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♪ unlock my body and move myself to dance ♪ ♪ moving warm liquid, ♪
♪ flowing, blowing glass ♪
♪ classical music blasting ♪
♪ masks the ringing in my ears ♪
♪ I miss the innocence ♪
♪ I've known ♪
♪ (ooh, yeah) ♪
♪ Playing kiss covers, ♪
♪ beautiful and stoned ♪
♪ (Ooh, yeah) ♪
♪ (Ooh, ooh) ♪
♪ (ooh, ooh) ♪
♪ (ooh, ooh, yeah) ♪
- Really? - What? I'm just gonna do 'em
there. Really?
He has a dishwasher.
There's like, half a tomato
on that plate.
Right here, this guy?
Oh...
Mmm, not anymore.
It's from like, an hour ago,
I swear.
What about this?
Oh, keeper, for sure.
Really, this is ugly.
No. Yeah.
Yeah, and it makes me look
pregnant when I wear it.
You know, I gave that to you
for your birthday.
God, this whole thing feels
very... practical.
Jeez, take forever, Kevin. I've been waiting for this ring for years!
Come on, what do you
really think, dude?
Very ordinary ring.
Where are the stickers that
came with it?
Just kidding.
Look, if she says yes--
- ishe says yes? We're not
going to do like, a dual
wedding-- when she says yes.
Come on, dude, just get
up here, okay?
Help me out?
This is light.
She's not gonna-- don't even
think about it, man.
Look, when are you gonna
propose? What?
Tonight?
Are you gonna propose tonight?
No.
I mean, I was.
I just didn't-- you know,
she's moving in, I didn't want
to give her...
Are you fucking with me, dude?
I'm gonna Twist it off.
You're gonna move in
together, you're gonna learn all
these awesome things about being
in a long-term relationship,
which, you know, you can't even
comprehend because you've never
done it before.
And then you're going to get
married and have one kid,
but it's gonna turn out to be
septuplets.
I'm gonna miss that couch.
You realize if we unpack
everything right now,
you're gonna have to do
the dishes.
It's the good stuff.
Yeah, I don't fuck around.
Now we know.
I wonder if Sarah is the same
at sex as Beth is at sex.
Oh, come on, man, I don't
want to know your brain has
thoughts like that.
You don't think about
that stuff?
They're sisters.
I have an idea.
We're not switching.
What if you proposed to her
after our show?
You know, like,
during the encore.
That would be such a
douchebag thing to do, man.
But how amazing would it be?
All our friends would already
be there.
It'd be the perfect
engagement party.
That'd be cool.
Lube on your books.
You know what?
That would be cool.
You think... she's gonna
fucking hate me.
Dude, do you think
she's gonna say yes?
I mean, she's moving in.
It's a sign.
It's a sign, Beth.
Seriously.
Yeah.
...You know, when Andrew and I
first moved in together,
our first night, we had sex in
every room in the apartment.
Wow.
That is so crazy-cliche,
I can't even handle it.
No, I'm just, I'm just saying
that's another plus side to
moving in together: More sex.
Got it, the problem is that
I'm saving myself for marriage,
so it doesn't apply.
I thought you don't believe
in marriage... I don't,
so I'm going to die a virg.
Straight up.
I swear we're not related.
Andrew!
Hello there, sorry.
I didn't mean to yell.
This is heavy, so...
Okay, ready, got it?
Watch it.
Oh, yeah,
really heavy.
All right, tough guy.
♪ oh... ♪
♪ Ah, ah ♪
♪ Lovin' you, baby, ♪
♪ when you're holding me, baby ♪
♪ I... ♪
I'm gonna be a really
bad roommate.
Yeah? Yeah.
Care to explain yourself?
I just forget to put the milk
away all the time, when I go
to work.
It's fine, like, in the winter,
but in the summertime, it's--
the whole is gonna smell
really sour-y and milky.
It's gross.
- Yeah? Mm-hmm.
And, like, every available
surface, I'll find a way to put,
like, a-- leave a coffee mug
on it.
You know, with, like, this much
coffee left in it.
- That's totally cool, 'cause--
- it's annoying.
It's not, 'cause I only drink
this much coffee.
I wouldn't drink it.
Oh, and I go grocery shopping
when I'm really hungry.
That's a bad thing, you know,
that's-- you're not supposed to
do that, right, 'cause you spend
way too much money.
I shop when I'm hungry.
No, I spend way too much
money and then you'll
come home, right? Mm-hmm.
And it's gonna be like,
a house full of groceries and
then I'm gonna say I really
wanna eat out.
You're laughing now.
Oh, and if you see like, a piece
of paper or like an envelope or
something with a drawing on it
that I've done, you might think
that that's okay To throw away
'cause it's just on a scrap of
paper, but it's probably the
most important drawing I've ever
done in my whole life.
I'm gonna be really, really,
really pissed if you throw
it out-- so don't do that.
I won't do it.
Really, though.
I know about this already.
I don't care.
Well, you don't know that I
fart all the time.
'Cause I do.
That's so crazy
'cause I fart all the time.
Not more than me.
I fart constantly.
It's like I don't even know a
time when I'm not farting.
I'm farting right now.
You're just saying
that to be nice.
Just wait.
This is really gonna be bad,
bud.
I love you so much.
♪ no more bad ♪
♪ dreams, baby ♪
I'm gonna be a really
♪ no more afraid to open ♪
♪ the door and let you in ♪
Roommates.
I like it.
Roommates.
♪ lovin' you, baby... ♪
Did you come?
Come on, come on, babe.
You're so awesome.
You are so fucking beautiful.
Shh...
You're so beautiful.
Shh, shh, shh.
I love you.
I'm so happy.
You're so... mm.
So awesome.
I love you so much. Shh!
I love you! No.
Hey, we don't have time
for that.
Okay, good morning.
'Morning, hon.
We gotta go-- these gotta go
to the post office.
I will make this a
to-go order.
Hey, these gotta go out or do
you not want the date saved in
our guests' calendars?
Oh, it would definitely be
the end of the world if our
guests make conflicting plans
many months in advance,
because we didn't send out our
notifications till tomorrow.
Real quick, do you have a
preference about these forks?
Do I?
Good question.
Um, this one does not function
as a fork.
Mister, you know what?
It would be more helpful if you
just said, "I don't care."
I'll be right back.
Coffee is ready.
No, no way. It's way too soon. It's way too soon.
You don't think she might warm
up to the idea when she sees the
look in his eyes of love and the
ring and...
Ring?
No!
Oh, God.
Does he have a ring, really?
Yeah. Oh, God.
No, I-- you know Sarah.
It's like baby steps, you know
what I mean?
She-- where would he even get
this idea?
I might have...
Given him the idea.
Bad... bad.
You need to...
Tell him to wait till, I mean...
He really loves her.
It's so not the right time.
Okay I'm serious.
Okay, I will. You have to
fix it. I will.
I will take care of this.
...Hey.
Kev, you put any more thought
into... proposing?
Yeah, I don't think
I'm gonna do it.
- Oh, yeah-- good, good.
Can you believe that somebody
already took my old apartment?
Like, signed the lease today?
That was fast. I know.
Wait, how do you know this?
Sarah!
It hasn't even been a week.
It's the girl from
the bookstore-- bookstore girl.
She's here.
Bookstore girl?
Bookstore girl.
She exists?
She's here.
What's she doing here?
Is that rhetorical or are you
actually asking me that?
I'm gonna go find out.
♪ touch me in the dark ♪
♪ fade into the feeling ♪
♪ whisper in my ear ♪
what you want,
♪ what you need ♪
♪ tell me my name... ♪
Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Um, I'll go get some
paper towels.
No, that's all right.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's no big deal.
'Cause I can handle it,
it's no problem.
I'm sure, but it's, honestly,
don't even worry about it.
It's fine.
Okay, okay
Uh, hey, can I buy you a drink?
What?
Can I buy you a drink?
Oh.
I have a drink.
Yeah...
Thanks.
Uh, so, you live around here?
Sorry.
Do you live around here?
- Oh, um, yeah, I--
do you know Kevin? No.
- Yeah, the singer in the--
in wolfbird, the singer
of the band?
Yeah, he, um, we live to--
he's my boyfriend.
He's your boyfriend?
Yeah, we live together.
Jeez Louise.
I'm such a moron.
No, no.
That's cool, though.
I'll see you.
Jonathan!
Is that right?
Jonathan, right?
You know my name?
You know my name.
I make it a point to see every
band with a wolf-related name.
Really? Yes, because I
I want to be the guy that's
seen them all.
Okay
Yeah, I've seen wolfmother,
wolf parade, wolf eyes,
wolf cub, peanut butter wolf,
Peter wolf, Patrick wolf,
alpha wolf, sea wolf.
I've even seen Los Lobos.
This is very impressive.
Steppenwolf.
What's that?
Steppenwolf, dude.
That is a band.
I totally agree.
That is a band.
Great band.
I'm gonna add them to my list.
They tour?
You seen them?
All right.
This guy.
You seem kind of nervous
right now. I do?
I just, uh, you probably
aren't-- who are you?
Uh, I'm Jonathan.
That's Jonathan.
That's Beth.
And Beth, yeah.
He hangs out at the bookstore.
I stalk your friend.
Quietly, because...
It's a bookstore.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna--
they're gonna start probably.
Oh, okay
Um, I'll call you when your book
comes in.
If it comes in.
It'll come in.
All right, well, it was nice
meeting you.
Bye.
What are you doing?
Talking to a customer from
the bookstore.
Ooh, your boyfriend's band is
about to play. I know.
I hear they're awesome.
I can't wait. Go watch
them. I can't wait,
I love 'em so much. Me too.
- - Thank you!
Ah, it's great to be here.
It's great to be back.
We got some new stuff for you.
We hope you like it.
We, uh, the next one, the first
one, it's the first one,
this first one is called, well,
you'll figure it out.
♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah- ♪
♪ babies ♪
♪ b-b-b-b-b-bah-bah ♪
♪ bah-bah-babies ♪
♪ b-b-b-b-b-b-babies ♪
♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪
all right!
♪ Bah-bah-bah-baby ♪
♪ bah-bah-bah bah-bah ♪
♪ b-b-b-baby! ♪
♪ Bah-bah-bah bah-bah-bah ♪
♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah ♪
♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪
shh...
♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪
Look at him.
Yeah, I know.
No, look at him.
He's yours.
- ♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah ♪
bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah...
♪ Ba... bies! ♪
Wolfbird, wolfbird,
wolfbird, wolfbird...
Oh... ow!
This is seriously one of the
best shows we've ever played!
Mucho, mucho, mucho,
mucho gracias!
Gracias.
Ow!
I'm gonna do it.
- No, kev, don't--
- hey... I'm gonna do it.
Uh...
So, we're leaving on tour
real soon, and--
- man: We'll miss you!
I'm gonna miss you too, dad!
And, uh, I'm seriously gonna
get in trouble right now, but
there's this girl...
Kevin!
I gotta.
I love this girl, and I'm gonna
miss her to peaches--
uh, pieces.
Peaches doesn't make any sense.
I'm gonna miss her to pieces.
Sarah, where are you?
Over here!
Okay, uh, I hope that we're
gonna look back on this and
laugh because I know I am
embarrassing you right now,
but I can't leave for a month
without doing this, I just,
I can't, so...
There you are.
It's okay
I'm not gonna bite,
I just...
Sarah, we know we wanna spend
the rest of our lives together.
I just want to make it official.
Whoo!
Sarah...
Will you marry me?
I'll marry you, Kevin!
Go ahead, Sarah.
It's okay, it's just us.
Do it!
Sarah, Sarah, come on.
Come on, Sarah.
Oh...
Oh, sh...
Shit.
- Fuck. I just-- wait, I should go back
and talk to her, right?
No, no, just take a minute.
Sarah.
Sarah, I told them not to
do that, I swear.
You knew?
No, no, I'm sorry.
Look, I didn't--
I told them not to.
Fuck.
What the fuck did I do?
I can't believe that
that just happened.
Hey, it's gonna be all right.
No, I can't believe that
he just did that.
Hey, hey, hey, Sarah,
it's gonna be okay
It's not okay!
It's not okay
- 'Morning. - 'Morning.
- And pets are okay, right? - Right...
Sarah, I'm sorry, I-- you know, I care about you so much, and I just... I have to
be the voice of reason
right now, I-- Kevin is awesome.
He's so awesome.
Yep, I know.
You know, I saw him
this morning and I just-- you
should've seen his little face,
it was so droopy and sad and...
I couldn't help but think
this is temporary, right?
Beth...
I'm just saying, you know,
he's such a good guy, and he's
so in love with you...
I get it, I get it, I get it.
He really is.
I get it, I get that he's
wonderful, and I also get that
you're getting married, and that
that's something that's super...
This isn't about that.
- It-- I'm just saying I'm not
sure that you can understand,
like, where I'm coming from
at all.
All right, try.
Okay, um...
I'm happy.
Thank you.
I know that I'm not happy
right now, like, not in this
particular conversation or
whatever, but overall, I'm a
very happy person, you know?
Very happy and positive.
I may even be the most happy and
positive person you've ever met
in your whole entire life,
right? Okay
And... I don't know,
it's like...
When I started moving in
with him, like even just started
thinking about it, I, I felt
so...
Yes. What is that?
That's how I felt.
It is, and I'm not like, "oh,
well, I'm over Kevin.
Who's Kevin? I don't care
about him" at all.
You're making up excuses.
I'm not. And they're not
very good, you know, it's time
to grow up, I...
Come on, don't even.
What are you so
afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm gonna
sound like you, psycho.
Well, that's just rude.
That...
Okay, I just, I don't really,
I don't know, I don't want to
start saying a bunch of stuff
'cause this is gonna, like,
escalate, and then I'm gonna say
a bunch of stuff that I regret
and have to apologize for later.
I don't wanna do that, I just
wanna go have food that's bad
for us and you to give me a
bunch of sympathy.
Like, that's the only thing.
Well... I will eat bad food
with you. Great.
But I'm not gonna give you
sympathy, I'm sorry.
- How do you get your books delivered here, by a mule? - Hmm?
Oh, hi.
Hey, I wasn't looking at
your butt crack.
Yeah, this says that it was
shipped on the 28th.
That's a long time ago.
Hey, I'm moving into a place
really, really close to you.
How do you know where I live?
Couldn't make up something
more mysterious?
...Marine biology.
Mm, actually getting my master's
in it. Wow, look at you.
Isn't there, like, a
university bookstore, then,
you could get all these
obscure books at, instead of
coming here?
Well, you don't work at a
university bookstore.
What are you studying?
Uh, nothing.
I'm not-- I was a library
science major, but I didn't
finish, so...
Library science.
Science of libraries.
When's the housewarming party?
Uh, what do you mean,
my housewarming party?
You're moving, right?
You're moving in with, uh...
Kevin?
No, God, no, no.
You were there, you saw...
Uh, no, that's, um, that's over.
Really?
Really.
Well...
If you, uh, need help warming
your house, doesn't need to be
like a whole... party, per se,
you know, could just be...
Um, yeah.
I'll call you.
Don't you need my number?
It's in the computer.
Hey, what a courteous and
helpful employee.
Seriously, what extra-mile
customer care!
You don't, you don't have to.
I'm the, I'm the manager.
- Sorry-- good job.
I'm gonna need you to
just try and play a good show
tonight, okay?
I know it sucks, but for the
next hour and 15 minutes, let's
just try and have fun out there,
all right?
Or at least sell some t-shirts,
make a little money, capisci?
- T-shirts?
- Oh, come-- I'm sorry,
you know what I mean.
Come on.
Hey, that was a really great
show. Well, thank you.
I mean, it was awesome.
I was worried you guys were
gonna cancel.
Why is that?
I saw what happened in l.a.
You were there?
♪ ...Linda! ♪ ♪ Linda, Linda, Linda ♪ ♪ Linda-Linda, Linda-Linda ♪
♪ Linda, Linda, Linda. ♪
- Hey. - Hey! Hi!
I wanna talk to you about
something-- here, drink this.
Okay So, I'm scrapping
the idea of a group art show,
and instead it's gonna be a
solo show with just you.
What?! Yes.
No. Cheers.
That's a bad idea.
No, it's not.
Isabelle, do not do that.
You deserve it. No!
No, I don't deserve that.
...And I can do whatever
I want.
You're insane.
But Kevin and Andrew aren't
still playing at the wedding,
right? Of course they are.
Why wouldn't-- oh, right...
I haven't talked
about it, I haven't talked
about it since d-day. Well...
Hey,
Sarah! Sarah!
Sarah!
Well...
Kevin's gonna play solo during
the reception because of
Andrew's obvious conflict, and
then wolfbird, the full band,
is gonna play later, like, late.
Like, last hour of the open bar.
And Sarah's fine with this?
- Let me just double-check.
Hey, Sarah!
Beth, yes.
Michelle has a wolfbird
question. No, not...
Serious.
You're still cool if Kevin plays
music at the wedding, right?
Yeah, of course, yes,
totally.
- See? Sarah is-- she's not,
you know, a personal conflict,
temporary awkardnesses, she can
put those aside like an adult.
Well, yeah, but how do you
think he feels about it?
That is a good question.
This is a good question.
Hey, Sarah! Sarah!
Sar'! Sarah!
Beth, yes!
How do you think Kevin
feels about it?
About playing at the wedding?
Yeah. I really have no
idea how Kevin feels about it.
Do you think you could
call him? Beth!
What? This is important.
You want me to call him?
We're in the middle of...
Yeah! No...
I don't really wanna
call him, Beth.
Why don't you get your
boyfriend to call him?
Maybe it would be good
if you talked to him.
We're talking about
something that Sarah is excited
about...
What?
Not looking for an excuse
to call him.
Just trying to settle
this thing.
Okay Great timing, Beth.
Get it locked and loaded.
Uh-oh.
Hey, I'm sorry. That was obnoxious. Had a few drinks with alcohol
and, um...
How are you?
I am catching up.
Are you all moved in now?
Yeah, I am, except for
unpacking, but...
Good!
I mean... good.
So, is that gonna be it now?
- "It"-- what do you-- what?
For what?
I just... want this to be
the last big thing, I...
You're making me nervous, I...
I'm not. I'm getting
married.
I'm getting married!
- I just moved, all--
- what?
All I did was move, you know?
I know.
...Not doing anything.
I know, that's not...
You know what?
If you wanna make mistakes,
these are your mistakes to make,
not mine, and...
I gotta respect that.
- Hey. Mm. - What's going on? - Is she okay?
Yeah, she's fine.
Tired. I'm tired.
Okay, I'm gonna take her.
Do you wanna go?
Yeah, please.
Okay, you sure you got it?
I got it.
She got it.
You got it.
- Sarah. Mm. - Wake up, we're here. - Fine, thank you.
Of course.
For driving
me... it's nice.
No...
What, what's so funny?
This isn't my house.
I don't live here anymore.
This is Kevin's house only.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize.
I have not been to your new
place, let's just go.
No, no, no, no.
I have a key.
I'm gonna go here.
I wanna go here. No.
Why, why, why?
Sarah. What?
Sarah, get back in the car.
He's not here, Isabelle.
Isabelle, he's not even home,
he's on tour.
I just am gonna sleep
in a comfortable bed.
My bed sucks, he has a
comfortable bed,
it smells like a man.
I just want that.
One night, who cares?
This is not a good idea,
and I would be a very bad friend
if I let you go up there.
- Uh-uh. Get back in the--
- you're good, though,
Isabelle.
Nobody will take that away
from you.
Ever.
So good.
Whoops.
Hi, Kevin.
Uh, oh, I'm... good.
I'm brilliant.
- What are you doing here? - Jinx, you go first.
I, uh, I canceled...
We canceled the tour 'cause...
I was too...
I was too fucked-up.
Yikes, uh, that's...
That sounds really horrible.
Um...
I... I was just stopping by to get something, so...
- Is that really why you're here? - Yeah. Yeah, I, uh, I got this, uh,
bag of bagels and I opened...
It up, and I took one out and
I cut it and then I said, "aw,
I don't have a toaster, I should
go and get it," so...
Yeah.
Are you happier? 'Cause if you are, I-- I'll let you go, but...
Are you happier?
Yeah.
Just get out. Just-- go on, get out. - Okay
- Cookies! - Mm-hmm. Really?
Is that okay?
Mmm, yes.
I'd say this house is warmed.
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, uh...
Merry Christmas!
What's this?
Open it.
Thank you for cooking dinner.
Sweet!
It's the book I paid for
and ordered two months ago.
That's right.
I thought you would love it.
It is just what I've
always wanted.
So...
Do you want to dance?
Help me.
Oh, nice moves.
Okay, okay
♪ ...There's a crowd ♪
of people
talkin' in your head ♪
♪ talkin' all at once, they ♪
never want to go to bed... ♪
You motherfucking
asshole.
You are so cute... oh...
I wish I could kiss you.
Right now.
What's that?
Why can't you?
I gotta be a gentleman.
Really...
You just got out of a
long-term relationship.
Don't get me wrong;
I really, really want to.
It'd just be really
insensitive of me.
Well, what if I kissed you?
I got a mouthful of cookie.
After that.
♪ ... the climb back ♪
up is like mount Everest ♪
♪ whoa, oh... ♪
That's what it's like to
kiss the bookstore girl.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I know, and for that,
I'm gonna leave.
'Cause you know what happens
after kissing.
Hey!
I really hope you call me.
I'll call you. Bye.
So, I'd say we're not even 50%, but I got the cake designer, florist, D.J. are
all set-- - D.J.? - Yeah.
We're not getting a D.J.
Yeah, no, I booked
him yesterday.
Why would you do that?
We don't need a D.J., I was just
gonna play a playlist on
my iPod.
Well, you said you didn't
want to be a part of it, so...
Yeah, but music is kind of
my thing.
I don't want some guy playing
"YMCA" At my wedding.
We can tell him that.
Who? The D.J.
The D.J., oh.
How much is he charging us?
Look, give me his number.
Write down his number and I'll
call him, I'll take care of it.
The next time I'm gonna be alone... will either be after Beth dies...
Or I die.
Ohh...
Bummer.
Yeah, like, I have all these friends that, that finished school and they
worked their way to these crazy
jobs and make all this money,
right? But...
None of them are happy.
They're just complaining
nonstop, mostly about time.
You know, "I don't have
any time to do anything.
I don't have any time
to see you."
So, I dunno, it makes me
think that aspirations are
just totally overrated.
'Cause I work in, like,
this shitty bookstore, right?
And I sometimes feel like
perhaps, I have life figured out
way more than those people do.
Plus books, right?
Books. Right.
Books are cool.
They are cool.
What about you, mister?
Well, I know they didn't have
an ocean in Kansas City.
Oh, really, there's not?
No, there's not.
They didn't get one.
I know that's why I became
totally obsessed with it.
And waves are crazy.
I mean, being controlled by
the moon is totally nuts.
That's nuts.
But it's also, it's similar
to what you were saying,
in a way, because I feel like,
feel like marine animals have
the ultimate life.
They get to just float around
and there's nowhere they
gotta be.
Yeah, but they gotta worry
about getting eaten by sharks.
I actually have a lot of
sympathy for sharks because if
they knew how much we villainize
them, they'd be like,
"dude, it is not my fault I was
born with giant teeth and have
a giant appetite."
I mean, sharks gotta eat.
Sharks gotta eat.
You know, that's, like,
that's really beautiful to me.
That's life and... I am sounding
totally stupid right now.
You're not.
You're sounding very adorable
right now. Yeah.
- It's cool, I-- it's just cool
that you care so much about...
Something, you know?
Yeah?
Huh.
"Huh."
I should probably
get back to work.
Well, what time are you
getting off?
...Oh, my--
I just, I want to make sure
I'm not stepping over
any boundaries.
What boundaries?
Oh, you know.
You know boundaries.
Wait, are you sure?
Are you like, are you sure?
I want you to have sex
with me right now.
Is that clear enough for you?
Hey, Sarah, I just mean,
I think you are so beautiful.
Take off your clothes!
Uh-oh. Boner alert.
I'm, I'm poking you.
I like it.
Oh, I'm so glad that you
broke up with your ex-boyfriend.
Wait, that was not the right
thing to say right now.
It's okay
Me too.
God... you're... really...
Good at this...
Aren't you? Yeah.
You're really, really...
Fucking me.
I really, really, really, really, really like you, Jonathan.
Really, really like you, Sarah.
Jonathan? Yeah?
You have a giant penis.
50 bucks she comes to the wedding with Kevin. They'll both R.S.V.P. With
separate guests and then a week
before the wedding, they'll get
back together and we'll have two
extra plates we have to pay for.
- Mm-- I hope that happens.
Speak of the devil. Who?
"What's he look like?
No, don't tell me."
Why, why would you-- what's the
point of sending that text?
Thanks. Hi.
Hello.
- Beth... hello-- ooh.
Jonathan. Hello.
Hi. Hi, how you doing?
- Good-- this is Andrew.
Hey, man, how are you doing?
It's really great
to meet you guys.
I've met you before.
Where have I met you?
Oh, right, no, you have.
I, uh, I make a point to see
every band with a wolf-related
name, so I actually saw wolfbird
when you guys were in town
last time.
And, uh, you guys are awesome,
by the way.
You saw our last show?
Yeah, and I was really bummed
that your encore got cut short
by someone.
I'm so sorry.
I really apologize.
I remember you.
Wow.
So that-- so you're totally
aware that Sarah was proposed to
like, six, eight weeks ago?
Yeah, dude, I was there.
That's been established.
And you know they dated for,
I mean, about--
- two years? More.
Yeah, no, more.
Over two years.
No, we are way past that.
Yeah, way past that.
We've even had sex
with each other.
Hey. How about that?
We're about to have dinner.
You're right, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. Don't let it
happen again.
That is wild.
Yeah, dude, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to harp on this,
I just, you realize this makes
you kind of the, I don't wanna--
- like a rebound?
Yeah. Yeah, no, I know.
Totally sucks.
I feel like I got, like, what?
Like, three more weeks left?
Pssh, two.
Two? Tops. That's it?
Two, tops.
Well, I mean, you know Sarah.
Yeah. Yeah, we do.
Yeah, well, no, and I've
thought about this and I just
figured I'd much rather be with
her-- you-- right now and, like,
experience some totally
devastating heartbreak in the
future than to not be
with her at all.
It's worth it to me.
Oh, God.
Oh, fuck. Are you okay?
I just totally spilled wine
all over my crotch.
Yeah, we saw it.
I can't really, I'd rub
the real area, but--
- that's really inappropriate.
You want us to spill wine on
our crotches out of solidarity?
Would that make you feel better?
That is something I would
say, man.
Uh, fuck, I am an idiot.
Well, good luck taking care
of that sick otter.
Thank you.
Hey, Sarah, you're still
coming with me to meet the
gift bag designer, right?
When?
Tomorrow morning.
I asked you about this.
Tomor... that...
Tomorrow's my day off.
I know.
That's why I scheduled it.
Right.
Do you want to go with Beth
to the gift bag designer?
Yeah, totally.
You can fly solo on this
one, right, babe?
They're not that important.
I'm being serious,
I will totally go.
I got nothing going on,
it'd be awesome.
You're being serious?
- Mm-hmm. It's strange, but
I like that-- he's not joking.
He wants to go with you.
You don't have to feel any
pressure, it's okay, man.
But I will go.
All right, I think
we're done.
Hey, mister,
that was rude.
What?
What was rude?
What you said about
the gift bags.
What did I say?
"Nobody cares."
- That's-- I--
okay, well, I'm sorry.
I care.
I want you to care, too.
About the gift bags?
About everything.
About the wedding.
Sometimes I feel like it's
not important to you.
Not sometimes, all the time.
Okay, well, wait a minute.
I made the decision to spend the
rest of my life with you months
before I even thought of asking.
- Okay Well-- listen, no,
no, no, hold on-- the wedding
is going to mean a lot to me.
It's gonna mean a tremendous
amount to me.
I'm probably going to cry during
the ceremony 'cause I'm a
pussy-- you're marrying a pussy.
Just F.Y.I.
But that's not what it is.
To me, it's a, it's a,
it's just a-- it's a party.
It's a big party to
celebrate us.
But, mister, it's a lot of
work, especially on our budget,
and when you act blase about it,
it hurts my feelings.
And you know Sarah doesn't
give a shit and my mom is
not helpful.
It's just me.
It's gonna be the greatest
wedding that ever happened in
humanity's history.
We're a team, you know?
You're right.
Thank you.
And when you're right,
you're right and--
- I'm right.
So, aside from my
little accident, I didn't
embarrass you too much?
No, you didn't embarrass me.
Kind of embarrassed by Beth,
but that's nothing new.
Is it wrong of me to say that
I'm kind of getting sick of her?
No... why do you spend
so much time with her if she
bothers you so much?
What else would I do?
Sometimes your friends change
and it sucks, but you move on.
Yeah, but, I mean, you don't
move on from your sister.
She's your sister?!
Yes.
- Wh-- you never told me that.
- I, yes, that's--
Beth is my sister.
That's amazing.
- That's so weird-- oh, my God.
Amazing, that's crazy.
- I actually like the guy. - Yeah, Jeremy was awesome. - Jonathan.
Right.
Jonathan.
Not a bad dude.
I feel bad.
She's gonna bust his heart
into a million pieces.
So, a lot of these magazines
talk about green weddings,
"how to reduce your
nuptial footprint."
That is so stupid.
No, I think we should
totally do it.
Okay
I mean, we already have the
all-organic catering-- I don't
think it would be that
big a deal.
- What's the matter with you? - Why? What'd I do? - No...
I mean, literally,
what is the matter with you?
You're like...
Too perfect.
There's gotta be something,
right?
Some huge, fucked-up thing
that you haven't told me yet.
Hmm?
Oh, there is something.
What is it?
So, you know how you were
talking about marriage earlier?
I, uh, I don't believe in it.
Shut up! Ah!
That was an accident.
I really did not mean
to hit you that hard.
That's okay
I'm sorry.
That's crazy.
I don't believe in marriage,
either.
- Mm-hmm.
Man, I thought you were going
to say something so much worse
than that.
Why don't you believe in it?
Well...
Since I got...
Divorced...
There it is.
Divorced.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're divorced.
Is that bad?
What happened?
Nothing really happened.
It wasn't like some big blow-up
or anything, she just...
She just didn't want to be
with me anymore.
And, uh...
I'm glad it happened last year
and not when I was like 40 or
something like that, you know?
It's actually a good thing.
I'm really glad it happened.
She sounds like
a crazy bitch.
Mm...
She wasn't really a bitch.
Oh my God, why are you so
nice all the time?
Stop being so nice.
Yup.
- What are you doing? - I'm not doing anything. ♪ What are you doing? ♪
What are you doing?
Ow-- hello.
Nothing.
Your--
your Dick tastes like Merlot.
♪ All of-- all of the mistakes ♪ ♪ I've made ♪
♪ all of the mistakes ♪
I've made... ♪
♪ All the ways that I fucked up ♪
♪ the plans I'd laid ♪
♪ all the times ♪
I showed up late,
all the places I left
♪ when I should have stayed ♪
♪ I know ♪
♪ Now I know ♪
♪ All the chances I let by ♪
♪ all the accidents ♪
♪ that dot the maps of my life ♪
♪ all of those long, worthless ♪
♪ nights ♪
♪ all the times that I know ♪
♪ I didn't get it right ♪
♪ It brought me to you ♪
♪ all the shit I went through, ♪
♪ So I don't care what it took, ♪
♪ all the shit I went through ♪
♪ it brought me to you, ♪
♪ yeah, it got kind of rough ♪
♪ it seemed like hoping never ♪
♪ mattered enough ♪
♪ and then it ended with me ♪
♪ falling in love ♪
♪ it brought me to you ♪
♪ Now I miss you. ♪
I'm gonna miss you
this weekend.
Me, too.
Ow-- ow, ow, ow, ow!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My sister's gonna be here,
like, now.
Now's not right now.
It is.
How many people do you think
are having sex right now?
Hey, I need you to stop.
Really, she's calling again.
She's just calling to say
she's on her way.
She's just calling to say...
Sarah?
Oh my God.
Are you humping?
Hey, Beth.
Hi, Jonathan.
Ferd?
Ferdinand?
Here, girl!
Girl?
Ferd?
Sarah, we're gonna be late!
Well, I can't find the cat,
so what do you want?
We can't find ferdinand.
...You can't miss your sister's
bridal shower.
Look, I know you're worried.
I got nothing going on.
I'm gonna go look for her.
She's just never been outside
before, like ever in her life.
I know, I know.
She's fine, she's fine.
She just went on
a little adventure.
Fine, okay
God...
You gonna give me a key?
I'm giving you
a key now.
I can give it to you
when you get back.
Come on!
I'm sorry, Beth.
Hey...
Yeah?
Try to have fun, okay?
Yeah, okay
- Beth? -
Ugh.
- Hi! Hey!! - Now that I'm about
to get married and I'm taking
the first steps towards starting
my family, I really just feel
so fortunate to have all of you
amazing role models in my life.
Mom, the way you and dad love
each other is inspiring.
Growing up and seeing you two
together...
I've just always wanted that,
to have what you have.
And now to be able to share that
with my future husband...
"Husband"...
Um, it's amazing, and I don't
take it for granted.
So, cheers.
Cheers.
Mom?
I'll be right back.
Good luck.
How was it, Sarah?
It was fine.
Yeah, Beth was...
She was really happy.
Not always the easiest thing
to do, so...
Hey, sairs,
I need your advice on something.
Your mom and I...
We're not getting a--
we're not getting a divorce,
but we're gonna be spending
time away from each other
for a few months, so...
Benjie...
No, I mean, it's awful, but...
You know, it could be way worse.
Um...
We don't know...
We don't want to hide it from
anyone, but we don't know if
now's the right time to tell
your sister.
Yeah, she's not
back yet.
Ferdinand the she-cat has not
returned.
You should see the posters
though, they're funny.
Well, if there's any news,
will you just call me?
Of course.
- Jonathan... - I just...
I really appreciate it.
Thank you.
'Course, hon'.
I'll see ya tomorrow.
I love you.
- I lo--
wait, did you just say
that you, um...
You don't have to say it
back, it's cool.
Sorry, I...
I'll see you tomorrow.
Are you sleeping?
No, what's up?
Where did you go? - You left in the middle
of the party.
Yeah, I know, that's actually
what I need to talk to you
about.
You know, I want this to be
special, and I want you to be
excited, but I want you to be
genuinely excited, like, I don't
want to have to, like, tell you
to be excited.
I am excited, I really am.
I know you think
this is wrong...
No, I don't think that
it's... I really don't think...
I just think maybe I'm...
Asking too much, I...
I don't think that at all.
I don't think that it's wrong,
I can totally see why you feel
that way and I'm sorry.
I actually think
it's really awesome.
Honestly, I think it's awesome
that you have some guy that you
met that you love, and he loves
you a lot back, and you don't
like question it for a second.
It's amazing.
I'm just preoccupied, you know?
Kevin... and now Jonathan.
I don't know, it doesn't matter.
It's just...
I'll be better at this.
Go fuck yourself.
I'm just thinking for the overall aesthetic of the table setting, of the layout
of the table, but then I--
well, not exactly, but then
for the flower colors to be
a bit more bright.
Like...
Can I show you something?
Okay...
What exactly...
Is now a good time?
Seems good, it's quiet.
- Yeah, now-- now's actually
not really a good time for me.
No, you're right.
- I'm really-- I'm sorry.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed
to do here.
No, it's okay, it's okay
How are you?
I'm really not good.
You wanna talk?
I think I... I just,
I kinda wanna go home.
Sure.
- hello? - Jonathan from the shower:
Hey hon, it's just me!
...I bet she's eating rotisserie
chicken off some old lady's lap
right now.
There you go.
She just hasn't seen
the posters yet.
Hey...
- Wait, can I just-- um...
I kinda just wanted to have my
apartment to myself tonight.
Is that okay?
Yeah, no, of course.
There's, uh, some dinner
in the oven.
Make sure you take it out
when it dings.
You don't want your place
to burn down or anything.
It's a lasagna.
Yeah, made you a lasagna.
Yeah, I'll take it out.
All right.
You're welcome.
- Overall, how does this feel? - Sarah?
Yup?
I like this one.
This is pretty.
But, I don't know, what do you
think about, like, uh, like,
straps?
Yeah, for practical reasons,
I was thinking the same thing.
Yeah, I'll go check
in the back.
Cool, thank you.
Oh, and in the same price range.
Sneaky.
You know, I just sort of think
like all wedding dresses look
like fancy folded napkins
or whatever, but...
You look really great.
Like, really beautiful.
...Ooh!
This is practically perfect.
Just maybe a little too wide?
Oh, we can slim it down.
No problem.
When's your wedding again?
Eight months.
Maybe less.
Sarah, good call.
Eight months is plenty
of time.
You don't think it's still
a little too boobalicious?
Um... it's a good thing.
I think your groom will love it.
I need to get by you.
Just... watch out.
Sorry.
What the hell?
I can't be your maid
of honor.
What do you mean?
Well, it's the first week
in February, right?
The wedding.
Your wedding is the first
week in February? Yeah.
Yeah, uh...
That's when I'm... due.
I'm pregnant.
That's not funny.
I'm not joking, believe me.
You're pregnant?
I don't know... I...
I... fucked up.
Yeah, you did.
Beth...
I kind of need you to just be
my sister right now, okay?
Oh, because every time I give
you advice, you definitely
seem to listen.
Oh c'mon, I try.
I try! And every-- you're just
impossible to talk to!
You can't have a baby.
I know! I don't know what I'm
supposed to do! Seriously?
How are you going to take care
of another human being? You can
barely take care of a cat!
♪ Someday my timing ♪
♪ will get better ♪
♪ oh, sangita ♪
♪ someday my ti-ti-ti ... ♪
- I'm so impressed with this stuff. - Thanks, thank you.
You mind if I ask you
a couple of questions?
Do you have like a blog
or something?
I, uh, I write for artforum.
No, you don't.
Really?
Hey... hey!
Hi.
How you doing?
How are you doing?
I haven't seen this one.
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Yeah. Yeah.
- Do you think I should-- I should go talk... Yeah, right. - Mm-hmm. Okay
- How does your-- I assume
he's your ex-boyfriend--
feel about them?
He thinks they're amazing.
Hey, how's-a my timing?
Wow, hi, you're here.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Hi! This is Kevin.
Uh, this is Trevor and Jonathan.
Hey Jonathan, it's Kevin.
I'm Trevor.
Trevor.
Hey.
This is crazy.
Like, I'm freaking out
right now, kind of.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Hey. What's up?
Hi. Hey.
Wow, it's incredible.
It's like a real gallery.
It is a real gallery.
I mean, it is a real gallery.
Where's Beth?
Uh...
...I know you guys aren't getting along right now, but she didn't even show up tonight.
I know, but...
That's not how it's
supposed to be.
Hey man, I'm out.
Yup-- hello, good-bye.
- Bye-- hey, congratulations.
Thank you so much for coming.
Of course, of course.
Uh, I'll see you guys later.
Yeah. See ya.
Hey, sorry I'm chewing
your ear off.
I know you should probably be
in there schmoozing with people.
Thank you for listening
to my emotional vomit.
No, it's fine, really.
Bleah...
Let me wipe that off of you.
I'm gonna spend the rest
of my life with this girl.
This wonderful,
wonderful girl.
Sometimes it's hard to remember.
Hey, aren't you in a band?
No, no, no.
That wolf band, right?
You're thinking of
someone else, I think.
No, I've seen you.
Get the fuck away from me.
I'm...
I didn't know what to expect,
but that was incredible.
You were amazing tonight, babe.
Uh, Jonathan?
Yeah? You, uh,
wanna go get something to eat?
Um...
Actually, I--
I need some time to think about
some things.
Some time alone.
Okay... y-you...
Y-you breaking up?
No.
Is it Kevin? Are you...?
Come on.
Did I do something?
Not at all, no.
You...
No, I mean, you're amazing.
Like... amazing.
You're one of the most wonderful
guys I've ever met.
Really, like I really mean that.
You know... my instinct is to put a smile on my face and say everything's cool.
I can't do that.
'Cause I've been
where you're at and you know,
the only difference is,
is that the person you need
is right in front of you.
What are you scared of?
Sarah, seriously, what are you
scared of being...?
Being with me is not gonna
change you.
I just need a little bit
of time alone.
That's it.
I love you, Sarah,
but this is...
This is fucking bullshit.
Ah, fuck-- okay, you know--
I don't want to be like this.
Can't say you didn't warn me.
- How was it? - It was great. You shoulda been there.
Beth... We're gonna... You and I are gonna be a family soon.
I don't ever want my family
to treat each other like this.
I don't ever want to treat you
like this, and when we have
kids, I don't ever want them
to get so engrossed in their own
lives that they can't be there
for each other.
Okay
I don't know what's happening.
The girl that you're acting like
right now is not the fucking
girl I fell in love with.
Good night.
Just a sec.
Oh God...
- Hello. - Hi. What are you doing here?
I... just wanted
to see you again.
Listen, Kevin,
I'm so tired right now.
Well, after I saw you tonight
I just couldn't believe that
we weren't together-- still.
Can we just talk about this
like, any other time? Please.
- Hey-- you came to my house
drunk-- I'm allowed a turn.
It's not bad.
Hey, where's ferdie?
Ferdie--
I don't know.
Ahh...
So...
It just doesn't make sense.
Because I was thinking about it.
And I was thinking a lot
about it and... it didn't make
sense to me, 'cause, what?
We don't have to live together.
We could live on other planets,
right? It doesn't matter.
Kevin, you have to
get over this.
- No, I don't-- yes.
We were good together.
You know that.
I know that.
We were good.
And... I fucked it up.
I did, I just, I fucked it up.
But you fucked up, too,
'cause you threw it all away.
But that's okay,
'cause I love you...
Kevin...
And we can make this
go back to the way it was.
We can go back, Sarah.
I love you so much.
I'm pregnant.
I can step it up. I can be responsible.
We don't have to live together,
but-- it isn't yours.
Are you sure? - It's not yours.
So, we have you penciled in for the 10th of February. Right.
- Some things to discuss-- the
specific time of the wedding,
which rituals will or will not
be part of your ceremony, and
the matter of the deposit.
Uh, my fiance's not here yet.
Understood.
Is he on his way?
- There you are. - Oh, hey. You were inside.
Yeah, we just started.
Shall we do this?
Wait...
...The summer, fall-- it's like we're not even gonna be there. We're gonna miss it, and all
because we're gonna be too busy
ordering tiramisu or something,
which I hate.
It's like, how did we decide
on tiramisu, anyway?
Or is it 1993 or something?
Hey, you.
What are you saying?
When we get married,
I don't... want this.
I don't wanna feel like this.
What I said last night was a little harsh.
- No-- you were so right.
I needed to hear it.
I think you're awesome.
You're not so bad
yourself, lady.
Do we have to do this
right now?
We don't have to do anything
that we don't want to do.
Okay?
10 minutes,
we begin in 10 minutes,
the start of the show.
Attention, visitors,
10 minutes,
- Here, have some more--
it's on me.
Hey, I need to talk to you. Where are you right now?
- Um-- do you know
the address here?
- Ah. - Sorry. I'm sorry.
I, sh... I don't do this.
I don't punch people.
Y'know, it's all right, man.
I don't blame ya.
You know, if I were you,
I would've-- well, I wouldn't
have done this, but I would've
been really upset too, you know.
She's an amazing person.
She is.
She's such an amazing person.
She's the best.
Yeah, she's the best
at breakin' hearts.
Oh, shit. No, here,
no, no, let me get that.
Hello?
That's wonderful.
Great, okay
What is it?
- Sure, the--
No, no, Sarah, over here. We have a question about your insurance.
We're not in network and
the doctor's not your G.P.,
but the good news is, if you're
not covered, then this might
count towards your deductible.
Okay, I, uh...
I did this, didn't I?
No... Beth... no.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay, it is.
I'm sorry too, I really am.
We're postponing the wedding.
You can totally have
your baby now.
- I didn't mean it like--
God, I'm so sorry.
We're in an abortion clinic.
I know, God, I know.
I don't know what I'm doing,
I really don't.
It's like, I'm so fucking
irresponsible. No, no.
Hey, me, too, okay?
We're both fucked up.
It's okay, you know?
I'm sorry, we're a little too
busy crying to have an abortion
right now, okay?
Can you just--
can you give us a second?
Okay, here's the deal.
You do not have to make
this decision right now.
And you also don't have
to do it alone, okay?
You've got mom, you've got dad,
and you've got me, okay?
You're not alone.
Thank you.
Thank you. Come on.
I love you, Beth.
Hey, man, I just want you
to know I'm entirely sympathetic
to your situation.
Dude, I'm just pissed
you don't suck. Thanks.
And don't forget to call
mom and benjie.
I won't.
But make sure that you
talk to benjie.
Look.
Oh, my God, ferd.
What happened to his face?
I'm okay
Mm!
Sorry...
Oh God, I'm sorry,
Mmm...
That side's better.
That one?
Hi. Hey.
Jonathan...
- ♪ I'm just a wolfbird ♪ - he's just a wolfbird.
♪ So now as my eyes close, ♪
♪ I begin to take flight ♪
♪ my wings a little shaky ♪
♪ 'cause I'm afraid of heights ♪
♪ but it's the things that scare ♪
♪ me that make me move ♪
♪ and if there's one thing I do, ♪
♪ it's drop an educated groove ♪
♪ 'cause one plus one. ♪
♪ Is two ♪
♪ and today's the day ♪
♪ you knew a wolfbird flew ♪
♪ He's just a wolfbird ♪
♪ I'm just a wolfbird. ♪