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Ghar Tera Ho Gaya My house belongs to you
Aaj Se Teri Starting today
Saari Galiyan Meri Ho Gayi All your ways are mine
Aaj Se Mera Ghar Tera Ho Gaya From today my house belongs to you
Aaj Se Meri Starting today
Saari Khushiyaan Teri Ho Gayi All my happiness belongs to you
Aaj Se Tera Gham Mera Ho Style From today all your sadness belongs to me
O Tere Kaandhe Ka Jo Til Hai Birthmark on your shoulder
O Tere Seene Mein Jo Dil Hai Hearts on your chest
O Teri Bijli Ka Jo Bill Hai Your electricity bill
Aaj Se Mera Ho Gaya From today it has become mine
O Mere Khwabon Ka Ambar The sky of my dreams
O Meri Khushiyon Ka Samandar My sea of happiness
O Mere Pin Ka Number Code My address zip code
Aaj Se Tera Ho Gaya Starting today, it's all yours Tere Maathe... Tere Maathe To Kumkum Ko A red mark in the hem of your hair
Main Tilak Laga To Ghoomunga I will decorate it on my forehead
Teri Baali Ki Chhun Chhun Ko Denting from your earrings
Playing Dil Seaga To Jhoomunga I will hold her in my heart
Meri Choti Si Bhulon, Ko Tu Nadiya Mein Baha Dena All my little mistakes, let them flow on the River
Joode's Tere to Phoolon Ko, Play Apni Shirt Mein Flower The flowers in your hair string, I will wear them on my shirt
Bas Mere Liye Tu Maalpue Kabhi Kabhi Bana Dena You have to make Maalpua for me
Aaj Se Meri Starting today
Saari Ratiyan Teri Ho Gayi My whole night has become yours
Aaj Se Tera Starting today
Din Mera Ho Style Your whole days have become mine
O Mere Khwabon Ka Ambar The sky of my dreams
O Meri Khushiyon Ka Samandar My sea of happiness
O Mere Pin Ka Number Code My address zip code
Aaj Se Tera Ho Gaya Starting today, it's all yours Tu Maange Sardi Mein Amiya If you ask for mangoes in winter
Jo Maange Garmi Mein Mungfaliyaan If you ask for beans in the summer
Tu Barish Mein Agar Kehde, Ja Mere Liye Tu Dhoop Khila If during the rainy season you ask me, to make sunlight
After all Play Sooraj Then I'll
Toh Main Sooraj Ko Jhatak Dunga So I will wake the sun
After all Playing Saawan Ko Gatak Lunga I will drink all the rainwater
After all Saare Taaron the Chanda And all the stars and the moon
Play God Mein Rakh Dunga I will put them on your lap
Bas Mere Liye Tu Khil To Muskura Kabhi Dena You just smiled for me
See how your mother binds rakhi (Protection Symbols)...
Hey Lakshmi...
Give them money.
Keep looting me, Greedy Woman...
The only inheritance left The Old Man is for you
Is 6 feet of Lakshmi (Wealth Goddess)
Raksha-Bandhan Ceremony between Brothers
And sisters happen once a year... So pay!
I have to protect them and pay for it?
That happens not only once, but twice a year...
How is that?
Bhai Dooj? (Similar ceremony)
They will come back again to loot me!
That's their right!
Brother... Your wife called...
Yes?
Why wait for him give it to us!
Come on, eat it!
1 or 2?
2
Why don't you just sit and eat...
Enough! Enough!
- What happened? - You just sit
I will return.
Let me examine it...
Lakshmi... Sit down.
He will take care of it.
What happened?
Nothing... I'll be back
I go there...
Mom... One minute...
Listen to me Lakshmi!
Brother... Don't go there!
You stay away!
Why?
Please understand...
What do you understand?
Where is Lakshmi?
Looks like he can't be far away from his wife even 5 days!
You can't sit here... You go in and eat!
Speak slowly... This is a problem for women... Please go.
Are & apos; Women's Problems & apos; Will I disappear by sitting outside?
All women at home sit outside...
I've tried to explain to them but they don't understand!
It's a tradition. This is impure. You go inside!
This ritual for Stupid People!
Enter... You make a new ritual...
I don't touch you...
I touch the blanket.
Gayatri!
Why do you bring the tea?
What happened?
Don't touch it!
Why?
Yes... It's so dirty!
Don't, don't, don't...
What are you doing?
That dirty cloth will make your sari dirty!
Sari will become dirty without the cloth...
You're not a woman. Please come in!
Gayatri...
You use...
... this...
You use dirty cloth like that lately?
I don't even clean my bike with it! What's wrong with you?
Please come in!
Sharma Pharmacy.
Yes... What can I do for you?
What is the disease?
No, not disease...
That...
That little thing...
Condoms?
I hope so!
Things that Women use...
You will get it in the Sock Shop.
No, it's not that...
They show that ad on TV...
White... Free (Product Name)...
Sanitary Pad?
Yes! Sanitary... Pad-Pad-Pad!
Speak slowly... There are women here!
But they are the ones who wear it!
Do you give me marijuana?
55 Rupees
55 Rupees?
Is this made of gold?
I only have 40... Can I give you the rest tomorrow?
Don't ask for a loan and embarrass yourself.
Bablu! Stop!
Where are you in a hurry?
Witnessing drama in the Village Council...
Do you have 15 Rupees?
Everything is fine?
Who is sick?
None.
I have to buy sanitary napkins for my wife.
Buy what?
Give me a ball!
Looks like he enjoyed my punch...
He hasn't moved since I started playing!
You're stupid...
He has his own 5 day test match that is in progress...
How will he move?
You don't go to work?
What is that?
Open and see.
For your security...
Do you think you're very smart?
Of course!
I've also seen the ad
55 Rupees?
Did you win the lottery?
Restore...
I don't want to hear anything...
First return this and start working.
So you will use that dirty cloth?
Don't get involved in women's problems. We know...
You have 2 sisters at home. What about them?
I will buy it for them too!
If all the women in this house...
Using something very expensive, think about how much money we will spend!
Forget butter and curds...
We won't be able to buy milk!
But at least you can use it...
If your mother knows I have to hear her ridicule... Not yourself.
Like you already give me some jewelry...
Before your sister sees this, please give it back...
For my happiness.
- But Gayatri... - 55 Rupees!
That's not a small amount.
Go! Go!
Do not return the items that have been purchased and embarrass yourself.
Sharmaji...
Are you married?
Give this to your wife...
Buy from me 40...
You're lucky 15 Rupees...
Narmade Har! (Greetings)
- What happened? - What happened?
Give me a cloth!
Not a dirty cloth!
No!
Wake up. Get up. Slow down...
Wait... Wait!
Hold this!
Slow down...
Lakshmi is for Women! Don't use it...
- Take him to the hospital. - Let's go!
Wow!
Which great man uses this patch on the wound?
I tie cloth... That was Lakshmi's doing!
Oh my God, very much blood!
Lakshmi why are you using this woman's dirty thing on the wound?
He does the right thing!
The cleanest thing.
If you use dirty cloth...
Then because of the fabric he can get an infection...
And maybe even lose his hand!
Slow down, slowly! It's fine...
Thank you!
Doctor... Can I talk to you?
Of course. Sit down...
Do you find pads in the workshop?
I...
Buy it for my wife.
Thank God it turns out you are concerned about your wife.
Most men even don't realize that
5 days in the life of a woman!
My wife...
Using dirty cloth...
- I can't stand seeing it... - Lakshmi...
Every month at least 10 to 12 Women come here...
With several diseases.
During menstruation they use dirty cloth, leaves...
Even ash!
If you invite disease...
That will come!
Because of these diseases, some women cannot have children...
Some women even die!
That's as serious as that!
Gayatri must wear this bandage!
How do I make it understand?
If I delete the price from the Shop...
55 Rupees?
Why is something so light very expensive?
For a little cotton in a small package...
They value 55 rupees and cheat the world!
Only the name is & apos; Free (Free) & apos;!
Give me a sample of muslin cloth.
This...
Stingy People! Give me a big piece!
You come to my wedding, eat my food, don't even give a gift...
Give me one meter!
Pappu...
Show me your best, cleanest cotton.
This, look at this one. The main class!
How much will I get for 50 Rupees?
I will give it to you.
Don't, don't... For 50 paise?
How much do you want?
Not too much.
Don't turn my brain into cotton!
Take it!
Go drinking tea!
Hey Hariya!
Yes Lakshmi?
Give me some solutions.
Not the old one... The new one.
Do you want to stick? I will paste it...
I will wear it!
Keep your dirty hands in your shoes.
Extend your hand.
Milk, curds, butter, don't have to return anything!
This fee is zero.
Try this and look...
If you like it then I will make more for all Women at Home.
Try it...
I will touch your feet if you want...
Throw away the dirty cloth!
You will get sick!
What did you see?
Made in Maheshwar.
By your own husband...
Lakshmikant Chauhan & No Sons (Don't Have Children)... Until now!
Made with my own clean hand.
Don't you pay attention to me inside the house?
I will go out again next month.
If I'm outside you want me to come in, if I'm inside you want me to come out!
I care because you...
That's why I made it.
Just like you love me by cooking special dishes...
And patiently waiting for me to say & apos; Wow & apos;...
I also cook something for you...
Never mind...
You can say & apos; Wow & apos; next month.
I hope nobody sees you making this...
Many villagers will gossip!
And if they see me doing this?
What happened?
5 days later Sonu will sleep outside...
Sleep peacefully!
S, s, s...
2 sisters, 1 wife...
15 days passed!
If you like it, you may give it to everyone.
If you like it...
Come, come!
Come to & apos; God of Strength & apos; and see the miracle!
Take blessings from their strength...
Only for 51 Rupees...
Offer 51 Rupees...
- Greet to Lord Hanuman. - Greet to Lord Hanuman.
Look at the wonders & apos; God of Strength!
- Greet to Lord Hanuman. - Greet to Lord Hanuman.
Give me 51 Rupees... And take coconut.
Even I can make it!
Give me 51 Rupees... And take coconut.
Why 51 Rupees?
For blessings...
You want God's blessings, right?
There is a Temple there too...
There are no People there...
Let's go there and get the blessings for free...
If we make offerings here...
Then the God of Strength will ensure that we will not go to Hell.
To escape Hell after death, you can pay 51 Rupees...
But to escape Hell when life you can't pay 55 Rupees?
What?
That...
- I gave you for 5 days... - Take coconut!
- You remember, right? - Take it!
Lakshmi!
Pak Holkar's gate is broken again.
Hey Jayesh...
Fix the gate.
No... He calls you.
He fixed it last time and it was broken in 10 days.
Why don't you do the job right?
What I do! I've fixed it...
That looks right!
Forget him, that's where you are!
You go first, I'll go there.
Work is done when everything is right, not when it just looks right!
Whatever you do, take a break in 10 days...
Whatever is done Lakshmi for 10 years... Why?
Lakshmi studied until Class 8, I failed in Class 2...
He is smarter than me... What should I do?
The three of you are Bosses...
Tell me!
In business, the boss is actually a customer!
Worry about Customers!
Your brain will start working!
Hey Lakshmi...
Lakshmi...
Listen to me...
Say to me.
Moon monsum means death for Butchers!
Everyone has changed to be a vegetarian like you...
Business is down.
So should I start eating Goat meat?
You keep chewing plants...
Return my money!
What money?
What money!
The same money you borrowed 3 weeks ago...
To buy your wife personal items...
It's been three weeks?
The dirty cloth is gone!
Oh it hasn't started yet...
Oh no.
Please make one.
Don't use it...
Let me do it.
Here it is.
Listen...
Let's go home.
Faster?
Faster!
No! Let's go home!
- Fun just started... - No, I want to leave now!
Start?
Stop the circus!
Hey, stop the circus!
Not up, down!
- Be careful. - Hey, what are you doing.
Be careful. You will fall.
Fast. Go down.
What are you doing. Come on.
Lower it!
Hurry -
Come on!
Let's... Stop!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Faster!
It's uphill. I will be as fast as I can!
You...
Tea.
Gayatri...
How is that?
That dirty cloth again?
I made something...
Why don't you use it?
Why don't you understand?
You keep saying & apos; Dirty, dirty & apos;...
This...
The dirty cloth that you hide under your sari...
There's nothing dirty than that!
It doesn't even dry in the sun!
You're worried about money...
I made it free for you.
No fees whatsoever!
Then why is it stubborn?
It's useless.
My sari becomes very dirty
I spend all night washing.
Please drink your tea.
Don't get involved in things that you shouldn't do...
That doesn't look good...
Please go...
Work is done when everything is right, not when it just looks right!
Pappu...
Give me cotton again.
Do you make a mattress in installments?
This is better.
How do you know what is better for Women and what doesn't?
- You will be sick... - What disease?
What will happen to me?
I've been using it for years...
If the heart is clean nothing will happen.
It was 2001 AD...
In the time of Rani Mukherjee why are you
Tells the ancient dialogue from Devika Rani?
I didn't say that... Doctors say...
Dirty cloth...
Clean...
I've washed it...
Is it clean or is this clean?
Try it once and see.
What happened to you?
Last time because of your insistence I spent the night washing my sari...
Luckily everyone sleeps. No one has seen anything...
If it's daytime where am I going to hide my face?
Until Customers don't give me feedback how can I know?
Customer?
Who?
I am your wife!
If you are not with me in this case, how will I help you?
Please try and understand me...
Please.
We women prefer to die because hurt rather than live with shame!
I feel ashamed to talk about this.
Please leave me alone!
Lakshmi...
Where are you?
How many times have I told you...
Stay away from him for 5 days!
Wake up!
Stay away from him!
Why don't you listen?
How many times to tell you?
Do you have common sense?
You...
- What are you hiding? - Nothing...
What is that?
None. Enter Home.
Show us!
This... Look...
If people who are benefit from this...
Will feel embarrassed what can I do?
Who else do I ask?
Brother! You!
Please enter.
Tell your brother in law to eat well!
You have to finish everything.
Daughter-in-law, please serve us ladoo - Of course.
Serve your brothers...
Uncle Handkerchief!
Don't...
No, not...
What is that?
I get this for you...
In the presence of my father-in-law, Mother-in-law, his mother...
You should have shame!
Everyone is eating!
What is a gift to give in front of everyone?
I want to die of shame!
I don't want to give it in front of everyone...
Your child takes it out of my pocket and waves it like a flag...
& apos; Uncle's handkerchief! & apos; What can I do?
You should control your child...
Controlling a Child?
Does anyone give that to ?
No, they don't give it...
But they should give it!
I should have given it for a long time.
I promise to protect you...
I fulfill that promise!
If I have money, I will buy it for you...
But I don't have money. Make it instead!
I think you are older, you will understand...
You use it and make other women here understand!
But it turns out I'm wrong!
You are both educated...
What is your problem with trying it?
What's wrong with this?
Listen to me!
What's wrong with this?
What happened to him?
He's crazy!
For God's sake don't come to my house...
Or they will send me back here!
Since she was married, something has happened to her.
I'm so embarrassed!
Shame, shame, shame!
Don't escape this shame!
Keep this shame and sink into illness!
Gayatri. Gayatri.
If something happens to Gayatri...
I will never be able to forgive myself.
When I know this is made correctly...
Can I convince Gayatri to wear it.
But who do I ask?
Doctor...
He gives it to Women who come to the Clinic...
& apos; Because transfer Doctor Gaur & apos;
& apos; And until the appointment of a New Doctor... & apos;
& apos; Clinic will remain closed. & apos;
Now who do I ask?
If I ask them, they will hit me in the name of religion!
Those women are too shy to eat!
What are you looking for Lakshmi? Can I help?
Aunt... I wish you were 30 years younger!
If only I were a Saint...
They will use anything that I offer them!
Brother... Can I ask you something?
Son... Ask Jesus! He has answers to all your questions.
But...
How do I ask Jesus?
Bus full of goods!
Stop!
Where are you going?
Trash...
Good...
Fantastic.
Hey!
Madame.
Each Bandage has a Feedback sheet (Feedback).
This...
Feedback Sheet (Feedback) is very simple.
Don't you want to know anything else?
I know this is enough.
Where are everyone?
Now what have I done?
Don't you like me?
When did I say no?
The whole world says it!
Say what?
If you have an affair with Women who study Medical.
Who said?
Is that true?
Not like that...
Then how is that?
I heard you before went to the Workshop...
People come and ask...
- Gayatri is the problem... - Listen...
If something happens say to me...
I will go!
Listen...
Suppose I agree to use it...
What if it leaks in Class?
There is no company name in the pads.
Fantastic, good, garbage...
Who receives the (Feedback) Feedback in this way?
I think this person must have a mental illness.
What do you call?
- Heresy. - Correct!
He doesn't ask for your pants!
He tries to do something good...
As a Medical Student if we don't understand who will do it?
We are studying drugs that's why we understand.
We should never use something when we don't know...
Where, how and from what is made.
Please don't bring it and use it!
Throw it away!
Good.
Fantastic.
I can do it myself...
Thank you.
Dekho-Dekho Titli Badal Rahi Rang Look at how the Butterflies change color
Hote-Hote-Hote-Hote, Ho Rahi Patang Become a kite that soars high
Nayi-Nayi Si Uthe Re Mann Mein Umang With a new desire in his heart
Udd-Udd Jaaye Haaye Sakhiyon To Sang Look at how he flies
Laali Lagayike, Rangeelee Ho Gayi Wearing bright colors
Bindiya Sajaaike, Chamkeeli Ho Gayi Embellished with luminous jewelry
Yaani-Yaani-Yaani-Yaani, Ladki Iani Ho Gayi This means our beloved woman is grown up
Lagta Hai Lagta Hai, Ladki Iani Ho Gayi Looks like our little woman is grown up
Ooo Re Bitiyaa Oh Sayang
Choti Ko Kaske Aa Baandhle Teri Come on let's tie your bra tightly
Baalo Mein Tere Ab Tel Lagegi Let's put flowers in your hair
Behne Na Denge Ab Naak Yeh Teri There is no runny nose anymore Chaandi Ki Iss Mein Nakail Lagegi Silver nose pin will shine here
Chhutenge Kanche Ab Leave the glass marbles Tootenge Sheeshe Ab And all the window panes behind
Kaal Tak Thi Gul Ab Gulail Lagegi You are a flower, now you are a Bird
Maati Ki Gudiya Re Clay Doll
Sone Ki Ho Gayi Now made with gold
Jaadu Ki Purdya Re Magic package
Toti Si Ho Gayi Now brave
Ladki Faithful Ho Gayi This means our beloved woman is grown up
Ladki Sayaani Ho Gayi Jee Ho Gayi, Faithful Ladki Looks like this little girl is grown up
Gudiya Sayaani, Ho Gayi Jee Ho Gayi This doll is grown up
Gudiya Sayaani This doll is grown up
Mom?
Sonu?
Where are everyone?
Gayatri?
- Manohar. - Yes.
What happened in my My House?
My Tink test match starts.
The puberty ceremony is ongoing.
Trial match?
Yaani-Yaani-Yaani-Yaani, Ladki Iani Ho Gayi This means our beloved woman is grown up
Lagta Hai Lagta Hai, Ladki Iani Ho Gayi Looks like this little girl is grown up
Sleep.
It might hurt a little... Don't be afraid.
My heart!
Here! Here!
Come here...
Fast!
You used to be very small...
And now you are an adult!
Do you know what growth means?
That means you have to take care of yourself.
Take this...
Open...
Open it.
My God... Don't sleep yet?
What is that?
lakshmi?
Do you have shame?
Gayatri!
Gayatri come here!
Look what your husband is doing!
He is really crazy!
Listen to everything, listen! Look at what this person is doing!
No. No.
- You're so disgusting! - I didn't do anything wrong...
Like a sick person!
Hey Lakshmi... What are you planning?
Please listen to me...
What are you doing?
I didn't make any mistakes!
Don't dare to come here again.
Get out!
Mom, what are you doing?
Your brother can't stay in this environment again.
Why?
All Men on the Roadside give them & apos; Gifts & apos; the same one.
From now on they will stay with their sisters.
I can't destroy _ their lives because of you!
But...
Nothing but!
My daughter-in-law...
Will go home in shame!
Gayatri, what are you doing?
I'm ashamed to call you My husband!
Who are you?
Every day I see the New disgusting side of you.
Why is your life stuck between the legs of a woman?
You don't work, don't go to the Gym...
What disease do you have this?
You won't go anywhere!
What else should I do?
The world looks at me as if I have ruined your mind!
You don't know what I'm doing?
I don't know what you are doing!
Nobody knows what you are doing... Or why are you doing it!
A little girl just reached puberty today...
How can you give your creation in the middle of the night?
How can people understand?
Isn't it good if the habit is My heart is healthy from the start?
You have doubled my shame!
Do I die of illness or not...
I will definitely commit suicide in shame!
Gayatri...
Please forgive me.
Please forgive me, Gayatri.
What can I do...
Taking care of you has become my obsession...
Sometimes our obsession about caring makes us forget to care.
I will do whatever you say
I will do whatever you want... Don't leave me.
Please don't cry!
Doesn't look good when Men cry.
You...
Give it to me.
I will use it
I will use it for your sake.
But let that be between us.
I will do anything for you...
But I can't stand you in contempt!
I don't want to!
Narmade Har!
- We will not come. - but why...
Brother, they won't come... You go.
You come to Sri Krishna Temple.
Dewa will fulfill your needs.
Take offerings.
Lord Krishna will bless you.
Greetings to Lord Krishna.
Blessed, Brother. God bless you.
Your juice was washed again last night?
Leave it now...
I will listen to you...
I use it for your happiness.
Now listen to me...
You can't make everything for me.
God is with me... You're with me! Nothing will happen to me.
Promise me...
Listen...
Starting today you won't talk with anyone about this...
Or make this object and give it to others.
Mother.
A child can lose his life!
How many times have we said it!
Donkey!
Look...
Before giving it to the Customer, we must receive it ourselves.
What do you say?
I explain to this Stupid Person...
If we have to test everything ourselves
Before giving it to customers.
No, no...
Use red syrup to do the test!
This is the last test...
If I don't do it right, I won't get another chance
I will give you 55 Rupees every month...
Buy from the Shop...
Remove from package, wrap with leaves and say...
You made it!
I will do it... I will do that too...
If I fail!
Look at this too.
Can I get underwear Women in my size?
Lakshmi!
Come on!
I'm there!
Blood will clot.
Ramu who gives this medicine...
This will stop coagulation.
Gayatri...
I promise you that I won't talk about this...
Or ask Others to try this...
But I never promised...
If I don't try it myself!
Someone rescues him.
Please someone save him.
Calm down, calm down...
Sir talk.
He infects our River with disease!
He must be sent to Hell alive!
He is against religion.
Do you know...
He wakes my Tink in the middle of the night
And talk dirty to him!
He's a low-moral man
I saw him running behind Girls from the Kodekteran College.
If he tries his luck everywhere he will definitely get the disease!
I've heard this type of disease spread by touching.
Maybe your son-in-law has this disease too!
He has no disease. He lost his senses!
- Let's go Gayatri... - Take him away
I don't know what sin God has law on me!
Because of him I have to send my child to my sister's house.
You go too...
It's better if we all stay away from him
I will also go
I will endure humiliation live in my daughter's house...
Nothing happens anything to Lakshmi!
He only tests with blood.
Putting blood all over your body...
What kind of test is that?
I think it's black magic...
He must have sacrificed a Goat and bathed in his blood
I've seen for days... He was possessed by the Spirit!
I said we had to hang it upside down on a peepal tree...
And hit it with a broom until the spirit leaves it!
Do what you think is right...
Let's go Gayatri.
You can't take it!
Move aside!
Otherwise, we will break all your bones!
If our sisters must be A widow, be a widow...
But he won't stay with Dirty Men like you.
Even though you are poor, we think you are from a good family...
But you... You turned out to be trash!
- Come on Gayatri! - Wait a minute.
I just want to talk to him for a while...
Give me one minute.
Gayatri...
Tell me...
Do you want to leave me?
I told you...
For a Woman...
There is no greater disease than shame.
You are her husband... Stop him!
The Village Council has decided...
I've sold my part of the workshop...
This is the money...
Give this to my mother...
And tell him he doesn't have to go anywhere.
I just left the village.
Lakshmi... Where are you going? What are you doing?
To change the shame of Gayatri into respect...
I will do anything...
I will go to Hell if I have to!
You...
Eat something...
Only 1 bread...
Gayatri...
What will happen with hunger?
The error is ours...
If we already know 2 days before the wedding...
If he is such a man...
So by God...
We will stop it!
Now what can we do?
Forget him as fast as you can.
Brother Brotherhood!
What happened, brother brother?
Are you hurt?
Why are you screaming for trivial things like this?
Losing weight...
Have mercy on your knees!
If you eat one time, you won't die!
You break the pipe!
A little cotton in one small package...
Can't take my life from me!
What is the difference between cotton
In this dressing and cotton in my dressing?
Your bandages... Plain cotton.
This one has cellulose fiber.
So this...
This isn't cotton?
Cellulose fibers...
So this... This...
Cellulose fibers... Where can I get it?
It comes from trees.
Which tree?
If I really know...
I will be a Professor of Higher Education!
Excuse me.
Will I find A Professor here?
What do you want?
Science!
If you want a little knowledge pay for College.
If you want to be full of knowledge pay for personal contributions!
And if I want it for free?
- Mr. Professor... - Don't now...
Stop. Jadu, stop.
I thought I would get free knowledge by working at a Professor's Home...
But your Professor's father never existed!
Forget him!
All knowledge is here. What do you want to know?
He has all the answers?
That's right.
So ask...
What is cellulose fiber?
Which tree does it come from and where can I find it?
Can you repeat it?
Cellulose fibers...
That doesn't work.
Hey don't!
That will be broken!
This works!
It soaks and stays dry...
That's magic!
But... Why do you want this?
You won't understand.
Show more.
Write this number...
What number?
An American company sells this cellulose.
You have to call America.
Have money?
Hello...
Welcome to GS Cellulose. Can I help you with something?
I want to buy cellulose
I want to buy cellulose for sanitary napkins...
Bandages?
Like the pads used in cricket?
Will it stay dry even in the rainy season?
I want it!
Sir...
I want to buy cellulose for bearing...
So you started a new company?
Yes. Yes!
Can you give me some more details...
Your company name, address, planned investment, etc...
You first send the sample.
Sir because you're not a company that is well established...
We can't help you until you give us
Some ideas about the size of your investment.
It looks like they only supply Large Companies. We won't get it...
But how do they know we are not a big company?
What is your salary?
- 0.000. - & apos; Hello. & apos;
Let's say the investment is 6,000 Crore!
- Investment 6,000 Crore. - 0.000?
- Address... - Can I hear it correctly?
Lakshmi Enterprise (Lakshmi Company)...
5 numbers...
P.S College, Staff Quarter, Indore
6,000 Crores... You mean 5 billion?
- Yes. - Yes, Yes, Yes!
Indore.
Too much money...
Done!
Your clothes...
Lakshmi Enterprises (Lakshmi Company)?
isn't it?
Sir, please wait.
- Sign signature, sir! - Go.
It's cardboard...
It looks like the shipment is wrong!
My blue file...
What happened here?
I...
Are trying to make pads.
You're a man, right?
How can someone who can't protect a woman calling herself a man?
Lakshmi...
I can't sleep all night...
Your dialogue is very strong!
You want to make pads, right?
Buy this machine and make your pads.
Machine?
Yes...
It is a machine that makes pads.
Fully automatic, 10 meters long, 500 tons of technical wonders...
That can make 100 pads in a minute!
Some IITs, MIT graduates have used all their education
And the science of designing it...
For you!
And the price is only several million Dollars...
A few million?
How many million for you?
Your dialogue is very strong!
You may not be educated, but you have emotions.
And your macho thoughts are worth billions!
You will get the machine for free!
Lakshmi...
If you are wandering in an emotion...
You will die funny!
If you want to make pads for the safety of a woman...
Then work harder, make more money...
And go to the shop, buy sanitary napkins for him.
Be a Man...
Not stupid!
Bussa (Crush)
Bussation! (Pulverisation)
Chaptation! (Pressure)
Potlition! (Wrap Fusion)
Saaf Suthration! (Sterilization)
I made a mistake
I don't want to make pads...
Smart!
Where are you going?
I want to make a machine that makes pads.
Thank you for the knowledge!
See you soon!
I leave.
What breakfast tomorrow?
Saale Sapne Damn you, oh dream
Pulverisation.
Pressure.
Wrap Fusion.
Sterilization.
To do 4 simple things...
Why are the machines big and expensive?
Need 4 small and cheap machines...
If each one does one thing.
Udde-Udde Baadal Ka Ek Tukda Kaise Main Todu How to cut the clouds that fly
Doobe-Doobe Dariya Ka Ek Kona Kaise Nichodun And pressing the deep sea corner
Kaise Batao Na Raat Din What is my day and night
Kaatu Play Dhup To Dooriyaan How do I pick sunshine
Baandhu Play Chawn to Boriyaan And from the shade, make a tarpaulin
Jaanu Na I don't know
O Saale Sapne Damn you, oh dream
Main Tere Sadke, Bas Gaya Hai Tu Meri You have infected my blood vessels
Pulverisation.
Ab Jaha Tu, Aa Raha Hoon Now wherever you go
Main Waha I follow
O Saale Sapne Damn you, oh dream
Main Tere Sadke, Ho Gaya Hoon Main Tere Bas Mein I am in your spell
Ab Jaha Tu, Aa Raha Hoon Now wherever you go
Main Waha I follow
Can I get a loan?
No loans, just a massage.
No loans, no massage!
If you don't return money in 1 year...
I will give you your last massage!
Thank you sir!
Haan Maine Chand Ko Churake Steal the moon
Maine Loriyaan Sunake The Sleeper for myself
Maine Khud Ko Tha Sulaya And sleep
So Ja Tell me to sleep well
Par Tunne Battiyaan Jala In But you turn on the lights
Tunne Dhajiyaan Udda In You use all your strength
Tunne Neend Se Uthaya Wake me from my sleep
Abbe Saale Sapne Damn dreams
Ab To Jagunga Play Raat Din I will try day and night now
Hosh Udda Doonga Main Tera And makes you crazy
Picha Na Chhodunga Main Tera I won't let you go
Chhodunga Na-Na-Na-Na Will not let you go
O Saale Sapne Damn you, oh dream
Main Tere Sadke, Bas Gaya Hi Tu Meri Nash Mein You infect my blood vessels
Ab Jahan Tu, Aa Rahan Hoon Now wherever you go
Play Reservation I follow
Pressure.
Conti-Nonovan Malaysia?
The investment is 6,000 Crore...
Send the sample. The address...
Tu Bhi Hai Bada Kamina You're a Bastard
Play Bhi Kam Nahi Deewana I'm not less crazy
Dono Ka Hai Ek Gaana We both sing the same song
Aaja Chhod De Bagawat Come on don't fight each other
Aaja Odh Le Mohabbat Come on let's love each other
Aaja Tujhse Kya Chhipana Come on! What should be hidden from you?
Abey Saale Sapne Oh my darling
Wrap Fusion.
Mujhko Bhi Latt Hi Teri I can't live without you
This is the U.V Room ..
Save germ-free instruments.
Ek Hi Rashta Tera Mera We both follow the same path
Aao Na-Na-Na-Na Don't disturb me
O Saale Sapne Damn you, oh dream
Main Tere Sadke, Bas Gaya Hi Tu Meri Nash Mein You infect my blood vessels
Ab Jahan Tu, Aa Raha Hoon Now wherever you are
Play the Reservation I was there too
Sterilization.
Looks right...
But is this true for Gayatri?
How do I find out?
Excuse me...
Will this Pharmacy open?
Yes, of course.
Not today, the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is Thursday.
What is this place? Hosting is like a big music festival!
That's the limit! Please turn the car...
Stop! Stop...
Withdrew the car.
Stop, 51 ° F-
Excuse me...
Listen to me.
Are there pharmacies open here?
None.
Do you have a wife, a woman or a woman in your house?
What do you want?
Actually our friend in the car...
We are looking for a Pharmacy... Suddenly...
This is a problem for women...
We forgot to bring anything...
Do you want pads?
Can.
Really?
- Let's go. - Come on.
Tomorrow I will know whether it's true or not!
Narmade Har!
Namaste!
How is that?
Good!
How is that?
Hello! You!
Pari, he is the one who took the bandage
Miraculously from his pocket last night!
Thank you!
Do we owe you money?
I don't want money.
What is the bandage?
What do you mean?
I know this is weird, but...
If I can...
Feedback (feedback) you...
Come again?
How is the bandage...
Trash...
Good...
Or fantastic?
This is not a dish to eat and judge!
Garbage, good or fantastic?
What garbage is he talking about?
What is garbage?
Bandages are pads... It must be like that.
That...
Is it as it should be?
There is no difference?
That's fine, but why is it your business?
alright?
You don't know what I've been through to hear those 3 words!
alright?
I made it with my own hands!
You are my first customer.
It's safe to use, right?
I made it for the safety of women!
Thank you!
I will finish it today.
This will be finished.
I'll call you later.
I just talked to Lawyers...
He says the faster you sign the divorce...
The faster he processes it
I have shown my horoscope astrologer.
He said it was only a matter of a few days...
Everything will be fine.
Nothing will be done until you are legally separated from it.
Because of you, we can't show our faces anywhere!
Until you His wife her disgrace is attached to us all!
Sign this article....
And free us from this shame.
He will return.
Do you still dream about returning?
You should be embarrassed by yourself.
He is immoral... He will never change!
Time that changes everyone. He will come back.
Hello.
Gayatri!
Yes?
I made it!
Now I can say for sure that my pads are really right for you!
It takes Gayatri time! I work really hard...
I spend a lot of money.
But don't worry...
I will pay off all my debts and will be back soon.
Gayatri you will be happy!
Gayatri...
Gayatri do you hear...
After all this time...
He doesn't ask my situation...
Hello, Gayatri.
That's all...
That...
Bandages...
Bandages! Bandages!
He hasn't changed! He hasn't changed!
You just...
Gayatri...
Gayatri and you no longer have a relationship...
Divorce letters will contact you.
Hello?
Why are there people who make pads?
I don't believe this!
This cheap bandage...
Cheap!
It spends nights without falling asleep...
A Wife...
A mother...
A village, all my dignity...
A little intelligence...
And debt of 90,000 Rupees to make this cheap bandage.
How can a Man be so obsessed with Friends?
Sorry, sorry! I mean...
I understand your dialogue
I'm afraid to speak in English, don't listen.
You call the Friends period?
Friends.
Good words.
Am I really your first customer?
You're to 1...
You're 2nd...
You're 3rd...
You're 4th...
You're 5th.
Wrap you up!
May I...
Give you feedback (feedback)?
Yes?
If the pads are stuck on one side...
That will still be better!
Hi!
I hear your tabla show shake Madhya Prades!
Always!
Alright!
20 minutes... Food will be ready.
How stressful is your life, why are you cooking? Just order it...
After getting married when you eat instant noodles...
What will you miss?
As soon as the children leave home, they lose their parents only when they eat.
At least you will say, & apos; I miss my Papa's food & apos;
I want you to miss me every day.
Food is just a conspiracy!
Within 3 months, I will complete my MBA...
And start making money.
Before you retire from the IIT, I will become CEO
I will pay you 3 times your salary and hire you as my cook
I also have my conspiracy.
Very funny.
Oh my God! Whatever this nonsense, this is mindblowing!
Tomorrow your shit will also be mindblowing!
Father...
You have to add butter to rice and then eat it.
This is a South Indian recipe called & apos; Vethal Kolambu & apos;
Ve-Ve-Ve... Whatever it is...
It's mindblowing!
Last month when I was at IIT Chennai...
To study...
I have this at Home Professor Ramaswamy
I request the recipe...
He says, & apos; There are no recipes...
If you want to eat it, come to Chennai & apos;
I told him come to Delhi...
I will give you food extraordinary & apos; Vethal Kolambu & apos;
You will forget Chennai!
So I thought that before he came...
I have to try occasionally for to be on the safe side.
So you are my Trial Rabbit.
Why do all World Crazy Geniuses make me an Experimental Rabbit?
All?
Who is the Other Crazy Genius?
Lakshmi...
Lakshmi!
What?
We talk about 1 year that...
It's been a long time!
Money...
Restore...
Or I will start massaging you!
Your money...
You're Lakshmi, right?
Does he borrow from you too?
I'm the driver sir.
Why don't you buy a cellphone?
Miss Tabla keeps calling me to talk to you...
I've brought it here a few days ago...
Talk to him...
Wait a minute.
Yes?
Lakshmi ini Pari, Your first customer.
Can you come to Delhi with all your machines?
Delhi?
The biggest innovation competition India is underway...
Innovation competition.
IIT Delhi from the 24th...
IIT Delhi from the 24th, which means the day after tomorrow.
Many great innovations for the advancement of society...
Will compete in this event.
Many great innovations for the advancement of society...
What's the use?
Winning innovations...
Will be known throughout the country.
And that will win 200,000 rupees.
- Do you want your money? - Yes.
Give me 500 Rupees.
He's already here!
Hi! Come on!
Hello.
Forget formalities, come on! Remove the items. Fast!
- How much is the price? - 90 Rupees.
Where is the Toilet?
There is no time. Take your things, fast!
Hello.
Lakshmi... Lakshmikant.
Cellulose...
Board.
Machines...
Dregs...
Taken...
I... Press.
Cakes... Cakes...
Cellulose cakes...
Put it...
Bandages -
Look...
Killer... Machine Killer.
Germ...
Flash.
Killing... Killing!
All germs... killed.
Then...
Ready... Ready...
Multinational Company (Multinational Company), Large company...
Big, big machine!
Automatic.
On sale...
Very...
Expensive...
Bandages... Very expensive!
But this is... "Hand-Otomatic".
This machine... Makes pads... For 2 Rupees.
Only 2 Rupees, only 2 Rupees!
I...
Want to pee!
I go first! There are no pads for pee!
. Okay " . Okay"
So, Ladies and Gentlemen...
Put your hands together for Mr. Amitabh Bachchan!
- Are you a fan? - Who is not the fan?
Thank you!
Thank you. Please sit.
Thank you. thanks.
Thank you very much
I feel honored...
IIT Delhi has invited me here today and...
Give me a chance to stand here with all your great creations.
It's true there is poverty in our country...
And our population...
Is our biggest problem.
But I believe...
If we look at our population...
Not as a number of bodies but as the number of thoughts...
Then there is no more power greater than us in the World!
India should not be seen as a country with a population of 1 billion people...
It should be seen as State with 1 billion thoughts.
Today, even though there are many difficulties...
If we soar in the World...
That's because...
Our innovative spirit.
The type of innovation that occurs in every corner of this country...
Quite simple, quite extraordinary.
Ads for our country...
Call us Incredible India.
But I believe...
If we are the land of Indians very innovative.
We are innovative India!
Great innovators are those who lead Society towards a better tomorrow
I wholeheartedly say congratulations to all of you...
There are awards or there are no awards...
Hopefully the spirit of innovation is always alive!
Thank you very much.
And now it's time to announce this year's innovation...
And cash prizes amounting to 200,000 Rupees...
Made of mud...
A refrigerator that functions without electricity...
Mitti Cool...
Made by Mansukh Bhai Prajapati.
Where are you going?
I don't know...
Pari...
Where are you going?
He won the President's award...
For life change innovations this year!
Oh my God.
What's the other one? Vice President Award?
- Come on! - Come on.
Women and Men...
America has Superman, Batman, Spider-man...
But India has a Pad Man!
He is our true Superhero !
Congratulations!
Lakshmi we become Heroes!
See!
Lakshmi we become Heroes!
He becomes very thin...
He definitely doesn't eat right...
- Gayatri! - Yes.
How can he become famous by making this dirty thing?
I don't understand.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Are you raising Pari yourself?
Since from...
Have a little hair...
One day in a ponytail...
Another day on braids...
Even very curled up! Look...
Curly hair!
Chicken-Chickens! Every day he wants Chicken...
To make chicken interesting...
And introduce it to different flavors...
I joined cooking class.
Classes that teach cooking?
Imagine a man in a mess among 15 women!
We can really enjoy the role of as a father just by being a mother!
Like...
We really can enjoy being Men just by keeping our feminine side
I'm happy for you too!
Thank you.
Your copyright will come soon... IIT will confirm it.
Copyright?
That means the stamp...
If this machine is your invention...
And no one can imitate it.
Let them imitate... I don't mind...
What do you mean? I think!
Don't Sucker (In the Secret)...
What is & apos; Sucker? in Hindi...
In stupid...
Is stupid!
When you get copyright, many companies will bid for it...
You will get millions of Rupees!
But...
Why do they have to pay millions of for machines worth 90,000?
The award money is enough for me. I don't want anything else.
An idea has value...
You make a machine that costs millions for 90,000!
This is a revolution...
Now some Big Companies will buy copyright on your machine...
Make it more luxurious, give a name and branding...
Make more machines and sell them.
Of the 500 million women in India who wear a bandage are only 12%...
Imagine the size of the market!
You will become a millionaire!
I want my 15% commission after tax!
Great Innovators are those who lead Society Towards a better tomorrow.
What?
If they give me millions of to design my machine...
How do they get it?
Engine prices go up and so does the price of the pads!
If the bandage becomes expensive then
What's the use of me making a machine?
I already have a bottle full of wine!
If you don't want millions give it to me!
What will happen by generating millions?
There will be a gold grip on my plastic toothbrush...
But I only need plastic fur to brush my teeth, right?
What is brush-brush-brush...
You're already & apos; Brushing & apos; my wine!
Go... Good night!
Am I saying something wrong...
Lakshmi...
Father!
If the pads are stuck on one side...
That will still be better!
The people I innovate...
I failed to help...
I can't help just one, but I can help millions...
I went from Village to Village...
I will make pads and give it to women.
The purpose of my machine is not to generate millions...
But to be useful for millions of people.
Come on everything! Lakshmi is here!
Come on, Pinky!
Look at Manju...
I always know...
If Lakshmi is special!
Your money...
What is Lakshmi?
Will I take back my money from you?
You have made this village proud.
Show us your innovation!
This waiting kills me! Anjali interview started an hour ago.
Looks like we have to spend the night here!
They start us with a big salary...
They take time to choose.
What will happen by generating millions?
There will be a gold grip on my plastic toothbrush...
But I only need plastic fur to brush my teeth, right?
Pari Walia
When you have menstruation...
So it's not using cloth or anything...
Use this.
You will always be healthy.
Take care of yourself.
Newspapers say that this is the biggest innovation this year...
Details on page 9.
We don't read the full article!
This is not innovation...
It's shit!
I give you money...
And instead of paying with interest...
You give us this disgusting thing?
Give me my money!
- Congratulations! - Thank you.
Very rarely do we offer jobs to a Candidate
After their first interview.
Done!
So Miss Pari...
- Do you want to join... - I-I'm sorry...
I have to accept this call...
Sorry.
Hello!
Please give the copyright.
This is not innovation...
This is a curse!
Curse?
Where does he live?
There.
Return Lakshmi!
Your mother is getting worried About marriage Your sister.
Give him this money...
I will give you my number. Keep telling me about him.
Anyway, what will I do if I return?
Take care of yourself
15 Rupees I took from you...
What I borrow!
Because you took a photo with Amitabh Bachchan...
Don't think you're famous.
If you want to restore it...
It must be in the same village...
Where do you borrow it.
Come on Hariya!
Why doesn't the Pad Man fly high?
What are you doing here?
I will do it and tell you...
Practice smile.
Stupid People who are blind letters won't understand, right?
They will never understand...
If they want to die, leave it
I've destroyed my life, why are you wasting your time?
Women understand all about pads...
They accept it...
And pay for it!
Come on. Just take it.
Take it.
What did I say to you?
Practice smile.
Why is it so difficult for you to smile?
Smile...
Smile! You won't die!
They accept the pads and pay for them?
How do you do it?
Who am I?
You're a Magician!
I am a woman...
Only a woman can speak with women about women's matters.
Why do men not understand trivial things like that?
- You are a Bhinnat Stepfather! - What?
I mean, it's very fast...
Do you think I'm a fast woman?
No... No... I mean...
Good people.
I mean...
Go...
And make some pads...
Women in Other Villages are waiting...
Go!
Sorry! This is dry bread and the concentrated vegetables that I offer...
In Delhi we pay thousands of to get things like this
Village atmosphere and organic food
I get it for free!
Please!
Savitri!
- What's wrong? - Brother.
Who is he?
This is the first woman who listens to me and buys our sanitary napkins.
I will kill you.
He drinks every day and hits me for money.
If he doesn't get money, he threatens to sell our daughter!
Hey!
If you approach him again...
Wherever you fall becomes your grave, understand?
What are you doing?
Those words shouldn't be gone from his ears!
Look...
Make sure to stay in his ear.
Why are you so tolerant?
What do I do?
My parents wash their hands from me...
I don't know any job... What can I do?
What is the bandage?
Are you crazy?
He experiences a lot of things and you disturb him with your pads!
I ask a question to reduce his sadness.
Are your pads like the magic lights of Alladin which absorbs all the sadness?
Wait and see!
Lakshmi...
May I say something?
Yes tell me.
We have to...
Give it a name.
Women are still ashamed call it a bandage...
If you have a name they can easily call it!
Wow Savitri!
What kind of insight is that!
What do we name it?
Don't want to!
No!
"PARI".
Lakshmi!
We sell everything!
48 packs have been sold!
Enter and take your part!
Why are you smiling?
A smile kills two birds with one stone!
Besides doing the job...
This bandage can absorb all the problems of this woman's life.
This is the magic lamp of Alladin!
So my work here is complete?
Can I return to Delhi?
In India, of the 500 million women who wear pads only 12%...
I heard it from someone.
So stop smiling stupidly and make more machines...
So that every village has a bandage factory.
Requires 90,000 to make every machine!
The money from the award is up...
Have you never heard of the Bank?
I know... But never go there.
Banks give loans...
For women like Savitri...
To buy your machine from you.
You will get money to make the next machine.
Women will sell pads
And from their income pay the Bank in installments.
After the loan is repaid, the machine will be theirs.
You keep making machines and give it to Women...
Women will make pads, repay loans,
Running their Factory and making a living.
How can you be so smart?
Because I'm talking without a stupid smile!
We wear cloth...
Hu Ba Hu Hai Tumsa, Dil Ye Hu Ba Hu My heart is like yours
Ik Hum Dono Hu Ba Hu We are like each other
Nayi-Nayi Nazrein, Hu Ba Hu Re Hu Ba Hu My way of seeing it is the same as yours
Ikk Hi Hi Dono Ki Adaa Our attitude is the same
Hu Ba Hu Hai Assume Rooh Ye Hu Ba Hu My soul is the same as yours
3 Rupees...
Only 2 Rupees!
Sorry... 2 Rupees!
Don't cheat!
Ikk Hi Hai Dono Ki Duaa Our prayers are the same
Kal Do Khwaab Jo Daude, Aage-Aage Yesterday our dreams were different
Aaj Woh Hu Ba Hu Dekho, Bhaage-Bhaage, Bhaage-Bhaage Today they are in harmony with each other
As soon as they start to escape...
And not come to school for 4 days...
Studies suffer...
They can't replace their clothes at School!
He doesn't have to sit at Home continues for the past 5 days...
He can comfortably go to School...
Thode Besabar Hain A little impatient
Thode Bekhabar Hain Little understand
Dono Ki Ek Mushkil We both have the same problem
Thodi Si Zameeni Little Duniawi
Thodi Aasmaani A little extraordinary
Dono Ki Ik Manzil We both have the same goal
Ek Hi Raasta Hi One way
Ek Hi Waasta Hi One goal
Ek Hi Hai Humaara Kaarwaan We are both on the same trip
Hu Ba Hu Hai Tum Si Nabz Ye Hu Ba Hu My heartbeat is the same as yours
Ek Sam Dono Hu Ba Hu We are the same Spirit
Nayi-Nayi Chaahein Hu Ba Hu Re Hu Ba Hu, Ik Hi Hi Dono Ki Sadaa We are one voice, we want the same thing
Kal Do Khwaab Jo Daude, Aage-Aage, Aage-Aage, Aage-Aage Yesterday our dreams were different
Aaj Woh Hu Ba Hu Dekho Today they are in tune with each other
Chicken!
What is News 360?
Why are you soiling clean clothes?
People must know I made my machine with my own hand.
They shouldn't think I'm sitting in the AC room and raise my legs!
You're a bad marketing person
You have to teach at the School of Management!
- Come on - Wait.
Now what?
Enter your clothes.
The clothes are entered?
He never put his own clothes...
2 Women's Organizations from Maharashtra have sent an email to us...
They want 10 machines!
Tamil Nadu wants 4, Kerala 5...
Bihar needs 10...
We accept orders from China and Africa too!
Brother!
How are you?
lakshmi?
Lakshmi is fine! How are you?
Do you have the number?
Yes, I have the telephone number. Just a moment...
This...
Yes?
Hello?
Someone from Union Of Nation calls...
He speaks quickly in English... Please speak...
Hello?
Yes, yes. This is Lakshmi Enterprises (Lakshmi Company)...
United Nations!
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Yes, Yes.
He will be happy!
Thank you very much!
The United Nations wants you to come and speak in New York!
Which village is that?
Very large village...
United States!
That's where women are with torches
Standing on the water, right?
I know! I just tested you...
Welcome Mr. Lakshmikant Chauhan!
Thank you for joining us.
We are honored to have made you talk to us here.
Please come with me to the Stage...
Now I'm with you...
Mr. Lakshmikant Chauhan!
I welcome all Honorable Guests present at the United Nations
I'm a little nervous... I never stood here...
Excuse me...
You please...
Don't stand up. Just sit...
I beg you... I speak from my mouth.
You talk... In the middle... Word!
Please... My request!
Please.
Laugh-laugh-laugh...
Laugh.
Village People...
Laugh... That time...
So I made a discovery...
My Bandage Machine...
You laughed this time...
I made a new discovery...
My English (my English)!
Lakshmi English (Lakshmi Inggris)...
Linglish!
Not School... Don't study...
Don't spell... There is no grammar...
But you fully understand!
Only British Taxis...
Take my feelings to you. Okay?
Ready? The meter drops?
Who is the First Moon Man?
Neil.
Arm... Strong.
Who is Everest Man...
First... Tenzing...
Who is the first Pad Man?
Lakshmikant Chauhan!
Low...
Lakshmi! Why?
Lakshmi means money...
But today Lakshmi...
In the United Nation... on the stage... You clapped... Why?
Lakshmi is not chasing Lakshmi...
If Lakshmi also runs into money...
Make Lakshmi a Money Man, not a Pad Man!
Everything is chasing money...
Big house, bigger house... Bigger, bigger, bigger house...
Stupid!
The White House is your Biggest House!
Why
Don't think! Only life, life, life...
Thinking of having money means all problems will occur!
All people pray... God help... Please...
There is no problem... Give me no problems...
You don't want problems? Just die!
After dying there is no problem!
Simple!
There is no problem meaning...
You don't live. Problems come...
Opportunity to live.
Lucky Lakshmi!
India... The country is full of problems!
Lane-Lane Problems. Problems left right problem...
Problems with problems below... Everywhere...
Problems! Problems mean...
Mauka.
Mauka means...
Some... Nity...
"Opportunity." - Opportunity! Yes!
Thank you. Chance! Yes.
That only makes India a full opportunity.
How many people are they call Friends, you know?
Test matches!
Test Cricket matches in 5 days... You know?
To save your knees from a hard ball on Cricket .. .
Someone wears 2 pads... On both feet.
Call it a problem test match Women, but there are no women without pads!
Women wear dirty cloth.
Very dangerous from the ball that hit the leg and broke!
I see my wife too doing the same thing...
My sanitary story is also the story is sad...
Everyone calls Lakshmi Gila.
But Lakshmi thinks of pads.
Only bandages!
Little Boy helps Lakshmi. Good children.
Simple. Dont think to much!
I'm also the same... Don't think too much.
My thoughts are white paper...
Not fear! Only...
White paper.
Large companies have money to do R & D...
- Research And (Research and)... - Development (Development)
I'm poor. I did T & F...
Tried. Failed. Try. Failed. Try. Failed...
Very failed!
Lakshmi failed Lakshmi learned it.
Calendar changes-changes...
Lakshmi slowly makes a big and small machine.
This machine is very easy... Simple!
Very simple! I didn't study IIT...
But the IIT is studying me.
They give me awards.
Finally I made the first bandage...
It was given to... I gave this bandage to...
Fairy... Fairy Woman...
Please... Applause for Elves (Pari)!
Elves that make Lakshmi fly!
Today... I changed the name from... Let me talk...
Like Americans...
I changed my name from Lakshmi Kant...
Being Lakshmi Can!
This bandage...
I make it... 2 Rupees.
Only 2 Rupees.
Do you know?
Giving Women...
2 months extra life...
Yes, yes.
Do you know how? I will explain it...
5 days every month...
5 days every month Women sit outside the house...
Don't do anything!
5 x 12 equals 60
1 year 60 days... 2 months loss!
Women wearing pads means more than 2 months!
Why for Men 12 months a year but women only 10 months?
Why?
Men who bleed!
Half an hour...
Half an hour Men bleed like Women...
They are dying right away!
I believe...
Great humans, Strong humans...
Does not make the State strong.
Strong women, strong mother...
You are strong...
Then the country will be strong!
Today...
Today the bandage machine makes women strong.
Full life with a bandage, full life with having a business too!
Do you know why?
Other Businesses...
Up and down, ascending and decreases up and down...
But this business is just up!
Why tell?
This isn't a joke!
Don't laugh... I'm serious!
To the extent that Women sell their Friend's pads.
A woman stops, Women are just starting out.
Natural Business... Does not decline, just rises!
You think I'm crazy...
No problem!
Right then...
Everything says, Lakshmi...
Crazy! Lakshmi... Crazy!
Crazy just being famous!
Today is famous, but Lakshmi is still the same.
Lakshmi has no money...
Don't have money.
Just... A little.
Making money...
Men smile.
Good work...
Many women smile.
I...
To...
My country "-
I have to do... Lots.
India today...
Only 18% of women...
Who wears pads
I want to make India 100 %...
100% Country of Bandages!
I want...
1 million more Women have a job...
Bandage business! I want... I want...
You wait, and watch!
I will return to the United Nation and you listen to my Linglish language again!
Do you like my Linglish language?
Do you want to learn it? You come to India!
2 Rupees. I teach!
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh my God.
Where does English come from?
Not myself! You talk from within me!
Hello.
Gayatri!
Confused why?
My thoughts are white paper... No stains!
One kiss doesn't make me as your life partner!
When 2 people spend time together at work, it happens...
Human Body... Fun happens!
You live your life with fast, without stopping...
However we are very different...
You're vegan, I only eat things that move
You like your mouth open, I like my mouth closed...
And above all you are in the countryside and I'm in town...
Even Digital India doesn't can unite them!
Now can I watch my movie calmly?
Padma Shri Pad Man!
What?
Yes... Look!
The government has respected it with the Padma Shri Award!
Oh my God!
This is just excitement... Not an invitation to elope!
Wait...
Hey Padma Shri Lakshmi!
Yes?
All Maheshwar are waiting for you!
The same person who wants to hit you
Will take you home by train!
Your flight in 2 hours.
Tell Maheshwar to get ready.
Thank you, Papa!
Say something in Linglish...... Lakshmi makes a band machine...
But Pari makes Lakshmi.
Your name isn't just the name Lakshmi bandage...
Your name... Name in Lakshmi's heart.
See you...
Thank you!
For Lakshmi...
You're first...
You're second...
You're third...
You're fourth...
You're fifth...
You're sixth...
You're seventh...
You're eighth...
You're ninth...
You're tenth...
Eleventh...
Why don't you tell him if you love him so much?
Why did you let him go?
If I don't let it go...
So he won't be the same person I feel...
Whatever it is.
If he stays behind...
He will feel very small.
He gets a chance...
To make others happy.
To feel good about himself.
To accept...
Foolishness and...
A sweet smile from his life!
He's not normal!
Thaanye-Thaanye Na Goli Maare There is no shooting Bang-Bang
Dhaanye-Dhaanye Na Entry Maare There is no dramatic entry
Slow Motion Mein Haddi Tode Naa There are no broken bones
Arey Building Se High Jump Na Maare Don't jump from High Buildings
Neeche Se Dialogue Na Maare There is no fancy dialogue
High Speed Mein Nache Gaye Naa No cold dance movements
Na Koi Multi Storey Bangla There is no large mansion
Hai Koi Udan Khatola There are no helicopters
Par Superhero Hai Yeh Pagla But this Crazy Man is a Super Hero
O Wah Re Wah Re Wah Re Wah Re... Pad Man Respect Pad Man
Pad Man
O Padman Pad Man
O Yeh Hi Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad... Pad Man He's a crazy Pad Man
Pad Man
O Yeh Hi Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad... Pad Man He's a crazy Pad Man
O Kaali Kalkatte Waali Every Woman
Bhabhi Didi Biwi Saali Wife, Sister, Female Parent
Poori Ya Aadhi Ghar Waali, Ya Ho Maiya Neighbors and Mothers
Item Ho Ya Laaj Ki Moorat Women who dance or wear headscarves
Har Naari Ko Iski Zaroorat Every Woman needs it
Dhanno Ho Ya Munni Ho Ya Sheila, Laila Whoever their names are
Ho .. Harkatein Risky, Risky The path is risky
Fikar Isey Kiski, Kiski But he doesn't care Hai Yeh Yeta Number One Ziddi He walked with determination
Kahe Jo Koi Kuch Bhi, Kuch Bhi The world can say what he likes
Miss Pari is working in London...
Lagta Hai Yeh Kudrat Ki Ghalti He's a strange person
Haan Bhaad Mein Jaaye Re Angreji Forget England
Nahi Chahiye Imported Degree Forget undergraduate degree
Made In India Hi Yeh Jigri This is a miracle & apos; Made in India & apos;
O Wah Re, Wah Re, Wah Re, Wah Re, Pad Man Respect the Pad Man!
Pad Man
O Yeh Hi Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad... Pad Man He's a crazy Pad Man
Pad Man
O Yeh Hai Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad, Pad Man This is the miracle & apos; Made in India & apos;
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