Mother!
Daughter, what happened?
Daddy, one rowdy is following me
It's him
What do you people think of yourselves?
Till yesterday, you were troubling girls on the roads
Today, you've reached till the house
But sir, she...
Immediately, get out my sight or else I shoot you
I'm the colonel of Military do you get it?
Sir, look, she has brought my Umbrella
Umbrella?
I thought it was my Umbrella by-mistake I brought yours
My daughter made a mistake
Look, it's pouring heavily outside go after it stops
Priya daughter, why've you brought Tea?
Raj has got drenched get Rum for him
No sir, I don't drink
Hey, have it, there is nothing better than Rum when it's raining
Liquor doesn't suit me, I go astray after having liquor
Hey, everybody goes astray but...
Daddy, never force anybody to have liquor
Alright, tell me one thing
I went to the temple, Mosque and Church because
Tomorrow, my examination results are going to be out
Why did you go?
Tomorrow, even my result is going to be out
Bombay Polo Club is sending one coach to Switzerland
I've come from Jaipur for it's interview
Where did you learn playing Polo?
From my dad
He was the captain of Jaipur Royal Club in those days
Hey, even I used to play in that, what's your Daddy's name?
I've played manier times with him
I'm very well known to the Polo Club authorities of this place
If you say, I'll recommend you
And I've full confidence that I'll only get this Job
The rain has stopped I'll leave
You had to take trouble because of me
In this excuse, I found my own folks in this foreign city
That... I wanted to say, that...
That, I've forgotten my Umbrella
Right, I'll just get it
Come Raj, come
Sir, you?
Yes, I'm only the chairman of Polo Club
And today, the members of the Polo Club have seen your talent
Hey, how did you come to know that I've passed in the interview?
By looking at the happiness on your face
Why?
Because you too have passed in your exams
How did you come to know?
By looking at the happiness on your face
The choice of the restaurant will be yours
Because I'm a stranger to this city
Alright!
Then, I'll take you to such a place where strangers become friends
You both are thinking as to how to make a start, lsn't it
In my opinion, you should start with a juice
This is an appetizer, it also passes time, that's why
The talk also can be more
So tell me, what should I get orange, sweet lime, apple, pineapple?
Get one sweet lime juice for me
And for you?
One minute, do one thing, get 2 sweet lime juices
Actually, get 2 orange juices I like orange juice
One minute, this treat is for you, lsn't it
That's why, your choice
No, you are giving this treat, that's why, the choice will be of yours
Should I give a suggestion I'll get 2 Mocktails
Both your choices will be mixed
Keep continuing your talk
The problem of the juice got solved by the Mocktail
But the food we get over here will not be in the same manner
In which, both our choices gets mixed
The, let's go to such a place where every choice of ours gets mixed
And where is such a place?
I've not seen, but I've heard of it
That's in Switzerland, the choice of people gets mixed and becomes one
The polo club is not sending two but one coach to Switzerland
The wife of the coach can also go with him, lsn't it
Raj, what a beautiful house even the car is too good
Look, even the lawn is so cute
Our house is not that one, it's this one and this is our car
This?
Why? Didn't you like it?
No, it's good, it's very good
Then, let's go inside
He means, welcome... welcome...
You people?
I'm B. P, he's L. P
Meaning Bhanu Pradhan - He's Lokhan Pal
It's not Lokhan, it's Lakhan - Alright
I'm Raj, and she's my wife Priya
How are you?
She's my C. D - And she's my V.C. D
He means that my name is Champa Devi
And my name is Veena Chandra Devi
There is full Audio Video system over here
We were waiting restlessly for you to listen to the hot news of India
There is no spicy and sensational news published in papers of here
Why? -You're right
In our India, the moment we pick up the paper, in the front page
We get to read existing news like riots, corruption, murder, encounters
Am I right? - Absoultely
Recently we have heard that there is H.S. E going on
Har Saal elections (Elections every year)
Do you people stay in this colony?
Over here, our house is bang opposite to you
I'm the O.C. S of this place and he's the V.O. S
Now, that you've become the member of this place
So, also listen to the R.O. S of the society
To digest food over here, its necessary to walk in the day and night
Because, like in India, Roads with Bumps, and Jumping Rickshaws is not there
By which the food gets digested, okay
In the gallery of your house, washed clothes, undergarments pant, shirt
Blouse, petticoat, it's very important for them to dry
Because, even if a Foreigner looks from far
He or she should know, that it's an Indian's house, okay
One minute, one minute, your R.O. S is quiet long
Should we do G. P?
He means should we do the Graha pravesh(enter the house)
Oh! Why not... come, come...
Hey, where are you going let them do G. P
We've already finished our G. P
Yes, it's over... - come lets do G.M. G
Meaning Ghar Mein Ghusenge (enter the house)again?
Yes, come
I'll break the empty bottle - Come, my dear
Wow! In the very first day itself you've become a complete house wife
Absoultely, today, tell me what food will you have?
One minute, do you know to cook all these?
Great, that means, it's the menu for the entire month
Today, let's do one thing, we'll make a start with the Indian food
Dhal(pulses & Roti
Dhal(pulses) & Roti - yes
That cannot be cooked - Why, there is everything in the house
It's not written in it Isn't it
Meaning, you were going to cook after reading from it-Yes
Meaning, you don't know anything?
I know, to make Tea, to make boiled eggs, to roast Pappads
Then, who used to cook in your house?
Daddy is there, lsn't it
No problem, I'll teach you
Add some water in the Dhal(pulses) and then heat it
And then add a little salt of your beauty, the chillies of your mischief
And the cream of your innocence
And season it with the butter of your amour
Such a Dhal(pulse) will be cooked that leave alone the Dhal(pulse)
I'll also eat you along with it
Enough... I understood how to cook Dhal
Now, I'll teach you the method of making a roti
Take the flour and add a little water in it
Hey, what are you doing, this has become a swimming pool
No problem, add more flour in it - Alright
A little more
Yes, now knead it with your beautiful hands
Not like this, knead it like this
Like this...
Raj, what are you doing?
Please leave me...
Raj, leave me, otherwise I'll smear your face with flour
You can't do anything, your hand is into the flour
Just wait and watch
Priya, no...
Hey, priya, where are you running?
Today, I'll not leave you
Raj, what are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Can't you see, what if you had died?
Then?
Then, you would have been behind bars
Oh God! I got burnt - What happened?
My hand got burnt
Hey, this is nothing, immense it into water, it'll get alright
Oh God, even the food got burnt
I had brought food from outside even that got burnt
No problem, come on, let's again make Dhal(pulses) & Roti like that day-Yes...
No... not that Dhal(pulses) & Roti no way, absoultely not
You'll get food from outside
I'll get, but make sure that you don't get used to the outside food
And you start hating the home made food
Alright, from tomorrow, I'll cook food only in the house
What are you watching?
I... she is playing the piano very good
Is it?
I stay here only
Priya, come down
You both know each other?
Yes... we once met on the way
That was an accident, there was no introduction made
Priya, they're our neighbours Sonia and...
Is this your house - Yes
But from the time we've come we haven't seen you at all
We had gone out for a few days
Pleased to meet you all
Come let's go inside and have coffee
Yes, come
No, today we're going out some other time
Found them... it's good that we all found each other over here
Look. We've to hold one urgent meeting over here
What's the matter, what urgent meeting do you want to hold?
Hey, we've to fence all the four sides
On the mountain?
Hey, not on the mountain
We've to build a wall on all the 4 sides of the colony
Which war?
Hey, the wall... do you know do you know, what had happened?
Yesterday, a Lion entered into my house
Lion?
It came straight and sat on my chest
Then, it slowly got down and started drinking milk by standing on the drum
Before the Lion could do any thing
The turn which my C. D took
Both their eyes struck each other
And the way my C. D threw the bedsheet on it
Don't ask, as to how the Lion ran
Great, a woman has got a lot of strength in her
Wlth one bedsheet, she made the Lion to run away
Hey, man, my C. D is from Haryana
What're you both doing over here?
Do you have to go for your work or not?
Hey, sister-in-law, you are great you're not C. D but M. D
No... Mother Durga
Last night, had you not made the Lion to run away by hiting it with a bedsheet
This friend of mine B. P would have become B.K. P
Meaning Bhagwan Ko Pyara (reached the tent of God)
Oh God, it was not a Lion - It was a cat
Without specs, he finds everything big
And I had not thrown a bed sheet, I hit it with a napkin
Hey, why didn't you tell it earlier itself?
The whole night, out of fear I kept doing J.P. J
Hey, it's Julaab Pe Julaab (Dysentry problem)
Raj, what do you do? - I teach hockey to the Horses
Meaning?
Do you like Polo?
Not much, but I like the Polo master too much
Both love and arranged
Meaning, your marriage was an arrangement for love
And your's?
I'll tell you
No, you can't tell, I'm his second wife
Meaning?
Meaning, his first wife is money and his Business
I've done enough business and made quiet a lot of money
But did not find the contentment of mind
That's why, I'm going for Playing a very big Gamble
Gamble?
Yes, one deal, if it accomplishes successfully
Then all the dreams of Sonia and mine will get fulfilled
"Co-incidence, an event without reason"
Who reads all this?
Because I don't believe in Co-incidents
There is nothing in this world behind which there is no reason
No Vicky, a lot of times certain incidents take place-
Behind which there is no reason it's only a mere co-incidence
This is also a Co-incidence, that we are neighbours in a foreign country
There is a reason behind this also
What is the reason? - That...
It's totally futile talking to vicky regarding co-incidence-
Raj, you can take this book if you feel like reading-
I've read it
Hey, roti's stuffed with Potatoes
Great!
The fun in sharing & having is just mind blowing
Otherwise, where would I get such tasty stuffed Roti to eat?
Are you making a complaint?
Priya, you too have
Hey, priya and Indian food?
She definitely is an indian, but all her likings is english
Continential food, exploring new places
Hey, these all are my likings too
Then what, if there's no excitement and speed in life-
Then what's the fun in living?
And Raj, what is your liking?
His liking, I'll tell you
No party, no excitement, life filled with peace
Strange, this is Sonia's liking too
Raj, have we both got wrong Wives?
This definitely requires a due thought - What?
No... l'm sorry my wife is great
Raj, let's do something exciting during weekend
Yes, we'll go to such a place where there is noise & fun
Hey, what are you doing, you're dancing or stamping my feet
We'll have to pay over here
What's it?
Look, how L.P. Is giving kisses after kisses to his wife
And, you're not doing anything at all
Hey, I've no problems in doing that
But his wife should agree for it, isn't it
Bloody, I'll give her such a kiss that even she'll get happy
Kisses after kisses... - What?
Shameless, I'm talking about myself
Hey, why do you get angry for this
I'll kiss you, come here...
How dare you kissed me 3 times?
What happened?
B.P. Kissed me thrice
Yes, I'm ruined I'm destroyed
He kissed you thrice
You do one thing - What?
Go and kiss him 6 times do TIT for TAT
Even he'll remember
You are totally out of your brains go...
Sister-in-law, please forgive me I mistook you for C.D.
Hey, its not sister-in-law It's Brother-in-law
This is a burning situation
Today itself, I'll call upon a meeting in the society
Hey, what meeting will you hold? Now, there's a straight way BBC
What, will you announce such a trivial thing on B.B. C?
Hey, the meaning for B.B.C. Is Baithkey Baat cheet(sit down & talk)
Hey,C.D. What are you still doing over here, come let's go
Got saved
Thank God, they did not see us
Otherwise our entire evening would've got spoilt
No, I'll not drink
Why?
No, when I drink, I see pink Elephants no, I'll not drink
Hey, I'm there, isn't it, I'll take care of you
Vicky, never force anyone when it comes to drinking
So, Will I drink all alone?
In darkness, don't know, when our wives got swapped
Priya, this is very nice
Hey Raj, when did you come?
Just now, I came to return this book
How was it?
No, it was good, it was very interesting
Then, why don't you keep it with you?
I have read it
You?
Hey, I should be asking you this question
What are you doing over here?
He came here to return the book
And I had gone to your house
Listen, I've made a programme
The Christmas holidays are about to begin
And its going to be really cold over here
Why don't we go to Mauritius It's got beautiful beaches...
We'll have real good fun 25,000 dollars per couple
Boarding and lodging all included in it
Wow! Lt'll be real fun
And when I told this to Priya she felt extreemly happy
No Vicky, I can't come
Why, what's the problem?
There is no problem, sorry you people carry on
Good that you refused for the Mauritius trip
Only mad people go to Mauritius
The lucky ones only go to a Super market
Everyday they carry commodoties from the market
Go home, cook Dhal(pulses)& Roti eat it, and go to sleep
Priya, you've put the Biscuts pertaining to Dogs and cats
Yes, even Dogs and cats are better than me
Atleast their owners take them out along with them
But, I'm the Lizard of your kitchen
Everybody is listening
They all are english, what will they understand?
Peace... peace
Saw
Priya, the question is not of the 25,000 dollars
Actually, I've 50,000 dollars in my account
But, we can't afford to spend extravagantly like Vicky
Once let us have substantia savings
Then, I'll take you wherever you tell
Yes, why not, till then I would've even become old
Priya, again the same thing, why don't you try & understand
What did the Doctor say?
There is no fracture
Just to see, that there's no internal injury
He'll have to be kept under observation for 48 hrs.
Should I on the fan?
I think, he'll go up?
Up?
Not up, to the God, his case is over
I see... - Yes
But the Doctor has given 48 hours time
Hey, the Doctor's say like this
To shed tears, to inform the relatives
Time is required to digest Isn't it
That's why, he has given 48 hours time
I'm telling you, his chapter will be finished within 48 minutes
Oh God! We don't have time for the final rituals
And even the Graveyard is half an hour run from here
Oh God! We'll do one thing, we'll directly take him to the Graveyard
We'll make him lie on the piles of wood-Alright
The moment, he dies, we'll start the final rituals
Bloody, atleast we'll save time Isn't it-Yes, absolutely right
If you ask me, we'll even do the fourth day obsequies together itself
What has to be done, only the poor people have to be fed, lsn't it
But, where will we get poor peole from, there are no poor people here
We'll have to hire them from India
And we'll have to give them the To and fro expenses
We'll do one thing, we'll make our wives sit and feed them, that's all
This is perfectly right, I'll go and make the arrangements & come
Go... one minute... Bloody go slowly, don't drive fast
If anything happens to you, I can't manage two final rituals all alone
I don't have the strength did you get it?
Hey, what are you saying?
Get lost from here
Bloody, they'll die, fire the woods pour oil, do the 4th day rituals...
Do this, do that, am I the servant of your father?
I am the only Bengali of the entire society
Bloody, am I responsible for everything
I'm all alone
Vicky, what has happened to you?
How is Vicky's health now?
Just watch, in another or 2 days he'll get completely cured
I'll call the Doctor
Vicky, are you alright, what has happened to you?
Got scared
Look at her
You all got scared, lsn't it how was my acting?
You were acting - Yes
I was almost dead
Is this a way of having fun?
I'll make you understand
Look, when you refused of going to Mauritius
I understood, that you are giving excuses
The actual problem is with the money
And you are such a self made person
That, you'll not take money from me
Only then, an idea struck me
I have an Accident insurance policy worth 50,000 dollars
I thought, why don't we sponsor this trip of ours from the insurance
And that is what I did, and this is the cheque of 50,000 dollars
Which I've got
To take us to Mauritius, you deliberately met with an accident
Hey, what if it would've been a serious accident?
Hey, absolutely not, because this is not any co-incidence
This was all planned by me
And this cheque bearing 50,000 dollars
We both have equal rights on it,25 mine & 25 yours
Now, look don't refuse, you all make him understand
Make him understand
Raj, please, agree to what he says
When Vicky can do so much for our friendship
Then you too agree to make him happy
Alright, but on one condition
Tell me?
Priya's and my money will be sponsored by me
For the last 2 months, we are only talking over the phone
And now, even after coming here you absolutely have no time for me
Darling, you don't worry everything will get alright
Do one thing, you take rest in your hotel
I'll see you in the night
Hey, what's all this? Who was this girl?
Nothing, she was my college friend
College friend?
There's absolutely nothing as to what's on your mind
I've met her after 3 years that's why...
Hey Sonia, what are you doing over here?
You go, I don't have a stomach for it
I'll come
Okay Priya, yo come, come... wear this
carefully...
Raj look, shoot it completely
How are you wearing it you'll fall down
Not like this, from here
How happy Priya is with her life
Yes
But not me
Why?
Leave all this
Tell me, what's your opinion about me?
Good
What good do you like in me?
Your talk, your nature
And my eyes, my lips and my body?
Tell me, how is my body?
What are you saying?
Why, that day you were staring at me
When you came to return the book
Tell me, why were you looking at me?
Just because, you like me
Have you gone mad?
I want to become mad in your arms
Raj please, otherwise I'll jump into the water
I'm warning you I'll jump
Sonia, what happened what happened?
Nothing, I just got slipped
What are you looking at?
Nothing
Be frank, that you are looking at my wife
What are you saying?
Friend, even if you are looking at my wife
What's the harm in it?
Sonia has got something special in her
Anyone who looks at her falls flat for her
It's very good
Actually, should I tell you onething?
Your wife is much better than mine
Do you know, why?
Your wife is like this Glass...
Whatever is inside, is seen absolutely clear
And it stays in our hands
But, my wife
Is like an ice cube
We think that its in our fist
When we open, there's nothing
Sitdown, I'll tell you a joke
There's a friend of mine Prem in Delhi
His neighbour is Pappu
They are bum pals like us
One night, do you know what they did
Prem went off to Pappu's wife
And Pappu went off to Prem's wife
Understood?
Is this a joke?
No, this is the reality the joke starts only now
It's been 6 months that this incident took place
And both their wives till date don't know
That on that night both their husbands changed beds
What are you blabbering?
Raj, we are in Mauritius
No body recognises us over here
Tonight, why don't we...
You with Sonia and me with Priya
This must be your culture but not mine
You are looking at your friends wife with wrong intentions?
Move...
I'm atleast truthful
That whatever is on my mind is openly coming out of me
I'm not like you
You daily enjoy looking at my wife's body with your eyes
Today, when I've spoken something
You immediately remembered culture
Bastard, I'll not leave you alive
Raj, leave him
Vicky, what are you doing?
Raj, what are you doing?
Raj, after all, what's the matter?
Nothing, come let's go back
Oh human! The one who has reached the moon
Look at the wonder of the wood?
At the age of 60,when one gets a hunch back
Then a stick made of wood will be in the hands
Hey, so soon B.T. P?
Bloody, there's some problem come, let's go and enquire
Brother Raj, how come you are alone
Hey, your friend has not come with you?
Bloody went straight away without giving an answer
I think its D.M.K.K.
Meaning, Dhal mein kuch kala hai (there's something fishy)
Yes...
You didn't tell anything in Mauritius
Didn't say anything even in the plane
This is our house
Atleast now tell that what dialogues took place between Vicky & you
That you both became enemy of each other
I've already told you
That you don't have to know anything about this
Just understand, that hereafter we have no relation left with them
Vicky, it was you who said that nothing happens without a reason
There definitely must be some rhyme or reason for this fight
There was a reason
I lost my senses I've gone mad
That's why, I picked up the fight
What do you expect me to do
That I beg for pardon, fold my hands, fall at his feet
I tell him that I can't stay without him
Das Din Ho Gaye no talking (its ten days since they've talked)
Friend, even the colony looks desolated
It looks as if only we both stay in the colony
Friend, what would be the reason for their fight?
Meaning, wrestling?
No, my friend
These husbands when they fight
The reason behind their fight in their wives
Oh! Now I've understood, they had gone to Mauritius, lsn't it
They must have caught a taxi
Sonia must have told that I'll sit in the front
Priya, must have told that I'll sit in the front
There, the fight must have started
No, I think, its B.F.
Yes...
They must have taken a bungalow over there
And there's only one bath room in a Bungalow
Now ladies first, ladies first but, there were 2 ladies
In between first & first, there must've got something struck
So, we'll do onething, we'll patch up between both of them
And send them back to Mauritius
And tell them not to stay in the Bungalow, but in a Hotel
Priya can go in her bathroom & Sonia in her's
That's all, there'll be no fight
Oh God! L.P. What an excellent brain you have
Bloody, you're a G.F.
Does G.F. Mean Galat(wrong) Gadha(Donkey)
Bloody, move...
How dare you think like that?
Does G.F. Mean Ganda(Dirty) Don't talk to me
Raj, there's 8000 dollars of your's left in the Mauritius trip
The condition which Raj is going through over there
The same is with Vicky over here
He doesn't say anything
4 days are left for his Birthday
How happy I was, that this time we'll go places
But now, I think, that he'll not even celebrate his Birthday
I think there's some evil eye casted on our happiness
For the last 8 days, I've not had any continental food
I've not even taken the name of Hotel
Daily I've been making Dhal(Pulses) & Roti in the house
But still he's stays dis-interested
Sonia, has any mistake been committed from our side?
If the ball crosses it's boundaries and goes off the track
It's again included in the play
If a human being goes astray
Can't he or she be pardoned?
The mistake which I committed in Mauritius
If that's the reason for the fight between you both
Then, I beg an appology for that
Certain facts, if they're untold its good for everyone
I've forgotten, that we made any friends over here
It's good that even you people understand
That we are strangers to you
Should I make the coffee
You keep it over there itself I'll have it
Priya, lift it
Vicky, get up
Vicky get out
Vicky, you're alright Isn't it-Yes
Can't we become friends again?
Today, had there not been any firendship between us
I would've never celebrated my Birthday
This is for me, this for Sonia
And this is for Priya, and this is for Raj
Now don't tell that you see pink elephants after drinking
Today, its my Birthday
All of us will keep drinking the whole night
No Vicky, I'll not drink
Come on Raj, Priya, make Raj understand
Raj today there are 2 celebrations
One Vicky's Birthday and Second of our friendship
Have it...
No body can rebuke on the wife's say
Why have you come here?
Will you have?
How nice it feels that we 4 have again become friends
Now, if there's any mistake committed from our end
Don't conceal it in your heart
You can voice it to me
Come Raj, today you both have drunk enough
One minute, the party is still not over
Priya, jsut one drink in the name of our friendship
Priya, they'll not listen come on let's go
Alright, but come soon
Where's the bottle?
Bottle... that I...
I found the bottle take it, and drink
First, you drink
Me... alright
Take, now you drink
No, you make me drink - I should make you drink?
Alright, have this...
Friend, we had a ball of our time
Forget whatever happened
I'll get...
No... enough...
Hey, friend, you haven't still given me the Birthday gift
Tell me, what do you want?
Just once, I become Raj and you Vicky
What do you say?
What are you thinking?
So, you've come, did your heart feel contended
Last night, did Vicky come here?
Yes, you yourself had sent him
Yesterday, I agreed because it was his Birthday
He would've felt offended had I refused
But don't make this a habit
I'll even tell Sonia, that she keeps Vicky under control
Yes, if its on any special occasion
Then, I've no objections for it
But, don't make this a habit
Yes, if its on any special occasion
Then, I've no objections for it
What happened?
Sonia has been murdered
What!
Don't touch her
You killed my Sonia
I... - lf not you than who else?
Weren't you with Sonia the whole night?
What are saying Vicky?
Last night Raj was here? How is it possible?
You had said that you were going to the Airport for a drink
Sister-in-law, we had gone to the Airport
He left me there & sneaked here
What nonsense are you talking?
Priya he's telling a lie
Tell me when did we go to the Airport?
He is lying
I didn't kill his wife officer
I didn't know he had evil intentions for my wife, for my Sonia
Why did you involve me?
What animus do you've for me?
No animus
But for a murder, there has to be a murderer
That's why you put the blame on me?
Yes
I had planned every step meticulously
Now listen to the important thing
You're going to be hanged
Tell the court that you've committed the murder
I'll appeal to the court, that you shouldn't be hanged
But be awarded life imprisonment
Life imprisonment only 14 years punishment
I'll pay you for that
14 lakhs dollars
1 lakh dollar per year, I'll send to Priya
Outside Priya'll we be happy, & you'll also be happy
This case is related to Indians
And here the court language is French
That's why I'll translate the court proceedings, in Hindi
By the statement of Vikram Bajaj & of witnesses
And by the evidences
The case of Sonia Bajaj's murder is very clear
Sonia Bajaj & Vikram Bajaj
Were not only neighbours of Raj & Priya
But they were intimate friends also
On the day of murder, it was Vikram Bajaj's birthday
And to celebrate it all the 4 went out
And returned around 1.30am
Sonia & Priya went to their respective homes
Raj & Vikram continued drinking outside the house
Liquor exhausted at about 2.30am
But Raj wanted to drink more
That's why he asked Vikram to come to the Airport bar
It's a lie, I didn't tell him anything
I never told him to come to the Airport bar
We didn't go to the Airport bar either
You'll be given a chance to speak
Raj knows that his wife Priya won't allow him to drink more
That's why Raj sent Vikram to take Priya's permission
After that both of them went to the Airport in Vikram's car
Two! Only 1 had gone
After reaching there Vikram realized that
He has left behind his credit card & purse
Taking advantage of this
Raj also pretended and said
That he has left his purse with Priya
He told Vikram to sit in the bar
And he alone went home to bring the money
Alone! 2 came
Vikram waited for Raj till 5.30am
And Raj instead of going to his house went to Sonia
Who was alone in the house
To satisfy his lust with Sonia
He couldn't have had a better opportunity
But when Sonia refused to accept his offer
Then under the influence of liquor and anger
He killed Sonia with the liquor bottle
This is all a lie
This is a ploy of Vicky
He wants to entangle me
If you once again talk in the middle
Court'll take serious action against you
Your honour Whatever I've started
1st proof is forensic report which'll substantiate it
By which it's proved
That the bottle which was used to murder Sonia had Raj's finger prints
You make me drink with your hands
Me? Okay! Have it
I seek permission of the Court to call my first witness
I had seen only one not two, going on that night
While coming back they were two, not one
I find something fishy in this L.P.
L. P? -Yes
You'll find your wife as LP without glasses in day time also?
What you would've seen at night?
Shut up, or else they'll put you also into jail
Did Mr. Vikram come to you on that fateful night?
'Yes' around 2.30 am I woke to a door bell
I opened the door thinking lt'll be Raj
But...
Our liquor stock was over so, we thought of going to Airport
Where's Raj?
If Raj had come, you wouldn't've allowed him, so I've come
No, already you're over drunk
Please liten to me! Don't refuse today, its my birthday
Don't refuse
We'll be back in 2 hrs.
2 hours
Okay! Just 2 hours only
lt'll be just 2 hours
Come back quickly
Thanks! You may go now
Sir, I request your permission to call my second witness
Was Mr. Vikram at your bar from 3 Am to 5.30 AM?
Yes! Mr. Triton says, Vikram had come to the Bar counter by 3.30 AM
And took a bottle of scotch without paying for it
He was going on drinking upto 5.30 AM
At the time of closure of the Bar
When Mr. Triton asked for the payment of the bill
For a bill of 50$ Mr. Vikram pledged his $100 worth wristwatch & went away
Whatever you want to say in your defence you can say it now
Whatever Mr. Public Prosecutor had told are all white lies
The truth is that, after our drinks got over we never want to the Airport
But, this man had told me so cheap & disgusting word that
I feel ashamed to repeat it in this court
He talked about swapping my wife for a night
I beat him for this
And to tell Sonia how wratched her husband is...
I went to her
Put some sense into your Vicky's head
Bastard! Will he speak about wife swapping with me?
Bastard! Will be speak about wife swapping in the name of friendship?
I'll kill him I'll murder him
I'll kill...
I don't remember anything after that
Sir, Mr. Vikram wants to tell something to the court
Whatever Raj had told now are all lies
The talk about wife swapping didn't take place on that night
But, it happened a few days earlier in Mauritius
And these cheap & disgusting words were not told by me to Raj
Infact, they were told by Raj to me
Bastard, you're lying
No, your Honour! Lnfact I had a fight also with him for that
And sister-in-law Priya is a witness for that
He came to ask pardon from me also
Bastard
How innocent Raj used to look?
Hey! VCD all men are like that only
They always like other man's wife
Garbage has fallen on the streets of Italy's bazaar
Why is my husband walking like a cat to your husband?
Garbage
Thank God, I found L.P.
I want to tell you about a VIB
You mean very important matter
BB! I mean... tell... tell'
Sonia's murderer wasn't AM it was PM
You mean it didn't take place in daytime, but it was at night
Oh God! Lt wasn't an Accidental Murder it was a planned murder
I had seen it with my own eyes on that night
They were not two only one went
That means, Raj went to Sonia and Vicky didn't go to Priya
Oh God! You're not able to get it Listen to me fully
I don't want to listen! If Raj hears about it, he'll do my PM
I mean... planned murder
CD, I think they've also decided about wife swapping
Now, what're we supposed to do?
Nothing, be vigilent
And sleep at nights with lights on
Understood? -Yes
Damn it! No one listens to me
Damn it! Who will listen to me?
VCD one minute one minute
What's it?
Thank God, I found you alone
What do mean by it?
I want to talk to you alone
What do you want to talk?
About the same night when Sonia Bajaj was murdered
You mean, wife swapping? - Yes
CD is not agreeeing at least you agree
Why're you shouting?
What happened VCD? - My doubts have come true
Your husband is talking about wife swapping with me
What?
Oh! Lf you both hear me, you can understand everything
You'll agree to me
Never, we're Indian women
We'll rather give up our lives But'll never agree to your plan
What's this, what happened?
I've understand everything When she comes out to dry her hair
Why you also come out to dry your hair?
And I too've understood why you always to go to the window at nights
Hey! Are you after my VCD? I'm from Ludhiana
Are you after my wife? Do you know, I'm from Calcutta
Leave him... leave him...
We'll not fight
Why do the Swiss Police come always to spoil my fair name?
What happened Vicky?
Nothing... nothing...
What happened?
Police couldn't apprehend Raj
They've a doubt that he'll definitely try to meet or call you?
It isn't good for Raj to have escaped from court
Still there's time for him to surrender to the Police
Otherwise, I fear, he may end up dead in police encounter
I want to tell you something
Please listen to me I didn't kill Sonia
It wasn't me who told that in Mauritius, it was Vicky
If it was told by Vicky, why didn't you tell me even after many pleadings?
That was my biggest mistake
But, I didn't kill Sonia It was a plan by Vicky to trap me
Then, why did you escape from the court?
Because, you're my Supreme Court
Look into my eyes once
If you feel I'm the criminal I'll surrender myself to the Police
I didn't kill Sonia You're my Supreme Court
If you feel I'm the criminal I'll surrender myself to the Police
Your love & your confidence is with me
Now, I can prove myself innocent
But, how will you do it?
Vicky told the court that we both went to the Airport together
But, I never went to the Airport
If I can prove it I can find a way out of it
I'll tell you one thing, I've seen with my own eyes on that night
When they went out, they weren't two, it was only one
While coming they were not one but two
Yesterday BP & his wife came to deliver food
BP wanted to tell me about something secretly from Police
May be he knows about something
You go home otherwise Vicky will get suspicious
I'll go & meet BP in his restaurant
Who?
Where did these bums have come from?
Don't know from where they've come? Do they've to come here only?
Let them've 4 pegs, I'll put to sleep here only
Bloody scotch-Equal
Bloody, they're asking me...
People standing next to you're police They're police...
I've something important to talk with you
Not now! Wait for some time meet me outside! -Where?
A place where no one visits!
Behind Alphi's shop!
Use this lighter fool!
Fool!
Fool! My father was a fool! My grandpa was a fool!
You too are a fool!
Beat me with my own stick As you saw! So you reap!
I'm dead!
Okay, tell me BP, when you went to Priya on that night with food!
Yes! -What was that you, wanted to tell her?
What did Vicky tell in the court that day?
That you both went to Airport together!
I had seen that night they were not two, but only one went
And while coming back, they were two not one
You mean? - I'll explain you!
When I was about to go to sleep I heard the sound of footsteps outside
I went to the window and saw! ...Do you know what I saw?
A person came out of Vicky's house ...And got into the car
Started it & went away!
It must've been Vicky only! What did you see after that?
After that, I went back to sleep!
Then suddenly, I woke up to the sound of a car
When I went to the door and looked out
I saw a long car coming and stopping infront of Vicky's house
Two fat and tall men got down from the car
Took out some things from the dicky!
And went straight into house
Tell man? Were you wearing your glasses at that time?
That was the mistake I did I wasn't wearing my glasses
That means the car you saw was Vicky's car
You saw two men getting down from it!
One of the two was Vicky!
The second one who's involved in Sonia's murder with Vicky!
Only that man can become the witness for my innocence
But, where do we search for him?
We can get information about him from Vicky's house only
So, when Vicky's Isn't at home?
I've to enter his house at an oppurtune time!
But do you know how much police security's there around his house?
I'll find out a way for it!
Save life festival!
It won't taste good!
You're here, he'll be there save life festival!
Thanks for chicken! They fell into our net
...Come... Come... let's go...
Searching for evidences?
You'll not find anything!
Evidences are left by chance
And I don't do anything by chance
I've already told you Raj once
The thing for which you're searching I've it with me!
Unsheathed sword & loaded pistol shouldn't be kept in open, Mr. Planner
All your plans will turn upside down
Tell me, why did you trap me in Sonia's murder case?
You can never shoot me! You're not a murderer
I'm the murderer! I've committed the murder
You're searching evidence for proving your innocence
Which you can never get! And you can't go out from here
Because police will be coming in at any moment!
I'll go out
I'll go out from here infront of you & the police
The police will not stop me ...lt'll stop you
...You've come
Put some sense into him He's behaving like a kid
Priya, come here - No Priya
Don't go to him, he's gone mad completely
He'll kill you also
He's not the Assasin You're the assasin
Only Bastards like you will kill their wives
Raj isn't like that
He's fooling you
She's his wife
He'll escape
I'll deflat the tyres
Did you find anything from Vicky's house?
No
I didn't find any evidence
He has planned for everything
The Bastard was true
There's nothing like by chance in this world
This boarding pass was inside that book
29 December? That was the day Sonia was murdered
And she was in Zurich at that time
Then how could she come from Geneva to Zurich?
This is very fishy
When a Sonia is dead here
How could another Sonia come from Geneva to Zurich?
Because, she wasn't Sonia Bajaj she was some one else
And she has come here on that night under the name of Sonia
Then, the person who was seen with Vicky on that night
It wasn't a man, but a woman whom I saw!
Then, who could it be?
I had seen Vicky with a girl in Mauritius
And the way they met each other!
Sonia was also very disturbed on seeing them!
I felt there's something of an affair between them!
She'll be that girl only!
And to search her, I've to go to Geneva
I can get her address with the help of this boarding pass
But, how can we go there?
Every way out of this city is being checked thoroughly by police
Do one thing, you go through spanish way
There had been a heavy snow fall there!
It's very deserted place Go by that route!
Oh! Raj here also there's a police check post
Shall we turn back the car?
No, they'll get suspicious!
They're checking for licenses what shall we do now?
You come into the driver's seat!
Why?
Do as I order you
Raj this is bungalow No! 56B!
This is Vikaram & Sonia's Bungalow!
That means the girl who came there
Her ticket was booked on Sonia's name
And on Sonia's address
So that no one gets suspicious!
Where are we to search for her?
The sign on board says she's out
There's no one at home!
There's someone inside!
May be it's that girl only!
You be here only!
I'll check out!
Who are you? What are you doing here?
First, you tell me why're you here?
Leave it, you first tell me who're you? -other wise I'll shoot you
I'm an Insurance Detective! I'm here for investigation
What're you investigating?
Vikram had insured his wife's life with our company for $100 millions
Insurance for $100 millions? - Yes!
And today's the last day for the payment
And I was here to take a last chance
That I may get any clue leading to involvement of Vikram in Sonia's murder
But, I couldn't get any such clue - I'll give you a clue!
I got this boarding pass from Vikram's car
How could this be?
She was murdered on this day only
Then how could she come from Geneva to Zurich!
I've came from Zunich to Geneva to find out only this!
When I enquired with Airlines I got this address
Understood! This girl is Vikram's friend Neeta
Do you know her? - No!
But, Vikram came to me a few days after the murder
To expediate the Insurance payment he offered me bribe also
I got suspicious
When I enquired about him I found out that...
He had an affair with a girl named Neeta before his marriage
But, I could never find that girl!
I had seen her once in Mauritius!
If we're able to locate her then your company will be saved by $100 millions
And I could get the evidence to prove my innocence!
For this, I must first stop Vikram's payment!
Come with me!
He has been paid!
He has already transferred the entire amount by computer to his account!
Can you tell me his account number?
He has transferred entire money into his Singapore Account!
Not the entire money! He has transferred $1 lakh to ship!
That means he's travelling to Singapore by ship
Then that girl Neeta will also be with him!
Yes? I must also go by this ship!
I'm being persecuted for your murder! And you're alive!?
Tell me what's the plan of you both?
Whom did Vikram kill & trap me in to that murder case?
Come on tell! - Why're you asking her?
I'll tell you come! I'll tell you everything, leisurely!
You've done a good thing by coming here
In few hours this ship will cross swiss boundaries
After that swiss laws can't harm neither you nor me
Take it!
Oh! I've forgot that you'll not be conscious after drinks
And to understand my plan It's a necessity that you must be conscious
So, you want to know if this Sonia Bajaj is alive!
Then, who's the girl who's dead ...She was infact Sonia Bajaj!
She's my girlfriend! - Neeta
Vikram Bajaj, whom you're thinking is a Billionaire
Is actually not a Billonaire!
A few days back he was a an ordinary drummer in a Geneva Bar
I was playing drum there and Neeta used to dance there
Neeta, from today, you're not going to dance!
I can't tolerate anyone touching you, quit all this
Quit?! If I quit all this who'll pay me so much money
I'll give you! I'll do anything for you
I'll fulfill all your needs!
I too love you!
My way of living is not just to live for living sake
I want to enjoy life like the rich do!
And you can never earn so much wealth by playing drum in a bar
You want wealth Isn't it? I'll get you wealth!
After that Vicky didn't meet me for next 3 months!
One day suddenly...
Great, today you look like a Richman - I've married a rich girl!
Not for me, but for you! -For me?
My wife's life is insured for 100 million
If you co-operate with me Those 100 millions will be ours
I've a game plan
And the first step of that game plan was...
To bring my girl friend Neeta as my wife Sonia to Zurich
And to search for such a scapegoat
Who's not only a bachelor but must be of my age
Luck was in my favour!
One day you & Priya came there to reside
As soon as I saw you, I felt my work is over
And my next step was to make you get attracted towards Neeta
That's why willingly she stepped infront of your car
And play acting about insurance I took you both to Mauritius
Because, the final step of plan was to get executed there only
That was killing Sonia and getting you accused for it
That's why I called Sonia also to come to Mauritius
Do you remember? That college friends ...the same one...
She was Sonia Bajaj my real wife!
That's why to get intimate with you Neeta played the kiss drama
So, that when I play the trump card of wife swapping
You'll easily fall for her
But you turned out to be a Devoted husband!
That you had a fight with me and spoiled all my plans
Even then, we were not discouraged man!
To befriend you again we saught your forgiveness
And played the drama of jack slip - And then
This time, I was successful you went to Neeta and fell unconscious
And then I carried you to next bedroom and put you on a bed
Neeta you be here only! I'll go to airport to receive Sonia
If he regains consciousness
You don't worry! He'll not regain consiciousness till morning
I've added sleeping pills in his drinks! Go!
Sonia coming here wasn't any coincidence, it was my plan
I asked Sonia to sit in car and went into Airport Restaurant
So that, I'll have a witness
I went to him and asked for a bottle of whisky!
And lied him that I didn't have money
That my friends will come with money
As soon as he comes I'll settle the bill!
And when I saw the manager getting busy with other customers
I slipped out from there silently!
Hey! Since when you've started believing in by chance
This is not only book it's my friends
And I came home with Sonia
Do you remember you wore a nightie same like this on our first night
I want to see you again like that!
Wear this and get ready to go to Airport
I picked up the bottle on which your finger prints had been imprinted
What's the matter? Today you're in very Romantic mood!
I was eagerly waiting for this night only
What?
Wantonly I smashed with a bottle & disfigured her face
So, that no one could recognise her
And after that sending off Neeta on Geneva flight!
Silently I went into Airport restaurent & sat there!
I made the bartender believe that I was there in bar till early hours
I was successful in the risk I had taken
I gave my watch to bartender and made him into a witness!
People spend their lives, even then they can't earn a million
And, within 5 months I've become proud owner of 100 millons
Why do you always say by chance?
What did it gave you?
One peg!
One peg?
Yes!
Because, its a day of celebration!
That's why I'll also join you!
You're a great planner!
How intelligently you've planned
But every intelligent has a streak of foolishness in him
Other than himself he considers the entire world as foolish!
You too are one of those overconfidence fools
You're thinking that I'm here to escape from police
I am not here to escape from police I was here to know your plan
And in your over confidence you told me everything!
And now you may be thinking how I could find your whereabouts
By chance!
Can you recognise this boarding pass?
This was your real wife Sonia Bajaj's
And I found this in your car
By coincidence in the book"Coincidence"
Which you were making fun of!
Then, by chance I met Insurance detective
Through him I came to know that you've got the insurence money
And that you've transferred $1,00,000 to the ship!
Okay! Even if you know my plan what can you do?
Within few hours this ship will cross swiss boundaries
And after that we'll be miles far away
Wait! Before you go miles far away
I'll tell you a joke! Which is narrated to school children
Which you may've never heard it
Because you're from streets!
Then listen
A tortoise & a hare were friends
One day they had a race between them!
And the hare surged forward immediately
And reaching near the winning post it slept of without any worry!
The foolish hare never knew when the tortoise had come & overtook it
Is it a joke?
No, this is a story!
The joke is that our story is a exactly like the story of Tortoise & Hare
In which I've won not you
What are you blabbering?
The plan by me was successful I've my Neeta with me
I've $100 million!
What do you've?
Nothing... l've won!
I can't explain you in words There'll be a computer here Isn't it?
Come, I'll explain it you with modern technology
Come... Come!
This is my Singapore Bank's account number
How could you know it?
That's what I want to show you
People generally have a password that can be easily remembered
Like...
But you can't do like that
Because you're a Bastard
Then what could be your password?
You always repeat a word
Isn't it this
Did you see Mr. Planner?
You earned $100 millions in 5 months with a plan
And in just 5 minutes
I redeposited your entire amount into Insurance account
Now from a Billionaire you're again become a penniless man
Take two sticks and go back to some bar & play drums & make this girl dance
No use of holding my collar
Can you see this mike?
Whatever you said has been recorded
And the tape recorder is there!
You take this and inform the security!
Neeta is dead!
Toilet is there
Father, they didn't mean toilet! It's welcome
Is he your FIL? (Father-in-law)
You too've come back to India?
Where we'll go?
There's pollution, corruption here
But there's BJP here!
Bahut Jyada pyar(Too much of Love)
Now, it's a fashion of taking out Albums!
Every Sikh is cutting an Album
We've a Sikh in house!
I've planned to cut an Album on National integration
A Bengali song in the voice of a Sikh!
Sing man!
My Album's name is'Bhalo'!
Raj, you've not yet introduced them to me
I'm a MBBS!
No... No... No
MBBS means...,