Support with likes & share :) 1 00: 00: 30,708 -> 00: 00: 32,750 "Where are you?"
"Can you give your hand?"
"Do you see it?"
"What's near?"
There is a mailbox.
- A Bride for Rip Van Winkle - Translated by Captain Kooky IDFL
Are you Nanami?
Yes, right.
I am Tetsuya.
How are you.
Sorry to make you wait.
I arrived early so I was around first...
... but actually lost.
I really panic.
Are you okay? / Yes, I can come back here.
I saw a nice cafe earlier.
Are we trying to get there? / Certain.
It's in a corner.
It must be difficult to find work as a teacher.
I will succeed soon.
I'm also a part time teacher.
Of course.
I want to be a full-time teacher, but it's not easy.
It's getting harder with people who have fewer children.
I found a girlfriend on an internet dating site.
It's too easy, as if shopping online.
He is also easy to find me.
So what does that mean...
... I am an easy girlfriend for him?
Like buying something via online.
It's easy. with just one click.
I go to the shop first.
I come along.
You just arrived.
You must be tired.
Rest.
Author and Director: Iwai Shunji.
Don't run around in the hallway!
Morning! / Good morning.
All stand up!
In each chair.
Facing forward.
Give respect.
Sit back.
What is this?
Just use it.
We can't hear you...
We are joking.
No, it's not a joke.
Now we will start the lesson.
Open page 27.
We still can't hear!
Just use the microphone.
Use it.
He really did it.
Now we will start the lesson.
Open page 27.
Good afternoon.
¥ 5,13.
¥ 3.24.
31.08.
Are you Nanami?
This is me, Marni.
You are majoring in education.
Oh, apparently you.
Long time no see.
Yes.
Do you work here? / Yes.
I live near here.
What time is working?
We have dinner.
I work until 5:00.
It's almost time.
Have you been waiting for a long time?
Not really.
We are kemon? / Yoi.
How about we make Hot Pot at my place?
Hot pot?
Chicken that is ready to be cooked,
but too much for me.
There are also some Tsukune.
It's funny how you write it.
Do you think that?
Then we are kemon.
I'm ready to cook.
Thank you.
Pass there.
You surprised me.
I guess you would want to be a teacher.
I am indeed a teacher.
But only part time.
Oh yeah?
Thank you.
Do you really use glasses?
This is a lie.
I don't want students to see me while working.
But still found out.
Really? That means it doesn't work?
Not one bit.
Your school is near here?
My school isn't here.
I can't possibly work nearby.
What about you?
What is your job?
I am Hostess.
Hostess?
Hostess at a club.
What do you mean?
I'm sure you get a lot of money there.
Are you interested?
I can't.
Why not? Are you not confident?
Why not?
You're cute.
No, who said.
It's really fun there.
Just chat only.
It's just that work.
The important thing is to get money.
I can't go that far to get money.
My parents will kill me if I find out.
They think I'm still looking for a job.
So they still help me.
Thank you for coming.
It's okay.
Are activities at school going well?
Yes, I tried my best.
We got a call from school.
Are you really using microphones in class?
Not really.
Only once.
I joke students.
I was also reprimanded by the principal.
Only once.
Teachers cannot use microphones.
I'm sorry.
Will not be repeated again.
We can't offer other jobs...
... until the period of until the end of the month.
Do you mean they fired me?
Unfortunately in this case, yes.
If I may say, a weak voice is certainly fatal for a teacher.
I'm sorry.
When do I get the next task?
It's hard to say.
Other teachers are also waiting.
Good night, Kanon.
Good night.
Are you out today?
No.
Are you at home?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Let's start page 23 with some linear functions.
You have 20 minutes.
You can ask anything.
Ready? Yes, start.
Sorry.
Yes?
If there is a 'linear' function,
are there also 'non-linear' functions?
Right.
That's it?
Also a cubic function.
What linear functions are used in the real world?
Actually, I'm not so sure.
You don't know?
I'm sorry.
I'll find the answer later.
Good afternoon.
Heart-step.
Today we are blessed with beautiful weather.
Now we will hold an engagement ceremony.
We humbly ask you.
Thank you.
Accept this engagement gift from the Tsuruoka family.
Accept this engagement gift...
... from the Minagawa family.
Imagine how shocked I was when I heard they met online.
I'm sure you too are just as worried as me.
But finally my daughter chose a school teacher.
You are also used to meeting people via online, right?
Doctors, millionaires.
You must have a choice.
That is the influence of the internet.
Nanami never traveled.
If he likes Azuki bread, all he must eat.
Then hopefully he won't be ever bored with my child.
Of course! He will definitely always adore her husband!
Do you want to continue teaching after marriage?
Yes, of course.
Once a teacher, won't easily leave it.
That's how to be a teacher.
But domestic work also needs hard work.
Even heavier when you have children.
I won't be so difficult.
Are you kidding?
Do you know how much trouble you have?
In elementary school, she has been teasing girls the other side.
But oh, that's your first love.
Mother, stop it.
I'm serious.
Indeed.
You first.
Really? Alright.
Father and mother are the same to the station.
While spending time with the woman?
Our marriage should be able to survive.
Like when the initial commitment.
Although it turns out we can't be further than that.
I'm sorry it's troublesome.
Don't think.
We were both unsuccessful weaving a house.
But I know you must be fine.
How do you know?
Daddy doesn't know.
But you have to know...
... I want you to be happy.
Especially you.
Also for your mother.
Because even so, we are still your parents.
Where is this taxi?
Only two people?
Nothing else?
We are not so close with relatives.
Why?
There is no specific reason.
There must be relatives in a ceremony.
The number must be balanced.
This means having to reduce the number of my relatives.
But seriously, nothing else?
Where can there be only two people.
It's embarrassing.
You can't do something?
I also decided to stop teaching.
What?
Your mother is against it.
I am not sure if I can balance _ between household and work.
You think it's difficult, right?
Why not ask me?
I'm sorry.
Marriage is sad.
I need more relatives.
He says he will invite 20 people.
What are the wedding participants...
... can it be engineered?
Are you serious?
Why?
Nothing.
You can rent them.
I know the organizer who can do it.
Are you interested?
Is it harmless?
Guaranteed safe.
Mr. Ramba Ral...
The guarantee...
... what can I do with that guarantee?
Wait!
Congratulations! / This is for you.!
Let's be photographed first.
I'm beside him!
No, just me.
Say cheese!
Let me be unexpectedly fired, I just say I want a fiance.
Do you think this is a lie that is allowed?
Hopefully healthy always.
Thank you.
See you later, everyone.
See you soon!
Excuse me...
Oh, hello.
I'm Nanami.
Please, sit down.
Excuse me! Can I ask for the menu?
Thank you.
Now I'm using this name.
Mr. Amuro? / Yes.
Yukimasu Amuro, from Amuro Ltd.
Also, I'm also an actor.
An actor? / Correct.
Raizo lchikawa.
Yes.
Are there already actors with this name?
I borrow it.
And now, I'm the 2nd generation.
For an actor, your real name won't be so cared for.
Until the job is complete, that is what you play.
So you can have unlimited names.
Same goes for you too, right?
No, not for me.
But what about the name "Clammbon"?
With that name, it seems like everyone also has many names.
Right too.
But today I'm not "Raizo Ichikawa"...
But "Yukimasu Amuro."
Nice to meet you.
Amuro Ltd, what kind of company?
This is a trademark.
We do everything.
That means, anything I can do.
Let me explain our service. / Yes, please.
Please see, our company is named "Aznable".
Basic package of attendance ceremony, it costs ¥ 8000 / day.
Additional MC, ¥ 5000.
Entertainment, ¥ 5000, and story delivery, 3000 yen.
If there are other things, we can provide it.
Please take a look first.
It's expensive too, huh.
Indeed, but because you friends Ramba Ral...
... I give a discount.
Good night, Kanon.
Good night. This is his mother Kanon.
I read your e-mail.
Congratulations on the engagement.
Thank you very much.
Sorry if you may ask. Will you stop teaching?
I'm sorry.
I really... I have to say that.
My daughter just wants that you remain as her teacher.
What?
Can you continue to teach him?
Many more good teachers are out there.
He doesn't want another teacher.
He has never been to school for 5 months.
For my daughter, you are the only teacher.
Can you try it? Even though it's once a week?
OK.
If you insist.
Do you want to?
I'm very happy.
Sorry for bothering you.
Wait a minute.
Hey, Kanon.
He agrees.
Excuse me.
Congratulations, sir.
Thank you.
I am Amuro from Aznable, the service department for guest attendance.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you very much.
Please, sit down.
As your daughter has already told ... ... for today's ceremony, we have some substitute participants.
Will people not know?
Don't worry, we are professionals.
We won't be able to thank .
Thank you for choosing us.
Thank you, everyone.
Do you know?
Yes?
I suddenly started to get nervous.
Yes.
Do you know "Clammbon"?
Clammbon?
You don't know?
It looks like he also wants to get married.
"I found a girlfriend on an internet dating site".
"That's too easy, as if shopping online".
If my fiance writes it, means divorce.
I must divorce him.
I really feel sorry for the groom.
Is that not you?
No.
I know we also meet online.
But let's try so that we can live happily.
Now the event is exchanging rings.
From the groom to the bride.
From the bride to the groom.
Now the groom may open the curtain of the bride's face.
Now, please groom...
... kiss the bride.
Please give applause to this new bride!
Please clap when cutting the cake.
Is the camera ready?
Now, cut the cake!
Wait a minute!
Apparently there is a group of criminals trying to ruin the event.
Or maybe they are groom friends?
Sima aing sima maung!
What's that? Stop joking!
Sima aing sima maung!
You're less fierce, Tetsuya.
New brides will now present their words of appreciation.
Who are the little kids?
What's this?
Father, Mother. This is Tetsuya.
Our family has a farm, so even dinner is always delicious.
In weekend training, hold a stick like this.
That way...
... can be swung up.
In high school, I dedicate myself to sports.
Hit! And soar above the field!
I do Home Run.
For me, school passed without anything.
My grades are also average.
I don't know what I will do in this life.
One day...
... my parents said,
"We will not send you to college if your grades are like that".
Those words change me.
I study hard and finally my grades increase.
I was accepted into college.
In summer or cold...
... my mother always gets up early and makes lunch.
I never had the chance to say my gratitude.
And now is the time.
Thank you.
And today, I work as a teacher.
Then meet Nanami.
I'm also a teacher.
Then met Tetsuya.
On a long road towards the future...
... no matter what problems...
... we will overcome it together.
We both still have a lot to learn.
Please guide us.
Let me take it.
What's good?
I leave. / Hearts.
Have a good day!
Hey, Nanami.
Good afternoon.
What is your marriage?
I'm not so sure.
You don't write again in the forum, I'm worried.
I changed my account.
Can I scan my ID?
Sure.
Wait a minute.
Are you ready?
OK.
Campanella.
Quoted from the book, "Night at the Galactic Railroad."
I...
... often write whatever I want on the forum.
But my husband knows it.
I understand your desire in terms of freedom.
I told him it wasn't me, but he still suspected something.
Now he goes further.
A comfortable marriage?
If that can relieve me.
I found this on the floor.
These are women's earrings, right?
And that...
I understand.
Is your husband having an affair?
Yes.
That's what I mean.
But I want to know the cost first.
Usually around 300 yen / day.
But depends on the time.
Usually the range between 5,000 and ¥ 10,000.
10,000 yen?
Expensive too.
I will give a discount because you are a friend of Ramba Ral.
How about a total of 3,000 yen? No more, no less.
It's still expensive.
You can repay it.
Little by little.
For the sake of Ramba Ral.
Do you like chocolate?
What?
Yes, of course.
Want to try?
Take it. / Thank you.
All I can say is...
... men and women actually do not change only because of marriage.
Don't be too hopeful.
So I have to keep quiet while my husband has an affair?
Yes, maybe it's one way to say it.
Love will never end.
You might be right.
My mother ran away with a man younger.
That's not new.
He is not only a mother, but also a woman.
Just say, if I want you, you can be mine in an hour.
Does that mean that is too confident?
It's not about confidence.
If you fall in love with me, it's not my fault.
That's because of your mistake.
What do you mean?
You fall in love, because of your wishes.
Do I have feelings for you?
Not at all!
You can't want to say anything to me.
This, there is another chocolate.
Take it.
The distance between us is... / Yes?
... it turns out you're the one who came to me.
If you want to depend on someone...
... try to fill out the life void.
You have to be careful.
I'll let it know if I find something.
Hello?
Excuse me, can you talk for a while?
Yes?
It's about your husband.
Yes?
He cheated on my boyfriend.
Do you know?
No.
I want to talk to you.
Hello?
Can you enter?
Can I help you?
Earlier I explained why I'm here.
Are we talking here?
I don't mind...
... but your neighbor. Maybe hear us.
Enter it.
Sorry it's still messy.
Want to drink tea?
Or coffee?
No need to bother.
Do you have the yearbook?
About 7 or 8 years ago.
Yearbook of work?
Is it here?
Let me search first.
Here it is.
This is my girlfriend.
Yuka Tabata. She's a former student of your husband.
So he is your girlfriend?
Right.
He met your husband in last year's reunion.
Then they start chatting.
And starting seriously since then.
Geez.
Geez what do you mean?
How can you be so relaxed?
Should I call the school?
Then share the leaflet with the students?
No, that's not what I mean.
Want tea?
Or coffee?
Are you okay?
Miss?
Are you okay?
I'm fine. / Are you sure?
Yes.
I'm fine.
I understand.
Really, I'm fine.
I'd better go first.
I go home.
Hey, I'm home.
Welcome.
Want dinner?
I told you I was eating out.
OK, just make sure.
Enter it.
Please.
Here only.
Sit down.
Thank you for coming.
Yes.
Want wine?
I broke up with my boyfriend.
What?
I'm talking about the bitch.
Thinking about having an affair with actually hurt me.
It's too much.
I understand.
I'm sure you won't be able to forgive your husband.
I think so.
Do you want him to die?
Looks like that.
Impossible.
No, that's not what I mean.
In this case, your husband must pay for his actions.
Not only applies to me, but also for you.
He must pay for his actions.
Pay?
But how?
Do you want him to do it?
I don't know.
I have an idea.
So that you become mine tonight.
I will forget all this ever happened.
I will leave all this anger to you.
Just do what you want to do with it.
This is too much!
What is that?
Do you want to pay me?
Don't want to!
Just share the flyer! Just do it!
I don't care!
Oh yes?
That will end your husband's career.
I don't care.
Just do it!
Calm down and think again.
If this can solve the problem, it is certainly good for you.
You won't be able to forgive your husband.
But you still feel scared lose this comfortable life.
Is that not so?
Betraying your husband...
... can make everything break even.
Think of it as a new prefix.
I will be gentle with you.
Remember, we are both victims.
Can I use the toilet?
Please.
Please!
Girlfriend from my husband is here.
He forced me to sleep with him.
I crumpled in the toilet.
What should I do?
"Are you okay?"
Amuro.
"Where are you?"
At a hotel in Gotanda.
Hotel Arion, room 201.
I'm trying buy time.
"Take a bath."
I understand.
"I OTW there."
Can I take a shower first?
Really?
Please.
Let's enjoy this place.
Take a bath now.
What is this?
Why are you locking the door?
Why don't we take a shower together?
Hey, miss.
Miss!
Do you hear?
Hey.
What is my role? / Yes.
Thank God.
I don't have to do anything else.
I can't improve anymore.
You've done it well.
Can I go? / Certain.
You're really crazy.
Hey, Ramba Ral.
What about the room?
Let me take care.
Geez is involved.
All good.
He is gone.
I will take you home.
I waited outside.
Your father is like his father.
Really?
That's terrible.
All it does is say that that's all.
Take incense.
Wait for your turn.
Delicious!
Now for you!
They are really good.
Good night.
Come on.
There is a short time?
Sure.
Your relatives at marriage...
... is engineering, right?
Looks like that.
That's amazing.
I can't believe everything I hear.
I am very sorry.
It seems inappropriate because so few of my relatives.
What do you mean with the word 'right'?
Do we look like people who care about being 'right'?
Bringing strangers as relatives at your own marriage.
Do you realize it?
I'm sorry.
And about your parents...
... I heard they were divorced.
And your mother lives in Nagano?
Yes.
I heard he ran away with his younger colleagues.
I don't know that.
Why are you lying?
You, and your parents.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean that.
And my parents too...
... they don't mean evil.
I am very sorry.
Then how do you explain this?
Can you explain?
What is this?
Can you please wait?
I haven't talked to Tetsuya yet.
What do you want to say?
Your cheating on him?
I'm not so. / But it's clear there!
It is precisely he who is having an affair.
The man is the girlfriend of his mistress Tetsuya.
One other lie.
Then what do you think with this video?
Can you take a shower first?
Really?
Let's enjoy it.
Why don't we take a shower together?
Hey, miss...
What do you want to say now?
Please let me talk first with Tetsuya.
And if we can talk tomorrow...
What do you want to say to him? Just explain now!
I just drank and...
Many reasons!
What other reasons can I trust?
I can't stand it anymore because you're polluted...
... and dirty.
I don't want to see you again.
That cry won't help you.
Even more hiccups.
Do you think this is a joke?
I'm sorry.
I'll call a taxi to bring you back to your parents.
Don't close Tetsuya anymore!
Later I will send the divorce letter.
And return all the items!
Do you understand?
Good night.
Can you bring it to lwate?
Where do you live? At Hanamaki?
You said lwate.
Take the change.
Is it too cold?
Should I turn on the heater?
I'm fine.
Please take me to Setagaya.
Which setagaya is next?
Are you there?
This is me.
Yes.
I just spoke with my mother.
I've seen the video.
Now what?
Are we divorced?
I don't do anything.
After the bathing scene with at the budget hotel?
It's not a budget hotel.
That's an ordinary hotel.
What do you mean?
I don't do anything.
Precisely you...
... who have an affair.
What am I?
The man is lover of your dark girlfriend.
You said it was my fault?
Don't make up stories!
Yuka Tabata, you know him, right?
Your former student.
Yuka Tabata?
I never heard of his name.
Don't lie. / I do not!
Yuka Tabata.
I don't know that name.
Wait.
What are you doing?
I want to see your yearbook.
You don't go home to your parents?
I returned to Tokyo.
How come?
Even though the picture is here.
You accuse me of having an affair with the girl?
That's why you did it?
I can't believe it.
Your relatives at the wedding, they are all engineering, right?
And your parents.
They divorce, right?
With all that...
... how could you possibly accuse me of having an affair?
What do you think I am?
I should be the one who demands.
But clearly everything is done.
I'm back tonight.
I don't want you there when I arrived.
I'll throw everything away.
Save the key in the mailbox.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Okay then.
Take good care of yourself.
Sayonara!
Can I hear me?
This is me, Amuro.
Can you talk?
I hope we can meet about your request.
Do you agree?
Yes.
Everything is fine?
Where am I?
Where's this?
Nanami, what's wrong?
I don't know where it is.
Oh really? Yes, I understand.
What should I do?
Calm down first.
Open the map on your mobile.
Later there will be a direction that will show your existence.
Where should I go?
I...
I have no purpose.
Is there something?
You fight with your husband?
Let me pick it up.
Where are you?
Now... I...
Can you hear me?
You're still there?
Does anything need to be cleaned?
I'm fine, thank you.
Please contact us if necessary.
Excuse me?
Yes?
I'm looking for work.
Now as I said, do you see this tarpaulin?
This is for big beds.
Align the two ends together.
Understand? / Yes.
OK.
Then the next one.
Are you okay? / I'm fine.
It's a lot of dust.
Align the right one.
Your sneeze doesn't stop?
Do you know what means by "when"?
Meaning about time.
Right.
But this time, is used a little differently.
For example a sentence, "It was raining when I got up".
Are you having a cold?
What?
You look tired.
Do you think that?
I'm fine.
It turns out you're still alive.
This is me.
Sorry for making you worried. / No problem.
Are you hungry?
Thank you very much.
I understand your feelings.
Thank you.
Bullshit...
... the person you met was indeed the relationship destroyer.
Destructive relationship?
They usually approach you with sexual intentions...
... to part with his partner.
You have been tried.
They are used to breaking relationships.
Somehow there is something like that.
Everything is free game.
What about the picture in the yearbook?
It's simple to make it.
The question is, who keeps it?
What is that person? or your husband?
Or maybe your mother-in-law?
My in-laws?
It could be he who is behind all this.
And now, we are on the main topic.
Main topic?
Wait a minute.
This is what you asked to investigate.
Reports about your husband's infidelity.
Is that right?
Don't be too hasty.
This is the truth.
What is this?
This is as seen.
Moderate mothers and children have dinner together.
His mother comes to Tokyo twice a week.
Stay in a hotel.
But for what?
Only to visit his child.
What?
Isn't your husband eating out about twice a week?
Basic Textbook Oedipal Complex.
Are you glad he didn't cheat?
He also visits your home, when you're not there.
I can't be sure.
But it can be that he slips the yearbook.
And the earrings.
Maybe this isn't my business.
But maybe that's the best conclusion .
Easy language like that.
Why?
Why do I have to?
What's with this family?
Damn...
Damn them!
Damn...
Damn.
Idiots.
Basic stupid idiot.
Idiot stupid.
About the payment... / Yes?
Can you wait?
Of course. You're a friend of Ramba Ral.
Thank you very much.
Just say if you need help.
Definitely.
Oh yes, that's right!
This hotel costs 42 yen per night, right?
Yes.
So that means 1,260 yen per month.
Isn't it too expensive?
You can find rooms that are worth for ¥ 300.
Do you know?
Really? / Of course.
Is that right?
Hotels are indeed expensive. / Of course.
I don't realize it. / Are you okay?
I feel completely blank.
You don't need to worry.
I know people like that.
So that means you're fine.
You are not like them.
Also Sunday, if you don't have work...
... I have a project Sunday now, if you are interested.
Thank you very much.
I am willing. / Steady.
What work?
Excuse me.
Everything, please pay attention!
Please listen!
The paper I gave, is your profile for today.
Please memorize.
Please see the order family tree.
Names in this red line.
Do all see it?
Yes. / Good.
Those who are relatives, please talk to each other.
As family, brothers, friends.
It will be messy if you look like a stranger.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
I act as Kenjiro Kikkawa.
My name is Kazuaki Gocho.
The symbol of the image is' and 'belly'.
Pretty cool.
And that's a big name.
But that will be confusing, so...
Please train each role.
Let's do it.
Okay, please introduce yourself.
I am Kenjiro Kikkawa. Nice to meet you.
Hello, I'm Katsuyo Kikkawa.
Good.
I'm Kiyomi, eldest daughter.
I'm Kasumi, her sister.
Hi, Kasumi.
I'm Yusuke.
Today, you are family.
As a family. You family now.
All must know each other, always remember to talk.
You family now.
Hey, brother.
Father, Mother...
... nice to meet you.
We welcome his new bride!
Please welcome vibrant applause!
Congratulations. / Thank you.
Have you ever been to realtors?
Not yet.
Later we go there together.
I have friends in real estate.
The same job? / Yes.
OK.
I don't really choose to live there.
You just chose.
Yes.
That is destined.
We will talk later.
Have you ever done this before?
What do you think?
That's what I can say.
Wow!
There is good gossip.
The bridegroom is polygamous.
What does that mean?
That means he has another family.
Other marriages.
Isn't that illegal?
Of course it's illegal.
I can't believe it.
This is amazing.
Maybe he can't say the truth to the woman...
... so there is no other choice other than getting married.
Why laugh?
Who holds the camera or phone...
... please ahead for photos!
And now, cake cutting!
Congratulations!
see us.
That really made me feel uncomfortable.
Enough to gnaw at my age.
How can you keep laughing?
The nerves are left out.
What if we all drink first?
Come on!
Come on we are kemon!
Do you know where it is?
I know a place near here.
Why not just try it?
How strange.
It feels like we are real family.
I know, it's very strange indeed.
What is your real family?
Actually, I'm single.
Seriously?
Divorced?
I never married.
Me too.
Are you serious?
Then what are you going to do next?
What is your job, Kiyomi?
me?
I'm really an actress.
But 10 years became an actress without hits.
What are you doing now?
Tedious work here and there.
What about you?
I only work part time.
Are not we all like that?
Yes.
This is the drink.
Finally, the drink comes!
Time to toast!
Cheers!
Who let he drink that much?
I'm still nervous!
I'm in that direction.
Me too.
You're kidding me.
So that means we split up?
Let's come home with me.
Father!
My daughter!
It's nice to meet you. / Thank you.
As if we are a real family.
See you later. / Let's meet again.
Hearts on the road!
Stand up!
I also passed here.
Where do you live, Kiyomi?
Our task is finished, so stop calling that name.
You're right.
I'm Mashiro Satonaka.
Ms. Satonaka.
Call me Mashiro. / Good.
I'm Nanami Minagawa.
What do I have to call? Nn. Nanami Minagawa?
Anything is permissible.
Then I just call Minagawa.
Never mind! Nanami!
Do you use Twitter?
Or Line?
I use Planet.
That's one of the service providers.
Let's share contacts.
So you are "Campanella"? / Yes.
Do you want to drink again?
I'm coming!
Come on we are kemon!
You're in an atmosphere good heart. / You are right!
Your turn.
You sing like a star!
Now your turn.
Want to try?
Should it be?
What do you think? / Please try.
Millions of people out there in this world,
especially in Tokyo.
Nobody knows if someone disappeared in this crowd.
Right.
Excuse me, you forgot your stuff!
Thank you!
I'm glad finally can find you.
Thank you very much.
Same.
See what I found!
Mashiro?
Rip Van Winkle.
"Mashiro, where are you?"
"Thank you for today."
"Good night, from Rip Van Winkle."
Hi.
Hello.
Thank you again. / With pleasure.
Shopping?
Is that your dinner?
Yes.
Are you realtors?
Not yet.
I'm free now if you want.
Great, then.
I have another job for you.
Work?
Work as a helper who is resident.
Do you mean to be a waiter? / Correct.
You will stay there so you don't have to pay rent.
And the pay is much cooler.
10,000 yen per month.
10,000 yen?
What do you think?
What work do I have to do?
Ordinary household duties.
Like cleaning and washing.
Do you not need money?
10,000 yen.
Why don't we just see the place?
I can take you.
But I...
I can't stop from this job.
Other staff stopped last week.
So it must be a strict shift work.
I understand.
Let me speak with the hotel. Come on.
You first.
Please.
I'm back.
Welcome back!
Nanami! Forgive me! This is all my fault!
I beg you! Please forgive me!
Thank you for taking care of my wife.
Wife? / Yes, he's my wife.
I want to bring it home.
Later I send a replacement for shift work.
I am very sorry with all these problems.
I'm very happy that he's fine.
Not at all.
How much do I need to do?
We can't accept...
It's okay, this is important.
How many? / I can not.
This much money...
Don't worry about schedule changes.
Accept, thank you.
Thank you very much.
You're too desperate.
I just want to make it as soon as possible.
And I have a feeling you must be out of the job.
All good.
Now wave your hand, with a happy smile.
We arrive.
Here the house is big.
Right.
Wait a minute.
Sorry. / It's okay.
Is this the place? / Yes.
What is this place?
Formerly a restaurant.
But the owner who just lives abroad, so it's almost always empty.
So finally, no uses it.
All you have to do is to stay here.
That's the job.
Isn't this a agreement that is too good?
It's my job to find the best deal.
We are kemon.
There must be another servant who lives here.
Excuse me!
Are there people at home?
Come on in.
OK.
We come!
Excuse me!
Excuse me, huh.
That is something.
A little messy.
Far from the term "little".
Are there no other words...
... besides that word?
This is your household assignment.
But you can't do it all of this alone.
The other helper does not do his work at all.
Is this a costume room?
Oh, but there is a bed.
You're right.
Try checking.
Oh don't that one, thank you.
This is a kind of collection.
Do you like clothes like this?
I don't think so. / This must be something.
It's really messy here.
We are in this direction.
Take a look.
See those jellyfish.
What feeds these animals part of the job too?
Looks like that.
Lots to do.
You can say that again.
Just call if you need something.
Thank you.
No need to worry. Whatever for Ramba Ral.
See you later.
Thank you!
No problem!
Good morning.
Morning!
Good morning!
It's already morning!
Hey, it's morning!
Wake up!
It's already 9 o'clock in the morning!
Wake up! Get up!
What?
It's 9 o'clock Good morning, sleeper.
What are you doing here, Mashiro?
How come?
I'm also a servant, just like you.
Do you work here too?
I've been here 3 months.
Oh yeah.
Amuro says you will come.
Yes.
Let me show you this place.
Come on.
This house is very large.
Have you seen it before? / Only slightly.
What about the room?
Which one?
There are Uburs. / Oh, yes!
It was a terrible room.
This is the party room. / Yes.
Kitchen over there.
Can you imagine what their party is like?
And we clean all of this? / Correct.
This is really messy.
It has become an auxiliary task for to clean up this mess.
You're my savior!
Come here. / Yes.
There is a secret place.
OK.
And jreng! This is it!
This is my personal residence.
Please sit down.
Thank you.
And this comfortable place also concurrently as my bed.
Good night!
Do you want to sleep?
Of course.
I just drank in Ginza.
In Ginza?
I can't open my eyes.
Wait a minute.
Mashiro, I...
Many things I want to ask.
You know, like...
Mashiro?
Jellyfish? Let me see.
Thank you.
No problem.
Another helper who works here turns out to be Mashiro.
You must be surprised, huh?
Of course I'm shocked.
I'm sure so.
He said not to tell you.
But I am glad it turns out he is.
Is that so?
On TV shows, more senior servants are usually always scary.
Mashiro is also scary.
Who said, he didn't.
Are you sure you're fine?
I'm fine.
Hello.
I am Nameri.
I was called by Amuro.
Jellyfish upstairs.
OK.
Please enter.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
First of all, the most important thing is to check the water.
So be careful doing it.
This is stingray.
Stingrays. / Yes.
You can eat the fins, right?
Yes, right.
This is a cone snail.
Snail cone? Can it be eaten?
No, it's poisonous.
What is that?
Scorpion.
Scorpion? / Yes.
He moves!
All these animals are poisonous.
So don't ever touch it.
Morning!
Good morning.
You really cleaned this place! / But there is still a lot to do.
It's beautiful, a great job!
You are a hard worker!
Thank you.
I'm still flying.
I drank too much last night.
I'm starving!
What are you eating?
Sandwich for dinner.
Is it bought from the store?
Yes.
Geez. Take food from the fridge!
Take it from the fridge, honey!
Eat, then fill the refrigerator again.
Doesn't an empty refrigerator make you feel anxious?
Do you like ham?
Sure. / Good.
Tada!
This is Barbarian food.
You could say that.
Want eggs?
Yes.
The owner of this house...
... do they hire us to care for pets upstairs?
I don't know.
After all who knows maybe they are hiding in the attic...
... while peering at us.
Ah, seriously?
What's wrong?
Mashiro?
Come here.
I have to sleep.
Must go to Shibuya at 7.
Is there a job? / I have to shoot.
Shooting?
Oh yeah, you're an actress
Should I wake up?
It's okay.
Have you set the alarm?
Not yet.
What time do you want to wake up?
Hour 5.
Means 3 more hours.
Hello!
Good afternoon.
Hi.
Hello.
Can I help you?
The homeowner contacted me he said there was a package coming.
Package? / Yes.
There is a package coming on behalf of Mashiro.
Let me take it. / Thank you.
There is one package.
Is that right? / Yes.
I put it in the refrigerator.
Do you mean a refrigerator?
Yes.
You mean...
Do you immediately save the package in the refrigerator?
Yes, because it seems must be immediately cooled down.
Let me take care of it.
Profit is okay.
Really? Forgive me.
What is this?
Isn't this a new pet?
This time what animal?
I don't know.
Here is...
... Octopus.
Very small!
Octopus?
What is poison too?
Of course.
This is called the blue ring octopus.
A blue ring octopus. / Yes.
The poison is the same as Pufferfish.
You must be safe if you don't eat Pufferfish.
But this creature can also bite.
So make sure not to touch it.
I understand.
I bring you a small gift, Nanami.
Oh, no need to bother, thank you.
No need to worry.
This one is not toxic.
This one is called "Betta".
Saucy too.
These animals are easy to maintain.
OK.
Just call if you need something.
Thank you very much. / Thank you.
And thank you for the fish.
Please take care of them.
See you later.
Do you feel at home here?
I'm still adjusting.
I understand.
The shirt looks right for you.
You make me shy.
Really, looks cute.
This place is worth cleaning.
Really?
Want to add more tea?
Thank you.
I am back soon.
Thank you.
Hey, listen.
Yes?
Do you like living with Mashiro?
Very pleasant.
Where are you now?
I'm at a friend's house.
Do you run away from home?
Not really.
Don't worry.
Re-do your work.
I'm back!
I've come home!
Welcome.
Do I wake you up?
You are sleeping and I amle you.
Am I a bully woman?
Do you like this every day?
Always come home late.
You're really adorable.
Do you really work?
Work hard.
I'm happy.
I know, my body feels crushed.
Very tired.
Octopus arrived today.
strange octopus.
Octopus?
The animal is poisonous and deadly So you can't touch it.
That actually makes you want to touch it.
Not allowed.
Hey you...
See?
You block me.
Very cold!
OK, now, move aside.
Alright!
It's enough.
I'm sure you're hungry.
I feel crushed.
Let's race there.
There?
With a bicycle?
Wait! Wait for me!
♪ And I'll go home! Oh, go home! ♪
♪ Gowes, gowes, gowes! See you again! ♪
Come on, you can do it!
Light up!
Ma...
Shi...
... Ro!
Try writing my name.
How come?
Why did you sleep here?
Is this a day off from work?
Sorry for bothering you.
Most of the plots are now.
There is no place anymore.
Mashiro?
Mashiro, there is a telephone.
A person named Tsuneyoshi called.
Mashiro? What are you doing?
Can you hear me?
where are you? Hello?
Hello.
Mashiro is sleeping.
Should I wake up?
Who are you?
I live with him.
Oh yeah.
just wake up.
The shooting program has already begun.
Build Mashiro.
Mashiro?
Did you get a fever?
Your body temperature must be checked.
What's wrong?
Mashiro gets fever and can't wake up.
What should I do?
I'm there now.
OK.
Mashiro...
Are you okay?
Where is he? / Over here.
Sorry.
Where?
On the sofa.
That's it.
Are you okay?
Hey.
He has a fever.
Is there a nearby hospital?
I think there is.
Really? / I'll see.
Never mind.
Let me take it to the nearest place in Yokohama.
OK.
Now, how do you bring the body?
There are two girls.
Come here for a moment.
OK.
Like this?
How do you do it?
Do you like this?
Can it work?
In this case?
What do you think?
Can I try holding you?
Really?
Can we try it?
You're very small. Are you sure?
Try it.
Ready! Watch out!
No problem.
Come on!
Geez, so bad.
Success. / Yes.
Let's use that method.
Are you ready? / Yes.
And let's go! Are you okay?
He isn't too heavy? / I'm fine.
Why? Is he too heavy?
He is lighter.
So you mean the heavy one is me?
It's not like that.
Looks like he's too light.
Come straight to the hospital.
Where are we going?
Hospital.
Hospital?
No, I have to work.
I told them you can't come.
I don't want to go to the hospital!
Take me to the set!
I canceled it!
Stop the car!
I'm down!
Let me out!
Where do you want to go?
I have to work!
Don't come out! Dangerous!
Better work!
Not allowed!
Let me out!
Calm down.
I have to work!
Let me out!
I have to work.
Where do you want to go?
I have to work!
Yes, I understand.
You will take to the set.
I promise.
Okay, let's go.
Stand up.
Good morning.
Are you okay?
I'm fine, forgive me.
Don't worry.
We will take care of him soon. /Thank you.
Has he eaten?
Yes.
Really?
I'm sure.
There is nothing strange about the diet.
He lost weight lately.
I want to know what happened.
Maybe there is something with it.
Do you hear something?
None.
If he is too thin, he must lose his job.
Porn stars are better if you have curves.
Porn star?
Maybe it's suitable for some people.
I don't know what.
It feels better.
Thank you for your help.
All good.
Do you know what this place used to be?
I heard that it was a restaurant.
But now it's a shooting studio.
Studio shooting?
Yes.
And now Mashiro lives here.
We have done a photo shoot here, maybe 6 months ago.
He falls in love with this place.
That's why he rented it.
But the rental price is not cheap.
He must go bankrupt if continues like this.
So Mashiro lives here?
You know that.
Who paid the rent?
Yes, and that is very expensive.
Talk to him.
Tell him to look for a cheaper place.
But I know he won't hear.
I go first.
Thank you for your help...
Don't say Mashiro that I said earlier.
See you later.
Thank you very much.
First stone...
... paper, scissors... Suit!
Who wins?
Wait.
There are telephone calls.
Who is that, Om?
Hello?
What's wrong?
Yes, I heard.
What is Mashiro porn star?
He didn't tell you?
Obviously he's an actress.
How come?
Hello?
Is Mashiro hiring me?
Sorry, I can't say.
Please, tell me.
I can't.
This can violate contract rules.
I understand.
Sorry...
... because it always burdens you.
Don't close the phone.
Please just a minute.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Wait a minute.
Just don't say again to Mashiro...
... what I told you.
OK.
There is a friend.
He is my client who submitted the request.
Friend?
So this is my work?
If I say the truth, will be pretty terrible for me.
That is why I made this as a job of domestic servants.
Why me?
Because I am the who chose you, Nanami.
Yeah but why?
Is it because I need money?
Because you certainly can be his friend Mashiro.
Because I'm sure you can.
Look...
... if you look at Mashiro outside his profession.
And if you don't think about past.
All must be good.
So if you can stay with him...
Yeah, I'm right there, son!
I leave it to your own imagination for the sake of this one client.
I have to go first, later we will talk about it again. See you.
Are you okay? / Yes.
There are doctors coming today.
And he was given IV injection.
Lie down.
You do a good job today.
A great threesome!
He does it? / Yes, of course.
He does it very well.
Do you have a threesome?
Very good.
He does it well.
Let him rest first.
Please keep him for me.
Sure.
This is the medicine.
I went first, Mashiro.
He is yours.
OK.
Thank you very much.
Mashiro?
Can you wake up?
What do you eat?
What is this medicine for?
You don't drink any more.
You can't sleep?
No matter how many drugs I drink, I don't feel anything.
You can't be like that.
Don't.
No, no.
What?
No, try listening first.
Listen to his voice.
What should I listen to?
Don't you hear something?
Hear something?
You're right, I heard something.
Her voice is beautiful.
As if you were under the sea.
You're right.
Now the sound is lower.
We are on the seabed.
Mashiro...
I...
I want to stop from this job.
So I beg...
... don't waste your money for this house, or for me.
I want you...
... can be better take care of yourself.
Cakep once.
I apologize.
Why do you have to apologize?
Whatever I will grant for tears like that.
I even gave my life.
Mashiro...
Why don't we just move?
Compared to having to pay home like this.
Just need a room for both of us.
Together. Just the two of us.
Even though we are poor,
I will stay with you...
Only the two of us.
May also be.
Let's move.
OK.
It's right next to the station.
Only about one minute.
The distance is only 100 meters.
The room is here.
Good afternoon.
Inside, it looks newer than from outside.
Is there a better view?
Room with a view?
I can show you a few.
This is great.
Isn't that right?
I like it.
This is the biggest one.
With two rooms that are open like this.
The size is around 50 square meters.
Sounds good.
How much is it?
Rental fees...
... 4,000 yen per month.
Too expensive.
We just stay here.
We live here.
What other apartments are small?
The others are also good.
We just stay here.
Come on.
Thank you very much. / Thank you.
Good luck to the destination.
See you soon!
What is that?
Full of wedding dresses.
Welcome.
Have you booked a place?
No, we haven't ordered.
Come on.
Want to see? / Yes.
Please, enter.
We enter? / Come on.
Excuse me.
Don't buy anything.
Why not?
Are you considering it?
That is not suitable.
But this one is cute.
What if we use officially?
Officially?
You hear my words.
It looks like it will look perfect. / Is it not too flashy?
Oh, this one is more casual.
What do you want to try?
Can you? / Of course.
And you too.
Oh no.
Please, try it.
Let's try it!
You will look great.
Hey, Nanami!
You look beautiful!
You too.
You're really adorable.
Is it not too tight?
I'm fine.
What about you?
I'm fine.
Remember, this is casual clothing.
You look beautiful.
Do you see? / How beautiful.
We also provide sessions photo shoots if you are interested.
Photo session? / Yes.
Many who come here only to take photo sessions.
What do you want to try?
Many come in dresses...
... then take your own picture.
Interesting.
Let's do it. / No, we have to go home.
Why?
Come closer.
Good!
Look here now.
Saucy!
It's embarrassing.
I'm sure you've worked in the entertainment industry.
A model, maybe?
I'm sure ever saw you before.
Try now each other close your face together.
Now look in that direction.
Saucy.
These are cool photos.
Look in this direction.
It's too embarrassing!
Come on in. / Let me open the door.
Come on in.
Thank you.
Now look at each other each other.
I have cool photos. / Thank you.
I'll send it later.
Hearts.
Install the seat belt.
Be careful of the door.
Hearts.
Thank you very much.
Hearts on the road.
Thank you.
The wind.
It feels fresh.
Should we really marry?
Maybe it's not a bad idea.
Then let's get married.
OK.
Are you sure?
Sure.
Are you drunk?
Yes, I'm drunk.
You know...
... every time I shop...
The employee at the desk...
... immediately put my shopping into the bag.
For people like me...
... their hands are already too hard to work.
And it's done only for me.
The hands deftly put food and snacks into the bag.
When I see all that...
... my chest feels tight.
Makes me want to cry.
What are you talking about?
Happiness has a limit for me.
Limitations that I can't take again.
This limit comes to me faster than others.
It even appears faster than small ants.
Because you know...
... in the world where we live...
... actually full of happiness.
People are too good.
There is a postman who wants to carry heavy packages...
... just because I asked for it.
Someone gave me an umbrella when it rained.
But then...
... all this happiness, I can't defend.
It's much easier if only buys all the happiness.
That's why the money is there.
Sincerity and kindness of someone...
... if you can give it with full of awareness...
... then we all definitely will be very grateful.
They can only be defeated by happiness itself.
That's why now you exchange it for money...
... and pretend not to see it.
Goodness...
... everywhere.
Everywhere in the world.
That's why I bought it with money.
I bought it.
Because I can't survive.
Please do not look at me like that.
Later I will instead go.
What if I ask that you die with me?
Will you?
What?
Do you want to die with me?
Want.
Really?
Yes.
You're stupid.
You are stupid.
Stupid.
Thank you.
No, I have to thank you.
I love you.
Me too.
I love you.
Can I help you?
My name is Tsutsumi, from Arusu Funeral Home.
I was contacted by Rip Van Winkle.
But isn't it still locked?
It seems to have opened. / Oh, yes.
Then we just enter.
Excuse me.
Take a look.
Which is Rip Van Winkle?
What?
Which is Rip Van Winkle?
This one.
His body is cold.
Don't touch it. / Sorry.
He has malignant cancer.
He won't be able to live long.
He is afraid to die alone.
He wants someone to die with him.
It's hard to believe that the other girl who wants to die is dead.
It seems like he doesn't know that.
He doesn't know anything.
Maybe due to poison.
Here it is.
What is that? / It's a kind of shellfish...
I forgot the name.
Snail cone.
He believes this animal can poison it.
With this incident...
... how much does it cost for to take care of all this?
What do you mean?
Don't worry.
It's not about money.
I only ask how much does this cost.
How many questions do you ask...
I paid 100,000 yen.
What? / 100,000 yen.
Seriously, 100,000 yen?
Of course because this concerns money.
Not at all.
Good morning.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Why ask?
Hello, my name is Tsutsumi.
I was contacted by Rip Van Winkle.
I'm a funeral organizer.
Mashiro sends this message.
"I'll die tonight. Please take care of the rest."
I feel worried, so come right here...
... and we found Mashiro is dead.
We have not confirmed his death.
Mashiro is here.
Wait! Don't touch it!
Don't touch it!
Wait! Wait!
Come here.
Mashiro?
Mashiro!
Looks like we have to call the police.
Wait a minute.
Don't touch it!
You can't touch it!
Let me just call. / Come on, quickly!
Mashiro! Get up!
Mashiro!
Please, calm down!
Can you take this one?
We...
Is that okay?
What do you mean?
We are actually someone else.
So maybe we shouldn't be here.
But on the other hand, we really are already like family.
They are his family.
Please come along.
We have provided seats in front.
The family has arrived.
We continue the funeral.
Who are they?
Please say farewell words.
Come on, stop crying.
You've lived together.
I know.
It's difficult.
Yes, it's really difficult.
This is difficult for all of us.
Actually...
... Mashiro told me so as not to say anything.
But I know.
Do you know what?
About the disease.
I've been shooting lesbian films with him...
... and I found a lump in her breast.
It was almost a year ago.
He never told me anything.
He just said it would definitely kill me if I talk.
Definitely.
Yes, sure.
Actually with treatment can definitely save him.
But he said didn't want to stop working.
He believes that surgery will leave scars.
He says only he can play the role of Mashiro Satonaka.
That's why he can't stop.
Really stupid.
If it dies, it means it's finished.
That's right but...
... I understand what he means.
I also make a choice if must choose a job like that.
If I'm not an actress, definitely won't have anything.
It's useless if you die.
I found her mother's address.
He lives in Kawasaki.
Means close.
Right.
So what are his belongings will be brought there?
His parents don't want it.
I was told to throw it into the river.
Go to the river? / Yes.
What do you say?
Why can't I just be taken to the Ganges River?
Excuse me.
Enter it.
Excuse me.
Come on in, Nanami.
Excuse me.
Where should I save?
I told you, I don't want it.
Don't say that.
We will bring it back if you want.
Please come and see.
What do you want to drink?
Don't bother.
We just save it there.
We just start the ceremony. / Without permission?
Excuse me, while I borrow this first.
What are you doing?
Sorry for my rudeness.
Are Shochu drinks suitable for you?
No, I have to drive.
I can call a rental driver, so please drink.
Let me keep the spirit.
Oh no, we come here actually...
Enough, thank you.
Steady.
Thank you.
You drink too apparently.
Can we talk before before? You drink too much?
First ²...
... this is the amount of money left by Mashiro.
We have taken a fee of 15%.
This is the stamp.
And this is the cash.
Make sure first there.
And please sign here.
What is the cost of the funeral?
Funeral? / Yes.
Do we take care of it?
He is no longer my child.
So yes, just go ahead. / Alright then.
Then we take first funeral fees from the total amount.
Wait a minute.
So from the total amount minus the funeral costs.
Please sign here.
We take first the funeral fee.
This is the total amount.
Is this all?
Yes.
His face is not the same as when he was born.
His face now looks flatter, also his eyes.
I can't say anything else about him.
You're a heavy drinker.
Just hold on to the cup of your drink.
Don't be silly.
Soon I will definitely fall.
So please help later just leave me.
Drink.
Then I'll try.
Thank you.
Are you the same?
Just like him?
What?
Porn film players?
No, I'm not.
That is not something that normal people do.
You know how much trouble this girl caused?
Naked in front of everyone.
Gets a lot of money.
And his life is very glamorous!
Even it turns out that it can leave money that is not small.
He has disappeared...
... for 10 years.
A friend comes and shows a magazine.
Mashiro has now become a porn star, he said.
I ask a friend to find it.
Then I teach him.
I taught him many times, enough to break his bones.
I teach his face, with a punch after a blow.
I hit him so he never could play in a movie like that again.
We don't talk at all.
Both he and me.
Even though I hit it.
He returned to playing movies.
I've never seen it again.
What are you doing?
This is not a bathroom.
This is how...
... naked in front of people.
A shameful thing.
Thank you!
Very good!
Amuro! You also have to drink!
Can you add more?
Let's drink for him!
Come on drink!
Very good!
This is really embarrassing!
You also open your shirt!
Come on!
Don't want to!
Let's drink with your daughter!
This is your daughter.
You are in a new room again.
You're right. I moved here.
I live alone now.
I want to visit Tokyo.
Why?
Because I've never been there.
Do you want to stay with me if you come here?
I will take a walk in this city.
What is Tokyo like?
What is it like?
I also want to know.
Sorry I'm late.
This is a gift for your new room.
What?
Where did you get all this?
These items will be the owner removed.
This is too much for my room.
Oh it's fine, just take it you need.
I became embarrassed. / Not really.
But I feel bad.
Don't worry.
These items are not mine...
... because it wants to be thrown away.
Oh right?
This is considered garbage.
That is one way to say it, but this is also called furniture.
The rest is discarded? / Yes.
Good garbage.
Right, but there's no place to save it.
Please select.
I can't choose.
I feel sorry for these things so it's harder to choose.
This is the last one.
Where is it stored?
Here only.
And this, apologize because I paid with cash.
This is your last payment as a helper.
No need.
Never mind, just accept it.
This is your hard-earned money.
OK.
Take it. / Thank you.
Please calculate first.
Yes.
This place is good.
Also the view.
Indeed.
Feels comfortable.
Just call if you need something.
Thank you for everything.
I also thank you.
See you later.
Sure.
See you later.
Continue.
Stand up.
Thank you very much!
- A Bride for Rip Van Winkle - Translated by Captain Kooky IDFL