1 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,838 Hey! What do you think you're doing?! 2 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,143 - You're a punk, Sam! - Get off. 3 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,408 I ought to kill you! You fucking dickhead! 4 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,517 - I told you to never touch my camera! - Stop! 5 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,985 Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! 6 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,288 I ought to fucking kill you! And I will kill you, you little punk, 7 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:31,018 if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again. 8 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:33,493 - He's so gonna cry. - Step on him! 9 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,461 - Get out of my way! - Relax, man. 10 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,432 Are you OK? 11 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:50,507 You ever stare at the ceiling till it started looking kind of funny? 12 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,880 Like it was breathing. Like it was saying something. 13 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:57,486 Like it was saying, "Rocky, 14 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:01,022 you gotta do something about what's been going on." 15 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,897 Somethings gotta happen, Sam. 16 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,099 Somethings gotta give. 17 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,832 We can call the police. 18 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,039 Police wouldn't do jack. 19 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,679 I wish I was bigger. 20 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:24,810 I'm bigger. 21 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,915 Not to mention the fact that I'm smarter. 22 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:29,552 If you do something, he'll just get you. 23 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:33,280 Did you ever used to get me when we used to play hide-and-seek? 24 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:36,585 - No. - He wouldn't have any better luck. 25 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:41,222 Wanna know my secret hiding spot? 26 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,400 The roof. 27 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,838 The disappearing man. 28 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:51,934 Exactly. 29 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,151 So high. Oh, my God. 30 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,520 Rocky's thinking about doing something to George. 31 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,729 I don't get how the teachers 32 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,864 can just let him get away with that. 33 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:18,100 Teachers don't care. 34 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,966 They have him in detention for 15 minutes for a week. 35 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,364 Somethings gotta give. 36 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,406 If you could snap your fingers right now, 37 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:32,208 and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it? 38 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,086 Are we still on for Saturday? 39 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,826 Yeah, of course. 40 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,001 So, what are we gonna do? 41 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:51,668 I'll figure something out, 42 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,394 and I'll surprise you. 43 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,575 Hey, you know that fat kid, George, 44 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:09,049 who they keep holding back from graduating middle school? 45 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,653 Yeah, I hate that guy. 46 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,447 He beat up Sam. 47 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,352 No. 48 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,686 Hey, you know when we were at Rollins, 49 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,556 that crazy kid chased me across the field 50 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,196 and cracked my head open with a bat. 51 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:23,094 - Finally, an explanation. - Yeah, anyway... 52 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:25,462 - He's a real pig. - I say we smoke that ham. 53 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,932 Yeah? Make some ham sandwiches? 54 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,629 Pork chop-ify him. Spam-icize him. 55 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:33,606 - Link sausage-ize him! - Squeal, piggy! Squeal! 56 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,973 No, screw that guy. 57 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,012 You'd really like to do that, wouldn't you, Clyde? 58 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,377 - You're projecting, Marty. - Projecting? 59 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,019 That's when you say something that someone else... 60 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:47,089 You say that they want to do, when you're the one who wants to do it. 61 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,782 No, no, no. That's good. That's good. 62 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:51,359 Hold up, Rocky. Back up. I got something for you. 63 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,087 Just a little... 64 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,823 - Oh, you son of a bitch! - I was just projecting. 65 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,367 Oh, you asshole! 66 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,332 Later. 67 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,306 Wait up, man! 68 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,876 Let's go get some ice cream. 69 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:13,573 OK, Dave. 70 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:14,706 Hey! 71 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,276 Hey! 72 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,355 - Where were you guys? - Get beat up today? 73 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,547 See any new scars? 74 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,553 - Got any more gum? - I'm chewing the whole pack. 75 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,299 Why, you want some? 76 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,404 Tasty. 77 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:41,572 OK, 78 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:45,875 Jennifer Lopez or the girl who sits behind you in school? 79 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,745 J.Lo. 80 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,657 OK, I think I got one. 81 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:57,527 Tie him to a tree, pour some honey on his face, 82 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,321 and leave him there all day and night. 83 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,623 - Why? - It's for the bugs, 84 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,322 so they'd get on him and bite him. 85 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,798 - No, we can't do that. - Why not? 86 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,130 Well, what if a bear came? 87 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,306 Shut up. 88 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,278 You know, 89 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:19,846 if we hurt him, we'd be just as bad as him. 90 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:22,280 So we need to hurt him without really hurting him. 91 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:25,217 I mean, if you could think of something like that, then... 92 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,220 Then what? 93 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,388 I don't know. 94 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,657 All right, Heather Locklear 95 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:37,027 or Shannen Doherty? 96 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,633 Don't know who Heather Locklear is. 97 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,931 You don't...? Dude! 98 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,018 So, what do you say? 99 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:02,952 I think it's a totally wild plan. 100 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,295 It's also the only plan my brother would agree to. 101 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,297 He's just a little fucking Gandhi, isn't he? 102 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,970 Like a fucking white Martin Luther King. 103 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,534 All we need now is a boat. 104 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,766 Hey, my neighbor's got a boat in her back yard that she never uses. 105 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,343 - Does that mean you're in? - Do you actually think he'll go for it? 106 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:25,607 Oh, please. George'll get a hard-on as soon as he picks up the phone. 107 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:28,945 Rock will throw on some of that "sweet boy" charm of his. 108 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:32,054 Kid's desperate. Stupid. It's human nature. 109 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:35,692 All I know is, is I'm getting a hard-on just thinking about it. 110 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,624 Your mom don't need the car Saturday, does she? 111 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,232 The only thing my mom needs on Saturdays is Valium. 112 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,201 What do you think, Clyde? 113 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:50,636 Do we want to give Georgie Porgie a little taste of his own medicine? Huh? 114 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,537 Be some good, clean fun, don't you think? 115 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,211 Yeah, he deserves it, doesn't he? 116 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,346 If there's one thing that can't be argued, 117 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,779 it's that that fat freak deserves whatever he's got coming to him. 118 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,914 Dude, what'd I tell you? 119 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,887 You don't smoke herb. 120 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,026 Yeah, so get it out of my face. 121 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:13,263 Faggot. 122 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,865 Clyde-o, 123 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:25,905 I'm just fucking with you. 124 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,578 You're not a faggot, all right? 125 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,749 OK? 126 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,881 Fist bump? 127 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,318 Fist bump? 128 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,855 OK, zero kilter. 129 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,619 Besides, I like your dads, Clyde. 130 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,697 I never knew any homosexual men personally until I met them. 131 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,595 They're not so bad. 132 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,363 Don't you think so, Rocky? 133 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,352 Clyde, don't worry about Marty. 134 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,386 It's just B.S. 135 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:16,259 OK? Come on. It's B.S. 136 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,056 OK? It's B.S.! B.S.! Come on! 137 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,021 OK? 138 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,538 Hello? George? 139 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:42,208 Hey, hey. This is Rocky Maris, Sam's older brother. 140 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:45,321 Yeah. I got your number off the call list. 141 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,752 Is that OK? Great. 142 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,984 Well, what I wanted to call you about was... 143 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,389 Is that I'm inviting you to... To a party for Sam. 144 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,566 Now, I know that you two have been having some trouble lately. 145 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:56,825 But you know what? 146 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,934 He's always talking about how cool you are. 147 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,537 And it would really mean a lot to him if you could come. 148 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,263 It's his birthday. 149 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,442 It's on Saturday at noon. 150 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,338 We can pick you up if you'd like. 151 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,372 We're going boating. We're going on a boating trip. 152 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,446 You like boating? 153 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,681 Yeah, awesome. So the only thing 154 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,946 that I can really ask you to do, is not tell too many people. 155 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,852 Because we didn't really invite a lot of people, and... 156 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,960 And, you know, everyone knows everybody in this town. 157 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,494 And you tell your parents, 158 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,633 parents will tell other parents, and those parents will tell their kids. 159 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,768 And pretty soon everyone who didn't get invited 160 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:35,200 will be sitting at home, crying. We don't want that, do we? 161 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,670 There you go. So do you want me to pick you up 162 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,207 at noon? Awesome! 163 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,936 So I will see you at noon, George. 164 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,775 Awesome. Have a great day. Bye. 165 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,315 - Oh, God. - What did he say? 166 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,817 He said he would love to go. 167 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,182 He'd love to go. 168 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,982 Oh, I'd love to go. 169 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,319 I'd love to... If you could just... 170 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,730 I'd love, love, love to go. 171 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:05,232 Oh, I'd love to go! Come here. 172 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,400 - Say "uncle." - Uncle. 173 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:11,336 - Uncle who? - Uncle Martini! 174 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,920 Kiss my ass, Mr. Shaham. 175 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:27,049 Kiss my ass, Mr. Estes. 176 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,994 Kiss my ass, Ms. Johnson. 177 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,090 Kiss my ass, Mr. Rosenthal. 178 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:43,867 Shit. 179 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,436 Hey! What's up with my shooter, twerp face. 180 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,771 Target practice. 181 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,141 It's 11 a.m. in the morning for chrissakes. 182 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:54,045 Most people are doing cartwheels by 11, Kile. 183 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,182 Aren't you supposed to be in school? 184 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,820 Fuck school. 185 00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,688 I don't see you in school. 186 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,792 And besides, you're not Dad. 187 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,089 Come here. 188 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,356 Come here! 189 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,438 Yeah, you're right, I'm not Dad. 190 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,312 Dad didn't yank as hard as I do. 191 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,817 I don't really want to hear about Dad, you understand? 192 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,448 - You understand? - Yes. 193 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,652 Now, hand me my gun. 194 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,259 Look, stupid. 195 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,952 You ever take this without my permission again, 196 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,029 I guarantee it, you'll be sorry. 197 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,765 - You understand? - Yeah. 198 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:44,957 - You get it? - Yes. 199 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,089 Kiss my ass, Kile. 200 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,365 Things to say to Sam on our date. 201 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,672 One. 202 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,500 So... 203 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,975 Sam, it's a beautiful day, isn't it? 204 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,040 Two. 205 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,543 Are you happy 206 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,686 or sad 207 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,787 that we're leaving Rollins next year? 208 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,721 Three. 209 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:50,466 So, what's your father do for a living again? 210 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,227 Oh, he has a car-stereo company. 211 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,768 Do you believe in God? 212 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,211 That's a weird question. 213 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,685 So, what's it like being a male? 214 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,190 OK, stupid question. 215 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,130 My name is George. 216 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,076 This is the inside of my mind. 217 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,742 This is my mother. 218 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,018 My mom works out every day. 219 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,708 And this is my street. 220 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,180 This is the street I live on. 221 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,288 - What are we doing? - You're gonna like this. 222 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,055 Isn't that George Tooney? 223 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,823 Yeah, he's coming to the river with us. 224 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,903 - Why? - Sammy, don't you tell 225 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,367 your girlfriend nothing? 226 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:13,239 - What's he talking about, Sam? - You should've told her, Sam. 227 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,469 All right, everyone. He's coming. Be nice to him. 228 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,580 Millie, it's supposed to be part of the surprise. We... 229 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,307 Happy birthday, Sammy. 230 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:26,814 Hi, George. Glad you could make it. 231 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,757 You know everybody? 232 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,328 - Yeah, sure. Hey, everybody. - Hey. 233 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,261 - What's happening, George? - Hey, Georgie. 234 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,265 - Hi, George. - Hey, Millie. 235 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,372 We ready? 236 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,888 - What are you doing? - Making a documentary. 237 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,690 - Of what? - Of things. 238 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,956 Like Sam opening his present. Go ahead and open it. 239 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,100 Yeah, Sam, go ahead and open it. 240 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,736 You already opened all your other presents at home. 241 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,645 Stream Machine's top of the line. 242 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,546 I have one at home, so we can have a war sometime. 243 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:31,220 - Isn't it excellent? - Oh, yeah, thank you, George. 244 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,119 You must've blown your whole allowance on that thing, huh, George? 245 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,625 How much you bagging a week now, 40, 50 bucks? 246 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:41,895 It's very sweet of you, George. 247 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,233 I got it at Funco. 248 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,904 - You can return it if you want. - Oh, no, it's perfect. 249 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,938 Well... 250 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,403 ...it's a beautiful day for a boat trip with some buddies. 251 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,352 Hey, Marty? 252 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,289 My mom made me sign one of those contracts. 253 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,521 It's just, like... You know, I'm not allowed to get in a car with a driver 254 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,495 - who's been drinking. - Oh, it's cool. 255 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,759 My mom gave me permission to drink and drive. 256 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:22,131 - You don't have to worry about it. - Your mom must be pretty stupid 257 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,398 to give you permission to drive inebriated. 258 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,338 No, you're right, George. My mom is pretty stupid. 259 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,610 In fact, she's got one of those learning-disability things. 260 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,045 Must be a bad LD. 261 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,550 I have an LD, 262 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,622 but I should know you're not supposed to drive drunk. 263 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:44,122 I see stuff all backwards and shit. 264 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,229 Like, instead of seeing "stop" on a stop sign, 265 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:48,659 I see "pots." 266 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,664 My doctor says it's 267 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,997 a genetic variation, like for evolution. 268 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,167 So maybe I'm a superior being. 269 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,900 The future of the race. 270 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:07,140 Like, if aliens came down and they had a... 271 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:11,048 A language, a super-advanced language, 272 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,189 that said you had to read this way to that way, 273 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,380 instead of that way to this way. 274 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,574 Shit. 275 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,291 Yo, kidlings. 276 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,465 What are you guys doing here? 277 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,138 Eating mini beef tacos. 278 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,766 Finest mini beef tacos in the world here. 279 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,042 Yummy. 280 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,073 What, did you steal Mom's car again? 281 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,216 - Why do you care? - I don't give a fuck. 282 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,309 Who's the minors? 283 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,350 It's just my brother and some of his friends. 284 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,522 What are the paddles for? 285 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,089 We're going cow spanking. 286 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,058 Cow spanking, what's that? 287 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,820 It's like cow tipping, 288 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,225 only we spank. 289 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,392 Really. 290 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,570 Come on, let's just get the smokes and get out of here. 291 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,238 Camels. 292 00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:42,008 While you boys are out cow spanking, 293 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,804 Kile and I are gonna go pussy hunting. 294 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,949 - Good for you, Jasper. - Hey, don't get sassy with my boy. 295 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,454 You ever been pussy hunting? 296 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,753 No, I didn't think so. 297 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,086 You know how I knew? 298 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:01,025 Because you gotta have some bait to catch one. 299 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:02,993 That's great. 300 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,691 Grow up, Jasper. Let's go, Marty. 301 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,157 Jesus, Jasper. Why do you have to...? 302 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,563 Dumb fucks. 303 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,295 Why do you have to act so retarded? 304 00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,371 Have fun cow spanking, boys. 305 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,079 - Oh, man. That was awesome. - You see that shit? 306 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:13,161 - So whose road is this? - It's just a road. 307 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,734 Hey, you guys ever hear about 308 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:22,502 when Rocky and I were kicking it out here? 309 00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:25,341 We got some poison oak on our hands. 310 00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:27,278 This is a disgusting story. 311 00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,213 Anyway, so we were out here, 312 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,287 and we got some poison oak on our hands. 313 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:34,252 With all the beers we were drinking, 314 00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:36,585 well, naturally, we had to take a piss. 315 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,763 Now, I don't know if you're hip, Millie, 316 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:41,988 but when a guy pisses, 317 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,758 he has to hold his pisser in his hands. 318 00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,458 - Like so: - Thanks, Marty. 319 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,194 No, wait, I'm not finished yet. 320 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:49,633 Next morning when we woke up, 321 00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,705 we both had totally chapped, rash-y nuts. 322 00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:53,899 Hey, lucky you didn't run out of toilet paper, 323 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,807 have to wipe your butt with your hand. 324 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,819 Ouch, ouch! I just got stung by something. 325 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:09,549 - You all right? - Yeah. 326 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,062 You guys just go ahead. 327 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:14,958 Better make sure it's not a tick. 328 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,791 Lyme's disease, you know. 329 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:20,026 Look, all right, there'll be three circles around the bite if it's Lyme's disease. 330 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,863 But, like, you gotta watch out because you could 331 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,835 just straight drop dead from Lyme's disease. 332 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:25,565 Thanks, George. 333 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:27,937 Oh, if it is a tick and it gets dug in, 334 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,737 we might need to take my tweezers 335 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:32,438 and, like, put it under a flame until it gets, like, red hot, 336 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:36,414 and then burn the thing to death so it'll let go before we pull it out. 337 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,580 Can you leave us alone for a second? 338 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,351 Thanks. 339 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:50,623 Seems like George is having a good time. 340 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,597 What are you trying to say, Clyde? 341 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:56,070 Fat boy's gonna get what he's got coming. 342 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,274 I don't see a stinger. 343 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:06,549 Sam, what's going on here with George? 344 00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:09,480 Oh, it's nothing bad. It's just a joke. 345 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,244 What kind of joke? 346 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,922 Well... 347 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:16,189 ...we're planning on stripping him, throwing him in the river, 348 00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:18,690 and then we're gonna make him run home naked. 349 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,888 - We have a plan. It involves a dare. - A dare? 350 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,691 Yeah. See, the only reason I didn't tell you before... 351 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:26,062 Who said I wanted to be part of this? 352 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,238 All right, what about this? 353 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:31,796 What's that? 354 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:33,374 "If you could snap your fingers right now, 355 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:36,045 "and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?" 356 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,511 - It's totally mean, Sam. - He's mean. 357 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,741 He's a stupid fat kid. 358 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:43,681 He's got problems. 359 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,218 But he's obviously... 360 00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:52,418 Promise me you won't do anything to him. 361 00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:53,687 It's not just me. 362 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,263 Promise, or I go back to the car. 363 00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,796 All right, I promise. 364 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:03,233 I'll tell Rocky. 365 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,590 Can't wait to get her on the river and start paddling. 366 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:26,854 - Hey, Rock, you wanna go untie us? - Sure. 367 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,704 - There any life jackets? - No, I don't think we'll need them. 368 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:42,106 Come on, sweetheart. Gotta learn to live life on the edge. 369 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,076 He doesn't smoke, Marty. 370 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,941 Why don't you speak for yourself, faggot? 371 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:53,321 I gotta keep my eye on you. 372 00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:59,021 These are really strong. 373 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,959 Come on, Rock, he's not such a bad guy. 374 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,565 He's acting like a nice guy, Sam. 375 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,736 In reality, he's not. 376 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:09,797 You a... 377 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,341 You a cigarette virgin, George? 378 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,442 No. No, I'm not, man. 379 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,342 I've smoked before. 380 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:21,016 I... No, I once cold smoked 381 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:23,186 an entire pack of American Spirit Menthols. 382 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,616 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 383 00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:31,884 What if I told you American Spirit doesn't make menthols? 384 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,252 They don't? 385 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:36,159 It's OK if you've never smoked before, George. I never have. 386 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:39,364 Well, I have. All right, I'm not lying. 387 00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:43,806 You know, maybe they weren't menthols, but they were definitely 388 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,339 - American Spirits. - Right. 389 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,407 The only reason why he's being nice to us 390 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:53,515 is because he sees this as an opportunity to get something. 391 00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:56,208 To get friends. Everybody wants that. 392 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,183 OK, what if you were his friend, Sam? 393 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:02,191 I mean, he'd still go around school, beating everybody else up. 394 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,189 And that's actually if you'd be his friend. 395 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:06,555 I don't care what you say. I don't wanna do it. 396 00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:08,662 - Millie thinks it's a bad idea too. - Oh, well, if Millie thinks... 397 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,629 - Millie thinks what's a bad idea? - Nothing. 398 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,561 You pansies untie the knot yet? 399 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,671 Chop, chop, come on. 400 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,136 Hey. 401 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,870 Hey, Rock, you know, I got a knife 402 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,744 that'll slice through that like butter. 403 00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,145 That's OK, George. 404 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,115 I think we got it. 405 00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:33,118 Well, it's got, like, a bone saw, 406 00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:35,416 scissor, pick ax, I mean, everything. 407 00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:37,650 It's OK, George. 408 00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:40,395 OK. 409 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,940 I'll talk to Marty about it, OK? 410 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,079 Give me your oar. 411 00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:03,983 - Nice. - Thank you, George. 412 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:05,848 Yeah, I once skipped a rock on this lake, 413 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:08,490 it skipped, like, a thousand times. 414 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:11,658 Let's get her in the water. 415 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:14,057 Aye, aye, capitán. 416 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:18,427 Calling off the plan. I'll tell you later. 417 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,330 It's all taken care of. 418 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,679 Hey! You guys should take your shoes off 419 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:33,315 if you don't want to get them wet. 420 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:36,611 Too late. They're soaked. 421 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,547 This is gonna be fun, don't you think? 422 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:43,316 Yeah. But whoever didn't bring life jackets 423 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:46,052 on a boat trip's a moron. 424 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:50,533 Hey, you know I have athlete's foot? 425 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,698 - Get in. - You are so disgusting. 426 00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,302 Oh, my gosh. 427 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,736 Row, two, three, four! 428 00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:31,299 One, two, three, four... 429 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:59,701 Sam loves it, don't you lie 430 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,496 Rocky is a pimp 431 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,364 Clyde is a fag 432 00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,212 Yeah, you love it, don't you? 433 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,639 He spit all over the lens. 434 00:31:13,304 --> 00:31:16,751 Shut up, Rocky, this is what's gonna get me on MTV. 435 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,354 You need go-go dancers. 436 00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:26,184 This is expensive. 437 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,830 OK, now you have to stop. 438 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:32,500 Send your donations to George Tooney, Oregon. 439 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:34,692 Love one. 440 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:39,136 I always thought I was really talented in that sense. 441 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,571 You agree, right? Up top. Maybe later. 442 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:55,952 I'm glad the way this day's turning out. 443 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:57,988 It's a nice day. 444 00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:01,061 Yeah, if nothing else, it's a nice day. 445 00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:08,867 Can you guys taste how sweet the air is? 446 00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:12,170 Smells like cherry blossom. 447 00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:15,640 How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like, George? 448 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,945 It's obvious. 449 00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:22,277 I don't know. 450 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:24,885 What is a cherry blossom? 451 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,716 It's the blossom on a cherry. 452 00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:29,357 No, I thought it was its own kind of plant. 453 00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:31,185 What do you think, Marty? 454 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:33,589 I think I'm bored as fuck. 455 00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,895 I also think I got some more beer in my pack. 456 00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:37,566 - Anyone want one? - Yeah. 457 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:41,529 - You drinking, Sammy? - Yeah, sure. 458 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:43,296 I thought you... Didn't you want a beer? 459 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:00,187 Hey, Sammy. 460 00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,753 If you're really feeling like a party animal... 461 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,860 ...you wanna smoke a birthday doobie? 462 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:09,588 Sam doesn't smoke weed, Marty. 463 00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:11,664 - Rocky, chill out. - There's younger people 464 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:15,133 - on this trip, Marty. - All right, fuck-face, calm down. 465 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,667 - I've been stoned before. - Oh, yeah? 466 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:22,106 Yeah. Yeah. I smoked a whole blunt myself once. Yup. 467 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:25,042 I... I hallucinated that there was... 468 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:27,011 There was a little blue guy on my shoulder, 469 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,378 fucking tap dancing. 470 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:31,281 But, no, I don't smoke weed after that, 471 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:35,014 because, like, my doctor says it stunts your growth. 472 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:38,160 - So I'm waiting until I'm 24. - Yeah. 473 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,693 Because, you know, that's when you stop growing. 474 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:49,301 Have you ever been stoned, Millie? 475 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:52,270 Would you please get that out of my face? 476 00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:58,006 All right, go ahead, turn it off. 477 00:34:12,016 --> 00:34:14,257 Sure is a beautiful river. 478 00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,130 Oh, YOU guys, look! 479 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,165 - What? - What? 480 00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:24,701 What? 481 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,672 I thought I saw a water snake. 482 00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:07,147 Sam. 483 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:11,983 Millie. 484 00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:13,678 Thanks. 485 00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:17,622 - Here. - Thanks. 486 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:22,460 All that boating really gets your appetite up. 487 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:25,256 You've just been sitting in the boat. 488 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,299 I've been shifting my weight the whole time, 489 00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:28,732 trying to keep us level. 490 00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:30,667 Yeah, you've really been working hard. 491 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,468 As if your pussy ass has been doing anything. 492 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:42,348 Did you make these yourself? 493 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:47,522 You'll... You'll have to give me the recipe sometime. 494 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:53,086 It's peanut butter and jelly. 495 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,530 Oh, yeah. 496 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:08,540 Nothing beats a good piss in the river. 497 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,807 Except, of course, a good romping session 498 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,539 of a stupid, ugly, dumb, pathetic piece of shit. 499 00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:16,651 - Yeah, we gotta talk about that. - Yeah? 500 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,052 What's to talk about? 501 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:22,289 I want to call it off. 502 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,357 I'm not laughing. 503 00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:26,319 I'm dead serious. 504 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,053 Wait a minute. 505 00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:30,528 First, you get me all juiced up. 506 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:32,928 You make me steal my mom's car. 507 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:34,831 You get me out here on a Saturday 508 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,267 when I could be at home watching TV. 509 00:36:37,461 --> 00:36:39,134 - Marty, come on. - Then you have me steering 510 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,072 the fucking Titanic all across the river with a bunch of munchkins 511 00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:45,975 who are totally sober and bringing me down. 512 00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:49,151 Now, you mean to tell me we don't even get to do 513 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:50,842 what we came out here for? 514 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,022 I had no idea the guy was gonna turn out so nice. 515 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,714 Check it out, Rock, he's not nice! 516 00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:59,258 He's a spoiled, retarded punk who beat up your brother. 517 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:01,327 OK, maybe I feel a little sorry for him now. 518 00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,123 OK, well, then I'm gonna give you two choices: 519 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:05,323 You're either hard as hell and you're yanking my chain, 520 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:06,797 or you're the limpest dick I've ever met in my life. 521 00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:09,335 - Everyone wants to call it off. - Well, everyone is a vagina! 522 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:12,235 You don't even have a real grudge against him. 523 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:16,569 If you were any kind of a good brother, 524 00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:19,179 you wouldn't let Sammy boy get the shit kicked out of him 525 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:22,249 and then stroke the beater-upper's dick all day long. 526 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,444 - Just remember the plan's off. - Yeah. 527 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,025 I just wonder if, when push came to shove, 528 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:31,921 if you'd have my back. 529 00:37:36,053 --> 00:37:37,930 Hey, Clyde. 530 00:37:38,122 --> 00:37:41,126 Remember when you were in the fourth grade, and I was in third, and I... 531 00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:43,498 I smacked you across the face with a bat? 532 00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:46,470 - How could I forget? - Maybe you had that thing 533 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,644 where you forget from getting hit in the head. 534 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:50,835 - Amnesia? - Yeah. 535 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:54,312 Anyway, I was trying to remember. 536 00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:56,610 - Why'd I do it? - I don't know. 537 00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:58,980 You must've done something. 538 00:37:59,176 --> 00:38:01,417 No, I never do anything to anybody. 539 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,455 That's stupid. Of course you do. 540 00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:06,492 Look, it's not stupid, George. You just attacked me. 541 00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:08,527 A kid doesn't just attack for no reason. 542 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,630 You always attack for no reason. 543 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:15,297 I know it's your birthday, Sam, but shut your trap. 544 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:27,506 Hey! You pussies done with your sammies? 545 00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,343 Does it look like we're done with our sandwiches? 546 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,520 Yeah, I'm gonna get the boat back in the water. 547 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,746 You ladies can join me whenever you want. 548 00:39:06,243 --> 00:39:08,018 Why'd you drop the anchor? 549 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,883 Because I felt like it. 550 00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:28,135 Hey, Sammy. 551 00:39:28,332 --> 00:39:31,802 What you say we bust out that Stream Machine. 552 00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:35,241 - Yeah, OK. - Clyde, can you give it to me? 553 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,994 All right. 554 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:51,566 Put that away. 555 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:56,035 All right, first, we must charge the propulsion system. 556 00:39:57,328 --> 00:40:00,605 And then take aim and run a preliminary test. 557 00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:02,141 Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! 558 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,643 Don't fucking squirt that thing at me again! 559 00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:19,151 Hey, what do you guys say we play some Truth or Dare? 560 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,455 Yeah. Yeah, I love that game. 561 00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:23,791 - OK, then, let's do it. - Let's not. 562 00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:26,764 People's feelings always end up hurt when we play this game. 563 00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:28,231 Yeah, she's right. 564 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,133 God, Sam and Millie 565 00:40:30,327 --> 00:40:33,797 are a couple of little wet pussies, aren't they? 566 00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:39,038 Clyde, do you wanna start? 567 00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:42,615 I don't know. I'm kind of with Millie and Sam on this one. 568 00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,855 Pussy number one, pussy number two, 569 00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:48,284 pussy number three. 570 00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:54,459 Go ahead, Clyde. Start the game. 571 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:02,160 OK, then. 572 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:07,268 Rocky, truth or dare? 573 00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:09,673 Truth. 574 00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:12,108 All right, I want you to tell us, 575 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,284 in 20 words or more, 576 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,953 what you were thinking the last time you beat off. 577 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:23,591 Susie Johnson. 578 00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:27,422 But that's... That's not even 20 words. 579 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:29,256 It's, like, two. 580 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:36,033 OK, I imagined that she followed me into the locker room, 581 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:37,570 went into the stall. 582 00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:40,298 She got on her knees. I sat on the toilet. 583 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,536 - That's 20. - All right, Rocky, it's your turn. 584 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:48,806 OK, Sammy. Truth or dare? 585 00:41:50,941 --> 00:41:52,352 Dare. 586 00:41:54,111 --> 00:41:57,388 I dare you to French kiss Millie for ten seconds. 587 00:41:57,581 --> 00:41:59,356 Man. 588 00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:02,154 It's pretty exciting. 589 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,663 - It's OK. - What? It's OK. 590 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,597 Wait, did you hear that? It's OK. 591 00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:11,739 She wants it. 592 00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:13,408 This is what I paid for? Come on! 593 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:15,270 - Come on! - Let's go! 594 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:16,638 I want my money back. 595 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:18,745 OK. There you go. 596 00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:21,883 There you go! Ten. 597 00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,608 Nine, 598 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:26,185 eight, seven, 599 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,653 six, five, 600 00:42:28,846 --> 00:42:31,224 four, three, 601 00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:33,361 two... 602 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:40,761 Oh, shit. Oh, man. 603 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,539 Yo, Rock. Rock, I just had an amazing flash 604 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:50,144 of what your brother and Millie would look like all hot and bothered in bed. 605 00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:52,773 - That's gross. - Sammy, go. It's your turn. 606 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:55,883 Wait, wait, maybe... Maybe we shouldn't call him Sammy anymore. 607 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:58,917 Maybe we should call him "lover boy." 608 00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:02,791 OK, then. 609 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,482 Marty. 610 00:43:05,182 --> 00:43:07,162 - Truth or dare? - Dare. 611 00:43:07,351 --> 00:43:08,796 All right. 612 00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:12,133 I dare you to pull down your pants and your underwear, 613 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:15,429 and show us that famous dick of yours for at least ten seconds. 614 00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:17,936 Ten seconds. Wow, you are a killer, Sam. 615 00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:19,573 All right, I will do it, 616 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:23,438 because I am proud of my boys. But if I do, 617 00:43:23,634 --> 00:43:26,638 I don't want anyone else wimping out on their dares. 618 00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:28,578 So let's see the penis. 619 00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:31,616 - Bring on the penis! - All right. 620 00:43:32,242 --> 00:43:35,519 Millie, close your eyes. Marty doesn't want to go to jail. 621 00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:38,055 No cameras. 622 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,221 We ready? 623 00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:47,066 That's sick. 624 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,405 - Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! - Oh! OK. OK. 625 00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:53,234 All right. You fucking asshole. 626 00:43:57,001 --> 00:43:59,914 - It was hairy as a chimp! - Yeah, was it? 627 00:44:00,104 --> 00:44:01,606 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 628 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,580 It looked like a giant frog. 629 00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:06,721 All right, assholes. That was pretty funny, douche bag. 630 00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:08,321 - At first I thought it was all deformed, - Thank you. 631 00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:10,753 - Because it was just so fucking ugly. - OK. All right. 632 00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:12,950 Have you gotten out all your stupid chuckles yet? 633 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:15,426 Have I gotten out all my stupid chuckles? No! 634 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:18,566 All right. Well, whenever you're done, let me know, because it's my turn next. 635 00:44:18,756 --> 00:44:21,259 "Whenever you're done, let me know, because it's my turn next." 636 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:22,869 - What are you doing? - Yeah, well, what are you doing? 637 00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:24,596 - Stop imitating me. - "Stop imitating me." 638 00:44:24,795 --> 00:44:26,035 - Enough is enough! - "Enough is enough!" 639 00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:28,972 Is that what your dad says to you? 640 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,839 You don't know shit about my father. 641 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,883 If you ever say anything about my father again, I will kill you. 642 00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:40,316 Do you understand? 643 00:44:45,382 --> 00:44:46,759 Marty, I... 644 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:49,692 I was just messing around with you. 645 00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:52,701 OK, messing boy. 646 00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:56,462 I dare you to strip butt naked and jump in the river. 647 00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:58,571 Marty, leave him alone. 648 00:44:59,496 --> 00:45:01,373 I did my dare. 649 00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:04,171 Now he does his. Those are the rules, Clyde. 650 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,541 Marty, why don't you just calm down? 651 00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:09,547 - OK, the game's over. - The game'll be over in a minute! 652 00:45:11,108 --> 00:45:15,022 Right after fat-ass here takes his clothes off and gets in the bath. 653 00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:21,652 Chill out, Marty, all right? 654 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:24,692 Because you know what? I didn't even pick dare, all right? 655 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:25,992 I pick truth. 656 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,830 You want a truth? 657 00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:32,633 OK, I'll give you a truth. 658 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:37,344 The truth is, lard-fart, 659 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,773 is that we didn't invite you out here because we've been secretly in love 660 00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:43,315 - with you all these years. - Marty, don't do this. 661 00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:46,545 We invited you out here because you smacked Sammy boy 662 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,883 - right there in the cranium. - Marty, stop. 663 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:52,526 So we came up with a plan to mess you up. 664 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:56,386 Is that true, Sam? 665 00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:00,525 Yeah. 666 00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:03,432 But then we changed our minds because we liked you. 667 00:46:04,194 --> 00:46:06,140 Wait, you...? You tricked me? 668 00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:08,173 Yes, we tricked you. 669 00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:10,538 And, yes, all these suckers here changed their minds, 670 00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:12,771 but I didn't change mine. 671 00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:17,585 I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans. 672 00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,624 What have you been planning? 673 00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,799 We were planning on stripping you, 674 00:46:34,992 --> 00:46:38,064 throwing you in the river, then making you run home naked. 675 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:43,608 - It's not funny. - Oh, it's super-duper funny to me. 676 00:46:49,506 --> 00:46:51,577 - I'm sorry, George. - You're not sorry! 677 00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:53,686 I'm sorry. 678 00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:01,795 Is...? Is it even your birthday? 679 00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:03,555 No. 680 00:47:07,624 --> 00:47:09,535 You're a fucking lying son of a bitch, Sam! 681 00:47:09,726 --> 00:47:11,865 All right? And I hope you fucking go to hell! 682 00:47:12,062 --> 00:47:14,633 - Don't make things worse, George. - Shut the fuck up, Millie. 683 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,869 You fucking stupid JAP cunt! 684 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,705 Sit down, George. You're out of control. 685 00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:21,473 Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! 686 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,811 Fucking skinny, butt-munching faggot! 687 00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:25,850 I hate you, you know that? I really do! 688 00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:28,284 Because all you do is fucking prance around school, 689 00:47:28,478 --> 00:47:30,890 talking about your fucking faggoty, fairy fathers! 690 00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:32,822 I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear 691 00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:35,656 about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work. 692 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,628 All right? It makes me sick! 693 00:47:37,821 --> 00:47:41,564 And I... I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease! 694 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:44,863 Yeah! 695 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:54,179 And... And speaking of dead fathers... 696 00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:58,544 ...I just remembered why bonehead, white-trash, 697 00:47:58,742 --> 00:48:01,814 fucking donkey-dick Marty got so fucking freaked 698 00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:05,084 when I started talking about his daddy. 699 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:09,920 His Neanderthal 700 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,158 drunk dad put a gun in his mouth 701 00:48:13,357 --> 00:48:17,237 and splattered his brains all over the wall. 702 00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:25,303 You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. 703 00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:29,507 She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." 704 00:48:29,706 --> 00:48:34,314 I thought it was sad at first. But, now, I like it. 705 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:37,422 His daddy splattered his brains 706 00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:39,719 all over the wall. 707 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,397 - His daddy splattered his brains - Shut up, George. 708 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,192 - All over the wall. - George, come on. Shut up. 709 00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:47,426 His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall! 710 00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:50,264 - Stop it, George! - All over the wall! 711 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:52,371 - His daddy splattered his brains - No one talks to people like that. 712 00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:55,509 - All over the wall! - Shut the fuck up, George! 713 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:58,179 - Shut the fuck up! - All over the wall! 714 00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:01,247 All over the wall! His daddy splattered his brains 715 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:02,883 - Shut up! - all over the wall! 716 00:49:03,073 --> 00:49:04,313 - Marty! - Stop it! 717 00:49:04,508 --> 00:49:07,045 - Marty! George! - All over the wall! 718 00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:09,019 Shut the fuck up! 719 00:49:11,348 --> 00:49:12,759 - Help! Help! - That's what happens 720 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,657 when you fuck with Martini Blank! 721 00:49:14,851 --> 00:49:17,832 - Help, help! Please! - Martini Blank's friends back him up. 722 00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:21,335 - That's what friends do, fuck-o. - Help! 723 00:49:21,525 --> 00:49:24,267 - Help! Help! Help! - That's why you're in the water. 724 00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:28,141 - Because you've got none. - Help! Fucker! 725 00:49:33,370 --> 00:49:34,405 Help! 726 00:49:34,604 --> 00:49:36,515 Help! Help! 727 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:42,521 Help! Help! 728 00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:52,694 Please help. 729 00:50:06,036 --> 00:50:07,515 Shit, you guys, he's not coming up! 730 00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:25,919 Help! 731 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:29,792 Guys, help, now! Hurry! 732 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,464 Get him up. 733 00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:39,438 George. 734 00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:45,202 - Oh, shit. - Do you know what you're doing? 735 00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:47,973 One, two, three, four... 736 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:50,117 Help! 737 00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:52,715 Help! 738 00:51:55,011 --> 00:51:56,957 Help! 739 00:51:57,481 --> 00:51:59,392 Can anyone help us? 740 00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:04,955 - Help! - One, two, three, four. 741 00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:07,658 One, two, three, four. 742 00:52:10,026 --> 00:52:11,505 Come on. 743 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,440 Wake up. Come on, wake up! 744 00:52:20,403 --> 00:52:22,007 Wake up. 745 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:24,685 Shit. 746 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,816 Wake up! 747 00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:30,590 Wake up! 748 00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:33,693 Wake up! God, wake up! 749 00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:39,633 Wake up, wake up, wake up! 750 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,166 Wake up, wake up! 751 00:52:41,358 --> 00:52:44,237 Wake up! Wake up, wake up, wake up! 752 00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:46,031 Wake up! 753 00:55:53,174 --> 00:55:55,677 Fuck You! Fuck you! Fuck you! 754 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:03,123 We can never be forgiven for what we did. 755 00:56:04,085 --> 00:56:06,429 You didn't do anything. 756 00:56:07,388 --> 00:56:08,958 I don't wanna be here. 757 00:56:09,156 --> 00:56:11,659 I don't wanna be here. 758 00:56:12,126 --> 00:56:14,902 I wanted to kill him before I threw him over. Now he's dead. 759 00:56:15,096 --> 00:56:17,042 Maybe this was his time to go. 760 00:56:17,231 --> 00:56:19,268 Maybe it was his fate. 761 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:22,041 Why would it be his fate? 762 00:56:23,437 --> 00:56:26,213 Because everything happens for a reason, Rock. 763 00:56:26,941 --> 00:56:28,443 I don't know. 764 00:56:43,824 --> 00:56:45,804 I'm sorry. 765 00:56:48,195 --> 00:56:50,141 I'm sorry. 766 00:56:53,634 --> 00:56:55,045 I'm sorry. 767 00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:55,604 Anybody know what time it is? 768 00:58:08,776 --> 00:58:11,586 What if we say we were playing Truth or Dare, 769 00:58:12,179 --> 00:58:14,921 and then we dared him to jump into the river, 770 00:58:15,115 --> 00:58:18,028 and he did, and he drowned. 771 00:58:24,959 --> 00:58:26,370 What the hell are you doing? 772 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,369 Looking for his fucking video camera. 773 00:58:29,230 --> 00:58:31,836 If it gets found, then everybody finds out what we did. 774 00:58:32,032 --> 00:58:33,375 Everyone's gonna find out what we did, 775 00:58:33,567 --> 00:58:35,308 regardless if the video camera gets found, Marty. 776 00:58:35,503 --> 00:58:37,710 Not if we don't want them to. 777 00:58:39,306 --> 00:58:41,252 Are you joking? 778 00:58:41,442 --> 00:58:43,888 Look, this was a prank that went wrong. We come completely clean. 779 00:58:44,078 --> 00:58:47,821 No one's got a ton of sympathy for guys who throw fat kids in the river. 780 00:58:48,015 --> 00:58:51,053 All right? If we turn ourselves in, we're all screwed. 781 00:58:51,752 --> 00:58:54,096 What do you think's gonna happen, Marty? 782 00:58:54,288 --> 00:58:56,928 Superman's gonna fly around Earth and turn back time? 783 00:58:57,124 --> 00:59:02,767 No. I don't think Superman's going to turn back time. 784 00:59:05,866 --> 00:59:07,243 Think we gotta bury the body. 785 00:59:26,387 --> 00:59:28,958 Rocky, if we bury the body, it's gonna look like we did it on purpose. 786 00:59:29,156 --> 00:59:32,160 If we bury the body, we're not gonna look like anything. 787 00:59:32,359 --> 00:59:34,566 Out of sight, out of mind. 788 00:59:34,762 --> 00:59:37,766 Yeah, well, maybe out of your mind, you stupid fuck. 789 00:59:45,573 --> 00:59:48,053 Look, we just committed a major fucking crime. 790 00:59:48,242 --> 00:59:50,552 And if any one of us cracks, we are all gonna be screwed. 791 00:59:50,744 --> 00:59:53,850 Look, it was an accident. Kids like us have accidents all the time. 792 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:56,324 This wasn't just an accident. 793 00:59:56,517 --> 00:59:59,623 All right? We schemed this, from the beginning. 794 00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:03,131 All right, so fine, we schemed. No one has to know that. 795 01:00:03,390 --> 01:00:05,370 They're gonna figure it out. 796 01:00:05,893 --> 01:00:09,602 Somebody's bound to crack when they start asking a million questions. 797 01:00:09,797 --> 01:00:11,799 Put Sammy boy in a lie detector. 798 01:00:11,999 --> 01:00:14,411 Look, the idea of burying the body is nuts. 799 01:00:14,602 --> 01:00:16,513 Going to jail and getting raped every night 800 01:00:16,704 --> 01:00:19,981 for the rest of your cute, little, fucking lives is nuts. 801 01:00:20,174 --> 01:00:22,279 I think you're nuts. 802 01:00:58,245 --> 01:00:59,952 So that's it? 803 01:01:00,147 --> 01:01:03,560 We're just gonna pretend like we're all innocent. 804 01:01:05,285 --> 01:01:07,822 - Shut up. - No. 805 01:01:08,022 --> 01:01:10,161 - Shut up. - No! 806 01:01:10,858 --> 01:01:13,168 If you've got a better idea, then you better spit it out 807 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,204 - because no one else does. - Marty, come on. 808 01:01:16,397 --> 01:01:18,968 - Do you have one? - Shit, Marty. Get off. Come on. 809 01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:22,204 If you've got a better idea, I'll listen. Do you? 810 01:01:22,403 --> 01:01:23,746 - No. - Then do you agree 811 01:01:23,937 --> 01:01:26,213 that we have to go with the best idea we've got? 812 01:01:27,508 --> 01:01:30,387 Yes. Get off. 813 01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:42,991 You always gotta go with the best idea you've got. 814 01:01:45,225 --> 01:01:47,171 Otherwise you're just left 815 01:01:47,361 --> 01:01:51,036 laying around not knowing what to do. 816 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,780 I can't do it. 817 01:03:01,969 --> 01:03:03,846 It's not safe. 818 01:03:07,407 --> 01:03:09,751 It's a big joke anyway. 819 01:04:09,636 --> 01:04:11,809 I think that's deep enough. 820 01:06:54,267 --> 01:06:56,645 HEY, YOU guys wanna help? 821 01:07:09,916 --> 01:07:11,520 First thing we gotta do when we get back 822 01:07:11,718 --> 01:07:13,755 is deal with Jasper and my brother. 823 01:07:14,221 --> 01:07:15,962 HOW? 824 01:07:16,156 --> 01:07:18,158 Gotta make sure they forget they ever saw George with us. 825 01:07:18,358 --> 01:07:19,701 What the fuck you gonna do? Huh? 826 01:07:19,893 --> 01:07:23,602 Hit them over the head with a rock, hope they get amnesia? 827 01:08:02,636 --> 01:08:04,115 Thanks. 828 01:08:40,073 --> 01:08:42,917 All right, this is the way it's gonna work. 829 01:08:43,110 --> 01:08:45,818 We drop everybody off at their houses. 830 01:08:46,012 --> 01:08:47,992 Everybody's gonna sit tight until I go make sure 831 01:08:48,181 --> 01:08:50,627 everything's "copathetic" with Kile and Jasper. 832 01:08:50,817 --> 01:08:53,593 The word's copacetic, Marty. 833 01:08:54,488 --> 01:08:56,024 Yeah. 834 01:09:31,158 --> 01:09:32,569 Millie... 835 01:09:32,926 --> 01:09:34,769 ...mum's the word. 836 01:10:13,133 --> 01:10:14,874 Peg, can I get the phone? 837 01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:23,212 Shit. 838 01:10:27,214 --> 01:10:28,818 - Kile? - Hey, Marty. 839 01:10:29,015 --> 01:10:30,756 - What's cooking? - Hey, you little fucker. 840 01:10:30,951 --> 01:10:33,454 How'd the cow spanking go? 841 01:10:35,288 --> 01:10:36,266 What? 842 01:10:40,727 --> 01:10:43,571 Looks fantastic. 843 01:10:49,636 --> 01:10:51,206 You OK? 844 01:10:51,404 --> 01:10:52,849 You look a little... 845 01:10:53,273 --> 01:10:55,116 No, I'm fine. 846 01:11:00,046 --> 01:11:04,051 Clyde, if something's up, it's OK to tell us about it. 847 01:11:15,595 --> 01:11:18,098 This is so fucked. 848 01:11:18,298 --> 01:11:19,709 Fuck! 849 01:11:30,076 --> 01:11:32,078 I don't even know... 850 01:11:33,980 --> 01:11:36,085 I don't even know. 851 01:11:40,053 --> 01:11:41,555 Hey. 852 01:11:42,956 --> 01:11:45,493 Maybe you guys could take me home? 853 01:12:10,417 --> 01:12:12,693 Wish we knew what to do. 854 01:12:17,524 --> 01:12:19,504 We know what to do. 855 01:12:20,694 --> 01:12:23,072 You know what we did, Rocky. 856 01:12:26,399 --> 01:12:28,777 What are you trying to say, Sam? 857 01:12:47,087 --> 01:12:49,931 You have to trust me on this one, Sam. 858 01:12:52,559 --> 01:12:54,937 I'm your big brother. 859 01:13:03,303 --> 01:13:05,442 But I don't trust you. 860 01:13:20,053 --> 01:13:21,896 Where you going? 861 01:14:10,870 --> 01:14:12,315 What do you want? 862 01:14:13,540 --> 01:14:15,315 To talk. 863 01:14:15,508 --> 01:14:17,112 We have nothing to talk about. 864 01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:20,916 It was your guys' plan. I was just there. 865 01:14:21,514 --> 01:14:24,120 That doesn't mean I have to tell on you. 866 01:14:24,317 --> 01:14:26,661 And that's your problem. 867 01:14:27,887 --> 01:14:29,423 Are you done? 868 01:14:30,990 --> 01:14:33,197 Can I come in? 869 01:15:00,653 --> 01:15:03,793 Do you remember when you said we could never be forgiven? 870 01:15:08,895 --> 01:15:10,499 That might be right. 871 01:15:12,699 --> 01:15:14,201 I don't know. 872 01:15:16,669 --> 01:15:20,276 The only thing I do know is that I'm not sure about anything. 873 01:15:21,274 --> 01:15:23,618 What do you want us to do? 874 01:15:23,810 --> 01:15:25,790 Go back and unbury the body? 875 01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:28,152 He's dead. 876 01:15:31,417 --> 01:15:33,021 You know... 877 01:15:35,421 --> 01:15:38,300 ...when we graduate high school 878 01:15:38,491 --> 01:15:42,667 and go to college and become doctors and lawyers and all that... 879 01:15:47,567 --> 01:15:50,275 ...what do you think it'd be like? 880 01:16:30,810 --> 01:16:32,653 - Hey. - Hey, Marty. 881 01:16:32,845 --> 01:16:35,485 - Good to see you. - How you doing, Mr. Maris? 882 01:16:35,682 --> 01:16:37,355 - How are you? - I'm good. 883 01:16:37,550 --> 01:16:39,359 Are...? ls Rocky and Sam home? 884 01:16:39,552 --> 01:16:41,156 Oh, yeah, yeah. The whole gang's here. 885 01:16:41,354 --> 01:16:43,960 They're listening to music in the bedroom there. 886 01:16:44,157 --> 01:16:46,933 - Do you mind if...? Thanks. - Yeah, yeah. 887 01:17:03,176 --> 01:17:04,814 What's going on here? 888 01:17:05,011 --> 01:17:07,252 Why don't you sit down? 889 01:17:10,249 --> 01:17:12,991 What, so I go off to make sure all our business is taken care of, 890 01:17:13,186 --> 01:17:15,291 and all of a sudden you guys form a new club? 891 01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:20,630 - We've come to a decision. - You've come to a decision? 892 01:17:22,295 --> 01:17:24,536 What, are you kidding me? 893 01:17:26,299 --> 01:17:28,609 We already decided. I talked to Jasper and Kile. 894 01:17:28,801 --> 01:17:30,803 They're not gonna say anything. 895 01:17:31,004 --> 01:17:33,211 Everything is going to be OK. 896 01:17:33,406 --> 01:17:36,819 No. Everything is not gonna be OK. 897 01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:39,749 So, what? 898 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,591 All you guys decide to squeal or something? 899 01:17:42,782 --> 01:17:44,420 We have to, Marty. It's the only way... 900 01:17:44,617 --> 01:17:48,224 No, there is no "only way", Sam. That's crap. 901 01:17:48,988 --> 01:17:51,491 OK? You know that's crap. 902 01:18:06,973 --> 01:18:08,748 All right. 903 01:18:10,677 --> 01:18:12,918 Screw all of you, then. 904 01:18:17,817 --> 01:18:19,956 - Marty, hang on. - No! 905 01:18:23,990 --> 01:18:26,027 - Where you going? - Away from you. 906 01:18:28,227 --> 01:18:30,366 You suck. 907 01:18:30,563 --> 01:18:32,736 You know that, right? 908 01:18:34,567 --> 01:18:36,945 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know, drive to Mexico. 909 01:18:37,136 --> 01:18:39,412 What do you think? 910 01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:43,487 I don't know what to think. 911 01:18:45,344 --> 01:18:47,255 Well, if you don't know what to think, 912 01:18:47,447 --> 01:18:50,587 then you probably shouldn't be making decisions. 913 01:19:33,059 --> 01:19:36,506 What do you think about letting me borrow your gun? 914 01:20:40,159 --> 01:20:42,571 - Hey. - Yeah. 915 01:22:29,068 --> 01:22:30,877 Easy, man. 916 01:22:47,053 --> 01:22:49,897 He was saying terrible things. 917 01:22:50,089 --> 01:22:52,467 Things that shouldn't have been said. 918 01:22:59,732 --> 01:23:03,339 When your brother knocked George overboard... 919 01:23:04,236 --> 01:23:06,512 ...would you say he was 920 01:23:06,706 --> 01:23:08,947 in control 921 01:23:09,141 --> 01:23:11,417 or out of control? 922 01:23:17,083 --> 01:23:19,563 - You got something for me? - Yeah. 923 01:23:19,752 --> 01:23:20,992 Excuse me, Sam. 924 01:23:32,198 --> 01:23:35,771 Never seen him more out of control in my life. 925 01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:10,078 My name is George. 926 01:24:12,905 --> 01:24:14,509 And this... 927 01:24:17,076 --> 01:24:19,716 ...is the inside of my mind. 928 01:24:24,750 --> 01:24:28,630 The inside of my mind has a zillion things. 929 01:24:52,945 --> 01:24:57,018 The inside of my mind has a zillion things about it. 930 01:24:57,883 --> 01:24:59,328 But... 931 01:25:00,586 --> 01:25:02,725 ...people that don't see inside my mind 932 01:25:02,922 --> 01:25:07,268 don't know there are a zillion things and... 933 01:25:10,296 --> 01:25:12,207 You know, since no one sees inside my mind, 934 01:25:12,398 --> 01:25:14,844 no one really knows. 935 01:25:23,976 --> 01:25:25,546 But... 936 01:25:26,679 --> 01:25:28,317 ...one day people will know. 937 01:25:32,952 --> 01:25:37,423 One day people will know because that's my master plan. 938 01:25:42,795 --> 01:25:46,174 To film it all. 939 01:25:46,365 --> 01:25:52,316 To document every aspect of the life that is me. 940 01:25:53,706 --> 01:25:56,414 And put it in a time capsule in my back yard. 941 01:25:56,609 --> 01:26:00,182 And so that one day, some... 942 01:26:00,579 --> 01:26:03,753 ...alien, or some highly evolved species, 943 01:26:03,949 --> 01:26:06,862 will find it and... 944 01:26:10,222 --> 01:26:12,259 understand.