Okay, can you give me a level? Just talk to the mic,
Say something about life.
I grew up in London and one of my best friends
considers marriage to be a disease.
Well, he sounds like a smart person, right?
Alright , uh, we're ready.
It's all very professional.
Did Jeremy see all this?
Wait, is this how it will work?
p>
You asked me then bothered me?
Sorry, do you want me to do my work or not?
Well, I hope that might happen a little more fun
- a great day - I know!
Why did you do it?
That's how I do it, Jeremy. Look, you are welcome, of course,
to find all amateur hosts who will, uh, charge you through the roof,
If you want it to be done the normal way.
- This is under you, isn't it?
Ask me, as a local TV community, award winner , documentary
about the life of garden insects, to film your wedding video means,
I think, not respecting, and not because I work on television,
Therefore I can hold the camera while other people enjoy the day.
Which means?
- Yes, Jeremy, it's under me .
Marriage is more than commitment, it's...
a statement of love to the whole world.
So you're not worried about losing identity?
Madame... what will happen?
Giddings.
I'm not here to justify myself, right?
You are Jeremy This is called a documentary.
This is a wedding video!
I know I should just order it someone online
-Ah, so you don't respect my work? -Oh...
This will happen expensive lessons, no?
This will be our wedding gift.
Does Helen mean Alex?
-He is a normal professional. -Yes, God.
Doesn't that feel like society, media, politician,
they all encourage you to this for their own agenda?
Um...
No.
Can we take a break?
No, Jack, it's too far, no.
Come on, wait! Where are you... Where are you going?
Tired and not calm
exactly eight minutes.
Nineteen minutes! Cursed!
I know if you win, I don't will ever hear the end of this, will I?
Here we find these creatures
known as Ralphus, sleeping with his adopted brother, Albert. </ p >
Collectively known as unconscious people.
- what the hell
-Jacky. Oh, Jacky boy. - All right, Albert Okay. Just a joke, huh?
- Okay, listen... All right, all right. -I will kill you.
I'll take you to Chinatown. </ P>
- Come on. Do you feel it
-Do you feel it, Jacky? -Ahhh!
Did you submit it, Jacky?
-Jacky! Did you send -All right. All right. </ P>
Good. Listen, I submit. I leave it
Just go down, come down! </ P>
Stupid.
Two of three!
Ahhh! From the rope!
You think you can win without the elixir of life
p>
and challenge me on my own domain?
- I will be a champion!
Come on!
Men in plaid pants takes you down!
Oi! Oi! Oi! What are you doing?
Sports entertainment, wrestling for titles .
WWE, WWE,
WWE... Oh!
UFC.
Who wants coffee?
Yes, I will have some of those fresh things.
Have soy milk?
Good morning!
What You do it in my room?
We, uh, make you breakfast.
You will get married
I will get married.
My perfect day here
- You will get married!
You will get married
Oh, damn it! Oh, damn it! Oh, damn it! Ahhh!
-What is that? -I thought you broke my leg.
What...
Okay , let's start the perfect day...
HOW.
Silence! Father! I wake up
this is the day fun My baby will get married.
There are lots of things to do. Eloy, wake up!
Wake up!
Women, this is my house.
I wake up when I'm ready to wake up!
Okay, okay, I wake up.
Neil!
I don't know who you are,
but about two more seconds from getting serious blow!
- come out!
-That's all, we even, yes, Pete. -No no No.
No, You still owe me, until I get paid back...
Alright, honey
If there is comfort, you look very good.
-Oh, give my love to Suzanne. -Oh, damn it! </ P>
-All right. -Oh, you're fucking...
Yeah, keep going, laugh.
Ha!
- What, what is that?
Don't worry, man, I won't say a word.
I'm not
I swear I didn't do it.
Mate, he never, ever, Will hear from me, okay?
So you just drink, relax.
I'll just go downstairs > and give it a moment.
- {SHUSHES)
Ketchup! Yeah, very mature, guys!
Jesus!
Good... Oh!
-Morning. -Yes.
Do it, honey, yeah!
-Hey, bitches! -Hey, Sarah.
Hi.
-Today is a big day! Are you excited? -Yes.
At the end of this day, I will be Mrs. Alexandra Christina Fernandez-Giddings.
I know that will make us cousins,
But if I am not on inside with blood, I don't know If I marry this family, good luck.
-Thank you. -Just kidding.
Or maybe I'll be Mrs. Giddings-Fernandez.
Yes, do it. Rock on.
This is a little New Age, isn't it?
Where is Anisha?
-I thought she was with you? -No. I thought she came here.
-Great. - Well , when was the last time you heard from him?
-On chicken night -Do you think he's okay?
Yes, he will be here. He's been looking for going so far, trust me. </ P>
- I will only check my phone - Yes, me too. </ P>
Great. It's my wedding morning and one of my bridesmaids is gone. </ P>
- Oh my God. </ P>
Okay, he might miss her, But I guess this explains where he is.
I mean, really, Anisha?
Good. Just relax, I'll go tell everyone.
Whee.
It looks really delicious.
I'm sure Alex breakfast this morning.
The girls might cook for him.
What?
Do you, you know, with the man in the place your sleep?
Alex, I did nothing. He is just a fool with a stupid name,
Ralphus, make stupid comments.
Now Now, wait a minute. You know how sensitive I am about my name.
My mother's thoughts are running some things at the time...
What ? The ass
The killer shot
Alright, alright, so you think I'm stupid?
At least I didn't reject candy last night .
Marriage isn't only "once a ring on the finger" p.
Alright, how, how a guy in your bed this morning?
Alright, I'm a little confused about that.
Anyway, last night not even this type of night I thought it was pretty tame.
You were right, it didn't.
p>
-Can you two get ready? -Yes.
Delicious. Mmm.
I have good news and bad news.
-Why isn't there only good news? -What is that?
Well, I think it started on the night of the chicken.
The party was amazing. </ P>
That's really everything. </ P>
We really beat ourselves. </ P>
But you know Anisha, he was never satisfied
Then what happened?
- This is chicken night?
I'm sorry, what exactly do you want to say to us?
Anisha and the stripper have run away together
He will send a video for you?
- Yeah, Anisha will. - Oh.
Yes, I'm sure of that. < br /> God, Anisha, come on.
So what's the good news?
Oh yeah. Prada sales, 50% discount.
Ooh , really?
A bond between two people who love each other,
and their day becomes more than just a partner.
Some of what? </ P>
Why don't you marry Helen? </ P>
I ask a question. So, do you think marriage is just a waste? </ P>
Obviously you did. </ P>
Anda melihatnya dalam pikiran Anda 1.000 kali.
Refine every little detail.
A white dress that flows, and a horse carriage, a large cathedral...
So how close will this be dream?
Alright, I know I got that white dress.
I love her and I'm proud to say that to the whole world,
and if it's useless, well, my book is for pedicure.
As for other things, church, dress, cake...
I just want that's true for him.
The day itself is a bigger deal for the man.
Are you serious?
That's ridiculous.
Come on. The appearance of emotions is wide open? </ P>
How often do men do that? </ P>
People might think of getting married,
but girls dream marriage.
Emotions? aren't most men pushed by their penis?
Yes. Maybe.
But Jeremy is different.
Oh my God, you smell, man What did you eat? Rhino? </ P>
-Why do we have to smoke here? -Because he doesn't like it, </ p >
so we always smoke here
Say it comes through ventilation, he will blame the neighbor.
I thought I had double-flusher. </ p >
Something has changed in my stomach. It must be nerve.
What are you nervous about?
I don't know
This time tomorrow, everything ends for Jeremy.
You are right, actually.
You know, we will be free, single, get a woman, and she will be finished
Tidak ada lagi satu malam berdiri.
No more sneaking out in the morning before scolding
No one else tells them, "I'll call you", and doesn't call
In theory, there are no more lies. Point.
-Yeah, I can't handle it -I will hate it
Never marry, I .
I'll tell you what, Alex is a good girl.
-See after he's fine. - Join all his friends.
-Dynamite in a sack, he said. -So good. </ P>
-Hope I got a girl like that. -Yeah, I will marry her in an instant. </ P>
Me too.
Well, I'll just give it one.
What? What do you say?
-What? -Alexandra? </ P>
-What? -Jeremy girlfriend, you will give him...
Extraordinary... You are amazing.
Something is wrong with you, man. You are amazing
-What have I done? -Just...
Sorry, I'm just...
- Get the right foot above his head. </ P>
-You have a ring on you? < br /> - Yes.
This. Very good too.
- Just throw your ring into the toilet.
No... Oh
Must be the neighbor again.
Look, I don't care if you get glaucoma, stop smoking weeds
Alright, I'm getting ready .
-Do you just take a bath? -Yes.
I don't take a bath, I take a shower.
Will you live with Jeremy? < br /> when are you married
Yes.
Will you sleep in the same bed?
-Yes. -Yuck! < br /> She's a boy
-Will you do it and make a baby? -Where did you hear about that?
Jenny at school said the man put his penis in...
- Good. Do you know what? I have to get ready.
Why don't you talk to Papa? or whatever, okay
What now?
Oh man.
- Can't you answer the door? -That's not my house, buddy.
Ah, My brothers and sisters, my brothers. What is this funny and funny business?
What?
-You are Jeremy Deadman? -Jeremy Giddings.
p>
-No no No. This is 69 Pat-Graf Street, huh? -Yes.
Yes! I am Ujay Utaka, You are Jeremy Deadman. Here it is.
I don't care what your name is. If you don't take this package,
I'll throw it in the River Thames.
And, you, stop filming me with the camera, before I push it into your homeless.
-Just a sign here. - Be a wedding gift.
Oh, are you getting married? < br /> Congratulations.
My cousin will get married today too.
Have a nice day, Jeremy.
-Who is that? -Package for Jeremy Deadman.
Jack, take the boy
-What are you thinking about Julie? -Julie is married.
-Yeah, but, I mean, if... -No exist. Married. </ P>
You found it
Oh, God, I think I have it at that time, but I think it's just corn.
Why did I look here? You dropped it here!
It's safe in my pocket until you are asked to see it,
So, technically , it's your fault.
-What did I say? is it your nonsense - it's your fault
Just get the ring
Pete?
-What are you doing? -Albert isn't feeling well.
Jeremy just got a package addressed to "deadman". </ p >
Oh, shin
What's the matter
You're sick of me
Are you nervous?
No.
It's been three years since Steve and I got married.
-Yes I know. It was a fun day. -Yes.
You know wearing sexy underwear a little overrated, isn't it?
Good. Uh...
Why is that, Julie?
One, they are not comfortable.
Two, he will not realize it.
Three, if you get any action, he might pull them away,
Shaking himself for a few minutes, then go drinking with his friends,
Returning the next day smelling from some other girl fannies
with half a pack full of condoms,
that you will find in your pocket When you are washing grass stains
come out of his pants
Sorry, I'm just kidding.
Good.
I see...
-Do you think he would like it? -Mmm-hmm.
p>
Jeremy, baby, this is all for you.
- do it, honey
Whoo-hoo!
-Do you not knock? -We saw everything before.
Don't be silly, kid.
Hello again!
If you watch this, you're married. I'm very proud
Shut up, don't embarrass him.
We carry traditional things, something new, borrowed, blue and old.
-Something is new! -Mama!
- I said they were amazing
-Let me see, let me look. -Aw, Ma, thank you.
-Thank you, Papa. -Oh wow!
- Look. - Hey, they look beautiful. </ P>
Something old, borrowed, and, uh, blue. </ P>
We borrow them from Aunt Delia,
but she needs them back, because you his cousin, he married next month.
We killed three cats, one stone.
No. It's impossible I wear other people's underwear. </ P>
Especially not that. </ P>
That tradition. </ P>
All women in our family get married in this case . I married this.
Plus, this luck
brings good bedroom life
Come on, baby, for me.
>
For Mama Please beg.
Very beautiful.
Well, I can't reach Anisha, the phone is still dead. </ p >
Why are you wearing grandma's underwear?
No.
I said no.
Am I the only one?
-No one of you sent this? -No. </ P>
No.
- What is that? Dirt! </ P>
People die. </ P>
Oh, do you think?
They can't be human, right?
This is clearly a gesture of good intentions. is a virility gift, innit?
-Albert, is that on your face? -What?
There.
Jeremy, look, man, Maybe there is an ex-boyfriend
p>
who heard about marriage who was upset.
You know how girls get all the schizos, so just...
Or worse, can so ex, old red hair myself.
-He never forgets you -Mandy.
Oh, well, this is what I need.
Are you okay, mate?
I can't believe he really came.
-Well, we paid enough for him. -Yes that's right.
Remember celebrity hairdressers we ordered
Well, he's here.
Alex, meet with Voller.
I don't see much now,
but I see potential.
Optimistic! Potential?
-I see a lot of potential. -Hmm.
I'm sorry, but who are you
Alex, he's the celebrity From the reality show,
- Today's hair, past tomorrow... . - No.
For the next hour, I am the mastermind and you are my work
in this cruel life theater. Hmm.
Everyone comes out!
Outside! Outside!
-Bye. -Unless you. With camera.
My paper must be captured.
Good luck.
At the moment you are a lump of coal,
but when I'm done, you have to be a diamond.
Yes.
Uh, please, please don't go crazy
Some people great is crazy, hmm?
Apparently Walt Disney is a Nazi,
and see what he achieved.
I don't know what the problem is.
It's just a little unusual, everything is in one item.
Yes, that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate it.
Well, that should be the case. Because it's old, borrowed, and blue, as he said.
You washed it,
Hmm.
-Suitable for you. - Thank you. </ P>
I'm shooting a make-over event. </ P>
This will be much more interesting if you sucks
Yes, I really, really... I like it.
My ordinary person says this style doesn't match the shape of my face
The man is a clown.
You are both welcome to come to the wedding , if you want.
Part of the service is that we make hair and make up,
or whatever at the event, so, thank you. </ p >
I can't attend. I'm tired.
My creativity is drained.
But remember everything, Pollyanna,
and immerse me at the wedding event of the proletariat
I depart
I like it!
And already married ever come before
You know, like, before, uh, relationship?
You know that
So you did this for him?
We did it for us.
This is not the 18th century.
Women are not married because they have to,
they are married because they want to.
We say "honesty". This is for the movie.
p>
So put yourself right then.
You don't want to get married, he does it, and... actions.
I don't love him.
I think you can think you're in love,
But ask yourself if you want to spend the rest of your life with that person
and you maybe just reassess.
He promises himself to me,
and my confidence in him.
That means everything.
What is the difference with Alex?
Me.
# With a beautiful face
# With beautiful eyes, beautiful eyes #
Why do we use this cup?
Can't find a mug.
I think I've started quite nervous really.
Not too difficult, Pete. I only have my face in shit...
Yes, yes. Not about organization.
I mean, at the end of the day, he will become Mr. Giddings.
What if he turns into his father?
-Jeremy? -Jeremy!
Jeremy, You got married today, you big old fool?
- One of us can be next.
No.
I don't see we remarry.
-We are real men. -Mmm.
Ah.
I mean, parents always go ahead about getting girls or boys.
-I mean, what do we get? -Nish.
Or lame the reason why they can't go with boys,
because they and Miss need quality time
I mean, why don't people just say, "Not tonight, I'm making love to Miss."
Twenty years, we are boys. We are like the Beatles. </ p >
Now Alex has joined and taken our Lennon.
There are four of them.
Well, you are like the fifth who died from bleeding brain or something,
but still here
To Jeremy, still being a boy.
-Pete. -Hmm. </ p >
To Jeremy and Alex. The smart one.
Do you think he will change?
No He will always be the one who helps us out .
Good, and today we have to help him.
Because if Mandy did send the ball In the jar, he might appear.
We must be vigilant. I don't want any more problems today. </ p >
You heard me No more pranks.
Wasabi? Yes, funny, you play games!
There are no more pranks.
Wow, you're really great.
Thank you.
So, I called Anisha's boyfriend,
and she didn't see it in three days.
But he took the dress, so that's a good sign.
Oh, I'll kill him. This is my wedding day
He ran away with a stripper.
He might be messed up by "chap" right now.
He must stop thinking with his vagina and start thinking with his brain.
Whore.
Well, I'm jealous.
Very?
Jules! If there is something you want to add a recording
about marital sex, or lack thereof,
I think it will fit well with a shorter one. </ P>
- No. - Beautiful. </ P>
You look amazing. </ P>
Jeremy the lucky person.
You make sure he knows how lucky he is.
What else can we say?
Prostitutes get fucked Because they think with their pussy. </ P>
- The car is here -Diamond. Honey, the car is here
Come on, vamos! </ P>
See you later.
See you
Alright, do we have everything? Old? New? Borrowed Blue? </ P>
- sorry Eh, ah, bouquet! - Yes. </ P>
-Apakah, jilbab? -Iya nih.
-Garter? -Yes.
-Displays? -in my head
-Tiara? -In my head.
-No, no. -Where is that?
I don't know We will find it. Come on, we have to go. </ p >
Oh, are you okay?
-Who, you're fine -Sorry, I just feel like I'm sick.
Hey, it's just a nerve, you will be fine, okay?
-Good. -Right. Let's go!
Oh.
- This is more than just a nerve. - I have to go.
Sandra?
I think she will get sick.
From the nerves .
Good.
Mmm.
Hello, my name is Sandra.
See you
-Start again. -Why are you touching your elbows?
-Starting again. -Why are you touching...
-Restart, no, restart... -Don't touch...
-... because it's not... No. -Just focus on the game
So how do I look?
You look good, man You look good.
What? I don't look good Yes, leave it to me it looks normal on my wedding day.
-You slapped me? -Because you moaned
like an old woman
Everything is sorted out All you need to do is appear in the church
and remember your sentence
I will go down and give one minute to yourself, all right, man?
-Well, Ralphus and Albert are ready? -Yes.
-And you got the ring? - yes, yeah
What about the car? Is he here?
Yes. Yes.
Have you driven the real car in your life?
Oh my God! Why are you two not ready yet? He will come down, he will kill you.
Calm down, man. I just took a suit to beat his ass. </ P>
Yes, I just felt much more comfortable like this. </ P>
-Peter! < br /> - What time is the car because?
Cars?
-What's the time of the car here? -What? I said I was checking, go sit down.
- All right, buddy? - Relax.
-What's going on? -What's going on?
Nothing happened. Eh, you're a little weird.
Everything's fine. I'll just go check, So you sit here, drink a cup of tea .
I'll be back in a moment.
- Oh dear,
- I thought you would throw up.
I mean, this really tests the limit of our friendship here
I'm sorry. I don't can hold it
-Don't buy my clothes -I don't wipe your ass
- Will you both stop?
It's quite embarrassing as it is.
Yuck!
Outside! Outside! Take him out! Take him out! Take him out! < Br /> Bring him out!
-Do you finished? -Yes.
Ugh.
Thank you. </ p >
Is Alex angry with me?
No. He just wants that day to be fun. </ P>
Oh, Sandra, I'm so sorry I screamed at you. </ P>
-You know who my favorite girl is, right? -I?
-Yes. -I do I get flowers like yours today?
You will definitely get flowers like me today.
-You will get your own special flowers. -Yes!
-No, right? -Uh, no
Guys, thank you very much for being there
for me.
Yeah, well, I have to replace the battery, So you guys go down
-and I'll catch up with you -Yes.
-You don't need to wipe his ass, right? -Never talk this thing again.
I ask you to order the car.
I honestly don't remember that. -Yes? Well, I have a list.
Well, it's too late now, get ready.
-Pete? -Hmm?
-What's the problem? -I might be wrong,
-But I think on the list... -What? Hmm?
Jeremy, you won't believe this, But, uh, Albert forgot to order it.
Albert didn't...
I know you will screw it up.
p>
So I took the liberty of ordering it myself.
Look, honey, you married a smart man.
So you ordered one, even though you asked me to delegate....
-Do you really want to go there? -No.
Actually, saying that, he must be here now. < br /> I'll call him.
I can't believe you can make Albert like that.
I'm not
-No memories, that kid. -None.
Hai, this is Jeremy Giddings. I will get married today. I order a car. </ P>
I don't want a refund! I will get married in two hours!
How can I get there?
A message? Yeah, well, what message?
Yes! I'll check, and I'll check you if it's not there!
Dirt!
"I will check you"? </ P>
-Good one. -What should I do now? </ P>
Listen, hang up again, I'll cut it,
-we will push in. This is a killer shot. -Jack, you stab
But...
-Listen, about car... -Ah, no one blames you, buddy.
Yes?
Well, then who wants to invite me for the championship?
Are you, King Ralphus, or you, Small banana?
-Ralph, Ralph... -Do you learn nothing from this morning?
-I will drop you off! -Oh oh.
-Remove the rope! -And miss!
-Good! -To head!
-Oh! -To head!
-Oh! -Guys.
-And again! -Ahhh!
oh, shin </ p >
I don't believe this!
What's wrong?
The car I ordered, it was jammed.
Oh, buddy, listen, /> You will get married today,
I understand that, but you are worried about things in the big scheme of things
does not mean anything </ p >
Is it too much to ask for a good day?
-No. -No no.
From now on, today will continue without a hitch.
-Right. - it will be a perfect day
- Of course - yes?
Right.
Now, has anyone seen my phone? They say they left a message. </ p >
Eh, don't you remember, When we were drunk last night
you said your cellphone looked like a goldfish?
What's the use of
Oh, buddy. </ P>
It's just a phone. You will be fine. </ P>
-Oh. -Um... </ p >
Oh my God.
It's just that, uh... Great scheme of things...
- no need... - First of all ..
-Yes? -... there is a man in my bed
-Good. -Then soy sauce.
-Yeah, but that... -Things! </ P>
-Testicles posted! -I will give you that
-Wasabi! Car! Call me! -Yes. </ P>
Dan sekarang ini! Kemari!
-No no no no... -Jeremy, Jeremy?
Not a face! Don't! Let me go
I will sort the car right now!
-If you... - Don't say a word.
- He looks friendly. - Shut up, man !
You're a good driver, aren't you? This is a good car.
This is a beautiful car. A, you're very lucky
Just shut up
Well, here it is, it's only two hours into the marriage city.
- Another bit of dust.
You and Julie came down, Only three of us left.
-I thought you were next. -I thought not.
Well, whoever catches the bouquet that?
That thing will land in hell before I ever try to catch it.
-I am so a relation. -Yeah, I know how you feel.
Ugh, God! Need air.
What
- Hi!
What I will marry today!
- I love you, Jeremy!
Hi! </ p >
Oh my God! isn't that anisha?
- Anisha!
-Anisha! It's my bridesmaid! -Yes God! </ P>
- Look at my hair! - Anisha! </ P>
Meet us around the corner! </ P>
- Oh. </ P>
- That's funny! </ P>
-God, daughter! -Hai! </ P>
Oh where are you? We are worried about getting sick. </ P>
Oh my God! Remember the stripper, Steelo? </ P>
I've been with him for three days. He is a god! </ P>
What about your girlfriend? </ P>
What about your boyfriend? </ P> p>
"Dear, welcome to Singlesville, you."
-That means a lot -How many gods?
- Like, actually, really, all night long, no rest.
I am very glad I ordered it.
Don't be offended, but if it's not for him,
your chicken night will have really unattractive
Yes, surely is really unattractive
-Consent. - Soon, I get a prize from him.
They are called love drops.
They vibrate when you tensed and emit small pulses -
instant orgasm
-Dirty. -Relax, I'm not using it.
What do you do with them?
Use your imagination, damn it.
Oh .
Well, we don't have to leave them lying around.
- What?
Oh, champagne!
I will get it.
>
Take that And here's a fresh bottle.
Oh my God! Dear God, I sit in a glass!
My ass
My homelessness!
Hello?
I'll be there in a minute.
So, Peter,
what are you thinking about Jeremy falling in love?
Yes you know, since the last time his relationship with Mandy
ended quite badly,
You know, it's amazing that he found love at all.
What? Not entitled to their words?
Maybe not, but just go ahead .
How do you feel about the marriage?
Good. You know, I introduce both of them.
Sort of.
More or less. Now, I'm there, right?
This should be my seat.
- He is a cheat - Right, that...
No, look, I'm just saying me.
Still using Doc Martens, I understand.
They complement each other like...
Like good Beaujolais and good Brie.
Or like bangers and mash.
Saltfish and ackee.
You haven't eaten today, are you?
It's always us, you and I against the whole world.
Your cat is dying is a terrible accident.
You and your friends are total. ..
- Damn! - What?
Alex and I approve the car I have will be the one who has to go
He only orders to take him there.
When he saw this waiting to drive him out,
he will divorce me before he even leaves the church.
And when he sees your jacket...
Well, the tailor can make they are better. These are pecks, not moobs.
-Stop the car! -Do you take it seriously?
What are you doing?
p>
Marriage starts in one hour, finishes in two.
You have arrived when you find the appropriate car.
How can I get a car in two hours ?
Where did you go?
Tell someone who cares! What I want to do today is get married.
Notts Road! And fix the jacket!
You fix your face!
Right, come on, buddy.
Is he real ?
I tried calling Jeremy. The phone was turned off
This should be the perfect day.
Everything will be fine.
> Let me call Peter. </ P>
My wedding day is always running to remember for butt Julie. </ P>
-Pete... -Sorry, this is a suit . Sorry sorry.
Sarah? Hello?
-What? -What happened?
- Julie had an accident. - Is she okay? </ P>
Is she okay? </ P>
Tell Alex I love her. </ P>
Jeremy said she loved Alex.
-Okay, we will see you soon. -I don't think I can do this.
-What? -No what. it's okay
Jeremy says he loves you.
Search!
Sorry.
-Oh, my God, how do you feel? -What do you think? </ P>
Helen, you saved the camera at the end of this, okay? </ P>
Did you contact Steve? </ P>
No. Voicemail
But Peter says hi. </ P>
-He is hot for you, you know? -What about the dress? </ P>
- Small tears, it's okay. - Oh, thank God...
... you're fine.
-Where is the nurse? What did he say? -He? </ P>
Hi. </ P>
So we gave him a tetanus shot, and he needed to take it slow for a while. </ P>
Just a few more stitches and then we are done, okay?
Oh, let's see
Oh no, no, no. Please , guys, come on
- Oh my God!
-How many stitches? -twelve.
Four there, one there,
three there, three there,
and one... there.
I don't know you were stabbed.
Mmm
You know these pants, they should be clean?
Yes, I know, buddy. That, uh, my partner's wedding
I only have five minutes.
-So... -Mate, huh?
Right, I'm not racist, But You really scared me.
- We're late, where is the driver? -In the toilet.
-Got you a cushion. -Oh thank you .
Likewise Jeremy spray or lift?
-What? -He urinated in the toilet,
or did she lift it and leave it?
Will you understand get out of the ditch, please? </ P>
Seriously. Cosmo says you can distinguish the type of man from what he does. </ P>
If he peels it, then he rebels and controls. </ P>
If he gives it up, it means he can't be relied upon and lazy This is one or the other. </ P >
- it's rubbish
that's right!
-Julie? -Uh, Steve pee all over.
-Helen? He handed it over. </ P>
-Sarah? -Hello? Single. </ P>
-Well, Alex? - always dry and down.
Wow, the guy who doesn't urinate is all over the toilet. Impressive.
It's almost unheard of.
But if that's what he does, then he is rare.
Or he's gay.
Oh my God!
Wait, what are we talking about how will my future husband go to the toilet?
- And he is your cousin! -Dirty!
So, Sarah, what's wrong with that one thing? </ P>
Hate men? </ P>
I don't hate men, I just filled myself up. </ P>
I'm sorry. < br /> Plus, the good one is taken.
Hey, that's not true They aren't all taken.
I mean, Peter is good.
Flat in the best. But I guess we all like A little brown now and again.
God! You are like a dirty pig.
We all know he and Julie are experiencing sexual tension. </ P>
- Maaf, saya tidak berpikir begitu.
Have you ever thought, you know, drinking from a fluffy cup?
- Anisha? - I don't know
No, that woman is crazy.
Yes, we are. Really crazy Yes, we are.
-Please! -Finally!
-Yes? -Do you pee in the toilet? </ P>
- crazy
So, Jeremy? </ P>
Who do you think sent you the ball?
Man, if I'm late, you blame a lot.
What? Why?
Think about it. If he thought I had destroyed his great day,
there would be no consummating of marriage
You want us to blame for not getting to church on time, </ p >
-and with a man down? -Yes.
And you've been with him for centuries.
The fanny won't be special anymore.
Can't you talk about it like that? This is my wife.
Prospective wife.
- Shut up! -Continue! </ P>
Next time I'm the best man, I want to contract. </ P>
-This. - Good luck, my friend
You have the ball late too late, innit?
What do you say?
-What do you know about the ball? -What?
The testicles I got this morning. </ P>
Let me go, man! </ P>
-You didn't touch a man... -How did he know? Let's go
They are already here. They should come after us.
I am very sorry, honey
- It's OK, friend , it's okay. -I'm ready.
-Ugh! -What do you mean, "ugh"?
People die! You are dead now
- Run? -Yes.
- Peter, what is that? - Continue move!
They are still coming There are many of them! Run!
Have to see your face, man!
They are very angry
Finish them!
It doesn't matter!
Ralph, Ralphus? Let's get up, come on. Come on, wake up.
What are you doing? Let's go back to the wedding, inside the house.
My glasses! Oh! What is that?
-What is that way? -Notts Road.
Oh, shin
We should be at St Mary's at Notts Avenue.
It's the wrong church.
Idiot denominations will build two churches so close...
Don't even answer them.
I just want to find a church and get married.
But I don't know where we are.
You don't know where you will get married?
Well , this is the church that his mother visited. You are practicing, you must know.
Now, the instructions are in...
Oh, I've lost an iPad.
p>
Oh, you have lost the iPad.
Oh well, it's a wedding present, it's technically your iPad.
Today it's a demo of how good that will happen, Jeremy.
Can today's be worse?
I just want to find my wife and get married.
Prospective wife.
-Will. -What?
Let's go.
- Yes?
-Do you want something? -Yeah, I want to rent a car.
-For when? -Now. I want a limousine or something fancy .
All of our cars run out, Most of them won't come back to this day.
So why are you asking what I want?
I never. I ask when you want it.
Listen, little fanny, can you stop smart with me and go get your boss?
-You want to talk to the manager? -Yes, stupid, thank you
Daddy! There are guys here who want to talk to you!
Who is this? </ P>
Guys, limo! Ah, damn it! </ P>
Okay, we have to go before he sees us. </ P>
Go away!
-How are you, um... -Good.
Do you still feel sick?
Listen, when I get married, I am as nervous as hell.
Your thoughts, if I know the results, > I might not be bothered. </ P>
Okay, Julie, what do you know? You have said things like that all day. </ P>
Is there something? go with you and Steve?
Yes, he deceived me.
Oh my God, Julie, honey, I'm very sorry.
Dirt! < br /> I miss that! Can you say that again with the same intensity?
-Yes God! -No!
-Yeah, he is a 19-year-old gymnast. -Ugh! </ P>
Bastard -Dream of it. </ P>
Someone who will take it who is a wanker besides me?
-Why didn't you say anything? -I don't know. What is there to say?
After all, at least I have this Looking forward to when I get home.
-We will talk about it later, okay? -Good.
-Your day -Are you okay?
-I love you. -I love you too.
Come on.
remind me,
I have invited Steele. He should be there now. But don't worry, he's beautiful.
Strippers - Not now, baby Show time! </ P>
-Alex, Alex! -You invited a stripper for my wedding? </ P>
How can you do that....
-Great, very good. -Oh, Alex, I'm very sorry.
I'm wearing stupid blue shorts,
one the dress was covered in blood and glass and the others were torn! it...
Someone up there doesn't want me to marry
So maybe I shouldn't get married?
We succeeded. Nothing can be wrong now.
I will get married and we In the safest place a young man can be,
Catholic Church.
See you there.
Come on, Alex. You are here. We're all here Jeremy loves you,
and I promise there will be no more accidents for the rest of the day
Oh come on, it's your wedding day!
Where are you? It's been 20 minutes late
Mum.Aunt Claire. Daddy
I thought I brought you better than that.
-Yeah, well, we have to make a few stops. -Giddings will never be late
Anda harus mendapatkannya dari sisi ibu keluarga Anda.
Or the hooligans you play.
Will you two stop long-winded?
-Darling, you look great, I'm very proud. - Thank you. </ P>
-Granddad has fun? -Yes, he loves her. </ P>
Jeremy, you have made an old spinster very proud today
-Thank you. You're still single, Claire's aunt -Yes, but on the paces.
There are some beautiful young men here today.
A Jamaican friend of mine calls them "stamina daddies".
I need my father's stamina.
I don't wear underwear anymore, so I'm always ready
-I am it, uh, borrow the bridegroom for a while? -Yes of course.
Um...
Forget everything, that's what I said,
I mean, I love Alex. All right, I did until now.
But always Jeremy and Peter, and always will be.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, man, but I guess Alex won't appear.
What?
I heard him say that he doesn't want to get married.
I'm sorry.
Only one last joke as a single man.
You wake up there I'll meet you soon .
-Oh, hi. -Here!
Where are you?
I am a servant of honor. I've been together Alex all day, as it should be. </ P>
Why did you walk like that? </ P>
I fell on a few glasses. Twelve stitches. </ P>
-I did try to call you from... -Read?
Are you stupid
-I'm Julie okay? -Yeah, she's fine. That, uh...
Just on one of those days.
You, uh, you look really amazing. Awesome you all look great.
-Thank you. -No problem.
-How is he? Is he okay? -Yes. I have never... never seen him happier. </ P>
Eh, can we start? I'm late and I have a wedding again at 2 pm.
-Okay, guys. -This is the church, man, I say. </ p >
Here it is!
I have had a long time. I have been to every car rental,
every cafe, every pub, every restaurant In this area. Honestly, buddy. </ P>
I am desperate. </ P>
My customers are outside. </ P>
He has a luxury car.
What is he like?
-You will know. -Pap your hands!
Cheer up your friends.
Oh, damn it.
Uh, excuse me, sorry to interrupt ,
are you a guy with a luxury car, and if so, can I borrow it?
Yes, I'm with a luxury vehicle.
- Good. -No, you can't borrow it. You feel me
Okay, I... Yeah, I feel it. </ P>
Can you try and feel me, right?
My partner will get married and there is no car to pick him up.
I lost my marriage, Because it's my fault.
You can drive a car and I will... I have money, I will pay you. I got...
-Give it to me! -I have, like... That's, like, 250 pounds,
-and you can get more from the groom. -How much?
Lots, he's bad luck loaded.
Where is this car, then?
-Disana. -Oh, Christ!
Peter and I are in a bar...
I am in this clever bar with Julie and, um...
He turned around, raised his glass...
Lifted my glass to see if it was clean and...
I breezes, all 007...
He stumbles like a hobo...
Sneaks him a smooth number...
Lower a piece of paper on my lap /> with the number written on it...
And the rest...
And then he immediately goes without getting my name
... is history
So he asks you married her?
Yes. This is very helpless from me.
-But isn't that real power? Vagina.
A woman, you are cynical.
What do you love about him?
Now, what doesn't like?
And that's the truth about love,
not...
some great things.
These are all the little things
that make you even more than when you are alone.
Anyone can make me laugh,
but Alex makes me smile.
- Who wants to get married? - You have to read more romance.
-Where is Albert? What do we do? -Walk!
Come here, hurry up!
-Who is he? -I don't know. </ P>
Please sit down. </ P>
Ladies and gentlemen, before we start,
can I say how happy I am to see two young people
who still believe in the institution of marriage.
And I think we should praise them.
>
-Where is Albert? -Long story.
It almost makes me want to do it, man.
I mean, who doesn't want girls? the beautiful one to fall in love with you?
Well, she would be better than the girl in her bed this morning.
Jeremy, what is that?
No...
-Wait until I touch my hand! -You really stab it!
- Oh! - Release me!
Gosh! Trembling people, these Spaniards.
Alex?
Who is in your bed, Jeremy? Who? </ P>
Look, last night it was a bit runny right?
- Who was in your bed? -That's not...
Eh, before anything else was said, Alex, I just want you to know
that there is no woman on Jeremy's bed, it's a man
And wait, wait, I know how it sounds. Um, what I mean is a boy and me,
- we just set it as, uh... -From night.
... prag-night prank.
Please understand, because I will never do anything, or let him do anything,
to harm what you two have, because you're only the best
Could this be more emotional?
Thank you, Peter.
Move it, man, move!
Are you okay?
I'm not upset Because I thought you had done something,
I was upset because I didn't know.
-What? -I just don't know do I want to be...
one of the wives is angry at home. I want you to be with me because you want to be,
and if you have to with others for the last time,
-I just hope you can tell me. -Alex,
I don't lie to you.
What Peter said might sound.
But for the sake of honesty, have you ever been unfaithful?
From the moment I saw you,
you have become the only woman in my life.
There is no one in my bed, or my mind,
because you
are in my heart
The only acknowledgment I have to make
is that I love you with all my existence.
-Good? -Good.
Look, I'm not qualified to make some kind of sweet melodrama this,
but we can keep going and make unlucky recordings.
Just say
Runs again.
- All right? -Yes. </ P>
-Can we go? -Yeah, let's get married. </ P>
Anyone want to admit it? </ P>
Um...
I was really drunk at Helen's birthday party and kissed some random people. </ P>
Oh, and,
um, that weekend you went to France,
this doesn't really matter Because we just mucking around,
But I sleep with Sarah's cousin.
Yes, go ahead with you!
Fine?
- Yeah, we're getting married!
-Get my money, huh? -Good.
# Balabushka, Balabushka #
Start the car Start the car
Shit! </ P>
Start a damn car
-Go away. -Oh, what are you doing? </ P>
-Jesus Christ! Dirt. - Push up button, stop pressing the button! </ P>
- Push up button! -What is it! Push! Fucking the drive!
-Push. Go away. -What is that? Search!
Hell bleed
Jesus!
One time you say that I will be paid
and the next minute your friend wants to kill you
It's not them, this is the wrong church.
Remove your ass from my car now
Or I will drive back to that corner and let them have you
Give me something now or no agreement.
What else do you want?
Oh...
Maria, what can I say ?
Unless you look really exciting.
-Just think you should know. -Thank you.
Shut your mouth this time </ p >
Finally.
Right.
If anyone knows the reason why this happened Two people should not marry, speak now!
He doesn't want to marry you, motherfucker! </ P>
He loves me! Me! </ P>
It's a lie, this is a lie. I don't know him, I've never been...
Oh, I'm very sorry
To love and respect...
... until death separates us.
I will.
I now say husband and wife. You can kiss the bride.
Dear, I am...
You remember the car and that playing spanish songs?
-Why am I not surprised? -Diamond.
-Hmm? -But you...
Seriously, don't...
How dare you, get that car? </ P>
Not many men have the ball to do that, But that's why I love you.
-Balls, yeah -Hmm?
Should we make a speech? I will have a conversation.
Women and men, < br /> can I focus your attention?
yes, right. I can get this set in 2.99 from Homebase.
- I say they are hooligans
p>
Uh, first, I'd like to thank you for coming Thank you.
And especially I would like to thank A beautiful bridesmaid. </ p >
Yes, yes, to do... Thank you, thank you... for doing an amazing job
put one foot in front of the other,
and Julie, Sarah,
Helen, you are all beautiful and...
- Anisha, big feet
And, of course, Sandra beautiful...
-... who beat everyone today
Um, so...
I first met Jeremy when we were in college
and immediately I thought, "What is maintained,
" is very articulate, handsome young man. "
So I thought I would trap him with my friend
Imagine my surprise When we knew he wasn't gay.
You boys remember that
I stood beside him, not in front or behind ,
but shoulder to shoulder.
Yes, um...
We always know for sure Jeremy The most successful of us all.
He was the first person to get a full time job, he was the first one
to get his own place, all I can say, is very useful
between Thursday and Sunday, If you need a little link
with one, two, or, at one time, three women.
Again anyway, I've realized that, once again,
Jeremy is the first person to do something amazing, and that is to settle down,
and he has found the beautiful one,
Alexandra is truly amazing, so I think we all have to...
Actually, I never really thought Jeremy could be much better than him, but you...
You have made it a better person.
Um,
and I know that he will spend it
the rest of his life
make sure that you come first,
- enter and exit the bedroom
Thank you. In all seriousness,
p>
um,
Jeremy is a respectable person
But actually, when you meet you, he becomes much better,
and , uh, I'm really honored when you ask me to be the best person,
because she's the best guy I know.
And you... you is the best woman.
I never really believed, to be honest,
that two souls can be mutually meaningful,
But, you know, you two really prove it /> love is real
And, you know, I don't really know what else can I say after that, except...
For the bride.
Sorry, Alex.
-I love you, man. -I love you too, man.
Boosting? What is that?
Didn't I shoot enough for you? Can't I enjoy today?
This won't be Festen's speech big or whatever, but I think I'll give you
head above the big finale.
My speech.
-Bet better. < br> - Yeah, that will happen.
All right, everyone, can I focus your attention?
Uh, first of all, thank you all for coming.
The essence of all this, for me and Alex,
is to celebrate "us" with all of you.
Because there is no other way to get this many people you know and love
in one place and...
shout from the roof,
"I love this girl!"
Now,
My good friends Jack and Helen
have documented today,
trying to get to the bottom of what all of this wedding business is all about. </ P>
Now,
I see two,
sweet, nihilistic lovers,
and I think for myself
nothing is more suitable
Even though you two will never get married
There is something about
Your dark and crooked soul that will need each other forever.
>
And this is this intimate madness that makes you both.
And that's Alex and I celebrating it with this.
I see,
p>
for notes,
- this is for madness! - For madness
I will see you soon.
-Hai . -Hey, Julie. How are you doing, uh...
-Oh, yeah. It's getting better, thank you -Oh good
-Oh, well, we'll talk later. Hey, Sarah. -Hey, Peter.
Hey, I know you're upset
Thank you, Sarah.
What are you doing here anyway? I think you don't want to catch the bouquet.
Yes, yes I don't.
I just thought it would be nice to be part of that mess was a bouquet.
-Why are you here? -Persis .
-Do you try to embarrass me? -No.
People know you are married to me
and you stand here <
It's just a little fun, Steve.
Go and sit down.
I know this should eventually, > but I can't wait Are you ready?
Yes!
Get ready for your John Woo moment.
Kami menempatkan ini dalam 3-D, kami mendapat penjual.
-I don't know if I want to see it in 3-D, buddy. -You are sick!
Hi.
Oh, Julie.
>
-Are you okay? -Yes. Sorry.
Yes, I'll take it from here, baby.
Jules , he stabbed, not worthy of being subdued.
Don't let him control you Take over -No, that's not all.
That's everything
My ass hurts My heart hurts. And I really destroyed Alex's day.
No, not you!
I just want something to relieve pain
Whatever.
Good...
If you can avoid the stitches.
Remember to...
Good...
What are you doing?
Please. From what I heard, I will do it to urinate on you so you can find it.
-Do you get a chance to tell Jeremy? - Yeah, yes, I did. Shh. </ P>
-I will steal my wife -Happy! </ P>
Love youse
Jeremy, I love you, but I need my daughter. Come on. </ P>
-I love you more. -More dear! </ P>
Ah, so that's how it is, Dude. How does it feel? </ P>
I feel better than I have ever felt about anything. </ P>
I know, man. And you know what? You also made me think of a few things too.
-Yes? -Yes.
-So thank you -I love you.
I love you too.
Sorry, I'm not in the mood.
Look at Anisha. I hope I can be responsible like her.
How did she do it? I mean, do you think she's happy?
-Yeah, if he's in control, he's happy. -Right.
- Come on, dance with me -Aw, really?
And lose a high place?
Never.
I have your cheese-sandwich, monkey.
I like your clothes Very brave
Yes, I kind of left for a, uh, wrestling motif.
I'm actually quite trend-setter.
But actually not the fashion side it interests me
You like wrestling
So do we.
Will show me some of your special handles, then?
Yes, I really want it. Uh, I can show you a counter on the leglock four-figure.
-Ooh. -Yes.
I can hit you with a chair.
Hey.
-You are okay? < br /> - Mmm.
Yes I'm fine.
Funny, you know, it takes an hour and a vicar to get married.
And divorce takes months and all the money and lawyers load...
Ugh, God, this is very messy. </ P>
-I just feel like a failure, You know? -No, not you.
If there is one good person here, they will pay attention to us
Will you dance?
-Well, Alex said... -See, he's fine?
Look, Sarah, we know.
And we love you and we just want you to be happy.
Thank you.
We love you too. Lots.
Oh, Mandy! How can you go inside here? </ P>
-Through the front door. -There is a guard. </ P>
-Punched him in the throat. -What is going on? Are you okay?
I'm sorry, J, but I'm trying to stop the marriage as you wish, but I'm late.
I think you have to go, love! </ P>
-Wait, wait, wait. -See, he needs me. </ P>
Jeremy, what happened? </ P> >
Um, if you think about it, I try to tell you in my speech.
-Oh, right, yes, you said... -Said he still loves me
What?
- What? - Jeremy!
Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke!
Mandy, I owe Alex an explanation.
So give me a minute and I'll see you on outside.
Look?
You can't fight true love.
- Mandy.
Okay, um, what now < br /> are you going to tell him?
-I don't know. -Okay, what's going on?
Why do you want to talk to him?
"For madness." Continue, Pete.
-I love you, Alex. -I love you, Jeremy.
Just try not to be stabbed in the throat.
-Yes. -Good.
Good luck.
Why does he need luck? Why would he go and talk to him?
-I really need a drink, Pete. -No no. I like this song. Let's Dance.
-For that madness. -For that madness.
Mandy...
Thank you for coming back there. </ P>
It doesn't make me feel so crazy like I did. </ P>
Part of me knows you aren't leaving today.
-So I have something for you... -Whoa! Mandy, no!
What?
This is a gift.
I wrapped it in tinfoil because I can't search for wrapping paper
Backfire?
It's symbolic, you guys.
You might not leave it today,
but one day you will come back. </ P>
Kemari.
You will be fine. You will find someone.
Hey, you didn't happen to send a package to me at home, right?
- A pair of balls? taught -I wish I had.
You need a pair.
Why do I need to find you? among all these strangers? Huh?
Have you tried to make me look like a chicken today?
-Show me like this again and I will... -There will be no next time, Steve,
- because I left you
I want to see it.
Who will love you, with all your whining and crying?
My friends love me, and what do you know?
I began to realize that I was not that bad and I deserve much better than this.
Yes.
Why don't you leave it alone?
Why don't you stay here, buddy?
- Come on.
Wanker!
Yes, really? </ P>
- Um, you're fine - Yes I'm fine. </ P>
Are you sure? </ P>
Are you have a place to live, like with one of the girls or the like?
Yeah, I'll be fine. Thank you.
Good. Because you know you can stay in my place
-If you want to go out... -Peter, not all of us need to save, okay? </ P>
Good.
What is your place like?
Oh, uh...
One bedroom.
- But I can sleep on the couch, or it can.
There are cinemas on the street. I cook. Maybe it makes a difference from the twat.
But you know, If you don't want to, it & apos; s cool...
No, actually it will be amazing.
-Yes? -Yes. </ P>
Great! </ P>
Good, good, yes. </ P>
Um, good. </ P>
-Im, only one question. -Yes?
Please answer honestly. Um...
Do you urinate in the toilet?
What ? No no No. Not me... No, I picked it up, I did my job,
- and I returned it again.
That's a very strange question...
Welcome family, son!
If you hurt my daughter, it won't be a pig ball taught or box,
will be yours, entender?
Of course! You send them!
Family!
-Can we go? Good. -Yes.
Why did Julie kiss Peter?
And why is my cousin my cousin? > kiss the girl
Dear, don't worry.
-Right! We go to realize the wedding! -Whoo!
I want what everyone wants from a wedding...
Sex is pressed. </ P>
I'm kidding. Most. </ P>
No , I don't care about all the stuff that happens with marriage...
-Home, car... -Plice dinner...
Who needs all that nonsense? </ P>
I just want to spend the rest of my life with someone...
... I can reach and have it find my hands without thinking
Someone I can see a crowded room for...
... and see them looking back at me, smiling.
-Someone to finish... -... your thoughts and sentences
Someone I can just...
... connect with.