Mary Dinkle colored eyes like a puddle of mud.
Birthmark, the color of dirt.
It was Saturday afternoon and she was bored.
Mary would like to have a friend to play the carry-sling together.
Mary mood ring, which she found in a cereal box, was gray.
Which according to the graph ...
... this time he is pensive, unconsciously ambitious or hungry.
Friends only just The Noblets of his favorite cartoon show.
They are not original as it is sold in stores ...
... but the imitation made of shells, nut shells, pompom ...
... and chicken bones were collected from the event Friday night.
He wants to make himself all his toys and his favorite is Shrinkies
Packaging chips are made smaller to put it in the oven.
Mary's father, Noel Norman Dinkle ...
... working in a factory, strung on kentung tea.
During the event in his class, he said ...
... if his father could take the tea as much as he wants.
Mary's favorite tea bag was Earl Gray.
Mary particularly liked the mention "Earl Gray" ...
... And soon she would one day marry someone called Earl Gray.
They will live in a castle in Scotland ...
... have 9 babies, 2 ducks ...
... and a dog named Kevin.
Favorite Noel is sitting in a warehouse while drinking Baileys Irish Cream ...
... and collect birds found on the side of the motorway.
Mary wants her father to spend more time with her and less time for friends who have died.
Mary also want to have some brothers and women.
Said her mother, Mary just an "accident".
How can one be an accident?
Ralph's grandfather said, babies are made ...
... and found by the father at the bottom of their beer glasses.
Ralph grandfather smell like pickled onions ...
... and has been a member of Ice-breaking Frankton for 51 years.
They swam in winter to feel alive again.
It makes nipples become tense, Ralph's grandfather said.
Grandpa had died a year ago, at the age of 74 ...
... and his best friend, Ken, had recited a poem in his honor.
Born in a stable in a hill in Boronia ...
... Ralph undergo a long life ...
... and died of pneumonia (pneumonia).
Mary missed her ...
... and often wondered why his grandfather until drunk ammonia.
Many things are confusing Mary ...
... especially her mother, Vera Lorraine ankle.
According to Mary, Vera always seemed to stagger.
Ball pretty wild. And he's out!
Vera likes to hear the cricket while baking cookies ...
... and the main ingredient is always wine.
... 3/44. And Thompson 2/15 ...
His mother said to Mary, if it is a kind of tea for the adults ...
... that need to be tested constantly.
Very far behind. 6/96 England.
According to his mother Mary was testing the wine ... too much.
Mary also could not understand why her mother is always "borrowing".
Yesterday, she borrowed some Fishstix of Aisle 6.
Said his mother, put the items in his clothes to save on plastic bags.
Vera did have a complicated life.
Oooh!
Mary stopped daydreaming ...
... to take her pet rooster from the rain.
His father found the rooster on the side of the highway ...
... after falling from a truck behind the slaughter of animals.
Mary named Ethel.
Now is the time to see The Noblets. Mary really liked The Noblets ...
... because everything is brown, lived in a teapot ...
... and had so many friends.
Nothing is better, Mary thought to herself ...
... the smell of a wet rooster ...
... the sound of rain on the roof ...
... and the taste of sweetened condensed milk straight from the can ...
... while watching your favorite cartoon.
MEANWHILE IN NEW YORK ...
Meanwhile, a man called Max Horowitz also watched The Noblets.
Small TV Max, got the picture but without sound.
Television magnitude, a voice but no picture.
He was 44 years old and loved The Noblets ...
... because they live in a world picture with articulated social structure ...
... also adherents of comfort remains.
And also because they have a lot of friends.
Max had trouble sleeping ...
... and had spent the night watching television and catching fish food.
He told himself that it was the sixth fly he caught tonight.
She wondered if she should lie down while counting sheep ...
... or eating chocolate hotdog once again.
He thought he should try both but to no avail.
It was 6 hours and 12 minutes since Henry VIII died.
And Henry's death had made Max's life into a mess.
Asymmetric ...
... and the sooner he got a new fish, the better.
Tomorrow he's going to the pet store and buy a new Henry ...
...Henry IX.
Next.
Today was a day of shopping ...
... and Mary sat patiently while her mother "borrowed" some envelopes.
To fill the time, Mary scanned the room ...
... and count how many objects are brown.
There was sticky tape, rubber bands ...
... and a picture phone book of a woman standing in a brown lake ...
... with fire in his hand.
"The American people have a strange name", Mary Daisy Ankle said to himself.
People who speak funny named Rockefeller and Finkelstein.
He wondered what they look like, how old ...
... and if already married, whether wearing glasses, or find babies in their beer glasses.
Maybe in America they found babies elsewhere.
- Hmm ... - They drink a lot of cola.
Maybe they will find it in cans of Cola.
But, no, the baby would not fit through the small hole.
Mary had an idea.
He will write a letter to an American and asked where babies came from.
He chose Mr. M. Horowitz.
Aarrgh, Ny. Dinkle!
Back here, Vera Dinkle! You come back here!
Aaarghhhh!
Dear Tn. M. Horowitz...
Namaku Mary Daisy Dinkle.
I was 8 years old, 3 months and 8 days.
My favorite color, brown ...
... and my favorite food is sweetened condensed milk ...
... and also sweet chocolate.
I have a rooster called Ethel that looks like this.
He does not lay eggs but maybe someday.
My mother likes smoking, cricket and wine ...
... and my father was happy to sit in his chair with dead birds.
Where babies come from in America?
Is it from Cola cans?
In Australia, a baby was found in a glass of beer.
This is a picture of me.
I can not draw ears but quite good for the teeth.
It would be nice if you reply to this letter and be my friend.
Salam, Mary Daisy Dinkle.
NB: I hope you like the chocolate bar I sent.
It's called a Cherry Ripe.
Goodbye, letter. Do not forget to write a reply.
Max hated Thursdays ...
... that is the weekly meeting of "The Eater Excess Untitled".
And tonight he will feel uneasy ...
... because she had eaten two chocolate hotdogs to get there.
All right, kids ...
Eating chocolate is a violation of the rules.
Night was unbearable ...
... because of Marjorie Butterworth's strange glance.
Class is over.
Max had trouble understanding non-verbal instructions.
For him, going as strange to jog.
Max found most people very confusing.
But Max bit realizes ...
... tonight will be more confusing and vague.
Hmm.
He read Mary's letter four times. And then do what he used to do ...
... whenever confronted with something new and exciting.
Max's fragile existence, once again made him uneasy.
And after staring out of the window for more than 18 hours ...
... finally she decided.
Dear Mary Daisy Dinkle...
Thank you for the letter, which has been opened and read at 9:17 hours of the night ...
... after attending a meeting of "The Eater Excess Untitled".
I'm going to try to lose my weight ...
... because my psychiatrist, Dr. Bernard Hazelhof ...
... said that a healthy body equals a healthy mind as well.
Ooooh!
According to my mind was not healthy.
Drawing quite an interesting visual images that will be yourself.
I had never met anyone from Australia.
First of all, I will answer.
Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cans of Cola.
I asked my mother when my age 4 years ...
... and my mother said, babies come from eggs that incubate by Rabbi.
If you're not a Jew, then incubated by Catholic nuns.
If you're an atheist, then incubated by dirty whore lonely.
So as that the baby found in America.
I stayed with a fish ...
... some of the snails, which kunamai names of famous scientists ...
... a parakeet named Mr. Biscuits ...
... and, finally, a cat named Page.
"It" is the abbreviation of Halitosis (bad breath) suffered.
He followed me home when a group of children ...
... shoot her with a pistol beebee.
Do you have a pet kangaroo?
When I was born, my father left my mother and me in Kibbutz.
My mother shot herself when I was 6 years old.
Do you like chocolate hotdogs?
I found the recipe and will send it to you.
When I was young, I discovered an invisible friend called Mr. Ravioli.
Said psychiatrist, I no longer need it.
So he just sat in the corner, reading.
Last week, I collected 128 cigarette butts.
People in New York fond of littering.
I do not understand why people break the law.
Cigarette butts were not good, because they will be thrown into the sea ...
... and the fish will suck it up and then become addicted to nicotine.
I was joking because, of course ...
... it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater.
After all, fish do not have pockets to carry lighters.
I'm 44 years old ...
... has 8 sportswear with the same color and size.
I weighed 160 kg ...
Ooooh!
... and I'm measuring 6 foot tall tree.
Welcome to the New York Lottery!
I enjoyed the entry point of the lottery ...
... and have chosen the same numbers for 9 years.
- The numbers are 3 ... - 1 ...
- ...5... - ...4...
- ...6... - ...25...
- ...9... - ...2...
- ...11... - ...7...
- ... and 12. - ... 8.
Are you a winner?
Or a loser?
I have a lot of different jobs during my life.
My first job is to collect evidence of a subway entrance.
The second job in Yiddel's Gourmet Kosher Supplies.
I worked at the machine that made noodle kugels packaging before it is packaged.
I was born a Jew and once I believe in God.
But ever since I read a lot of books ...
... which proves that God is only the shape of the imagination ...
... people want to believe in God because he could answer the tough questions ...
... where it comes from the Solar System ...
... do worms go to heaven ...
... and why the old woman had blue hair?
Even though I'm an atheist ...
... I'm still using a yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm.
The third job in a company that prints the new logo.
I worked at the frisbee printing machine.
Frisbee is a circular plastic thrown people to be arrested.
Like a Boomerang ...
... but he did not return.
The fourth work is called on duty as a juror.
I do not get paid much, but I can cake and coffee.
Jurors are outstanding members of the community ...
... who never killed anyone.
I wrote a short list ...
... for a trial where a man killed all his friends ...
... on his own birthday surprise party.
Unfortunately, I was not elected because they know ...
... I've become a mental hospital patient.
Did you ever wear a brace stick?
My fifth job is a garbage collector.
I had to clean up the trash people and do not talk to anyone.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I was a robot between galaxies.
Call 911. Here you are in the waiting list.
One day the police took me in for questioning ...
... but then released me because they thought I was not going to hurt anyone ...
... except myself.
Sixth job, I entered the United States Army ...
... The Ministry of Supply Calculations.
Because I was good at counting.
I have to make sure how many pens that may be needed by the army.
One day they did a security check ...
... and asked me if I was a member of radicals.
I told them that I was a member of the Science Fiction Club of New York.
They said it was not calculated and then passed.
Unfortunately, I forgot to tell them that I used an adherent of communism.
Did you ever become adherents of communism?
Did you ever attack by crows or other similar large bird?
When I was 9, a crow attacked me when I was in perjalanku to school.
I had to get three stitches ...
... and in the spring I had to wear a helmet that is painting her eyes.
People laugh at me when I wear a helmet.
I'm not sure why.
People often confuse me, but I'm always trying to get them not to worry about me.
New York is a very busy and noisy place.
I would rather stay somewhere quieter.
As in the month.
I do not like crowds, bright lights, loud noises or sudden sharp odor.
New York has it all ...
... especially in smell.
Often I had to wear a mask and earmuffs when going out.
It keeps me calm.
I find that the man was interesting but I can not understand them.
I think, however, I will try to understand and trust.
You emerge with the exhilaration and I think you smell like a shrimp ...
... as far as I know Australia it has a lot of shrimp.
What you can read faster?
I think I can read two pages at a time ...
... one eye per yard.
I have to go now...
... even though I do not have time to tell you about my seventh ...
... in a condom factory ...
... reply me as soon as possible.
Your American friend, Max Jerry Horowitz.
NB: I hope you also include an image of your room.
NNB: Thanks for Cherry Ripenya.
And I'm glad you love chocolate as much as I love it.
I've never tried the taste of sweetened condensed milk ...
... but I'll try this week.
NNNB: I've never used a condom.
Go in good condition.
Max hoped Mary would write again for him.
He always wanted had a friend.
A friend who is invisible, a pet or rubber sculpture.
He calculated how many stars and wondered how many days, hours, minutes ...
... that his letter arrived in Australia.
9 DAYS, 6 HOURS, 47 MINUTES LATER ...
Vera is not interested ...
Aaarrg!
... totally not interested.
"This nut box never belonged to her daughter pen pal," said Vera.
Kejelekkan is enough in this world.
Mary would be home from school one hour ...
... time enough for a glass of tea and a bit of cricket to soothe the mood ...
... and eliminate mail Max memories from the brain of pickles.
Yes, he's out. Can not be trusted. 14. England 7/150.
THE NEXT DAY...
Stop! Wait!
Hey, man, they had nowhere to bag again?
Of course, Mrs. Ankle. Come on in!
Well, Kevin!
Aaarghh!
Come on, Vera. We've got another bag to be removed!
Ooh. Hmm.
Mary, what was all that junk?
Yep!
See you, Toots!
Oh, my God.
Ooooah!
Although there were letters Max smelled like fish heads and orange peel ...
... Mary swallow his words like a bowl of alphabet soup ...
... I have never felt this much fun ...
... since Ralph's grandfather found the coin to his nose.
He immediately wrote back ...
...pada sehelai kertas pembungkus daging diambilnya beberapa helai.
Dear Max, aku sangat senang sekali kau membalasnya.
Aku tak berpikir kalau orang tuaku akan menyukaimu, jadi mulai sekarang...
...kirimkan saja kirimannya pada tetanggaku Len Hislop...
No. 26 Lamington Drive, Mt. Waverley.
Dia sudah tua dan tak punya kaki.
Kakinya dikunyah habis saat Perang Dunia II...
...ketika beberapa orang Jepang menaruhnya di atas kolam piranha.
Piranha adalah sejenis ikan mas yang punya gigi.
Dia sangat takut pergi keluar, penyakitnya dikenal sebagai homophobia.
Dia memberiku 50 sen tiap minggunya hanya untuk mengambilkan suratnya.
Aku sedang menabung untuk membeli sebuah istana di Skotlandia dan menikah bersama seorang pria bernama Earl Grey.
Apa kau juga menonton The Noblets di Amerika?
The favorite Noblet is Vanity Noblet.
He wants to be friends with everyone even with men!
In your letter, you said you had no friends ...
... nah, I was too.
A-ha!
Yesterday at school, Bernie Clifford defecate in sandwichku ...
... and call me "face dirt" as a sign of my outside.
I wish I could peel it like a bandage.
Dia juga tertawa karena aku tak punya kancing.
Ethel mematuknya...
...dan ibu tak bisa memakai jarum karena dia sedang menguji anggur...
...jadi dia memilih menggunakan jepitan.
Saat aku pulang, aku memanjat ke tempat rahasiaku sampai waktu makan malam.
Anak-anak yang lain juga menertawakan potongan rambutku.
Ayah harus memangkas rambutku karena kata ibuku...
...penata rambut menjual rambutmu pada orang Cina...
...yang membuat kasur.
Guruku, Ny. Pendergast, mengatakan kalau aku harus banyak tersenyum.
Aku bilang itu pada ibuku dan kemudian ibu memberikan senyum yang lebar padaku.
Kurasa Ny. Pendergast tak lagi menyukaiku.
Aku harus pergi sekarang. Air mataku mulai membasahi kata-kataku.
Teman Australia-mu, Mary Daisy Dinkle.
NB: Have you ever been bullied? Will you help me?
NBB: I never use a cane or brace before being a communist ...
... but more like a Frisbee and your chocolate hotdog recipe.
NNNB: I'm sending you some Australian chocolate, pompom I made ...
... and also called Lamington cake, usually eaten at lunch.
Have you ever been bullied?
Ooooooooooaaaahhhh!
Mary letter reminded Max back ...
... will recall that buried deep.
We already memojokannya. Hey, Jew boy, you're going to pay for it!
Take this, Jew boy, boy Jew, Jew boy!
And as usual, he overcame the problem in its own way.
With 36 chocolate hotdogs later ...
... and after sleeping for 2 hours ...
...kekhawatiran Max pun lenyap dan sebuah ide muncul begitu saja di kepalanya.
Dear Mary Daisy Dinkle...
Terima kasih atas suratmu, cokelat, lamington dan pompom.
Cokelatnya sudah hancur, jadi aku mencampurnya dengan sedikit susu dan juga es krim...
...dan aku sedang meminumnya saat ini.
Setelah berpikir cukup lama, kurasa aku punya solusi untuk masalah mengerjaimu.
Katakan pada Bernie Clifford kalau tanda lahirmu terbuat dari cokelat...
...yang berarti kalau kau nanti pergi ke surga...
...kau akan dihadiahi dengan semua cokelat.
Tentu saja ini hanya bohong, aku benci berbohong...
...tapi untuk kasus ini, kurasa ini akan berhasil.
Kuharap aku bisa dihadiahi dengan semua cokelat...
...tapi, tentu saja, aku tak bisa karena aku seorang Atheis.
My neighbor lvy is also an atheist.
He did not say much but he often gave me a delicious soup every Sunday night.
He was half blind ...
... and sometimes I find a hair in my soup. Eeugh!
I did not tell him because Dr. Bernard Hazelhof was not polite.
Here's a list of the food I ate on the nights before.
Senin: Glicks Potato Knish.
Selasa: Yiddels Noodle Kugel.
Rabu: Captain Salty's Fishstix.
Kamis: Yentls Cheezy Blintz.
And Friday: Chicken Nuggets.
Saturday night I made my recipe itself.
Last week I created a hamburger spaghetti in a tin.
The recipe was the same as a mathematical formula.
Dr. Bernard Hazelhof told me that I should have no more weight than the refrigerator.
And do not eat foods that a larger portion of the head.
One day I eat watermelon bigger than my head ...
... but not all at once.
Do you have any advice for weight loss?
Meeting "The Eater Excess Untitled" me did not seem to work ...
... even made me become more tense.
It would be great if there was a "Fat Fairy".
Dia mungkin sama seperti Peri Gigi tapi dia hanya menyedot lemakmu.
Kata Ivy dia hanya separuh buta tapi kurasa dia benar-benar buta.
Dia seharusnya memakai tongkat seperti para tuna netra lainnya.
Dia bisa menajamkan ujungnya...
...dan memungut sampah di saat yang bersamaan.
Kurasa aku akan menulis surat pada Walikota dan menyarankannya.
Walikota pasti akan terkesan.
Ivy said she did not need a cane because of her sense of smell is quite good.
He said he could find me with her eyes closed staples.
He said I smell like the smell of Liquorice and old books.
I think it smelled like cough medicine and urine.
I never told ...
... because Dr. Bernard Hazelhof it is also not polite.
People often think I'm reckless and rude.
I do not know how to tell the truth could mean ... unbecoming.
Maybe that's why until now I do not have any friends ...
... of course besides you.
A true friend is one of three goals in my life.
The one I wanted all Noblet, and one I want a lifetime supply of chocolate.
Said Dr. Bernard Hazelhof have ideals that good ...
... it's just not the ideals stupid like mine.
I'm running out of words to write these things to you.
Please, immediately returned.
Your American friend, Max Jerry Horowitz.
NB: Do not worry for the smile.
My mouth rarely smiles ...
... but that does not mean I am not smiling inside my brain.
NNB: Do not forget kusertakan Frisbee ...
... some chocolate Pop Rocks, which you eat with Cola ...
... as well as pictures of turtles from National Geographic.
NNNB: Did you know that turtles can breathe with her anus?
Dear Max...
When I told Bernie Clifford ...
... I will be rewarded all the time chocolate in heaven and he could not get anything ...
... she was crying.
I also hoard some dog poop in the sand box.
Saranmu sangat hebat dan aku sekarang bekerja mengirimkan pamflet...
...supaya aku bisa menabung untuk menemuimu.
Aku sedih mendengar kalau kau itu gemuk.
Kata ibu aku juga gemuk dan aku akan tumbuh jadi seperti heifer...
...yang menurutku itu adalah sejenis sapi.
Mungkin kau hanya harus makan sesuatu dimulai dengan menulis surat setiap hari.
Senin kau hanya bisa makan...
Milkshakes, marshmallows and ... mustard.
Oooh!
On my birthday, mom made me a cake and dad bought me a camera.
I hope you like the photos I sent.
The first photo is of Ethel, who ate of tinfoil.
Next is me ...
... after I eat chocolate Pop Rocks with Cola, as you say.
Next is Len.
He was still doing his best to be able to go out and overcome his homophobia.
Next is my father sitting in the chair ...
... and once I stuck to the mouth of my mother who was sleeping ...
... with the stickers to help him quit smoking.
Next, is some peer stuck in my hair.
Then one time Sonny dig his wife, Cher.
And, finally, photos of another neighbor named Damian Popodopolous.
He's a Greek and smells like lemon dishwashing liquid ...
... the skin is very smooth, like the back of a spoon.
Mother said she was stuttering and could not even mention his name.
Mother says you have to hit in the back of his head ...
... to remove the words.
PPPP ... Popodopolous.
I wish he was my boyfriend and we could fall in love and making love ...
... as said Katherine Ramsay at me from behind the warehouse.
He said when two people "barefoot" ...
... and rubbing each other to make babies.
I told him he was a liar and will burn in hell like grilled meat ...
... because the baby was coming out of a glass of beer ...
... and incubated by a rabbit and nuns and "whore".
She said that she will take a rest ...
... and her baby in her belly cooked for 2 years ...
... until they come out of the "vag-eye-nurses" with blood and cord like spaghetti.
Do you have a girlfriend, Max, or perhaps several wives?
Have you ever made love?
Valentine's Day will soon arrive ...
... and I will give Damian a gift so he can love me.
Can you explain what is love and how can I be loved?
Once again, Mary's letter had raised anxiety attack.
Max had no idea what love ...
... for him it was as strange as dive ...
... and he has a terrible history of it all.
One time on Valentine's Day ...
... he gave Zelda Glutnik a prize which he deserved.
Only friend Max who warmed his bed ...
... just a warm water bottle.
Romance and love ...
... just a mysterious language he had ever heard.
If only Mary asked how to work the toaster ...
... or explain the meaning of the theory of chaos.
If no mathematical formula for love.
He resumed eating and thinking.
But love is not like a Rubik's cube Max. It can not be solved.
No matter how often he analyzed, the results are always negative.
Get lost you, you bastard!
He felt love but could not explain it.
Logically it is very strange for him ... as a salad sandwich.
The stars still more reasonable.
12, do you respond to that call? Change.
Anxiety and stress were too much.
Shapeless form of love finally won, and Max's brain gave up.
He was diagnosed with severe depression and obesity ...
... and spent the next 8 months to be rehabilitated and bed rest.
They gave him a lot of drugs ...
...dan melakukan prosedur "terapis" seperti yang biasa dilakukan.
Sementara itu, Mary bertanya-tanya dan menunggu.
Mungkin mesin ketik Max kehabisan tinta.
Atau mungkin Amerika kehabisan tinta.
Mungkin juga peliharaan Max memakannya.
Mungkin ini semua salah Mary.
Mungkinkah dia terlalu berharap, terlalu bosan, terlalu... jelek?
Marah, bingung dan muak pada dirinya sendiri...
...Mary berusaha untuk menghapus semua kenangan akan temannya untuk selamanya.
8 BULAN KEMUDIAN...
Max akhirnya sembuh.
Dan kembali hidup seimbang, aman dan simetris sekali lagi.
Tapi Mary masih saja ada di pikirannya.
Sebagian dari dirinya ingin segera menulis surat untuknya.
And some patients do not want to end up being a mental hospital once again.
At least there Mr. Ravioli are still accompany.
He may be a safer option.
He wondered what Mary was doing right now.
But the money is still not enough ...
... and still trying, collect the money even if it is raining.
Life is as usual at Max.
And though she wants her life organized and balanced ...
... bad luck still had not been away.
Fortunately, the murder charges are waived ...
... because it is considered as a person with a mental disorder.
And it seems no motive to kill a Pantomime ...
Oop.
Unlike most people.
Mulai saat itu, Max mulai menenangkan dirinya dengan cara yang berbeda...
...dan segalanya mulai kembali normal.
Sampai ulang tahunnya yang ke-48, ketika angka-angkanya keluar.
Selamat datang di New York Lottery.
Dan malam ini pemenangnya adalah...
3, 5...
...6, 9...
...11 dan 12!
Max bijaksana dengan kekayaannya yang tiba-tiba...
...dan kemudian membeli suplai cokelat seumur hidup...
...dan membeli koleksi lengkap The Noblets.
Dua dari cita-cita dalam hidupnya telah terpenuhi.
Tapi dia masih punya banyak sekali sisa uang...
...jadi dia memberikannya untuk Ivy...
...yang juga sangat bijaksana...
...sampai genap usianya.
Ivy leaving everything to the local cat shelter ...
... which then move the donation was on the passbook ...
... his wife's new breasts, a Ferrari and enough fuel to go to Mexico.
Despite all the ideals of his life has been reached ...
... Max still felt incomplete.
Tn. Ravioli no longer cut the mustard ...
... and look more interested in his own book.
Mary had given Max a taste of real friendship ...
... that really incomparable.
Mary also miss ...
... but it was no longer saving for him.
He's now saving for other reasons.
One day Mr. Ravioli, go away and never come back again.
Max listened to the advice of Dr. Hazelhof.
He said that real friendship comes from the heart ...
... not through the eyes of ...
... and that is the time to write again to Mary to reveal his true identity, wart and others.
Max understood.
Dear Mary Daisy Dinkle...
There is something that will tell you ...
... which would explain that was never written.
Every time I receive a letter from you, I had an anxiety attack.
That's because recently, while I was in a mental rehabilitation ...
... they are diagnosed, I was suffering from a new disease called Asperger's syndrome ...
... it is a nerve disorder, inability to thrive.
I prefer "Aspie" for its abbreviation.
Will mention some of the characteristics of people who have Aspie:
No. 1: Kudapati dunia ini sangat membingungkan dan kacau...
...karena pikiranku selalu berpikir secara harfiah dan logis.
No. 2: Aku mempunyai kesulitan memahami ekspresi wajah seseorang.
Waktu aku kecil, aku membuat sebuah buku yang membantuku saat aku sedang kebingungan.
Aku masih saja punya masalah dengan beberapa orang.
Ivy sangat sulit dimengerti karena kerutan di wajahnya...
...dan juga karena alis palsunya.
No. 3: Writing hand very ugly ...
... I'm also very sensitive ...
... clumsy ...
... and I can be very restless.
No. 4: I like solving problems. Ivy said it was excellent.
And finally No. 5: I have trouble expressing my emotions.
Said Dr. Bernard Hazelhof brain defect ...
... but one day may be no cure for the illness.
I do not like him say that.
I do not feel paralyzed, handicapped or feel I need to be treated.
I like being an Aspie.
I guess I wanted to try to change the color of my eyes.
There is one thing that all change, at any rate ...
... I wish I could cry like that naturally.
I squeeze and squeeze but there was nothing ... comes out.
Aku menangis saat memotong bawang tapi itu tak dihitung.
Ngomong-ngomong, apa kau suka kata "cumquat"?
Itu adalah sejenis buah.
Apa kau punya nama sebutan yang kau suka?
5 kata paling kusuka adalah Ointment (salep), bumblebee (tawon)...
...Vladivostok, banana (pisang)...
...dan testicle (testis).
Aku juga menemukan beberapa kata baru...
..."Confuzzled", yang berarti bingung dan penuh teka-teki di saat yang bersamaan...
..."Snirt", yang merupakan paduan dari salju dan kotoran...
...dan juga "smushables"...
...yang berarti jambu yang kau temukan di dasar kantung.
Aku mengirimkan surat pada orang-orang di Kamus Oxford...
...meminta mereka memasukan kata baru dariku...
...tapi suratku tak pernah dibalas.
Sekarang sudah saatnya bagiku menghadiri pertemuan "Para Pemakan Berlebih Tanpa Nama"-ku.
Ada seorang wanita bernama Marjorie Buttersworth...
...yang meng-confuzzled-ku.
Dia menciumku tanpa seijinku...
...jadi kuputuskan untuk menggosokan bawang pada ketiakku untuk membuatnya menjauh.
Teman Amerika-mu, Max Jerry Horowitz.
NB: Aku juga menyertakan...
... some chocolate-coated ants I found in Deli.
NNB: Not much has happened since I last wrote to you ...
... except for murder charges, won the lottery and died Ivy.
Mary was relieved, Max finally responded ...
... and suddenly an idea.
A-ha!
Mary and Max's friendship is very aware of Max ...
... and the tears of Mary is the best gift he had ever received.
My brain in the head Max smiled.
Filled with chocolate forms a strange ...
... letter they become increasingly dense and fast past the continents.
Max learned to read Mary's letters with caution ...
... and if you feel there is a little tension, he would stop ...
... to take the drugs in order to calm the tension.
Dia akan menyetrika surat-surat Mary, laminating dan menyimpannya di tempat yang spesial...
...itu juga menenangkan ketegangannya.
Dia menikmati menjawab pertanyaan Mary dan memecahkan teka-teki seperti:
Apakah domba mengecil saat terkena hujan?
Mengapa orang yamg sudah tua memakai celananya terlalu tinggi?
Apakah angsa punya bulu kuduk, dan mengapa bulu pusar berwarna biru?
Apakah para Noblets masuk surga?
Dan apabila taksi berjalan mundur, apakah sopirnya yang harus membayarmu?
Sebaliknya, Mary menyukai mendengarkan kisah hidup Max.
Berapa banyak orang yang dihitungnya membuang sampah sembarangan...
Bagaimana meninggalnya Henry yang terakhir...
Dan resep baru yang ditemukannya di dapur.
Mereka menutrisi satu sama lain...
...dan, di saat Mary bertambah tinggi...
... Max grew wider.
Their friendship even more closely than glue Noblet Mary.
Although Max get peace of Mary ...
... he still felt the world was very confusing ...
... and will not be able to understand.
Why does he have to see the odd ...
... while others are normal.
Man is not logical for good.
Mengapa mereka membuang-buang makanan sementara di India banyak anak-anak yang kelaparan?
Mengapa mereka menebang hutan padahal mereka butuh oksigen?
Dan mengapa mereka menciptakan jadwal bus di saat mereka tak kehabisan waktu?
Dia setuju dengan pendapat psikiaternya kalau hanya ada dua hal yang tak terbatas...
...Tata Surya dan kebodohan seorang manusia.
Dan untuk Mary, meskipun Max memenuhinya dengan percaya diri...
Right on target!
... his world is far from perfect.
The grip of love wrung his neck.
At 4:59 pm on 8-8-1988 ...
... Noel Norman Dinkle install the last rope ...
... and, after 40 years and 40 million tea bags, he retired.
To celebrate, Noel announced he had stopped by Taxidermy (animal skins filled with cotton) ...
... and prefer to use Metal Detecting Equipment.
But, unfortunately, it's not a hobby dipraktekannya in a long time.
In his will, Noel Mary bequeathed enough money.
Mary decided to go to university and learn about mental illness ...
... seeking to learn more about her.
Popularity Mary at the university the same as when he was in school first.
Damian also go there, sickly for a Thespian.
Hai, M-M-Mary.
Hi ... hello!
It was very funny ss-all!
Hey, Damian, rose mother's beautiful!
Oh, te-te-te-thanks, Mary.
Um, M-Mary, can I tell you something?
Of course!
Um, um, you got kkkk-dog droppings on your shoes.
Dear Max...
I'm really very foolish.
I spent all my money on pointless things ...
... when will I be able to save to meet you.
I know love to upset so I'll never talk about it again.
I want to say most is the love was not for people like me.
I hope you always healthy and enjoy the chocolate cigarettes kusertakan.
Best wishes Mary.
Oh, you should be ashamed!
- Come on, boy. Let us go. - Oh, Mom ...
I told you to never talk to strangers.
Noel's sudden death made Vera was filled with remorse and guilt ...
... and she finish in its own way.
Dear Max...
Our wedding was everything, something I've always dreamed ...
... in reply to my worst years ever.
Although the guests are families and friends Damian ...
... I was very welcomed.
Damian is perfect. She even makes her own dress.
And for our honeymoon ...
... he took me to Mykonos his favorite island in Greece.
I ride a donkey ...
... and find the right gift for Len.
Poor Len, he's still a problem with agoraphobia.
Aaahhhh!
Damian and I had in common.
He even had a pen pal, who lives on a sheep farm in New Zealand.
Mary...M-M-M-Mary.
Ohhh.
Mary bursting with desire ...
... and his confidence was unbearable.
She achievement, while at university ...
... and aspire to cure the world of mental illness.
He made a thesis based on Asperger's syndrome ...
... and using Max as learning materials.
The professor was very impressed made ...
... and the paper was well-known and widespread.
Shortly thereafter, the publisher invited him to publish his writings ...
... and when the birthday-25, thousands of copies were ready to be distributed.
Dear Max...
I'm very proud to give you ...
... the first printing of a book about illness ...
... and hope we can cure someday.
In fact, I'm even more pleased ...
... because eventually I'll come to celebrate with you for a week.
I'll give you half the royalties.
Dear friend, Mary.
NB: I also send some Swiss chocolate coated Almonds.
Max does not like to receive the letter ...
... did not like it.
Dear Mary Daisy Dinkle...
I can not express myself well for this moment ...
... and will kuurutkan feelings of the order that makes me feel the most tense:
Hurt, confused, betrayed, discomfort, suffering and sighing.
The latter is not a real emotion ...
... but I want you to know.
With his suitcase already packed for New York, Mary said goodbye to Damian.
He had never been this happy since he picked up from the gutter Noblet.
But the thrill soon disappeared ...
... like chocolate in the sun.
Mary slowly sank into a sadness, sick of himself ...
... and cooking wine.
The only color left in her life are her beloved Damian ...
... just an inch but as far as the moon.
He lost interest in the world and the world lost interest in him ...
... when a terrible shadow began to haunt.
He began to spend the night by making a pompom ...
... and eating two-minute noodles.
Each day, with strength and shame ...
... Mary lumbered toward the mailbox with hope ...
... only to rotate, shrink and re-run into.
Mary, my dear ...
... in the time you read this letter, I'll probably be in the plane towards New Zealand ...
... to start a new life.
I think you do not realize when I pack my things.
I fell in love with my pen pal, Desmond ...
... I'm going to live with him at his sheep farm.
Very difficult to know if you are residual memories of people who have the beloved.
Pp-your research on mental illness greatly admired ...
... but i-idealismu to cure have been deadlocked.
Mary, you should be aware that the k-you it's not a pretty magical cream ...
... that you can use in the world to eliminate wrinkles, wrinkles.
I love you, Mary ...
... but I'd love Desmond.
I hope that one day your heart can heal and we can be friends.
Your beloved entertainers, Damian.
Aaargh!
Dear Mayor Ridiculani...
On the Monday I counted 27 people who throw cigarette butts carelessly.
I suggest that the fines raised again ...
... be at least 1 million dollars as strict sanctions ...
... and I would be grateful.
thanks.
Sorry.
Dear Mary...
I send all my Noblet collection ...
... as a sign I've already forgiven you.
At the moment I received the book from you, the emotions inside ...
On the way home Max sat to count the stars.
She felt complete.
The world is back in balance.
# When I was a little girl ... #
# I asked my mother, I will be what day? #
# Will I be pretty, or rich? #
# And my mother said to me ... #
# What will be will be ... #
# Whatever will be will be... #
# The future is not for us to see ... #
# What will be will be ... #
# Whatever will be will be... #
# The future is not for us to see ... #
# What will be will be ... #
# Whatever will be will be... #
# What will be will be #
Ah!
Len had waited and after 45 years ...
... finally he managed to beat his agoraphobia.
Stupid!
Dear Mary...
I send all my Noblet collection ...
... as a sign I forgive you.
At the moment I received the book from you, the emotions inside my brain ...
... feels like inside a clothes dryer crash into each other.
The pain was like when I accidentally menstaples both lips.
Ow!
The reason I forgive you is because you're not perfect.
You're not perfect, so also with me.
All men were not perfect ...
... even a man outside my apartment who litter.
When I was young, I did not want anyone other than myself.
Said Dr. Bernard Hazelhof if I was just there on a sandy island ...
... I have to get used to my friend.
Just me and coconut trees.
He said I should accept myself, kutilku and others ...
... and though we do not choose to have warts ...
... they are part of us and we have to live with them.
We can, however, to choose our friends.
And I'm glad I chose you.
Dr. Hazelhof Bernard also says ...
... if someone's life is just like a footpath.
Most of the course average. Others, like me ...
... have cracks, banana skins and cigarette butts.
Setapakmu road with me but maybe there are not many cracks.
I hope one day we'll meet footpaths ...
... and we can share a can of condensed milk.
You are my best friend. And you are my only friend.
Your American pen pal, Max Jerry Horowitz.
NB: Lately I found the perfect job with a survey company.
I had to do was eat something and checking the box.
1 YEAR LATER ...
Max?
Halo?
Max, it's us!
We've arrived!
Oh, Max?
Max died peacefully the morning ...
... after spending a tin of condensed milk sweetness of the latter.
You are my best friend. And you are my only friend.
"He smelled like Liquorice and old books", Mary said to himself ...
... and the tears were dripping from her eyes ...
... the color of mud.