24 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:16,499 I-I-I mean, rules are like... arbitrary, you know. 25 00:02:16,699 --> 00:02:20,599 Made up for people who believe in fairy tales like... 26 00:02:20,699 --> 00:02:22,999 you know, like... like Santa Claus. 27 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:26,299 Hey, but not us, right? 28 00:02:26,399 --> 00:02:28,399 I mean, we know what's important. 29 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:32,099 There's a war going on, man. 30 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:34,199 A war! 31 00:02:34,299 --> 00:02:35,999 Ain't that a bitch? 33 00:02:37,599 --> 00:02:39,599 I just graduated today, man. 34 00:02:41,199 --> 00:02:43,099 With honours. 35 00:02:43,299 --> 00:02:45,399 Got my degree in... in pharmacology. 36 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,399 I'm licensed. 37 00:02:49,999 --> 00:02:55,199 Look, if you write me up on this drug charge, I won't be able to practise. 38 00:02:55,299 --> 00:02:58,899 So what we're talking about here is... is my life. 39 00:02:59,999 --> 00:03:01,299 The rest of it. 42 00:03:35,399 --> 00:03:38,199 The '60s are over, ... man. 66 00:04:56,199 --> 00:05:00,999 Jody and Nick, you have come together in this church so that the Lord may seal... 67 00:05:11,199 --> 00:05:13,399 Yo! You gotta take it like I give it 68 00:05:13,499 --> 00:05:14,799 I'll write it how I see it 69 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:16,499 I been livin' 70 00:05:16,599 --> 00:05:17,899 Been places you couldn't be 71 00:05:18,099 --> 00:05:19,799 Took the road less- travelled, I dabbled in weight 72 00:05:19,999 --> 00:05:23,099 Learned the art of Wu, like, trust me, dabbled in hate 73 00:05:23,299 --> 00:05:24,899 Now everybody hit the ground... 75 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:34,899 Is it true this is the biggest deal you've cut with the FBI? 77 00:05:56,699 --> 00:05:59,099 I now pronounce you man and wife. 80 00:06:22,499 --> 00:06:26,299 - Aren't you supposed to be in court? 81 00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:29,899 Case adjourned. They just seemed to run fresh out of witnesses. 82 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:34,999 Ah, frees up The Lizard for his other business. 83 00:06:35,099 --> 00:06:39,899 100 large has been deducted from your account as promised 84 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:43,299 Can The Lizard offer a suggestion on how she can er... 85 00:06:44,999 --> 00:06:46,599 ..work off the rest of her debt? 86 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:49,099 The Lizard may not. 87 00:07:07,099 --> 00:07:08,599 Go. 88 00:07:08,699 --> 00:07:11,599 Believe me, you'll thank me later. Let's go. 89 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:14,099 No more free meals. Let's go. 90 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,299 Christ! It's like a reptile house in here. 91 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:36,499 Fuck off! 93 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,599 Ah. Mix-Master. 94 00:07:56,699 --> 00:07:59,899 To our star chemist, gentlemen. Elmo McElroy. 95 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:05,399 Where's Durant? 96 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:09,899 I see five. I don't see the Brit. 97 00:08:09,999 --> 00:08:12,199 Where the fuck is he at? 98 00:08:12,299 --> 00:08:13,899 He said he'd be here. 99 00:08:13,999 --> 00:08:16,799 Limey faggot needs a lesson in manners. 100 00:08:16,999 --> 00:08:18,399 Fuck Durarnt 101 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,799 Just tell us about this new wonder drug. 102 00:08:20,999 --> 00:08:22,699 Get your master chemist in here. 103 00:08:22,799 --> 00:08:23,899 OK. 104 00:08:23,999 --> 00:08:25,599 Konokko, fetch him. 105 00:08:25,699 --> 00:08:27,399 Fetch The Lizard's Elmo 120 00:09:13,899 --> 00:09:16,699 No Durant... 121 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:18,799 no McElroy. 122 00:09:20,399 --> 00:09:22,799 Maybe he went out for something. 123 00:09:24,799 --> 00:09:28,299 Nobody goes out for something on deal day! 124 00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:32,499 Now, stop your whining, get up off your ass and go find him! 125 00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:33,699 Now! 128 00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:41,799 Just give me a moment 130 00:09:50,699 --> 00:09:54,499 This s Elmo McEroy's phone He's not home 131 00:09:54,599 --> 00:09:57,399 You know what to do you know when to do it 132 00:09:57,599 --> 00:09:58,999 Bye 133 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:04,999 Tasty Drops? 134 00:10:09,999 --> 00:10:12,899 He fucked me! I'm truly ass-invaded! 135 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,799 You have one new message 136 00:10:36,899 --> 00:10:39,599 He fucked me I'm truly ass-invaded! 138 00:10:44,799 --> 00:10:46,799 Rest in peace... 139 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,399 ..motherfucker. 143 00:11:10,499 --> 00:11:12,099 You're going home Dakota 144 00:11:12,199 --> 00:11:14,499 - I'm going to Vegas. - You listen to me 145 00:11:16,099 --> 00:11:18,299 There's this limey asshole in Liverpool 146 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:20,699 named Durant 147 00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:24,099 He was supposed to show up for this little deal we had going on today. 148 00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:25,399 He didn't show up. 149 00:11:25,499 --> 00:11:28,099 The Lizard thinks he stoke his Elmo 150 00:11:28,299 --> 00:11:30,799 I'm not going back. I don't care how much I owe you. 151 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,099 Listen to me Dakota 152 00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:35,799 I want this limey motherfucker Durant off the fucking planet 153 00:11:35,899 --> 00:11:39,799 and I want fucking Elmo fucking McElroy 154 00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:43,199 - off the fucking planet! - Did you hear what just said? 155 00:11:43,299 --> 00:11:45,199 That place has nothing to offer me. 156 00:11:45,299 --> 00:11:46,699 The Lizard... 157 00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:51,899 ..will wipe your marker clean. 158 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,799 Plus a bonus 100,000 159 00:11:58,899 --> 00:12:01,999 if the job is done in 48 hours. 160 00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:05,899 And after that, there is nothing to stop you 161 00:12:05,999 --> 00:12:09,799 from turning right around and leaving again. 162 00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:12,699 250. 163 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:15,599 Get it done. 164 00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:17,699 It's done. 165 00:12:22,099 --> 00:12:24,099 Shite! 166 00:12:38,699 --> 00:12:41,599 would like to extend a very warm welcome to each of you 167 00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:45,199 on behalf of all the crew on this Virgin Atlantic flight 168 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,199 Pease store carry-on baggage 169 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,399 Can I show you to your seat, sir? 171 00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:38,899 Spit it out. Spit it out now! 172 00:14:38,999 --> 00:14:40,499 Tommy? 174 00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:48,999 What? 175 00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:53,499 What? 176 00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:04,699 Fuckn' Yanks 177 00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:09,599 The trouble with the fuckin' Yanks is, they've no fuckin' sense. 178 00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:11,499 Had some dick in Los Angeles 179 00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:14,199 actually ask me where I learned English. 180 00:15:14,299 --> 00:15:15,599 English? Fuck! 181 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:17,799 Do you have a problem with America, Felix? 182 00:15:17,899 --> 00:15:23,699 Oh, yeah. I've got one great big, fat, swollen fucker of a problem with America, twat! 183 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:26,699 Listen to this. I'm in fuckin' Florida, right? 184 00:15:27,999 --> 00:15:30,399 This Southern prat comes up and he's like er... 185 00:15:30,499 --> 00:15:34,899 "Hey, England's small. You must know that John fuckin' Smith guy, right?" 186 00:15:34,999 --> 00:15:37,199 - Fuckin' Smith! 187 00:15:37,399 --> 00:15:40,399 I'm like: Oh, yeah, yeah, mate, that's right. John Smith. 188 00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:43,999 Yeah, I do know him but he doesn't come from England, mate. 189 00:15:44,099 --> 00:15:46,099 No, he comes from fuckin' 190 00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:47,699 Pricksville, USA! 192 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:56,099 - You going to answer the fuckin' phone or what? - It's just my wife. 193 00:15:56,299 --> 00:16:01,499 Now, when Mr. McElroy joins us, I'd be pleased if you kept your opinions to yourself. 194 00:16:01,599 --> 00:16:06,399 This particular Yank is not a travelling salesman. He's a genius, hmm? 195 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,499 Who is this cunt? 196 00:16:10,899 --> 00:16:16,299 So I said to Mr. Durant, I said, "Mr. Durant, we go and meet this fuckin' Yank McElroy, 197 00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:18,499 bring him to the deal and that's it." 198 00:16:18,599 --> 00:16:21,799 None of this fuckin' conversation-and-coffee bollocks. 199 00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:24,499 None of this asking him how the Tampa Bay 'Eers are doing. 200 00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:26,299 No, I said, "Fuck him. 201 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:30,199 I bring him to the deal, I get my fuckin' tickets and I'm off. That's it." 202 00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:35,199 - Take a left up here - There's no time for this. 203 00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:36,699 Take a fuckin' left! 205 00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:53,999 Felix! Felix, listen! 206 00:16:54,199 --> 00:16:56,199 This is a totally new chemical. 207 00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:59,299 Once we have the formula, we could make this stuff in a kitchen. 208 00:16:59,499 --> 00:17:00,799 We don't even need Durant. 209 00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:03,199 Look. You see that? 210 00:17:06,299 --> 00:17:09,899 That's tomorrow. Blokes are shagging their mothers-in-law to get a ticket 211 00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:11,899 and I'm getting two from Mr. Durant. 212 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:15,199 So unless you can shite out a couple of tickets on the spot, 213 00:17:15,299 --> 00:17:17,299 I suggest you shut the fuck up. 214 00:17:17,399 --> 00:17:20,599 But this is a unique window of opportunity for you. 215 00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:24,099 - We are talking telephone numbers! - Ah, enough. Take care of him. 216 00:17:24,199 --> 00:17:25,899 He's gettng on my fuckn' tits 217 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:27,699 We're going to be late boss 218 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:30,199 Fuck the Yank. Let him wait. 219 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,999 When you walk... 220 00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:36,999 Through a storm 221 00:17:37,199 --> 00:17:40,999 Hold your head up high 222 00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:45,499 Glory, glory, Man United 223 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:48,699 Glory, glory, Man United 224 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:51,899 Glory, glory, Man United 225 00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:55,199 And the Reds go marching on, on, on! 226 00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:58,899 Boys and girls of Manchester! 227 00:18:00,999 --> 00:18:05,099 - Just popped over from er... Liverpool... - Fuckin' wanker! 228 00:18:05,199 --> 00:18:07,499 ..to invite you to a game of footy tomorrow. 229 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:09,299 What the fuckin' hell's that, you twat? 230 00:18:09,399 --> 00:18:12,499 But I'm fuckin' fucked if you pricks are going to win it. 231 00:18:14,399 --> 00:18:16,599 Come on, then, mate. Keep up the spirit. 233 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,199 Someone get that fucking thing out! 234 00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:24,399 Young man, get off the bloody green! 235 00:18:33,899 --> 00:18:36,299 - Where the fuck have you been? - Round the block. 236 00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:37,799 Drive, quick! 237 00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:49,999 Let's go meet the Yankee muppet. 238 00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:55,099 Where's Lawrence? Where's he gone? We're late. 239 00:18:55,199 --> 00:18:57,899 - Well, he's... - You left him at the pub. Twat! 240 00:18:57,999 --> 00:18:59,599 - But you said... - Go back. 241 00:19:02,699 --> 00:19:04,599 Go back and get him. 242 00:19:15,299 --> 00:19:17,099 Look at this wanker. 243 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,199 - Prick! - Go on. 245 00:19:30,899 --> 00:19:33,799 Lawrence says, right, he's going to be carrying... 246 00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:37,299 ..a load of drugs, right? 247 00:19:37,399 --> 00:19:39,799 We do him. Job done. 248 00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:41,399 OK? 249 00:19:41,599 --> 00:19:46,699 I'm not having some fuckin' nig-nog... put us out of business, right? 250 00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:48,799 Hey! 251 00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:51,299 Watch it! You're pissin' on my fuckin' boots! 252 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,199 - What about Felix DeSouza? - Fuck him. 253 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:54,399 He's a rabid dog. 254 00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:56,799 Is he? Well, fuck him! 255 00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,699 Fuck him! Leave it to me! 256 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,599 I'll rip out his fuckin' liver. One shot. Va-voom! 257 00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:06,299 Yeah? No problem. 258 00:20:07,399 --> 00:20:09,399 No problem. 259 00:20:12,699 --> 00:20:13,999 Hey! 260 00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:19,499 Hey! Felix DeSouza. 261 00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:21,399 Just the wanker I wanted to deal with. 262 00:20:21,499 --> 00:20:23,499 Deal with this. 263 00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:31,799 What a fuckin' day. 264 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,299 Arthur. Come in, Arthur. Over. 266 00:20:36,399 --> 00:20:38,599 Why don't you try the big fat button, Arthur? 267 00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:40,999 Yes, sir. 268 00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:44,799 Now, we are looking for a large black gentleman wearing a dress. 269 00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:47,999 That's what Lawrence said. It should be easy. Over. 270 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:51,199 Yeah, and we want Customs to pull him over, right? 271 00:20:51,399 --> 00:20:55,899 Wrong. We want Customs to let him through and you follow him. Over. 272 00:20:55,999 --> 00:20:57,999 - Utter nutbag. - Right. Over. 273 00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:17,499 What now? 274 00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:20,199 Follow them all. Over. 275 00:21:36,299 --> 00:21:39,499 - Madam, if you'd like to come this way. - No. I've got to go. 276 00:21:45,899 --> 00:21:47,099 Have you finished? 277 00:21:47,999 --> 00:21:50,799 Not quit miss, I need to look at your shoulder bag 278 00:22:03,899 --> 00:22:05,899 Welcome to England. 279 00:22:06,099 --> 00:22:09,599 Actually, that makes me out to be a bit of a liar, cos let's face it pal, 280 00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:12,199 you're about as welcome as a dose of the clap. 281 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,999 But it's always nice to be nice. 282 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,299 - Who the hell are you? - Felix DeSouza. 283 00:22:16,399 --> 00:22:18,199 Mr. Durant sent me. 284 00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:20,899 - I asked for a chemist. Where's Lawrence? - In the car. 285 00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:23,299 - He should be here. - I should give a shit. 286 00:22:23,499 --> 00:22:25,499 To me, you're just a ticket to the game. 287 00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:35,499 Where's the chemist? 288 00:22:36,699 --> 00:22:38,299 Where's Lawrence? 289 00:22:39,999 --> 00:22:41,599 You heard him. Where's Lawrence? 290 00:22:43,299 --> 00:22:45,899 Put these in the truck. Get Durant on the phone. 291 00:22:48,199 --> 00:22:51,099 Put these fucking sticks in the boot. 293 00:22:57,199 --> 00:22:58,899 - What's that? - It's Lawrence. 294 00:22:58,999 --> 00:23:01,299 I can see it's fucking Lawrence. What happened? 295 00:23:01,399 --> 00:23:03,599 - You told me to take care of him. - Oh, shit. 296 00:23:03,699 --> 00:23:07,199 I meant to take care of him, not fucking take care of him. 297 00:23:07,299 --> 00:23:14,199 Shit. 300 00:23:15,299 --> 00:23:16,999 Shut the fucking thing, will you? 301 00:23:25,499 --> 00:23:27,399 Fuck... 302 00:23:27,499 --> 00:23:30,299 Get Durant on the fucking phone, right fucking now! 303 00:23:39,499 --> 00:23:41,399 Where's my motherfucking chemist?! 304 00:23:41,499 --> 00:23:44,299 - Lawrence? He should be in the car. - Should be?! 305 00:23:44,399 --> 00:23:46,199 What kind of fuck-up is this Durant? 306 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:49,399 Look, we deal today, or I go to the competition. 307 00:23:49,499 --> 00:23:51,399 Look, let me speak to DeSouza. 308 00:23:51,499 --> 00:23:53,199 DeSouza? DeSouza? 309 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,299 Look, boss, it wasn't my fault. 310 00:23:56,399 --> 00:23:58,199 Besides, he was fucking irritating. 311 00:23:58,299 --> 00:24:01,399 Right now, I couldn't give a gnat's chuff. You twat! 312 00:24:01,499 --> 00:24:03,199 You just make sure McElroy gets here. 313 00:24:03,399 --> 00:24:05,499 Where's my fucking chemist?! 314 00:24:05,599 --> 00:24:08,399 - think we need a new chemist Mr. Durant - I know. I know. 315 00:24:08,499 --> 00:24:10,599 I can fucking hear him, can't I? 316 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,899 Tell him I'm going to get a hold of er... 317 00:24:12,999 --> 00:24:14,999 Pudsey Smith, OK? 318 00:24:15,199 --> 00:24:18,799 Yeah. I am not buying aspirin for a fucking arm and a leg. 319 00:24:18,899 --> 00:24:20,499 He's getting Pudsey Smith. 320 00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:22,599 - Who? - He's a deaf-mute. 321 00:24:22,699 --> 00:24:24,499 Stall him. Just stall him. 322 00:24:24,599 --> 00:24:27,599 You keep that Yankee cunt happy. And alive. 323 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:29,999 All right, boss. Yeah. 324 00:24:33,399 --> 00:24:35,799 Oh! You fucking twat! 325 00:24:39,399 --> 00:24:42,399 What's the plan, then? Freshen up? 326 00:24:42,499 --> 00:24:46,699 Massage? Maybe you fancy a bucket of fried fucking chicken. 327 00:24:46,899 --> 00:24:48,999 If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris. 328 00:24:49,099 --> 00:24:51,199 You can still go to France. It's not too far. 329 00:24:51,299 --> 00:24:54,799 It's full of pricks and they hate fucking Yanks too. Do you fancy a bite? 330 00:24:54,899 --> 00:24:57,099 Yeah. All right. 331 00:25:07,099 --> 00:25:08,899 Hello, stranger! 332 00:25:11,499 --> 00:25:14,399 Said hello to lover boy yet? 333 00:25:14,499 --> 00:25:17,599 - Iki, I'm in a hurry. 334 00:25:17,699 --> 00:25:20,099 Can we get on with it? 335 00:25:28,099 --> 00:25:31,799 Ruger mini-14, 223 calibre. 336 00:25:31,899 --> 00:25:33,899 It comes in a fetching chrome. 337 00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:37,799 20 rounds per banana. 338 00:25:37,899 --> 00:25:42,299 Unless the elite and snazzy Iki special takes your fancy, extending your capacity to 40. 339 00:25:42,399 --> 00:25:45,599 - We've got a Czechoslovakian... - CZ 83, I'll take one. 340 00:25:45,699 --> 00:25:47,099 Oh... 341 00:25:47,299 --> 00:25:49,999 Well, that's young Felix's weapon of choice, isn't it? 342 00:25:50,099 --> 00:25:52,199 Now, there's a trip down memory lane. 343 00:25:52,399 --> 00:25:54,899 I'm partial to a bit of sentiment, me. 344 00:25:54,999 --> 00:25:57,799 I've heard things, you know. He misses you. 345 00:25:59,399 --> 00:26:00,899 So, what are you going to take? 346 00:26:01,099 --> 00:26:05,499 I'll take the Baretta, the CZ, an ankle holster, add the mini-14 and I'm done. 347 00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:08,099 - I want to get in and out fast. - Don't we all? 348 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:10,899 Does Durant still do his deals at the Port Hotel? 349 00:26:10,999 --> 00:26:13,499 Silly lad. It'll be his undoing, one of these days. 350 00:26:13,599 --> 00:26:16,999 But what do you expect from a fella who gets his arse waxed every month? 351 00:26:17,099 --> 00:26:20,599 I forgot what a circus this place is. 352 00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:22,299 Funny, that. 353 00:26:22,399 --> 00:26:26,499 I never did much like the circus. All that poking your head in a lion's mouth shite. 354 00:26:26,599 --> 00:26:29,899 Bring on the horses! Get 'em rogering the dancing girls! 355 00:26:29,999 --> 00:26:31,999 That's a circus. 356 00:26:33,099 --> 00:26:34,699 These... and these 357 00:26:34,899 --> 00:26:36,499 are on the house. 358 00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:40,799 Welcome home... Dawn. 359 00:26:51,099 --> 00:26:52,999 - There you go, mate. - Thanks, mate. 360 00:26:53,099 --> 00:26:54,699 Ta. 361 00:27:02,899 --> 00:27:06,499 What the fuck did they do to this fish? Batter it to death? 362 00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:08,799 Fish and chips. The national dish, mate. 363 00:27:08,899 --> 00:27:11,599 More like a national disaster. 364 00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:14,599 I said you don't really wanna go, I can tell 365 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,399 But I'm gonna take you anyway 366 00:27:16,499 --> 00:27:17,899 What the hell? 367 00:27:17,999 --> 00:27:20,699 So come on, get on in the ride 368 00:27:20,699 --> 00:27:22,999 And let me take you to the other side 369 00:27:24,199 --> 00:27:26,599 You don't really wanna go, I can tell 370 00:27:26,699 --> 00:27:28,299 But I'm gonna take you anyway 371 00:27:28,399 --> 00:27:30,199 What the hell? 372 00:27:30,299 --> 00:27:32,499 So come on, get on in the ride 373 00:27:32,599 --> 00:27:35,499 And let me take you to the other side 374 00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:37,699 I heard you even got a child now 375 00:27:37,799 --> 00:27:38,799 Look at that 376 00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:40,399 A baby momma and a bow-wow... 378 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:46,899 Keys. 379 00:27:49,399 --> 00:27:50,999 Twat. 380 00:27:51,099 --> 00:27:53,099 Come on. 381 00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,799 So, er... 382 00:27:58,899 --> 00:28:01,599 How much are they paying you to wear that skirt? 383 00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:10,999 Fag? 384 00:28:14,399 --> 00:28:16,399 No, motherfucker. 387 00:28:34,099 --> 00:28:36,899 Ah, Mr. McElroy! 388 00:28:36,999 --> 00:28:39,399 That's daring, but very dashing attire. 389 00:28:39,499 --> 00:28:41,199 Let's stick to the business in hand. 390 00:28:41,999 --> 00:28:45,099 Hey, come on! Mr. McElroy's a guest of ours. 391 00:28:47,499 --> 00:28:50,199 OK boys Guns on the table please 392 00:28:51,299 --> 00:28:52,299 Felix? 393 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,799 I've delivered him. I'll have my tickets and be off. 394 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,499 OK. Put your gun on the table. 395 00:28:56,599 --> 00:29:00,399 - Fuck. The game's tomorrow. - Put your fucking gun on the table, you gobshite! 396 00:29:01,999 --> 00:29:03,999 What? 397 00:29:04,099 --> 00:29:06,499 - So, who's the chemist? - This is Pudsey Smith. 398 00:29:06,699 --> 00:29:08,799 A first-class man. Qualified and everything. 399 00:29:10,099 --> 00:29:11,699 He can't talk. He's been shot. 400 00:29:21,099 --> 00:29:23,299 Felix, have you shit your pants, or something? 401 00:29:23,399 --> 00:29:25,399 Something doesn't feel right, Mr. Durant. 402 00:29:25,499 --> 00:29:29,499 I know. You're making me nervous, for fuck's sake! Sit on your hands, or something. 403 00:29:29,699 --> 00:29:32,299 OK, Mr. McElroy, the ball's in your court. 404 00:29:42,899 --> 00:29:46,199 MDMA utilises serotonin 405 00:29:46,299 --> 00:29:49,599 Opiates like heroin utilise dopamine 406 00:29:49,699 --> 00:29:53,299 Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex. 407 00:29:53,399 --> 00:29:55,799 Amphetamines increase adrenaline 408 00:29:55,999 --> 00:30:01,099 and cocaine gets those synapses in the brain firing really fast. 409 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:05,399 My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine. 410 00:30:05,699 --> 00:30:08,799 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid 411 00:30:08,899 --> 00:30:11,799 and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. 412 00:30:12,999 --> 00:30:14,299 It's like a personal visit... 413 00:30:15,699 --> 00:30:17,299 ..from God. 414 00:30:18,899 --> 00:30:20,299 It's that good? 415 00:30:22,699 --> 00:30:25,399 The dog's bollocks. 416 00:30:46,899 --> 00:30:49,199 Felix DeSouza. 417 00:30:49,299 --> 00:30:51,799 - I count ten. - That's right. 418 00:30:51,999 --> 00:30:56,099 That's one million sterling, or 1...1.6 million dollars. 419 00:30:56,299 --> 00:30:58,399 But that ain't what we agreed on, is it? 420 00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:01,299 You're 18.4 million dollars shy. 421 00:31:01,499 --> 00:31:05,199 And I don't care how you cut it, that's a whole lot shy. 422 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:07,299 No... 423 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:10,199 Mr. McElroy, what we have there is a goodwill gesture. 424 00:31:10,399 --> 00:31:11,899 A deposit. A down payment. 425 00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:14,599 One and a half million's not a bad start, is it? 426 00:31:14,699 --> 00:31:19,699 I need to do some research. I need to feed a few thousand to the kids, get some feedback. 427 00:31:19,899 --> 00:31:23,099 You don't think I can allow you to walk out of here with $20 million 428 00:31:23,199 --> 00:31:25,299 for a formula that only exists in your head? 429 00:31:25,399 --> 00:31:27,999 And all I get is what? 430 00:31:28,099 --> 00:31:30,099 An ointment for toe jam. 432 00:31:35,099 --> 00:31:36,499 - Market research. - Right. 433 00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:38,799 Profile customers, send out questionnaires. 434 00:31:43,399 --> 00:31:45,999 Get out the bloody way, Felix. 435 00:31:46,099 --> 00:31:51,699 I can dig that. But unless you've got what we agreed on, what the fuck am I doing here? 436 00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:54,099 Give me a call when you're ready to deal. 437 00:31:54,199 --> 00:31:56,699 - I fucking knew it. 438 00:31:59,499 --> 00:32:01,299 Room service. 439 00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:03,399 That old fuckin' chestnut. 441 00:32:06,999 --> 00:32:08,699 Hey hold it fellas! 442 00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:11,499 It's my sausage and flamin' mash! 444 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:17,099 Sorry, love. Sorry about that, pet. 445 00:32:17,299 --> 00:32:19,199 It's just that er... 446 00:32:19,299 --> 00:32:21,199 my dad ran off with a room service maid. 447 00:32:21,299 --> 00:32:23,799 Things have never really been the same since. 448 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,699 Bollocks. 450 00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:34,099 Now's not a good time. 451 00:32:34,199 --> 00:32:36,099 - Change of plan - What do you mean? 452 00:32:36,199 --> 00:32:37,799 I want McElroy kept alive. 453 00:32:37,899 --> 00:32:39,499 I don't do alive, I do dead. 454 00:32:39,599 --> 00:32:41,199 it's a matter of $20 million 455 00:32:41,299 --> 00:32:42,999 in cash being vaporised, 456 00:32:43,199 --> 00:32:46,499 and it's a matter of a lot of anger being directed at The Lizard man. 457 00:32:46,599 --> 00:32:48,199 You now do alive. 458 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:52,499 My future is inside McEroy's skull 459 00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:55,599 You waste anything and everybody that gets near him. 460 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:58,499 You waste them, not him. 461 00:32:58,699 --> 00:33:01,799 His mind belongs to The Lizard 462 00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:03,699 Shit. 463 00:33:10,399 --> 00:33:12,199 Fucking hell! 464 00:33:15,399 --> 00:33:17,399 Shit, shit, shit! 465 00:33:25,099 --> 00:33:26,699 Arsehole. 466 00:33:28,899 --> 00:33:31,499 Let go, you double-crosser. Let go! They're mine! 467 00:33:31,999 --> 00:33:32,999 Oh! 468 00:33:45,299 --> 00:33:46,899 Oh, shit. 469 00:34:03,699 --> 00:34:05,499 Shit. 470 00:34:11,499 --> 00:34:13,499 Ow! Shit! 471 00:34:13,599 --> 00:34:16,199 I told you to get out of the way, Felix. 472 00:34:16,299 --> 00:34:18,299 - Fuck! I've been shot. - Where? 473 00:34:18,399 --> 00:34:20,299 In the fucking arse! 474 00:34:20,499 --> 00:34:22,699 Man, it's just a flesh wound. Come on. 475 00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:26,399 Flesh wound? Is that supposed to sound like a fuckin' good thing? 477 00:34:32,799 --> 00:34:35,099 Come on, dude. 478 00:34:37,399 --> 00:34:38,599 Oi, sooty. 479 00:34:38,799 --> 00:34:40,399 Sooty! 480 00:34:42,299 --> 00:34:43,699 Here. Take these. 481 00:34:55,399 --> 00:34:57,499 Oh, fuck! 482 00:34:57,699 --> 00:35:00,099 Fuckin' get him, boys. Come on! 483 00:35:05,099 --> 00:35:08,799 - Stay down, bitch. - Oi! You're not driving my car! 484 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,099 Shit. 485 00:35:10,299 --> 00:35:12,099 Give me the fuckin' keys. Get in the car. 486 00:35:12,199 --> 00:35:13,299 Fuck! 488 00:35:26,899 --> 00:35:28,199 Fucking hell! 489 00:35:29,299 --> 00:35:31,899 Get your fat arse out of the flamin' car. Check the hotel. 490 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,799 Put me in the picture. What the fuck happened back there? 491 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,899 I just got shot in the fucking arse 492 00:35:36,999 --> 00:35:39,999 - is what happened! - This is not how we do fuckin' business. 493 00:35:40,099 --> 00:35:42,699 - Just get out of the fucking car! - All right. All right. 494 00:35:42,799 --> 00:35:43,799 Oh, fuck! 495 00:35:49,299 --> 00:35:51,599 What the fuck are you doing? 496 00:35:51,699 --> 00:35:53,399 Woah... 497 00:35:55,099 --> 00:35:56,599 Just take a fucking left! 499 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:07,999 - Get off the pavement! - Shit. 500 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,399 Watch out! 501 00:36:10,499 --> 00:36:12,499 Fuck! 502 00:36:14,199 --> 00:36:16,199 - Which fucking way? - Right. Right. 503 00:36:21,599 --> 00:36:23,999 - Come on! - Christ! 504 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,099 Hey 505 00:36:37,799 --> 00:36:40,199 - The traffic's coming from the right. - I got it. 506 00:36:45,399 --> 00:36:47,099 Fuck! 507 00:36:51,299 --> 00:36:53,299 You! Out of my fuckin' way! 508 00:37:03,099 --> 00:37:04,799 - Oh, bollocks. - The dog's bollocks? 509 00:37:05,699 --> 00:37:07,199 No. Just plain fucking bollocks. 510 00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:08,799 - No dogs involved? - No! 511 00:37:09,699 --> 00:37:11,399 Watch out! Watch out! 512 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:16,899 You'll kill the fucking car! 513 00:37:22,499 --> 00:37:24,799 Fuck. 514 00:37:26,199 --> 00:37:28,099 Oh! Fuck. 516 00:37:35,999 --> 00:37:37,299 Hello? 517 00:37:50,299 --> 00:37:52,299 So, let me get this straight. 518 00:37:52,399 --> 00:37:55,699 "Bollocks" is bad, whereas "the dog's bollocks" is good, huh? 519 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,599 Yeah. 521 00:38:00,599 --> 00:38:02,099 Oh, bollocks. 522 00:38:08,899 --> 00:38:10,599 Gotcha. 523 00:38:22,999 --> 00:38:25,299 Come on, then! 524 00:38:25,399 --> 00:38:26,399 Come on! 526 00:38:35,699 --> 00:38:38,599 - Stop. - God. Fucking Yanks. 527 00:38:38,699 --> 00:38:39,899 Come on! 528 00:38:45,299 --> 00:38:46,299 Shit. 529 00:38:46,499 --> 00:38:47,999 Fucking hell. 530 00:38:50,099 --> 00:38:52,099 Scraping my fucking paintwork! 531 00:38:53,099 --> 00:38:55,499 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 532 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:58,799 - Fuck you, Kane, you shitebag. - Fuck off! 534 00:39:03,599 --> 00:39:04,899 Oh, you little fuck! 535 00:39:04,999 --> 00:39:07,399 Chicken bollocks. 536 00:39:09,399 --> 00:39:10,899 Shit! 538 00:39:15,399 --> 00:39:17,699 Fuck you, Kane, you fucking wanker! 540 00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:49,699 Come here, you! 541 00:39:49,899 --> 00:39:51,499 - Are you all right? - Fuck off! 542 00:39:54,799 --> 00:39:57,099 We've lost them. 544 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:04,999 Yeah, well, let's not take any chances. 545 00:40:27,699 --> 00:40:28,599 Oh... 546 00:40:29,999 --> 00:40:32,299 Oh, shit! 548 00:40:52,799 --> 00:40:54,499 Are you wanting to junk that, pal? 549 00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:55,599 You what? 550 00:40:55,699 --> 00:40:58,499 Dude, do you have a car that works? I need transportation. 551 00:40:58,699 --> 00:41:00,499 I've got a Cooper needing a lick of paint. 552 00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:04,299 She goes. Throw in the XJ6 and she's yours for a 100 quid. 553 00:41:04,399 --> 00:41:08,299 - Deal. - What, a Cooper? Piss off, Popeye. And you. 554 00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:10,599 I'll tell you what 70, quid and the Jag 555 00:41:10,799 --> 00:41:12,399 and I'm robbing myself. 556 00:41:12,499 --> 00:41:15,099 Tha... that's it. That's it. 557 00:41:15,299 --> 00:41:17,999 I've had just about enough of this shite 558 00:41:18,099 --> 00:41:20,099 I got you to that deal in one piece. 559 00:41:20,199 --> 00:41:22,199 I got you out of that deal in one piece. 560 00:41:22,299 --> 00:41:25,399 As far as I'm concerned, my job's done. It's finished. 561 00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:29,199 You can leave my motor alone, get your golf clubs, and fuck off back to Dixie. 562 00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:31,799 Pay attention, Felix DeSouza. 563 00:41:31,999 --> 00:41:36,499 I atomised a major drugs syndicate to be here this morning. 564 00:41:36,699 --> 00:41:41,299 Now, I'm stuck in Liver-fucking-fool with you! 565 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:47,599 And if I need you to sell your car to help me, you will sell your goddamn car! 566 00:41:54,499 --> 00:41:56,699 Do I look like the Salvation Army? 567 00:41:56,799 --> 00:41:59,799 Have I got Jim'll Fix It written on my fucking hat? 568 00:41:59,999 --> 00:42:03,599 I'm sorry, mate, but help's not a word I'm too familiar with, you know. 570 00:42:10,299 --> 00:42:11,399 Fuck off! 571 00:42:33,599 --> 00:42:35,599 I don't believe it. 572 00:42:37,499 --> 00:42:39,499 So, who's the girl? 573 00:42:42,399 --> 00:42:44,899 It's my ex-girlfriend. 574 00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:52,099 Arthur. I want you to describe the situation to me. 575 00:42:52,299 --> 00:42:55,599 Seven shades of shit in a one-shit trumpet, sir. 576 00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:58,399 It looks like some kind of a drugs buy. 577 00:42:58,499 --> 00:43:00,099 None of your ordinary 578 00:43:00,299 --> 00:43:03,699 Aye aye. Got some blue tabs. They look like sweets. 579 00:43:03,899 --> 00:43:05,899 How are you? 580 00:43:05,999 --> 00:43:09,199 What do you mean, how am I? Nearly cut my fucking ear off! 581 00:43:09,299 --> 00:43:11,299 And I've hurt my knee. 582 00:43:11,399 --> 00:43:16,499 Now, I want you to get the pills and take them straight down to the lab, double time. 583 00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:20,499 You got that? And then you call me. Now, what else have you got? 584 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:22,899 Six dead bodies and one live one. 585 00:43:22,999 --> 00:43:25,499 Chief, it's Leopold Durant. 586 00:43:25,699 --> 00:43:28,999 Durant? Right. Now, concentrate, Arthur. 587 00:43:29,099 --> 00:43:32,999 Get that fat fuck down here pronto. 588 00:43:33,099 --> 00:43:34,599 But, sir, he's dying. 589 00:43:34,799 --> 00:43:37,799 Then you'd better be fucking quick about it, hadn't you? 591 00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:44,599 She dumped me. 592 00:43:46,299 --> 00:43:48,299 Two years ago now. 593 00:43:50,399 --> 00:43:53,099 Changed her name from Dawn to Dakota. 594 00:43:53,199 --> 00:43:55,899 Fucked off for Las Vegas and a deck of cards. 595 00:43:56,099 --> 00:43:58,299 So who hired her to take me out? 596 00:43:58,399 --> 00:44:00,699 You're asking the wrong question, mate. 597 00:44:02,499 --> 00:44:04,799 She's your guardian angel. 598 00:44:07,199 --> 00:44:09,799 if she wanted you dead you'd be dead 599 00:44:09,999 --> 00:44:11,999 She never misses. 600 00:44:12,099 --> 00:44:14,099 I mean, fucking look at that. 601 00:44:15,399 --> 00:44:20,499 If she really wanted to hit me... I'd be shiteing through a tube for the rest of my life. 602 00:44:23,099 --> 00:44:25,999 Someone wants you kept alive. 603 00:44:33,199 --> 00:44:37,599 Somebody's trying to cut in on Durant's deal. They're shitting again. 604 00:44:37,699 --> 00:44:40,099 - Yeah, well, shit happens. - No 605 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:42,599 Shit don't just happen, shit takes time. 606 00:44:42,699 --> 00:44:44,699 Shit takes effort. 607 00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,999 $20 million-worth of effort. 609 00:44:49,699 --> 00:44:52,099 I've got to get a new deal on, fast. 610 00:44:52,299 --> 00:44:54,899 You know the town, you know the players. 611 00:44:54,999 --> 00:44:56,699 Look... 612 00:44:58,599 --> 00:45:00,599 ..all I want is a ticket for the game. 613 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:02,699 Do you think you can swing that? 614 00:45:02,799 --> 00:45:06,399 $20 million could swing anything. You know what I'm selling. 615 00:45:06,499 --> 00:45:08,499 Well, how much? 616 00:45:08,599 --> 00:45:11,499 5% of whatever I get out of any deal you set up. 617 00:45:11,599 --> 00:45:13,599 That's a million dollars. 618 00:45:13,699 --> 00:45:16,899 Hell, you could buy your own goddamn stadium with that. 619 00:45:21,299 --> 00:45:24,199 - Game's tomorrow. - You'd better get started, then. 620 00:45:24,399 --> 00:45:26,399 Oh, and Felix. 621 00:45:26,499 --> 00:45:29,099 A word of advice. 622 00:45:29,199 --> 00:45:32,999 You ever want to get the girl, you've got to broaden your horizons. 624 00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:42,999 KANE: What the fuck is that? 625 00:45:43,099 --> 00:45:45,099 What is it? 626 00:45:45,199 --> 00:45:47,199 What? Scotch mist? 627 00:45:48,799 --> 00:45:51,099 Now, now, now, now, now. 628 00:45:51,299 --> 00:45:53,899 You are getting greedy, Leopold. 629 00:45:54,999 --> 00:46:00,999 It's a big deal going down, and you are trying to cut me out of the fucking loop. 630 00:46:01,199 --> 00:46:05,899 I told you. Face the fuck front! 632 00:46:09,999 --> 00:46:11,699 This is going to cost you 633 00:46:11,899 --> 00:46:14,399 an additional 15%. 634 00:46:14,499 --> 00:46:15,799 No? 635 00:46:15,999 --> 00:46:17,599 All right, then. 30. 636 00:46:17,699 --> 00:46:19,299 As you're being so difficult. 637 00:46:19,399 --> 00:46:24,099 How about this? 50-50. Why settle for anything less, eh? 638 00:46:26,199 --> 00:46:28,199 60-40. 639 00:46:28,299 --> 00:46:34,899 Leopold, I don't know if you noticed, my son, but you're in urgent need of a fucking doctor. 640 00:46:36,399 --> 00:46:38,399 50-50. 641 00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:40,399 Good boy. 642 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,399 All right, then, Arthur. Take him down. 645 00:46:50,499 --> 00:46:52,599 Fuck! 646 00:46:54,999 --> 00:47:00,699 You really have excelled yourself this time, haven't you, Arthur? Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. 647 00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:04,299 Eastern meditation music 648 00:47:12,899 --> 00:47:15,599 Omar, it's my own interpretation, innit? 649 00:47:15,699 --> 00:47:18,699 - You need to find your centre. - Get off my leg! 650 00:47:18,799 --> 00:47:21,299 - Find your centre. - Stop messing... Omar! 651 00:47:22,399 --> 00:47:27,099 Omar, you're messing with my delicate energy field here, all right? 652 00:47:27,299 --> 00:47:28,899 OK, OK. 653 00:47:30,099 --> 00:47:32,299 - Cocksucker. - Find your centre, Omar. 655 00:47:34,999 --> 00:47:36,099 Hello? 656 00:47:36,199 --> 00:47:38,499 You've got one chance, mate - yes or no - 657 00:47:38,599 --> 00:47:42,199 to be the number one shite in this particular cesspool. 658 00:47:42,299 --> 00:47:46,699 Bugger me sideways. Felix DeSouza, you misguided wanker. I'm already number one. 659 00:47:46,799 --> 00:47:49,199 Always was a bit of a pock - Leo Durant 660 00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:51,199 - Now he's a dead pock - Dead? 661 00:47:51,399 --> 00:47:54,399 Hang on, Felix. It's my other line. 662 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:57,699 Hello? 663 00:47:57,799 --> 00:47:59,399 I need to find Felix. 664 00:47:59,499 --> 00:48:01,499 Hello, Dawn. 665 00:48:02,799 --> 00:48:04,799 Time to scratch that itch, is it? 666 00:48:04,899 --> 00:48:06,999 Well, he's gnawing my fucking wigwam. 667 00:48:07,099 --> 00:48:10,799 - Where does he hang out these days? - Hang on a minute, Dawn. 668 00:48:10,899 --> 00:48:11,899 Felix... 669 00:48:11,999 --> 00:48:13,999 Listen, me and er... 670 00:48:14,099 --> 00:48:16,799 My associate and I have selected you to deal with. 671 00:48:16,899 --> 00:48:19,599 Well, aren't I just the luckiest bugger alive? 672 00:48:20,699 --> 00:48:23,099 - Stay there. - I don't fucking believe it. 673 00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:27,899 - Have you tried Re-Fresh, Pink Factor? - Yeah, all of them. 674 00:48:27,999 --> 00:48:30,699 Hang on a minute, tiger. Just let me deal with this. 675 00:48:30,799 --> 00:48:32,799 Let me talk to him. 676 00:48:33,999 --> 00:48:35,999 The deal is $20 million 677 00:48:36,099 --> 00:48:39,699 The deal is non-negotiable. The deal expires at midnight. 678 00:48:39,799 --> 00:48:44,599 Oh, Mr. McElroy, 20 million sounds fannytastic. Yes! 679 00:48:45,799 --> 00:48:50,899 Negotiation's for arsewipes. If you're not here by midnight, I'll shit myself with woe. 680 00:48:51,099 --> 00:48:53,699 I want samples, Mr. McElroy. Supersonic samples. 681 00:48:53,799 --> 00:48:59,199 I want frost, I want 100,000 miles an hour of intergalactic spaciness. See ya. 682 00:48:59,399 --> 00:49:01,399 We in the house. 683 00:49:03,299 --> 00:49:05,199 Hya Daw Sorry to keep you 684 00:49:05,399 --> 00:49:07,799 There might be one person who knows where he is. 685 00:49:14,599 --> 00:49:15,999 Fuck. 686 00:49:20,399 --> 00:49:21,999 What the fuck is that? 687 00:49:22,199 --> 00:49:25,599 Congratulations pal That's your new Cooper 688 00:49:25,699 --> 00:49:27,699 Mini Cooper. 690 00:49:35,299 --> 00:49:37,699 Have I got to sort out every fucking problem? 691 00:49:37,799 --> 00:49:40,499 A laboratory. Or as you would say, a lab-oratree. 692 00:49:40,599 --> 00:49:42,599 We need a lab, Felix. 693 00:49:42,799 --> 00:49:47,399 I'm sure that's dead easy where you come from. Fucking lab on every corner, is it? 695 00:50:00,999 --> 00:50:02,399 Piss off. 703 00:50:30,899 --> 00:50:34,599 Well, shit in a bag and punch it. She's back. 704 00:50:38,099 --> 00:50:39,699 I need to find Felix. 705 00:50:39,799 --> 00:50:42,999 And what do you need from me? A map and a fucking compass? 706 00:50:43,099 --> 00:50:45,099 Shirley... 707 00:50:45,199 --> 00:50:48,799 You broke his heart. Did you even give a thought about that? 708 00:50:48,999 --> 00:50:52,099 - This was a mistake. - Most sensible thing you've said. 709 00:50:54,599 --> 00:50:57,099 Are you still shooting people for a living? 710 00:50:57,199 --> 00:51:00,299 What kind of fucking career is that, then, eh? 711 00:51:03,299 --> 00:51:06,999 - Look, can I come in? - And do what? The dirty stop-out 712 00:51:07,099 --> 00:51:09,199 doesn't come home till breakfast. 713 00:51:11,499 --> 00:51:13,899 Really good to be home. 714 00:51:19,399 --> 00:51:22,299 It's great to see you again, love. 715 00:51:23,899 --> 00:51:27,599 Baby, it's still you I'm thinking of 716 00:51:27,699 --> 00:51:29,999 Don't be cruel 717 00:51:30,199 --> 00:51:32,199 To a heart that's true... 719 00:51:42,199 --> 00:51:44,199 I wanted to see the world. 720 00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:47,599 Liverpool isn't the world. 721 00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:52,999 I couldn't take America. It was like fucking Albania in neon. 722 00:51:53,099 --> 00:51:55,199 And that stupid football shirt. 723 00:51:57,099 --> 00:52:01,199 What kind of man jumps into bed shouting, "Come on, you Reds"? 724 00:52:01,299 --> 00:52:03,499 She made me laugh. 725 00:52:07,399 --> 00:52:09,399 Good shag, though. 726 00:52:09,499 --> 00:52:12,899 I tell you, she'd kill anyone for me, I'll say that for her. 727 00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:14,599 He's got problems. 728 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:16,199 She's got problems. 729 00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:18,499 Shouldn't have come back. 730 00:52:18,699 --> 00:52:20,199 Better off. 731 00:52:28,099 --> 00:52:30,099 I need everything on this list. 732 00:52:30,299 --> 00:52:33,399 I'm dying for a smoke. You haven't any ciggies, have you? 733 00:52:33,499 --> 00:52:36,199 I'm sorry. Cigarettes are bad for your health. 734 00:52:36,299 --> 00:52:39,899 So's a fucking punch in the throat. I need fucking nicotine now! 735 00:52:39,999 --> 00:52:43,099 No need to shout at me. I'm Pakistani, not deaf. 736 00:52:44,199 --> 00:52:47,799 - Take a puff on this! - Oh, fuck off. 737 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:49,399 You? 738 00:52:50,499 --> 00:52:54,899 You! Dress-wearing er... monkey-boy. 739 00:52:54,999 --> 00:52:57,299 Monkey-boy! 740 00:52:57,399 --> 00:53:00,899 You're going to take them drugs of yours and make it work for us. 741 00:53:00,999 --> 00:53:05,299 - And where would I do this? - In my lab. 742 00:53:05,499 --> 00:53:07,599 - You got a lab? - Yeah, of course. 743 00:53:08,999 --> 00:53:11,699 What do you take us for? Rank fucking amateurs? 746 00:53:26,599 --> 00:53:28,099 Come on! 748 00:53:37,599 --> 00:53:39,599 Just say no. 749 00:53:39,799 --> 00:53:42,099 How the fuck did we end up in here? 750 00:53:42,199 --> 00:53:45,199 One little mistake... 30 years ago. 751 00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,799 All of these items are over-the-counter. 752 00:53:57,999 --> 00:53:59,999 Nothing illegal here. 753 00:54:00,099 --> 00:54:02,099 You're no fucking help, are you? 754 00:54:02,199 --> 00:54:07,299 I beg to differ. You see, it's not the ingredients themselves which determine the effect 755 00:54:07,399 --> 00:54:09,699 but the manner in which they're combined. 756 00:54:09,799 --> 00:54:11,799 These kids are getting very smart. 757 00:54:16,399 --> 00:54:18,399 He's right. 758 00:54:18,599 --> 00:54:20,599 The ravers are the key. 759 00:54:20,699 --> 00:54:23,699 Aren't you the clever little chunky monkey? 760 00:54:23,899 --> 00:54:27,299 You keep banging on about my weight. You're crossing a line. 761 00:54:27,399 --> 00:54:29,399 Arthur, it was a joke. 762 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:31,899 It was a joke. Smile. 763 00:54:32,099 --> 00:54:34,099 Smile. 764 00:54:34,199 --> 00:54:35,799 You fat cunt. 765 00:54:37,999 --> 00:54:39,999 Yo, Blowjob. 766 00:54:40,199 --> 00:54:45,899 P-O-S 51. Comes in blue or race-car red. 767 00:54:45,999 --> 00:54:48,899 Destination: stratosphere. 768 00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:55,799 Only, this one gets you there in 60 seconds. 769 00:54:55,899 --> 00:54:58,099 You try one first. 770 00:54:58,199 --> 00:55:00,199 Thought you'd never ask. 771 00:55:14,499 --> 00:55:16,799 P-O-S 51 ? 772 00:55:16,899 --> 00:55:18,899 You can't call it that. 773 00:55:18,999 --> 00:55:22,399 Punters'll feel like right tits asking for tabs of 438 l-O-U, 774 00:55:22,499 --> 00:55:26,499 whatever the number is. No-one's going to know what they're on about. 775 00:55:26,699 --> 00:55:30,599 These scumbags spend their entire life smacked out of their heads. 776 00:55:30,799 --> 00:55:34,299 Numbers - they couldn't even tell you what fucking time it is. 777 00:55:37,299 --> 00:55:39,399 All right, Mr. Smug, what have you done? 778 00:55:42,599 --> 00:55:44,899 I think the shit's about to hit the fan. 783 00:56:14,299 --> 00:56:17,399 - Curry was a bad idea, lads. 785 00:56:22,999 --> 00:56:24,599 - Oh yeah 786 00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:27,399 Please. Please. 788 00:56:31,799 --> 00:56:34,399 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks. 800 00:57:47,199 --> 00:57:49,099 Brothers gonna work it out. 801 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,499 Brothers gonna work it out 802 00:57:51,599 --> 00:57:55,799 He's a chemical brother! Mr. McElroy... welcome. 803 00:57:55,899 --> 00:57:58,699 - How you doing, man? - Spectacular is what I'm doing. 804 00:57:58,899 --> 00:58:00,999 Spectacular 805 00:58:01,099 --> 00:58:03,799 Nice skirt. Special occasion, is it? 807 00:58:06,399 --> 00:58:09,699 Are you going to be all right here on your own? 808 00:58:09,799 --> 00:58:11,799 - She's here. - Right. 809 00:58:11,999 --> 00:58:16,399 - Everything all right, lads? Problems? - No, man. Nothing we can't handle. 816 00:58:38,899 --> 00:58:44,699 Every chemical used in the production of this drug is 100% legal. 817 00:58:44,799 --> 00:58:51,099 Not one ingredient is found on any known government's banned substance watch list. 818 00:58:52,299 --> 00:58:54,999 Hell, you can ship super tankers of this shit. 819 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:59,699 You can even lay a goddamn pipeline and no-one would bat an eye. 820 00:59:05,299 --> 00:59:07,499 P-O-S 51. 821 00:59:07,699 --> 00:59:10,199 It's all that. 822 00:59:10,299 --> 00:59:12,999 And it can be yours. 823 00:59:13,199 --> 00:59:15,999 If the price... is right. 824 00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:41,799 Chemistry... Mr. McElroy. 825 00:59:43,999 --> 00:59:45,999 What is chemistry... 826 00:59:47,299 --> 00:59:51,099 ..but the ability to attract adoration in others? 827 00:59:56,799 --> 00:59:59,399 You see, you're like me, Mr. McElroy. 828 00:59:59,499 --> 01:00:02,999 You're a sky-highatrist, I'm a sky-high artist. 829 01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:06,499 See i always knew 'd be a drug dealer even when i was a kid 830 01:00:06,599 --> 01:00:09,399 I saw my dad hit my mother my mother hit my brother 831 01:00:09,599 --> 01:00:12,299 my brother hit my sister, and my sister fuck my father. 832 01:00:12,499 --> 01:00:14,199 So i suppose it's inevitable, really. 833 01:00:14,299 --> 01:00:18,299 You'd have to be on drugs just to live in that madhouse, wouldn't you? 834 01:00:18,399 --> 01:00:21,399 Drugs are good, Mr. McElroy. 835 01:00:22,599 --> 01:00:24,599 Drugs are our mates. 836 01:00:26,499 --> 01:00:30,099 Fuck. I'm getting on my own nerves. 837 01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:34,599 What I'm trying to say to you, Mr. McElroy, is... 838 01:00:37,699 --> 01:00:41,799 ..I'm very much attracted to what you have to offer. 840 01:00:54,499 --> 01:00:56,499 How are you doing, Felix? 841 01:00:57,599 --> 01:00:59,599 Well, my boss is dead... 842 01:01:00,799 --> 01:01:03,199 ..can't get a ticket for tomorrow's match, 843 01:01:03,399 --> 01:01:06,599 and, oh, yeah, I've got a fucking bullet hole in the arse. 844 01:01:07,799 --> 01:01:09,599 Apart from that, 845 01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:11,699 I'm tiptop. 846 01:01:15,399 --> 01:01:17,399 So who's the target? 847 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:20,199 You've got that look in your eye. 848 01:01:20,299 --> 01:01:22,299 I've been looking for you 849 01:01:22,499 --> 01:01:26,299 Oh, yeah? For old times' sake or for the company I keep? 850 01:01:26,399 --> 01:01:28,499 Little bit of both. 851 01:01:31,299 --> 01:01:33,299 So, you have got me on your list, then? 852 01:01:34,599 --> 01:01:36,599 You've always been on my list. 853 01:01:39,199 --> 01:01:41,799 40 years ago 854 01:01:41,899 --> 01:01:46,399 a rock-and-roll revolution was launched in this town. 856 01:01:47,999 --> 01:01:52,199 Tonight, we're going to launch a new revolution. 857 01:01:53,699 --> 01:01:59,699 One that will rock and roll your senses. 859 01:02:01,499 --> 01:02:05,299 And you... are my test pilots. 860 01:02:05,499 --> 01:02:13,099 You're going to kiss the sun and taste the motherfuckin' rainbow. 862 01:02:18,699 --> 01:02:21,999 Are you ready? 863 01:02:22,099 --> 01:02:26,499 Are... you... ready? 864 01:02:26,599 --> 01:02:32,199 Then let's get ready to party. 866 01:03:16,099 --> 01:03:18,499 Have you any idea how much I missed you? 867 01:03:18,599 --> 01:03:20,199 Why didn't you stay with me, then? 868 01:03:20,399 --> 01:03:22,999 What, me? in America? Don't be soft! 869 01:03:23,099 --> 01:03:25,999 Besides, I don't know who you are any more, girl. 870 01:03:26,199 --> 01:03:30,199 It's been nearly two years. I haven't heard a word. 871 01:03:33,299 --> 01:03:35,299 Still... 872 01:03:36,399 --> 01:03:38,199 I always hoped... 873 01:03:41,999 --> 01:03:43,999 ..you might... 874 01:03:44,099 --> 01:03:45,799 change your mind... 875 01:03:46,899 --> 01:03:49,499 ..and come home. 876 01:03:52,699 --> 01:03:54,699 We could have a fresh start. 877 01:03:58,399 --> 01:04:00,399 Aren't you going to say anything? 878 01:04:29,799 --> 01:04:33,099 This, Mr. McElroy, is a fucking miracle. 879 01:04:33,199 --> 01:04:38,299 Drug use will reach epidemic proportions, revolutions will break out, governments will fall! 880 01:04:39,199 --> 01:04:41,899 20 million, and not a penny less! 881 01:04:41,999 --> 01:04:44,299 - Where do I sign? - Si... Sign?! 882 01:04:44,399 --> 01:04:46,399 This ain't some written contract. 883 01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:49,799 The kind of agreement I could take you to court and sue your ass over. 884 01:04:49,899 --> 01:04:51,899 You fuck me on this deal, 885 01:04:52,099 --> 01:04:55,299 I gotta take out a contract just to get even on the goddamn contract! 886 01:04:55,399 --> 01:04:58,499 We think we have an agreement, we think we see things the same way. 887 01:04:58,699 --> 01:04:59,899 Either we do, or we don't. 888 01:04:59,999 --> 01:05:01,699 You're either in, or you're out. 889 01:05:01,799 --> 01:05:04,599 You give me the money, I give you the formula. Are we clear? 890 01:05:05,799 --> 01:05:09,399 Crystal, Mr. McElroy. Crystal. 891 01:05:09,499 --> 01:05:12,599 I'm not Leo Durant. I'm a man of my word. 892 01:05:12,699 --> 01:05:14,799 Get in my way, 893 01:05:14,899 --> 01:05:16,999 and I'm gonna have to shoot you. 894 01:05:19,599 --> 01:05:21,999 Get in my way, and I'm gonna have to shoot you again. 895 01:05:23,799 --> 01:05:25,799 I've got to work, babe. 896 01:05:29,299 --> 01:05:31,799 Fucking cow! 898 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,299 Oh, fuck! 899 01:05:42,399 --> 01:05:45,999 Can't a brother just deal some goddamn drugs? 900 01:05:48,699 --> 01:05:51,299 Time to go, Elmo. 901 01:06:06,799 --> 01:06:09,399 Mr. Kane. Is it that time of the month already? 902 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:12,999 I thought you weren't due till next week, you eager beaver. 903 01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:24,599 Now, ain't that always the way? 904 01:06:24,699 --> 01:06:27,399 Elevator music, a nigger in a kilt, 905 01:06:27,499 --> 01:06:30,499 and a chick with a nickel-plated nine. 907 01:06:34,599 --> 01:06:36,599 And now a word from our sponsor. 908 01:06:36,699 --> 01:06:38,699 That ain't no Liverpool accent. 909 01:06:40,099 --> 01:06:42,099 - Say hello, Elmo. - Hello, Elmo. 910 01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:45,599 Absence makes the heart grow fonder Elmo 911 01:06:45,699 --> 01:06:48,499 And The Lizard so full of 912 01:06:48,599 --> 01:06:50,599 motherfucking fonderence for you 913 01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:55,399 that he got on this plane just to come see you. 914 01:06:55,499 --> 01:06:57,199 I'm touched. 915 01:06:57,399 --> 01:06:59,699 - You will be. - You got my cash? 916 01:06:59,899 --> 01:07:02,599 You're flush, sweetcakes. You are flush. 917 01:07:03,799 --> 01:07:06,999 He's looking forward to seeing you. 918 01:07:19,299 --> 01:07:22,199 So, what's the price tag on my ass? 919 01:07:22,299 --> 01:07:24,299 It's enough. Move. 921 01:07:38,699 --> 01:07:42,099 Last stop. There's nowhere from here but down. 922 01:07:42,199 --> 01:07:43,699 Reel me in! 923 01:07:43,899 --> 01:07:46,099 Why would I dream of doing a stupid thing like that? 924 01:07:46,199 --> 01:07:49,299 - Pull me up, will you? - Fold or call? 925 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:53,499 - What? - You play poker. Fold or call? 926 01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:55,699 - I'm your last chance, girl. 927 01:07:55,799 --> 01:07:57,999 I'm that out you've been looking for. 928 01:07:58,099 --> 01:08:00,999 I'm only gonna make this offer once. 929 01:08:01,099 --> 01:08:03,599 You either take it and get out from under The Lizard's ass 930 01:08:03,799 --> 01:08:06,499 or you stay a slave and wonder where your life went. 931 01:08:06,599 --> 01:08:09,799 You think you can save me, do you? Look where you are! 932 01:08:09,999 --> 01:08:13,399 - Get real! - A million in bonds, untraceable. 933 01:08:13,599 --> 01:08:16,399 That's real! That's a fresh start. 934 01:08:16,599 --> 01:08:20,199 Try quitting while you're ahead for a change... Dawn. 935 01:08:20,399 --> 01:08:22,399 - No. - No?! 937 01:08:25,599 --> 01:08:28,599 I want 10% of your deal with Iki. 938 01:08:28,699 --> 01:08:30,299 You're negotiating with me?! 939 01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:31,999 Look at your options. 940 01:08:34,599 --> 01:08:36,199 10%. 941 01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:38,499 Have a look at yours. 942 01:08:42,499 --> 01:08:44,299 All right. 944 01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:58,799 Now that is a lovely dress. 945 01:08:58,999 --> 01:09:00,399 Need the extra room, do you? 946 01:09:00,599 --> 01:09:02,399 Tell me something. I'm intrigued. 947 01:09:02,599 --> 01:09:05,499 Is it true that you fellas are equipped with incredibly... 948 01:09:08,599 --> 01:09:10,299 ..large... 949 01:09:12,199 --> 01:09:13,699 Fuck! 950 01:09:15,899 --> 01:09:17,499 Thanks. 951 01:09:17,699 --> 01:09:18,899 My pleasure. 952 01:09:18,999 --> 01:09:20,399 You can move your arm now. 953 01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:27,399 Right, then you Scouse git 954 01:09:28,499 --> 01:09:30,499 In the last 12 hours 955 01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:33,799 this city has gone from a peaceful, fun-loving, Utopia 956 01:09:33,819 --> 01:09:35,899 to an all-out fucking war zone. 957 01:09:36,099 --> 01:09:38,099 And I, Virgil Kane... 958 01:09:39,199 --> 01:09:41,199 Well, I want to know why. 959 01:09:41,299 --> 01:09:46,499 Nobody cuts me out of anything in this parochial pisshole. 960 01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:48,499 You smell that, Felix. Smell it. 961 01:09:48,599 --> 01:09:50,999 - Smell it! 962 01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:53,099 That is essence of Durant. 963 01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:57,199 And Durant got what he deserved. 964 01:09:57,299 --> 01:09:59,799 So, when a deal goes down, 965 01:09:59,999 --> 01:10:03,499 you, my old sausage, will fix it. Time and place. 966 01:10:03,699 --> 01:10:05,799 And then you will call me. 967 01:10:05,899 --> 01:10:08,999 Otherwise... Accessory to murder. 968 01:10:10,099 --> 01:10:12,899 Possession of a firearm. 969 01:10:12,999 --> 01:10:14,799 You fuck me, 970 01:10:14,999 --> 01:10:16,999 I'll have you on your hands and your knees, 971 01:10:17,099 --> 01:10:21,499 with your arse in the air, exposing your rusty sheriff's badge for the next 20 years. 972 01:10:24,099 --> 01:10:27,099 So ask yourself, are you going to help restore 973 01:10:27,299 --> 01:10:29,599 some national pride, and stick one on the Yanks? 974 01:10:29,699 --> 01:10:32,899 Or, like the rest of your life, are you going to piss it all away? 975 01:10:34,499 --> 01:10:36,799 Are you going to help me 976 01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:38,599 to help you? 977 01:10:38,699 --> 01:10:40,699 Eight hours till kickoff. 978 01:10:43,299 --> 01:10:44,999 It's a big game. 979 01:10:46,199 --> 01:10:49,099 Let's just see if you come good. 980 01:10:59,819 --> 01:11:01,399 Mr. Kane. 981 01:11:07,819 --> 01:11:09,699 See ya! 982 01:11:12,399 --> 01:11:15,099 - You'll never walk alone, eh, mate? 985 01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:34,119 Help me to help you? Cunt! 986 01:12:03,499 --> 01:12:06,899 How do you think that motherfucker would do against people who diss 987 01:12:06,999 --> 01:12:10,499 like Soso McGure, Griffy They'd be knocking this shit out the park 988 01:12:10,599 --> 01:12:13,599 He can't throw that kinda heat! Kevin's got what's goin' on here! 989 01:12:13,799 --> 01:12:16,699 - You don't know what you're talking about - Bullshit 990 01:12:16,799 --> 01:12:20,299 Kevin Brown couldn't carry Sandy Koufax's jockstrap. 991 01:12:20,399 --> 01:12:22,799 You've been listening to too much Vince Scully. 992 01:12:22,899 --> 01:12:27,199 You need to get your ear out of the radio, and carry your ass out to the ball game. 993 01:12:28,799 --> 01:12:30,799 Sorry, but er... 994 01:12:31,999 --> 01:12:33,599 ..have I missed something? 995 01:12:39,599 --> 01:12:40,999 What the fuck is that? 996 01:12:41,199 --> 01:12:45,099 - Black pudding. Fried pig's blood. - Oh! 997 01:12:45,299 --> 01:12:47,799 Are you two planning on filling me in, or what? 998 01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,999 Elmo's propositioned her. 999 01:12:52,099 --> 01:12:54,299 Nice one, Shirley. 1000 01:12:54,399 --> 01:12:55,899 I'm listening. 1001 01:12:56,099 --> 01:13:00,099 Lizard offered Dakota 250K to deliver my live ass to him. 1002 01:13:00,299 --> 01:13:03,899 I've made her a significantly better offer. 1003 01:13:03,999 --> 01:13:06,799 And I'm thinking... she might entertain... 1004 01:13:07,899 --> 01:13:10,399 ..certain sentimental reasons for not doing her job. 1005 01:13:10,499 --> 01:13:12,299 The question is 1006 01:13:12,499 --> 01:13:15,699 whether it's going to pay me... to be sentimental. 1007 01:13:21,099 --> 01:13:23,399 Look, we have a choice. 1008 01:13:24,199 --> 01:13:28,099 We can use our "Get out of jail free" cards, 1009 01:13:28,199 --> 01:13:34,099 or we can choose "Stop, do not pass Go". Do not collect 20 million dollars. 1010 01:13:35,599 --> 01:13:37,599 Do we have a deal? 1011 01:13:42,499 --> 01:13:45,299 Do that again, I will definitely fucking shoot you. 1012 01:13:45,399 --> 01:13:47,899 Shut your gob! Go and get yourself cleaned up! 1013 01:13:56,799 --> 01:13:58,899 - And no shagging up there! - Yeah. 1014 01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:01,499 No shagging up there. 1015 01:14:14,799 --> 01:14:16,799 We do this job and we get out. 1016 01:14:25,899 --> 01:14:27,899 It's what we all want, isn't it? 1019 01:14:36,899 --> 01:14:38,199 Just to get out. 1024 01:14:54,299 --> 01:14:56,299 So, what's the plan? 1025 01:14:56,499 --> 01:14:58,499 You tell me. 1027 01:15:05,199 --> 01:15:07,199 What's the plan? 1028 01:15:07,399 --> 01:15:08,899 You tell me. 1040 01:15:58,999 --> 01:16:01,299 Listen! It's got to come from your belly. 1041 01:16:01,499 --> 01:16:03,999 Right deep down! 1042 01:16:04,099 --> 01:16:06,099 It's your birth trauma. 1043 01:16:06,299 --> 01:16:10,199 Now cleanse your charkas and let it all out. 1045 01:16:16,699 --> 01:16:20,099 - Let it go! - I'm trying, you fucking fairy! 1047 01:16:22,399 --> 01:16:24,199 All right? 1050 01:16:32,099 --> 01:16:35,199 - All-righty. Good morning. - All right, let's finish this deal. 1051 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,299 My sentiments exactly. 1052 01:16:38,499 --> 01:16:41,499 - Any particular venue? - No airports no hotel rooms 1053 01:16:41,599 --> 01:16:44,899 no dockyards, no barges, no pharmacies, 1054 01:16:44,999 --> 01:16:46,799 - no animal-testing labs. - Oh! 1055 01:16:46,899 --> 01:16:50,399 - No rooftops. - Riddles! Riddles! I love riddles. 1056 01:16:50,499 --> 01:16:53,499 No abandoned warehouses or rave clubs. 1057 01:16:55,799 --> 01:16:57,799 I want total privacy 1058 01:16:57,899 --> 01:17:00,599 in a very public place. 1059 01:17:01,899 --> 01:17:03,899 And security. 1060 01:17:03,999 --> 01:17:06,299 Cops. Lots of them. 1061 01:17:06,499 --> 01:17:09,499 And witnesses. Thousands of witnesses. 1062 01:17:09,699 --> 01:17:13,299 - You getting my drift? - We er 've got a certain er 1063 01:17:13,499 --> 01:17:17,799 business indulgence, shall we say, that I could er... utilise. 1064 01:17:17,899 --> 01:17:20,899 - So, what time's kickoff? - Three o?clock sharp 1065 01:17:20,999 --> 01:17:22,099 I'll be there. 1066 01:17:22,299 --> 01:17:23,999 Football and drugs. 1067 01:17:24,099 --> 01:17:26,099 A perfect Saturday afternoon. 1068 01:17:27,799 --> 01:17:29,799 Liverpool! 1069 01:17:29,899 --> 01:17:31,899 Liverpool! 1070 01:17:32,099 --> 01:17:33,399 Come on! 1071 01:17:33,499 --> 01:17:34,699 Charkas! 1075 01:17:56,299 --> 01:17:58,299 No, no, no, no, no, chubster. 1076 01:17:58,399 --> 01:18:00,399 - You stay here. - What for? 1077 01:18:00,499 --> 01:18:05,799 I don't know. Keep your eyes peeled on the exit. And try for fuck's sake to blend in, cunt! 1078 01:18:09,299 --> 01:18:11,299 This clown better deliver. 1079 01:18:11,399 --> 01:18:14,999 Don't worry. Iki put something like this together a couple of years ago now. 1080 01:18:15,099 --> 01:18:16,699 Yeah? What happened? 1081 01:18:16,799 --> 01:18:18,299 They all died. 1082 01:18:20,499 --> 01:18:22,499 We get in, we get out. 1083 01:18:22,599 --> 01:18:24,599 What about the game? 1084 01:18:24,699 --> 01:18:28,699 - We're staying to watch the game, right? - Dude, I'm in, then I'm out. 1085 01:18:37,899 --> 01:18:43,799 Virgin Atlantic announce the arrival of Flight ES12 from Los Angeles 1086 01:18:47,399 --> 01:18:48,599 Any glass bottles? 1087 01:18:48,699 --> 01:18:51,999 Good afternoon, gentlemen. Welcome to Anfield, the home of football. 1088 01:18:52,099 --> 01:18:54,999 - Too right, pal. - McElroy, DeSouza. 1089 01:18:55,099 --> 01:18:59,599 Yes, sir. Take the lift to the third floor. It's the first door on your right, sir. 1090 01:18:59,699 --> 01:19:01,699 Thank you. 1091 01:19:02,999 --> 01:19:05,499 - Sir? - Don't you want to search me? 1092 01:19:06,799 --> 01:19:10,099 Guests for the executive suites are never searched, sir. 1093 01:19:11,399 --> 01:19:13,899 Right. I knew that. 1094 01:19:27,199 --> 01:19:29,299 Welcome! Come in, come in. 1095 01:19:32,799 --> 01:19:34,899 Excellent. 1096 01:19:34,999 --> 01:19:38,599 I'm nothing if not hospitable, Felix. Make yourself at home. 1097 01:19:38,799 --> 01:19:41,699 Iki: I'm so excited I could shit! 1099 01:19:47,499 --> 01:19:50,399 - Huh? - Right, Mr. McElroy, a drink 1100 01:19:50,499 --> 01:19:52,499 while tell you about my plans 1101 01:19:52,699 --> 01:19:54,699 Oh I've got plans Mr. McEroy 1102 01:19:54,799 --> 01:19:58,099 - Big fucking plans. - Hey hey hey! 1103 01:19:58,199 --> 01:20:00,299 No talk. You want a beverage? 1104 01:20:01,399 --> 01:20:04,099 I'll fix your beverage while you get the 20 mill. 1105 01:20:05,199 --> 01:20:07,899 I give you the formula, you smile, 1106 01:20:08,099 --> 01:20:09,299 we toast, 1107 01:20:09,399 --> 01:20:11,399 we pretend we're friends, 1108 01:20:12,499 --> 01:20:15,799 - and we go our separate ways. - Foreplay Mr. McEroy 1109 01:20:15,899 --> 01:20:19,099 - It's the only way to a good relationship. - Ah 1110 01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:22,599 Iki, my love, we're way past holding hands. 1112 01:20:35,999 --> 01:20:38,499 20 million in bonds. Untraceable. 1113 01:20:38,599 --> 01:20:42,799 What?! Is that supposed to be 20 mill? 1114 01:20:42,899 --> 01:20:46,999 I'm not heftin' gold bars around the shop, am I? It's not fucking Goldfinger, is it? 1116 01:20:48,599 --> 01:20:50,599 Easy, flower. 1117 01:20:50,799 --> 01:20:52,499 Where's my formula? 1118 01:21:02,099 --> 01:21:04,499 Wish you were here? 1121 01:21:17,299 --> 01:21:21,299 I'm fucking there, Mr. McElroy. I'm fucking there. 1122 01:21:21,499 --> 01:21:23,499 An inspired choice, I must say, 1123 01:21:23,699 --> 01:21:26,499 my er... chemical brother. 1124 01:21:27,199 --> 01:21:28,199 Cheers. 1125 01:21:30,899 --> 01:21:32,699 Ah-ah-ah-ah! 1126 01:21:38,899 --> 01:21:41,399 I never was one to be too sentimental. 1127 01:21:44,099 --> 01:21:46,099 Elmo! 1128 01:21:47,799 --> 01:21:49,399 It ain't often 1129 01:21:49,599 --> 01:21:54,099 that a blowed-up motherfucker gets to chat to the motherfucker that blowed him up. 1130 01:21:54,199 --> 01:21:55,999 You got that right. 1131 01:21:56,099 --> 01:21:59,899 Usually, the blowed-up motherfucker has the courtesy to stay blowed up. 1132 01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:02,799 I'll try to be more accommodating next time, Elmo. 1133 01:22:05,299 --> 01:22:07,599 Ooh, cocktails! What are we celebrating? 1134 01:22:07,799 --> 01:22:10,499 Oh, er... we're toasting... 1135 01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:13,699 ..our deal, Mr. Lizard. 1136 01:22:14,799 --> 01:22:16,299 - Our deal? - Not your deal. 1137 01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:18,499 Hands across the ocean you might say 1138 01:22:18,699 --> 01:22:20,399 Fucking twat. 1139 01:22:20,499 --> 01:22:22,699 Elmo Mix-Master. 1140 01:22:25,199 --> 01:22:27,699 Cheers. 1141 01:22:29,299 --> 01:22:32,099 - I love your touches. - To a global partnership. 1142 01:22:32,299 --> 01:22:34,499 To a global partnership! 1144 01:22:41,499 --> 01:22:43,599 Fucking limey bastard. 1145 01:22:43,699 --> 01:22:46,899 Global partnership, my ass! 1146 01:22:47,099 --> 01:22:51,599 My money is on good old-fashioned American monopoly, you son of a bitch! 1147 01:22:51,799 --> 01:22:53,599 Besides, 1148 01:22:53,699 --> 01:22:56,399 England ain't nothin'... 1149 01:22:56,599 --> 01:22:59,699 nothing' but the 51st. state! 1150 01:23:00,899 --> 01:23:06,099 Don't you just fucking hate it when a motherfucker stabs you in the back? 1151 01:23:08,899 --> 01:23:12,799 The Lizard travelled 12,000 miles to settle accounts with you! 1152 01:23:12,899 --> 01:23:14,499 So? What? 1153 01:23:14,599 --> 01:23:17,699 You gonna tell me how much you missed me, or are you gonna shoot me? 1154 01:23:17,799 --> 01:23:20,699 I'm sick and tired of fucking chasing your ass! 1155 01:23:20,799 --> 01:23:24,299 Now, you give me my fucking goods, and you give 'em to me fucking now! 1156 01:23:25,999 --> 01:23:28,299 You better chill with that shit, motherfucker. 1157 01:23:28,399 --> 01:23:30,399 - own you! - You own me? 1158 01:23:30,499 --> 01:23:33,299 - I fucking own you! - You own shit! 1159 01:23:33,399 --> 01:23:37,399 Go ahead, kill me. Put me out of my misery for the first time in 30 years. 1160 01:23:37,499 --> 01:23:40,099 But you will no longer take what is mine. 1161 01:23:40,199 --> 01:23:41,699 Fucking right. 10% is mine. 1162 01:23:41,799 --> 01:23:45,199 - Five! - Five fucking per cent of that's mine. 1163 01:23:45,399 --> 01:23:47,999 Shut the fuck up! I don't even know who the fuck you are! 1164 01:23:51,299 --> 01:23:53,499 Oh, you've got some big fucking onions, Elmo. 1165 01:23:53,699 --> 01:23:55,699 This... 1166 01:23:55,799 --> 01:23:59,299 is the most expensive candy on the market. 1167 01:23:59,399 --> 01:24:01,599 The drug's a fake, you know. 1168 01:24:01,799 --> 01:24:05,899 It's bogus. It's what we chemists call a placebo. 1169 01:24:06,099 --> 01:24:08,099 It's whatever you want it to be. 1170 01:24:09,499 --> 01:24:13,599 You can run all the tests you want, and it'll look like the best shit in the universe, 1171 01:24:13,699 --> 01:24:18,399 but the ingredients... they cancel each other out. 1172 01:24:18,599 --> 01:24:22,699 Fucking confusing The Lizard ain't gonna fucking help your cause, Elmo. 1173 01:24:22,899 --> 01:24:25,099 You've gotta give big ups to marketing. 1174 01:24:25,199 --> 01:24:27,199 The ability to make people believe. 1175 01:24:27,299 --> 01:24:29,299 The power of suggestion. 1176 01:24:29,499 --> 01:24:31,999 P-O-S 1177 01:24:32,099 --> 01:24:34,099 51. 1178 01:24:35,499 --> 01:24:38,099 I don't give a shit! Is this fucking science lecture over? 1179 01:24:38,299 --> 01:24:41,599 It will be in... 23 seconds. 1180 01:24:45,699 --> 01:24:48,799 t takes 10 seconds for an imbibed liquid to reach the stomach 1181 01:24:49,099 --> 01:24:54,199 It takes the human body 81 seconds to heat that liquid to the point of chemical volatility. 1182 01:24:56,599 --> 01:24:59,199 You... have 12 seconds left. 1183 01:24:59,299 --> 01:25:01,799 12 seconds? What the fuck are you talking about? 1184 01:25:01,899 --> 01:25:03,799 And what is the big fucking umbrella? 1185 01:25:03,899 --> 01:25:05,199 Freeze! 1186 01:25:05,399 --> 01:25:07,099 - Oh! - You lumpy 1187 01:25:07,199 --> 01:25:08,699 in the kaftan, drop the gun. 1188 01:25:08,799 --> 01:25:11,999 Nice and controlled. How's my timing, Felix? 1189 01:25:12,199 --> 01:25:13,699 It's fucking perfect. 1197 01:25:37,899 --> 01:25:39,899 That cleared my sinuses. 1198 01:25:42,699 --> 01:25:44,699 Drugs... 1199 01:25:44,899 --> 01:25:46,699 always kill you in the end. 1200 01:25:58,999 --> 01:26:01,799 Whoa! Whoa. Whoa, shit! 1202 01:26:04,299 --> 01:26:06,899 All right, lads. 1203 01:26:06,999 --> 01:26:09,499 Get the cuffs on this cockney twat! 1204 01:26:13,099 --> 01:26:15,099 As agreed. 1205 01:26:16,999 --> 01:26:18,999 What about the drug? 1206 01:26:19,099 --> 01:26:21,699 You conned us. 1207 01:26:21,899 --> 01:26:23,899 I conned them... 1208 01:26:23,999 --> 01:26:26,299 We got paid. 1209 01:26:28,399 --> 01:26:29,399 Is this, 1210 01:26:29,499 --> 01:26:32,199 or is this not, worth 20 million dollars? 1211 01:26:35,499 --> 01:26:37,199 This castle's worth, 1212 01:26:37,299 --> 01:26:39,299 I'd say, more like... 1213 01:26:39,399 --> 01:26:41,499 seven, seven and a half. 1215 01:26:54,699 --> 01:26:56,699 Do you want to see the game? 1216 01:26:58,099 --> 01:26:59,699 Easy come 1217 01:26:59,899 --> 01:27:02,599 Easy go 1218 01:27:02,699 --> 01:27:05,599 Watch the world flow 1219 01:27:25,899 --> 01:27:28,699 Mr. McElroy, 1220 01:27:28,799 --> 01:27:31,999 you are a genuine McElroy like myself, you say. 1221 01:27:32,099 --> 01:27:34,799 This is the tartan of my slave master. 1222 01:27:34,999 --> 01:27:39,099 I now claim his castle and his lands for my own. 1223 01:27:39,199 --> 01:27:41,199 I see. 1224 01:27:41,399 --> 01:27:44,699 - But will you not now be making your putt? - Aye 1225 01:27:53,599 --> 01:27:58,699 Congratulations, Mr. McElroy. An outstanding round of golf. 1226 01:27:58,799 --> 01:28:00,799 You ain't seen nothing yet. 1227 01:28:06,199 --> 01:28:08,199 Well! 1228 01:28:08,399 --> 01:28:11,499 I can tell you, it's the first time that's been seen on the 18th green. 1231 01:28:19,299 --> 01:28:21,299 Elmo's in the house!