1 00:01:02,747 --> 00:01:06,789 It is high time that you get married, Alexandre. 2 00:01:06,872 --> 00:01:09,206 Soon, nobody wants him anymore. 3 00:01:09,289 --> 00:01:13,414 Look at your brother. He is married and has a child, soon maybe two. 4 00:01:13,497 --> 00:01:17,706 Someone must bring the Karrastopoulosätten on. 5 00:01:17,789 --> 00:01:23,165 But we'll never be a wedding picture where -just toilet paper! 6 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:26,623 - All married I do feel bad. - That's life. 7 00:01:26,706 --> 00:01:31,915 You get married, you have children, you feel bad ... But you're married! 8 00:01:31,998 --> 00:01:34,832 - Otherwise aged man alone. - And die alone. 9 00:01:34,915 --> 00:01:42,124 You need a woman who cooks, cleans, cuts your toenails ... 10 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:48,416 Come and get yourself a little muscle on my gym - 11 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,666 - So you get lots of women since. 12 00:01:50,749 --> 00:01:58,458 I would take Stavroula. She has a good job and lots of money. 13 00:01:58,541 --> 00:02:02,458 - How much? - Two properties at Circular Quay. 14 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:05,542 I can meet girls on their own. 15 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:09,125 - When I die, then? - Yes, if it comes to that. 16 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:12,458 I may never get married! 17 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:54,460 What a shame. Your little brother getting married before you. 18 00:02:54,544 --> 00:02:59,502 Your dad's so handsome, dressed up to the spirit in the bottle. 19 00:03:01,461 --> 00:03:05,503 - Are you a part of this marriage of free will? - Yes. 20 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:11,253 - Are you a part of this marriage of free will? - Yes. 21 00:03:56,797 --> 00:04:01,088 Get out, all men. It is time for the women's party. 22 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:51,341 Pythagoras, Greek course, showed that C² = a² + b². 23 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:54,716 When will we get use to it? 24 00:04:54,799 --> 00:05:00,674 - You play football, huh? If you lift weights? - Yes, to gain muscle. 25 00:05:01,883 --> 00:05:05,633 Mathematics trains the muscles up here - 26 00:05:05,716 --> 00:05:08,466 - So you get better at football. 27 00:05:13,342 --> 00:05:17,217 No cell phones in class, the tutor! 28 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,967 - I will not. - We always go out on Fridays! 29 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:24,592 - Claire will bring a colleague. - I do not like to be paired. 30 00:05:24,676 --> 00:05:28,676 - Is he talking with his girlfriend? - He's gay. 31 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:32,718 - Your students say you're gay. - They always do. 32 00:05:32,801 --> 00:05:36,426 Now you can prove otherwise. 33 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:40,551 No, I never set my foot in a bar again. 34 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:48,010 Talk to her. She is Greek, it will appear on the mustache. 35 00:06:04,094 --> 00:06:08,469 - Sorry! - Will not you help me up? 36 00:06:08,553 --> 00:06:10,636 Well, of course. 37 00:06:21,928 --> 00:06:24,428 Sorry. 38 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,470 How did it go? 39 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:31,054 Apart from the fracture and should dress ... 40 00:06:31,137 --> 00:06:35,345 - Take the barstool, you. - No, I do not want it. 41 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:39,262 - Well, take it. - I'll take it. 42 00:06:49,846 --> 00:06:53,180 - It was Greek. - I'm not greek. 43 00:06:53,263 --> 00:06:57,055 - What the hell am I doing ...? - What did you say? 44 00:06:57,138 --> 00:06:59,346 I was hittvingad. 45 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:05,097 I also! I have worked in court all day and a colleague took me here. 46 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:09,305 - So you're a lawyer? - Greedy and uncaring ... I know. 47 00:07:09,389 --> 00:07:14,681 - No, I thought extol the legal profession. - So you're a lawyer? 48 00:07:14,764 --> 00:07:18,181 No, I'm a math teacher. 49 00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:23,223 Should not you be at home and solve equations? 50 00:07:23,306 --> 00:07:26,973 I calculated the probability of meeting someone nice here. 51 00:07:27,056 --> 00:07:32,515 - How big was it? - I have not finished counting yet. 52 00:07:38,182 --> 00:07:41,765 - My name is Eve. - Alex. 53 00:07:41,848 --> 00:07:44,849 So you've found each other. 54 00:07:55,557 --> 00:07:57,974 What a beautiful view. 55 00:07:59,683 --> 00:08:04,683 Yes, I see it from work every day, but have never climbed. 56 00:08:04,766 --> 00:08:07,850 - What oaustraliskt of you! - Have you done it? 57 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:10,683 No, I'm afraid of heights. 58 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:18,600 Dad went over that bridge 40 years ago, with $ 20 in his pocket. 59 00:08:18,683 --> 00:08:22,850 He jumped on a boat and said, "Take me to the Harbour Bridge!" 60 00:08:22,934 --> 00:08:27,017 Two days later, he met a grumpy old Greek. 61 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,226 "Are you Greek? This is my daughter." 62 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:34,226 When they reached the bridge was mom and dad promised. 63 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:38,309 Four houses and a souvlakibar later, here I am. 64 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,601 My parents have only one house. 65 00:08:40,684 --> 00:08:45,351 They use the notes as insulation, as all Arabs. 66 00:08:49,351 --> 00:08:53,352 - You will probably not sleep much last night. - I do not live with Paul. 67 00:08:53,435 --> 00:08:55,977 - Do you live alone? - No. 68 00:08:56,060 --> 00:09:00,894 - At the parents? - It's a little hard to explain ... 69 00:09:00,977 --> 00:09:05,811 I live with my. The real estate market is difficult and the rent is just ... 70 00:09:05,894 --> 00:09:13,478 - ... Dead money. My father's words. - It's Mom's standard phrase. 71 00:09:13,561 --> 00:09:19,311 - See you. - Do not do anything I would not do. 72 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,853 What do we do now? 73 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:29,687 - What is everyone doing at this time. - What is it? 74 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:10,272 - I'm a bit of a speed demon. - You do not say... 75 00:10:10,355 --> 00:10:13,147 - What have you been drinking? - No, it is against my religion. 76 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:17,647 But above all, let me be for the sake of calories. 77 00:10:32,523 --> 00:10:38,315 Hello there! So there you must not do. 78 00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:41,523 Shut up! Mind your own business! 79 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:47,107 - Incredible! - Yes, what is it with people ...? 80 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:50,482 - Alexandre? Is it you? - Yes, Daddy. 81 00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:01,232 Thanks for the ride. 82 00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:10,816 I usually let my students meet with professionals of foreign origin ... 83 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:15,941 - It's probably not a good idea. - Why not? 84 00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:18,983 I take 480 per hour. 85 00:11:21,983 --> 00:11:24,525 I'm just kidding. 86 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:04,777 How you going to get married when you're doing that? 87 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:08,986 Pinched you see her ass? Come, I will show. 88 00:12:09,069 --> 00:12:13,611 Prepared? Come on, lift! 89 00:12:13,694 --> 00:12:18,069 Take in! Come on! One more! 90 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:22,361 One, two ... So yes! 91 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:31,820 Six ... Well, take in! 92 00:12:31,903 --> 00:12:35,320 With crossed legs. Very nice! 93 00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:42,362 Hello, girls. 94 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:45,321 A crappy, crappy two, three shit ... 95 00:12:57,321 --> 00:12:59,446 I apologize. 96 00:13:04,071 --> 00:13:09,947 It's time for something fun, exciting and stimulating: Algebra! 97 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:14,989 - The Arabs invented algebra. - The Greeks invented everything, Rima! 98 00:13:15,072 --> 00:13:19,614 Rima's right. The Arabs invented it, but the Greeks made it sexy. 99 00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:23,406 - Alpha, Beta ... - ... gamma neck. 100 00:13:32,239 --> 00:13:34,406 Hi. 101 00:13:35,656 --> 00:13:39,990 - Can I come in? - Sure, come on in. 102 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:47,573 Miss El Masry's lawyer - 103 00:13:47,657 --> 00:13:52,365 - And will talk to you about the law as a career choice. 104 00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:56,782 Come out, you bäfvans lawyer! 105 00:13:56,865 --> 00:14:01,199 Stop boast your Shakespeare Quote, schoolmaster. 106 00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:06,283 - Excuse me, are you single? - I only helps. 107 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:11,574 - As if she was dating a teacher. - What is wrong with the teacher? 108 00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:16,783 - Give the iron, the schoolmaster. - Talk about personal chemistry. 109 00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:20,741 You have to think about chemistry in the next lesson. 110 00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:25,033 When I was your age were also losers to school. 111 00:14:25,117 --> 00:14:29,325 "I was an immigrant kid who no one believed" - 112 00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:33,867 - "But I struggled and succeeded." Recognize this? 113 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:38,242 How many of you want to contribute to society? 114 00:14:38,951 --> 00:14:44,076 Giving voice to those who do not have their own voice. 115 00:14:47,534 --> 00:14:50,785 Defending human rights? 116 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:55,160 How many of you want to get rich? 117 00:14:56,951 --> 00:15:01,243 If he asks, do you go out with him? 118 00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:07,160 - You are persistent, that's good. - What the hell did you call me ?! 119 00:15:13,702 --> 00:15:20,994 - Thanks for letting me come here. - Thanks! Students liked you. 120 00:15:27,911 --> 00:15:30,620 Okay bye. 121 00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:48,495 - You should have asked her. - I told you he's gay. 122 00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:51,121 Why did you do it? 123 00:15:51,204 --> 00:15:56,579 I thought about it, but saw before me that our parents met. 124 00:15:56,663 --> 00:16:02,746 When should you stop adapt to your parents? Call her! 125 00:16:05,121 --> 00:16:10,163 Mr. Karrastopoulos! Here comes the unwanted son. 126 00:16:18,038 --> 00:16:23,247 Hey, it's Eve. Leave a message. 127 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,581 Servant. Hi. 128 00:16:26,664 --> 00:16:32,331 This is Alex from school. I just wanted to say hi - 129 00:16:32,414 --> 00:16:36,581 - And thank you for coming today. 130 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,123 And... 131 00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:49,540 You have Burns to Crown tomorrow morning, Claire. 132 00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:52,207 Tack. 133 00:16:59,665 --> 00:17:03,957 The food is delicious, Mrs. Karrastopoulos. 134 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,791 It does not fit, you can cook your own food. 135 00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:10,166 Send the bread. Wake! 136 00:17:10,249 --> 00:17:13,583 - Behave yourself, Stav. - He's gone. 137 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,749 Sorry. 138 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,750 - Hello? - If I call inappropriate? 139 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:28,458 - No not at all! - I was going to ask if you want ... 140 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:33,792 - Why do you have a Muslim books? - A moment. 141 00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:40,417 They are Paul. He is dating a Muslim. But I advise him. 142 00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:44,292 - Why do you do it? - Because she's a Muslim! 143 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:48,834 - Are you happy, Paul? - I love her. 144 00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:54,918 Do not listen to this idiot. So what if she is Muslim? 145 00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:59,793 - Just our boys are happy. - Amen! 146 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:02,960 Thousands of women, and you choose a Muslim? 147 00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:05,960 - How do you stand out? - Alcohol in quantities. 148 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:11,919 Sorry about that. Want to go for a drink sometime? 149 00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:19,294 - It's probably not a good idea. - Personal chemistry, then? Students saw it. 150 00:18:19,377 --> 00:18:24,211 - It is not. - So you agree? Just a drink! 151 00:18:24,294 --> 00:18:28,669 No, you do not drink. No ... pork steak? Vegetarian? 152 00:18:28,753 --> 00:18:33,878 I'm sorry, Alex. It was nice meeting you. 153 00:19:18,838 --> 00:19:21,380 She's checking you out. 154 00:19:21,463 --> 00:19:24,839 The church is the perfect pickup instead. 155 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:28,464 I'm just trying to help. 156 00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:40,048 Picks up on my wife in the church? 157 00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:45,923 Incompetent. 158 00:19:53,548 --> 00:19:57,757 I got engaged on Saturday, with my cousin Abdul. 159 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,424 - Cousin? - It's okay in our religion. 160 00:20:01,507 --> 00:20:05,257 Every Lebanese is married to his cousin. 161 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:09,132 Do not look so shocked, it was allowed in England too. 162 00:20:09,216 --> 00:20:11,924 Yes, but it's not 1500 anymore earnings ratio. 163 00:20:12,007 --> 00:20:16,091 - When are you getting married? - Next year. If you know you know it. 164 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:21,383 A friend of mine recently met a Muslim woman, and said the same thing. 165 00:20:21,466 --> 00:20:24,050 - Where they met? - At a bar. 166 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:26,216 - She drank alcohol? - No water. 167 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,175 - Dating you a Muslim? - No, a friend. 168 00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:32,717 Be careful you do not get a rod of her brothers. 169 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:38,009 - What do you see in him, Sara? - His cock is as great as his ego. 170 00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:43,509 If she is a believer bet she did not wholeheartedly until she marries. 171 00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:48,842 A wise Muslim does not choose a non - Muslim. The parents are insane! 172 00:20:48,926 --> 00:20:54,926 - He has good job, good family ... - Our values ​​differ. 173 00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:58,176 - You're damn smoked. - Chris ... 174 00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,968 You're damn smoked. 175 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:04,218 - You must work on your love life. - Yes, you need a girlfriend. 176 00:21:04,301 --> 00:21:08,552 - Why do I need it? - You see empty out. 177 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,802 Yes, it radiates not about you. 178 00:21:10,885 --> 00:21:16,052 It fixes most of the brothel for $ 180. 179 00:21:26,844 --> 00:21:28,886 - Hello. - Stalking is a crime. 180 00:21:28,969 --> 00:21:34,303 It's not stalking if you only do it once. I hope... 181 00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:39,636 How can you be sure that you do not say to yourself in 30 years: 182 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:45,178 "Alex should have had a chance. He was lactose intolerant, but okay." 183 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:48,053 - She gives you a chance. - Really? 184 00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:51,554 Paja not a cliché biodejt only. 185 00:21:51,637 --> 00:21:55,095 I had imagined this. 186 00:21:55,179 --> 00:21:57,221 GIFT VOUCHER 187 00:22:07,138 --> 00:22:11,013 - Yeah, do you have any brothers? - Five pieces. 188 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,971 But do not worry, they sit inside. 189 00:22:53,098 --> 00:22:54,848 What are you doing? 190 00:23:26,141 --> 00:23:30,891 - Is she Greek? - No, but she would like. 191 00:23:30,975 --> 00:23:34,683 - I like her already. - You will love her. 192 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:38,017 She talks about her problems, you should not try to solve them. 193 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:41,892 I have been a real casanova. 194 00:23:41,975 --> 00:23:47,392 Go to a fancy place, was not stingy. Here you get. 195 00:23:49,059 --> 00:23:52,934 - Have fun now. - Thanks. 196 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,684 He is matchless. 197 00:23:59,768 --> 00:24:05,018 - How is the weather in Beirut? - Do not yell, they can hear you. 198 00:24:05,101 --> 00:24:07,518 Show us the husband. 199 00:24:09,977 --> 00:24:15,560 Come and visit now. 200 00:24:15,643 --> 00:24:19,560 - How's it going? - Eve! Eve! 201 00:24:19,644 --> 00:24:22,602 We skypar! Where are you? 202 00:24:22,685 --> 00:24:26,144 I have to hurry out. 203 00:24:26,227 --> 00:24:31,978 Muhammad, your fiance, he skypar from Lebanon! 204 00:24:34,144 --> 00:24:38,436 - He is not my fiance. - Soon! 205 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:42,561 - I'm not interested! - You had so much fun together. 206 00:24:42,645 --> 00:24:46,270 It was a year ago. Forget it. 207 00:24:46,353 --> 00:24:50,978 - It is a good Muslim family. - Stop! We're just friends. 208 00:24:51,062 --> 00:24:55,854 - Talk to him. - I can not, Mom. 209 00:24:55,937 --> 00:24:59,645 Please, Mom, you can not. 210 00:24:59,729 --> 00:25:03,937 Talk a little short for my sake. 211 00:25:09,396 --> 00:25:12,229 Sorry, Dad. 212 00:25:14,229 --> 00:25:19,646 - Hey, Eve! - Hello. How are you? 213 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:25,105 - Good. How is it at work? - Good. Much to do. 214 00:25:25,188 --> 00:25:30,689 I was going to come and visit. 215 00:25:30,772 --> 00:25:35,814 There ... I have ... It would be nice. 216 00:25:35,897 --> 00:25:38,939 - Then we can hang out. - Yes. 217 00:25:39,022 --> 00:25:46,189 It goes up the stairs to bågvalvets highest point -1332 steps. 218 00:25:46,273 --> 00:25:50,148 Arch rises to 134 meters above sea level. 219 00:25:50,231 --> 00:25:54,606 The roadway is so high that cruise ships can pass underneath. 220 00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:59,356 With six million bolts and 52,000 tons of steel ... 221 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,815 Excuse. Did you come here by boat under the bridge? 222 00:26:02,898 --> 00:26:06,982 I came with jumbo jet, your whippersnapper. 223 00:26:15,149 --> 00:26:20,566 - How is the weather in Beirut? - Warm. It's summer. 224 00:26:20,649 --> 00:26:24,358 - How is it with you? - Cold. 225 00:26:26,941 --> 00:26:33,066 I must go now, I'm late. It was nice to talk. 226 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:36,650 See you soon. Bye. 227 00:26:39,650 --> 00:26:41,817 Where are you going? 228 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:57,234 I knew you would come. This is yours. 229 00:27:10,943 --> 00:27:15,277 - Thanks. - How does it feel? 230 00:27:17,652 --> 00:27:21,319 Do not worry, this will be fun. 231 00:27:43,111 --> 00:27:45,903 No... 232 00:27:46,861 --> 00:27:49,361 If you want to stay? 233 00:27:51,028 --> 00:27:54,737 No ... I want to end up. 234 00:28:53,948 --> 00:28:56,656 You did it! 235 00:28:57,740 --> 00:29:01,198 - Look at the view! - No. 236 00:30:52,453 --> 00:30:55,078 Mother! 237 00:30:55,162 --> 00:31:00,453 - Come home for dinner. - Yes good Bye. 238 00:31:00,537 --> 00:31:05,495 When will you get married? We can find a nice Muslim at you in Lebanon. 239 00:31:05,579 --> 00:31:10,454 - Maybe I will find someone before then. - You do not like the Muslims here. 240 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:15,162 - He may not be a Muslim. - An Australian, full days on end? 241 00:31:15,246 --> 00:31:20,704 "G'day, mate! Ro hit beer and meat pie!" 242 00:31:20,788 --> 00:31:25,913 - What is their culture? - Greek culture, then? 243 00:31:25,996 --> 00:31:31,622 Greeks are talking only about the antiquity! They think they have invented everything. 244 00:31:31,705 --> 00:31:36,913 - Do not they? - No, Sanskrit came from us. 245 00:31:36,997 --> 00:31:41,080 - Oil and algebra. - We give to charity. 246 00:31:41,164 --> 00:31:46,414 Greeks are greedy. They have to pay to pray! 247 00:31:49,247 --> 00:31:54,206 I knew Greg. 248 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:57,123 I had a mind to kill you. 249 00:31:57,206 --> 00:32:00,998 If your father found out, he had done it. 250 00:32:01,081 --> 00:32:07,415 But I know you will not pull dishonor upon us again. 251 00:32:19,874 --> 00:32:26,041 Good morning. My name is Bassam and I'll talk to you today. 252 00:32:26,124 --> 00:32:30,333 - Why do we have headscarves? - I told you. 253 00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:36,249 Islam is all about family. Islam is against everything that divides the family. 254 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:42,750 We Greeks also wants the family. Maybe too much sometimes. 255 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:46,250 Tomer is in love with a Muslim. 256 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:51,834 - Yes, he wants to learn about Islam. - What is a mosque with his owner to do? 257 00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:57,459 - Will you marry non -muslimer? - Only men can do it. 258 00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,251 - Damn smoked. - Chris! 259 00:32:59,334 --> 00:33:02,667 I said "damn", not "damn". 260 00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:09,584 Young law sometimes. I do too. 261 00:33:09,668 --> 00:33:15,751 - If you need to convert? - We believe that everyone is born as Muslims. 262 00:33:15,835 --> 00:33:21,168 So if you live as a Muslim, you may marry her. 263 00:33:21,252 --> 00:33:27,127 - He must be a Muslim. - Now you get rod of the Greeks instead. 264 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:30,919 Okay, follow me. 265 00:34:16,004 --> 00:34:21,838 - Here comes the bad influence! - Allahu Akbar ... 266 00:34:27,755 --> 00:34:33,880 A sort of Lebanese trousseau. Mom has collected since before I was born. 267 00:34:33,963 --> 00:34:39,047 - But she never married, like you. - Paul friar never. 268 00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:42,172 - We must change. - Where are you going? 269 00:34:42,255 --> 00:34:44,839 One thing about the job. 270 00:34:44,922 --> 00:34:49,672 Muhammad is supposed Skype! What should I say? 271 00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:53,172 Tell her she has met another. 272 00:34:58,673 --> 00:35:03,256 She broke up because I was not married material. 273 00:35:03,339 --> 00:35:09,881 I asked what it is, and she said, "over half a million after tax". 274 00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:15,382 I took it pretty well, and pursued her only half a year. 275 00:35:15,465 --> 00:35:19,799 When it ended with Greg, I left the country in a year. 276 00:35:19,882 --> 00:35:25,841 He could not handle my religion. It would be easier to be a Christian. 277 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:30,049 - You have not hijab. - Then take the people for a bomber. 278 00:35:30,132 --> 00:35:33,841 My parents are active believers, but not me. Are you religious? 279 00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:40,550 Hell no, thank God ... They accept it, only I marry a Greek. 280 00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:47,091 - Then this is doomed to failure. - Would little religion hinder us? 281 00:35:48,467 --> 00:35:54,425 This is where we are. You will feel comfortable, it is traditional Greek. 282 00:35:54,508 --> 00:35:57,675 Stuff I grew up with. 283 00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:09,217 You've probably never been to a Greek feast before. 284 00:36:13,634 --> 00:36:16,718 Can I join in? 285 00:36:16,801 --> 00:36:20,343 - No ... - Come on, Eve! 286 00:36:20,426 --> 00:36:25,468 - I do not know how to do it. - Left, right, left, right ... 287 00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:28,760 And back. Are you in? 288 00:36:48,261 --> 00:36:50,803 Alex! 289 00:38:01,889 --> 00:38:04,431 He is full. 290 00:38:15,973 --> 00:38:18,765 - Where have you been? - On a job ... 291 00:38:18,848 --> 00:38:24,265 You meet a non -muslim. Do not lie to me! 292 00:38:24,349 --> 00:38:28,682 - How did you find out? - Never mind! Have you...? 293 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:32,266 - Mamma! - Har ni haft s -e -x? 294 00:38:32,349 --> 00:38:37,016 - It's none of your doing! - This is your fault! 295 00:38:37,099 --> 00:38:41,099 - My fault? - You are not strict enough! 296 00:38:41,183 --> 00:38:45,475 Your 30 year-old daughter's -e -x with a non -muslim! 297 00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:48,850 Who put on my sister ?! 298 00:38:48,933 --> 00:38:55,475 - What are the other Lebanese say? - So what what they gossip about! 299 00:38:55,558 --> 00:38:58,767 - They will talk about us! - Salwa! 300 00:38:58,850 --> 00:39:03,892 Should you pull dishonor upon your family for a stand about half a year? 301 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,767 Greg did after that! 302 00:39:06,851 --> 00:39:10,809 Do his parents about it? Do you think they accept you? 303 00:39:10,892 --> 00:39:13,809 Leave him! 304 00:39:46,977 --> 00:39:51,478 - Want to get drunk? - Half is for me. 305 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:56,394 Really? 306 00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:06,270 - Yikes! - You get used to it. 307 00:40:08,812 --> 00:40:13,270 - Where is this going? - Which one? 308 00:40:13,354 --> 00:40:16,104 Our relationship. 309 00:40:18,312 --> 00:40:22,479 - Have you told your parents? - No. 310 00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:31,438 Alex ... It's probably best that we end this - 311 00:40:31,521 --> 00:40:35,230 - Before one of us gets hurt. 312 00:40:37,105 --> 00:40:39,355 Okay. 313 00:40:41,938 --> 00:40:44,605 - Come on. - Where? 314 00:40:44,688 --> 00:40:48,397 I'll introduce you to my parents. 315 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:53,230 - If they are not mad then? - If they are not more than that, I'm satisfied. 316 00:40:53,314 --> 00:40:59,439 - I can not believe I'm doing this. - Do not think, we just do it. 317 00:41:04,564 --> 00:41:09,189 - We'll meet his parents. - Holy shit. 318 00:41:11,606 --> 00:41:16,440 They have been together for five minutes, and now she will meet Alex's parents? 319 00:41:16,523 --> 00:41:21,940 We have been together for five months. Why have not I been able to meet your? 320 00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:26,565 It presents not fuck buddies for their parents. 321 00:41:26,649 --> 00:41:29,774 So we're fuck buddies? 322 00:41:31,524 --> 00:41:32,690 Out! 323 00:41:37,982 --> 00:41:42,483 Mother? Dad? Is anybody home? 324 00:41:42,566 --> 00:41:47,316 It is cleaner than my parents. I thought that was impossible. 325 00:41:47,399 --> 00:41:51,900 Mommy's in love with detergent. No no... 326 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:59,192 - Do you use my home as a brothel? - No! This is... 327 00:42:01,025 --> 00:42:05,484 This is Eve, my ... colleague. 328 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:11,151 - Snack, you had sex on the couch. - Is that why there are plastic covers? 329 00:42:12,692 --> 00:42:15,192 - So good you have it. - Are you Greek? 330 00:42:15,276 --> 00:42:18,151 - No, I'm l ... - Lesbian? 331 00:42:18,234 --> 00:42:21,609 - No, I li ... - Lithuanian. She is from Lithuania. 332 00:42:21,693 --> 00:42:24,318 - Where is it? - South America. 333 00:42:24,401 --> 00:42:29,360 - Come on, Rod. - No, I want to know more about Lithuania. 334 00:42:29,443 --> 00:42:33,152 You may have a friend of my waster? 335 00:42:33,235 --> 00:42:37,193 - What kind are you looking for? - A woman with a pulse. 336 00:42:37,277 --> 00:42:41,819 - I have a friend named Su Lin ... - An Asian? 337 00:42:41,902 --> 00:42:46,735 - They're like cockroaches and any place! - Then I have an Australian. 338 00:42:46,819 --> 00:42:51,027 They are tattooed, super, smoke ... 339 00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:54,528 - They are light-footed. - But they like to ride. 340 00:42:54,611 --> 00:42:59,153 And they can not cook, but meat pie in the microwave. 341 00:42:59,236 --> 00:43:05,903 Do not worry about my husband. Only she is so kind, so we are satisfied. 342 00:43:05,986 --> 00:43:08,528 I'm just kidding. 343 00:43:08,611 --> 00:43:11,695 Lebanese Muslim, then? 344 00:43:11,778 --> 00:43:15,195 - Why not? - They are terrorists. 345 00:43:15,278 --> 00:43:18,862 - Suicide bombers. - Osama bin Laden. 346 00:43:18,945 --> 00:43:22,362 - Fidel Castro. - No, now I take offense! 347 00:43:22,445 --> 00:43:27,029 - Why? - Because I'm dating a Muslim! 348 00:43:27,112 --> 00:43:30,529 Eve is not Lithuanian, but Lebanese. 349 00:43:30,612 --> 00:43:33,696 And we should move in together! 350 00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:46,197 A Muslim ?! Out! Out! 351 00:43:57,405 --> 00:44:00,739 Are you happy now? 352 00:44:03,781 --> 00:44:07,447 - That went well. - Beyond expectation. 353 00:44:07,531 --> 00:44:10,114 - Really? - No. 354 00:44:10,198 --> 00:44:14,698 Are you going to move in together? It's what I call dedication. 355 00:44:14,781 --> 00:44:17,906 - What did the parents? - They had to call an ambulance. 356 00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:23,490 - There you see. - Want to see these again or not? 357 00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:26,365 This is Alex wrong. 358 00:44:26,448 --> 00:44:30,240 - It can not work. - It is certain. 359 00:44:30,324 --> 00:44:35,324 - Did you forget Greg? - Do not compare Alex with the pig. 360 00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:41,366 Mom might have been right. Muhammad is perhaps best for me. 361 00:44:41,449 --> 00:44:47,324 You're not interested, you said when you came home from Lebanon. 362 00:44:47,408 --> 00:44:54,866 Because I'm an idiot. Marriage is a contract for reproduction sake. 363 00:44:54,950 --> 00:45:02,617 Love is just a gimmick. All it gives us the anguish and heartache. 364 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,450 You do not believe in that stuff myself. 365 00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:11,325 I can not imagine how my parents would react. 366 00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:14,326 There is only one way to find out. 367 00:45:33,326 --> 00:45:40,618 - Eve! Where have you been? - We have been beside ourselves with worry! 368 00:45:41,410 --> 00:45:45,077 Muhammad has skypat all evening. What should I say? 369 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:49,077 Have you made out with your dirty Greeks? 370 00:45:49,952 --> 00:45:53,869 He wants me to move in with him. 371 00:46:06,995 --> 00:46:10,286 - It's not a good idea. - Feeling good mother? 372 00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:14,203 Yes, but Dad has not been so angry - 373 00:46:14,287 --> 00:46:19,037 - Since he forgot to submit lotto line, and he got four right. 374 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:24,079 How the hell were you thinking when you took home a Muslim ?! 375 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,580 Alex? 376 00:47:02,664 --> 00:47:07,247 Let be my sister, otherwise you take out life insurance. 377 00:47:18,664 --> 00:47:21,498 I thought you were in prison. 378 00:47:41,082 --> 00:47:43,666 Good morning, my son! 379 00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:48,582 Thanks! How are you, Mom? 380 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:54,458 Yes, do not worry about me. It takes more than that to kill me. 381 00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:10,542 Is it true that your daughter should marry a non -muslim? 382 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:15,917 - Who told you that? - I saw it on Youtube. 383 00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:23,001 Nonsense, they are just colleagues. 384 00:48:23,084 --> 00:48:28,168 I swear on my mother's grave that she will marry a Muslim. 385 00:48:28,251 --> 00:48:31,293 Hello, Mustafa and Ibrahim. 386 00:49:07,294 --> 00:49:10,545 Dad wants to talk to you. 387 00:49:14,711 --> 00:49:17,212 Now you are in trouble, Uncle Alex. 388 00:49:17,295 --> 00:49:21,712 Your Lebanese seem nice, but then you forget about the house. 389 00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:24,003 I do not want the house. 390 00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:28,962 You get a car, vacation in Greece, you just do not get married. 391 00:49:29,045 --> 00:49:32,921 - I do not want a car. - Then you're not my son! 392 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:38,837 You're not even religious, dad. You think it's hypocrisy. 393 00:49:38,921 --> 00:49:45,088 - Quiet, the priest can hear. - You've said it yourself. 394 00:49:45,171 --> 00:49:50,713 - All just gossip in the church. - Other boys go anyway there. 395 00:49:50,796 --> 00:49:55,130 - They just go there to pick up. - If only you had done it! 396 00:49:55,213 --> 00:50:00,380 - Greece and Islam's enemies. - We live in Australia, Dad. 397 00:50:00,463 --> 00:50:04,255 So you want him to marry a Lebanese? 398 00:50:04,339 --> 00:50:10,797 Greece was occupied by the Muslims in 400 years. They slaughtered all Christian men. 399 00:50:10,881 --> 00:50:16,464 But we fought! If you marry you throw away 400 years of struggle - 400 00:50:16,548 --> 00:50:21,089 - For our religion, for our right to live ... 401 00:50:21,173 --> 00:50:25,256 She is nice, but this is more important than love. 402 00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:31,715 Finish, otherwise you lose your home, your family-all! 403 00:50:46,424 --> 00:50:51,632 I remember the first game I took you on. Look, how happy you were. 404 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:55,883 Your mother was not as happy. 405 00:50:57,091 --> 00:51:01,258 Sit down, I want to talk to you. 406 00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:15,884 What should we do? Do you think you'll agree? 407 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:20,592 Alex is not a Muslim. 408 00:51:20,675 --> 00:51:26,884 When we came here, we chose not to be like other Lebanese families. 409 00:51:26,967 --> 00:51:31,468 We have encouraged you to blend in, to mix s ... 410 00:51:31,551 --> 00:51:38,426 I thought that we were right, but now I do not anymore. 411 00:51:38,510 --> 00:51:44,885 If we had been more stringent maybe this had not happened. 412 00:51:44,968 --> 00:51:51,427 I'm sorry. It was not supposed to be like this. 413 00:51:54,635 --> 00:51:59,427 - I love him, Dad. - Love? 414 00:52:01,177 --> 00:52:06,386 - He is a very good person. - Good man? 415 00:52:07,928 --> 00:52:10,261 I love him. 416 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:23,803 I want to meet Alex and his family. 417 00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:30,220 Invite them home to us. 418 00:52:30,304 --> 00:52:34,220 Bassam ... Have you gone mad? 419 00:52:35,345 --> 00:52:38,012 Not now, Salwa. 420 00:52:38,846 --> 00:52:43,596 - Eve seemed nice. - Everyone is nice at first. 421 00:52:43,679 --> 00:52:47,471 If Alex likes her, she must be good. 422 00:52:47,554 --> 00:52:53,680 What do you want me to do? Inviting Muslims on tabbouleh? 423 00:52:55,471 --> 00:52:58,180 Do you want to get married? 424 00:52:59,388 --> 00:53:04,972 - Do you want your son to become a Muslim? - She is a Muslim, he is orthodox. 425 00:53:05,055 --> 00:53:08,055 - It does not work that way. - Then we solve it. 426 00:53:08,139 --> 00:53:11,972 Do you want your grandchildren to become a Muslim? 427 00:53:12,055 --> 00:53:14,222 Not if it's a boy. 428 00:53:14,306 --> 00:53:17,639 They would circumcise his tiny penis! 429 00:53:20,056 --> 00:53:26,473 Alex will realize that the Orthodox and Muslims are like oil and water. 430 00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:34,807 Eve's parents have invited us home. 431 00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:39,807 I hate Bankstown. It is like Lebanon! 432 00:53:39,890 --> 00:53:42,140 No talking about Muslims, Dad. 433 00:53:42,224 --> 00:53:46,849 If they say something about the Greeks, they hear what we think of them! 434 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:52,682 - Typically Greeks. Always running late. - Tell the mother not to offend them. 435 00:53:52,766 --> 00:53:57,266 If they're talking nonsense, I intend to tell it like it is. 436 00:54:03,099 --> 00:54:05,558 Wait! 437 00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:10,725 Many are shot here. We must be careful. 438 00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:32,309 Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Karrastopoulos. 439 00:54:32,976 --> 00:54:36,184 - The shoes, Dad. - Are you stupid? 440 00:54:36,268 --> 00:54:40,893 - It does not, Alex. - Your feet stink. 441 00:54:44,726 --> 00:54:48,185 Luckily I am prepared. 442 00:54:49,310 --> 00:54:52,727 Mom, Dad ... This is Alex. 443 00:54:55,519 --> 00:55:00,602 This is my parents Salwa and Bassam El-Masri. 444 00:55:00,685 --> 00:55:02,686 Welcome. 445 00:55:02,769 --> 00:55:04,936 You can be yourself! 446 00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:12,436 - My wife has made Greek baklava. - It is certainly delicious. 447 00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:17,103 I have made Lebanese beklewa. 448 00:55:30,478 --> 00:55:34,354 - Would you like something to drink? - Yes, ouzo. 449 00:55:34,437 --> 00:55:37,937 There is no alcohol. 450 00:55:38,562 --> 00:55:40,604 What is this nonsense? 451 00:55:40,687 --> 00:55:43,271 Tea is good. 452 00:55:52,979 --> 00:55:56,855 - You have a very nice ... - How did you ... 453 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,188 - Lebanese music? - Yes. 454 00:56:06,272 --> 00:56:10,355 - Do you hear the bouzouki? - It is similar to the Greek music. 455 00:56:10,439 --> 00:56:14,355 - We are more alike than you might think. - Nonsense. 456 00:56:18,606 --> 00:56:22,439 It went well for Greece Basketball EM. 457 00:56:22,522 --> 00:56:25,064 The Greek gods are on our side. 458 00:56:25,148 --> 00:56:29,106 Do not talk about your gods. Allah is one. 459 00:56:29,189 --> 00:56:35,148 Mr. Karrastopoulos will talk about Greek gods, if he wants it. 460 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,232 What do you think about ...? 461 00:56:44,315 --> 00:56:48,940 - Giorgo! - It tastes like shit! 462 00:56:49,024 --> 00:56:52,190 Give me your baklava, please. 463 00:56:54,399 --> 00:56:58,649 I'll run up her baklava in his fat ass. 464 00:57:05,524 --> 00:57:08,691 What do you think about what has happened? 465 00:57:08,775 --> 00:57:15,150 You are nice, but I do not want to see my son with a Muslim. 466 00:57:15,233 --> 00:57:20,442 I do not want to see my daughter with a Greek who is pampered by her mother. 467 00:57:20,525 --> 00:57:24,317 - She's crazy! - No insults. 468 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,775 Should we not ask Alex and Eve? 469 00:57:27,859 --> 00:57:30,901 - Where would you stay? - We can rent something. 470 00:57:30,984 --> 00:57:36,192 - Rent is just dead money. - Rent is just dead money. 471 00:57:39,401 --> 00:57:43,318 - When are you getting married? - And where? 472 00:57:43,401 --> 00:57:45,985 We have not talked about yet. 473 00:57:46,068 --> 00:57:50,860 - Eve may not marry in a church. - Alex may not marry in a mosque. 474 00:57:50,943 --> 00:57:55,277 Stupid Greek. You do not marry in mosques. 475 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,152 - We may not get married. - Even worse! 476 00:57:58,235 --> 00:58:02,110 - Do you have children? - Maybe later. 477 00:58:02,194 --> 00:58:05,319 - What religion should they have? - Orthodox! 478 00:58:05,402 --> 00:58:09,444 I do not let my grandson drowned in boiling water. 479 00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:12,777 I do not let my grandchildren have ridiculous huckleberry! 480 00:58:12,861 --> 00:58:18,528 - You're stupid, Mr. Skatopolis! - Karrastopoulos! 481 00:58:18,611 --> 00:58:23,528 Have you not pli on your wife? You Lebanese places just to cause trouble! 482 00:58:23,611 --> 00:58:30,695 - You retire as a teenager! - You're ruining our country! 483 00:58:30,778 --> 00:58:36,987 Stop screaming! That's enough! 484 00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:43,070 - Hi. - Muhammad! 485 00:58:43,154 --> 00:58:45,487 You come at the right time. 486 00:58:45,571 --> 00:58:50,029 - Who are you? - Eve's fiancé. 487 00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:55,113 - Are you engaged? - No! 488 00:58:55,196 --> 00:59:01,446 - Yes! - Wonderful! - What did I say? 489 00:59:01,530 --> 00:59:06,863 This was nice. You have a nice home and a beautiful daughter. 490 00:59:06,947 --> 00:59:10,572 My congratulations! 491 00:59:10,655 --> 00:59:17,614 - Wait, Alex. - No, we'll miss the Greek X Factor. 492 00:59:17,697 --> 00:59:21,406 Nice to meet you, Mr. Skatopolis! 493 01:00:02,824 --> 01:00:07,033 - How are you darling? - Leave me alone. 494 01:00:07,658 --> 01:00:12,825 Trust me. It is best this way. 495 01:00:13,783 --> 01:00:21,075 I know it's hard now, but you will forget Alex. 496 01:00:21,158 --> 01:00:25,325 You will forget him. 497 01:00:33,784 --> 01:00:35,951 Okay. 498 01:00:55,410 --> 01:01:03,535 Do you hear! Take this to the car. Set it over there. 499 01:01:05,827 --> 01:01:12,827 It says it! Hurry up! Incompetent ... 500 01:01:13,994 --> 01:01:18,203 There you go. Slowly. 501 01:01:18,703 --> 01:01:22,578 Relax. Continue. 502 01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:27,661 - Hello. - Help... 503 01:01:34,578 --> 01:01:38,537 Alex ... Alex ... 504 01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:43,537 Hi. 505 01:01:44,495 --> 01:01:48,329 - Alex. - Good luck! 506 01:01:50,621 --> 01:01:53,121 Alex! 507 01:01:54,204 --> 01:01:59,996 Sorry for what happened. Sorry for everything. 508 01:02:08,663 --> 01:02:12,538 It does not matter. He seemed nice. 509 01:02:12,622 --> 01:02:17,622 He said the same thing about you. Perhaps it is you who should get married. 510 01:02:17,705 --> 01:02:21,455 It is not, he is a Muslim. 511 01:02:57,665 --> 01:03:01,582 You guys! Take in the hotel. 512 01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:25,125 - Ana bahebak. - What did you say? 513 01:03:25,208 --> 01:03:30,584 Nothing. I think I have the hand brake in the leg. 514 01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:34,250 Really sophisticated neck in a car ... 515 01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:44,667 - What len ​​you are! - Do you like it? 516 01:03:51,168 --> 01:03:54,335 - Did it go well? - Yes. 517 01:09:26,016 --> 01:09:30,100 Is there a problem in the gangster paradise, Sarah? 518 01:09:30,183 --> 01:09:38,142 His parents told him to dump its Australian sharamouda. 519 01:09:38,225 --> 01:09:41,559 - What does it mean? - Slut. 520 01:09:41,642 --> 01:09:46,851 - Is it true? - No, no one has control over me. 521 01:09:46,934 --> 01:09:52,517 - I have met two hot babes. - Tell the truth. 522 01:09:52,601 --> 01:09:58,309 - Chris dumped her. - Chris! Why did not you come from? 523 01:09:58,393 --> 01:10:03,560 They promised me a car. A BMW. 524 01:10:03,643 --> 01:10:08,518 - So you let yourself be bribed. - You do not understand. 525 01:10:08,602 --> 01:10:14,769 You are such a coward. You should fight for me if you want me. 526 01:10:24,061 --> 01:10:28,394 - Can I come in? - I can not stand you, Rod. 527 01:10:28,477 --> 01:10:34,728 Wait. I came here to say I'm proud of you. 528 01:10:34,811 --> 01:10:40,186 I would never have dared. It takes courage to follow jihad. 529 01:10:43,811 --> 01:10:46,270 And. 530 01:10:48,812 --> 01:10:54,562 Dad was right. Relationships-religious disagree. 531 01:10:54,645 --> 01:11:00,479 - But for you everything goes smoothly. - Stella will leave me. 532 01:11:02,229 --> 01:11:09,896 It has gone on automatic long, since before Georgiaki born. 533 01:11:10,813 --> 01:11:15,646 Stella's had enough. She wants more. 534 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:21,522 - Give her more, then. - I do not love her anymore. 535 01:11:21,605 --> 01:11:27,063 Honestly, I think I probably have never done it. 536 01:11:31,814 --> 01:11:38,564 - Why were you married, then? - I do not know. I had filled 30th 537 01:11:38,647 --> 01:11:43,939 She had a good job and was Greek. Our parents were overjoyed. 538 01:11:44,023 --> 01:11:49,481 They got along so well that they went on outings together. 539 01:11:50,481 --> 01:11:54,398 It felt like the right thing to do. 540 01:12:37,567 --> 01:12:40,858 Eve! Are you coming? 541 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:54,859 - Nämen! It is just too expensive! - Tell everyone that I bought it. 542 01:12:54,942 --> 01:12:57,901 Do you really advertise it? 543 01:12:57,984 --> 01:13:02,734 It is becoming urgent, so go and switch on. 544 01:13:10,985 --> 01:13:17,693 - How did it go with Paul's parents? - No need to go to hospital. 545 01:13:20,777 --> 01:13:27,736 - You know that I mind? - You've been very clear. 546 01:13:27,819 --> 01:13:33,861 But I love you and you always have my support. 547 01:13:38,861 --> 01:13:46,028 Mr. Karrastopoulos've learned to listen to his heart. 548 01:13:46,111 --> 01:13:49,445 Like when we visited a mosque - 549 01:13:49,528 --> 01:13:53,820 - Because he wanted to know more about a bride he wanted to kn ... 550 01:13:53,903 --> 01:13:57,112 Thank you, Sarah. 551 01:13:57,195 --> 01:14:04,279 It is a great pleasure to announce the prize for greatest improvement. 552 01:14:04,362 --> 01:14:07,487 Welcome up, Chris! 553 01:14:44,656 --> 01:14:46,989 Ready, sis? 554 01:14:52,156 --> 01:14:55,240 How are you? 555 01:15:10,865 --> 01:15:16,199 - Where is the lawyer bride? - She had another for himself. 556 01:15:17,366 --> 01:15:20,324 You fit together. 557 01:15:22,907 --> 01:15:26,283 What does Ana bahebak, Rima? 558 01:15:27,699 --> 01:15:32,700 - I can not tell you. - Well, say it. 559 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,491 It means "I love you". 560 01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:44,992 I can not believe I just said "I love you" to the schoolmaster. 561 01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:53,701 - Go for it. - Yes do it. She loves you. 562 01:15:56,284 --> 01:16:00,076 Do it, schoolmaster. 563 01:16:02,701 --> 01:16:04,909 Put on her! 564 01:16:30,036 --> 01:16:33,619 Have you seen my sister? Do not lie to me! 565 01:16:33,702 --> 01:16:38,536 - You forgot the present! - Her brother! Call an ambulance! 566 01:16:38,619 --> 01:16:42,369 - I'm calling my cousins. - Shut up! 567 01:16:42,453 --> 01:16:47,703 - Let him be, he's a good teacher. - Fucking great! 568 01:16:47,786 --> 01:16:51,953 Do you love my sister? Swear! 569 01:16:56,453 --> 01:17:01,995 Tell that to her before she marries, then. 570 01:17:02,079 --> 01:17:05,662 If you hurt her, I'll kill you. 571 01:17:06,537 --> 01:17:09,496 Put on her! 572 01:17:09,579 --> 01:17:12,412 Hugging her, I mean. 573 01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:48,331 What's the hurry? I'm already late for the wedding. 574 01:18:02,290 --> 01:18:04,998 What is going on? 575 01:18:05,081 --> 01:18:09,290 Do you want me to be happy? Put yourselves in my car. 576 01:18:09,373 --> 01:18:13,124 - For the Muslims ?! - Would not you support me? 577 01:18:13,207 --> 01:18:17,374 - Was not it end? - Yes, but I love her! 578 01:18:17,457 --> 01:18:24,166 Hell, Dad! If you love me, you sit in the car! 579 01:18:24,249 --> 01:18:28,416 - Sit down! - I'm coming with. You also. 580 01:18:28,499 --> 01:18:32,958 How dare you put your pride in front of your son !? 581 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:39,500 In 36 years, I cooked and washed your stinking underwear! 582 01:18:39,583 --> 01:18:42,500 I have not asked for anything! 583 01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:47,917 But now you, otherwise you will regret it! 584 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,042 Stir in the pork! 585 01:19:03,792 --> 01:19:08,418 Damn it, come! We are going to hell all. 586 01:19:54,170 --> 01:20:00,670 - The Chinese destroy this country! - Recently it was the Arabs. 587 01:20:00,753 --> 01:20:05,629 The Chinese come here and live on benefits. 588 01:20:05,712 --> 01:20:09,587 - Go home to China! - Hey, George! 589 01:20:09,670 --> 01:20:13,046 - Where are you going? - To his Muslim! 590 01:20:13,129 --> 01:20:19,463 - It's like tzatziki and ... - Yes, but he refuses to listen! 591 01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,422 Stop yelling, he's running good. 592 01:20:46,505 --> 01:20:50,881 - Turn right! - No, go straight ahead! 593 01:20:53,214 --> 01:20:57,006 Will you provide for your wife? 594 01:20:58,173 --> 01:21:02,590 Will you take care of your husband? 595 01:21:03,715 --> 01:21:07,465 Will you take care of your home? 596 01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:32,758 Marriage requires respect, honesty and trust. 597 01:21:32,841 --> 01:21:37,341 Without these, the marriage can not survive. 598 01:21:37,424 --> 01:21:41,383 Included you this marriage of their own free will? 599 01:21:43,425 --> 01:21:46,508 - Yes. - Wait! 600 01:21:48,758 --> 01:21:52,592 - Sorry to interrupt. - What are you doing here? 601 01:21:52,675 --> 01:21:57,259 - I asked him to come. - Bring your son here! 602 01:21:57,342 --> 01:22:01,884 Then I take the baklava too. Baklava is Greek. 603 01:22:01,967 --> 01:22:07,509 Lebanese! You Greeks believe that everything is your inventions! 604 01:22:07,592 --> 01:22:12,134 - What is going on? - Calm down. 605 01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:15,051 I thought you were an honorable woman. 606 01:22:15,134 --> 01:22:21,301 I try to make you happy. Thank you by me to shame me? 607 01:22:21,385 --> 01:22:25,010 - Go away! - Let me speak. 608 01:22:25,093 --> 01:22:28,552 - Let him speak. - Let him speak! 609 01:22:29,218 --> 01:22:32,885 Thank you, Mr. El-Masri. 610 01:22:35,552 --> 01:22:39,844 A thousand times I thought of everything I want to say - 611 01:22:39,927 --> 01:22:45,428 612 01:22:45,511 --> 01:22:52,303 But as simple as this: Eve, I bahebik you. 613 01:22:57,303 --> 01:23:00,178 Forget it, your waster! 614 01:23:21,846 --> 01:23:24,721 I can not, Alex. 615 01:24:01,473 --> 01:24:08,640 What did I say? The marries his kind, and we with ours. 616 01:24:08,723 --> 01:24:11,848 - You are wise, Mr. Skatopolis. - Karrastopoulos! 617 01:24:11,931 --> 01:24:15,765 Skatopolis, bottomless, the same thing! 618 01:24:20,807 --> 01:24:22,765 Come now. 619 01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:28,307 Included you this marriage of their own free will? 620 01:24:28,391 --> 01:24:30,766 And. 621 01:24:30,849 --> 01:24:34,099 Included you this marriage of their own free will? 622 01:24:34,182 --> 01:24:36,516 And. 623 01:24:38,266 --> 01:24:39,766 And. 624 01:24:39,849 --> 01:24:44,266 Included you this marriage of their own free will? 625 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:58,725 - Sorry, Muhammad. - Alex! 626 01:25:00,975 --> 01:25:02,767 No... 627 01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:11,184 No! No! No, Eve! 628 01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:05,478 - S'Agapo Alex. - Ana bahabik, Eve. 629 01:26:07,145 --> 01:26:11,770 You need to work on your Arabic. 630 01:29:30,363 --> 01:29:33,904