You never blew the whistle! Blow, motherfucker!
I can see it from here. Blow it up!
God!
Come on! Come on!
Good!
Why is it a violation?
Why is that prohibited?
What?
Good.
I really like him. / Really, honey?
This isn't excessive? / No! It is very cool.
I will burn your tongue with this polishing tool. Keep your word!
Come on, Madrid!
Why are you rubbing it? Bastard!
Oper!
How does it look?
Bad.
Barcelona always attacks us.
block him! Do something!
Beer!
Penalty! That is clearly a violation!
Daddy. / That's a penalty!
Daddy! / You bastard!
Daddy! / What?
We won't arrive on time, Carlos.
Still can. There is still a lot of time.
Come on, hurry up!
Me,
Fernando,
Accepting you, Isabel, being my wife.
I surrender myself to you, and I promise to be loyal,
Through good and bad times,
Your Das! / In health or illness,
Every day of my life, until death separates us.
Me, Isabel,
Accepting you, Fernando,
As my husband. I leave myself to you,
And I promise to be faithful in health or illness,
Every day of my life until death separates us.
If there are objections on their union,
Speak now or save it forever.
In the name of our Lord,
I declare you husband and wife.
You can kiss your bride.
No!
Is that okay?
No...
What happened?
Fuck!
I know that!
Goals for Barcelona!
You can't be repaired.
What kind of fool is that?
Hold a wedding in the final day of the league championship!
My cousin planned this a year ago. He does not know.
Everyone knows that!
Come here!
What is the score? / 0-1.
Who scored? / The dwarf.
Messi! Gosh!
Where is the rice? Rice! What rice?
I called and asked you to have your husband take him.
Tell me it's not true,
Carlos... / May it last forever!
Fine, everyone looks here.
Everything close to the center.
Listen!
Cousin Carmen!
Hello, Pepe./ Beautiful! Like Madonna.
What's with Maradona, son of a bitch?
Dare to talk to me about Barca? You stupid! I will beat you!
Be careful!
Time to take a photo.
Everyone says "smile!"
Smile!
This time with feeling! Smile!
Carlos, Carlos!
Let's dance.
Look! His skirt is too short, his butt sticks out.
Gosh.
She's still a teenager.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Tonight is an honor for me to introduce...
... hypnosis shows that haven't been in the world...
Who can open the door outside of your common sense,
Towards the fourth dimension.
I present to you,
Which is unmatched...
Peter Strauss.
Can he be even more stupid? / Carlos, come on!
Good evening. Welcome.
Congratulations for both brides.
Thank you.
For my first hypnosis tonight,
I need volunteer help.
Are there volunteers among guests?
One only.
Don't stand at once.
Not you, Mother. They will think this is fake.
It's okay.
Are there other volunteers?
No applause for volunteers?
Welcome.
Can you tell us your name?
Don't be ado, Peter Strauss.
Good, Mr. Don't ado, please...
... sit down.
Eyes pay attention to my hands and focus on my fingers.
You will slowly begin to feel your eyelids become heavy.
Your eyes are heavy.
You become very, very sleepy.
One, two, three,
Sleep.
You start down the escalator without end...
... that will take you to your deepest subconscious.
10, 9, 8, 7,
Deeper...
6, 5, 4, 3,
Deeper and deeper...
2, 1, 0.
The lights are on and you're in the white world.
Endless white world.
Good. Now you are under my control.
When I say, "Abracadabra,"
You will open your eyes and do everything I say.
I am your master.
Abracadabra.
Abracadabra!
Stand up.
Move forward two steps.
Eat this delicious apple.
Eat my dick!
You fool!
You've gone too far.
No, it's okay.
Dear, little brain like Don't adore...
... does not allow himself to be hypnotized himself.
The show must continue,
So I need other volunteers.
Are there other volunteers?
How do you turn it off?
Stop joking, Carlos!
Are there other volunteers?
Mom, do you want to go forward now?
Where do you want to go?
Once again, Mr. Do not ado,
What are you doing?
You hurt me! / Carlos!
Carlos, let him go!
Now!
Who are you?
That's just a joke.
I don't think it's funny.
Such jokes are difficult to understand.
Someone must give the cheater the lesson,
From the way he saw you, he was like naked!
Have you ever seen me?
Did you see me, Carlos?
Of course I see you.
Good morning.
Why don't you wake me up?
I want to let you rest.
What is that?
Your breakfast.
You know, I'm still angry with you.
Do you want to have breakfast here or in the dining room?
Pepe, we have to meet. There is a problem.
Carlos is acting weird.
You won't believe me if I tell you. I swear.
Alfalfa, Renata, Goliath. Suspects of white women,
Red hair, on frozen food. Send help.
Alfalfa, Renata, Goliath. Danger!
For God's sake, you surprised me! I am working.
Still behind me.
Pepe, I want you to tell me the real .
Do you know what you did to Carlos?
We have to meet my teacher, Dr. Fumetti.
Pepe, where are you?
I'll call you later.
3, 2, 1, wake up!
You see it with your eyes alone. There is no pain.
Everything is only in the mind.
See?
Give applause for this partner because they have taken part...
... in this extraordinary experiment.
Your case is interesting to me for two reasons,
Pepe is my best student,
And because of Rasputin Lomax, my mentor and friend,
Will do the same thing for me.
Bring your husband to my office tomorrow.
But don't tell him the reason you visited.
Sure.
You paid for this, & apos; right? My wallet is left above.
Sure. Do you bring money?
I have to come today?
Sometimes that must happen.
Carlos López? / Yes.
The doctor will see you now.
Where are you going, Carmen? / I'll come with you.
Open your mouth.
Wider!
Let's check the hole.
Bottom right, 9, 6...
Bring left, 8, 6, 5...
Top right,
9, 7, 6, 5...
When was the last time you went to the dentist?
When we get married.
21 years ago.
But I have never had a toothache. It's just sometimes painful...
Rosario, we need "The Rack".
Have you been with psychiatric anesthesia?
Psychiatric anesthetics such as telekinetic sensor states...
It allows us to operate without using conventional anesthesia.
This is for your own good.
Now, look at the lamp.
If you're not relaxed, this will hurt you a little.
Now...
Feel my hand.
Your eyes will feel heavy,
Your body feels heavy,
You entered the deepest phase of sleep .
When I count to three,
If there is someone inside you, please show yourself...
And answer my question.
Three, two, one... Open your eyes.
What's your name?
Sorry. Wait a minute...
Tito.
That's short for Alberto.
How old are you?
28 years.
What year is this?
= 1983.
Where do you live?
At Carabanchel. Road 7 Colón, 3-D apartment.
Why do you ask a lot?
I know you.
Your husband is possessed.
He is like a satellite dish which draws haunted spirits.
At present, the spirit named Alberto is in his possession.
We have to get him out from there as soon as possible.
If not, in the end,
The spirit will take over your husband's body.
So what do we do?
I can repel that spirit,
But I need personal items from that spirit.
Get it for me. / Good...
Don't tell your husband anything. That can be fatal.
How do I know if I'm with my husband or spirit?
I will find out.
That person really has a magic touch.
It doesn't hurt at all.
She's like Camilo.
Who? / Who else? Camilo Sesto.
This is delicious. I am very hungry. And this omelette... Wow!
But dad only likes Grandma's omelette.
No! Let me take care of it.
Dad's acting so weird.
What's wrong with it? / Nothing.
Maybe it's because of the weather.
Why are you on the side of my bed?
This morning, your husband treats me to coffee and hugs me.
And you still complaining about that?
He washed clothes, Washed dishes, vacuumed,
He doesn't snore, he's good...
You should be grateful
I don't understand you.
Hurry up, Carlos, we wait.
Right now it will be better too!
Fast!
Did he overslept up there?
Hurry up!
What's the matter? It's not raining!
Where do you want to go?
Here!
Stop, stop! Gosh! Stop it!
What are you doing?
Bring it here.
That's right. Slowly.
Slow down...
Slow down! God damn it! Stop! Bastard!
Carlos, stop!
What's wrong with you, stupid ?! Are you trying to kill us ?!
Did you bring the spirit's address?
Number 7...
That might be that...
Over there.
This is the place. / Let's see...
Three.
Hello?
Carmen, this broke in!
Excuse me? Hello?
Please log in. / Hello.
Please enter. Think of your own home.
Nice house. / Thank you.
We like to decorate.
We are very modern.
What about a little music?
This is Kenny G. The latest album.
Sorry we interfere... / It's okay.
We want to talk about... / Right,
We also want to talk. Then find out who you are...
... and why are you here.
Good... / Cranberry juice?
Yes. / No, we hurry up.
Hurry up? Come on...
I want to show you something. Come on...
We are looking for...
Later ./ ... people who live here...
You have to see this. / Pepe. Pepe!
Dah, honey.
This is delicious! You made it?
So... / Seriously?
Our masterpiece.
Replicas that are very similar.
The mattress is 100% the best foam.
Want to try it? / No thanks.
Try it, it feels really good.
I'm curious...
How old are I? What do you think?
24 years? 32 years? You're not sure.
Swapping pairs. What are you waiting for?
I'm actually 50 years old. I know I don't look old.
That is explained here.
Pepe, It's 9 Colón Street!
We have the wrong address. Pepe?
You bastard!
They changed the number. Number 7 is now number 5. It can't be trusted.
What? I feel sorry for him.
for sale
That's the place.
We must contact.
Gosh, Daddy! You surprised me.
Leave, let me study. I have a test tomorrow.
Can anyone help?
Daddy, you don't know anything, come on.
Forget about Pythagoras, you don't need to count...
... if the square of the hypotenuse is equal to squared on both sides.
Enough to apply geometry to mathematics.
The area of a hexagon is equal to six triangles,
We already know the basic triangle and apothem,
So use that then multiply six.
Now I understand!
Father's explanation is better than teacher's explanation.
Dinner is ready!
Alright.
You better wear clothes.
So you don't catch a cold.
This is good fish.
Toñi, you have to eat. / I'm not hungry.
You will end up with anorexia like your cousin Sandra.
Have you had many exams this week?
I have a chemical compound test on Friday.
Organic or non-organic?
Can we study together?
Sure, but you have to eat.
Eat meat, baby.
Good.
Be careful, it's just boiling.
Where were you last night, Carlos?
What?
Where?
Where do you think it is, Carmen? Here. What question is that ?!
What are you doing? Since when did I drink chocolate milk?
Since yesterday./ Don't be smart with me...
Or I'll do it.
Daddy, what's the difference between arithmetic series and sequence numbers?
You bastard! Are you two playing with me?
Where do you eat my lunch? My bread!
Zizu, give me coffee and churros.
I can give you coffee, but the guy who ate the last churros.
Hey, cousin. I didn't see you coming.
Do you want chocolate milk? One chocolate milk. I treat.
Do you think I'm stupid?
Are you waiting for my wife? / I'm not waiting for anyone.
Are you waiting for my wife?
I'm not lying.
Don't lie to me. I will kill you.
Wait! Look at my finger.
Focus your eyes on it because...
... you will slowly...
If you approach my wife again, I will cut your testicles!
Your husband is an animal. Cruel.
And you know better than anyone else.
Stop it!
Do you dare to order me now?
Hi. I'm Pedro Luís Vivancos, real estate agent.
Carmen? And you must be her husband.
Right, sir.
Ready? / Sure.
We haven't shown this for a long time.
Please enter.
This apartment is almost 1,000 square feet.
This is the kitchen,
This is quite large.
As you can see, is a bit messy.
The frost is made from beech trees.
The bathroom is around 48 square feet.
It is filled with ceramic and marble tiles.
The bidet has a water jet.
I like that. That is good.
This is the main bedroom.
Take a look.
The walls are covered with dampers. Cannot be moved.
This place is for you. I'll give you a very cheap price.
This has been marketed for years.
Not because of the bad condition. This passed all inspections.
Why hasn't it been sold?
Can you keep a secret?
This house is a place for murder.
Everything happens in the dining room.
Right here.
A mother and child stay here.
His child has schizophrenia. He stopped taking the medicine...
... because he is dating a woman.
His mother never blessed their relationship.
It is said that if the child and the child sleep together.
One day at _ lunch,
His son is cutting chicken with an electric knife,
Then a fight begins.
"You did this, You did it..."
"Don't talk to Mom like that!" / "Stop controlling my life!"
"Please take your medicine!" / "I don't want to!"
Then the child stands...
... and pounce on his mother.
One hand holds the neck and the other...
He cut off his mother's head! Blood splashes everywhere!
They never found his head.
That was the famous murder of the 80s.
Don't worry about the bloodstain.
Some layers of paint can hide it.
Bedroom... The child's bedroom?
Take a look around you.
Carmen, take something then we go!
What should I take?
Dr. Fumetti said something personal.
Hurry up, Carmen!
Hurry up! He came! / Pepe, don't make me nervous.
Come on! Hurry up!
Take me to your gynecologist so that I can suck his finger!
Good business, Celes, You won't be able to cheat on him!
Rogelio. Rogelio!
What? / There is a monkey on the crane!
What?
You hear me! Monkey.
A chimp!
How can there be monkeys?
Maybe it ran away from Bonbin. He stole my bread.
You see, Rogelio? The bastard is here!
No! I don't see anything!
Right in front of the control room!
Carlos!
Bastard!
Come here quickly!
What happened? Carlos, you will kill yourself!
Give me back my bread! Look, I can also be a monkey.
I'm leading here, motherfucker.
Look! Look at me on the gym!
What is...
Come here! Give me back the bread.
That's my bread, motherfucker!
Tomorrow don't come.
Take a few days' rest. I'll call you.
We can enter this into YouTube.
Come on, get back to work!
Dr. Fumetti? Yes, we got it.
Tomorrow?
Today. Today.
Can't today?
Good.
See you tomorrow. See you, Teacher.
We should contact the police. / Good idea!
Tell them the murderous spirit possessed your husband?
Why are you home fast?
What's the matter, Carlos?
Where is Toñi?
Toñi! Dear! Toñi!
Mother! What is wrong?
You will stay with your aunt!
Why? / Because mom said that. Point.
But... / Shut up! Don't argue.
I swear to see a monkey.
I trust you.
I'm not crazy.
Of course you're not crazy, honey.
Then what happened to me?
Look at you two!
You're sad. Are you going to get a divorce?
I don't care!
There...
Take the change.
Let me give you a suggestion, ma'am.
If you know he cheats on you, just play alone,
Like Taxi Driver.
See.
I can lend this to you.
Very realistic, right? It's just a toy!
Miss!
You're very beautiful. You won't have trouble finding a man.
Hello?
Carmen, you have to see this.
What's wrong? / I'll tell you when you're here.
Where?
Weekly Reports Mental patients or killers?
The massacre at Carabanchel is debating again...
... about the treatment of sufferers _ schizophrenia in our country.
On December 21,
In a house in Carabanchel,
Alberto Cantero, 28 years old,
Cut the neck of his mother Encarnación Rojas, 60 years old,
With an electric knife and completely cut it off.
Killer then goes to "La Noria", _ wedding venue...
Where he works as a waiter.
We're there for a wedding!
I know. That's why I contacted you.
Once inside, he uses a large kitchen knife...
... to attack several guests at a wedding held there,
Kills 7 people and injures 3 other people.
Shortly after, Alberto Cantero committed suicide.
We managed to get recorded video...... ... by one of the victims that day.
Viewers might consider the following picture annoying.
Why are you showing me this?
Peter, I asked you to give me time.
I bet everything is here. / I know, but we have no choice.
What are we doing here? / I don't know, just follow it!
Where is the envelope? / Envelope.
You have to wear this.
We're all going to party tonight!
Three cheers for the bride! Hip, hip, hooray!
Which one?
What? / Choose one. Fast!
Both? / Only one ./ Pepe...
Stamp, chip, cup, bud, bud.
If he is caught, he is elected. Cap, chip, cup.
That one.
Mariano Cañadas.
Lung cancer.
He's already on the verge of death.
Come closer.
Your husband's property? / He is not my husband!
Whatever! Where? / Did you bring it?
Give it to him.
What is that? / What do you think?
The clothes are on Mariano.
What? / We don't have much time!
She's wearing a diaper! / Release it.
Items related to spirits...
... must contact directly with intermediaries or it doesn't work.
God!
Clean him.
No! You whose husband is possessed.
Seriously? And whose fault is it?
Hurry up! / Okay,
But you took off the diaper.
Done.
What now? / This is very simple.
One leg Mariano already in the grave. He is an undead.
Superconductors.
Intercom to the afterlife.
Alberto, are you there?
Alberto, can you hear me?
Alberto, if you are there, give me a sign.
Alberto?
Albertito?
Can you hear me?
Tito./Sial!/ Gosh!
Alberto, is that you?
What?
Is that you?
Yes, it's me.
You're a dentist!
I am Dr. Fumetti.
How long have you been between us?
What do you mean? / When will you enter the body of Carlos?
That question. When I died.
But you died a long time ago!
Alberto, you have to go.
You have to go!
Carmen, baby. Why are you here?
Alberto, I beg you,
You have to leave my husband.
You have to go back to your world.
But I want to be with you.
That's impossible, Alberto. It is impossible.
Please. You have to go.
No.
Yes, Alberto. Yes No! Not!
No! Not! Not!
No! Not!
That means I have no other choice!
What are you doing?
Help me! / What are you doing?
Help me! / Pepe, no!
Are you crazy? Stop it!
What do you care about?
Hold him! Help me!
Hold him!
You bitch!
You won't get your money back!
Teacher!
Thank you, my love.
See you later at home.
I will go to work.
Pepe, where are you?
We have to find Carlos.
He hasn't arrived yet. And he shouldn't come.
Josemi, hurry up. I see snails move faster than you!
Are you extra help? / Yes.
Two shrimp, two croquettes, and two cherry tomatoes per person!
Long time no see, Benito. How is Concha?
We separated 15 years ago.
Sorry.
I want this tray full!
Excuse me.
It's okay. Thank you.
Excuse me. Who carries a monkey?
Excuse me. Does it contain sugar?
Please. Help me...
Hang in there!
Don't just stand there. Move.
Come on, everybody. Keep working!
That's it.
We have to go there.
Yes. But not with this appearance.
Kiss, kiss, kiss...
I can't see him.
Leave it for tomorrow!
That's it!
Pepe, we have to do something.
Do you have mascara?
Honey, why are you here?
Did you see a monkey?
That's gone. He won't come back.
Okay, honey.
It's gone, don't worry.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
As requested by the groom, is my honor to present...
... hypnosis shows that have never existed in the world...
Which will open the door towards the fourth dimension.
Give a welcome to that is unmatched...
Peter Strauss!
Good evening and welcome.
Tonight I want to invite you on a journey beyond common sense.
But I need two volunteers.
Two volunteers.
No!
Give a big round of applause.
I want you to focus on my hand.
Don't take your eyes off from my finger.
Slowly,
You will feel your eyelids getting heavier.
Your eyes are heavy.
You become sleepy, very sleepy.
1, 2, 3...
Sleep.
You start going down with the endless escalator stairs...
... which will take you to nature Your subconscious is deeper.
10, 9, 8, 7,
Deeper...
6, 5, 4,
Deeper and deeper.
3, 2, 1, 0.
The light is on and you're in the white world,
Where everything is only filled with white.
What?
Carmen, don't be afraid.
This is me.
I want to say a lot to you.
Where are we?
I will beat you out!
Calm down, Carlos! / Calm down ?!
I was trapped in this hell saw my wife slept with another man!
Who are you?
I'm Tito. I am you when you are not you.
Are you me?
You bastard! I will kill you!
Carlos, stop it! Please, stop!
Carmen, open my bond!
Open my bond!
Stop torturing me! God! Open my bond! Carmen!
Let me go!
No, until you're calm. Do you hear me?
Not until you calm down.
Dear, I'm embarrassed to say this,
But I'm really sorry. Forgive me.
You're right.
There is a demon inside me.
I love you so much,
But I don't know how to do that.
If you give me another chance, I promise you will change, my dear.
I'm sorry.
I promise, everything will change.
Everything.
Everything will change.
I love you with my whole life.
Carmen, where are you going?
Carmen!
3, 2, 1.
Wake up.
Carmen!
Carmen, where are you going?