Ally, the summary? / Do you remember the Kowalski family?
They are the owners of this shop since 30 years ago.
And they want to set a record with grilling the biggest cake in Buffalo.
And you have to use this. / Hair nets?
This is the MOH regulation.
If you work around cookies, you have to wear them.
I have just combed my hair. My hair is perfect.
Okay, give it to me.
God, why do you hate me?
We start recording. And start.
For three decades, Kowalski family bakery...
... has become an important part for the city of Buffalo,...
... famous for sweet cream Pierogi Polski...
... make consumers like it half-dead.
POWERFUL BRUCE
But today, to celebrate their 30th birthday,...
... they invited us to participate...
... in the record breaking biggest cookie in Buffalo.
Vol? Vol, do you need tissue?
Please get Vol tissue. Or need a spoon?
It is very fortunate that we have used this today.
I don't want any hair to fall into that lump of nasal droppings.
Do we have to repeat? / Not. We go straight to roll B only.
Go on!
Mama, why did you make the biggest pastry in Buffalo?
Officers from the Ministry of Health found a nosebleed bullet on our cake.
But I said, no, it's a big chocolate chip. But he still closed my shop.
So we wash ourselves.
Make a large pastry for attracting our customers again.
Thank you for your honesty. Now can we try again?
Mama, why did you make the biggest pastry in Buffalo?
So that the children of citizens in this city are happy.
Right. It would have been nice to see a smile on their tiny face.
I work behind. I don't see a smile.
The previous record was 8.7 feet, was made by Gladys Pelsnick.
If this cake beats Gladys, this will prove...
... that the Kowalski family has more free time.
And this cake is 10.4 feet tall!
We have a new record!
Happy music giver spirit has begun!
But what do we see here really?
Is this just a big cake?
Or does this cake represent the pride of the city of Buffalo?
This cake is the result of hard work the population as the main ingredient,...
... with a little peanuts.
And finally, love family,...
... which gives warmth, softness in the middle...
... and make the city of Buffalo beloved this the most beautiful place.
And that's how the cake crumbs are.
I'm Bruce Nolan from Eyewitness News.
And, done!
How is it?
I think this is great.
The story of this pastry sucks.
Pillsbury Doughboy must be fascinated.
I laughed to see it. Nothing wrong with making other people laugh.
I will never be the main news anchor. I can't reach the job.
Because every time they always tell me to do this and I have to act silly.
I have no credibility. Not good.
Now you're being silly / Do you know? Forget it.
This is not important. Let's watch again.
Oh, no. / Just one more time. Can you?
No! You promised to help me compile this photo album.
Now, hurry up here.
You sort this stack and choose the one you like the most.
Come on, this is fun, right? This is fun.
I'm sure Evan will be the main news anchor.
Bruce! / It's their favorite.
Alright. Forget it. This is our life.
Let someone else compile these photos.
for a moment.
I like this photo. It's our vacation on the lake.
Where did you get that? That should be included in our personal album.
You look goose bumps.
It must be very cold. / Give it to me.
I'll record this on my computer for the background image.
Give it to me. Fast! / Not!
Alright. Whatever you want. I do not care.
I'll make it up to me.
I'll send this to Playboy magazine.
It is said that the composition of the photo in the magazine is good.
Give it to me! Right now!
Do you want to play rough? / I will hurt you.
Hey, baby. Time to wake up.
Sweet dreams. Not.
Buffalo Sabers last night lost against Toronto Maple Leafs.
Of course. They're my team.
And that's how the cake crumbs are.
There is something strange about the closing of about this pastry.
All news bearers have their own closing characteristics.
Like Walter Cronkite.
"And that's how it happened."
And that's how the cake crumbs are.
And so, "uh-huh uh-huh", I like, "uh-huh uh-huh"...
Grace, the dog! / I'm in the bathroom!
Don't, Sam. Bad dog!
Inside, naughty! Outside, smart!
Are you done? Good.
B-A-G-US!
Come on! We go back inside and defecate.
What's there? / We have blood donors.
Spooky. Syringe. / They need my blood.
My blood type is rare. I'm positive.
Really? I'm a positive IB.
I'm sure they can't stab me with a syringe. That's so--
Helpful and save lives? / Not. That's your blood.
Blood should remain in the body. That's where it is.
They will stack it in the warehouse, and say they run out of blood.
That's not true at all. Where did you hear that?
From my trusted friend who his girlfriend's sister dated with...
... important people in the government.
But, for your safety, I can't talk right now.
Now get out before we look together.
This. A moment. You need this more than me.
What is this?
This is prayer beads. A student of mine made it for me.
That will save you. / May the power be great.
I need a miracle to get to the office on time.
Impossible. Not now. Not in the assessment week.
Not in the assessment week!
God!
It's a good story, Bruce. But we will air Evan's news.
Sex scandals in the Governor's office throw up once.
Yes.
appalling.
And that's how the cake crumbs are.
I'm just teasing you, Bruce.
Remember, a newsroom is like a big cake.
Do you like jazz, Evan? Try playing something for you.
I can play this tone all day. / Stop it.
Bruce, we'll postpone your news first.
Can we return to the chalkboard for this afternoon's event?
Good choice, Jack. This bologna bread is delicious.
Can we talk for a while, Jack?
Yes. What do you need? / My news is aired.
Jack, listen to me. I began to despair.
I'm almost 40 years old and what can I show? My career is hampered.
There is an anti-Bruce barrier that I can't break.
And Evan likes it.
He gets hot news. Maybe I have to be like Evan.
You won't want to be him. He is a jerk.
I can be a jerk / No, Bruce. You can't.
Will you take it? / Yes sorry.
But the job of the headline makes me nervous.
Hi, Susan / Hi, Susan.
Hi, Jack.
Listen, Bruce, you're a good reporter. You make people laugh.
Alright.
Now it's the 156 th birthday of the boat Maid of Mist.
You have to go to Niagara waterfall in this hour.
Maid of Mist? It is always broadcast live.
Usually Evan does it. / Now you and Evan are showing it.
I will broadcast live? In the assessment week?
But be careful. I've seen the record of your mistake.
Jack, you won't be disappointed.
And I won't forget you if has become a national anchor.
You can--
Thank you.
Can you gather your hopes? I will put it in the jar of hope.
Enter your hopes here.
Me too. / Enter it here.
Look at that. It seems like a big hope.
Don't! Martin, don't eat it.
Don't put it in your mouth. It's glue, baby.
It must be sickening. / Mother!
You're happy with Aunt Gracie today.
Yes? Do you know this is fun? Baby in your arms.
Great. You already sound like our mother. The change was finally perfect.
just me.
Small Wonders child care. / Grace?
No, this is Debbie, her sister who your life is not wasted.
Sorry.
Debbie forgot to take the medicine today. Where are you?
I'm in a place in the winner's circle.
I'm in Niagara covering the direct news.
Live broadcast? Very good!
Yes. Finally this happens, baby! Live broadcast on assessment week.
Do you know what that means? They want to know if I will be nervous.
Like the main news carrier directly in the studio.
Yes, God.
Yes. This is what we always talk about, Grace. Jack himself asked me.
Really?
He doesn't directly offer, but legally he can't.
This is what happened to Susan Ortega before she was promoted.
This is good, good. Nice!
All right, you know I don't want you to get your hopes up.
First, yes. I was called. / Good luck, honey.
I love you. / Honey, baby, honey.
Let's do it.
You were asked to stand near the waterfall. / Really? I will get soaked.
That's what you want.
They asked you to use this, part of your special coverage.
Do you know? Nobody can deter me today. No.
Now, remember. This is their 156th birthday.
This boat has 149 passengers.
They take tourists, honeymoon couples--
And people who are very thirsty. I know.
And you will interview Irene Dansfield.
Irene, nice to meet you. You are so Beautiful.
Mrs. Irene is the first passenger of this boat.
90 seconds! /90 seconds? Gosh.
All right, 90 seconds.
But because it was responded directly, _ dangerous chemical leak...
... can be cleaned without causing an incident. Susan.
Bruce Nolan is standing near Niagara Falls.
But before we show it, we have news.
As you know, after serving 33 years,...
... finally Pete Fineman retired.
Its position is difficult to replace. But we have to go on.
And there's nothing better for us than Evan Baxter.
Congratulations, Evan. / I'm very flattered.
And like you said, no one can replace Pete,...
... but I will give the best.
I am very proud to be a part of the Buffalo community.
And I think, a great city like a great recipe.
Enter enterprising citizens, add attention and...
... maybe a little bean.
What is spread with love and our family's support.
Finally, it will be a beautiful place to live in.
It's great / I wish I wrote it first.
And we go back to the eccentric Bruce Nolan in Niagara Falls.
Hi, Bruce is eccentric!
Speak, Bruce. Hello! / Speak, honey.
What's wrong? / There is Walt Disney.
He is really silent. / Check the signal.
There may be technical damage.
The signal is fine. / Come on.
Speak, Bruce. God damn it!
Be prepared to cancel the broadcast.
Come on, honey. Say something.
Bruce, talk.
Hi, Susan.
Here is Bruce Nolan,...
... aboard the Maid of the Mist, in Niagara Falls, New York.
First, I also congratulate on Evan Penohok.
Sorry, Bastard. I mean, Baxter.
It's nice to see someone who is so talented gets...
... great opportunity given to him and not to me.
I'm here with Katherine Hepburne's mother.
Why did you throw into the sea a blue Heart of Ocean gem in the Titanic movie?
You feel guilty letting Leo DiCaprio sink...
... while you survived above the floating door?
You can't take turns ride it?
Or are you too scared Your big ass is cold?
I guess that's how life is, right?
Some people are soaking wet, cold on a boat and a ridiculous hat!
While others are comfortable in the studio room, enjoy all the wins.
It's okay.
Look, it's the owner of Maid of the Mist. Let's talk to him.
Come here, Bill. Not. Come on, we'll talk.
What are you doing?
Bill, you've been handling this boat for 23 years.
Why can not I get main news anchor position?
I don't want a problem. / Is it my hair, Bill?
Are my teeth not white enough?
Or like this waterfall, if my life began to erode?
eroded! Eroded!
Stop the live broadcast. Turn everything off.
I'm Bruce Nolan, Eyewitness News. Back to you guys, motherfucker!
Gosh.
This is perfect.
This is the motivation I need! Precisely! Thank you!
Thank you, WKBW.
"Little Baby Smacking Cats."
That stands for!
See you on Channel 5! That's the real news!
Do I look blind?
Let's go.
What are you doing there?
Don't bother the poor person!
Are you okay?
Yes, you should go.
What did you say? / Run!
Run away!
I'm not really!
I'm just playing games.
Hey, your things are left behind.
Feel it. What can you talk now.
B-A-G
GUS.
That's what I got.
That's what I got to help someone.
Don't look at me, Walter.
Oh, no!
I think it's a reward for me. That's my appreciation.
LIFE IS FAIR
Fair? Look for instructions!
Thank God you're okay.
God, yes. We thank God? For abundant blessings on me.
Wait! It is not abundant. / Bruce, don't do it.
You know everything happens for reasons.
I don't need that. That's a cliché trope. That doesn't help.
What is gained is more valuable than just hope.
I have no income or hope! God took all of that!
I know. So what do you mean God is testing you?
No! He ignored me.
He was too busy giving everything to Evan.
Good, Sam. But your target misses. I am here!
Don't be angry with the dog. That's not his fault.
No, it's God's fault. He gives false instructions.
Enough! Don't act like a martyr.
No! I'm just a victim!
God is a child with a glass magnifying, and I am that ant.
He can fix my life if he wants,...
... but he just burned me and saw me dying.
I understand if you are angry. Evan's actions are evil and wrong.
But today can end even worse. I'm relieved you're okay.
A flash of news for you. I'm not fine.
I don't like ordinary work! I don't like ordinary apartments!
I don't like ordinary life!
So that's what you feel for our lives? Ordinary life?
Don't consider this about you.
About me? How could this be about me?
This is about you. Always about you.
Perfect!
This is the worst day of my life equipped with guilt!
Okay, God. Do you want me to talk to you?
Answer me. Tell me what happened to me.
What should I do? Give me a sign.
BEWARE IN FRONT
I need Your guidance, Lord. Please, give me a sign.
WAY BUNTU-FALSE STOP-STOP
What did the fool do?
Alright. I just tried your way.
Good. God, I need a miracle.
I'm desperate.
I need Your help, Lord.
Please, reach my life and--
What-- Where are you?
I found you!
Good! I am ready! Come on!
Try to see your anger!
Hit me, Great Beater!
You should be fired!
The only one who doesn't work is just you!
Answer me!
Sorry. I don't know you.
I also don't want to call you even if I know.
Yes, God.
Hello, 5550123.
"I love you. We have to talk. Grace."
No! Sam, this must be stopped!
Good. Learn this. That's home. This is a toilet.
House, WC. WC, house. The house, WC.
What's the point?
5550123.
You denied promotion at work? Is your life is not fair?
Can the person with the talent in below you get all the benefits?
Is your name Bruce?
Then, we have work for you.
We are located at 77256-23rd Street.
Come, or we will continue to invite you.
"Present anywhere".
Oh yeah. There is little hope.
God! Seriously. See!
What is this?
Thank you! Thanks again!
What is this?
Are you looking for room number 7?
Yes, it seems like that. / Do you want your pants to dry?
Where is room number 7? / It's on the seventh floor.
The stairs are there. / I'll just take the elevator.
Is being broken. / I like stairs. That's my second choice.
Can you help me mop this floor?
What? Funny.
Are you serious?
I'm busy.
What if later?
I'll wait.
I have no work 7 at 7
Alright, 7 at 7.
This seems promising.
Hello?
One more vanity my life.
I'm looking for anyone the owner of this office.
Wait a minute! I try to fix the lights. Notify me when it's on.
Yes. It looks like it's lit.
And very bright. / Yes. For many people,...
... who spent his time in darkness, trying to hide from me.
The elevator is broken?
Yes, but I'll fix it soon.
Did you install a pat sensor? / No, but that's a good idea too.
Pat, light up. Pat, die.
Pat. Pat!
I can't forget it.
Good luck.
I'm leaving now.
Alright. But the boss is coming soon.
You must be Bruce. I've been waiting for you.
This is ridiculous.
So you are the boss, also the electrician and the sweeper?
It's definitely a Christmas party here is very festive.
Don't get drunk. Later one of the from you guys must be delivered home.
You're always funny, Bruce. Like your father.
He also did not hesitate to work hard.
People often underestimate the work of workers.
There is freedom to do it.
Some of the most happy people go home with body odor.
How did you know my father and got my serial number?
I know a lot about you, Bruce.
Almost all of them.
Everything you've said, did or just thought.
It's in the file cabinet.
One drawer for myself? / Yes.
Mind if I see it?
That's your life.
This must be good.
The last input is quite disturbing.
"God snatched everything and my hopes."
"God is an evil little child who carries a magnifying glass."
"Hit me, Oh, Great Beater."
I don't like to be blasphemed, but the last one makes me laugh.
Are you spying on me?
Who are you?
I am Him.
Creator of heaven and earth. Alpha and Omega.
I know now.
Bruce. I am God.
Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your answer?
Surveys prove, God!
Nice to meet you, Lord.
Thank you for the Grand Canyon. And good luck with doomsday.
And by the way, you suck!
You can be more impressive...
... if you don't use the file cabinet's trick.
Everyone knows that drawer...
... embedded in the back wall.
You only need to find folds here.
There is a connection here. Or hidden space.
Where?
Through this cement wall?
Okay, your trick is great. Great.
How many fingers did I raise? / Bruce, don't test God.
If you can't, it's okay. / Three.
Two... four... nine.
Six... eight... one.
Alright. What is it now?
Seven.
How can it be? / You always complain about me, Bruce.
I'm tired of hearing that. / Don't approach me.
I don't want to hurt, but my instincts are acting.
You have never won a fight since class 5, and even against women.
Yes, but he is big. He doesn't go up to class.
And another reason for yourself.
You're selfish.
But I brought you here to offer you a job.
What work? / My job.
You think you can do it better, so this is your chance.
When you leave this building, I will bless my power.
Good. Whatever you say.
That can't happen. Others don't need to hear it.
Delete the memory.
No.
I must be crazy.
This is a normal occurrence for crazy people, the cause is a tumor or brain injury.
Come on, light up!
I'm lucky.
Calm down.
You don't meet God. You don't have His power.
If he's God, I'm Clint Eastwood.
Geez!
Be careful about your hopes, son. / Not!
No! I'm sane man...
... which carries Magnum 44.
The greatest weapon in the world.
I'm not Clint Eastwood. I'm Bruce Nolan.
Bruce Nolan. I'm Bruce Nolan!
Coffee? / Yes, coffee.
We have special soup today.
No thanks. / Tomato soup. I cooked it.
Excuse me, I'm asking for a spoon.
Not so, I've found it.
This is your soup.
Right, my soup.
Are you having fun?
The Supreme--
Come on, let's go for a walk.
I will explain the rules. / Regulations?
Yes, you were in such a hurry to leave, I didn't have time to explain.
Two extra fingers indeed scares me a little.
That's my way to attract your attention.
Gandhi also confuses me. He has a three-week hunger strike.
This is the rule. You get my power. Use as you wish.
I only have two rules. Don't tell anyone you're God.
Believe me, you don't want their attention.
And don't mess with with personal will.
I may ask why? / Yes! Okay!
That's the beauty.
This is great. / Talk about great, sorry.
Gosh.
Because you don't want to use, then I just keep it.
Maybe one day I need it.
See you later, kid.
Where do you want to go? / I'll be on vacation.
God isn't on vacation. Right right? Really, God?
Have you heard of Dark Ages?
Someone has replaced me.
You can finish everything in 5 minutes. Yes, right?
And He saw everything is good!
B-A-G-US!
Hey, look!
Look, that's the hero.
How are you, man? / Hi, brother, how are you?
Blessed be your alley. / Do you want to be beaten again?
You still haven't learned, Mr. Hero? / He wants to be beaten again.
Of course, I told you, I don't want to fight.
So, after you apologize and realize your mistakes...
... I will forgive you and you can walk on the right path.
What are you talking about?
Are you crazy, huh? I do not know what is in your brain.
But listen, you want me and my friends apologize, right?
Alright. We will apologize in day of a monkey out of my ass.
What a coincidence! Because the day is now.
monkey out of your ass?
This is definitely voodoo! Run!
Are you leaving?
Do not forget your parting gift !
Hey, butt monkeys.
Now is your time to go home.
I'm Bruce the Almighty!
Be my will!
Yes, God. / You may call me, Bruce.
What happened to you? You look like that...
... happy.
Why not? At night like this.
This is beautiful. What interest is this?
This is a new type. crossing between tulips and daisies.
I call it Todayzees.
This flower is beautiful, but last night--
Last night I was just an ordinary human.
Barry, help me.
I have never seen a month like that.
Yes. We must not waste.
In the room?
Five minutes.
Let the light shine on.
I'll be out soon!
No need to rush.
Sometimes waiting can add excitement.
This is strange passion.
Can be exciting!
Yes, God.
Fun, happy.
Yes, God, Most Gracious!
In Japan rescue workers are trying to save hundreds of victims,...
... who was stranded because of the tidal wave in the city of Kitamoto.
According to scientists, the tsunami might be...
... due to strange month activities.
We will continue to monitor the news.
Please bless father, my mother and brother.
Help me, Lord. Help me through all this.
I only ask for your help.
Thank you for everything in my life. Amen.
Sam! Good dog.
Did you forget something?
Smart dog! There are women at home.
Good morning. / Good morning.
I made you grilled cheese. / My passions.
Honey, last night it felt like-- / In heaven. I know.
I mean, I woke up this morning and I felt my breasts enlarged.
Do you think this is big? / What?
Bigger? / Come on. We will see.
This is indeed bigger. See. For me it feels great.
I go first.
But this is breakfast... Breakfast... milk. Thank you Where do you want to go? / Get my job.
Yes, yes, I'm great!
Yes, yes, I'm good!
Gosh, is this my car?
Your car is very cool. / Yes, this is just a normal means of transportation.
Damn. This horse's strength is this big, but there's no room to spur it?
Run away, Silver!
I don't want to be a fugitive if there's Hank.
Number one police dog in Buffalo.
I'm Phil Sidleman from the police dog training center, News Channel 5.
Done.
Look at this silly one. You're from Channel 7, isn't it? You're the one who rages on TV?
That's my bad experience. / What are you doing here?
Just looking for news. / There is no news here.
This pond has finished its fish. After all, this is just normal news.
I don't know. My instincts say there is something more.
Yes, please follow your instincts. You used to succeed, right?
Hey, Hank found something!
There is a body here!
Take the camera, now!
Locked, and the key inside.
Everyone has a good day.
Hi, kid. Do you want me to pay $ 10?
Do you know how to use this? / Yes.
Everything is OK. Come on
Jimmi Hoffa's body was found in a park today,...
... on the page of the dog training center in Buffalo, New York.
Bruce Nolan first went to the scene.
Thank you, Jane.
As you look behind, the body is carefully excavated...
... and will be sent to a medical facility to determine the DNA.
But it's just a formality, because it's weird...
... the bodies found were buried with the birth certificate and dental data.
That is an important day for the Police Dog unit.
But is that enough for Hank? Not.
A few moments later he caught the crew Local TV brought 110 kg of marijuana.
I never saw it! Oath!
I'm Bruce Nolan,...
... and that's how the cake crumbs are!
Yes, thank you.
Hi, Bruce / Hi, Susan.
Your work is good. I'm impressed.
Jack, are you calling me?
Bruce! Bruce! The person I want to meet. Hoffa? How could that be?
How is that possible?
Please sit down, Bruce.
I'll be honest with you. We want you back.
But know, I'm not the one who decided to fire you.
If the boss has ordered-- / I'm not hurt, Jack.
I need time to reflect on ideals and myself.
Did you succeed in a day? / Imagine if I do it in 7 days.
I'm not the one who decides the job of the headline news.
In the news world, if you want to get a promotion--
Jack, don't beat around the bush, and speak clearly.
I'm kidding. I tricked you, Jack.
Don't be afraid, buddy.
Give me a camera, I'll bring you news.
My secret recipe is to immerse the chilli in a spicy sauce overnight...
... before I make chili sauce.
Then I let it thicken.
Hold on, Hazel!
It looks like an asteroid or...
... the meteor just fell here.
This can add to the taste!
The news is spread throughout the city.
Since finding the body Jimmy Hoffa...
... until the meteor falls to earth...
... Bruce Nolan is fast famous as...
TN. IMPORTANT NEWS
And that's how the cake crumbs are!
Is this Bruce's idea?
He asked me to go to the beauty salon and the tranquility of luxury.
He really impressed lately.
Do you know where he took me for dinner today?
Where?
Blue Palm?
Gosh. I got goose bumps. / I know.
And he said I must be ready to make a very memorable night in our lives.
Grace, he will propose to you. / Stop it.
Really? / Yes. Come on, think for yourself.
He sent you all day to the beauty salon.
He invited you to a romantic restaurant the first place you date. Hello!
I can't believe it, but Bruce is right. This is your night. Just enjoy it.
Welcome to Eyewitness News at 6 o'clock, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxer,...
... Fred Donohue, sports, Dallas Coleman, weather.
And now the number one Buffalo team.
Welcome to Eyewitness News 6. At 6 am I'm Susan Ortega.
And I'm Evan Baxter. Here's the main news.
The big scandal of the Buffalo Police today...
... is when the mayor asks--
When the mayor asks the head...
... responds to the statement without proof that--
Sorry, something is related to-- / Get him some water.
Maybe my friend needs a glass of water.
Sorry for the interruption.
Another news is, the Prime Minister Sweden is visiting Washington today,...
... and my nipples went to France.
What did he say? Check the screen of the script.
The screen is fine. / Evan, read the script. Good news.
The White House Welcome Committee welcomes the Minister's roasted ribs...
... and I danced cha-cha like a sissy.
I like jogging...
... cha-cha.
Sorry. It looks like here there is a technical error.
Other news--
Sorry.
Can I?
This is perfect. He certainly likes it.
You know, I want to wait for you to finish eating.
But I can't stand it anymore if I don't say it now.
Yes, God. This is the time, right? I don't know if I'm ready for this.
I'm ready. But I don't know if I'm ready. Sorry, go ahead.
I don't know if this is very important to you.
Me too.
I became the main news carrier.
It turns out Evan didn't succeed in bringing it.
So he will be fired this week. And I'm going to broadcast live this Monday.
Good, baby. / I know.
So that's all because of this? / Yes.
Grace, we are the headlines.
Jack is holding a Friday party to celebrate.
What's wrong? / It is okay.
I prepare to sleep and I pray to You.
I just feel ridiculous.
It's very noisy here. / Not.
Can you talk more slowly?
Thank you! / Do you think it's funny?
That's not funny.
What did you say?
Why are you? Stop shouting.
Excuse me for a moment. I'm going to--
That wine makes me drunk.
Sorry.
Keep going, Tony! You're great!
What happened? What is this?
Don't bother me!
This is beautiful, isn't it?
Is this heaven? / No, this is Mount Everest.
You have to watch Discovery channels frequently.
But I guess now you can't do it, because you're dead.
I'm dead? / No, I'm just kidding.
That's not funny! Not funny!
What about the voices in my head? Is that also part of your joke?
No, those are prayers.
And if you keep ignoring it, the prayer will pile up like that.
But it's very noisy, I don't understand.
You don't listen to them, kid.
We'll see.
You've got my skills for a week. How many people have you helped?
I am busy working on several things.
I straightened the wrong in my life first.
I was just about to help someone else.
I think I can help the world. / World? That is not the world.
That's the new city of Buffalo between 57th Street to Commonwealth.
I don't want you to start something that you can't handle.
You accepted the job, Bruce. So I suggest you start working.
Prayers, prayers, all right, prayer.
These terrible whispers must be ended immediately.
I need organization and management.
I need a system, something real. Concentration.
Archives. All prayers are arranged into archives.
Not bad for eliminating noises. But eating too many places.
Grace can see it.
I know! Sticky paper prayer!
I need something right. Combination. Password.
Password!
Yahweh!
You receive prayers.
Welcome to Revelation fast track.
We bless without problems.
Start receiving letters.
Good. Nice.
DOWNLOAD 2% PRAYERS
This takes a long time.
"You received 1,527,503 unread prayers."
I need coffee.
This is fresh coffee from the Colombian hill.
There must be progress now.
Really!
They like to whine all. This will take up my whole life.
Answer to all: YES
Yes. For all!
Yes, here it is. Now everyone is happy.
I agree. My shares have tripled in three days.
Do you know anything, Joe? You seem to be taller.
Indeed.
My daughter throws a ball without a fight.
I dropped 47 pounds with the Krispy Kreme diet.
Hey, there he is! Our important person!
bless you all!
Be fruitful and continue like that!
Hey, try that. This is a good year.
Who is the team that you're good at tonight? / Sabers. The coach prayed a lot.
This is Bruce and Grace and Sam. Leave a message.
Grace, are you home? Hello. This is me.
Hello? Come on, Grace. Come to the party.
I'll call you later, huh.
Come on, Sam.
Help me.
Don't, Sam. Come on
Say it. / If I say later it won't come true.
What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon?
Just say it, and I will pull the moon with my lasers.
That's a very good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
I accept that.
Then what? / Then you can swallow it.
And everything will dissolve. See?
And the moonlight will shine on your fingers. And the ends of your hair.
Hi, this is Bruce, Grace and Sam--
What are you doing here alone? / I just want--
I'm calling Grace.
I don't see him here. How is your relationship and Grace?
Actually we are having a fight. I don't know if he--
You're great, Bruce.
There are women who can't deal with it.
Someone can.
That's very interesting. Because I don't think we will chat--
You may stop feeling. It's not the right time. Grace!
Grace! Come here. Do not go.
Grace, this is very strange, I just called you.
Yes, and you think your mouth is calling?
He kissed me. I'm not-- I'm the victim, Grace.
And you're really fighting hard.
I want to stop it, but he is very strong.
Alright, I'm wrong. Can I make up with you?
Yes. Why don't you buy me a boat, Bruce?
Yes, the boat is huge. And maybe two big suitcases of money.
Then, I will be happy.
Lots of money and items!
Other people want silly marriages or...
... have children with people who they love for 5 years.
But I'm not, Bruce. Just give me a boat.
No wonder you're not married!
Grace, don't do this. / I don't do it.
I broke our relationship.
I will stay at Debbie's house. Take Sam until I decide.
You can't leave me.
I'm Alfa, miss!
I'm the Omega, baby!
Good! I don't need you!
What's the matter, Bruce? He can't stand competition?
The game was delayed due to rain.
A number of lottery winners who are lucky to have troubled parties...
... New York authorities.
So far, 1100 lotteries have won have been submitted...
... which strangely all came from from the Buffalo area.
We will continue the news.
Enjoy your party?
There's nothing more fun than gathering with friends?
Grace left me. / Yes I know.
He will definitely accept me again.
He will accept me back, won't he? / Will you accept yourself again?
How do people love you without affecting their will?
Welcome to my world, son.
If you already know the answer for that, tell me.
Get up, Buffalo. Now the temperature is 70 degrees, the sun is shining.
And this is a good day to forgive Bruce.
Dah. / Have fun.
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Don't put this in your mouth. Don't eat it. This is not good.
Go to the bathroom. Wash your mouth and hands.
Surely the child will throw away children's toys.
Once again, you will have a major disaster.
Okay, enough! Enough!
I give up!
I'll bring you the headlines tonight.
Good.
How are you? / Well.
Debbie just won the lottery. / Oh, yes? Correct?
But I think he's with 4000 other winners. So he only won around $ 17.
I miss you.
Good. I took it first step.
I'm in a weak position. I feel weak too.
What should I say? / Say you want me back.
No, Bruce. Come on. What about all those signs?
How do you know that? Do you talk to Debbie?
Is it enough if I say I'm a jerk?
Hey! You say "ass"!
Yes, but it's okay if I'm talking about donkeys.
I don't say "hole" (asshole = jerk).
Do you know? Come on, we go in. Everything comes in!
Time to go inside.
Grace. Please My success is incomplete without you.
I have to go.
Wait!
How do you feel now?
Are you crazy?
Are you drunk? / Yes, I'm drunk. Drunk with power.
Love me.
Love me!
I once loved you.
Yes, I know. Freedom of will.
More about today's chaos reported due to...
... a meteor that fell last week.
The authorities are trying to repair some electricity networks...
... damaged due to a short circuit.
This scene almost became chaos when hundreds...
... Buffalo residents protested the results last week's draw.
Those who believe in apocalypse blame strange events last week...
... as a sign of the apocalypse forecast...
... will happen soon.
The world is chaotic.
Bruce, in 30 seconds we air.
This is it. Your important debut. How do you feel?
Do you know? I am fine.
Never been this good. The show must continue, right?
The Saber team won the Stanley trophy. / Correct?
Is this the match tonight? Good, right?
The situation here is getting crazy.
We will broadcast live Fred coverage in the stadium.
Five seconds before the opening.
This is it. Are you ready? / Ready from birth.
Welcome to Eyewitness News 6 with Susan Ortega,...
... Bruce Nolan,...
... Fred Donohue, sports. Dallas Coleman, weather.
And now the Buffalo number news team.
I'm Susan Ortega. / I'm Bruce Nolan.
And this is the main news.
What's wrong? What happened? / Electricity is off.
The transformer is dead again.
God, since the meteor fell.
We're back on the air. / Sorry for the interference.
And now back to the news. Bruce? / Thank you, Susan.
Sorry. We will broadcast directly from HSBC Arena.
Where Buffalo Sabers won the Stanley championship.
Good. / Fred?
We will open champagne because...
... Saber won their first place in for 22 years!
What is this?
We will return to broadcast the Saber team which won the Stanley championship.
Other news is-- Gosh!
For God's sake. / What else now?
Control room is dead. / Not!
Another news is, fights going on in Gaza Strip today...
... when Israel and Palestine--
Bruce? / What?
There is a problem here. In front of our station there is a commotion.
Are you kidding me? / The whole city is raging.
Continue, Bruce. Say something.
The audience, this news has just arrived.
And this might be a flashback the most important news in this city.
And I have to go.
Sorry, Jack.
Susan, you're broadcasting alone.
Saber is in power!
Lottery jerk!
Repent! Judgment is near.
YOUR KINGDOM IS CLOSE
Lottery sucks! I only won $ 17!
God!
God?
Are you here?
Hello? I need your help!
The lights are on! The light is on! Light up!
I thought it was!
Hello, Bruce the Almighty.
Not as easy as it looks, right? This work of God.
They are all out of control.
This is because of me. I do not know what to do.
You arrived on time. 7 o'clock.
7 o'clock at 7
Alright. Finish it already.
Good / This is good.
This is indeed good.
No matter how much damage occurs, you immediately take care of it.
Their prayers are many. I only grant it.
Yes. But since when did they know what they wanted?
What should I do?
Splitting soup is not a miracle. It's just a magic trick.
A mother who works two jobs and still has time...
... inviting their children to practice football, that's a miracle.
Teenagers who refuse drugs and go to school,...
... that's a miracle.
People ask me to do everything.
They don't realize that they are empowered.
Do you want to see a miracle, son?
Be that miracle.
Wait. Will you leave?
Yes, I know you can fix it the problem now.
But what if I need you and want to ask?
That's your problem, Bruce. That's everyone's problem.
Keep looking for ways.
The situation has returned to order after tonight's chaos.
Authorities have withdrawn lottery sales--
UNDERSTANDING
Thank you very much. / You are welcome.
God bless.
Bruce gave and...
... Bruce took it.
If you don't like it, it's up to you.
You must have come to make fun of me. Please. Rid of it.
Actually,...
... I want to tell you if I'm a real jerk.
That position is for you. I reject it.
I haven't congratulated you yet.
Congratulations.
Thank you, Bruce.
Financially the situation returns normal by observers...
... named after market fluctuations unexpected.
You made the right decision, Jack. / Are you ready to go back out there?
And do funny things? Bringing news more lightly?
Lower and lower my rank to please strangers?
Yes, I can do it. It seems like it's fun.
Good.
Alright, Sammy. We do it with right . Like all other dogs.
I don't want you to feel guilty. But they laugh at you.
Come on. Concentration.
Good. Come on, get everything out.
What will I do to you?
I know this sounds crazy.
But the crucial times require sacrifice.
Alright, Sammy. Do your job.
Good! Good dog!
I just trained my dog.
GOD MAHA GOOD
ASSOCIATED WHAT DOES IT DO Yes. We did it!
We managed to do style dogs!
I will announce at the Forum Penthouse.
Hi, Deb. How are you?
How is Grace?
I don't want to chat, Bruce. I came to get Grace's things.
You need-- / No. I can do it myself.
I don't know if he needs it or not.
This is full. You made it?
Do you know what I did every night before going to bed?
I put my children to sleep.
Maybe eat ice cream with their and watch Conan.
Do you know what Grace did?
He prayed.
Usually pray for you.
Search: Grace Connelly.
He prayed a lot.
Find Grace and Bruce.
Lord, help Bruce find himself.
Finding happiness, find you.
Lord, help Bruce. It seems like he's in trouble.
God, give Bruce strength. Lord, bless Bruce.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce--
This is it.
Sammy, here it is. He is praying now.
"God, I need you more than all this time."
Please, God.
Please.
I still love him.
I don't want to love him anymore.
I don't want to be hurt anymore. Please. Please forget me.
Help me release it.
You win!
I failed!
Please! I don't want to do it again!
I don't want to be God.
I want you to decide which one is good for me!
I surrender to Your will!
Am I--
Do you want to kneel on the highway and live to talk about it?
But why?
Why now?
Bruce, you have great talent.
You are talented to bring happiness and laughter to the world.
I know. I created you.
Stop boasting. / Right, right? That is my point.
That talent.
What should I do?
I asked you to pray, son.
Please. Use this.
God, please feed hungry people.
And give peace to...
... all humanity.
How is it? / Good.
If you want to be Miss America.
Come on. What do you care about the most?
Do you want him back?
No.
I want him to be happy.
Whatever that means.
I want him to find people...
... who can treat it...
... full of love that he must have gotten from me first.
I want him to meet someone...
... who always keeps it...
... like I did now.
Through Your eyes.
That's the prayer. / Really?
Yes.
That's a good prayer. / Good?
Good!
I will answer that prayer now.
Safe!
It feels bad. / Safe!
His heartbeat is back. / The pulse is palpable.
We wake him up. / Bring a stretcher and support.
Welcome back. You're lucky to be alive, son.
Someone must protect you.
I heard that blood was piled up in the warehouse.
Hi, honey.
Yes, God. Look at you
I'm really stupid. / It is okay.
I don't know what I caused.
I swear I want to continue to be angry with you.
You show me, huh.
RED AMERICAN CROSS TOGETHER BLOOD DONORS
Here Bruce Nolan covers birthday the first year "Be a Miracle"...
... blood donor.
This is an I-N-D-AH day!
Come, because maybe the life that you saved is me.
Let's, the Kowalski family has been baking...
... special cake for this event.
The cake is rather creepy, and cheap advertising. But we like it.
Thank you, Mama. Vol, fingers, nose.
I will donate my blood twice this week.
For those of you who don't know,...
... I want to introduce to nominee Ny. Main News,...
... Grace Connelly. There he is.
Look at him! She's beautiful, isn't she?
He just donated blood,...
... and still left to redden his face.
Yes, behind every great guy is a woman.
I'm Bruce Nolan, Eyewitness News wants to remind you...
Be a Miracle!
You hear them.
Done! Thank you, Bruce. Thank you, Ally.
How about me? / Very good.
You still have to go there, Sister is waiting.
I have to do it? / This won't hurt.
You will actually be happy. Dear.
CONFERENCE HAS ENDED
Sorry.
My blood type is a rare type. I'm positive.
It sounds very delicious.
In the world there are many warehouses,...
... contains ice and--
Sorry. / You do this.
Positive. Positive I-B.
I have a butt--
He has a butt.
Yes, they need my blood. The group my blood is very rare. I'm AB negative.
I'm positive I-B. / I AB negative or--
I don't know who you are anymore.
I need a miracle to arrive in time at the office.
Damn.
It can be used.
Other news in--
The Swedish Prime Minister visited Washington today and for...
... other news--
I'm Bruce Nolan, Eyewitness No--
Eyewitness Nose!
Alright. Finished.
Be a miracle!
Right!