I think this might be, Paul. Good luck.
Thank you. Oh Boy. This must be thick.
I entered
Yes!
Thank you. Look, your brother is smart.
She's smart. Are you smart as your sister? I think so.
We are very proud of you!
Full scholarship
Plus meal plans.
The first ever in our family.
Of course, the child is reading Archie on one.
Hey, hey, that's for Paul. Hey, hey, hey.
You did something great.
Take this.
Grandpa, no I can't
You don't know the city. Everything is very expensive.
Just parking your car costs eight dollars
Grandpa, I don't even have a car.
Make parents happy.
Thank you.
Paul, dance with me?
* I said it was lucky Saturday, huh
* Then you turn to return I can tell it that you act
* That you want this
Don't you fight it, son
* That's only natural
* Can't disguise what's in your eyes
Do it. OK.
They say too much
Yes! Cool.
Don't deny when We touch it physically
What are you doing?
Let you and me
No, like this.
Don't fight, honey Come on, Paul. Do it right.
* That's only natural
You screwed it up What?
This is physical Let it be you and me Don't fight it, honey Hey.
You're all packed Yes. I can give you you hand
Yes. Shaking the tail for me is just a skosh, will you?
Don't know what I will do around here without my wingman.
Oh, I'll be back, soon when they catch me.
Yes? What do they have to catch?
Now, this is a difficult school, and everyone else will be more familiar with the city.
Did you know is a skyscraper
And they are all real sophisticated too Have you seen the Seinfeld show right? That's how it is.
They all succeeded Types of sarcastic humor.
And who claimed to be the funniest kid at Jackson High?
You told me a joke a few days ago. It is funny.
A tattered knot... Want to drink. String walk to the bar...
Yes. Yes. It is very funny. You are a funny person Ah, I don't know.
I mean, this is a giant city. How can you meet someone?
Do you want the secret to be friends?
Sure.
I raised this in service.
You will have many friends if you remember this one rule
Interested is indeed interesting.
Wow. What do you mean?
Alright, everyone has a story, okay
And all they want is for someone to listen to
People are basically good,
and if you care about them, they will want to be your friend All you have to do is see those people
See when you talk to someone That's it. There he is. Look at them in the eyes. Focus.
Listen to their stories Listen to what they have to say.
You did it, friend, and you can't be wrong
Yes. Thank you.
Shake it for me, Will you?
Yes.
Do... do you want to sit down? in my chair Sit down Hey, that's for him.
I dreamed of him He rang my bell * I got a sports class in half an hour
* Oh, how is she rock
* At Keds and tube socks
Hi. You look familiar * But he doesn't know who I am High droplets
That will be me.
Oh, me...
* I'm just Teenage poop, baby
Hey, I'm just a teenage poop bag, baby *
Hi, I'm Paul
Psychic abnormalities.
Huh?
We are in the same class.
See you later.
Hey.
Left, left. No, left. Not! Left! Ah!
But you push.
Hi friends, Can't he go there?
No. Not.
Oh! Ouch! Hey!
Oh.
Good afternoon.
Hey, what's up, man? How are you?
Yes.
Let me try again.
No, man, that's cool. Don't worry about that.
Yes.
See you later.
Hey, I'm just Teenage poop, baby Listen to Iron Maiden, maybe *
Hi friends.
That's a good hat.
Do Fargo manufacturers have a garage sale?
Leave it alone.
Oh, here. Leave it alone. Leave it alone.
Oh, hey, brotherhood calls you
Which one? Which one is that?
Gamma something. Oh, that...
Gamma... Gamma Delta. Gamma Delta Pi?
Gamma Delta Pi.
No, it's Globulin Gamma. That is not brotherhood. That is a blood bank.
But hey, that's right is very interested in you They love you It is a blood bank.
A Hunger Artist, This is the story of a player
who fasts as a form of entertainment
Sit in a cage all day, and this how he managed to entertain his audience.
But, with his breath dying, he revealed his big secret
that he could never really find the food he...
likes.
I mean that
Jerry Lewis, women and men.
Listen, do you mind if I continue with with Pak Kafka's story?
Are you okay?
Now, Kafka has full time work in an insurance company
Yes, I'm fine Looks like you hit your knee is very bad No no. I am doing fine.
Let's put ice on it.
What did Kafka say? About freewill versus destiny?
Anyone in the whole class of 167 students, all pay $ 35,000 a year to be here?
You, woman in infantry?
I haven't read it yet.
I understand that. Not getting around to read it
You have, uh, Ben Affleck on the Leno show last night.
Good things, funny banter, Looking forward to the film.
Listen, maybe in The future isn't too far away there will be courses in the 21st century literature, but until a glorious day...
Want honey? I have more.
No thanks.
Listen, people, they're rectangular slabs that you use as an outlet,
they book
Careful. The first time you open it, they will crack a little
Don't worry.
Florence Nightingale, what is Kafka saying about freedom versus destiny?
I don't think it's about free versus destiny.
You don't Do you mind What do you say?
Sometimes You are so helpless,
that's the only thing you can control is how small you can live.
Interesting. You have succeeded in reducing the father of modern literature
being anorexic teenage girl.
You only like to embarrass me, no?
Dora, I've told you before, I won't Have one of them "I know and you know
" and we know and they don't know " argument in front of my class
We have agreed that if we will do this, it must be a secret
Well, I know how embarrassed you are with me. I'm just your dirty little secret.
Secret means clandestine. Shame means shame.
have closed in middle school.
Can you stop treating me like a baby?
Why not take me seriously I risked my work with you. Is that serious enough for you?
What are you talking about? I am over 18 years old. Not that you sell alcohol to me.
Do you know Professor Brown?
No. Not?
No!
Oh, of course not.
Because he lost his job having an affair with students
The Board considers that is taking advantage
from the strength we have is more than a mind that is easily influenced.
Now, I can tell them how to you are not impressed and bored.
You're very condescending If I'm not smart is enough for you, why aren't you...
I'm not saying you aren't smart enough
But your ability to edit out your ideas you don't like...
... will make T.A.S.S. looks like an Al Goldstein publication.
You don't think I know what
I think you know how to enter a pair of Mary Janes platforms.
I think you know how to style your hair with an eggbeater,
saves a little time by layering on two, three months worth of eyeliner.
God, I hate you You don't hate me
Let me go! Yes, I do. Say you don't hate me.
Let me go. Stop it! Say you don't hate me!
Hi, Ma.
Hi, Rho!
Hi, Brenda.
Hi, Bren.
Hi, daughter-in-law.
I'm crazy, crazy * He went boom, boom, boom
He annihilated me Hey.
We order 'za. Slap me big head
Oh, well, look, the problem is I have a dollar meal plan that goes down,
so I have eaten in the union.
I have $ 120, but I have to endure to the end...
Sorry.
Give it to me, honey Uh-huh, eh-huh
Give me, baby Uh, Chris.
Think you can change it to just a skosh?
Skosh? What is that?
Only a little.
* Uno, dos, tres cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
You know it's a bit difficult just to hang out today
Our subject isn't cool but he's fake... *
I'll tell you something. And this will be yours alone, okay?
Good.
Nobody likes you They are not
No.
You don't pay attention
Well, no. What I did Why... Why aren't there people...
Oh, I don't know. I mean.
You talk weird and your clothes are paralyzed
You never entered, like, sixer.
You are just a sneaky little one who sits in the room and studies. This is very gay.
But I joined the Regent's Scholarship. If I do it badly, they will drive me away.
I'm not like you. I mean, You can drink all night and still pass.
You have to be very smart No, believe me, no.
Listen, you just... You have to play it smart. Well?
Take some Mickey.
Mickeys?
Yes, Mickey Mouse. You know, cakes, easy classes.
But I have to take it my prerequisites
All right, okay, take whatever you want
Try not so much like, uh...
you.
You know what I mean.
Yes. Yes, I think so.
Just trying to help.
Yes.
Hey, Chris?
What is a sixer
This is a six pack.
Beer. Thank you.
Hi, Rho. Hi, Bren.
* I'm blue and it's dead and it's dead and dead
* Da ba dee and die da ba dee dead
* Da ba dee and die
* I'm blue and I'm dead
Excuse me.
* Da ba dee da ba da ba dee ba die *
Please come here.
What can I help?
Hose your pants
How about a screwdriver? They are really good here.
I will give you $ 50 for them.
You can get three for $ 10 at Walmart.
Sixty dollars.
Please order a drink, sir. Just drinking beer, and I will think about it.
Good.
Oh, honey, is there something smaller? We can't change this yet.
Thank you.
Why did you do that? No, you get a small bill while they are aware.
When they're drunk, they won't know what they gave you
You can complete your tip.
You mean giving them wrong changes
No. Let's say they donate to your college funds
Yes, but it's stealing.
Ah, you're funny Hey, J.J.
You are a little nonsense.
Annie! Come back here!
You want everyone to think You are Mr. Stud, isn't it?
Listen, I have to tell them! You do not!
Excuse me, that's the Truth or Dare. That's how you are Play the game. Of course, I have to tell them.
What's wrong with you? You are really unstable Do you think it makes me want you more? Do you have to rub my nose in it?
Are you out of your pesky mind, You're crazy crazy
Listen, he's a psychopath.
It makes you disgusting, stupid troll
They can be 19, they can be 20.
Here.
Sal, it's 11:30.
Wait a minute. I speak here
Yes, but if I miss at 11:50 a.m., then I can't go home.
Give me the money People will show a little appreciation. You are trying to be a good man.
And no one appreciates anything You do it for them again.
You know, you're $ 40 short.
What? It is impossible.
Want to take it with Victor?
I don't think that's something you really want to attract.
Here.
Thank you.
11:50 for Westchester, Bronx, and Yonkers
now go to line 17.
11:50 now leaves line 17
Wait! Wait!
No! Stop!
Ma, hey, listen. I'm really fucked up in a study group,
my last topic and I have to stay.
I rushed to the station, But I still missed the last train.
Where are you, at Grand Central?
No, I went with my friend, Linda, to the girls' dormitory.
Can you live there?
Yes, that's cool. I will only sleep on the sofa.
Good. OK. I'll call you tomorrow.
Alright. Goodbye Goodbye
He will be 69 stars. It will only be a second.
Rubin Hall, where women live
What is a dormitory for girls?
Yes, this is the dorm for women.
Can anyone get in there
No, there is a security door and a night guard.
Uh huh. Well. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey, that's great. Thank you.
Oh, bless you, honey * Sometimes I feel * Like I'm drunk behind the wheel
* Wheel of possibility
* But it might be scrolling
Give a spin If you see it can somehow fight to the end
* You know there are always more than one way * To say exactly what you want to say
Am I getting out of my head? or am I out of my mind?
How can I do it? has been so blind?
* I am waiting for for an indication
* Hard to find
* It doesn't matter what I say just what I do
* I never meant to do it bad for you
* so calm I finally woke up
* If you are sad at that time it's time for you to talk too
Am I getting out of my head? or am I out of my mind?
* How can I do it? ever been so blind? *
Oh, man, I have this girl last night's telephone number
Guess what he has. Herpes?
No, genius, He has a pierced tongue.
It means he's gay, you know.
Are you talking about?
This adds to them sensual pleasure
No, this is for my sensual pleasure. It is not that.
Let's ask Dr. Drew.
Okay, we got Chris phone from Seattle.
He wants to know which sex prefers to pierce the tongue more.
I don't understand.
Come on, guys. I just washed all these towels
Oh, Paul, next time Don't use so much starch.
Hey, someone saw my toothbrush
You can't Find it? Dirt.
You'd better find that thing, man. These things can cost up to $ 2.50.
Yes, and yours has a good handle.
Well, you still don't qualify to do it financial assistance. Try placement of students.
The job only pays five or six dollars per hour,
and I made three times as much as in the bar
But I can't pay school fees unless I work more,
and I can't do that because I have to go home.
What can I say?
Not everyone who can be accepted can actually attend this school
Why don't you try to get emancipation?
Good. Thank you.
Oh. Where is your parent tax back
Um, I don't have it.
Now, how can you prove it? does not claim you as liberation?
Well, they are like that, But if I get emancipation,
and I get financial assistance, then I'm sure they will stop.
Alright. Who is your lawyer
What, a lawyer - against my parents Are you saying... Are you saying...
Are you...
Did you say that it is indisputable?
Yes.
Then you will need it W-2s, rent stubs,
proof of residence, electricity and water bills.
I have no place to live.
Well, you can't get emancipation to stay on the road Good?
I can't apply for work-study unless I get emancipation.
Then you will go must get an apartment
But all my money goes to school fees
Then you will only have to make more money.
Noah! Noah! Get up! Give me a hand Here, hold on. Hold it!
Hey, guys, don't we call a resident or a housing service or something?
No! We shouldn't to have a water bed.
They will think we're doing something bad What?
Dude, it's just water. Let it dry, man.
Guys...
Noah, Noah, we are eating. Come on.
No, no
Breakfast.
Wait! Wait!
We have to finish it this is Paul's problem
That person is really weak.
We gave it our best shot. I said we got rid of it.
Yes, I mean, Look at him and look at us.
I mean, That person can't feel like him.
If he is of his own type, he will feel it more comfortable and better about himself.
This will be the best around here.
I try to get along with everyone. But that person has no personality.
And he reflects badly on us with women.
Will you take it? student dining voucher?
No.
Okay, Paul, apparently you have caused some problems for your roommate.
So let's see if I can't finish this situation Now, what are you complaints with Paul
Well, not because I don't like Paul someone. He is a man who really likes to have fun.
But, uh, we were divided into our tasks for a week,
and he is always too busy, or has several reasons,
and we finally did it.
How about you, Noah?
Now, he said something that insulted about other ethnic groups.
And even though I believe in freedom of speech, you know, it's like...
You know, the way the smoke is air pollution,
I feel that racial slurs are a form of auditory pollution.
Yes, and see, I don't want to sound girly about all this,
but I think we've all taken except Paul's personal cleanliness.
Yes.
What about Paul? more effort?
We will meet again after the grace period and see how it goes.
You know, I don't know if I can do that
I like making slurs, and I hate doing homework,
and the plumbing in this room is too confusing for me
So, hey, that's who I am and if they can't handle it then...
Then I prefer to live alone.
Good. I will propose this with housing and see if we can make you move.
But, uh, in the meantime, it's better to start packing You are from veterinary school
Uh, no
Then why did they choose you?
Well, there is a shortage of housing. I entered another dormitory list.
But because I'm not a paying customer, I'm sure I'm a low priority.
Oh, it's okay, honey Yes, right.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do bad people hurt you? No problem. Give me a kiss.
Yes. Don't worry It's okay, honey.
This is the operating room
But don't ever go in there. They are sterile.
All you have to do is change their poopie paper,
give them their medicine listed here,
and if there is an animal that has an emergency, You must be a veterinary page.
And this, here, is your room You get your hot plate, bed and refrigerator,
but that is for employees only Oh, you will get first smell.
Can I get help here? Yes.
Just hold on to him.
Oh, meow, meow. Shut up.
I can use your help on cleaning teeth too.
You, uh, do something with him, okay Thank you.
Yes I know.
I hear you. Wow, do I hear you?
Dora, Victor wants to see you
No problem. It is okay.
I don't think this works out
What? Why not?
Do you see this? Last night, Kitty Station, $ 1,200.
Angel Station, $ 1,400. Your station, $ 600
Yes, but I'm behind. There are always a few people there.
You don't get it What do you do if the customer talks with you?
I... I'm listening, acting interested No. You say something funny, then leave.
So if they want to talk to you, they have to buy more drinks.
Okay, I will... I will try and do better.
Oh, forget it.
I don't know if you are too smart or is too stupid, but that doesn't happen
Embarrassing. You can make some real money. Take this and get out of here
Listen, please let me finish tonight. I really need the tip.
Victor, he is working the way through college Am I asking you
Come on, take it. For last week. Take.
Man, our T.G party is total breast
Every time I almost hit with one of the mamas,
His bad boyfriend must appear and mess things up.
What we need is a higher ratio of women to men,
like in a cool nightclub where they let it in five times more women as men.
How will we get five times like many women appear?
We have a party, but we call it a fundraiser.
So we must think of a charity.
This must be the right charity. It must attract hotties.
Yes, what is the country? with all babies?
Chinese. Romania.
No, but wait a minute. I don't know about babies.
No, I mean, that will happen Give them the wrong message
What about AIDS?
Oh, there is a mood setter.
How about the suicide hotline?
Do they need a fundraiser? All they have is a telephone. Are you sure
Hey, backpack. Whoa, whoa. What is going on?
Examination for illegal drugs and alcohol.
What? Since when?
O'Brien from eighth floor in a coma.
Is that so?
So the council instigates some new policies
This is whack.
Can they do this?
I call My father's lawyer Our parents pay a lot of money We enjoy our college experience.
Yes.
Hey, my metal detector.
I don't know how to make this easier for you. This is character evaluation.
This isn't like one of them Legend of VH-1 shows,
unless you are discussing a fiction character is not a coked-out singer.
Do we understand this? How about this, dismissed.
Ah yes. Mr. Alcott?
Yes? I don't understand my value.
That's the letter we used for failure. Look at me after class
Maybe we can work something out
Do you have to ask? is he something?
It's okay. Continue.
Professor Alcott?
Yes?
I joined the Regent's Scholarship, and I have to maintain an average of 3.5,
what I can do with two A and B + because there is one B I will enter physics.
But I can't get less than B because I only have one left to balance it.
And the problem is, Sir, my roommate
They never really let me shut up during study. And now I have to move.
And I'm on...
You know, I have this crazy type philosophy that your values should have represents your grip from material
and not your negotiation skills, which is amazing, by the way.
No, I am very... Sir, I will never ask for a value that you think is unfair.
It's just because I have 20 credits, and I only need 16,
I wonder if I can take this class pass / fail so I am not expelled.
And, sir, I promise, I will not slack off. Actually I work hard twice.
Okay, listen, I'm glad to hear that your plan to work twice as hard
because Lit 100 courses are never given a pass / fail.
Just did not work. So why not? take all the energy that is not loose,
and try to apply, just focus towards the final? Well?
Yes sir.
It's not too good.
Well, I'm a bitch child. When will your class is next?
Not 'till 6:00.
I went 4:00.
Okay, but can we discuss something? that I want to ask about,
in a way that isn't emotional?
Dora, seriously, Wow, I have to teach a course on Camus
when you use this sweater
I thought I would go had to take it off.
Do you think it is 4:00, my place? I could be wrong, but I think so.
And I'm sorry you feel That way about France,
But it's a kind of course about European literature
So, uh, it can't be ignored throughout the country, you know
Paulie.
Hey, can I help with something here
Uh, fix me if I'm wrong, but don't you kick me out of our room?
to wet your bed or something?
Ah, hey, wait a minute, No don't talk to you about this?
Listen, Chris, what do you want?
Do you really think so we kicked you out?
Come on. You are my jerk friend Listen, since O'Brien died...
What?
O'Brien on the eighth floor, he died.
So they have implemented this new policy where they conduct grocery inspections,
to make sure there is no alcohol coming in,
and they do spot checks to do sure that there is one guest per person.
Just because one person can't monitor the buzz, we all have to suffer.
That's why Adam appeared with this great idea
what we have to get outside of campus
Noah doesn't explain it is this all for you at all?
No, he doesn't. And, look, Maybe I'm the biggest cynic in the world,
but I found all of this very, very hard to believe Paul, why? I play you, man?
Why why? I do not know why
Why did you reset my alarm? hours so I'm going to be late for class?
Why are you hiding all my clothes? and fill all drawers with...
Styrofoam
Why are you glue together? every page of my psychology book?
Do you know how long it will take?
Oh, hey, I thought You will laugh, man.
That's only the stuff we do with each other.
Look, Paul,
What I want is for you to feel You are part of a group, man.
I mean, seriously.
You remember all of our talk about how nobody likes you
and what can you do?
I just tried to help you enter with us I'm tired of seeing you sit around yourself, man Come on.
Listen, can we have, like, Experiments trying to gather tonight?
Paul, I guarantee, You will knock on some good places.
Actually, I have this Everclear ticket for tonight, and I will ask a girl.
Smooth.
Hey.
This is Annie.
Oh, oh. No no no no.
No, I don't know where it came from. I don't know where it came from.
Paul. What?
All right wait You said we had time to discuss something.
Okay, uh, I listen.
Alright, I got fired from my job,
and I won't have enough money for the next semester's tuition
God. What we will do?
Well, I think if I get a job on a graveyard shift,
then I will make money instead of Commuting, and I might be able to crash here.
Hold. Hold it.
Wait. Not even in bed. I can sleep on the sofa.
No no I don't want to go there Where to go?
That residence I don't want to wear grunge, wear Gothic
lying in my closet or black head strips in the bathroom, poster from Axl Rose.
Axl Rose? Whatever the teen icon is.
Listen, you know how this is Hard when people get too close.
You are bored with each other. I don't want it to ever happen to us. Do you know why?
Because I love you so much.
You really love me, you prefer to have me sleep on the road or drop out of school
I like sweet... Where is my note?
A sweet, sexy, smart girl that I like.
If I want all of this teenager's anxiety, I will watch a replay of My So-Called Life.
You know, I will do anything to make you happy.
I type your letters I rate your test.
I always tell you not to do it unless you want. Thank you.
You know you are right.
Just because I give it doesn't mean I Can expect a man to raise a finger for me.
You know, I'm sure If he is still alive, Dora,
Betty Friedan will clap your little enlightenment Oh yeah? Well, if Kafka is still alive, he will say,
"Stop misinterpreting my novel, You are the head of a pretentious bone!"
Hi again.
Hi.
I eat here, like, every night. I've never seen you enter
Do you eat at the student center every night?
I mean, there are, like, 20 restaurants in each block.
Yes, I don't know New York is good.
Now, you have to do some exploration. This is the best city in the universe.
See you Where did you go?
Job interview.
I will guide you.
Good.
I don't understand why Alcott won't let you go / fail
Now, the rule is the rule right? What can he do?
Say, uh, do you know? is this group Everclear?
Are you kidding me? They are my favorites.
They?
Yes, I hate myself -Rock complaints You can dance.
Do you want to see them tonight?
Because I have two tickets that I have met
Shut up! But you know, I have three of these interviews.
But there is an opening action, right?
Uh, yes Yes, there is an opening action.
Can I meet you there? 9:30?
Nine thirty? 9:30 will be great, huh
But here, what do you know? Why don't you take it?
And if you interview, You know, they go long,
I can, you know, I can meet you inside. You can meet me inside.
Thank you.
Now, don't go scalping it.
Good.
Hey. Why do you ask me I mean, you don't know me.
Okay, of course. I know you are smart.
You care when people pound on their knees
You don't waste money on food when you can get honey for free
Uh, you're cute
You take a train from somewhere, don't you? Number six I know that.
Alright. Um...
I'll meet you there. Um...
Paul. Paul. Paul.
I'm Dora.
See you later, Paul.
Yes, I'll see you, Dora.
Dust.
What
When did O'Brien die?
After you leave Before committing a crackdown.
Uh, first they changed the dormitory code, and then...
And then we got our idea. We think Noah told you.
My fault.
I feel bad know him better
Yes, it must have saved him I mean, uh, this, like,
I will never forget How strange it feels
when I happen to be so Looking out the window,
and I see this body passing.
I think he's in a coma.
He... he fell in a coma.
Hey, let's see my lighting design. Look at this.
Are you ready?
Oh yeah. Lighting changes party decorations entirely
It's pretty wasteful.
Yes, both women expect you to adjust the mood. We are not in high school anymore.
What about here
Oh, no, no, no. That's the operating room. Not there
Hey, I'll go take it a piece. You want to come
Yes. Sure. Yes? Let's go, buddy.
See what I found. Oh man.
Noah, it's for animals. You don't need lice medicine, do you?
Oh, I don't know, man. He has slept with many dogs.
Come on, man. Come on. Come on.
What is this?
This is an application for night shift work
Where did you get this?
From that guy who's here
Night shift is dangerous. We cannot have a daughter.
Humans. That's the third time That's what happened to me.
Why not? Say that in your ad?
should have given you
You know, I don't even know if it's legal.
Actually no.
This violates the _ sexual discrimination law.
Call next week.
Yes, right.
Hey.
Oh, hey, thank you for trying to help.
Yeah, well, you know, that's right disgusting the way women are treated.
Yes. I just hope they don't waste my time
Hey, do you have a plan tonight? There is this great fundraising.
This blew from the hook.
Um, I have a date, but it doesn't start for 45 minutes.
Well, come stop by. You know, this is for Good cause, homeless animal shelter.
Yes, I also don't have the funds to donate Alright Only, you know, out of the cold until your date
Okay, but only if I can please bring it
Gus, what's wrong, man?
Hey, man, how are you?
Hi how are you? Wow, you look amazing.
I really like this. It is very nice. Enter it.
So how are you?
What is a choice?
I don't know how I will find my friend
Excuse me. Yes?
I'll take a T-shirt.
Alright.
Do you know what? I'll take two.
Good.
Hey. What is wrong?
It's just juice. Drink it. You look a little dehydrated.
This is... good. There are juices and cranberries.
Do you know that cranberry juice? is good for your urinary tract?
What time is it now?
Oh, this is the beginning.
So, uh, do you like better, yellow or check?
Why?
Because I want to know the type from the taxi to call when we are done
Dude, man, man, come here. Come here. Come here.
You have to help me
Lisa is all excellent, But her friend helped, Fat Rita,
will take it home unless he also gets action.
Okay, first of all, I'm too wasted to operate heavy machinery.
And secondly, I'm a little spinner all G-ed out He's runny.
Leave him behind the stove. Take one for the team.
You owe me one. Yes.
Where is the bathroom? I don't feel so good.
Okay, be patient, please.
Oh, what's that, your head?
No, this is my stomach.
This, this will finish it What is that?
This is for your stomach Here, drink it quickly.
That will help your stomach.
He turned to me like plastic * Fake plastic submarines
Do you know where the bathroom is * But now it's over
Why? Why do you always kick me when I'm
* High?
* Knock me down Until we see eye to eye
* Find out him So where are you all night? Have to go to the bathroom?
That's cranberry juice... You have to give your number before you leave.
Give me your number.
* Right now
This is the song about Susan
This is the song about the girl next to
This is a song about everyday events
* It makes me feel like releasing
Yes, I think we have a problem
* So much for afterglow
Whoa! Yes! Excuse me!
Excuse me, this chair was taken. What?
This chair is taken!
I remember we could talk about anything * I remember when we used to hang out
I remember we could talk about anything
* I remember when We used to want to hang out
I remember we could talk about anything *
Yes! What? What? This chair was taken!
I know. We will move when they come, man
No, no, no, no, no. What is it!
I remember, I remember What's Alright!
Yes! What What
* Yes
What What
Really good
Taxi, come here.
A good child. How are you out of your cage, huh?
All right, Roxi. Come on. Come on, Roxi.
And you. Come here.
Hey, come on. The party ends Let's go.
Hey.
Dora?
Perfect. Hey, Dora, Come on. Get up.
Wake up.
I don't believe in sleeping with the first date, okay,
especially one you does not appear for
Come on.
Dora?
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, Dora. Wake up, please. Get up.
Uh, alright. OK. I got you.
Come on. Let's go.
I'm sorry. That's all I have.
Who is the Name? Dora Diamond.
How long has he been unconscious? I don't know
Do you know what medicine he is digesting? I found only beer cans.
Are you a relative?
No no. When he got home, he was like that. Some friends have parties.
Good party.
... put my glasses on because actually does look like hair grows there.
All Ron did was spray this. Ron, what is...
Bald is annoying.
They said it came from your mother
My mother has hair, do you know?
Of course he is.
Is he okay? He is stable.
We pump his stomach just to make sure.
If he brings Rohypnol, He will come out for eight more hours.
Now the problem is on the student's emergency card,
he has Professor Alcott as his closest family.
You will never know where His parents are or is he insured?
No no. I don't know Eh, did you call Professor Alcott?
He doesn't know him, and we can't hold it here.
Well, I can take it. I'm his girlfriend
I think you only found it like this Well, yes, I do, um, and boys, am I angry Good.
Just fill in this recipe.
Thank you very much.
Hey, man, am I the one in my words or what? Hey, hey, hey.
What's the matter go here
I just came to help you clean it.
Oh. And I don't think Have an idea about Dora?
No, who is it
Girls who have almost OD in the bathroom
What did he almost do? Yes.
I went home, I found him unconscious, and I took him to the hospital.
Shut up. OK. Where is she?
Hey. Hey bro.
What type of medicine do you give here? Narcotics?
Man, all we have is beer.
But you can't pass from beer
Yes, you can if you take it something before you drink it Oh, her?
What do you mean "Oh, him?"
Adam found it with liquor shop looking for a party
And the last time I saw him all over Noah, so God only knew what he was taking.
Noah That... That's impossible.
Why is that impossible, man? You know these bridge and tunnel girls.
I mean, they sleep to avoid travel
We went to the concert He...
He never appeared.
Oh man. Come here.
I'll help you out with this, okay, man?
Look, alright.
We will do this again next Friday,
and I will connect you with a good girl, the kind of girl you deserve.
What are we now? will do with him
Uh, he just has to sleep, rest for a few days Good. How about the parents?
I don't know Uh, he put Professor Alcott as him "in an emergency" person.
What is it all about
I don't know Hey, I'll get out of here.
And, uh, you... Will you call me if you need anything?
Yes, sure.
Hey, Einstein, you can't sleep while you sunbathe
Look at you. You are all on fire
The skin is under it, man. I have many layers.
So, what is this genius? What plan have you made?
Uh, okay Listen to this.
We find out which class we are doing the worst, and we drop it.
Then we transfer to Europe Lit 101,
but it must be Class Professor Alcott
That way we throw "D" and transplant with "A."
And why did Alcott suddenly give us all "A" s?
Yes.
I will make it an offer that he cannot refuse Alright. OK.
Hey, calm down, you guys.
Hi.
Oh, good morning.
How long have I been sleeping?
Since Friday night.
my Lord. And I was already in your bed and everything
Oh, that doesn't matter.
Can I ask something?
Yes, sure.
Do you have any special drugs?
No.
Do you have a lot to drink?
No.
I was in a department store applying for a night shift job.
And there is This person is there,
and he told me about this fundraising that he experienced.
And he brought me back here, and I drink juice.
I'm not too remember a lot after that
You know, I think someone slipped me a roof or something.
Oh Boy.
I have to stop believing in people.
You want to have lunch Yes, you do.
You haven't eaten for days I'm starving. I ate this morning.
What are you saying?
Hey, when you take me to the hospital, Do they call anyone to come pick me up?
No no. Uh, they said you it's okay to go home,
and rest a few days and drink plenty of fluids.
Oh, and you need to take this
Charcoal?
Mmm-hmm, so I can start fire in your heart Alright. It will be ready in minutes. You are just lying down and vegan,
as young people say.
And I will read The Epidemic so we Don't miss the bright class.
You know, I don't know about you,
but I really need B + in the Alcott class.
Uh oh. Alcott hates needs.
Do you know how old it is?
She's only 34. And she's been full of professors for almost 10 years He is the youngest in the history of the university Will it happen at the end?
Listen, I'm sorry I should have told you that he was my boyfriend We have been together all semesters
I just hope they will call him instead of causing you all these problems.
Oh no. Hey, this, um...
No problem. I enjoy you here.
Yes, but I have slept.
Yeah, well, I think that's good I'm easily amused, right?
Why are you so good
I don't know Hey buddy. Yo, 4:20 later.
Yo, will you meet Friday, right? OK.
Professor Alcott? Uh, I need to talk to you about Dora.
I cut the same deal when I cut the other one.
Sir, the problem is he's in my place,
and his stomach is pumped because he was given several drugs.
And he was really sick all weekend.
And... And the file, it lists you as a person "in an emergency" person.
Listen, um...
Paul. Paul.
Uh, Miss Diamond has something like that this brat has a crush on me
You know how they can build it - all the relationships in their heads.
This is great for being very worried Sir, I don't think you understand.
No, I understand. Well? I see.
I understand. It is okay. We will solve it. Well?
Sir...
A good child.
Hey.
Hi. Hi.
Thank you, Dora. I can finish it. Yes.
A good child.
Oh, come here. I have to show you something.
So what are you thinking about?
I like that. Somewhat...
Institutional type, but post-Victorian.
Very good. Very good.
Oh, wait, but look.
She's pregnant. We must let go.
He doesn't want to have it here
Yes, he might escape, though
But look at him. He is really not happy. He must find a safe place.
Good. Sure.
Come here, honey. Oh, there he is.
Hey, uh, I found this On your desk.
geez.
I mean, I know he loves me, But he never committed to making paper before.
Oh.
How can I thank you?
Uh, what for? To save my life
To take care of me You are amazing Wait. Where are you going?
I'll go home.
I feel much better now, and I have to start looking for work.
And I'm sure you want to get a good night sleep on your own bed
No, no. I mean, if you stay tonight, you can start early tomorrow.
OK, but I don't even have clean clothes.
Actually, it really is just washed.
We both can use me fashionable laundry clothes.
What is this?
Mid-90s hip-hop for Heartland
My mother is trying to help me get cooler,
So he went to the Sears where they took the guesswork from exposing underpants.
Well, uh, if this is what you have, then I think we should wash it.
Oh, hey. Uh... Oh I'm sorry.
I'm just looking for another bag to put laundry in.
Of course, you know what... I'm sure. I will give you...
Yes, yes. Okay, thanks.
I'll give you... I'll bring you a bag.
Well, you don't understand from me. Come on.
Are you talking about?
Is it burning and itching?
Burned and itchy What will happen?
Well, are... me... Are there some...
Is there a debit?
Oh, now suddenly you know all about it, right?
Isn't that dirty what people talk about on cellphones?
Yes. You will think they will feel embarrassed
to have private conversations in front of strangers Do you know?
Yes, I hate people with cellphones
Are they all? Yes.
And I hate everyone there because they can get a new Trash CD.
And I hate anyone who has time to study
Oh.
You hate a lot of people.
I am a rotten, evil person, little person Yes, right.
Even not having money does not glorify. It means.
Oh yeah. I see. That's why all Really good people are rich.
So who do you hate?
None
Very?
Uh, yeah
Wow. I hope I can be more like you So why are you always? Wear the hat?
Because something like 90% is yours Body heat escapes from your head.
But you're not too attached to it, right?
Not really. Why?
Come on. Uh, what?
I'll buy you a garden
* Where your flowers can bloom *
This is someone's.
No one needs them more than you.
Howdy, Miss Dora.
Oh wait. Here. Try this.
Oh yeah.
Yes? Yes, there he is.
Very? Mmm-hmm.
Oh well. Yes.
Should I, uh... Should I leave this one here?
No, leave the park for homeless people
Good.
After you. Thank you.
Honey, I'm home!
Who are you talking to?
Dogs.
Now, what about kitties?
Kitties, I'm at home!
Oh, it's moving. This is life.
Come on. We must be fast.
Here. Place it on the heater pad Oh.
And, uh... Oh, and get gloves, okay?
We can't let it take our scent not mother will reject it Oh no.
So, we have to be careful cut off the membrane.
What do I need you to do...
Good.
Ready. Well.
Hold... Uh-huh. Oh, God, be careful!
Oh, don't push it. Don't worry Don't worry Hold it for me That's right, okay?
Good. Yes. You understand Good.
Now I'm just going to cut the membrane. Oh, be careful.
And we will get it This little man comes out, okay?
Oh, look at the head. Yes.
Watch it. Well.
Oh, be careful. Mmm-hmm.
Pull back. OK. Almost there. I'm almost there.
Alright. Yes. You understand Alright. Now I'm just going to cut right...
Oh. Ah! ... down there and...
Oh. Mmm. Well.
We start. Here it comes. Wow.
Look at the head. It is very funny.
Is it live
Oh yeah. This is life.
Oh. Let's go.
Let's see.
Here. Come on. Hey.
Come on.
Oh, what now?
Alright. Well, I'll stay warm and we'll try again in a few minutes.
You know, I always want a cat, But my mother is allergic.
Yes, I am not permitted to have a pet in my building,
but my girlfriend Janet, she has Siamese
You have a boyfriend
Ex-girlfriend. We are dating in high school.
Do you still see it?
No. He lost weight during the summer, so he's dating more now.
You know how it goes.
I think that sounds pretty bad for someone in a relationship... relationship, whatever it is
I don't even know what that is.
He thinks that I'm too young or something,
so he doesn't want to a relationship, but...
Then he said things like he felt we were the same people inside
and if she is a girl, she will be me
But he said he didn't want to establish a relationship with you Yes, and that he always loves me
And he said he didn't want to to establish a relationship.
Yes. Is that so?
Sometimes when someone tells you something,
they tried to tell you something Right. Like people know what is good for them Should we try again? Yes. Come see.
Hey, hey.
He licked it.
telling you
So what do we do now?
Well, why not? go to sleep
And I will stay here and make sure that he doesn't throw it out.
* Now your picture in the paper
Thank you.
Rhythmically awesome
* And you can have it you have ever wanted
Everything you have to tell now why, why, why, why *
Do you really need models of all sizes? Because I'm only 5'4? for photos? will bury me alive
* Welcome to my work week
What makes you so interested in lithography?
Well, I always like posters and calendars and things,
especially the way colors can be tried separately and then all come together.
Are you in a union?
It doesn't say anything union in the desired ad
This is a union shop.
Spend all your money so sure
Hi. I request work "gal Friday".
Job taken
* Sometimes I wonder if we live? on the same land
* Why do you want to be my friend? When I feel like a magic player
Run from hand
* Welcome to my world
I call ads for healthy girls with S.A.T. score.
Uh huh.
Is it, uh, for a kind of drug trial?
And what is the most important banking principle?
Remembering you secret pin number
I'm sorry if I keep my laughter for when I judge your end Guess what? What?
I will have enough money. I got the best job.
What do you do?
Egg harvesting.
In New York?
What?
You will become a farmer
No.
I plant baby eggs, and at the end of my cycle,
they operate and take them out and give them in infertile couples
And I need to do is get a shot every day
I will have enough money for tuition and study time.
And I will get my mom a dishwasher
What kind of shot?
Oh, I do not know, like, hormones and girly things.
Let us celebrate it, okay?
Oh, I only have $ 30
That's... Don't worry. This is for me. Come on.
Oh wait, I am a member of the student.
You can come at any time. It's always warm.
There are arts films and rock paintings.
Thank you.
Do you know what will be fun? If we pretend we are really rich,
and we can have it Paintings from each room.
Good.
That one. Ah, puppy
They are funny. Uh huh.
This one.
* You believe in something else * To relieve your emptiness
That.
Ooh, this one. That?
That's girl art.
Okay, I guess you like this one Well, as a problem Actually, yes.
I mean, what kind of guy is not like a plate of breast?
What?
* You dry all your contents but still
Are you hungry? I can eat.
* And go on and on and on
Oh no. Wait. Isn't that stealing... Oh, wait.
Come on.
This is a good way to earn a living.
Not this is really fun
This is the best celebration. Thank you for including me.
Yes. Have you ever been to Broadway drama?
No, but as I said, I only have $ 30. Don't worry Don't worry about that.
Good.
Mmm.
Huh? This is it.
Did you miss? Here, let's try it again Here it is.
Do you understand? Do you miss? Not.
But don't they check the ticket? Not.
Just pretending like we're here for smoke It's okay. Come on.
* Je suis enchante
* Nice to see you * Bliebe, rest, stay
* Willkommen, bienvenue, WELCOME
* Im Cabaret
* Au Cabaret
* For Cabarets *
How much money is left? Thirty dollars I don't believe We don't spend a cent.
Do you know why? Why?
The moon is for everyone
The best thing in living freely Hey, now, right? is strange to me
Sorry.
What happened to the evil Girl who hates everyone, huh?
I don't know I have fun with you.
Is that all about I don't know
Look at how good it looks. I know.
He is very happy. He only rests with his brothers and sisters.
You know, we have to start thinking about preschool
Oh, what time is it now? I want to take 11:50.
Wait. Why not stay one more night
Do you know? I will only... I will get videos and pizza.
That would be better than waiting on the train platform, right?
We will just relax. Do you mean relaxed?
One. Your choice.
Yes, fine.
You call your mother I'll go get videos and pizza
Don't go anywhere
* I really don't think it will be better than this
Vanilla smile and that Beautiful strawberry kiss
* Never guess it can be good
I really don't think it can
I'll do it again I know we have to *
Uh, excuse me? Hello?
Excuse me?
What's wrong?
Hi. Uh...
Okay, um, from both,
who will good for me and, uh...
You know, are I watching alone with girls?
Yes, there he is.
When Harry Met Sally. Hmm.
Can you maintain the Billy Crystal stem and watch at the same time?
No Don't feel bad No one can.
The piano, I don't know.
Full frontal on Harvey Keitel.
Not good?
No, the dude is 90% more.
Very?
Yes, even on the small screen it will hurt you
This is your winner Simon Birch.
It's about a little, silly kid with problems
It can't be wrong. You will look like a male.
And, uh, this... It's sexy
Good for the girl
Yes, it works for me.
Flowers.
Say it will always be there
Thank you.
We are both together
* There will always be
Honey, I'm home!
The words are far better for the real person.
Hey, do you think people say it before TV?
Hello, Paul.
Hello, Professor Alcott.
This is the best day of my life. Edward asked me to stay overnight.
This will be amazing. Isn't that good?
Wow, uh, alright, he must really respect you Does he, uh, know that? You are in the hospital
Okay, I guess. I mean, he got me that flower.
And this is a relief because the pressure goes out.
I mean, with me taking this fertility drug,
it really gave me financial freedom so I wouldn't bother.
Actually I really changed one of those lucky people.
What lucky person
Now, you know what's going on the couple who lives together
just because they feel like they can't do better
Or is there someone who is sad and miserable and living alone?
But then there is this microscopic, little group of lucky people,
who can be with that person they fall in love.
Dora, have you ever considered entering love and leaving the crazy part?
Well, what is fun in that? Dora, come on.
Take care of the baby.
* Have you gone
* To the Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage
* Rosemary and thyme
* Remember me
How about some changes, man?
For people who live there
He used to be
* True love is mine
* Tell him to make me
* cambric shirt
* Inside the dark green forest
Parsley, sage
* Rosemary and thyme
* Tracing a sparrow on land covered in snow * No stitching
* Also sew
* A mountain child
* Then he will
* True love is mine
* Sleep is unconscious from clarion calls
* Tell him to find me
And don't forget My Somalian beans
They don't have Somali language. Can I get Italian?
Alright.
Hey.
You sat so far yesterday
I think you hate Mobile.
Oh, it's digital. Edward got it for me.
I miss you guys. Hmm?
You know, Taxi and Roxi and Penny and the baby.
Has he eaten solid yet?
Uh, Kitten Chow.
Oh, I, um... I printed this for you. It's about fertility drugs.
It seems that the hormone makes you produce more eggs
also makes cancer cells grow faster, so you should see it.
Do you see this for me?
No, well, I found it when I did the research, so, I thought...
Do you like Monty Python?
Film schools are experiencing series and...
Oh. Hello?
I thought I'd do a dessert with it Yes.
Like biscotti.
With beans
Yes, yes. That will be great.
Yes, fine. I will be right back.
Large. Fast. Okay bye.
So, basically, um, I'm thinking of leaving, and if you're free...
Oh, no, I, um, I really don't have time.
Uh, if I let my grades fall, I get out of here.
And, uh, I didn't finish a lot of work last week, so...
I'm sorry.
No, no. It's not your fault. I'm just, um, I'm under a lot of pressure, you know?
Yes. Right. Good, if you change your mind Yes, fine.
Good. Sure.
Well, goodbye.
See you later
Isn't that really great How comfortable is this?
I mean, I have a feeling like this Angels just sit here sewing.
Do you feel it too? What made you change your mind about me being here
Dora, can we refuse The intensity is just a notch?
I just thought how beautiful you were looked when you were silent.
Oh. Well.
Alright. What do you want to say?
No, I just want to know what made you change your mind about me being here
Well, I think as long as I will pay the price,
I might also have you here made some improvements.
As you might know, I am registered as you the next brother in your medical record.
from a student-professor of affairs complete with rape drugs and stomach pumps.
Will you make me cup of tea?
Yes. Yes, of course. But I'm anesthetized.
remove and squeeze half a lemon, please,
and two and a half teaspoons of sugar
But Paul doesn't have anything to do with it, right?
Paul, Adam, Chris, Noah. They are all my little honor students.
Their bet can't be copied. Rolling Stone among the four.
Here.
Oh, not in the cup.
Dora, Dora, Dora! Wow, wait! Hey, Dora!
Hey, you know, You have become our inspiration.
What?
Yes, so we have this killer scheme. We want to bring you into it.
That is Chris's idea. Yes, but surely so really helps us if we can get a girl.
What are you talking about?
Okay, look. This spring when we planned our program,
we want to target professors are single, quiet,
You know, for us, women, for you, Men, so you have more choices.
You know the exercise after that. But once they are romantically interested,
You start dropping instructions that you are legally underage It's a genius!
Meanwhile, we all get fake IDs,
except instead of 21, we are only 17
You see where we are Go with this
Imagine how high G.P.A. will.
Listen, all you have to do is coordinate your schedule with us
You are amazing
Thank you. Thank you.
Alright. He entered, right? Very good He entered. He entered
Hey. Okay, look, You go again with the books, man.
What is that? Learn?
Good, man. Oh, don't forget about Friday.
Oh, what happened? You don't raise enough money in your last fundraiser?
Funny you have to mention it. We barely make enough to cover beer,
but I understand is checked, brother
I printed a number of ropes. Usually, chicks can drink like six, seven cans and don't feel it,
But this bad boy, one and you're done Be careful.
Thank you, man. Ah, so it's Friday?
Right. Right.
Can I help you?
Hi. I am looking for a white pill that comes in a pop-out package.
We have this aspirin in the bubble package. Truly.
This has been written to them. I searched for pills without writing.
Uh, here it is What did they do? Not much.
Harmful side effects?
Maybe it makes you _ a little smarter
God. Do you take psychology?
Yes.
Have you ever seen it in books
No.
Look at this obstacle.
Dude, what's the crack?
Dude, um, I left a few books in the closet. Do you mind if I get it?
Are you kidding me? Of course not. Want a beer or something?
Yo, Paul, have you ever heard about autism
Hey, um, are we still in for shelter on Friday
Uh, you know, I heard they might be painting the place on Friday
I will, uh, I have to find out.
Look at what you can do, man, Because if you don't, we build a small river.
Good!
Help us out, Paul. It costs a lot to rent a bar.
Thank you, guys Thank you, friend.
Don't be a stranger Now, friend, okay?
* You and I love are nothing but mammals Ooh, put your pants on.
Cover it
Women, women, don't need to argue
There is a lot for everyone. Now if we Can line up regularly.
Don't knock it Until you try it.
You have two minutes to cover it or lose it.
This sucks!
Oh, you think? I definitely say more punches.
I gave it to Shelly and looked at it
Hey, maybe girls are developing immunity, you know,
like the way a pesticide does Works on many bugs again.
And see how amped these chicks
Oh good.
If this doesn't work, we must depend on our charm.
Man, the item you have us is completely useless
Yeah, well, you still owe me 150 dollars Oh, I don't think so. The things I have written in the package.
What are you talking about?
This is not them.
Someone caught our rope?
Who knows where I save my store
Paul. Weak.
Do you see what is wrong with this?
Now, when the Greeks use columns, holds something,
So the following form of function, and it is beautiful in its simplicity,
But this Roman column is inserted into the wall and...
I assume from the point of mocking you Do you have an opposite viewpoint?
No, but I mean, don't ever like to see around just because it's all so beautiful?
Beautiful? I mean, not all college needs.
Beautiful Christmas decorations. Well.
Friends are beautiful. Well.
This is a world-class museum. You only get what you put into it.
Sorry.
Hi. Paul Tannek to see Professor Alcott.
She's in a meeting, so why don't you have a seat?
Good. Thank you.
It's okay. I will hold
Peter? Yes. Paul.
Um, should we go inside? No, not at all. What can I do for you?
Well, Dora left this, and I'm not sure if he is supposed to to take again and...
Goodbye, Professor Alcott.
Thank you for helping, Christian.
Let's talk here.
I see. How, um, how is Miss Diamond?
Oh, you know Dora. Walk a little.
She's a sweet kid. Keep the place immaculate.
All right, you're lucky He is very attentive to you.
That's for you.
What is this?
Final exam.
The last one is the take-home test?
For you that
Ah, come on. That's the deal I work with Chris, okay?
I have something to prove an A.
What's the problem?
Well, uh, I didn't realize the deal
Okay then, I think it's a good thing you stop by.
Well, sir, if it's the same, I prefer not
Do you plan to say anything to the dean?
No.
Will you tell Dora about Christianity?
No, not me.
I don't understand.
Well, maybe I just don't like the idea of buying.
You can lose your scholarship Yes, I think I can, huh?
Is this like a moral attitude?
Is that what you do? Because I have to tell you. I don't think it's very smart.
Do you know what? I really don't...
I really don't care what you think.
What are you doing? What?
You know what I'm talking about. You stole more than $ 200 of our medicine.
Oh, what do you mean illegal? Which medicines did you disperse at the party?
What are you talking about? What, are you going to change to narcus to us?
No no no no no no. I want to be like a cool person,
people who ask their father to pay for college and then never go to class,
people who just hit girls when they fainted
Yes, because all girls want to get it with you when they're straight, huh?
Oh wait. What am I talking about You are with that Dora girl.
What is that ?
Oh, there's no velvet strap at Club Dora. I mean, even a jerk can enter.
Are you okay?
Security calls
Good God. I am so sorry. This, come on.
Are you... are you okay? I am doing fine.
No, let's see, okay? Yes, of course. Thank you buddy.
Oh, good news What?
I know how that irritates you. We never do anything together,
so I took you to my house parents' for Thanksgiving
Did you tell your parents about me?
Yes.
I told them that I boyfriend out of town,
and I took my teaching assistant
But it will be big.
Hello? Hi daddy.
Hey, there, college kids. What is the problem? You sound a little blue.
How is New York?
It seems like the whole city is a big sex party.
And if you really care about anyone, You are just a kind of fool.
Yes, I'll leave, but which cleaner?
That's it on Eighth Street.
Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?
It sounds like little things rocky with you and Dora.
No Not like that, Father.
I didn't even think of him I know I like it like that.
That's so fun Have him around, you know?
I don't know Maybe I should go home.
I don't think I'm included here.
Oh, man, your age,
You will break your heart No matter which city you live in Yes, yes. I think.
I just miss him.
God, it's all so expensive.
"What we get is too cheap for us self-esteem is too low." Thomas Paine.
Good. Hey, why not just me? make something to use?
Oh, that... Maybe. Please help.
I mean, if you think I'm just your teaching Assistant, why don't I go like myself?
Dora, this is my parents. I can't even go like myself.
That looks amazing. I will start a room for you.
Hey, I feel funny You bought me a clothes.
Think of a loan until you have a rich woman, clothes, haircut.
Cut hair I made an appointment at Bliss.
Just do a little form a thing.
Good. Thank you.
Oh thank you for flowers
Hmm. What flowers? Yellow flowers. You know, when I get my stomach...
Don't mention it.
They just entered Please. Thank you. Big.
Let's start. Well.
Oh, grazie. Do you do it?
In Rome Ah.
Beautiful there? Si.
Dora, we go for dinner, not fox hunting.
Maybe me too Don't go with you It's okay. I'll take you to Calvin Klein.
Maybe they will be a little more friendly borough.
Hey, I have a real fear today What happened?
Dean Hackelman gave me a kind of knowledge.
He said he wanted to talk to me. I'm afraid Paul told us.
Why is Paul?
Well, as you know, what I call "special students"
must take the last house,
basically, carte blanche is only for getting an A.
And he said he wanted nothing to do with it
* Can be an endless game
* We
* We say goodbye before hello
My secret he will never know * And if I dig a hole into China
I'll catch the first one rubbish to Soho
* What if I am Romeo with black jeans?
* What if I am Heathcliff? That's not a myth
Maybe he is right looking for
* Someone to dance with
* Some time from now You will be subject to pressure * Some things in your life cannot be measured by degrees
I am between the and the equator
* Unless he speaks Chinese
And can dance like Astaire abroad
* Good
* What if I?
Maybe he is right looking for
* What if I am Romeo with black jeans?
* What if I am Heathcliff? That's not a myth
Maybe he is right looking for
* Someone to dance with
The moon is for everyone
The best thing in life is free
Stars belonging to for everyone
* They sparkle there for you and me
Flowers in spring
* The robins sing
* Shining sunbeams
* They are yours and mine
And love can come for everyone
The best thing in life is free
Flowers in spring
* The robins sing
* Shining sunbeams
* They are yours They are mine
The best thing in life is free