SUMMER STORM
She has nothing against it
that's what she said exactly
Let's slow down a bit
How can you concentrate on your meter
when you had nearly made it with Sandra
Everything on it's time
So sensible
Our Achim, look at him ladies and gentlemen
A replica of the champions league
An incredible runner and an incrediby good lover
Driven by two excellent engines
and perfectly synchronized
with these beautiful arm movements
and above all that...
Stop it, Tobi
Can't you even concentrate and run
without making a mess, is that asking too much?
OK, i get it
Very funny
Great!
Tobi, say something
You are such a bastard, you know that?
Not funny
Training starts at 2:00, not 2:15
This is not funny any more
And i don't need an excuse from you guys
I don't care
Having fun were you?
Then you may as well not come
I only wanted to... I don't need to hear
A bit of discipline is necessary
I am not going out to camp and make a fool of myself
Anke
Don't fool around now
We are going for the cup
is that clear?
And for you two i have a special cleaning job
the entire boathouse
Ritsch und Zack !
Very nice, Tobi
Build power together ... Just look at Tobi
Guys, keep concentrating
See how she is looking at us
Hold your building site jokes
Chicks like this all during rowing week
I am talking about the women's team from Berlin
Real big city women
Naughty and experienced
Just like you, or not?
Take start position
And GO!
Pig!
You could help me
Was it my fault that we were too late?
It was your blunder
I dare you
Such a rat
I may have a wet one
Off course you are wet
Mine look quite different
OK i have a wet one
And...?
No, it's cool
Let's jack off, i need to.
Warm women's bodies
A tight ... hot ... Lulu
I can't concentrate
End game
80 years of R.S.C.
That is simply unbelievable
80 years of Ritsch und Zack
I wish you all Good Luck
Our trainer Hansi Taschler
Sportsman, human being and and FC Bayern fan.
He will get us the champion cup for our rowing team
But now no more joking
My son Georg made me a promise
Isn't it so Georg?
The Cup must come here
And i decided to sponsor a few travelling cases for the trip
Gruber Farming Machines
Heart at the rudder
Congratulations to the Rowing Club of Starnberg
Funny... you look... it must be the light today...
No that's not it of course
I meant... you also look good ... without any light...
and further ?
Is everything OK with you?
Yes
Cool
Well then...
Nice talking to you
One, two, three
What a shit idea
When bowling it is most most important
that we are completely synchronous
like rowing
it is fantastic when you move your ears
i can even do the Cucaraca with my ears
sure, look carefully
very dry... it's from December
I am so looking forward to our camp
it will be great
and you know what?
Next summer we are really going away together
just the two of us
and where to? InterRail
Across Europe, Mexico...
where the grass is green
By InterRail to Mexico...
Of course!
Deal!
You think we can do this together?
Well sure
I thought, because you and Sandra
and you and Anke
You and Sandra and me and Anke
when we are all together, then
our friendship has ended, or?
Why so? That is completely different.
You think so?
I try to understand
Come here, we are still together
We won't let the girls drive us apart
You better save that for Anke
Sorry I must be drunk
You want to confess something?
What?
Did you have something with Anke?
Shit... yes
Don't say you two have...
and you tell me this now, so casually?
You horny pig!
That won't drive us apart
Come on, tell. Was it good?
Yeah, it was nice.
We don't need to make it such a big thing, really
Come, we'll go celebrate
before Georg takes out his radio again
Shall i make a picture ?
This should be documented
Goodmorning everyone
Is Georg not here yet?
Greetings mother
Martin, you forgot your lunch
What happened between you and Tobi, i think is wonderful
You two together, already ...
I mean...
I think you really fit together
Well, then...
Let's go to the Bergische Land
It was nothing personal Tobi
Cleaning the boathouse, it was a tactical measure
When you drop out, everybody else will too
Because they listen to you, all do.
We will get the Cup, sure thing.
How do you know that these Berlin women are so hot?
Two years ago, they were at the Chiemsee regatta
It was a mixed camp
You can do a few things with them
More than with this lot, in any case
So please ensure that the rules will be maintained.
The camping places are separated
So every team will not be disturbed by another.
You already know where you will be
The Saxony Group
Present
On the west side East... oh OK
The teams from Cologne and Duisburg
In the South
and the team from Berlin
R.C. Querschlag
I have to inquire about this
I think you are on the other side of the water
I will let you know
Any questions?
Is this all that this machine can give?
Exactly in the middle
Look, Martin has a Ernie & Bert sleeping bag
You are an asshole
I won't get a new one, we are not as rich as you
How painful
Next the leather trousers will be showing up
He Tobi, over there is a catholic group from Saxony
A team with all chicks
Better say 'girls' if you want to make a chance there, Georg
They've got such boobs
I wonder where the Berlin girls are
Your J�rgen wonders eh?
What?
Total building site level
Take control of yourself
Do they have to?
Sandra was right, your place is much better
You have better view of the water
That is a pity, because...
Martin and Flasche wanted to put up their tent here
I see
Doesn't matter
back there it is also...
...very nice
Come
Man, i think i will take a dive
You can forget that
Hansi wants us to do an exercise
Technics, just the technics
What do you think you are doing?
Two fingers, flat hand
Is there such a thing as mouth-to-mouth respiration?
so without using the nose?
Yeah, sure.
Both are possible
Change positions now, guys.
Can you practice further with Thea?
Pleasure
Oh please Anke, do I have to?
Am i doing it right, like this?
Where is the doctor, here?
We need a doctor
Is this an exercise or what?
We're just doing first aid, what is the matter here?
That's our Ferdl
What's the matter with him?
No idea
He was sitting in a tree and he flipped completely
We wanted to take him with us
but he panicced and fainted
This doesn't look good, let's check.
OK who is going to help?
Three people... you?
Yes, Achim
You two at the top, we will take the legs
Just checking, OK?
Please, no.
What's the matter with him?
Foreskin got stuck.
His foreskin got stuck in the zipper.
Easy, easy...
Do you know what a cliche is?
Do you?
This is not funny, he must see a doctor.
Go get your bus.
That has gone to another camp.
Then we will get ours
Give him something cold
You think we can do something ourselves?
No I would not do that
A doctor can give him a sedative
Hello there, listen up...
We are looking for a bloke who was peeping at the showers
Look, that's him!
Sure that's him, the pig.
He comes with us immediately, or...
I think that is not possible
Why?
Something got stuck with him
While running away from the showers, he probably pulled up his trousers.
Such nonsense! From which team are you?
We are the nice guys from rowing club Querschlag
Be very careful not to get hit by a rudder.
This will have consequences, my sports friend!
Is that understood?
So do i get this right, you are both called Niels?
You with I and you with IE...
Exactly!
I am Tobi and this is Achim
What is your name then?
Waldo and you? Georg
Everything OK
I really feel pity for Ferdl
when something like that happens
then you are the only in camp
i am afraid so too
your team may even get disqualified with a guy a like that
No no no Ferdl takes good care of us
but you would not make a chance against us anyhow
We are the best
Do you know where the ladies team from Berlin is?
They cancelled
Why that?
Illness
We are replacing them
So the best are only replacements?
Suggestion: go build your tents first
and then come back to us
and then we're going to have fun
do you want to feel?
sure
There's a spelling mistake on your T-shirts
No, why?
Because 'Quer' is spelled with only one E, or not?
Yes, but this is an English word, 'Queer' with double E
Oh I see...
Often translated as 'rare' or 'peculiar'...
But 'Peculiar Stroke' is a funny name for a rowing team
No no, 'Queer' means Gay
What? An entire team of queens?
Which is your tent then, sweety?
Well guys, we are over there.
I think it is about time to build our camp.
Come
Well then... let's go build our tents
Ciao
And Georg, we will meet again eh?
What is going on?
Something else got stuck again?
I am glad their camp is on the other side
Good idea to give them a separate place
Georg, you really have a problem
Well they will surely not come after you
But they think you are very cute
So it seems, but I can understand that
It has gotten to Georg's brain
What do you mean?
You did not get it then?
The guy was saying 'Georgie Georgie' to you
I think that is very funny
But you must agree that having these gays is a drag?
It was quite a surprise
They could have said that beforehand
Or sown a pink triangle to their jackets
Are you on the support team for gay rowers all of a sudden?
I don't give a damn
A few girls would have been cool
Georg had promised us killer boobs from Berlin
There's the girls from Saxony, still.
Some camp. A bunch of Saxons and a load of fags!
Those who have panic for gays are often gay themselves
Am are getting crazy or what?
Am I a gay act now?
I do not have to take this shit from you
This really pisses me off
Guys, it is getting time to go to bed.
Tomorrow we have to be fit for training
I am going to take a stroll
Are you coming along?
Would our two couples of loving doves also be so kind?
Such a pity
Sleep well, will you?
Tell me, do you think Tobi likes me?
When you see us together?
I think that everyone has his own way of showing
I think he does not want anything from me
Well you already had something
I do not trust myself for that yet
I am so afraid that he thinks my breasts are too small
Just look at what features these have
I beg your pardon?
I do want to sleep with him
I have nothing against that, in principle
No I meant the other thing you just said
What did I do already?
Why?
Was it not good then, when you slept with him?
Who slept with whom?
You and Tobi
Who says something like that?
No idea
I may have understood it wrong
Who told you that?
Before any misunderstanding arise
i will go and check again
I will make some inquiries
It is just great being with you in this tent
Imagine we had swapped and you were with Anke
That would have been too planned
All the petting and the excitement of flirting
And we both know, now it is going to happen for real
Just like a married couple, on Sunday morning
That is too boring for me
But you know it is going to happen some time, with Sandra
She is not yet ready for that
She has a problem with her breasts
Please, no talk about breast sizes now
I like her just the way she is
Did you close the tent?
Just in case the gays would pass by
and... who knows?
You think one could be friends with them?
Why not?
As long as they do not want anything from me
And what if one of them fell in love with you?
Then I would definitely have a big problem
I would not be able to reciprocate
Perhaps they would not even be aware of it themselves
I would not have thought that those guys were gay
They do not look like that at all
Well... radio silence now
Good night
Dream about something nice
Try to be a bit nicer to Anke tomorrow, OK?
One and GO... Two and GO... Three and GO...
He Georgie!
Rhythm! Build pressure together.
My god, this is impossible!
I will have you run around the lake, all of you!
Oh my god
I am very sorry
When they row the way you drive bicycle then... no wonder
Do you have a handkerchief?
Give it to me
But... these guys... they are not doing bad
50.6
I knew it
Exactly the boat length that we were lacking
Really painful
You should take care more
How then, do I have to starve?
It was set on 48
According to the rules i need 50, otherwise we are disqualified
I have got a plan, we will put Flasche on a diet
And before the match, he just has to drink two liters
Yeah... and then?
The camp judge will weigh him
50 kilos!
Official League weight
That would not help
Then he must take a diet
What on earth was the matter with you?
We have taken so much training
The must remain a one time fallback, i tell you
We will get the cup
If we do not get the cup...
I cannot... something like that...
I don't even want to say it
You tell them, Georg
If we win, then your father will give us...
two new winches
And what do we get from Farming Machines Gruber if we loose?
Nothing!
Better said... a lot of trouble
when he finds out we lost from the gays
I don't care if they are gay or not
Everyone finds a partner
Tell me, when did Anke and Tobi have sex?
Why?
Oh, just like that
Shall we?
Cool!
Shall we?
What got into your head to go around telling such shit?
Are we supposed to talk too during the excercise?
How was having sex with me?
Go on, tell me
Sorry, i know it was stupid of me
At least you see it as i do
What brought you to say something like that?
Do you need that?
Lost your speech?
Actually, I would really like to sleep with you
I just don't know how to start it
Can you imagine
that a guy who normally is very confident
that when it comes to this chapter, he is a bit shy?
You mean that it would help this guy if the girl would become more active?
Of course
That is what he wishes for, secretly
Guys, please concentrate on the essence
That is what we are doing!
Jesus' cause needs enthusiasts...
...He makes us free...
G�nther
What?
Don't you know that?
Hello
Greetings
I've got something for you because i am very sorry
Take a twenty minute break
Shall we go into the water?
Nice bunch
Hansi is right, we must really improve if we want to beat the gay team
Give it a bit of water...
Perhaps in the kitchen tent?
What is the matter?
Be so kind and find a vase for these flowers
He, Georgie is coming, everybody take in positions
Man, you gave me a fright
Are those for me?
I am Olly
I need a vase
Have a look in the kitchen tent over there
Bye
Is this the kitchen tent?
Georgie, it's you!
What did you ask?
Kitchen tent
Funny how this just folds out
Ouch, that really hurt...
What? Where then? ... There!
Here honey, i brought you the pickles
Still searching for your vase?
Where can I find it?
I'll have a look, don't worry
Do we have any pottery?
You are so sick!
Bye, Georgie!
He really has a problem
Walking away from me?
I don't need any gays, OK?
Wait
What it that supposed to mean?
You think i belong to these cocksuckers?
I don't know, don't care either
It is a question of honour
Nobody calls me a faggot just like that
Do you think i look like a fag?
You think i am weak or effeminate?
No
Like a sissy?
Don't think so
Well then!
Then we can talk normal with each other
from man to man
I saw you on the boat before
You are a damn good rower
Really?
Yeah
You've got that certain something
You've got real authority, if you know what i mean
If you want, i can give you the number of Milkovitch
The trainer of the National League
Of course, i know who you mean
If you want i could have a chat with him. Really?
That's really nice of you
It's allright
Well then...
Just a question...
How does a guy like you end up with such a bunch of jerks?
I am writing an essay about sexual disorientation
I see
But they should not find out, so keep your mouth shut, OK?
Yeah, I promise
OK, see you
Dinner is ready
I am really hungry
They guy who designed Ollie's tent
probably also believes that the Sayn is a river in Paris
You two look like the Andrew Sisters
You should look at your arm movements
Do you have to?
Everyone is how he is, or not?
I did not mean it like that
But sometimes you really behave like a girl
And you do not have a feminine side?
I do, but i just have more control over it
I am gay because i like boys and not girls
Now you are really hurting, you should be a bit more caring
I think i don't want this salad anymore
This guy will not be straight for long
I'll give him one more day
Two at the most
He's got such a big tool in his trousers
By the end of the week i will have converted him
You can forget that, he is a real straight guy
So what? Till now, i got every straight guy i wanted
I will manage this little Bavarian pig too
Converting straights
Isn't this becoming too much of an obsession for you?
Can you only talk about sex?
I don't do anything for which i have to be ashamed
The boy is not gay
So why all this trouble?
Do you have the hots for him yourself, or what is your problem?
This constant bullshit about sex, gets on my nerves
Is there nothing else?
Sure, my fitness!
When we behave like this, people think bad about gays
Clich� ol�
Take our boat for instance, why should it be called 'Petite Etoile'?
It could have been named 'Champion' or 'Eifel Tower'
That could be interpreted as fallic
Come on, you know exactly what i mean
And our Team name
'Querschlag' That hits right in the face, too
Why not call take something normal, like Rowing Club Berlin XYZ
There you are
I was looking for Georg
Down, down...
Hansi, what if we could go live up there?
Better enjoy the good that nature gives you That's a much better experience
You have to be a stressed manager to be able to afford that
Cheers!
Morning
Want to come in?
Love to
Yeah sure I am almost done
What's that?
It gives luck
It's a present, an old Indian sample
If you want I will bring you one, from South America
Who?
Sandra wants to go to South America, after finals
and she asked if i want to go with her
Her cousin could not make it and tickets have already been paid for
And what about our InterRail?
We can do that next year, OK?
Good morning
Allright? Did you sleep well?
Shall we go swimming, later?
Let me help you dry the dishes You don't have to
I don't mind
I am happy that the atmosphere is so good in the camp
I would be delighted if we would win the cup
Tobi, I have a feeling that you are angry with me
What do you mean?
You and Achim, you are like Siamese twins
And I am the evil spirit, who tries to separate them
You know, the adventures Achim and I had, no one can take away from us
Do I hear an undertone there?
What undertone?
Tobi, if you have a problem, then just tell me
If you can keep it secret...
I can keep my mouth shut
Yes, it has something to do with you and Achim
He is constantly all over you
I believe you should not wait much longer for having sex
It won't make your breasts any bigger
I have been talking with Sandra
She's worried that she is driving a wedge between us
But you did not talk about you having sex with Anke
Why did you make that up anyhow?
You lied my in the face, just like that
That was just a bit of fun, overconfidence or whatever...
You know me long enough, I am just a braggart
And along with all the joking around...
Shall we?
No, leave it
You are really expecting too much from me
Jacking off in the boathouse is OK
But a small kiss is not a total catastrophy!
A real macho jump
It is cold
Goodday all
Very sportly
I am impressed
Are you leaving already?
We are in the middle of a training I am already too late
You friend was in quite a hurry
Did you have a quarrel, or what?
To make one thing very clear...
Achim is a friend, not my lover
My god, i did not imply anything
You straights always have such panic, it is so twisted
About Georg, what kind of a guy is he?
Well, his father is our sponsor Farming Machines Gruber
It probably won't say a thing to you, but back home, in the South...
He owns half of Upper Bavaria
Well, see you Bye!
Stay a while
I would be very pleased
Come on, let's have a swimming match
One... two... three!
Such a show-off
Why 'show-off', i am just...
Where are the others?
What time is it, anyway?
Fuck
Why did I lie down in the blazing sun?
Shall I put some oil on?
Would it help?
Better than nothing at all
Shall I?
Go and lay yourself down
I slept through all of the training Hansi must be very angry with me
I am already very late
You do not need to be afraid
I will be very carefull
Damn
This sunburn
What is the matter?
I am sorry, i can't do this
Tobi, if you do not love me, or if I am doing something wrong, then please tell me
What is going on?
I am in love
With whom?
Do I know her?
Yes
Please, not Sandra
I don't believe that
It's not a girl
Get off the bus, guys
Just go straight on, to the kitchen tent
What did I do? There is something wrong
You have to think about it yourself
I just don't know
I think it is weak, you missing training, Tobi
Really weak
Did you have other things on your mind then sports?
Hansi, i don't need to go into completely
I will do my best for the Cup
The Cup, the Cup... it's the team spirit that's important
the others, sport and your attitude, that's what it is about
Everything OK?
Sure... Why would it not be OK?
Just think about what you said to Tobi
Sandra, what would I have said to him?
Wait please
They have already been served
Here's the rice
The older get along nicely
Most comforting
Hello
Fine mood in here
Can I talk to you alone?
This is my specialty, just the way eggs should be prepared
Have a try, to put it straight up.
Know how to do that?
It's funny
Are there any napkins? Look over there
Taking a dive, or what?
Come with me, please
Listen carefully
I am really happy that it was not my mistake
that it is the way it is
And i have to accept that you are in love with a boy
I cannot compete with that
But if you intend to make a comical act out of yourself
Then i can only say that you are pathetic
Do you want continue lying to yourself and all the others?
Absurd, isn't it?
Georg is falling into his trap
Is it really necessary that you have to hide behind this Tobi guy?
You could be the captain just as well
Possibly
Your father probably is a real man of action
With a lot of money and you in his shadow
Exactly right
He is not going to win him over
You will be amazed if he manages to bring Georg round
He is fully convinced that there are enough straights around...
...who are just waiting to be approached
Better Bi then never
By the way, the trial training with Milkovitch has been arranged
Really? Thanks! No problem
There's another question I would like to discuss with you
Want to take a stroll?
Well it's just... when the match comes up...
I just want to prevent the gays to win
Hey, try to relax a bit
I will make sure they'll loose Cool!
No problem
And what's in it for me?
That will be settled. Or are you talking about money?
No no, not money
What then?
What do you think of this?
Tobi, what's going on there?
Pangs of love
This really looks good
Where's the ketchup
No ketchup Then give me one of those gay sauces
I meant... the sauce over there
I will gay you the gay sauce and you give me the gay corncobs
Dildo's for everybody
I'll take another beer, want one too?
Know this one?
What are three gays and a blond girl doing in the woods?
Two hold her tight and the third does her hairdo
I am going to look for Achim and Sandra
Don't need to, they want their privacy
They are in a tent, and... well you understand
Georg is not in our camp either
I am not waiting any longer
The guy has been gone for over two hours and there is a thunderstorm coming
If he is in the forest, whatever got into his mind, I have to take responsibility
We don't have to dramatize
No way, we must do something
We will come along with you
What about the food? Cold buffet
Where's Achim? Sandra, Achim!
No, I will have a panic in the forest No worries, i will protect you
With what? With these.
Now i am really calmed down Come along then
G E O R G!
Georg is deaf
I don't get it, why did he run off like a madman?
It's a mystery to me as well, we were just talking and...
I gave him a little kiss
Not everybody wants to get your hot tongue in his mouth
I can imagine that very well
It sounds as if he himself already had experiences in this field
Leave it
Why? Was he raped by a women?
So perhaps it was not his first French kiss Was it a guy?
End of conversation
Pity, now that it gets exciting
There is someone over there!
Man that's annoying!
Sorry, my apologies
Gay or not gay?
Just to be certain, I don't want to be found by any of them gays
Georg, stop this bullshit, come down
Why keep standing around like idiots?
There he is
Man, Georg, where have you been?
What did you think you were doing? Are you crazy?
How can you run away just like that?
Where did Achim go?
Don't tell me that now those two have run off?
The went in front of us, into the forest
Can we continue with our party now?
OK Let's go
And what do we do now? They want to be alone
Nonsense
Perhaps they have already returned to the camp
Have you all gone crazy?
Achim is lying somewhere in the woods with a sprained ankle or whatever!
And all you can think of is your bloody food!
Nonsense, the love birds...
...admit it, you are jealous...
...of the girl, not of Achim
Why are talking such shit?
Your little pal here likes guys
Easy, easy...
He's a real guy. tell them he is straight, Anke
Let's stop all this and calm down
Come, let's take a little walk together
I am not gay!
Why can't just tell them the truth? You are full of shit and so is your team
What happened to your spirit of sport?
Take your gay hostile proles away from my guys
Gay hostile, what does that...
You don't have to relate things to the gay theme all the time
Well done Tobi!
Oh get stuffed, all of you
Do something
Where were you?
Enough! We are going leave the camp and find us another place to sleep
Quick, come
Let me have a go
Thank god!
Find a room for yourself
Those who are not gay
Come
What is that supposed to mean?
Nothing, i am going to sleep here
So you are going to sleep here?
What sort of a move is that?
I do not even recognize you
I won't let you destroy what I have with Sandra
It was you who said that nothing would come between us
So now it is my mistake!
Some time you will understand that it is not always about you
But we are a team, Achim
No
We not a team anymore
Nor best friends
I think it is better if you sleep somewhere else
Why don't you sleep somewhere else ? Now go!
Get lost
What are you doing here?
Here, take something dry
Thanks
What was it like with you?
I can't say it was easy
But after that it became better
But if you hide all your life you will lose yourself
It itches
Come here
Are you hungry? Yeah sure!
There is a yoghurt for every one
Did you bring any spoons?
Totally forgotten
Morning
Hi girls!
Everything allright?
Greetings y'all
Well... then... are we all fit?
We will have to decide what we are going to do for the match
Now that our boat is broken
I think you will agree that they boys will take the boat
I am sorry girls
You did not show much devotion to us anyhow
Well... that is... really not true
What's the matter?
Am I not allowed to kiss women anymore...
...because i am gay?
Yeah great
A banana, anyone?
What are you grinning at?
Do we want to win, or what?
Bravo, Tobi
Only just
50.1
Now we can start
Let's go guys
I am sorry, we have to cancel What?
It is difficult to row a boat with only three people
I really tried, but my shoulder still hurts
So what now?
How would i know? You should have told your guys before they started to fight
For me the fight was great Since then, I feel so very masculine
Don't you start again
I think i have a solution
Now i want to see some real effort
You horny dumpling
I think you really started something
Let's wait and see
Attention
Shit!
What?
I forgot to pee
Queer, queer, queer!
The champion's cup of this year goes to the rowing team Querschlag from Berlin
with captain Walter Peters
I want to ask you if you will be able to deal with it
You once said that you would definitely have a problem with it
I think i need a little more time
This is really hard for me
I don't know right now
What about the new winches, Hansi?
Please, G�nther not now
At least we got silver
What i wanted to say... ... i am ashamed
After all... i strangled my J�rgen
You must be crazy
You bloody bastard
Goodbye, take care
They won't find us even if the world goes down
We hid ourselves very well for all the evil spirits
who steal all the best things
Then we went much too far to turn around now
But we do not want to go back then even in the basement
the rats have hung themselves
You won't get us You don't understand
What we really want We will never regret
Don't want to be heroes Won't build a union
Like to say no Say no to it
Welcome Welcome
To our world
If you do not understand something it does not have to be wrong
There is so much more that we can't grasp
Never get to see
When they hunt us and ask us we will say what they don't want to hear
Who wants to go back? Then even in the basement
the rats have hung themselves