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On the distant planet of Snerd,

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to enforce the prohibition
of sexual activity,

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the government created
the Limp-Tron 69,

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a device that controls the
planet's gravitational pull.

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This causes the people
to lose all interest

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in any sexual activity
and renders their organs

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in a perpetual
state of flaccidity.

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This gives the planetary
government the ability

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to rule a sexless planet.

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However, this
gravitational system

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does not work on all creatures.

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The Interplanetary Court of
Morality is now in session.

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The Honorable Judge
Melvin P. Enis presiding.

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Counselor, your
clients are accused

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of being in direct violation
of the planet's strict rules

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prohibiting sexual
acts of any kind.

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How do these things plead?

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Not guilty, Your Honor.

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What?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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Oh.

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Your Honor, these
three creatures

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are foreign to our planet.

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Their DNA is unaffected
by the Limp-Tron 69.

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Upon further research...

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Order!

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I will have order!

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I apologize, Your Honor.

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If I may continue...

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You may not, counselor.

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There are vile and
disgusting creatures,

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and I want to know
nothing about them.

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Your Honor, they weren't
caught doing anything wrong.

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Their ship crashed on our
planet during the DO Showers.

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It is my opinion we
send them back home.

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Oh.

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Your opinion?

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Your opinion means
huggabaloo to me.

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I know exactly what they are
and where they come from,

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and I'm sentencing
them to termination.

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Judge, you can't sentence
them to death just

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because of where they're from.

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Is that right, Cass Coridore?

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In that case, I find you guilty
of being a sexual sympathizer,

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and I'm sentencing you 10
Snerdian years of hard labor

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at the Third Moon Prison.

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For what?

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Doing my job as a space lawyer?

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Now it's 20 Snerdian years.

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Maybe that will
toughen you up and make

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you watch your queer mouth.

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Oh, my.

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Oh!

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Get them out of my face.

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Oh!

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I hate the Chubbies.

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Oh!

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Fucking perverts.

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Yeah, this is Holy Driver
1, requesting permission

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to engage off of Snerd.

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Oh, one moment, Holy Driver 1.

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We have some late
arrivals for you.

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What have we got?

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Three turds and a piece of shit.

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Get in the cage.

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Where are they going?

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I got deliveries to make.

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Straight to the Third Moon
Prison Planet for termination.

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I'm not to be terminated.

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Shut up, pedophile.

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I'm not a pedophile.

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I'm a lawyer.

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One more word out
of you, and you'll

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be kissing your own
ass in your dreams.

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What does that even mean?

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Oh, I'm warning you, boy.

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Listen, I don't think it's fair

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what they're going to
do to you, so I'm going

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to let you guys out.

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Got it.

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Pucker up, butterscotch.

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All right, are you done in here?

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Oh, yeah, I'm done.

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Then get the fuck off my ship.

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You don't have to
be rude about it.

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Beam!

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This is Holy Driver 1,
requesting permission

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yet again to take off
from Snerd to the Third

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Moon Prison Planet.

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Permission granted.

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Thanks, Pussy Lips.

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Get this faggot.

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What are you doing?

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Stop!

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Hey, come back.

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Bye bye.

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I was trying to help you.

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I was trying to help you!

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Fuck you!

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Uh.

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Uh, this is Cass
Coridore to Planet Snerd.

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The pilot's dead.

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I don't know how to fly a ship.

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The pilot's dead.

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It looks like his dick
has been eaten off.

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I didn't eat his dick off.

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I think the Chubbies
were the ones involved.

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They got loose.

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Uh, please send help.

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Send help.

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Help.

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Again, I did not
bite his dick off.

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It was not me.

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Help!

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Escape pod.

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Judge Enis.

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Oh, Judge Enis.

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Go away.

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I'm busy.

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Those little
creatures have escaped.

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I care not.

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They are en route
to Planet Earth, oh.

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Oh!

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Get me the General.

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The Chubbies must be destroyed.

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The Chubbies must be destroyed!

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Sam.

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Sam, come here.

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I want you to check
this video out.

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I found this brand
new video store.

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They rent foreign imports.

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What?
Seriously?

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Yeah, yeah.

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I got it queued up
to the best spot.

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I heard it's banned in America.

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And now, I'm going to
squirt my first load at you.

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What is this?

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What the bowling ball is this?

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I know.

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This is disgusting, Eddie.

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Why are we watching this?

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What the hell are
you guys doing?

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Moody's still here.

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Just watching a video, man.

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Moody doesn't like this crap.

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Oh my god.

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Tom, get your ass in here.

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Shit.

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Welcome
to Moody's Bowl-O-Rama!

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We have more balls
than any other bowling

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alley in the state.

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Bowling's not your game?

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Try pocket pool.

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Hey, kids, we have video games
like Ms. Pac-Man and Caligula.

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Uh, you wanted to
see me, Mr. Moody?

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We have new Coke.

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Tom.

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Have a seat.

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Would you care for
a piece of candy?

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Uh, no.

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I think I'll pass.

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Now, as you know,
it's Halloween.

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So I have to get the
fuck out of here,

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and I'm leaving you in charge.

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Well, I'm honored you
trust me so much, Mr. Moody.

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I don't.

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But you're a little less
retarded than the other idiots

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I have working here.

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Thanks all the same.

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Now, I know I don't
need to remind you,

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but if you or if any of
your little faggot friends

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are in here past midnight,
you'll be locked in until I

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come back in the morning.

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Don't worry, Mr. Moody.

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We'll be out of
here by 11:00 tops.

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Good, because I'll be
setting the security

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system when I leave.

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This sweet baby cost
me an arm and a leg.

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State of the art in bowling
alley security systems.

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I've got lasers on
every door and every window.

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Guaranteed to keep the
darkies out after dark.

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Once I put the code in this
baby, we're on lockdown.

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Well, don't worry, Mr. Moody.

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You can count on me.

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Well?

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Get the hell out of here
and run my bowling alley.

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I have got treats to pass
out to the little kiddies.

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Yes, sir.

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Uh, Happy Halloween, Mr. Moody.

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You fucker.

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So long, Mr. Moody.

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Happy Halloween, pricks.

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I've never seen Moody
leave so quickly.

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Yeah, or happy.

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Ever.

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Moody hates kids.

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Why is he so excited
for Halloween?

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Because Halloween
is the one day a year

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he can fuck with the
neighborhood kids

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and get away with it.
- Some beer.

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The kids, they think
they're going to prank him,

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but he always booby
traps his own yard.

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The other year, some kids were
going to egg his front porch.

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But he built this
see-through trampoline thing

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that shot the eggs
back, so the kids

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ended up egging themselves.
- Beer!

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And then the next year, they
were going to TP that tree

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he has in his front yard.

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But he spent the entire year
filling the tree with bats

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that he trained to attack at
the sight of toilet paper.

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Fuck.

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Yeah.

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I heard he baked his own shit,
and then wrapped the turds up

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in Tootsie Roll wrappers.

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That is why he loves
Halloween, and tonight is

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the only night he leaves early.

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It's also the same reason we're
going to have the Halloween

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party here tonight.

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Get with the fucking beer.

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You want your damn beer?

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Here it comes.

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You want your fucking drink?

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Here's your fucking drink.

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Get the fuck out of my bar.

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Fuck!

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I'm soaking wet like
a squid's pussy.

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Ugh.

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Fuck!

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I think I'm in love.

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That chick would destroy you.

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Charlie, don't
smoke so much, man.

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Gotta save some for the party.

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Lay off me, baby.

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I had a bad day, you know?

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My old man's such a dick.

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He don't understand me.

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Won't you calm down?

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Let me take care
of you for a bit.

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Pfft, whatever.

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No one understands me.

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I understand you.

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You only understand my fat wank.

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Man.

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My old man is such a dick.

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You know, every day, he asks me,
are you going to the Halloween

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party today, son?

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He thinks it's a real
laugh riot the way I dress.

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Well, of all days
holy, you know what

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he says to me on Halloween?

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He says, are you going to
the library tonight, son,

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to do some studying?

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And I says to him, no, man, I'm
going to the Halloween party.

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What do you think about that?

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And you know what he says to me?

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Hm?

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He says, have fun studying
at the library, son.

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God, can you believe
that bullshit?

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Holy shit!

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- Are you about to come?
- No.

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Stop sucking my dick.

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Look, I just saw a UFO crash.

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You are so high.

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I'm serious over here.

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Holy shit, there's another one.

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Come on, let's go check it out.

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No, I'm not finished.

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And we gotta go to
the Halloween party.

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You horny slut.

269
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,562
Grab the video camera.
Come on.

270
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,441
We'll tape this, and we'll
try selling it to the news.

271
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,865
We can probably make like
$500, Maybe even more.

272
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:22,768
Come on, let's go.

273
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:23,869
Fine.

274
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,219
This is Cass Coridore.

275
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:46,062
I seem to have landed on
a Snerdian-like planet.

276
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,989
Cass, this is General Teabag.

277
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,834
Are the Chubbies with you?

278
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:50,759
No.

279
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,873
They escaped in a pod.

280
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,225
They have to be destroyed.

281
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,904
I am handling it, Melvin.

282
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,541
Cass, I know you're just
a simple space lawyer,

283
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,381
and you're just doing
your job, but trust me,

284
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,977
those Chubbies are dangerous.

285
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,579
How dangerous are they?

286
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,781
Let's just say that
the people of Earth

287
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,624
are a sexually driven species.

288
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,161
The Chubbies know this.

289
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,626
If they come in contact
with an Earth human,

290
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,796
they can use their
body as an avatar

291
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,795
by invading their anal cavity.

292
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,538
Once inside, the Chubbies
take over their body

293
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,466
and can even spawn
multiple Chubbies.

294
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:38,882
If they succeed, they could
invade every Earth anus in less

295
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,078
than two Snerdian weeks.

296
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,080
Would you like some space tea?

297
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,082
I'm a bit thirsty.

298
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,654
Yes, that's fine.

299
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,663
Dammit, Enis, I'm in the middle
of something important here.

300
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,856
Well, my apologies.

301
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:54,987
I'll, uh... I'll get Rape
Bot to bring me some tea.

302
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,534
Rape Bot, tea, please.

303
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,599
How do I find them?

304
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,212
Inside the escape pod should
be two fully charged space laser

305
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:09,206
guns, and your communicator
doubles as a tracking

306
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,909
device to locate them.

307
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,451
It's quite simple, really.

308
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,077
What's in this for me?

309
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,022
Enis sent me to a prison camp.

310
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,117
And I'll do it again,
you little shit!

311
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:25,329
I outrank Enis on this planet.

312
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,025
Cass, know that any
charges brought against you

313
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,227
will be dropped.

314
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,429
And then we will
send a ship to locate

315
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,801
you and bring you back home.

316
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,700
But only if you succeed.

317
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:44,936
Oh, oh, oh!

318
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,514
Rape Bot, get off of me!

319
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,752
Shit.

320
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,050
Dammit, Enis.

321
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,321
Why would you call in Rape
Bot to bring you space tea?

322
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:58,361
I thought we reprogrammed
him to be our butler.

323
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:02,728
Rape Bot has one job,
and business is good.

324
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,869
Rape business.

325
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,125
General.

326
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,843
I'll do it.

327
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,437
Don't let us down, Coridore.

328
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:16,679
The fate of these two
planets depends on you.

329
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,776
Keep us updated.

330
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,991
Come on, baby.
I don't want to argue.

331
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:56,745
Just follow the smoke.

332
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:57,919
We're almost there.

333
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:58,917
We're trespassing.

334
00:21:59,018 --> 00:21:59,888
So what?

335
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,686
We need the money anyway.

336
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,289
You know, you really need
to start respecting me more.

337
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:06,892
I'm out here, aren't I?

338
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,293
Look, whatever, babe.

339
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,638
Look, we're going
to make so much

340
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,702
money off this stinkin' UFO.

341
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,428
We're going to sell
it to the news, hell,

342
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,033
maybe even "Time" magazine.

343
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,674
And then I'll shove that video
in my old man's face and say,

344
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,870
guess the world
digs my videos, Dad.

345
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,872
Happy Halloween.

346
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,284
Holy dog shit.

347
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,277
Aha, you see?

348
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,389
I told you there was a UFO.

349
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,283
Go on, go on and start taping.

350
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,380
Hold on.

351
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,045
Let me get this thing working.

352
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:34,019
Ruth Anne, I swear, if you
ruin this for me, I'll...

353
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:35,864
What, Charlie?

354
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,855
You'll do what, huh?

355
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:38,857
All right.

356
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,328
It's working.

357
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,127
Taking video now.

358
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,728
Stop having a temper tantrum.

359
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:48,934
Charlie?

360
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:53,011
Charlie?

361
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,005
Oh my god.

362
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,006
Charlie?

363
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,577
Charlie?

364
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:57,576
Charlie?

365
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,677
Charlie?

366
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,504
I want to mostly
get Butterfingers

367
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,581
because that's the best
candy in the world, you know?

368
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,485
I can't believe that last
house gave us raisins.

369
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,280
Who does that on Halloween?

370
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,675
Stupid old people.

371
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:31,877
For sure.

372
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:34,508
I hate it also when they
like, serve granola bars.

373
00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:35,784
That's not candy.

374
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,582
I know.

375
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,954
Why aren't we
stopping here, guys?

376
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,722
Dude, do you not know?

377
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,591
That's Old Man Moody's house.

378
00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,090
Yeah, we don't
want to stop here.

379
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,591
Hey, let's go across the street.

380
00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:49,403
There's a house that gives
away king-sized candy bars.

381
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,896
You guys are being pussies.

382
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:54,327
Halloween is about getting
the most free candy you can.

383
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,143
It's not worth it, man.

384
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,195
I'm not afraid of some old dick.

385
00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,114
Just watch and learn.

386
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:09,177
Trick or treat.

387
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,551
Well, hello, little boy.

388
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,191
And what are you supposed to be?

389
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,845
A gay cheetah?

390
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:15,494
No.

391
00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,158
I'm the Goblin King.

392
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:19,256
Well, of course, you are.

393
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,588
I haven't seen you
around here before.

394
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,704
Are you all by yourself?

395
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,356
My friends are on the sidewalk.

396
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,104
Can we just get to the candy?

397
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:32,069
Ah, is that little Johnny
Morgan and his brother Joey?

398
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,171
Hello, boys.

399
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,365
Happy Halloween.

400
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,383
Piss off, Moody.

401
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,745
Yes, piss indeed.

402
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,076
I got something
for you, young man.

403
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,585
See this football?

404
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:50,057
This became mine when
your little friends kicked

405
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,216
it into my yard last spring.

406
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,934
I love it so much.

407
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:57,126
I gave it to my kitty cat, Mr.
Rumsfeld, to use as a urinal.

408
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,169
It's filled with cat piss.

409
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,711
There's even a couple of
Mr. Rumsfeld's little turds

410
00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:06,365
in there for your added
Halloween enjoyment.

411
00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,712
My candy's ruined!

412
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,638
Happy Halloween,
you little shithead.

413
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,243
Come back next year.

414
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,654
You're all invited.

415
00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,116
Tell them Moody sent you.

416
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,321
Did you at least get
our football back?

417
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,660
Screw you guys.

418
00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:43,883
Hello, Moody Jr.
Are you done yet?

419
00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:46,446
Everyone is almost
here for the party.

420
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,805
Listen, you little faggot.

421
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,724
I'm counting more
money here than you've

422
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,176
ever seen in your life.

423
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:56,023
Now get the fuck out of here,
but get me a beer first.

424
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,832
We should just take
the money and run.

425
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:02,025
I swear, that kind
of money, we could

426
00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:04,398
open up our own
bowling place and not

427
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,496
have to answer to Moody.

428
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,699
Where's my beer,
you little thief?

429
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,069
What are you supposed to be?

430
00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,243
A gay swashbuckler?

431
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:18,852
Uh, no.

432
00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:21,375
I'm obviously the Goblin King.

433
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,480
You're kidding, right?

434
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:23,784
I'm obviously the Goblin King.

435
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,793
Hey, guys.
I could really use your help.

436
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,652
People are starting to
show up for the party.

437
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:42,396
So are you just going to
keep staring at my tits?

438
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:43,371
I'm not.

439
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:44,869
I mean... shit, wait, what?

440
00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:46,511
People are here for
the party already?

441
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,605
I didn't hear the bell.

442
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,440
What door are they coming in?

443
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,540
The back door.

444
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,608
Shit!

445
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,006
Hey, Sam.

446
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,754
Uh... nice costume.

447
00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,420
You too, Diamond Dave.

448
00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:01,018
Goblin King.

449
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:07,288
You like my new tunes?

450
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:08,563
I love them.

451
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,631
You're so warm.

452
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:11,730
I'm so cold right now.

453
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:12,968
I'm such an idiot.

454
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:15,495
I'm barely wearing
any clothes right now.

455
00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:16,601
I can warm you up.

456
00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:19,173
No problem.

457
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,111
This door is off limits.

458
00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:21,937
Whoa.

459
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,341
Sorry, dude.

460
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,087
We saw the door was propped open
and decided to come this way.

461
00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:27,311
Seriously, we have to
leave it open at all times.

462
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,483
Why?

463
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,858
Because Moody has
a lockdown time,

464
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,722
and it goes from
midnight to 8:00 AM.

465
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,948
And if this door's
closed at 11:49,

466
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:36,193
we're not opening it at 12:01.

467
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,258
So whatever you need to
do, we can't get back in.

468
00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:39,187
You can't go to your car.

469
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,331
You can't go to smoke.

470
00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,826
You can't do anything
until we all leave, OK?

471
00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,359
What are you
talking about, dude?

472
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:48,803
Nobody's going outside to
smoke when we have the inside.

473
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,171
That's fucking stupid.

474
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,769
I'm being serious, guys.

475
00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:56,781
OK, dude, we got it.

476
00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:00,576
Don't close this door.

477
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,849
OK, now let's go party.

478
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:02,478
Yes.

479
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:04,281
Party time.

480
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:05,823
Fine.

481
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,199
I guess I'll stay here and
make a sign for the stragglers.

482
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:28,033
Hey, it's dark in here.

483
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:47,705
Hey, hey, hey.

484
00:30:47,813 --> 00:30:50,983
Have you guys seen
a Chubby tonight?

485
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,253
What the fuck did you
just say to my kids?

486
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:57,092
I'm just asking them if
they've seen a Chubby.

487
00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:00,689
You're asking my kids if
they've seen your chubby?

488
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:01,632
Well, no.

489
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:02,997
It's not my Chubbies.

490
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:04,955
I mean, I did try to
get the Chubbies off.

491
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:07,304
But now, I understand
how dangerous they are.

492
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,199
Listen, pal, you're
cruising for a bruising.

493
00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,941
Hey, I'm just looking out
for you people of Earth.

494
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:14,768
The Chubbies are here to
invade your anal cavity.

495
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:15,873
That's it, pal.

496
00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,584
All right, let's get
the fuck out of here.

497
00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:27,685
Trick or treat.

498
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:32,356
Well, if it isn't little
Timmy from next door.

499
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:36,258
I've got something
really special for you.

500
00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:39,472
I made these little treats
with help of your doggie

501
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:43,135
who likes to take dumps
on my lawn every day.

502
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,995
Make sure you share
them with your parents.

503
00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:46,444
Thank you, Mr. Moody.

504
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,838
Oh, you're welcome.

505
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,610
You enjoy those Tootsie Poops.

506
00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:52,439
I mean, Pops.

507
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,752
Trick or treat.

508
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:06,494
Well, aren't you a
pretty little princess?

509
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:07,362
And who's this?

510
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,129
Wonder Woman?

511
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:14,598
Well, girls, I'm sorry, but
Old Moody's all out of treats.

512
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:18,640
But I do have a trick.

513
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,884
Happy Halloween,
you little brats.

514
00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:27,747
Come back and see
Moody again next year.

515
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,376
A nice little treat for me?

516
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:32,481
Don't mind if I do.

517
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:36,964
Ah, another successful
Halloween for Mr. Moody.

518
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:44,233
Well, let's see what's
on the old boob tube.

519
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:06,524
Halloween only
comes once a year.

520
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,448
Kind of like Mr. Moody.

521
00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:14,334
You're not scared, 'cause I'm
Sheriff motherfucking Gary.

522
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,268
Shouldn't Charlie and
Ruth Anne be here by now?

523
00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:02,295
They're probably at Make Out
Point getting high right now.

524
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:05,171
Or Charlie got
grounded by his pops.

525
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,171
No way, man.

526
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,442
Mr. Brewster's the coolest.

527
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,639
I don't know why Charlie
hates him so much.

528
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:14,111
'Cause my old man
just don't understand me, man.

529
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,213
Fuck you.

530
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:26,926
General, the President of the
United States on Earth in 1986

531
00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:31,255
is on the space communicator.

532
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:33,633
Oh, mother of Snerd.

533
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,272
Fork down, Enis.

534
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,767
I have a long rapport
with all the world

535
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:40,139
leaders of Planet Earth.

536
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,469
Put him through.

537
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:48,747
Mr. President, salutations.

538
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,217
Just level with me.

539
00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:51,516
Just level with me.

540
00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:53,547
I don't want to forget to duck.

541
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,722
Is there any truth
to the Chubbies

542
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:59,121
invading... invading
our beautiful country

543
00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,925
in a thousand points of light?

544
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:03,957
Yes, Mr. President, it is true.

545
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:08,632
But we have one of our best
on a kill-all mission, so...

546
00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:12,774
Good god, General, don't you
know that I've got a lot to do?

547
00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:16,741
We've got to punish those
homosexuals for getting AIDS,

548
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,412
and we've got the War
on Drugs, General.

549
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:23,421
I can't go around worrying
about an invasion... an invasion.

550
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:27,545
Please, Mr. Mars Man,
tear down that satellite.

551
00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:30,263
Do not stress about
this, Mr. President.

552
00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:31,716
It'll get done.

553
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:35,293
The three Chubbies will be
disintegrated in no time.

554
00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:39,304
Well, I'd hate to
end our trade deal.

555
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:42,928
I just love... I love all
those Snerdian jelly beans.

556
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,344
Yeah, so does Nancy.

557
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:48,707
And, you know, we do
love your enriched uranium

558
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,037
and your nerve gas.

559
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:54,111
Oh, also oxygen. Yes, we cannot
live without that oxygen,

560
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,952
so, yeah, keep that coming.

561
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:57,848
Very good, General.

562
00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,949
And God bless America.

563
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,551
God bless Reaganomics.

564
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:04,963
And did you get a chance to look
at those videotapes I sent you?

565
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:09,656
Videotapes?

566
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:10,561
Uh.

567
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:11,932
Oh!

568
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:16,970
Yes, the Hollywood movies
featuring you and a monkey.

569
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:17,868
Yes.

570
00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,609
Yes, that's it.

571
00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:20,705
Yes, that's it.

572
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,906
President Nixon and I
watched it together.

573
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:28,078
We were on our knees,
praying the whole time.

574
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:32,275
Remarkable work, sir.

575
00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:34,324
It's no wonder the
people of America

576
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:38,220
have elected you to
be the supreme leader.

577
00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:39,964
Yes, there are
plenty more videotapes

578
00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,235
where that came from, General.

579
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,359
But you need to
return them tomorrow

580
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,802
because I've got to send
them back to the Pentagon.

581
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:50,868
Their video collection is
much in demand these days.

582
00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:57,509
Big missiles and heat-seeking,
wet, lushness, hard missiles.

583
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:00,745
Yeah.

584
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,181
You know...

585
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,628
Uh... I... I believe Rape Bot is
still watching them right now.

586
00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:08,396
I think Rape Bot is still
watching them right now.

587
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:09,220
Hold on one second.

588
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:10,221
Let me find out.

589
00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:11,622
I'll call him.
Rape Bot?

590
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,100
Rape Bot, can you bring
us the President's films?

591
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,534
Could you bring in the
President's films for us,

592
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,627
please?

593
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:27,911
Rape Bot, what have you done
with the President's films?

594
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:30,706
I have repeatedly raped them.

595
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:36,677
Oh!

596
00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:37,322
Oh!

597
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:39,176
Get off of me!

598
00:38:39,284 --> 00:38:42,054
Get off of me!

599
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,253
Dammit!

600
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,399
Kill all the homos.

601
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:51,095
Kill them, kill them all.

602
00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,626
They got AIDS as punishment.

603
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:54,271
That's what it's all about.

604
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:57,136
God is punishing the
bad people, including

605
00:38:57,235 --> 00:39:00,105
those interstellar Chubbies.

606
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,653
I'm getting a bad feeling
about this, General.

607
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:09,075
That's probably because
I got Alzheimer's and I

608
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,420
can't stop farting.
But Nancy likes the farting.

609
00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:15,588
And one more thing, General,

610
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,157
destroy those Chubbies.

611
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:18,555
Oh, yeah.

612
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:22,127
Chubbies delenda est. Yeah.

613
00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:23,227
Yeah.

614
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:26,967
Yes, yes, yes.

615
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,065
Right away, Mr. President.

616
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,167
Right away, sir.

617
00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,212
Dammit, Enis.

618
00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:42,579
Why is Rape Bot
still on this ship?

619
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:45,951
Rape Bot can take a hint.

620
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:58,833
You know, you just hurt
Rape Bot's feelings.

621
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,349
Hey, man.

622
00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:23,494
This is awesome.

623
00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:25,989
We have to have
more parties here.

624
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,591
Well, yeah, sure.

625
00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,104
And I went to the
doctor, and it ends

626
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,998
up I wasn't pregnant after all.

627
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:36,328
You know, I think I'm ready
to make a move on Samantha.

628
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,539
You sure you want
to do that, boss?

629
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,608
I mean, when she
turns you down, it's

630
00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:43,107
going to be awkward at work.

631
00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:47,678
Thank you.

632
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,179
Cheers.

633
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,280
All right.

634
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,957
I thought about that, but it's
a chance I'm willing to take.

635
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:04,457
Well, if she says yes and
becomes your girl or whatever,

636
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:07,533
I'm going to feel
real guilty every time

637
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:10,443
I masturbate to the thought
of her luscious tits.

638
00:41:10,536 --> 00:41:12,866
I mean, she's the
girl for me, I know it.

639
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,171
I'm 17 years old.

640
00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,942
Next year, I'm going to college.

641
00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:18,019
I don't want to spend the
rest of my life regretting

642
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,513
not asking her out.

643
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:22,011
Well, with any luck,
you won't have to leave

644
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,083
this place a virgin, huh?

645
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:25,182
Cheers.

646
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,218
Hey, Sam.

647
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,322
You got a minute?

648
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:33,423
Yeah.

649
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,643
Thank you so much.

650
00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:49,368
That was by far the dumbest
conversation I've ever had.

651
00:41:49,474 --> 00:41:50,474
So what's up?

652
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:53,242
I... I just wanted to say hi.

653
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,914
Um, hi.

654
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,013
Hi.

655
00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:58,254
Uh, I mean, are you
having fun at the party?

656
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:02,249
Yeah, it's pretty rad, but
I could be a lot drunker.

657
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,723
So is something on your mind?

658
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:06,293
Yeah, you know,
we've been working

659
00:42:06,391 --> 00:42:09,761
together for the past year and
hanging out a lot at school.

660
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,639
It's just been really
cool getting to know you.

661
00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,063
You're pretty cool too, Tom.

662
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:15,334
Most guys really
just want to fuck me.

663
00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:20,966
Well, Samantha, you know,
being around you just kind of

664
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,042
makes me feel like
a kid at Christmas.

665
00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:25,041
You see a preview for
a toy you want on TV.

666
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,053
You just see the
commercial over and over.

667
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:29,290
And then Christmas comes, and
you see the box under the tree.

668
00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:31,884
It's the same size and
shape of the toy you want.

669
00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:33,494
But you don't want to
wait until Christmas.

670
00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:35,288
Yeah, so you open
it before Christmas

671
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,186
just to see what it is.

672
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:37,517
Exactly.

673
00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:40,333
So with that in mind, I
just want to tell you...

674
00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:49,498
Charlie, Ruth Anne,
it's about time.

675
00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:51,041
We were worried about you.

676
00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:52,166
You guys are so lucky.

677
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:56,140
This place is going on
shut down in 15 minutes.

678
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:57,241
Holy shit.

679
00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:02,945
You guys are so high.

680
00:43:07,552 --> 00:43:10,192
Party.

681
00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:11,518
Fuck yeah, I want to party.

682
00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:12,823
Let's spark it.

683
00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:18,801
Hey, were we done
talking about Christmas?

684
00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:20,627
Uh, yeah, that's all.

685
00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,702
All right, cool.

686
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:25,471
Hm, pussed out, didn't you?

687
00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:26,640
Buzz off.

688
00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:32,519
Help me, Sheriff Gary.

689
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:33,543
Help me.

690
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:42,189
Oh, he really got him good
that time, eh, Mr. Rumsfeld?

691
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,287
Rumsy, where are you?

692
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:44,561
You're missing this good movie.

693
00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:51,533
I'll shoot
you right now, motherfucker.

694
00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:58,003
Hushed up another one, Moody.

695
00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:01,673
You're still the big dick
shit kicker you always were.

696
00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:03,943
Now don't be
afraid now, little lady.

697
00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:07,282
Why don't you just come over
here and give me a kiss?

698
00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:09,978
Oh, watch out now.

699
00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:13,419
Good movie, eh, Mr. Rumsfeld?

700
00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:16,688
I've taken
out every goon from El Paso

701
00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:19,158
to Del Rey.

702
00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:21,225
What the fuck?

703
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,997
What in the hell is going on?

704
00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:30,599
I'm trying to have a nice,
peaceful evening on Halloween,

705
00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,072
and there's all
this... what is this?

706
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:37,341
Cum?

707
00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:44,046
There's faggots in my house.

708
00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:45,049
Fucking faggots.

709
00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:46,920
I've got a Louisville
slugger here,

710
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,488
and I will shove it right
up your faggoty asses.

711
00:44:49,587 --> 00:44:50,957
Wouldn't you like that?

712
00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:52,686
Show yourselves, faggots.

713
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:53,891
Where are you?

714
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:01,865
Holy fuck!

715
00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:07,673
Get back here, shit heel.

716
00:45:07,773 --> 00:45:08,513
Where'd you go?

717
00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:10,106
Where are you?

718
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:14,678
Show your slimy little ass so I
can blast you into outer space.

719
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,650
Well, hello.

720
00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:20,048
And goodbye, tiny faggot.

721
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,120
Oh, you little bastard.

722
00:45:33,198 --> 00:45:36,468
Mr. Rumsfeld!

723
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:41,037
Why didn't you meow to me?

724
00:45:56,855 --> 00:46:00,325
Where'd you go,
you little faggot?

725
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,485
Where are you?

726
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:02,992
You can't hide from
Moody very long.

727
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:11,304
Oh!

728
00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:13,142
Oh, no, you don't.

729
00:46:13,238 --> 00:46:19,638
Get out of my ass, you
little fucking dick.

730
00:46:19,744 --> 00:46:23,184
Get out of my ass.

731
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,551
I'll shit you out.

732
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,518
Nobody fucks Moody.

733
00:46:37,595 --> 00:46:41,495
Get out of my ass, demon!

734
00:46:51,977 --> 00:46:56,877
I'm a faggot!

735
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,027
Did you just hear something?

736
00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:52,173
It was probably the
sound of my beating heart.

737
00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:53,910
What?

738
00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:55,035
Nothing, nothing.

739
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:56,140
Do you want another beer?

740
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:46,363
Whoa!

741
00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:47,757
Whoa, man.

742
00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:49,928
This is like, a private party.

743
00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:51,328
Whoa, man.
Put the gun down.

744
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:52,159
You're safe.

745
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:53,733
Everything's fine, right, guys?

746
00:48:53,831 --> 00:48:54,601
Yeah, it's cool.

747
00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,369
It's cool.

748
00:48:57,702 --> 00:48:59,442
Whoa, what... Charlie?

749
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,555
Hold still, you psycho.

750
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:23,560
Someone grab his gun.

751
00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:24,901
Sam, get some rope.

752
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:25,796
Get off me!

753
00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:27,866
There's more Chubbies!

754
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:31,065
I told you to shut up, man.

755
00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:32,269
Get him in the chair.

756
00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:58,858
What the fuck, man.

757
00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:00,441
This guy just blew
Charlie's head off.

758
00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:03,565
I got Charlie's blood all
over my fucking boom box.

759
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:04,968
God dammit, Wendel.

760
00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:06,747
Who gives a fuck about
your stupid ass boom box?

761
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,141
Put it down and help us.

762
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,776
Who the hell is this guy?

763
00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:14,778
I don't know.

764
00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:15,959
I've never seen him before.

765
00:50:16,047 --> 00:50:17,291
How the hell did he get in here?

766
00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:19,715
I thought the doors
locked at midnight.

767
00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:21,747
They were... oh, shit.

768
00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:30,129
No, no, no, no, no!

769
00:50:52,217 --> 00:50:53,747
What is it?

770
00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:55,021
We're locked in.

771
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,220
He locked us in.

772
00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:02,692
Let's just call the cops.

773
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,760
OK.

774
00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:22,951
You guys, the phone
lines are down.

775
00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:23,777
Fuck it.

776
00:51:23,881 --> 00:51:24,781
Break a window.

777
00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:26,282
We can't.

778
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,624
Moody just installed triple
bulletproof glass windows.

779
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:29,989
Oh, dammit.

780
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:32,917
Yep, we're fucked.

781
00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:34,193
This fucking place.

782
00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:36,062
Moody's going to kill me.

783
00:51:36,161 --> 00:51:38,031
You need to calm down
too, all right, Tom?

784
00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,229
I don't think I can.

785
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,530
There's blood everywhere.

786
00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:41,801
Charlie's dead.

787
00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:43,099
There's no way out.

788
00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:44,445
I've never had an
anxiety attack,

789
00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:45,989
but I'm pretty sure
I'm having one now.

790
00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:49,336
I think this is
what it feels like.

791
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,840
Samantha, I love you.

792
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,085
I don't mean to
say it like this,

793
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,639
but I'm pretty sure
we're all dying.

794
00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:55,944
I just love you, and I want
you to know that, all right?

795
00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:59,924
Calm the fuck down.

796
00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:01,147
Thank you.

797
00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:04,992
We all need to
calm the fuck down.

798
00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:09,759
Ruth Anne, she looks kind of
collected for her boyfriend

799
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:11,860
just getting shot in the face.

800
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,062
Well, he was kind of a dick.

801
00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:15,625
Focus up.

802
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:19,543
Does anyone have like,
a satellite phone?

803
00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:22,007
Oh, yeah, but I left it
out in my $20,000 Corvette.

804
00:52:22,106 --> 00:52:22,836
Who do you think I am?

805
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:23,970
Daddy Warbucks?

806
00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:27,114
I'm just asking, Wendel.

807
00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:28,682
I have to destroy the Chubbies.

808
00:52:31,449 --> 00:52:36,119
Excuse me, who are you, and why
the fuck did you kill Charlie?

809
00:52:36,221 --> 00:52:37,361
That wasn't your friend.

810
00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:38,885
He was invaded by a Chubby.

811
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:40,829
I'm going to kick
this guy's butt.

812
00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:42,255
Wait.

813
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,090
He's tied up.

814
00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:45,664
He can't hurt us.

815
00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:47,773
Who are you?

816
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:49,325
My name's Cass Coridore.

817
00:52:49,434 --> 00:52:51,904
I'm from the Planet Snerd,
and I'm on a mission

818
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,902
to track and kill the Chubbies.

819
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,744
Let me go so I can do my job.

820
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,240
Where's my space lasers?

821
00:52:57,342 --> 00:52:58,742
This guy is nuts.

822
00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:02,483
So you expect us to
believe that you're an alien

823
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:05,180
chasing after other aliens?

824
00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:06,483
Give me a break, dude.

825
00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:08,754
If you're an alien,
why do you look like us?

826
00:53:08,853 --> 00:53:11,293
Planet Snerd has the
same molecular structure

827
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,289
as your Planet Earth.

828
00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:14,591
We have a sun.

829
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:18,962
We breathe oxygen. We
just don't have sex.

830
00:53:19,063 --> 00:53:20,733
It's been outlawed.

831
00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:25,041
So women are
artificially inseminated.

832
00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:26,465
So you don't fuck?

833
00:53:26,571 --> 00:53:28,371
No wonder this guy's a maniac.

834
00:53:28,473 --> 00:53:29,373
I don't like this.

835
00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:30,744
Let's just get out of here.

836
00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:33,841
Well, we could if
spaceman didn't lock us in.

837
00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:36,754
What are these Chubbies
you keep talking about?

838
00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:39,517
The Chubbies are
three awful creatures

839
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:41,017
that were supposed
to go to a prison

840
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:43,151
planet on my solar system.

841
00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:45,294
But they escaped.

842
00:53:45,390 --> 00:53:47,890
They are now on
your Planet Earth.

843
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:52,432
And they want one thing and
one thing only... to have sex.

844
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:57,100
And the way they do that is
by invading another life form,

845
00:53:57,201 --> 00:53:59,171
like your friend Charlie.

846
00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:00,550
Once the Chubbies
are inside you,

847
00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:02,438
they will use your
body as a vehicle,

848
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:07,040
and they will stop at
nothing to reproduce.

849
00:54:07,144 --> 00:54:10,014
I shot your friend
Charlie because he

850
00:54:10,114 --> 00:54:13,054
was infected with a Chubby.

851
00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:14,550
The Chubbies are
most dangerous when

852
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:17,555
they're inside a female host.

853
00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:21,255
Once inside, they can use the
female reproductive organs

854
00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:26,129
to spawn multiple
Chubbies almost instantly.

855
00:54:26,230 --> 00:54:27,700
You have to believe me.

856
00:54:27,798 --> 00:54:30,538
Take my space lasers
and kill the other two.

857
00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:32,135
You don't know how
dangerous they are.

858
00:54:32,236 --> 00:54:33,496
I saw it firsthand.

859
00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:39,143
I had enough of his lip.

860
00:54:39,243 --> 00:54:40,283
Put him in the corner.

861
00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:41,778
We'll wait it out.

862
00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:45,119
Moody'll be here at 8:00 AM
to open the doors, right?

863
00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:46,975
Yeah.

864
00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:48,094
What about the Chubbies?

865
00:54:48,185 --> 00:54:49,185
I saw one.

866
00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,259
He might be telling the truth.

867
00:54:51,356 --> 00:54:52,416
Moody's going to kill me.

868
00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:54,293
He trusted me, and I failed him.

869
00:54:54,392 --> 00:54:56,492
Look, Tom, I'll take
the blame completely.

870
00:54:56,594 --> 00:55:00,874
We'll just say that this guy
came in and took us hostage,

871
00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:02,995
and we fought back.

872
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,940
We'll be heroes,
and we'll probably

873
00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:06,765
be on the news and shit.

874
00:55:06,871 --> 00:55:09,311
Moody won't even
care in that case.

875
00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:12,137
It'll probably even give
him some free publicity.

876
00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:14,652
You'll take the blame?

877
00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:16,675
Skin it, man.

878
00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:18,351
What are you going
to do with the body?

879
00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:29,863
Oh, Rape Bot, would
you come here, please?

880
00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:40,237
Rape Bot, I just wanted
to apologize for being

881
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:41,467
so rude to you earlier.

882
00:55:41,572 --> 00:55:45,982
I... I've been under
a lot of stress

883
00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:49,676
lately from these damn Chubbies.

884
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,220
I shouldn't have
taken it out on you.

885
00:55:52,316 --> 00:55:54,586
Rape Bot heard what you said.

886
00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:58,185
Perhaps a little
raping is in order.

887
00:55:58,288 --> 00:56:00,788
No, no, thank you.

888
00:56:00,891 --> 00:56:04,761
I just wanted to let you know
that you do a fine job here

889
00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:07,102
doing what you do.

890
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,737
So, please, accept my apology.

891
00:56:10,835 --> 00:56:14,405
Rape Bot knows
not how to forgive.

892
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:15,705
Only rape.

893
00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:18,076
Well, OK, that's fair enough.

894
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:27,948
How about you get reprogrammed
to not just rape anymore?

895
00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:30,992
World would be destroyed.

896
00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:32,588
End of Rape Bot.

897
00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:34,560
Yes, yes, very true.

898
00:56:34,659 --> 00:56:37,499
But what if we
reprogrammed you into being

899
00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:39,325
something more
useful around here

900
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:44,030
like a Chef Bot or a Garden Bot?

901
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,844
Would you like that?

902
00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:49,606
You cannot change
what Rape Bot is.

903
00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:55,377
Rape Bot may not have feelings,
but it knows what it is.

904
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,680
Rape Bot is done with you.

905
00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:01,623
Oh, Rape Bot,
don't be like that.

906
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:05,419
Rape Bot said it
is done with you.

907
00:57:05,523 --> 00:57:08,333
Enis, what are you doing?

908
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:11,225
I was just apologizing
to Rape Bot here.

909
00:57:11,328 --> 00:57:13,398
Have you heard from Coridore?

910
00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:15,468
No, nothing from the
space communicator.

911
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:18,336
Well, keep a Snerdian ear out.

912
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,265
Let me know if
you hear anything.

913
00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:25,940
We have to get this done or our
planet is as good as extinct.

914
00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:28,653
Rape Bot will survive.

915
00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:31,576
It needs not oxygen.

916
00:57:31,682 --> 00:57:36,052
That was a low blow,
Rape Bot, even for you.

917
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:37,693
Suck my parts, Enis.

918
00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:02,112
Look, I want you to know how
unrealistic your story sounds.

919
00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:05,282
But I do admit something fucked
up is going on here tonight.

920
00:58:05,382 --> 00:58:07,022
Will you just untie me?

921
00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:08,987
I'm not a bad guy.

922
00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:09,986
Oh yeah?

923
00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:12,287
What do you do on
your planet, Cass?

924
00:58:12,389 --> 00:58:13,389
I'm a lawyer.

925
00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:15,885
So that makes you a good guy?

926
00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:17,863
I was the Chubbies'
defense attorney.

927
00:58:17,962 --> 00:58:20,202
I believe in giving
everyone a fair trial,

928
00:58:20,297 --> 00:58:21,897
whether they deserve it or not.

929
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:26,539
If you defend them, why
are you trying to kill them?

930
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:29,237
I didn't realize how
terrible they were.

931
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:33,679
I was on the ship with them when
they were being transported.

932
00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:37,308
This was all my
fault. I was the one

933
00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:40,654
who freed them because I thought
it was the right thing to do.

934
00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:43,021
But they murdered the
pilot on the ship,

935
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,560
and then they
tried to murder me.

936
00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:47,786
Now, I'm just trying
to fix my wrong.

937
00:58:47,892 --> 00:58:49,632
Please, you have to let me.

938
00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:51,657
Do you know how
crazy that sounds?

939
00:58:51,762 --> 00:58:53,273
Look, if you don't
believe me, then just

940
00:58:53,297 --> 00:58:55,467
keep me tied up to this chair.

941
00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:59,636
But your friend is infected, and
there's another Chubby loose.

942
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:02,907
Take my space laser and shoot
them before it's too late

943
00:59:03,007 --> 00:59:05,877
and others die.

944
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:07,676
Hey, is it true that
you shit yourself

945
00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:11,748
a half hour after you die?

946
00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:12,879
I don't know, Wendel.

947
00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:14,327
Why don't you check
Charlie's shorts

948
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,991
for some Hershey's syrup?

949
00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:19,516
You guys, I'm seriously
worried about Ruth Anne.

950
00:59:19,624 --> 00:59:21,634
She's just walking
around like a zombie.

951
00:59:21,726 --> 00:59:24,526
I don't even think
I've seen her blink.

952
00:59:24,629 --> 00:59:26,439
She's... she's probably
going through a grieving

953
00:59:26,463 --> 00:59:28,073
process or something.

954
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:29,665
I don't know.

955
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:32,397
Ruth Anne, are you OK?

956
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,780
Oh my god, what a slut.

957
01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:20,535
Whoa!

958
01:01:20,644 --> 01:01:21,644
Whoa!

959
01:01:33,257 --> 01:01:37,227
Oh my god, one of those
things is inside of me.

960
01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:37,997
I can't get pregnant.

961
01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:40,225
My dad's going to kill me.

962
01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:41,230
Fuck.

963
01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:42,331
No.

964
01:01:52,642 --> 01:01:54,042
- What the fuck was that?
- You see?

965
01:01:54,111 --> 01:01:55,111
Untie me.

966
01:02:18,803 --> 01:02:20,303
Fuck.

967
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:21,404
No!

968
01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:29,146
All right, Earth
kids, listen up.

969
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:32,046
That was a Chubby.

970
01:02:32,149 --> 01:02:34,119
That is what invaded
your friends.

971
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:40,293
I'm not here to hurt any of you.

972
01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:42,490
I just want to kill
those fuck twerps so I

973
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:45,402
can get back to my home planet.

974
01:02:45,495 --> 01:02:49,625
As far as I see it, you
can do one of two things...

975
01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:56,273
Help me destroy those creatures
or get the Snerd out of my way.

976
01:02:56,373 --> 01:02:57,883
What's it going to be?

977
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:05,119
Yeah, we'll help.

978
01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,575
All right.

979
01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:08,123
Now, take me around
this building

980
01:03:08,218 --> 01:03:11,518
so we can find those
Chubbies and destroy them.

981
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:12,621
Let's move.

982
01:04:21,825 --> 01:04:24,995
My space tracker
isn't reading anymore.

983
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:27,355
They could be anywhere.

984
01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:32,304
We should probably split
up, cover more ground.

985
01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:33,402
Fine.

986
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:35,710
You three go over
there, get some weapons.

987
01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:38,475
Sam and I will go through here.

988
01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:40,975
Hey, why is she going with you?

989
01:04:41,078 --> 01:04:43,148
Because she's the
only one I actually

990
01:04:43,247 --> 01:04:45,647
trust with the space laser.

991
01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:46,549
It's OK, Tom.

992
01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:47,650
I'm a big girl.

993
01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:52,388
Go.

994
01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,166
Whoa, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait a second.

995
01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:10,283
That space dick wants us to
go look for the Chubbies,

996
01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:11,777
but we don't even
have any weapons.

997
01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:13,515
What are we going to
do when we find them?

998
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,180
I got mine.

999
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:20,916
All right, let's go.

1000
01:05:20,985 --> 01:05:22,615
Hold on, hold on.

1001
01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:25,189
I gotta go take
a bodacious dump.

1002
01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:26,519
All right, just hurry up.

1003
01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:27,900
When you're done, meet
us in Moody's office.

1004
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:28,969
All right, give me two minutes.

1005
01:05:28,993 --> 01:05:29,993
Gotta grab my tunes too.

1006
01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,400
All right, hurry up.

1007
01:05:42,339 --> 01:05:45,339
So do they really say
"get the Snerd out of here"

1008
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:46,442
in your planet?

1009
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:49,113
Snerds yeah.

1010
01:05:49,213 --> 01:05:50,453
Oh, look at this.

1011
01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:51,347
It's stuck.

1012
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,448
Be careful.

1013
01:05:59,123 --> 01:06:02,463
There's, um... something
happening to me.

1014
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:04,059
What's wrong?

1015
01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:06,001
I don't know.

1016
01:06:06,096 --> 01:06:08,896
Maybe they invaded me
without me knowing.

1017
01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:10,269
What?

1018
01:06:10,367 --> 01:06:13,067
There's, um...
Something happening

1019
01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:16,510
to my urinal extractor.

1020
01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:18,306
You mean this?

1021
01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,108
Yes.

1022
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:22,680
Have you ever had
a boner before?

1023
01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:24,609
I... I don't know.

1024
01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:26,524
Have you ever had sex before?

1025
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:27,446
No.

1026
01:06:27,551 --> 01:06:28,821
It's outlawed on Snerd.

1027
01:06:28,918 --> 01:06:31,058
Plus, our Boner-Tron
anti-gravity pull

1028
01:06:31,155 --> 01:06:33,755
won't allow us to even try.

1029
01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:37,927
Have you ever seen these before?

1030
01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:39,798
I don't know what's
happening, but I

1031
01:06:39,896 --> 01:06:41,226
really want to grab those.

1032
01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,271
Do it.

1033
01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:46,637
Come on, spaceman, fuck me.

1034
01:06:46,736 --> 01:06:48,536
OK.

1035
01:06:55,979 --> 01:06:58,319
Fucking aliens killing my buzz.

1036
01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:12,661
Killed my girl.

1037
01:07:15,332 --> 01:07:17,802
Slimy bastards got in
her before I could.

1038
01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:24,035
She's dead.

1039
01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:26,211
Charlie's dead.

1040
01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:28,080
Ruth Anne's dead.

1041
01:07:28,178 --> 01:07:31,318
Got Charlie's fucking
brains all over my costume.

1042
01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:36,051
This is the worst
Halloween party ever.

1043
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:41,289
Oh, man.

1044
01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:47,430
Oh.

1045
01:07:47,464 --> 01:07:48,474
Oh.

1046
01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:49,565
Oh, no.

1047
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:52,741
Oh, shit.

1048
01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:53,566
Oh, shit.

1049
01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:54,670
Oh, shit.

1050
01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:00,212
You know, I don't
trust that guy.

1051
01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:02,650
We should've never left
him alone with Samantha.

1052
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:05,376
Look, you need to cut
that jibber jabber.

1053
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:07,222
We have more important
things to worry

1054
01:08:07,317 --> 01:08:09,147
about, like not
getting our b-holes

1055
01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:10,593
penetrated by those things.

1056
01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:13,057
Well, what are we going
to do when we do find them?

1057
01:08:13,157 --> 01:08:14,717
Sweep them to death?

1058
01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:16,264
I don't know, Tom.

1059
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,660
This is my first encounter
with an alien life form.

1060
01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:22,303
Oh, is that candy?

1061
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,399
No.

1062
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,495
Ah!

1063
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:27,373
Son of a bitch!

1064
01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:28,471
Ow!

1065
01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:34,308
Yeah, Moody's an asshole.

1066
01:08:34,411 --> 01:08:37,511
I just wish we had
some kind of weapons.

1067
01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:39,824
What's in the box?

1068
01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:41,146
Let's find out.

1069
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:49,633
It's locked.

1070
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:50,526
What are you doing?

1071
01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:51,627
No!

1072
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,699
Oh.

1073
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:57,599
Holy shit.

1074
01:08:57,701 --> 01:08:59,371
Fuck me.

1075
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:01,709
I knew Moody was paranoid, but...

1076
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:03,635
Holy Macanoli!

1077
01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:06,910
Do you know how to
load one of those?

1078
01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:09,680
No.

1079
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:10,509
Wendel.

1080
01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:12,424
His pops was a deputy sheriff.

1081
01:09:12,516 --> 01:09:14,636
I'm sure he showed him how
to use one of those before.

1082
01:09:14,718 --> 01:09:15,248
You're right.

1083
01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:16,352
Where is he?

1084
01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:23,028
Oh, speak of the devil.

1085
01:09:23,126 --> 01:09:24,456
Hey, man, can you...

1086
01:09:26,196 --> 01:09:29,066
Chubby.

1087
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,065
OK, man.

1088
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:31,897
Just calm down.

1089
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:32,771
You can fight this.

1090
01:09:32,869 --> 01:09:33,699
Hit him, you fool.

1091
01:09:33,803 --> 01:09:34,803
You hit him.

1092
01:09:39,276 --> 01:09:40,036
Come on, Wendel.

1093
01:09:40,143 --> 01:09:42,283
It's me... Eddie.

1094
01:09:42,379 --> 01:09:43,949
Look, man, there's
a Chubby in you.

1095
01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:47,347
Just try to shit it out, maybe?

1096
01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:48,728
I don't want to
have to hurt you,

1097
01:09:48,752 --> 01:09:52,722
buddy, but if I have
to use force...

1098
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,557
Aw.

1099
01:09:57,694 --> 01:10:01,534
Wendel, please.

1100
01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:04,931
Get off of him!

1101
01:11:14,871 --> 01:11:15,871
Make it stop.

1102
01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:16,999
Are you OK?

1103
01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,409
No.

1104
01:12:27,511 --> 01:12:29,011
I'm covered in ass shit.

1105
01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:00,539
Come on.

1106
01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:02,714
We have to get that little fuck.

1107
01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:03,382
Grab the guns.

1108
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:04,480
The grenade is mine.

1109
01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:13,161
Wait.

1110
01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:14,256
Do you hear that?

1111
01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:15,433
- Yeah.
- Could be Sam.

1112
01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:16,285
She's in trouble.

1113
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,232
Let's go.

1114
01:13:18,327 --> 01:13:19,327
Wow!

1115
01:13:19,429 --> 01:13:20,899
Oh, this is great.

1116
01:13:20,997 --> 01:13:22,467
Oh yeah, spaceman.

1117
01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:23,896
So this is sex?

1118
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,030
Yes, this is sex.

1119
01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,604
I love sex.

1120
01:13:26,703 --> 01:13:27,273
Me too.

1121
01:13:27,370 --> 01:13:28,470
Wow!

1122
01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:31,312
Wow, this is great.

1123
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,877
Hey.

1124
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:33,706
Did you see it?

1125
01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:34,910
What?

1126
01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:36,011
A Chubby?

1127
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:36,809
No.

1128
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:37,753
Crocodile Dundee.

1129
01:13:37,847 --> 01:13:39,077
Yes, a Chubby.

1130
01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:41,182
What's that smell?

1131
01:13:41,284 --> 01:13:42,694
It's shit.

1132
01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:44,864
We just had to shove a broom
up our best friend's ass,

1133
01:13:44,888 --> 01:13:47,888
and now, I'm covered in
blood, shit, and Chubby cum.

1134
01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:48,991
Wendel's dead?

1135
01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:50,985
Yeah, he's fucking dead.

1136
01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:52,805
And we could have avoided
it too if you weren't

1137
01:13:52,829 --> 01:13:54,329
over here fucking the spaceman.

1138
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,800
Tom.

1139
01:13:55,899 --> 01:13:57,099
Don't Tom me.

1140
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,670
I'm over this bullshit.

1141
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:00,446
I've been nothing but a good
guy to you for the past year.

1142
01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:03,310
And this guy, this space dick's
been here less than two hours,

1143
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:05,066
and he's already inside you?

1144
01:14:05,174 --> 01:14:07,344
I'm sorry.

1145
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,753
I'm done.

1146
01:14:08,845 --> 01:14:10,523
I'm going to go out there
and wait until morning.

1147
01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:12,177
Have fun on your
alien adventure.

1148
01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:13,951
Tom, wait.

1149
01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:14,780
No.

1150
01:14:14,884 --> 01:14:15,624
Let him go.

1151
01:14:15,719 --> 01:14:17,619
You need to stick with us.

1152
01:14:17,721 --> 01:14:20,861
The Chubbies want
you to procreate.

1153
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:23,457
Having them trapped
inside here is our best

1154
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,830
chance of destroying them.

1155
01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:27,999
What time does your boss come?

1156
01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:31,097
Uh, couple hours, I guess.

1157
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:34,640
Then we have some time to
find them and destroy them.

1158
01:14:34,738 --> 01:14:37,368
If the Chubbies
get loose outside,

1159
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:40,443
your city, your
state, your world

1160
01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:43,384
will be taken over by
these sex-fueled creatures

1161
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:48,789
who will stop at nothing to hump
their way to global domination.

1162
01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:53,815
For the time being, Samantha,
it's your butt hole they want.

1163
01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:59,233
Our primary objective is to
protect your anus at all costs.

1164
01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:04,228
Aw, that's the sweetest thing
a boy has ever said to me.

1165
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,703
I'm no boy.

1166
01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:08,672
I'm Cass Coridore, space lawyer.

1167
01:16:00,356 --> 01:16:01,086
Ow.

1168
01:16:01,190 --> 01:16:02,490
What the fuck?

1169
01:16:02,592 --> 01:16:03,492
Ow!

1170
01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:05,063
Sam, get back.

1171
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,001
Oh, shit.

1172
01:16:06,095 --> 01:16:07,555
- Get the fuck off me.
- Shoot it.

1173
01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:08,534
Shoot it.

1174
01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:10,072
I can't get a clear shot.

1175
01:16:51,574 --> 01:16:52,644
Mr. Moody.

1176
01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:55,012
I'm so glad to see you.

1177
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,811
Listen, I'm sorry.

1178
01:16:57,914 --> 01:16:59,754
I didn't mean for any
of this to happen.

1179
01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:02,749
I only threw the Halloween
party because I didn't think

1180
01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:04,552
you were going to find out.

1181
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:06,494
The place is trashed.

1182
01:17:06,589 --> 01:17:08,859
Most of my friends are dead.

1183
01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:13,328
And it's all my fault. I didn't
mean for any of this to happen,

1184
01:17:13,429 --> 01:17:15,459
and I regret it all.

1185
01:17:15,564 --> 01:17:16,604
I'm so sorry.

1186
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:17,830
And I betrayed your trust.

1187
01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:21,004
That's the worst part.

1188
01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:23,814
Punish me however you see
fit, but we need to leave now.

1189
01:17:26,575 --> 01:17:30,205
Mr. Moody, are you OK?

1190
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,313
Faggot!

1191
01:17:40,623 --> 01:17:43,133
Tom!

1192
01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:44,226
Oh.

1193
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:47,495
Ew.

1194
01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:53,468
Whoa.

1195
01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:17,127
Onto me, my children.

1196
01:18:23,499 --> 01:18:25,969
My daddy.

1197
01:18:26,069 --> 01:18:30,109
My daddy.

1198
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,340
Oh!

1199
01:18:32,441 --> 01:18:35,311
Oh.

1200
01:18:39,783 --> 01:18:41,183
That's not good.

1201
01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:55,297
Fools!

1202
01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:59,638
Your Snerdian space
lasers won't work on me.

1203
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,235
Oh, fuck.

1204
01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:05,913
Fuck indeed.

1205
01:19:06,009 --> 01:19:11,879
You're all going to get
fucked, starting with you.

1206
01:19:11,981 --> 01:19:17,751
And after I fuck you,
we'll fuck your whole town.

1207
01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:20,924
We'll be the new Adam
and Eve, and we'll just

1208
01:19:21,024 --> 01:19:23,934
keep fucking until we
spread the Chubbies'

1209
01:19:24,027 --> 01:19:27,327
seed through the entire planet.

1210
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:33,669
I already told them your plan,
and that's not going to happen.

1211
01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,639
You won't be telling
anyone anything when you

1212
01:19:36,739 --> 01:19:39,279
have this chubby in your mouth.

1213
01:19:45,414 --> 01:19:47,624
Stop it, Moody.

1214
01:19:47,716 --> 01:19:50,086
Look, I know you
never really liked me.

1215
01:19:50,186 --> 01:19:53,716
You always called me
a gay wad and stuff.

1216
01:19:53,823 --> 01:19:57,193
But there's gotta be
some good left in you.

1217
01:19:57,293 --> 01:20:01,603
You can be a hero by killing
yourself and the Chubbies.

1218
01:20:01,697 --> 01:20:07,267
You can save us and the planet.

1219
01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:08,370
Please, Moody.

1220
01:20:14,677 --> 01:20:16,107
What?

1221
01:20:16,212 --> 01:20:19,022
Fire!

1222
01:20:27,690 --> 01:20:28,790
Samantha, you have to run.

1223
01:20:28,892 --> 01:20:29,762
Get out of here.

1224
01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:30,899
Moody's right by the door.

1225
01:20:30,994 --> 01:20:32,534
There's no way
he'll let me pass.

1226
01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:34,398
I'll create a diversion.

1227
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:37,267
Come on.

1228
01:20:37,366 --> 01:20:39,236
Come on, Chubbies.

1229
01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:41,865
Fuck me.

1230
01:20:41,971 --> 01:20:45,811
Go ahead, stick it right
here in my butt cave.

1231
01:20:45,909 --> 01:20:47,809
Come on, you big,
fat pussylicker.

1232
01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:48,911
Fuck.

1233
01:20:57,586 --> 01:21:00,456
Where were we?

1234
01:21:00,556 --> 01:21:01,856
Oh, yes.

1235
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,028
The fucking.

1236
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:12,667
Sam, get out of here.

1237
01:21:12,768 --> 01:21:14,538
Hail to the kingpin, baby.

1238
01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:44,526
Cass.

1239
01:21:44,633 --> 01:21:45,633
Come in, Cass.

1240
01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:56,747
I'm here.

1241
01:21:56,845 --> 01:22:00,915
The Chubbies, are
they destroyed?

1242
01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:04,817
Yes, they've been blown up.

1243
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,720
Phew.

1244
01:22:06,822 --> 01:22:10,192
Oh, that is
exquisite news, Cass.

1245
01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:12,063
Very good.

1246
01:22:12,161 --> 01:22:14,961
When you get back to Snerd,
I will make sure Rape Bot

1247
01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:17,334
erects a statue in your honor.

1248
01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:23,839
My erection is only
made for raping.

1249
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:28,779
When will Rape Bot
find time for a statue?

1250
01:22:28,877 --> 01:22:30,507
Hey, that's OK.

1251
01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:32,953
Because everybody on this
planet looks like him.

1252
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,449
We'll just say it's for him.

1253
01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:36,851
Yeah.

1254
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,662
Oh, so that's it?

1255
01:22:39,755 --> 01:22:40,755
My friends are dead.

1256
01:22:40,823 --> 01:22:42,193
I don't have a job.

1257
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:46,331
And you're going to leave,
just like everybody else?

1258
01:22:46,429 --> 01:22:48,329
Cass, give me your coordinates.

1259
01:22:48,431 --> 01:22:51,331
We'll send a spaceship
to pick you up right now.

1260
01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:55,640
General.

1261
01:22:55,738 --> 01:22:57,208
Enis.

1262
01:22:57,306 --> 01:23:00,506
You can go ahead and
shove that shuttle

1263
01:23:00,609 --> 01:23:04,109
up your fat fucking asses.

1264
01:23:04,213 --> 01:23:05,783
I'm staying on Earth.

1265
01:23:05,881 --> 01:23:07,551
What in the Snerd?

1266
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:11,220
Cass, you can't be serious.

1267
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,660
You'll be a hero here.

1268
01:23:13,756 --> 01:23:15,016
I don't care.

1269
01:23:15,124 --> 01:23:18,594
I found something
more important to me.

1270
01:23:18,694 --> 01:23:19,934
Tits.

1271
01:23:20,029 --> 01:23:22,799
I found out that I love
big, fat fucking tits.

1272
01:23:22,898 --> 01:23:25,668
And my dick, it works on Earth.

1273
01:23:25,768 --> 01:23:29,238
And I have someone to use it on.

1274
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,838
Screw you, Snerdians.

1275
01:23:31,940 --> 01:23:32,940
Coridore!

1276
01:23:39,115 --> 01:23:40,875
Let's get the Earth out of here.

1277
01:23:40,983 --> 01:23:41,983
Let's go.

1278
01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:49,690
So I guess I should've asked you
earlier, but how old are you?

1279
01:23:49,792 --> 01:23:51,962
1.28 Snerd sacks.

1280
01:23:52,061 --> 01:23:53,501
Why?

1281
01:23:53,596 --> 01:23:57,496
Um, well, if anyone asks,
just say you're in high school,

1282
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:58,600
like me.

1283
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:02,370
OK.