1 00:00:39,338 --> 00:00:42,588 - Don't be a fag. - I won't. Fuck off. 2 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:46,127 - Alright. Come on. - Okay. 3 00:00:46,304 --> 00:00:48,842 - You're not moving. - Well, neither are you. 4 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:50,295 Jesus Christ, man up, would you? 5 00:00:50,474 --> 00:00:52,800 I'm closer to you than you are to me. 6 00:00:52,977 --> 00:00:54,601 How the fuck does that work? 7 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:57,440 Because, I'm doing some moving. You're not... 8 00:00:57,607 --> 00:00:58,769 You're an idiot. 9 00:00:58,941 --> 00:01:01,978 - You're an idiot. - Shut up. 10 00:01:04,405 --> 00:01:07,821 - Don't be a pussy. - I'm... I got it. 11 00:01:21,756 --> 00:01:25,006 - Okay. - Yep. 12 00:01:57,375 --> 00:02:00,826 - Oops. - It's alright. - Sorry. 13 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,632 This has been good. 14 00:02:10,805 --> 00:02:17,057 I like that we can go out for dinner and a few drinks and... 15 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:21,648 - It was, um... - Civilized. 16 00:02:21,816 --> 00:02:24,770 - Yeah. - Yeah. 17 00:02:26,821 --> 00:02:31,862 - It was great seeing you. - You too. Bye. 18 00:02:40,001 --> 00:02:43,998 - You... - Thank you. 19 00:02:44,171 --> 00:02:47,256 - Okay. - Okay. 20 00:02:47,425 --> 00:02:50,046 - Good night. - Good night. 21 00:02:50,219 --> 00:02:52,757 Get in safely. 22 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:56,513 - Bye. - Bye. 23 00:03:07,445 --> 00:03:11,110 - Hi. - Hi. 24 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:24,783 Do you want to come up? 25 00:03:28,507 --> 00:03:30,584 No. 26 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:35,552 It's not you, you're beautiful. It's late. 27 00:03:35,723 --> 00:03:41,097 I assump the ladies at work have warned you against me. 28 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:44,935 They probably say that I'm a bit of a... 29 00:03:45,107 --> 00:03:46,767 I've got a history with the women... 30 00:03:46,943 --> 00:03:49,434 and I think that it would be better for us both 31 00:03:49,612 --> 00:03:54,274 if you got to know me better. The real me. 32 00:03:57,161 --> 00:04:02,404 - How old are you? 24? 25? - 23. 33 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:06,201 Bloody hell. I'm 31 years old. Do you know what that means? 34 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:11,420 It means I can't be running around fucking all these girls. 35 00:04:11,592 --> 00:04:17,298 I don't even speak to them ever again. That's rude. It's immature. 36 00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:20,509 It's fucking embarrassing. 37 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:28,313 After a point you want this to be about more than just getting off. 38 00:04:30,736 --> 00:04:34,568 Do you know what I mean? 39 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,650 So I'm going to go. 40 00:04:36,826 --> 00:04:43,078 I'm going to ask you if I can call you later. 41 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:48,585 I'm going to walk you up to your door. 42 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:53,962 Oh, baby, you are so hot. 43 00:04:54,135 --> 00:04:55,084 Oh, I love you so much. 44 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:57,586 How did I ever get a girl like you? My God! 45 00:04:57,763 --> 00:05:01,179 This's been out for 4 days. It's starting to reek like milk. 46 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:04,684 I don't want to be a dick here, but stop living like a fuckin' pig. 47 00:05:04,854 --> 00:05:08,804 How many times do I have to ask you over and over? 48 00:05:08,983 --> 00:05:11,225 And, what is with the shoes? 49 00:05:11,402 --> 00:05:14,985 Look at... Pick up your fuck... Look at these shoes! 50 00:05:15,156 --> 00:05:17,825 These can't be all your shoes, man. 51 00:05:17,992 --> 00:05:21,076 Whose shoes are these, Dave? 52 00:05:21,245 --> 00:05:27,497 I've told him 4000 times! I'm not trying to be a dick here. 53 00:05:27,752 --> 00:05:30,871 Oh my God. You are so hot. 54 00:05:31,047 --> 00:05:33,205 You think she's hot, right? 55 00:05:34,342 --> 00:05:36,002 Let's go to our room. 56 00:05:36,177 --> 00:05:38,750 First, I'm gonna go to the kitchen for some cookie dough. 57 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:43,638 - We're going to have fun with some cookie dough? - I am. 58 00:05:43,809 --> 00:05:48,388 - What are you going to do? - I'm going to eat it. 59 00:05:49,732 --> 00:05:55,236 What are you doing home? Why don't you have a hot date? 60 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:04,360 What are you doing home tonight? You don't work tomorrow. 61 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,653 Why don't you go out? 62 00:06:05,831 --> 00:06:06,780 You can't hole yourself up like... 63 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:09,081 Anne Benet Ramsay, waiting for the Germans to leave. 64 00:06:09,252 --> 00:06:11,161 I mean, come on, it's Friday night! 65 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:15,287 You're young, for Christ's sake. Do you hear me? 66 00:06:15,466 --> 00:06:18,337 At least, go out and bang some whores! It's Friday night! 67 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:23,007 "Hello? Who dis? The party? Where you at? Oh yeah!" 68 00:06:26,394 --> 00:06:30,012 It's Tuesday. 69 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,265 Dave. 70 00:06:35,444 --> 00:06:38,778 Dave! 71 00:06:41,993 --> 00:06:47,118 So Inez looked pretty good tonight, eh? Pretty hot. 72 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:51,074 Pretty nice and hot. 73 00:06:55,089 --> 00:06:59,751 So, I was thinking... 74 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:06,923 do you want to come into my room? 75 00:07:07,101 --> 00:07:08,512 With us? 76 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:21,686 Alright. 77 00:07:43,554 --> 00:07:47,219 - Dude! - How'd it go? - Still going. 78 00:07:57,318 --> 00:08:00,402 Hey, Ken? 79 00:08:00,571 --> 00:08:06,823 - Will you do me a favour? - What? - Don't look in the medicine cabinet! 80 00:08:18,214 --> 00:08:20,752 I'm not one of those girls who never eats, I swear. 81 00:08:20,925 --> 00:08:22,799 Normally, my fridge is stocked, 82 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:28,509 but I drunk the other night and I lost my tips somewhere, so... 83 00:08:28,683 --> 00:08:32,182 I couldn't go shopping. 84 00:08:32,353 --> 00:08:37,394 I really hope that you don't think I'm retarded or a weirdo... 85 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:42,478 ...but all I have is wine coolers. 86 00:08:45,908 --> 00:08:48,067 - Teeth whitener? - Excuse me? 87 00:08:48,244 --> 00:08:50,071 Teeth whitener. Is that what it is? 88 00:08:50,246 --> 00:08:55,667 - In your medicine cabinet. - My teeth are too white? - No, I... 89 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,792 Oh, and there's a bra in my living room too, 90 00:08:57,962 --> 00:08:59,836 so you probably think I'm a big slob. 91 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,045 My teeth are white 92 00:09:02,216 --> 00:09:07,044 because when I was a kid I used to sleep under special lamps. 93 00:09:07,221 --> 00:09:13,473 - What? - I was scared so my parents bought me special lamps... 94 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:18,261 ...to help me sleep. But they just ended up making my teeth really white. 95 00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:19,520 Really? 96 00:09:25,072 --> 00:09:28,406 "Berrycuda." It's good. 97 00:09:28,576 --> 00:09:31,909 Quenchy. 98 00:09:33,122 --> 00:09:37,998 - So when you say "lamps"... - Oh, alright, I'm lying. 99 00:09:38,169 --> 00:09:42,213 That was a crazy lie. I don't know why I said that. 100 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:48,254 I'm just not used to having guys up here on first dates... 101 00:09:48,429 --> 00:09:50,303 Listen, listen. 102 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:54,257 I've poked around medicine cabinets while pretending to take a piss. 103 00:09:54,435 --> 00:09:58,053 Whatever you've got in yours isn't going to make me leave. 104 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:04,351 - You think I'm a slob, don't you? You can tell me. - No, I... 105 00:10:04,528 --> 00:10:09,025 Yeah. I think you're a slob. But who fucking cares? I mean, really. 106 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:14,621 That's not why I'm here, is it? Maybe 'cause I like you. 107 00:10:14,789 --> 00:10:16,912 And I don't care how messy you are. 108 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:22,539 Or that apparently the nanny from Muppet Babies has been over. 109 00:10:22,713 --> 00:10:25,465 Relax. I'm going to stop pushing for info. 110 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:28,883 You're going to chill out and stop worrying about what I think. 111 00:10:29,053 --> 00:10:34,011 We're going to laugh, talk and drink. How does that sound? 112 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:37,054 - Yeah. - Good. 113 00:10:38,187 --> 00:10:41,022 - There's one more problem. - What's that? 114 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:47,442 - I don't want to drink this. - Neither do I. It tastes like shit. 115 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,319 Come here. 116 00:10:54,036 --> 00:10:56,492 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Doesn't matter. 117 00:11:03,671 --> 00:11:06,625 - I think I'm drunk. You? - Maybe we waited too long. 118 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:07,997 Maybe we should have another shot. 119 00:11:08,175 --> 00:11:13,217 Ah, I'm just worried about... Do you think this is a smart? 120 00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:14,385 Alright, Gaylord, 121 00:11:14,557 --> 00:11:17,890 I understand, but listen up 'cause I ain't saying this twice. 122 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,682 I am not keen on getting back out into the dating scene 123 00:11:20,855 --> 00:11:22,646 since we both know every guy I've ever met has cheated on me. 124 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:25,436 - Except for me because we never actually... - Shut up. 125 00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:28,860 If I don't get some action I'm just going to end up 126 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:30,228 falling for some dickhead and be right back where I started. 127 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:35,745 Plus, the only man I can currently stand to look at is you. 128 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,829 Who has been hung up on some bitch who dumped you... 129 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:39,863 Don't call her a bitch. 130 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:43,623 Who dumped you 7 months ago and treated you like shit for 6 years. 131 00:11:43,794 --> 00:11:47,709 - 6 years and 4 months. - You need to get laid! 132 00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:50,420 - Okay, yes. Very, very badly. - Yes, I get it. 133 00:11:50,593 --> 00:11:52,918 And instead of worrying, 134 00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:56,381 just focus on the fact that your balls need emptying. Immediately. 135 00:11:56,557 --> 00:12:01,100 And that's it. That's all you think about because that's all this is. 136 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:06,691 - I don't want to jeopardize anything. - Look. Sometimes it's meaningful. 137 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:12,316 Sometimes it's caressing faces and fingers intertwined... 138 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:15,277 and whispering little secrets in ears. 139 00:12:15,451 --> 00:12:17,194 And sometimes a fuck is just a fuck. 140 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,786 It's grinding your shit, emptying your balls and falling asleep. 141 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:25,168 And that's what we are going to do to because that's what friends are for. 142 00:12:25,336 --> 00:12:28,539 So stop fucking up the game plan, down that shot, 143 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:31,122 and I am going to blow you. 144 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:35,168 You're going to...? 145 00:12:41,644 --> 00:12:45,095 You ready for this? Trim that shit up like we talked it about? 146 00:12:45,273 --> 00:12:48,108 - Uh, yeah. - High five. 147 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,695 Nice. 148 00:12:58,869 --> 00:13:04,872 I got so many bottles of wine when I got promoted. 149 00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:10,748 I was talking about the place. 150 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:16,677 Oh. Yeah. Right. This came with the promotion as well. 151 00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:21,507 The wine is great, too. 152 00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:27,354 I'm surprised, actually, because you hate wine. 153 00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:32,648 I like it now. 154 00:13:36,824 --> 00:13:41,320 Jasmine is going to kill me. 155 00:13:41,495 --> 00:13:45,659 - Why? - She's just being over-protective. 156 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,158 - I didn't tell anyone. - No? 157 00:13:48,336 --> 00:13:53,461 I figured they would tell me it was a bad idea or... 158 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:57,926 or get excited that we were getting back together. 159 00:13:58,095 --> 00:14:01,381 Or something. 160 00:14:02,892 --> 00:14:05,597 So, are you still see...? 161 00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:08,177 - Sorry. - No. Go ahead. 162 00:14:08,356 --> 00:14:12,188 Just... small talk. Nothing. 163 00:14:16,697 --> 00:14:19,367 This is stupid. 164 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:27,323 See? This doesn't have to be weird. 165 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,160 I honestly, I just kind of figured 166 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:33,997 that we'd get a little horny but then do the mature thing 167 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:38,919 - and go our separate ways. - I know. So did I. 168 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:42,131 No, you didn't. Look at the top you're wearing. 169 00:14:42,306 --> 00:14:45,177 Look at this outfit. 170 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:49,431 - Cleavage. I see it. - It's right there. 171 00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:52,357 That's my point exactly. See? That top is specifically designed 172 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,609 to get guys like me back to your place. 173 00:14:55,778 --> 00:15:00,155 - Guys like you? What does that mean? - Gentlemen who enjoy boobs. 174 00:15:00,324 --> 00:15:02,400 No. You're wrong there. 175 00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:06,325 This top is designed to make guys like you wish that 176 00:15:06,497 --> 00:15:07,991 you could come home with me. 177 00:15:08,165 --> 00:15:12,459 - I see now. - Catching up? 178 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:16,128 You wanted to fill me with regret. 179 00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,042 Regret is good. 180 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:22,262 And no intention of bringing me back to your place. 181 00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:26,262 - Nope. None. - I feel like a rube. 182 00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:30,478 It's been great seeing you. Give my love to Jasmine. 183 00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:34,430 - Say hi to your mom for me. - I will. 184 00:15:34,609 --> 00:15:36,897 Don't go anywhere. 185 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,279 - Andrew? - What? 186 00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:49,826 What's this? But it's your birthday. 187 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:56,251 I know. It just felt weird hogging all the attention. I love you, baby. 188 00:16:03,554 --> 00:16:08,346 - You're the best. - I am pretty good. 189 00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:12,467 Happy birthday. 190 00:16:12,647 --> 00:16:15,731 Good night, babe. 191 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,733 - Abby. - Andrew. 192 00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:28,113 - Abby? - Andrew? 193 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,905 I don't know if I'm feeling up to it tonight? 194 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,159 Is that a question? 195 00:16:34,335 --> 00:16:38,748 No. I'm saying I'm tired. 196 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,549 Honey, it's just that work's been really brutal lately. 197 00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:49,885 And I don't think the prescription's right in my new glasses 198 00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:54,555 'cause they make my eyes all drowsy and stingy. 199 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:59,143 And we had all that heavy pasta so I'm just not feeling up to it. 200 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:02,023 When will you be up to it? 201 00:17:02,446 --> 00:17:04,984 Are you looking for the specific date or...? 202 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:08,194 I mean, can it wait 'til tomorrow or the weekend? 203 00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:10,409 We haven't had sex in three weeks. 204 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:16,832 - It hasn't been three weeks. - When was the last time? 205 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,291 - Andrew! - Was I supposed to keep track? 206 00:17:20,464 --> 00:17:23,798 No. The answer should always be "last night". 207 00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,759 Nobody does it every night. 208 00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:28,004 Malcolm and Beatrice do. 209 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,466 They're chiropractors so you can't believe a word they say. 210 00:17:31,642 --> 00:17:35,094 - I love you. - I love you, too. 211 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:40,514 - I need orgasms, Andrew. - I know. 212 00:17:43,237 --> 00:17:45,989 Okay, we'll do it. 213 00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:52,325 We'll do it right now. I'm ready. Okay. 214 00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:56,115 I'm looking forward to it. 215 00:18:00,129 --> 00:18:04,423 - Honey? - I thought you were gonna start. 216 00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:10,595 No, I always start. I always have to instigate. You start now. 217 00:18:10,765 --> 00:18:17,017 But you already instigated so I thought that you'd start on me. 218 00:18:17,939 --> 00:18:21,771 No. Because I know your trick. 219 00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:24,516 - You never go down on me first... - Stop saying "you never". 220 00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:26,569 You wait until I go down first 221 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:32,991 and then you act all super hot and filled with passion... 222 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:39,412 and conveniently bypassing my turn. 223 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,622 - I don't think that's true. - It is so true! 224 00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:47,708 I can't believe that you're pretending it's not. 225 00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:52,215 - What's wrong with us? - No. I'll do it right now! 226 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:57,680 You want passion and instigation? Well, I am going for it! 227 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,109 What do you think of that so far? 228 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:08,144 Okay. 229 00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:12,648 That's good. 230 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,117 - You ready? - Yes. 231 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:27,751 - Are these new? - Yeah. 232 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:34,177 They look expensive. I thought we were going to consult on big purchases. 233 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:39,933 - Andrew... - I'm sorry. Okay. 234 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:03,634 - So... - Dave, I'm not going to be in the mix, so to speak. 235 00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:10,065 I know we didn't really talk about it. I'm just going to be watching... 236 00:21:12,363 --> 00:21:13,359 Good. 237 00:21:13,531 --> 00:21:16,567 Dave, know that I've always thought you were really cute. 238 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,696 - Yeah. - Okay. 239 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:24,497 And we don't always get along, and sometimes I fucking hate you, 240 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,825 but we're moving out soon. 241 00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:30,039 And we've always wanted this and now here you are. 242 00:21:30,214 --> 00:21:36,466 - And I think you are really... - She thinks that you are cute. 243 00:21:37,471 --> 00:21:40,805 We love each other so much. I love you baby. 244 00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:44,391 - God, you are so hot. - God, I love you. 245 00:21:44,562 --> 00:21:48,512 You are the hottest thing on earth. My God, how did I ever get you? 246 00:21:48,691 --> 00:21:53,483 We're going to make new friends today. 247 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,364 - There might be one problem. - Is it me? 248 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:02,951 She's hot, right? You think Inez is hot? 249 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:07,665 Yeah, she's great. You're great. 250 00:22:07,835 --> 00:22:14,087 There's something that may make you not want to do this... 251 00:22:30,524 --> 00:22:34,653 - Gord. - Huh? 252 00:22:37,031 --> 00:22:41,527 Oh, with that. That's the problem. I knew all about that. 253 00:22:41,702 --> 00:22:44,454 This is going to be great. I'm very exited. 254 00:22:44,622 --> 00:22:47,457 - You knew about... - Are you excited? 255 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,492 - Sorry, how did you know... - You are now, huh? 256 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,790 - Should l... - That'd be good. 257 00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:02,134 Oh my God. This is so hot. 258 00:23:02,306 --> 00:23:07,348 Just get right in there. 259 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,845 This is nice. 260 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:23,241 It's so amazing. Oh my god. 261 00:23:23,411 --> 00:23:27,989 Are you serious? 262 00:23:28,165 --> 00:23:32,626 - I said, are you serious? - Absolutely. 263 00:23:32,795 --> 00:23:35,500 - Really? - Yeah. 264 00:23:37,508 --> 00:23:42,336 - You're serious. - Yeah. 265 00:23:42,513 --> 00:23:48,717 Jamie, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry. 266 00:23:52,023 --> 00:23:56,352 Were you serious when you said you really liked me. 267 00:23:56,527 --> 00:23:58,603 Yeah. I was. 268 00:24:00,698 --> 00:24:06,950 - I bet you say that to all the girls. - Yeah, I do. 269 00:24:07,121 --> 00:24:09,826 Do you want me to lie to you? 270 00:24:09,999 --> 00:24:14,162 Yeah, I tell other girls I like them but with you I mean it. 271 00:24:14,337 --> 00:24:20,589 Well, how am I supposed to know the difference? 272 00:24:21,636 --> 00:24:26,463 - I respect you enough to put this away. - What? - Respect. 273 00:24:26,641 --> 00:24:30,140 But respect is like the opposite of liking someone. 274 00:24:30,311 --> 00:24:35,851 - Not all the time. - This isn't going like how I thought it would. 275 00:24:37,735 --> 00:24:40,938 Look... 276 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:44,067 all I'm trying to tell you is that I like you. 277 00:24:44,242 --> 00:24:47,112 That's all I'm trying to do. If we have sex tonight, great. 278 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:51,580 But if not, if you don't trust me enough yet, it's understandable. 279 00:24:51,749 --> 00:24:56,078 And if that means putting a halt to all this heavy stuff 280 00:24:56,254 --> 00:25:02,506 and going back to conversation, then I'm going to talk with you all night. 281 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:09,221 Listen! I want to know everything about you. 282 00:25:10,184 --> 00:25:12,640 For instance, what is this? 283 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,932 That is my cuticle massager. You weren't supposed to see that. 284 00:25:16,107 --> 00:25:18,812 Cuticle massager, wow. How's that work? 285 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,151 Ken? 286 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:26,366 We don't have to talk. I believe you. 287 00:25:26,534 --> 00:25:30,033 Really. 288 00:25:30,204 --> 00:25:34,581 Does this mean you don't like my conversation then? 289 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:40,586 No, I love the way you talk. We can talk after. 290 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:43,664 Okay. 291 00:25:55,438 --> 00:25:59,518 - Do you think about other people when we're making love? - What? 292 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:03,642 Sometimes I feel like you're not here. 293 00:26:03,821 --> 00:26:07,522 - I feel like you're somewhere else. - Where else could I be? 294 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:11,947 I'm sorry. You're right. Go ahead. 295 00:26:12,455 --> 00:26:15,409 Oh, thanks. 296 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,168 Is it because I'm not as neat? 297 00:26:19,337 --> 00:26:20,308 I'm sorry? 298 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,334 Are you not that into it because I'm not as neat down there? 299 00:26:22,506 --> 00:26:26,338 Who said I'm not into it? I'm doing my best. 300 00:26:26,510 --> 00:26:28,883 I only stopped waxing because you stopped going down on me. 301 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:31,047 I mean I would start doing it again if you did it more. 302 00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:34,343 Do you want to talk about how little I go down on you 303 00:26:34,518 --> 00:26:36,974 or do you want me to go down on you? 304 00:26:37,146 --> 00:26:40,681 Right, sorry. 305 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:52,034 You never look at me when I'm down here. 306 00:26:52,203 --> 00:26:54,990 - Well what, all four times? - I'm serious. 307 00:26:55,164 --> 00:26:59,032 - Do you think of other people? - No. 308 00:26:59,210 --> 00:27:02,828 Honey it's okay, you can say it. I do it. 309 00:27:03,005 --> 00:27:09,257 - You do? Why would you say that? - Only sometimes. And you do it too. 310 00:27:10,972 --> 00:27:14,091 Yes, I do. Sometimes. 311 00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:18,267 - Who? - Who? 312 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:22,103 - Yeah, who? - Who do you think of? 313 00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:26,687 - I could not list. - It's not the same person? 314 00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:30,278 No, it's like everybody I'll never have sex with. 315 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:33,901 Do you think of the same person every time? 316 00:27:34,078 --> 00:27:37,743 You do. Who? Malcolm? Because you think he's a doctor? 317 00:27:37,915 --> 00:27:43,076 - It's not Malcolm. - Well, then who? 318 00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:48,628 lan Ziering. He was Steve Sanders on Beverly Hills 902... 319 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:52,004 I know who he was. 320 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:57,137 Are you mad? 321 00:27:57,310 --> 00:28:01,224 - Let's just keep going. - Let's just do... 322 00:28:01,397 --> 00:28:04,315 It'll be good. I'm ready. Let's do it. 323 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:08,564 - Let's do this. - Yes. 324 00:28:08,738 --> 00:28:10,362 So where do you want to take it from. 325 00:28:10,531 --> 00:28:12,690 I don't know, do you want to start with a kiss or... 326 00:28:12,867 --> 00:28:14,610 I don't know, do you? 327 00:28:31,135 --> 00:28:33,970 - Okay, stop, stop. - What? 328 00:28:34,138 --> 00:28:36,925 - You can't do that. - Can't do what. 329 00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:39,673 - Look at me when you're doing that. - Why not? 330 00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:40,848 Because it makes me freak out. 331 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,345 I thought you said you liked it when... 332 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:49,395 With other girl it's like: "A hot girl looking up at me." 333 00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:55,157 But with you it's like, "That's Kris with my dick in her mouth." 334 00:28:55,326 --> 00:28:58,362 Let's just skip the blow job. 335 00:28:59,956 --> 00:29:02,363 Let's not get crazy here. 336 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:05,708 Let's put some music on. 337 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:08,832 What do you have in this thing? We need something hot and loud. 338 00:29:09,006 --> 00:29:12,921 - Can I just say one more thing... - We need music. 'Kay? 339 00:29:13,094 --> 00:29:15,501 Yeah alright. 340 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:20,091 We can just fast forward this one. This is... 341 00:29:20,268 --> 00:29:24,182 - You are so very gay. - You're the gay one. 342 00:29:27,358 --> 00:29:31,190 This one's better, right? We can... 343 00:29:31,362 --> 00:29:36,273 - I hate this song. - Why? - It was my song with Dimitri. 344 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:39,286 - Me and Jessica never had a song. - Well, you're lucky. 345 00:29:39,453 --> 00:29:40,782 I used to think it was nice... 346 00:29:40,955 --> 00:29:44,905 but then he would play it in jukeboxes and request it from wedding DJs. 347 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,919 And I was supposed to get weak in the knees and it was just so dumb. 348 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:52,381 - Do you have any rap? - Do you see how hot you are? 349 00:29:52,550 --> 00:29:55,255 I think we should leave this on 350 00:29:55,428 --> 00:29:58,761 and then you can pretend I'm him and then slap me around a little. 351 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:03,677 - Fuck off. - Sorry. Stupid. 352 00:30:05,813 --> 00:30:10,356 - Do you want to talk about it? - That's the one! 353 00:30:24,498 --> 00:30:28,164 - Is this okay that I'm here? - Yeah. 354 00:30:28,502 --> 00:30:34,292 I kind of cut right to the chase. We're good though, right? 355 00:30:38,179 --> 00:30:41,844 I don't want to feel like an asshole tomorrow. 356 00:30:42,016 --> 00:30:45,966 It's okay that you're here. 357 00:30:56,822 --> 00:31:00,073 So you're over me, huh? 358 00:31:00,243 --> 00:31:03,861 - Don't do that! - You're over me, right? 359 00:31:04,038 --> 00:31:09,957 - Yeah, Mia. - Eric, this is just fun, right? 360 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:13,253 Yes, agreed. 361 00:31:13,422 --> 00:31:18,797 - So we're cool. - Absolutely. Say no more. 362 00:31:19,303 --> 00:31:22,090 Say no more. Hello ladies. 363 00:31:22,265 --> 00:31:28,517 - Stop talking to my breasts. - I'm just being polite. 364 00:31:31,274 --> 00:31:37,063 You'd tell me, right? You know, if you still... 365 00:31:37,238 --> 00:31:42,529 You should just stop talking altogether. 366 00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:53,748 Didn't think that this would happen. 367 00:31:53,921 --> 00:32:00,173 - A thong. You're not wearing this for comfort, lady. - Shut up. 368 00:32:44,513 --> 00:32:47,717 Just grab it, just rip it. 369 00:32:47,892 --> 00:32:50,597 - Just go for it. Just rip it off. - What? 370 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:53,890 I'm just saying. Grab it and rip it and just take it. 371 00:32:54,065 --> 00:32:56,141 It's already off, though. 372 00:32:56,317 --> 00:32:59,935 Now it's off, but before... 373 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:06,032 It made sense before when I said it. That's all. 374 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:17,123 She really likes it when you grab her hair. 375 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:20,961 I said she really likes it when you grab her hair. 376 00:33:22,218 --> 00:33:28,470 I'm just saying, man, you don't have to be afraid. 377 00:33:28,891 --> 00:33:31,726 No, I'm good. 378 00:33:39,443 --> 00:33:44,152 I'm trying to give you something. When I say something, you should do it... 379 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:48,273 because I'm here, too. This is for me, too, right? 380 00:33:48,452 --> 00:33:51,987 It's not like fucking in front of the dog. 381 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:55,450 I'm not trying to be a dick, but I'm just saying... 382 00:33:55,626 --> 00:34:01,878 I'm sorry. I would like this to go smooth and be nice. 383 00:34:03,384 --> 00:34:06,800 So I will be over here. 384 00:34:08,222 --> 00:34:11,971 - I'm just going to grab this. - Yeah. Ah. 385 00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:19,312 Yeah, that's nice. Relax. Do whatever's natural. 386 00:34:20,776 --> 00:34:25,355 - Let it go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 387 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:30,782 Just who's that? 388 00:34:30,953 --> 00:34:33,575 Who's your new friend? 389 00:34:37,293 --> 00:34:41,160 - What, what happened? - I put hairspray on there. 390 00:34:41,339 --> 00:34:45,123 - The perfume was empty. Sorry. - It just tastes so strong. 391 00:34:45,301 --> 00:34:50,508 No more lovemaking shit. Nobody wants that caressing and touching. 392 00:34:50,681 --> 00:34:53,848 - I like to do that. - Nobody with a vote wants that. 393 00:34:54,018 --> 00:34:58,347 And we don't even caress, so I don't want you caressing her. 394 00:34:58,522 --> 00:35:03,184 So just get in there and just go for it. And have some fun. 395 00:35:03,361 --> 00:35:08,188 Treat her like a piece of meat, you know? Just sexy fun times 396 00:35:08,366 --> 00:35:13,324 Just exploring, just fun. It's an erotic ride. 397 00:35:13,496 --> 00:35:16,829 It's okay. Give it to me. 398 00:35:16,999 --> 00:35:19,751 What are you looking at me for? Give it to her. 399 00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:24,996 - Gord, I love you. - Oh, that is so hot. 400 00:35:25,174 --> 00:35:31,426 Oh my God. Just keep going. 401 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:43,857 I want to tell you something. 402 00:35:44,026 --> 00:35:49,732 - I'm in love with your sheets. - They're good sheets, eh. 403 00:35:49,907 --> 00:35:52,861 - I'm not wearing anything. - I know. 404 00:35:53,035 --> 00:35:57,163 - Have you got something? - I'm on something. 405 00:35:57,331 --> 00:35:59,538 - I'm clean. I swear. - I believe you. 406 00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:01,037 I get checked all the time. 407 00:36:01,210 --> 00:36:02,954 The girls at work would have told me if you weren't. 408 00:36:03,129 --> 00:36:06,712 I'll pull out just to make sure. 409 00:36:06,883 --> 00:36:08,377 Just tell me when. 410 00:36:08,551 --> 00:36:14,803 I promise not to ruin your fucking amazing sheets. 411 00:36:17,101 --> 00:36:20,636 I'll tell you something else. 412 00:36:20,813 --> 00:36:23,933 You are beautiful. 413 00:36:24,108 --> 00:36:27,477 I mean it, I mean it, I mean it, I mean it. 414 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:31,983 Your eyes, they're just like pools of hazel. 415 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:36,861 I'm sorry, I didn't... 416 00:36:37,038 --> 00:36:39,992 I don't usually... 417 00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:45,743 but you are fucking beautiful. 418 00:36:45,922 --> 00:36:51,164 Thank you. 419 00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:54,048 Wait a minute. I know that look. 420 00:36:54,222 --> 00:37:00,176 That's the look I give when girls say "I've never gone this far before." 421 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:02,013 I fucked this up, didn't I? 422 00:37:16,118 --> 00:37:19,737 Kris? 423 00:37:21,457 --> 00:37:24,244 Oh, Kristin. 424 00:37:29,799 --> 00:37:35,588 - Kristin Armstrong... - I need some dirty talk. 425 00:37:35,763 --> 00:37:39,428 It really gets me off. 426 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:44,511 Don't stammer with it. Just say that shit with conviction. 427 00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:47,014 I'm going to flip you over and break my dick off in that naughty ass. 428 00:37:47,191 --> 00:37:50,145 And I'm going so deep that it makes your breath smell like dick. 429 00:37:50,319 --> 00:37:56,571 And I'm going to come in your mouth so hard it shoots out of your ass. 430 00:37:57,743 --> 00:38:00,744 - I'm the... - Jesus Christ. 431 00:38:00,913 --> 00:38:02,989 I thought that's what you wanted. 432 00:38:03,165 --> 00:38:07,744 - Why would I want that? - 'Cause you're a filthy whore? 433 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,918 - Sorry. - It's okay. It's my fault. 434 00:38:12,091 --> 00:38:16,041 Just soldier on, buddy. 435 00:38:17,513 --> 00:38:21,890 You like that? 436 00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:32,106 - We should have sex, not talk about it. - It's not our fault. 437 00:38:32,278 --> 00:38:35,362 Maybe we're getting older and our sex drive's diminished. 438 00:38:35,531 --> 00:38:36,812 We're 26! 439 00:38:36,991 --> 00:38:40,526 - Yeah, but that's not 19. - On sexless days, you jerk off, no? 440 00:38:40,703 --> 00:38:43,538 Not every day. 441 00:38:43,706 --> 00:38:47,918 Yes, but having sex is different than jerking off. 442 00:38:48,085 --> 00:38:52,463 It's like a Powerbar versus a meal. 443 00:38:52,632 --> 00:38:56,499 And you have Powerbars, I've seen you. So don't say no. 444 00:38:56,677 --> 00:39:00,805 - Yes... - Right, so there you go. 445 00:39:00,973 --> 00:39:02,384 That is a crazy load of shit. 446 00:39:02,558 --> 00:39:06,770 We both masturbate, so then why don't we do it together? 447 00:39:06,938 --> 00:39:10,887 Why don't we have sex more? 448 00:39:13,903 --> 00:39:17,106 I think we both know that, 449 00:39:17,281 --> 00:39:21,943 I'm not that interesting in bed. 450 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:29,372 I see that I can't get you excited, so what's the point, you know? 451 00:39:29,627 --> 00:39:35,630 - What? - I've never been "Mr. Sex Guy". 452 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,635 I know two moves, that's it. You don't have to say it. 453 00:39:38,803 --> 00:39:43,548 If you were never good, then why would I be with you? 454 00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:48,303 Because you're afraid of being alone. 455 00:39:48,479 --> 00:39:50,768 What? 456 00:39:51,983 --> 00:39:57,143 You think the only reason that I'm with you is be... 457 00:39:57,321 --> 00:40:00,737 Oh my God. 458 00:40:00,908 --> 00:40:06,413 You think I'm with you because I'm afraid to be alone? 459 00:40:06,581 --> 00:40:11,077 - Kind of sort of true? - Are you asking me? 460 00:40:11,752 --> 00:40:18,004 Oh my God. If you think that the only reason we're together... 461 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:21,668 I thought you weren't attracted to me anymore, 462 00:40:21,846 --> 00:40:24,800 because I don't look as good as I did when we first met. 463 00:40:24,974 --> 00:40:27,845 No, baby. No. 464 00:40:28,394 --> 00:40:32,606 - I think you look better. - You do? 465 00:40:32,773 --> 00:40:35,443 - Well, yeah. Yeah. - Really? 466 00:40:36,611 --> 00:40:41,023 I mean, you gained weight... 467 00:40:43,242 --> 00:40:46,528 No, honey. I mean in a good way. 468 00:40:46,704 --> 00:40:51,580 You filled out. You don't look like a young girl anymore. 469 00:40:53,336 --> 00:40:58,626 No, no. I meant it... Arg! What do you want me to say? 470 00:40:58,799 --> 00:41:04,423 - I want this to work. - Me too. 471 00:41:08,142 --> 00:41:11,725 Maybe we're just bored, you know, after all this time. 472 00:41:11,896 --> 00:41:14,268 - I don't know about that. - Just admit it, please. 473 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:20,525 - Okay, maybe, yeah. - We should try something different. 474 00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:25,735 Okay, sure. Like what? 475 00:41:27,203 --> 00:41:29,361 Something exciting? 476 00:41:29,538 --> 00:41:32,954 Okay. 477 00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:36,826 You mean like do it in the bathtub or something, or...? 478 00:41:37,004 --> 00:41:41,500 I have the perfect idea. 479 00:41:46,889 --> 00:41:50,009 I want you to do anything. 480 00:41:50,184 --> 00:41:52,853 Anything you want to me. 481 00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:55,309 - Are you talking to me? - Yes. 482 00:41:55,481 --> 00:41:58,055 That means go for the ass, buddy. 483 00:41:58,234 --> 00:42:01,104 What, forgot I'm in here? Oh, no. Don't stop. 484 00:42:01,279 --> 00:42:03,686 I did not mean "go for the ass". 485 00:42:03,864 --> 00:42:07,280 I didn't want you to stop, I just thought you were close. 486 00:42:07,451 --> 00:42:10,025 I know I'm close. So just keep going. 487 00:42:10,204 --> 00:42:13,288 Come on. 488 00:42:13,457 --> 00:42:15,830 "Go for the ass" is not what I meant. 489 00:42:16,002 --> 00:42:19,003 Your hand. It's on me. 490 00:42:19,171 --> 00:42:24,546 I know, I just wanted to feel the rhythm of the thing. 491 00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,551 - Yeah. I don't... - There you go. 492 00:42:28,723 --> 00:42:33,100 - Go and sit over there. - Yeah, sure. 493 00:42:33,269 --> 00:42:37,765 - So the ass? - I did not mean "ass". - He's got everything else. 494 00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:44,192 And what does "Do anything to me" mean? 495 00:42:46,991 --> 00:42:51,154 I don't know. It doesn't mean ass. I'm not doing that. 496 00:42:51,329 --> 00:42:57,082 - You and I do it. - But this is different, it's... 497 00:42:57,752 --> 00:43:02,497 I think she's saying that you're too big. 498 00:43:02,673 --> 00:43:05,343 Is that what you meant? 499 00:43:17,772 --> 00:43:20,808 Slow down. 500 00:43:20,983 --> 00:43:24,767 If you want to control the speed, you can come back on top. 501 00:43:24,946 --> 00:43:29,940 - Can't keep up, Mary? - Slow down, I'm serious. 502 00:43:30,117 --> 00:43:35,029 - Too much for you, Nancy? - Stop calling me chick names! 503 00:43:35,206 --> 00:43:38,409 - Susie... Debbie... - Stop... 504 00:43:38,584 --> 00:43:42,167 Stop, stop, stop... 505 00:43:47,343 --> 00:43:51,008 I was going to come. 506 00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:55,723 - But you hadn't yet. - That's okay, Eric. 507 00:43:55,893 --> 00:44:00,555 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I just... 508 00:44:00,731 --> 00:44:03,483 I knew what I was doing. 509 00:44:03,651 --> 00:44:07,945 I just wanted to get your first guy out of the way. 510 00:44:08,114 --> 00:44:11,814 Just relax, okay. 511 00:44:15,538 --> 00:44:18,705 I'm going to get a drink, do you want one? 512 00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:24,664 Yeah, a drink would be great. Thanks. 513 00:44:27,425 --> 00:44:31,469 - What's the matter? - Are you talking to me? 514 00:44:31,637 --> 00:44:34,009 No. 515 00:45:18,059 --> 00:45:20,597 - Here you go, sailor. - Thanks. 516 00:45:23,773 --> 00:45:29,229 - Did you call,, my first guy"? - You're better after your first one. 517 00:45:29,403 --> 00:45:34,196 You aren't holding back. You're more present. It's more fun for me. 518 00:45:34,367 --> 00:45:37,700 You think you've got me all figured out, huh? 519 00:45:37,870 --> 00:45:42,082 You were talking to your penis before, weren't you? 520 00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:44,657 Yes, I was. 521 00:45:48,464 --> 00:45:54,300 - Can we take a break? - Sure, yeah. 522 00:45:54,470 --> 00:45:57,756 I've got to pace myself anyways, so. 523 00:45:57,932 --> 00:46:00,684 Okay. 524 00:46:08,651 --> 00:46:10,809 So... 525 00:46:15,992 --> 00:46:18,483 ...why me? 526 00:46:18,661 --> 00:46:24,331 We're going to be moving out. And Inez is familiar with you. 527 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:28,545 And I really wanted somebody and I knew you were well-equipped 528 00:46:28,713 --> 00:46:30,622 - so that was perfect. - How did you know... 529 00:46:30,798 --> 00:46:34,843 We've been living together for a while and I really don't like you anymore. 530 00:46:35,011 --> 00:46:38,214 I don't hate you but we used to be tight. 531 00:46:38,389 --> 00:46:42,766 I'm sure once we're not roommates I won't hate you anymore. 532 00:46:42,935 --> 00:46:44,643 We'll go back to being friends. 533 00:46:44,812 --> 00:46:51,064 But it's easier for me to see her doing this with someone I don't like. 534 00:46:56,032 --> 00:47:00,777 - Also, Gord finds you pretty attractive. - Right. 535 00:47:06,334 --> 00:47:10,746 You never had a problem with this. This we're very good at. 536 00:47:10,922 --> 00:47:15,002 Everything else on the other hand... 537 00:47:17,053 --> 00:47:20,587 - What do you mean by that? - You know what I mean. 538 00:47:20,765 --> 00:47:24,347 - Well sure but... - But what? 539 00:47:26,771 --> 00:47:31,267 When we weren't being physical we had problems. 540 00:47:31,442 --> 00:47:35,143 It doesn't mean that overall I didn't enjoy it, don't take it like that. 541 00:47:35,321 --> 00:47:39,568 Are you blaming that on me? 542 00:47:41,619 --> 00:47:47,123 - You think it's my fault? - It's not about you, Eric. 543 00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:49,580 Don't tell me what I think. 544 00:47:49,752 --> 00:47:52,919 Alright, so you do think it's my fault. 545 00:47:53,089 --> 00:47:56,588 I only know what you think because you make it so obvious. 546 00:47:56,759 --> 00:48:00,342 Stop it. I'm serious. 547 00:48:08,854 --> 00:48:15,107 - Are you still seeing that girl? - No, I'm not... 548 00:48:15,903 --> 00:48:21,443 I'm not too good at the one guy /one girl thing at the moment. 549 00:48:21,617 --> 00:48:27,869 I'm having too much fun. Besides, I wouldn't be here if... 550 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:32,866 - Are you seeing someone? - No. 551 00:48:33,045 --> 00:48:39,000 - What happened to that dude at work? - Which one? 552 00:48:39,176 --> 00:48:43,506 - Which one? - There was kind of two. 553 00:48:43,681 --> 00:48:47,430 You only mentioned Tristan. 554 00:48:47,602 --> 00:48:52,145 Real macho sounding. Did he wear fitted t-shirts? 555 00:48:52,315 --> 00:48:56,692 - No, stop it. - What's this other sissy's name? 556 00:48:56,861 --> 00:49:02,282 - It's not important. - Why, is he a friend of mine? 557 00:49:02,450 --> 00:49:04,988 - No. - Then tell me his name. 558 00:49:05,161 --> 00:49:07,699 - No. - Excuse me? 559 00:49:07,872 --> 00:49:11,205 Tell me his name. 560 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:15,076 Give it up, lady. Tell me his name, come on. 561 00:49:15,254 --> 00:49:17,924 F-Dog Mac. 562 00:49:18,090 --> 00:49:21,294 - Don't say anything. - F-Dog Mac? 563 00:49:21,469 --> 00:49:24,838 It's his rap name or street name or something. 564 00:49:25,014 --> 00:49:29,308 Jail name, what?! What the fuck is that? 565 00:49:29,477 --> 00:49:31,719 Look how jealous you are. 566 00:49:31,896 --> 00:49:36,558 I'm not jealous. I'm trying to figure out what the F stands for. 567 00:49:36,734 --> 00:49:41,147 - Why are you so jealous? - I'm not jeal... 568 00:49:41,322 --> 00:49:44,608 I'm not jealous. 569 00:49:44,784 --> 00:49:47,904 I just... 570 00:49:48,079 --> 00:49:54,331 want to make sure that you are treated, you know. 571 00:49:55,211 --> 00:49:58,378 I want you to be happy. 572 00:49:58,548 --> 00:50:01,667 I am. 573 00:50:02,843 --> 00:50:06,378 Well, good. Very good. 574 00:50:08,808 --> 00:50:13,968 - You? - I am very happy. 575 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:18,724 Really happy. 576 00:50:24,198 --> 00:50:29,359 - I'm sorry I stopped. - It's okay. I've got nowhere to be. 577 00:50:29,537 --> 00:50:33,700 You've slept with every girl at work. Is this how... 578 00:50:33,874 --> 00:50:39,035 I've not slept with every girl. I've never slept with Mariah. 579 00:50:39,213 --> 00:50:45,465 She got there before you. And Christina. I didn't fucking touch her. 580 00:50:45,803 --> 00:50:48,923 Shakira... 581 00:50:49,098 --> 00:50:52,681 Fuck, I'm lying. I'm reading your CD covers. 582 00:50:52,852 --> 00:50:55,094 Yeah, I've slept with everyone. Go ahead. 583 00:50:55,271 --> 00:51:01,523 I thought it would be different. I didn't think of all this intimacy. 584 00:51:01,986 --> 00:51:05,319 I mean it's not that I don't like you, I do. 585 00:51:05,489 --> 00:51:06,485 I'm so sorry. 586 00:51:06,657 --> 00:51:10,904 It's all on me. I rolled this shit out too early. 587 00:51:11,078 --> 00:51:14,245 I have no fucking idea why. I've... 588 00:51:14,415 --> 00:51:17,749 What kind of stuff do you usually say? 589 00:51:17,919 --> 00:51:23,921 Like, "You've got the best ass ever." Confidence boosters. 590 00:51:24,091 --> 00:51:28,753 - What do you think of my ass? - I think it's the best ass ever. 591 00:51:28,930 --> 00:51:31,634 - I'm serious. - I'm serious. 592 00:51:31,807 --> 00:51:37,727 You've got to believe me, I'm an ass man. So it's an "assterpiece." 593 00:51:38,773 --> 00:51:43,767 I'm going to go back in there with you on one condition. 594 00:51:43,945 --> 00:51:48,772 Stop it with the goosh talk, because I am a player and it fucks up me shit. 595 00:51:48,950 --> 00:51:51,405 Deal? 596 00:51:53,537 --> 00:51:57,156 - Deal. - Good. 597 00:52:11,931 --> 00:52:14,303 I know what you're thinking. 598 00:52:20,690 --> 00:52:24,308 I lied. I don't know what you're thinking. What are you thinking? 599 00:52:24,485 --> 00:52:28,068 Well for starters, where did you get that? 600 00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:34,491 It was a door prize at Michele's bachelorette party. I won it. 601 00:52:37,582 --> 00:52:40,997 - So... so you... - I wear it. 602 00:52:41,168 --> 00:52:44,502 - Right. And you... - I fuck you. 603 00:52:48,551 --> 00:52:51,468 You like a little finger up there, 604 00:52:51,637 --> 00:52:55,137 and you guide my hand back there when you're drunk enough, so. 605 00:52:55,308 --> 00:52:58,511 Well, that's a little bigger than a finger. 606 00:52:58,686 --> 00:53:02,185 - We'd use lube. - Really? 607 00:53:03,691 --> 00:53:09,694 You don't even want to try? 608 00:53:09,864 --> 00:53:14,407 You know, it... 609 00:53:14,577 --> 00:53:20,781 You have a G-Spot up there we haven't found yet. Aren't you curious? 610 00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:26,379 I have a what, now? How do you know that? Where is it? 611 00:53:26,547 --> 00:53:29,963 I have a what? 612 00:53:30,134 --> 00:53:34,346 I'm sorry I even brought it up. 613 00:53:34,513 --> 00:53:38,677 Okay. I'll put it away. And you can relax... 614 00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:45,228 I don't know what we're going to do. 615 00:53:52,782 --> 00:53:55,533 What's in it for you? 616 00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:04,870 There's a little vibrating thingy in this pouch for me. 617 00:54:07,171 --> 00:54:10,540 So, you could get off? 618 00:54:10,716 --> 00:54:13,254 Oh yeah. 619 00:54:24,105 --> 00:54:26,560 - Okay. - Really? 620 00:54:26,732 --> 00:54:29,603 Yes. Okay. Okay. 621 00:54:29,777 --> 00:54:32,897 Okay! 622 00:54:33,739 --> 00:54:38,567 Well, I'm going to... You lay down. 623 00:54:38,744 --> 00:54:43,453 Should we kiss a little bit first? 624 00:54:43,624 --> 00:54:47,207 I don't think that's going to get me any wetter. So... 625 00:54:47,378 --> 00:54:50,877 I'm just gonna... 626 00:55:16,073 --> 00:55:19,240 It's okay, baby. It's just the tip. 627 00:55:19,410 --> 00:55:22,861 That's what they all say. 628 00:55:24,248 --> 00:55:27,866 Just try to relax. 629 00:55:35,259 --> 00:55:37,929 Honey? 630 00:55:38,095 --> 00:55:41,299 I'm right here, baby. I'm not going anywhere. 631 00:55:41,474 --> 00:55:45,424 Okay, sure. 632 00:55:52,401 --> 00:55:55,687 Happy birthday, baby. 633 00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:10,074 - So, new game plan? - Yeah, just give me a second. 634 00:56:10,253 --> 00:56:14,961 - Anything I can do? - This has nothing to do with you. 635 00:56:15,132 --> 00:56:17,670 What you thinking about? 636 00:56:17,843 --> 00:56:21,094 I don't know, tits. 637 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:28,432 It is funny that that Jessica bitch thought of herself as an athlete 638 00:56:28,604 --> 00:56:30,098 just because she jumped horses. 639 00:56:30,273 --> 00:56:35,065 - What's that called? - Equestrian. 640 00:56:35,236 --> 00:56:40,823 Equestrian. The horse is the athlete. He's doing all the work. 641 00:56:40,992 --> 00:56:45,819 It'd be like if the Olympics make guys run the 100 metre dash carrying... 642 00:56:45,997 --> 00:56:49,496 a midget and then awarded gold metals to the midget. 643 00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:52,834 That's funny. 644 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:58,793 - I'm not thinking of her. - Okay. 645 00:56:58,968 --> 00:57:02,088 - I'm serious, I'm not. - Okay. 646 00:57:03,514 --> 00:57:08,935 - Want me to... - No, I've got it. 647 00:57:18,613 --> 00:57:23,073 Maybe we should just call it here. 648 00:57:23,242 --> 00:57:28,485 I will take the blame. Thought it would be a great idea. 649 00:57:28,664 --> 00:57:32,496 Let's stand it on a hand shake and blame it on the alcohol. 650 00:57:32,668 --> 00:57:36,880 I will not have you remembering this as the night my shit didn't work. 651 00:57:37,048 --> 00:57:38,921 I hate to break it to you, but... 652 00:57:39,091 --> 00:57:43,469 - It is not my fault. I'm freaked out. - Everything freaks you out. 653 00:57:43,638 --> 00:57:48,346 Everything? Did I not eat your ass but 20 minutes ago? 654 00:57:48,517 --> 00:57:51,187 You only did that because you felt like you had to. 655 00:57:51,354 --> 00:57:54,473 You only did that because you felt bad about the blow job fiasco. 656 00:57:54,649 --> 00:57:59,476 Hey, listen. Nobody eats an ass out of obligation. 657 00:57:59,654 --> 00:58:01,942 I know how you think. 658 00:58:02,114 --> 00:58:08,034 I'm not some bitch who in 6 years never took the time to know you. 659 00:58:08,204 --> 00:58:09,200 Stop calling her a bitch. 660 00:58:09,372 --> 00:58:13,868 You were trying to act all macho because I'm calling you a Gaylord. 661 00:58:14,043 --> 00:58:18,088 You grabbed my neck because I told you Dimitri always did it. 662 00:58:18,256 --> 00:58:24,508 We know everything about each other. And that's why you can't get it up. 663 00:58:25,471 --> 00:58:28,638 - Bet you didn't know I had a crush on you in Grade 4. - Yes, I did. 664 00:58:28,808 --> 00:58:32,640 But I was with Morris whatever. 665 00:58:34,939 --> 00:58:37,691 I had a crush on you in Freshman year. Bet you didn't know that. 666 00:58:37,858 --> 00:58:42,437 Yes, I did. But I was with Jessica. 667 00:58:42,613 --> 00:58:45,567 Wait, you knew? 668 00:58:47,618 --> 00:58:52,245 Now, I'm really out of here. This should never have happened. 669 00:58:52,415 --> 00:58:56,115 I didn't know you knew that. Where are my fucking pants? 670 00:58:56,294 --> 00:59:00,161 I thought we could just do this but it's getting... 671 00:59:00,339 --> 00:59:04,551 Put those fucking pants down. 672 00:59:04,719 --> 00:59:09,096 A fuck is just a fuck. Did not you say that? 673 00:59:09,265 --> 00:59:13,049 - Did you or did you? - Are you seriously asking this? 674 00:59:13,227 --> 00:59:17,439 We are bith horny. Let's do this. Then we can be best friends again. 675 00:59:17,607 --> 00:59:23,609 Right now, you are just a piece of meat. A hot pussy with feet. 676 00:59:23,779 --> 00:59:27,148 And to you I should just be a big cock with a face. 677 00:59:27,325 --> 00:59:31,322 And together we can do this thing. Just come back to bed. 678 00:59:31,495 --> 00:59:34,662 - It shouldn't be this hard. - But it is. 679 00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:38,533 But no, not if we just see meat... 680 00:59:38,711 --> 00:59:41,712 No, I mean it is hard. 681 00:59:47,094 --> 00:59:50,298 You know what's happening? 682 00:59:51,182 --> 00:59:55,974 He's pointing at you. He wants you back in this bed. 683 00:59:56,145 --> 00:59:59,810 If he could go like this, he would. 684 00:59:59,982 --> 01:00:03,980 So get back in this bed. We're going to fuck and that's all. 685 01:00:04,278 --> 01:00:06,567 It's about me not having to fall for some asshole. 686 01:00:06,739 --> 01:00:08,897 And it's about my balls needing emptying. 687 01:00:09,075 --> 01:00:14,947 Just me and my thing against you and your thing? 688 01:00:15,122 --> 01:00:18,491 You ready? 689 01:00:38,479 --> 01:00:44,268 - How you doing, baby? - Fine. How 'bout you? 690 01:00:44,443 --> 01:00:49,271 This vibrating thing is awesome. 691 01:00:49,448 --> 01:00:53,114 - Can I go deeper? - Oh, you know... 692 01:00:53,286 --> 01:00:55,955 Let me go a little deeper and find your G-Spot. 693 01:00:56,122 --> 01:00:57,865 My what now? 694 01:01:02,169 --> 01:01:07,544 - How's that, baby? - It's not... not bad. 695 01:01:22,106 --> 01:01:25,522 Wait, wait, woo, stop! 696 01:01:25,693 --> 01:01:28,896 - Let's take it down a notch. - I'm coming. 697 01:01:53,429 --> 01:01:57,842 Why are you going so slowly? 698 01:02:00,978 --> 01:02:04,264 I don't know. 699 01:02:11,113 --> 01:02:15,526 Do you want me to go faster? 700 01:02:30,716 --> 01:02:35,841 - Maybe we should go faster. - Yeah. 701 01:03:24,312 --> 01:03:26,933 - Oh nice work, man. - You, too, buddy. 702 01:03:27,106 --> 01:03:32,017 - Yeah, yeah, right there. - You like that, you filthy whore. 703 01:03:34,947 --> 01:03:40,024 - I'm going to come soon. - Oh my God, me too. 704 01:04:01,974 --> 01:04:05,059 You are so gorgeous. 705 01:04:19,575 --> 01:04:22,825 This is better than I ever thought. 706 01:04:22,995 --> 01:04:27,657 - You're so beautiful. - I love you. - I love you too. 707 01:04:41,639 --> 01:04:45,553 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 708 01:04:52,441 --> 01:04:55,395 - Fuck, you were amazing. - Me? 709 01:04:55,570 --> 01:05:01,275 I only made you come once. You made me come three times. 710 01:05:01,450 --> 01:05:06,527 - Holy mackerel. - So any notes? 711 01:05:06,706 --> 01:05:11,083 Well, there was one groan that was a bit much. 712 01:05:11,252 --> 01:05:14,621 - Really? - And you know which one. 713 01:05:14,797 --> 01:05:19,874 - It was like agh! - Shut up. 714 01:05:20,052 --> 01:05:26,138 - I didn't really buy it. - I'll keep that in mind. 715 01:05:26,309 --> 01:05:29,512 You know what you could do for me? 716 01:05:29,687 --> 01:05:31,810 Oh, no, baby. I'm still recovering. 717 01:05:31,981 --> 01:05:34,733 You can't go near me, I'm so sensitive. 718 01:05:34,901 --> 01:05:38,067 But you know what I would love? 719 01:05:38,237 --> 01:05:42,152 A scoop of ice cream with a cookie. 720 01:05:42,325 --> 01:05:46,073 And you could put it in a bowl and heat it up. 721 01:05:46,245 --> 01:05:50,457 You want ice cream, that's just adorable. 722 01:05:50,625 --> 01:05:55,619 - You may have to wash a bowl. - I don't mind. 723 01:05:55,796 --> 01:06:00,043 - Bringing it to me? - Bring it to you. - With a cookie? 724 01:06:02,178 --> 01:06:06,045 I'm really happy we did that. What's that? 725 01:06:06,224 --> 01:06:12,476 I mean, I'm happy we had sex. But I'm just happy that we... 726 01:06:12,980 --> 01:06:19,232 I'm gonna stop talking because it's clear that we both agree. 727 01:06:19,904 --> 01:06:26,156 I just hope it doesn't take you too long to recover because I'm ready. 728 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,415 You forgot my cookie. 729 01:06:38,422 --> 01:06:41,791 - Lift her leg. - Like this? 730 01:06:41,968 --> 01:06:46,179 - Just really pull it. - Like this? - Yes, oh God. 731 01:06:46,347 --> 01:06:51,139 I'm going to come I think. 732 01:06:51,310 --> 01:06:54,181 Oh here we go. Oh we did it. 733 01:06:54,355 --> 01:06:58,400 Oh, check me out. 734 01:07:08,953 --> 01:07:13,911 Oh, man that was awesome, you guys are so hot. 735 01:07:16,419 --> 01:07:21,544 Oh dude, I know we've had our differences but that was great. 736 01:07:21,716 --> 01:07:26,508 Oh and baby, you were so dirty, I was so hot. 737 01:07:43,154 --> 01:07:49,406 I'm gonna step out for a bit. If you need me, I'll just be... 738 01:08:23,361 --> 01:08:27,441 One gulp of juice. That's all you leave me. 739 01:08:27,615 --> 01:08:32,858 So I got to go buy the new carton? You think I'm an idiot? 740 01:08:33,037 --> 01:08:35,326 You think you're smarter than me, you big-dicked fuck! 741 01:08:35,498 --> 01:08:37,455 Please put some clothes on! 742 01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:47,384 I didn't hear the microwave ding. 743 01:08:47,552 --> 01:08:52,759 I'm confused. Were you massaging your cuticles? 744 01:08:52,932 --> 01:08:58,057 - You said you came 4 times. - I know. - Were you lying? 745 01:08:58,229 --> 01:09:02,227 No, I wasn't lying. It just... 746 01:09:03,651 --> 01:09:06,522 What? 747 01:09:06,696 --> 01:09:10,563 I can't come. 748 01:09:10,741 --> 01:09:16,993 And I try. I try. I try, it's like there's something wrong with me. 749 01:09:18,874 --> 01:09:23,583 It's supposed to be this fun casual thing. 750 01:09:23,754 --> 01:09:25,961 It's not. Not to me. 751 01:09:26,132 --> 01:09:31,339 It's so fucking overwhelming. It's so, so personal, I can't do it. 752 01:09:31,512 --> 01:09:37,764 I can't stop thinking. What do I look like? And what does he think? 753 01:09:38,936 --> 01:09:44,357 And I can't do it. I can't come. 754 01:09:47,445 --> 01:09:53,697 I'm just not a very sexual person. 755 01:09:56,746 --> 01:10:00,957 I'm sorry. 756 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:03,698 Hey, I'm really sorry. 757 01:10:04,462 --> 01:10:07,878 It's going to be all right. 758 01:10:12,053 --> 01:10:17,925 So, when you say you're not a sexual person... 759 01:10:19,101 --> 01:10:22,055 Alright, I'm lying. That was like a crazy lie. 760 01:10:22,230 --> 01:10:25,895 Not a sexual person. You are fucking lying. 761 01:10:26,067 --> 01:10:29,815 Don't be so upset because you couldn't make me come. 762 01:10:29,987 --> 01:10:36,191 That's not why I'm upset. There were plenty of girls I couldn't make come. 763 01:10:36,369 --> 01:10:40,532 - I trusted you, Jamie. - Yeah, that's not my name. It's Dora. 764 01:10:40,706 --> 01:10:46,958 But Dora was undercutting my whole hotness thing. So I changed it. 765 01:10:47,421 --> 01:10:50,339 You changed your name to Jamie Fox. 766 01:10:50,508 --> 01:10:55,668 How was I was supposed to know I was going to win all these Oscars. 767 01:10:55,846 --> 01:10:59,013 You're crazy. 768 01:10:59,183 --> 01:11:03,810 It's crazy to lie and try to fuck somebody. That never works. 769 01:11:03,980 --> 01:11:10,232 I know you like your girls innocent so I played the part of it. So what? 770 01:11:10,653 --> 01:11:13,025 I wanted to get fucked. 771 01:11:13,197 --> 01:11:18,654 I did not know you were going to get soft and make love to me. 772 01:11:18,828 --> 01:11:21,533 How am I supposed to come from that? 773 01:11:21,706 --> 01:11:26,451 And you're not the man I heard about. You are a fucking hypocrite. 774 01:11:26,627 --> 01:11:31,966 With your Jude Law scarf, and your dick in everything with a toe ring. 775 01:11:32,133 --> 01:11:38,088 And then you come up in here with your primo bullshit... 776 01:11:38,264 --> 01:11:41,348 ...and you're going to call me a liar? 777 01:11:41,517 --> 01:11:47,769 You didn't say one thing tonight that wasn't about you getting laid. 778 01:11:58,910 --> 01:12:01,317 - Hey. - I need the deeds, was it good? 779 01:12:01,495 --> 01:12:04,283 - No, it wasn't. - Was it bad? 780 01:12:04,457 --> 01:12:09,368 No, it was just a fucking trial, man. This whole fucking thing is lies. 781 01:12:09,545 --> 01:12:13,294 You know what I mean? Never again. I swear to God. 782 01:12:13,466 --> 01:12:16,835 Yeah, but was it worth it? 783 01:12:28,189 --> 01:12:33,527 - Could you not hear me? - That was great. 784 01:12:33,694 --> 01:12:37,359 I said, wait. I said stop. I... 785 01:12:37,865 --> 01:12:41,234 I said no. 786 01:12:44,789 --> 01:12:47,576 Oh, look at you. 787 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:54,002 I'm sorry. I was so close and you seemed like you were enjoying it. 788 01:12:54,423 --> 01:12:57,045 That's not the point. 789 01:12:57,218 --> 01:13:01,381 No, it's the principle of the thing. A girl says stop, you stop. 790 01:13:01,556 --> 01:13:04,391 This was supposed to be so that we could connect. 791 01:13:04,559 --> 01:13:06,717 So we could do something exciting together. 792 01:13:06,894 --> 01:13:08,803 But you're off in your own world again. 793 01:13:08,980 --> 01:13:11,268 Not listening to me, pretending I'm not even there. 794 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,563 I bet in your mind you were ass-fucking lan Ziering. 795 01:13:13,734 --> 01:13:18,277 Andrew. Did you enjoy it? 796 01:13:18,447 --> 01:13:23,868 - That's not the the point. - You came like gangbusters. 797 01:13:24,036 --> 01:13:28,912 How would you even know? You were too busy thinking of him. 798 01:13:29,083 --> 01:13:33,163 I know because I could feel you. 799 01:13:33,337 --> 01:13:35,745 Really. 800 01:13:35,923 --> 01:13:40,585 When I was inside you I could feel it when you came. 801 01:13:40,761 --> 01:13:45,589 That and I think you've got come all over yourself. 802 01:13:57,403 --> 01:14:03,524 Well, it wasn't not good. And it was great seeing you so excited. 803 01:14:03,701 --> 01:14:06,406 I can't remember the last time I saw you like that. 804 01:14:06,579 --> 01:14:11,157 And you were definitely making some new noises yourself. 805 01:14:13,794 --> 01:14:16,748 Honey. 806 01:14:16,923 --> 01:14:19,627 I'm not bored. 807 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:23,383 - Is that a question? - No, I'm saying. 808 01:14:25,473 --> 01:14:28,046 I'm not bored either. 809 01:14:39,028 --> 01:14:43,108 - I forgot, can we...? - Yeah. Sorry. 810 01:15:04,595 --> 01:15:07,798 So. 811 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,927 I thought this was what you wanted. 812 01:15:15,106 --> 01:15:20,064 I did. I do. You looked great, baby. 813 01:15:20,236 --> 01:15:23,272 - I love you so much. - I know. 814 01:15:23,447 --> 01:15:26,318 I know. 815 01:15:26,492 --> 01:15:30,905 Do you? She did all this for you. 816 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:35,292 No, we talked about this. She was excited, too. 817 01:15:35,459 --> 01:15:41,295 - She wanted this just as much as me. - I just wanted to make you happy. 818 01:15:41,465 --> 01:15:44,751 - I just wanted to make you happy. - You make me happy. 819 01:15:44,927 --> 01:15:50,301 Don't do that. Come on. Look at me. I don't deserve a hot chick like you. 820 01:15:50,474 --> 01:15:52,882 Every time we go out, everybody's looking at us like, 821 01:15:53,060 --> 01:15:54,685 "What is she doing with that guy?" 822 01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:57,096 Don't tell me you don't notice it. I see it. 823 01:15:57,273 --> 01:16:02,018 I just wanted to give you something you deserve. I wanted to be happy. 824 01:16:02,194 --> 01:16:03,772 That's why this was so hot for me. 825 01:16:03,946 --> 01:16:08,608 When I see people on the street look at us like that... 826 01:16:08,784 --> 01:16:11,951 Oh see, you do notice it. I knew it. 827 01:16:12,121 --> 01:16:16,333 Yes, I notice it. And I love it. 828 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:19,916 It makes me feel like I have this great wonderful secret. 829 01:16:20,087 --> 01:16:24,630 Like I know something that nobody else does. You are just for me. 830 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:30,257 But look at this guy. He's got the firm ass and cute nose. 831 01:16:30,431 --> 01:16:33,882 - Look at this shit. - Can we please...? 832 01:16:34,060 --> 01:16:40,312 It was nice and he's cute but I was just thinking of you. 833 01:16:42,568 --> 01:16:45,355 - Really? - Yeah. 834 01:16:46,364 --> 01:16:50,860 Yeah, but I'm... I'm a pervert. 835 01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:56,281 - So am I. - So am I. 836 01:16:56,457 --> 01:16:59,826 I like to steal people's shoes because the smell of them gets me really... 837 01:17:00,002 --> 01:17:03,003 - I love you. - Oh my God, you are so hot. 838 01:17:03,172 --> 01:17:07,585 - Baby, you are so hot. - You said that already. 839 01:17:07,802 --> 01:17:11,218 I love you too, baby. 840 01:17:12,557 --> 01:17:15,972 - I want you to do anything you want. - Anything? - Oh God, yes. 841 01:17:16,143 --> 01:17:19,595 I'm just going do you every which way I can right here on this bed. 842 01:17:19,772 --> 01:17:26,024 I'm going to pull your hair. And rip you and I'm going to hold you. 843 01:17:26,529 --> 01:17:31,440 Freaky ass love all over the place, baby. 844 01:17:31,617 --> 01:17:34,986 Okay, guys, I think I'm just going to pop out here quick. 845 01:17:35,162 --> 01:17:38,080 Oh, Dave, wait. 846 01:17:40,334 --> 01:17:44,664 I'm sorry for... I don't mean to be a dick. 847 01:17:44,839 --> 01:17:47,294 I know. 848 01:17:47,466 --> 01:17:51,511 And I want to thank you for fucking my girlfriend. 849 01:17:52,388 --> 01:17:55,923 - Alright. - There we go. 850 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:59,434 Our dicks are touching. 851 01:18:14,785 --> 01:18:17,455 Later, freaks. 852 01:18:17,622 --> 01:18:20,291 Goodnight, Perv. 853 01:18:21,959 --> 01:18:26,705 So, are we cool? 854 01:18:26,881 --> 01:18:29,586 - Yeah. You love me? - Yes. 855 01:18:29,759 --> 01:18:32,047 - Are you going to give it to me? - Oh, yes. 856 01:18:32,220 --> 01:18:38,472 - You'd do anything for me? - Anything you want baby. 857 01:18:39,518 --> 01:18:44,975 I was watching the two of you hug over there. 858 01:18:45,149 --> 01:18:49,692 And it was nice. Nice and hot. 859 01:18:56,077 --> 01:19:02,162 I just opened a new bottle, I didn't know what to pick. 860 01:19:03,626 --> 01:19:06,378 - Here. - Thank you. Cheers. 861 01:19:06,546 --> 01:19:08,834 Cheers. 862 01:19:11,342 --> 01:19:14,213 So you're off? 863 01:19:14,387 --> 01:19:20,639 I didn't want to impose. And I've got to be at work in the morning. 864 01:19:23,729 --> 01:19:26,849 Then I guess I'll walk you to the door. 865 01:19:27,024 --> 01:19:30,144 Yes. Okay. 866 01:19:32,446 --> 01:19:36,361 - Give my best to Jasmine. - I will. 867 01:19:36,534 --> 01:19:39,737 - Say hi to Fuck Dog for me. - Shut up. 868 01:19:43,457 --> 01:19:45,664 Okay. 869 01:19:57,471 --> 01:20:03,592 I might not be able to call you for a while. Work and everything. 870 01:20:03,769 --> 01:20:07,933 Yeah, me too. 871 01:20:15,323 --> 01:20:19,570 This has been fun. 872 01:20:20,953 --> 01:20:23,409 Yeah. 873 01:21:38,823 --> 01:21:41,859 Come here. Okay. 874 01:21:42,910 --> 01:21:46,445 - Yeah. It was fun. - Yeah. 875 01:21:48,666 --> 01:21:51,074 High five. 876 01:21:56,632 --> 01:22:00,001 Man, I am so drunk. 877 01:22:05,266 --> 01:22:08,018 Oh. Me too. 878 01:22:10,104 --> 01:22:12,975 Okay, night-night. 879 01:22:18,362 --> 01:22:21,814 Hey, Matt, listen. When I said that... 880 01:22:21,991 --> 01:22:25,241 what is this? 881 01:22:25,411 --> 01:22:31,663 I don't know what that is. Somebody's leaving CDs in my player. 882 01:22:33,336 --> 01:22:38,840 Fine, go ahead. I'm the gaylordiest Gaylord ever. Say it. 883 01:22:39,008 --> 01:22:42,211 I love this song. 884 01:22:45,097 --> 01:22:47,220 - You... - Yeah. 885 01:22:51,395 --> 01:22:56,223 - I'm not drunk. - Me neither. 886 01:22:58,653 --> 01:23:02,152 I'm sorry I keep calling her a bitch. 887 01:23:02,323 --> 01:23:06,237 - She is a bitch. - You're just saying that because I said it. - No, I'm not. 888 01:23:06,410 --> 01:23:11,749 You always say stuff after I say it just because you feel you should. 889 01:23:11,916 --> 01:23:14,122 I do not. 890 01:23:14,293 --> 01:23:18,836 Are you talking about when I said after you... 891 01:23:19,006 --> 01:23:22,541 Because I meant what I said. If you're saying I didn't. 892 01:23:22,718 --> 01:23:26,419 - Shut the fuck up, man. - You shut the fuck up. 893 01:23:26,597 --> 01:23:31,425 - Shut up. - You shut up. - Matt stop talking. 894 01:23:31,602 --> 01:23:35,386 You want to... 895 01:23:35,565 --> 01:23:39,147 We could do something else. 896 01:23:40,778 --> 01:23:44,728 Nothing else comes to mind. 897 01:30:14,714 --> 01:30:17,002 Hey, Dave. 898 01:30:17,174 --> 01:30:20,793 Dave, you awake? 899 01:30:20,970 --> 01:30:24,256 You are, aren't you? 900 01:30:24,432 --> 01:30:27,598 Nicey nice.