1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:26,658 Cassie? 3 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:31,063 Cassie? 4 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:34,700 Cassie? 5 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,103 - Cassie -Hmm? 6 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:42,107 Do you sleep on my bed again Last night? 7 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,609 No, I just entered here this morning 8 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:46,145 to cuddle with you 9 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,480 Like, I get that you are obsessed with me, 10 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,749 but you have, like, a very nice big bed, 11 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,118 and that's all, like, ten feet away 12 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,788 That's right is not difficult to walk to. 13 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:58,590 Well, your bed is much more comfortable. 14 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,828 I don't know It's strange to sleep without Matthew 15 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,530 I'm not first yet. 16 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:07,232 So you use me. 17 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,801 duh. 18 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,745 So who will make breakfast this morning 19 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:24,283 Mm, I succeeded last weekend, so you might be 20 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,785 Uh, no, I was successful last weekend. 21 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,787 No, indeed two weeks ago, remember? 22 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,789 No, that was last Saturday. 23 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,158 -Blueberry pancakes. -Good. 24 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,160 Stone, paper, scissors on it? 25 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,395 Good. 26 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,799 -Ready? -Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,407 -Very? -No? Good. 28 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,576 -Oh. No. -Good. 29 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,344 Okay, alright. Whatever. I will succeed. 30 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,679 Yes! 31 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,681 Under one con- tion. 32 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,816 -No! -Yes. 33 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:01,120 You have to promise never leave me Good? 34 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:03,122 Matthew is gone, and you have everything I have now 35 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,457 in my sadness and a quiet life. 36 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,427 That's a lot to ask instead of pancakes. 37 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,729 They are blueberry pancakes. 38 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,231 Good. 39 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,666 But only for pancakes. 40 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,971 Bacon melts cheeseburger, 41 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,706 Philly cheese steak. 42 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,541 The pulled pork sandwich 43 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,543 You will think they will do it have more vegetarian choices 44 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,445 Right? I mean, god forbids a vegan trying to eat here 45 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,314 - You know, 46 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,783 people who don't eat anything animal byproducts 47 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,319 Oh, we know what is vegan, dear We have Google at home. 48 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,920 Oh dear, don't call it "Google." 49 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,722 You make us look not cool 50 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,591 No, I think It's a kind of hipster of mine 51 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,326 - to call it "Google". -You know, even if it's wrong, 52 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,660 if you want to call him "Google," 53 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:49,995 then we must support him 54 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,630 -Thank you. -Good. 55 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:56,368 Do you know what group of people tend to have 56 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,004 a lot of vegans, actually, is... 57 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,773 -Lesbians. -Oh really? 58 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,510 W-we need a few more minutes. 59 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,012 Thank you. 60 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:16,021 Embarrassing Matthew can't do it come out tonight 61 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,390 Uh, well, he's busy being... 62 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,359 Work night to pay his way through medical school 63 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,860 during the day 64 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,296 That's an ambitious one the man you have 65 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,797 You must be very proud -You are dating a doctor. -Hmm. 66 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,500 He will cure cancer one day. 67 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,369 Well, he's at chiropractic college 68 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,372 So he will be a chiropractor 69 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:36,541 But if you think it's one step closer to cure cancer, 70 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,543 then, of course, yes 71 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,045 72 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,047 He will save millions of lives 73 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,049 This place is really an anesthetic 74 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,051 Oh, very good from the word "drugs," dear 75 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,519 -Mm. -Many children 76 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,920 from campus hang out here 77 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,722 Like, the other day, we can't even enter 78 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:53,325 Because all softball teams are holding a party here 79 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:56,328 Do you know that most girls are on 80 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,663 softball teams -now - -let me guess. 81 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:01,033 -Lesbians? -What is lesbian? 82 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,073 I, um, 83 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,942 the internship in creative agents 84 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,412 -Mm. -Very beautiful. 85 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:16,782 -How many are paying? - Well, this is an internship. 86 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:21,019 So, I don't know, is like six numbers 87 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,587 -So nothing. -Uh, 88 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,922 I think it's ten dollars per diem 89 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,991 more than not at all. 90 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,859 How are you doing ten dollars a day? 91 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,795 I don't know Dumpster diving. 92 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,963 Seriously. We are worried about you. 93 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,966 It's a good thing that you have Matthew 94 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,569 Especially if you have cancer. 95 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,010 Do you know what? I will wait until 96 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,545 We order desserts, but I think I will only - 97 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,813 oh, I hope they have something 98 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,381 with bacon pieces on it. 99 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,849 I hear that like is really trendy now. 100 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,718 Bacon is my favorite food group 101 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,453 I don't mind a hot fudge sundae, though. 102 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:55,921 Ugh! I will share that with you 103 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,756 You know, with and some nuts on it. 104 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,625 -Salty, something sweet... -We will buy two spoons, okay? 105 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,828 Excuse me. I tried to tell you 106 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,629 something very difficult and heart wrenching, 107 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:05,964 and, I mean, that can kill me, 108 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,100 be a bit of respect, please. 109 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:10,001 John, put your fork 110 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,137 MacKenzie has neurological disorders or digestive disorders. 111 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,139 -I don't know. -Do not become indigestion. 112 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,841 I mean, he was barely touched the food 113 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,109 John, please focus our daughter 114 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:20,579 -He is dying -Thank you mom. 115 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,013 Hmm. 116 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,717 Mother... 117 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,720 Father... 118 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,731 I'm gay. 119 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,467 No no. 120 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,635 No. 121 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,437 God why? 122 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:46,872 No, MacKenzie. 123 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,407 How can you do that for us 124 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,075 What have we done? to get this? 125 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,010 Oh my God, no. 126 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:55,147 MacKenzie, no! 127 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:57,616 So what is the planning? for your trip in Europe? 128 00:06:57,618 --> 00:07:00,585 Um, it's been postponed. 129 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:01,953 But this past summer you are free. 130 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,823 And soon Matthew will work all the time 131 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,158 You are not her to take work leave 132 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,692 to go gallivanting throughout Europe. 133 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,861 Maybe Matthew is just busy, baby, 134 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,730 with school and work. 135 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,031 -He will become a doctor. -I know that, honey. 136 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,933 I just thought I'd be nice for him to rest 137 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,468 of all from his hard work. 138 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,470 - You know, I'm just... 139 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,139 Okay, I'll just stop you there 140 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,675 Matthew and me 141 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,444 break up. 142 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,883 What does that mean? 143 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,586 That means we are no longer dating 144 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,063 - Oh... 145 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,731 Oh my God. 146 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:49,134 Shh! Shh! Shh! 147 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,614 Honey, we know. 148 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,916 What do you mean you know? How? 149 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,919 We read your diary every night when you go to sleep 150 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,855 - We are your parents 151 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,556 We only know these things. 152 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,259 And I found a copy "word l" under your bed 153 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:15,961 - like five years ago, -yes. 154 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,796 Alice is funny. I mean, Bette is terrible. 155 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,265 I hate you two. 156 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:23,068 What? What are you doing? 157 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,536 I do nothing. 158 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:25,804 Well, you must have done something for him to break with you. 159 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,205 Uh, actually, I left it. 160 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,741 But thanks for the assumption he dumped me 161 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,010 why did you break up with him 162 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,547 He is perfect for you. She's perfect for you. 163 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:38,149 He applied. 164 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,122 What? 165 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,191 Are you... 166 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:52,130 167 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,065 -A lesbian? -No. 168 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,601 I am not a lesbian. But what do you know? 169 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:58,537 Sometimes I hope so. 170 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,039 Don't say so Terrible. 171 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,074 - So... 172 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,576 Is that Cassie? 173 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,244 What is Cassie? 174 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,947 -What is your lover Cassie? -Eck. Eww. 175 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,882 Please never say "lover" again. 176 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,752 -Kekasih. -Ugh. Ugh. 177 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,321 And no, Cassie isn't gay. 178 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,923 Are you sure 179 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,157 Yes. 180 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,893 Besides, I haven't told him yet. 181 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,595 Tell him what? 182 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,031 That I'm gay. 183 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,832 Ah, don't worry about that, baby 184 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,267 - I'm sure he knows. -Mm-hmm. Honey, you are-- 185 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,936 what are they say, John? 186 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,171 - one hundred footers -You are one hundred footers. 187 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,841 And you guys just really okay with this 188 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,810 To be honest, I am afraid you will tell us 189 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,178 -You are a vegan. -Yes. 190 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,980 I mean, I'm glad that you're gay 191 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,848 -I mean, men are bastards -Mm-hmm. 192 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,183 If I can become gay, I will. 193 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,686 That's disgusting. 194 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,044 -Baby. - And how are you doing? 195 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,347 That's terrible. That is worse than expected. 196 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:17,248 I don't even want to talk about it Oh, doll, that really sucks I'm sorry. 197 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,250 Like, they don't do it even care at all 198 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,253 They show there is no emotion at all 199 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,222 No, that's a lie. 200 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,390 They like are happy about that 201 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,925 Isn't that sick? 202 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,259 Yes, that sounds really destroys 203 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,128 I mean, it took me months until finally - 204 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,832 205 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,800 to call courage to come out to them 206 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,303 and then they just treat it like that is no big deal. 207 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,306 Well, I'm sorry, but that's a big problem. 208 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,709 Like, they aren't even upset at all 209 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:47,212 Isn't that chaotic? 210 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,214 Oh my God. Why aren't they angry? 211 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,749 Do they not love me? 212 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,250 They must be don't mind you 213 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,219 I mean, my parents said I was an abomination 214 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,921 and that I will burn in hell forever. 215 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,923 How to rub it on my face 216 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,759 Oh, and they don't even tell me 217 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,427 they are proud of me. 218 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,863 Is that not so? number one thing You should be 219 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,665 to tell your gay child when you come out for them, 220 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,667 like, proud of you from them 221 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,669 I'm pretty sure it entered a gay parent's handbook 222 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,037 They must be gone handbook 223 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,774 I can only come out to them once in my life, 224 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,843 and they are freaking it down for me with their kindness 225 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,913 and blatantly ignore for my feelings 226 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,952 Are you too listen to me? 227 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,354 - Oh no. 228 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,122 Cassie's house. I have to go, bitch. 229 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,058 Okay baby. Sorry your parents extraordinary 230 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,860 - Dirt. 231 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,029 Stop anything You do it right now. 232 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,998 We go to pizza hut buffet 233 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,001 I will commit carbides 234 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,703 I mean, before you say anything, 235 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,871 I know it's pizza but the buffet is nothing else, 236 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,807 rest peacefully pizza hut buffet, 237 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,341 but that doesn't mean we can't just order 238 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,711 like pizza bazillion and pretend it's still. 239 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,212 - right 240 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,214 This is not what it looks like. 241 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,083 I know what you have to think. 242 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:01,086 MacKenzie, are you watching lesbian porn? 243 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,088 Because I already told you that 244 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,957 "Bridget Jones diaphragm" is not the same film 245 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,826 No I... 246 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,161 OK, but for class. 247 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,163 Very? What class? I want to enter 248 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,165 Yes, like this women's study class. 249 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,867 I have to do this task in colonial posts gentrification 250 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:19,070 govern an urban landscape 251 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,072 posing in lesbian movies. 252 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,274 Have you just taken everything you remember 253 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,143 from your art theory class and everything? 254 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,112 255 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,980 That is actually what I just did 256 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,849 Hmm. 257 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,184 Well, it looks like you beat me to carbicide. 258 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,886 What happened? 259 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,155 Dinner with my parents is a kind of disaster 260 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,389 Very? What happened? 261 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:42,293 Uh, I just-- 262 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,295 I say something to them, and they don't accept it the way I think they will do it 263 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,997 Your parents are like people who are most supportive 264 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,332 I know. 265 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,466 I know. This is the worst. 266 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,068 What don't they do? the right way? 267 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,036 Do you know what? It is okay. 268 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,908 How do you have dinner with your parents? 269 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,110 Well, I told them I broke up with Matthew. 270 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,445 - Oh, damn it. How are you? 271 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,148 Um, alright, I guess 272 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,383 273 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,086 after crying hysterically and shouts stop 274 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,054 that actually goes pretty well. 275 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,223 I got a chocolate explosion cake for dessert 276 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,392 Fuck off. That is good. 277 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,162 -Do you bring me some? -mm-mm. 278 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,496 Yes. 279 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,865 -Yes. -Hah. 280 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,867 So, we will go 281 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,370 or I think we can continue watching lesbian porn 282 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,239 This is not lesbian pornography. It's a lesbian movie. 283 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,109 That art This is very different. 284 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,278 Lesbian porn dirty 285 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,813 Yes I know. 286 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,147 I don't even think that lesbian 287 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,483 who is lesbian lesbian is a true lesbian. 288 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,285 Well, like I see this where they are, 289 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,821 they use straps, and then they like 290 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,823 wear condoms on it and I like, "why?" 291 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,158 Why would you-- Why do you want to do that? 292 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,860 Extra protection, clear. 293 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,362 Well, I will stay on for my normal porn 294 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,865 People with paralysis with one leg and Asian tentacles -Thank you very much. -Hmm. 295 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,366 I was watching all sex scenes In lesbian, mom, 296 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,373 Do you call me pervert 297 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,909 Damn, man! Call me a pervert 298 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,412 Isn't it strange it feels different your life turns out to be 299 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,293 rather than the way you have planned? 300 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,162 Believe me, I know. 301 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:27,031 What do you want again? when were you raised? 302 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,900 -A tortoise ninja? -No! 303 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,902 I want to be ranger red power 304 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,570 -How can you forget? -Oh, yes. 305 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,572 Right. How I can? 306 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,441 307 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,142 You are the only girl who doesn't want 308 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,278 ranger pink power 309 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,614 Well, the red one Obviously the coolest 310 00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,616 and the leader is like that. 311 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:46,618 And the hottest. 312 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:46,618 Right. 313 00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:53,024 It's like I thought I knew what I was doing with my life You know, like, I have a plan 314 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,026 and I write it on paper. 315 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,195 I don't even say it on my phone 316 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,529 Like, I was killed a tree for that 317 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,531 I know. It's hanging in our fridge, mocking me 318 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,901 because it doesn't have a plan. 319 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,969 and screw everything. 320 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,441 Now look at me. 321 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,979 You are running a disaster 322 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,347 You are lucky I am still friends with you 323 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,917 I think I'm experiencing an anxiety attack 324 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,423 325 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,692 I don't really know, because I never really before, 326 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,529 -Do you have difficulty breathing? -No. 327 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,531 Do you feel super nervous 328 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,305 I don't think you know What is an anxiety attack. 329 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,307 There may be different forms of anxiety attacks. 330 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,574 Yes, I don't think so. 331 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:48,112 I don't know It's just that, Like, my whole life I think 332 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,448 I want traditional ones live, you know 333 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,717 Like, marry and have children, 334 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:56,187 and, I don't know, having a dog is wearing a small hat. 335 00:15:57,058 --> 00:15:59,958 I mean you can still have a traditional life 336 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,459 -You know that. -I do not know. 337 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,428 Maybe I don't want traditional life. 338 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,297 You know, like, maybe I want to be promiscuous 339 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,968 and get cellphone, I don't know, the sky is the limit. 340 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,403 I think hpv & apos; s, like, is very common now. 341 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,306 You can get even crazier than that. You must go to clap. 342 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,579 Hey, Cassie. 343 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,515 I have to tell you something, and please don't panic. 344 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,285 But... 345 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,692 Oh my God. 346 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,997 Oh, you know. 347 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,201 Oh, shit, you know. 348 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,637 I made a big mistake. 349 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,507 My parents are right. 350 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,710 Good. Obviously you are experiencing mental disorders 351 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,646 because your parents are never right 352 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,582 You are not ready to get it married, which is good, 353 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,417 because you are 22 354 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,619 Who gets married at 22, cass? 355 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,354 Redneck, who is it 356 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,790 Maybe I want to be redneck. 357 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,126 OK, then go redneck. 358 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,128 I don't want to be redneck. 359 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:23,041 I think I know what happened to make you feel better 360 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,109 Do you remember when? I dated Andrew 361 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,045 -Oh, yes -Yes. 362 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,114 And he, like, the smallest dick ever? 363 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,417 Yes, you say is innie 364 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,186 First. First innie damn 365 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,722 I mean, I haven't seen a lot of dick in my life, 366 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,657 But the one is tiny. 367 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,459 That's very small 368 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,162 that when it scared him would like, disappear 369 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:48,533 Want, back to no left penis 370 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,436 I have never heard of it from a small dick 371 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:58,176 I mean, I think technically, I don't even lose my virginity. 372 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,812 So, I'm still a virgin. 373 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,714 Who is more sad now? 374 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,716 This one. 375 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,420 You are a 22 year old virgin. 376 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,590 Pastors have more sex than me. 377 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,728 Maybe my life isn't so bad. 378 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,464 Yes. 379 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,104 Hey, why are you saying I don't panic? 380 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,376 Only, like, don't panic 381 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,612 because your life is not so bad. 382 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,117 Oh, right 383 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,120 Thank you, bud Okay, what should I wear? 384 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,130 Is this a joke? They look identical. 385 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,298 This is a mixture of three, and this one is poly-cotton. 386 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,468 God, you are like that sometimes lesbian 387 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,303 Good, the one on the right. 388 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,373 I don't know This one smells despair 389 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,376 I go with poly-cotton. 390 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,811 I don't even know why you bother asking me 391 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,579 I have actually used this shirt for, like, a week now. 392 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,182 393 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,783 I just keep going, like, watering it with perfume 394 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,318 to hide b.O. 395 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,486 Oh my God, you are disgusting. 396 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,388 I am single. 397 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,757 I don't know what you will do do if you don't have me 398 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,729 Oh, here it is. 399 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,864 "Tum-blur"? 400 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,300 Tumblr. 401 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,868 This is new Facebook for lesbian 402 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,471 Hell, this is a new eharmony for lesbians 403 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,274 I have a Pinterest account. Can I use it? 404 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,943 No, are you a 50-year-old mother or planning your wedding? 405 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,646 No. Remove the account immediately. 406 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,248 I'm like, shame for you 407 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,485 Okay, so, let's make it Your profile. 408 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,953 You totes adorbs So, believe me, women 409 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,755 will be above you 410 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,256 Good. 411 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:56,460 I have to choose a theme. What about sports? 412 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,528 Oh God, perfect. 413 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,530 Lesbians like sports. 414 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,598 How do you know all this? 415 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,866 Tumblr, duh. 416 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,738 Hey, I'm MacKenzie, 417 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,909 just came out, just turned 22 418 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,712 I like comics, 419 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,783 puppies, and astronomy. 420 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,419 I love you. 421 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,853 Yes, that's all I have. 422 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,589 Regardless, nobody reads the item anyways They are more interested in yourself 423 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,524 -Gimme of your phone -Oh. 424 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,426 Mmm. 425 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,760 Okay, do, like, pouty sexy face, 426 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,464 but looks like you don't try 427 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,266 Can you like wrinkles Your nose is a little? 428 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:37,835 More lips. 429 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,403 Like you don't take Damn though. 430 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,906 Now smile through your eyes. 431 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,474 Oh my God, less fainting. 432 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,875 433 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,845 Eww. They just keep going getting worse. 434 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,781 Okay, maybe I can find a pretty picture that you have taken 435 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,916 and then make it look better on Instagram 436 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,386 -Good. -Okay, umm... 437 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,625 Oh, this one. It's perfect. 438 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:04,629 Okay, I just went to cut Cassie out 439 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,733 Voila, this is life 440 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,569 I will give it a week, and you will have a girlfriend in a short time 441 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,006 So how's Cassie? 442 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,941 I have not seen the bitch in a few weeks. 443 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,442 He is good. He is really busy 444 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,411 with apprenticeship and school items. 445 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,879 And how can he? that when you told him? 446 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,382 Tell him what? 447 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,852 That's what you decided to join LPGA 448 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,323 I haven't told him yet. 449 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,758 I'm sorry, what? I mean, he must know. 450 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,628 He must know. 451 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,863 I mean, look at you. 452 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,564 I'm pretty good at hiding my lesbianism, Levi. 453 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,367 I have done that for 22 years Oh dear, no. No, not yet. 454 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,069 Well Cassie doesn't know. 455 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,505 What are you waiting for? 456 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,408 She's your best friend 457 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,475 He won't care. 458 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,476 I know that he won't care, 459 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,844 it's just... 460 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,413 I don't know 461 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,081 I am worried about making things change between us. 462 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,550 Like, how about him? Does it get weird? 463 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,586 I am worried about messing things up You are being too dramatic 464 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,889 Trust me, he won't care I mean, it's worse that you lie to him. 465 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,792 466 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,694 467 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,862 468 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,998 469 00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:16,400 I didn't lie to him, 470 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,903 I'm just not telling the truth 471 00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:23,607 You don't want him to find it out of someone else 472 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:28,112 Anyway, I'm sure he knows you're a hundred footers 473 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,481 Why does everyone continue to say that? Why are lesbians? like this? 474 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,421 I don't have clothes. I don't have anything. 475 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,392 Looks like I'm wearing clothes 476 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,860 I have to go shopping. What are you doing today? 477 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,562 None. And, no, I will do it don't go shopping with you 478 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,764 Yes, you. I can't go alone. 479 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,999 Contact Levi, she misses you 480 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,935 Plus, I'm sure I'm sure he wants a reason to pass the class 481 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,970 I did call Levi and he was busy 482 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,072 -So I'm your backup -You always back up me 483 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,708 484 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,444 Well, look for someone else because I don't go 485 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:01,946 -Yes, you go -No, not me. 486 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,748 I'll buy you pretzels. 487 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,818 Like it. Yellow becomes your color. 488 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,121 Buy it, let's go 489 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,856 I don't know if I like patterns. 490 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,159 Oh, like, it's the style I want 491 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,530 Yes, the ass the combination is just big, 492 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:20,798 and then with his shoes, 493 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,433 it only comes together very good 494 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,635 You are right, you should bring Levi 495 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,036 duh. 496 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,443 Oh, what about this one? 497 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,412 I love them all. I am really bored. 498 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,514 My legs hurt, I want to sit 499 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,882 I don't buy you pretzels 500 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,550 so you can complain all the time. 501 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,185 This is a thousandth of the stores we have visited 502 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,020 I don't even know what you are looking for again 503 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,122 Dresses, pants, shoes, You have tried everything. 504 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,924 I just got out of a serious relationship. 505 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,560 I need to get rid of a lot of things it reminds me of Matthew. 506 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,029 So, everything. 507 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,631 Yes. 508 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:54,965 I also want cinnamon bread. 509 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,803 -Good. -Yes. 510 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,037 Hmm. 511 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,442 I don't know, I will do it try both. 512 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,517 Is it too summer? 513 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:14,852 I don't know, it's hot out, 514 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,587 so I don't think you Will be cold in that. 515 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,122 Yeah, but spring. 516 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,492 -So? -So, is it too summer for spring? 517 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:22,960 I am very lost now. 518 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,130 I don't know I think it's too summer. 519 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,532 I will try on the other side. 520 00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:32,536 Good. No problem, I will do it Stand here, dying of hunger. 521 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,743 Mac. 522 00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,146 Hi how are you? 523 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,248 Matthew, my clothes 524 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,617 Yes, here. 525 00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:57,094 So, uh, what are you with Cassie here 526 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,696 Uh... 527 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,232 I don't know 528 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,670 What? You - you don't know 529 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:09,006 What about this, but with, like, belt? 530 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:13,143 Uh... 531 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:15,779 Hi. 532 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:18,782 Hi. 533 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,084 I don't know about this one. 534 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,519 Do I look messed up? 535 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:24,121 Like who wants fuck me in this case Nothing 536 00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:29,927 No one will fuck you in the dress 537 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:35,666 That, like, is very strange. 538 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,104 How long will you be? 539 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,711 Your little cousin seems like an extraordinary person 540 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:51,215 He - he is not me - my cousin. 541 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,651 Uh, MacKenzie, can you? come here for a moment 542 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:56,887 I, uh, think of my dress jam. 543 00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:07,998 Why did you leave me try this shirt? 544 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,199 I look like an idiot. 545 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,768 I told you to bring Levi. 546 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,570 I don't know anything about this nonsense 547 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:13,904 I just came for goddamn god pretzels 548 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,172 promised to me 549 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,840 Who is he is the girl with him? 550 00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:18,142 I will guess wildly 551 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:19,977 and say that new boyfriend 552 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:23,814 So good he is to wait like five minutes after I throw it away 553 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,050 Don't worry, he's just a girl rebounding 554 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,284 He looks stupid like making love 555 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,320 and total bitch with high care 556 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:34,124 Oh, wait for him to date you, so you have to worry 557 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:37,294 Guess who just got it their cinnamon buns are taken. 558 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:38,963 You won't do it. 559 00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:42,866 God, I can't believe it he saw me in this dress 560 00:26:42,868 --> 00:26:45,235 You will only change? OK good. 561 00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:47,905 Are they still out there? 562 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,808 Yes. 563 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,077 We stayed here until they left 564 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,245 Oh, yes, because it's not Will look weird or anything. 565 00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:00,751 Can I use your phone to swipe left to get rid of uglies? 566 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,059 Ugh. 567 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:10,794 Uh. 568 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,230 Oh my God. 569 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,352 Do you want to talk to me? 570 00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:42,426 I heard you broke up with your girlfriend 571 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,061 I know that might be the reason 572 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,696 Your value has has slipped 573 00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:48,298 It's so amazing creepy that you know that. 574 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,401 I know you are smarter than that, 575 00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,036 so I won't worry about that too much 576 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,405 OK thank you. 577 00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:55,873 Just a reminder, though, 578 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,675 You will not pass in spring 579 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,343 if you fail one more task, 580 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,345 because you will go failed this class 581 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,414 Are you blocking me, Reese? 582 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:04,915 So when you tell me there's no need to worry, 583 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,050 do you mean actually that I have to worry? 584 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,419 Maybe Matthew can be your tutor 585 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,120 We break up. 586 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,822 Oh that's right. 587 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:14,258 That's where this conversation starts 588 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:17,161 Okay thanks for this talk 589 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:19,129 Look, my door is always open 590 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:21,932 as long as I am appointed working hours. 591 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:25,903 It was 7:00 to 8:00 A.M. every first Saturday of each month. 592 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,739 Cool. 593 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:37,781 Hey. 594 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,883 Hi. 595 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,252 OK, so I need to help me out 596 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,121 My colleague there - don't look 597 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,789 They bet that twenty dollars 598 00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:47,958 I can't get your number Don't look 599 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,227 And like, not only me really want twenty dollars, 600 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,863 but they always make fun of me 601 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:55,332 because I always blow it with girls 602 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:56,834 and they think I need boyfriend 603 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,335 or the same as more experience, 604 00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,871 and now I'm really over sharing, 605 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:03,207 so if you can like laughing so hard 606 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:05,175 and pretend I said something super funny 607 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:08,112 and may look like you think about being to me - 608 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,114 they bet that you can't get my number 609 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,949 Yes, Alright, straight girl. 610 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,417 You think I'm straight 611 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,385 So, you can give me my number 612 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:18,021 Or number? I promise not go to your text or anything. 613 00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:21,492 Yes. Well, actually I have this number 614 00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:23,060 it's like this fake phone number, 615 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,828 that you give to people when they hit you 616 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:25,829 And you don't want to actually give your number, 617 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:27,364 and then they call it 618 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,233 and like this voicemail is like, 619 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:32,770 "the person you are calling gives you a fake phone number 620 00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:35,272 I hope you feel like a giant loser, loser." 621 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,007 It's impossible, it's nothing 622 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,009 I swear to God. I use it all the time. 623 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:43,380 I say "all the time" like I was hit all the time. 624 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:46,216 Actually I've been used to like seven times. 625 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:49,052 Six times. 626 00:29:49,054 --> 00:29:50,854 I have used it three times. 627 00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:54,057 Wow, and I think so will be all sweet and so on 628 00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:56,393 with your cute lunch is a little packed 629 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,896 and adorable you small backpack 630 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,865 I mean you're eating peanut butter and agar. 631 00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,233 Girl who destroys ego 632 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:05,335 Don't eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches 633 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,004 Oh no, no, they do. 634 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,272 Yes, they eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches 635 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:09,540 and they drink juice box 636 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,844 To be fair, I usually just give that number to guys 637 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:16,547 because of one, usually the only one that hit me 638 00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:20,384 and two, I don't like them. 639 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,020 Oh, I think... 640 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:26,990 So, yes, I will give you my number 641 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:32,396 But, you know, just because I want you to win the bet. 642 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,966 Yes, really fair to win bets 643 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:37,868 I will throw this number goes 644 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,403 once I get it twenty dollars I 645 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:42,139 I won't look at it or put it on my cellphone 646 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:43,974 or like, text later. 647 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,609 That definitely won't happen. 648 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:48,378 Good, because I don't want to want you for my text, 649 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,247 and I will definitely do it instead of texting you back 650 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,883 Duh, and then when you don't send me back, 651 00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:55,085 I don't need to ask your if you want 652 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,054 to go to dinner or see a film together. 653 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,089 Good, because I'm sure - 654 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:03,560 definitely won't say yes for all that 655 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:06,930 That's how we are on the same page. 656 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,565 We are on the same page. 657 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,049 Hiya, hi, how are you doing? 658 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:29,286 Hey, uh, everything is great. 659 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:32,022 Um, yes, I only see e-mails you sent to clients, 660 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:34,658 and I notice you don't sign it, "best regards." 661 00:31:35,493 --> 00:31:36,560 I see? 662 00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:40,964 Yes, of course, obviously not Attention, that's all 663 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,966 remember on the first day you started working here 664 00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:44,334 and I always tell you our e-mails 665 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:46,136 with respect "? 666 00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:49,072 Yes, I think so are just suggestions. 667 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:52,109 Oh, yes, this, um, it's like one of them 668 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:54,211 that suggestion You always want to do it. 669 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:56,079 So , I'm sure it's okay, 670 00:31:56,081 --> 00:32:00,250 It's just that I think our boss is really upset with you 671 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:04,688 Are you making love to me 672 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:05,989 What? 673 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,458 I'm not even. 674 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:14,998 Oh my God, it's very sucks 675 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:17,601 What's wrong, Amy? 676 00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:20,270 You don't get the e-mail? 677 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,972 What e-mail 678 00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:25,042 Oh my God, this is very strange, 679 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:28,445 um, you just got fired 680 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,580 I'm pretty sure you have cced 681 00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:34,518 I was fired? 682 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,220 Yes, total homelessness. 683 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:39,456 I mean, because, like, you're just an apprentice 684 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,458 and who fired the apprentice? 685 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,494 Because you aren't even paid. 686 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:50,634 This must happen sort of a joke, right? 687 00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:04,147 Um, but it should be so might start packing raise your stuff 688 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:07,217 Um, oh, but not until after lunch, 689 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,753 because you need Still go get it, okay? 690 00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:15,692 -Cassie. -What, Amy? 691 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,228 It's not yours friend, MacKenzie 692 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,732 I've read the blog. 693 00:33:21,734 --> 00:33:24,001 He is funny. 694 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:27,471 I only love her a positive outlook on life. 695 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,006 Is he single? 696 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,277 Cassie. 697 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:39,349 You might wonder why I have developed a preference for 698 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,619 baseball and lesbian films in the past few weeks. 699 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:46,023 That is because it comes to me attention, at this time, that - 700 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,457 Dude, what's the matter? 701 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,259 What do you mean by this? What are you doing 702 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:50,761 You almost broke your face 703 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:52,162 How can you 704 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:54,164 I think we are good friends. 705 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,732 What are you talking about? 706 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,701 Oh, I don't know, MacKenzie, 707 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,704 maybe you can say you're gay? 708 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:04,274 Yes, you tell everyone at Damn world except me. 709 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:06,676 Fucking Levi, I will kill him. 710 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:09,112 No, not Levi, you're an idiot. 711 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,514 You put it on your blog. 712 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:12,582 Can you see my blog? 713 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:16,219 First of all, everyone in the world can see your blog 714 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:20,057 The second, I work on social media, so my job is tumblr. 715 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:23,093 -Oh. -Yeah, oh. 716 00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:26,730 Why don't you tell me? 717 00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:40,377 Listen, I'm sorry I just - I'm not ready yet to tell you 718 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,712 You have in front of me, MacKenzie. 719 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:44,381 I have seen you shit. 720 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,183 And you can't just like that tell me you're gay 721 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:47,651 I know! 722 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,486 I mean, okay, that's It's not the same thing. 723 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,357 -Do you think I am? want to care -No. 724 00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:57,394 Then I don't understand why You don't just tell me. 725 00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:59,696 Okay, I never saved it anything from you 726 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:02,833 I know. I am just - I'm not ready yet. 727 00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:05,702 But you are right ready to sprinkle everything on the Internet. 728 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,238 Well, Levi is the one who made me get tumblr, 729 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:08,238 so don't start with that. 730 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,674 I don't even know how to use that object 731 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,209 Yes, I noticed, okay? 732 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,777 You don't even mark your photos 733 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,480 I don't know how you expect anyone to follow you 734 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:19,649 Yes, look, I don't know what are you talking about It's still not clear why don't you tell it 735 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:22,519 Do you know how ill find out online, 736 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,523 not only from you? 737 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:27,524 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 738 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,559 I'm sorry that I didn't say 739 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,628 and you know on the internet. 740 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,697 But this, for once, is not about you 741 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:35,599 It's about me. 742 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,801 I decide when I want to leave 743 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,903 I decide when I tell my parents or Levi, or you. 744 00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:43,840 I'm not you 745 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,909 746 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:48,678 Have you told Levi or your parents? 747 00:35:50,848 --> 00:35:52,582 Yes? 748 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,254 What is it, man? 749 00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:01,224 You take this path out of proportion. 750 00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:04,294 I think this shows that I really care about you. 751 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:05,929 I am the most worried to tell you 752 00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,430 Does that not mean anything for you 753 00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:09,199 No, no. 754 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:10,834 Because I should be the one you visited 755 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,736 when something important is happening in your life 756 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:16,206 Not Levi. Not your parents. I. 757 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:18,808 And to find out that you can't even talk to me 758 00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,710 about this something important then... 759 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,548 I don't even know what the point is Become a friend again. 760 00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:34,257 Oh, this is chaotic. 761 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,928 You make this mess. 762 00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:43,967 Good. Shut up. Whatever, I handle it. 763 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:51,968 I can't stand it anymore. I feel I have lost you. 764 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,670 It's been 12 hours. 765 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:56,473 Well, it feels like year to me, okay 766 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:59,643 I want to talk about this and You are the bastard. 767 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:03,613 -Oh, I'm a bastard? -Yes, you're a jerk 768 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,548 The whole reason I'm not tell me I'm gay 769 00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:07,584 is because of this - exactly what are you doing now 770 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,352 What do I do now? 771 00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:11,855 You make something between us weird and awkward 772 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,398 I am not angry because you are gay 773 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,300 I'm crazy because you didn't tell me 774 00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:26,336 Do you know how hard it is to come out? 775 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:30,940 -Of course not. -Persis. Of course not. 776 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:34,611 I will no longer apologize because I didn't tell you earlier. 777 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:38,315 Look, everything is really rough for me, okay? 778 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:40,417 My parents are too supportive, 779 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:40,417 Levi tries for my prostitute to come out, 780 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:46,489 and believe it or not, it's actually very difficult don't talk to you about this all 781 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,825 I think I'm just upset with... 782 00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:51,928 I just need someone to take it out 783 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:58,768 Well, take out to your parents, 784 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,937 it's clear are they there for 785 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:02,472 Are we good 786 00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:10,814 Yes, we are fine. 787 00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:15,118 Because it doesn't feel like like us is fine 788 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,555 -Okay, now we go it's okay, okay -Good. 789 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:21,958 -Good. -Good. 790 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,493 -Good. -Good. 791 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,362 I've said "okay" so much at the last minute, 792 00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:29,799 I don't even know what it means anymore 793 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,801 Yes. 794 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,405 No. 795 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,681 -So, straight. -Mm-hmm. 796 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,850 -Lurus. -Mm-hmm. 797 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:48,585 798 00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:51,488 Unfortunately, straight. 799 00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:55,925 Uh, gay 800 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:59,763 Um, gay, gay, 801 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:02,632 straight? 802 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:05,635 No, that's all straight girl, baby 803 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:07,704 How can you know just by looking at them? 804 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,172 Years of practice, honey. 805 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:11,808 I have my gaydar perfected. 806 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,844 -Okay, look at the girl near the tree? -Yes. 807 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,446 Gay. 808 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:17,981 How can you say that? far away from here? 809 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,618 I can. Good. Try again. 810 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,553 Um... 811 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:24,554 Hey. 812 00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:25,855 Hey, whore 813 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:26,856 Done for today? 814 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:27,991 -Yes. -Good. 815 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,659 What are you doing? 816 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,961 Just try to teach us dyke little baby here 817 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,630 how to use gaydar 818 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:34,998 I think I've started very good in that matter 819 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,033 No. 820 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,569 Well, who do we see? Can I try 821 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:41,070 Why? You are straight 822 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,506 I don't know It's possible to save me from others 823 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:45,942 15 years destroying on bass Lance 824 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,777 Bless him 825 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:50,880 Is that um... 826 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,649 That's what I thought. 827 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:53,950 Who sent sms? 828 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,485 Elliot. 829 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,654 Already sent an SMS to for like two weeks, without stopping. 830 00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,456 You don't know that Elliot 831 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,458 I mean, lots of people text me, 832 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:05,862 like you or Cassie or my mother 833 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:07,130 Does your mother call you? 834 00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:09,065 No. 835 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,034 Thinking so. 836 00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,902 Who is Elliot 837 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:15,104 Elliot, I told you about him. I met her after class one day. 838 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,940 No, you never mentioned it. 839 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,741 Oh, I mean, it's not a big deal I met a girl, her name was Elliot and that was all 840 00:41:18,743 --> 00:41:22,712 841 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,113 And he wants to ride his face 842 00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:25,815 Maybe just a little. 843 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,551 -He plays soccer. -You hate sports 844 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:30,954 I like girls who play sports, 845 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:32,822 and that's all that's important. 846 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:36,626 You have to invite to our party on Saturday 847 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:38,161 Yes? I really want you people to meet him 848 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,929 I think you will love him. 849 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:42,131 He is very cool. I mean, obviously isn't as cool as mine, 850 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,100 but like who? 851 00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:48,137 Gay, straight, gay? 852 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,944 -Sial. -Do not close even. 853 00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:21,998 I'm thinking of ordering a pizza. 854 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,299 What do you want in your half? 855 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:27,103 I'm not really hungry. I might not have it. 856 00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:29,072 But you're always hungry. 857 00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:38,247 Hey. 858 00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:42,118 Yes. Right now? There is no. 859 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,654 Yes, I'm starving, obviously. 860 00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:46,189 I'll meet you there like ten minutes. 861 00:43:46,191 --> 00:43:48,224 Oh, you came to the party tonight right? 862 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,412 Oh my God, MacKenzie. 863 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,716 Where are all these people? 864 00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:16,386 I don't know Just like ten people say they will come 865 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:20,390 I might have texted some extra people. 866 00:44:20,392 --> 00:44:22,392 I mean, ten people a meeting, woman. 867 00:44:22,394 --> 00:44:24,360 This is a party. 868 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:26,696 Can we get some Beyonce here? 869 00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:32,235 Oh my God. 870 00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:34,804 -Why are they here? -To destroy your life 871 00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:36,305 I don't believe he took it. 872 00:44:36,307 --> 00:44:38,741 Well, I mean, I can, because they are dating But you know what I mean. 873 00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:40,009 This is amazing 874 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,711 Has he got it? period yet? He looks 12. 875 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:44,881 Give this 876 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:46,315 Eww, what is that? 877 00:44:48,252 --> 00:44:49,318 878 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,254 Peach schnapps. 879 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:53,122 God, You are a lesbian. 880 00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:56,225 Where is your lover 881 00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:57,727 He is not my lover, 882 00:44:57,729 --> 00:44:59,929 because we haven't "loved" yet. 883 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:01,964 He is playing beer pong. 884 00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:04,100 Why don't you go talk to him? 885 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:07,103 I don't know I don't want to bother him. 886 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:12,241 Oh! 887 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:16,913 Where did you find it? 888 00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:19,248 Yolo, bitches! 889 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:23,052 Please never say that again. 890 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,320 You are white 891 00:46:05,797 --> 00:46:07,830 Hey, I'll let you have this one 892 00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:10,800 -Let me have it? I won it's fair and square -Yes. 893 00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:14,103 - Beer pong cup, -but I need to remind you this is the only time, 894 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:17,006 -You once beat me. -Is tearing out of you dead hand... 895 00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:19,041 And the sex is so great. 896 00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:20,443 Mind if we sit down? 897 00:46:21,378 --> 00:46:23,880 Yes, of course. 898 00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:31,788 Oh sorry. Promise, I don't know what I'm going to do 899 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:33,956 I will go to the bathroom. Okay bye. 900 00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:44,033 Uh, hey. 901 00:46:44,902 --> 00:46:46,402 Hey. 902 00:46:47,337 --> 00:46:49,205 Are you okay? 903 00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:51,107 Yes I'm fine. 904 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:55,444 Cool. 905 00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:04,987 Where do you go? 906 00:47:10,527 --> 00:47:12,495 So, Tasha. 907 00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:16,332 -That's Tasha, isn't it? -Yes. 908 00:47:17,534 --> 00:47:18,901 What is your direction? 909 00:47:18,903 --> 00:47:20,403 Bachelor of art. 910 00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:22,071 Oh cool. 911 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,207 -What in? -College. 912 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:41,924 Love you, goodbye 913 00:47:48,065 --> 00:47:50,066 -Hey. -Hi. 914 00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:51,434 Are you good? 915 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,872 Yes. I am doing fine. We already have the conversation. 916 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,540 Right, yes 917 00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:00,543 Are you okay? 918 00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:01,911 Yes. 919 00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:04,046 Okay then. 920 00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:23,299 What is this? MacKenzie do? 921 00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:25,201 Does he suffer from diarrhea or something? 922 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,037 Eww. 923 00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:47,523 As long as you know, I don't know what I'm doing. 924 00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:49,425 Honestly, neither do I. 925 00:48:49,993 --> 00:48:51,427 Cool. 926 00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:59,568 -Hey, whore -Save me, whore Save me. 927 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,579 Who are you? 928 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:13,249 I'm Tasha. 929 00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:15,418 I don't care. 930 00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:18,454 Where is MacKenzie? 931 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:21,023 I don't know He has diarrhea or the like 932 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,260 Ew, ew, ew. 933 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:27,563 -No no no. -I can save him 934 00:49:37,374 --> 00:49:38,574 Go 935 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:41,043 Hey, not when you experience diarrhea 936 00:49:41,045 --> 00:49:42,979 I don't have diarrhea. 937 00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:44,747 Not me. 938 00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:48,217 This is my third beer and I don't even feel anything I'm like a tank. 939 00:49:49,753 --> 00:49:51,087 I hate being a tank. 940 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:54,623 I want liquor 941 00:49:56,126 --> 00:49:57,326 Go take liquor. 942 00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:01,731 Right, sorry Yes, liquor So who are you? Do you like to go to this school? I'm Cassie. 943 00:50:01,733 --> 00:50:05,067 Former Matthew, Cassie. 944 00:50:07,537 --> 00:50:11,273 945 00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:12,675 946 00:50:14,611 --> 00:50:16,679 947 00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:19,515 He never calls Cassie. 948 00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,784 We broke up like three months ago. 949 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:25,087 And he starts dating you, like, a second after I dump him. 950 00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:26,722 I think I'm drunk. 951 00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:30,659 Ugh, alright. 952 00:50:31,428 --> 00:50:33,329 See you later, Kathy. 953 00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:35,164 See you soon 954 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:38,200 Hey, hey. 955 00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:39,201 Where do you go? 956 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,470 I only need fresh air. 957 00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:04,326 -Hey. -Oh, jeez. 958 00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:08,130 What are you doing here? 959 00:51:08,132 --> 00:51:10,132 I think I'll accompany you. 960 00:51:10,134 --> 00:51:11,700 Do you want to talk? 961 00:51:11,702 --> 00:51:13,235 I'm good thanks. 962 00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:17,206 Well, you look upset. 963 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:18,641 I'm fine. 964 00:51:32,489 --> 00:51:34,790 Just go fuck inside, well? 965 00:51:55,812 --> 00:51:58,247 Hey, this is mack, by the way a little. 966 00:51:58,249 --> 00:52:00,316 EW, why did I say that? 967 00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:02,451 MacKenzie, pick it up. 968 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:04,353 Okay, Matthew only tries to kiss me, 969 00:52:04,355 --> 00:52:06,555 and he is disgusting beer breath 970 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:10,526 And do you see that? asshole jerk she tries to grow up? 971 00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:13,662 Dirt. I'm sorry, that offends you? 972 00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:15,865 I don't know 973 00:52:15,867 --> 00:52:19,401 And I just stabbed The stupid and pesky preschooler boyfriend on face 974 00:52:19,403 --> 00:52:20,870 And I'm pretty sure I get my period, 975 00:52:20,872 --> 00:52:25,674 So, please just stop shitting 976 00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:28,177 and meet me on our bench, okay 977 00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:29,445 I need you. 978 00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:13,956 He left this last night. 979 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:16,358 The only thing I will experience has his own again 980 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,860 Oh my God, give me the details. 981 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:20,863 Ugh, that's terrible. 982 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:23,699 No, it's not even terrible, because it's good 983 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,568 And that's terrible. 984 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:27,870 Why, what happened? 985 00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:29,438 Okay, I'm pretty sure I just told you this 986 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,739 because I was still drunk from last night 987 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:32,208 Yes, I can still smell schnapps peach 988 00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:33,475 on your breath, baby 989 00:53:33,477 --> 00:53:34,910 This is rather disgusting. 990 00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:38,214 Alright, like, we are making out on my bed 991 00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:40,649 - and things that happen really yes you know? -Yes. 992 00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:42,551 -I like taking off his shirt, -oh. 993 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,653 -And like to touch it boobies and so on. -Spirit. 994 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:47,890 - And I like, yes, like it, I will do this. -Right. 995 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,759 I will do this. I will do it. 996 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:54,697 -So I stuck my finger there. -Right. 997 00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:57,533 And then I just leave it. 998 00:53:57,535 --> 00:53:59,802 You just left what 999 00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:01,870 My finger? 1000 00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:04,773 I just let it sit there like tampon fucks. 1001 00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:07,576 Oh come on, are you fair will stand there 1002 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,245 and doesn't make fun of from our little homo? 1003 00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:11,380 I don't know, Levi, he is clearly backward. 1004 00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:12,848 I don't know what the finger is 1005 00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:15,284 I think that there is over. 1006 00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:16,819 Honey, I'm gay, 1007 00:54:16,821 --> 00:54:18,787 and I know it's not how you are someone's finger 1008 00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:21,657 What is the use of watching all that lesbian porn? 1009 00:54:21,659 --> 00:54:23,659 I'm so embarrassed. 1010 00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:24,927 You must. 1011 00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:30,933 And where are you? left last night, little missy? 1012 00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:33,302 Leave your own party like a diva? 1013 00:54:33,304 --> 00:54:34,436 I just have to get out. 1014 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:35,738 I can't deal with Matthew 1015 00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:37,273 and the prostitute boyfriend again. 1016 00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:39,842 They leave immediately after you throw 1017 00:54:39,844 --> 00:54:41,377 Maybe for bang. 1018 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:43,912 Thank you. It makes me feel much better 1019 00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:45,948 I don't understand. You broke up with him. 1020 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:48,684 Do you want to go back? together or something? 1021 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,286 I don't know, it's just like every time-- 1022 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,355 -apa, this is Elliot. -Yes. 1023 00:54:53,357 --> 00:54:56,458 Hey, I don't think I ever will talk to you again 1024 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,961 Do you believe me if I tell you my finger is asleep? 1025 00:55:02,499 --> 00:55:04,600 Oh, the girl fell in love. 1026 00:55:04,602 --> 00:55:06,935 -It's adorable. -Yeah, and rightly so is really selfish 1027 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:09,371 Oh no. 1028 00:55:09,373 --> 00:55:11,640 MacKenzie finally actually likes someone 1029 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,875 You must just be blessed 1030 00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:15,711 I am happy for him. 1031 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:18,614 Just like, why? he must be very happy 1032 00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:21,650 My life is a mess. -Oh, my God. 1033 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:25,020 What? It's like he never had it time for me or us again 1034 00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:26,855 It's all about Elliot. 1035 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:30,526 What's amazing about Elliot 1036 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,862 He isn't even funny. 1037 00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:35,030 He has some big breasts, though. 1038 00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:36,865 I have good breasts. 1039 00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:39,735 Yeah, but MacKenzie isn't allowed to put that... 1040 00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,403 In his mouth. 1041 00:55:41,405 --> 00:55:44,406 -Girls are pigs like that. -I know, tell me about it. 1042 00:55:46,109 --> 00:55:48,077 Reese, are you going to leave? ask me about Matthew again? 1043 00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:49,712 Because I really don't want to talk about him 1044 00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:51,914 No, I am ready Taught by the Dean. 1045 00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:54,750 Apparently, I crossed several limits. 1046 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:58,854 You know, I thought it was very creepy that he even knows about it. 1047 00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:01,390 And I just want to know what your plan is for graduation. 1048 00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:04,626 Every job is lined up? 1049 00:56:04,628 --> 00:56:06,362 Well, I'm fired from an internship, 1050 00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:09,031 so the job pool looks a little shallow 1051 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,834 1052 00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:13,936 You know, I really know someone 1053 00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:16,138 who works in creative agents 1054 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:20,876 and they are looking for for junior copywriters 1055 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,411 And I advise you. 1056 00:56:22,413 --> 00:56:25,447 - Are you serious? -I. 1057 00:56:25,449 --> 00:56:26,715 Oh my God, this is extraordinary. 1058 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:28,951 Position starts immediately, 1059 00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:31,653 So it must be perfect for when you pass -Good. 1060 00:56:31,655 --> 00:56:32,955 - They want to meet you -Good. 1061 00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:37,826 And this is the name of the person, 1062 00:56:37,828 --> 00:56:42,598 and the name is and contact information 1063 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,433 from creative director 1064 00:56:46,102 --> 00:56:50,005 - Give them a phone if you are interested -Okay, yeah. 1065 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:51,173 Wow. 1066 00:56:52,942 --> 00:56:55,978 Reese, if you don't like it my old version of gbf, 1067 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,780 I will really kiss it you now 1068 00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:05,454 You have a sticker on your ceiling 1069 00:57:05,456 --> 00:57:07,556 What? 1070 00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:11,994 Oh yeah. That's them, You know, star stickers. 1071 00:57:13,663 --> 00:57:14,730 What? 1072 00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:16,098 You know, the star sticker 1073 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,834 from the solar system, They glow in the dark. 1074 00:57:19,736 --> 00:57:21,069 That is very embarrassing. 1075 00:57:21,071 --> 00:57:24,540 - Oh. Oh, is that embarrassing? - Mm-hmm. 1076 00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:27,109 I have light in the darkness The solar system is embarrassing, 1077 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,812 but I stick out my finger in your vagina to take comfortably take a nap, 1078 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:31,914 That's not embarrassing. 1079 00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:33,749 Whoa, who says no is embarrassing? 1080 00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:35,717 Even then is more embarrassing 1081 00:57:40,757 --> 00:57:42,624 So, can I kiss you now? 1082 00:57:44,694 --> 00:57:47,463 Yes. I thought we were past 1083 00:57:47,465 --> 00:57:48,997 where you need to ask 1084 00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:51,667 Good. 1085 00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:53,969 Just checking. 1086 00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:07,816 Let me turn this off really, really fast 1087 00:58:09,552 --> 00:58:10,652 What is that? 1088 00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:13,956 Oh, this is just my tumblr. 1089 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:15,057 You have tumblr 1090 00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:17,226 Oh yeah, I'm really gay. 1091 00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:20,729 Who is the girl? 1092 00:58:20,731 --> 00:58:22,531 Oh, that's shawntelle. 1093 00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:23,532 Shawntelle? 1094 00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:25,000 Yes, he's my friend 1095 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:28,804 Well, technically he's my tumblr boyfriend 1096 00:58:30,974 --> 00:58:33,275 -You have a girlfriend tumblr? -Yes. Can you trust it 1097 00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:35,511 I don't even know what he saw like in real life 1098 00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:37,613 I can get catfished for all I know 1099 00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:39,781 He, like, lives in Texas or something. 1100 00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:43,952 What happened now? 1101 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:45,053 Will you leave? 1102 00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:46,922 Yes, sir, I'm leaving. 1103 00:58:46,924 --> 00:58:49,157 Why? I thought we would go go get ice cream 1104 00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:50,826 Because you have a boyfriend. 1105 00:58:50,828 --> 00:58:52,561 A girl--? 1106 00:58:52,563 --> 00:58:55,998 No, he's a tumblr boyfriend. 1107 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,833 He may be 50 years old 1108 00:58:57,835 --> 00:59:00,769 and have two mental challenged boys 1109 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,848 Sorry to look after you. I hope you don't wait. 1110 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,216 Oh no, not at all. 1111 00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:15,784 Hi, Cassie. 1112 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:17,819 Juliana. Thank you. Please, sit. 1113 00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,657 Cassie, where are you 1114 00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:30,732 Come on, lift it up. Pick up. Pick up. 1115 00:59:33,337 --> 00:59:35,671 Hey, baby, I can't really talk now 1116 00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:37,739 I think I'm really Things are chaotic. 1117 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,177 What - are you-- 1118 00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:44,012 Do you have sex right now? 1119 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:47,983 Yes, honey, I told you I can't really talk now 1120 00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:49,351 This is a bad time. 1121 00:59:50,286 --> 00:59:51,920 This is really the right time. 1122 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:54,189 Why do you also answer the phone? 1123 00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:57,859 I'm the lowest, so it's not like that I really did anything I don't need to know that. 1124 00:59:57,861 --> 01:00:00,329 Call me back when you have finished 1125 01:00:00,331 --> 01:00:01,363 Oh, oh, God. Now I just think of you finishing 1126 01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:06,068 OK, baby, baby 1127 01:00:06,070 --> 01:00:07,336 Hello? Just kidding. 1128 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:11,807 1129 01:00:11,809 --> 01:00:13,609 This is Cassie's voice message. 1130 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:16,345 Mack, this is Cassie. I mean, Cassie, this is mack. 1131 01:00:16,347 --> 01:00:17,980 MacKenzie. 1132 01:00:17,982 --> 01:00:20,148 I think Elliot just dumped it I because I'm stupid, 1133 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,084 fucking, shitty-ass boyfriend tumblr 1134 01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:24,953 who's not even fucking there 1135 01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:26,922 Like, why don't they tell you? in terms and conditions 1136 01:00:26,924 --> 01:00:28,156 if you have a tumblr girlfriend 1137 01:00:28,158 --> 01:00:30,125 it seems important as real 1138 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:32,060 Like, how damn stupid What is that? 1139 01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:33,729 What's the use one of them? 1140 01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:36,865 To send song lyrics and pictures back and forth to. 1141 01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:39,134 Can I screw one of the songs? lyrics, Cassie 1142 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:41,169 No, no, I can't. 1143 01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:43,405 I mean, technically I can't. 1144 01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:46,208 Maybe like, I can emotionally, somehow, or anyways 1145 01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:48,744 Elliot knows and now he hates me. 1146 01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:50,112 At least I thought he was, I don't know 1147 01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:51,780 He rushed out of here. 1148 01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:57,119 I think I love him, Cassie. 1149 01:00:57,121 --> 01:01:00,055 I mean, of course, I'm not because it's been like a month 1150 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:03,191 But I really, like him. 1151 01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:05,761 You have to help me, I don't know what to do 1152 01:01:07,196 --> 01:01:09,931 We need to win it again. 1153 01:01:09,933 --> 01:01:12,934 Oh yeah. I just say "we". This is now a team effort. 1154 01:01:12,936 --> 01:01:17,239 I will get ice cream. Meet me on our bench, you know? 1155 01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:19,908 Like, stop what you are doing now and come to see me 1156 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,277 Like, right now. 1157 01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:23,979 Okay bye. 1158 01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:18,500 Hello? Just kidding, 1159 01:02:18,502 --> 01:02:20,102 This is Cassie's voice message. 1160 01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:21,737 Seriously? 1161 01:02:22,472 --> 01:02:24,005 Seriously? 1162 01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:26,041 Don't do it I don't want to hear it. 1163 01:02:26,043 --> 01:02:27,843 What do you mean don't want to hear? 1164 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:30,746 I mean, I don't want to hear it You complain about 1165 01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:32,214 whatever it is you go to complain about 1166 01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:35,217 I don't care I don't care about your problem, MacKenzie 1167 01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:37,319 And I especially don't care about about anything 1168 01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:41,289 You do to screw you up relationship with Elliot 1169 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:44,493 This might be surprising, but it's your job 1170 01:02:44,495 --> 01:02:47,262 as my best friend to care about these things 1171 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:50,298 You have to listen to and let me vent 1172 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:51,967 about whatever I want to vent. 1173 01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:54,069 So, if I want to complain all day 1174 01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:55,771 about stupid women in snuggie ads 1175 01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:58,173 who doesn't even know how to read fucking blankets on it, 1176 01:02:58,175 --> 01:03:00,275 1177 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:02,177 like, actually, if you have trouble reading 1178 01:03:02,179 --> 01:03:03,812 and keep the blanket on you, 1179 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,313 then you must have your children taken away 1180 01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:07,048 because obviously not is suitable for being a parent 1181 01:03:07,050 --> 01:03:09,451 Then you will agree and you will confide with me, 1182 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:12,020 because that's the case best friend 1183 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:14,956 No, no. 1184 01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:16,992 Not that best friend, MacKenzie. 1185 01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:22,364 Best friends tell each other 1186 01:03:22,366 --> 01:03:25,967 when they think other people's existence stupid and silly 1187 01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:26,968 Do you hear that? 1188 01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:28,937 honest best friend 1189 01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:34,843 Oh Oh. What is it we do now 1190 01:03:34,845 --> 01:03:36,244 We are honest with each other. 1191 01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:39,214 Okay, yes, of course, I can be honest Let's be honest. 1192 01:03:39,216 --> 01:03:41,550 Your plan, this life plan, 1193 01:03:46,455 --> 01:03:49,157 is the stupidest thing I've seen in my life. 1194 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:52,394 1195 01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:54,496 Like, what is this point? 1196 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,498 Why do you still have this? hanging in our refrigerator? 1197 01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:03,872 Do you laminate your life plan? 1198 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:07,075 At least I still think about what the future I want 1199 01:04:07,077 --> 01:04:08,877 What are you doing with your life 1200 01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:11,046 besides getting catfished on the internet? 1201 01:04:11,048 --> 01:04:13,348 Oh, don't take it shawntelle to this 1202 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:18,320 You are so involved, You don't even realize it 1203 01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:20,388 I have a job interview today 1204 01:04:20,390 --> 01:04:23,058 for my dream job at creative agency 1205 01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,926 Okay, so maybe not my dream job, 1206 01:04:24,928 --> 01:04:27,495 because my dream job involves Ryan Gosling feeds me wine, 1207 01:04:27,497 --> 01:04:30,198 but still very good job 1208 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,100 And you don't even know 1209 01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:34,269 because if you don't have it has something to do with you, 1210 01:04:34,271 --> 01:04:35,570 You don't even care. 1211 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:38,240 Very? Really, Cassie? 1212 01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:40,442 You call me involved yourself? 1213 01:04:40,444 --> 01:04:41,943 What about this one? 1214 01:04:41,945 --> 01:04:44,312 You don't even know that I'm gay 1215 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:50,285 Everyone, literally everyone can tell you, 1216 01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:52,220 but my angry lesbianism doesn't even bother you 1217 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,923 because you are so wrapped in your head 1218 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:57,192 You have a boyfriend 1219 01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:58,560 You are dating Andrew 1220 01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:00,295 So how can I know? 1221 01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:04,966 Do you think that I actually like to date Andrew? 1222 01:05:04,968 --> 01:05:07,269 The only reason that I dated him 1223 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:08,637 because the penis is very small it's beautiful is just a pussy. 1224 01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:10,505 And as my best friend You must know this. 1225 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:13,475 Oh God, what do you know? 1226 01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:15,377 That is a mistake. 1227 01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:17,178 1228 01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:20,181 17 years ago, when I saw that you had Ken Beach time, 1229 01:05:20,183 --> 01:05:23,652 and I have Barbie ball dresses, and I think they can just get married, 1230 01:05:23,654 --> 01:05:25,220 and we can play together. 1231 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:28,223 I have Ken Beach time, 1232 01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:32,027 and you still don't know that I'm gay 1233 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:35,630 You know what, Maybe this friendship 1234 01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:38,466 it should not be to survive this long. 1235 01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:40,435 Good. 1236 01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:45,707 I don't know if you think I'm kidding, 1237 01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:48,510 but I'm serious. 1238 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:51,947 I am more than this friendship. 1239 01:05:56,519 --> 01:05:58,420 Good. 1240 01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:02,457 Then I hope you enjoy single, live quiet, Cassie. 1241 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:04,626 With all your friends on Facebook and Twitter 1242 01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:08,997 Because of newsflash, they aren't Your attention is like me. 1243 01:06:15,404 --> 01:06:17,172 I hope you grab your dirt so you can get out, 1244 01:06:17,174 --> 01:06:18,540 because I don't want your here again 1245 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:20,041 Of course, that's what I'm doing 1246 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:23,611 I go, and it turns out it's not because you kicked me out, 1247 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:25,347 this is because I choose to go. 1248 01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:28,383 Good, because I can't stand around you. 1249 01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:31,119 -Great. -Alright then. 1250 01:06:31,121 --> 01:06:32,654 -All right then. -Then just leave. 1251 01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:35,023 That's the truth I will do. 1252 01:06:35,025 --> 01:06:36,024 -Go. -Good. 1253 01:06:36,026 --> 01:06:37,325 Go. 1254 01:07:11,727 --> 01:07:14,095 In my hand, I hold one last rose. 1255 01:07:14,097 --> 01:07:17,699 Do you know what? I have to appear on a reality show. 1256 01:07:19,770 --> 01:07:23,038 Damn that happened to me, that's ridiculous. 1257 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,607 People will be happy watching my life 1258 01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:32,247 What did you say tonight? 1259 01:07:32,249 --> 01:07:33,548 -This. -Heat. 1260 01:07:35,317 --> 01:07:37,352 What is your lover doing? It's Saturday. 1261 01:07:37,354 --> 01:07:39,521 I don't have a lover anymore, remember? 1262 01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:42,123 I have a boyfriend or girlfriend, it's possible 1263 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,426 40 years old, bald shop workers. 1264 01:07:45,761 --> 01:07:47,395 Ew. 1265 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,264 What did you do tonight? 1266 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:50,365 Ordinary. 1267 01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:51,566 Can I come? 1268 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:54,736 This is a group of us gay, so... no 1269 01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:56,504 But I'm gay now. 1270 01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:58,773 You're a lesbian, baby 1271 01:07:58,775 --> 01:08:00,642 What's the difference? 1272 01:08:06,382 --> 01:08:07,849 Oh my God. 1273 01:08:10,186 --> 01:08:12,253 Oh, sometimes you're very funny. 1274 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,356 This is very charming, don't worry 1275 01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:25,100 I gave it to him, like I gave his heart. 1276 01:08:27,303 --> 01:08:28,570 This is tragic. 1277 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:36,311 Oh, I have to get ready. 1278 01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:39,881 Um, do you want the rest of my burrito? 1279 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,385 Of course I want your burrito 1280 01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:46,154 I know, I always can rely on you 1281 01:08:46,156 --> 01:08:47,589 Oh shit. 1282 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:57,565 Christine, you're funny, 1283 01:08:57,567 --> 01:09:01,803 smart, cultured, generous. 1284 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:05,773 And one of the most interesting people I've met 1285 01:09:07,576 --> 01:09:10,578 But I have to give I finally climbed to Brittany 1286 01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:12,914 because he is too hot 1287 01:09:15,918 --> 01:09:17,285 Hey. 1288 01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:19,587 What are you doing? 1289 01:09:20,723 --> 01:09:22,390 Do you want to come? 1290 01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:32,200 Hi. 1291 01:09:32,202 --> 01:09:33,701 Hey. 1292 01:10:03,767 --> 01:10:06,668 Don't wait. 1293 01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:27,488 Dirt. Actually not think you actually will be here 1294 01:10:27,490 --> 01:10:28,690 Why? 1295 01:10:28,692 --> 01:10:30,291 It's like Friday night 11:00 1296 01:10:30,293 --> 01:10:32,660 I suspect you will come out drink or something 1297 01:10:32,662 --> 01:10:33,995 It's Saturday night. 1298 01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:37,498 Look, I don't even know my own life 1299 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,834 Well, we have a tour tomorrow, so... 1300 01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:42,270 Right, for football. 1301 01:10:42,272 --> 01:10:43,972 Yes. 1302 01:10:47,710 --> 01:10:50,011 I send you a collection of text. 1303 01:10:50,013 --> 01:10:52,914 I have never heard from you. 1304 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,349 I got it 1305 01:10:57,853 --> 01:11:00,388 Can I enter? I really want to talk to you 1306 01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:02,023 I don't think so. 1307 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:04,559 I have to get up early to go for tomorrow's tournament, 1308 01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:08,796 and, to be honest, I just don't really want to talk to you right now. 1309 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:16,337 Oh yes, no, that's true can be understood 1310 01:11:19,475 --> 01:11:23,011 I can just say again that I'm really sorry 1311 01:11:23,013 --> 01:11:26,581 I'm stupid, okay? Like, really really stupid. 1312 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:29,784 Like, should be tested stupid. I think that is quite clear. 1313 01:11:31,654 --> 01:11:34,422 I'm new to all this. I just don't know about the whole... 1314 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:36,758 Tumblr boyfriend thing. 1315 01:11:38,661 --> 01:11:42,030 No, that is ignorance. 1316 01:11:46,535 --> 01:11:47,935 See you later, mack. 1317 01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:57,078 Fuck. 1318 01:12:06,021 --> 01:12:07,789 Where do you go? 1319 01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:11,993 Well, the game show channel calls my name, so... 1320 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:16,497 Cool. 1321 01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:18,433 I go down to watch TV. 1322 01:12:18,435 --> 01:12:20,668 Oh, um... 1323 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,837 It's awkward. 1324 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:27,775 This is just a Booty call, okay, so... 1325 01:12:27,777 --> 01:12:29,677 I just want some Booty. 1326 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:31,412 What? 1327 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:37,051 You know, I have a boyfriend. 1328 01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:41,122 Yes, and it's clear You really like it. 1329 01:12:41,124 --> 01:12:43,424 So, I will go watch the feud 1330 01:12:43,426 --> 01:12:46,394 But thanks for meeting my needs 1331 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:52,633 Well, that's difficult. 1332 01:12:52,635 --> 01:12:54,502 Laura, for you. 1333 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,138 We surveyed 100 women and asked what was worst - 1334 01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:59,507 I will only return because I need more underwear. 1335 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,942 Text messages. 1336 01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:01,943 What was that? 1337 01:13:01,945 --> 01:13:03,678 What is it 1338 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,813 Mack. 1339 01:13:05,815 --> 01:13:07,548 Are you fighting or something? 1340 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:10,885 He is a prostitute who engages himself and a bad friend. 1341 01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:15,089 I think I wear more underwear. 1342 01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:16,791 Apparently I only have three pairs That bright day. 1343 01:13:19,962 --> 01:13:22,597 See you later, Matthew. 1344 01:13:24,967 --> 01:13:27,402 Yes, goodbye. 1345 01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:30,671 What is the worst way get rid of someone 1346 01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:50,191 Juliana. 1347 01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:51,626 It's very good to meet you again 1348 01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:52,860 Hi, Cassie. 1349 01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:56,697 It's nice to see you again too 1350 01:13:56,699 --> 01:14:00,701 I have some news that I think You will be interested. 1351 01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:39,574 really ridiculous and overreact? 1352 01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:42,610 Well, I don't know, I guess. 1353 01:14:42,612 --> 01:14:44,946 It's tumblr, like relaxing. 1354 01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:46,747 Maybe you should talk to him. 1355 01:14:46,749 --> 01:14:49,016 I've tried talking For him, I went to his house, 1356 01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:51,052 but he slammed it the door on my face 1357 01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:54,989 He won't do it return my phone, my text. I'm out of ideas. 1358 01:14:56,959 --> 01:15:00,695 What if you send flowers? Girls love flowers. 1359 01:15:00,697 --> 01:15:03,698 I think if you like this girl, you have to be right try to make it work 1360 01:15:09,601 --> 01:15:11,639 Because it sounds like that I is that you are by his side. 1361 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:12,974 I am Swiss. 1362 01:15:12,976 --> 01:15:15,510 What are there to do? 1363 01:15:15,512 --> 01:15:16,978 You are the father who laughs hysterically now. 1364 01:15:18,581 --> 01:15:20,147 You guys are so weird 1365 01:15:26,256 --> 01:15:26,254 You have to bitching with me. 1366 01:15:26,256 --> 01:15:30,691 Say something meaningful Elliot so I feel better. Go. 1367 01:15:31,293 --> 01:15:34,262 When your father and I are watch "word l" 1368 01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:38,065 and Bette deceives Tina, He sends flowers and apologizes. 1369 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:39,901 So I think so what do you have to do 1370 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:44,605 Oh, and write a note that says "You hold all the cards." 1371 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:51,546 I don't know, baby, Maybe you should talk 1372 01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:01,589 I hope he uses protection. 1373 01:16:01,591 --> 01:16:03,925 Well, this conversation doesn't help at all 1374 01:16:06,828 --> 01:16:09,063 Are all women crazy and dramatic 1375 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:10,665 Maybe. 1376 01:16:15,337 --> 01:16:17,572 Where you and dad say tonight 1377 01:16:17,574 --> 01:16:18,839 We talk to you, honey. 1378 01:16:18,841 --> 01:16:21,075 No, say, what are you doing? 1379 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,844 Oh, I need to look up the slang word 1380 01:16:23,846 --> 01:16:26,080 We will play golf with Tracy and Steve. 1381 01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:27,348 Gay. 1382 01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,317 You shouldn't do it say that. 1383 01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:31,218 No, no, I am allowed to say it 1384 01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:33,888 I'm gay so it's okay, like, all blacks are permitted 1385 01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,990 - to call themselves-- -I don't think so. 1386 01:16:38,727 --> 01:16:40,661 I'm miserable 1387 01:16:40,663 --> 01:16:42,830 Oh dear, your father shouted at me We are late. 1388 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:44,231 Sorry, pumpkin, we have to go. 1389 01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:45,900 But I just told you I suffer. 1390 01:16:45,902 --> 01:16:46,968 We love you. 1391 01:16:53,175 --> 01:16:54,675 I hate you. 1392 01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:56,110 I come with you 1393 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:58,112 I'm included in New York. 1394 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:01,115 Like, look at this face. This is really the face of New York. 1395 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:04,885 Do you know rent for 300 square feet apartments like $ 1800? 1396 01:17:08,023 --> 01:17:11,258 Okay, maybe I have more from L.A's face. 1397 01:17:13,996 --> 01:17:16,831 So, I haven't heard it MacKenzie in a few days. 1398 01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:19,233 I assume he lost his mind. 1399 01:17:19,235 --> 01:17:20,301 From what? 1400 01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:23,671 You moved to New York. 1401 01:17:23,673 --> 01:17:26,741 It can be. I didn't even tell him. 1402 01:17:26,743 --> 01:17:28,009 You're fucking kidding me 1403 01:17:28,011 --> 01:17:29,410 He doesn't tell me he's gay, 1404 01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:31,312 so I won't tell him I'm moving 1405 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:35,383 Yes, it's not the same thing at all, you know that right? 1406 01:17:35,385 --> 01:17:38,152 Well, why not? tell him then 1407 01:17:39,021 --> 01:17:41,756 Okay, I'm just really tired being gbf 1408 01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:44,158 it just literally helps you both with your problem. 1409 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,693 I have life too, you know? 1410 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:48,295 Do you know I can speak three languages? 1411 01:17:48,297 --> 01:17:50,064 You don't. 1412 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:54,035 Okay, correction, I can if I study it 1413 01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:56,771 Enter it on your resume. 1414 01:17:56,773 --> 01:17:58,806 I mean, how are you guys? even argue about? 1415 01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:00,241 You have three minutes to tell me, 1416 01:18:00,243 --> 01:18:01,308 because I have a date tonight 1417 01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:03,444 What? It's 11:00. 1418 01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:05,179 Okay, Grandma. 1419 01:18:07,115 --> 01:18:11,085 MacKenzie is fair becomes involved alone 1420 01:18:11,087 --> 01:18:14,855 It's like he has a girlfriend and really forgot I was there. 1421 01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:17,224 This comes from the girl who doesn't know 1422 01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:19,126 that his best friend is gay. 1423 01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:23,397 Okay, what do you know? He has a girlfriend. 1424 01:18:23,399 --> 01:18:27,435 And, of course, the fashion sense is not the biggest, 1425 01:18:27,437 --> 01:18:29,704 But he is color blind 1426 01:18:30,138 --> 01:18:34,709 and many girls like hiking and extraordinary things 1427 01:18:34,711 --> 01:18:39,080 and have a poster from Michelle Rodriguez on... 1428 01:18:40,015 --> 01:18:41,816 Dirt. 1429 01:18:41,818 --> 01:18:42,817 That's it. 1430 01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:44,719 -Mm-hmm. -Yes. 1431 01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:46,387 Mm-hmm. 1432 01:18:48,323 --> 01:18:50,057 Alright 1433 01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:52,159 I moved to New York, and I didn't tell him 1434 01:18:52,161 --> 01:18:53,794 That's all 1435 01:18:57,299 --> 01:19:01,001 Okay, look, you're a big girl. You can do whatever you want. 1436 01:19:01,003 --> 01:19:05,773 I'm just a very sexy gay man who gives extraordinary advice, 1437 01:19:05,775 --> 01:19:08,142 so you don't need to listen to for me or anything, 1438 01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:10,444 but you go to regret this 1439 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,949 Just as you will regret this clothes you wear tonight. 1440 01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:17,051 MacKenzie bought me this shirt 1441 01:19:23,326 --> 01:19:26,193 from choking some sort of food 1442 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:28,329 He needs to learn to stop Talk when he is eating, 1443 01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:29,830 it rebels 1444 01:19:31,366 --> 01:19:33,801 What if he doesn't want me? in his life again? 1445 01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:37,338 I mean, he's gay now. 1446 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:40,941 And I'm straight, so we have nothing in common 1447 01:19:40,943 --> 01:19:43,811 You are very dramatic. 1448 01:19:43,813 --> 01:19:45,479 MacKenzie always has been gay, baby 1449 01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:47,148 So, guess what? 1450 01:19:47,150 --> 01:19:49,183 Nothing has changed. 1451 01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:52,853 Don't damage this friendship, literally, like, nothing You give very good advice 1452 01:19:55,157 --> 01:19:58,492 I know. I think I should have done it my own morning talk show 1453 01:19:51,049 --> 01:20:01,262 Oh my god, I will really not see that 1454 01:20:01,264 --> 01:20:04,532 I will never take you, if you know. 1455 01:20:06,268 --> 01:20:09,069 Fuck this damn site. 1456 01:20:13,975 --> 01:20:16,977 Cannot be trusted. 1457 01:20:35,997 --> 01:20:37,598 What the hell is this a bastard? 1458 01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:14,134 Oh, shit. 1459 01:21:24,045 --> 01:21:25,946 How I don't know you're a lesbian 1460 01:21:36,358 --> 01:21:38,425 1461 01:21:42,330 --> 01:21:44,131 Where is the key is my key? 1462 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,076 Hey. 1463 01:21:57,012 --> 01:21:58,078 Hey. 1464 01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:01,248 Are you serious go without telling me 1465 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:04,251 No, I'm really on the way, now, to tell you 1466 01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:06,520 Dear God, we are very similar. 1467 01:22:11,393 --> 01:22:12,626 New York, huh? 1468 01:22:14,496 --> 01:22:16,330 What will we do? 1469 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:19,066 I think we will only have to have sex every day 1470 01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:20,668 until you can visit me on weekends? 1471 01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:30,711 Listen, I want to give you this great apology speech 1472 01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:32,613 about what sucks my friend - 1473 01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:34,315 You don't need to do it. 1474 01:22:36,251 --> 01:22:38,319 I think we both say the things we regret and... 1475 01:22:40,322 --> 01:22:43,190 We are both very kind bad friends lately. 1476 01:22:44,225 --> 01:22:45,592 I'm sorry. 1477 01:22:47,228 --> 01:22:48,529 I'm right 1478 01:22:48,531 --> 01:22:50,397 I also apologize. 1479 01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:58,005 Actually... I actually wrote a song about that 1480 01:22:58,007 --> 01:23:00,674 -What? -Yes. 1481 01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:03,077 I wrote this song when I heard it You will go, 1482 01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:05,245 and I just think, like, 1483 01:23:05,247 --> 01:23:07,181 "It's like the perfect way to send it away." 1484 01:23:07,183 --> 01:23:09,450 So I'll just sing it now, okay 1485 01:23:09,452 --> 01:23:11,051 -Oh. -Good. 1486 01:23:11,053 --> 01:23:13,120 We start, I will sing it. 1487 01:23:16,758 --> 01:23:18,025 What? 1488 01:23:19,394 --> 01:23:22,696 Oh my God. I'm obviously joking. 1489 01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:25,132 I can't even through this 1490 01:23:25,134 --> 01:23:28,702 -Okay, I'm like "what What is happening now?" -Jesus Christ. 1491 01:23:28,704 --> 01:23:28,702 I like, "I don't know how 1492 01:23:28,704 --> 01:23:32,506 I will only pretend to enjoy this annoying song 1493 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:34,174 that he prepares for me." 1494 01:23:34,176 --> 01:23:35,743 Good. 1495 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:41,281 Actually I have something for you, though 1496 01:23:55,463 --> 01:23:57,164 Oh my God. 1497 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,635 Is this Ken Beach time? 1498 01:24:03,505 --> 01:24:05,372 In meat 1499 01:24:06,241 --> 01:24:07,775 Literally in meat. 1500 01:24:07,777 --> 01:24:10,110 I can't find her clothes anywhere 1501 01:24:15,351 --> 01:24:16,550 You need something 1502 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:17,818 to remind you in New York. 1503 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:22,423 Wait. 1504 01:24:28,263 --> 01:24:29,763 This is for you. 1505 01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:35,669 Is this ball gown Barbie? 1506 01:24:41,142 --> 01:24:44,244 I will fucking miss you, You are a loser. 1507 01:25:14,576 --> 01:25:17,611 I can't find it anywhere. Where is it? 1508 01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:19,847 Hmm? What are you looking for? 1509 01:25:19,849 --> 01:25:23,650 Shirt. God is damned t-shirt, baby 1510 01:25:23,652 --> 01:25:25,519 Um, what does it look like? I will help you see. 1511 01:25:25,521 --> 01:25:28,288 This is pink and is written "sweet greetings" on it. 1512 01:25:28,290 --> 01:25:30,624 I don't understand. 1513 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:33,160 This is a joke in with Cassie, it's okay. 1514 01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:38,432 You hide something from me now 1515 01:25:38,434 --> 01:25:41,535 -You know that Cassie and I are ex-lovers, right? -Mm-hmm. 1516 01:25:41,537 --> 01:25:42,769 -You are jealous? -Yes. 1517 01:25:50,645 --> 01:25:54,248 No, no, baby, we have to be there in like 20 minutes. 1518 01:25:55,416 --> 01:25:57,284 Yes, That won't stop me. 1519 01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:10,164 Wait, wait, what time is it? 1520 01:26:10,166 --> 01:26:12,299 -What? -What time is it now? 1521 01:26:12,301 --> 01:26:14,234 I don't know, 2:25. 1522 01:26:14,236 --> 01:26:15,736 Damn, we're late. 1523 01:26:15,738 --> 01:26:18,405 -Yes. -Okay, go faster.