- Good. Do we do... - Hi.
- How are you? - I'm not in out there
Only one and a half days work, and you will make $ 150.
- I look like a fool. - I'll go in
Good. One, two, thre...
It's best to stop.
Eileen, you enter three. You don't say, "One, two," and enter. </ P>
You say, "Three." Then you go in
Look at yourself. You are dress for success.
I look like a whole fucking red light district
I haven't had anything like this since I was on that pole.
Ooh. Well, just think of this another pole North Pole.
They didn't succeed rain in the North Pole
At my age, I can't no rain everywhere
I'm a little drizzle, But they're messy.
No no No. Well, this is very beautiful.
Take this a little Extra money for you and Cora.
Honey, I didn't buy Cora not for Christmas
I haven't bought him anything since he was seven years old
- You're kidding. - That's right.
Cora is asking for a number of money for me for some dolls named Starz.
I can't afford it. He only wants them Starz.
So all Christmas, he makes me feel bad
That night, Christmas dinner, He still sits at the table crying.
I knock on the door of him. You know what happened
He looks at the stars. And he never asks me for another gift
- you're terrible Yes, you. - The truth
- I can't do this, Eileen. - Yes you can. Stop.
- Now, just smile. - Good. I smile. </ P>
Now, you should see... Come here
I have to take you to where you work. </ P>
You have to see a beautiful gift I bought it for my daughter
- How is she? - Oh, she's very good
You know her go to New York to get the title...
get the master and go up and move to Alabama from all places.
- Apa yang dia pindah ke Alabama? - Siapa tahu.
After all, he took a little work there Little school, you know.
He said he wanted to start a farm.
- A farm? Did he start farming? - I don't know I don't know
But anyway, you know he has many offers here in Atlanta.
But he doesn't want to, so what can you do?
- Maybe he tried to stay away from you - You'd better stop that
- Where do we go? - My daughter loves me
Round Mother Virgin...
- are you singing? - No, ma'am. </ P>
There's no one else there, McCoy Bailey.
Come on. Walk with me. You're late again.
I'm sorry .
- I have to talk to your parents - No.
I just woke up late. I will be here on time. I promise.
Budget cuts, budget cuts.
Alright. < br /> Go in class
- We'll talk about this later. Good? - Good.
And your song
I will not enter here and listen to this
Alright, people!
Now, we might have to cancel it Christmas Jubilee this year.
- No way! - We don't have a budget!
Mayor, you continue there.
Alright? Now, I'm growing "poinsetters" for this
Poinsettia.
- That's what I said. - No, no.
If it's Christmas Jubilee doesn't happen...
apa yang akan saya lakukan dengan semua mereka "poinsetters"?
- Poinsettia. - Stop. Do I look stupid?
- Tanner, I understand - No sir...
with all due respect, I don't think you did.
Because they built the dam, we barely survived.
Between that and the drought... .
managed to place a large portion of our crops are gone.
We need this Christmas Jubileum to happen You hear me? </ p >
We have no money. I talked to the city council, right?
You did it, Your Majesty. He talked to him. I heard it.
- Take it out of school - Wait, Tanner McCoy.
We've cut school budgets...
and as principals , I have to draw a line.
We have four teachers teach some classes
If we reduce more, we won't do it able to complete the school year
I don't care Someone has to do something.
We have to have this Christmas Jubilee.
It helps too many people around here make enough money just to stay open.
We don't have a budget!
When we chose you as mayor, you said you would help us!
I know Forgive me.
The people around here are not being kind for politicians not keeping their words.
You keep putting everyone well this against the wall and see what happened.
Come on, fellas. Gosh.
- This is ridiculous. - Of course
- You trust that person? - That's not fun.
Yes it is.
- This is where you will work. - Fine.
Good? Have you made a sale before?
- Yes, I sell trees. - Christmas tree?
When you smoke, they make you feel like it's Christmas. </ P>
If you don't stop that bad conversation. </ P>
Stop it. I mean, where the item is exchanged
I am exchanging the item returned that day
Yes indeed.
- I have to bring... - On the black market. </ P>
- I have to take you back to church. - You didn't take me to church. </ P>
I didn't go to church. Satan is a lie. </ P>
- And you still marry him - Honey Honey...
- Speaking of demons, listen. Listen. - What's the matter?
- You want me to work in the register? - No no.
- Other people take... - Are you sure?
You have to be bound for the job.
If I register, I will be bound.
Good. Yes. No no no no.
Listen, let's hurry quickly a review of what you should do .
- You taught me - You have to direct customers...
when they ask for something, and you can see this.
OK? Now, The kitchen appliance is on the fifth floor.
- Kitchen, fifth floor. - Yes.
- Women's clothing is in second place... - You sell pears? </ P>
Kalian punya hasil di atas sana?
- Clothes. Women's clothes. - Say, "Clothes". Don't say, "Pears."
I don't know what "clothes" are "A pear."
Good. Young adults are on the third floor
- Young adults on the third floor. - Makeup and perfume are here.
And there across the hall.
- I understand. I will be fine. - Okay, and listen. </ P>
Most importantly, everyone gets the same greeting. </ P>
When they enter, you see them on the face....
You smile beautifully and you say, "Merry Christmas.
This is a beautiful day at Tifton's s.
Joy for You and you. Yes, may I help you? "</ P>
What I said Good. I will say that
- You really want to do it? - Alright.
- It's a good customer. - Can you help me?
- Yeah here. Happy... - Yes.
Mary has a little...
- No, Merry Christmas. - Congratulations Christmas. </ P>
- It's a beautiful day at Tip... - Tifton's
- Tap... Tip... Tiptoes. - Joy for you
Joy for the world and God will come, and congratulations Easter
What can... What can I do? do it for you at Tifton's? S? </ P>
Thank you I'm looking for for women's underwear. </ P>
Honey? Who is the clothes for? </ P>
For me, of course.
I don't know about you wearing lingeries
Those days are over, dear. Someone should have told you that already past.
Lingeries is for young people with strict and strict goods.
What I suggest you do, hunt...
I would suggest you walk across the road to Target...
and ask them for some of them a very nice big girl drawer...
so you will feel comfortable.
You don't want to take a walk with a slingshot on your ass
- Eileen! - Come on, come on, come on
Come Let me help you.
- you are very rude - He is something.
No, you are an impolite person anytime You carry underwear for men
Who is the 37th president from the United States?
I know.
Bailey, do you know?
I know the answer.
I didn't ask you I asked Bailey
He doesn't know. He's always dirty
And he's just a farmer's child.
Yes, but he's the only one that can be obtained A on the last three tests.
What did you get, Lucy?
Or you, Larry?
There won't be bullying in this class
See you tomorrow. Do your homework
Look at the song list for Christmas Jubilee. </ P>
Christmas is five more days. </ P>
Wait a minute, Bailey. </ P>
You should start talking and participate in class. </ P>
I know you know the answer.
You are very smart and talented.
You get A on each test. You have to believe in yourself. </ p >
Lucy is right I'm just an old farmer.
There is no such thing as "only a farmer's child."
You are smart. You can be whatever you want
I can only imagine if possible stay awake in class
- Are you late at night? - No, ma'am. </ P>
I want you to sing the lead < br /> solo at Christmas Jubilee.
I'm sorry. I can't do that
- Yes you can. - No.
Do you know what? I am right Must go, Miss Williams.
My father will be waiting for me at home
Lasts.
Hello?
I didn't hear from you in six years...
and you called me out of blue because you need my help
Don't blame it on me.
You're the one who married Kelly and stopped replying to my call.
You're not bitter, right?
Maybe. How about it?
I don't know We are divorced.
Good. She's like a bum. </ P>
I can't believe you married her and dumped me. That's what you got. </ P>
Alright alright.
Hey, pull up, it's high school. Am I forgiven?
It depends. Can you help me with my school situation?
- So you need sponsors? - Yes.
The phone came in like I left a meeting...
With the company that's inside the middle of a PR nightmare.
They can use some good intentions now
Actually, in a city like yours. So your time might be perfect.
Tell me about that.
Can't do that until we have a contract
- you don't believe me - No, no, no, that's not it.
I have to protect me interest, that's all
Tell you what.
I will go down with a contract, you get your people in...
and I'm sure I can enter...
at least one hundred thousand for your school and program
$ 100,000. That would be great
How fast can you get here?
You need money right away, don't you?
Yes. So you're willing to go to Alabama?
I'll leave tomorrow.
We will get a signed contract, then I have to go...
but I will return for this event.
It will be fantastic.
Oliver, thank you very much.
See you again.
- You understand - See you
Son, the Powerball goes up.
Hello? Hey, I need you two go get me some scratches-off.
- Yeah, and play the number for me - Can you help me? </ P>
The Powerball has really high
Play number 22...
- Excuse me. - 17.5 and 6. </ P>
Go play the numbers, and take it I have a lot of scratches. Yes. </ P>
Only two, three of them. Don't spend a lot of money. </ P>
I need help! </ P>
Wait, because someone shouted at me
I'm getting ready strangling it Hold it.
Lady, you will really need it Doctor if you shout at me again.
Do you understand? Now, what can I do for you?
- I need a watch for my husband - Men's watch
Clock man's hand you know, I like leather bands.
- You know, nice skinny watches. - Here are some men...
Oh hell. It's time for my break
- Time for my break - break
No, wait
- you are very rude - See you, goodbye, goodbye.
- You are so rude You are so rude - Please. I need a watch
Step aside. I tried to go to the dugout
Wait! Back!
You're still here?
He called me back.
Yes? And?
He thinks he can catch us $ 100,000 in sponsorship money
$ 100,000?
- Oh, my goodness, that would be huge. - I know. </ P>
That will not only happen paying for the Jubilee...
that will take us inside next year's school year
We can get a new book, maybe even a new computer.
Wait, calm down. No already happened It wasn't done
Okay, but I'm sure of that.
Lacey, thank you very much doing this. I really appreciate that.
I know this school isn't the best, But that's all we get. </ P>
And I know you can go anywhere in the country...
with the credentials you have
- I like it here. - Thank you.
He'll go down tomorrow with a contract
This is very beautiful I have to call the mayor.
- Yes. - He will very happy
This will be beautiful Christmas after all!
This will be fantastic.
Alright. See you tomorrow.
- Hello? - I have to call the wrong number
You said that already, But you called back five times.
So what number are you trying to get? </ P>
I tried to reach it my daughter, Lacey
Oh yeah Yes, she just walked go on.
- Who is that? - Your mother.
- Hi, Mama - Who is that?
That's Conner.
Conner?
That's the person you recruited to help you with the farm?
Yes, that's it.
Good. I don't know if I like he's up there with you
Suppose he's fresh...
and you don't have a man -Well up there to protect you
Mama, I'm fine What is happening?
I can't wait until you feeling dinner...
I've prepared you for Christmas
Yes, I have long known to talk to you about that </ p >
I won't be able to go home this year
What?
Uh-uh. It's Christmas.
I know, just me get settled in...
and farms need a lot of work. </ P>
Uh-uh. You don't farmers on the dell now
It's not just farming.
They also decided to do it extended the school year...
for the day before Christmas
- What school is that? - We lost many days...
Because of this summer's storm, so we have to make them,
And I help children prepare themselves songs for Christmas Jubilee.
And we're having a budget crisis. So it's now too busy now, Mom.
I'll come there.
- No. - Yes. </ P>
- I haven't seen you in nine months... - This isn't the right time. </ P>
And you don't drive. </ P >
I can get someone to drive there with me
I can ask your Aunt Madea come with me.
Mama, can we miss just this year? It's only Christmas.
You bite your tongue,
Christmas is all year long...
Lacey, I don't have to tell you that...
you and me are only the family we have,
What is Conner?
I don't say anything.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you see you,
I didn't say a word.
Girl, I don't know why I let you talk I became a comedy and do this work.
- I didn't take my medicine this morning. - what medicine
Five milligrams "Don't choke on that ho."
I feel I'm getting ready to maybe catch a case
- I can spit - What's wrong with you?
Lacey isn't come for christmas.
That doesn't matter. Children grow up.
They don't want to go home sometimes.
Something's wrong.
- Eileen - What?
I know your eyes. Don't stop until there are no conclusions.
I don't jump to conclusions. </ p >
The last time you went Doctor, you have a rash.
Walk there, tell the person You have cancer and you are dying.
Madea, many people in families have died of cancer. </ P>
- I know your family - Yes. </ P>
- My grandmother. - hit by a bus
But he has cancer. My uncle Bayrod
- sank - Because he had cancer.
- Eileen < br /> - What?
No no no no. Something wrong.
Something is wrong with my child, and I will find out what that is.
He's there in this country, and I don't know what happened.
I haven't seen where he works, where he lives.
- It's just horrible! - Your daughter is growing.
Leave he himself. If he wants Go home, he will go home.
What are you planning?
I'll go there.
I want to see that, because you didn't drive
- you did - Son, I didn't go to Alabama.
The last time I was in Alabama, I chained to Andy Young and Jesse Jackson. </ P>
- are you marching? - We're not upright when lined up. </ P>
- We're going to go there < br /> - I didn't drive to Alabama no.
All of my items are illegal. Not me like driving through Georgia.
Do you think I'm ready to skip Alabama?
- I'll pay you - What time do you want to go?
Good. Good.
No, son I can't continue < br /> walk with my Cadillac
There are 4,785,000 miles on it, and I only replace the oil in it.
Every light on the dash says... <
"You're crazy, then. You go anywhere inside me."
- Making a... - I can't do it, baby Forgive me.
Have you ever thought maybe he was? just don't want to see you, Eileen?
My daughter loves me
He like to spend time with me.
Alright, honey. If you find a ride, I'll go there with you.
Alright. Okay, I'll do it.
Conner.
- What do you think you are doing? - What are you talking about?
I'm in the feed store.
They said that you were planning on planting corn this year. </ P>
Yes, that is so. </ P>
I planted corn. </ P>
Alright, actually I Working on can help us all.
- What are you doing? - Yeah.
You think you learned something on college high do I not know?
- That's not what I meant, Tanner. - No, no.
And you're better off looking for something else to be planted
You have been going around around too long here
I mean, Conner.
If not, I will be here every day, Kick your ass like I did at school.
Eileen, we already have lots of complaints about your friends
Oh no.
Hey there. I get ready to go...
- What's the problem? - We have to ask you to leave.
Good, it's about bad luck. I'm out of... Give me my check.
We will send it to you.
No, dear Eileen, better tell him
No one will send me a check. I didn't send my work here. </ P>
You didn't send me a check. Where is my money
Madea, go home. I'll call you later.
I don't care who calls who. Someone will give me my money.
Will you go calmly?
Oh, of course. You want to go quietly?
You want me to go calmly ?
I'll show you the way to go damn quietly.
You will give me my bad luck.
But before I take my damn bag , I will spend money from this register.
- Excuse me. - No no.
No, you can't do that. Put it... Madea. </ P>
Where is my wallet? Unlock the damn thing! </ P>
I brought my bag here. This is $ 150.
- This is what you owe me - Put the money back
I'll take something else I'll take this dress.
- Stop it! - Take whatever I want to get out of here
Does this attract me?
You're embarrassing us
What are you looking at? What are you looking at?
It's Christmas, and I'm not sure what's what I'm want here
What will you do? What will you do?
- I'll take this too - He didn't take the medicine today .
You made me come here, trying to work in this place...
Move out! What happened?
- I know what I'm doing! - He never acted like this before.
I was amazing. I went with amazing winds
I'm very sorry.
Hi I'm Lacey Williams, Teacher Bailey
- Right Enter. - Thank you. </ P>
- How are you? - I'm fine. </ P>
Saya hanya mampir untuk berbicara dengan Anda.
I judge another of Bailey's homework assignments...
Listen, I'm sorry
He must help his father at night, so he doesn't have much time to study.
Then he wakes up early in the morning morning to work with him...
so I just have to get on he to do better
He can't be better.
- He gets an A straight - What?
Yes. And to find out he works after school and in the morning...
is even more impressive. </ P>
He really has to go to the talented school with a major in fine arts.
Wow.
I always knew he was smart. I didn't know he was smart.
Me and his father never < br /> have many schools & apos;.
You really think Bailey can make it outside this place?
I know he can.
I mean, that's right everything I want for him
Bailey always tells me how good you are for him...
and that you defend him in front of from other children, thank you
- Well, he's a very special child. - Yeah, he is
- Please sit down. - Sure. Thank you.
- Can I bring you a drink? - Yes.
Thank you.
He also said that You want it singing at Jubilee Christmas? </ P>
Yes. He has a beautiful voice. </ P>
You think the Jubilee is will happen this year
Yes, haven't you heard?
I have a friend for me get us sponsors for that
So it will definitely happen.
- That's good news. - Yes, that's right.
Oh hell. What do you want?
- Hi, I'm Lacey Williams - I know who you are
You are a Bailey teacher. Bailey will be late for school.
He has a lot of work to do here, That's if he makes it at all. </ P>
There's no need to come there's nothing here Good? </ P>
I'm very sorry.
Merry Christmas.
Oliver, this is very funny.
I haven't talked to your mother in a while, and we talked...
and he said you drivin & apos; to Alabama to see Lacey!
Miss Eileen, I'm happy to have a company
Did I tell you that I was exposed to blood pressure Medications that make me have to urinate?
- I have to go to the bathroom right away - Okay, come in
I didn't put my determination without scrub. I don't know what's wrong with you
The leaves fell from that, but it worked!
- Jesus. Baby... - It's winter.
Keep your eyes going forward.
Good? No no No. She's always like this, since childhood. </ P>
- Yes, since my childhood - Something's wrong. </ P>
There wrong, but we accept it.
Are you sure you didn't say we will come?
I want this to be a big surprise!
I'm sure.
Because he will be very happy to see you
Madea, I told him how many Lacey talked about him.
Why are you hollerin & apos; like I'm behind? from an airplane and you're in first class?
I can hear you. You are here
What I'm saying is this...
- what's your name, kid? Olive oil ? - Oliver
What I'm saying is this.
If he wants to talk to you, he must have called you often.
Don't expect to listen to Eileen. </ P>
Don't listen to him. You two will be together again
You will like it, right? I saw it on your face. </ P>
I saw it on your face. Yes! </ P>
I want to see us have another chance
Kamu sudah di SMA saat itu. Saya harus buang air kecil, Nak.
You've been around in a circle for too long
Go there. Drag it there, ask these people.
I will go here and use the bathroom. </ P>
No, Madea. This place doesn't look right. </ P>
Eileen, here. This is... Child, please
I grew up in this country. Nobody is here. </ P>
He is sittin & apos; < br /> there is willy-whilin. Ask him.
God, this is high. You have to step me up.
"I'm sorry , sir. You look like a nice guy.
How are you doing? We got lost. He tried to find directions.
I need bathroom. There bathroom here?
Yes ma'am. Right there.
Get the instructions here I told me to pee.
Have to pee. Hell...
What is...
Go! Push! Drive, Olive Oil, drive! </ P>
Put the pedal on the metal. Get out of here
- They're trying to get me! - What are you doing? </ P >
Pushing! Hell, they're KKK!
- This isn't the right address, right? - That's what he said
This can't be the right address. These people might be unfriendly.
Here's how, this is 2013, and it's almost Christmas.
Of course it's fine
Wow, did you see what I just went through in the city?
Right.
This doesn't feel right.
p>
Here in this forest, nobody but us and trees.
- Thank you very much. - What are you worried about, son?
Someone must live to tell the story.
Tell me what happened to you Someone is an activist.
Someone has to call Sharpton.
Forget it.
Conner, where do you go
- Hey what happened? - I mentioned Tanner and he lost it. </ P>
- Conner! - I've been waiting to see this
- I went with you , Kid. - Conner! </ P>
Conner! </ P>
- Uh oh. Who is that? - I said this was the wrong address
We have to go. Back up.
That's it! Interesting.
We are in the right place.
- Come on. Speed up. - That's it.
- Lacey! - Look at you.
Oh, my words What are you doing here?
I put up a ride with Oliver Astonishing!
- We came. - Surprise
Who are you? </ P>
I'm Conner. </ P>
Girl, what is forgery here? Who died? </ P>
You are the farmer < br /> he hired. Yes yes yes.
I'm Eileen, his mother.
And this is Madea, his aunt is great on my father's side.
He sure doesn't look happy to see us.
You better bite your tongue.
He likes to see me anytime Tell him. </ P>
It doesn't look like happiness, dear. It looks like ancient constipation. </ P>
Hi, Conner. </ P>
How are you? How do you do it
This handsome thing...
This is Oliver, his girlfriend.
His girlfriend?
Former girlfriend.
It's nice to call him.
That's a good trick can meet him Fundraising
No,
You know you miss him.
Besides, can you take my bag, farmer right?
- Yeah. - I'll help
Lacey, come on show this farm.
It's a bit dusty, dusty.
Come on, my dear I know
Honey, you know you have asthma.
Mama, I don't have asthma anymore.
Yes, but still Must be careful heart...
because it can cause cancer.
Everything doesn't cause cancer, Eileen. God, help him
Aku akan membuka pintu. Kalian perlu udara segar di sini.
Got all these animals. This is a nice room I'll stay here
- Good, good, good. - Sure
Lacey, you don't have a christmas tree
- No, no. - Oh my God.
- That's why you want me to come here - Yeah, that's why.
- I'll take this room - Fine.
- Good? - That's good too
- That's a nice room - Thank you.
- Is this yours, Madea? - Yeah, put it in the room at the end. <
- I'm staying there - Okay.
- Is this your room here?
- This is my room <br
Thank you. It's not clean.
- Okay, now where is the kitchen? - Let's go there. </ p >
- it's there Continue. - I'm comin & apos;
Don't force me.
We saw this. This is the dining room. The color is yellow
This bright yellow!
This is good, Mama, huh?
Yeah, that's not my heart tea, but you know
- Back porch and everything - Aunt Madea, you like it?
- Yes, look at all the animals. - That's very good. Yes.
Ask the man to bring groceries on.
- They are in the trunk of the car. - His name is Conner.
I don't like you getting up on here with him alone
What should Oliver think, do you live with men?
Why should I care what Oliver thinks?
- You have to He still wants you - Mama, please
Tidak, dan Anda masih menginginkannya.
I know that. I have that feeling.
I want some grandbabies. What are you waiting for
Eileen, stop interfering in the girl's affairs.
Good? You are in everyone's business. Leave this child alone
You have spoken since we entered the car. </ p >
You talk too much, Eileen. Please, Shut up for a while here.
Leave this child alone. He lives his life.
He likes to be here at playing with Old MacDonald.
- Again? - Just shopping.
Alright.
- Hi. - Wow. </ P>
- Nice to meet you, Lacey. - Yeah, you too
Let me put this down, and I will be ready to go to school.
- Yeah. - Alright?
So, you didn't tell me your girlfriend came
high school. Non-factor, believe me.
My mother... I don't believe < br /> he just appeared.
And your parents are on their way.
Yes. Will be coming soon you're back from school.
I know. What will we do?
You better think of something.
- Baby... - Girlfriend.
- Are you ready to go? - Yes sure.
Hold it. Hold it. I heard someone said, "Go away. Oh God. </ P>
Take me anywhere I have to go away from your mother
I'll go to hell and come back < br /> to get away from him
He talks too much. Can I go with you guys?
Good. Maybe you can keep an eye on my class when I enter the meeting.
Forgive me. Watch your class
He wants I watch the class Children?
Son, me and children don't get along
Now, let me see.
Ankle-biting...
disease-carrying...
God's little boy, or your mother...
Satan, loud, female diarrhea from hell. </ P>
I thought I would go with kids. Praise God
- Alright. - I'll take you home on the way home. </ P>
Okay, close your clutch, kid. Close your suitcase. </ P>
I'll accompany him. </ P>
No there's a violation for you guys, because it's a good car.
But this brings back memories, son.
I was pregnant Bread loaf playing "Light Dashboard."
I sat there, and I kept hitting my head on the steering wheel.
It's just terrible. This is a terrible moment.
Seeing. The door even sounds the same.
Son, this is just what it is... Yes, it brings back memories.
Watch this.
That's what I usually do. Drop it.
The car was built for comfort and convenience built for speed, just like me. </ P>
This is a good truck, but how do you do it I have to go here? </ P>
- Pull the back seat. - I will sit on the back Hold it. </ P>
No, you don't need to... Yes, just pull back. </ P >
You have to get some of them things to help me enter here
Is there something to... Hold it. I got it.
Yes, that's it Come in.
Wow, you
- You make me angry - Give me your hand.
- Now hold on - Alright, I caught you
- Good morning class. - Good morning.
This is my Mabel Auntie. But everyone calls her Madea.
I have to go to the meeting the hall with Ms. Porter...
and I asked Miss Madea to watch over you
Now, you know what to do and you know how to behave, not ?
Yes ma'am.
- I'll be right back. Thank you, Madea. - Yeah, I like it
I loving children behave well. Very beautiful.
You look very good.
Hello. Hello. Now, you have to do it back to the Stepford kids
Don't act like you... Don't act like this. Now, calm down.
I'm here Do yourself a favor. Do the right thing.
- You belong to this class? - Yes ma'am.
- Good. What's your name? - Bailey.
The palace garden? Good Alright, just go ahead.
Your teacher goes down the hall, and I sit down for him. Please sit down.
You'd better hope he returns.
She's the only teacher that likes you here
Don't sit by my side. You're so dirty
Leave the boy behind The man is alone. Where else he will sit Sit down, kid.
Sit down. Don't worry about him.
Don't you ever choose someone? because you can Do you understand?
They used to do that to me When I was in kindergarten.
Because I'm six feet tall, they all want to talk about me
I have a full figure and curve and all that.
They want to make fun of me. But I don't have it.
You understand? I fight. That's why I'm hard-skinned.
You might have to fight sometimes - sometimes. Do you understand?
Don't worry about these people Here try to make you feel bad.
You have to be nice to people another. Skip it, niceness.
- Do you understand? - Yes ma'am.
Alright, I'll write my name on blackboard...
so you all will know what my name is.
Not lime You don't have chalk?
There is no eraser either. "There is no cause..."
Good. I don't know what all that means
Alright. Good, what we'll do is...
I'll tell a story.
This is the story of Christmas. Christmas.
This is what I learned when I went to school... Sunday school
This is the story of his birth.
The little baby Jesus was born.
He was born of the Virgin Mary...
J. Blige, and when Mary was on tour...
she met this person named Joe...
Manganiello, who plays a werewolf. </ P>
And he fell in love to him. He said, "Joe.
I am your wife.
And that sanctity befalls me...
and I will have baby-ist. "
And Joe said, "Really?"
They don't know what to do.
So he continues and lives with him...
and they continue because they expect a holy child
True.
And the Bible says on the second "Deuteronomo"...
that when he came to earth...
he came through the Virgin... piña colada
And when he was there...
they try searching somewhere to have a baby...
but they keep going to all of these hotels, and there won't be any of them letting them in.
Marriott. Close the door.
Hilton. Close the door.
Try to go to the Ritz-Carlton, They say, " You are not included here. "</ P>
The MARTA bus is passing, won't even pick it up...
to take him to the holy place the city of Birmingham.
And when he sits there, he goes to the workers.
And when he starts working...
A mangosteen dog walks next to it.
Look, God will send you a dog when you need it, even if you don't do it.
And the dog said, "What's wrong with you?"
And when he sat there, he had that baby...
and the baby comes next to the mangy dog.
That's why they said he was born in mangy.
Hallelujah. Let God use yes.
Okay, that's the story of the baby Jesus. That's the hip-hop version.
I'm glad I went to church and went to school Sunday Good.
Where is my wallet?
You don't see what happened to my wallet
I'll tell another story.
Here's the story of Easter Sunday.
Jesus was hanged < br /> between two thieves.
One is Baranibus and The other is Dinosaurs.
Someone better find my wallet now
- All we have to do is sign that? - Yes.
Lacey tells me that you need it the money is immediately
So I speak with my boss and get money up front
Both of us are very sure we will do it get a sponsor
What's wrong for you
Well, my company is paid a 10% commission by the company.
You get all 100 grand.
This will help us with the shortcomings.
- Is everything okay, Wilbur? - Yes, Your Majesty
This is good. This is good.
Well then. Let's do it.
Great. Here it is.
Now, we will take the sponsors down to the Jubilee for the photo op.
- That's all we ask for - Of course.
- Thank you, son. - You understand
Thank you very much
You don't know how to do it We really need this.
- With pleasure. - Lacey
- Thank you . - This is also my city.
Nice to be able to help.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
After you.
Here it is.
You don't know how many you just helped us. I mean...
That is my pleasure. I'm happy to be able to help. </ P>
- Thank you again. - You understand
- this - What's this? </ P>
- This is your Christmas present - No. I can't take that. </ P>
- Of course you can. - I really can't
You're done enough for us Thank you. </ P>
What are you doing? </ P>
Your mother told me she I thought you missed me
Look, I know we are children, but I still think about you.
Look, Oliver, it's been a long time...
- and I really have to tell you... < br /> - Lacey!
- come in here Hurry up! - Excuse me.
Hurry up!
There are strange women here.
What did they do that day...
Lacey, who is this?
- My aunt Madea. - Hi.
What are you doing?
I only taught this children learning about Jesus...
since he was born until when he died on Earth.
He tried to steal my wallet, but I taught him a lesson. Here he is.
Now you have been crowned Christmas... Praise. Hallelujah.
- I got it, right? I got it, Bailey. - Yes Ma'am. </ P>
& apos; Excuse me. Oliver, take me home. I'm out of here. </ P>
We'll talk when I get it back for Jubilee.
Lucy. How do you even... How is he...
That tree is great.
- Hello dear. - Hey
- have they arrived? - no
I hurried home. How's my mother doing ?
I don't know He just two words for me
You think about how you will handle this yet?
p> No. You can talk to your parents? </ P>
No, there is no cellphone. </ P>
I think they should be invited to talk now because they are here </ p >
- Hey, hi! - Hi, you!
Hey, hey! Look at you!
Don't go anywhere.
I'll get your mother
- I look fine - Yeah, you look great
- Son! Son ! - Mama! Daddy!
Look at you!
Daddy, not a bear hug!
Your parents still understand, isn't it?
Look at me Grizzly Adams.
Look at you. You see like a mountain person
Hey, kid, look at this? This not fat. This is all foreskin.
Buddy, stop. Don't start so early.
- You must be Lacey. - Yes
Look at you!
- Gosh! - You dropped it
You don't have to rest him and break his neck </ p >
Give him a little encouragement to flapjacks there
He will drop you Where is my courtesy?
I'm Mama Conner. Please contact me Mrs. Williams. </ P>
- Hi. - I'm kiddin!! You...
Call me Kim or Mama Don't call me late for dinner. </ P>
I whipped you
- Lihat betapa cantiknya. Dia sangat cantik. - Terima kasih.
He is even prettier than I can ever imagine.
Thank you.
It's nice to meet you.
You too
Look at this place.
That's beautiful. This place is amazing.
My mother and father... Sorry. I'm sorry.
They must have been so very proud. Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you mama.
I was very annoyed when I heard you were both eloping.
I thought it might be coming to Louisiana...
and ride the bayou for Swamp Manor to set it up.
We will pelt you like a shindig You know that.
Hey, I'm glad you guys both run away.
You saved me a load of money.
So I appreciate it.
You've spent enough of it money on me already, Daddy.
- I'm glad you know that - Honey, we love you
Anything what you want, my child Anything.
Good...
Have you eaten?
No but... </ p >
Good, because I got caught Christmas dinner.
Caught
We will have a hot potpie possum. I will succeed. </ p >
This is good. A nice crust crust.
Will have possum soup...
and your uncle DeWayne is finished I got white lightning.
Here, let me take this, Daddy.
Actually, Lacey is a vegetarian.
She's a vegetarian? On the farm.
- Honey, that's definitely difficult. - That doesn't mean anything.
We are Baptists, and we still like a boiled very well once in a while.
No, Buddy. That means he doesn't eat meat
- He doesn't eat meat - Oh, you know all the way.
- Daddy - There's nothing wrong with that.
I like know quarter. God bless you.
What I say, son, if he doesn't eat meat...
that might be a bad thing at that time Come to a specific anatomy section.
Mama, can you please... forgive me
We just met him. Now, stop. </ p >
- Starts slow, okay? - I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry. He's crazy.
What are we doing? < br /> Here are all dusty?
Come on in and get eat us I starvin & apos;
I brought you spices from your Aunt Tutu's garden.
- Good. Mama... - You will love them.
- Let me get it - Wait a minute.
Mama Lacey is cooking & apos;
Lacey & apos; ma... Is she here?
- Your mother is here now? - Yes.
- Her mother is here, Buddy. - Hey, hi! Alright.
It looks like we got to meet the in-laws.
Actually, we're a bit troubled.
What's the problem?
Lacey isn't tell him mom that we are married
- What? - Why don't you tell him?
Good...
My mother dreams for my whole life...
and Conner were not in that dream.
I'm sorry. I did...
- I don't understand - I think I'm doing Let me ask you something.
When he dreams of it, are they colored or black and white?
He doesn't want you with white people
I'm sorry. That's very bad.
Dear, we teach all of our children...
"Never see color, just look at it."
- Isn't that right, Conner? - Right.
Too bad he didn't know what kind of person you are
I'll tell you who he is.
Always teach him Look at a woman's heart.
Because that's where their shelves hang.
Daddy.
I'm just kiddin & apos; He has a good shelf.
Your mother used to have a nice shelf. </ P>
Sekarang dia membungkuk, hanya terlihat seperti dia punya split 7-10.
- What do you mean by that? - This is the term bowling.
- I don't like it, Daddy. - I don't too.
I just kiddin. I still like going to the bowling arena occasionally.
- You're sexy for me - Will you be quiet?
I will start talking about it all your parts are wrinkled and saggy.
- It's like a turkey toad there. - It's over.
Well, honey , Conner, who does he think you are
He thinks I'm a farm help. </ P>
- Well, there's a switcheroo. - Farm help
Do you think we should go? I think we might have to go.
I don't go anywhere. Hell, I just got here. </ p >
- I'm tired. I want a glass of beer. - I don't want you to go.
Well, what should we do?
Can you give me a time to tell him?
I mean, I have to decide he's soft. He is very sick.
- Oh no. - I'm sorry.
- What's wrong? - He has a weak heart
Then by all means, you just...
take your time and say him when you are ready
- Thank you. < br /> - Fine.
We don't want the ticker tock out to you here
- We will behave well. - Yeah. <
- you know what we're going to - What?
- Parents help - Right. Parents help.
- "Can I get something?" - Come on in. </ P>
- Ayolah. - Ayah, berperilaku.
I'm going to be like a bull on a rodeo.
- Did you paint this? This is amazing - I started
- Still need work. - Where are you? </ P>
I'm sure this house is running it in double numbers. </ P>
- Hey, Madea. - Hey !
- This is my mother, Kim. - How are you doing & apos;
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Medium.
And this is my father, Buddy.
- Nice to meet you. - How are you, Buddy?
- I'm fine. - I see you carrying a bag.
No, it's only my wife.
Forgive my husband He is only a horse's butt half.
- wait I smell cookin & apos; - Yes, it's Eileen.
- Her mother is cooking there. - Where is she?
He is in the kitchen, But he goes to the backyard.
Come on. Sit down. Take the load.
Take the load You sit spells.
- You want to drink? - I believe I will have something
I like you. You are a woman well
Don't tease me in front of your wife
If I say this, you won't be able to get rid of it.
I'll told him to pay the rent, car notes and more.
I'm from old school.
Believe me, he can't help it.
And if you can stand him, you are welcome to him, right?
- Hey, Conner, get a beer. - Yes sir.
Well, Miss Madea....
It looks like we're going to shop Christmas dinner together this year...
but don't worry
We don't care if you're black.
"African-Americans," Buddy.
That's right, it's up to African Americans.
No nothing. I don't care that you are white Americans...
Angro... Angrola-Saxon... Saxophone. </ p >
I don't care It's not important all of you who consider Anglo-Saxophonists.
I like him.
He has a good sense of humor and those big and sturdy legs.
You need good feeling humor with this group here
- Here, Father, beer Drink it. - Appreciate that. </ P>
- Please, drink. - I'll tell you what, son
Your last girl so bad dadgum...
my dog cupped his legs and closed his eyeballs.
Oh stop it. He's terrible!
"He closed his eyes." That was very ugly.
Forgive me my husband He is a wannabe comedian.
You are not Jeff Foxworthy.
Well, I'm trying to be, but who can? Who can?
Did you hear that about two rabbis and a black dude ?
- Father - No.
Did you hear what about stray bullets that killed the redneck...
to tell the story about rabbis and black dude?
It's funny
I got it, right? I got it
- You got your ass. - I like him. I do
Me too. He likes to be hung.
No, it won't be no wandering here now
No, he didn't mean that. That means...
You calm hell? You are very politically correct.
They have fun. I also have fun.
I am not offended. Damn, I got a gun.
I know he knows that. Let me ask you this.
Do you know Oprah?
Honey, I told you...
all black people don't certainly know each other. </ P>
- It could be fooling me - Do I look like Paul Bunyan or what? </ P>
Actually, you definitely did it. And Jolly Green Giant too. Ho-ho-ho. </ P>
- Farmhand, please help me - His name is Conner.
Wow!
I think that tree...
will look good here
If You don't mind me butting in...
I think it will look really enough here by the window...
and in that way all Passersby can enjoy it.
That's where we have it every year.
- And who are you? - That's beautiful tree
I'm... I'm Conner's mother.
That's Kim and it's Buddy. This is the coroner's parents.
This is Eileen. I want to scream I mean, Eileen. </ P>
Trees for families, not for strangers
What is this? people here
Mama, they came to visit Conner for Christmas
Very? Only that like my daughter
I raised you correctly. </ P>
My daughter is always good with helping help
Yes. </ P>
- where do you live - We think of staying here
Yes. We drive all the roads from Louisiana...
to spend Christmas with Conner and Lacey.
It will be a little narrow...
but we will do it.
Madea and I will share the room.
You, Buddy and...
Kim.
Kim, take another room...
- and Carver... - Conner.
- That's what I said. - Conner.
Yes, Carver, you can take the sofa.
Let me get some decorations.
Good. I just...
So many memories just arrived back to me here
To tell you, Lacey, my mother, she loves this place she did it.
I am very glad you all came back here to take care of it
WELCOME.
Well, my daughter paid the mortgage...
So I hope you bring this year's harvest.
I told you not to buy this farm.
Dam in the north caused a lot of problems this year for farmers.
But Conner, he's got him new Corn stings that need a little water.
Well, how do you work it, Conner?
I studied agriculture in the state of New York
Is that where you two meet?
Yes. He is brilliant.
Have it from his parents. Walk on genes.
In that science, not so much farming.
So genius, little Einstein, little Stephen Hawkins.
We used to call him "Smarty Britches" when he was little.
If you put Viagra in that matter tree water, it will stay up all year long.
You'd better put some Viagra in your water. Look what happened to your tree
- Okay, let's decorate. - No thanks. I can set it.
I brought some decorations from Atlanta...
and I worked at one of the department stores...
So I know one or two things about taste.
Where...
Where did you get this tree?
I mean, you are beautiful Christmas tree...
right outside the kitchen window and not home. </ P>
What's wrong? </ P>
Please don't say that your grandfather's tree
Oh my God.
Mama, is there a yellow ribbon wrapping the tree?
Yes, and I cut it
Excuse me. Excuse me.
What happened? What?
My mother planted the tree...
in memory of my grandfather
Well, how am I? should know that?
This doesn't make sense. Lacey.
Are these people coming? when did you buy this land
This is your land now. You can do what you want with it. </ P>
Excuse me
You don't look so good.
Feeling a little dizzy.
Well, sit down at that moment. Sit down.
Good. </ P>
All these weird people in this house, that's how it is. </ P>
They aren't people, that's you! Hell, you !
You lost your damn mind. You have lost your damn mind!
Whenever you see someone with a yellow ribbon on the tree, Eileen....
yellow ribbon, that means a memoriam.
Don't you know what that means?
Everyone in America knows what memoriam is...
when you see the color yellow ribbon on the damn tree
You work on my nerves.
That poor woman might cry because you cut down her father's tree.
What's wrong with you, cut down his father's tree?
Do you know what will happen? I will make this plain.
You will go to sleep, slipping into comma...
and everyone will wonder what happened to you.
I did it. It's Christmas, damn it!
I don't know, Buddy. I don't think I can overcome this.
I don't like it. That's wrong
I can't pretend pretending to be someone. I'm not an actress. I'm not Reba.
Maybe we should just go. Let's pack up and leave tomorrow.
No, we won't return home. We live here.
- it's Christmas - And that woman...
she cut my father's memory tree and acted like he didn't even care!
Honey, I'm know It stinks. I understand.
Do you know what? We will give you another tree.
I want that tree. < br /> I want my father's tree What about our child?
Conner just stands there and doesn't say anything back to this woman
He just pretended, just said nothing to this woman.
Honey, you know our child He can't say no to anyone. </ p >
Let him find out.
- You want some of this? - Not now.
- You know you want some of this - Not me. This is too heavy for me.
Remember that game we played when we were little?
- Date of Mystery? - No, ghost and the Damsel.
- Do you remember that? - Buddy Williams...
We don't play... It's not time or place Don't you dare
Go take a cold shower and get down from me
Go waste milk on that.
I thought I left my bag on...
one of my bags here
- You think he saw me? - Yes! </ P>
- Yes! - Oh shit. </ P>
How to stop diabetes before you start. That's what AARP talked about.
You have to read this, this is pretty good
- Hi. - Hey
Heard about sponsors?
Yes, just found out about it.
- We got a problem - What is that?
Sponsor is Sheldon Construction.
Same Sheldon The construction that built that made us all go bankrupt? </ P>
- that's it - No. You see? </ P>
Amazing.
Eileen, what are you doing?
I know that.
He is in the Ku Klux Klan.
What? </ p >
He uses the sheet When I enter the room.
They don't there is no Ku Klux Klan.
I saw the Clan today. < br /> That's not a Clan.
- They might try to make a bed. - I know the Clan when I see it.
That's it, overreacting, like you always do
- Yes, right - Always jump to conclusions.
Stop jumping to conclusions.
Not dear. No.
I know what I saw.
Eileen, you will /> get your pressure
I'll sleep with one eye open tonight
Yes. Oh, my God, my poor daughter, he's very naive
He doesn't know what's happening. He doesn't know anything.
You don't have a clue, talkin & apos; about sleeping with one eye open.
I hope it's not lazy, because that one always looks closed.
They're not in the Clan.
You put all these things on the doorstep
All that goes in in front of that damn door
I go to the bathroom, four, five, six , seven, eight, nine, 10, 12 times a night...
and if I laugh too hard, I spray urine.
How can I go to the bathroom tonight with all that at the door?
What is this?
- I can't sit in this cup! - Then stand up.
Conner, I'm sorry
- Can I ask something? - What is that?
- Are you embarrassed by me? - No.
Then why didn't you tell him?
I've never let my mother all my life. Good?
I have done everything he wants Always.
And this is the first time I did it. Do something I want. </ P>
Conner, this will break his heart. </ P>
You have to understand that
You must understand how this makes me feel
I love you. I am proud of us. I don't care who knows.
- Do you sleep? - You mean couch right?
You know the walls are thin.
My patience is getting there with this
And I told him, "You're better Come on out from the road. "
God, it's funny. Your mother is something else.
Here it is, Miss Murphy.
Three little eggs.
Mama, it's okay.
Do you like coffee, Conner?
No, I have to take care of animals.
I can give you a little clue if you want.
- Yeah, that will be great. - Okay, great
Alright. I'll be out if you guys need me
What kind of sugar cane don't know about agriculture?
- He knows that knowledge, Mama. - No, I heard last night.
Wait. Why do you always defend him
Because he likes it.
On top of my body he will end up up with someone like that.
What kind of person?
I don't want talk about it. We didn't make a joke like that, okay?
Hush up, Dragon Lady. Hush hell up.
If he likes it , he likes it. That's it. Just shut up
Excuse me. Good morning, yeah.
This room brings it back so many memories
Smells like a farm.
Good morning, Miss Mandela.
Not Mandela, dear. Making a.
Madea, dear Hi dear.
Mrs. Williams, Do you want to drink coffee?
- I will get it myself - Don't you have to go to school?
Actually, I did. I'm on my way. I'll talk to you later
See you later, Miss Mandela.
I'm so crazy, last night's crazy dream.
- really - Yeah. What are you cooking?
- Can I help you? I'm good in the kitchen. - No, I don't need your help
Eileen!
What? I don't need his help.
I understand. I like to cook myself sometimes too
- Thank you. - Okay then. </ P>
- Thank you. - Good. </ P>
You have to be ashamed of yourself. </ P>
It's not Christian, which means for that woman.
I don't eat food from KKK.
That woman has no KKK. Hush that stupidity. Hell.
- I love you son. - I love you too.
Stay warm, okay? </ P>
- Stop persuading him - You need to start persuading him. </ P>
What's wrong with you
You don't need to means for that woman yesterday.
He doesn't need come here
He looks good He just wants the best for Bailey.
I know what is best for Bailey, and it keeps this place going.
He can learn something at school.
It might be something more than both of us
Yes? Well, the school will have to wait
Must get these "poinsetters" sold.
Think I'll go to Harrisburg. Try to sell it there.
If you want to talk to Lacey, you already know...
that she has received a sponsor for Jubilee, so that happened.
So you can sell poinsettia at Jubilee. </ P>
- Who is the sponsor? - I don't know
Who does he think he is? </ P>
What are you crazy about?
The jubilee happened.
We don't need his help. He isn't from around here.
- Well , it's just plain stupid. - You watch your return talk, Amber.
And you see you front talk, Tanner.
- Hai. < br /> - Hey
Heard about sponsors?
Yeah, just found out about it.
- We got a problem - What's that?
Sponsor is Sheldon Construction.
Same Sheldon Construction that was built dam that made us all go bankrupt?
- that's him - No. You see?
Amazing. </ P>
There is no such thing as "only a farmer's child." </ P>
You are intelligent. You can be whatever You want
I can only imagine if you could stay awake in class
- Are you late at night? - No, ma'am.
I want you to sing a lead solo at Christmas Jubilee.
Forgive me. I can't do that
- Yes you can. - No.
Do you know what? I'm right Must go, Miss Williams. </ P>
My father will be waiting for me at home
Son, these nipples are very tough, you need a mammogram.
- But you give milk - well, hello
Hey there.
- How are you? - the pig pig is starving to death.
I slapped them, and I've done it trying to get milk for Eileen.
- He's there trying to cook something. - Listen, he's trying.
- We sure appreciate your help. - No, it's okay. </ P>
I will show him how to do it when he comes out of the laboratory. </ P>
It looks like he planted marijuana. He doesn't grow marijuana, right?
No, he didn't do that. Listen, he's a smart kid, you know.
He's just, well...
- What? - I'm a truck driver
I travel a lot, you know, and...
He always lives with his mother < br /> and grandparents here.
What did I say, it violated me heart to go so much...
But I just felt a little guilty about the way he turned out
- How did he turn out? - Passive type, I guess. </ P>
Type allows people to walk on it. </ P>
I mean, he used to beat him Many at school, intimidated.
- Oh, she's gentle - She's gentle
And she's still living here, that's Tanner.
When someone bored with bullies, they handle it, you understand?
You turn it off and you realize it You won't face it again.
- Wow, that's right. <
Hey, we just talked about you.
- yes? - That's all good.
- All good stuff - good
That one, he will only do it not let you milk him.
- The black and white? - Yep.
There is a reason why You can't get it milk from black and white, kid. </ P>
If someone pulls your testicles, will you give them milk? </ P>
Don't answer
That's a bull. You can't milk without bulls.
You're serious, trying to milk a bull?
Bless you </ p >
Son, you have to slap them pigs early in the morning
Then you have to milk this cow Because the nipples are very difficult.
And you can't be gentle. You have to draw them nipples.
You have to pull their things. Pull them hard.
Pull them < br /> Drag them Drag them
You're used to it Hell, his mother gave him ASI until he was ninth grade.
Shut your mouth! Class nine? His nipples should have corrosion
Yes. Right. You have to see them things.
They look like cake decorator bags.
Father , stop it. Come on.
You guys, sometimes I just think I'm not suitable for this.
Well, hey, it's just nipples!
Daddy, I'm talking about agriculture.
Well, hey, farming hard, son.
Yes, farming hard. You know what else is difficult ?
Keeping a lie...
Because the longer you let it live, the harder it is to kill.
- isn't that right? - You have that right. </ P>
You are a smart woman
- what are you talking about? - What am I talking about?
I'm talking about you and Lacey.
You want to tell Eileen, or you want me to tell you two?
- Father! - Hey, I didn't say anything & apos;.
- Who told you? - you just
All body language. Tightened.
When I walked home A few days ago, I saw them shoes.
I see the way you look at it, the way he looks at you
- You need to say something. - That's not me. I want to tell him
It's Lacey. He says no think he can handle it
We only need a defibrillator. He will have a heart attack.
He will grip the pearl and die.
But we will get a defibrillator. He will be fine.
But it's okay. You just dated.
Dating ?
They are married.
Oh, he's dead.
Flat lines. Only...
Dead God have mercy, it will kill him
Lacey says she will go tell her on Christmas
She decides to kill her Mama on Christmas Day
- What kind of Christmas gift is that? - Oh shit.
It's better to have some nitroglycerin or something
It's very embarrassing. Will kill the woman in...
Hell, I'm trapped in the mud. </ P>
Hell, this is not mud! </ P>
- Are you okay? - I did fall bull...
Teruskan. Bantu satu sama lain.
- Hi. What is happening? - That's bad.
Oliver called and told the mayor...
that we can't have a reference for birth or Jesus.
- What? - Sponsor doesn't want it.
No, no wrong. I'll call him
Well, the mayor wants to meet you now. </ P>
- Come on. - Good. </ P>
Who does he think he is?
Alright! Enough!
One by one!
I am very annoyed
He tried to take Christ out of Christmas
The next thing you know they will want to take a prayer from the church! </ P>
You see what happens when They took prayers from school.
We did it.
Wilbur, what did he say?
Well, the contract says... no birth
There is no reference to Jesus as it is.
There isn't even a small drummer.
Extraordinary.
Why isn't it said that the first time you read it?
Well, it's in small print.
I'm not wearing my glasses.
I don't have my glasses! I can't see!
- this is terrible - wait
This is definitely wrong.
Let me call Oliver. How about that?
Alright You go ahead.
I've talked to him about this, but it's in it.
Good.
- Put it on the speaker. - Yeah.
Fine.
Hello?
- Hi Oliver - Hey Guess you're talking to the mayor.
Yes, we are all here in the speakerphone.
Yes, I didn't see what's the problem?
They want to be called Holiday Jubilee not Christmas.
Yes, and they don't need references to religious figures
How do we talk about Christmas without talking about Jesus?
- Yeah, how are we? - It happens all the time,
Santa Claus is fine
Make it about Santa Claus and not about the birth of Christ.
And songs for Jubilee should be about everything except Christ.
Sing songs like Here Comes Santa Claus, White Christmas.
White Christmas. </ P>
There's nothing white a Bucktussle, Alabama Christmas! </ P>
Okay, Oliver, we didn't do it register for this Good ?
Yes, you do
I'm a Christian, and this is some bull...
The head of the company is get off on a private jet...
Private jets <
To be filmed with school in Jubilee,
I help you here, and this will destroy me
You can't do this to me now.
I can't reverse it. You have to look for this one.
- You keep going there, kid. - Right. You can do it straight. </ P>
With all due respect, Mayor, You have money and we have an agreement. </ P>
- Give him the money back - Yeah
- We spent it - Yeah.
- What about? - Jubilee!
And much-needed school supplies And chase school bills.
Look, I'm sorry, but we will come.
This is my career you're talking about.
See you tomorrow.
Move, move Now, be careful.
Well, now this is good messy you make us go in.
He must be fired.
- Now wait a minute. - Mr. Mayor...
Have you heard?
We talked about the changes they wanted to make
That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about sponsor.
- Sheldon Construction. - What?
Correct.
Same person...
the build a dam to save Jasper and leave us without a river.
He brought this mess here and he must be fired.
Forgive me. I don't mean to bring...
We don't care what it is hell do you mean Do we
- No. - I don't think so
You bring a situation that terrible here.
Get out of here and let us handle it.
- Return wherever you came from. - Now wait a minute.
You no need Speak to him like that.
Mayor.
You fired him Right now.
Do it.
- Lacey, forgive me - That's it.
I understand.
Do you believe that? Sheldon.
You all do your homework, okay?
And... good for your new teacher.
Where did you go?
I made a mistake...
and now I have to go.
No, I will sing. I will do a solo.
I don't think there will be a Christmas Jubilee this year.
I don't want
Bailey, you are very special.
You always remember that.
- Good? - Yes ma'am.
All of you
I'll see you.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
Good work, boys man.
I just finished telling Madea...
that you are here alone with Eileen, and he said that...
I said you were here with southern wild animals.
I tried it. The woman was stubborn.
I tried. I asked him I can help him cook. </ P>
Nothing, nothing. </ P>
Yes I know. He is difficult.
Yeah, right. He got into trouble, but it's okay
- You want some lemonade? - No, I'm fine. </ p >
- I'm good. Thank you. - You're there.
I've been worried about you
You're out there with them for a while
Yes. I am in conflict.
I don't know if I should see for you or watch food
I don't let him near our food.
You whisper like a damn bull. That woman won't hurt us.
We don't know that, right?
What are you talking about there?
He just thinks you two are trying to kill us
- Trying to kill you - Gosh! </ p >
- You're crazy! - I never hurt fleas or flies.
I've seen him shoot once a deer
I've never been. I will never shoot a bit Bambi breathe water in a pond.
I'll just ask you. I'll put it on the table.
- Honest. - What is that?
You guys in the Ku Klux Klan?
- That's what he wants to know. - Get out of here!
Heaven isn't. Why is he...
- Friend, last night with a piece of paper. - Oh, with that sheet! </ P>
Yes! Explain that. </ P>
We used to play this game, okay ?
Friend and me, when we are young, he will...
It's called Ghost and Damsel.
And he will close my eyes. </ P>
Then he puts a piece of paper above himself...
and then I'll do it to search about...
and catch the appointment, if you know what I mean.
Mama!
I'm sorry, Conner.
- That's just bad. - Sorry, son
- But I like that. - I know .
This can be fun. It could be.
That's not right.
You two need to learn how to respect the house my daughter
They came here taking the advantages of him...
eating the food, and rightly so acting like they had that place.
- I don't like it - You have to let it go
Well, I don't like it...
- Mama... - that you...
Mama, sit down.
You cut my family's memory tree.
That's what I don't like.
Excuse me?
I can handle many things. They know it.
But this is wrong....
and now I'm getting very upset!
Why did you plant his memory? the tree in my daughter's land...
and how am I can you know that?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe it's because you have a yellow ribbon around it?
That doesn't mean anything.
In most countries, in most places, to think sane people...
yellow ribbons mean something.
Now you calm down, miss Good?
- Mama, calm down - Put your finger down...
or I'll cut it and fry it!
You have to leave me daughter's house
- Mama, stop it! Stop! - No!
Eileen, you need stop now, baby
What are they do here? Tomorrow is Christmas!
They are not your family!
- Come on, get out of here. - No, hold on.
Come back here. Nobody goes anywhere.
- Now, Madea... - Nobody doesn't care where. </ p >
Madea, which one are you?
- Let them go - No, I'm on the right side.
- That's my side. Lacey? - Yes. </ P>
- Tell your mom - What? Tell me what? </ P>
Spit before I hit you, Put teeth in your throat! </ P>
Mama... Conner and I are married. </ P>
Lacey. Ayahmu.
I know, Mama. I know he was killed by a white man, but...
- What happened? - What? <
My father was killed by a white man on Christmas Eve...
tried to protect my mother's honor.
Eileen, you should be ashamed... Son, it's some straight bull...
Making a!
Your father isn't killed by white people
He leave your mother white. woman when you were two years old
and your mother was bitter with white people ever since.
- Apa? - Yes, years ago. </ P>
Run and join the circus. And now they're on Glee,
Good performances. </ P>
Mama! </ P>
Look at him trying to rotate around you. </ P>
Girl, please
Are you disappointed with me?
Well, it goes well.
At least he doesn't have it another heart attack
- The others? - Yeah, Madea.
Don't you know that my mother? had a heart attack last year?
Your mother lied to you. She has gas
Seeing the doctor, he grips his heart and pearl.
Get there, the doctor says it's gas.
- Wait what? < br /> - They put one of the trunks up there.
It came flowing out like the Jordan River and that's it. Everything's over.
I ever so too.
Put it in there, come out sound like the brakes coming out of...
Air pressure comes one of them is a big rig .
It is there. Then they say he has stomach ulcers.
- He doesn't have a heart attack. - He has stomach ulcers?
He needs some of Prilosec's over-the-counter medicine.
He manipulated you. He is healthy like an ox. </ P>
Well, that woman is a very upset. </ P>
Don't be behind it. </ P>
Don't light a match. Don't go Next to it open fire. </ P>
We all have burning heads. </ P>
Yes, the fart can spell its name, they are very bad </ p >
- Mama, he was fired. - It's okay. I'm also upset.
We have to go, son. We have work to do done.
Why did you do that to Mrs. Williams?
You know, she's a good woman. Why are you fired?
You don't know what happened here, Bailey.
I know you don't like people because of their appearance.
That's not true! That's what kids do for me at school! </ p >
This isn't fair. She's good at me.
Have you ever...
Talk to me like that again.
You hear me?
Go with the plow.
He's right, and you know that.
He made a deal with the devil.
No, you are more like a devil than him. </ P>
And this is Christmas, Tanner. </ P>
This kid is still sitting there. It's just crazy.
Where are you going to go
Well, Miss Media, we will take it...
My name is Madea, baby.
- Making a. - Thank you. </ P>
Kita akan membawa cokelat panasnya untuk menghangatkan hatinya yang keras dan keras.
Hot chocolate is amazing. Very tasty.
That's what troubles you, hot chocolate
Your child with hot chocolate.
I told you. Let me explain something to you
Let me explain it to you.
Leave him out there He grows , sit there.
If he wants to enter the house, he knows how to enter. Leave him alone. </ P>
We will go out and try. We will talk to him a little. </ P>
Lasts. Lasts. </ P>
Good You'd better use a cup.
It's entertaining.
Boy, this is another thing, isn't it? It's frozen.
Remember, Buddy, kill him kindly
My Weenie is now.
Try to have a lot of charm with you sound like you did with your weenie.
Well, tell me what. I'm not used to this cold weather. </ p >
I know. Okay?
All smile in patience. Ask God
God, help us Prayer Serenity.
There are no taxis here. Do you want to go back home?
I'm fine here
I made some hot chocolate for you.
Thank you. Not me want chocolate
My child likes chocolate.
Please laugh. This is terrible <
What is terrible about that?
What world do you live in They ask for a problem.
Eileen, me...
Miss Murphy, Anda bisa mengambil pisau dan memotong kami bertiga sekarang.
Do you know what will happen? We will bleed red.
Blood is red. We are all the same in it.
That's right. <
Mrs. Murphy, if I may...
our children, no matter what we think, they will live their own lives.
- The world is changing - Not that much.
This changed, and that is a good thing.
Every generation sees a little little division...
and a little more open mind and heart open.
I think we should be so happy and proud... </ p >
that our children, our children...
see people as
That's beautiful.
- That's amazing. - Thank you. I mean it.
I know very well you heard I called you Eileen!
Traitor!
- Satan! - Judas!
Beelzebub!
Enter. It's very cold. </ P>
You made these people try here to tempt you back at home...
like a wet cat on a cold Sunday Mornings that need milk. </ P>
Go into the house. You are cold here
Your ankles are whiter than snow. You seem to have kicked flour.
Gosh, they're white. Listen, we're in touch.
I'm not going to enter the house of lies.
That girl is already married. You can't control every minute of his life.
Do you understand? This is Christmas.
Give this child a present for be able to do whatever he wants to do.
You can't run his life for him. Do you understand that?
Not from TripAdvisor LLC. You will sit here freezin & apos;
We will be here tomorrow, you will become the black Statue of Liberty...
just sit on your ass
Come on at home! Do you know what? It's okay. </ P>
You don't want to enter because you're angry with something? </ P>
You can't get everything you want .
Have you woken up on Christmas morning and didn't get the gift you wanted?
Here it is. You didn't get your prize want to. Bring your butt home.
You will spend your time, because he is stubborn like a donkey.
I will enter. You want to sit here and freeze, sit your ass here...
sit your butt here and freeze!
Sit there as long as you want. I don't care.
Sit there and turn into popsicles damn it!
Freeze everything you want You have lost your damn mind!
Amen.
Come on in You will freeze to death. There are no taxis coming.
- I can't believe it - We tried our best
Let's go in and play < br /> play with Madea.
Then I'll walk into town.
And I'll take a Greyhound bus.
I don't need any of them. <
Hey.
Your mom is still panting. You might want to talk to her.
- She's not want to talk to me - Are you sure about that?
I know my mother.
It turns out you don't know him as you think.
And what does that mean?
He has manipulated you for the rest of your life
He lied to you about your father and about his heart attack.
That's not true.
Can you stop talking? about my mother now?
I'm not talking about your mother I'm only statin & apos; that's clear.
I'm not trying to attack you.
Good, because I've attacked enough today.
Between my mother and my job and... It's just a little bit more.
And everyone's angry at me because of sponsors....
I don't know where Sheldon Construction Company.
Tanner McCoy. Yes fine.
- What about Tanner ? - Nothing.
- baby - I said "nothing".
What did Tanner do?
He was very evil. Then he told me fired.
- Conner. - You bastard.
Conner, where are you going
- Hey what happened? - I mentioned Tanner and he lost it. </ P>
- Conner! - I've been waiting to see this
- I went with you, son. - Conner!
Conner!
Hot dogs, it's cold here. Yeah, right. It's okay at that.
Helpful !
What's on... Oh, Jesus, no, no.
- Hey - Someone there? Hello?
I'm here.
I can't move.
Okay now We have to get out of here. Come on.
- I'm stuck. - Can you move...
My feet are caught.
I don't want to die.
- Nobody will die - I have small children
Push.
I got you.
Understood.
Continue.
I got you.
You're good. How is your foot? Good. </ P>
- How are you heading - Alright. </ P>
Alright. Wake up. Wake up. <
Help. Help.
Turn off my mother-in-law, you bastard!
- Hey! Don't hurt him! Stop it! - Leave him!
Come on!
Haven't you ever said a word? my wife again You understand me?
- What did he say about Lacey? - got into the truck
I won't set foot back to that house
I'm not mood for your stupidity
Now take your butt on the truck!
Now I plant corn...
and there's no luck What you can do for that. </ p >
Get out of here.
Babe, I hope you won't do that
That should be done.
Nothing stops people like him intimidate people unless they push back.
That's right. That kid became a terror for Conner since he was little.
I'm happy You do what you do, son. I'm proud of you. </ P>
Stand up for yourself, and that's good. </ P>
I'm with you, Lacey. < br /> I don't like it.
I just want to tell you all my apologies.
I should have told me mother from the beginning
Itu adalah kebenaran. Seharusnya kau memberitahunya.
We've met your mother and we understand
She's so crazy. Didn't I tell you
- She's cuckoo - Right
I don't like all of you talking about me
No, Mrs. Murphy, I'm sorry. </ P>
We only say that God makes everyone different...
and you are a gem in God's ring. </ P>
And I don't like the way you talk to me
I'm sorry I'm angry. </ P>
- What did you say? - He told him to get his ass on the truck.
- And what are you doing? - He brings his butt into the truck.
Please laugh.
Wait a minute , Eileen. You need to let all this go. </ P>
You lie. He lies. Everyone lies. This is a lie, there is a lie.
It's Christmas now. You need Go there and buy him a tree.
And plant it in the backyard. Get him a ribbon.
- the yellow ones - I'm sorry.
I just want to give the right daughter of marriage
Mama, you're always arrogant </ p >
I did it for me. Not for you.
I love you, and I'm sorry...
that I didn't tell you, but this is my life
And he loves me, and he treats me very well.
I'm sorry. I just didn't want you to get hurt
Mama, she won't hurt me. She is as gentle as a lamb.
No, not her. She beat it humans go down to land
Come on. That person has it, and everyone knows that.
Well, he said he protected you
I love your daughter, Miss Murphy.
I will never let anything happen to her I promise. </ P>
What made us both. </ P>
Fine. Well, this is all new to me. I don't know, but... I will try.
Nobody beats failure but tries.
- Now we make some progress. - Yeah.
Try it huh?
Oh Boy. That's Tanner. That's a problem.
He still understands. I know you managed to put you in yourself.
- Now, don't - Baby...
You get off my property, Tanner McCoy, before I drop you again.
- Beri dia kesempatan. - Dia datang kemari untuk memulai masalah.
- No, not him. - I want to apologize.
- What? - I want...
say thank you.
- I'm sorry. I didn't get your name - Eileen
Miss Eileen
He told me what you did < br /> for him. So... thank you
Oh thank you!
He's really a good person.
He just been so problematic...
with everything you have go with the dam
Thank you.
Tanner, I have worked on a new strain of corn...
It doesn't need that much water.
I can use your help with that.
Yes. I will be happy. </ P>
Sorry I want to get you fired. </ P>
Aku akan berbicara dengan walikota besok Janji.
I'm sure he is still very upset.
Must choose between going with the Jubilee or being sued...
pretty crazy
Cities that is walking with it, but we are not happy...
about being unable to say Jesus or celebrating his birth.
You know, Bailey has been practicing....
and all the children are really sad.
Yeah, I already thought about it, and I have an idea
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle along the way
- We live... - Look at all the news vans.
This old city has never this much attention
Well, since the brothel's house closed in 1970.
- That was a sad day. - What do you think about the celebration ?
Well, I say Christmas is about Jesus.
I ran here. I ran for my life!
Because I will light a fire.
"O Lord Jesus is fire."
No one has time for that.
- No. - Wait there
- We need to turn this off. - wait a minute
See what he has to say.
I told them to hide the children, hiding their wives...
and hiding them Santa Claus, Because it's crazy around here.
Thank you very much. It's beautiful
I have apple candy. Where do you go </ p >
Merry Christmas. How are you? Where are you going
That's it, there. Hey, Oliver, how's that?
It's nice to see you. Good for see you later. Okay, fine.
Listen, listen, we have a contract. You see people there?
They are very strong.
You have to take notes.
Okay, there it is
Can I get everyone's attention
What did he do?
Hello, Bucktussle.
I want to say thank you for coming coming out for Christmas Jubilee.
- Look at your daughter - isn't she beautiful?
I also want to thank Sheldon Construction company...
to sponsor this Christmas celebration
Christmas is about giving back, and with the whole world watching...
Sheldon construction not only the company funded this event...
but they also agreed to release...
150,000 gallons of water a day < br /> down the river to the farmer.
Thank you.
- What are you doing? - Giving good intentions to men.
- Thank you, Mr. Sheldon. - He's smart. </ P>
- I told you. - Aren't you glad you didn't do anything? </ P>
- You care to come back... - Yeah.
You are very proud of being part of a city...
it does not keep your mind Christ on Christmas Day...
so much so, that they presented McCoy School...
with $ 100,000 per year for the next four years.
- yes! Yes! - Yes! </ P>
Christmas is so fantastic presents to the city, sir
- Can you give us a comment? - So without further ado...
let the Christmas Jubilee begin. </ P>
Ayolah.
Well, hello, Bucktussle, and welcome...
Welcome to Christmas Jubilee and Fair.
School Children McCoy...
has collected a little presentation for all of us...
and this has all been under the direction of their current teacher...
It might be wrong for that.
I'm very proud of children.
Mrs. Lacey Williams.
- Did she say, "Mrs. Lacey Williams"? - That's all the idea. </ P>
- Yep, he did it. - So, thank you, Lacey, for everything. </ P>
Dan now the children of McCoy School, featuring Bailey McCoy.
That's my son!
Mary, do you know
That's your son
p>
Will you tell the blind?
- That's your baby boy - Hello dear.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
Did it calm the storm with his hand?
Do you know
That's your son
It has gone where the angel stepped on
And when you kiss your little baby
Have you kissed the face of God?
Mary, are you
Know?
You don't need don't have underwear.
Eileen, tell him we've been shopping at Tifton for more than 15 years.
Yes, okay I'll help him.
Okay , go help him. Fifteen years.
Well, maybe 15 years ago the lingerie worked.
But now lingerie don't work, baby
You are very insulting
I'm not insulting. I'm telling the truth
You shouldn't have it unlucky lingerie.
I'm trying to save you a little shy
Put on that damn lingerie, it looks like that you have hair damage on your ass.
I mean, come on now. Come on honey. I'm trying to help you guys. </ P>
- is this good? - There you try to control everything. </ P>
- I didn't try to... - Let me clean it. </ P>
Let me get a clean eye line...
Because I have a single on I and one on you
And Maysie sitting on a chair the editing room is now cursing...
Because we're talking to each other.
Lacey, you don't have christmas tree
- Mama - What? Not really!
That's why you want me here...
- Yup, that's why. - I will clean and straighten it.
I will take this room. Let me straighten a little.
- Then we will go... - He talks a lot. </ P>
- Is this yours, Madea? - Okay, come on
What are you talking about? You only talk at all people.
Hi. - Listen, they did it simultaneously.
They all did it simultaneously. That's good. Simultaneously it's good.
Simultaneously very good.
You tried to fix me? I said it was "u-nis-on."
No, Aunt Madea .
So I have a meeting in the hall...
Simultaneously when they sing in unison.
No, ma'am, no. But it's okay. It's okay.
I have a meeting in the hall...
I think it's "in unison", and "cappollo". </ P>
When they sing without music, what is that? </ P>
No music
Yes, when you sing and don't exist there's no music, isn't that "cappollo"?
No, it's cappella.
I don't know much about music
Ike Turner and I did not succeed. He went on a trip with Tina.
It's okay. It's okay.
I will defeat him.
Ike won't put his hand on me. That's all I say.
I'm sorry. Say what you are say to children
- Apakah kamu sudah selesai? Baik. - Iya nih!
I have a meeting in the hall...
You don't conspire with me, right? Talkin & apos; about "Are you done?"
- No , of course not. - Good.
Let's start at the top, because It will work on the vomiting roll.
Speed.
- white lightning - Yeah, moonshine
Do you want to take a snort?
No, I will graduate.
Boy , it will wear some hair your chest, I will guarantee it
Stop it. Come on. Talk about the hair on your chest.
I can be French-braid.
Right. I can Put a little bow on it.
She's too beautiful to have hair on her chest Very.
I have to tell you, I got rid of me.
A little bat is attached to the needle...
soaked in cucumber juice and Nair's shipload.
Passing, like that, if you < I've ever had a problem with...
I've seen mosquitoes become big daggone...
it's a dry-bent wiener dog there on the homepage
He is much prettier than the last . He looks like...
Tyler Perry.
Wow, I say what, son, she is much prettier...
than the last girl you lived in.
Good night. He saw like old Tyler Perry.
Oh my God.
Where is my manners?
I'll do it one more time. Ready? </ p >
Where is my courtesy?
But this & apos; un, you do good on this & apos; un
Close...
I need to introduce myself, but where is my attitude?
I...
- Alright. - It's okay, Mama
I know. This will roll on the end of the film Alright.
I'm a truck driver.
It's on way a lot. Long-distance truck driver.
You ran long?
No, long time.
Oh, haw, like haw.
- Transporting - Oh, transport
Like your eucalyptus. Menthol. "Hall." Transport. </ p >
Not "holes". Transporting.
- A hole, catch, okay - But anyway...
He still lives in here, it's Tanner.
The child is still beating him up?
Little boy He's too big for that.
No, he's big now. < br /> She's an ordinary child.
- He grew up? - Yeah, he grew that tall.
He's not a dwarf. I mean, shoot, he'll take the dwarf. </ p >
He will let go of the dwarf's buttocks.
Hell, I hope so.
It's just normal-sized children get into trouble with
- Good. Good. - But he's good at the dwarf department.
I need a dictionary to keep Until when, honey.
If you are going to do it, then you need to do it and continue to do it...
and then after you have done that, you continue to do it again...
Because you want to continue doing it what you need to do...
to do what you have to do it.
Is that so? </ p >
He said that was a lie too?
He has gas. We took him to the hospital, they said he had gas
What?
They hit one of the pipes there, he's farting, it's over.
Yeah, he has gas.
He has gas. He has gas.
They hit his stomach real hard and he farted It's over.
Then he has heartburn.
Sounds like he needs some Prilosec OTC.
Go away!
I don't need to be here in this case...
The bougie-ass shop doesn't exist.
I don't need to wake up there with you two! Go to hell!
Where is my fucking car? Where is my fucking car?
Shut up.
Cut.