1
00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,402
Those days were amazing.

2
00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:32,115
Being a kid, you know, what else was I
to do but to live the Dragon?

3
00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:36,078
I'd study the music note for note.
I read every interview.

4
00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:40,332
Copied every outfit, every move,
you know, every look.

5
00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,794
<i>My pursuit of perfection
was relentless.</i>

6
00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,756
<i>The music deserved that.</i>

7
00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,342
<i>All right, ladies. Spread them.</i>

8
00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:19,246
Rob, you're not nailing the squeal.

9
00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:22,165
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

10
00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,668
Check it out.

11
00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,638
Play it like that.

12
00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,351
- That's it.
- That's a ping, not a squeal.

13
00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:45,313
- Sounds just like the tape, man.
- No. Raunchier.

14
00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,316
Again, please.

15
00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,070
That was great. Thank you.

16
00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:53,947
From the top.

17
00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,240
Hold on!

18
00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,723
Hey, Jeremy, no.

19
00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,976
What are you doing?
You know what this is?

20
00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:10,065
'Lubricator', signed by all five
band members with the original cover.

21
00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:13,735
Look. Jorgen's name is misspelled.
It should be an "E. "

22
00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:16,238
You know how much I can get for it?

23
00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,283
Peace to you too, dude.
Try it like this.

24
00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:33,338
Mom?
Mom, isn't my room off-limits?

25
00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:37,717
I'm sorry, Chris.
Oh, what were you doing?

26
00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,763
- How are you?
- Good. How's Willard?

27
00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,266
- He's fine. You look nice.
- Thank you.

28
00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,310
Here, hold on.
You got a smudge.

29
00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,230
- Bye. Gotta run.
- Bye. Love you.

30
00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,732
Love you too. Bye.

31
00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:13,586
I need more power! I want more!

32
00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,119
Come on, come on.

33
00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,167
Nina and Samantha!

34
00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,420
Hey, Chris.

35
00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,634
- Coming to my show in a week?
- Of course.

36
00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,928
- Want to hand out fliers?
- Absolutely.

37
00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,305
- You guys look awesome.
- Bye.

38
00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,808
We're a band called Blood Pollution...

39
00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,478
...a Steel Dragon tribute band,
the best in Pittsburgh.

40
00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,546
Thank you.

41
00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,551
I wrote this one for someone
who ripped out my heart.

42
00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:27,053
And put it through a bloody blender!

43
00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,721
That's right.

44
00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:37,146
This one's for Kim, who makes me
want to stand up and shout.

45
00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:47,008
Em, I'll be right back, okay?

46
00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:49,844
Excuse me.

47
00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,312
You think I could have one?

48
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,859
Not without a blowjob and a sex
change, pal. But have a nice day.

49
00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:09,030
- Come on, girls. This way.
- See you, Chris.

50
00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,424
Oh, that was awesome!

51
00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,552
That was the heaviest
since Columbus in '77.

52
00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,555
Heavier than the 'Demented' tour.

53
00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,894
- I ask you, did they not rock?
- They totally rocked.

54
00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,155
Guys.

55
00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,035
What the...?

56
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,336
Come on.

57
00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,756
Oh, I thought I smelled pussy.

58
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,633
Look who's here.

59
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:15,429
- If it isn't Yoko Ono and the Fag Five.
- What are you doing?

60
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,766
Making sure nobody sees
some cut-rate copy band.

61
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,228
Cut-rate? This dude can't
even tune his own guitar.

62
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,065
- You could work on your lip-synch.
- I don't lip-synch.

63
00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:29,110
Be doing everyone a favor if you did.

64
00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,195
You could get the outfit right.

65
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:35,366
Boots from the 'Wasted' tour
and a cheap 'Twisted' jacket.

66
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:40,246
You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker.
This is official issue.

67
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,708
The actual vest Bobby wore
on the 'Twisted' tour.

68
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,711
My dad bought it from someone
who knows them.

69
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,755
Sorry, but your dad got ripped.

70
00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:54,427
The lapels should be blue,
there's no green in the embroidery.

71
00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,972
As a matter of fact,
can anybody here honestly say...

72
00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:02,476
...they've ever seen Bobby Beers
with a jacket with red lapels?

73
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,562
- No, I can't.
- I don't think so.

74
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,647
You can make me his pants.

75
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,358
Or did she already rip out
the Dodge seats?

76
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:14,238
No. First tell me what you put there
to make people think you're a guy.

77
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,992
- This is all me, baby.
- You and a few ballet slippers.

78
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,286
- You want a piece of me?
- No, I'm good.

79
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,622
- Want to see how a real man-
- Don't touch her.

80
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:30,087
- Let go of my cape.
- Let go of my cape!

81
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,454
Get your ass out of bed.

82
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,375
Get out of here.

83
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,838
- Let's go. Get up.
- Get out of here.

84
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,423
Move it.

85
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,554
Where you hiding
your stash these days?

86
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,765
Get out! I didn't do anything.

87
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:25,893
That's the problem.
You never do anything.

88
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:29,647
- Get out of here, pig!
- God- Fucking-

89
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,566
Come on!

90
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,486
Mom! Mom!

91
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:44,453
Jeez, boys. Quit. Break it up.
Chris, give him a break. Come on.

92
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,747
- Stop it!
- Tell him to get out!

93
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,707
- Used to be my room.
- Not anymore!

94
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,210
Because I moved out when I was 18.

95
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,838
- We're having breakfast.
- Keep him out!

96
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,383
Get ready for work.
Will you go downstairs?

97
00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:00,386
- Keep him out!
- All right, he's gone.

98
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,184
So you arrested Mervin
for drunk driving?

99
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,687
He was parked on
the Brennemans' lawn.

100
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,315
Claims he was going out for ice cream.
Same story.

101
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,695
- Chris, so how was the show?
- It was fine.

102
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,782
- The freaks were out in force.
- Why weren't you busting heads?

103
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,119
- Female officers handle that crowd.
- You want to go?

104
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,539
- Come on.
- Saved again. Should take her to work.

105
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,958
- Good one.
- Did they do "Black Babylon"?

106
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:34,378
They haven't played that
since Osaka in '75.

107
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,840
- That is pathetic that you know.
- I love that song.

108
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:41,385
Okay, genius,
who's buried in Grant's tomb?

109
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:46,390
It's twisted that you're still living
at home, stealing Ma's makeup.

110
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,142
Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

111
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,061
How much longer will you
put up with this?

112
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:55,357
The rock star fantasy thing is
something you grow out of at 14.

113
00:12:55,566 --> 00:13:00,654
If I get lucky, I'll get to grow up
and listen to Air Supply like you.

114
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,282
What's wrong with Air Supply?

115
00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:06,201
Nothing, if you're
from the Village People.

116
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,287
You know what the sickest thing
is about you?

117
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:12,249
It's that you don't have
any fantasies of your own.

118
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,960
You fantasize about
being somebody else.

119
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:19,548
Wearing somebody else's clothes.
Singing somebody else's songs.

120
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,634
It's pathetic.

121
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,847
- Get a haircut.
- Okay, Satan's allegiant.

122
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,515
Have a good one, son.

123
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,643
- You didn't eat.
- Later. I love you guys.

124
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:32,978
Love you too.

125
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,606
- I love you.
- You do this every time.

126
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:38,108
I question his sexuality, Ma. I do.

127
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:48,327
Here's the procedure, so it won't
happen again. Don't stick a pen in.

128
00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:51,455
I'll give you a simple
one-two-three procedure.

129
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:55,626
It's 1-2-3.
Pop that down, push this.

130
00:13:55,834 --> 00:14:00,089
Pull back on this lever, free up
the jam and you can access-

131
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,468
Is there something wrong?

132
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,887
Is that mascara?

133
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,641
- I'm in a band. Okay?
- Oh, okay.

134
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:14,186
Can you follow the 1-2-3
without sticking a pen in there?

135
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,063
Thank you.

136
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:17,731
Thank you very much.

137
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,900
Bye-bye.

138
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,231
Sorry about that.

139
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,658
When's Marci getting back?

140
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,704
She and Rob went to see Wham!,
won't be back for a while.

141
00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:16,623
Wham? Oh, God.

142
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,919
George Michael's a wuss.
I'm gonna give Rob shit for it.

143
00:15:21,628 --> 00:15:23,505
He'll want to cover that.

144
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,716
All right, you.

145
00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:29,553
Okay, now just relax.

146
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,020
- Is it numb?
- I think so.

147
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,897
Feel that?

148
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:56,997
- Sure you want to do this?
- Yeah, Bobby did it last week.

149
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,841
- I love you, babe.
- I love you.

150
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,934
Okay, don't look. Don't look.

151
00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:32,240
- God, that had to hurt.
- Yes, it does. Oh, God.

152
00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,050
You want to do the other one?

153
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:53,595
No. You want to do yours?

154
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,265
- Maybe.
- Come on. Let's do yours.

155
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:07,359
Testing, testing. One, two.

156
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,285
- No way!
- That's right. That's my boy.

157
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,205
All right, ladies,
who had the weenies?

158
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,760
Do I have too much foundation on?

159
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:38,140
I keep putting this shit on
till I want to fuck myself.

160
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,519
- Hey, Rob, you wearing underwear?
- No.

161
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,604
Rob.

162
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,524
You know the drill. No panties.

163
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,944
- Get up.
- I am not freezing my balls-

164
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,029
Just stand up and drop it.

165
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,448
- I'm not taking it off.
- Come on.

166
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,411
If you want, take them off.
I am not taking off-

167
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,499
Your woman's an animal!

168
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,215
All right!

169
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,760
Before we get too into this party.

170
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,554
- I love you!
- Love you too.

171
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:22,350
Before we get too deep into this party,
I want to thank Key Steel...

172
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:26,730
...for letting us use their place
of business to pay tribute...

173
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:31,610
...to the metal created by
none other than Steel Dragon!

174
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,406
And a special thanks
to my brother, Joe...

175
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,493
...who gave me my first Dragon
record because he hated it.

176
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:47,459
And to my parents, because they
let me play it as loud as I wanted!

177
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,129
- That's my boy!
- That's my baby!

178
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,214
Because they rock!

179
00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,597
Now, this next tune...

180
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:05,602
...I'd like to dedicate to someone
who, when I first met...

181
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:10,106
...ripped my heart out
and put it through a bloody blender.

182
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:14,277
That's right! This one's for Emily!

183
00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:18,740
She turns me up and shakes me
down and makes me want to what?

184
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,742
Stand up and shout!

185
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,463
What was that?

186
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,174
What was what?

187
00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:02,385
There's no solo break
after the chorus.

188
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,596
They don't care.

189
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,390
That's not how the song goes.

190
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,018
I know how the song goes.

191
00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:13,146
If you know how it goes,
then play it right.

192
00:21:13,354 --> 00:21:17,525
Chris, you are taking this shit
too seriously.

193
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:21,988
That's right, because the music
deserves to be taken seriously.

194
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,533
If you don't,
you don't deserve to play it.

195
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,578
All right, you need to get a grip.

196
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,749
You've ruined your performance.
Do not ruin mine!

197
00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:01,611
Hey!

198
00:22:04,864 --> 00:22:07,659
Plug that fucker back in.

199
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,437
Quit it!

200
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:41,776
- That's my amp!
- Do not ruin this concert! Do not!

201
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,070
Hey, fuck this concert!

202
00:22:49,909 --> 00:22:51,035
Here we go again.

203
00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:03,673
- Hit him in the bollocks.
- That wraps it up for tonight.

204
00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:08,261
Grab a T-shirt and cassette on
your way out. Thanks for coming.

205
00:24:12,575 --> 00:24:13,951
Cut it.

206
00:24:17,079 --> 00:24:20,208
- What's up?
- What's he doing here?

207
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,961
- What are you doing here?
- Bradley's our new front man.

208
00:24:27,173 --> 00:24:30,927
You made your point.
Get him out now.

209
00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:34,472
- Only one leaving is you.
- Chris, see these?

210
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:39,393
It's the new P.A. he brought with him.
And that's the new mixing board.

211
00:24:40,019 --> 00:24:41,896
Have you heard his voice?

212
00:24:42,104 --> 00:24:45,524
- Sit and spin.
- Dude, just relax.

213
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:50,529
I don't care if Bradley can hit
the notes Bobby Beers can hit.

214
00:24:50,738 --> 00:24:52,740
Bobby's leaving the band anyway.

215
00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:56,285
- You don't know.
- Nina and Samantha say he's leaving.

216
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:59,288
- Bullshit.
- It doesn't matter.

217
00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:04,210
We want people to hear our originals.
We're tired of being a cover band.

218
00:25:04,418 --> 00:25:08,798
- We're a tribute band.
- No, dude. We are a cover band.

219
00:25:09,006 --> 00:25:12,218
The problem is, you think
you're in Steel Dragon.

220
00:25:12,551 --> 00:25:14,929
I love you, man, but you're mental.

221
00:25:15,137 --> 00:25:20,059
Get a grip on reality. You don't know
where Bobby Beers ends and you begin.

222
00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:25,564
I'm mental, because I don't want
to be in a cheesy bar band...

223
00:25:25,773 --> 00:25:30,486
...that butchers music and makes them
listen to your crappy originals!

224
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:35,908
Crappy? "Whole and a Half" kicks ass.
I'm proud to have written it.

225
00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:38,703
That's why we got
so many requests for it.

226
00:25:38,911 --> 00:25:43,290
Don't shit on me because you're
scared to write your own songs.

227
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:48,004
Yeah, that's it. I'm too scared.

228
00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:51,132
If you wanna make it,
you write your own tunes.

229
00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:54,969
Thanks for the tip, bro.
Look, come on, guys.

230
00:25:55,594 --> 00:26:00,391
We loved playing Dragon tunes. We
couldn't imagine playing anything else.

231
00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:03,310
- I thought it'd be a goof.
- A goof?

232
00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:06,230
Wouldn't you rather fail
as yourself...

233
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,858
...than succeed as
a Bobby Beers clone?

234
00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:12,695
You can write a song about
why I would wanna do that!

235
00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:15,823
All right, you're gone. Just go!

236
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,451
What's so fucking funny?

237
00:26:19,285 --> 00:26:20,953
Babe, come on. Let's go.

238
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:26,041
Fine. This is my mike stand!
I'm taking it! These are my cables.

239
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,544
I'll get new cables.

240
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:32,006
- Don't think I'm coming back.
- I don't.

241
00:26:32,923 --> 00:26:35,551
- Well, that's because I'm not.
- Good.

242
00:26:37,219 --> 00:26:40,014
I'm serious. If I leave,
I'm not coming back!

243
00:26:40,222 --> 00:26:42,516
- You said that!
- Shut up, Bradley.

244
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:44,935
Last time.

245
00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:53,360
Emily.

246
00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:05,164
If you still want to manage us,
then it's okay with us.

247
00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:08,918
Rob, I'm a businesswoman.

248
00:27:09,126 --> 00:27:12,671
Rule one in this business is
you go where the talent is...

249
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,343
...and all the fucking talent
that was in this band just left.

250
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:54,463
You know, those guys are
so replaceable.

251
00:27:55,005 --> 00:28:00,010
It'll take me five minutes to put
together a band and blow them away.

252
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,684
Maybe this is just a sign.

253
00:28:07,393 --> 00:28:10,729
You know, just time to move on.

254
00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:15,859
I'm not in the mood to look
on the bright side now.

255
00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:19,822
No, this is an opportunity for you...

256
00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:21,907
...to write your own songs.

257
00:28:22,116 --> 00:28:23,158
Why?

258
00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:28,163
Be another clown with a guitar,
trying to get attention? No way.

259
00:28:28,789 --> 00:28:31,709
Remember what you wrote
for me on my birthday?

260
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,712
- No.
- Yes, you do.

261
00:28:40,676 --> 00:28:43,387
Come on, please.
It's embarrassing.

262
00:28:47,641 --> 00:28:50,477
Are you done making fun of me yet?

263
00:28:54,231 --> 00:28:55,899
I love that song.

264
00:28:58,485 --> 00:29:01,822
You're not getting it.
You're not hearing me.

265
00:29:02,573 --> 00:29:05,367
I'm telling you,
first time I ever saw you...

266
00:29:05,784 --> 00:29:08,412
...first time I laid eyes on you...

267
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:12,791
...sophomore year, Bill Starbuck
in 'The Rainmaker'.

268
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:17,796
I said to myself,
"Oh, my God, that guy's got it. "

269
00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:19,673
I mean, my heart stopped.

270
00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:27,681
And I said,
"That guy is going all the way. "

271
00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:37,483
I was just singing
someone else's lines.

272
00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:40,819
I did not write them.

273
00:29:56,251 --> 00:29:59,922
<i>- My favorite color is rainbow.
- Mine's mauve.</i>

274
00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:04,301
I said no. Haley, did you answer
the telephone? Thank you.

275
00:30:04,593 --> 00:30:06,595
Sunshine Daycare.

276
00:30:06,887 --> 00:30:09,932
Chris! Telephone!

277
00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:15,437
Telephone!
You want to help me crack eggs?

278
00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,648
- I want five.
- Five eggs.

279
00:30:28,075 --> 00:30:31,411
<i>Chris? Is that Chris Cole?</i>

280
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:34,623
<i>- Who is this?
- This is Kirk Cuddy.</i>

281
00:30:49,346 --> 00:30:52,349
Ricki, your accent is
as lame as your playing.

282
00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:56,228
What do you suggest
I do about my playing?

283
00:30:56,436 --> 00:30:57,354
Who is this?

284
00:30:57,688 --> 00:31:01,733
I told you, it's Kirk Cuddy.
I play in a band called Steel Dragon.

285
00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:04,861
<i>- Maybe you've heard of us.
- I don't have time.</i>

286
00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:08,615
Hang on, hang on.
Listen to this, all right?

287
00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,834
Are you lip-synching?

288
00:31:19,459 --> 00:31:22,796
If this is Kirk,
what did you call your third wife?

289
00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:27,384
Do we have to talk about that old slag?
I called her Sugar Bum.

290
00:31:27,592 --> 00:31:31,138
<i>The second wife, too.
It's why the third left.</i>

291
00:31:31,346 --> 00:31:34,808
<i>Now I affectionately refer
to all ladies as Tottie.</i>

292
00:31:35,017 --> 00:31:37,185
<i>Is that enough for you?</i>

293
00:31:37,394 --> 00:31:41,690
My God, this is unbelievable.
I was sorry to hear about your dog.

294
00:31:41,898 --> 00:31:42,941
<i>Pookie?</i>

295
00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:46,486
Yeah. I sent flowers
but I didn't get a response.

296
00:31:46,695 --> 00:31:48,780
But I figured you're so busy.

297
00:31:48,989 --> 00:31:51,908
Can we get past
the 'This Is Your Life' crap?

298
00:31:52,117 --> 00:31:56,496
There's a ticket waiting for you
for a flight to L.A. tomorrow.

299
00:31:56,705 --> 00:31:59,833
<i>- Are you serious?
- Of course I'm serious.</i>

300
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:02,419
<i>- Tell no one about this.
- Yes, sir.</i>

301
00:32:02,627 --> 00:32:05,255
<i>Good man. I'll see you tomorrow.</i>

302
00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:06,590
Bye.

303
00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:37,662
Right there.

304
00:32:38,914 --> 00:32:40,290
I'm Chris Cole.

305
00:32:40,499 --> 00:32:42,876
I'm Tania. I work with the band.

306
00:32:43,085 --> 00:32:46,213
- You went out with Bobby.
- You look like Bobby.

307
00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:49,466
- Is that all you brought?
- My manager.

308
00:32:50,175 --> 00:32:53,303
We traded the first-class ticket
for two coach.

309
00:32:53,512 --> 00:32:54,888
How resourceful.

310
00:32:55,097 --> 00:32:57,182
Yeah, well, I thought so.

311
00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:59,976
What was that? Did you see that?

312
00:33:06,983 --> 00:33:08,109
Why are we here?

313
00:33:08,527 --> 00:33:12,280
I should let Kirk explain
everything to you.

314
00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:16,243
Are those your breasts?

315
00:33:17,285 --> 00:33:19,079
I'm sorry. What?

316
00:33:19,496 --> 00:33:23,124
Your breasts. Are they yours?

317
00:33:26,378 --> 00:33:29,506
Well, you know, I don't remember.

318
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:33,260
They're quite sensational.

319
00:33:33,468 --> 00:33:36,805
Well, thanks.
That's just what I was going for.

320
00:33:37,013 --> 00:33:39,516
So you're in a Steel Dragon cover band.

321
00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:41,393
- Tribute band.
- Right.

322
00:33:41,601 --> 00:33:45,564
I'm kind of sort of
in between bands right now.

323
00:33:47,524 --> 00:33:51,194
- Your pants.
- Emily had them made for me.

324
00:33:51,403 --> 00:33:53,989
I bet they're easy
to get in and out of.

325
00:33:57,534 --> 00:34:00,996
So, when do we get there?
Tania, is it?

326
00:34:01,204 --> 00:34:02,247
Tania.

327
00:34:22,684 --> 00:34:25,604
- Are you famous?
- No, we're nobody. Sorry.

328
00:34:25,812 --> 00:34:29,357
- Well, you should be!
- Oh, thank you. Bye.

329
00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:34,362
- Can you get us in?
- I'm just trying to get in myself.

330
00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:02,098
Follow me, darlings.

331
00:35:18,365 --> 00:35:21,576
This is Bobby's 'Twisted' tour in '77.

332
00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:24,412
- Look at that.
- See the dragon?

333
00:35:33,671 --> 00:35:34,923
That's Sammy!

334
00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:58,822
Look!

335
00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:07,372
It's a '58 Flying V
in fire-mist gold.

336
00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:12,168
And it's the real one. Look.
The fingerboards are rosewood.

337
00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:14,754
That's from
the 'Delirious' tour, right?

338
00:36:14,963 --> 00:36:18,424
- Are you two coming or what?
- Yeah. Sorry.

339
00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:41,781
Wait right here, all right?

340
00:36:44,909 --> 00:36:47,495
Thanks a lot, Ralph. That's great.

341
00:36:47,704 --> 00:36:50,748
- That's it?
- Yeah. Very nice. Thanks.

342
00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:52,417
Lovely.

343
00:36:58,131 --> 00:37:00,550
They're ready for you now.

344
00:37:11,603 --> 00:37:12,645
What's up?

345
00:37:12,937 --> 00:37:15,982
Thanks for coming.
Not too fagged out?

346
00:37:16,399 --> 00:37:19,110
- I don't think so.
- Mats, the road manager.

347
00:37:19,319 --> 00:37:23,489
I saw you in Pittsburgh.
You gave everybody a pass but me.

348
00:37:23,698 --> 00:37:26,701
From the looks of you,
I had good reason.

349
00:37:27,869 --> 00:37:32,248
We saw a tape of you singing
provided by Nina and Samantha.

350
00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:36,002
Is the incredible voice really yours?

351
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:39,005
- Cocksuckers!
- That would be you, Bobby.

352
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:42,133
You think some child
can replace me?

353
00:37:42,342 --> 00:37:44,010
You want to do your thing.

354
00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:45,887
- You're firing me?
- Calm down.

355
00:37:46,095 --> 00:37:48,514
You calm down, you wanker!

356
00:37:48,931 --> 00:37:52,060
- It's because I'm gay, isn't it?
- You're gay?

357
00:37:53,519 --> 00:37:58,524
No, I have pierced nipples and a house
in Morocco because I'm John Wayne.

358
00:37:59,984 --> 00:38:03,321
Have you listened
to the lyrics of "Stand Up"?

359
00:38:03,529 --> 00:38:06,657
Did you really think
that Kim was a girl?

360
00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:09,452
- Kim was a guy?
- Yeah, Kim was a guy.

361
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:12,997
He's my lover, to the horror
of these sausage-jockeys.

362
00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:18,002
- As if we give a toss.
- Just keep your dick away from me.

363
00:38:18,211 --> 00:38:19,462
Stop it, man.

364
00:38:19,670 --> 00:38:22,924
You don't turn up
for recording sessions.

365
00:38:23,132 --> 00:38:26,344
You missed half the gigs,
and when you did show-

366
00:38:26,552 --> 00:38:30,306
I am Steel Dragon!
Without me, you're nothing!

367
00:38:30,515 --> 00:38:31,557
Give us a break.

368
00:38:31,766 --> 00:38:34,894
You'll be playing for coppers
in the tube without me!

369
00:38:35,436 --> 00:38:36,479
We'll see.

370
00:38:37,188 --> 00:38:39,482
Yeah. We'll see.

371
00:38:45,446 --> 00:38:47,407
- What's going on?
- I don't know.

372
00:39:01,712 --> 00:39:02,964
My scarf.

373
00:39:04,423 --> 00:39:06,717
- Take it.
- Yeah, I will.

374
00:39:07,218 --> 00:39:08,261
Good.

375
00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:13,182
If I leave now, I'm never coming back.
Never.

376
00:39:13,683 --> 00:39:15,476
Heard you the first time.

377
00:39:17,019 --> 00:39:18,396
What you looking at?

378
00:39:19,313 --> 00:39:22,024
You think you can dress like me
and be a star?

379
00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:26,404
- No, sir.
- You have no idea what it takes.

380
00:39:26,946 --> 00:39:29,740
You think it's all sex,
drugs and rock 'n' roll?

381
00:39:29,949 --> 00:39:31,325
You got the sex wrong.

382
00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:35,580
I never touch drugs.
No one does a gig like I do half-cut.

383
00:39:35,788 --> 00:39:37,248
Not even at your age.

384
00:39:37,456 --> 00:39:42,044
And it's bed, 11:30 every night
before a gig. That's what it takes.

385
00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:44,255
Just do your own thing.

386
00:39:44,463 --> 00:39:48,634
Get your own life.
It's like being bloody Elvis.

387
00:39:48,843 --> 00:39:50,928
Except Elvis was the king.

388
00:39:58,311 --> 00:40:00,313
And I'm just the queen.

389
00:40:03,649 --> 00:40:05,192
Very funny.

390
00:40:06,027 --> 00:40:07,820
Ha-bloody-ha.

391
00:40:09,071 --> 00:40:12,074
Bastards. You bastards.

392
00:40:42,855 --> 00:40:44,815
Sorry about that.

393
00:40:47,526 --> 00:40:50,446
- Missed your cue.
- Yeah, sorry, K-

394
00:40:50,863 --> 00:40:53,157
- You do know this song?
- Yes, sir.

395
00:40:53,366 --> 00:40:57,036
We'll pick it up just
coming out of the intro.

396
00:41:11,842 --> 00:41:13,094
I'm sorry.

397
00:41:14,762 --> 00:41:16,430
We wasting our time here?

398
00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:19,642
Sorry. Could I start it one more time?

399
00:41:20,267 --> 00:41:21,727
All right, go again.

400
00:41:21,936 --> 00:41:23,938
Sorry about that.

401
00:41:28,526 --> 00:41:29,652
<i>I love you.</i>

402
00:41:30,694 --> 00:41:32,071
<i>I love you.</i>

403
00:43:13,297 --> 00:43:17,885
Well, mate, do you want the gig, then?

404
00:43:20,721 --> 00:43:24,266
Look in the lens, guys.
Go. Get in there more.

405
00:43:24,475 --> 00:43:27,269
Give me attitude.
Two double-platinum records.

406
00:43:27,478 --> 00:43:31,649
You're playing the Forum. You got
20 girls who want to be with you.

407
00:43:31,857 --> 00:43:35,527
Give me rock star attitude.
Hold that. Here we go.

408
00:43:35,736 --> 00:43:39,073
Hey, Izzy, let's try one
with attitude. No smile.

409
00:43:39,281 --> 00:43:40,324
Sorry.

410
00:43:40,532 --> 00:43:42,701
Better. Now you're looking cool.

411
00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:46,246
Come on, right in my lens.
Nice shot. Attitude.

412
00:43:46,664 --> 00:43:50,417
We combed this entire planet
looking for someone...

413
00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:54,505
...heavy enough to pull this off
and we found a star.

414
00:43:54,713 --> 00:43:59,927
When this guy sings, you'll forget
about Bobby Beers. I promise you.

415
00:44:00,427 --> 00:44:02,721
Izzy! Is that your name? Izzy?

416
00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:05,849
Yeah, the name's Izzy,
like Izzy's Revenge.

417
00:44:06,266 --> 00:44:07,935
Holy shit.

418
00:44:08,268 --> 00:44:11,188
Izzy? I'm not calling him Izzy.

419
00:44:11,397 --> 00:44:13,482
Can you hit all the notes
Bobby can?

420
00:44:13,982 --> 00:44:15,984
That's why I'm in the band.

421
00:44:16,276 --> 00:44:18,153
<i>Stand up and shout</i>

422
00:44:37,131 --> 00:44:40,467
How do you keep your voice
in such great shape?

423
00:44:40,676 --> 00:44:43,804
My choir teacher gives me
really cool exercises-

424
00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:46,640
He eats a lot of pussy, that's how.

425
00:44:47,141 --> 00:44:49,351
<i>Yeah, I eat a lot of pussy.</i>

426
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:52,354
- Classy.
- Like father, like son.

427
00:44:52,563 --> 00:44:54,982
- That's my boy.
- Come on, you guys.

428
00:44:56,525 --> 00:44:58,735
- How was I?
- So good. So comfortable.

429
00:44:58,944 --> 00:45:01,113
- I messed up my accent.
- It was great.

430
00:45:01,321 --> 00:45:05,826
- Nice way to handle that "pussy" line.
- I can't argue with him.

431
00:45:06,034 --> 00:45:09,371
Izzy, don't worry.
I'll make an honest man out of you.

432
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,836
I eat a lot of pussy.

433
00:45:16,128 --> 00:45:17,921
Loads of it.

434
00:45:20,507 --> 00:45:22,509
I eat a lot of pussy.

435
00:45:23,635 --> 00:45:25,095
Tons.

436
00:45:25,512 --> 00:45:30,517
I got my voice eating pussy, man.
It's a vocal technique exercise.

437
00:45:31,977 --> 00:45:35,856
I got it eating pussy.
Loads of it. All the time.

438
00:45:36,064 --> 00:45:40,319
It's all I do. Breakfast, morning,
noon, night. I've got to have it.

439
00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:44,281
It's all I do, is eat pussy.
I love it.

440
00:45:44,489 --> 00:45:47,326
Either get in here and do it
or shut up.

441
00:45:47,826 --> 00:45:51,163
Hold on. Oh, shit! I eat pussy!

442
00:46:45,092 --> 00:46:47,386
Hi. I'm Izzy's mother.

443
00:46:57,270 --> 00:47:00,107
- Have a good one.
- I'll see you up there.

444
00:47:01,984 --> 00:47:05,737
- Did you see all the people?
- I know. Just breathe.

445
00:47:05,946 --> 00:47:08,949
You'll be great.
Nobody knows these songs better.

446
00:47:09,366 --> 00:47:11,159
- True.
- Be yourself, Chris.

447
00:47:11,368 --> 00:47:12,619
- Don't get-
- Izzy.

448
00:47:14,287 --> 00:47:18,041
You'll be great, babe.
I love you so much.

449
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,001
I love you too.

450
00:47:20,210 --> 00:47:22,713
All right, matey.
Time to go to work.

451
00:47:22,921 --> 00:47:25,549
Sorry, darling, back to the henhouse.

452
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:29,720
I'm gonna sit with his parents.

453
00:47:30,137 --> 00:47:34,099
Whatever twirls your beanie.
Come on, mate.

454
00:47:34,516 --> 00:47:36,810
- I gotta piss.
- What? You gotta piss?

455
00:47:37,018 --> 00:47:38,270
- Go now.
- I can't.

456
00:47:38,478 --> 00:47:42,858
Or you gotta use it. Use it.
You're awesome. Bye, babe.

457
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,946
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

458
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:53,160
Well, you're in my house now, mate.
And I ain't lost a man yet.

459
00:47:53,368 --> 00:47:54,953
- Let's do it.
- Here we go.

460
00:47:55,245 --> 00:47:57,247
Let's do it, Mats.

461
00:47:58,582 --> 00:48:02,127
This is your coronation, my dear.

462
00:48:04,963 --> 00:48:06,506
There you go.

463
00:48:07,257 --> 00:48:08,508
All right, boy.

464
00:48:09,134 --> 00:48:10,677
You're okay.

465
00:48:10,886 --> 00:48:15,056
You won't need it, but there's
a bucket in each wing, all right?

466
00:48:15,474 --> 00:48:18,727
- Up you go.
- All right, Mats.

467
00:48:27,277 --> 00:48:28,612
Break a leg!

468
00:50:18,638 --> 00:50:20,932
Are you all right, Izzy?

469
00:51:13,568 --> 00:51:17,947
- I'm all right.
- Fantastic! Keep going!

470
00:52:17,173 --> 00:52:19,259
Thank you.

471
00:52:22,303 --> 00:52:24,472
- You okay?
- Couldn't be better.

472
00:52:24,681 --> 00:52:27,308
There's a bit up there.
That's it.

473
00:52:27,517 --> 00:52:28,559
How do I look?

474
00:52:28,768 --> 00:52:33,231
Fantastic. It's brilliant, mate.
Fucking brilliant. Off you go.

475
00:52:36,067 --> 00:52:37,610
I'm just a regular guy...

476
00:52:37,819 --> 00:52:41,155
...who grew up with the posters
of these guys on my walls!

477
00:52:41,364 --> 00:52:43,866
And now I'm one of them!

478
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,743
That's right!

479
00:52:46,786 --> 00:52:51,708
I'm standing here, living proof
that if you work hard enough...

480
00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:55,878
...and you want it bad enough,
dreams do come true.

481
00:52:56,587 --> 00:52:59,090
So follow your dreams, man.

482
00:52:59,299 --> 00:53:03,386
Follow your dreams,
because we all die young.

483
00:54:22,924 --> 00:54:25,635
Fucking scintillating, baby!

484
00:54:25,843 --> 00:54:30,431
Quiet! Shut them up behind us.
Give us 10 minutes. In we go.

485
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,517
Lock it up! Thank you!

486
00:54:32,725 --> 00:54:35,144
That was something really...

487
00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:39,732
Amazing! You were demented out there.

488
00:54:39,941 --> 00:54:43,486
I thought I was gonna
break my neck when I fell.

489
00:54:43,694 --> 00:54:47,323
You brought the audience home.
You did fucking beautiful.

490
00:54:47,532 --> 00:54:48,783
Thanks.

491
00:54:49,534 --> 00:54:53,287
It was so heavy hearing the music
played to perfection.

492
00:54:53,496 --> 00:54:54,830
We heard it sang right.

493
00:54:55,039 --> 00:54:57,959
- Beautiful.
- Right between the eyes.

494
00:54:58,793 --> 00:55:02,046
It was incredible, man.
Thanks, Kirk.

495
00:55:02,255 --> 00:55:03,798
The Dragons!

496
00:55:07,343 --> 00:55:09,136
All right, let's go.

497
00:55:09,637 --> 00:55:11,305
Go. Go.

498
00:55:12,765 --> 00:55:14,767
Get the hell out of here.

499
00:55:15,601 --> 00:55:19,021
- Oh, my pass.
- VIP. Sorry.

500
00:55:19,355 --> 00:55:21,732
I'm Chris' girlfriend. Manager.

501
00:55:21,941 --> 00:55:25,903
- Who?
- Izzy's girlfriend/manager.

502
00:55:26,112 --> 00:55:29,156
- Yeah, right.
- She's okay. She's all right.

503
00:55:29,365 --> 00:55:31,117
- Go on.
- I'm his mother.

504
00:55:31,325 --> 00:55:33,619
How amazing was he? Brilliant!

505
00:55:33,828 --> 00:55:37,290
Our boy came through tonight.
He was on fire.

506
00:55:38,624 --> 00:55:42,378
- Where are you going?
- Oh, sorry. I've got...

507
00:55:42,712 --> 00:55:45,840
- No. Go on back, darling.
- I'm Izzy's brother.

508
00:55:46,048 --> 00:55:48,342
- I don't think so.
- Mom!

509
00:55:53,848 --> 00:55:55,641
What did you think?

510
00:55:57,393 --> 00:55:59,812
- Are you all right?
- I am so good.

511
00:56:19,915 --> 00:56:22,835
- Oh, man.
- This is insane.

512
00:56:25,254 --> 00:56:30,343
- Arrest her for indecent exposure.
- Out of my jurisdiction, bro.

513
00:57:15,805 --> 00:57:20,101
- Mats, get us the tequilas, will you?
- Ladies, you're on.

514
00:57:20,309 --> 00:57:24,146
Got an initiation for you.
You joined, done a beautiful job.

515
00:57:24,355 --> 00:57:29,276
Now I'll buy you a drink, mate.
Hello, ladies. Thank you.

516
00:57:30,194 --> 00:57:31,987
For Izzy!

517
00:57:33,239 --> 00:57:37,076
- Hey! Hang on. No hands.
- No hands.

518
00:57:37,284 --> 00:57:39,995
You're hanging with the hardcore now.

519
00:57:40,329 --> 00:57:42,623
Two teeth, come on.

520
00:57:46,043 --> 00:57:47,503
Go on, my son.

521
00:57:48,879 --> 00:57:50,130
You're so bad.

522
00:57:53,676 --> 00:57:55,761
Oh, my God.

523
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:04,103
- The laws of gravity no longer apply.
- I guess not.

524
00:58:05,145 --> 00:58:06,605
You'll get used to it.

525
00:58:06,814 --> 00:58:09,942
You build up a tolerance to it.

526
00:58:10,150 --> 00:58:13,279
Right, okay. I'll get that one going.

527
00:58:13,904 --> 00:58:18,075
- Some crazy stuff happens.
- Oh, my God, it's amazing.

528
00:58:20,578 --> 00:58:24,748
It's all good fun.
Just makes for good stories, you know?

529
00:58:24,957 --> 00:58:28,294
I'm beginning to have
a couple of my own.

530
00:58:29,628 --> 00:58:32,881
You can have a good time as well.
It's allowed.

531
00:58:35,593 --> 00:58:39,138
Anything you want.
You just have to ask.

532
00:58:44,143 --> 00:58:46,103
- Don't forget.
- Oh, I won't.

533
00:58:46,312 --> 00:58:47,771
Cheers.

534
00:59:14,256 --> 00:59:17,176
I'm gonna go to the dance floor.

535
00:59:36,779 --> 00:59:39,406
- Have you seen Emily?
- How you doing?

536
00:59:39,615 --> 00:59:43,035
I'm good. I'm really good.
I'm great, actually.

537
00:59:43,369 --> 00:59:45,245
Tell me something.

538
00:59:45,454 --> 00:59:48,874
How's it feel to know
that everyone in here...

539
00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,710
...wants to fuck you?

540
00:59:52,753 --> 00:59:54,213
You're serious?

541
00:59:54,421 --> 00:59:58,383
I can't stop touching you.
I can't keep my hands to myself.

542
00:59:58,592 --> 01:00:03,889
You know, you've turned me
into a silly little groupie.

543
01:00:04,515 --> 01:00:06,600
There she is.

544
01:00:08,685 --> 01:00:14,108
We were just talking about how
stunningly beautiful you are, really.

545
01:00:15,901 --> 01:00:19,029
Oh, God, you two.
Such a sexy couple.

546
01:00:19,238 --> 01:00:22,574
If I were you,
I'd spend all my time in bed.

547
01:00:25,077 --> 01:00:26,328
Come on.

548
01:04:15,724 --> 01:04:18,727
- Sorry about that.
- Relax, lover.

549
01:04:19,144 --> 01:04:21,229
You were terrific last night.

550
01:04:30,822 --> 01:04:32,073
Are those my pants?

551
01:04:32,282 --> 01:04:36,369
Yeah, they're a bit snug,
but that's how I like them.

552
01:05:04,189 --> 01:05:07,859
- So you think...
- Let's not.

553
01:05:26,711 --> 01:05:31,633
People, boat's leaving. All aboard.
Quick as you can, please.

554
01:05:31,841 --> 01:05:34,969
Thank you.
All right, two lovely people.

555
01:05:35,178 --> 01:05:38,306
Quickly, boys.
Boat's going in a minute.

556
01:05:38,807 --> 01:05:44,145
Good afternoon, my darlings.
Look, I've been meaning to tell you.

557
01:05:44,646 --> 01:05:48,942
There's a longstanding rule
that wives and girlfriends...

558
01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:51,236
...aren't allowed on the bus.

559
01:05:51,444 --> 01:05:55,907
The boys don't like distractions
when they're working on their music.

560
01:05:56,116 --> 01:05:59,661
You can travel with the wives.
They're nice.

561
01:06:00,286 --> 01:06:02,497
Yeah, well, who are they?

562
01:06:04,249 --> 01:06:07,585
That's Kirk's astrologer...

563
01:06:07,794 --> 01:06:09,796
...and his physical therapist.

564
01:06:10,713 --> 01:06:15,844
And that, well, we all know what
that is, right? We'd better go.

565
01:06:18,430 --> 01:06:23,351
- I'm gonna ride with Emily.
- Oh, no. Sorry. You can't do that.

566
01:06:23,643 --> 01:06:27,313
The boys need you there
when they work on the tunes.

567
01:06:27,522 --> 01:06:29,607
Go ahead, babe. I'm fine.

568
01:06:29,816 --> 01:06:31,359
Quick as you can.

569
01:06:31,568 --> 01:06:33,445
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.

570
01:06:34,404 --> 01:06:36,698
I didn't know about the rule.

571
01:06:36,906 --> 01:06:39,826
Yeah. Just get on the bus.

572
01:06:43,997 --> 01:06:46,708
- Have fun.
- You too. Be careful.

573
01:06:48,251 --> 01:06:53,256
The boys are waiting in the back.
They're working. They need you.

574
01:06:55,049 --> 01:06:58,052
- What's up, Izz?
- What's up?

575
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:09,022
Izz, you want some?

576
01:07:09,856 --> 01:07:12,150
I was gonna go over the schedule.

577
01:07:12,358 --> 01:07:16,529
Suit yourself.
It's good for writing lyrics.

578
01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:34,130
You know, he's a rock star now.
The normal rules don't apply.

579
01:07:34,964 --> 01:07:37,884
- I didn't say anything.
- You didn't have to.

580
01:07:38,092 --> 01:07:40,094
Somebody's jealous.

581
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,848
No. No, I'm not.

582
01:07:44,057 --> 01:07:48,227
I just know him
and he's not that-

583
01:07:48,436 --> 01:07:51,230
Like hell he's not.
He's a guy, isn't he?

584
01:07:51,439 --> 01:07:55,401
Look, we all know exactly
what happens on that bus.

585
01:07:55,818 --> 01:07:57,612
I met Ghode on that bus.

586
01:08:00,114 --> 01:08:01,783
I didn't say anything.

587
01:08:01,991 --> 01:08:05,954
I know it's crazy,
but it comes with the territory.

588
01:08:06,162 --> 01:08:11,250
You either drive yourself batty
trying to change it or you adapt.

589
01:08:11,459 --> 01:08:15,213
You gotta let him off the leash
once in a while.

590
01:08:15,421 --> 01:08:19,717
Or they get cranky. At the end
of the day, they always come home.

591
01:08:19,926 --> 01:08:22,637
And who says you can't
have your own fun?

592
01:08:23,262 --> 01:08:24,180
Exactly.

593
01:08:26,391 --> 01:08:30,353
- Do you want some?
- No, I'm good. I just had breakfast.

594
01:08:30,561 --> 01:08:33,898
- Okay. Here.
- Hair of the dog.

595
01:08:34,190 --> 01:08:38,152
Here's some advice from me.
Number one: Learn to share.

596
01:08:38,695 --> 01:08:42,448
Number two: Get very close
with his accountant.

597
01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:43,908
And three:

598
01:08:44,325 --> 01:08:48,705
Don't sign anything.
I had to learn that the hard way.

599
01:08:48,913 --> 01:08:53,501
You know what I always say.
If you love someone, let them go.

600
01:08:53,710 --> 01:08:58,172
And if they come back to you
with very expensive jewelry...

601
01:08:58,381 --> 01:09:00,591
...then it's meant to be.

602
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:04,971
I hope I am not as cynical
as you are when I am your age.

603
01:09:05,263 --> 01:09:07,682
Honey, she's 23.

604
01:09:08,516 --> 01:09:09,976
22½.

605
01:09:10,476 --> 01:09:13,938
-23
- I am 22½.

606
01:09:14,147 --> 01:09:17,567
You guys were at my birthday party.
I was born...

607
01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:47,722
Move aside, you scallywags.
You're getting in the way of future sales.

608
01:09:48,014 --> 01:09:50,016
Be nice to this bloke from MTV.

609
01:09:50,224 --> 01:09:52,935
They're not playing
our videos as much...

610
01:09:53,144 --> 01:09:55,646
...since the boys trashed their set.

611
01:09:55,855 --> 01:09:59,400
Tell them about that thing
you do with your tongue.

612
01:09:59,609 --> 01:10:02,945
- All right, and here we are.
- Thanks, Mats.

613
01:10:03,154 --> 01:10:06,908
I'll be back in half an hour.
Mind your backs, please!

614
01:10:07,325 --> 01:10:11,287
- Chris, I need to talk to you-
- You can't call me that here.

615
01:10:11,704 --> 01:10:13,372
I need to talk to you.

616
01:10:13,581 --> 01:10:17,335
I gotta do this MTV thing,
then talk to a producer-

617
01:10:17,543 --> 01:10:20,671
I know your schedule.
I get a copy every day.

618
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,174
- Then you know when I'm done.
- I'm leaving.

619
01:10:23,466 --> 01:10:26,719
- Just meet me at the hotel.
- I'm going to Seattle.

620
01:10:28,262 --> 01:10:29,722
Come on.

621
01:10:35,478 --> 01:10:39,023
Em, what the hell
is going on in Seattle?

622
01:10:39,232 --> 01:10:42,860
- Marci and I have been talking-
- Who's Marci?

623
01:10:44,028 --> 01:10:48,824
You know who Marci is.
My roommate, Rob's girlfriend.

624
01:10:49,033 --> 01:10:52,370
Sorry. I know who she is.
I've got things on my mind.

625
01:10:52,578 --> 01:10:54,038
I know, I know.

626
01:10:54,247 --> 01:10:58,209
We've been talking about this business
and we got our loan.

627
01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:02,171
- We're going to Seattle to-
- When did you do this?

628
01:11:02,672 --> 01:11:05,591
While the wives were out shopping.

629
01:11:06,342 --> 01:11:09,053
Is this a money thing?
If you need money-

630
01:11:09,345 --> 01:11:13,224
You know I didn't mean it
like that, Em. I swear.

631
01:11:17,186 --> 01:11:21,774
- Are you leaving me?
- No. I'm not leaving you.

632
01:11:23,025 --> 01:11:26,988
But I am leaving this.
I cannot do this every day.

633
01:11:27,196 --> 01:11:32,201
- I thought we're having a great time.
- We are. It has been fun.

634
01:11:32,410 --> 01:11:36,455
But, baby, this is all happening
to you. And it's great.

635
01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:40,418
But it's different for me.
I can't follow a bus all day.

636
01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:45,339
You don't have to do that anymore.
We're getting our own car.

637
01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:48,050
It's not about the car.

638
01:11:49,385 --> 01:11:50,553
What is it?

639
01:11:52,430 --> 01:11:55,349
You know, it's wanting a life.

640
01:12:02,314 --> 01:12:06,819
And I really want to do this thing
with Marci in Seattle.

641
01:12:09,739 --> 01:12:12,533
Can we hook up in Seattle
when I get there?

642
01:12:13,367 --> 01:12:15,161
Of course. Of course.

643
01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:21,292
All right.

644
01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:25,588
I'll talk to Mats
and get you our numbers...

645
01:12:25,796 --> 01:12:28,299
...so you can call
when you get there.

646
01:12:29,216 --> 01:12:32,136
So I know you got there
safe, all right?

647
01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:46,025
So I'll see you in Seattle?

648
01:12:56,535 --> 01:12:59,371
Can I give you some advice, mate?

649
01:13:06,545 --> 01:13:10,007
- What's up, A.C.?
- Let the chick go, man.

650
01:13:11,675 --> 01:13:15,721
- So how are we doing?
- Lovely. Thank you very much.

651
01:13:16,055 --> 01:13:20,309
- I'll be back to check on you.
- I'm sure you will.

652
01:13:20,935 --> 01:13:22,811
Freshening up the blood.

653
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:26,982
The liver doesn't work as good
as it did when I was your age.

654
01:13:27,316 --> 01:13:30,653
Listen, make it easier on yourself.

655
01:13:30,861 --> 01:13:33,364
There's no way it can work.

656
01:13:33,572 --> 01:13:36,784
You start off with
the best intentions.

657
01:13:36,992 --> 01:13:41,580
But there's so much pussy coming
at you every day that...

658
01:13:41,789 --> 01:13:45,542
...finally it wears you down.
Then you crack.

659
01:13:46,377 --> 01:13:49,004
Aren't you married to a supermodel?

660
01:13:50,464 --> 01:13:53,676
Yeah, you know why? Because I can.

661
01:13:54,301 --> 01:13:56,804
And you can too.

662
01:13:57,012 --> 01:14:00,891
You got these birds dreaming
about having it off with you.

663
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,811
That makes the guys want to be you.

664
01:14:04,019 --> 01:14:07,147
The guys are the ones
that buy the records.

665
01:14:07,356 --> 01:14:10,567
So if the chicks don't want you,
the guys are gone.

666
01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:13,195
I mean, put it this way:

667
01:14:13,612 --> 01:14:18,701
Your job is to live the fantasy
other people only dream about.

668
01:14:19,243 --> 01:14:21,829
Don't go in half-assed.

669
01:14:23,205 --> 01:14:25,082
Dream big.

670
01:14:25,499 --> 01:14:28,210
Live the life.

671
01:15:27,436 --> 01:15:31,190
- You running for pink slips?
- See you in hell, Bat Boy.

672
01:15:32,649 --> 01:15:33,984
You ready, Robin?

673
01:15:47,456 --> 01:15:48,916
Go!

674
01:16:07,476 --> 01:16:09,228
You got yourself a Ferrari!

675
01:16:17,694 --> 01:16:19,446
Hello, Wichita.

676
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:34,795
Izzy? Oh, my God, is that Izzy?

677
01:16:35,837 --> 01:16:36,964
I love you!

678
01:16:50,018 --> 01:16:51,895
Watch out!

679
01:16:56,900 --> 01:16:59,278
Out of my bloody way!

680
01:17:05,033 --> 01:17:08,453
- What's going on?
- His wife ran off with Peter Gabriel.

681
01:17:20,132 --> 01:17:22,342
- Let me get that.
- That doesn't work.

682
01:17:40,986 --> 01:17:45,490
Ladies, ladies, please.
A little bit of decorum, please.

683
01:17:45,699 --> 01:17:49,870
Now, listen. We've got limited space.
Just be patient.

684
01:17:50,078 --> 01:17:54,458
I gotta check your credentials,
so have your pussy passes out.

685
01:18:03,633 --> 01:18:08,013
If I get to be with Izzy,
I am going to shit bricks.

686
01:18:08,722 --> 01:18:12,601
Well, yeah, that'll make
a lasting impression.

687
01:18:15,312 --> 01:18:18,940
- Do you dance at Chubbies?
- No.

688
01:18:19,149 --> 01:18:23,945
You should. You have a killer body.
It's not totally nude there.

689
01:18:24,279 --> 01:18:28,033
We wear G-strings,
so the guys respect us way more.

690
01:18:28,241 --> 01:18:30,118
Yeah, that is so true.

691
01:18:30,327 --> 01:18:34,289
Nothing says "respect" like cramming
a strip of Lycra up your ass.

692
01:18:34,498 --> 01:18:36,374
Fucking-A, mama!

693
01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:40,962
Yes, that's fine.
You're absolutely fine.

694
01:18:41,171 --> 01:18:45,967
Oh, hi. Hello. Now, that's a very
important little P, isn't it?

695
01:18:46,176 --> 01:18:49,387
- In you go. Nice.
- What's the "P" stand for?

696
01:18:52,641 --> 01:18:54,935
Yes, it's "pass. "

697
01:18:55,143 --> 01:18:57,854
Oh, yeah? It's not "pimp"?

698
01:18:58,772 --> 01:19:02,234
- No, it's "personal"...
- "Personal friend. "

699
01:19:02,442 --> 01:19:07,531
Yeah, "personal friend of the band. "
Yeah. One sec.

700
01:19:09,324 --> 01:19:12,661
I'm not here to check up
on him. I was invited.

701
01:19:12,869 --> 01:19:16,206
- He's doing interviews.
- Interviews? Okay.

702
01:19:16,414 --> 01:19:18,500
Tell you what, darling.

703
01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:21,836
I'm not really sure
where he is, actually.

704
01:19:22,045 --> 01:19:24,756
If you'd like to wait just...

705
01:19:24,965 --> 01:19:29,970
Of course, wait here if you like.
He's actually down there.

706
01:19:32,055 --> 01:19:34,140
What are you doing here?

707
01:19:36,101 --> 01:19:37,894
I live here, Chris.

708
01:19:38,311 --> 01:19:40,480
I thought you were in Seattle.

709
01:19:41,648 --> 01:19:44,776
We're in Seattle.
You're in Seattle.

710
01:19:49,656 --> 01:19:50,907
I'm sorry.

711
01:19:51,533 --> 01:19:54,369
- You forgot.
- No.

712
01:19:54,578 --> 01:19:57,789
Yeah, you did.
You forgot I was coming.

713
01:19:58,123 --> 01:20:01,876
Wait. I did not forget
you were coming. Mats.

714
01:20:02,085 --> 01:20:06,673
Told him to arrange- Didn't I say
to remind me she was coming?

715
01:20:06,881 --> 01:20:10,427
Shit. I'm so sorry.
I really screwed up, mate.

716
01:20:10,635 --> 01:20:14,264
- What do you mean?
- Chris, please.

717
01:20:15,223 --> 01:20:18,852
You don't need people
taking falls for you. Please.

718
01:20:19,060 --> 01:20:22,188
No, Em. I did not forget.

719
01:20:22,397 --> 01:20:25,525
Chris, don't lie to me.
Please don't lie to me.

720
01:20:32,532 --> 01:20:37,329
It might've slipped my mind.
But I didn't forget. I remembered...

721
01:20:38,455 --> 01:20:42,000
I didn't remember,
but I didn't forget, okay?

722
01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:45,879
Things get crazy.
It's hard to keep things straight.

723
01:20:46,087 --> 01:20:47,547
I know. I see that.

724
01:20:47,756 --> 01:20:50,467
- It is.
- I know. I see that.

725
01:20:51,593 --> 01:20:54,429
Emily, you look great.

726
01:20:54,929 --> 01:20:58,600
Come on. You're wasted.
You're absolutely wasted.

727
01:20:58,808 --> 01:21:01,936
- No, I'm not wasted. I'm tired.
- Sorry.

728
01:21:02,145 --> 01:21:05,774
I gotta do him first,
because I gotta work at midnight.

729
01:21:05,982 --> 01:21:10,987
Come over here. Stand over here
for a second, all right?

730
01:21:11,196 --> 01:21:13,073
- Who are you?
- Izzy.

731
01:21:13,281 --> 01:21:14,741
What is this? What?

732
01:21:14,949 --> 01:21:18,495
Izzy. But you don't have
to call me that. It's me.

733
01:21:18,912 --> 01:21:21,831
Call me Chrizzy, okay?

734
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:25,919
You don't have to call me Izz.
Call me Chris.

735
01:21:26,127 --> 01:21:29,881
Chris. Well, I'm glad we talked.
I'm gonna go.

736
01:21:30,090 --> 01:21:32,383
- Emily, wait.
- What? What?

737
01:21:32,801 --> 01:21:37,180
- I'll go with you.
- Go with me where?

738
01:21:38,223 --> 01:21:40,934
With you. I'm gonna go to Seattle.

739
01:21:43,645 --> 01:21:46,022
We're in Seattle, Chrizzy.

740
01:21:50,318 --> 01:21:53,029
Sorry, sorry. But...

741
01:21:53,238 --> 01:21:55,949
...are you guys done?
Because I-

742
01:21:56,157 --> 01:21:57,700
We're done.

743
01:21:58,243 --> 01:22:03,248
Get going on this one because
she's gotta be at work by midnight.

744
01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:06,668
Dinner's canceled.

745
01:22:06,876 --> 01:22:09,796
She's really sweet,
but I was here first.

746
01:22:10,004 --> 01:22:13,550
Why don't we go in here?
Somewhere out of the way.

747
01:22:54,424 --> 01:22:56,426
Can I get a picture, Izzy?

748
01:23:04,976 --> 01:23:08,104
All right, I gotta go.
Here you go.

749
01:23:18,114 --> 01:23:21,659
Jorg, it's not very brutal.
Can we make it more raunchy?

750
01:23:22,285 --> 01:23:23,620
Sounds raunchy in here.

751
01:23:23,828 --> 01:23:27,707
Maybe it's an E.Q. thing.
Just take a few minutes.

752
01:23:28,124 --> 01:23:33,338
It needs a bit of bollocks to it.
E.Q. it or something.

753
01:23:33,755 --> 01:23:36,049
Good hunting at your ranch?

754
01:23:36,257 --> 01:23:41,054
Great. Everything I saw, I killed.
Killed something every damn day.

755
01:23:41,262 --> 01:23:44,265
You should bring
your new fiancée up there.

756
01:23:44,474 --> 01:23:48,144
She's busy at the moment.
Some yearbook committee.

757
01:23:48,436 --> 01:23:49,812
- got any body to it.

758
01:23:50,104 --> 01:23:51,481
- Hey, Izz.
- What's up?

759
01:23:51,689 --> 01:23:55,026
- Hello, Chrizzy.
- How are you guys?

760
01:23:55,234 --> 01:23:58,363
- What's with your eyebrow?
- Isn't it cool?

761
01:23:58,988 --> 01:24:02,408
You gotta clear it with us
before you do that.

762
01:24:06,913 --> 01:24:11,584
Worked on some songs for the album.
They're still rough...

763
01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:15,671
...but I wanted to get your input
before I went further.

764
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:17,131
I don't know.

765
01:24:18,049 --> 01:24:21,511
Just a thought,
but isn't that a cool cover?

766
01:24:21,719 --> 01:24:25,681
No title, no band name.
Could be heavy. What do you think?

767
01:24:31,187 --> 01:24:33,481
Izzy, it looks great.

768
01:24:34,107 --> 01:24:35,691
It still needs work.

769
01:24:36,192 --> 01:24:39,028
I'm glad you've been having fun
writing songs.

770
01:24:40,071 --> 01:24:42,365
I busted my ass
working on the songs.

771
01:24:42,782 --> 01:24:45,576
But the tunes have
already been written.

772
01:24:46,828 --> 01:24:50,915
- What do you mean?
- A.C. and I wrote them during break.

773
01:24:51,207 --> 01:24:55,711
- I know you and A.C. do most of it-
- Not most. All of it.

774
01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:58,840
But shouldn't I have some input?

775
01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:04,137
I'm singing the tunes,
so you at least want my stamp.

776
01:25:04,345 --> 01:25:05,805
I'm not just...

777
01:25:06,013 --> 01:25:10,101
You aren't just expecting me
to be some singer-for-hire, are you?

778
01:25:14,063 --> 01:25:17,275
Let me explain. Come here.

779
01:25:17,483 --> 01:25:22,405
Listen, our fans, right,
our loyal, die-hard fans...

780
01:25:22,613 --> 01:25:27,410
...our very lifeblood, if you will,
expect to see certain things.

781
01:25:27,618 --> 01:25:29,579
We give them what they want.

782
01:25:29,787 --> 01:25:34,166
We don't deviate because one
disappointed fan can turn into two...

783
01:25:34,375 --> 01:25:37,420
...to four, to eight,
till the next thing you know...

784
01:25:37,628 --> 01:25:40,006
...we're playing to a half-empty hall.

785
01:25:40,339 --> 01:25:45,553
And our lost sheep are off enjoying
the rock stylings of, say, Ratt.

786
01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:50,141
So while I understand your impulse
to do your own thing...

787
01:25:50,349 --> 01:25:53,477
...and I admire it
in some small way...

788
01:25:54,103 --> 01:25:56,272
...if you want to stay
with Steel Dragon...

789
01:25:56,480 --> 01:26:01,694
...then you have to reconcile yourself
to doing the Steel Dragon thing.

790
01:26:02,028 --> 01:26:07,033
All right? And the Steel Dragon thing
is that A.C. and I write the songs.

791
01:26:07,742 --> 01:26:11,078
And you sing the songs that we write.

792
01:26:12,455 --> 01:26:13,914
Am I clear?

793
01:26:14,957 --> 01:26:16,083
Yeah.

794
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,668
Good.

795
01:26:48,949 --> 01:26:50,409
What's he doing?

796
01:26:53,621 --> 01:26:56,457
- What?
- Just sing it like it's written.

797
01:26:56,665 --> 01:26:58,542
- I thought I was.
- You weren't.

798
01:26:59,168 --> 01:27:00,294
All right. Sorry.

799
01:27:00,628 --> 01:27:03,422
- Great.
- Theo, from the top.

800
01:27:04,256 --> 01:27:05,841
Thanks.

801
01:27:27,113 --> 01:27:28,447
Pretty good.

802
01:27:44,630 --> 01:27:48,384
What is it when you do something
to somebody and they hate it?

803
01:27:49,009 --> 01:27:52,555
Then somebody does the same
to you and you hate it.

804
01:27:53,055 --> 01:27:57,560
I suppose some might call it
poetic justice. I don't know.

805
01:28:01,522 --> 01:28:06,527
All I know is I owe a guy named Rob
a big fat apology. That's for sure.

806
01:28:06,735 --> 01:28:11,949
We all owe someone an apology along
the way. I mean, that's life, man.

807
01:28:14,034 --> 01:28:16,412
A long, long time ago...

808
01:28:17,037 --> 01:28:19,540
...when I was at university...

809
01:28:20,374 --> 01:28:22,168
...I was married.

810
01:28:25,796 --> 01:28:28,215
No. You were married?

811
01:28:28,424 --> 01:28:33,846
It was before you boys and that
rock 'n' roll music corrupted me, man.

812
01:28:35,806 --> 01:28:39,059
Yeah, I still think
about it sometimes.

813
01:28:40,728 --> 01:28:44,899
She was really a very sweet girl.

814
01:28:49,987 --> 01:28:53,115
What happened?
If you don't mind me asking.

815
01:28:53,324 --> 01:28:54,700
No, no.

816
01:28:56,577 --> 01:28:59,163
One day we were sitting in the park.

817
01:28:59,371 --> 01:29:02,291
Having lunch, me and the wife.

818
01:29:02,499 --> 01:29:05,002
I needed to take a piss...

819
01:29:05,210 --> 01:29:08,964
...so I walked to the toilet.
You know, in the bathroom.

820
01:29:10,007 --> 01:29:13,886
I'm standing there staring
at the wall, as you do.

821
01:29:15,638 --> 01:29:20,351
And all of the sudden,
something came over me.

822
01:29:21,393 --> 01:29:26,273
Like a fear that my whole life
had already been laid out for me.

823
01:29:27,524 --> 01:29:30,444
I'd finish my studies, get a job.

824
01:29:30,653 --> 01:29:32,946
I'd be working for somebody else...

825
01:29:33,155 --> 01:29:36,700
...worrying about things
that didn't matter.

826
01:29:40,037 --> 01:29:42,039
So I walked out of there.

827
01:29:42,331 --> 01:29:46,085
Kept going. Didn't come back.

828
01:29:48,712 --> 01:29:50,464
You just left her there?

829
01:29:52,132 --> 01:29:53,300
Yep.

830
01:29:54,134 --> 01:29:58,180
Sitting in front of a half-eaten
steak and kidney pie.

831
01:30:01,308 --> 01:30:03,936
Very harsh, man.

832
01:30:06,021 --> 01:30:11,026
She came to see the show a few years
ago. She hadn't changed at all.

833
01:30:12,277 --> 01:30:15,406
She married my best friend.
A doctor.

834
01:30:15,614 --> 01:30:18,826
They have three gorgeous little kids.

835
01:30:21,245 --> 01:30:24,456
Yeah, she's very happy.

836
01:30:25,707 --> 01:30:27,292
Very happy.

837
01:31:14,006 --> 01:31:15,549
Thank you.

838
01:31:16,383 --> 01:31:19,011
You know, I'm just a regular guy...

839
01:31:19,219 --> 01:31:22,556
...who grew up with posters
of these guys on my walls.

840
01:31:22,764 --> 01:31:26,101
And now I'm one of them.
That's right.

841
01:31:26,310 --> 01:31:31,523
I'm standing here, and I'm proof if you
work hard and want it bad enough...

842
01:31:31,732 --> 01:31:33,400
Dreams come true!

843
01:31:33,609 --> 01:31:37,154
That's right. Dreams do come true
so follow them.

844
01:32:41,259 --> 01:32:42,427
Me?

845
01:33:30,809 --> 01:33:32,978
- Awesome!
- What's your name?

846
01:33:33,186 --> 01:33:36,857
Mike, but my friends call me
Thor, God of Thunder!

847
01:33:37,065 --> 01:33:39,025
- Know the rest of it?
- Know them all.

848
01:33:39,234 --> 01:33:42,487
I know all your moves.
I study you. I love you.

849
01:33:42,696 --> 01:33:45,699
You want to rip
the roof off this place?

850
01:33:46,241 --> 01:33:47,492
Are you serious?

851
01:33:48,535 --> 01:33:49,578
Yep.

852
01:33:52,581 --> 01:33:56,668
Go ahead. Get out there.
Get out there, bro. It's all yours.

853
01:35:02,234 --> 01:35:05,570
- Everything all right?
- Couldn't be better.

854
01:35:06,529 --> 01:35:08,615
Taking a night off, are you?

855
01:35:10,075 --> 01:35:12,160
I'm gonna go take a piss.

856
01:35:19,542 --> 01:35:21,127
I'll see you again.

857
01:35:35,809 --> 01:35:37,686
Off you go.

858
01:35:49,781 --> 01:35:53,118
<i>Chris "Izzy" Cole of Steel Dragon
shocked fans...</i>

859
01:35:53,326 --> 01:35:55,537
<i>...when he walked offstage.</i>

860
01:35:55,745 --> 01:35:58,748
<i>Izzy's departure is
more trouble for Steel Dragon...</i>

861
01:35:59,165 --> 01:36:02,002
<i>...as the band tries
to maintain its status...</i>

862
01:36:02,210 --> 01:36:04,796
<i>...as the industry's
top hard-rock act.</i>

863
01:36:05,005 --> 01:36:08,341
As far as I'm concerned,
it's much ado about nothing.

864
01:36:08,550 --> 01:36:12,512
There's still four of us left.
We're not going anywhere.

865
01:36:12,721 --> 01:36:15,849
I don't give a fuck where he is...

866
01:36:16,057 --> 01:36:18,893
...and I don't care if I see
that bastard again.

867
01:36:19,728 --> 01:36:21,604
He said to me:

868
01:36:22,439 --> 01:36:24,607
"I need to take a piss. "

869
01:36:25,358 --> 01:36:26,901
That's it.

870
01:36:27,110 --> 01:36:30,447
"Mats," he said,
"I really need a piss. "

871
01:36:31,197 --> 01:36:34,743
One day I realized
it wasn't for me anymore.

872
01:36:34,951 --> 01:36:38,788
I was wearing the clothes
and singing the songs.

873
01:36:40,039 --> 01:36:42,250
<i>It just didn't feel right.</i>

874
01:36:42,876 --> 01:36:47,255
<i>I just wanted to find myself.
Find my own music.</i>

875
01:37:28,755 --> 01:37:30,507
- What's up?
- Long time.

876
01:37:30,715 --> 01:37:34,260
- It has been. You cut your hair.
- So did you, asshole.

877
01:37:50,443 --> 01:37:52,111
I'm starting a new band.

878
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:56,157
I got "Whole and a Half"
on a shelf. It's ready to go.

879
01:39:10,523 --> 01:39:12,692
I'm gonna go talk to Emily.

880
01:39:36,466 --> 01:39:37,925
I missed you.

881
01:39:41,596 --> 01:39:43,473
I know. Me too.

882
01:39:49,103 --> 01:39:52,857
- I wanted to tell you.
- I know.

883
01:39:53,983 --> 01:39:55,443
I know.

884
01:39:57,236 --> 01:39:58,988
You look great.

885
01:40:02,742 --> 01:40:04,827
So do you.

886
01:40:30,186 --> 01:40:32,480
Why didn't you rejoin the band?

887
01:40:32,688 --> 01:40:36,859
As the mouthpiece of Steel Dragon,
I had this responsibility.

888
01:40:38,611 --> 01:40:42,573
It's me they're looking at
and want to learn from.

889
01:40:42,782 --> 01:40:47,703
The vacuous, empty world of sex
and drugs and rock 'n' roll...

890
01:40:47,912 --> 01:40:50,206
...is not the message
I want to send out.

891
01:40:52,083 --> 01:40:56,254
<i>I wanted something more cerebral,
eloquent and dignified.</i>

892
01:41:00,216 --> 01:41:01,467
We kick ass, man!

893
01:41:01,759 --> 01:41:05,221
Ever get your ass kicked by
a guy with long hair and makeup?

894
01:41:05,429 --> 01:41:06,973
Right here!

895
01:41:09,267 --> 01:41:12,311
Chris "Izzy" Cole shocked fans-
Damn it!

896
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:13,646
Cut!

897
01:41:14,605 --> 01:41:16,983
Okay, Backstage Pass.
Okay, Crud Pollution.

898
01:41:17,191 --> 01:41:20,236
Okay, Bobby Beers.
I mean, Chris Queers.

899
01:41:22,113 --> 01:41:24,198
After the nuclear holocaust...

900
01:41:24,407 --> 01:41:28,995
...survivors will crawl out
of the rubble, light a fire...

901
01:41:29,203 --> 01:41:31,998
...then one man,
the singer of songs, will sing.

902
01:41:32,206 --> 01:41:34,917
And that is the essence
of rock 'n' roll.

903
01:41:35,251 --> 01:41:37,753
What are you talking about?

904
01:41:45,553 --> 01:41:47,221
Chris...

905
01:41:47,430 --> 01:41:50,266
As they continue-
What are they continuing?

906
01:41:50,474 --> 01:41:54,228
As the band continues
to struggle to continue its-

907
01:42:00,901 --> 01:42:01,944
What?

908
01:42:04,030 --> 01:42:05,489
Oh, my God.

909
01:42:34,769 --> 01:42:38,314
No more metal shit.
It's all about hip-hop.

910
01:42:38,522 --> 01:42:41,984
It's all bling-bling, pinky ring,
word about, bling-bling.

911
01:42:42,193 --> 01:42:45,946
No more of this. It's about this.
You heard me?

912
01:42:46,155 --> 01:42:50,201
Lay your shit by the TV and watch
this shit. This shit the bomb.