1 00:00:13.840 --> 00:00:15.239 Recep ivedik. 2 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:19.238 Tell me, why do you avoid the alcohol test? 3 00:00:20.080 --> 00:00:23.520 Plus, you got out of the car and harrassed the officers. 4 00:00:23.520 --> 00:00:25.476 Sir, I'm a young man. 5 00:00:25.560 --> 00:00:27.240 That night when I saw... 6 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:30.120 ...something white approaching at waist level... 7 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:31.200 ...and someone commanded "Blow it."... 8 00:00:31.200 --> 00:00:33.191 Allright. Cut it out, you loofe. 9 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:34.872 Take your things and get lost. 10 00:00:35.480 --> 00:00:38.438 Don't you ever show your face again. Move it. 11 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:40.269 Yes, sir. 12 00:00:41.800 --> 00:00:44.678 - Hi. Are you the safe custody guy? - Yes. 13 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:47.714 The police chief sent me. I'll take these and leave. 14 00:00:52.400 --> 00:00:54.231 Mobile phone. Belt. 15 00:00:55.480 --> 00:00:56.629 Window crank. 16 00:00:58.720 --> 00:01:01.640 - What's this? - These are marbles. 17 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:03.278 They have emotional value for me. 18 00:01:20.320 --> 00:01:23.400 - Uncle, please buy one. - Whoa! Why do you scare... 19 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:25.560 - why do you frighten me? - Please, buy one. 20 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:27.280 Got no money. Get lost. 21 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:29.350 - Please, buy one. - Boy... 22 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:34.118 Hey! Dude! 23 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:39.955 Hey! 24 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:48.273 Hold it there. Give it to me. 25 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:50.760 - I found it. - How's that? 26 00:01:50.760 --> 00:01:52.193 What are you gonna do with it? 27 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:53.720 You don't pay any rent and tax. 28 00:01:53.720 --> 00:01:54.994 What are you going to do? 29 00:01:56.360 --> 00:01:57.156 Piss off! 30 00:01:58.400 --> 00:01:59.469 Fuck off! 31 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:06.717 Dear viewers, I wish you all a nice day... 32 00:02:06.800 --> 00:02:08.800 ...from the beaches of Antalya. 33 00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:13.157 The beaches are full with beautiful Russians. 34 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:17.040 Salih! Put two beers in the basket. 35 00:02:17.040 --> 00:02:18.519 I'll take them on the way back up. 36 00:02:18.720 --> 00:02:20.199 I'll take them here. 37 00:02:20.440 --> 00:02:22.192 Get inside, you drunkard. 38 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:24.960 Listen to me, woman. Don't talk shit. 39 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.073 You know what happened last time when I pulled the rope. 40 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:29.350 Don't piss me off. 41 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:31.560 It's just two beers. What are neighbors for? 42 00:02:31.560 --> 00:02:33.000 - Scum! - You fart! 43 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:35.080 Redneck! Orangutan! 44 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:37.720 Antalya is swarming with Russians. 45 00:02:37.720 --> 00:02:41.560 Well well well. If they are human... 46 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:43.949 ...then I swear I'm an animal. 47 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:48.198 We're with Mr Muhsin, the owner of Antalya Joy Nashira Hotels. 48 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:51.640 Being the highest tax payer this year, what's your secret? 49 00:02:51.640 --> 00:02:54.120 Being record holder is like an award. 50 00:02:54.120 --> 00:03:00.240 I owe this success to being fair, honest and righteous. 51 00:03:00.240 --> 00:03:03.232 There are very important moral values for me. 52 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:08.640 Being fair, loyal and most important, being honest. 53 00:03:08.640 --> 00:03:12.997 When you're honest, all doors open up in front of you. 54 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:15.395 Well put! Bravo! 55 00:03:16.160 --> 00:03:18.520 I swear, you and I are birds of same feather. 56 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:20.400 I'll bring you this myself. 57 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:23.233 I'll do anything for you. 58 00:03:23.760 --> 00:03:28.197 Bravo! Salih, fix me some food for the road. 59 00:05:24.280 --> 00:05:27.440 Hi. I thought you have some car problems and I stopped. 60 00:05:27.440 --> 00:05:30.318 - Am I right? - Yes. We were driving. 61 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:32.000 Suddenly the engine stopped. 62 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:34.080 We don't know anything about engines. 63 00:05:34.080 --> 00:05:36.514 Could you take a look at it? 64 00:05:37.520 --> 00:05:40.956 I have to ask some questions to find the problem. 65 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:43.477 Where did it break down exactly? 66 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:45.080 How fast does it accelerate from 0 to 100 km/s? 67 00:05:45.080 --> 00:05:46.718 Are the rims aluminum or steel? 68 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:49.000 Seats fabric, or fabric and leather? 69 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:52.629 Does the car have ABS, ESR EBS? 70 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:54.751 I should know to apply an appropriate therapy. 71 00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:58.117 Can you tell me all the standard features? 72 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:01.595 What has that got to do with anything? 73 00:06:01.840 --> 00:06:02.670 Shaddup! 74 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:04.394 Shaddup! 75 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:06.680 If you're that knowledgeable, why didn't you fix it... 76 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:08.875 ...instead of fluttering here like a dove? 77 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:11.756 Beat it! Buzz off! 78 00:06:12.120 --> 00:06:13.189 Start the engine. 79 00:06:13.520 --> 00:06:14.635 Get in and start the engine. 80 00:06:14.760 --> 00:06:17.320 Step back! Step back! 81 00:06:17.320 --> 00:06:19.356 I don't trust you at all. You're sneaky. 82 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:21.672 You're sneaky. 83 00:06:22.440 --> 00:06:23.793 Start the engine. 84 00:06:24.280 --> 00:06:25.395 I am! 85 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:27.198 Come on, start. 86 00:06:28.440 --> 00:06:30.317 Could the battery be dead? 87 00:06:31.840 --> 00:06:35.230 Get back in and don't piss me off, you brat. 88 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:44.593 It's the battery. 89 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:48.520 Don't panic. I have a battery. 90 00:06:48.520 --> 00:06:50.192 I'll give you that one. 91 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:04.473 Start the engine now. 92 00:07:07.440 --> 00:07:09.396 Don't keep the car in gear! 93 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:11.951 Why are you driving me nuts? 94 00:07:13.400 --> 00:07:14.799 Back off! 95 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:16.798 Never keep the car in gear! 96 00:07:17.120 --> 00:07:19.111 You don't ever know the value! 97 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:21.920 Allright, anyone can make mistakes. 98 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:24.309 I'm Ok. 99 00:07:25.640 --> 00:07:26.959 It worked. 100 00:07:33.760 --> 00:07:35.637 Oh, my sweety. 101 00:07:44.360 --> 00:07:47.352 That electric look in your eyes will get your head crushed. 102 00:07:47.440 --> 00:07:48.714 Buzz off. 103 00:07:48.880 --> 00:07:50.313 Of you go. 104 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:58.679 Have a nice trip, sweeties. Farewell. 105 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:03.231 Clear! 106 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:08.519 God, damn it. 107 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:28.720 Tozkoparan Road Service. 108 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:29.869 How can I be of help. 109 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:33.037 - Hello, road service. - Yes, sir. 110 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:38.831 I gave my battery to two ladies to help them out. 111 00:08:38.920 --> 00:08:42.240 They left. And what luck, now my car won't run. 112 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:45.118 If you have given your battery the car won't run. 113 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:49.839 What do you mean it won't run without battery? 114 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:53.510 Does this car not run on gas? 115 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:55.400 Is this an electric car? 116 00:08:55.400 --> 00:08:58.597 - What a shitty car is this? - Sir, please listen. 117 00:08:58.760 --> 00:09:04.471 Listen. Are you recording this for customer satisfaction? 118 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:09.239 Then damn all the technical staff who listen to this. 119 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:11.634 I'll knock your head in. 120 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:13.438 Chill out. What's up? 121 00:10:13.640 --> 00:10:16.393 Hi. My car broke down. 122 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:17.400 Where are you guys heading for? 123 00:10:17.400 --> 00:10:21.712 - We're off to Isparta. - And I'm off to Antalya, dude. 124 00:10:21.880 --> 00:10:27.352 - Let's off together. - Hello, guys. 125 00:10:44.520 --> 00:10:47.520 Yo twin jerks. I'll rip your tongue out. 126 00:10:47.520 --> 00:10:50.432 Laugh at your own asses. Why do you laugh like a horse? 127 00:10:50.760 --> 00:10:52.637 Why do you laugh? What's wrong with you? 128 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:54.034 What's wrong with you? 129 00:10:54.920 --> 00:10:56.956 Don't you have parents? What's this filth? 130 00:10:57.280 --> 00:10:59.669 It stinks like a stable, it stinks like between the legs. 131 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:03.272 Did you eat sheep, nibble on goats? What's this filth? 132 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:06.871 I'm traveling to Antalya with four bacons. 133 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:09.400 This is absurd, outrageous! 134 00:11:09.400 --> 00:11:11.960 Your asses are all covered with moss! 135 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:13.160 Open a window! 136 00:11:13.160 --> 00:11:14.957 It stinks like between the legs here! 137 00:11:15.040 --> 00:11:16.758 Why on earth did I join you? 138 00:11:17.640 --> 00:11:20.313 Why... Can I ask why you're staring at me? 139 00:11:22.640 --> 00:11:24.073 Why do you stare? 140 00:11:25.440 --> 00:11:27.590 What's up? Why do you stare? 141 00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:29.998 Why do you stare? 142 00:11:52.880 --> 00:11:56.200 Folks... I also like that guy... 143 00:11:56.200 --> 00:11:59.640 ...who walks on Taksim Square. Drinks two beers and... 144 00:11:59.640 --> 00:12:01.680 ...walks around like me. Teoman. 145 00:12:01.680 --> 00:12:03.238 His lifestyle is just like mine. 146 00:12:04.640 --> 00:12:07.393 I saw someone servicing your mom... in the market. 147 00:12:07.640 --> 00:12:09.880 You wouldn't sink in the sea, you know. 148 00:12:09.880 --> 00:12:13.111 - Why, am I the Titanic? - No, you look like a cork. 149 00:12:13.800 --> 00:12:16.680 Do you dig my sense of humor? 150 00:12:16.680 --> 00:12:18.591 For example, that light there... 151 00:12:21.160 --> 00:12:22.752 I watch Discovery Channel. 152 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:25.634 There's that pervert. 153 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:27.149 Looks around like that. 154 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:29.993 The skinny one, with bulging eyes white ass... 155 00:12:30.880 --> 00:12:33.348 Everyone looks the other way and he goes like that... 156 00:12:35.760 --> 00:12:36.749 Got it? 157 00:12:37.240 --> 00:12:38.800 Was like a movie. 158 00:12:38.800 --> 00:12:42.395 I didn't understand the animals. First I dug into myself. 159 00:12:42.680 --> 00:12:45.640 I tried to understand myself but in vain. 160 00:12:45.640 --> 00:12:48.200 That dude is a mile high. 161 00:12:48.280 --> 00:12:52.280 Guys, I'm starting to feel hunger and my gustral juices flow up. 162 00:12:52.280 --> 00:12:54.560 - Do you have the same? - Nope. 163 00:12:54.560 --> 00:12:56.232 Got any chocolate? 164 00:12:57.200 --> 00:13:00.272 Look around a little, maybe you have some. 165 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:04.829 Yes or no? Yes or no? 166 00:13:06.920 --> 00:13:10.390 Let's stop somewhere so that I can get some chocolate. 167 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:26.991 They are hilarious. 168 00:13:27.080 --> 00:13:29.514 I've never seen such a bunch ofjerks. 169 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:00.640 - Hello, brothers. - Welcome. 170 00:14:01.280 --> 00:14:02.759 You got any chocolate? 171 00:14:02.920 --> 00:14:05.309 No. We got beans. Wanna eat? 172 00:14:05.560 --> 00:14:07.869 I could eat even you, Super Mario. 173 00:14:08.280 --> 00:14:09.508 Get some beans. 174 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:17.319 What is that? 175 00:14:29.520 --> 00:14:31.317 Not so fast, mate. 176 00:14:31.760 --> 00:14:34.638 Are you a member of the Karaambar Truckers community? 177 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:36.638 Karaambar? 178 00:14:38.160 --> 00:14:39.480 I'm not. So what? 179 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:42.597 - Then you can't eat those beans. - Why is that? 180 00:14:42.800 --> 00:14:46.349 Only our members can take benefit of our facilities. 181 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:50.595 I'm not taking benefit of anything. I just want beans. 182 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:54.110 Serving beans is the most important privilege for our members. 183 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:57.517 Jeez, I've never seen a place like this. 184 00:14:58.400 --> 00:15:00.960 I want to be a member too. 185 00:15:01.080 --> 00:15:05.153 Prepare the backside. I'm going to make a new member entry. 186 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:08.951 Watch out or a new member may enter you. 187 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:20.680 Behold, two valiant stepped up on the ground... 188 00:15:20.680 --> 00:15:22.880 Both are equally renowned. 189 00:15:22.880 --> 00:15:25.599 Come on, wrestlers. 190 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:28.640 Wheels roll with prayers and tears... 191 00:15:28.640 --> 00:15:31.712 ...surely shall win, one of these two bears. 192 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:49.196 Recep leads by one. 193 00:16:52.280 --> 00:16:53.872 Now that we have a draw. 194 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:56.953 It's time for the final crawl. Mahmut. 195 00:17:10.520 --> 00:17:11.880 Recep, now take your chance. 196 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:14.474 Blow over the bottle with your flatulence. 197 00:17:41.040 --> 00:17:43.395 Here you are, brother Recep. Your member card. 198 00:17:43.720 --> 00:17:48.475 From now on you can always get beans at Karaambar. 199 00:17:54.360 --> 00:17:56.157 God bless you, chief. 200 00:17:56.360 --> 00:17:59.716 Next week we're opening a gym in the backyard. 201 00:17:59.920 --> 00:18:02.200 Don't forget my movie house. 202 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:05.240 We'll do that too. Next year. 203 00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:07.959 Bravo. 204 00:18:12.320 --> 00:18:16.074 I've got a long way to go. Is anybody headed for Antalya? 205 00:18:16.360 --> 00:18:18.874 I'm going that way. Let me give you a lift. 206 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:22.311 It will be a pleasure. Good bye. 207 00:18:28.280 --> 00:18:30.680 Life fucks! 208 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:33.717 - Brakes are for wimps! - Move on brother Recep. 209 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:35.711 I only complete with the airlines. 210 00:18:36.840 --> 00:18:39.640 Long live, brother Recep. 211 00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:41.119 Roads end, sorrow prevails. 212 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:48.639 If I say I'll be back I willl. 213 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:58.275 Thank you, bro. 214 00:18:58.680 --> 00:19:00.520 Otherwise I'd end up stranded here. 215 00:19:00.520 --> 00:19:04.680 There are all kinds of bastards crooks, rapists... 216 00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:06.875 ...killers, perverts. 217 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:10.152 I'm glad you joined me. The road is long. 218 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:11.515 It's hard being alone. 219 00:19:11.760 --> 00:19:15.833 I'm glad too if it's fine for you. 220 00:19:16.680 --> 00:19:19.717 - Are you single? - Yes. And you? 221 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:21.479 I'm single too. 222 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:24.950 We share the same faith, huh? 223 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:30.595 You know, no woman is tough like us. 224 00:19:30.840 --> 00:19:34.628 You got a point. They're all fake and lies. 225 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:38.276 They don't like me. I never met a woman that got along with me. 226 00:19:39.120 --> 00:19:43.955 If I were a woman, I'd let you take me at first sight. 227 00:19:46.880 --> 00:19:50.589 I'd let you take me too. 228 00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:53.800 If I were a women you'd be the first to take me. 229 00:20:07.080 --> 00:20:09.760 Usually you'd find women pictures here... 230 00:20:09.760 --> 00:20:12.354 ...but you have all black males. 231 00:20:12.560 --> 00:20:14.312 Are you into body building? 232 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:19.070 No, I'm into body builders. 233 00:20:20.800 --> 00:20:25.237 They're so wet, hot... 234 00:20:25.360 --> 00:20:27.078 ...all sweaty. 235 00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:30.434 Screw you, don't piss me off. Pull over here. 236 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:33.800 - Pull over! - You got me wrong there. 237 00:20:33.800 --> 00:20:35.760 I'll stick that gear lever up your ass. 238 00:20:35.760 --> 00:20:39.070 I just wanted to have a decent conversation and you're after my ass. 239 00:20:39.360 --> 00:20:43.114 - You misunderstood me. - Fatsy! Sexmaniac! 240 00:20:44.080 --> 00:20:47.390 - I'll get out here. - Allright, bro. Fine. 241 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:54.271 You're acting stupid. 242 00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:57.358 Fuck off. Shame on you. 243 00:21:03.360 --> 00:21:06.158 Fuck off and don't drive me nuts! 244 00:21:18.840 --> 00:21:20.432 Is Ankara this way? 245 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:23.792 You're completely wrong, it's this way. Turn around. 246 00:21:24.080 --> 00:21:28.358 Come this way. I'll come with you. 247 00:21:34.160 --> 00:21:37.755 Just go... 248 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:47.720 Stop right there. 249 00:21:53.360 --> 00:21:54.759 Turn around here. 250 00:21:54.920 --> 00:21:59.948 Drive 700-800 km straight on and you'll get to Ankara. 251 00:22:00.120 --> 00:22:04.636 - Damn you! - Stop cursing early in the morning. 252 00:22:21.480 --> 00:22:25.268 Oh my. 253 00:22:32.120 --> 00:22:34.839 Look here, Rapunzel. Is Muhsin here? 254 00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:37.080 You mean Mr Muhsin? What's this about? 255 00:22:37.080 --> 00:22:39.389 It's private. I have something that belongs to him. 256 00:22:39.560 --> 00:22:41.073 I see. Do you have an appointment? 257 00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:43.834 I don't like appointments. I prefer living spontaneous. 258 00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:46.560 A procrastinated, complaining life. 259 00:22:46.560 --> 00:22:48.278 What's that got to do with anything? 260 00:22:48.360 --> 00:22:53.639 Go find me Muhsin. Don't trouble me. 261 00:22:53.880 --> 00:22:57.120 - Where do you come from? - From home. 262 00:22:57.120 --> 00:23:00.112 I fought wolves, wrestled with truckers. 263 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:04.680 I'll handle it, Aysegül. Yes, sir. What's this about? 264 00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:08.150 God almighty. 265 00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:10.920 You take turns in asking what's what. 266 00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:14.400 You make such a fuss! I found Mr. Muhsirs wallet... 267 00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:15.880 ...and brought it here from Istanbul. 268 00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:17.680 Give it to me and I'll hand it over to him. 269 00:23:17.680 --> 00:23:20.120 - Yeah, right! - What's going on? 270 00:23:20.120 --> 00:23:24.671 Bullshit! Does this look like the eye of a dupe? 271 00:23:25.120 --> 00:23:29.352 - What do you mean? - You're going to pocket it, right? 272 00:23:29.440 --> 00:23:32.520 You're going to grab it, huh? You hyena. 273 00:23:32.520 --> 00:23:35.760 Swipe it all, huh? You snake. 274 00:23:35.760 --> 00:23:37.200 You're completely wrong, sir. 275 00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:40.760 You managers are all flattering dogs. 276 00:23:40.760 --> 00:23:43.720 You're all brown-nosers when the boss is around. 277 00:23:43.720 --> 00:23:45.870 When they leave, you're the king. 278 00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:47.760 What are you saying? 279 00:23:47.760 --> 00:23:49.360 Go get me Muhsin. Move it. 280 00:23:49.360 --> 00:23:50.873 I'll give it to him in person. 281 00:23:51.080 --> 00:23:54.356 Allright. Calm down. Can I get an ID? 282 00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:01.040 Please, wait here. 283 00:24:01.040 --> 00:24:02.871 I'll be over there. 284 00:24:44.760 --> 00:24:47.069 Sir, what happened here? 285 00:24:47.360 --> 00:24:50.520 Two kids came along. One from here, the other from over there. 286 00:24:50.520 --> 00:24:54.360 They started to fight, came all the way here. 287 00:24:54.360 --> 00:24:56.760 One of them hit the other in the head. 288 00:24:56.760 --> 00:25:01.880 I caught him in the air and kicked him that way. 289 00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:04.200 Then I slapped the other one. He rolled over to the hall. 290 00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:08.640 The vase began to sway. I couldn't catch it. 291 00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:12.235 Whatever. Mr. Muhsin is waiting for you. I'll handle this. Follow me. 292 00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:14.592 Get this cleaned. 293 00:25:15.240 --> 00:25:18.949 - Get it all cleaned up. - I'll handle it sir. 294 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:31.520 What a fine coffee. 295 00:25:31.520 --> 00:25:34.800 - Enjoy. - Muhsin, are you a kid? 296 00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:37.155 You can't take care of your wallet. 297 00:25:37.760 --> 00:25:40.680 Those rocker guys you call irresponsible... 298 00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:45.117 ...have their wallets all chained up, but you lose it. 299 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:49.000 What an absurd, unruly, silly life. 300 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:52.117 What a disoriented, bohemian life style. 301 00:25:53.320 --> 00:25:56.153 Come to your senses. This is no way to live. 302 00:25:56.240 --> 00:26:01.840 I can't agree more. It's impossible to find honest people like you. 303 00:26:01.840 --> 00:26:04.720 - Isn't that so, Erim? - Yes, sir. You're right. 304 00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:09.640 I have to return your favor. I'd like to repay. 305 00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:14.000 - If you would accept this. - Are you giving charity? 306 00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:17.360 - By no means. - I was just being humane. 307 00:26:17.360 --> 00:26:20.000 - There's still humane people around. - But Mr. Recep... 308 00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:21.228 Shaddup! 309 00:26:22.080 --> 00:26:25.120 In that case, let's accommodate you one week in our hotel for free. 310 00:26:25.120 --> 00:26:29.520 That's uneard of! I despise such offers. 311 00:26:29.520 --> 00:26:33.160 - You could at least... - Shaddup... dawg! 312 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:35.276 Brown noser! 313 00:26:35.360 --> 00:26:37.430 Loser! 314 00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:41.035 Get smart. 315 00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:45.238 Well, I'm off. 316 00:26:45.760 --> 00:26:48.149 I'll have to walk 700-800 km. 317 00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:55.080 Here's my card with my number. 318 00:26:55.080 --> 00:26:57.150 You can call me whenever you want. 319 00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:02.280 - Beware, I'll call whenever I want. - Whenever you want. 320 00:27:02.280 --> 00:27:04.840 - Whenever I need something. - Whenever you want. 321 00:27:05.120 --> 00:27:08.237 - You're just a phone call away. - It's fine. 322 00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:10.756 Muhsin Basaran. My man. 323 00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:13.878 - Good bye. - Good bye. 324 00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:26.076 - Yo. Got any smoke? - No, I don't smoke. 325 00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:31.880 Do hot babes come to this hotel? 326 00:27:31.880 --> 00:27:34.480 - Of course. - From where? 327 00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:38.758 Russia, Germany, Holland. Very hot chicks. 328 00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:40.319 Look, a tourjust came in. 329 00:27:52.760 --> 00:27:54.637 Are you perverse? 330 00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:57.833 It's the first time I see such a group. 331 00:29:20.280 --> 00:29:22.320 What's that on your leg? 332 00:29:22.320 --> 00:29:24.320 That's my birth mark. 333 00:29:24.320 --> 00:29:27.400 My mom's gift. I have it since I was very little. 334 00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:30.312 Looks like shit stain. 335 00:30:16.360 --> 00:30:19.477 Sibel, move it. 336 00:30:39.560 --> 00:30:43.480 Hello. Dear Muhsin. Listen mate. 337 00:30:43.480 --> 00:30:47.189 I've decided to rethink your hotel offer. 338 00:30:47.280 --> 00:30:51.239 - Your name. - I'm answering. Recep ivedik. 339 00:30:51.320 --> 00:30:55.029 Welcome. Mr. Muhsin has placed you into one of our best suits. 340 00:30:55.120 --> 00:30:56.030 Thanks. 341 00:30:56.360 --> 00:30:59.955 Our hotel is all inclusive. So let me put that on. 342 00:31:00.040 --> 00:31:02.235 What you mean "put on"? 343 00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:05.950 I'll put it on myself. 344 00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:15.478 Why are you coming along? I think I can find my room on my own. 345 00:31:15.560 --> 00:31:17.840 That's for sure but I have to show you around your room. 346 00:31:17.840 --> 00:31:20.149 - Why? - Manager's orders. 347 00:31:21.280 --> 00:31:25.000 All rooms are numbered. Do I look like an idiot? 348 00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:28.200 - Won't I find my room? - It's just procedures. 349 00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:29.633 Here's our room. 350 00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:34.080 - Hold it there. Step over. - Why? 351 00:31:34.080 --> 00:31:38.560 I don't let any other filthy male enter my privacy. 352 00:31:38.560 --> 00:31:41.000 - I was just going to show the room... - Show what? 353 00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:44.440 Is that an 80 m2 room? It's just a 20 m2 room, a sofa bed... 354 00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.200 ...a TV and coffee table. What's to show? 355 00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:51.352 You just want to go Indra Gandhi on me, you snake. 356 00:31:54.760 --> 00:31:56.478 I won't fall for that. 357 00:31:57.560 --> 00:31:59.073 Allright, sir. Here you are. 358 00:31:59.760 --> 00:32:02.991 Come over here. Attention! 359 00:32:03.800 --> 00:32:07.880 Where can I get in touch with the group that came in today? 360 00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:10.120 - At dinner. - When? 361 00:32:10.120 --> 00:32:13.080 - 8 o'clock. - Dismissed! 362 00:32:13.080 --> 00:32:15.310 Beat it! 363 00:32:18.760 --> 00:32:23.800 Get out of my way. I'm exhausted. 364 00:32:23.800 --> 00:32:27.315 These bags are heavy like corpses. 365 00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:31.075 The bellboy was going to carry them but you didn't let him. 366 00:32:31.360 --> 00:32:32.998 Just to avoid a tip... 367 00:32:33.080 --> 00:32:37.358 Money is the most valuable thing. You don't squander it away. 368 00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:41.276 Phone. Phone. 369 00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:46.471 Just answer it! 370 00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:52.190 To hell with you. You thickhead. 371 00:32:56.160 --> 00:33:00.358 Hello. Ahmet. Sibel? 372 00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:06.118 She's in the shower, dear. She's tired from the trip. 373 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:11.228 Don't worry. I'll make you both go along again. 374 00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:15.000 Of course, my child. May God never separate lovers. 375 00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:18.117 Good evening, my child. 376 00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:21.800 Good evening, my child. 377 00:33:21.800 --> 00:33:25.640 Open your ears. He's the best you can find. 378 00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:28.279 - His family is noble. - You mean rich. 379 00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:31.637 Of course. And he's very generous. 380 00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:36.351 You had a little fight and he sent us to a five star hotel. 381 00:33:37.120 --> 00:33:40.430 You should be grateful that you're lucky like this. 382 00:33:40.520 --> 00:33:42.397 Fuck such luck. 383 00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:45.160 You brute. You're not ashamed at all, are you? 384 00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:47.037 I don't want to hear such things again. 385 00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:42.878 You build a five-star resort but the bottles are like my dick. 386 00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:47.436 What good will that do? 387 00:36:56.120 --> 00:36:58.280 It's my door, so all is fine. 388 00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.560 - Pervert. - Shaddup! 389 00:37:00.560 --> 00:37:03.757 You're the pervert. Fatso. Get lost! 390 00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:15.360 All our guests are elite like you. 391 00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:19.478 There are only families here, it's very suited for children. 392 00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:24.956 There's no electrical phase in the room. Where's that bellboy? 393 00:37:25.640 --> 00:37:26.834 Where's the bellboy? 394 00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:32.000 Fadl, deal with it. Let me take you to your room. 395 00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:33.440 What's this? What's going on? 396 00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:37.956 It's the new trend. Idiot, I got locked out. 397 00:37:38.080 --> 00:37:40.594 You can't walk around like this. I'll take care of it. 398 00:37:41.680 --> 00:37:42.396 Come along. 399 00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:46.109 You were supposed to show me the room but didn't do a shit. 400 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:53.593 If it's that simple, why did you make me go downstairs... 401 00:37:53.680 --> 00:37:55.750 ...covered in foam, and disgrace myself? 402 00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:58.760 You didn't let me into your room. I would've told you. 403 00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:01.638 When you put your card in here you get power. 404 00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:05.877 I'll never set foot in that damn tub again. 405 00:38:06.080 --> 00:38:11.108 I'll wipe off my armpits and my testisterones every other week. 406 00:38:11.200 --> 00:38:12.394 That's it. 407 00:38:13.560 --> 00:38:15.994 - What time is it? - 11 pm. 408 00:38:16.240 --> 00:38:18.629 - So I missed dinner, huh? - Yes. 409 00:38:19.120 --> 00:38:23.160 I like the light in your eyes. Let's have a beer with you. 410 00:38:23.160 --> 00:38:25.560 I'd like to but the manager would get mad. 411 00:38:25.560 --> 00:38:27.680 Don't get me started with your manager. 412 00:38:27.680 --> 00:38:29.796 Don't get me started with your manager. 413 00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:32.400 I'm aggressive, I have complexes. 414 00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:34.231 I'll beat the shit out of your manager. 415 00:38:37.640 --> 00:38:42.998 Sit down. All sort of shit happened to me cause of you. 416 00:38:43.120 --> 00:38:44.520 - Why is that? - What do you mean "why"? 417 00:38:44.520 --> 00:38:49.196 I got out because of the card thing, thinking the room had no power. 418 00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:55.400 Just when I was taking care of it I got locked out. 419 00:38:55.480 --> 00:39:00.320 A fat, repulsive woman came along and called me pervert. 420 00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:04.598 There's one in your neighborhood just like her. I hate her too. 421 00:39:04.680 --> 00:39:07.200 I'm aggressive and have complexes. 422 00:39:07.200 --> 00:39:09.400 When I lower my shields I'm as tame as a cat. 423 00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:11.960 - You mean...? - You have to be kind to me. 424 00:39:13.200 --> 00:39:18.000 It's a very important day for our hotel. We have to be very alert. 425 00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:21.390 What's with that shirt? Button up. You should set an example. 426 00:39:21.640 --> 00:39:23.471 Where have you been? 427 00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:26.120 I was with Mr. Recep. 428 00:39:26.120 --> 00:39:30.440 That's great. From now on you're responsible of him. 429 00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:34.680 You'll follow his every step. If he causes problems... 430 00:39:34.680 --> 00:39:36.440 ...l'll hold you responsible. - Yes, sir. 431 00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:37.350 This is very important. 432 00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:41.000 It's very important for the tranquility of our hotel. 433 00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:44.595 - Yes, sir. - Great. Button up. 434 00:39:45.160 --> 00:39:46.275 Yes, people... 435 00:40:07.240 --> 00:40:11.074 Florance projection. Is this out of order too? 436 00:40:34.040 --> 00:40:35.920 What are you doing, you oaf? 437 00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:40.160 You closed the toilet. Do I have to piss in my pants in a 5-star hotel? 438 00:40:40.160 --> 00:40:44.039 It's not closed. We wrapped it and wrote "for your protection." 439 00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:46.709 Do you write everything you do? 440 00:40:47.080 --> 00:40:49.878 How dare you enter my private room? 441 00:40:50.040 --> 00:40:52.600 How can you violate my privacy, lady? 442 00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:54.990 You put up a "clean room" sign. 443 00:40:55.200 --> 00:40:56.792 Give me that. 444 00:40:57.400 --> 00:40:59.480 - What does is say here? - Clean my room. 445 00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:02.040 - Does that mean "clean my room"? - Yes. 446 00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:06.240 - What does it say here? - Do not disturb. 447 00:41:06.240 --> 00:41:09.277 Than I'm all "do not disturb" to you. Get lost. 448 00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.760 You're all blown up. Tie a cord around your ankle... 449 00:41:12.760 --> 00:41:15.228 ...and you could be sold as a balloon to kids. 450 00:41:16.240 --> 00:41:17.673 Buffalo! 451 00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:22.069 Rhino-shaped, tempered, curly Vampirella. 452 00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:24.956 Distorted pirana. 453 00:41:26.640 --> 00:41:29.393 Clean yourself before cleaning up the room. 454 00:42:40.560 --> 00:42:43.560 What do you think you're doing? Are you insane? 455 00:42:43.560 --> 00:42:45.240 - I was just... - This is a 5-star hotel... 456 00:42:45.240 --> 00:42:47.320 ...in case you didn't notice. - The hotel... 457 00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:49.356 Shut up! What are you babbling about? 458 00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:51.754 Get over here. 459 00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:54.840 - I'm sorry. - Boy, what are you doing? 460 00:42:54.840 --> 00:42:57.638 Are you insane? Take a load of him. 461 00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:00.957 Looks like he was born 5 minutes before monkeys. 462 00:43:01.680 --> 00:43:06.000 What are you doing at the pool? Just go to the trough. 463 00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:09.037 And wet yourself over there. Move it. 464 00:43:09.120 --> 00:43:11.680 Brother Recep, what happened? 465 00:43:11.680 --> 00:43:15.000 - There was this bee and... - You don't walk around the pool like that. 466 00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:17.640 I wasrt. There was this bee around my head. 467 00:43:17.640 --> 00:43:19.676 Come along. 468 00:43:26.400 --> 00:43:28.197 - How do I look? - Great. 469 00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:31.948 - Take a good look. - Cool. This is it. 470 00:43:32.040 --> 00:43:34.480 - Will you keep it on? - Yes. 471 00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:37.199 - Let me take off the alarm. - Why? 472 00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:38.759 Cause the alarms beep. 473 00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:42.230 Were the alarms on these when I bought them or not? 474 00:43:42.680 --> 00:43:44.720 - Yes, sir... - On them or not? 475 00:43:44.720 --> 00:43:48.110 These belong to me then and nobody can say anything. 476 00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:50.959 - But sir... - The alarms are mine. 477 00:43:52.120 --> 00:43:54.588 Allright, damn. Then keep them. 478 00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:59.391 Look here. You ugly duckling. Calimero. 479 00:43:59.640 --> 00:44:02.240 What do you mean "damn"? I'll knock your head in. 480 00:44:02.240 --> 00:44:03.992 It's alright, bro. 481 00:44:05.560 --> 00:44:07.278 Everything's fine. Chill. 482 00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:12.309 Let's get out. I'm getting irritated here. Out. 483 00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:16.633 Put these on Mr. Muhsirs tab. He's VIP. 484 00:44:16.720 --> 00:44:20.040 - Plus, I'm VIP. - What's going on? 485 00:44:20.040 --> 00:44:22.760 I'll leave a mark of my slippers on your leg like that. 486 00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:26.000 - Come bro. - What a crackpot. 487 00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:27.274 It's over, alright. 488 00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:29.271 Do you hear it? 489 00:44:30.240 --> 00:44:31.514 You see? 490 00:44:32.040 --> 00:44:35.350 That's what I'm trying to say. I love the sound of the alarm. 491 00:44:37.640 --> 00:44:40.234 Keep laughing like this. 492 00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:42.357 - Let me take that too. - What are you going to do with that? 493 00:44:42.520 --> 00:44:45.159 I thought if something's missing she might get fired. 494 00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:47.072 Let's go. 495 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:00.319 7-5. 496 00:45:16.520 --> 00:45:19.800 Bravo! Hello, I want to play too. 497 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:21.950 - You again? - Yes, me. 498 00:45:22.120 --> 00:45:25.040 I'm a guest here too. It's my right to play beach volley. 499 00:45:25.040 --> 00:45:27.240 Not in our team. Go play somewhere else. 500 00:45:27.240 --> 00:45:28.920 I'll play in the opposing team then. 501 00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:30.592 Dude, get out. 502 00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:34.155 - Get lost! - I'm playing here. 503 00:45:34.240 --> 00:45:36.959 Shaddup. Get lost. 504 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:40.680 Watch out for your positions. 505 00:45:40.680 --> 00:45:43.399 Let's take good positions and beat them good. 506 00:45:47.120 --> 00:45:48.189 Hit it. 507 00:46:21.200 --> 00:46:24.078 Mr. Recep's team has won. Here. 508 00:46:30.240 --> 00:46:32.959 Why the long face because you lost? 509 00:46:33.120 --> 00:46:34.519 What long face? 510 00:46:34.720 --> 00:46:38.880 We may be opponents on the field but outside we're friends. 511 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:42.760 - We're no friends. - I wanted to give you something. 512 00:46:42.760 --> 00:46:44.159 What? 513 00:46:44.240 --> 00:46:46.800 - This. - what am I supposed to do with that? 514 00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:50.110 - I won this for you. - Don't want it. 515 00:46:50.200 --> 00:46:51.880 - Will you please take it? - I won't. 516 00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:52.517 Please. 517 00:47:05.080 --> 00:47:06.832 We won! 518 00:47:31.120 --> 00:47:33.076 What's up here? Is this a cookhouse? 519 00:47:33.200 --> 00:47:36.040 - It's the open buffet line. - What's open buffet? 520 00:47:36.040 --> 00:47:39.953 You get in line and get as much of any food you like. 521 00:47:40.120 --> 00:47:43.880 Can I eat here as much as I like from any food? 522 00:47:43.880 --> 00:47:44.949 Of course. 523 00:47:45.120 --> 00:47:48.120 - Are you sure? - I am. 524 00:47:48.120 --> 00:47:50.920 - I push the limits. - Do so. 525 00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:53.320 I don't know any limits. That's my motto. 526 00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:55.720 - So it is. - Do we have a deal? 527 00:47:55.720 --> 00:47:56.835 Deal. 528 00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:04.000 Sister, don't grab food as if it were yours. 529 00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:07.515 How many dolma are still there? 530 00:48:08.040 --> 00:48:11.112 Are you starved or depraved? Why do you eat dolma? 531 00:48:12.240 --> 00:48:13.958 Beat it! 532 00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:28.160 What are you doing, Mr. Recep? This is outrageous. 533 00:48:28.160 --> 00:48:32.119 What's this? Please, go to the other side. 534 00:48:32.200 --> 00:48:34.714 What are you doing? Is this a way to eat? 535 00:48:35.680 --> 00:48:39.160 - You said open buffet. - Yes, but... 536 00:48:39.160 --> 00:48:41.200 You said I can eat as much as I want. 537 00:48:41.200 --> 00:48:43.560 - Yes, but... - why do you weasel out? 538 00:48:43.560 --> 00:48:45.680 Not at all. What weasel... 539 00:48:45.680 --> 00:48:47.120 - Shut up! - Mr. Recep. 540 00:48:47.120 --> 00:48:49.360 Shut up! 541 00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:53.120 Dear guests, please get food from the other side. 542 00:48:53.120 --> 00:48:57.875 Please. To the other side. Guys, take all these. 543 00:48:58.080 --> 00:49:02.710 What are you doing? This is no way to eat. 544 00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:04.520 What are you doing? 545 00:49:04.520 --> 00:49:05.873 Get lost! 546 00:49:08.040 --> 00:49:10.720 I don't understand why they let in such animals. 547 00:49:10.720 --> 00:49:14.120 What's not to understand? They got the big money. 548 00:49:14.120 --> 00:49:16.634 We had an uncle Recep in the hood, looked like an animal. 549 00:49:16.720 --> 00:49:18.950 He sat cross-legged in the Mercedes. 550 00:49:19.080 --> 00:49:22.709 Hello, bon appetit. May I sit down? Thanks a lot. 551 00:49:24.440 --> 00:49:27.512 I apologized for my stupidity earlier on with a cup... 552 00:49:27.640 --> 00:49:30.440 ...but I also got a döner plate prepared for you. Enjoy. 553 00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:32.954 Thanks, I don't eat meat. 554 00:49:33.560 --> 00:49:37.840 It's delicious. Made of veal rump and neck fat. 555 00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:38.989 I'm about to pass out. 556 00:49:39.080 --> 00:49:41.440 Why do you insist? She said she wouldn't eat. 557 00:49:41.440 --> 00:49:44.760 Why do you keep stalking us all day? I've had enough of you. 558 00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:47.797 I'll complain about you. Caveman. 559 00:49:48.040 --> 00:49:51.999 I do sports and aerobics every morning... 560 00:49:52.080 --> 00:49:55.675 ...eat healthy. I suggest you do the same. 561 00:49:56.240 --> 00:49:58.560 I'll leave this anYWay. Maybe the lady will eat it. 562 00:49:58.560 --> 00:50:01.320 Her stomach has several layers and her second chin... 563 00:50:01.320 --> 00:50:03.993 ...looks like a pelican beak. It's obvious that she's a heavy eater. 564 00:50:04.200 --> 00:50:06.998 - Bon appetite. - Monster. 565 00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:10.560 I want to add "Nice to meet you." 566 00:50:10.560 --> 00:50:13.438 Do I have any sagging parts? 567 00:50:16.200 --> 00:50:20.079 Yahya, you have to use 2 bottles. You can't fool the tourists like this. 568 00:50:20.160 --> 00:50:24.836 Yes. Smile while you're at it. Smile. 569 00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:29.440 - Hello, mate. - Welcome, Mr. Recep. 570 00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:31.640 I've decided to adopt a healthy lifestyle. 571 00:50:31.640 --> 00:50:34.154 I want to attend aerobics. When does it start? 572 00:50:35.680 --> 00:50:39.514 You and aerobics? It's at 8 am. 573 00:50:40.920 --> 00:50:44.680 Since I have sleep acnea, I can't wake up that early. 574 00:50:44.680 --> 00:50:47.520 - Could it be a little later? - No way. 575 00:50:47.520 --> 00:50:49.240 But I can wake you up at 8. 576 00:50:49.240 --> 00:50:52.869 Do you have any aerobic wear? 577 00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:56.595 I bought them recently, they don't stink or anything. 578 00:50:57.000 --> 00:50:59.230 You need a special outfit for aerobics. 579 00:50:59.520 --> 00:51:03.000 - I can get it for you. - Swear? 580 00:51:03.000 --> 00:51:04.433 - Sure. Don't worry. - Really? 581 00:51:04.520 --> 00:51:06.160 - I'll get them. - Would you swear? 582 00:51:06.160 --> 00:51:07.991 - Why should I? - Promise me. 583 00:51:08.080 --> 00:51:10.674 - Promise. - Will you really send me an outfit? 584 00:51:10.760 --> 00:51:12.880 - I will. - And if you don't... 585 00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:14.920 - Goodness gracious. - And if you don't... 586 00:51:14.920 --> 00:51:16.680 And if you don't... 587 00:51:16.680 --> 00:51:19.399 - If you don't you're a fag. - But why? 588 00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:21.948 - If you don't, you're a fag. - Allright. 589 00:51:22.080 --> 00:51:23.400 - Are you going to send them? - Yes. 590 00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:25.320 Take a scout's oath and I'll believe you. 591 00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:27.720 How do you do that? Something like that. 592 00:51:27.720 --> 00:51:30.120 Yes. Are you satisfied now? 593 00:51:30.120 --> 00:51:32.395 - God bless you. - Don't mention it. 594 00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:42.439 3. 4. 595 00:51:42.880 --> 00:51:48.273 Yes, ladies. Now lay down on your side. 596 00:51:51.520 --> 00:51:55.638 Up and down. 597 00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:04.157 Hello, teacher. 598 00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:07.000 Yes, sir. Please sit. 599 00:52:07.080 --> 00:52:10.760 Good morning, ladies. Let's burn our calories... 600 00:52:10.760 --> 00:52:14.036 ...and get rid of our fatsy tummies. Thanks. 601 00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:26.479 With this move we work our abs and intestinal muscles. 602 00:52:27.080 --> 00:52:29.799 Up and down. 603 00:52:33.840 --> 00:52:38.000 Unbelievable! How monstrous and stupid are you? 604 00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:42.480 We're working on bowel movements together with out instructor. 605 00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:45.278 I ate too much döner and now have gastro-induction. 606 00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:47.360 And it found it's way out. What's to do? 607 00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:50.440 I can't care less. You just ruined my exercise. 608 00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:53.240 Take a look at those tights. Gross! 609 00:52:53.240 --> 00:52:56.480 Helly, Mrs. Sibel. Today at 3 pm. Don't forget. 610 00:52:56.480 --> 00:52:59.720 - I won't. - He wears tights too. 611 00:52:59.720 --> 00:53:03.190 Why don't you condemn him? 612 00:53:03.680 --> 00:53:07.116 Please, these are no tights. This is scuba diving wear. 613 00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:12.599 Bullshit. Scuba diving wear, huh? It slides in, too. Doesrt it. 614 00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:18.950 Scuba wear was invented by French sailor Marcell Ducell in 1781. 615 00:53:19.040 --> 00:53:20.280 Shaddup! 616 00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:22.640 Marcell Ducell, my ass. Did I ask? 617 00:53:22.640 --> 00:53:27.240 This is common culture. And you're wearing a lady's outfit. 618 00:53:27.240 --> 00:53:29.959 You bought it wrong. 619 00:53:31.640 --> 00:53:33.119 I didn't buy these. 620 00:53:33.200 --> 00:53:35.589 That lousy manager gave them to me. 621 00:53:48.760 --> 00:53:50.034 What? 622 00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:53.040 What are you laughing at? What? Is it funny? 623 00:53:53.040 --> 00:53:54.758 This is aerobic wear. Is it any funny? 624 00:53:55.720 --> 00:53:58.359 I don't speak no Turkish. I speak German. 625 00:54:00.520 --> 00:54:01.953 Get lost. 626 00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:08.709 Psycho duo. 627 00:54:14.040 --> 00:54:18.033 This cove is called "the aquarium." 628 00:54:18.160 --> 00:54:20.480 It's been told that Cleopatra washed her hair here... 629 00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:24.234 ...and zeus sanctified Artemis in these waters. 630 00:54:24.320 --> 00:54:28.757 The cove is 55 m deep and has over 300 fish species. 631 00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:30.319 Did you count them? 632 00:54:31.720 --> 00:54:32.640 Excuse me? 633 00:54:32.640 --> 00:54:35.757 300 species you said and I'm asking if you counted them. 634 00:54:37.080 --> 00:54:39.640 - Of course. - Name them! 635 00:54:41.000 --> 00:54:43.240 I will. No big deal. 636 00:54:43.240 --> 00:54:48.633 Bluefish, gray mullet, sea bream, whiting, muraena, eel. 637 00:54:48.720 --> 00:54:50.597 Small bluefish. 638 00:54:51.080 --> 00:54:53.753 - Turbot. - Bravo. Turbot. 639 00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:56.191 Did I say bluefish? 640 00:54:57.160 --> 00:55:00.480 What happened to 300? 641 00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:03.199 Where are the other 291? Jerk! 642 00:55:03.880 --> 00:55:06.760 When you asked suddenly, I couldn't remember. 643 00:55:06.760 --> 00:55:09.593 I'll name them all after the dive. 644 00:55:09.680 --> 00:55:11.520 Are we ready for the dive? 645 00:55:11.520 --> 00:55:13.511 Let's go over the rules again. 646 00:55:13.640 --> 00:55:17.679 This means "up". This means "down". 647 00:55:18.720 --> 00:55:20.278 OK. 648 00:55:21.680 --> 00:55:23.875 This is "OK" to the boat. 649 00:55:24.280 --> 00:55:26.680 When we do this during football matches, it means... 650 00:55:26.680 --> 00:55:30.229 ..."Referee, may my head enter you." 651 00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:32.429 What are we doing now? 652 00:55:32.720 --> 00:55:35.075 Don't you ever leave the group. 653 00:55:35.280 --> 00:55:39.432 If you get stuck in a rock, I'm sorry but you make this. 654 00:55:39.640 --> 00:55:42.598 This makes me laugh all the time. 655 00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:44.830 Like this? 656 00:55:48.240 --> 00:55:50.515 You're joking again. 657 00:55:50.720 --> 00:55:52.836 AnYWay, let's get to know the equipment. 658 00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:57.632 This is the tank. These are the fins. 659 00:55:57.840 --> 00:55:59.478 Mask. 660 00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:03.277 I guess this is the snorkel. 661 00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:06.193 Why should there be a snorkel during a dive, idiot? 662 00:56:06.520 --> 00:56:09.080 You don't know anything about diving. 663 00:56:09.160 --> 00:56:12.072 Where's the regulator? Where's the BCD? 664 00:56:12.800 --> 00:56:13.994 Where's the government? 665 00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:16.277 What kind of a diving instructor are you? 666 00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:19.955 Jeez, an instructor like you I should... 667 00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:24.560 Here's another move to complete it. 668 00:56:24.560 --> 00:56:27.358 But I'll do that underwater. Jerk. 669 00:56:29.240 --> 00:56:31.680 Another interesting joke. 670 00:56:31.680 --> 00:56:35.160 AnYWay, if we're ready let's put on the tanks... 671 00:56:35.160 --> 00:56:38.596 ...and let's dive. Please. 672 00:56:43.480 --> 00:56:45.357 Diving is very popular in our family. 673 00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:48.637 My grandpa dived in the Bering Straits in 1942. 674 00:56:49.640 --> 00:56:52.920 Skindived to 50 meters. Just with a snorkel. 675 00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:55.150 He caught a bluefish with his hands. 676 00:56:55.720 --> 00:56:58.792 He was that kind of a guy. I'm not talking in vain. 677 00:56:59.080 --> 00:57:01.435 Put something on your head, you'll get cold. 678 00:57:02.160 --> 00:57:07.757 If it gets cold, let it go. The piss will warm you up. 679 00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:11.797 Sis, help me with that. 680 00:57:22.680 --> 00:57:25.433 Sibel, ask your mom if it's OK? 681 00:57:26.920 --> 00:57:29.832 No. I can't do this. 682 00:57:30.640 --> 00:57:32.358 I'll stay on the boat. 683 00:57:40.560 --> 00:57:41.993 I can't breathe. 684 00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:52.517 We press on this button and dive. Come on. 685 00:57:57.680 --> 00:58:01.673 Who came up with this diving? I'll die of worry. 686 00:58:09.160 --> 00:58:11.720 One, two, three, four. 687 00:58:12.760 --> 00:58:15.718 One is missing. Where's the hairy guy? 688 00:58:16.840 --> 00:58:18.068 Where's the guy? 689 00:58:21.080 --> 00:58:23.400 Where the hell is he? It's been 3 hours. 690 00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:24.799 He doesn't have that much air. 691 00:58:26.120 --> 00:58:29.317 He's not going to come. Why are we waiting? 692 00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:32.400 Do so many people have to wait for one? 693 00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:35.000 Yes, Captain. Let's go. 694 00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:38.920 I have blood pressure problems and need to take my pills. 695 00:58:38.920 --> 00:58:41.520 I don't care where that filth turns up. 696 00:58:41.520 --> 00:58:44.318 He'll find a sewer to surface. 697 00:58:45.080 --> 00:58:48.000 Allright, you go back then. I'll stay. 698 00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:50.958 In all these years I have never left someone back at sea and I won't. 699 00:58:52.720 --> 00:58:53.789 Son... 700 00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:59.990 ...from now on you're in charge. I'm staying. 701 00:59:10.200 --> 00:59:11.633 Cut! 702 00:59:12.160 --> 00:59:14.000 It's no good. 703 00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:16.514 Moan, not scream. 704 00:59:16.640 --> 00:59:20.952 And you'll do like this. 705 00:59:32.520 --> 00:59:34.800 - We're losing the light. - What light? 706 00:59:34.800 --> 00:59:35.835 Yo. 707 00:59:36.720 --> 00:59:39.560 - What are you doing there? - We're shooting a movie? 708 00:59:39.560 --> 00:59:42.233 - What kind of a movie? - Jack off movie. 709 00:59:43.640 --> 00:59:47.155 - What's with you? - I was looking for Manavgat. 710 00:59:47.560 --> 00:59:50.680 Turn your back towards me, stick your head into the sea. 711 00:59:50.680 --> 00:59:51.954 There's Manavgat. 712 00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:55.039 Be careful and don't let the voices overlap. 713 00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:57.320 That's the golden rule of movies. 714 00:59:57.320 --> 01:00:01.757 We have no overlapping voices but overlapping actors. 715 01:00:02.160 --> 01:00:05.232 The gendarmerie patrols this area a lot. Watch out! 716 01:00:26.640 --> 01:00:27.789 Good evening! 717 01:00:31.040 --> 01:00:34.040 You don't run around like this so late, my boy. 718 01:00:34.040 --> 01:00:36.080 I almost had a stroke. 719 01:00:36.080 --> 01:00:38.240 I apologize because of my outfit. 720 01:00:38.240 --> 01:00:42.000 But I have struggled for 17 hours all alone... 721 01:00:42.000 --> 01:00:46.640 ...in the raging blue waters with rays, sharks... 722 01:00:46.640 --> 01:00:51.400 ...and caretta carettas to make it here! 723 01:00:51.400 --> 01:00:52.560 Why didn't you wait up for me? 724 01:00:52.560 --> 01:00:56.840 We waited for hours. When you didn't surface, we had to return. 725 01:00:56.840 --> 01:01:00.958 Plus, when my mom got ill we had to. 726 01:01:01.320 --> 01:01:02.640 Sorry to hear. What's your disease? 727 01:01:02.640 --> 01:01:05.080 Thanks, I have blood pressure problems... 728 01:01:05.080 --> 01:01:08.629 ...and have to take my pills. The sun made me worse. 729 01:01:08.720 --> 01:01:11.880 And I get sea sick easily. I'm still swaying. 730 01:01:11.880 --> 01:01:14.235 Do you have headaches among the symptoms? 731 01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:17.515 Yes, a little. Why? 732 01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:25.269 Very bad. 733 01:01:26.040 --> 01:01:30.480 I had a grandma and she was chubby, whale-like like you. 734 01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:33.074 She said she had headaches and went to sleep. 735 01:01:33.160 --> 01:01:35.276 And she kicked the bucket around 3 am. 736 01:01:35.360 --> 01:01:39.478 Her body was swollen up like a pig and all purple. 737 01:01:39.560 --> 01:01:41.710 We tried to take her out with my grandpa... 738 01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:44.280 ...but she didn't fit through the door. They opened the window... 739 01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:47.040 ...and we pulled our pickup truck beneath it. 740 01:01:47.040 --> 01:01:50.271 We put her body through the window and on the truck. 741 01:01:50.360 --> 01:01:52.476 That's how she got to the morgue. 742 01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:56.520 Heaven forbid, you ill-omen. 743 01:01:56.520 --> 01:01:58.158 He's like bad news. 744 01:01:58.240 --> 01:02:02.438 That's life, lady. The pleasure is nice, but the pain is hard. 745 01:02:03.000 --> 01:02:09.440 Sibel, I fought at 47 meters with a herd of sea horses. 746 01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:13.000 Wrestled with two seals and whacked one of them... 747 01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:15.440 ...and got you this sea shell. 748 01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:18.876 Put it on your ear and you hear folk songs. 749 01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:24.508 Listen. 750 01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:27.320 Thank you. You didn't have to. 751 01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:33.040 I don't listen much to folk songs. I'm more into R&B and pop. 752 01:02:33.040 --> 01:02:36.640 Electronic discotronic style. 753 01:02:36.640 --> 01:02:39.313 Something like that. 754 01:02:40.640 --> 01:02:42.440 Have a good evening then. 755 01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:46.718 Eat less. You eat too much. You may drop dead any moment. 756 01:02:52.680 --> 01:02:55.400 You're gorgeous fiancee waits for you in Netherlands... 757 01:02:55.400 --> 01:02:58.760 ...but you accept sea shells from rednecks here. 758 01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:00.591 And then it is "Mom, don't get involded." 759 01:03:00.680 --> 01:03:03.638 I'll beat the living daylights out of you. 760 01:03:04.240 --> 01:03:07.869 Don't rub that on your face. He took it out of his crotch. 761 01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:09.956 You'll get infected. 762 01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:37.240 What's up, bro? 763 01:03:37.240 --> 01:03:38.880 Smell this. Is it alright? 764 01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:41.314 - What is this? - Room spray. Want some? 765 01:03:41.400 --> 01:03:43.960 - No, thanks. - Open your arms. 766 01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:46.796 Lift your other leg. 767 01:03:47.160 --> 01:03:50.000 Yes, that's more like it. That's how you should smell. 768 01:03:50.000 --> 01:03:51.194 - Let's go. - Where? 769 01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:53.191 - To the disco. - I have to pass. 770 01:03:53.360 --> 01:03:55.480 It's very important for me and I need you by my side. 771 01:03:55.480 --> 01:03:58.000 Thanks but I'm having problems with the manager. 772 01:03:58.000 --> 01:04:00.434 - I shouldn't come. - To hell with the manager. Move. 773 01:04:01.120 --> 01:04:02.840 Excuse me for tonight. 774 01:04:02.840 --> 01:04:04.114 What kind of a man are you!? 775 01:04:05.320 --> 01:04:06.958 What kind of a mind do you have? 776 01:04:07.320 --> 01:04:09.197 What kind of a brain you got? 777 01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:12.953 And most important what's with your heart, you beast? 778 01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:16.120 I'm telling you it's the most important day of my life. 779 01:04:16.120 --> 01:04:17.678 You have to stand by my side. 780 01:04:18.560 --> 01:04:21.358 Curse the day I met you! 781 01:04:21.440 --> 01:04:23.954 Curse the day I let you into my privacy! 782 01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:28.317 Beast! Dog! 783 01:04:33.320 --> 01:04:37.313 Let me take that, so I never be in need of a lowlife like you. 784 01:04:37.400 --> 01:04:39.152 Come on. 785 01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:40.879 Shameless! 786 01:05:04.320 --> 01:05:07.200 Hi Recep! Do you hang around such places? 787 01:05:07.200 --> 01:05:10.670 Of course. I'm a disco child of the 90's. 788 01:05:11.560 --> 01:05:12.993 Who's that retard over there? 789 01:05:13.640 --> 01:05:16.518 - He's one of our friends... - I'll find it out myself. 790 01:05:24.640 --> 01:05:26.870 I really need it. 791 01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:29.992 I'll make sure you relax tomorrow, don't worry. 792 01:05:31.640 --> 01:05:35.280 Hi. What's up? Who's this guy? Do I know him? 793 01:05:35.280 --> 01:05:39.193 - Hi, I'm Murat. - I'll beat you flat. 794 01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:44.593 What's up you tart? I'll make you fart. 795 01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:47.319 That's no way to talk... 796 01:05:47.400 --> 01:05:53.270 I got plenty of these lines Recep always "beep" your kinds. 797 01:05:54.400 --> 01:05:56.356 Are you a child to tease like that? 798 01:05:56.440 --> 01:05:58.237 I can tease you in very different ways, dude. 799 01:05:58.400 --> 01:05:59.833 Get on the dance floor if you have balls. 800 01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:03.470 Listen pall, I'll make you sorry and burry you in the floor. 801 01:06:03.760 --> 01:06:08.515 Cut that "burry you" crap or else I'll knock your head in. 802 01:06:09.000 --> 01:06:10.480 Step on the floor if you dare. 803 01:06:10.480 --> 01:06:11.560 - Come on. - Move! 804 01:06:11.560 --> 01:06:14.199 - Come on! - Move! 805 01:08:15.480 --> 01:08:18.000 - Bravo, you were great. - Thanks, mate. 806 01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:19.592 Be careful, it'll knock you out. 807 01:08:23.160 --> 01:08:24.593 I'll be fine. 808 01:08:46.400 --> 01:08:49.597 He's completely flipped out. 809 01:08:50.400 --> 01:08:54.320 Boy... wake up! 810 01:08:54.320 --> 01:08:56.880 You look like a stranded whale. 811 01:08:57.040 --> 01:09:00.680 - Is it morning already? - Yes. What are you doing here? 812 01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:02.120 Don't you have a place to sleep in? 813 01:09:02.120 --> 01:09:05.635 - Oh, mum. Was that you? - What makes me your mum? 814 01:09:07.240 --> 01:09:10.710 You're drunk and stink like pest. Alcoholic. 815 01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:13.639 Listen, I respect you because you're a mother. 816 01:09:14.240 --> 01:09:16.037 - Where's Sibel? - What's it to you? 817 01:09:16.120 --> 01:09:19.040 Stay away from my daughter. 818 01:09:19.040 --> 01:09:22.320 Or I'll place a complaint and get you kicked out of the hotel. 819 01:09:22.320 --> 01:09:25.800 - Mum, I'm going in. - Allright, my child. 820 01:09:25.800 --> 01:09:28.792 If it's good, I'll have it too. 821 01:09:29.000 --> 01:09:29.989 Fine. 822 01:09:33.400 --> 01:09:36.080 What kind of a talk is that? You're a mother. 823 01:09:36.080 --> 01:09:39.356 "If it's good, I'll have it too" and such. 824 01:09:40.560 --> 01:09:42.596 What a dirty talk is that? 825 01:09:47.800 --> 01:09:51.679 I'm very good. You'll be very happy. 826 01:09:58.920 --> 01:10:01.000 How can I help you, sir? 827 01:10:01.000 --> 01:10:03.360 I was just going to look for my friend, sis. 828 01:10:03.360 --> 01:10:06.680 Yeah, right. Is this a disco where you can look for a friend? 829 01:10:06.680 --> 01:10:07.749 This is a massage parlor. 830 01:10:07.920 --> 01:10:09.717 You can't get in without appointment. 831 01:10:10.040 --> 01:10:12.873 Is this like the massage parlor we visit with Salih... 832 01:10:13.000 --> 01:10:15.560 ...where the massage ends with a happy end. 833 01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:18.760 There hasn't been a single women who wasrt pleased by me. 834 01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:21.760 The secret is in my fingers. Magic fingers. 835 01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:23.240 Which room shall we put Mrs. Sibel? 836 01:10:23.240 --> 01:10:25.959 - Number 3. - OK, I'll get prepared. 837 01:10:35.320 --> 01:10:40.440 I have to take a shit. It's starting to get out. 838 01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:43.160 Where can I shit? Where's the mers room? 839 01:10:43.160 --> 01:10:45.151 Over there. Go. 840 01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:09.074 There's your happy end, jackass. 841 01:11:09.360 --> 01:11:12.272 Plus with these hands. Magic fingers. 842 01:11:30.920 --> 01:11:32.273 Hello. 843 01:11:33.240 --> 01:11:38.155 Another friend was going to come but I did. I'm sorry. 844 01:11:38.480 --> 01:11:39.959 I'll do your massage. 845 01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:42.153 Number 3 is full. 846 01:11:42.840 --> 01:11:46.355 I'm so sorry. Can I get you room 5? 847 01:11:46.440 --> 01:11:47.840 It's alright. 848 01:11:47.840 --> 01:11:49.478 - I'm sorry. - Never mind. 849 01:11:55.200 --> 01:11:59.637 First massage, ankle, heel, calf. 850 01:12:01.000 --> 01:12:02.877 Let's get your foot up. 851 01:12:06.680 --> 01:12:07.954 Nice. 852 01:12:11.160 --> 01:12:19.272 Now... there's someone in this hotel who's in love with you. 853 01:12:20.280 --> 01:12:21.952 Never mind his name. 854 01:12:22.760 --> 01:12:24.193 His name starts with me. 855 01:12:30.320 --> 01:12:36.873 All men look out to take shelter in a haven at some point. 856 01:12:37.000 --> 01:12:41.471 But at the same time desires a stormy sea. 857 01:12:42.920 --> 01:12:44.035 That's why... 858 01:12:49.520 --> 01:12:54.196 ...you're just the kind of woman a man could wish for. 859 01:12:57.280 --> 01:13:02.229 I would like to recite you a poem I wrote. 860 01:13:07.760 --> 01:13:10.672 I'd like to see the light in your eyes 861 01:13:11.200 --> 01:13:14.431 And the joy you bear inside 862 01:13:14.520 --> 01:13:18.354 You're like a festival I want to attend you 863 01:13:19.360 --> 01:13:22.989 You're like a rock festival where I want to set up a tent 864 01:13:23.640 --> 01:13:27.997 Recep says I want you 865 01:13:29.000 --> 01:13:30.513 How's that? 866 01:13:33.120 --> 01:13:36.999 Did you walk a lot yesterday? Why are your feet swollen? 867 01:13:38.240 --> 01:13:40.680 Did you get stung by a bee? 868 01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:43.956 Your feet have turned into hooves. 869 01:13:44.880 --> 01:13:48.680 Huh? Your legs are like Roberto Carlos'. 870 01:13:48.680 --> 01:13:51.320 Your feet have turned into cow hooves. 871 01:13:51.320 --> 01:13:53.197 There's something strange about you. 872 01:13:54.200 --> 01:13:58.239 You should have a birth mark here. Let me have a look at it. 873 01:13:58.320 --> 01:13:59.833 Just a second. 874 01:14:01.920 --> 01:14:06.880 It's here. Nobody said such beautiful words to me. 875 01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:09.030 What's going on? Who the hell are you? 876 01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:12.952 Don't make any stupid moves. I'll smash your head in. 877 01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:20.038 Darling, where are you going? Wait. Don't run away. 878 01:14:21.000 --> 01:14:22.718 Sibel, where on earth were you? 879 01:14:34.480 --> 01:14:36.994 Sir, stop, stop! Let me take a picture. 880 01:14:37.160 --> 01:14:39.037 I don't want any photos. Please. 881 01:14:39.640 --> 01:14:42.200 Just one photo as a token. 882 01:14:42.280 --> 01:14:44.794 I don't want any photos. Leave me alone. 883 01:14:44.920 --> 01:14:46.478 It will be perfect, trust me. 884 01:15:01.680 --> 01:15:04.480 I told you I don't want any pictures taken. 885 01:15:04.480 --> 01:15:07.200 Don't be shy. I'm the hotel paparazzi. 886 01:15:07.200 --> 01:15:10.636 Just one nice picture. Yes. 887 01:15:10.760 --> 01:15:14.320 - Do you get the pool too? - Yes. Beautiful. 888 01:15:14.320 --> 01:15:16.470 Let me pose for you. 889 01:15:17.120 --> 01:15:18.200 Very nice. 890 01:15:18.200 --> 01:15:23.194 - Count from three. - Fine. 3, 2, 1. 891 01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:27.110 - But sir, this is no good. - Get lost. 892 01:15:35.840 --> 01:15:38.513 Why to all nutcases swarm around me? 893 01:15:46.640 --> 01:15:48.437 You too? 894 01:15:51.840 --> 01:15:53.800 - How many megapixel is that? - Five. 895 01:15:53.800 --> 01:15:55.028 Five? 896 01:15:55.760 --> 01:15:58.149 - Let's get some pictures taken. - Fine. 897 01:16:06.640 --> 01:16:07.920 Why did you look that way? 898 01:16:07.920 --> 01:16:10.200 Your boob touched my arm and I panicked. 899 01:16:10.200 --> 01:16:11.800 I don't get well along with women. 900 01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:14.633 Yeah, right. A woman was chasing after you at the spa. 901 01:16:15.200 --> 01:16:19.671 What an pain in the neck. "Kiss me Recep, eat me." 902 01:16:22.240 --> 01:16:25.789 Plus, she's hideous. Ugly people have a right to be loved, fine. 903 01:16:25.880 --> 01:16:27.791 What am I supposed to tell her... 904 01:16:27.880 --> 01:16:31.509 ..."Rip out your heart, throw it into the toilet and flush it."? 905 01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:36.000 Let's get back to us. I want that picture, will you send it to me? 906 01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:39.117 - Sure. You got an e-mail address. - Yes. Memorize. 907 01:16:39.240 --> 01:16:49.115 Recep-*!? - Ivedik95"@.com 908 01:16:49.400 --> 01:16:51.197 Nonsense, there's no mail address like that. 909 01:16:51.480 --> 01:16:53.680 Why not? I got them when they first got out. 910 01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:56.040 I pressed on to many keys, that's why. 911 01:16:56.040 --> 01:16:57.234 But I always use this one. 912 01:16:57.840 --> 01:17:00.080 - My messenger ID is different. - Skip that. 913 01:17:00.080 --> 01:17:04.596 - Will you come to the show tonight? - I haven't decided yet. 914 01:17:05.360 --> 01:17:08.280 I'll take a look into my organizer and come if I'm available. 915 01:17:08.280 --> 01:17:11.200 - Will you go? - I think so. 916 01:17:11.200 --> 01:17:14.476 Let's meet there. Don't stay too much in the sun. 917 01:17:14.760 --> 01:17:16.520 Heaven forbid, you might get a sunstroke. 918 01:17:16.520 --> 01:17:20.115 Then headache, fever and then diarrhea. You know, the squirts. 919 01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:21.959 Be careful. 920 01:17:24.920 --> 01:17:29.471 There's so few photos, shoot more. Family photos, kid photos. 921 01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:35.155 How are you, boy? 922 01:17:36.160 --> 01:17:38.833 What is that uncle doing? 923 01:17:40.040 --> 01:17:42.998 Really, what is he doing? Look away! 924 01:17:43.360 --> 01:17:46.840 What's this photo doing here? Why did you shoot his photo? 925 01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:48.751 Go and play in the park. 926 01:17:53.480 --> 01:17:55.596 Yo. Yo. 927 01:17:55.680 --> 01:17:58.040 Look here. 928 01:17:58.040 --> 01:18:01.160 What are you doing cringed all up here? 929 01:18:01.160 --> 01:18:03.196 Come here, kitty. 930 01:18:04.120 --> 01:18:09.040 Sweet kitty. 931 01:18:09.040 --> 01:18:11.040 Brother Recep. Where to? 932 01:18:11.040 --> 01:18:13.395 I'll eat you. 933 01:18:14.720 --> 01:18:17.000 - To the animation show. - Let me take you there. 934 01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:19.240 Do I look like an idiot to you? 935 01:18:19.240 --> 01:18:22.869 You think I won't find a damn amphitheatre? 936 01:18:24.000 --> 01:18:25.797 - Take this here. - What's that? 937 01:18:26.200 --> 01:18:30.955 Clean it up from lice and fleas, and feed it. 938 01:18:31.040 --> 01:18:32.800 - Allright? - Yes, sir. 939 01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:35.439 Good for you. 940 01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:43.358 One more time. 941 01:18:44.000 --> 01:18:46.230 Very nice. 942 01:18:48.360 --> 01:18:51.520 Dear guests, we have 2 contestants on stage. 943 01:18:51.520 --> 01:18:54.920 Before choosing the final one, I'd like to remind you of the rules. 944 01:18:54.920 --> 01:18:57.760 The men have the balloons on their laps... 945 01:18:57.760 --> 01:19:00.480 ...and the girls sit on them. The fastest pair to break the balloon... 946 01:19:00.480 --> 01:19:04.598 ...will win the game. Now I'll chose the final contestant. 947 01:19:04.680 --> 01:19:08.920 A volunteer male. You, sir. 948 01:19:08.920 --> 01:19:11.753 No? Are there no man here? 949 01:19:18.160 --> 01:19:19.400 Welcome, sir. 950 01:19:19.400 --> 01:19:20.760 - Please, sit. - No. 951 01:19:20.760 --> 01:19:26.000 I've got nothing to do with this. I came through the wrong door. 952 01:19:26.000 --> 01:19:28.280 This is a game. Please, sit. 953 01:19:28.280 --> 01:19:30.316 - I've got nothing to do with this. - Very nice. 954 01:19:30.840 --> 01:19:33.638 Don't applaud! Don't! 955 01:19:33.760 --> 01:19:36.120 - I've got nothing to do with this. - Your name? 956 01:19:36.120 --> 01:19:39.590 - Recep. - Let's hear it for Mr. Recep. 957 01:19:40.680 --> 01:19:43.035 I want a volunteer lady for Mr. Recep. 958 01:19:43.120 --> 01:19:44.872 Thanks. God bless you. 959 01:19:47.280 --> 01:19:50.078 - Me! Me! - Please. 960 01:19:50.360 --> 01:19:52.430 No! Not that woman! 961 01:19:52.920 --> 01:19:54.399 I don't accept this. 962 01:19:57.440 --> 01:19:59.158 I won't accept this. Please, just a second. 963 01:19:59.400 --> 01:20:01.391 You asked for a lady and look at this. 964 01:20:01.480 --> 01:20:04.640 - Please, sit. - No. I'm not OK with this. 965 01:20:04.640 --> 01:20:08.030 - We're going to win. - Win what? 966 01:20:09.440 --> 01:20:12.716 - I'll devour you. - That's what scares me! 967 01:20:12.800 --> 01:20:15.314 - Then I'll eat you slowly. - No, thanks. 968 01:20:17.120 --> 01:20:18.348 Don't applaud! 969 01:20:19.560 --> 01:20:21.840 I count down from three and we start. 970 01:20:21.840 --> 01:20:23.637 Don't count! 971 01:20:23.880 --> 01:20:25.871 3. 2. 1. 972 01:20:33.920 --> 01:20:36.115 My testisterones! 973 01:20:37.640 --> 01:20:39.312 Stop! It hurts! 974 01:20:46.400 --> 01:20:48.356 Get off me! 975 01:20:51.320 --> 01:20:52.719 I'll punch your head in! 976 01:20:53.120 --> 01:20:55.395 Why do you laugh? Don't! 977 01:20:56.240 --> 01:20:57.320 Brother Recep! What are you doing? 978 01:20:57.320 --> 01:20:58.833 What kind of a woman are you? 979 01:20:59.200 --> 01:21:01.839 I've had enough of you! Rhino! 980 01:21:02.240 --> 01:21:04.470 - Come along. - Stop talking! Don't laugh! 981 01:21:30.320 --> 01:21:33.835 Mr. Recep, what are you doing? Is this a trough? 982 01:21:34.840 --> 01:21:36.034 Get out of there. 983 01:21:37.520 --> 01:21:40.318 Sorry, I got thirsty. I apologize. 984 01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:43.160 Enough is enough. They say you cursed at the audience... 985 01:21:43.160 --> 01:21:46.360 ...last night, during the show. - I didn't curse at all. 986 01:21:46.360 --> 01:21:47.634 Everybody was laughing. 987 01:21:48.040 --> 01:21:50.759 The lady was disgraced. What are you doing? 988 01:21:50.840 --> 01:21:53.920 I lost count of the problems you caused. 989 01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:56.798 Giving the finger in the photo. 990 01:21:56.880 --> 01:21:58.950 This hotel is not used to such things. 991 01:21:59.040 --> 01:22:01.315 This is a five-star complex. 992 01:22:01.400 --> 01:22:07.111 Hear me well. I'm aggressive, I have complexes. 993 01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:11.520 I don't give a damn if you're the manager and choke you. 994 01:22:11.520 --> 01:22:13.590 I'll tear down your hotel. 995 01:22:14.360 --> 01:22:17.079 Are you threatening me? Great. Please, leave the hotel. 996 01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:20.439 - Who are you? - I'm the manager of this hotel. 997 01:22:20.520 --> 01:22:22.590 Who are you? 998 01:22:22.680 --> 01:22:25.956 I'm a member of Karaambar Truckers Community. 999 01:22:27.200 --> 01:22:29.840 Karaambar Truckers Community, huh? What's that? 1000 01:22:29.840 --> 01:22:32.320 Who are you? Bandits? Do we live in the mountains? 1001 01:22:32.320 --> 01:22:34.595 How could you tear down the hotel? Who are you? 1002 01:22:34.680 --> 01:22:38.440 Karaambar Truckers whatsoever. Who are they? 1003 01:22:38.440 --> 01:22:42.069 You really spoke very harsh. 1004 01:22:42.160 --> 01:22:44.240 You took a grenade, pulled out the pin... 1005 01:22:44.240 --> 01:22:45.798 ...and you're holding it in your hand. 1006 01:22:45.880 --> 01:22:49.720 You couldn't scare me with your whole family! 1007 01:22:49.720 --> 01:22:51.950 Get out! Out! 1008 01:22:52.440 --> 01:22:55.352 Just say it and we'll bring down the hotel. 1009 01:22:55.440 --> 01:22:57.520 Start digging, mates! 1010 01:22:57.520 --> 01:22:59.192 Stop! 1011 01:22:59.560 --> 01:23:01.720 Whoa! Hold your horses! 1012 01:23:01.720 --> 01:23:03.480 But Mr. Recep, please. 1013 01:23:03.480 --> 01:23:05.869 What do you suggest I tell them? 1014 01:23:06.160 --> 01:23:08.200 Stop or move on? 1015 01:23:08.200 --> 01:23:12.040 Please, don't. I didn't mean it like that. 1016 01:23:12.040 --> 01:23:14.190 I just wanted to meet your friends. 1017 01:23:14.280 --> 01:23:16.240 That's why I said "who are those friends?" 1018 01:23:16.240 --> 01:23:18.760 That's what I meant. Welcome. 1019 01:23:18.760 --> 01:23:21.840 And they came to meet you. Introduce yourself. 1020 01:23:21.840 --> 01:23:26.755 - I'm Halil. Pleased to meet you. - Likewise, sir. 1021 01:23:26.840 --> 01:23:28.520 I'm Erim. The hotel manager. 1022 01:23:28.520 --> 01:23:32.115 Look, what a kind-hearted person he is. Welcome. 1023 01:23:32.200 --> 01:23:34.634 Don't mention it. 1024 01:23:34.920 --> 01:23:38.920 I'd like to talk to you in private when you're available... 1025 01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:40.751 ...babe. 1026 01:23:42.840 --> 01:23:45.752 Pleased to meet you, sir. Really. 1027 01:23:46.760 --> 01:23:49.957 I'm sure you don't have any questions about me anymore. 1028 01:23:50.040 --> 01:23:52.838 What questions? You are our guest, sir. 1029 01:23:53.560 --> 01:23:57.394 You don't have to be so formal. Drop the 'sir.' 1030 01:24:00.280 --> 01:24:02.271 He's very funny, huh? 1031 01:24:02.360 --> 01:24:04.430 Mr. Recep is a real joker. 1032 01:24:14.080 --> 01:24:15.513 Answer the phone. 1033 01:24:17.640 --> 01:24:20.074 Don't look at me, answer the phone. 1034 01:24:22.720 --> 01:24:23.994 Yes? 1035 01:24:24.160 --> 01:24:25.229 Yes, Ahmet? 1036 01:24:27.320 --> 01:24:29.390 Thanks, how are you? 1037 01:24:31.200 --> 01:24:33.111 Ahmet, I want to tell you something. 1038 01:24:35.440 --> 01:24:37.954 I can't marry you, Ahmet. 1039 01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:41.432 I'm really sorry. 1040 01:24:42.840 --> 01:24:45.070 I really tried. I tried to love you. 1041 01:24:45.880 --> 01:24:46.995 Give me that. 1042 01:24:49.000 --> 01:24:52.709 Hello? Ahmet, my dear, how are you? 1043 01:24:54.320 --> 01:24:56.640 Excuse her, she's young. 1044 01:24:56.640 --> 01:24:58.835 She's excited because she's getting married. 1045 01:24:59.840 --> 01:25:02.991 Don't worry. I'll talk to her and handle everything. 1046 01:25:03.120 --> 01:25:05.111 Have a nice day, my child. 1047 01:25:05.920 --> 01:25:07.876 What do you think you're doing? 1048 01:25:08.280 --> 01:25:10.160 I can't marry someone I don't love. 1049 01:25:10.160 --> 01:25:12.993 Are you going to disgrace me? 1050 01:25:13.080 --> 01:25:14.513 You're engaged. 1051 01:25:14.720 --> 01:25:17.951 You should've thought twice before forcing me to be with him. 1052 01:25:18.560 --> 01:25:22.640 Shame on you! I did it all for you. 1053 01:25:22.640 --> 01:25:25.029 I wanted you to have an easy life. 1054 01:25:25.560 --> 01:25:29.320 Enough! I'm sick and tired of thinking about these. 1055 01:25:29.320 --> 01:25:32.073 It was really stupid to accept this at all. 1056 01:25:33.040 --> 01:25:35.474 I want to marry someone I can love. 1057 01:25:35.560 --> 01:25:37.480 Why won't you understand? 1058 01:25:37.480 --> 01:25:43.112 Love won't still your hunger. Get to your senses. 1059 01:25:43.200 --> 01:25:45.316 You'll marry him as soon as we're back. 1060 01:25:45.400 --> 01:25:47.994 Talk as much as you want. I'm not marrying him. 1061 01:25:48.320 --> 01:25:50.629 You will and that's that. 1062 01:25:50.720 --> 01:25:52.800 Oh God. 1063 01:25:52.800 --> 01:25:57.078 Enough! I've had it of such stupid subjects. 1064 01:25:57.640 --> 01:25:58.993 I'm going for a swim. 1065 01:26:18.320 --> 01:26:21.200 I was walking by and saw you upset. What happened? 1066 01:26:21.200 --> 01:26:22.792 Nothing. Never mind. 1067 01:26:23.640 --> 01:26:26.200 You look upset. I saw it. What happened? 1068 01:26:27.160 --> 01:26:30.436 - Some people get on my nerves. - Who's that? 1069 01:26:30.520 --> 01:26:33.432 Anyone who gets on her nerve will get a beating! 1070 01:26:33.520 --> 01:26:35.590 I'll knock their face in. 1071 01:26:39.640 --> 01:26:41.320 What was that? 1072 01:26:41.320 --> 01:26:44.471 Sorry, there was too much gas in my stomach. 1073 01:26:45.400 --> 01:26:46.753 Look at me. 1074 01:26:52.840 --> 01:26:55.832 I see, there's something naughty underneath the beauty. 1075 01:26:57.680 --> 01:26:59.477 Can you do this? 1076 01:27:05.080 --> 01:27:07.799 Gross. Look. 1077 01:27:26.000 --> 01:27:26.876 Is that your mom? 1078 01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:28.149 Yes. 1079 01:27:29.040 --> 01:27:30.712 Hey! 1080 01:27:38.520 --> 01:27:39.953 Mum! 1081 01:27:51.000 --> 01:27:54.120 Help! There's a hairy monster on me! 1082 01:27:54.120 --> 01:27:56.160 - Mom. - I'm dying. 1083 01:27:56.160 --> 01:27:58.880 I can't breathe. 1084 01:27:58.880 --> 01:28:01.872 My guts. 1085 01:28:10.920 --> 01:28:12.240 Are you alright, auntie? 1086 01:28:12.240 --> 01:28:14.196 My ribs. 1087 01:28:15.400 --> 01:28:16.310 Idiot! 1088 01:28:16.840 --> 01:28:19.400 What makes you ride here? Is this a path? 1089 01:28:20.080 --> 01:28:22.514 Everyone's basking here and you ride between them. 1090 01:28:23.360 --> 01:28:24.190 Ox! 1091 01:28:26.480 --> 01:28:28.710 Get lost! 1092 01:28:41.880 --> 01:28:45.316 - Brother Recep. You're great. - Thanks. 1093 01:29:26.560 --> 01:29:27.675 Mum? 1094 01:29:31.680 --> 01:29:35.280 I almost passed away today. 1095 01:29:35.280 --> 01:29:36.679 Don't talk nonsense. 1096 01:29:37.440 --> 01:29:40.680 I was going to die before I saw you in a wedding dress. 1097 01:29:40.680 --> 01:29:47.438 Sibel, you're going to marry Ahmet, won't you? 1098 01:29:49.400 --> 01:29:51.516 Allright, mum. 1099 01:29:52.360 --> 01:29:55.750 - I'm not promising anything. - What's that supposed to mean? 1100 01:29:58.040 --> 01:30:01.589 Sibel, don't leave me here. 1101 01:30:05.360 --> 01:30:08.000 Brother Recep, here are your marbles. 1102 01:30:08.000 --> 01:30:12.152 Thanks a lot. Yo, nutty boy. Pour in a little vodka in here. 1103 01:30:12.240 --> 01:30:14.920 - Are you sure it's alright? - Nothing's gonna happen. 1104 01:30:14.920 --> 01:30:19.198 More, more, more. There, it's starting to kick in. 1105 01:30:20.080 --> 01:30:22.800 I ask the guy "why do you get me fainted... 1106 01:30:22.800 --> 01:30:27.237 ...and have the water affect me like concrete?" 1107 01:30:27.560 --> 01:30:29.391 He says "I thought you had fun." 1108 01:30:29.640 --> 01:30:32.871 I have panic attack. I can't put up with everything. 1109 01:30:33.360 --> 01:30:35.240 He said "You're right, bro." 1110 01:30:35.240 --> 01:30:37.595 I said "If I catch you on land I'll whoop your ass." 1111 01:30:38.240 --> 01:30:40.754 I'll turn you into one of those rings. 1112 01:30:40.920 --> 01:30:43.036 He got scared. Am I right, tourist? 1113 01:30:46.720 --> 01:30:48.597 You bounced on the water like balls. 1114 01:30:50.040 --> 01:30:52.156 Is that a nice word to use? 1115 01:30:52.400 --> 01:30:53.992 Is that nice? 1116 01:30:54.240 --> 01:30:56.959 What do you mean 'balls'? 1117 01:30:58.000 --> 01:30:59.592 Why do you drive me nuts? 1118 01:31:00.760 --> 01:31:02.193 Isn't that so? 1119 01:31:04.360 --> 01:31:06.510 I'll throw you one right in your face... 1120 01:31:06.640 --> 01:31:08.278 ...and make you smile all your life. 1121 01:31:08.440 --> 01:31:10.920 What's this, is he stupid or an idiot? 1122 01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:15.471 You say something and he makes funny moves. 1123 01:31:15.640 --> 01:31:17.400 The IV suits you very nicely. 1124 01:31:17.400 --> 01:31:19.834 Who's that? Isn't that Sibel? 1125 01:31:20.440 --> 01:31:21.873 Yes, that's her. 1126 01:31:22.160 --> 01:31:24.116 - Hold this. - What am I supposed to do with it? 1127 01:31:26.160 --> 01:31:27.479 - But no... - Just keep on. 1128 01:31:40.400 --> 01:31:41.594 Hello there. 1129 01:31:43.560 --> 01:31:44.470 Hi. 1130 01:31:45.240 --> 01:31:46.719 What's wrong? 1131 01:31:48.640 --> 01:31:50.320 Nothing, Recep. Forget it. 1132 01:31:50.320 --> 01:31:52.072 Did something happen to your mum? 1133 01:31:52.280 --> 01:31:55.113 Did she reject therapy? Is she in intensive care? What? 1134 01:31:55.560 --> 01:31:57.790 Mum is fine... but I'm not. 1135 01:31:59.680 --> 01:32:01.989 - What's wrong? - Forget it. 1136 01:32:05.000 --> 01:32:07.639 - Shall I tell you a story? - Yes. 1137 01:32:08.120 --> 01:32:10.920 There is this clown who makes all the crying people laugh. 1138 01:32:10.920 --> 01:32:13.480 Someday a crybaby goes to the doctor. 1139 01:32:13.560 --> 01:32:15.720 The doctor says "Go find that clown." 1140 01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:17.119 And the guy says "That's me." 1141 01:32:18.280 --> 01:32:20.032 What's that got to do with anything? 1142 01:32:20.680 --> 01:32:25.629 I didn't get that either. I don't like those crappy clowns. 1143 01:32:27.120 --> 01:32:29.280 There was this movie: "lt." 1144 01:32:29.280 --> 01:32:32.955 All kind of strange things. 1145 01:32:42.520 --> 01:32:46.798 Recep, I'm engaged. 1146 01:32:52.080 --> 01:32:54.594 - Engaged? - Yes. 1147 01:32:55.560 --> 01:32:56.834 So you're going to get wed? 1148 01:33:00.000 --> 01:33:02.309 - You know how families... - It's alright, Sibel. 1149 01:33:03.160 --> 01:33:04.798 - It's my mom's... - Hush, Sibel. 1150 01:33:05.360 --> 01:33:06.560 Sibel, don't talk, please. 1151 01:33:06.560 --> 01:33:07.629 But... 1152 01:33:10.480 --> 01:33:12.436 - But Recep... - Shaddup! 1153 01:34:23.720 --> 01:34:24.869 What happened Brother Recep? 1154 01:34:26.000 --> 01:34:28.150 - They're tormenting me. - Who? 1155 01:34:29.000 --> 01:34:29.876 People. 1156 01:34:31.000 --> 01:34:33.673 They talk crap, get on my nerves. 1157 01:34:35.040 --> 01:34:36.268 Then they annoy me. 1158 01:34:37.800 --> 01:34:39.870 Nothing's working out for me. 1159 01:34:40.360 --> 01:34:43.989 Did I put a spell on someone and it affects me now? 1160 01:34:45.800 --> 01:34:47.518 Everything's will be alright. 1161 01:34:47.640 --> 01:34:50.950 It won't. My whole life is such a knot... 1162 01:34:51.840 --> 01:34:53.592 ...that it won't be alright. 1163 01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:03.560 If we sit more like this, our testisterones will catch cold. 1164 01:35:03.560 --> 01:35:06.120 Then we won't have any kids. 1165 01:35:18.000 --> 01:35:21.520 I'm leaving now, pal. Got to hit the road. 1166 01:35:21.520 --> 01:35:24.120 Take care of yourself. 1167 01:35:24.120 --> 01:35:27.000 Don't let that ass of a manager oppress you. OK? 1168 01:35:27.000 --> 01:35:30.356 - OK, bro. - Recep lvedik got your back. 1169 01:35:30.440 --> 01:35:33.512 Allright, bro. I wish you didn't leave that soon. 1170 01:35:33.920 --> 01:35:35.638 It will be very dull without you. 1171 01:35:36.520 --> 01:35:39.273 I'm aware of that but have to go. 1172 01:35:39.720 --> 01:35:41.631 This place bears no meaning for me any longer. 1173 01:35:43.760 --> 01:35:46.957 - I have a last request from you. - Sure. 1174 01:35:49.200 --> 01:35:54.400 Give these to Sibel. Make sure she gets them. 1175 01:35:54.400 --> 01:35:58.029 Don't worry. These are yours. 1176 01:35:59.080 --> 01:36:01.200 - Is everything here? - It's all in there. 1177 01:36:01.200 --> 01:36:03.236 Food, shirt, slippers. OK. 1178 01:36:04.360 --> 01:36:05.679 Let me give you a hug. 1179 01:36:14.080 --> 01:36:15.798 - Is that the manager's car? - Yes, bro. 1180 01:36:17.000 --> 01:36:19.230 - Open the hood. - Don't, in the last minute... 1181 01:36:19.320 --> 01:36:22.596 Open it. Don't get me started with last minutes. 1182 01:37:27.760 --> 01:37:29.955 How could he leave with my battery? 1183 01:37:30.840 --> 01:37:33.070 How could he leave with my battery? 1184 01:37:33.880 --> 01:37:37.429 - But sir, I wasrt... - Shut up! Don't answer back! 1185 01:37:39.920 --> 01:37:43.760 How can you be this careless, indifferent and shameless? 1186 01:37:43.760 --> 01:37:45.318 Didrt I tell you to follow him? 1187 01:37:48.440 --> 01:37:53.840 You have no more leaves. All leaves gone. 1188 01:37:53.840 --> 01:37:57.594 To hell with your battery! You should've been more careful. 1189 01:37:57.920 --> 01:37:58.880 You're fired! 1190 01:37:58.880 --> 01:38:00.677 Bugger off! I quit! 1191 01:38:05.000 --> 01:38:08.360 - Did Mrs. Sibel leave? - Just a few moments ago. 1192 01:38:08.360 --> 01:38:10.271 They're going to the airport. 1193 01:38:37.200 --> 01:38:39.953 Mrs. Sibel! 1194 01:38:44.280 --> 01:38:45.269 What happened? 1195 01:38:46.120 --> 01:38:48.759 Brother Recep asked me to give you these. 1196 01:39:35.000 --> 01:39:36.797 Salih, are you facebook member? 1197 01:39:37.040 --> 01:39:38.598 No but if it's good I can join. 1198 01:39:38.720 --> 01:39:41.640 Never mind. It's full with morons anYWay. 1199 01:39:41.640 --> 01:39:42.834 I'm thinking of leaving. 1200 01:39:47.000 --> 01:39:50.470 Up, up. Little bit to the left. 1201 01:39:51.640 --> 01:39:53.870 - Is it good so? - Great. Perfect. 1202 01:40:02.440 --> 01:40:03.714 To the auto industry park, please. 1203 01:40:05.640 --> 01:40:07.312 Of course, babe. 1204 01:40:13.200 --> 01:40:14.880 Good so. Lower. 1205 01:40:14.880 --> 01:40:17.519 Lower I said. 1206 01:40:18.480 --> 01:40:19.833 What are you doing here? 1207 01:40:21.080 --> 01:40:24.231 Sir, I swear we're shooting an art movie. 1208 01:40:24.400 --> 01:40:27.198 - Art movie, my ass. - This is a cult movie. 1209 01:40:29.400 --> 01:40:31.356 I have two weaknesses. 1210 01:40:32.160 --> 01:40:36.000 One is alcohol. The other, women. Two. 1211 01:40:36.000 --> 01:40:38.040 I didn't get you. There's no woman in your life. 1212 01:40:38.040 --> 01:40:41.000 - How could that be a weakness? - Because there's none. 1213 01:40:41.000 --> 01:40:43.230 Since there is none I'm weak towards women.