Hey, everybody.
Welcome to Bull Mountain...
a piece of heaven...
located in the cleavage of the high state of Alaska.
Everything started when I was young money named Herbert Muntz...
see the promise of a new life...
and risking his claim for that ancient way...
He stole it from an Eskimo.
'Decide this part, he is known as "Papa."
Every year, Papa will thank you...
by droppin 'the britches...
and panting the mountain is naked...
on one of them is famous "moon-shine" runs.
Papa likes to ski...
and Papa likes to drink...
but most importantly, Papa likes to ski and drink...
at the same time.
Last year, he died with his boots on...
Bull Mountain, don't go changin '!
And not much else.
At present, Papa's child runs the mountain
But we locals still continue free-wheelin spirit '...
from Papa's life
You could say that The mountain is very like a woman.
Just when you think of you knows every inch of him...
and you about to dip your ski...
be some soft and deep powder...
You have two broken legs, cracked ribs
then you pay twenty dollars...
just to let him hit you lift the ticket again.
Overview of Info.
Muntz sells the mountain.
Entire mountain '?
Why does he want to? to get rid of this place?
I like this place exactly like that.
Maybe the buyer can supply...
Mount with what is really needed...
hot friggin chicks
Guys, you know, more girls?
Let's give Lance a chance, Alright?
I have to refuel the tank.
Jenny, what happened?
Jenny!
What's up, guys
What, do you drink without me?
Hey, Lance.
Hey, boyfriend. What are you drinking?
Whatever women want, just put it in my tab I will drink beer.
And five shots of Goldschlager, please.
Rick, you idiot don't go for Jenny...
and don't give me this rigamarole is broken hearted.
Do you sniff me?
This is it.
Thank you.
Humans. If I were him...
I will talk to every man on this mountain
Hey, boy.
You killed me Cheers, everyone!
People.
And Pen Babi, my reasons are bad for brothers.
Our son Rick is here...
has been bitching and groaning all week...
I haven't.
And I think it's time that we do something...
to cheer him up. Disagree
Maybe tonight night that we crown this year...
King of the Mountain.
Does someone just say...
King of the mountain
I know you want to defend your title If I have to
Good evening.
You all know the rules King of the Mountain.
Rule number one...
You don't talk about it King of the Mountain.
Rule number two... There are no rules What about rule number one?
That is more than an guide rather than a rule
Don't interrupt!
And now, the three peat champion is King of the Mountain...
Rick Rambis Richard?
GOOD. This is how it works.
Everyone has to drink beer.
This is a race down.
The first one to Papa Muntz's statue...
with the most beer in your glass... Pen Pig...
will be proclaimed this year King of the Mountain.
And, as an added bonus...
You also won the contents from Eric's stolen wallet...
Luke, who?
Two dollars...
condoms...
1997 expiration date...
and an image from his grandmother... no!
That's Nancy Reagan.
But the most important...
encouraging, encouraging, and cheating is recommended.
Try not to delete it like you did last year...
and the previous year, and second the previous year.
Thank you, Luke, I really appreciate it.
No problem.
Pen Pig, if you want.
Strap 'they enter
On your sign, get ready...
Are all ready?
Leave!
- Suckers! - cheat
Not tonight, Pen Pig!
Go grand, Anthony!
Don't delete.
Here I come, baby!
Cursing!
Come through.
Get away from my head Stop!
Hey, it's not fair!
Good!
Dirt!
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Leave!
Let's move it!
Don't let him pass!
We caught it, Jenny!
Leave!
Come on! We will defeat him!
Where did it come from?
The cup is empty the beer
Beer? I drink beer I got it!
Come on!
If you haven't kissed it to the king, tell me
Goin 'drink, everyone!
Actually, I have to enter.
I have to give Mr. Mays snowboard lessons
I got homo training at in the morning, so I understand Walk me home, Your Majesty.
Guys, stop!
If you plan on coming...
for some reason paralyzed to enter my house...
only so we can "connect"...
I might let you.
Not that you are...
very charming or whatever.
I think it's moonlight and a bottle of Goldschlager...
it only brings out the romance of a girl.
Can I ask something?
You broke up with your girlfriend this summer right?
Will we have another conversation...
about how you still in rebound?
I don't think so.
Listen, Rick, I feel it for you, Because I have passed it...
but it's time to continue.
A general rule of thumb is one week of mourning...
for every six months you are together...
so you are together, what, two weeks
Three weeks.
GOOD. Three weeks. So, that means...
I understand. You are right. This is stupid.
Yes it is.
So, you still want to be connected?
You have to try harder than that, Rick.
So, you still want to be connected?
How about that?
Good evening.
- See you tomorrow. - Then.
Try listening.
You better enjoy your reign as the King now, because next year...
I'm the Queen of the Mountain, dear
We'll see.
Pass again.
Fire!
Well, boy, What will happen tonight?
Will we shave his eyebrows?
Outdated. Finish, take a photo.
I will need a bucket, paint brush...
and ten pounds of salt.
Lance, take the pants.
Where did you bring it? Come on!
Try to lift his fat ass.
Look at him.
Drive away!
Getting!
Good boy... I mean, kid.
A good child.
My ass is numb
Look at life, Eric.
John Majors!
Ted Muntz. This is very good to finally meet you directly.
Welcome to Bull Mountain.
Eskimos around here have a saying...
It's slow there, Nanook.
You will give yourself an aneurysm
Will you kiss him, boy?
It smells like money.
This place has some serious potential
I can see it now, huh? Can't you see it?
Condominiums, restaurants, shopping, wine bars, cigar bars.
What is... bar bar!
Yes, we can really sell this whole roughly a little.
This is a rough diamond. That is good.
Write it down for brochure
No, wait It's better...
"Rough black diamond."
Do you know? A kind of skiing.
I'm Eric Montclair.
Now, who is asking?
Just kidding, short Stack.
So there is a mountain, huh?
Yes, but the name "bull mountain"...
it's a little too...
bad luck.
I will have it to polish this dirt...
if I want to sell my investor on it
I mean, your hotel looks like a Motel 6...
eat the sales page and bar it out.
Muntz, there are some really annoyed from Eskimos...
outside now, man They Tell them they want their land back.
Very funny, Rambis.
Mr. Majors, this is Rick Rambis...
one of us is low for middle level employees.
You must be a big temper who will buy a mountain
John Majors from the main resort.
You don't mind playing a tour guide...
for old farts like me, Will you?
Actually, Rick is really pretty heavy workload tomorrow...
but I will be happy Show around the mountain.
No offense, short stack, but you gave me horror.
I think Rick here will all right
You don't mind, are you Rick?
No problem.
Good. First thing in the morning.
I will take Geritol so I can follow.
Chop cut with them bags there.
So, what does this mean, sell a mountain?
I don't know Maybe this person will be cool.
Maybe he will help us build it a ride to Hangman's Peak.
Can you get STDs from polar bears?
What did your brother do?
What do we get, Whitey?
Solid Gold Dancers trapped in Mount Beaver.
Someone helps us!
Looks pretty hairy, sir.
Lock them and load them, boy!
I entered
What will we do?
Please, the whole cabin is cold!
We are saved!
Good morning, miss Pena name Jas.
I need everyone to be calm and take your part
And tie them together.
Now! Move! I don't have time to discuss this!
Evil!
you. Take me on my waist.
Decrease. Good.
You, take the door
The door is jammed!
Just shake it!
This will be fine, ladies. More jiggles!
You have to shake the handle.
Jiggle it.
Open the door, Pig Pen!
Come on, man.
Jiggle it.
Open the door!
I'm coming!
He has a crush on the bench for a long time.
Do you enjoy your nap?
So, Rick, didn't it hit him last night or what?
No, man, we just talked.
God. You know, maybe...
we have to clarify something.
When you win the race Last night...
that makes you King of the Mountain.
Not king No Pussy Loser.
They already have their own king...
my brother.
What?
Are you still hanging up with Anna?
This is what I didn't get, alright, is...
you met this girl...
and you have a weird with him...
and then, poof! He disappeares.
How is there a problem with that?
Pig Pen, when I want advice...
about the good Film "Planet of the Apes"...
or maybe how to get resin...
out of my bong, I'll come to you, okay?
But I won't take it romantic advice from someone...
who can't spell romantic or advice
or bong.
Listen, man, I just want to to hear the story, that's all
I mean, you never even told me...
not even once.
If I tell you, will you promise to keep quiet about that?
I met him the most beautiful romantic place on earth...
Cancun, Mexico.
There is this little cantina called Pedro O'Horny's.
Me and Luke, look, we just appeared...
and then I see it.
From this moment on we caught the eye...
I know he doesn't like it Other girls are there.
She's French.
He holds the peak.
Plus, he doesn't vomit.
Drink!
We spend every day together for three weeks
It feels like heaven...
but you can't drink water And then, one day, he asked me...
to go to one of them _ tandem bicycle cycling...
But he never showed up.
I never saw Anna again.
Who?
God!
Chicken!
Guys, a little sensitivity here!
God! You can't see it is this a person who is upset?
Well, Rick, get me the head offended from your ass Papa Muntz wants you to run this mountain
Carpe the Diem!
What?
Make sure you bundle because is frozen out there, okay?
Hey, Toby.
Let me check your boot.
You're good now - Thank you, Jenny. - You are welcome.
Hey, Jenny, do you think Can you tie my shoes?
Stewart, I think you can do up your own boots.
I like the way you do it
GOOD. What if I do it, and you do something else.
cool.
Rabbits and loops...
I can do that without the song, you know
I'm like a song, Stewart.
- What's up, Rick - What's up, bro?
Get out of here. You are welcome.
You're pretty good Together with these kids, Jenny.
Looks like I have something for boys who are not yet adults Ouch!
At least Stewart has his acting enough to invite me on a date.
I think we checked the film...
right after bedtime.
That's what I want to talk to you about
Will you...
Will I...
Do you want to have dinner? with me tomorrow night
I'm sorry.
It sounds like you asked me to date
We can meet at the inn.
Say, 8:00?
Now I have to grab carp.
- I wish you luck - See you there
Morning, Mr. Majors.
Please.
My father is Mr. Majors. Actually he is Mr. Mankowicz.
Just call me "John."
All right, John. Good, where do you want to start?
Most people can't do it the whole mountain in one day.
Well, I'm not an average person.
You tried and stayed there, hotshot.
Have you ever been in one of those lesbian chat rooms?
- are they good - I don't know
You saw that there
That's the Hangman Peak.
Cursing. Are you skiing?
Yes. It's a frenzy, But, as you can say...
It's almost impossible to climb.
I think if we put a ride up...
It will be the most popular _ snowboard park...
across the country
You know, Rick, what I will do... I will think about it.
Because I like your style...
and I might need a little help.
Yes? What for?
Well, my investor, they came...
to check out this place, and, well, they easily go berserk.
If this agreement will go through...
this whole city will have to play ball
I don't think Muntz has a drag around here...
to do that, but...
you did
Can you hear me?
GOOD. Like most of you have heard, until next week...
Mount Bull will have new management
I sell it...
for lots and lots of American dollars...
for your future boss Mr. John Majors.
Thank you.
Thank you and good morning.
I can't tell you how happy and excited...
I am here today.
Now, I know we will all be homies...
but I believe in the golden rule...
and indeed, he who has a gold card makes rules.
Pipe down, hold it.
And to publish the purchase of my gun...
I have invited my board members...
it's the board of directors and my investors...
here for the birthday festival
As my employee, you are expected to behave...
in a consistent way with world-class resorts.
Any questions you might have...
will be answered in your new rule book...
the one that is stuck here will faint
I think it's you And I have super duper surprise for all of you...
a brand new, efficient...
the peak of everything, high performance uniforms!
Don't sweat to pay them
We will only reduce the cost of from your first salary.
Welcome to the main family resort!
There is no business like a snow business!
I told you. You look great.
That doesn't really let my dice to roll over there...
and dice, I mean testis.
Speaking of testicles, let me drink beer
His coat isn't that bad, guys
Rick, these scuba clothes make us look silly
Who did this bastard thought he was
I won't use this unitard... period.
Guys, I like Bull Mountain just like everyone else...
but it changed a little, it won't hurt this place
I don't know, Rick. Why do we even want this place to change?
We don't want it to change to Aspen.
But have you seen it? woman from Aspen?
I don't.
Aside from the occasional girl...
who came here on a weekend trip...
This place is a sausage factory.
There will be several houses...
some slammin bodies with pants so tight...
it looks like they were painted.
Babe, I love chicks.
Chicks love me, so it's all good
Calm down, Lance.
Look, Muntz will sell this mountain...
and someone Will buy it.
Do you have $ 100 million? Not me. You?
No. We are not models.
Guys, look.
What I'm saying is that if we play football...
the mountain will still be ours.
You are a stupid boy This is how it all started.
I've seen it all before.
I'm there.
Yes. It's called the eighties.
Ford is president, Nixon is in the White House...
and FDR is runnin ' this country goes to the ground.
I'm a bummin ' in a hole-in-the-wall city...
in what is now called Utah.
Some friends from Colorado appear...
starting more ' what is called repair, right?
All right, 'in the future we know what hit us...
The road is runnin 'with a latte.
That's a very bad fellow who likes...
you know, smoked a little grass...
or drink a little ripple, crow like a rooster...
maybe challenging the mayor's son for men's duel...
is rude, against God.
More like bad real estate value
Stumpy must go!
Richard, be careful what you ask.
You got it, Stump.
- I will. - OK?
God!
I'm fine.
It's best to put something on it.
Welcome to our local cantina. I like to stop at and have...
Stumpy is correct You can't Let them do it to this place.
Women or not women, we have to stand on it...
and I have to stop talking for a moment.
Hey, Rick, come here.
No, you know what? You are right.
This person is really bad for business.
I'll go let him know.
Rick, this is my stepchild Inga Hello.
Rick, I want you and inhibit from showing the kitchen.
Beloved, I have a little work to do.
Buy drinks at the bar.
I won't be long.
Good place. When is the rent?
Whenever I say it.
Good.
Hey, boy, looks good in that uniform.
- Boys, keep an eye on self-confidence in the workplace. - be strong
God, here he comes.
What my friend tried to say was...
welcome to El Matador...
which is Spanish for matador
Want some drinks?
I want to know if you can make...
some kind of drink This is called...
how are you in English for this?
Horny makers
One belly button for the woman.
So you, like, Major daughter
Schtepdaughter.
I have to I schtrepsister will meet here
One navel is more blurred for women
My Schtepsister
This is Anna.
God!
- How are you? - I am doing fine.
It's been a long time.
- What are you doing here? - I'm drinking beer
- in Alaska? - I like cold beer
Does that mean... is Rick around?
No, you don't hear?
Rick perished in a dogsled accident.
Four pileup dogs.
And that's terrible. The dogs survive.
You were a much better liar Anna, I don't know why you are Here, but leave her alone, okay?
Play once for a long time.
- what are you playing - Well, the song.
- Song! - Please, play it
GOOD. Okay, I guess I can play it once.
- Oh, it's not like that - No, it's not like that
Very good, though. Please.
I don't know if I know...
Do you know what song I'm talking about Please.
Alright.
Please play it. Come on.
He will kill me Thank you.
Luke, I think I've said never to play it...
Songs.
Hey, Anna, you did it!
Come here, kid. Give me a hug.
Honey, this is Muntz.
- And this smart young man... - We've met
Department is your father?
Yes. He likes to think he is Napoleon...
works throughout Europe.
His first wife is an Englishman, my mother is French...
and Heaven's mother is Swiss.
And I have just been employed a Russian female trainer
Searching.
Hey, girl, it's time to go to bed.
We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow. Come on, Inga.
Retard, walk me out.
I don't know you're here, Rick I'm very sorry.
I really have to go, but...
Of all the bars in all ski cities in Alaska...
Why does he have it? to come to this one?
Thank you.
That's it, Jenny. Have fun.
I don't think he will come, Jenny.
We will put it in Rick's car.
Got him, Lance?
I understand, okay?
This will be really stupid.
Bring him in I got it.
- Come on! - Are you sure this is a good idea?
Maybe it will give him a heart attack.
As the inheritor belongs to...
I take full law responsibility.
Come on! Get out of the way!
Okay, come on
One two three!
Alright, they're full. Let's play skedaddle.
Spin him!
One two three...
God!
Please!
'Understood!
We stop!
King.
God!
What's wrong with you?
God. Forgive me.
Alright! Beautiful!
This is what you will do to mount banteng?
No. Snownook.
That's the name My people say the best test.
Have I ever told you? How do I find snowboarding?
That's a hot tub, Pen Babi.
Evil!
Hey, there.
I don't want credit for that, but they keep giving it to me.
He will kill me Hey, retard.
There will be more changes here.
Come on, boy! You are working on my time now
Wait!
Hold! I can explain it I can explain everything.
Relax. I stopped by the bar last night, and Pen Babi told me.
Listen, I'm really sorry about that.
I will redeem it as much as possible.
You don't have to go.
Don't flatter yourself.
I'm washing clothes.
So that means you're not mad at me
Yes, me.
I will forget it.
Look, I'm really sorry.
Listen, I didn't do it this very good thing...
so why don't you find out what you want...
and let me know Welcome, boyfriend Buy beer?
I'm fine.
Listen, I want to apologize if you let me
There are many things about me You don't know, Rick.
Now, there is something I have to tell you.
Do you know what? Hold that thought.
I don't even care anymore.
Applause.
Hey, you are dribbling! Watch the shoes!
Sorry.
I'm hot!
- Want to see my head? - What?
Look, I just started training for biathalon
Where did Inga go?
Don't worry, little sister. I turned my back on this one.
I will do it.
But how can it help me?
Well, what do you know? Just the two of us!
I am trained
Inga, I love you!
God!
Are you hurt?
Yes I think so.
Anthony, what are you
Can you take ice? from the bar
This is Alaska. You are sittin ' on ice, little leprechaun.
Yes. Go on, Anthony.
I will wait here with him.
Damn him!
Tell Inga in a sick place.
Where is it?
"Duck."
Please enter.
Make yourself at home Only don't hit me in my beans
Sorry. Oh, my God.
Is this good?
Yes, this is very good.
Tell me, where did you get this scar?
Let's see.
Skateboard...
truck accident...
and fire hydrants.
I'm sure each one has The interesting story itself, right?
Not really.
I slid from a truck into a fire hydrant.
I have never met an American boy before Are you all very wild?
Yes. We have a saying around here.
No brain, no headaches.
We have a saying in Switzerland too
There is no swimsuit...
there is no tan line.
We have another saying around here.
- What is that? - I don't know I didn't mean to leave you like that in Mexico
I'm sorry. I just... Believe me, I have to do it.
Why? Some other men come sweeping you from your feet '?
You are someone else
- I don't understand - I'm engaged.
I got engaged when I met you.
And I love him, Rick. I really.
And when I meet you... I don't know, I'm just...
I also fell in love with you, I guess.
I don't know what to do.
Hey, that doesn't matter. Don't worry about that.
I have ten other chicks involved fell for me that week too
so I'm not even... which one are you, the brunette?
Please, I want to say goodbye to you...
and say everything...
but when is the time to come to do it...
I don't think I'll be able to, so I go
And I'm really in love with you.
That's why I left.
There, I said what I have to say, so I leave now.
Wait.
Look, I'm sorry too, okay?
To be a puncture.
Just me a little... messed up.
I deserve it. It is okay.
You did
Do you want coffee or something?
That would be really fun.
Making this is very fun.
But I'm ready... how are you... for schlafenzeit
Yes. Schlafenzeit. Whatever you say
No. What are you doing?
Schlafenzeit. Time to sleep I will sleep now.
I'm sleepy.
No, stay We will hug
Good evening.
So... your fiance...
Barry. He is in medical school.
He flew in a few days to see me.
It will be a little complicated unless he is also a pilot.
Is he also a pilot? Is he a doctor and a pilot?
I think I want to have sex with this person
I have to go now.
Let me show you out.
I just... I want you to know that I'm happy for you And... this Barry guy is lucky.
Thank you.
Good evening.
Leave.
God.
Do you need help?
Wait a minute.
How's the hot tub, Luke?
You know, Eskimos have nine words...
for mooch hell stuck in a hot tub.
Damn, they only have eight words for snow
That's it.
Yes, physics, really.
Expansion and contraction.
Alright.
here.
One.
Two.
Three!
Is that feasible?
A difficult night?
I've been worse.
Thank you.
Anna will get married.
For some rich asswipe doctor guy named Barry.
He entered the day after.
- Ouch! - Thank you buddy.
No, I was persecuted by the hot tub last night.
It's a long story.
You know what I hate about this girl...
is that I think... I know that I fell in love with him.
And... it sucks.
- Have you told him this? - Not too.
Well, listen, you have to do it before it's too late.
Before she became Mrs. Doctor Asswipe.
If not, you will regret your whole life "No regrets." That is my motto.
That and "Everyone Wang Chung Tonight."
Do you know what? You are right.
You're absolutely right
I won't let Anna go again
When this Barry guy arrived here, I had to deal with it.
And I will see it and tell him...
like adult adults that make sense...
"Search guard, loser, friend."
I have to work on that one.
And if he doesn't like it...
we will kick the ass
Definitely.
Attention, all guests...
Where is Jenny? I don't want to go!
You will be lined up again.
Hey, fellas. A big day, right?
Man, who are you?
I am the new Snownook Team patrol leader
"Keepin 'is real while keepin' is safe.
You are on the roof, knocking from grab-ass.
What happened here?
Don't you eyeball me
Hey, Luke , why not? think of your own beeswax...
before my fist promises with your ass
Eric, you have noticed it that you always...
talking about putting something to my ass
= = And at that time, That's not even a threat.
Technically, it's tempting.
Wait a minute.
Where did you go with a bull?
Talk to the horn!
Where did you take the bull ?
Listen, I already have it with this jackass employee yours This morning, there is a boy...
with his little Elvis stuck in my hot tub.
Well, what about hell? does that happen?
Well, the jet can feel pretty good...
Stop talking. Effective immediately...
I took a few steps to clean this place.
Spilling a very nice beer
I like that smell.
That smells from all of you being fired.
What, fired?
Welcome to your first random drug test
I will need you to fill this cup
Go make a tinkle, or it's your job I don't need to write a test to tell you that I use drugs
Pen Pig, you go to the bathroom in the cup!
Gosh. He is like this.
Drink up to a pint.
I'll have your ass How are you tonight?
Thank you very much.
How are you, lady?
Woman.
private party tonight, guys
We're cool, man. We remain here.
Just ask Lance.
What is the part of "private party" do you miss
Hey, there, Rick. Suit a nice monkey I almost didn't even realize this place.
- Slightly lift your face. - Can I drink beer?
Hey, Villagers, why don't you be macho man...
and cut some lime?
Hello, foreigners
You clean pretty well, Rambis.
Thank you. You look amazing.
Thank you. Will you dance?
Sure.
You don't wear underwear
You can't with this dress.
Your reason is better than me.
Beloved.
I need to borrow Fred Astaire here for a hot minute.
The dance with Tito is there. He likes boogie.
- Hi, John! - Hi, boy
And then I sneak in, and...
What did they do to the bar?
How can you enter?
The back door is not locked.
There will be some big changes on the mountain...
As soon as I get to the driver's seat.
But I want you to know that I want you to stay on...
and run daily operations...
and become a new manager from Snownook
Are you serious?
Of course I'm serious. This is your contract Take it.
- That's a big number. - Not bad.
But as a new manager...
all of my friends can stay on board, right?
You encourage hard bargaining, kid, but the deal is complete.
Thank you, John.
Don't thank you You deserve it.
Welcome to the team, pard.
You're good.
You play with...
I will take Kung Fu and kick your ass.
We will have a party in our place
We don't need them crap shmancy...
and their blue rope.
What's wrong?
What happened here?
If you are not on the list...
nothing is wrong I can do it for you, friend.
Ladies, how are you?
- I'm good. - Mind if we join you?
Not all of them. Come on, have fun.
I like that. Come on, man. Give me a break What's the matter?
Are you from here?
OK, then $ 40. All locals are free. Come on.
Let me get a portion of it.
Applause!
Woman, you lose.
Greet the new manager... from the mountain.
You're straight
Come here!
Hey, everybody!
Cut the music!
Pen Pig, put him down!
Our friend Rick Rambis is small...
is a new manager mountain, you guys!
And you are all fired! Every one of you
Did you say that? I have to kiss your ass now?
As long as you shave.
- What is shaving? - my ass Hey, boss, I'll call you sick tomorrow, okay
- Hey, congratulations, boss! - Thank you.
Pay attention to your hand, mister.
I can sue you for sexual abuse now.
I'll give me a few.
Look, only because I'm your boss...
does not mean something changes between us, okay
Is that a good thing or a bad thing
He has a fiance, Rick.
I know.
Look, your personal life is none of my business...
but I don't want to make a habit...
be yours little shoulder to cry, okay?
Listen, I know I'm just...
Yes. Go away. Get out of here.
Can I talk to you?
What I have to say is actually not will take a lot of time
I have practiced.
Anna, I love you
Rick, don't
Seeing, I won't lose you again.
Not for Barry, not for anyone.
I want to fight for you.
And I think that you have to tell Barry...
everything has ended between you two
You really don't make it My life is easy, you know that?
I'm not an easy person.
You are there! Enter into. You look beautiful tonight...
I want to see If you want to dance.
Come on. Not you. He is wearing a white tuxedo.
No, no.
Beautiful.
Why, they are dirty little bastard
I know it sucks...
that they damage city and everything...
but this is the best vanilla latte...
I have had all my life You can actually feel it this vanilla bean...
I don't like coffee.
Rick, check, the doctor entered
This shows time, baby, come on!
So, you girls like Porsches?
Then.
Let's kick the ass!
No, let's handle ourselves like adults Become an adult about this.
Adults kick other adult donkeys all the time.
Rick, this is Barry
Give me a second here.
I have a second thought about kicking this man's ass.
God.
First floor, Alaska.
What's up, guys Nice to meet you.
Anna has told me much about you
Who is Casanova's jacuzzi?
That's it there!
They call him who...
- Thank you, Stumpy. - No problem!
Take this twice a day...
and you will return on the plate in a short time.
Will this make it bigger?
That would be nice.
So, are you, like, a man paralyzed?
No. I'm just a really lazy person.
That happened in the X Games several years ago.
Stacks to the fence. Pretty messy.
They show the clip on ESPN at any time.
On the intro for "Sports Bloopers"?
- Are you dude? - I'm that person
Nice to meet you. I delete it all the time.
Since I was little...
I also want to be good a doctor or a blooper...
so it's basically a win-win for me except now I can't feel my legs.
Pen Pig, what are you doing?
He doesn't feel it.
So, anyway, what is it? does a man have to do...
Actually, I will follow for you later I have to... love to meet you My bar used to be, but they took it.
They have wine, if they want wine.
What?
Staff room, now, or more help me, I will get...
You don't even have it To say it, Eric. I know.
Come on. Let's move.
Have a little surprise for you boys
Anthony, Luke, Pierre...
Pierre? Your name is Pierre
The department is really upset.
He thinks you all are totally incompetent He didn't give me a choice. You were fired.
Effective immediately. Forgive me.
I am right I have nothing against you...
But either this, or he won't buy a mountain
Muntz! How can you do this?
I mean, this is all we have
What will Pierre do? He is very stupid.
And you will take sides with the Majors...
who called you a rebel to your face
We say things like that too, but don't get to your face And do you know why? We are your friends You bring this to yourself
Hot tub, drug test...
You're disturbing all cities
Now... you didn't help me out, and now I can't help you out.
I'm sorry.
Knock, tap.
Hey, Rick. Welcome to the winning team.
You have a little gift. I will see you out there.
Hey, thank you very much.
"Hey, Rick. Welcome to the winning team.
"Have a little gift. I'll see you out there."
Those bastards
We rule.
I'm sorry, guys My dad can be annoying, I know...
but not as you get for choosing your parents Burnin is needed '.
What will we do now?
I'm not good at anything else.
I'm not good at this, whatever this is...
but at least That's normal for me.
I can fly you guys to Anchorage if you want.
You can take a vehicle from anywhere to anywhere
Look, if it's worse it comes worse...
Our uncle works for one in Nome, and we will be great at that.
Pen Pig, you're burning
People on oil rigs get put a lot, right?
On their breaks occasionally...
of their 19 hours of work in the freezing winter...
yes, they are laid all the time, Pen Pig.
Alright, I'm going down.
I entered
We have to go and say goodbye to Rick.
He knows that we will go...
then he will throw everything away
So... we have to do respectful things...
and steal some road signs...
and leave the city with the tail between our legs.
Oh, my God, friend.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know where to start.
Since they took it my bar moved away from me...
I already did it thinking a lot
Drink a lot and think a lot.
one by one...
and I think it's because of for the fact that I...
I don't know how to say it. I am...
Gay?
What?
Gay?
Come on, guys!
Batting October for other teams?
Lance, everyone knows. No one cares.
It's okay. You know? I mean...
If you are not gay, You will be a very strange man.
Very.
Come on.
I will only say that I was adopted, but...
because we have this conversation...
Hey, Rick, he looks good. Money suits you
Thank you, Mr. Majors.
Mr. Majors? What happened to John?
After all, You are now a family.
And it's not fake Majors Resort "family"...
what I said at the minimum bet they entered too.
Where are all my friends?
They leave, Rick. Business 101
Listen, I help me.
Look, those people are just dead dead Now you can run this place for your full potential You will make a cargo ship. Maybe you will marry my daughter.
I have work to do.
Get the statue from here!
This one weighs a ton!
Who is this guy?
What is...
Mountain bull Don't go changin '!
Get the sign straight, guys!
I'm out!
That's a $ 300 hat, bitch!
I can't believe I'm so stupid!
Rick! Gosh, I've been searching everywhere for you Barry is flying his people to Anchorage
- What do you mean? - They leave, Rick Come on.
I always want to become a flight attendant You showed the film today
This is not "Life," right?
Are you just leaving?
You can join us if you want.
You will not throw your life down the tube...
only because we are incompetent You were born to run this mountain
This is what you want to do. You live, period
I appreciate that, I really did it, but I just stopped.
In this case, go up.
We have plenty of room for you If we throw one of the barrels.
You can't go
Bull Mountain is not just our work, this is our home Not really. You have seen what they have done to that place
We are not locals anymore... them.
Snownook is not our city, Rick.
Bull Mountain, it's our city
Technically, it belongs to Eskimos...
but we stole it fair and square.
They are right, Rick. Bull Mountain no longer exists They even tore the statue of Papa Muntz.
What?
You remember Papa Muntz's last baked bread...
right before he died?
No. Remind me.
He raised his beer, he saw on the mountain he loved...
and he said, "Don't go change."
His last words are from Billy Joel's song?
"Don't go change."
Bull Mountain is our home...
and I say, Let's do something about it
This is our home!
- Let's do something! - This is our city!
You have a plan
I entered
- Me too. - Same here.
Let's do it.
- Let's do it. Come on. - Take out your bag.
I go down, but if we stay...
I have some unfinished business to take care of!
I have never been a man with words...
but there is something I have to say to you
Inga, I already loved you the first time I saw you...
and I love you more - anyone who has ever loved women...
that he never was really talked to
I'll only offer this once.
Inga, will you...
having sex with me No one will urinate schtepfather me more.
Let's do it.
All right, friend, you know what to do.
It's time to destroy this small celebration !
Let's go. Come on, guys. OK.
Anthony, come on. What are you doing?
What?
It's time to get Back to the board, man.
Welcome, friends and investors.
We might be 10,000 feet above sea level...
But this is the ground floor You entered today.
Ground floor of a dream.
Now, with my signature and your money...
we can make this dream come true.
Yes sir. The future is ours.
Only one is beautiful...
state-of-the-art ride the gondola away. Hit that!
I thought I fired your ass!
Inga, wear your clothes!
You're the same as your mother Guys, if this will happen Alright, let's count.
Stay low, don't hit children, and most importantly...
- don't sit - Why not?
Because we do this Papa Muntz style, baby
Release them
Come on, let's go!
Luke, if you want to do respect, please
Everyone, pants at half mast.
Let's put Papa Muntz back into place.
Okay then. One two Three!
Four...
five...
Sorry about that, folks.
I guarantee everything is completely controlled Everything is fine!
Duck!
what's the matter Captain Cripple here?
What?
Lock him on the Humvee until he leaves
Nineteen
Twenty.
Come on, honey. Twenty-one.
Don't touch me!
You better learn some manners, little women.
Enter!
- So what's up? - guarding assignment
Everything is fine!
Afternoon, everyone
Rick, you jerk!
Get out of the way!
Stop! Thief!
Hey, stop those people!
Take those people out of here! A group of losers!
What is it is she there?
Wait!
Dirt!
How is that irony?
Come on!
I'm your father GOOD. Whatever.
Leave! Get out of here!
Alright. My signal...
let go of hell Wait! Don't go
So there are some bad apples!
So my daughter is a prostitute! This is an agreement!
Hey, come on, kids.
Come on... play safe, okay?
Is that a bottle
- Want to ride a car? - Where are we going?
We're out of here
Wait a minute.
Do you want me? I come!
Father...
You will be restored to your right place Why did you take me around this way?
Because you ride that plane
- I don't understand - Come on.
I'll stay here, so your father doesn't know where you go
Wait! Last night you said...
Listen, last night we both said many things.
Some of them are right, most of them are not...
but I think about it, and that all adds up to one thing...
You are on the plane where you are... with Barry
Listen, we will always have Pedro O'Horny, right?
We have lost it until you come here
Leave.
Thank you, Rick.
Think it's funny, hindering?
Damn, what is that?
Are I, or even you fighting? like retard?
Do it! Call me retard one more time!
- Retard! - I hate you!
Oh, you can't to heaven above rollers Because you will roll past...
Ride, Papa!
You're big lug!
This is how you pay me?
What do you have to say yourself?
I have one thing to say to you
Lower our mountain, jerk!
Okay, alright. You win. I will go.
But first, I will mock your ass!
Bring, big man!
Papa Muntz!
Cursing! What is that?
That's my father!
Searching! Watch out!
Stop!
Helping!
Let me go!
Help me!
Stop!
Where is Anna?
Where is your boot
Let's drink. Come on.
Good work, Lance.
Hey, fellas!
Take a look!
Isn't that Anthony?
Speech!
Hot slut with breasts.
Lance, you don't have to do that again, friend.
Oh sorry.
Difficult habits disappear.
I love men!
Lance, you don't have to do that too.
Who wants me?
Helping! Slowing down? Short stack Anyone?
Man, do you have to be proud?
- So, have you ever missed him? - Who?
That is the correct answer.
I see...
Do you want to drink with me later?
You have to try It's much harder than that, Ricky.
You know, everything works...
good enough for our friend here, on Bull Mountain.
Rick and Jenny
Yes, they gathered, and then some!
Two cute kids like that...
they can do mighty good with each other.
Anyone who has ever told you that money won't buy you love...
hell, they never existed to Reno
I'm at the buffet table.
This gal appears to me, and I flash them on the screen...
and we go right to his hotel room...
Now that's a car.
This is good.
You're pretty good at that, kid.
I'm a genius.
Actually he is Mr. Mankowicz, but you can call me...
Set!
Who is under my desk?
Who installed the farting machine under my desk?
This uniform makes me angry.
This uniform really cramps me Hardy Boys.
That's not a mystery.
This outfit is strangling me...
Lance, can I drink it for...
Cutting!
Are we still making this film?
Are we done with this nonsense?
Currently the country goes from the gold standard...
Your paper is paper, is okay 'more than paper...
You go talk to Alan Greenspan!
I swear to God, he ran away from this country!