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Success James Bond film
has made a household name out of the actor playing Agent 007.
Bonds.
Bond name.
James Bond.
Except one.
A forgotten James Bond.
♪
George Lazenby goes from to a car salesman
in Queanbeyan in the 1960s
to play 007
Is that true, as I thought You put it yourself once,
You tell sir lies to get the role?
♪
And now this is our great joy
to welcome the new James Bond.
♪
Now this is very interesting situation, right?
Because you already, what,
You have refused to do a second Bond?
♪
(light click)
So you will tell your story
I wonder what can I expect from that?
Drama?
Do I have a drama about what?
In your life story that I will ask you
Is there a drama?
What do you mean "is there a drama"?
- There are dramas all my life. -Will there be romance?
-Hah, yeah -Will there be romance?
- Is there a comedy? -Yes.
Sex?
A little.
Drugs?
Narcotics, yes, a little.
- Violence? -A little.
Are there twists and turns?
- Yes. -Is that a good story?
Oh well, that depends
if you like that type of story, you know
♪
Well, everything starts, my life,
from what I remember,
being in the hospital
Scalpel.
♪
Hold it, hold it.
When I was three years old...
Oh shit, he's awake!
Shhh, go back to sleep.
... they found it I urinated backwards
into my leg
♪
They opened me 67 times.
I was left with half a kidney.
♪
My doctor told my mother that I might die
around 12.
♪
Maybe 13.
I think, unconsciously,
There is a part of me that says I better live with
because who knows
It can be anytime.
♪
First time I've stolen a car
I am six years old.
♪
I think I say to myself,
"I better make the best from the time I have."
♪
And my father never had a car
because we poor families
But my uncle used to be driving a Ford '36.
I mean, I like that.
He always goes the key in it
Crikey.
And I have to get it under the dash...
(roaring machine alive)
♪
... and then I stand
and let the clutch come out.
♪
Then it will kangaroo jump.
♪
(horn honking)
♪
That's how it is.
♪
I am a larrikin.
I am a wild larrikin
do whatever I like
and I have been like that forever.
(the school bell reads)
Hurry up, kids, take your seat
Complete.
Pencil out
♪
So, as I said,
science is all around -
Yes, no one guesses much of anything
George.
Attention!
I don't see The point is in school.
So this island here is where we live
School is very boring.
Boring.
You know, like,
"God, I have to study This geography thing."
China and Russia and Hungary and Ukraine.
I don't know where the UK is
or where America is,
I am in Australia
and I don't go there.
And the biggest cloud is called
Cumulonimbus clouds
Science, which gives bad about science?
Yes, what's up, George?
Will this happen? relevant to my life
♪
You know, That is my attitude.
George Lazenby, outside now.
♪
Deputy headmaster, Chook Warner.
He hates me.
♪
Now, take it out Your hand is palm down.
He will kiss me without reason bluntly.
Fast now.
"Who does this?
Who brought the snake to school?
I'm sure you Lazenby did it.
Exit. "
Because I did it and I took it to a snake to school someday
♪
I have to find a way to get me all day, you know? = The sun and that's all part of the life cycle -
A girl sees it.
(shouts)
Will not hurt anyone. for school, bat!
I go to the ditch
and get the whole bag full of bats
I put it in my school bag
Then I opened the bag
and they fly during the day.
That's very fun.
People scream, scream, and run everywhere.
Children, try to stay calm!
(chuckles)
It's worth getting stick that day
(revving machine)
♪
You know, Be honest with you,
the thing that I'm interested in
are pranks and have fun.
But when I was 15 years old,
everything changes
I remember one morning
Riding down the hill with my bike,
there is a girl basking in the yard
in the corner from my place
♪
June Green
He is 23 and I am 15 years old.
He has an amazing body.
♪
So I stopped the motorbike
and pretend something wrong with that
Okay, what's the problem here?
Tire pressure seems fine.
-I tweaked it... -Maybe the gas cap.
... You know, and see it.
I don't know how to approach a girl at that time.
Maybe this is here.
And finally he said,
"What do you see?"
And I said, "Oh, my bike is broken."
Um, my motorbike is broken.
Uh...
Can I enter, do you have a tool?
♪
Yes, okay.
(tools clattering)
♪
The next thing I know, I'm above him.
This is fun.
Yes?
Oh yeah, okay
-Good. -Cool.
-Is that correct? -And we do dry rooting
on the kitchen floor.
Wait, what is dry rooting?
Those who do it with your clothes
♪
My arm starts for a little tired
I don't know what I'm doing.
-You are fine? -Uh, uh, my pants
a little more.
Finally, he invited my at night
OK.
And I remember when we made love for the first time.
♪
And that's fantastic.
♪
And suddenly something takes over my body
♪
I, like, in space and that is amazing.
The best feeling I have had in my life.
(explosion)
-I went, "Damn." -Holy damn
What?
I thought I would explode my cock was separated
I got out of the car
and hit a match and check it
to see everything is still there
♪
Are you okay?
Yes, we are good.
My penis is fine
And then I can't wait to go back to the car
and have another.
I finally went down to his place every night
Why don't everyone do this all the time?
Silent! -Good.
Until the school teacher writes a letter to my family
which I can't save my eyes are open in class.
♪
Michelle Cunningham.
(applause)
Michael Dickens
Well, there is a hall in Queanbeyan called Masonic Hall
and that's where all children go
to graduate high school
and you get intermediary certificate
Sarah Kinsworth.
My mother came with me
and I think it's given,
everyone gets one.
Brendan O'Connor.
Very rare someone doesn't get
an intermediary certification
Andrew Lange.
Finally, after about an hour...
And George Lazenby...
not pass
For the Goulburn class in 1954,
Congratulations and farewell.
♪
I am the only in the entire hall
that doesn't get a certificate
♪
I am thinking, "Jesus,
can't even intermediary certificate."
♪
I mean, I know no will be a civil servant
or lawyer or doctor
or wherever I think You may need education.
♪
It's embarrassing.
I don't care about about certificates
But it's a shame don't get one
it hurts
♪
If not graduated from high school,
You have to repeat the same class again for a year.
And I won't do that.
So my uncle helped me out and made me work as a mechanic.
There is no money in it.
I am paid very badly.
Look at this.
You will look amazing down the road in it.
Imagine that; here, come on, sit down, sit down.
Look, you can see the stars...
And one day, I saw car salesman
more fun than us mechanics
Mount yourself on this hood,
then I will mount you on the hood.
I will look out of the under the car
and I will see the people chat girls and...
Of course I come with the car.
I can come, I can sit in the back seat at all times We can both sit back seat if you want.
... will work with a suit,
going to a good place for lunch,
You know, have a car to drive
-and I'm thinking... -What am I doing down here?
♪
So I say to the boss,
"I want to be a car salesman."
♪
But then I can't sell anything
No, I see this old girl in the store
and do it more than the truth
But, um, it's quite a bit from the back room
I can tell you like that.
And, uh, are you up to date with your tetanus shot?
I will, I will get ahead of the match there.
Look at the positive side,
it comes in many of various colors.
-What are you saying? -I don't think so.
Yes.
Yes, you don't want to rush into a decision like this
But, um, I will be here if you change your mind
♪
I have no hope.
I can't sell a bloody car.
♪
Present in several different colors.
♪
One person there who left university,
-Johnny Horton. -It's all yours!
This is the key.
Congratulations, beautiful
He sells 30 a month
and he doesn't know anything about cars.
Don't forget tell your friend,
Johnny Horton
♪
(shot)
(soft blows)
(music developing)
That usually makes me upset.
Oh, shit.
Finally, the boss has an idea.
He sent me to Melbourne
to "How to Win Friends and Affect People" only.
And the only I remember learning
"Listen, don't talk."
Listen to them, see what they are interested in,
and then just talk about that.
Don't bother with cars.
Look, don't talk
I started listening to for customers...
So, still said to my friend,
This must be the other leg
but then Rhonda said to me,
"What about the painting?"
Then suddenly I realize
I really ran out of gasoline and my pet tortoise Shelly
need to use the toilet
However, I will take that one.
So, Shelly, she's in the mood.
One time he is almost Remove my little finger.
But you know what?
Pull it back, give it carrot,
everything is fine.
(laughs)
God, what a twist.
(laughs)
My sales are up 30 months.
Very good choice, sir.
Well, you will like it.
So, the boss now knows what I know about cars and I can also sell it.
The next thing, he promoted me to a used car salesman.
♪
(car horn horn)
Embassy people have to get rid of their cars
and they come to me, I am an embassy person.
Au revoir.
Dasvidaniya.
♪
Ta-ta, Raju.
My love for wife
It's impossible for me to do it It's already known at that time
but exit from under the car
I put me one step closer to being James Bond.
Tell your friends to stop by, say hi.
George Lazenby, manager of used cars
♪
I feel good.
Selling a car, go to the embassy party
♪
-Hei, sports. -I started getting
more up-to-date
and understand how Classy people operate.
♪
Champagne, sir
♪
You don't mind dropping, right?
And tonight, I was invited to a party
and so I dress in a suit.
♪
There is this girl there...
♪
... and he stunned me.
♪
His name is Belinda.
♪
But he is with a girlfriend.
♪
And I followed it all night,
try to say something to himself
♪
But this person, indeed , is sticking to him like that.
♪
Caviar, sir
This is Royal Beluga, north of the Caspian.
I'm good, thank you, buddy.
I try to get a place where I can talk to him
But he never left it.
Even when he goes to the bathroom,
he will wait outside
- has come out of me. -Excuse me?
I say, "I will Take you out next week."
You know, I don't know how long I have,
let's continue with that
I will take your out next week
♪
They don't say a word, they just left
♪
So I know where he works
and I call it and I say,
"I want to go with you."
And I said, "Okay, what about Sunday?"
-Uh, uh... -What are you saying?
Uh, what is that; I will be there.
-Now. -Okay, good, thank you.
And he just said that to free me from the
line He calls, I think, 20 times to cancel
and I say to everyone,
"If he rings, I'm not here," You know?
Because I know he will do that.
♪
So I appeared at the place on Sunday
♪
As soon as I get there...
(people scream)
♪
What do you think you do, friend?
... and her brother jumped on me
and he got a headlock on me.
You try to make love My sister, huh?
-Your? -Yeah, do you want to know
what it's like, huh, fuck you, aye
What is wrong with you?
Yeah, fuck you!
And I'm trying to get this locking me.
Oh come on, now!
Deal with it!
His mother came out and said...
Greg, lower him.
Sorry, Mum.
♪
Bloody Hell
♪
Just, uh, wait here for a moment, love,
I will ask Belinda for you
Goodo.
I was invited to enter home by mother
and this other father and man
is sitting in the living room...
G'day.
You must be Belinda's father.
You look like him.
I'm George
And I say to others,
"Jesus, buddy, you see like Bob Menzies,
Prime Minister."
And that is Australia's prime minister
(laughs)
This is amazing.
Who ever told you that?
♪
Oh my God.
♪
-I have this -Oh.
Sorry, they are a little ruffled.
Your brother...
Uh...
This is very beautiful.
♪
I told you I would ask you out
You do
Here it is, okay
Um...
Bye, Dad, goodbye, Bob.
Let's go.
-What, name is Bob? -Of course.
-It's a coincidence. -What are we doing?
Oh, we just go ride the river to swim.
Then she said, "Up to the river?"
"Yes, this is a big river here, we can swim." I want to get it it myself somewhere
♪
So here is You take all the girls?
Hey, what kind of guy do you think I am?
No, this place is special to me
I used to come here when I was a kid It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes.
Yes, this is good and personal, you know?
We can do anything.
Can you open my zipper?
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
So...
Can we?
You don't actually have to swim.
Now, Belinda, wait a minute.
I think he will also be afraid of going into the water
He just took off in water.
-Do you come? -When I say swimming
I don't think we will really...
Come on.
I'm just a little rusty.
Um... oh God.
Enter, go!
Come on, let's go up the river.
-Process. - And I go after him
and the fact is,
I want to stop chasing after him
when he stops
and he told me if I can't have continued with him,
he will never see me again
-It's good, huh? -This is very nice.
♪
So everything went smoothly.
♪
We start meeting each other.
♪
I dated him three times at night
and the third...
♪
I like your perfume, it's...
-This is very good. -How nice.
-Yes. -Thank you.
I like that.
I am nice to him in the car
and he said,
"Will we do it or not?"
Oh my God, my heart starts happening -
I just did it the right thing,
I don't want to blow it.
Um... so, now?
♪
Yes.
♪
I thought, "Here it is.
And my erection...
... just dropped.
And I thought," Oh my God, what happened?
This has never happened before. "
Are you okay?
Give me a minute, I will get fresh air.
Good.
♪
Going out the next night, the same thing.
And I want to hit it, say,
"What's wrong with you?"
because never did it before, you know
Who are you talking to?
Oh, uh, nothing.
Uh, I'll be there soon.
♪
I love her too much,
too fascinated with him
When you fall in love,
You are intimidated by this - by love.
I don't know what that is.
♪
I don't know what to do.
And he said...
Be my boyfriend--
or my ex-boyfriend comes to town
And he will go to this sea ball
He invited me to this sea ball
♪
- And I said... -You went with him
and I will never see you again.
♪
-And he said... -I have to go.
♪
May I tell you the secret
♪
I don't have an erection.
So I went to pub and was really drunk.
Lock me and...
My key, remove the key
because my cock can't be difficult
Oh, okay, it's a crime, isn't it?
Is that a crime?
Fuck off!
And I keep thinking about Belinda
and his girlfriend
Belinda's girlfriend is in the Australian Army.
You can get quite bored sometimes
You know, everyone is 18, 19, 20
so they can get hard-on in a drop of a hat
♪
And they have this competition.
They tie the boots together
and then hang them on the penis
and see who can survive The most shoes on the penis
before going down.
♪
Well, Belinda's girlfriend is famous for winning
the competition
♪
I am in a state of torture.
And I'm very drunk
and my friends don't want even talking to me
♪
And I lean against the bar...
(door opener, bell ring)
... and everything I remember is this a white dress
come through the door
♪
George?
♪
The next thing I remember
awakened in the morning
♪
There is a note.
♪
"You're fantastic.
I've taken a car, See you for lunch."
♪
I'm fantastic
And I don't even remember it
but I'm fine since then.
I am fantastic.
♪
I really fell in love.
♪
She is...
My idea of a perfect woman
is he
♪
My life changed because he was operating
at a different level from me.
My family lives everyday.
If they experience a bad day,
they will not have money the next day
He is a high society.
Like, his mother's father is the governor general
from New South Wales, live in a large palace in Sydney.
I remember we have a planned trip,
it's a black tie, we go to dinner,
and then the father said, "You are not invited, George."
In other words, I have to stay behind Home while Belinda leaves.
And Belinda looked at me and looked at her father and said,
"I didn't go unless George left."
So he left us both there.
He sees that some control over him.
♪
He doesn't like me.
He, actually, was compelled he went to London
to get away from me
for three months and see what happens
I have the best job that I can imagine,
I have that girl I want in my life,
and the most The important thing is he,
and he takes my heart and goes to England with that
♪
I thought, "Three months, It's been a long time ago."
The next day, when he came out in the sea somewhere...
Man, I feel sick, he will -
The salesmen tell me,
"Girls get crazy when they go out in the ocean."
All my friends.
He might get it already filled up again
Oh come on.
♪
We started writing from each other after he left.
I have started five letters a day
Then four.
Then three.
And suddenly,
there is no letter
I go to the post office.
"Hey, you have to be mixed up."
"Uh-uh, we don't have there is a letter for you
I know that he has someone else,
and I want to go there and get him back
♪
(boat whistle )
♪
I board the ship Tilbury, England,
and I am four years old the level is under water,
in a bed with three other people from Brisbane
But things go away around Australia first.
♪
I go to Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth,
Singapore, and then to Delhi,
and then to Port Said,
and there are other places Next on the left,
Maybe in war now, I don't know what that is.
And then we hit Italy, Marseille, and Gibraltar,
and finally Tilbury.
♪
When I first landed in London,
I wish I could see Belinda there.
Every port I pull,
I will write he said where I am, where I will be,
tells how love is I and everything.
But here I am two big suitcases
and no Belinda.
He is not there.
I have the address, but there are no one answers the door
I waited outside where he lived
until the pub is closed.
I keep going to pub and back,
My suitcase is just left on the doorstep,
and he doesn't come back.
♪
(knock)
Belinda!
♪
Then I pulled the taxi down,
I say, "I need a room, I need a room somewhere."
And the taxi driver said, "I know Where to take you."
But I have "g'day, mate," Australian accents...
♪
... so he brought me to Earl's Court,
makes me a room where you sleep with a doorknob in your mouth,
and very small.
I keep thinking of Belinda.
Where is he?
Automatically, my mind goes,
"She's sleeping somewhere with some guys, blah-blah-blah."
♪
(sighs)
Because it's impossible find anyone
in England at that time.
In the 60s, you couldn't find anyone.
You don't have a cellphone,
You don't have it any way to do it
Does he look familiar?
♪
I will come this far, and he is not there.
I was thinking, "Oh my God, what have I done?
About three months later,
I am in Earl's Court business club,
and I myself feel sorry for myself
when a man from my hometown says,
"I just saw Belinda on the street in the pub. "
I say," What? "
My heart starts like this.
♪
And my heart stops.
That is him, and he is with the entire Oxford cricket team,
and his girlfriend is the captain of the Oxford cricket team,
I found.
♪
I want to talk to you outside.
And he said, "Whatever you have to say to me,
tell me here
No, I want to talk to you outside
You hear what he says.
Fist I'm out, bang,
before he even comes out.
I don't know, it's just instinctive
Hey!
♪
All right, enter
♪
Passing the other side of the car...
and he jumped out.
And all this cricket comes out to me
I say, "Oh, shit.
I will be beaten if I hang out here."
♪
I'm confused,
destroyed, lost
I don't know what to do.
And then that's all a few weeks later
that I have no money,
and so I go to where the car dealer is
and I said, "I need a job."
I almost concluded that this relationship
is not meant to be,
and I will go through the withdrawal,
and a few days Then, I got a letter.
He wrote, "We can see from each other platonically."
"Platonically," what does that mean?
I think that means emotionally,
like spiritually,
like seeing each other eye-to-eye.
I don't think that's right.
"Platonic"?
Pla - platonic...
-Yes. -He underlined that.
That's good.
I said, "Okay, is better than nothing."
He said, "We can see the British part together."
My girl.
And I went and asked the driver
who delivered the car,
"Where is your furthest car this weekend?"
I say, "I will take it for you, I will do it for nothing."
Said, "Bristol," who is not -
not from TripAdvisor.
-Bristol, here it is. -Yes.
Can't wait, I hear good things.
He said, "I will go... platonic."
Platonically
I know what that means.
Always do, don't have to look for it.
This "platonic" word starts to bother me.
You look beautiful.
Oh thank you.
We go there and we have dinner
I can smell it.
Here, you are left behind.
Oh
Oh, that's all well thanks.
End him.
That is something else.
You know, only smell and taste and touch Much has to be done with who you are with
and how much you love.
God, if there are more alive here,
the funeral will come out.
(laughs)
Tonight, um,
this is very good.
Is that not?
-This is me. -This is me, so...
- Good night. -Good night.
♪
See you tomorrow morning.
-Up to meet tomorrow morning. -Good.
Good.
What he doesn't know is that I've stolen a key
to the room from the reception desk,
and so I will give it time to tuck in
and become naked, hopefully,
then I will go to his room
and surprise him.
I think, "I can't wait for to come back with him,
I can't wait."
♪
Next, my stomach starts to rumble.
(flatulence)
And I got the worst diarrhea I've ever experienced
♪
Every time I walk to the door,
I have to turn around and return to the bathroom
Every time I walk to the door.
♪
I'm just sick, and then I'll wash myself
and start back to the door again
No, no, you will be a man and...
(flatulence)
♪
(mumbling)
♪
I do this six or seven times.
♪
Wait, six or seven times?
Don't you think it's possible? do you have to give up after one?
Well, no, I, you know, shower well
and hope to get out.
You know, it must be embarrassing there
if you are in the middle and, uh,
get brown smoke out of your ass
♪
(flatulence)
♪
-Oh. -Why, thank you.
Seeing him the next day for breakfast,
and he said to me...
I bet what? You must have tried to get it to my room last night You have changed.
What can I say?
I have already.
♪
It's fun
Yes, that's the case.
Thank you for coming.
I am very glad I did it.
We return to London,
and we are on highway, M4...
Wow, it's really down.
It was a dark and rainy night.
I will just pull over here just to be on the safe side.
And I can only see London lights,
I say, "I will do it."
And I go down under the freeway.
♪
Reach it.
♪
And we make love.
♪
After that, I looked at him,
and he sort of...
against a crying window.
(sniff)
♪
Belinda.
♪
Next he turned around and came to me,
and I raise my hand, I think he will hit me
Because he cried.
I love you.
I still love you.
Move with me.
I can't, my father will kill me.
♪
He won't be there.
This place isn't big enough.
You will have me father to stay with you
I will be with him if you--
Come here.
♪
I love you.
I love you too.
-Platonis. -Platonis!
♪
Ahh.
I love you so much.
I love you.
OK, see you tonight.
♪
Have a nice day, honey!
He moved to my place,
and I thought I was dead and went to heaven
That's why I came to London, is for him.
I have moved from a small car dealer
to Mercedes-Benz on Park Lane,
and there is a man who is the photographer,
Charles Jenkins, he walked in one day
and we see this particular Mercedes, he said,
"Look, I'll tell you what..."
I will buy this from you
if you let me take some of your photos
I say, "Hello, I understand a homosexual in my hand."
Why do anyone want to photograph a man?
That's how naive I am.
So, I sent Belinda.
Then he returns to me,
He photographed himself Because he is polite...
No, you're stupid, I want take some of your photos
I say, "What is it? Are you talking about?"
I don't know there are like male models.
I just think people take pictures of people smoking
or on a horse or whatever, That is what happened.
He said, "You entered
You know, they saw for men like you
You know, rude people.
Rude people now.
Very?
-Hah. -Yes.
Oh, George, you look amazing.
Let's get the others.
Oh, you were born to do this.
What are you calling them, head face?
This is a head shot, baby
-Head shots? -Head shot, your face.
He said, "There are lots of money in it.
Take these pictures to Scotty's Modeling Agency
on Bond Street."
I think, you know, it's a waste of time,
but what's up
(chuckles)
♪
So I waited there half an hour for my lunch
They don't come out to see me.
They know I'm there, but they don't come out.
So I just threw them in the air and walked out
♪
Next thing, they call me.
Say, "You have to get up Times Building directly.
Bert Stern, one of the biggest photographers in the world,
wants to use you
He has lost a male model he is working together
= = Because the baby is working together
is above his head and he holds them
and they all urinate on him,
and after the third, He says, "Fuck this,"
and walk out
The next thing I know, I have a job.
Smile, smile this is enfant, smile
She's a cute little kid, huh?
You know, I thought, "Okay, what is a job?" You do it very well, George, very well.
Ooh, um, you're about to explode, right?
Oh yeah.
Then they piss me too.
I just duck and dive it, and, you know,
I'm not angry, you know, I'm just avoiding baby pissing.
Ugh, do you have already breastfeeding this baby?
(spit)
Guess what happened, out three months later
and everyone wants me
W-wait, I want to pause there
How many of these stories that you have told me is true?
Which one? -The whole story.
Hey, how can I remember it? If that's not true?
♪
♪ There will be a change in the weather ♪
♪ And changes in the sea ♪
I am one of Europe's top models, male models, overnight.
So I ordered seven days a week
I have to give up my job.
Yes, I will, uh,
take the old one...
place slices
I'm sophisticated
I don't know anything about modeling, I just--
I don't even know where the camera is
I mean, I don't even know what I'm advertising here.
Whiskey or chair?
And then this work comes it's called "Big Fry,"
the biggest commercial project in London at that time.
Big Fry goes into city, boom boom,
with a box of big chocolates.
♪ Big Fry's comin 'by ♪
♪ Yes, yes ♪
♪ Big Fry ♪
That's fun.
They employ a small number of people around me,
so most people think My height is seven feet tall
or eight feet in height, so they don't really recognize me
I mean, I'm ordinary to see things like
"I want to meet Big Fry" written on the toilet wall
My life goes up and up.
I just settled with my girlfriend,
and we all love and everything.
Then I was asked to go on a job to Spain with three beautiful girls.
♪
Oh, this is a party!
♪
Alright!
♪
So my first night there,
there is this girl, she is from Germany,
his name is Gundel.
He is one of the German top models,
and she is beautiful.
Is there a problem?
Uh, no, no, not at all.
Actually, everything is perfect.
Is this not?
I'm thinking, "Oh, God,
I'm in trouble."
Eyes here, George.
Uh, yeah
Please, stay focused.
♪
George, can you pass me banana
♪
Not that one.
The bigger one
♪
Mmm.
♪
We work together for two people weeks and I behave myself.
Then I'm at the airport to go to London,
and he came for me and he said,
"I will see my mother in Minorca
Do you want to come?"
I was surprised, I said,
"But my bag, my bag go to London
And he says...
Oh, it's too bad
♪
I've never seen that bag again.
♪
= = I just called Belinda and said I would -
I've been extended a week.
♪
And he said, "Okay, I will meet you in a week."
♪
And when I come back...
♪
... he, uh, he knows that I've been with someone else.
♪
He's smart.
♪
I cried on it before,
when I can't find it.
Then when I found it
and just stay outside your fantasy with him,
do what you think You might be finished.
♪
Then I think the picture changed in my mind, you know,
in the subconscious.
(door closers)
♪
I'm not right with that girl I live with, love.
♪
I'm sad.
♪
So that's the end of Belinda.
♪
(pouring rain)
So Belinda moved,
who lives with his father At that time in London.
And that's a strange thing,
You will think that I will be broken hearted for years.
♪
But that is a different era.
That is making love, not war.
And I'm still young, 24 years old,
Australians are crazy,
and girls - not all women, but some are interested in them.
It's the craziest sex the time I've ever had.
♪
Women in their 60s like sexual orientation
as men, and they break.
♪
G'day, mate, Ken, male / actor models
- Nice to meet you. -I am a modeler in Germany
and I met a man called Ken Gaherity,
who are fellow Model Australia
We must know each other is pretty good
especially through women.
So, uh, how are you? do it after work?
-Oh, um... -Yeah, well, Ken and me
just thinking about having a get together in our place.
Yes, a little Truth or Dare?
Here's how it works, we will tell you honestly
we want make love to you,
and then we dare to do it.
I will attract women from the streets
and I will take them to Place Ken, and...
♪
The next thing you know, we got a threesome away
♪
We do this dozens of times,
and sometimes two or three times a day
No, you're not enough get it, say with me
"G'day."
G'day.
Yes, you know, you have a tongue that is very... talented I can tell.
There is one day I took a girl
on King ’s Road.
I said to him, "Come on,
we have to meet friends I have a cup of tea."
-Yakin. -OK.
And we sit there drink a cup of tea,
and then he said, "Well, I have to go now."
No, no, it shouldn't go anywhere.
-Why? -And Ken said,
"I put acid in your tea.
And I put it in You too, George."
(laughs)
What is that?
And I don't know what acid it is.
He goes, "LSD.
Don't you ever hear it?"
He is not that type a man you can trust
That makes the wall melt,
Your brain feels like burning
♪
What are you three talking about?
♪
-I weigh a thousand pounds. - (laughter)
♪
I weigh one thousand pounds and my legs are bicycles.
Next, I see my breath go across the room
and curtains move.
My arm is also a bicycle.
And I think, my God, Ken, what have you done?
Strange, I can taste colors.
(chuckles)
(exhale)
Well, I can hit straw.
What are you saying, are you coming?
(laughs)
And I lay in bed and suddenly,
I'm looking in this person's ear.
And I said, "Whose ears are that?"
Who is that ear?
Then I go back a little
and still can't find out
Go to the ceiling.
Who is that ear?
And I look up, I see it.
He said, "That's my girl with!
Damn, that's me!"
I look into my own ears, I don't even know!
Zoom, back to the body.
Now at noon the next morning,
and he said, "Can you? get me out of here?"
I thought I would only already have one hour
Yes.
Mm.
(chuckles)
So I bring him down
and there are lines people at the bus stop
go to work on King ’s Road.
And they all stare at us.
And I'll go, "What are you staring at?"
I look down, I don't have clothes.
I have my clothes under my arm
and so does he.
♪
We think we will use it.
That's where we are.
Oops.
That is a crazy time in my life,
but it's about to get even more crazy.
♪
So I hang out with Ken,
and he told me,
"Hey, buddy, must help me out tomorrow
I say, "What?"
He said, "my girlfriend returned to the city,"
and he has ordered himself twice.
Got a meeting with agents that I have been wanting to meet
for a long time.
Well, yes, but it is an agent Film agent
Ken just did modeling
to get some money
He really wants to be an actor.
You have to help me out.
Can't stand him up.
He will take your for a playback.
-What is that? -I do not know.
Well, they show movies that haven't come out yet.
Can you do it for me?
Okay, I will do it
That's great!
- That's great. -Do not worry.
-Great, good -Yeah, it's okay.
Thank you friend.
Don't worry.
-You are fine, honey? -Mm-hm.
That's how casual.
I left the next day and there was Maggie Abbott.
Wackadoo, hey?
So you're Ken's friend.
Yes, yes, already mucked about a little.
Are you close to Ken?
Oh, we see each other occasionally.
Um, yes, same, we have friends together.
Friend who connects us
Sort - yes
Can't remember the movie we saw,
but I see the Rolling Stones.
Know the Rolling Stones?
Do I know the Rolling Stones?
And I saw the Beatles there.
Paul!
Do you know Paul McCartney?
Of course, of course.
Everything appears in this playback
and I was very impressed.
I am very impressed.
I am now sitting in the middle of the of all these important people.
And agents and people, I was told later,
ask who I am
♪
I return to Paris, I live in Paris,
and I am in the house of a girl home that I just met
- (sighs) -Hello?
And he said, "Pour it in."
He passed me a telephone - for me.
I said, "No way, No one knows me with you."
And that's Maggie Abbott.
George, this is Maggie Abbott.
Maggie has called my house.
My roommate has sent me to go to La Coupole restaurant.
Ranging with the evil one and the asking word
I go with this girl, and she calls me
Don't you think I will do it? think that's important
What do you want for me
There are films that I think that you are right.
What is his name?
Well, I don't go to tell you on the phone
Straight back to London, George
And I hang up and I go make love to this girl
and forget about it
About three or four weeks later,
I returned to London with Ken,
and he asked me, "What does Maggie want you?"
I don't know, he won't tell me
Oh my God, he just called everywhere looking for you
Why don't you call him?
I don't know
Mate, I'm not an actor.
He wants me to act in movies or the like.
Come on.
Let's find him.
Ken, we are right in the middle -
So we went to his office and he told Ken to wait outside
while he talks with me
Well, you brought me here
Now what do you want with me?
And he said, "I think you are right for James Bond."
-I say, "What?" -What?
"What makes you say that?"
He said, "You are right very confident in yourself.
Arrogant.
They look for this.
Arrogant? bad word,
So I say, "Thank you."
You have to enter to see Dyson Lovell,
casting director
Go there.
Let him see you.
= = ♪
James Bond, eh... Bond.
And he said, "Down There and let him see you. "
Yeah, alright.
But he didn't tell me I had to sneak in
♪
I go down, just go in.
Enter, enter
G'day, love.
I'm here to see Dyson Lovell.
-Name? -Lazenby.
George Lazenby.
Sorry, no, your is not in the list.
Um, you're sure - do you want to double-check?
Maggie Abbott told me to come.
This work is for union actors only.
Are you in the union?
Yes - oh no, of course.
Yes, of course, members for life
Call them if you want, ask them.
-Good. -So, don't call them now.
I mean, this is maybe a little earlier
Don't want to wake them up.
Which class are you?
The main one, the big one.
-DAFDA. -Yep, that's it.
-Salah. -Dirt!
I'm sorry must go.
Daniel?
You wake up, baby
Daniel, nice to meet you
And the woman kicked me out, said no, you were not on the list.
So I called Maggie.
-Maggie Abbott. -Maggie!
Saying they won't let me in
-They won't even see me. - (Maggie sighs)
And he said, "Already Must go in there!"
Only - can only pass the girl.
Your inner James Bond channel.
Do whatever is needed to enter the room
Fortunately, I saw everything these people there waiting
who are looking for like Sean Connery,
and I don't.
So I'm out and I know,
when I was a car salesman,
Sean Connery got hair cut down.
After that, I go to the tailor.
♪
Enter there, I say,
I want an suit like Sean Connery.
Can you do it for me today?
They go, "Hah!"
Six months, my friend.
Well, my goodness.
♪
What about that one?
That belongs to Connery.
Settings that he did not take.
Not picked it up in a few months.
From this world some photos or something
Is that true?
I think, Jesus, if that's the case looking for James Bond,
they want me to look like that
You know, in the second thought, I will only get that hat.
Which one is that?
Mm-hm, that's it.
OK, sir.
♪
(chuckles)
So, here I use the Connery setting.
I already have Rolex.
I cut my hair where He cut his hair.
I'm back, I'm waiting outside the door,
and the girl at the work desk who doesn't let me in,
he bends to get something
and I just walked correctly past it up the stairs,
and he leaves, "Hey, you, stop!"
No, Harry, look, we're talking about replacing Sean Connery,
This is not an easy thing to do.
Dyson Lovell, casting director,
being on the phone talking to Harry Saltzman
Look, we go to find this person
No, Roger Moore is wrong for that
Wait... who are you
And I stand there with my hand like this,
with Rolex.
I said, "I heard you looking for James Bond."
I don't have it acting experience
But for me, you know, as a car salesman,
You don't know what this car is about,
but you will know all good people
so you can sell things that bleed.
He said, "Harry, there is a man here
I think you should see."
And Harry said, "Take him up."
Right.
Let's go.
And like us walk across the street,
he said, "Tell me your life story
I say," What "? Tell me what you have done. where have you worked?
Oh, jeez - China, Hungary.
All countries I can think about it
that they don't want can check.
♪
OK, I think this is quite simple He is a distributor!
He should be to distribute films!
We get there and Harry has got an intimidating office.
That's easy.
And Harry sits there with his feet standing on the table,
and he pointed me to sit Right at the bottom of his feet.
I don't like sitting in front of people's feet.
-That's the job! -Sit.
So I go and Look out the window.
You are an idiot, You are an idiot!
You know what, I have to go, I have to go.
♪
Who are you?
I said, "George Lazenby."
He said, "Tell me your life story
I thought," Oh my God, I just told him
a bunch of lies; if I mess up - "
I myself under all this
I say," I started above my head. "
I said," I just told him, Let him tell you. "
Oh! Um... he's already working -
My attitude overwrites it.
Every other actor He was there
do what he asks
And Hungary... um, yes.
He said to Dyson Lovell, He said, "Where is the director?
Where is Peter Hunt?"
Uh, he's in Switzerland doing a hunting location
When will he return?
Four o'clock Friday, sir.
Harry said, "Be here four o'clock on Friday."
I said, "I can't do that It's four o'clock."
Why aren't you here?
I said, "I have to get out of here,
These people will Find out I'm fake. "
I say," I'm doing it a film in Paris, "
which is nonsense
How much do they pay you?
I say," 500 pounds a day, "
which is about 50-week wages.
Yes.
All right, come down and see Stanley Sopel
and he will give you 500 pounds.
Being here at four o'clock on Friday.
What do you get confused about?
Go from here
I can't say anything for that.
So I leave and I call Maggie.
So how are you doing?
Well, they gave me 500 pounds to come back tomorrow
Oh, George, seriously.
-How do you do it? -Maggie, I got the check
in my hand, £ 500 He said, "What are you doing?"
What are you doing?
No one gives someone 500 pounds to return for a callback
Well, I can show it, if you want
-What are you doing tonight? -Bye, George.
♪
(sighs with satisfaction)
I can see Peter Hunt on Friday.
I go to the office.
So, they fly me all the way back
from my location scouts in Switzerland
just to meet you
And he is angry.
He is upset when I enter
Because of me, he must go back
See me like, "So tell me.
What have you done?"
(clears throat)
♪
I don't know what makes me do this,
but I just came out With that, I said...
"Peter...
♪
I have never acted before a camera in my life."
Do you mean to tell me
You never act days in your life
And he looks at me for a few seconds.
(crazy laughter)
And he held his stomach,
look around the room laughing belly.
(snickers)
(clears throat)
Are you aware
You have fooled two the meanest men
I know
Hold on to your story and I will make you
The next James Bond.
♪
"About His Majesty Secret Service."
That's kind of a long title.
♪
Peter is beside me.
He wants me The next James Bond,
But he invited me to meet Broccoli and Saltzman.
And they've done it investigate my background
♪ Big fries are commercialized by ♪
-Yeah, yes! - ♪ Big Fry ♪
This comes Big Fry.
We enter the office, and Harry says,
"Bring him out of here, he is a clothes peg
We will become a laughing stock from this industry."
Because at that time,
no one uses men models as actors
Peter said, "I want to test it Do you like it or not."
You are wrong here
You act like a clown, stop it.
That's my money
Look, he will be Bond does he like,
- do you like it... -Peter says,
"I will test it your place, Harry
No one knows."
I don't want to have this discussion again
We tested it, finished, goodbye, goodbye.
Test the screen, Lazenby, take one.
(slate locked)
The screen test is where they put you in front of the camera
to see what you look like
They want to see how you move,
how do you talk
And there are 300 tested in the film.
And I do one for stunts.
They say, "Are you riding a horse?"
I said, "Yes, since I am this high."
So they bring one more and there is no saddle on it.
I just grabbed it with mane and jumped there, left.
And I drive it until is exhausted.
They say, "You can go up Horse, that's for sure."
Then they took me to the pool.
I think I impressed them
by swimming under water.
So I dive in and come the other end
"No, on the water!
Want to meet you swim!"
I must first pass Harry and Cubby,
Because when I was a male model,
they want to cut me.
that I'm far above my head here.
I just went to fool myself
(knock on the door)
And one night, This person came to my door.
Can I help you?
He has this Beautiful girl with him.
He said, "he wants to make love to you."
I say, "What?"
He releases the equipment.
Please enter.
♪
Interesting design here.
(panting, complaining)
I hugged him and
he is sitting a chair next to me.
I say, "No You will join?"
I thought he would be so go second or something
He said, "No, no, no, it's okay."
And I think, "He's a perverted blood."
(chew to apples)
Difficult to concentrate.
♪
The next thing I knew, she was dressed and left.
Uh... thank you
They say you are a male model,
and their studio fear you are gay
But you are not.
I don't know at that time was a test.
I just think I'm lucky, you know
♪
I made it through series of tests
which lasts for four months.
(shouting)
♪
Mm - shaken, not stirred.
After all that,
United artists want to see me doing a fight scene.
Peter Hunt continues to say, "He's an Australian!
All Australians can fight."
Stunt people gave me a five-minute exercise.
- Action! -Missed first
some people,
and one of the stunt people comes
and I hit it right on my chin
He goes down, he stretches on the ground like this
I'm thinking, "Oh my God, what have I done?"
Harry steps closer to and grabs my arm,
take me to the wall
We go with you
-I said, "It's time." -This is about time.
What?
I say, "Thank you very much."
Harry said, "It should be so call your mother
Call your mother
So I call Mum, She says," Oh, hello, kid. James Bond job. "
" Oh, right?
You know you The license is up. "
♪
If someone tells me When I was a teenager want to be like him
I do it.
These are the men who have every thing What everyone wants.
He used to win when gambling,
he always has that girl,
and he can shoot people blocking his way
I mean, what else can a man want?
My name is Pussy Galore.
I definitely dream.
So I have a role,
provide me not just mention it to anyone
They have the cover Life magazine,
My front page image as a new James Bond,
before anyone else
And Harry said, "Get lost.
Go to my travel agent,
go anywhere,
call me when you get there. "
He doesn't want anything else press people to catch me
So I go around South France.
And guess who I call?
(ringing phone)
♪
Hello ?
-Belinda. -George?
My heart is beating fast.
I told him that I got it the role of James Bond.
That's amazing. to celebrate,
as before.
His father picked up the telephone.
Oh, you're lucky, George, I heard?
I said, "Yes, yes, I know,"
and he doesn't do it Like me, of course.
Classic he above the stack
and I am somewhere at the bottom.
I feel "Now, Jack, I'm following your level ," You know?
He said, "How are you going to do with my daughter
in Southern France?"
I said, "Nothing I have has never been done before."
Did he just say, "Nothing? I have never done it before?" Yes, that's exactly what he says
Mm-hm.
(slams receiver down)
And he boarded a plane,
he is heading down to Southern France
from London.
(telephone ringing)
But in those two hours, Harry called me.
Hello.
He said, "Hey, come on your butt back to London."
I say, "For what?"
He said, "We have a a press conference tomorrow."
Clunk.
♪
(laughter)
-Um... -Oh.
♪
What's the problem?
And I said, "I have to go back to London right away."
What?
Yes, I - everything is very crazy now
But that's good, very good,
But I just got a call
and they need me Back there now,
I have to go.
When did you return?
Oh God, tomorrow, day after day, max.
-I promise. -Good.
So I sent it to the hotel,
and I said, "I will come back as soon as possible,
Maybe tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."
♪
Never happened.
I thought I would return in a few days.
I don't know it will be for years before I see it again.
He, meanwhile, gets married and has children.
We meet each other I think it's about
20 years later.
Life must be different
if I will return
Phew.
She is beautiful, a good woman.
I just...
You know, that's one of those things
when time doesn't work as you wish
and it's meant to be.
Tell me, what did you do before this?
I am a model.
If you want to go back soon,
I am a salesman and a mechanic before that
What really interests you to apply for this job?
Well, that's at a recommendation from a friend called Maggie Abbott.
Peter Hunt, you have beside you
Men who are not actors
and who will be Perhaps the most famous actor
in the coming years.
No, you made a mistake.
Nothing will make him a famous actor
They will go Make him a movie star.
There are lots of press there from various countries.
-George? -George?
And I was breathing it white wine or the like
and smoking, just talk to them
I don't know what I'm doing.
The most worrying you about taking
multi million dollars movies like this?
♪
Being able to do it well.
That's what I expected to be able to do.
And I think,
"What do I have? I go inside?"
(laughs)
♪
So we went to Switzerland,
and now it's time to shoot the film
I have never watched a movie.
You have hundreds of crew,
You have a stunt crew, You have a helicopter,
and that's true big and big things.
And you are a central figure.
Everyone has experience in the main role
Diana Rigg and Telly Savalas.
They have worked as actors for decades.
George, of course there are There will be some comparisons
between yourself and Sean Connery.
What do you think this comparison
will affect your image?
Sean Connery was created by James Bond.
How can I be better? from Sean Connery
playing James Bond?
Father...
Bond, James Bond.
I am not an actor, I have never had a mind
I hope I can be good like him,
because he created characters from the character,
of his personality.
I am aware of the very beginning that people want to see
Sean Connery's version
♪
I have "G'day, mate" Australian Accent
that they can't use for James Bond.
And they said, "He Must change the way too,"
because when they put me in CinemaScope,
I walk like this,
and so I'll go right across the screen
So they say, "You have to change the path
and you have to change the accent."
So no, "My name is Bond,
James Bond.
007."
Hey, give us a martini.
Shake, stir,
I don't care, I will drink anything
Coach my voice, he will do it lay me on the floor...
My name is bond
Put a match in my mouth...
James Bond.
Then pull it out.
James Bond.
But he will stop his muscles move
who created Australian Accent
Makes you talk like English people
I'm oh me, what a beautiful sky you have
I must this English toughie
I, what is beautiful the ceiling you have
Moneypenny, shut up.
You close your mouth, Miss Moneypenny
My name is Bond, James Bond.
And when I go,
My voice coach said:
"You know...
I feel sorry for you."
And I think,
"Sorry for me, why?"
He said, "You take outside the role hell."
♪
Your life will change
♪
The next day, we are doing the title
They say, "Do it the way Connery does it."
"Just play and shoot."
-Ready? -I don't know why I did it.
- Actions. -First time,
for some reason or another,
I go to one knee...
(gunshots)
What was that?
Must turn and shoot.
I say the way Connery does it.
What is this kneeling in business?
What's the use Do it like Connery?
You have Lazenby.
Do it like George do Connery.
Stand up, turn around, stand up, shoot
Not kneeling
So just turn and shoot later.
Play and shoot.
-Did it. -Like Connery.
Write "silly."
We start.
(gunshots)
Oh, now already A little laugh.
No, I think I saw someone behind me
Oh yes, of course you do
Do you want to play games?
Sure, we will play games with him
Isn't this fun?
Back to one, let's go.
Good behavior now.
This is also your time.
But from the first two,
which one do you prefer?
Get out!
♪
(gunshots)
Oh my God, I already have it.
I took five, everyone took five
That's all, come on.
That is a warning shot.
♪
I think that's how blood drips down
in front of the camera.
In my film, they use one
they say I don't do
(gunshots)
I'm very creative
(chuckles)
♪
Good morning.
My name is Bond, James Bond.
And after a while,
I started having fun with that
I - I really don't know
You are very confident yourself, right?
I can think of something more sociable.
Telly Savalas, Diana Rigg, and...
Angela Scoular
He is quite funny.
We play tricks on Angela
Angela must do it raise her hand
inside kilt,
and enter the room number beside my foot
And before that,
People heated props a large German sausage...
when I have a kilt on.
Of course, If you think so, Fräulein.
And he put it hands up there...
♪
And finished the scene without reaction
And all the crew people go...
And then he Whispers in my ear,
♪
Well, let's take two
Running!
Stunt struggles
Hang the rope.
I remember knife throwers
can't hit the target.
I've thrown a knife since I was a child.
So I took over knife throw
♪
One of the stuntmen said,
"George shouldn't be so jumping out of the helicopter
and hanging the cable.
What if he dies?"
He said, "No one sees him yet
After a while, I feel very comfortable on the set,
and if I am in fear, I will not show it.
I am he thinks little everyone,
or at least every person think he...
has some James Bond in him.
Have you seen our new James Bond?
He is tall, dark, and handsome.
I start feeling, You know, it's important
in myself
I think she's beautiful.
Captivating.
Because I am no longer male model,
I am now a superstar.
I think he is very sexy and very confident,
which is natural for James Bond.
♪ Luck becomes a woman tonight ♪
There are many women in the film
♪ Luck becomes a woman tonight ♪
And thank God for that,
because I have there are nine months
(clears throat)
And you can get to know them.
How are you?
Thank you.
Like, uh...
which one do you like first?
(laughs)
I remember one morning I opened the door.
Girls have one from stunt dolls.
They have notes on it,
"Here it is No, George."
That's right.
You have fun
They have happy with me
I don't even know your name
I will tell you all about myself
then.
♪
(speak French badly)
Other coffee, boys atta
On my day off, I am in a cafe,
and suddenly,
the front of the store really suffocated
with people saying That other person,
"That's James Bond there
That's new."
♪
And that kind of gift I'm a little bigger head
(laughs)
(chuckles)
Ah, it's okay.
I can remember it in the production office
One day in the film.
I'm here to get my per diem
To get my per diem.
That's a hundred dollars a week.
Why do I only make a hundred dollars a week?
How many other friends?
Say, "A thousand a week."
And I looked at Harry with a look like...
"I do the same thing."
Good, give him thousand a week
-That is my confidence. All right, Harry.
Where other people are around kissing,
I will know what I want
♪
I say, "Peter, that is the last time
I myself bleed stunts, you bastards
They allow me to do it have a private plane
and go to town
So I'll take it from the girls with me
Oh, sorry - ooh, I have a feeling
there is a little turbulence here
♪
It's okay, I have you.
♪
(laughs)
Do you feel better?
♪
I will find somewhere go every night
(laughs)
I say, "Telly, You get a haircut."
(laughs)
That's the truth.
I drink at least a bottle of vodka a day.
Whoa, I will just say it!
♪
Mm, more, more, more.
And smoking, you know, like wild grass that I can.
♪
Oh, is that him?
♪
I don't sleep to three or four
in the morning every night.
♪
This is very interesting experience, fame
Change my life in many ways.
People will offer me money
to go to parties,
shows at their party
And not me, I didn't do that.
That's James Bond.
You know, "James Bond's comes to my party."
You know, that's not George Lazenby.
(laughs)
Do you realize it? that at that time?
Uh, not entirely.
You are like...
You think you are someone,
You know, until the carpet will be pulled out
from below you
♪
New bonds.
♪
If you think you know your Bond,
think again.
This is different.
That's right!
Lazenby,
George Lazenby.
Bond is different.
♪
So after we wrap the film,
the film comes out,
and I don't see it,
but I must have done it a pretty good job
because they want me to enter
for six Bond films again.
♪
This film is fantastic box office success
♪
But in America, Mr. Lazenby himself
has been chosen the most promises newcomers
this year.
I go the whole film without signing a contract
And American Artists
start in their case
"How can you leave it? The man finished the film
without signing contract?"
♪
So they have to do it persuade me together
Signing a bad contract.
♪
Previously called slave contract
where they know you how to dress
and what you can do and what you can't do,
What kind of film can you enter
That's easy.
Mark, get rich.
What are we here
♪
That's when Harry offered me
one million dollars under the table.
Yes.
Sign a contract
Ronan O'Rahilly, who is my manager?
said, "Don't worry about that,
there is a man named Clint Eastwood.
He has reached 500 thousand. You will get a million dollars. "
Continue.
♪
I have to Think about it.
♪
You are an idiot.
You really are an idiot
What should be thought of?
♪
And he rose and was trampled on
because if not change your mind
for a million dollars, what can I get?
He is the man who appears to know his own mind,
and has been maintained a stubborn feeling
of individuality
He grows beards, for example,
and reject to shave it
for the premiere of the film.
I experience grow beard
because first,
it will stop me recognized,
and I remember call: Don't come to the premiere of the film
if you will have a beard
You damage everything with your beard
Don't you understand
Bonds are not bearded
Hippie pieces from...
♪
But I did appear...
with a beard
♪
That, you know, premiere
♪
I am recognized and photographed.
♪
And I stand in meeting nobles.
♪
Manufacturers don't want me to go there,
but I have these people with short and curlies,
Because they have finished the film
and I don't sign a contract
When the movie is finished,
You continue a publicity tour
from the United States,
you paid for yourself.
-Mm. -Why?
Uh, in principle.
Uh, I was promised a tour to the United States
to publish the film.
I'm looking for forward for that
And because my beard and long hair,
I am not allowed to leave.
I was allowed to go under these conditions
that I see like James Bond.
A new James Bond.
Will you welcome George Lazenby?
(applause)
♪
Most people want it meet a new James Bond.
People like...
that person.
And I said, well, anyone--
anyone can understand that James Bond
not a real person,
and they won't Think of the fact that I -
I haven't had shave for a month
Welcome, and, George, very kind to have you with us
People don't think about it James Bond with a beard.
Do you use beards in movies?
Eh, no, David, like, um...
Actually, uh, I'm out of the movie now
and I'm George Lazenby again, you see
They want me to stay in Bond's image
always.
Do you keep going things James Bond
offstage, outside the camera?
James Bond is, uh...
I am an actor, as an actor
And I don't think anyone can continue like that
It's difficult umbrella to walk under,
that is James Bond.
That's good entertainment, James Bond,
but I don't think That happened to us
in our real life.
You know, you must be be real with yourself,
and it's not easy
with all the influences you have come to you.
My next guest is someone
who will leave soon become a household name
He has taken over the role of James Bond from Sean Connery,
so let's welcome George Lazenby.
(applause)
After I do David Frost Show,
I kept chasing Johnny Carson the next day,
and hard to imagine
someone does this,
what I do, who is sane
(laughs)
-And when he asked me... -So what it feels like
being James Bond?
I said...
That's fun, but I...
I don't want to do it again
(laughter)
Oh, this...
That's good, You have to--
You have to finish here, on my seat
-Will that be funny? -He laughed,
the audience laughs.
That is a good line; you, uh,
You're kidding right?
You are not serious Yes, quite serious.
(crowd murmuring)
I reject everything.
♪
Seven picture agreement, bonus millions of dollars,
and I said no.
That's a lot of money you pass
I mean, you ever thought about, uh, maybe,
You know, only change your mind
and do another picture or two?
Well, I think I'll be fine.
Are you in the market for a car?
(laughter)
I have to wish you the best luck.
You are very confident young man,
capturing young people , and, um...
mm, ladies and gentlemen,
George Lazenby.
(applause)
♪
I really don't know how to explain it
Why do I do it?
Do I think and feel.
I still don't know why
I just don't feel in my heart
that is the right thing
♪
This is instinctive
That is the sound inside you.
And you don't think of the consequences.
♪
I am really blacklisted after Bond.
I can't continue known movie sets
♪
Five years down way for Bond,
almost no one takes many notifications from me
♪
poor old George, I don't know what
he is doing it now, But he - he is sure
the architect himself death as a movie star
♪
My name is a punch line.
George Lazenby,
legendary actor because he once played James Bond once.
Pope Benedict I think he must be
only the palate cleansing whale,
George Lazenby, if you want,
for John Paul II Sean Connery.
This is famous bad decision
Yes.
That is fame for you.
I remember when I fell.
I, uh-- I used to have a table
at Dorchester Hotel sometimes for dinner
I will call and they will call give me the best table
there.
Walk around one day and they say,
"I'm sorry, Mr. Lazenby,
we don't have every table,"
after I get some bad press and others.
"There is no table."
"Oh well."
So I'll call back and say, uh,
"Oh, this is Cary Grant here. Eh, has a table for four?"
"Oh yes, Mr. Grant."
And I will appear and I will say,
"Cary Grant Comic."
And then I call them and say,
"Oh, he just called me.
He doesn't come now."
Just to paste it back them up, you know
Judy, Judy, Judy, this is Cary Grant here Okay, look back there now,
it's taken one year in your life
You have taken several kicks from some critics
and some press.
Is that feasible?
I think so, I hope too.
I always do what I think it's the right thing,
and that isn't always the right thing,
but I think that at that time.
You know, when I look back,
I should have done two.
(laughs)
Just to prove it people I didn't get fired
But that is a mistake,
but on the one hand,
who am I
I don't know why, it doesn't make sense for some people, they say, "He's angry, he's crazy."
But I live my life as I want
♪
I regret breaking up with Belinda
from time to time.
He taught me what love is
He taught me how to love.
♪
You can't hang up on something like that
or you - your life ends
Does that concern you at all
that you might be good have turned your back on you
with great wealth?
Oh, that's how it is.
I mean, everyone would like
to be safe with money.
But, uh, I have never been safe with money,
and, uh, I guess I can make a living
on some other things.
Which do you like more?
Being stereotyped James Bond
or car salesman like before?
Car seller like before.
♪
Being a Bond is never my final destination
While he admitted there was day he regretted his decision,
Lazenby says she is ready James Bond behind her.
I'm married, I have several children.
I go into real estate.
I am very successful there.
♪
I finally got motocross racing.
I always want for motorbike racing.
This is very difficult people to understand,
but live in your own words
in your own way,
You feel like is far more full
The best thing you can do is to know yourself and feel yourself and be yourself
♪
Yes, I might not be great,
but I'm original
Maybe the most controversial choice
to play James Bond is my next guest
He takes over for the first time from Sean Connery
Otherwise is tough enough,
he is not an actor,
but still the movie he made,
About Your Majesty Secret Service,
celebrated by several people
as one of the best Bond films
Welcome, George Lazenby.
(applause)
♪
I am proud of my life.
When I look back, I'm very lucky
have half kidney
and expected to live to 12.
This is me 76,
and I'm done everything and more
than I expected.
♪
I am happy a motor mechanic,
happy to be a car salesman,
happy to be a model,
happy to be James Bond,
happy to marry the person I married,
happy to have children
And they all have been extraordinary
♪
I can't think of it whatever I will change
Yes, maybe I...
a little more beautiful women around, but...
(laughs)
What's up.
♪
What do you expect people to remember about your life
♪
Ooh, that's good.
So tell me,
What have you done?
♪
(clears throat)
♪
I want them to know
that you can fight
what do you expect
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