(♪ "Battle Hymn of the Republic")
I trust America.
I believe we are the best.
I believe we are number one. </ P>
And I won't forgive that. </ P>
My husband and I are saviors. </ P>
We fight for death for get to where we are today.
How is it? In the old way...
Working hard and being can do. </ P>
And here, more or less in Iowa State,
In all places a big battle begins.
My name is Laura Dean Pickler
And this is a cruel story
from greed, extortion, sex and butter.
Bob? Bob Pickler? </ P>
Bob Pickler, where are you? </ P>
Ah, ternyata kau disitu. Silahkan berdiri untuk kami.
That's us. The Picklers. Bob and Laura. </ P>
We are the royal family butter sculptor. </ P>
Oh, of course, laugh. But you know many people...
saw the butter statue at the Iowa State Fair last year...
instead of going to the Super Bowl? No, of course not
How can it be, with liberal media who is one-sided like that?
Please, can you dim the lights?
Sit and look at this.
Oh, I come to the Iowa Stale Fair every year,
and of course because there is Bob
Born into poverty in Battle Creek, Iowa in 1968. </ P>
Bob Pickler found entertainment from his best friend,
young calf named Suki
But the sudden tragedy came < br /> when Bob is 8 years old.
Suki was knocked down by lightning.
Because of the confusion, Bob carved it resembling my beloved Suki...
only with one thing that the Pickler family in fridge...
A box of butter.
Even though his mother destroyed the first statue of young Bob,
Bob made a scene with engraving flies from butter.
He first joined the "Mastery in Butter" competition
15 years ago, his beloved wife Laura...
push him step by step to run it...
With just a piece, controversial and elegant but surprising...
is named " Gingrich's Newt Horse. "</ P>
Hey, honey. What do you think? See Newt. </ P>
Oh, Itu bagus. Apa kau menyukai potongan rambutku?
I'd better like it. The price is 15 dollars /
Come here. Oh! </ P>
The successive victory that has never happened before,
that includes his famous work "T-Rex eats women." </ P>
We're back in 94... / That's 95 years.
Well... 94... That's 95 years.
OK. we named it 95. 94, correct, but...
Bob, come out and tell your work "Schindler's List"
"Schindler's.... List! "</ P>
Here it is / Sorry
This makes me cry. </ P>
Even we are not Jews. </ P>
No one can imagine "the showstopper"
Boys from Battle Creek who will pull it out this year.
A replica the size of "The Last Supper" ,
If Des Moines Register calls it "better than the original"
I really think Bob and I can risk this fame / i>
We put butter in politics. </ P>
I mean, don't be surprised if you see us at the Governor's residence,
or in the White House. </ P>
This just beginning.
Bob Pickler, masters and ladies!
Five amazing years!
Butter is my world...
.... until it all collapses.
If you believe it, The first time I saw Ny. Pickler,
I really hope for him and her husband will take me. </ P>
You know, of course the award is amazing. </ P>
But , the most satisfying in me and Bob,
is the concern we bring for charity, Camp Butter
Yes / Where we help children with...
... special needs. </ p >
People quickly put me with a group of families...
and anyone should be better than them
The first is "The Moores .:
They are private schools, who have problems with speaking.
And then God throws his angels,
and they fall to earth,
which was the origin of dinosaurs originated.
Next Mrs. Carmichael. He was dependent on drugs.
Doctor said You are often worried lately
And you need Klonopin.
OK. Klonopin.
You will be the son of his great daughter.
I like it. / Foolish child follower of his father's footsteps.
He is always so patient
Here, try it.
Too patient to run from the police, I guess.
That's not mine!
after that came "The Gundersons"
They are very old
Red button to call an ambulance
Tell him about the red button. </ P>
So you can understand if I it's not as fast as a bull. Pickler
Plus, I was 10 years old at the time
I am now 11 years old, I know which one is right
White people are very annoying
Haven't they found my mother yet?
Come on, honey. It's too late,
Your room is still empty. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Excuse me. </ P>
Wow! </ P>
Laura Dean Pickler!
Hi, Carol Ann Stevenson / Hey, Carol Ann.
Look at you, you are very charming.
How dare you wear high stirrup with your body type.
Thank you. </ P>
And I need to hold down with my legs. </ P>
They are very difficult to find,
I said that, < br /> but I found it.
Hey.
Can I see that?
Wow.
You're beautiful. Really beautiful. </ P>
It's really natural. </ P>
You can calm down, no? </ P>
It's okay. So John Wayne,
Can I borrow this? </ P>
Bob makes butter carvings looks really easy. </ P>
Then I'm like. "Wake up, Carol Ann! You're dreaming!" </ P>
That summer, they put me with Miss Jill and Mr. Ethan
The whitest skin people I've ever met. </ P>
I didn't expect to stay longer. </ P>
These people always cool
This will be your bedroom.
The color is pink.
Yeah. Ask him to replace green. </ P>
No, the color is pretty sweet. </ P>
Is there a TV? / Oh, yeah. </ P>
Uh, that's not HD I think , so, sorry.
And you can't watch through 8 o'clock. That's our agreement, 8 o'clock?
Until 9 o'clock watching it / Nine, okay .
Eight, what is this, prison?
"Turn off!"
Um...
Is there anything you need again? / Nothing, thank you.
What did you do to have fun? </ P>
We can buy you some things, like books or a globe. </ P>
I'm really not good for anything. </ P>
Oh. .. What? you're kidding. Everyone is good at something.
Not me. My last mother also said that. </ P>
You don't need to worry about things like that again, OK? </ P>
OK / So, if you need us, you know.
We're out there / Yeah. "Contact mom and dad." </ P>
OK. OK / Alright. </ P>
One, two, three, Camp Butter! </ P>
I always say that your people have a small flashlight...
to help the world of darkness find the lost car key.
What? / We heard that from a distance!
Can I help you, Orval?
Listen, uh, the judges have had some talks.
and, um... you've run it well.
Well, 15 years / You're the legend.
You're in Parade Magazine
p>
You're Elvis butter,
But we feel it looks like now...
... you throw it at someone else.
Uh-huh?
We are ready to offer you a place in the state. Um...
You can be the judge. </ P>
with me and Mary Alice and Carl Hudgens. </ P>
Carl Hudgens is a good person / He's a great person. </ P>
It's time to start give back. </ P>
You know, like Oprah did. </ P>
I only have one son for easy questions.
Laura? / Laura.
You know, I really think Bob can be perfect mayor,
or another, or a governor.
Because I know him...
... he's very, um... complicated .
Oh. He is nice. He'll be fine,
Laura...
These bastards don't know who they are facing. </ P>
We are the Picklers. </ P >
Actually Orval wants you get off track.
I always know what kind of person he is.
I never thought he can go this far.
You know Orval is a good person.
He helped us from the first day, Bob.
I'll call Governor. </ P>
Itulah yang akan kulakukan. Menghubungi Gubernur.
Or Jesus. I mean, do you have the direction? </ P>
My constitutional rights are being violated and I will call the Governor. </ P>
The governor will not care, Laura. </ P>
What are you saying?
The governor doesn't... care.
Whose side are you on, Bob?
It's time for give up his inheritance, Laura.
I need an encouragement to come back.
Like Oprah.
How dare you carry around Oprah to this problem?
Kaitlen, baby.
Can I give you a little privacy for my father and me?
He can stay.
Protect your balls, yeah. </ P>
I know what's happening here, Bob. </ P>
You can't stand up for yourself, right? </ P>
Itulah yang terjadi disini.
I think it will show the real touch if we retreat now.
I guess dad is right when he warns me to marry someone...
who have the biggest dream being a high school principal.
What does that mean?
This means maybe it should be I listened to his advice...
and marry Boyd Bolton / Boyd Bolton?
At least he inherited a successful car dealer.
I'm done.
I doubt Boyd will submit Bolton Supercenter...
and put it in a hat, Bob / Laura, please.
You can reclaim, Bob.
If you don't stand up for them, I will do it!
You weirdo.
My question, you just refused more from half a million dollars.
I told him not to choose 22.
Oh, damn it! Tell him I'm not here. </ P>
What? Who? Why is that? </ P>
Laura. Laura Pickler / Oh, God. Here? </ P>
Tell him I'm fishing / at night? </ P>
Oh my God! Why is he here? </ P>
Orval! / What if he enters? </ P>
Orval! / I know you're inside! </ P>
I hear you !
One of them is worth 200 thousand dollars / Yeah
One suitcase contains one million hot money
Laura. It's nice to meet you. </ P>
Where is Orval? </ P>
He's taking a shower. </ P>
Maybe I can call him to call you later. </ P>
Just wait,
If you ask me, number 24 is too weak.
Oh, I know that. He just wants to play, right?
You told Orval that isn't over yet.
That's why I'm talking about, baby
♪ Only love makes you kill
Breaks your legs breaks your will
♪ Pulls you up by the roots
♪ You fall down too
♪ Harder
♪ Deeper
♪ Faster
♪ Harder
♪ Deeper
♪ Faster
♪ Harder
♪ Deeper
♪ Faster
♪ Harder
♪ Deeper
♪ Faster ♪
How can they do it do it without me?
Who will throw the Brunch butter, Helen?
Please
And Camp Butter. it's not just setting yourself
And I thought, I just donated all past dresses in gala
to the museum state fair
Ohh. I donated too much. </ P>
You're the only man who cares about me. </ P>
That's not true. I'm sure there is many men who like you. </ P>
Your father cares about you, right? </ P>
Father raped me
Oh, my God! </ P>
I just... I need someone who can take care of me.
Someone who understands me, who loves me.
It's not just someone who <
Which one, by the way, spending 560 dollars per month plus needs.
That's really good.
But listen , Tokyo Rose...
What? What? Oh my God.
Apa? / Tokyo Rose...
Brooke. My real name is Brooke. </ P>
Brooke. </ P>
I think I love you / Oh! </ P>
Too fast? / No. </ P>
This is it... Um... This, I want to give you...
Oh, no / Yes. </ P>
Oh, I can't accept this. </ P>
No / Oh, that's so funny.
You're a good person.
Um...
You only give and give and give, etc. etc.
just take and take and take...
Oh, jerk!
But my strength is convincing in life
it's because you have to keep up take a long way.
What's this ??
He has a tattoo, Bob,
How much has that happened?
It's just so. See. </ P>
Oh! Jesus Tuhanku!
You will not sin for all this, OK?
You sleep on the couch tonight.
I sleep anywhere every night.
If I were you... I would sleep well tonight. </ P>
Because it's only a month in County and we have a lot of work. </ P>
Laura. it's finished. I didn't visit County.
Orval and I agree.
We have to get butter and sharpen the spade.
We have to check the cooling unit to see the temperature...
that's been chaotic for years. We also have to...
Listen to me. I am not competing this year.
I know.
Yes, I / What?
I am competing.
I will win COunty. </ P>
Dan setelah itu akan kubawa kembali yang menjadi hak kita.
And you have to help me.
Good night.
There is Advil in the kitchen for your penis.
So I check your schedule. There is Mr. Evans for his history. </ P>
He is very, very old, so be patient. </ P>
I really thought he surrounded...
most of the history he wrestled.
This is it.
You will be fine,
I'm in room 412 if you need me, Ok .
Just for a moment.
OK / OK.
Go, Conquer.
When you draw a tree,
I want you to empty your subconscious mind...
from every idea about tree shadow that appears.
This. You can use mine. </ P>
I have two / Thank you. </ P>
Do you know black people? </ P>
Yeah.
I want you to know him.
I think they are really great.
Thank you.
Destiny. I want to tell you how nice you are in this class. </ P>
You are a very talented artist. </ P>
I am not really good. </ P>
We hope a lot from you.
My new foster parents and everyone at my new school is very nice,
I can't help but think about it, this trick is really real ?
Do you know how you asked if needed anything some time ago?
Mm-hmm. Try it. </ P>
You don't have butter. </ P>
Thank you. I know. That's Jill. </ P>
Believe me, he meant well. You know, he uses it to be bad. </ P>
He uses it to buy fake meat called Seitan this
Like a devil? / Right, like a devil.
I'll give you a few. Yeah / Really?
OK. I need around 200 pounds
♪ It feels good to be home
Dear. </ P>
Dear, only...
He came
Here it is.
Thank you.
Beautiful chickens / Thank you
Look, Kaitlen, your father and me have good news.
As you know, the Mastery in Butter Committee was re-established by your father.
He's like Judas Iscariot.
News it's good if it's not your father...
I'm going to compete this year.
I think we should be proud of your mother / stepmother.
Have you ever made a butter sculpture before?
You don't even drink milk.
Gosh, you're really stubborn.
Kaitlen / I guess, I hope outsiders are skeptical,
but my own family?
I stood with your father for the past 15 years. </ P>
Seeing, learning, having fun. </ P>
I was there when he turned 867 butter sticks became Mother Country Laura Bush. </ P>
I was there when two days before State...
damaged the cooler and Iwo Jima turned into a yellow river.
And I'm here now at the time the darkest of needs...
To raise it and preserve our heritage.
Birds or doors , Bob. Choose one. </ P>
Hey, boo! / You can't be here. </ P>
Oh, tapi kau tetap berutang uang padaku, ingat?
I never got the rest of the money.
Everything isn't free.
This won't happen.
But you said you love me, Bob.
That's too fast for me.
But we do it. I've never done it with a guy from a club, Bob. </ P>
Daddy? Who is that? </ P>
Nobody. </ P>
Isn't anyone?! </ P>
Is he a prostitute? / No, no. </ P>
I like his shoes / That's land lift.
He's the one who recruits.
Wait a minute. Is he your whore? / Mm-mm. </ P>
Because I really understand with him / Kaitlen. </ P>
Return to the table now. </ P>
Nobody? Isn't anyone ?! Bob! </ P>
Brooke! Can we do this via email? </ P>
Bob, Aku akan kencing di kap mobilmu.
Oh, I see. You must be an exciting woman. </ P>
You have two minutes to find me the money or I swear to God. </ P>
I'm sorry, Brooke, I can't. I'm married.
You know what? Fuck you! You really are like my father. </ P>
My wife is holding the check book of her / your wife, Bob? </ P>
I don't believe you carry around Your wife is in trouble between us.
I think you have moral / Ok.
You tell your wife to look back.
I'll say. Thank you. </ P>
Damn you, Bob! </ P>
No, thank you. We have lots of steak knives. </ P>
You owe me, Bob.
I owe you a lot...
May I enter?
Sure.
So, how was your first day? / Good.
Ethan says you're interested in the butter contest?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
That's like a poor farmer.
p>
I don't mind.
You seem to have practiced a lot.
Who is that?
My real father and this is my mother.
And this must be you.
Don't all look happy.
No. That's my brother. </ P>
So where are you? </ P>
I'm here. </ P>
Don't worry. My real mother will pick me up soon. </ P>
OK. </ P>
Time to sleep,
Hey. Is he okay? / He's fine. </ P>
Good luck. </ P>
There's a secret in you. </ P>
The more you use strength in you,
You will reach the point where you will not need to practice anymore,
Because you will be in power, and more perfect
You are wise... ./ Be wise
... You will be smart, you will be loved...
... You will be cheerful / Being cheerful. </ P>
God, what am I doing here? I can't do this,
I'm not an artist. And no experience.
I just messed up "The Secret" because of thinking about that.
Shut up. Laura. We take it together, basic stupid whore
Don't call yourself a prostitute. Yes God. </ P>
OK. </ P>
I will win
Laura, I think Bob will be to be a State Judge this year.
Indeed. I registered for myself. </ P>
Are you sure? </ P>
You have big shoes to wear, following your husband like that. </ P>
Don't worry, I'm not a feminine or anything like that. </ P>
I'm just worried about what will happen if this title...
and all that power...
ends in someone's hand not from the Pickler family.
I mean, we all know what's happening with Miss America Pageant,
and Vanessa Williams.
Yeah, I think I understand what you mean.
I only see my name here in Johnson County.
What time do we wrap this up?
Official state rules, we have to be here until noon.
I'll wait,
Good luck ,
Do you want me to be with you?
Don't say to Jill,
Because he always likes me to think positively.
But who wants I do this.
I imagine all the bad things...
that could happen if you take part in this contest.
Like you can tragic die with due to overdose of butter.
Maybe there's also a big Grizzly bear hiding in a hut full of deer
waiting to tear your face. </ p >
There may also be pythons inside.
What if this place is full of monkeys with a deadly virus?
There might also be a Hitler Ghost there.
What if there's no gravity there? And you just float. </ P>
and hang your head in the sky, then suddenly...
the gravity disappears and your head is hanging on the floor?
There may be a black hole that will suck me in.
Yes.
What if this place is full of handsome vampires?
The worst of all / They are so pale.
or Kanibals who are starving / It could happen.
Or maybe there is a serial murder that only kills sweet little girls.
Try to think of it / Or ninjas racist
Or racist ninjas, huh. Surrender. </ P>
One of the best. </ P>
So think about all that and ask yourself, really. </ P>
What is the worst thing that can happen ?
I can mess up and lose.
Yeah.
Yeah, can you live with that?
I think so.
Ok then. So that's not a big problem, right? </ P>
Go, for us to be proud. </ P>
Bring me back a lot of butter. Very interesting.
Is this the place?
Laura? Gosh! </ P>
Are you coming too? </ P>
Gosh! </ P>
We have to get the right cooler next to the other. </ P>
This
It's so fun,
I'm really nervous.
I mean, what will I do? But I told myself "
" Carol Ann, you sit between the audience for too long,
Now it's time to stand up on that stage and sing! "
I'm glad you are here.
We will be like brothers.
Oh, no offense.
I want to register, please.
Oh, isn't that valuable.
So, that is it.
Looks like we're going to be threes. </ p >
Does anyone smoke?
Fuck this nonsense.
Hey.
Can I help you? / Yeah.
I want, uh... to register. </ P>
For Johnson County competition Mastery in Buttery Sculpture? </ P>
Oh my God. </ P>
Yeah. that one. I want to register for that.
I'll cut you down.
Have you ever worked with butter before?
Oh. I work with it all. </ P>
I'm the object / Uh...
You know, he's here on time, here he is on time
and official rules country allows everyone to follow it.
Look what he's wearing / Um...
This will be very bad in front of the Red Ribbon people.
I didn't see anything here with that. I really...
Your husband still owes me 600 dollars for the other. </ P>
Interesting. Did he buy 600 blowjobs with a credit card? </ P>
Listen, miss, you appeared in my middle and my men. </ P>
Shh! We are at Mouse Lodge. </ P>
Bob my husband. </ P>
We have built a life together
After Kaitlen left, I planned to make proud kids.
So? Do you want a cake because are you going to get pregnant? </ P>
I can get pregnant once a month. </ P>
Are you really thinking there is something extra in you...
rather than cheap sleep with him? He'll be bored.
After that he'll be back soon to his place of origin,
go home to me.
Listen...
Do you prefer that I don't enter...
everything about this butter contest?
That's right.
Special.
It's started. Vagina. </ P>
I've never heard that word since my father died. </ P>
Heaven! Look at that. </ P>
Voilà / Keren. </ P>
Jesus, Laura. </ P>
Hi! </ P>
Amazing,
This is strange. </ P>
Sh, sh! </ P>
Dear. </ P>
This is great. </ P>
What is that? / I don't know.
Hi, Carol Ann / Sorry if I bothered you.
I know you're busy creating here and...
Wow. Laura! </ P>
Talent that appeared in the Pickler family. Wow. </ P>
Begitulah.../ Punyaku? Aku tak tahu.
I mean, you know, I think will work, but...
Geez, Laura, this is indeed difficult.
But my grandmother always said, "You can't polish..."
What does the girl look like? </ P>
What? / What's her name? </ P>
Destiny? </ P>
Amazing, isn't it?
I thought it might be Harriet Tubman.
He decided...
to play the card race. I mean, numbers
Whatever your talents lack, you can find a way to...
I have to go.
♪ Let this be our little secret
♪ No one needs to know we & apos; re feeling
♪ Higher and higher and higher Higher and higher and higher
♪ But I feel alive Oh, I feel it in me
♪ Up and up we keep on climbing
♪ Higher and higher and higher... ♪
Whoa!
OK, Contestant.
Five, four...
... three, two...
... one.
Lower the Trowel!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to Final Johnson County
For the competition State Mastery in Butler
I want to introduce our distinguished Jury,
Betsy Lou Halt, Dear Miss Dairy.
Mayor of Iowa City, Bill Olberweis.
And finally, Chair of the Event Judge, Wife of Orval Flanagan,
Mrs. Helen Flanagan. </ P>
Now, we invite the contestants to say a few words with what they are doing. </ P>
before the judges start negotiating. </ P>
Um, Carol Ann Stevenson? </ P>
Itu milikku.
I really like kittens.
Especially when they get entangled in a blanket,
but I don't know how to carve it. So just throw them away to basket.
I hope it's nothing. Thank you! </ P>
Thank you, Carol Ann. Brooke? </ P>
Many of you know if I'm a former stripper...
... who often takes my work a step further,
and get involved in sexual acts for money.
I go from person to person,
always looking for and searching.
Then one day,
After I was beaten and almost died by the customer...
... I stumbled to another house.
A big welcoming house.
And meet another man.
And that man is Lord Jesus.
I present it to all of you, "The Scarlet Letter."
Maybe you don't know, a film played by Demi Moore.
Thank you and God bless you. </ P>
Butter is secured! </ P>
Thank you, Brooke... / 6 thousand dollars. </ P>
I don't have it / .... for inspiration.
Um, OK. Destiny? </ P>
Hi. My name is Destiny. </ P>
My last name is one of them Washington or Wilson. </ P>
The reason I'm not sure is because the state of Iowa is also not sure. </ P>
You can see, me, who is a foster child.
I move from house to house,
While the experience that I have is negative,
and most of them are very positive.
Then later, can a 10-year-old black girl...
without family, no money and no connection...
stand before you today and believe if he can win the competition?
Why did Pilgrim dare to cross...
... the vast dark sea to America?
Why did they take that risk?
And why is a man named Abraham Lincoln...
moved from the wooden cabin to... No, wait a minute.
Move from the wooden house to the White House ..
and risking both of his houses to keep this great nation together?
Alasana who is the same as a poor black woman risking her life and limbs ,
in collaboration with white people and black together...
to bring the freedom of my ancestors on the Underground Railroad.
Kenapa?
Because he dared to dream...
And that's what I did here today.
Thank you very much.
How can you do that?
p>
Wow.
It's very difficult to follow. Uh...
Um, last but certainly not the last, Laura Pickler! </ P>
Laura, get on. </ P>
Family. <
When... when I think about butter...
I think of family.
Why?
Because like yarn on grandma's blanket,
butter is the center of family dinner.
And the family, in turn,
is thread that controls our big country together.
Without butter, there will be no family.
This is very difficult.
Take a break, honey / Um...
I want to remind you what this contest is for.
It's about "the superiority of butter." </ P>
I spend a lot of my time to work hard,
trying to do the right thing. </ P>
Because I think that's who made the existence of this competition.
I only hope when you choose, you remember that.
Thank you. God bless America. </ P>
God bless you, Laura, God bless you. </ P>
Thank you, um, all four of you. </ P>
You did it great / I messed it up.
You turned two more people than others.
We now get coffee and donuts behind for everyone.
while the jury is negotiating.
Donut cake!
Let's get some donuts, come on!
Please pay attention for a moment.
We have already decided.
Fourth place, Carol Ann Stevenson. </ P>
Come on, Come on! </ P>
Congratulations, Carol Ann. </ P>
Third place, Brooke Swinkowski. </ P>
What?! </ P>
Hey, I know only you, say, ten and most unlucky, but listen. </ P>
You beat that bitch. </ P>
You beat him hard. I've done everything I did. Now it's up to you.
OK.
You're a good girl. </ p >
I don't think, want you walking together with strippers, ok?
OK, please pay attention for a moment.
Um. For Laura Pickler and Destiny can you come here? </ P>
Representing Johnson County at the Iowa State Fair...
This year's Mastery in Butler Competition falls to...
... Destiny!
I thought it was my mistake to say that white people weird
Not everything is true
Actually, those white people really are awesome!
Fuck that little black girl.
Daddy! / Kaitlen, your mother is angry.
What is this, African-Iowa Mix? It's not my responsibility...
to compete with anything /> they call themselves today.
What? / He knows he's good all this time.
So far. He's shocking us. He's a very active kid. </ P>
So what's your problem? It's just a stupid contest. God. </ P>
I can't wait to go from this stupid family. </ P>
Benarkah?
Maybe I'll be a stripper, like dad's new friend.
The fool Laura, you know what should you say?
This is exactly why I stopped watching American Idol. </ P>
Because every year the best singer appears there,
and every year he gets knocked out because some cases of charity...
with a baby and a dot.
I'm sorry if I was born white, tall and beautiful.
And forgive me if I don't sit in front of the TV every day,
eat pork crackers and pollute myself. </ P>
And forgive me if I don't < br /> spent the last 15 years of my life...
sucking "penis" standing up in front of my face.
Just to wear a cheap church dress and claim to find God.
It's very chaotic.
I hate "fucking" my life.
Keep the language.
For Destiny!
For Destiny ! / For me! </ P>
♪ She tastes like midnight
♪ She tastes like wine
♪ She tastes like midnight
♪ She tastes like wine
♪ I & apos; m gonna run my fingers
♪ All down your spine
♪ Just like a bad dream
♪ Staying on my mind
Boyd. Boyd Bolton. </ P>
Laura Pickler. </ P>
Boyd Bolton. </ P>
It's been a long time. </ P>
Bob damaged our minivan. </ P>
Oh, yeah, I know that. Wow. What did he do? </ P>
He hit something he shouldn't hit. </ P>
If you want, we can, um...
... we can fix it now
Sounds good too.
You look great, Laura.
You look better than You're in high school.
No / Yeah.
Most women look for other ways, but... Gosh.
What are you doing with
They will poke out with a matching bra.
Gosh.
How are your wife? / Tammy?
He's fine, I guess / Good luck.
♪ Waiting by the mailbox by the train
♪ Passing by the hills till I hear the name
♪ I & # 39; m looking for a witness to out the chains in half
♪ And all I want is someone to rely on
♪ As thunder comes a-rolling down
♪ Someone to rely on as lightning comes
♪ A-staring in again
Brent and Tammy Knepp from Rancho Bernardo
will submit their child.
Take a look at that.
This makes the baby punch them themselves.
And don't you think it's weird if the baby can't sleep...
without punching himself on the face?
I mean, think of how chaotic it is.
It's like you don't have to always exist or that
if you can't sleep without your arms flailing around the room.
I mean, think about that.
Does a baby have to dead or on the outskirts of town?
On the outskirts of the city you will be forced to live with some stupid family,
With stupid people who call you fat > even though you're not fat at all.
And you have to deal with stupid men like Rob Ackerman,
who don't call you back even when you give them "blowjob",
behind their Honda,
God, I hate people!
I can't wait until everyone dies because of global warming.
Right . Do you know where your father saved his money? </ P>
Why? </ P>
Did he pay you money? </ P>
Say for sex? </ P>
He only owes me money.
Your hair is cool too,
Nobody at my school has hair like that.
Thank you. So, the money is probably in...
I've never met anyone else like you before. </ P>
Kau begitu alternatif.
... in a drawer or something like that, or in...?
Maybe.
Hey.
Are you want to play "Truth or Dare?"
Yes! / Boyd! Oh! </ P>
You like that, Laura? / Yes, my Lord! </ P>
Oh my God. </ P>
No, no, no. Don't stop . Don't stop. </ P>
Sorry, I can't do this / No. I can get you 600 dollars. </ P>
Actually, 1200 dollars. </ P>
OK, you're very beautiful. </ P>
You're everything I really want. </ P>
And now you're here in my arms. </ P>
OK. </ P>
♪ Gonna spread you like butter
♪ Baby on my bread
♪ Don & want no other
♪ Girl in my bed
♪ Gonna spread you like butter
♪ Baby on my bread
♪ I don't want any other
♪ Girl in my bed Spread spread you like... ♪
Are you there, Lord? It's me, Boyd Bolton. </ P>
Oh, wait, maybe there are many Boyd Boltons there. Hm...
Ok, you need to know, if I the one who lives in Iowa City. </ P>
I don't think there is Boyd Boltons the others live in Iowa City.
but if there really is, I'm the only running Bolton Supercenter.
Yeah, anyway...
... .I want to take this moment to thank you...
for sending Laura Pickler to make love to me. </ P>
I mean, I don't know what < br /> you guys are up there,
but the "pussy" seems more tight than still in high school.
It's... it's like he hasn't used it in 20 years.
Anyway...
... I have to say... </ p >
... thank you.
You're really cool, Lord,
Amen.
Hello?
Oh, Hey, Nancy.
What?!
Well, how could that be a problem? He is still 10 years old.
Right, OK.
See you later. Bye. </ P>
I'm scared. </ P>
Why are you scared? You're amazing. </ P>
Really. They should be afraid. </ P>
No, I'm afraid that you and Miss Jill don't want me anymore. </ P>
What?! </ P>
Never before They left me.
Do you know that Jill can't have children?
Why?
I mean it's very complicated.
Because...
Is the vagina broken? / Yes.
Yep. Because of that. </ P>
The adoption people will ask our again and again...
"Are you sure you didn't want a child? </ P>
We can find you a baby.
You both have a good job.
Have a beautiful home.
We can find you a baby "
But we've been thinking about ripe, say,
we want older children because they are always ignored,
and we will do so much kindness to society, the world and everything.
But actually, we are afraid of having a baby.
Why? </ p >
I don't know.
It's okay if I'm afraid, I guess.
Hey, you two they're ready now.
Destiny, come on.
What's wrong?
This is Martin Caswell from the Red Ribbon .
Julie, send it to Mr. Bolton. </ P>
Oh. </ P>
Boyd, would you like to tell these people, please, what are you saying? Honestly? </ P>
Oh, uh... yeah. </ P>
Uh, on the 15th night. Mr. Ethan approached me,
knowing I have the ability superior to sculpt butter.
And ask if I can help his daughter, Destiny,
with the statue...
.... put him in the contest at Johnson County Mastery in Butter contest.
Sorry, what?
I first refused.
But after he gave me 500 dollars... / You must be kidding.
... I inserted it when no one saw,
and I... I sculpted a statue for him.
I can't live longer with this terrible curse...
... again, again, again. On...
... on my conscience. </ P>
This is crazy, OK? </ P>
I have never met this person in my life , swear to God.
Come on, you see with your own eyes if he sculpted it.
I don't believe if I debate this.
Can I give input?
It seems clear that victory Destiny is questioned, I...
disagree.
Destiny wins his
br /> alone, fair and honest.
At the State Fair.
Um. State this weekend,
I mean, I can't look for the right document to be prepared in time
I'm sure someone who is intelligent like you can find it, Nancy
But the cooler.
Then we have to transport all the butter two days before.
So that it can be adjusted and... / Special. Good too,
So, now Nancy has agreed to do it... her job. </ P>
It looks like we are competing again. </ P>
What about you guys ?
I can't believe you let a 2-bit wife's cup come in here...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. </ p >
Hey, hey, hey.
I know / He is crazy.
This is the kind of thing just me...
Who are you? / I'll do it.
... get from here
I will do it / Destiny.
When I make it eight hours everything is in an open place,
Officials present every minute.
There should be no oral contact with the audience.
No help.
And you can't talk.
Only the butter.
Agree? / Agree.
Can you trust the bitch?
Jill.
Sorry. You know you can't say "bitch", right? </ P>
I know / It's up to him. </ P>
His hair, his dress, his smile. </ P>
Destiny, it's not too late to resign...
and tell them you didn't want to do this. </ P>
Are you kidding me? </ P >
Destiny will scratch the witch. Isn't that so, Destiny?
You better believe it.
Alright.
Let's prepare.
Laura.
Laura!
Actually, I hope you can do better imitating his skills, but all of that...
He is still 10 years old!
Thank you for your help, Boyd.
What, is that all?
Just that?
Hey, hey, where are you going?
Come on, don't you remember us ? We are Boyd and Laura.
Hey. Bob / Boyd. </ P>
Hey. </ P>
Imagine if we had a shared apartment. </ P>
We can move to Des Moines. </ P>
You have 1200 dollars, right?
Can you imagine how humiliating my stepmother is?
He might blow up.
I thought you late to practice.
I can be with you forever.
Yeah.
About all that. The money? </ P>
Oh. I can't wait to see how to play it. </ P>
Good luck,
Call me,
Yeah, sure. </ P>
I'm just kidding about moving things together. </ P>
Get out, bitch! </ P>
Hey, miss / Hi. </ P>
Let's go for a walk. There's something I want to show you. </ P>
OK. </ P>
What did you learn in school today? / Positive numbers and negative numbers. </ P >
I don't know what you're talking about.
You see the shop over there? / Mm-hm.
With this 1200 dollars, I can buy work clothes.
like you've never seen.
Where do you work?
Barnes & Noble,
Jadi aku ingin kau melihat kesana.
And I want you to see clearly if I'm willing to sacrifice 1200 dollars...
worth of sweet clothes so you can have a knife.
And with this knife. You carve the best butter statue...
that has never existed in this world,
You can't fail, Destiny. </ P>
You can do it. and defeat Laura Pickler.
You will make it pale, stubborn white skin,
So he and his husband are stupid and won't be able wreaking havoc...
to the poor, the person who is innocent like me again.
We're okay, right?
Thank you
We don't know for sure,
but nine of ten of these cases,
We suspect drugs and...
Hey / Hi, honey.
Hi, Destiny.
You know...
I thought it might be good if we could discuss this yourself, with adults.
No, no, he may stay. </ P>
OK. </ P>
From what we guessed that night...
Destiny, your mother is an extraordinary person,
who has had a difficult time.
He can't take care of you,
but he still loves you very much. </ p >
We found this,
He is very beautiful.
Hi, ma'am. This is me, Destiny. </ P>
We may have never met since I was a baby. </ P>
I don't remember you at all. </ P>
But now that woman gave me your picture, which I really want.
I don't know what you did for years,
but now that you have gone to heaven.
I just want you to know, I forgive you for leaving me.
I really don't understand all that But I still forgive me.
OK. </ P>
Fuck! </ P>
Hi, Bob. </ P>
Come on. Come in, don't just stand there like Rain Man. </ P>
Hey. </ P>
Um, I don't think this will work. </ P>
Laura. You need a dynamo for something on that grand.
Then I'll make the generator.
I'm not afraid of to work hard, Bob.
It's not important anymore.
What do you mean?
You saw what I did behind there.
My measurements were twice better than "Schindler & apos; s List" you and you know that.
My income is 43 degrees, the viewing ratio is perfect.
Yes. You made it all go down. I won't lie. </ P>
I'm actually rather surprised. Look at the good technique you have. </ P>
You think about it, Bob? / Yeah
But you also need to inject souls into it.
I'm just saying... I & m; just saying...
... not everyone can be an artist.
You don't think can I become an artist?
Look, I know what that is. I deal with it here. </ P>
I have to give what the judges asked...
some of the statements they are looking for. </ P>
And when they find out what I will plan on them,
their words will come out in place. And you will be there.
beside my pendingink,
cheers me like you've done for the past 15 years.
Good morning, friends. You listen to...
KQWK's live broadcast....
from Des Moines at the Iowa State Fair.
The temperature is 103 degrees out in the match,
even very hot in Grand Hall
Where lots of people are gathering in rematches,
Laura Pickler against Destiny.
♪ Pump it up
♪ Get out yo seats
♪ Pump it up
♪ You gotta move your leet
♪ In the disco
♪ I want to see
♪ I want to see you celebrate
♪ Celebrate, celebrate
♪ And let yourself go
♪ Fly away , fly away
♪ Fly away and let your love go
♪ Hello, good-bye
♪ Iosm gonna meet you on the other side
♪ Oh, yeah All right
♪ Go crazy
♪ Celebrate
Hi, how are you?
♪ Fly away and let your love go
♪ Hello, good-bye
♪ Gonna meet you on the other side
♪ Oh, yeah All right
♪ Go crazy
♪ Are you livin & apos; are you livin 'ap/> Can you keep cool
Five, four, three,
two, one!
Trowels are derived. </ p >
He defeated himself.
Gosh! JFK! Thank you for coming all of you. </ P>
Please come back tomorrow after from church,
when the judge will see both interesting carving forms
for the first time and will announce the winner...
from Johnson County Competition Mastery in Butter again. </ P>
God, it's me. </ P>
I just want you to know, Laura doesn't know this
So don't blame him. Keep it a secret, you already know that.
Bro, you're really impressive. Amen. </ P>
What's wrong? </ P>
I'll see what happens, OK? </ P>
Excuse me. What's this? </ P>
Urn. We don't know. </ P>
But he has the opportunity to fix it, right? </ P>
Um. The judges are ready to start negotiating. </ P>
And the rules show that there are no further adjustments can be made...
after musyaawarah begins.
Come on, non.
My name is Nancy and that's the rule.
You know what?
You are ridiculous
I mean, the butter.
You put it on the bread grill.
Really? Government give it for free. </ P>
Oh, oh, oh! And hot news! </ P>
Very bad for you! </ P>
Yeah, I say aloud. </ P>
That will clog up your artistry and make you fat.
And all of you will die because of that!
What? Really? </ P>
Police butter? Wow! </ P>
We caught it. We caught it. It's safe to control. </ P>
Destiny, we will be back soon. </ P>
What is the present? </ P>
I've lost, that's how it is. </ P>
I'm just want to say good luck.
You know, all this I have.
You are young and you have a future in your life.
and you can, you can do anything.
And you are very beautiful.
And I know you...
I know you don't understand this...
... but this is all I have.
This is outside
For the first time I can remember in the middle of a quiet place,
because everyone gathered to witness a small piece of history.
Thousands of people thronged Grand Haff to see the two contestants
who are brave and radical to make butter statues
Now back to our jury for decide once and for all
who will represent Johnson County here to State.
Keep listening to KQWK for the results of the winner
and your favorite hit songs and don't talk
You can ask for a moment, please?
The judges have already decided. Orval? </ P>
Thank you, Nancy, uh...
In a few years I rated this competition,
I saw a lot of things.
But only twice I see true art.
The first is the brilliant work of Bob Pickler "Passion of the Christ"
Neil Diamond as Jesus. </ P>
And the second this morning... / Did he say Neil Diamond? </ P>
... when I saw a job which is so tragic, very touching,
if it's not just carving butter, but Butter Art.
And to be able to touch it yourself, you have to look here...
... sadness that covers the face...
Children who don't get affection. Our winner, once again, Destiny.
Can you take me down?
I just want to say all this is not what you have.
Aw!
You definitely don't believe this, but somehow my heart is messed up...
won " "State competition" that year. The Des Moines Register named it "an exploration of anxiety...
left on Christmas past." / Congratulations.
I told them that it was my mother's statue, but whatever it was,
I was very happy if finally I found something very good </ p >
I also received a postcard from Brooke
He wrote to say that he did something great
and was promoted to general manager at Barnes & Noble
dan dipromosikan menjadi manajer umum di Barnes & Noble
And then, even a lot of the cooling stuff is affected
First, Jill finally knows how to cut my hair.
Destiny, come down.
You can hear Ethan's efforts sing the Christmas songs.
That's really true / He means it's awesome.
Ok. I'll be down soon. </ P>
Yes! You won't regret it. </ P>
♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen
♪ Let nothing you dismay
Oh, and also Miss Jill and Mr. Ethan officially adopted me
Which means I'm the last person who has to take apart these ugly suitcases
And you might hear...
if Mrs. Pickler follows Governor's election
Rumors on the road say Own officials who...
came to him in a vision and told him to come along
That sounds a bit chaotic to me
But many people seem like really likes what he founded
p>
Mr. Ethan said that because he is an accomplice...
for something or other generally the lowest.
But I think people really want to be like him
However, if there is a little chance he will win
I am improving cooperation with some evil ninjas
to march to Des Moines and kick his ass.
Mark!
Excuse me. Let me try again
My father raped me. </ P>
Oops! </ P>
What if all this place is emptied? </ P>
And you who changed outside inside?
What are you doing with your breasts? / Thank you for seeing it.
They look great.
You're very warm and cool.
That could be Miley Cyrus's concert. </ P>
There may be a Justin Bieber concert that's ready to be released. </ P>
Bob, I see your "penis"
Don't look at me. </ P>
My name is Kenneth. Brother Bob. </ P>
For sure I will...
Bob, I will pollute your page. </ P>
I can't. I can't say that. Ah...
What if this place is full of piranhas? </ P>
They can learn how to walk? </ P>
It can be full of vegetarians.
Bob, I'll get your page dirty.
Yeah. Um... / That's very embarrassing. </ P>
You're a shame. </ P>
Kau bisa mengalahkan Laura Pickler.
You can beat the nervousness the white guy and make him... sorry.
Not "take that white ass". No.
Hey, look... Sweet Jesus baby. </ P>
It could be a Republican party fundraiser. </ P>
You tell Orval if it's not over yet. </ P>
It's not like that, right? </ P>
Get out, bitch! </ P>
Ooh! Cut!
Interpreting: Mbendholz Malang, November 2012
♪ Gonna put it on bread
♪ Spread it real nice
♪ My favorite gold
♪ Best gold in life
♪ I just got no time
♪ For nothing else ♪ Nothing else
♪ On my shelf ♪ On her shelf
♪ & apos; Cause you can whip it, spread it, bite it
♪ Let it wrap your loving arms around it
♪ Eat it, need it, love it, leave it
♪ Melt it with your heart and serve it up
♪ Woo!
♪ I want to put it on both sides
♪ Then realize
♪ Need more than a pat
♪ As a matter of fact
♪ Gonna melt it down ♪ Down
♪ And stir it up ♪ Stir it up
♪ And get all crazy ♪ Yeah!
♪ I can & apos; get enough ♪ Ger enough
♪ & apos; Cause you can pass it, out it, add it, love it
♪ Drown your cam and sorrows in it
♪ Muffin, stuffing, Turkey in the oven
♪ Nothing I can find is better than
♪ Butter
♪ Butter is the greatest girl in life
Butter ♪ Butter ♪, all you need is a knife
♪ Better with butter Just ask Betty Crocker
♪ When you & apos; re racking with some loving in your butter laden oven
♪ It & apos time for some sweetbread. Time for some hours
♪ Butter to your mother Every child and man
♪ Butter ♪ Butter is the rising of the cream
♪ Butter ♪ There is no need for margarine, yeah
Butter ♪ ♪ Butter from sea to shining sea
Butter ♪ ♪ Butter is the only thing for
♪ For me ♪ It's the only thing for
♪ Me
♪ Yeah
Watch!
No, Mama, Clarification.