1 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:46,677 You don't like me because I don't sign autographs. 2 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:50,806 You don't like me because I don't smile for the camera. 3 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,985 You don't like me because I don't suck up to the press. 4 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,919 You don't like me because I make a lot of money. 5 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:03,461 But you love me. 6 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:08,695 Because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. 7 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,604 [Crowd cheering] 8 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:16,936 ANNOUNCER: We're back in Milwaukee, 9 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,671 and the sound you hear reverberating 10 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,771 across the cities and farms of the great state of Wisconsin 11 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,442 is the roar of the Brewer faithful 12 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,612 for their longtime hero, Stan Ross. 13 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:31,818 And here he comes with that trademark arrogant scowl. 14 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:36,955 2,999 hits to date in his illustrious career. 15 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:40,056 Will this at-bat, July 29, 1995, 16 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,533 against the rookie right-hander Billy Earll, 17 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,366 be the historic moment 18 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,498 when Ross joins only 20 other major leaguers 19 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,702 in that elite 3,000-hit club? 20 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,642 [Cheering] 21 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,374 Stan. 22 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,349 You're gonna be the best-looking cat in the Hall of Fame, 23 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,908 that's for doggone sure. 24 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:00,851 Yo, scrub! 25 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,481 You want my autograph now or after I make history? 26 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,115 You ain't getting this hit off me. 27 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:07,319 This is gonna be your one career highlight. 28 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,259 You're gonna be a game-show answer. 29 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,422 Well, I'll take "Kiss my Ass" for $ 1,000. 30 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,159 Make it 3,000. 31 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,928 You hear that language on that rookie? 32 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,162 Kiss my ass. 33 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,498 How about you, Ernie? 34 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,232 You're gonna tell me to kiss your ass, too? 35 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,273 Why don't you suck my... 36 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,205 I'll show you what kiss my ass look like. 37 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,766 I'll show him. I'll put up this... 38 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,779 [Jeering] 39 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:33,014 Damn it, Joe! He know better than to get me pissed off! 40 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,553 ANNOUNCER: No pitcher wants to be the one 41 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,851 that gives up that 3,000th base hit. 42 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,788 Clearly Earll just sent that message. 43 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,850 A purpose pitch to get Ross angry. 44 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,521 Come on, this is the one. You know what I'm talking about! 45 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,225 Hope he trips and breaks his leg. 46 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,913 - Uhh! - ANNOUNCER: Oh, my! 47 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,045 It's a vicious line drive off Earll's... 48 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,089 Well, it's a bell-ringing base hit. 49 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,988 That's what it is. 50 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,259 Stan Ross is safe at first. 51 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,090 Hey, Coach, get me that ball. 52 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,828 That's the ball that got me to the Hall of Fame. 53 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,959 - You want this ball, Ross? - Yeah. Thanks, man. 54 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,333 There goes your damn ball. 55 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,440 You see that, Coach? 56 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,271 You see what he just did? 57 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,402 He threw my Hall of Fame ball in the stands. 58 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:33,503 What's your problem? 59 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,514 - Back up. Back up. - Move, man! 60 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,641 You be out when I get back, or someone will have to pull 61 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,846 a piece of baseball history out the crack of your ass! 62 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,288 - What you looking at? - Make a move. 63 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,449 Okay, I'll shrink your big ass. 64 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:46,753 You'll get some, too. 65 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,193 You saw what he did, Coach. 66 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:50,855 All right, guys. 67 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,523 That ain't gonna mean nothing. 68 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,157 Get back in. 69 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:57,129 Who got my ball? Open that gate. 70 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,729 All right! He's coming on up. 71 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,140 - Hey, congratulations, Stan! - [Laughing] 72 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,476 - [Laughing stops] - Give me my ball. 73 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,640 - What? - WOMAN: What'd he say? 74 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,980 Give me my 3,000-hit ball. 75 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,316 Don't look at your daddy. Give me my ball! 76 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:15,786 Whoa, make him a trade at least. 77 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,824 Give him your cap or an autographed bat. 78 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,552 - I'm not trading him! - Hey, whoa! 79 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,288 What the... Are you all right, pal? 80 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,489 Why don't you take his cotton candy while you're at it? 81 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,158 Were you glad to get number 3,000 here in Milwaukee? 82 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:30,260 Sure. You ask any of the all-time greats, man. 83 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,828 We all got a special connection with our hometown fans. 84 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,100 What connection did you make 85 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,404 with that kid who caught the ball tonight? 86 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:38,302 What you talkin' about? 87 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,642 People in that section say you threatened him. 88 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,841 I gave him good advice. 89 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,941 What the hell wrong with you people? 90 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,918 I just became a legend like Willie Mays, 91 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,251 Stan Musial, and Carl Yastrzemski. 92 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,790 Y'all gonna try to speak on something negative? 93 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:54,190 That's what I'm talkin' about. That's why I'm quittin'. 94 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,353 - What? - What? 95 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,123 What do you mean, quitting? 96 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,529 Quittin'. I'm done. 97 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:00,998 Hangin' it up. 98 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:06,334 Now that I got this, I ain't playin' no more. 99 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:09,398 And that means no more talking to you stank-ass reporters. 100 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,602 - Excuse me? - That's right. 101 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,269 I'm talking to you. 102 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,778 And I said "stank-ass." 103 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,906 Why now with the Brewers still in the race? 104 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,609 Couldn't you wait until after the season? 105 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,242 I'd have quit last season if I didn't think 106 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,719 you were gonna try to block me from the Hall of Fame. 107 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,757 But it don't matter 'cause I got mine. 108 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,087 3,000. 109 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,253 Like it or not, I'm a certified immortal. 110 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:33,231 And there ain't nothin' you sons of bitches can do about it. 111 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:34,926 Nothin'. 112 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,939 ANNOUNCER: Attention, all Milwaukee leprechauns. 113 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,873 STAN: Hey, all you Milwaukee leprechauns. 114 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,172 This is St. Patty's Day. 115 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:50,615 Get your shamrock groove on at Stan Ross' Mr. 3000 Sports Bar, 116 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,778 located on Peacock Street in Waukesha County. 117 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,186 We got 3,000 different kind of beers. 118 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:59,657 We got Wild Irish Rose and anything that you might want. 119 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:02,251 But wait. There's more. 120 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,126 You want to get that heavy vibration 121 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,722 from that special someone? 122 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,292 Get your page on at 3000 Beeps. 123 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:15,732 Get your hair dyed, fried, and laid to the side at 3000 Cuts. 124 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,909 Knickknack patty-whack, get your dog a bone. 125 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,244 And get your woof on at 3000 Paws. 126 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:26,980 Get your Szechuan feast on at 3000 Woks. 127 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:33,014 Bring the whole family down to Mr. 3000 Shopping Center. 128 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,597 STAN: First year, I was 150 votes short. 129 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:40,792 Come here. 130 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:44,835 Second year, I was less than 50 and so on. 131 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,931 Last year, I was just 4 votes away. 132 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,441 Sportswriters hate me. 133 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,500 But my numbers don't lie. 134 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:55,674 I got 3,000 up there, one for each one of my hits. 135 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,182 They gotta let me in. 136 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,718 It's my year, and everybody knows it. 137 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,219 What about him? 138 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,550 Who's that? 139 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,882 You know who that is. 140 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,324 That's T-Rex Pennebaker. 141 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:09,521 Best player on the Brewers. 142 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,564 T-Rex Pennebaker ain't nothin'. 143 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:14,225 I don't even know why you bother learning his name, 144 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,531 especially what you got in front of you, a living legend. 145 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,628 A certified immortal. 146 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:21,003 And I know you don't know a lot of immortals. 147 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,406 [Laughs] Hey, easy, old man. 148 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:24,807 Old man? 149 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:28,575 What you mean is "aged," like U.S.D.A. Beef. 150 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,343 It's what's for dinner. 151 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,850 Not on my plate. 152 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,250 - No? - No. 153 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,914 Monstrous. 154 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,088 Just ain't like the old days, huh, Boca? 155 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,561 Mnh-mnh. 156 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,761 - Wow. - Spring training. 157 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,734 You can practically smell the grass, can't you? 158 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,930 Can't say I can, man. 159 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,836 What, you don't miss it? 160 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:55,899 Miss it? 161 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:57,903 Nah. 162 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:00,675 Nah. 163 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:06,882 Stan didn't make many friends when he was playing here. 164 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,046 He wasn't very good with the press. 165 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,215 We invited him to Old-timers' Day 166 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,815 every year since he retired. 167 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:13,916 That's nine years. 168 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,861 And he never RS VP'd once. 169 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,797 He might not want to do this, you know what I'm saying? 170 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,527 No. What are you saying? 171 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:25,731 I'm just saying, "Stan Ross Day." 172 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,796 Retire his number. 173 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,066 The fans, man. 174 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,679 [Crowd cheering] 175 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,308 Did he go for it? 176 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,254 Did you hit him with the fans bit? 177 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,417 How about where you say you didn't know if I would do it? 178 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:49,155 Boca, I swear, when you get to going, 179 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,163 you can talk a stripe off a zebra. 180 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,095 Monstrous. 181 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:59,500 MAN: And welcome to beautiful Miller Park. 182 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:04,032 Ladies and gentlemen, we're here today to retire number 21, 183 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,568 worn by one of the Brewers' all-time greats. 184 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,877 Seven times an All-Star, 185 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:14,113 a member of that exclusive 3,000-base-hit club, 186 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:17,953 the Wizard of Wood, the Count of Contact, 187 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,787 and the King of the Swing, 188 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:24,421 Milwaukee's own Mr. 3000, Stan Ross! 189 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,131 Wow! 190 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,874 Damn! 191 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,037 I still look good. 192 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,166 He hasn't lost his touch, has he? 193 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:06,672 And joining us today to pay tribute to Stan, 194 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:12,974 let's welcome former teammate Bill "Big Horse" Berelli. 195 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,145 Who? 196 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,614 I think he played with you a couple of months in '79. 197 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,745 He was a middle reliever. 198 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,686 What happened to Paul Molitor, man? 199 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,224 Robin Yount? Cecil Cooper? What happened to them? 200 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,351 They declined. 201 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,692 We're lucky we got him. 202 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:33,960 You know, a lot of people said that Stan 203 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,160 only looked out for himself. 204 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,636 That he wasn't a team player. 205 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:43,472 But I'm here to tell you that if you get 3,000 hits, 206 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,238 you don't have to be a team player. 207 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,243 What? 208 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,873 If you have a lifetime .314 average, 209 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,543 you don't have to be a good guy. 210 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,884 If you lead the league in batting for three years, 211 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:59,083 you can be the biggest jerk in the world. 212 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,956 - [Crowd booing] - [Laughing] 213 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,689 He laughin', man. He laughin'. 214 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:08,689 So on behalf of all of us who played alongside of you, 215 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,827 congratulations. 216 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,136 Go on, go on, man. You can't help me now. 217 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,335 Also here with us today, you remember him well, 218 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,571 number 8, Anthony Carter. 219 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,171 All right, come on. Tell them like it is, Boca. 220 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,375 Come on, baby. Now we're talkin'. 221 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,517 Me and Stan were teammates. 222 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,251 Man, could he hit the ball. 223 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,626 Tell 'em, baby. 224 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,597 And I loved him for that. 225 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,497 I love you more. 226 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,935 [Light applause] 227 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,202 That's it? I'm trying to get enshrined. 228 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,303 That's it? Man, y'all killin' me, man. 229 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,438 All right, Milwaukee, 230 00:11:55,515 --> 00:12:00,817 let's hear it for our Brewers' own Stan Ross! 231 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,996 Thank you so much. 232 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,930 First, I want to thank you, Mr. Schembri, 233 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,628 and the entire Milwaukee Brewers organization. 234 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:21,436 And to my main man, my best friend, Boca Carter. 235 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:25,509 And to you, Old Donkey. 236 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,603 - Big Horse! - Whatever! 237 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,944 But most of all, I want to thank you-all. 238 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,677 The fans. 239 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,311 You were always there for me. 240 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:38,118 And I know for a fact, if it was up to you, 241 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,388 I'd have been in the Hall of Fame a long time ago. 242 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,625 But unfortunately, it's up to a bunch of sportswriters. 243 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,188 [Booing] 244 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,361 Some metalhead half-asses. 245 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,199 How the hell do you bat 3,000 246 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,536 and not be selected into the Hall of Fame? 247 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,167 - What type of bullshit is that? - [Feedback] 248 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,635 Let me tell you something. 249 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,840 You-all believed in me when I was at my best. 250 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,475 You-all believed in me when I was at my worst. 251 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:09,680 You, the fans! 252 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,087 [Cheers and applause] 253 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,421 That's why I know for a fact 254 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:19,898 I can depend on you-all to bring me, Stan Ross, to Cooperstown. 255 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,891 I can hear you say "Stan!" 256 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,162 CROWD: Stan! 257 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,760 Say "Stan Ross"! 258 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,168 Stan Ross! 259 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,228 Stan Ross! 260 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,535 Stan Ross! 261 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,575 He's the boss! 262 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,768 He's the boss! 263 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,333 Say "Hall of Fame"! 264 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,379 Hall of Fame! 265 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,243 It's a damn shame! 266 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,510 Over here, say, "Hell, yeah"! 267 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,777 Hell, yeah! 268 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,216 Say, "Hell, yeah"! 269 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,446 Hell, yeah! 270 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,715 Say, "You're the man"! 271 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:43,721 You're the man! 272 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,451 Let me hear it again! 273 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,583 You're the man! 274 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,650 - They love me. - You're the man! 275 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:52,220 [Cheering and chanting] 276 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,680 You got a minute? 277 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:18,985 Hang on. What? 278 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,083 You know how when we think somebody's gonna be voted in, 279 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,252 we run the numbers. 280 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,262 Every win, every home run, every hit? 281 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:24,989 Yeah. 282 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,998 We were running that for Stan Ross. 283 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,432 A list of every one of his 3,000 hits. 284 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,333 - There's an error. - One of the hits was an error? 285 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:35,101 No, all the hits were hits. There just aren't 3,000 of them. 286 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,605 Okay. Start over. 287 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:41,169 Okay, there was a game in May 1982 that was called for curfew. 288 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,444 When they finished in August, the hits were recorded twice. 289 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,111 Once in May, once in August. 290 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,120 Stan Ross had three hits in that game. 291 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,679 That means that three of the hits don't count. 292 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,693 - So you're telling me... - Stan Ross, Mr. 3000, 293 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:58,288 - has only 2,997 hits. - 2,997 hits. 294 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:01,424 As Yahko tried to escape across the rope bridge, 295 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:05,232 he realized that he was trapped by both sides 296 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:09,570 by the dreaded, evil boars. 297 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,509 Yahko knew his only hope was to do the unthinkable, 298 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,480 and that was to jump far, far below 299 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,245 into the raging, raging river. 300 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,945 Hold on, kids. 301 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,317 Hello? 302 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:23,978 Hey... 303 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,024 Hey, man, the press is eating it up. 304 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,787 What happens to Yahko? 305 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,418 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 306 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,520 - What happened to Yahko? - What? 307 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,695 - What happened to Yahko? - What happened to Yahko? 308 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,326 Shut up! 309 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,270 BO Y: I can't believe you said that. 310 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,834 2,997? 311 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,103 Man, that's bullshit! 312 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,769 - Oh, Mr. Ross. - CHILDREN: Ooh! 313 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,609 - Please, the children. - Man, hell with the kids! 314 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,148 Yahko's dead! 315 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:54,676 SCOTT: The Hall of Fame vote is in, and Stan Ross is not. 316 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,449 The always-controversial ex-Brewer 317 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,582 had slowly crept to within four votes of enshrinement, 318 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:03,891 but this time finished 147 votes shy, 319 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,555 following a correction in the record books 320 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,397 that left him three hits short of the magical 3,000. 321 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,027 - Stan's gonna wait - Turn it off. 322 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,402 Till next year to wait till next life. 323 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,736 From the green... 324 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,851 I can't let them do it to me. 325 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,579 I can't let them take away my legacy. 326 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,255 Watch me! 327 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,191 Watch me! 328 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,758 I got it 329 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,098 Watch me! 330 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,269 I got it, hey! 331 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,177 You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. 332 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,440 I got somethin' that teiis me 333 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,108 You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. 334 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,016 I got soui, and i'm super bad 335 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,782 You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. 336 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,720 I got soui 337 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,623 And i'm super bad 338 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,720 i got it, hey! 339 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,230 I'm back! 340 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,963 The King with the Swing, the right arm they call "The Gun," 341 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,334 Stan Ross. 342 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,804 Nitroglycerin himself. 343 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:21,965 Number 21, 344 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,306 the man with sweetest swing in the major league, is back. 345 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,642 [Slurring] You gotta be joking. 346 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,805 How old are you? 347 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,143 50? 348 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,013 47 and getting younger. 349 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,484 That's why I love you, man. 350 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:39,823 Man, what the hell? What's your damn problem, man? 351 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:44,261 That was 4/10 of a second. 352 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,991 That's how much time you have 353 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,329 after the ball leaves the pitcher's hand 354 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,495 to decide whether it's a fastball, a split-finger. 355 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,596 Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 356 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,198 What you know about the game? You played in the majors? 357 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,333 Figures. He's drunk. 358 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,436 No, I've just been a Brewers fan my whole life 359 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:06,076 while you treated the team and the fans and the city like dirt. 360 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,783 Yo, Boca, get this man another bottle. 361 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,794 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 362 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,955 - I want you to try it again. - What? 363 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,397 'Cause last time I wasn't standing at the plate. 364 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,230 Come on, try it again. 365 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,462 Yeah. 366 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,013 Boca. See that? 367 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,676 Three more of these. 368 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:40,912 Three more hits. 369 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:45,151 As I said before, Stan Ross is back. 370 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,089 Better talk to him, Boca. 371 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:53,195 Ladies and gentlemen, number 21, the great, the fantastic, 372 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,197 Mr. Incredible. 373 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,324 Stan. 374 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,665 MAN: I thought when we retired his number, 375 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,762 we wouldn't have to see that prick anymore. 376 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,774 MAN #2: He's a senior citizen. Do you think I want him here? 377 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,003 And he hasn't played the game in nine years. 378 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,443 It's not like we're in the American League anymore, 379 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,504 so he's gotta play the field. 380 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,018 Can he even handle first base at his age, let alone hit? 381 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,882 Fellas. 382 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:20,221 We are in fifth place, and we are not drawing flies. 383 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,625 And we've got two very long months ahead of us. 384 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,460 The biggest crowd we've had all year 385 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,524 was the day we retired Stan's number. 386 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,399 Now, we give him a physical. 387 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,803 Give him a month to get in shape. 388 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,808 Then after that September roster expansion, 389 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,811 if he's up to it, we put him in the lineup. 390 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,810 Bo, all I need is a bat. 391 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,315 That's it, baby. 392 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,315 Look at him. 393 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,046 He ain't got no waist on him. He got nothin'. 394 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,984 - Stan Ross. - Hey. 395 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,582 Eddie Richling. I'm the conditioning coach. 396 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,791 He here to carry you home? 397 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,330 The only thing Boca gonna carry is my plaque. 398 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,559 - That's why I love you. - I love you more. 399 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,000 Is that right? How many push-ups can you do? 400 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,264 One arm or two? 401 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,805 Well, I'll tell you what, last time I counted, 402 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,068 what was it, about 40, 50? 403 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:15,673 I got 5 bucks in my pocket says you can't give me 10. 404 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,238 That's easy money. Back up, man. 405 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,012 - You better help your boy down. - He didn't help me in. 406 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,717 Come on, let's see what you got. 407 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,827 Okay, well, that's one. 408 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,460 How many is that? 409 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,970 Oh, I don't know. I'd say 40, 50. 410 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,267 That's four. 411 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,831 Come on, Stan. You got this one. 412 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,974 Oh, oh! Your knee touched, man. 413 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,516 - That's a girl push-up. - You see my knee touch? 414 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,643 Well, it might have, yeah. 415 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,483 But who said girl push-ups don't count? 416 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,284 Yeah, who said girl push-ups don't count? 417 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,757 How you want to pay me, cash or check? 418 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,394 Oh, look at them arms starting to shake. 419 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,593 Come on. 420 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,158 Come on. 421 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,065 Aah! Oof! 422 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,665 Okay, Stan, now you ready to get started for real? 423 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,838 Man, what type of shit is this? 424 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,006 Hydrostatic weighing. 425 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:26,609 It's how we determine how much body fat you really have. 426 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,176 I don't need my balls washed to tell you how much I weigh. 427 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,483 Hold your breath, Stan. 428 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,922 This ain't nothin' but a Southern baptism. 429 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,983 It's called modern technology, Stan. 430 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,688 Recently, the Brewers have incorporated new methods 431 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,459 of training into their exercise regimen. 432 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,728 We're gonna get you started on this bad boy. 433 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,964 - Look at this. - Mm-hmm. 434 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,629 This looks like some punishment. 435 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,037 Actually, it's very gentle. 436 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,700 It's called Pilates. 437 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:51,606 Pi-what? 438 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,042 Breathe in. 439 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,307 Okay, feel the extensors now. 440 00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,181 I feel like Flipper. 441 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,652 B, that's what I'm talkin' about. 442 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:06,589 I'm gonna start off real light, about 463. 443 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,093 You can throw 463 on if you want to, chicken chest, 444 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,629 but your equipment is right over there. 445 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,429 Remember what I told you. Keep that ass up. 446 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,435 All right, push! 447 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,027 Whoa, where you going? 448 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,162 Is this a joke? 449 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,571 It's only a joke if you think weak abs are funny. 450 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,006 Feel it in your lats? 451 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,510 You ask me about my lats. Yeah, I feel it. 452 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,376 My spine and my butt, too. 453 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:29,937 Push it! Push it! Push it! 454 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,074 - Come on! - Aah! 455 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:36,178 It's fun to stay at the Y.M. C.A. 456 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:41,022 It's fun to stay at the Y.M. C.A. 457 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,790 They have everything for young men to enjoy 458 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,958 You can hang out with aii the boys 459 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,332 Whoa, where you going? Get back here. 460 00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:54,668 It's fun to stay at the Y.M. C.A. 461 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,332 Whoo! Yeah! 462 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:59,969 You can get yourseif ciean, you can have a good meai 463 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,310 You can do whatever you feei 464 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,145 Stand up. 465 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,309 Sit down. 466 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,682 Come on, now up. 467 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,744 42. 468 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,255 43. 469 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,587 Look at this boy go. Look at your boy. 470 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,149 - What's your name? - Stan Ross. 471 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,717 - Tell 'em your name. - Stan Ross. 472 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,262 - Who are you? - Stan Ross! 473 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,922 - Louder! - They call me the boss. 474 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,762 - Who? - 'Cause I pay the cost. 475 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:25,531 - Why? - 'Cause I'm Stan Ross! 476 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:30,172 You can get yourseif ciean, you can have a good meai 477 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,039 You can do whatever... 478 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,671 So, tomorrow, man, you ready? 479 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,875 Game's changed a lot since we last played. 480 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,714 I still see the ball. I still hit the ball. 481 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,344 All day. 482 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,681 But I do miss playin'. 483 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,587 I know I always said I didn't, but I do. 484 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,026 Ain't nothin' like hittin' in the major leagues. 485 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,925 Bein' a part of that great tradition. 486 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,565 I never felt that type of respect 487 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:02,573 that I felt on the ball field. 488 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,541 That kind of attention. 489 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,837 Oh, shoot, that reminds me. 490 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,408 You got a call this afternoon. 491 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,475 Some ad-agency guy from New York. 492 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:15,884 Endorsement? 493 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,252 Was it Reebok? 494 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,988 It's not Reebok. 495 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,890 Adidas or Nike? 496 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,987 Viagra. 497 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,331 What? 498 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:30,163 Viagra, man. You'd be the spokesman. 499 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:33,398 I ain't gonna be no damn spokesman for no Viagra. 500 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:36,570 I can still swing my bat, Bo. 501 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,673 SCHEMBRI: Are we ready to roll here? 502 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:44,015 Okay, the Milwaukee Brewers 503 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:48,179 are pleased to be able to help a member of the Brewer family 504 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:51,120 reclaim his rightful place in baseball history. 505 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:54,682 So it is with great pride that I introduce to you 506 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:59,356 the once and future Mr. 3000, Stan Ross. 507 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,659 Thank you. 508 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:08,302 Thank you, Mr. Schembri, and the Milwaukee Brewers organization. 509 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,035 And I promise, it won't be like last time 510 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,303 when I'm in front of the microphone 511 00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:13,777 with all that cussin' and shit, you know? 512 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,471 - Hey, Stan. - Yes? 513 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:18,812 Is this only about getting back to 3,000 hits, 514 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,079 or do you believe you can help make the Brewers 515 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,586 more competitive on the field? 516 00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,588 How could I not make them more competitive? 517 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,214 Let me be a little polite here. 518 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,316 The Milwaukee Brewers are weak. 519 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,294 - MAN: Here we go. - Who they got? 520 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:34,230 They're a Little League team. You all know it. They need me. 521 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,735 How do you think you'll adjust to the contemporary game? 522 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,163 You ever heard of Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes? 523 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,604 Earth, Wind & Fire? 524 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,267 Some things just always play well. 525 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:46,641 A little "old school" is what this team needs. 526 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,839 - You nervous? - What if you don't hit? 527 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:49,972 What's that? 528 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,415 I said, "What if you don't hit?" 529 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:54,850 If all this talk is just talk 530 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,081 and it becomes obvious you're hurting the team, 531 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,522 will you take yourself out of the lineup? 532 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:00,853 I said I'm gonna hit. 533 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,156 When I say I'm gonna do something, I do it. 534 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,820 That's not always how it works. 535 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,296 Well, it is for me. 536 00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:08,333 Not the way I remember. 537 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,096 Maybe you remember something you thought I said I was gonna do, 538 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,569 but didn't say I was gonna do it, 539 00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:16,039 'cause I cold-blood do everything I say I'm gonna do. 540 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,372 [Laughs] Is that the way you were raised? 541 00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:20,639 Straight up and down, like 6:00. 542 00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:23,613 So what does your mama think about this comeback foolishness? 543 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:25,445 Why are we getting on this Mama stuff? 544 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,075 Okay, that's it for today, folks. 545 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:28,676 Thank you very much. 546 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:30,715 MAN: Just get one more question. 547 00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:32,279 Get in line. 548 00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:35,553 You really nailed him on that one. 549 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:38,154 Maureen. 550 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,663 Hey. 551 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,665 What you doing here? 552 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,566 What do you think? I'm covering the story for ESPN. 553 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:46,729 Uh-huh. Why you, though? 554 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,569 [Scoffs] They sent me. 555 00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:51,836 Just by chance, you ain't here to see me? 556 00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,844 No, I'm on assignment. 557 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:57,370 They asked me to cover a story, so I'm covering it, period. 558 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:01,951 I'll see you at the ball park. 559 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,881 Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo. Wait, wait. 560 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:08,056 How about an exclusive? 561 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,857 See? 562 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:13,956 You and me? 563 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:16,023 Huh? [Laughing] 564 00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:21,471 You think you'll get three hits in your first three at-bats 565 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,303 and get this thing over with? 566 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,969 Come on, Mo, I'm 47 years old. 567 00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:30,708 It'll probably take me maybe four at-bats. 568 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:35,920 You're one of a kind, Stan Ross. Thank you for sitting with us. 569 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:36,955 Good luck tonight. 570 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,250 Thank you. 571 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,382 That's it. Thanks, guys. That's a wrap. 572 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:44,388 - That wasn't too bad, was it? - That was great. 573 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:47,990 After I get my hits today, you want to come by and celebrate? 574 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:51,763 You know, you better keep your mind on the game, Mr. 3000. 575 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,429 You thinkin', eh? 576 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,530 Well, we'll see in a few hours, won't we? 577 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,281 Stan, you da man. 578 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,283 Livin' legend, baby. 579 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,548 Yes, sir, all you got to do is walk up in there 580 00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:11,987 and take those youngsters to school. 581 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,890 Hey, oh, good. Buddy, come here. 582 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,554 Help me out, please, with the zipper. 583 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,997 - Hey, can you give me a hand? - You best mean a handshake. 584 00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:24,092 Wait a minute. You're Stan Ross. 585 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,467 Stan! Stan! Huge fan. You gotta help me out. 586 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:27,470 You gotta unzip me. 587 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,406 I'm gonna tell my buddies. "Stan Ross unzipped my pants." 588 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:31,601 You crazy. 589 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,770 Oh, crazy? Thinkin' I'm crazy? 590 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,906 Where is he? Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan. 591 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:38,643 Let me tell you something. I am crazy! 592 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,651 Crazy for asking you to give me a hand! 593 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,051 [Rock music plays] 594 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,062 WOMAN: Yeah, good luck on tonight's game. 595 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:02,966 Now, this shit is all right. 596 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,874 Uh-huh, sound effects could be a little bit louder 597 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:07,036 when a brother hit. 598 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:09,945 That shit should sound like a cannon! 599 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,149 Mr. Ross. 600 00:29:16,521 --> 00:29:17,818 I'm Rick, the clubhouse assistant. 601 00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:19,481 Just Stan. I'm just Stan. 602 00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:22,527 All right. That's your locker over there. 603 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,221 MAN ON TELEVISION: The Arizona Diamondbacks 604 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,991 and the Milwaukee Brewers. 605 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,291 Go ahead, man, it's in my locker. 606 00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:13,975 - I'm Stan Ross. - I know very well who you are. 607 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,814 I grew up watching your excellent play on television. 608 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:21,842 You are hero to many young Japanese players. 609 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:26,022 But you have hole in your ass. 610 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:28,626 Hole in my ass? 611 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:31,187 - What's his problem? - That's Fukuda. 612 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:33,197 He was taught English in school in Japan, 613 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:35,130 but they never taught him to cuss worth a damn. 614 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,293 But why he cuss me out? I never did nothin' to him. 615 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:40,463 Brother, you're looking at 25 Little Leaguers in here 616 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:41,938 who want to give you an ass-whupping. 617 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,908 Oh, 6-3! 6-3, man! 618 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:46,102 6-4. 619 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,078 You're right, 6-4. I was trying to cheat. 620 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:50,307 Minadeo, Skillett. Second and short. 621 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,043 They'll go at it over anything. 622 00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:55,211 What are you talking about? No! That's half out. 623 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,278 - It all got to be in. - It half went in. 624 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,755 It has to go in, all of it. 625 00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:00,052 You're always trying to pull this. 626 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:01,592 What do you say, Grandpa? Does that count? 627 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,922 Grandpa? 628 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:04,586 - MAN: Here it is. - Uh-oh. Lineup! 629 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,429 Base hit, dinner's on me. 630 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,833 Ah, yes! Now batting leadoff. 631 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:14,770 Skills that pay the bills. [Laughs] 632 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,330 Whoo! 633 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,015 Was Panas here yet back when you were playing? 634 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,514 Yeah, he was here. 635 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,614 I don't think I was one of his favorites. 636 00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:35,125 Stan Ross, you bat eighth! Ha ha! 637 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:37,525 Eighth? That's for banjo hitters. 638 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:40,030 Man, I never batted lower than fifth in my life. 639 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:43,033 You bat that now, you son of my dick. 640 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:44,830 Son of my dick? 641 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:40,385 Hey, what size you swinging over there, Old School? 642 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:43,691 34 ounce, like I always have. 643 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:48,499 You sure you can still get around with that at your age? 644 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,535 Don't you worry about me. 645 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,126 I've been swinging this thing sweet 646 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:55,173 before you knew which side of the bat was the good end. 647 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:58,706 Whoo! 648 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,142 Yeah, I swing a 36 myself. 649 00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:06,184 Yeah, that's big talk. 650 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:08,883 I got a hammer my damn self. 651 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:10,850 Whew. 652 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:12,412 Come on, Coach. 653 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,925 MAN: Ross, you suck! 654 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:20,993 How's it feel, Stan? 655 00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:23,159 How about an interview after the game? 656 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,726 Come on, now, don't distract me when I'm hittin'. 657 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,738 Hitting's my business. 658 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:38,871 - That's what I'm talkin' about. - Lookin' good, Stan. 659 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,009 MAN: Stan! Still the Wizard of Wood! 660 00:33:41,086 --> 00:33:42,519 Bingo. 661 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:44,955 Oh, yeah. 662 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,548 I'm about to take care of business. 663 00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:51,255 [Organ music plays] 664 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:53,729 CROWD: Charge! 665 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,002 Charge! 666 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:02,065 Charge! 667 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,102 ANNOUNCER: Bottom of the third, and the cheers you hear, 668 00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:09,977 and the boos, for that matter, are for Stan Ross. 669 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:13,074 It's the reason most of the 38,000-plus fans 670 00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:15,244 are here tonight. 671 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:23,517 MAN ON P. A: First baseman, number 21, Stan Ross. 672 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:44,642 This guy throws pretty hard, Pops. 673 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:46,013 Is that right? 674 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,143 Well, I hit pretty hard, son. 675 00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:54,783 Strike one. 676 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,355 Come on, Stan. 677 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,956 Be aggressive. 678 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:02,897 I am. 679 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:04,299 Stay focused. Keep your eye on the ball. 680 00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:05,336 I'm looking dead at it. 681 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:06,461 I don't need you to tell me what to do. 682 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:07,800 Come on in. 683 00:35:07,872 --> 00:35:09,237 I've been here before. 684 00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:11,639 This ain't my first picnic, baby. 685 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:16,737 Ooh, Stan was a hair off 686 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,716 timing that big breaking ball from Hamilton. 687 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,911 Of course, all season, a lot of hitters, 688 00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:25,855 who aren't 47 years old, have been fooled by Hamilton. 689 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:28,154 And we're the Little Leaguers? 690 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,419 Not so aggressive, baby. 691 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,361 Whew. Focus. 692 00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:37,494 He playin' to you. 693 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:39,366 Let him play to you, baby. Come on. 694 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:42,203 Come on, Stan. 695 00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:43,831 Come on, baby. 696 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:47,607 Strike! 697 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,941 ANNOUNCER: Inside fastball, 698 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:52,575 and Stan Ross is out of there on three straight pitches. 699 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:56,951 It looks like it could be a long night for the King of Swing. 700 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:08,556 What up? Welcome to "SportsCenter." 701 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:11,193 Stuart Scott with you. We got some more baseball. 702 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:13,237 Braves at Brewers. [Chuckles] 703 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:14,293 Who cares? 704 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:15,737 Well, Stan Ross cares. 705 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:16,899 The first week at bat 706 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,808 was a lot like the first week out of the womb for Stan. 707 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:23,075 A lot of drooling and a lot of just flailing around 708 00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:25,139 for the erstwhile King of Swing. 709 00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:27,309 Let's check out the highlights. 710 00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:30,149 Well, Stan the man more like Stan the statue, 711 00:36:30,221 --> 00:36:32,155 just chillin' at a curve for strike one. 712 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:33,781 Next pitch. Now, wait a second. 713 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,952 What was it that Stan said about the rest of his team? 714 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,189 The Milwaukee Brewers are weak. 715 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,390 Who they got? 716 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:42,558 They're a Little League team. 717 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:43,566 They need me. 718 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,603 Uh-huh. Little Leaguers, huh? 719 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:47,501 Well, my 9-year-old has a better swing 720 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,233 and better eyes than that. 721 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:51,969 Oh! Just chillin' at a called strike three, 722 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:55,308 and, well, that'll get you some halitosis action. 723 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,178 Yeah, when you get just a little too close to the umpire. 724 00:36:58,249 --> 00:37:00,945 Stan's not done. He decided to do a little spring cleaning. 725 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:03,453 Either that, or he just wants to symbolize 726 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,352 how well he's been playing. 727 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:06,947 Yeah, garbage! 728 00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:10,392 Now, I'm not gonna say that every Brewer but Stan had a hit, 729 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:14,159 but I am gonna say that every Brewer but Stan that played 730 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,290 had a hit. 731 00:37:15,366 --> 00:37:18,301 Our Maureen Simmons was at the game and had postgame duty. 732 00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:22,135 Not the day Stan Ross or the Milwaukee fans had in mind. 733 00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:25,142 Word around the organization is that manager Gus Panas 734 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:28,043 is particularly unhappy having Ross back in the lineup. 735 00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:31,605 Apparently he hasn't forgotten the way Stan abandoned the team 736 00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:34,743 in the middle of the pennant race nine years ago. 737 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:35,410 Stuart. 738 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:38,581 The press is having a field day. 739 00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:41,022 Hey, they're just getting even with Stan 740 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,559 for all those years of abuse. 741 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,527 For turning this team into a laughingstock. 742 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,929 Five games and hasn't gotten close to a hit. 743 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,490 How long do we let this go on? 744 00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:55,464 We got 35,000 people in the park today. 745 00:37:57,742 --> 00:38:00,108 We're committed to this. 746 00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:03,579 Whether Stan Ross ever gets another hit or not. 747 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,310 You sure you don't want anything stronger than club soda? 748 00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:10,115 Oh, no, I'm good. 749 00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:11,917 Thanks, Boca. 750 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,548 Why you call him Boca? 751 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:14,785 Look at him. 752 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:17,851 He look like he's ready for Boca Raton with them tracksuits. 753 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:19,863 Stan don't appreciate my velour. 754 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:21,296 That's all he wears. 755 00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:23,857 Mo, I swear, he has a black one for funerals. 756 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,368 Just comin' from me, I think my man 757 00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:28,234 take his old Reebok endorsement deal a little too serious. 758 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,831 - Hey, a lifetime supply. - That's why I love you. 759 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:33,275 - No, that's why I love you. - No, I love you more. 760 00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:34,675 No, I love you more. 761 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,373 No, no, I started the love. 762 00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:38,915 And your life's been richer ever since. 763 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:39,972 I hear you. 764 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:41,484 Nice to see you again, Mo. 765 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,418 Mm, you too, Tony. 766 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:50,187 So, you hire a fancy decorator to help you do this place? 767 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:52,161 Girl, you need to quit fightin'. 768 00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:53,254 You know doggone well 769 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,266 you thought I was gonna be old and tired when I quit the game. 770 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,495 - I never thought about it. - You thought it. 771 00:38:58,570 --> 00:38:59,832 But I got news for you. 772 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:02,304 I own this place, and I own all the stores next door. 773 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:05,536 3000 Suds, 3000 Woks, and 3000 Beeps. 774 00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:08,943 That's why you're comin' back. So all them names make sense. 775 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,607 Sister, you know why I'm comin' back. 776 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,618 'Cause I deserve to be in the Hall of Fame with the immortals. 777 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:18,622 You know, you really shouldn't word it like that. 778 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,624 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 779 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,754 - What? - Oh, you know what. 780 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:26,797 You better hush. 781 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,560 You eatin' that steak. Let me see something. 782 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:29,930 - Come here. Flex. - Mnh-mnh. 783 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:32,299 Mo, Mo, baby, look at you. Come on, Mo. 784 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,735 Look at you, Mo. 785 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,432 Oho! 786 00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:37,098 And quick still. 787 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:39,575 You gonna eat this? 788 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,111 You sure got time to eat. 789 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:44,239 Baby, you hungrier than a hostage. 790 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:47,546 Ooh, take a bite out of crime. 791 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,316 That killed me there, I'll tell ya. 792 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,549 I thought the lady must have... 793 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:54,649 Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. 794 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,752 You don't train no more. You don't drink no more. 795 00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:58,818 What's up with that? 796 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,159 'Cause I remember you used to drink 797 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,859 half the American League underneath the table. 798 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,993 I realized I had to start cuttin' loose 799 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,004 from those things that weren't getting me anywhere. 800 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,632 - Where you need to be gettin'? - On with my life. 801 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:12,175 We don't stay young forever. 802 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,336 Come on. You know we're young enough. 803 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,347 Ooh, I don't think so, Mr. Ross. 804 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,508 Come on, I know you remember what it was like. 805 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,609 You can't say we didn't have something special. 806 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:22,448 Good night. 807 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,148 What about Kansas City? That was a mind-blowing weekend. 808 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:27,123 You mean to tell me you forgot about that? 809 00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:28,089 Bye-bye. 810 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:28,784 Cleveland, 811 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,988 when I had your toenails poppin' off like Redenbacher. 812 00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:34,327 - Bye. - Come on, how about Toronto? 813 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,367 [Tires screech] 814 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,129 God. 815 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,593 - Uh-huh. - Oh. 816 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,299 - Come on, say it. - Come on, now. 817 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:44,034 You know I didn't expect you in Toronto. 818 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,541 You know how those Canadian groupies are. 819 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,134 - Come on, now. - You know what? 820 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:48,542 Don't give me that crap. 821 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,138 You're a selfish man. You always were. 822 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:55,511 Okay, if you so upset, why was you willing to get back with me? 823 00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:56,848 We got together for a night, 824 00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:58,582 but I didn't stay for breakfast, did I? 825 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,989 We'd still be doin' it if you didn't take that ESPN gig. 826 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:05,587 When there's a better offer on the table, you gotta take it. 827 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:08,862 I'll pay for it. 828 00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:10,833 - Bye-bye. - [Tires screech] 829 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,901 ANNOUNCER: The count is 1-1 on the second baseman Minadeo. 830 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,407 Brewers down by 4. 831 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,840 Runner at first. 832 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:21,674 They sure could use a little spark here. 833 00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:24,271 Glickman now on the mound, working from the stretch. 834 00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,613 Throws to first and picked him off. 835 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:28,777 Skillett is caught napping. 836 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,014 When is this ball club going to wake up? 837 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:33,023 Another mistake. 838 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:35,252 Minadeo steps back in. 839 00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:37,761 Here's the wind and the pitch. 840 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,797 Swung on, a one-hopper back to the mound. 841 00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:41,798 He bobbles it, but what's Minadeo doing? 842 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,096 He's not running. Now they pick it up. 843 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,295 The throw to first, and he's out. 844 00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:48,134 - Aah! - Come on! 845 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,372 STAN: Look at that. 846 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:54,343 There should be a man on first and second right now. 847 00:41:54,879 --> 00:41:57,313 But easy, Gus. Don't get excited. 848 00:41:57,382 --> 00:41:59,543 I don't want you to pop no blood vessel. 849 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:02,982 What you-all havin', prayer? 850 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,420 ANNOUNCER: The only shining star on the team these days 851 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:08,891 is their strapping young outfielder, T-Rex Pennebaker. 852 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,258 But even his impressive power numbers 853 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:15,163 have done little to stop the Brewers' losing streak. 854 00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:19,468 Pennebaker digs in. 855 00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:24,937 And here's the windup and the pitch. 856 00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:28,103 Swung on and a deep, deep drive to left field. 857 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:29,578 It's going, going. 858 00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:32,844 It is gone! 859 00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:41,418 4-1. 860 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:46,930 Yet another bases-empty home run for T-Rex Pennebaker. 861 00:42:52,937 --> 00:42:54,302 What the hell is that? 862 00:42:54,372 --> 00:42:55,600 That right there? 863 00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:57,800 That's a little somethin' for "SportsCenter." 864 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:01,572 Plus, that's gonna look tight in next year's video game. 865 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,715 What the hell you call yourself doin'? 866 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,217 Yo, I'm puttin' the show in the show. 867 00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:12,813 But your team losin'. 868 00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:15,757 Instead of playin', you makin' like Mr. Bojangles. 869 00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:18,318 I just hit a home run, son. 870 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:21,797 Maybe you was takin' a grandpa nap during that part. 871 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,960 But your team gettin' picked off. 872 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:25,764 Your boys ain't beatin' out grounders. 873 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:27,896 There should've been two men on when you hit that homer. 874 00:43:27,972 --> 00:43:29,633 It should be a ball game right now. 875 00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:32,335 So yell at them, Old School. 876 00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:34,469 Get up out of my face. I did my job. 877 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:35,739 You the superstar. 878 00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,440 You set the tone. 879 00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:39,212 Listen here. 880 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,514 When you get a base hit in this millennium, 881 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:45,681 then you can come on down there and talk to me. 882 00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:47,348 Is that right? 883 00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:48,858 Yeah, that's right. 884 00:43:57,768 --> 00:44:01,465 Hey, Stan, you think that diaper's affecting your swing? 885 00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:03,302 Maybe you should use something lighter. 886 00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:06,070 How about a Wiffle bat? [Laughs] 887 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,611 How 'bout I shove my Hall of Fame bat 888 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,612 up the crack of your mascot ass? 889 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,910 Make you a hot dog on a stick, bitch. 890 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,974 Yeah? I might be a sausage with teeth, 891 00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:17,179 but you sure as hell ain't no Hall of Famer. 892 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:20,686 - If you disrespect - What? 893 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:24,519 Everybody that you run into 894 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:26,392 STAN: Looks familiar? 895 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:27,897 Familiar? 896 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:30,263 You ain't changed nothin' since back in the day. 897 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,859 In fact, I don't think you even vacuumed. 898 00:44:33,738 --> 00:44:35,433 Well, why mess with perfection? 899 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,440 Oh, I can think of a lot of descriptions 900 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,840 for this couch, and "perfection" ain't one of 'em. 901 00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:41,344 [Laughs] 902 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,072 What's the deal there? 903 00:44:44,148 --> 00:44:46,946 How come I hardly see you on "SportsCenter" anymore? 904 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,280 You know. 905 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:51,219 They got some pretty young thing they tryin' to groom. 906 00:44:51,289 --> 00:44:53,314 That's bull. They can't treat you like that. 907 00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:57,020 I remember once upon a time I pushed out the 40-year-old. 908 00:44:57,094 --> 00:45:00,621 I been playin' this game long enough to know how it goes. 909 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:03,895 But I've been lookin' ahead toward it, you know? 910 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:05,663 I'm gonna start producing next year. 911 00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:09,194 - I'm goin' behind the camera. - Oh, you go, girl. 912 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:13,235 Like I've been telling you, you can't beat Father Time. 913 00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:16,838 Well, how come you really haven't settled down? 914 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:22,117 The right man wasn't right. 915 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,748 [Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" plays] 916 00:45:25,823 --> 00:45:28,417 I've been reaiiy trying, baby 917 00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:30,119 What's the matter with you? 918 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:31,855 That's my song. 919 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:35,262 Trying to hoid back this feeiing for so iong 920 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,597 Come on, bump with me. Don't leave me hangin'. 921 00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:39,135 Come on. I need you, now. 922 00:45:39,203 --> 00:45:41,000 Don't leave me hangin'. Come on. 923 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,835 Come on. Come on out here. 924 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,841 All right, only 'cause I like this song, too. 925 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,604 - Not 'cause I like you. - I'll take it. 926 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:50,579 - Whoo, iet's get it on - Come on. 927 00:45:50,648 --> 00:45:53,242 Oh, baby 928 00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:55,444 Let's get it on 929 00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:58,852 - Hey. - Let's iove, baby 930 00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:01,718 - Let's get it on - [Chuckles] 931 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,157 Still got it, girl. 932 00:46:03,227 --> 00:46:04,854 Sugar 933 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,227 - Let's get it on - Still got it. 934 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,458 - Stan. - Yeah, baby? 935 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:10,864 Honey, stop chasing the butt. 936 00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:14,568 You know what, Mo? 937 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:16,630 The best sex I ever had was with you. 938 00:46:16,707 --> 00:46:17,731 - What? - Yeah. 939 00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:20,470 You had girls in every city in baseball. 940 00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:21,636 It wasn't the best. 941 00:46:21,712 --> 00:46:23,805 Why is that? We do it longer? 942 00:46:23,881 --> 00:46:24,973 Not really. 943 00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:26,812 More positions, then? 944 00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:28,078 I ain't goin' there. 945 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:29,210 Mm-hmm. 946 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,379 More times a night? 947 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:33,116 Oh, you still hold the record. 948 00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:37,254 I don't know, baby. I guess I like the rest of it. 949 00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:39,853 The rest of it? What's left? 950 00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:41,931 Well, you know. 951 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:44,490 I like the sleepin' and the talkin' 952 00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:46,866 and hangin' out and stuff like that. 953 00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:48,996 Giving yourseif to me 954 00:46:49,073 --> 00:46:52,099 - Can never be wrong - But that's not sex. 955 00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:53,700 It is to me. 956 00:46:53,778 --> 00:46:55,006 No, it's not sex. 957 00:46:55,079 --> 00:46:56,569 What you call that, then? 958 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:59,115 Ooh-ooh 959 00:46:59,183 --> 00:47:01,447 Now, don't you know 960 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:06,582 How sweet and wonderfui iife can be? 961 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:09,626 Ooh-ooh 962 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,394 i'm asking you 963 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:15,728 Before we go too far, I can't spend the night. 964 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,961 - Why not? - Early flight. 965 00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:20,960 Where you got to go? 966 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:23,529 I got three games before we go on the road. 967 00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:26,201 - But I got to get back. - You got to get... 968 00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:29,513 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 969 00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:32,610 Are you givin' up on me, Mo? 970 00:47:33,718 --> 00:47:35,583 - What you got to say? - I don't have a say. 971 00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:37,086 I just go where I'm assigned. 972 00:47:37,154 --> 00:47:39,816 You tell 'em I'm startin' to swing the bat good again? 973 00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:41,585 I'm just a reporter. 974 00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:43,991 I don't make the news or decide what is the news. 975 00:47:44,061 --> 00:47:46,154 - You're givin' up on me, too. - Mnh-mnh. 976 00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:47,959 You just got to make the news, baby. 977 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,023 - Start hittin' that ball. - Come on. 978 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:51,728 - What? - Come on. 979 00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,929 You want to go up? Stay down? What? 980 00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:55,266 No. 981 00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:58,274 I'm not in the mood right now. 982 00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:01,038 You... 983 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:05,445 You're kiddin'. You're not in the mood? 984 00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:06,847 - No. - Oh, come on, baby. 985 00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,782 No, I got a headache. 986 00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:14,123 Really? You gonna tell me you got cramps, too? 987 00:48:14,191 --> 00:48:15,886 Maybe. 988 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,359 You know... 989 00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:21,196 Whatever. 990 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,533 [Laughs] 991 00:48:27,805 --> 00:48:30,774 All right, now. I'm leavin'. 992 00:48:33,978 --> 00:48:37,641 Lord, just when I thought I'd seen it all. 993 00:48:42,386 --> 00:48:43,876 [Door closes] 994 00:48:47,992 --> 00:48:50,927 T-REX: When you get a base hit in this millennium, 995 00:48:50,995 --> 00:48:52,257 then you can come on down... 996 00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:53,762 STAN: I can still swing my bat. 997 00:48:53,831 --> 00:48:55,321 MO: You think you'll get three hits 998 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:56,866 in your first three at-bats? 999 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,663 [Indistinct talking] 1000 00:49:00,404 --> 00:49:02,395 SCOTT: More like Stan the statue. 1001 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:04,270 T-REX: When you get a base hit... 1002 00:49:04,341 --> 00:49:06,036 MO: You just got to make the news, baby. 1003 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:08,237 Start hittin' that ball. 1004 00:49:08,312 --> 00:49:11,008 MAN: One, two, three strikes, you're out! 1005 00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:15,778 Oh, bat boy. 1006 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,778 Ooh, ooh, a little testy. A little testy. 1007 00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:20,653 Anybody have a Stan Ross rookie card? 1008 00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:21,952 [Scattered cheers] 1009 00:49:22,026 --> 00:49:22,958 Quite valuable. 1010 00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:25,120 If you look on the back, you'll see it's written in Latin. 1011 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:26,424 You see, very old. 1012 00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:29,022 Very old card. It's on parchment. 1013 00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:32,125 - [Channel changes] - He's now 0-27 in his comeback. 1014 00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:34,535 At what point, Peter, does the rust come off? 1015 00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:35,663 I'm not sure it does. 1016 00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:37,468 Remember, Jim Palmer tried to come back 1017 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:39,099 after he was in the Hall of Fame, 1018 00:49:39,176 --> 00:49:41,406 and he kept himself in better shape than Ross. 1019 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,572 Why does the media hate this guy so much? 1020 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:44,272 He's a jerk. 1021 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:47,806 Because T-Rex is the best in power and performance. 1022 00:49:47,885 --> 00:49:49,113 Find it at Radio Shack. 1023 00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:50,619 Radio Shack. You've got questions. 1024 00:49:50,688 --> 00:49:51,780 We've got answers. 1025 00:49:51,856 --> 00:49:53,915 'Cause I want my hits that got stolen from me. 1026 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,050 Those hits are my ticket to the Hall of Fame. 1027 00:49:56,126 --> 00:49:57,423 He's not going to the Hall of Fame! 1028 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,156 You think three hits are keeping you out? 1029 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:01,061 3,000 hits, baby, it's automatic. 1030 00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,098 Look at me. 1031 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:06,034 You're 47 years old. You're fat. You're out of shape. 1032 00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:09,670 Favorite portion of the show, the comedy portion. 1033 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:10,866 I'm gonna say it here, 1034 00:50:10,941 --> 00:50:12,909 the woman that puts on the sausage outfit 1035 00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:14,274 that races around Miller Park 1036 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,210 has got a better chance of getting a hit than Stan Ross. 1037 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,339 - [Audience jeering] - That's not fair, Tom. 1038 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:19,712 He's a black athlete. 1039 00:50:19,783 --> 00:50:21,375 Black athletes age slower. 1040 00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:23,113 George Foreman didn't know when to get out. 1041 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:25,849 Mike Tyson didn't know when to get out. 1042 00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:28,118 Michael Jordan struggled, and he was only out two years. 1043 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,683 This guy hasn't played since I was married to my first wife. 1044 00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:33,457 It just isn't possible to get out of his day. 1045 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:34,862 He's a bad teammate. 1046 00:50:34,932 --> 00:50:37,958 - Stan Ross was a great athlete. - Stan is all about Stan. 1047 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,627 The Brewers knew what they were getting into. 1048 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:40,863 It's a publicity stunt, 1049 00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:42,872 just like when the White Sox hired that midget. 1050 00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:44,737 Tom, you can't say "midget." 1051 00:50:44,808 --> 00:50:47,470 He's small. That guy was small for a friggin' midget. 1052 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,479 It's like if the Red Sox thawed out Ted Williams, 1053 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:50,844 although he'd hit better than Stan. 1054 00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:53,213 Listen, Stan's playing like he's frozen. 1055 00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:55,047 Stan is embarrassing. He's embarrassing me. 1056 00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:57,053 He's embarrassing him. He should give it up. 1057 00:50:57,121 --> 00:51:00,215 But when an athlete gets to that point, he loses all his pride. 1058 00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:02,418 Yeah, you're making me cry. I don't think he's embarrassed. 1059 00:51:02,493 --> 00:51:04,586 I think he's having a party at his place, 1060 00:51:04,662 --> 00:51:06,926 got bitches all around and counting all his money. 1061 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:08,089 I don't think Stan cares. 1062 00:51:08,165 --> 00:51:09,757 MAN: Wrong! He's embarrassed. 1063 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,494 He used to be able to hit, cannot hit now. 1064 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:12,501 SALLE Y: Very embarrassing, 1065 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,197 especially with all the bitches he got around. 1066 00:51:14,271 --> 00:51:15,863 [Television turns off] 1067 00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,241 Hey, Boca. 1068 00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,920 You think I should quit? 1069 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,491 Do your thing, man. 1070 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,528 You think? 1071 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,258 I'm just saying. 1072 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,767 Yeah, you're right. 1073 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,368 I got three home games against the Astros 1074 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,378 before we go on the road. 1075 00:51:57,214 --> 00:52:00,547 I'm gonna play those games, and that's it. 1076 00:52:01,051 --> 00:52:04,578 If I don't get a hit, it's over. 1077 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:06,646 I'm not goin' on the road. 1078 00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:11,293 What you think, Boca? 1079 00:52:11,829 --> 00:52:13,729 Do your thing, man. 1080 00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:20,136 You think? 1081 00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:22,567 I'm just saying. 1082 00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:27,743 Yeah. 1083 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:30,213 You're right. 1084 00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:37,247 You want to get married? 1085 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:41,051 You the only one that love me. I'm serious. 1086 00:52:42,593 --> 00:52:45,756 I've been waitin' 20 years for you to ask me that. 1087 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:49,060 And now that you have, I don't know. 1088 00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:52,800 Yeah, you right. 1089 00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:55,035 Okay, Erica Kane. 1090 00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:56,629 Dog, come on. "All My Children." 1091 00:52:56,707 --> 00:52:59,301 You need to step up the degree of difficulty, brother. 1092 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:01,241 Asa Buchanan. 1093 00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:04,743 - That's ABC, right? - I ain't telling you nothing. 1094 00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:06,908 - Oh! "One Life to Live." - Yeah. 1095 00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:08,246 - Okay, I got one. - Come on. 1096 00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:09,444 Don Roberto. 1097 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,646 Don Roberto. 1098 00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:12,450 Oh, that's the dude with the cologne. 1099 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:14,252 - "Guiding Light." - [Laughs] 1100 00:53:14,324 --> 00:53:15,313 - What? - Wrong! 1101 00:53:15,392 --> 00:53:16,825 It's "Amigas y Rivales." 1102 00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,759 No, we're not doing Spanish shows, man. 1103 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:19,921 [Speaking Spanish] 1104 00:53:19,997 --> 00:53:21,760 I don't know what you're saying. 1105 00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:23,094 What the hell they doing? 1106 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:25,635 Seeing who can name the soaps. 1107 00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,102 You known me for two years. 1108 00:53:27,171 --> 00:53:28,695 - Have I ever spoke Spanish? - Hey. 1109 00:53:28,772 --> 00:53:31,764 Why don't you have a contest guessin' which team losin'? 1110 00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:33,776 - Stupid. - MAN: Come on, Stan. 1111 00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:35,402 Get a hit, Grandpa. 1112 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,041 Strike! 1113 00:53:39,116 --> 00:53:41,744 [Organ music plays] 1114 00:53:47,591 --> 00:53:49,354 CROWD: Charge! 1115 00:53:49,426 --> 00:53:51,792 WOMAN: Come on, Brewers! 1116 00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:58,533 - Oh! - Strike three! 1117 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:00,799 He tucks his arm in on the curve. 1118 00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:05,001 MAN ON P. A: Number 21, Stan Ross. 1119 00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:30,293 Out! 1120 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:36,505 You see that? Hey, Skillett! 1121 00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,540 You see that? 1122 00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:40,168 I was all over that nickel curve ball. 1123 00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:41,836 T-REX: Looked like a groundout to me. 1124 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,402 Say what, partner? 1125 00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:45,878 I said, "It looked like a groundout to me." 1126 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:46,881 You don't see it. 1127 00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:48,850 He tipped his pitch, and I called it. 1128 00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:50,887 Koron, how long has this pitcher been in the league? 1129 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,649 - Two years. - Two years, man! 1130 00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:54,691 He's showin' his pitch, and he don't know it. 1131 00:54:54,758 --> 00:54:55,782 Watch his right arm. 1132 00:54:55,859 --> 00:54:58,157 His elbow go in like this. He grip the ball. 1133 00:54:58,228 --> 00:54:59,490 He throwin' a curve ball. 1134 00:54:59,563 --> 00:55:01,554 Dip, grip, curve ball. 1135 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:02,621 Come on, man! 1136 00:55:02,699 --> 00:55:03,961 Skillett! 1137 00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:05,001 Come on, baby! 1138 00:55:05,068 --> 00:55:06,592 Come on! 1139 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:22,918 ANNOUNCER: Runners lead away, 1140 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,454 and Fukuda working from the stretch. 1141 00:55:25,522 --> 00:55:28,753 The pitch, and a swing and a solid line-drive single 1142 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,657 to left field. 1143 00:55:34,798 --> 00:55:36,459 And another run scores. 1144 00:55:36,533 --> 00:55:40,970 The Astros in a position now to break this game wide-open. 1145 00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:44,999 Hey! 1146 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:46,406 You okay? 1147 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,241 I don't want Panas to take me out. 1148 00:55:57,421 --> 00:55:59,252 I had a few bad outings in a row, 1149 00:55:59,323 --> 00:56:03,885 and if I don't get my face out my ass and get out this inning, 1150 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:07,055 I know the team is going to give me the shoe. 1151 00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:08,154 Give you the shoe? 1152 00:56:08,232 --> 00:56:09,597 Yeah, the shoe. 1153 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:14,064 Look, don't be thinkin' negative out here, okay? 1154 00:56:14,137 --> 00:56:17,402 Just keep the ball low and away. We'll get you out the inning. 1155 00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:19,465 Then I'm gonna work on your cussin'. 1156 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:20,532 Come on. 1157 00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:21,805 Let's go, baby. Let's go. 1158 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:26,748 MAN ON P. A: Shortstop, number 3, Cecil Gervis. 1159 00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:30,344 ANNOUNCER: Gervis, with a 6-game hitting streak, at the plate. 1160 00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:32,578 Fukuda checks his sign. 1161 00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:34,317 The right-hander from the stretch, 1162 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:37,519 checks the runners now, and here's the pitch. 1163 00:56:38,161 --> 00:56:40,755 A big swing and a slow roller towards short. 1164 00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:43,265 Skillett charges. His only play is to first. 1165 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,324 He's safe. The bases are loaded. 1166 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,802 - And Ross is hot. - That's the third out! 1167 00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:49,099 That's the third damn out! 1168 00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:51,140 Ray Charles could've called that call! 1169 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:52,140 Last warning. 1170 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:53,699 Damn you, man! 1171 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,791 Be with me. 1172 00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:12,658 Just be with me. 1173 00:57:12,729 --> 00:57:13,991 Come on, let's go. 1174 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,122 Let's go! 1175 00:57:15,198 --> 00:57:16,460 Two out! 1176 00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:18,660 I don't know why I bothered comin' back. 1177 00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:22,068 You can't play. You definitely can't ump. 1178 00:57:22,139 --> 00:57:24,073 You need to relax before you pop a valve. 1179 00:57:24,141 --> 00:57:26,473 - You need to sit your ass down. - Yeah? Why's that? 1180 00:57:26,543 --> 00:57:27,976 - Because you out! - He's out! 1181 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:29,569 Right here. Right here, baby! 1182 00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:31,204 Grab some, bitch! 1183 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,805 Whoomp, there it is! 1184 00:57:32,883 --> 00:57:34,578 Whoomp, there it is! 1185 00:57:34,651 --> 00:57:36,380 Whoomp, there it is! 1186 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,250 Whoomp, there it is! 1187 00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:40,756 Whoomp, there it is! 1188 00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:51,601 CROWD: Let's go, Brewers, let's go. 1189 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:54,398 STAN: Their man keep throwing curve balls. That's all he got. 1190 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:56,871 He lost his slider. He lost his fastball. 1191 00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:59,170 Curve ball. Curve ball. 1192 00:57:59,242 --> 00:58:01,710 Watch this. Watch this. 1193 00:58:01,778 --> 00:58:03,575 Watch. Here you go. 1194 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:06,673 What'd I tell you? What'd I... 1195 00:58:08,852 --> 00:58:11,286 - Curve ball. - Listen to what I'm telling you. 1196 00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:12,947 If he throw another curve ball, 1197 00:58:13,023 --> 00:58:15,457 I'm gonna slap the shit out of T-Rex. 1198 00:58:17,461 --> 00:58:19,520 Watch him. Watch. Watch. Watch him. 1199 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:24,190 Yes! Curve ball! 1200 00:58:32,142 --> 00:58:33,302 Groovin' 1201 00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:36,471 Ain't no stopping us now 1202 00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:38,446 Groovin' 1203 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:41,245 Aah, what'd I tell you? 1204 00:58:41,318 --> 00:58:42,751 What'd I tell you, baby? 1205 00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:45,913 Yo, what are you jawin' about now, Old School? 1206 00:58:45,989 --> 00:58:47,581 He tipped his pitch. You saw it. 1207 00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:50,455 Are you still talking about that weak-ass ground ball? 1208 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,495 Yeah, I'm talking about it. 1209 00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:55,429 All right, let me tell you something, man. 1210 00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:57,763 All right? I hit 43 home runs. 1211 00:58:57,834 --> 00:59:01,429 43 home runs before you ever even got here, man. 1212 00:59:01,505 --> 00:59:03,370 So I don't need none of that. 1213 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,032 So save it! 1214 00:59:05,108 --> 00:59:06,575 - T-Rex. - T-Rex. 1215 00:59:07,511 --> 00:59:11,379 It's the 31 st time you've homered but your team's lost. 1216 00:59:11,448 --> 00:59:12,608 Does that get to you? 1217 00:59:12,682 --> 00:59:14,377 My team lost, huh? 1218 00:59:17,187 --> 00:59:18,552 You know what, man? 1219 00:59:19,790 --> 00:59:21,621 This ain't my team. 1220 00:59:21,691 --> 00:59:22,658 If this was my team, 1221 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:24,694 these fools would be hittin' home runs like I'm hittin'. 1222 00:59:24,761 --> 00:59:27,525 And they'd be stealin' bases like I'm out there stealin'. 1223 00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:29,155 I'm the only one out there gettin' mine. 1224 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,756 What the rest of these fools doin'? 1225 00:59:30,834 --> 00:59:32,665 They ain't doin' crap! Talk about a team! 1226 00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,761 We go out there every day, but there ain't no nine guys. 1227 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,773 This is me up in here. There's eight other cats... 1228 00:59:37,841 --> 00:59:39,365 STAN: Whoa! 1229 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:43,509 Boy, that pup sound just like me back in the day, I swear. 1230 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:44,638 Boy, I'm tellin' you. 1231 00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:47,308 But you didn't catch the real story on tonight's game. 1232 00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:49,318 No, come here. Let me ask you a question. 1233 00:59:49,386 --> 00:59:50,785 MAN: Move it over there. 1234 00:59:51,688 --> 00:59:54,418 When was the last time you saw a 47-year-old man 1235 00:59:54,491 --> 00:59:56,823 end an inning with the hidden-ball trick, huh? 1236 00:59:56,893 --> 00:59:59,191 Is that the first time you pulled that off in a game? 1237 00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:01,389 Are the Brewers goin' to the World Series? 1238 01:00:02,899 --> 01:00:05,697 It was 1989, against the Mariners. 1239 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,673 Yo, T-Rex. 1240 01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:12,969 Hold up. 1241 01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:20,013 You know why I stepped in tonight with them reporters? 1242 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:21,414 Yeah. 1243 01:00:21,918 --> 01:00:25,581 You can't stand to see another brother gettin' some attention. 1244 01:00:26,523 --> 01:00:30,425 - Boy, that's what you think? - Yeah, man, that's what I think. 1245 01:00:31,928 --> 01:00:33,361 Let me tell you something. 1246 01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:36,126 You keep talking about your teammates the way you do, 1247 01:00:36,199 --> 01:00:40,363 boastin' about yourself, you're gonna end up all by yourself. 1248 01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:44,771 All alone and empty, like you are right now. 1249 01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:47,972 You know what's gonna happen? 1250 01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:50,638 They're gonna retire your number someday, 1251 01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:54,206 and Big Horse Berelli gonna be standin' up there with you. 1252 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:57,913 [Scoffs] Yeah? Who the hell is Big Horse Berelli? 1253 01:00:58,388 --> 01:01:00,447 That's my point exactly. 1254 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:06,086 Nice car. 1255 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,394 [Whistling "Mister Softee" tune] 1256 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,503 ANNOUNCER: He's picking up his stride, 1257 01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:20,042 blowing away the competition. 1258 01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:22,271 Looks like the bratwurst is getting smoked. 1259 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:23,607 No pun intended, kids. 1260 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:28,549 Looks like number 3, the Italian sausage, has won the race. 1261 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:46,267 Now batting, first baseman, number 21, Stan Ross. 1262 01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:03,278 Come on, man. 1263 01:02:07,090 --> 01:02:09,524 CROWD: Charge! 1264 01:02:09,593 --> 01:02:10,924 Ha! 1265 01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:17,323 Yeah! [Laughs] Whoo! 1266 01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:27,604 Hey, Stan! 1267 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,346 Yeah 1268 01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,908 Hey 1269 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:42,354 When you wish upon a star 1270 01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:46,159 Dreams wiii take you very far 1271 01:02:46,229 --> 01:02:47,924 Yeah 1272 01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:50,592 CROWD: [Chanting] Stan! Stan! 1273 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,033 No matter who you are 1274 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,367 Shining bright to see 1275 01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:57,804 What you can truiy be 1276 01:02:57,874 --> 01:02:59,933 You're a shining star 1277 01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:02,069 No matter who you are 1278 01:03:02,145 --> 01:03:04,511 Shining bright to see 1279 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:07,106 What you can truiy be 1280 01:03:07,183 --> 01:03:09,879 You're a shining star 1281 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:12,319 Yo, listen up, y'all. 1282 01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:14,921 Yo! Yo! 1283 01:03:14,991 --> 01:03:16,856 Listen up! 1284 01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:19,657 That was a good game, y'all. 1285 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:22,632 Hey, Stan Ross. 1286 01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:26,731 I got one question for you, man. 1287 01:03:31,074 --> 01:03:33,235 Yo, man, what the hell was you thinkin'? 1288 01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:35,210 [Laughter] 1289 01:03:38,114 --> 01:03:39,672 Y'all saw Old Man River 1290 01:03:39,749 --> 01:03:43,014 swimmin' all up in the dirt for a hit today! 1291 01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:48,515 Yo, but listen, man. 1292 01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:50,616 How many games we got left in this season? 1293 01:03:50,694 --> 01:03:52,525 KORON: 11. 1294 01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:54,790 11 games left, y'all. 1295 01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:57,799 And how many games out of third place are we? 1296 01:03:57,867 --> 01:03:59,027 7. 1297 01:04:01,204 --> 01:04:02,796 7 games. 1298 01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:07,301 We're only 7 games out, y'all. 1299 01:04:07,377 --> 01:04:08,969 Now, I don't see a damn reason 1300 01:04:09,045 --> 01:04:11,878 why we should settle for being in fifth place, yo! 1301 01:04:11,948 --> 01:04:13,279 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1302 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:16,945 So let's get it together, and let's do this like it's October! 1303 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:19,818 Yeah! Yeah! 1304 01:04:19,889 --> 01:04:21,117 Yeah! 1305 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:22,522 Yeah! 1306 01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:31,323 Hey! Let's get a "Brewers" on three! 1307 01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:32,732 Brewers on three! 1308 01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,497 - 1, 2, 3! - ALL: Brewers! 1309 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:36,163 - 1, 2, 3! - Brewers! 1310 01:04:36,239 --> 01:04:38,503 - 1, 2, 3! - Brewers! 1311 01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:41,100 Ohh, but listen. 1312 01:04:41,177 --> 01:04:42,769 I'm on third base, right? 1313 01:04:42,846 --> 01:04:45,610 Nolan Ryan looking at me like he want to kill me, right? 1314 01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:48,515 Boca's getting ready to bunt. The manager didn't call it. 1315 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,314 But I know Boca's a ballplayer. 1316 01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:53,015 He's the real deal. Plus, I know what he thinkin'. 1317 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:56,286 Yeah, he was thinkin' that I was thinkin' what he was thinkin'. 1318 01:04:56,359 --> 01:04:58,350 Well, I'm ready to sprint towards home. 1319 01:04:58,428 --> 01:04:59,895 As I'm tearin' down the line, 1320 01:04:59,963 --> 01:05:02,056 Boca decided he wanted to swing away. 1321 01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:03,190 I wasn't thinkin'. 1322 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:04,631 Man, wasn't thinkin'! 1323 01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:07,795 I mean, hit a screamin' liner right past my head. 1324 01:05:07,871 --> 01:05:09,532 All I heard... 1325 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:14,401 Oh, hold on, fellas. 1326 01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:15,603 Hold on. 1327 01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:17,301 Uh-oh. 1328 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:20,440 - Da-da-dah, da-da-dah! - ["SportsCenter" theme plays] 1329 01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:29,387 So, you're the story again. 1330 01:05:30,693 --> 01:05:32,456 Still mad at me? 1331 01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:34,861 Hmm? 1332 01:05:35,999 --> 01:05:37,227 Nah. 1333 01:05:38,001 --> 01:05:39,798 I'm hittin' now. 1334 01:05:45,175 --> 01:05:49,942 I've been reaiiy trying, baby 1335 01:05:50,914 --> 01:05:53,382 Trying to hoid back this feeiing 1336 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:56,681 - For so iong - Mmmm. 1337 01:05:56,753 --> 01:06:01,850 And if you feei iike i feei, baby 1338 01:06:01,925 --> 01:06:03,552 Come on 1339 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:04,718 Oh, come on 1340 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,785 See, this is the part I'm talkin' about. 1341 01:06:06,863 --> 01:06:09,525 Let's get it on 1342 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:12,363 - Oh, baby - [Sighs] 1343 01:06:12,435 --> 01:06:15,165 Let's get it on 1344 01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:18,298 - Let's iove, baby - Yeah. 1345 01:06:18,374 --> 01:06:22,208 - Let's get it on - Well... 1346 01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:23,905 Hey, where you goin'? 1347 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,471 [Sighs] I gotta go. 1348 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:28,579 You gotta go where? 1349 01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:32,985 I just gotta go. 1350 01:06:33,056 --> 01:06:34,148 What's up? 1351 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:37,557 Look, Stan, it was just sex, right? 1352 01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:41,529 I mean, best sex I ever had, too, but that's all it was. 1353 01:06:41,598 --> 01:06:42,792 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1354 01:06:42,866 --> 01:06:45,198 What about the sleepin', talkin', and hangin' out part? 1355 01:06:45,268 --> 01:06:48,431 - What about that? - That's your idea of sex. 1356 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:50,166 Hold on. A man could be wrong. 1357 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,606 You said it wasn't sex. I'm just trying to go with that. 1358 01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:53,937 It was really nice, Stan. 1359 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:56,001 Wait. Let me talk to you for a minute. 1360 01:06:56,079 --> 01:06:58,980 - Oh, oh, hold on now. - What? 1361 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:00,072 Wait, look. 1362 01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:01,446 Look. 1363 01:07:02,285 --> 01:07:03,047 What? 1364 01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:04,552 I was thinkin' about that producer. 1365 01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:07,613 The behind-the-camera stuff you was talkin' about. 1366 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,351 And I'm just wonderin'. 1367 01:07:10,793 --> 01:07:13,455 Ain't that something you can do here in Milwaukee? 1368 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:16,392 Stan. 1369 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,029 [Laughing] Stan. 1370 01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:24,037 Stan, you're being very sweet. 1371 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:27,806 But we both know that you ain't never been serious enough 1372 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,141 to go bringin' up something like that. 1373 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,238 So I'll see you at the ball park. 1374 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:34,044 Slugger. 1375 01:07:36,352 --> 01:07:39,844 Oh 1376 01:07:39,923 --> 01:07:42,653 Get yourseif together 1377 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:44,989 Or we might as weii say goodbye 1378 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:48,155 What good is a iove affair 1379 01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:51,826 When we can't see eye to eye, hey 1380 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,732 if you don't know me by now 1381 01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:57,830 if you don't know me by now 1382 01:07:57,907 --> 01:08:01,604 ["Take Me Out to the Ball Game" plays] 1383 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:24,957 - Hey, Stan. - Yo. 1384 01:08:25,034 --> 01:08:27,025 - Say, "1, 2, 3, go." - 1, 2, 3, go. 1385 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,661 Take me out to the baii game, take me out with the crowd 1386 01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:29,898 Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack 1387 01:08:29,973 --> 01:08:31,065 i don't care if i ever get back 1388 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:32,129 Yo, yo! 1389 01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:35,502 Come on, with that noise. I'm tryin' to watch a game. 1390 01:08:35,578 --> 01:08:36,909 What are you talkin' about, papi? 1391 01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:38,208 This song is baseball. 1392 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:39,646 That ain't no real baseball song. 1393 01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:41,741 You want to hear a real baseball song? 1394 01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:43,308 Da da-da-da da da da 1395 01:08:43,386 --> 01:08:44,853 Da-da-da-da da da da 1396 01:08:44,921 --> 01:08:46,252 Da-da-da da-da da-da 1397 01:08:46,322 --> 01:08:47,721 Da-da-da-da da da da 1398 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,189 Da da da da-da-da 1399 01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:50,725 Da da da da-da-da 1400 01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:52,260 Da da da da-da-da 1401 01:08:52,328 --> 01:08:53,852 Da da-da da da 1402 01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:56,421 - Da-da-da da-da da-da - What the hell is that? 1403 01:08:56,499 --> 01:08:58,660 What? Man, let me tell you something. 1404 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:01,203 When I was a kid on South Side Chicago, 1405 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:02,430 we used to play baseball 1406 01:09:02,505 --> 01:09:04,769 when we got out of school till it got dark, 1407 01:09:04,841 --> 01:09:07,207 when you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. 1408 01:09:07,276 --> 01:09:09,005 I used to play center field, 1409 01:09:09,078 --> 01:09:12,047 and every single day, man, Mister Softee ice-cream truck 1410 01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:14,845 used to park right behind me and play that damn song. 1411 01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:17,545 - Told you! - Da-da-da da-da 1412 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:19,087 Yo! Hey, yo! 1413 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:20,679 Yo! Yo! Yo! 1414 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:23,453 Fellas, come on, now. We got a game goin' on out here. 1415 01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:25,426 Come on, we got a shot at third place. 1416 01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:26,689 You're right. 1417 01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:29,596 Besides, dog, that was wack! 1418 01:09:30,033 --> 01:09:32,297 Fairmount Park, Philly, son. 1419 01:09:32,368 --> 01:09:34,131 We had that Good Humor truck. 1420 01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,604 And this is what baseball music sounds like. 1421 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,938 Da-da-da ska-da-da da-da 1422 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,874 Da-da-da-da-da da da 1423 01:09:41,944 --> 01:09:44,071 Ska-da-da da-da da 1424 01:09:44,147 --> 01:09:46,138 - Boo! - Boo! 1425 01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:49,150 Da da da da da-da-da-da 1426 01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:51,743 Da da da da da-da-da-da 1427 01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:53,812 Da da da da da-da-da-da 1428 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:55,824 That's why you're not playin' today, 'cause of that song. 1429 01:09:55,892 --> 01:09:58,884 You're wrong for that. Don't make no errors. 1430 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:14,342 It was wrong the way I quit on the team back then. 1431 01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:17,775 I was young, Skip. 1432 01:10:18,681 --> 01:10:20,171 I was young. 1433 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:26,955 MAN ON P. A: Now batting, shortstop, number 46, 1434 01:10:27,023 --> 01:10:29,787 Thurman Yost. 1435 01:10:29,859 --> 01:10:31,690 Mow him down, Fu! 1436 01:10:31,761 --> 01:10:32,989 Hit it! 1437 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,962 Yeah! 1438 01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:37,261 Yeah! 1439 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,301 Yeah! 1440 01:10:39,368 --> 01:10:41,529 Yeah! 1441 01:10:41,604 --> 01:10:42,662 Yeah! 1442 01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:47,199 It takes two to make a thing go right 1443 01:10:47,276 --> 01:10:50,074 it takes two to make it out of sight 1444 01:10:51,547 --> 01:10:55,813 it takes two to make a thing go right 1445 01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:58,854 it takes two to make it out of sight 1446 01:10:59,622 --> 01:11:02,147 - Hit it - i want to rock right now 1447 01:11:02,225 --> 01:11:03,886 i'm Rob Base, and i came to get down 1448 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,860 i'm not internationaiiy known 1449 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:07,987 But i'm known to rock the microphone 1450 01:11:08,064 --> 01:11:10,464 Because i get stupid, i mean outrageous 1451 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:12,626 Stay away from me if you're contagious 1452 01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:14,727 'Cause i'm the winner, i'm not the ioser 1453 01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:16,795 To be an emcee is what i choose-a 1454 01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:18,704 Son of a... 1455 01:11:19,408 --> 01:11:21,308 - Bitch. - Good. Good. Good. 1456 01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:24,471 After the game, we pick up a... 1457 01:11:25,581 --> 01:11:26,775 Beyatch. 1458 01:11:26,849 --> 01:11:28,680 That's pimp stuff. 1459 01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:30,844 Kiss my... 1460 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,945 - Black ass! - No, don't get personal. 1461 01:11:33,022 --> 01:11:34,353 Don't get personal. 1462 01:11:34,423 --> 01:11:35,754 No, no, no. 1463 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:37,383 - I didn't mean it. - I know. 1464 01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:42,830 Stan's batting average in 1985. 1465 01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:45,660 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1466 01:11:46,769 --> 01:11:48,168 - .327. - Yeah. 1467 01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:51,138 Yeah, okay. Okay, my turn. 1468 01:11:51,207 --> 01:11:54,370 Stan Ross' RBls in 1981. 1469 01:11:54,443 --> 01:11:56,707 - 91. - Oh, no, 93! 1470 01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:59,441 Bullcrap! Let me see that. Yeah, right. 1471 01:11:59,515 --> 01:12:01,483 - Crap! - 93. 1472 01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:04,315 - Let's play again. - I don't want to play. 1473 01:12:04,387 --> 01:12:07,447 - You don't want to play? - We got a game. Get serious. 1474 01:12:07,523 --> 01:12:10,617 You're a sore loser. You know what? 1475 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,490 Crybaby! 1476 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:17,123 He's such a crybaby. 1477 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:24,603 - Strike! - Oh! 1478 01:12:26,242 --> 01:12:27,504 Uhh! 1479 01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:28,908 ANNOUNCER: Game tied at 4. 1480 01:12:28,978 --> 01:12:31,310 Just one out and the winning run at third base. 1481 01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:33,109 The Astro infield moving in. 1482 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,649 And here comes Stan Ross. 1483 01:12:34,717 --> 01:12:37,277 He could win the game here with a long fly ball, 1484 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,947 but you can bet that's not what he's thinking. 1485 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:42,115 Infield tight, hitter's delight. 1486 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:47,026 A great chance to get hit number 2,999. 1487 01:12:47,096 --> 01:12:49,530 T-REX: Come on, y'all. Here we go, Stan. 1488 01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:51,499 Be a hitter, baby. Be a hitter. 1489 01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:54,832 Come on, just drive the man in. A good fly ball, okay? 1490 01:13:00,509 --> 01:13:02,306 And here comes the pitch. 1491 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:07,111 He swings, and it's a high fly ball to right. 1492 01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:08,775 It's carrying well. 1493 01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:10,910 It's to the warning track. 1494 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:13,522 To the wall! 1495 01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:16,922 It is gone! 1496 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,328 A home run! 1497 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,294 Whoo! 1498 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:23,730 Stan Ross touches them all. 1499 01:13:23,799 --> 01:13:25,323 I don't believe it. 1500 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,993 Aah! 1501 01:13:57,934 --> 01:14:00,801 Whoa, i feei good 1502 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,135 - i knew that i wouid, now - Aaaah! 1503 01:14:04,206 --> 01:14:05,230 Ow! 1504 01:14:05,308 --> 01:14:06,741 Feei good 1505 01:14:06,809 --> 01:14:09,403 Huh? Who's the old man, baby? 1506 01:14:09,478 --> 01:14:11,708 - Who's the old man, baby? - 21! 1507 01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:14,978 Who's the old man, baby? Huh? 1508 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:18,146 I got your "old man," baby. 1509 01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:20,279 I got your "old man." 1510 01:14:20,356 --> 01:14:21,414 I got your "old man." 1511 01:14:21,490 --> 01:14:22,923 Way to go, Stan. 1512 01:14:22,992 --> 01:14:24,755 I gave 'em they money worth tonight. 1513 01:14:24,827 --> 01:14:26,158 Outstanding. You feel good? 1514 01:14:26,228 --> 01:14:27,752 - I feel great. - You look great. 1515 01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:30,321 You looked like a champion out there. 1516 01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:32,264 - Let me paint you a picture. - Go ahead. 1517 01:14:32,335 --> 01:14:34,166 Miller Park, standing room only. 1518 01:14:34,236 --> 01:14:35,260 - Got that? - I got it. 1519 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:38,273 43,000 screaming fans, 1520 01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:41,174 and they're there for one reason and one reason only. 1521 01:14:41,243 --> 01:14:45,407 To watch the legendary Stan Ross step to the plate and dig in. 1522 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:48,075 Shoot, that ain't no picture. That's a damn Rembrandt. 1523 01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:50,118 I agree, and that's why I'm telling Gus 1524 01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:52,154 not to play you on the road. 1525 01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:54,620 Hold on, man. Chill out, baby. 1526 01:14:54,690 --> 01:14:57,352 What are you talking about? Man, we're on a roll. 1527 01:14:57,426 --> 01:14:58,757 We're going for third place. 1528 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:02,229 You're one hit away from making history, Stan. 1529 01:15:02,298 --> 01:15:05,893 Don't you think you owe it to the fans to do it here at home? 1530 01:15:05,968 --> 01:15:07,128 Hmm? 1531 01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:10,302 I don't know. You're takin' half my at-bats away. 1532 01:15:10,373 --> 01:15:13,240 Although I hit a home run, I'm still 2 for 51. 1533 01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:15,004 2 for 58! 1534 01:15:15,077 --> 01:15:19,741 Stan Ross is at the piate, the fans, they sit and wait 1535 01:15:19,815 --> 01:15:22,306 Look, what I'm sayin' is, don't cut me out. 1536 01:15:22,385 --> 01:15:24,148 The team need me. Come on, now. 1537 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:26,916 Stan, you heard the sausage. You're 2 for 58. 1538 01:15:26,989 --> 01:15:28,581 The team doesn't need you to get third place. 1539 01:15:28,657 --> 01:15:30,921 They're on fire! Come on, let's face it. 1540 01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:32,426 But you, my friend, 1541 01:15:32,495 --> 01:15:35,828 you have got to start thinking about life after baseball. 1542 01:15:35,898 --> 01:15:38,867 I'm talking endorsements, product lines. 1543 01:15:39,568 --> 01:15:41,729 A Stan Ross candy bar. 1544 01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:47,800 I want you doing press all week long on the road, Stan. 1545 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,777 You pull this off, 1546 01:15:49,845 --> 01:15:52,905 nothing's gonna keep you out of the Hall of Fame. 1547 01:15:52,982 --> 01:15:54,540 You're a champion. 1548 01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:02,213 Hey, Stan, Tom Arnold here. Congratulations on everything. 1549 01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:03,952 The team's on a tear. You won seven in a row. 1550 01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:05,391 You guys could finish third. 1551 01:16:05,461 --> 01:16:08,123 Are you really talking to us from the clubhouse? 1552 01:16:08,197 --> 01:16:10,563 Well, they're not gonna play me until I come home, 1553 01:16:10,633 --> 01:16:13,659 so I might as well do something else with my time. 1554 01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:16,261 Stan, how does it feel not to be playing right now? 1555 01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:18,602 It don't feel good, especially the way I've been swinging, 1556 01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:19,606 but that's Skip's decision. 1557 01:16:19,675 --> 01:16:21,472 I have to go with it because, as you say, 1558 01:16:21,544 --> 01:16:23,011 we got a chance to make third place. 1559 01:16:23,079 --> 01:16:25,206 And they were in fifth place when you got there. 1560 01:16:25,281 --> 01:16:28,182 I finally got them playin' patented Stan Ross baseball. 1561 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,148 Okay, Stan. 1562 01:16:29,218 --> 01:16:32,449 Stan Ross, at 47, the oldest man to homer in the major leagues. 1563 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:33,510 How's it feel? 1564 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,422 To tell you the truth, we never thought you could do it, 1565 01:16:36,492 --> 01:16:37,823 and some of us hoped you wouldn't, 1566 01:16:37,893 --> 01:16:39,884 so we owe you an apology big-time. 1567 01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:42,294 Well, it takes a big man to admit when he wrong, 1568 01:16:42,364 --> 01:16:45,424 but like my teammate Kenji Fukuda taught me to say... 1569 01:16:45,501 --> 01:16:47,594 [Speaking Japanese] 1570 01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:49,797 What the hell is he talking about? 1571 01:16:49,872 --> 01:16:50,964 - Stan. - What does the future hold? 1572 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,133 - Yeah, Stan. - What about number 3,000? 1573 01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,336 What game are you gonna get this hit in? 1574 01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:56,810 I think I'm gonna get it on the next at-bat. 1575 01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:58,244 You got another homer left in you? 1576 01:16:58,314 --> 01:17:00,509 Keep your popcorn by your side 'cause it's comin'. 1577 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:01,515 [Laughter] 1578 01:17:01,584 --> 01:17:03,518 - Stan Ross. - Is it gonna be a home run? 1579 01:17:03,586 --> 01:17:05,679 The faster you throw it in, the quicker it's goin' out. 1580 01:17:05,754 --> 01:17:07,881 - [Laughs] - Hey, Stan. 1581 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:09,447 I hope you weren't listening to the trash 1582 01:17:09,525 --> 01:17:11,720 we were talking about you before you hit your groove. 1583 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:15,252 Tom, you wouldn't be where you are if it wasn't for Roseanne. 1584 01:17:15,931 --> 01:17:16,989 You know what? 1585 01:17:17,066 --> 01:17:18,693 That would have hurt if it wasn't true. 1586 01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:19,529 Stan Ross. 1587 01:17:19,602 --> 01:17:20,398 Stan Ross. 1588 01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:21,561 Stan Ross. 1589 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,229 Hey, girl, you been watchin'? 1590 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,068 The whole world loves me again, baby. 1591 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:27,166 Stan Ross, the King of Swing. 1592 01:17:27,243 --> 01:17:29,370 Sweetheart, I'm goin' national. 1593 01:17:29,945 --> 01:17:32,470 You know, you're starting to sound like the old Stan. 1594 01:17:32,548 --> 01:17:34,812 No, you're gettin' the best of both worlds. 1595 01:17:34,884 --> 01:17:36,511 The old and the new Stan Ross. 1596 01:17:36,585 --> 01:17:38,075 Team player, baby. 1597 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:40,315 So after you go national with all this press, 1598 01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:41,720 what's left for me? 1599 01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:43,382 I'm gonna tell you what's left for you. 1600 01:17:43,459 --> 01:17:45,984 I'm gonna give you a special exclusive. 1601 01:17:46,061 --> 01:17:49,588 You meet me at the ball park Thursday morning at 9:00. 1602 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:53,601 Just you, me, and the team. 1603 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:56,433 I called a practice on my day off on our last home stand. 1604 01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:57,472 Wait a minute. 1605 01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:00,008 Stan Ross called for an extra practice? 1606 01:18:00,075 --> 01:18:02,703 Now, I never thought I'd live to see this day. 1607 01:18:02,778 --> 01:18:05,372 I guess you are getting a little serious, huh? 1608 01:18:05,447 --> 01:18:08,007 Maybe I'm gettin' serious about you. 1609 01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:14,612 I'll see you at practice. 1610 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:16,988 Baby, you owe it to yourself. 1611 01:18:17,059 --> 01:18:18,185 Bye. 1612 01:18:20,496 --> 01:18:22,487 Oh, boy. 1613 01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:25,395 What you gonna do? 1614 01:18:27,469 --> 01:18:28,436 Whoo! 1615 01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:30,472 - Hey, hey! - How you doin', dog? 1616 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:32,803 Hey, Stan, go get your hit this Saturday, man. 1617 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,137 I got tickets for that one. 1618 01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:35,734 No, I got tickets for tomorrow! 1619 01:18:35,811 --> 01:18:37,438 You save the stubs, boys and girls, 1620 01:18:37,513 --> 01:18:39,140 because I'm going deep every game, 1621 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,580 and they all gonna be collector's items. 1622 01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:41,843 You-all watch and see. 1623 01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:44,477 Come here. I got a new idea. Listen. 1624 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:47,454 I got a new PlayStation game, "Hall of Fame Baseball," 1625 01:18:47,523 --> 01:18:49,320 where I get a chance to hit against those pitchers 1626 01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:50,756 that were dead before I was born, 1627 01:18:50,826 --> 01:18:53,158 like Walter Johnson and Christy Mathewson, 1628 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:54,662 and that candy-ass Cy Young. 1629 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,698 - [Laughs] - Well, you draw up the plans. 1630 01:18:56,765 --> 01:18:59,666 You got a call an hour ago from "The Tonight Show." 1631 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:01,532 They want you on there tomorrow. 1632 01:19:01,604 --> 01:19:03,595 I'm on a roll, man. I'm tellin' you. 1633 01:19:03,672 --> 01:19:05,697 - That's big-time exposure. - Here's the hook. 1634 01:19:05,774 --> 01:19:08,368 They want you at the studio at 9:00. 1635 01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:09,604 That's cool. 1636 01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:11,646 But you got that extra practice. 1637 01:19:11,714 --> 01:19:14,046 That's one practice. One practice. 1638 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:17,017 I'm talking about Jay Leno. That's bigger than the game. 1639 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,077 [Cheers and applause] 1640 01:19:20,623 --> 01:19:22,352 LENO: Stan Ross, come on out here! 1641 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,949 [Cheers and applause] 1642 01:19:25,027 --> 01:19:26,358 What's up? 1643 01:19:30,032 --> 01:19:31,556 What's up, baby? 1644 01:19:31,634 --> 01:19:33,295 All on, baby. 1645 01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:37,638 Have a seat. 1646 01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:41,301 All right. 1647 01:19:41,377 --> 01:19:44,039 Team Brewer is on a roll, making a push for third place. 1648 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,411 Ha ha, baby, I'm on a roll, too, Jay. 1649 01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:47,471 I'm on a roll, too. 1650 01:19:47,549 --> 01:19:48,846 I'm sure to stay on that roll, 1651 01:19:48,917 --> 01:19:50,544 what, are you taking the Ensure every day? 1652 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:52,314 - [Audience jeers] - Is it once a day? 1653 01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:54,720 And then you have a sensible meal for dinner. 1654 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,724 I can do anything a 20-year-old can do. 1655 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:58,157 Any doggone thing, baby. 1656 01:19:58,227 --> 01:20:00,320 - Anything, huh? - Show you right. 1657 01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:02,887 Show you right. And I can do it all night. 1658 01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:03,761 Dave? 1659 01:20:03,832 --> 01:20:07,131 Yeah, there's a large black man hitting on your wife. 1660 01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,699 - Yeah, show you right. - What's next? 1661 01:20:09,772 --> 01:20:11,399 I started my own little stuff right here. 1662 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:13,407 Check this out. Look at that. 1663 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:16,308 - My own little candy. - "Ross Bar." 1664 01:20:16,378 --> 01:20:18,437 Get a shot of that one. 1665 01:20:18,514 --> 01:20:21,278 That is the most ratty-ass candy bar I've ever seen. 1666 01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:24,251 It's a piece of loose-leaf paper you wrote "Ross Bar" on. 1667 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,185 - It's a prototype. - Oh, the prototype. 1668 01:20:26,255 --> 01:20:27,586 You gotta start somewhere. 1669 01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:30,284 - You know, I'm an entrepreneur. - [Laughter] 1670 01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,919 Once you get over the initial modesty, I think you'll be fine. 1671 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,190 You talkin' to the ladies' pet the men regret. 1672 01:20:35,264 --> 01:20:36,754 - [Cheers] - I'm Stan Ross. 1673 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:37,799 What's my name, baby? 1674 01:20:37,866 --> 01:20:39,265 AUDIENCE: Stan Ross! 1675 01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:41,530 - They call me what? - The boss! 1676 01:20:41,603 --> 01:20:43,070 - Because I... - Pay the cost! 1677 01:20:43,138 --> 01:20:44,605 - Because I'm... - Stan Ross! 1678 01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:46,800 Turn it up, baby! 1679 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:49,470 Stan Ross. Be right back right after this. 1680 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:50,739 Don't go away. 1681 01:20:50,813 --> 01:20:52,804 [Cheers and applause] 1682 01:20:54,383 --> 01:20:55,816 Yes, sir. 1683 01:20:55,884 --> 01:20:58,318 Boca! Yo, Bo! 1684 01:20:58,387 --> 01:21:00,048 Did you see me, baby? Ha ha. 1685 01:21:00,122 --> 01:21:02,682 Jay and I did our thing. That ain't no ESPN. 1686 01:21:02,758 --> 01:21:05,249 I'm talkin' big-time. 1687 01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:09,729 Hey. Hey, baby. 1688 01:21:09,798 --> 01:21:11,663 Don't you "baby" me. 1689 01:21:11,734 --> 01:21:13,998 I went to the park this morning, and you weren't there. 1690 01:21:14,069 --> 01:21:16,936 Your entire team was there, and you're a no-show. 1691 01:21:17,005 --> 01:21:18,438 Well, I mean... 1692 01:21:18,507 --> 01:21:21,271 "Well?" Didn't you call for the practice? 1693 01:21:21,343 --> 01:21:23,004 Besides letting down your teammates, 1694 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:25,342 you told me I could interview you. 1695 01:21:25,914 --> 01:21:28,610 Well, interview me now. Come on, turn the camera on. 1696 01:21:28,684 --> 01:21:30,015 It's not like I'm hiding from you. 1697 01:21:30,085 --> 01:21:32,781 I'll come right around. That ain't nothin'. 1698 01:21:32,855 --> 01:21:34,117 Shoot. 1699 01:21:34,189 --> 01:21:35,656 Come on, baby. 1700 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,851 All right, forget this. I'll freestyle it. 1701 01:21:37,926 --> 01:21:40,793 - Mark, Steve, are you ready? - You didn't ask if I'm ready. 1702 01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:43,024 - You always ready. - Let me get on that side. 1703 01:21:43,098 --> 01:21:44,690 You can see the balls. It looks better. 1704 01:21:44,767 --> 01:21:46,166 - Hey, how you doin'? - All right. 1705 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:47,702 Good. 1706 01:21:48,270 --> 01:21:49,931 [Clears throat] Come on, baby. 1707 01:21:51,774 --> 01:21:54,334 I'm here with Hall of Famer hopeful Stan Ross, 1708 01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:56,310 who is now just one hit 1709 01:21:56,378 --> 01:22:00,940 from reclaiming his cherished 3,000 career hits. 1710 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:03,908 But let's talk about the name "Mr. 3000." 1711 01:22:03,986 --> 01:22:05,851 Fit just right, doesn't it? 1712 01:22:06,488 --> 01:22:08,752 Why is there so much emphasis on the name? 1713 01:22:08,824 --> 01:22:10,815 Why do you care so much about it? 1714 01:22:10,893 --> 01:22:13,088 Because it identifies greatness. 1715 01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:16,097 When you think of Mr. 3000, you think of Mr. Stan Ross, 1716 01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:18,861 one of the greatest hitters straight up and down. 1717 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:21,596 Who were you before Mr. 3000? 1718 01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:23,763 Mr. 3000. 1719 01:22:24,907 --> 01:22:26,670 I'm just kidding. 1720 01:22:26,742 --> 01:22:28,175 Before that, I was a young black kid 1721 01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:31,508 on the South Side of Chicago, Stanley Ross, playin' baseball. 1722 01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:34,344 What does Stanley Ross think of Mr. 3000? 1723 01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:36,714 He wants his autograph. 1724 01:22:37,186 --> 01:22:39,120 - Really? - Really. 1725 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:42,680 - What about your teammates? - They don't need it. 1726 01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:45,784 They get the chance to see history in the making. 1727 01:22:45,861 --> 01:22:47,055 Oh, okay. 1728 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,824 So what you're saying is, 1729 01:22:48,897 --> 01:22:51,866 your teammates get to see your 3,000th hit, 1730 01:22:51,934 --> 01:22:54,300 but not potentially move into third place? 1731 01:22:54,369 --> 01:22:55,597 What I'm saying is, 1732 01:22:55,671 --> 01:22:57,696 thousands of people bought tickets this weekend, 1733 01:22:57,773 --> 01:23:02,107 not to see us play for third place, but to see me get my hit. 1734 01:23:02,177 --> 01:23:03,303 - Really? - Damn right. 1735 01:23:03,378 --> 01:23:06,142 It's the same reason why everybody else here. 1736 01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:09,480 Same reason why you here, unless you're here for something else. 1737 01:23:09,551 --> 01:23:10,950 Oh, okay. 1738 01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:13,712 You selfish son of a bitch! 1739 01:23:13,789 --> 01:23:16,155 - You don't want that on-camera. - No, I'm fine. 1740 01:23:16,225 --> 01:23:17,749 Because I'm not the one who's desperate 1741 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,124 to live his entire life in front of the camera. 1742 01:23:20,195 --> 01:23:23,426 Tell them about Toronto and the history you left there. 1743 01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:27,333 - That's so old. - Your damn ego is so old! 1744 01:23:27,402 --> 01:23:29,461 It hasn't changed, Stan. 1745 01:23:30,072 --> 01:23:33,337 [Voice breaking] I mean, how am I supposed to think 1746 01:23:33,408 --> 01:23:36,400 about moving here when you can't do what you say you're gonna do? 1747 01:23:36,478 --> 01:23:38,378 Mo, it's only one damn practice, baby. 1748 01:23:38,447 --> 01:23:41,575 You know it's bigger than one practice, Stan. 1749 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,549 But you're right. 1750 01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:57,025 I am here to record your history in the making. 1751 01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:01,298 And it's the same as it ever was. 1752 01:24:02,137 --> 01:24:03,434 Mo. 1753 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,569 BOCA: You gonna run after her? 1754 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,314 No. 1755 01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:21,251 I'll catch her later. 1756 01:24:22,324 --> 01:24:24,417 I got ball games to play. 1757 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,690 [Laughing] 1758 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:30,126 What? 1759 01:24:30,198 --> 01:24:31,825 - Whew. - What? 1760 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:35,165 No, I'm just saying, man, that's why I love you, man. 1761 01:24:35,704 --> 01:24:38,867 Wait a minute. What do you mean? 1762 01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:42,502 [Scoffs] I'm just saying that I could always count on you 1763 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,170 to do your thing, you know? 1764 01:24:44,246 --> 01:24:46,612 You're consistent. You're always driven. 1765 01:24:46,682 --> 01:24:48,809 And you're always for yourself. 1766 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,886 You sayin' that's a good thing? 1767 01:24:55,357 --> 01:24:56,847 I'm just saying. 1768 01:25:02,664 --> 01:25:04,962 [Rock music plays] 1769 01:25:05,033 --> 01:25:07,228 Come on! 1770 01:25:07,302 --> 01:25:08,633 ANNOUNCER: Just two weeks ago, fans, 1771 01:25:08,704 --> 01:25:10,228 the Milwaukee Brewers seemed willing 1772 01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:12,535 to accept their perennial position 1773 01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:14,508 in the division cellar. 1774 01:25:14,576 --> 01:25:16,009 Is it more than a coincidence 1775 01:25:16,078 --> 01:25:18,376 that their solid defense and clutch hitting 1776 01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:23,146 started with Stan Ross' 2,998th hit? 1777 01:25:23,218 --> 01:25:26,346 While Ross was just a spectator during their last road trip, 1778 01:25:26,421 --> 01:25:30,482 T-Rex Pennebaker has emerged as the team leader. 1779 01:25:30,559 --> 01:25:32,993 We've all witnessed the mounting frustration for Ross, 1780 01:25:33,061 --> 01:25:34,050 who has gone hitless 1781 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:36,324 in the first two games against the Astros 1782 01:25:36,398 --> 01:25:38,423 in this, his final home stand. 1783 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:41,594 You can't help but wonder what's going through his mind 1784 01:25:41,670 --> 01:25:43,831 as Ross' window of opportunity 1785 01:25:43,905 --> 01:25:45,930 to join that elite 3,000-hit club 1786 01:25:46,008 --> 01:25:50,604 is about to close and close before a nationwide audience. 1787 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:53,641 So, here we are. The stage is set. 1788 01:25:53,715 --> 01:25:56,878 A re-energized team plays for respectability, 1789 01:25:56,952 --> 01:26:00,683 while Stan Ross knocks on the door of baseball greatness. 1790 01:26:00,756 --> 01:26:05,193 Tonight, 35,000 fans witness as history unfolds 1791 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:08,229 over nine innings of Brewers baseball. 1792 01:26:21,309 --> 01:26:24,710 Last chance to go out there and get yours. 1793 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,992 We have a lineup change tonight. 1794 01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:41,757 In hopes of squeezing out an extra at-bat for Ross, 1795 01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:44,993 he's hitting cleanup right behind Rex Pennebaker. 1796 01:26:45,067 --> 01:26:48,969 MAN ON P. A: Now batting, first baseman, number 21, 1797 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:51,232 Stan Ross! 1798 01:26:51,306 --> 01:26:54,139 ANNOUNCER: This big crowd is charged tonight. 1799 01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:57,337 The right-hander Norton, one of the most competitive pitchers 1800 01:26:57,412 --> 01:26:59,437 in the league, will do everything he can 1801 01:26:59,514 --> 01:27:02,950 to avoid being a footnote in baseball history. 1802 01:27:03,018 --> 01:27:08,615 One game, one more hit, and he has that magical 3,000. 1803 01:27:26,708 --> 01:27:28,005 Ball. 1804 01:27:31,146 --> 01:27:34,479 They're on their feet, rooting for Ross to get ahold of one, 1805 01:27:34,549 --> 01:27:36,847 as Norton gets his sign. 1806 01:27:39,788 --> 01:27:41,688 Ross puts a good swing on it. 1807 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:45,249 It's deep to right field and carrying well. 1808 01:27:48,063 --> 01:27:49,325 Damn. 1809 01:27:54,703 --> 01:27:58,104 Yo, Ross! Why don't you take a seat? 1810 01:27:58,173 --> 01:28:00,607 You ain't gettin' that hit off me tonight! 1811 01:28:00,675 --> 01:28:02,233 Deal with it! 1812 01:28:05,247 --> 01:28:08,444 [Whistling "Mister Softee" tune] 1813 01:28:16,691 --> 01:28:19,626 - This guy's slider sucks. - Come on, man. 1814 01:28:19,694 --> 01:28:22,925 I guess somebody should have showed up to that practice. 1815 01:28:35,210 --> 01:28:36,643 ANNOUNCER: Home half of the fourth. 1816 01:28:36,711 --> 01:28:38,440 It's still a scoreless tie. 1817 01:28:38,513 --> 01:28:40,413 This crowd ripe with anticipation 1818 01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:43,178 every time Ross steps to the plate. 1819 01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:50,749 Ross swings. 1820 01:28:50,826 --> 01:28:52,555 A sharp ground ball up the middle. 1821 01:28:52,627 --> 01:28:55,323 Second baseman Gomez with a diving stop. 1822 01:28:55,397 --> 01:28:58,230 He scrambles. It's gonna be close. 1823 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:02,460 He's out! 1824 01:29:02,537 --> 01:29:05,131 - [Booing] - Oh, my, what a close play! 1825 01:29:05,207 --> 01:29:08,734 From our angle, I thought he was safe. 1826 01:29:08,810 --> 01:29:09,799 CROWD: You're wrong! 1827 01:29:09,878 --> 01:29:13,905 I'm surprised Stan Ross isn't protesting the call. 1828 01:29:18,787 --> 01:29:21,551 [Cheering] 1829 01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:30,088 - That man was safe! - That man was out. 1830 01:29:30,165 --> 01:29:31,097 What game are you watching? 1831 01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:34,067 I called the man out. I'm watching the same game you are! 1832 01:29:34,135 --> 01:29:36,626 - We are playing for third place! - The man was out! 1833 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,070 Don't make me run you, Gus. 1834 01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:40,664 You got your head so far up your ass, you didn't see the play! 1835 01:29:40,742 --> 01:29:43,074 - Head up my ass? - That's right! Head up your ass! 1836 01:29:43,144 --> 01:29:45,339 - That's what I said! - That's it! You're outta here! 1837 01:29:45,413 --> 01:29:47,142 You're outta here! Let me tell you something! 1838 01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:49,149 Get off of my field! 1839 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:50,946 You're the worst umpire in this whole league! 1840 01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:52,577 Outta here! 1841 01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:54,783 You're such a jerk! 1842 01:29:57,325 --> 01:29:58,349 The man was safe! 1843 01:29:58,426 --> 01:29:59,484 The guy's out! 1844 01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:00,789 He was safe! 1845 01:30:00,862 --> 01:30:02,090 Walk him off the field! 1846 01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:04,427 - Get him off my field! - You were safe! 1847 01:30:04,499 --> 01:30:05,431 You were safe! 1848 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:07,263 You were beautiful. Come on, tiger. 1849 01:30:07,335 --> 01:30:08,267 He was safe! 1850 01:30:08,336 --> 01:30:11,328 ANNOUNCER: So it boils down to the bottom of the ninth inning. 1851 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:14,170 Still scoreless here in the final game of the season. 1852 01:30:14,242 --> 01:30:17,678 "Mr. 2999" very likely will be making 1853 01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:22,183 his last plate appearance of a storied big-league career. 1854 01:30:22,984 --> 01:30:26,784 But first the man who's become sort of Ross' protege of late, 1855 01:30:26,855 --> 01:30:28,823 T-Rex Pennebaker. 1856 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,988 We've got an interesting situation here, fans. 1857 01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:33,687 If Pennebaker homers, 1858 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:36,697 that's the game, and Ross won't get another shot. 1859 01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:39,290 MAN: Go, T! Come on, baby! 1860 01:30:42,904 --> 01:30:44,701 Come on, baby. Get on. 1861 01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:47,503 I'll bring you home. Come on, get on, baby. 1862 01:30:49,878 --> 01:30:51,345 Just get on. 1863 01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:00,718 And that ball is crushed. 1864 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:02,552 A line drive to deep left center. 1865 01:31:02,624 --> 01:31:03,648 It's going, going. 1866 01:31:03,725 --> 01:31:06,193 It is off the base of the wall. 1867 01:31:06,261 --> 01:31:08,957 Pennebaker rounds first, heading for second. 1868 01:31:09,497 --> 01:31:12,261 And he is safe with a ringing double. 1869 01:31:12,334 --> 01:31:13,596 Oh, man! 1870 01:31:13,668 --> 01:31:16,569 He almost took the bat right out of Stan Ross' hands. 1871 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:19,198 But now Ross is up with not only a chance 1872 01:31:19,274 --> 01:31:22,937 for his 3,000th base hit and a call from Cooperstown, 1873 01:31:23,011 --> 01:31:25,605 but an opportunity to drive in the winning run 1874 01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:27,671 and end the Brewers' season on a high note. 1875 01:31:27,749 --> 01:31:30,479 MAN: 3,000, baby! 1876 01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:38,849 All right. 1877 01:31:38,927 --> 01:31:40,622 Come on. 1878 01:31:48,703 --> 01:31:51,536 - Ball. - [Booing] 1879 01:31:56,378 --> 01:31:57,868 - Pitch to him. - Let's go, man. 1880 01:31:57,946 --> 01:31:59,709 Get your hit. 1881 01:32:10,792 --> 01:32:13,158 - Ball. - Pitch to me, damn it! 1882 01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:15,719 Reach out there and get it, then. 1883 01:32:17,966 --> 01:32:19,456 Reach out and get it. 1884 01:32:20,468 --> 01:32:23,164 ANNOUNCER: Those first two deliveries, way outside. 1885 01:32:23,238 --> 01:32:25,172 Ross now crowding the plate. 1886 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:26,468 2 balls, no strikes. 1887 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,406 Nothing close from Norton. 1888 01:32:34,883 --> 01:32:36,783 [Booing] 1889 01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:39,743 I'm right here! 1890 01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:44,654 ANNOUNCER: Here we go. This is it. 1891 01:32:44,726 --> 01:32:46,023 3-0, the count. 1892 01:32:46,094 --> 01:32:47,652 This crowd roaring, 1893 01:32:47,729 --> 01:32:52,029 begging Norton to challenge Ross with a decent pitch. 1894 01:33:00,375 --> 01:33:03,344 BOCA: I could always count on you to do your thing, you know? 1895 01:33:04,312 --> 01:33:07,645 You're consistent. You're always driven. 1896 01:33:07,715 --> 01:33:09,740 And you're always for yourself. 1897 01:33:11,653 --> 01:33:13,177 That's why I love you. 1898 01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,190 ANNOUNCER: Look at this! 1899 01:33:23,264 --> 01:33:26,290 Ross lays a sacrifice bunt up the first-base line, 1900 01:33:26,367 --> 01:33:28,392 and T-Rex isn't stopping at third. 1901 01:33:28,470 --> 01:33:30,995 Here's a throw to first base, and Ross is out. 1902 01:33:31,072 --> 01:33:32,004 Here comes the play. 1903 01:33:32,073 --> 01:33:34,633 The slide, the tag. He is safe! He is safe! 1904 01:33:34,709 --> 01:33:35,937 The Brewers win! 1905 01:33:36,010 --> 01:33:38,103 The Brewers win! 1906 01:33:39,781 --> 01:33:41,408 We're movin' 1907 01:33:41,483 --> 01:33:42,848 Groovin' 1908 01:33:42,917 --> 01:33:45,647 Ain't no stopping us now 1909 01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:48,154 Groovin' 1910 01:33:48,223 --> 01:33:49,952 Groovin' 1911 01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:16,316 CROWD: [Chanting] Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! 1912 01:35:23,985 --> 01:35:26,010 S TAN: Corny enough for you? 1913 01:35:26,554 --> 01:35:29,682 Weii, it gets worse. 1914 01:35:29,757 --> 01:35:33,249 First off, now aii of a sudden, the press ioves me. 1915 01:35:33,328 --> 01:35:35,421 Took 'em iong enough, though, huh? 1916 01:35:36,097 --> 01:35:39,498 The Haii of Fame voted me in on the very next baiiot. 1917 01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:43,059 And as you can imagine, i had pienty of peopie to thank. 1918 01:35:43,905 --> 01:35:45,270 And oid Mo. 1919 01:35:45,340 --> 01:35:48,537 She decided to move back to Miiwaukee after aii. 1920 01:35:48,610 --> 01:35:50,942 I know she said i'd never get serious, 1921 01:35:51,012 --> 01:35:54,004 but these days, i'm even thinkin' about gettin' married. 1922 01:35:54,082 --> 01:35:57,279 You know, so i can have that great sex aii the time. 1923 01:35:57,352 --> 01:35:59,081 [Chuckies] 1924 01:35:59,153 --> 01:36:03,021 And hot damn, if Boca didn't just up and move to Boca. 1925 01:36:03,358 --> 01:36:06,020 I can see him right now, heiping some iost soui, sayin', 1926 01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:08,221 - "Do your thing." - Do your thing. 1927 01:36:08,296 --> 01:36:12,130 And me, i retired again, iike you probabiy figured. 1928 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:14,293 But i didn't want to go out without ieavin' the feiias 1929 01:36:14,369 --> 01:36:16,860 a iittie somethin' to remember me by. 1930 01:36:20,475 --> 01:36:21,737 Even though i ieft the game, 1931 01:36:21,809 --> 01:36:25,540 i couidn't stay too far from it, so i bought me that song. 1932 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:28,241 ["Mister Softee" tune plays] 1933 01:36:42,730 --> 01:36:45,494 Out of the tree of iife 1934 01:36:45,566 --> 01:36:47,761 i just picked me a pium 1935 01:36:47,835 --> 01:36:49,928 S TAN: And that's the whoie story. 1936 01:36:50,004 --> 01:36:51,437 Like my baby Mo says, 1937 01:36:51,506 --> 01:36:53,736 "it's aii about figurin' out who you are." 1938 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:55,435 And some of that's just a matter 1939 01:36:55,510 --> 01:36:58,673 of gettin' a iittie oider and acceptin' it. 1940 01:36:58,746 --> 01:37:01,112 And i can deai with that. 1941 01:37:01,182 --> 01:37:03,912 Just 'cause i'm retired don't mean i'm invisibie. 1942 01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:07,113 In fact, i'm guessin' you've probabiy seen my commerciai 1943 01:37:07,188 --> 01:37:09,281 once or twice yourseif. 1944 01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:14,086 The best is yet to come 1945 01:37:14,162 --> 01:37:18,030 And, babe, won't it be fine? 1946 01:37:20,735 --> 01:37:24,068 You think you've seen the sun 1947 01:37:24,138 --> 01:37:28,666 But you ain't seen it shine 1948 01:37:30,478 --> 01:37:35,177 Wait tiii the warm-up's underway 1949 01:37:35,249 --> 01:37:38,980 Wait tiii our iips have met 1950 01:37:40,054 --> 01:37:44,582 Wait tiii you see that sunshiny day 1951 01:37:44,659 --> 01:37:48,527 You ain't seen nothin' yet 1952 01:37:49,997 --> 01:37:52,329 The best is yet to come 1953 01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:56,530 And, babe, won't it be fine? 1954 01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,070 The best is yet to come 1955 01:38:02,143 --> 01:38:06,011 Come the day that you're mine 1956 01:38:06,748 --> 01:38:10,514 Come the day you're mine 1957 01:38:11,519 --> 01:38:15,717 i'm gonna teach you to fiy 1958 01:38:16,224 --> 01:38:20,320 We've oniy tasted the wine 1959 01:38:21,195 --> 01:38:26,599 We're gonna drain the cup dry 1960 01:38:28,102 --> 01:38:31,003 Wait tiii your charms are right 1961 01:38:31,072 --> 01:38:35,099 For these arms to surround 1962 01:38:37,812 --> 01:38:41,009 You think you've fiown before 1963 01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:44,574 But you ain't ieft the ground 1964 01:38:47,622 --> 01:38:52,252 Wait tiii you're iocked in my embrace 1965 01:38:52,326 --> 01:38:57,093 Wait tiii i hoid you near 1966 01:38:57,165 --> 01:39:01,932 Wait tiii you see that sunshiny piace 1967 01:39:02,003 --> 01:39:07,134 Ain't nothin' iike it here 1968 01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:09,540 The best is yet to come 1969 01:39:09,610 --> 01:39:13,979 And, babe, won't it be fine? 1970 01:39:16,451 --> 01:39:19,215 The best is yet to come 1971 01:39:19,287 --> 01:39:24,122 Come the day you're mine 1972 01:39:24,192 --> 01:39:28,060 Come the day you're mine 1973 01:39:29,130 --> 01:39:34,568 And you're gonna be mine