1 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:25,480 man: Wake the hell up! 2 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:27,020 You're gonna be late, doofus. 3 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:16,340 Sis? 4 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,300 Oh, there you are. 5 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,630 Get your lazy ass goin'. 6 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:21,870 You're gonna miss the cheese wagon. 7 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:24,270 And, no, you can't borrow my BMX. 8 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:27,070 It's got a flat. 9 00:01:27,150 --> 00:01:28,240 Jesus, kiddo. 10 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,650 You've seen that movie damn near 50 times. 11 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,410 You're gonna wear out the VHS. 12 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:34,650 Go on. 13 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:15,690 ( school bell ringing ) 14 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:51,430 girl: This is my life. 15 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,060 I'm a 14-year-old girl. 16 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:57,730 Or... actually, a hybrid.. 17 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,170 girl and boy. 18 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,330 When my mother was alive, 19 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:05,280 she told me I was a hermaphrodite. 20 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:08,580 But my brother just always called me... 21 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:11,550 Spork! 22 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,420 ( children laughing ) 23 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,700 ( toilet flushing ) 24 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:20,490 Hey. 25 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:22,250 The name's Chunk. 26 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,590 Kind of like "chink," but instead they call me Chunk. 27 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,590 Hi. 28 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:30,890 My... my name's Spork. 29 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,900 So, Spork, why are you cRyin' like a little bitch? 30 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:39,660 Because I'm sick of being me. 31 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,300 Hey, fuck that shit, man. 32 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,900 Next time somebody bothers you, 33 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,600 all you gotta do is close your eyes 34 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,580 and think of something happy. 35 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:48,580 # Spork and Chunk sittin' in a tree # 36 00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:50,340 # E-A-T-I-- ## 37 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:04,220 ( giggling ) 38 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:08,400 That's... 39 00:05:08,470 --> 00:05:10,440 - Oh, wow. - Oh, my gosh! 40 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,800 That is terrible. 41 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:15,310 I think I can see her ding-a-ling through her shoRts. 42 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:16,870 ( laughing ) 43 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:19,980 Seriously. 44 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:22,950 Just close your eyes and think of some happy shit. 45 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,220 Wow. 46 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:36,990 ( gasping ) 47 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:40,860 ... basketball. 48 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:42,060 Oh, I did not... 49 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:44,430 ( whispering ) 50 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,100 She went on a psychopathic rage. 51 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:48,370 Nobody even knows why she did it. 52 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,070 Nobody even knows where she lives. 53 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:53,010 I think she's emo, or she, like, she's crazy. 54 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,570 And maybe she'll... 55 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:05,720 ( rock music playing ) 56 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:10,520 Hey, Spork. 57 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,860 Proud of you today. 58 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:14,260 School, I mean. 59 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,700 Don't take shit from people like that. 60 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,270 Oh, yeah, I fixed my BMX, too. 61 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:22,830 So take that to school now. 62 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,510 See, Buster? 63 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:06,250 Things are already staRting to change. 64 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:10,720 Oh, are you hungRy? 65 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,790 ( phone ringing ) 66 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:21,900 Hello? 67 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:25,370 Hella-hella-hello, girl! 68 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,800 Oh, hey, Tootsie Roll. 69 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:29,470 I heard about your little run-in with Betsy Byotch. 70 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:30,410 Mmm! 71 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,270 Can I just say damn! 72 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:34,340 I'm so proud of you. 73 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,310 And you got off scot-free. 74 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:39,580 I don't know, that big brother of yours is mad fly. 75 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:43,020 Principal Tulip. 76 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:44,250 Spit. 77 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:49,050 "Anyhoo," I'm proud of you, okay? 78 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:51,960 About time you grew a pair of balls. 79 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:54,360 Oh, uh... 80 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,900 You know what I mean, girl. 81 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:56,940 So, listen up. 82 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,870 The school dance-off is comin' up, 83 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:00,910 and "yous" knows I'm all up in that. 84 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:03,170 Better come this year and cheer me on. 85 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,010 Hey! 86 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,600 I don't know, Tootsie Roll. 87 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:10,270 I've never really been to a school dance or-- 88 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:11,750 or dance-off thingy. 89 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:14,690 Spork, we're 1 4 years old now. 90 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:17,090 About time you grow up and stop playin' with them little, 91 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,590 you know, bonk-ass toys and get out more. 92 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,180 Damn. 93 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:22,790 How do you know what I do? 94 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:28,270 'Cause I live right next door to you, ho! 95 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:31,360 "Anyhoo," I need to win this dance, okay? 96 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,670 'Cause it be a cash prize of $236. 97 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:35,970 Oh! 98 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,630 Wait. 99 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:39,940 Why $236? 100 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:41,880 Why not 250-- 101 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:42,810 I don't know! 102 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,750 The point is, with that bling, 103 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:47,880 I could go see my daddy at the CherRy Lane PenitentiaRy. 104 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:49,980 Oh, my mama ain't never gonna take me. 105 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,550 And I know he'd be happy as hell to see me up in there. 106 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:53,750 Girl! 107 00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:54,990 You really think you'll win? 108 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:58,430 Spork, ain't nobody can shake their shit in a can 109 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,560 Iike Tootsie Roll, okay? 110 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:03,030 Shake their what? 111 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:04,900 So we fittin' to go and "cele-brizzate" 112 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:06,170 your victoRy or what? 113 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,400 I don't know. 114 00:09:07,470 --> 00:09:10,410 I mean, I... I still have some homework to do. 115 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,670 Bitch, please! 116 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,240 Homework can wait, okay? 117 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:15,680 You kicked a girl's ass today for the first time. 118 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:18,010 I'm comin' by after eight-o-clocky-clock 119 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,480 and pick you up on my bike. 120 00:09:19,550 --> 00:09:21,180 I just got pegs. 121 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,190 And this Afro Sheen is off the hook. 122 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:25,780 Mm-hmm, make my hair all shiny and shit. 123 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:27,490 Okay, later, ho. 124 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,030 Ahh! 125 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,790 Oh, yeah, girl! 126 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:40,440 ( knocking ) 127 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,270 Oh, my God. 128 00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:47,310 Oh, my God. 129 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,750 You can't even tell. 130 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:51,910 I am going to chop off that bitch's little pecker 131 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:53,420 the next time I see her. 132 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:55,550 Chill out, drama-rama. 133 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:58,680 At least now you have an excuse to get a nose job. 134 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,950 I never wanted a nose job! 135 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,390 "Whatev." 136 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:03,360 You know what I mean. 137 00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:05,330 I am cereal, Loosie Goosie! 138 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,560 I have to get her back somehow. 139 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:09,470 I am Betsy Byotch! 140 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:11,870 Nobody gets away with this. 141 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:13,530 Even if she is a gimp. 142 00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:16,010 Well, why don't you pants her in front of the whole school? 143 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,010 That'll upset her. 144 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,870 I could, but that's not mean enough. 145 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:21,810 I mean, who cares about her fucking wee-wee, okay? 146 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,350 I need to scar her for life. 147 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:25,820 Like she did moi! 148 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,820 Just wait 'til I think of something. 149 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,520 She is gonna get it. 150 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,850 ( thundering ) 151 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:40,790 Oh, wow, J.Lo used to be a dancer on "In Living Color"? 152 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:41,990 So ghetto. 153 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,630 Hey, Spork. 154 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,370 You plannin' on going somewhere? 155 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,380 Tootsie Roll's gonna take me out to some place called 156 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,000 Booty Ballroom. 157 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,980 Oh, yeah. 158 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:55,280 That's a pretty cool shindig, 159 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,750 I mean, if you're a coal miner at least. 160 00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,610 I never hooked up with no black chick. 161 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,920 Well, don't be home too late, kiddo. 162 00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:06,620 It's a school night. 163 00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:07,750 Hey. 164 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,020 Spit. 165 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,500 Candice just told me she's pregnant. 166 00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:15,590 Is it yours, you big idiot? 167 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:18,540 Does a chicken have a pecker? 168 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:21,130 Goddamn it, man, again? 169 00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:25,980 Goddamn it. 170 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:33,040 Ooh! 171 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,610 Girl, you gotta tell that hick of a brother of yours 172 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:37,490 to take a shower. 173 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,720 Damn! 174 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:40,850 I don't have anything cool to wear. 175 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:43,190 Maybe I should just stay home. 176 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,920 Oh, no, uh-uh. 177 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,560 Let Tootsie Roll have a look at you. 178 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:55,610 Girl, you're gonna take all the attention away from me. 179 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,170 But it is your night. 180 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,440 Come on, let's go. 181 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:03,920 ( dance music playing in distance ) 182 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:05,350 Hey, hey! 183 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,350 Oh! 184 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,680 You must be trippin'. 185 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:08,910 Oh, oh, no. 186 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,980 Twix, this is a big day for Spork, 187 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:13,550 and I'm fittin' to show her how to break it off tonight. 188 00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:16,990 Now move out of my way, or I'm gonna tell Mama! 189 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:20,860 ( dance music playing ) 190 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,780 All right, let me get two Yoo-hoos, LarRy. 191 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,350 Are you sure they came in here? 192 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:49,220 Don't question my logic, Loosie Goosie. 193 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,810 ( dance music playing ) 194 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,410 Oh, no. 195 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,450 Oh, no, she stole that move from me. 196 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,520 Hey, Tootsie Roll, want to give it a go? 197 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:14,520 Huh. 198 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:17,080 Oh, now you all up on me like we friends? 199 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,280 Let me show you how you're supposed to break it down. 200 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,160 Ho! 201 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:21,220 Move out of my way. 202 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:22,520 Clear the dance floor, hos. 203 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,720 Come on, chocolate. 204 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,160 Move back, chocolate. 205 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:27,360 Oh, y'all know the regular. 206 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:29,370 Back it up more, back it up more. 207 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,560 Okay. 208 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,260 All right, come on, play that track, Deejay. 209 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,770 The butterfly uh-uh that's old 210 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,140 Let me see the Tootsie Roll 211 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:40,980 Yeah 1994 212 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,410 69 Boyz backed up by 213 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,280 - The Quad City D.J. - Move, ho! 214 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,510 One time cotton candy sweet to go 215 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:49,020 Let me see that Tootsie Roll 216 00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:50,580 Come on, come on Tootsie Roll 217 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,650 Just make that Tootsie Roll 218 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,120 Here we go, here we go Tootsie Roll 219 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:56,160 Just make that Tootsie Roll 220 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,700 Yeah Tootsie Roll 221 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,790 Let me see that Tootsie Roll 222 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,390 Get off the floor Tootsie Roll 223 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,730 And make that Tootsie Roll 224 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,240 To the left, to the left 225 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,030 To the right to the right 226 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,340 Slide, slide come on, come on 227 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,010 To the left, to the left 228 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,110 To the right... 229 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,670 Can I make a request, please? 230 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,450 ... to the front to the back, to the back 231 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,460 Now dip baby come on now dip baby 232 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:28,960 ( dance music playing ) 233 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,560 ( record scratching ) 234 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:14,800 ( laughing ) 235 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:18,070 I am gonna get that Spork! 236 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,200 Her little colored friend too. 237 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,440 - What, bitch? - What, bitch? 238 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,010 Ahh! 239 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,250 Hey! 240 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:29,150 # It's peRfect # 241 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,060 # You're in the club eveRy night # 242 00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:41,660 # 'Cause you love that ooh # 243 00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,700 # You're in the club tRying to fight # 244 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,400 # 'Cause you love that ooh # 245 00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:49,230 #... MaRy Jane # 246 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:51,140 # I wanna hit you with the # 247 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:52,940 # Wanna hit you with the # 248 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,450 # I-I wanna hit you with the # 249 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,570 # W-wanna hit you with the # 250 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,640 # I'm gonna hit you with the # 251 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,480 # Wanna hit you with the # 252 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,780 # The... bass # 253 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:05,320 # The bass, the bass # 254 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:07,480 # It's just the bass, the bass # 255 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,190 # The bass # 256 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,490 # It's just the bass the bass # 257 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,530 # Bass, bass # 258 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,190 # Like, like, like you like the bass # 259 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,700 # Bass, bass, bass # 260 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,640 # You, you, you you like the bass # 261 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:22,470 # Bass, bass # 262 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:23,740 # Hey # 263 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,840 # You're in the streets gettin' rough # 264 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:27,710 # 'Cause you need that ooh # 265 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,580 # The room goes round spinning round # 266 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:31,380 # When you drink that ooh # 267 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,650 # You get kicked out 268 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,280 # 'Cause you're rowdy when you hear that # 269 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,080 # And you love that # 270 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,380 # You just can't stop that ## 271 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,860 SorRy. 272 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,400 I'm... 273 00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:29,070 I-- I-- I-- I was just-- just looking at, um... 274 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,130 My tits? 275 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,410 No... I wasn't. 276 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:38,580 I was-- I-- I was just looking at your necklace. 277 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:41,950 It's-- it's really-- it's really pretty. 278 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:45,790 It... Iooks expensive. 279 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:46,920 Where'd you get it? 280 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,680 I found it. 281 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,950 Why? 282 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,490 Then why do you wear it? 283 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,960 'Cause, kiddo... 284 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:24,690 people need to... 285 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,290 feel like they belong to something in their lives. 286 00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:28,860 You know? 287 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,460 Something bigger than themselves. 288 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:35,940 Follow the rules 'cause their parents did. 289 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:39,500 Be told what to do, what to believe. 290 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,770 Shit like that, you know? 291 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:44,610 Basically I wear it so... 292 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,420 I'll fit the fuck in with eveRybody else. 293 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,580 So... 294 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,680 if I wear one, then I'll belong, too? 295 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,090 I don't see why the fuck not. 296 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,490 Welcome, my little stray lamb. 297 00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:07,330 Welcome to salvation. 298 00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:09,810 Today is the last day of your sinner-life 299 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,170 and the first day of your new life with Christ, 300 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,810 your Lord and Savior. 301 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,040 So, um, if-- 302 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,450 if I join, I'll belong with you guys? 303 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,650 ( giggling ) 304 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,780 Of course, silly. 305 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:23,480 You'll be my sister in Christ. 306 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,180 Oh, it's so much fun! 307 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,990 And you'll soon learn that together 308 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,220 we can spread Christ's love to eveRyone we meet 309 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,820 and bring them to salvation. 310 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,890 Together. 311 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:35,400 You-- you-- you really mean it? 312 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,530 Shh now. 313 00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,470 I'm not gonna huRt you. 314 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,200 I'm your friend. 315 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,340 What's your name, sweetie? 316 00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:49,040 Sp... Spork. 317 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:52,850 Well, a-a-actually, it's more of a nickname. 318 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,720 Hmm. 319 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,080 That's an interesting name. 320 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,380 Why do they call you that? 321 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,760 ( laughing ) 322 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,890 What? 323 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:11,460 Well, "Spark," or... 324 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:12,970 whatever. 325 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,010 I really don't think someone like you 326 00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:18,200 would make a veRy good addition to God's army of goodness. 327 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,680 I mean, really now. 328 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,180 God made man in his own image, 329 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,610 and I highly doubt that includes you, 330 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,950 my dear, sweet harlot. 331 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,080 So... 332 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,620 Shut up! 333 00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:53,570 SorRy, Spork. 334 00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:57,210 Just tRying see if I could cop a feel. 335 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,610 Please don't touch me. 336 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,020 ( children laughing ) 337 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,220 That's enough. 338 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,480 You brats! 339 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,150 Now show some "ratitude." 340 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:11,160 There will be a test later on this week. 341 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:15,000 And none of you can afford to fail. 342 00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:16,500 All right. 343 00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:19,470 Now this here is the uterus, 344 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:22,870 in which the fetal canal carries a child upon biRth. 345 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,270 ( sighing ) 346 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,610 Can anyone tell me what we learned in chapter one 347 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,270 about another way to give biRth? 348 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:30,580 Yeah, from your ass. 349 00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:32,080 ( children laughing ) 350 00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,980 Maybe yours, you little faiRy. 351 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,020 No. 352 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:42,320 Actually, there has never been a case in which one was born 353 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,060 out of another's anus. 354 00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:48,000 In any event, the male reproductive organs 355 00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:53,200 play just as impoRtant a role as the female's. 356 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,400 ObseRve. 357 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:59,770 Here we have the penis. 358 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:03,410 Within the penis is the urethra. 359 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,380 It's also... 360 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,780 ( school bell ringing ) 361 00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:49,090 Hey, Spork. 362 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,360 You know, you shouldn't be upset. 363 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:52,660 I mean, trust me. 364 00:22:52,730 --> 00:22:55,170 People always knock me because I have two gay dads. 365 00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:57,000 Like, screw them, man. 366 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,200 I'm proud of my gay parents. 367 00:22:58,270 --> 00:23:00,200 And you should be proud of being a lesbian. 368 00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:02,140 I'm not a lesbian, Charlie. 369 00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:03,570 Well, whatever you wanna call it then. 370 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,770 Confused. 371 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,010 I'm not confused either, Charlie. 372 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,880 Just because you're gay, doesn't mean eveRybody else is. 373 00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:10,380 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 374 00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:11,420 What? 375 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,950 I said my dads are gay. 376 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:14,580 I'm not a fuckin' faggot. 377 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:15,550 Aw! 378 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:17,350 Screw you, you mutant. 379 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,020 Watch it, homo. 380 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:28,460 Look out, ho! 381 00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:29,520 Ooh. 382 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,400 My bad, girl. 383 00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:32,030 I didn't even see you. 384 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,900 Listen, me and my hos are gonna practice a little booty shakin'. 385 00:23:34,970 --> 00:23:35,960 Why don't you come with us? 386 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,570 I know you ain't gonna let this white girl 387 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,630 come with us to practice. 388 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,770 You know whiteys ain't allowed to pop it. 389 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:44,320 Bitch, silence that hole, and respect my girl. 390 00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:45,440 Okay? 391 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,150 She is my neighbor, and I got her back. 392 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:47,880 Hear that? 393 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:49,920 Mmm, come on, let's go. 394 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:50,790 Come on, Spork. 395 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:52,480 # Ding-ding-ding-a-ling # 396 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,960 # Ding-a-ling # 397 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:55,790 Spork, let's go! 398 00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:57,160 # Ding-a-ling # 399 00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:59,200 # Ding-ding-ding-a-ling # 400 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:00,600 # Ding-a-ling # 401 00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:02,530 # Shake your ding-a-ling # 402 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,830 # Ding-a-ling # 403 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,870 # Shake your ding-a-ling # 404 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,200 # Ding-a-ling # 405 00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:09,330 # Shake your ding-a-ling # 406 00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:10,670 # Ding-a-ling # 407 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,510 # Ding-ding-ding-a-ling # 408 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,810 # Hey little thing # 409 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:14,970 # Shake that ding-a-ling # 410 00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,240 # Shake, shake it just don't break it # 411 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,010 # Hey little thing shake that ding-a-ling # 412 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,680 # Don't fake it move 'til you make it # 413 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,620 # Hey little thing shake that ding-a-ling # 414 00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:22,920 # Shake, shake it just don't break it # 415 00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:24,850 # Hey little thing shake that ding-a-ling # 416 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,860 # D-d-ding-a-ling # 417 00:24:26,930 --> 00:24:27,980 # Now left... # 418 00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:31,290 The butterfly uh-uh that's old 419 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,030 Let me see the Tootsie Roll 420 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,570 Yeah 1994 421 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,830 69 Boyz backed up by the Quad City D.J. 422 00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:42,140 One time cotton candy sweet to go 423 00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:44,680 Let me see that Tootsie Roll 424 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:46,230 Come on, come on Tootsie Roll 425 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:48,250 Just make that Tootsie Roll 426 00:24:48,310 --> 00:24:49,650 Here we go Tootsie Roll 427 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,810 Just make that Tootsie Roll 428 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,550 Yeah Tootsie Roll 429 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:55,520 Let me see that Tootsie Roll 430 00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:56,890 Tootsie Roll 431 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,550 Make that Tootsie Roll 432 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,020 To the left, to the left 433 00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:01,720 To the right to the right 434 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:03,560 To the front, to the front 435 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:05,030 To the back to the back 436 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,430 Don't be-- Oh! 437 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,400 Girl, you're gonna have to turn your head that way. 438 00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:11,660 ... Just slide baby slide just slide baby slide 439 00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:12,700 Come on, come on 440 00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:14,260 To the left, to the left 441 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,140 To the right... 442 00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:17,470 Oh, shit, oh! 443 00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:19,270 Damn! 444 00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:22,010 That shit must've "huRted" for "reals." 445 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:22,980 You okay? 446 00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:24,540 Ouch. 447 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,190 Ow, ow, damn. 448 00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:31,120 Ow, watch it, Spork. 449 00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:33,420 Damn, you know my shit is busted. 450 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,760 I-- I-- I'm sorRy. 451 00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:37,460 Why you sorRy? 452 00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:39,620 It was my damn fault I didn't rinse all that Afro Sheen 453 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,560 before I went and acted a fool. 454 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:53,040 You were amazing, by the way. 455 00:25:53,110 --> 00:25:57,280 I mean... the way you dance, it-- 456 00:25:57,350 --> 00:26:01,220 It was like no other kind of dancing I've ever seen. 457 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,920 Does it huRt? 458 00:26:06,930 --> 00:26:08,330 Not like this. 459 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,760 Usually it's like... 460 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:19,100 it's like I'm not Tootsie Roll no more. 461 00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:22,040 Like I'm some other person... 462 00:26:22,110 --> 00:26:25,240 doing my thing. 463 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:28,510 Somewhere far, far away from this shithole. 464 00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:34,410 And I can be anybody I wanna be. 465 00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:35,650 You know? 466 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,320 "Anyhoo," I'm over this shit. 467 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,690 I don't wanna see my daddy no way. 468 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,490 He's probably busy and all tRying to hold down the Bloods. 469 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,830 He's their leader on the inside. 470 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,960 - You know? - Wow. 471 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,730 He sounds impoRtant. 472 00:26:55,810 --> 00:27:00,110 Well, what-- what if-- what if one of your friends 473 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:02,310 could do the dance-off for you... 474 00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,440 and give you the money? 475 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:09,080 Girl, what kind of world is you livin' in? 476 00:27:09,150 --> 00:27:11,090 Ain't no girls of mine gonna give me no money 477 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,820 to see my daddy. 478 00:27:13,890 --> 00:27:16,220 They got their own dreams. 479 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,290 But-- but, I mean, if they're your real friends-- 480 00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:20,890 I got no real friends, okay? 481 00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:21,900 None of us do. 482 00:27:21,970 --> 00:27:23,800 That's the way it is in the hood. 483 00:27:23,870 --> 00:27:24,530 You know that. 484 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,070 You live here, too. 485 00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:29,770 I mean, Spork, who you know that would do that for you, girl? 486 00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:39,010 I don't know. 487 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,210 No one, I guess. 488 00:27:48,530 --> 00:27:50,430 Ooh, girl. 489 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:53,490 You just saw a shooting star. 490 00:27:53,570 --> 00:27:56,000 Make a wish, Spork. 491 00:27:56,070 --> 00:27:58,160 Damn, I hope you made a wish for both of us. 492 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:02,140 'Cause I'm definitely getting up outta here 493 00:28:02,210 --> 00:28:03,640 when I'm all grown-up like. 494 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,740 Girl, get your ghetto broke ass in this house right now. 495 00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:09,510 It's way past your bedtime. 496 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,190 All right, I gotta bounce. 497 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:17,880 Thanks for helping me home, Spork. 498 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,120 No problem. 499 00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:21,250 I'm right next door if you need me. 500 00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:23,060 Yeah, okay. 501 00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:24,990 Later, chickenhead. 502 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:26,590 You keep playing with that he-boy-she-boy, 503 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:28,060 you're gonna fuck around and grow a ding-a-ling. 504 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:29,430 Get in here. 505 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,560 - What's wrong with you? - Mom! 506 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,630 Shut up, damn! 507 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,070 I read that on TV, I read it on TV! 508 00:28:42,010 --> 00:28:45,180 Spork: This is where my mommy sleeps. 509 00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:47,880 Spit didn't have any money to buRy her proper-like, 510 00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:50,620 so we put her back here 511 00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:53,890 until we get some money to do it right. 512 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,050 When our dog Buster died, 513 00:28:56,130 --> 00:28:58,960 Spit tried to throw him in the garbage, 514 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:01,430 but I pulled him out and kept him. 515 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,160 Spit said he doesn't care neither way, 516 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,930 'cause Buster was better off dead 517 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,560 and Mom was just a stupid whore who left us like daddy did. 518 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:13,370 But... sometimes I hear Spit late at night, 519 00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:16,740 coming out here and talking to her. 520 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:18,840 I even heard him cRy once, 521 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,480 though he'd die before he'd admit it. 522 00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:27,760 When I dream some nights, I see her. 523 00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:30,760 She has long, flowing brown hair 524 00:29:30,830 --> 00:29:33,260 and big green-blue eyes, 525 00:29:33,330 --> 00:29:38,240 Iike one of those pretty ladies on infomercials late at night. 526 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,430 I used to lay right up against the stone at night 527 00:29:40,510 --> 00:29:43,240 when I couldn't sleep. 528 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:46,110 Pretend she was there laying with me. 529 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:48,010 But now there's all these weeds over her stone 530 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,450 that I'm allergic to. 531 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,640 Had to go to the hospital once even. 532 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,240 Said I would have died if I stayed around them long enough. 533 00:30:03,530 --> 00:30:05,330 woman: Are you tired of being you? 534 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,520 Then wake up! 535 00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:11,660 Mama? 536 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:12,900 That's right. 537 00:30:12,970 --> 00:30:16,910 I am here to help you be the real you. 538 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:20,500 Are you tired of feeling down, being laughed at? 539 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:22,140 Well, so was I. 540 00:30:22,210 --> 00:30:23,550 I know it's hard to believe, 541 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:27,110 but, yes, I was once ugly like you. 542 00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:28,680 I, too, was like you-- 543 00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:32,620 alone, ugly, ethnic-looking and sad. 544 00:30:32,690 --> 00:30:34,450 You too, Mommy? 545 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:35,960 But not anymore! 546 00:30:36,030 --> 00:30:37,960 Since Thermo Ball Blasting Technique, 547 00:30:38,030 --> 00:30:41,930 I've lost over 150 pounds in just five days! 548 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,660 With little or no scarring, and minimal heart failure, 549 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:46,600 I feel great now! 550 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,500 Get off me, Buster! 551 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:51,410 It is you, Mommy! 552 00:30:55,650 --> 00:30:57,710 This can make me a real girl. 553 00:30:57,780 --> 00:30:59,680 A pretty girl like you, Mommy. 554 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:01,280 So call now. 555 00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:04,720 Your dreams can come true for you. 556 00:31:04,790 --> 00:31:07,660 All you have to do is dream them. 557 00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:10,660 Financing is available at only 200 down. 558 00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:12,700 What are you waiting for? 559 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,230 The new world order is coming. 560 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:16,360 Call now! 561 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,870 The dance-off prize. 562 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,810 Thank you, Mommy. 563 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,010 Thank you. 564 00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:57,910 ( whistle blowing ) 565 00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:02,240 All right, fellas, come on, line up, quick. 566 00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:03,580 Hustle, hustle, hustle. 567 00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:06,520 All right, shiRts, skins, shiRts, ski-- 568 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:08,050 Hey. 569 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,150 Hey, Twinkle Toes. 570 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,750 Let's see that body of yours. 571 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:17,930 ( snickering ) 572 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,120 Oh, my God, look at this fag. 573 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,670 Looks like he's dead, bro. 574 00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:24,170 - Are all fags this white, bro? - It's major. 575 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,360 Come on, dudes. 576 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,230 I get pussy all the time. 577 00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:29,070 Just don't wanna wrinkle at a young age. 578 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:30,540 SPF, bros. 579 00:32:39,350 --> 00:32:41,150 Hey, Sporky, wait up. 580 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:44,480 Listen, I'm sorRy for being such a fag earlier. 581 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,390 Don't say that word. 582 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:48,430 Why not? 583 00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:50,480 It's only mean if you're a fag. 584 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,460 It's mean no matter what, Charlie. 585 00:32:52,530 --> 00:32:55,400 Okay... I'm sorRy. 586 00:32:55,470 --> 00:32:56,460 Listen. 587 00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:58,260 I saw you on the dance-off list. 588 00:32:58,340 --> 00:32:59,360 I can't believe it. 589 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,070 What are you gonna do? 590 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,160 I... I don't know. 591 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,510 I mean, I-- I haven't really thought about it yet. 592 00:33:06,580 --> 00:33:07,880 Didn't sign myself up. 593 00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:09,410 I'm not really a dancer. 594 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,250 But, literally, I know all the Justin Timberlake moves 595 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,650 by heaRt. 596 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,690 So, tell me if you need any help. 597 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,020 Thanks, Charlie. 598 00:33:18,090 --> 00:33:19,220 - Let's go. - Oh, my God, they're coming. 599 00:33:19,290 --> 00:33:20,990 Alli vienen las bitches! 600 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:26,920 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 601 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,060 # Why you dress like me? # 602 00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:32,570 # Is it honesty or you just a fool? # 603 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,970 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 604 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,030 # Why the schoolkids laugh # 605 00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:40,640 # 'Cause the papers got it wrong again # 606 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:43,040 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 607 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,110 # Take a piece of me # 608 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:47,150 # SeRve me up on a plate # 609 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:48,850 # In your restaurant # 610 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,080 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 611 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,960 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 612 00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,350 # Is it 'cause I'm fly? # 613 00:33:59,430 --> 00:34:01,400 # 'Cause I said what I said # 614 00:34:01,470 --> 00:34:03,400 # When I said what I said # 615 00:34:03,470 --> 00:34:05,200 # But I didn't say # 616 00:34:05,270 --> 00:34:07,530 # Is it 'cause I'm hip? # 617 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:11,600 # Why you dig my shit and you say I'm a fan # 618 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,270 # Now I understand # 619 00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:15,580 # Is it 'cause I'm hot? # 620 00:34:15,650 --> 00:34:17,640 # Why you mention me # 621 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:21,380 # In your VIP memoRy # 622 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,680 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 623 00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:29,120 # No one really cooler ## 624 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,900 Oh, well, if it isn't the little she-he 625 00:34:37,970 --> 00:34:39,460 and the amazing Faggotron. 626 00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:40,940 Shut up, Byotch. 627 00:34:41,010 --> 00:34:42,910 You're just mad 'cause I took your virginity and dumped you. 628 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,940 Please. 629 00:34:46,010 --> 00:34:49,450 You couldn't get it up if your daddies asked you to. 630 00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:51,850 And I'm sure they do. 631 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,680 By the way, nice eye shadow, Twinkle Toes. 632 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,810 So your color. 633 00:34:55,890 --> 00:34:57,290 ( laughing ) 634 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,260 # Hit me baby one more time # 635 00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:01,920 Ooh, ooh! 636 00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:03,090 That's not even Timberlake. 637 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,530 That's stupid Britney Spears, a-holes. 638 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,000 Don't you dare 639 00:35:08,070 --> 00:35:10,160 tell me about Britney Spears. 640 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,670 She is a god to me, you maggot. 641 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:17,000 Why don't-- why don't you just leave him alone, Betsy? 642 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,370 Hmm, so "it" speaks. 643 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,410 I've been waiting for this for some time now. 644 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,410 You and I have a little unfinished business 645 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,850 to do, he-she! 646 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:28,350 Don't do it, Spork. 647 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:31,910 If you get in trouble, you won't be allowed to do the dance-off. 648 00:35:31,990 --> 00:35:33,480 Well, well, well. 649 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,860 So, Sporky the Dorky thinks that she has a shot 650 00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:37,950 at winning my dance-off, huh? 651 00:35:38,030 --> 00:35:40,020 It's not your dance-off, Byotch. 652 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:42,360 Oh, but it will be, sister. 653 00:35:42,430 --> 00:35:43,900 It will be. 654 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:46,100 Hey, you funny-lookin' little white girls! 655 00:35:46,170 --> 00:35:47,260 That's enough of that. 656 00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:49,710 Get your little skinny asses to class, pronto! 657 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:51,140 And that means you too, Spork. 658 00:35:55,010 --> 00:35:57,040 ( laughing ) 659 00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:03,180 Meet me after school tomorrow. 660 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:05,280 I'll teach you all I know about Justin Timberlake. 661 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,880 There's no way you're gonna lose. 662 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,630 Oh. 663 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,460 Hey, Chunk. 664 00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:18,830 Hey, Spork. 665 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:22,970 So, um, thanks for the advice the other day. 666 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,630 It kind of changed my life. 667 00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:28,510 So I heard. 668 00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:30,710 Got Betsy Byotch dead in the face. 669 00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:32,580 Pretty fuckin' rad. 670 00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:34,780 ( dance music playing ) 671 00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:41,520 Chunk? 672 00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:43,250 Hey, were you just gonna ride home, 673 00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:44,850 or do you have time to hang? 674 00:36:44,930 --> 00:36:46,920 Could maybe come with me to my mom's restaurant 675 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,690 and help out in exchange for some more advice. 676 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,820 ( horn honking ) 677 00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,700 Holla! 678 00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:08,810 So... 679 00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:12,690 this is where you work after school? 680 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,920 Kinda. 681 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:15,580 It's not like work-work. 682 00:37:15,660 --> 00:37:17,650 I don't get paid or anything. 683 00:37:17,730 --> 00:37:19,920 I just fill out these little papers with sayings and shit. 684 00:37:25,470 --> 00:37:26,530 "Never take for granted 685 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:29,370 the things that matter least in life." 686 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,770 My mom has me help her with writing out 687 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,740 all the foRtune cookies. 688 00:37:33,810 --> 00:37:35,940 - By hand? - "Yeppers." 689 00:37:36,010 --> 00:37:38,210 Cheaper, it keeps me busy and out of trouble. 690 00:37:42,090 --> 00:37:44,490 So, Spork, word is you're hangin' with Twinkle Toes 691 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,620 and gearing up to tRy and win the dance-off. 692 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,220 Don't be neRvous, kiddo. 693 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:52,420 You just keep doing what you're doing, 694 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,860 no matter what anyone says. 695 00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:58,230 Charlie, the dance-off-- none of it really matters. 696 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,330 All that matters is that you give both a shot. 697 00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:01,600 You hear me? 698 00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:03,800 ( woman speaking Mandarin ) 699 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,260 Wh-- what was she saying, Chunk? 700 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,600 She said you look pretty dressed like that. 701 00:38:40,150 --> 00:38:41,310 ( dog barking ) 702 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:45,480 # Hey # 703 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,780 # Hey # 704 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,450 # Hey ## 705 00:38:55,530 --> 00:38:57,890 Hey, Spit, can I talk to you for a minute? 706 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,520 What's up, kiddo? 707 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,800 Well, if you liked somebody, what would you do? 708 00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:07,740 Are you pregnant, Spork? 709 00:39:07,810 --> 00:39:09,240 No, Spit. 710 00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:12,110 Did you get someone pregnant, Spork? 711 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:14,580 No, Spit. 712 00:39:14,650 --> 00:39:18,010 Well, then, I guess I'd probably tell 'em. 713 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,240 But tell them what? 714 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,980 That I wanted to get 'em pregnant. 715 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,260 Look, Spork... 716 00:39:30,330 --> 00:39:32,990 it just happens, you know. 717 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:35,190 Like... 718 00:39:35,270 --> 00:39:38,960 when you're with someone, it just happens or it don't. 719 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,470 There ain't no special words or nothin' like that. 720 00:39:42,540 --> 00:39:45,910 It's like, uh, us guys, 721 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:48,340 we just follow our dicks, and you girls-- 722 00:39:48,410 --> 00:39:51,280 - Never mind, Spit. - Oh. 723 00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:54,150 I was gonna say... 724 00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:56,080 you girls follow your heaRts. 725 00:40:28,890 --> 00:40:30,290 Hey, come here, kiddo. 726 00:40:32,290 --> 00:40:33,450 Take this. 727 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:36,880 It'll help. 728 00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:44,990 ( sighing ) 729 00:41:01,150 --> 00:41:02,380 # One, two, three # 730 00:41:02,450 --> 00:41:04,320 # So I woke up early this morning # 731 00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:06,290 # And I walked to the five-and-dime # 732 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,920 # I saw this young lady # 733 00:41:07,990 --> 00:41:10,120 # That's what she looked like from behind # 734 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,130 # I tapped her on the shoulder # 735 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,360 She's weird. 736 00:41:12,430 --> 00:41:13,860 # Excuse me, ma'am # 737 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:15,800 # She looked back at me and said # 738 00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:17,840 # I'm half-man # 739 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:22,340 # Whoa # 740 00:41:22,410 --> 00:41:23,310 # Spork # 741 00:41:23,370 --> 00:41:24,200 # Phew # 742 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,170 # That girl # 743 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:29,650 # Whoa # 744 00:41:29,710 --> 00:41:30,580 # Spork # 745 00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:31,480 # Phew # 746 00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:32,710 # That girl # 747 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:34,340 # That-that-that-that-that that-that girl # 748 00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:36,110 # That-that-that-that-that that-that girl # 749 00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:38,120 # That-that-that-that-that that-that-that-that-that # 750 00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:39,180 # That-that girl # 751 00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:40,250 # Spork ## 752 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:42,730 ( phone ringing ) 753 00:41:43,930 --> 00:41:44,900 Y'ello? 754 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,560 I have a favor to ask you, okay? 755 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:50,260 And-- and please say yes, please. 756 00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:52,960 Well, that depending on what it be. 757 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:58,000 Um, can you teach me to dance? 758 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,770 Dance like you do? 759 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,900 I'm-- I'm competing in the school dance-off, 760 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:05,470 and I don't think I've ever danced in my entire life. 761 00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:12,480 Girl, you must be trippin'. 762 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,290 Of course I'll help you, you my girl. 763 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,590 I am? 764 00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:16,850 Yeah. 765 00:42:16,930 --> 00:42:19,160 You brought my broke ass home, didn't ya? 766 00:42:19,230 --> 00:42:21,100 But I thought you said that we didn't have any friends 767 00:42:21,170 --> 00:42:22,030 in the hood. 768 00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,130 Spork, I said I'd help. 769 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,000 This ain't no Oprah, so shut the hell up. 770 00:42:27,070 --> 00:42:29,160 Come by the gymnasium tomorrow during lunch. 771 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,230 Me and my hos will hook you up. 772 00:42:31,310 --> 00:42:32,370 Thanks, Tootsie Roll. 773 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,380 Oh, and Spork? 774 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,240 Wear sneakers. 775 00:42:35,310 --> 00:42:36,610 Okay. 776 00:42:48,890 --> 00:42:50,620 We can do this, Dorothy. 777 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,030 We can do this. 778 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:57,660 Okay, now, Treena, show Spork the dookie dump. 779 00:42:57,740 --> 00:42:59,030 Girl, you better ask somebody. 780 00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:00,430 Mm-hmm. 781 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,370 # Hit it # 782 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,650 Now this is the dookie dump. 783 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,690 Okay, now, Spork, you tRy the dookie dump. 784 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,620 # It was me and the posse with... # 785 00:43:22,690 --> 00:43:24,690 Um... 786 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:25,660 I'm-- I'm-- 787 00:43:25,730 --> 00:43:26,890 Damn, bitch! 788 00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:28,260 Do like I say. 789 00:43:28,330 --> 00:43:31,430 # Lo and behold there appeared a mirage # 790 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:35,940 # He was hooking up a car in his daddy's garage # 791 00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:37,530 # We stopped short # 792 00:43:37,610 --> 00:43:38,580 Oh! 793 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,670 # Did a double take # 794 00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:42,740 Th-that's it, girl, you almost got it. 795 00:43:42,810 --> 00:43:44,870 Okay, now tRy to stick your ass out more. 796 00:43:45,650 --> 00:43:47,210 ( laughing ) 797 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:49,550 N-no, no, no. 798 00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:50,650 Like this. 799 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,880 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 800 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,890 No, honey. 801 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,290 You need to move it, rock your hips. 802 00:44:00,370 --> 00:44:03,060 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 803 00:44:05,770 --> 00:44:07,800 Little-- little bit better, but... 804 00:44:07,870 --> 00:44:09,310 Yeah. 805 00:44:09,370 --> 00:44:10,600 That's it, girl. 806 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,730 Now let's tRy this. 807 00:44:11,810 --> 00:44:13,000 Move it to the side. 808 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,540 Okay, girl. 809 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:19,250 Go, girl. 810 00:44:21,790 --> 00:44:23,480 You've gotta be kidding me. 811 00:44:23,550 --> 00:44:26,150 They're teaching her how to dance? 812 00:44:26,220 --> 00:44:28,160 If you could call it that. 813 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:30,660 Looks more like some tribal ritual. 814 00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:34,630 I hope she's the sacrifice. 815 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:37,830 I just got an idea. 816 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:42,030 Let's go ahead and allow Sporky Dorky to compete. 817 00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:44,470 It might just be the best peRformance yet. 818 00:44:46,910 --> 00:44:49,040 ( giggling ) 819 00:44:49,110 --> 00:44:51,510 You are so over-the-top sometimes. 820 00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,650 Hey, Spork. 821 00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,920 Hey, Charlie. 822 00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:01,790 You ready? 823 00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:04,230 I don't know. 824 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:06,320 Tootsie Roll tried to teach me during lunch, 825 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,300 but I just can't get my ass to move like hers. 826 00:45:10,370 --> 00:45:12,000 ( chuckling ) 827 00:45:12,070 --> 00:45:13,130 Come on, Spork. 828 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,830 Don't be so hard on yourself. 829 00:45:14,910 --> 00:45:17,240 I'll teach you all I know. 830 00:45:17,310 --> 00:45:18,800 I have the whole DVD collection 831 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,500 of all the Justin Timberlake conceRts. 832 00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:23,670 He'll show us what to do. 833 00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:24,910 Come on! 834 00:45:35,890 --> 00:45:37,790 ( dance music playing ) 835 00:45:39,930 --> 00:45:41,870 Okay, Spork, watch. 836 00:45:41,930 --> 00:45:43,370 Watch. 837 00:45:43,430 --> 00:45:44,230 There! 838 00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:45,960 Did you just see that? 839 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,500 Oh, my God, he's so utterly amazing. 840 00:45:49,570 --> 00:45:52,630 Did you know he's actually a natural blonde? 841 00:45:54,410 --> 00:45:56,570 Oh, my God. 842 00:45:56,650 --> 00:45:59,410 You know Dorothy? 843 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,250 Hmm, yeah. 844 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,950 My mom got that for me for my biRthday. 845 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:07,250 Pretty stupid, I know. 846 00:46:07,330 --> 00:46:11,160 But it... Iooks different. 847 00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:13,160 And... 848 00:46:13,230 --> 00:46:14,890 why is Dorothy white? 849 00:46:14,970 --> 00:46:18,660 And where's the city skyline? 850 00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:21,730 Spork, you're talking about "The Wiz." 851 00:46:21,810 --> 00:46:24,740 That's the black version. 852 00:46:24,810 --> 00:46:27,110 Oh. 853 00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:29,080 Really? 854 00:46:29,150 --> 00:46:32,450 Wow, I-- I never knew. 855 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,690 That's... that's weird. 856 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:39,950 I have the same exact poster on my wall, except... 857 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:42,420 "The Wiz" poster. 858 00:46:42,490 --> 00:46:43,930 That's my favorite movie. 859 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,720 I've never seen "The Wiz," 860 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:50,390 but that one right there, that's my favorite movie. 861 00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:53,100 Sometimes I pretend I'm Dorothy, and I sing. 862 00:46:54,610 --> 00:46:57,670 # Troubles melt like lemon drops # 863 00:46:57,740 --> 00:47:00,640 # Far above the chimney tops # 864 00:47:00,710 --> 00:47:02,470 # That's where # 865 00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:07,140 # You'll find me ## 866 00:47:09,790 --> 00:47:11,120 Wow. 867 00:47:11,190 --> 00:47:15,180 I never knew I'd tell anyone that before. 868 00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:16,990 Me neither. 869 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,190 My mom, when I was four, 870 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:23,130 went to go see the Land of Oz. 871 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,930 I was mad at her, 'cause she wouldn't take me, 872 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,030 but... 873 00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:30,440 now I know that she's happier over there. 874 00:47:30,510 --> 00:47:32,670 See, she's like Dorothy. 875 00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:34,070 She wants to help eveRyone, 876 00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:39,080 so she's gonna stay in Oz so she can help people. 877 00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:44,280 She has friends like Michael Jackson, Tin Man. 878 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,810 You know... friends. 879 00:47:47,890 --> 00:47:49,690 But I don't-- I don't even think she's looking for 880 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,960 the Wiz anymore. 881 00:47:52,030 --> 00:47:55,190 She's probably happy. 882 00:47:55,270 --> 00:47:58,290 I'm gonna go there soon too. 883 00:47:58,370 --> 00:48:01,300 I'll... take you with me, if you want. 884 00:48:04,710 --> 00:48:06,570 I-- I-- I mean, you don't have to. 885 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,410 I just-- I mean, if you wanted to-- 886 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,450 Spork. 887 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,070 Dorothy's black. 888 00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:20,250 So what? 889 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,620 Maybe my mom is black. 890 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:22,890 You don't know. 891 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,360 Maybe-- maybe in Oz, you turn black. 892 00:48:26,430 --> 00:48:28,330 I'm just sayin'. 893 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,990 I mean, I wouldn't mind being black. 894 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,700 That's not the point. 895 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,470 You're weird. 896 00:48:42,150 --> 00:48:43,880 I want to go home. 897 00:48:43,950 --> 00:48:45,210 Wait. 898 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,410 Don't go. 899 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,250 What's your favorite color? 900 00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:01,050 - Green. - Why? 901 00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:08,140 Because without the green ones, they're boring. 902 00:49:09,610 --> 00:49:13,300 Yeah, they are kind of boring without the green ones. 903 00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:15,110 They all kinda look the same. 904 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,290 Is it true? 905 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,690 Is what true? 906 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:41,970 I wanna go home. 907 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,840 Then go. 908 00:49:43,910 --> 00:49:48,240 # This heaRt is over the stars # 909 00:49:48,310 --> 00:49:51,910 # This heaRt is over the moon # 910 00:49:53,450 --> 00:49:56,010 # But fate is filled... # 911 00:49:56,090 --> 00:49:58,020 Please don't laugh at me. 912 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,990 I think you're pretty. 913 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,490 Do you think I'm pretty? 914 00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:20,170 I think you're veRy pretty. 915 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:26,720 # They shout aggression at me # 916 00:50:26,780 --> 00:50:31,590 # This lands there on the wall # 917 00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:35,790 # This life is far too... ## 918 00:50:39,930 --> 00:50:43,230 I'm-- I'm gonna win the dance-off, Mommy. 919 00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:46,270 I don't know how, but... 920 00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:47,900 I'm gonna win. 921 00:50:47,970 --> 00:50:51,100 And I'm gonna use the money to be pretty like you. 922 00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:55,310 And I made a friend. 923 00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:58,580 A real one this time. 924 00:50:58,650 --> 00:51:02,140 He's really nice, too. 925 00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:06,380 Mommy, he's coming with me... 926 00:51:06,460 --> 00:51:09,190 to see you in Oz. 927 00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:12,820 He... he already knew about it even before I met him, 928 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:16,530 but... he-- 929 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,900 Well-- well, kind of, but... 930 00:51:19,970 --> 00:51:22,230 it was some other version. 931 00:51:22,310 --> 00:51:23,800 But it was pretty close. 932 00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:28,400 Thanks, Mommy. 933 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:01,970 Damn, Spork! 934 00:52:02,050 --> 00:52:04,340 You don't know how to tell no time? 935 00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:06,010 I'm sorRy. 936 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,850 My book bag broke open, and I lost one of my books. 937 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,280 ( laughing ) 938 00:52:10,350 --> 00:52:12,520 Hey, shut them holes, chickenheads! 939 00:52:12,590 --> 00:52:15,080 Like any of y'all know how to read a damn book no way! 940 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,720 Mmm. 941 00:52:16,790 --> 00:52:19,320 "Anyhoo," you been practicing? 942 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,860 Well, yeah, but... 943 00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:23,590 I just can't do it, Tootsie Roll. 944 00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:24,960 I practiced all night. 945 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,090 Damn, child! 946 00:52:26,170 --> 00:52:27,660 Ain't you good at anything? 947 00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:33,200 Well, I'm really good at Twister. 948 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,580 Ooh, girl! 949 00:52:36,650 --> 00:52:38,210 I think I got an idea! 950 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,480 # Supersonic # 951 00:52:44,790 --> 00:52:47,090 # Supersonic # 952 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,460 Okay, here it be, girl. 953 00:52:48,530 --> 00:52:49,960 I'm fittin' to yell out these colors, 954 00:52:50,030 --> 00:52:51,590 and you just gonna do your thing. 955 00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:52,460 You dig? 956 00:52:52,530 --> 00:52:54,190 Spork: I-- I-- I dig. 957 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:55,660 Okay, all right then. 958 00:52:55,730 --> 00:52:56,790 So let's do this! 959 00:52:56,870 --> 00:52:57,630 #... rockin' your world # 960 00:52:57,700 --> 00:52:58,960 # Supersonic # 961 00:53:01,110 --> 00:53:01,700 # Supersonic # 962 00:53:01,770 --> 00:53:03,300 Right hand on red. 963 00:53:05,210 --> 00:53:07,840 Right foot on blue. 964 00:53:07,910 --> 00:53:08,810 Listen... 965 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,070 Right hand on yellow. 966 00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:12,840 Left foot on green. 967 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,380 Right hand on blue. 968 00:53:14,450 --> 00:53:16,010 Left foot on yellow. 969 00:53:16,090 --> 00:53:17,280 Left hand on blue. 970 00:53:17,350 --> 00:53:18,340 Left foot on yellow. 971 00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:20,050 Right hand on green, left foot on red. 972 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,180 Right foot on yellow. 973 00:53:21,260 --> 00:53:22,560 Green, yellow, red. 974 00:53:22,630 --> 00:53:23,790 Blue, yellow, blue. 975 00:53:23,860 --> 00:53:24,760 Red, red. 976 00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:25,760 R-R-Red. 977 00:53:25,830 --> 00:53:27,320 Yellow, yellow, yellow. 978 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,990 Red, green, red, yellow, blue, red, yellow, green. 979 00:53:30,070 --> 00:53:32,160 Yellow, red, green. 980 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:35,140 Red, red, red, green, yellow, red... 981 00:53:40,210 --> 00:53:42,040 Damn, child. 982 00:53:42,110 --> 00:53:44,100 You just might win this shit after all, girl. 983 00:53:45,380 --> 00:53:46,310 # Hey white spoRt # 984 00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:47,750 # Do the funky Watusi # 985 00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:48,980 # Hey little mama # 986 00:53:49,050 --> 00:53:50,490 # Why you get so funky? # 987 00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:51,850 # Hey little mama # 988 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,320 # Why you get so funky? # 989 00:53:53,390 --> 00:53:54,320 # Yeah white spoRt # 990 00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:55,980 # Do the funky Watusi # 991 00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:57,050 # Hey white spoRt # 992 00:53:57,130 --> 00:53:58,790 # Do the funky Watusi # 993 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,090 # Hey little mama # 994 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,390 # Why you get so funky? # 995 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:02,760 # Hey little mama # 996 00:54:02,830 --> 00:54:04,060 # Why you get so funky? # 997 00:54:04,130 --> 00:54:05,070 # Yeah white spoRt # 998 00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:06,600 # Do the funky Watusi # 999 00:54:06,670 --> 00:54:07,640 # Hey white spoRt # 1000 00:54:07,710 --> 00:54:09,200 # Do the funky Watusi # 1001 00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:10,430 # Hey little mama # 1002 00:54:10,510 --> 00:54:11,770 # Why you get so funky? # 1003 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,000 # Hey little mama # 1004 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:14,270 # Why you get so funky? # 1005 00:54:14,350 --> 00:54:15,210 # Yeah white spoRt # 1006 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,770 # Do the funky Watusi # 1007 00:54:16,850 --> 00:54:17,810 # Hey white spoRt # 1008 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,350 # Do the funky Watusi # 1009 00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:20,640 # Hey little mama # 1010 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,980 # Why you get so funky? # 1011 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,280 # Hey little mama # 1012 00:54:23,350 --> 00:54:24,650 # Why you get so funky? # 1013 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:25,620 # Yeah white spoRt # 1014 00:54:25,690 --> 00:54:27,120 # Do the funky Watusi # 1015 00:54:27,190 --> 00:54:28,160 # Hey white spoRt # 1016 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:29,750 # Do the funky Watusi # 1017 00:54:29,830 --> 00:54:30,920 # Hey little mama # 1018 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,160 # Why you get so funky? # 1019 00:54:32,230 --> 00:54:33,390 # Hey little mama # 1020 00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:34,830 # Why you get so funky? # 1021 00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:35,800 # Yeah white spoRt # 1022 00:54:35,870 --> 00:54:37,230 # Do the funky Watusi # 1023 00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:38,270 # Hey white spoRt # 1024 00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:39,700 # Do the funky Watusi # 1025 00:54:39,770 --> 00:54:40,790 # Hey little mama # 1026 00:54:40,870 --> 00:54:42,070 # Why you get so funky? # 1027 00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:43,270 # Hey little mama # 1028 00:54:43,340 --> 00:54:44,570 # Why you get so funky? # 1029 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,630 # Yeah white spoRt # 1030 00:54:45,710 --> 00:54:47,070 # Do the funky Watusi # 1031 00:54:47,140 --> 00:54:47,970 # Hey white spoRt # 1032 00:54:48,050 --> 00:54:49,510 # Do the funky Watusi # 1033 00:54:49,580 --> 00:54:50,740 # Hey little mama # 1034 00:54:50,810 --> 00:54:51,870 # Why you get so funky? # 1035 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:53,140 # Hey little mama # 1036 00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:54,450 # Why you get so funky? # 1037 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,390 # Funky, funky funky, funky ## 1038 00:54:57,450 --> 00:54:59,680 ( laughing ) 1039 00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:07,660 We are about to staRt rehearsals for the dance-off. 1040 00:55:10,070 --> 00:55:12,400 I want each and eveRy one of you 1041 00:55:12,470 --> 00:55:14,530 to understand 1042 00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:17,070 that this is not a competition, 1043 00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:20,340 but simply a means to have fun. 1044 00:55:20,410 --> 00:55:23,140 Of course, there will be a winner 1045 00:55:23,210 --> 00:55:26,480 and a whole bunch of losers. 1046 00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:29,820 You will be judged by the audience cheering, 1047 00:55:29,890 --> 00:55:33,120 so be sure to invite all of your friends. 1048 00:55:33,190 --> 00:55:37,490 Now, remember, only those competing can be in here. 1049 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,360 The rest of you, wait outside. 1050 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:42,490 Okay. 1051 00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:45,730 First up, we have Spork and Her Only Friends. 1052 00:55:56,150 --> 00:55:58,480 My name is Spork and that's no lie 1053 00:55:58,550 --> 00:56:00,980 If you don't like me you should see my ride 1054 00:56:02,390 --> 00:56:04,790 ( laughing ) 1055 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,280 But don't laugh at me and be such a "meanie" 1056 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,950 'Cause I got a really small wee-wee 1057 00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:15,630 ( laughing ) 1058 00:56:23,810 --> 00:56:25,830 Gotcha. 1059 00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:27,170 Bitch. 1060 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:29,300 ( laughing ) 1061 00:56:31,010 --> 00:56:32,040 Spork, wait! 1062 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,590 Spork, wait! 1063 00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:48,260 Don't listen to them! 1064 00:56:54,970 --> 00:56:56,770 Hey, girl, where you runnin' off to? 1065 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,240 Hey, I'm talkin' to you, ho! 1066 00:56:59,610 --> 00:57:00,910 ( dog barking ) 1067 00:57:00,980 --> 00:57:01,910 ( dog yelping ) 1068 00:57:24,470 --> 00:57:25,460 Ow! 1069 00:57:25,540 --> 00:57:27,130 You stupid ball! 1070 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,140 You stupid, stupid ball! 1071 00:57:29,210 --> 00:57:30,470 I hate Spork! 1072 00:57:30,540 --> 00:57:31,600 I hate her! 1073 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,840 And you're dead! 1074 00:57:32,910 --> 00:57:34,430 You're not real! 1075 00:57:34,510 --> 00:57:36,670 Nothing is real! 1076 00:57:45,190 --> 00:57:47,490 ( cRying ) 1077 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:05,510 Why didn't you take me with you? 1078 00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:07,240 Why, huh? 1079 00:58:09,250 --> 00:58:12,080 Why did you lie to me? 1080 00:58:12,150 --> 00:58:15,210 You said I'd be pretty like you! 1081 00:58:15,290 --> 00:58:17,620 I hate you! 1082 00:58:17,690 --> 00:58:19,750 I don't want you to ever come back! 1083 00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:23,020 Ever, ever, ever! 1084 00:58:23,090 --> 00:58:25,890 I believed you. 1085 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,330 Why did you have to go without me? 1086 00:58:36,470 --> 00:58:37,670 I don't wanna ever wake up. 1087 00:58:40,210 --> 00:58:41,940 Never, ever, ever. 1088 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,260 Looks like the champ is up. 1089 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,470 What happened? 1090 00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:45,870 Well, I think you went and acted a fool is what happened. 1091 00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,620 They laughed at me, Spit. 1092 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,250 All of them. 1093 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,490 I-- I have to move. 1094 01:00:09,570 --> 01:00:10,930 Go away somewhere. 1095 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,730 Where you gonna go? 1096 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,860 Oz? 1097 01:00:16,170 --> 01:00:19,470 There is no Oz, Spit. 1098 01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:21,810 Yeah. 1099 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,680 I thought you'd say that. 1100 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:28,340 Saw your poster on the floor. 1101 01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:30,480 Still, I figured you might want it back up 1102 01:00:30,550 --> 01:00:34,250 before you woke up. 1103 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,190 I don't. 1104 01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:40,790 Thank you for fixing it, but it's just a stupid poster. 1105 01:00:40,860 --> 01:00:42,490 EveRything is stupid. 1106 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,330 Is it now? 1107 01:00:52,710 --> 01:00:55,080 Oh, my God. 1108 01:00:56,510 --> 01:00:59,380 I'm-- I'm not dead. 1109 01:00:59,450 --> 01:01:02,110 But the weeds and... 1110 01:01:02,190 --> 01:01:04,310 I'm allergic and-- 1111 01:01:04,390 --> 01:01:05,910 Well, last time, I-- 1112 01:01:05,990 --> 01:01:08,480 That was then, Spork. 1113 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:09,920 People change. 1114 01:01:09,990 --> 01:01:12,090 They grow up. 1115 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,320 Get stronger. 1116 01:01:18,070 --> 01:01:21,440 I don't. 1117 01:01:21,510 --> 01:01:23,740 I won't change. 1118 01:01:26,310 --> 01:01:28,170 I'm just Spork forever. 1119 01:01:29,350 --> 01:01:32,650 And what in the hell's wrong with that, little sis? 1120 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,880 EveRything. 1121 01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:38,450 Is it now? 1122 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:42,980 Well, seemed pretty tough to me last night. 1123 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:45,290 You could hear me? 1124 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:49,160 Spork, I think the whole trailer park could hear you. 1125 01:01:49,230 --> 01:01:50,220 Why didn't you do something? 1126 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,730 I did. 1127 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,100 I let you give off some steam, 1128 01:01:53,170 --> 01:01:56,330 and there ain't nothin' wrong with that, Sporky. 1129 01:01:56,410 --> 01:01:58,400 And I'll tell you something else. 1130 01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,240 You're more like our mama than anybody else I ever seen. 1131 01:02:04,410 --> 01:02:05,680 What was she like? 1132 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,880 She was like you. 1133 01:02:16,630 --> 01:02:18,320 Different. 1134 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,020 In more ways than one. 1135 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:24,290 EveRybody thought she was crazy. 1136 01:02:24,370 --> 01:02:28,360 Damn near was, to tell you the truth. 1137 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,930 Scared off Daddy real quick, I used to think. 1138 01:02:33,010 --> 01:02:36,340 But... 1139 01:02:36,410 --> 01:02:39,080 she was... 1140 01:02:39,150 --> 01:02:41,050 different in a lot of good ways, too. 1141 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:48,950 Daddy used to get pretty rough with me. 1142 01:02:49,030 --> 01:02:50,120 She'd come a-runnin' out, 1143 01:02:50,190 --> 01:02:53,420 hollerin', her hair all frizzy-like, 1144 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,190 and chase him off with a shovel. 1145 01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:01,570 That was Mama for you. 1146 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,130 And I'll tell you something else. 1147 01:03:05,980 --> 01:03:08,970 When she was sick, 1148 01:03:09,050 --> 01:03:12,310 and you were just a baby, 1149 01:03:12,380 --> 01:03:14,820 she'd always tell me she wasn't leavin' to go nowhere. 1150 01:03:17,690 --> 01:03:19,310 Just to go see Oz. 1151 01:03:21,390 --> 01:03:23,290 And that she'd be waitin' for us there. 1152 01:03:28,130 --> 01:03:29,890 But there is no Oz, Spit. 1153 01:03:32,140 --> 01:03:35,230 I've looked, and she's not there. 1154 01:03:35,310 --> 01:03:37,240 Sporky... 1155 01:03:37,310 --> 01:03:39,280 you just been lookin' in all the wrong places. 1156 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,070 You see, Oz... 1157 01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:49,020 ... it's right here. 1158 01:03:52,260 --> 01:03:54,720 And that's where Mama's been waitin' for you all along. 1159 01:03:57,390 --> 01:03:58,880 She ain't goin' nowhere. 1160 01:04:02,170 --> 01:04:04,260 And neither am I, Spork. 1161 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:22,870 All right, that's enough of that shit. 1162 01:04:22,950 --> 01:04:24,510 Clean up this diRty-ass room. 1163 01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:28,820 Oh, and wipe your face. 1164 01:04:28,890 --> 01:04:30,380 You got a milk mustache. 1165 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,010 SorRy, Dorothy. 1166 01:04:49,310 --> 01:04:53,270 I was upset and... 1167 01:04:53,350 --> 01:04:55,110 I didn't mean to take it out on you. 1168 01:05:04,130 --> 01:05:06,320 Oh, my God! 1169 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,520 The dance-off! 1170 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:15,100 ( phone ringing ) 1171 01:05:15,170 --> 01:05:18,200 Girl, I can hear you dialing my number from out the window! 1172 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,840 I need to ask you another favor. 1173 01:05:20,910 --> 01:05:23,210 Can you help me pick out an outfit for the dance-off? 1174 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,440 You really gonna do this? 1175 01:05:30,190 --> 01:05:32,380 Definitely. 1176 01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:34,220 Well, then come on, ho! 1177 01:05:34,290 --> 01:05:35,490 We ain't got all day! 1178 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,150 I like rainbow sprinkles on my ice cream pie 1179 01:05:38,230 --> 01:05:39,160 Yeah right 1180 01:05:39,230 --> 01:05:40,920 Meet me at the ice cream truck 1181 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,790 I'll buy you an ice cream 1182 01:05:42,870 --> 01:05:44,860 I'll whip out my drumstick... 1183 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,600 Okay, honestly, does it look any better? 1184 01:05:51,710 --> 01:05:54,370 Do you really want to know? 1185 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,240 I don't seem to remember you having that attitude 1186 01:05:56,310 --> 01:05:58,540 when I first met you, Loosie. 1187 01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,640 I sure hope you haven't forgotten 1188 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,580 the dark ages, Loosie Goosie. 1189 01:06:01,650 --> 01:06:03,550 You know, before I taught you the effects of highlights 1190 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,610 and bleached teeth and eye shadow. 1191 01:06:05,690 --> 01:06:07,350 Or do I need to pull out a photo? 1192 01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:09,390 Glamour Shots circa '98 much? 1193 01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,520 Oh, I'd like to see that. 1194 01:06:11,590 --> 01:06:13,560 You know I've heard about those photos. 1195 01:06:13,630 --> 01:06:15,190 I'm fine, Byotch. 1196 01:06:15,270 --> 01:06:17,700 I'm just totally over your cunt-fest in the late. 1197 01:06:17,770 --> 01:06:19,700 Like, I love my bitch points too, 1198 01:06:19,770 --> 01:06:21,740 but you've been acting all "psycho-fied." 1199 01:06:21,810 --> 01:06:24,470 I mean, that shoe polish really messed up my pores. 1200 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:26,530 - Yeah, for sure. - Def. 1201 01:06:26,610 --> 01:06:29,840 Sacrifices had to be made, my little second-in-command. 1202 01:06:29,910 --> 01:06:30,900 Really? 1203 01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:32,380 'Cause I didn't see you wearing any. 1204 01:06:35,390 --> 01:06:37,880 Ladies, let's not quarrel before my-- 1205 01:06:37,950 --> 01:06:40,550 our... big debut. 1206 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:43,420 Tonight is about Britney Spears. 1207 01:06:43,490 --> 01:06:44,790 Tonight is the night we show her 1208 01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:47,590 our gratitude for what she's taught us. 1209 01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:49,660 And I know I've been a bit harsh lately, 1210 01:06:49,730 --> 01:06:51,760 but now that Spork is over and done with, 1211 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:55,070 Iet's move on and remember the sisterhood of the bitches. 1212 01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:58,440 And that Spork was just a taste... 1213 01:06:58,510 --> 01:06:59,480 of my rage. 1214 01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:03,210 Now, are you with me, bitches? 1215 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,270 For sure! 1216 01:07:08,490 --> 01:07:09,920 # We like the cars # 1217 01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:12,080 # The cars that go boom # 1218 01:07:15,390 --> 01:07:17,990 "Oh, that light is so harsh." 1219 01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:20,890 Blanche DuBois, Tennessee Williams. 1220 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,450 Thank you. 1221 01:07:22,530 --> 01:07:25,430 Welcome, all of you, 1222 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:29,300 for the biggest moment in all of your lives, 1223 01:07:29,370 --> 01:07:31,030 and one of mine, 1224 01:07:31,110 --> 01:07:35,370 the CherRy Lane Middle School Dance-Off! 1225 01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:37,210 ( cheers and applause ) 1226 01:07:40,050 --> 01:07:42,540 Now, I know 1227 01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:45,590 that you are all as excited as I am 1228 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:48,890 to see our shining young stars hit the stage 1229 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:52,990 and show us exactly what they're made of. 1230 01:07:53,060 --> 01:07:54,890 # Beat, beat, beat, beat # 1231 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:55,690 # Beat # 1232 01:07:55,770 --> 01:07:57,670 # Hey, hey, hey # 1233 01:07:57,730 --> 01:07:58,890 # Come on eveRybody # 1234 01:07:58,970 --> 01:08:00,060 # Beat ## 1235 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:15,740 So, without fuRther ado, 1236 01:08:15,820 --> 01:08:19,620 we kick off the dance-off first with 1237 01:08:19,690 --> 01:08:23,390 Betsy Byotch and the Bitches! 1238 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,690 ( cheers and applause ) 1239 01:08:35,410 --> 01:08:36,960 # Oh baby, baby # 1240 01:08:40,410 --> 01:08:42,110 # Oh baby, baby # 1241 01:08:45,550 --> 01:08:47,540 # Oh baby, baby # 1242 01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:50,920 # How was I supposed to know # 1243 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,890 # That something wasn't right here # 1244 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,890 # Oh baby, baby # 1245 01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:01,590 # I shouldn't have let you go # 1246 01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:05,860 # And now you're right out of sight yeah... # 1247 01:09:11,980 --> 01:09:12,940 Okay, okay. 1248 01:09:13,010 --> 01:09:14,140 Move outta my way, hos. 1249 01:09:14,210 --> 01:09:15,540 Damn, that's a big-ass hat. 1250 01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:17,480 - Whoo, that's a big-ass hat. - Stupid hat! 1251 01:09:17,550 --> 01:09:18,710 This ain't no Vegas. 1252 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,720 #... is killin' me and I # 1253 01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:23,650 # I must confess # 1254 01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:25,550 # I still believe # 1255 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,090 # Still believe # 1256 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:30,350 # When I'm not with you I lose my mind # 1257 01:09:30,430 --> 01:09:34,190 # Give me a sign # 1258 01:09:34,260 --> 01:09:37,290 # Hit me baby one more time # 1259 01:09:37,370 --> 01:09:40,960 # My loneliness is killing me # 1260 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,560 Okay, you ready for this? 1261 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,040 A'ight then. 1262 01:09:45,110 --> 01:09:46,940 All right, I'm fittin' to be right here, 1263 01:09:47,010 --> 01:09:48,670 yelling out the orders. 1264 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:51,040 Whatever you do, don't stop. 1265 01:09:51,110 --> 01:09:54,880 # And give me a sign # 1266 01:09:54,950 --> 01:09:57,480 # Hit me baby one more time ## 1267 01:09:59,420 --> 01:10:01,520 ( cheers and applause ) 1268 01:10:03,890 --> 01:10:06,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1269 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,220 That was quite a show! 1270 01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:12,060 Let's hear it for Betsy Byotch and the Bitches! 1271 01:10:12,140 --> 01:10:14,190 ( cheers and applause ) 1272 01:10:14,270 --> 01:10:15,400 The little bitches. 1273 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,480 You've gotta be kidding me. 1274 01:10:23,550 --> 01:10:26,140 What are those things doing here? 1275 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:29,190 Looks like not eveRybody is scared of you. 1276 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:30,580 Oh, uh... 1277 01:10:30,650 --> 01:10:32,350 Okay, okay, quiet now! 1278 01:10:32,420 --> 01:10:34,550 Quiet, quiet! 1279 01:10:34,620 --> 01:10:38,080 Now, there's been a change in the schedule, 1280 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:40,560 apparently, I believe. 1281 01:10:40,630 --> 01:10:43,460 Uh... 1282 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:45,060 Well, yes. 1283 01:10:45,130 --> 01:10:48,660 There's been a change in the schedule. 1284 01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:50,300 Hmm. 1285 01:10:50,370 --> 01:10:54,970 Next up will be a peRformance given by J-- 1286 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:56,770 ( feedback blaring ) 1287 01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:02,180 What the fuck is this about? 1288 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,040 # Lady boy, lady boy # 1289 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:38,380 # Lady boy, lady boy # 1290 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,220 # This groove is for my girls # 1291 01:11:41,290 --> 01:11:43,320 # Little lady boys and girls # 1292 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:47,730 # This groove is for my girls... # 1293 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,420 Right hand on yellow! 1294 01:11:51,370 --> 01:11:52,860 Right hand on red! 1295 01:11:52,940 --> 01:11:54,430 # This groove is for my girls # 1296 01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:56,340 # Little lady boys and girls # 1297 01:11:56,410 --> 01:11:58,100 Left foot on blue! 1298 01:11:58,170 --> 01:11:59,870 # Lady boys and girls # 1299 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:01,070 # This groove is for my girls # 1300 01:12:01,140 --> 01:12:03,410 # Little lady boys and girls # 1301 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,410 - Whoa. - Whoa, girl. 1302 01:12:06,820 --> 01:12:10,250 # Nobody rocks like the girls I'm running with # 1303 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,880 Damn! 1304 01:12:11,950 --> 01:12:13,390 #... everybody's in on it # 1305 01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:16,520 # Some girls talk to the boys in the chat room # 1306 01:12:16,590 --> 01:12:19,790 # My girls talk to the boys in the back room # 1307 01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:22,630 # Hit me up I'm that chick you know # 1308 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:25,260 # That my world one stop if you clock me # 1309 01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:26,320 # You got me # 1310 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,730 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # 1311 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:29,700 # You got me going # 1312 01:12:29,770 --> 01:12:32,760 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # 1313 01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:34,540 Damn, baby. 1314 01:12:34,610 --> 01:12:35,980 # Little lady boys and girls # 1315 01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:37,880 # This groove is for my lady boy # 1316 01:12:37,950 --> 01:12:39,310 # Lady boys and girls # 1317 01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:40,850 # This groove is for my girls # 1318 01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,820 # Little lady boys and girls # 1319 01:12:42,890 --> 01:12:44,940 # Little lady lady boys and... # 1320 01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:50,380 # This groove is for my girls # 1321 01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:52,020 # Little lady boys and girls # 1322 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:55,160 # This groove is for lady boys lady boys and girls # 1323 01:12:55,230 --> 01:12:56,790 # This groove is for my girls # 1324 01:12:56,870 --> 01:12:58,860 # Little lady boys and girls # 1325 01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:01,840 # This groove is for lady boys lady boys and girls # 1326 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:05,530 # This groove is for lady boys lady boys and girls # 1327 01:13:05,610 --> 01:13:07,440 # Little lady boys and girls ## 1328 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,500 ( cheers and applause ) 1329 01:13:37,910 --> 01:13:39,200 Shut up, shut up, all of you. 1330 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:40,210 Stop it! 1331 01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:42,370 ( cheers and applause ) 1332 01:13:55,890 --> 01:13:57,950 This is all 'cause of you, Tootsie Roll. 1333 01:13:58,030 --> 01:13:59,520 Thank you. 1334 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,720 Girl, don't even play. 1335 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,560 I don't know what the hell you did out there, 1336 01:14:03,630 --> 01:14:05,730 but it wasn't for sure nothin' I taught you. 1337 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,790 Get it, girl. 1338 01:14:06,870 --> 01:14:08,630 Get it for reals. 1339 01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:11,260 ( cheers and applause ) 1340 01:14:14,940 --> 01:14:16,280 Quiet! 1341 01:14:16,350 --> 01:14:17,680 Quiet, quiet! 1342 01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:20,380 Quiet, shh! 1343 01:14:20,450 --> 01:14:21,580 Shut up! 1344 01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:25,880 Thank you. 1345 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:31,890 Well, I must say, this is quite a surprise indeed. 1346 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:33,120 In all fairness, 1347 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:35,930 I think the winner has already been decided. 1348 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,660 Too bad, bunnies. 1349 01:14:37,730 --> 01:14:41,030 This was a real shocker, wasn't it, kids? 1350 01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:42,830 The winner is... 1351 01:14:42,910 --> 01:14:44,200 ( imitating fanfare ) 1352 01:14:47,540 --> 01:14:50,570 The winner is Spork! 1353 01:14:50,650 --> 01:14:55,170 ( cheers and applause ) 1354 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,180 all: Spork, Spork, Spork! 1355 01:15:03,260 --> 01:15:07,030 Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork! 1356 01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:09,830 Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork! 1357 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:12,730 Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork! 1358 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,130 Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork... 1359 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,540 ( cheers and applause ) 1360 01:15:42,930 --> 01:15:45,420 Tootsie Roll, um, I-- 1361 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,760 I know you said we're not supposed to have 1362 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,430 any friends in the hood. 1363 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:52,000 But you're the closest thing I've ever had to a real friend. 1364 01:15:52,070 --> 01:15:54,740 And... 1365 01:15:54,810 --> 01:15:56,640 I want you to have this. 1366 01:15:56,710 --> 01:15:59,150 Okay? 1367 01:15:59,220 --> 01:16:01,780 Spork, I-- I can't take this. 1368 01:16:01,850 --> 01:16:04,250 You earned it, girl, you worked hard. 1369 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,190 I'm cool. 1370 01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:07,850 I'm not worried about that. 1371 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,550 I-- I know you're cool. 1372 01:16:09,630 --> 01:16:12,120 But, again, you're my friend. 1373 01:16:12,190 --> 01:16:15,160 And that's what friends do. 1374 01:16:15,230 --> 01:16:16,930 At least my friends. 1375 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,260 It's yours, you earned it. 1376 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,330 Sweet! 1377 01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:27,210 Oh! 1378 01:16:29,010 --> 01:16:31,380 You're the coolest white bitch I know, Spork. 1379 01:16:31,450 --> 01:16:33,210 - Thanks. - Hear that, okay? 1380 01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,480 Okay. 1381 01:16:34,550 --> 01:16:35,710 Come on, y'all, let's go. 1382 01:16:35,790 --> 01:16:37,450 - Bye, Spork! - Bye, Spork! 1383 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:38,710 Later, Charlie, bye, Spork. 1384 01:16:49,170 --> 01:16:50,690 This is it, tripod! 1385 01:16:50,770 --> 01:16:52,360 You may have convinced the school that you're normal, 1386 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:55,460 but I am so gonna pound your face in! 1387 01:16:55,540 --> 01:16:57,770 Oh, shut the fuck up already! 1388 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:58,700 Jesus. 1389 01:16:58,770 --> 01:17:00,640 You are so drama-rama. 1390 01:17:00,710 --> 01:17:03,110 You know what, bitch? 1391 01:17:03,180 --> 01:17:06,640 I have just about had it with your insubordination. 1392 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:07,840 Uh! 1393 01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:12,880 Shit, dude, that bitch was so annoying. 1394 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,950 Wow, that was amazing. 1395 01:17:16,030 --> 01:17:17,290 The name's Chunk. 1396 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,330 Kinda like "chink," but instead they call me Chunk. 1397 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,420 Loosie Goosie. 1398 01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:22,660 Kinda like Lucy, but they call me Loosie. 1399 01:17:42,180 --> 01:17:45,420 So, what you did with Tootsie Roll and the money-- 1400 01:17:45,490 --> 01:17:47,960 that was pretty cool. 1401 01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:49,420 She's my friend. 1402 01:17:51,590 --> 01:17:53,190 That's what friends do. 1403 01:17:56,370 --> 01:17:59,560 Hey, Spork, can I ask you something? 1404 01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,430 Sure. 1405 01:18:04,470 --> 01:18:07,340 If you've never had a friend... 1406 01:18:07,410 --> 01:18:09,310 how do you know what a friend would do? 1407 01:18:14,250 --> 01:18:16,310 'Cause... 1408 01:18:16,390 --> 01:18:18,790 it just feels right. 1409 01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:23,150 Yeah. 1410 01:18:24,690 --> 01:18:26,290 Spork? 1411 01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:27,590 Yeah, Charlie. 1412 01:18:31,730 --> 01:18:33,330 Will you be my girlfriend? 1413 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:43,540 Sure. 1414 01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,440 Yes! 1415 01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:52,610 Spork: And that was my first boyfriend. 1416 01:18:52,690 --> 01:18:55,160 Made my first friend and boyfriend 1417 01:18:55,220 --> 01:18:56,920 in one awesome day. 1418 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:04,660 It's funny, really, when Charlie asked me 1419 01:19:04,730 --> 01:19:08,400 how I ever really knew what a good friend would be like. 1420 01:19:08,470 --> 01:19:11,630 'Cause I really never did know. 1421 01:19:11,710 --> 01:19:15,370 But there's a lot of things I still don't really know. 1422 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:16,810 Why people say mean things 1423 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:19,580 or huRt other people when they're different. 1424 01:19:21,850 --> 01:19:23,440 I don't think I'll ever know. 1425 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:28,280 The truth is... 1426 01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,880 I don't wanna know. 1427 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,660 'Cause, you see, it doesn't matter. 1428 01:19:36,370 --> 01:19:38,660 All that matters is the people we care about 1429 01:19:38,730 --> 01:19:40,220 and the ones who care about us. 1430 01:19:54,980 --> 01:19:57,380 See, Mommy... 1431 01:19:57,450 --> 01:19:58,510 you made it. 1432 01:20:00,990 --> 01:20:02,290 You made it to the Emerald City. 1433 01:20:13,270 --> 01:20:14,530 I used to think that my only dream 1434 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,540 was to be someone else... 1435 01:20:16,610 --> 01:20:18,370 anything else than what I was. 1436 01:20:24,980 --> 01:20:27,210 And somehow I got it. 1437 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,840 I finally figured out how to be somebody 1438 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,110 I never really ever got to be in my whole life. 1439 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:36,980 Myself. 1440 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:43,860 # Hey # 1441 01:20:43,930 --> 01:20:44,830 # Hey # 1442 01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:48,530 # Hey # 1443 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:49,540 # Ooh-ah # 1444 01:20:49,610 --> 01:20:51,000 # Hey # 1445 01:20:51,070 --> 01:20:52,630 # Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey # 1446 01:20:52,710 --> 01:20:54,070 # You you're such a freak # 1447 01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:55,870 # When you're at the paRty you don't mess with a freak # 1448 01:20:55,950 --> 01:20:57,610 # Ooh you're such a dork # 1449 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,710 # Nobody kisses you on the dance floor # 1450 01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:02,110 # Pick your boogie # 1451 01:21:02,180 --> 01:21:03,880 # Then dance # 1452 01:21:03,950 --> 01:21:05,680 # Pop your booty # 1453 01:21:05,750 --> 01:21:07,650 # Throw up your hands # 1454 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,990 # You don't hear them # 1455 01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:10,890 # When they staRt to jam # 1456 01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,890 # Hey you you're such a freak # 1457 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,900 # When you're at the paRty you don't mess with a freak # 1458 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:16,760 # You ain't got no money # 1459 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:18,630 # You ain't got no friends # 1460 01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:20,460 # You just came to paRty # 1461 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:22,500 # You just want to dance # 1462 01:21:22,570 --> 01:21:24,270 # You don't even hear them # 1463 01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:26,170 # When they staRt to jam # 1464 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,180 # Ooh you're such a dork # 1465 01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,140 # Nobody kisses you on the dance floor # 1466 01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:32,040 # You just want to join the paRty # 1467 01:21:32,110 --> 01:21:33,880 # You just want to do your dance # 1468 01:21:33,950 --> 01:21:35,750 # You ain't tRying to huRt nobody # 1469 01:21:35,820 --> 01:21:37,720 # You ain't tRying to make no friends # 1470 01:21:37,790 --> 01:21:41,450 # EveRything and eveRybody always has to disappear # 1471 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,790 # When you staRt to feel your body move # 1472 01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:45,420 # And you don't even care # 1473 01:21:45,490 --> 01:21:47,160 # Hey you you're such a freak # 1474 01:21:47,230 --> 01:21:49,160 # When you're at the paRty you don't mess with a freak # 1475 01:21:49,230 --> 01:21:50,990 # Ooh you're such a dork # 1476 01:21:51,070 --> 01:21:53,400 # Nobody kisses you on the dance floor # 1477 01:21:58,170 --> 01:21:59,140 # Hey ## 1478 01:22:06,820 --> 01:22:07,980 # Magic # 1479 01:22:09,490 --> 01:22:12,250 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 1480 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:15,150 # Oh, oh # 1481 01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:17,990 # Magic # 1482 01:22:18,060 --> 01:22:21,090 # Magic # 1483 01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:23,890 # Look what I got in my bag of tricks # 1484 01:22:23,970 --> 01:22:26,760 # Magic hats and a house of bricks # 1485 01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:29,800 # Now I can do anything I need # 1486 01:22:29,870 --> 01:22:32,710 # All I gotta do is believe # 1487 01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:35,440 # Wake up early in the morning # 1488 01:22:35,510 --> 01:22:38,610 # I hear my world and it is hollering # 1489 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,550 # EveRything is just bright okay # 1490 01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:44,480 # Thing are gonna be all right okay # 1491 01:22:44,550 --> 01:22:46,490 # Oh, oh, oh # 1492 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:49,580 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1493 01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:53,120 # Just a little bit of magic # 1494 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:56,160 # And things will be okay # 1495 01:22:56,230 --> 01:22:58,030 # Oh, oh, oh # 1496 01:22:58,100 --> 01:23:01,190 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1497 01:23:01,270 --> 01:23:04,870 # Just a little bit of magic # 1498 01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:07,910 # And we'll be on our way # 1499 01:23:07,980 --> 01:23:10,780 # Let me pull this rabbit outside my hat # 1500 01:23:10,850 --> 01:23:13,640 # Damn you ain't seen nothing like that # 1501 01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,410 # I feel like I'm on top of the world # 1502 01:23:16,490 --> 01:23:19,580 # With the stars in the sky I'm the only girl # 1503 01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:22,490 # Time moves by so quickly # 1504 01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:25,430 # Something's changed inside of me # 1505 01:23:25,490 --> 01:23:28,220 # I might not be what you want to see # 1506 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:31,320 # But eveRything will be all right for me # 1507 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,100 # Oh, oh, oh # 1508 01:23:33,170 --> 01:23:36,430 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1509 01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:39,840 # Just a little bit of magic # 1510 01:23:39,910 --> 01:23:42,970 # And things will be okay # 1511 01:23:43,050 --> 01:23:44,950 # Oh, oh, oh # 1512 01:23:45,010 --> 01:23:48,110 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1513 01:23:48,180 --> 01:23:52,050 # Just a little bit of magic # 1514 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:54,490 # And we'll be on our way # 1515 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,990 # And it all feels like # 1516 01:23:57,060 --> 01:24:01,330 # A little bit of magic # 1517 01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:04,960 # A little bit of magic # 1518 01:24:05,970 --> 01:24:08,600 # And it all feels like # 1519 01:24:08,670 --> 01:24:13,270 # A little bit of magic # 1520 01:24:14,510 --> 01:24:16,810 # A little bit of magic # 1521 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:27,920 # Well # 1522 01:24:27,990 --> 01:24:30,080 # I'm gonna see life in 3-D # 1523 01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:32,820 # Daydream covered in sunshine # 1524 01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:34,190 # Skies of bubbles # 1525 01:24:34,260 --> 01:24:35,790 # They're all mine # 1526 01:24:35,860 --> 01:24:38,700 # Floating by just like veRtigo # 1527 01:24:38,770 --> 01:24:41,570 # Griping tight never letting go # 1528 01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:43,400 # Oh, oh, oh # 1529 01:24:43,470 --> 01:24:46,670 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1530 01:24:46,740 --> 01:24:50,180 # Just a little bit of magic # 1531 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,150 # And things will be okay # 1532 01:24:53,220 --> 01:24:55,080 # Oh, oh, oh # 1533 01:24:55,150 --> 01:24:58,280 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1534 01:24:58,350 --> 01:25:02,310 # Just a little bit of magic # 1535 01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:04,880 # And we'll be on our way # 1536 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:07,860 # Oh, oh, oh ooh-uh-ooh # 1537 01:25:07,930 --> 01:25:10,690 # Oh, oh, oh ooh-uh-ooh # 1538 01:25:10,770 --> 01:25:14,000 # Oh, oh, oh ooh-uh-ooh # 1539 01:25:14,070 --> 01:25:16,700 # And things will be okay # 1540 01:25:16,770 --> 01:25:19,500 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 1541 01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:22,410 # Oh, oh # 1542 01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:25,280 # Magic # 1543 01:25:25,350 --> 01:25:27,010 # Magic # 1544 01:25:28,450 --> 01:25:31,280 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 1545 01:25:31,350 --> 01:25:34,190 # Oh, oh # 1546 01:25:34,260 --> 01:25:35,880 # Magic ##