Now, Louie, you and Jimmy take the mat,
Jimmy, suit up,
(girl) He's so dead,
- OK, limp wrist, stay away from my groin, - (wrestlers jeer at Jimmy)
(boy) Take him down, Louie, Take him down,
(whistle blows)
- Have you had enough? - Uh-uh,
- Let him up, - (jeering continues)
- Watch his nails, Lou! - (whistle blows)
He might scratch your eyes out!
- (crowd gasps) - (whistle blows)
- You OK, Lou? - All right,
(whistle blows)
- Let me take a crack, coach, - Are you up for it, Jimmy?
Yeah,
Go for it, Bo,
- Come on, fairy, shake your dust, - You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Come on, fag, What? Do you like that# Huh?
Wait, no..,
You know the best part about being a fairy? You get to fly,
Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!
- Ashton Kutcher's up first, - God, he's so overexposed,
stick to his film career as talk points, Don't linger on the TV stuff,
And if he doesn't mention the lnternet sex scandal, just don't bring it up,
OK, you know what? I've done this before,
- OK, I bump Baio, - What?
I'm living dangerously, Carrot Top's rehearsal was funny,
I'm gonna let the Top go long, Randy's dealing with it,
- OK, - My mouth's dry,
Thanks,
- You want me to do that? - I got it, Ouch, Dammit! Look,
What happened?
- Do you have a tissue? - Just stare at it,
(announcer) It's the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn.
OK, Go, Go! You're on,
- (announcer) Mr, Craig Kilborn, - (applause)
Excuse me, Excuse me, Ellie?
What the fuck do you mean, 'Scott’s been bumped?'
- I just heard, We'll reschedule, - Reschedule, my ass,
- I'm sorry, The show was running long, - Then bump Carrot Top,
It's Scott Baio, He shouldn't be going after Carrot Top anyway,
- He should be first, - I'll make it up to you,
- Listen to me, you little.., - Don't start with me!
(door opens)
Hi, Ellie,
(Ellie breathes heavily)
Are you OK in there?
I'm fine,
You don't sound fine,
What's the matter?
(Ellie sighs)
Ellie?
No!,
(Ellie sobs)
Ellie,
Ellie, your hand,
Ellie,
What's wrong?
I'm just having a really bad day,
Just leave,
Can I help?
Get the hell out of here! Get out!
Hey, Jake,
- Jimmy, - Hey,
Cool place, Are all clubs like this?
I sure hope not or I'm in nig trouble,
so what's up, Jimmy? What are you doing here?
Yeah, l.., I kind of need someone to talk to, Is that OK?
Yeah, of course it is, step inside,
OK, look, Ellie won't admit it, but ever since the other night things have been different,
- We're different, - What night# What are you talking about?
- Didn't Ellie tell you? - No, Tell me what?
We were in a wreck in the canyon, A girl was killed,
she was ripped apart,
By..,
I don't know, by some kind of animal,
Whatever it was bit me and now things have been happening to me,
Things I can't explain, Jake, I know it sounds crazy,
nut I think it was a..,
a werewolf,
Hm,
- What does your sister say about all this? - You know Ellie,
Deny and avoid, It's her thing, But it got her too and now I think we're cursed,
Look, I almost took a guy's head off in gym,
I'm not the kind of guy to take another guy's head off, I mean, look at me,
What if it comes back?
I mean, I know enough to know that it's a who, not a what, so it could be pissed off,
It may want to finish what it started,
Jimmy, I think you just need to calm down,
I think the best thing we can do is just call your sister,
get her down here and maybe the three of us should just sit down and discuss it,
I don't want to discuss this, I've been cursed, something bad is gonna happen,
I can.., Look, I can feel it,
Jimmy, listen to yourself,
Werewolves?
- This was a mistake, sorry I bothered you, - Jimmy,
No, no, Thanks,
(dog whines)
Jesus Christ,
(knocking)
- Bo, What are you doing here? - I just wanted to, kind of, talk,
About that stuff you said today,
What stuff?
About me, I was just wondering how you knew,
No one else did, just you,
And I've been so shitty to you, And then I thought,
why wouldn't you know? It takes one to know one, right?
- Of course, you would know, - Know what?
Whoa, Whoa, What are you doing?
I'm gay,
I just can't keep it in anymore, I had to tell you, you're the only other gay guy I know,
Whoa, OK, stop, No, I'm not gay, Not that there's anything wrong with it,
- This is hard for me, Don't be like this, - Trust me, Bo, I'm not gay, I'm cursed,
I know, sure feels like that, doesn't it? Not being able to tell anyone,
- Talk to anyone about it, - No, I'm cursed by the mark of the beast,
Bo,
I'm a werewolf,
Come on, Jimmy, You don't have to pretend anymore, Not with me,
No, it's part of the curse, I'm appealing, I have an unnatural sexual allure,
Yeah, yeah, you do, I know,
Look, dude, I'm happy for you, You be gay, It's a good thing,
Unfortunately, I got my own shit to take care of, so best of luck, Yay, go gay,
And I'll see you,
Hey, Jimmy, wait,
Jimmy,
- Liar, - (crash)
Hey, Zipper,
Hey,
(dogs bark)
(loud chewing)
Hey,
Hey, Zipper, Hey, that's mine,
Hey, Hey, Zipper, Drop it,
Hey, No, drop it,
Zip,
Hey, Hey, come on, Get out of it, Let's go,
No, Zipper!
Zipper,
- (knocking) - Zipper,
- Bo, what are you doing here? - We're not through yet,
No, no, no, We gotta go, Now,
- Holy shit, - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Go! Come on,
Fuck me,
- What the fuck was that? - That was my dog,
- What kind of dog do you have? - I have a regular dog,
Or he was, until he bit me, I infected him,
- I told you, I'm a werewolf, - Oh, yeah, Right,
- You're fucking serious, - Yeah,
Look, I gotta find my sister, Give me your cellphone,
Thanks, I know, Just keep your eyes on the road, all right# Animals, they sometimes..,
(dials number)
shit, stupid canyons, Look, she's going to a club opening, at Tinsel,
- Oh, on the strip, Got it, I'm with you, - OK, All right, settle down,
(newsreader)...killed 23 people and wounded more than 100 on Saturday.
In breaking news, is a wild beast terrorizing the Southland?
Another woman, Jenny rate of Studio city,
was torn to pieces at a charity benefit last night.
Authorities have linked the incident to a similar attack on Mulholland Drive
just two nights ago, where Becky Morton was mauled to death by an animal...
I'll drink, you can drive,
Ready?
Kyle, can you cover for me tonight? I've gotta get home,
You're gonna miss Jake's big opening?
- Ellie? - I guess,
- Good night, Ellie, - Oh, good night,
Ellie,
Ellie, please,
You scared me,
I'm sorry, but I needed to talk to you, Ellie,
You haven't been returning my calls,
You knew those girls, Becky and Jenny,
They're both dead,
I know, but, Ellie, I can explain everything,
Ellie!,
Ellie, Ellie!,
Get out of the car, Ellie,
Please,
Look, I'm sorry about your window, I didn't mean to do that,
but I have a lot of things that I have to explain to you
and they're all going to sound a little crazy so I just need you to hear me out,
Give me back my keys first,
What attacked you in the canyon wasn't just an animal,
- What was it? - You already know the answer to that,
You can feel the changes, can't you?
Ellie!,
(crowd cheers)
How's it going# These are my plus-ones right here, all the way to the end, there,
Hey, man,
- Hey, Bo, can I use your cell? - Uh, yeah, sure,
Hey, I'm gonna go look, see if anybody's seen your sister,
(phone rings)
- Hello? - Ellie?
- Jimmy, thank God. Where are you? - I'm at Tinsel,
- What? - No, it's OK,
What are you doing there? I'm on my way home,
Ellie, don't go home, Look, I infected Zipper and he's gone werewolf,
- You gotta believe me, Look, it's all true, - I believe you, OK?
I'd believe anything at this point,
- Jimmy, it's Jake, - What# Jake?
he's the one who attacked us. he's the werewolf.
- Ellie, I'm freaking out, - Kyle should be there, OK# Just find him,
stay low, Jake is definitely gonna be there,
I'll be there as soon as I can,
Jimmy, Have you seen Ellie? I just really need to find her, right away,
- Jake, Hi, - Hi,
- The place looks amazing, - Thank you,
- lncredible, Congratulations, Excuse me, - Wait, Jimmy, I really need to..,
Did I introduce you to Scott? Scott, this is Jake,
- Hey, man, How are you doing? - Good, thanks, Thanks for coming,
Can I excuse myself for one second?
- Jimmy? - What am I doing here?
Do you have any idea who I had to blow to get you in here tonight?
Who do I have to blow to get out of here?
- (man #1) That thing looks real, - (man #2) I think it is,
- Find your sister? - No, actually..,
- Oh, shit, shit, shit, - What# Is he a werewolf hunter?
No, no, He's trouble,
Tell the guys to look out for a young guy, about yea tall, brown hair,
He's a little jumpy so be discreet,
Here, come on, I think we can cut through here,
Come on, Come on, we can get out the back way, Come on,
Kyle,
- Kyle, Have you seen my brother? - Jimmy's here?
- I've gotta find him, it's an emergency, - Ellie, you need to tell me what's going on,
- I wish I could, - Hey, have you seen Kilborn?
He ditched me,
- (woman)..,out of here, baby, - (man) Hold on, Find me..,
- (man shouts) - (woman) Help!
- (Bo) Which way is out? - I don't know, Here, Come on, come on,
(echoing voices)
- (Jimmy) Bo, over here, - Jimmy?
(Jake) Ellie,
- Please, Ellie, Don't be afraid, - stay away from me, Jake,
- (Jake) But it wasn't me, - Bullshit, I saw your hands,
- (Jake) There's another one like me, - Is that your sister?
- (Jimmy) I think so, - I don't know who it is,
But that's who killed those girls, It's trying to get to me,
Please, you have to believe me, I'm telling you the truth,
(bang)
- I don't know what to believe, - Ellie, I was born with this curse,
I know how to control it,
I've learned to live with something terrible, Just like you,
We're not that different,
- We can do this, - How do you know that?
Because, Ellie,
- I love you, - No!
- Please, - Ellie, Come on,
Ellie,
I love you,
Please,
(Ellie) Jake!
Where is it? Where are they?
- (Bo) Go! Go, go, go, go, go,go! - shit!
- OK, you go that way, I'll go this way, - OK,
- Bo? - (echoes) Bo# Bo# Bo# Bo# Bo?
Bo?
No, don't go in there, It's not safe,
No, Stop,
Randy, Randy, you gotta get everyone out of there and you gotta radio for help,
Why?
Are you OK? Come on, get up,
- Ellie! - Jimmy,
(Scott) Come on, It's a fucking werewolf,
Jimmy!
- Have you seen my brother? - He must be out front,
No, he's not, I've looked everywhere, He's not out there,
- There's nobody left in there except for.., - (werewolf roars)
..,that!
Jimmy!
Jimmy,
- Are you OK? - Yeah,
- OK, We gotta get outta here, - I know,
- Ellie, - Kyle, what..,
What the hell's happening?
I heard people screaming, and then I lost Craig, I lost Craig,
- stay away from us, - What# Why?
show me your hand,
- The other hand, - Ellie,
we don't have time for this,
There's an animal on the loose, It could be anywhere,
(creaking)
What# You guys hear something?
- Where the fuck did he go? - I don't know,
(dripping)
Jimmy?
Come on,
- Come on, come on, Keep going, - But it's closed,
- shit, We can't get out, We're fucked, - Where are we going?
I don't know, shit, Where does this go# Come on,
- shit, - There should be doors, Look for a door,
- There's nothing, Look over there, - OK,
No, they're not here,
- Weren't there three? - What?
There's three microphones, There's only two..,
Jimmy!
- Showtime, lsn't that what they say? - Joannie,
Just for the record, I didn't ask for this,
It was just a hot night with the guy that every girl in town wanted,
Lucky me, I should've been more careful though,
I got a little rough in bed and wound up cursed by the mark of the fucking beast,
- That Jake, he's a catch, - Oh, my God,
I thought he was the one, you know, but all I got was a couple of dates, some hot sex,
and a 'I'm not ready for a relationship right now, It's not you, it's me,'
Men, They're all beasts,
Jake didn't want me, And if I can't have him..,
- Well, you know how that line goes, - Hey, l..,
The funny thing is, I never saw you as a threat,
I find you rather depressing myself,
Why do men always go for the tortured ones# Poor damaged Ellie,
Fuck you,
(Joannie) Bitch!
Who's lost it now?
(Jimmy grunts)
OK, Just the two of us, Fair fight, OK? Just me and you, All right# Come on,
- OK, - I'm right here,
OK, Let's go,
Fair fight? This is Hollywood,
And you..,
You get one taste of blood and you freak out,
Jimmy, Jimmy,
Come on, run,
Jake# You bounce back quickly,
Hi,
- It's you? - Yeah,
- How did this happen, Joannie? - Well,
I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf,
Joannie, it doesn't have to be like this for you, There are ways for you to control it,
Like what# Nibbling on coyotes in the desert# No thanks,
I'm having too much fun eliminating the competition,
Pretty soon I'll have you all to myself,
I won't let you kill her, Joannie,
Jake!
Honey, muffin,
I am not gonna kill her, I promise,
I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood,
Then..,
maybe I'll eat her,
You have to kill me first,
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Well, I've learned a few things about this curse along the way, and I know better,
But that doesn't mean I can't make it hurt a little,
- I don't see her, - sh,
Ellie?
(moans)
Let's see how she deals with these,
(roars)
(werewolf voice) I'm gonna get you,
Where are you, you bitch?
Get this off!
Where's your brother?
(sniffs)
(sirens)
- Where'd she go? - I don't know,
- Well, maybe she left, - (roar)
Or maybe not,
- did she see us? - I don't think..,
Run! Jimmy, get out of here,
Jimmy!
Ellie,
Ellie, wake up,
Wake up,
You're playing with us, aren't you, Joannie?
Ellie,
Well, play this!
- (man #1) Let's go! - (man #2) Let's go!
- Move along, Let's go, - Yes, sir,
(werewolf) shit!
Move it,
- Freeze!, - don't shoot,
- Where's the animal? - It's up there somewhere,
- (man #3) What's it supposed to be? - (man #1) I don't know, stay alert, guys,
- What the hell is it, anyway? - Oh, it's a werewolf, What?
- Did you say werewolf? - Yeah,
she may have changed back to her human form,
Her name is Joannie, she's this hyper, skinny publicist,
- Any other description? - Yeah, she's, what# Like, five foot seven?
she's got a bony ass,
and fat thighs, and bad skin,
(roars) Liar!
shoot!
Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
- Man, that's ugly, - Careful,
It's dead, All clear,
- That's fucked up, - Yeah, OK,
- stand down, - What is this thing?
I told you, It's a werewolf, You have to separate the head from the..
Repeat, all clear,
Call animal control,
- Get them out of here, - (Ellie) Is she dead?
Yeah, Her brain's on the floor, That should do it,
- Jake, - Bo,
Hey, I need a paramedic in here,
Bo, Bo, Bo,
- Yeah, - Are you OK?
(sirens)
- Hey, Jimbo, How'd I do? - You did good,
- I'm gonna go look for Jake, OK? - Yeah,
Hey, you good?
Yeah, He sucker-punched me, I was about to kick his ass,
OK,
Did you find him?
No,
- I'm telling you, we shot the shit out of this, - Really?
You're gonna need a forklift, This thing is..,
huge,
I think we can handle it,
It looked a little bigger before,
Oh, shit!
- Are you OK? - Are you all right?
- I think so, - Yeah,
so, it's over, right?
And Joannie's dead, so we're OK now..
Well, that's subjective, We still have to go back to our pathetic precurse lives,
- I'm personally OK with that, - Well, you're not in high school,
What happened?
Zipper,
Are you OK?
I will be,
What's wrong? Are you worried about Jake?
- His secret's out, He had to disappear, - I don't want to talk about it, OK?
I know you think he's a good guy, Ellie, but don't forget, all of this,
everything we've been through, is because of him,
When it comes down to it, a monster is still a monster,
Jimmy, That's enough,
I guess some things never change,
- Do you think you can get us some light? - Yeah, Yeah, I'll check the circuit breaker,
Zipper?
- How are you doing with those lights? - Yeah, one second,
shit,
Is everything OK down there?
Yeah, it's fine, I just..,
Thank you,
(door opens)
(dog barks)
Zipper?
(crash)
(Jimmy) It's OK, It's just me,
sorry, I'm still working on the fuses, It's a little dark in here, I'll be up in a minute,
Jake,
How are you, Ellie?
Jake, something's wrong, I'm..,
- (sobs) - sh,
It'll be OK, Just breathe, You'll be OK,
- What's happening to me? - It's starting, Ellie,
- It's almost midnight, - Oh, no,
No,
- This can't happen, Jake, - Ellie,
Ellie, sh, It's OK, You're gonna be OK,
- I came back for you, - I have to stop it,
- You have to help me stop it, - Ellie, it's not really that simple,
But you have nothing to worry about, This is how we can be together,
You need this, Ellie,
You need me,
- You said it could be controlled, - You don't have to worry,
I can teach you how to live with this, And we have years to figure it out,
so that's your answer? We live happily ever after?
There's no reason why we can't now,
Think about it, Your parents are dead,
your brother is miserable, your life is a mess,
Why do you think it is that you fell for me so hard and so fast?
I gave you a reason to live again, Ellie, And I can still do that for you,
- Jake, I don't want this, - It's the only way we can be together, Ellie,
But I don't want you, Tell me how to get rid of it, Tell me how!
The only way you can break the curse is for the one who started it all to die,
And that’s me.
- I'm not ready to die just yet, - I can't let my brother live like this,
You know I have to think of him first,
I know, I bet you promised your parents that you'd give him a good life, didn't you?
But you know what, Ellie# You're really not doing a very good job, are you?
- In fact, you're kind of a disaster, - Get away from me,
I don't want you to worry about your brother, OK?
After all, there's only room for one alpha male,
And I really think we should put the poor kid out of his misery, don't you?
Where is that brother of yours, anyway?
Now, where could he be?
In the basement?
These heightened senses are a kick, huh?
No hard feelings, buddy,
I'll make it as quick as possible,
- Take it easy with the silver, Ellie, - You're a monster,
Join the club,
That's only the beginning, Ellie,
I should've known you couldn't handle this,
You're too weak to think you could survive it, It only makes you stronger,
But you're too stupid, too timid,
It comes and goes at first,
I probably should've told you that,
- Unfortunately now you both have to die, - Hey!
You'd better run, you little shit,
I am going to kill you,
Like you said, what doesn't kill you..,
It's over,
Are you sure# You were a little off on that whole 'how to break the curse' thing,
Yeah, well, the books kind of glossed over that part,
Uh-huh,
We're going to be OK,
(dog barks)
Zipper,
Brooke,
- What are you doing here? - Hey, Jimmy,
I found your dog, He was wandering the streets,
- How'd you know where I lived? - I told her,
- (Jimmy) Are you OK? - (Bo) Yeah, you?
I'm good, thanks,
Uh..,
- Can I walk you home? - sure,
- Are you coming? - Yeah,
see you later,
- Nice moves, - It's the new me,
I'm just gonna stay here, And, uh.., clean,
Come on, Zipper,
Zipper,
(# ''Better Now'' (cursed Mix) by collective Soul)
# Yeah yeah
# Oh, I'm newly calibrated
# Yeah yeah
# All shiny and clean
# Yeah yeah
# I'm your recent adaptation
# Yeah yeah
# rime to redefine me
# Let the word out
# I've got to get out
# Whoa, I'm feeling better now
# Break the news out
# I've got to get out
# Whoa, I'm feeling better now
# Whoo
# Yeah yeah
# Oh, I'm happy as Christmas
# Yeah yeah
# All wrapped to be seen
# Yeah yeah
# I'm your recent acquisition
# Yeah yeah
# rime to celebrate me
# Let the word out
# I've got to get out
# Whoa, I'm feeling better now
# Break the news out
# I've got to get out
# Whoa, I'm feeling better now
# Let the word out
# I've got to get out
# Whoa, I'm feeling better now
# You break the news out
# I've got to get out
# Whoa, I'm feeling better now
(# ''Let Me Out'' by MBD)
# You're holy
# Not so holy
# running slowly
# running out
# You're hateful
# very hateful
# So unfaithful
# Giving up
# I'm fearless
# forever fearless
# Sick with weirdness
# So far gone
# I curse the day you fell on me
# Like a plague without a remedy
# Lost control of everything
# What's this all about?
# I can 't get used to this
# I tried, but I just reminisce
# close my eyes and make a wish
# You'd let me out
# Waiting
# All this waiting
# I'm still fading
# In the dark
# this bleeding
# can't stop bleeding
# I'm believing
# Who I am
# I curse the day you fell on me
# Like a plague without a remedy
# Lost control of everything
# What's this all about?
# I can't get used to this
# I tried, but I just reminisce
# close my eyes and make a wish
# You'd let me out