BILL: Do you find me sadistic?
You know, Kiddo,
I'd like to believe
you're aware enough, even now,
to know that there's nothing sadistic
in my actions.
At this moment
this is me
at my most masochistic.
Bill... it's your ba--
(GUNSHOT)
THE BRIDE: Looked dead, didn't I?
Well, I wasn't.
But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that.
Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma
a coma I was to lie in for four years.
When I woke up, I went on
what the movie advertisements refer to as
"a roaring rampage of revenge."
I roared and I rampaged,
and I got bloody satisfaction.
I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point,
but I have only one more.
The last one.
The one I'm driving to right now.
The only one left.
And when I arrive at my destination,
I am gonna kill Bill.
Kill Bill Vol 2 (2004) Blu-ray
- Sync By: elderman - Improved By: Fidel33
BRIDE: Now, the incident that happened
at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel
that put this whole gory story into motion
has since become legend.
"Massacre at Two Pines."
That's what the newspapers called it.
The local TV news called it
"The El Paso, Texas, Wedding Chapel Massacre."
How it happened, who was there,
how many got killed and who killed them
changes depending on who's telling the story.
In actual fact,
the massacre didn't happen during a wedding at all.
It was a wedding rehearsal.
Now, when we come to the part where I say,
"You may kiss the bride," you may kiss the bride,
but don't stick your tongue in her mouth.
This might be funny to your friends,
but it would be embarrassing to your parents.
We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend.
Y'all got a song?
How 'bout "Love Me Tender"? I can play that.
Sure. Yeah.
"Love Me Tender"'d be great.
Rufus - he's the man.
Rufus, who was that that you used to play for?
Rufus Thomas.
I was a Drell. I was a Drifter.
I was a Coaster.
I was part of the Gang. I was a Bar-Kay.
If they come through Texas, I played with 'em.
Rufus - he's the man.
Have I forgotten anything? Um...
Oh, yes. You forgot, uh, the seating arrangements.
Thank you, Mother. Yes.
Now, the way we normally do this,
we have the bride's side,
and then we have the groom's side.
But since the bride ain't got nobody comin',
and the groom's got far too many people comin'...
Well, yeah, they're comin' all the way from Oklahoma.
Right... Well, I don't see no problem with...
the groom's side sharing the bride's side.
Do you, Mother? I don't have a problem with that.
But, uh...
Honey, you know, it would be good if you had somebody come.
You know, as a sign of good faith?
Well, I don't have anybody,
except for Tommy and my friends.
You have no family?
Well, I'm workin' on changing that.
Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family
this little angel's ever gonna need.
I'm not feeling very well,
and this bitch is starting to piss me off.
So while y'all blather on,
I'm gonna go outside and get some air. Okay.
Um, uh, Reverend, sorry, uh...
She's gonna go out and get some air.
Yeah. Given her delicate condition.
She just needs a few minutes to get it together. She'll be Okay.
REVEREND: Right.
(FLUTE)
Hello, Kiddo.
How did you find me?
I'm the man.
What are you doin' here?
What am I doin'?
Well,
a moment ago I was playing my flute.
At this moment
I'm lookin' at the most beautiful bride
these old eyes have ever seen.
Why are you here? Last look.
Are you gonna be nice?
I've never been nice my whole life.
But I'll do my best to be sweet.
Hmm.
I always told you,
your sweet side is your best side.
I guess that's why you're the only one who's ever seen it.
I see you got a bun in the oven.
Hmm. I'm knocked up.
Jeez, Louise. That young man of yours
sure doesn't believe in wasting time, does he?
Have you seen Tommy?
Big guy in the tux? Yes.
Then I saw him.
I like his hair.
You promised you'd be nice.
No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.
But you're right.
What does your young man do for a living?
He owns a used-record store here in El Paso.
Ah. Music lover, eh?
He's fond of music.
Aren't we all?
And what are you doing for a J-O-B these days?
I work in the record store.
Aso.
It all suddenly seems so clear.
Do you like it? Yeah. I like it a lot, smartass.
I get to listen to music all day, talk about music all day.
It's really cool.
It's gonna be a great environment
for my little girl to grow up in.
As opposed to jetting around the world, killing human beings
and being paid vast sums of money?
Precisely.
Well, my old friend,
to each his own.
However, all cockblockery aside,
I am looking forward to meeting your young man.
I happen to be, more or less, particular whom my gal marries.
You want to come to the wedding?
Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Your side always was a bit lonely.
But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.
You know,
I had the loveliest dream about you...
Oh, here's Tommy! Call me Arlene.
You must be Tommy! Uh-huh.
Arlene's told me so much about you.
Honey, you Okay? Oh, I'm fine.
Tommy, I'd like you to meet my father.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, this is great!
I'm so glad to meet you, sir... oh, Dad.
The name's Bill.
Well, it's great to meet you... Bill.
Arlene told me you couldn't make it.
Surprise. That's my pop for ya.
Always full of surprises.
Well, in the surprise department,
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
When did you get in? Just now.
Did you come straight from Australia? Of course.
Daddy, I told Tommy that you were in Perth mining for silver,
and no one could reach you.
Lucky for us all, that's not the case.
So... What's this all about?
I've heard of wedding rehearsals,
but I don't believe I've ever heard of
a wedding dress rehearsal before.
We thought, "Why pay so much money for a dress
you're only gonna wear once?"
Especially when Arlene looks so goddamn beautiful in it.
So I think we're gonna try to get all the mileage we can out of it.
Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom
to see the bride in her wedding dress
before the ceremony?
Well...
I guess I just believe in living dangerously.
I know just what you mean.
REVEREND: Son. Some of us have places to be.
RUFUS: Sure do.
Look, we gotta go through this one more time,
so why don't you have a s...
Oh, my God.
What am I thinking? You should give her away!
Tommy, that's not exactly Daddy's cup of tea.
I think Father would be much more comfortable
sitting with the rest of the guests.
Hmm. Really?
That's asking a lot.
Oh. Okay. Well, forget it.
But how about we go out to dinner tonight to celebrate?
Only on the condition that I pay for everything.
Deal. We got to do this now.
Can I watch? Absolutely. Have a seat.
Which is the bride's side? Right over here.
REVEREND: Mother, here we go!
Now, son, about them vows...
(GUITAR)
Bill... I just want...
You don't owe me a damn thing.
If he's the man you want,
then go stand by him.
Do I look pretty? Oh, yes.
Thank you.
REVEREND: What the hell?
(SCREAMING)
BRIDE: No! Bill!
(MACHINE-GUN FIRES)
(BARKING)
(BELL TOLLS)
(BIRD CHIRPS)
You tellin' me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards
'fore she got to O-Ren?
Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em.
They just call themselves "The Crazy 88."
How come? I don't know.
I guess they thought it sounded cool.
Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword.
She got a Hanzo sword?
He made one for her.
Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?
It would appear he has broken it.
Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, don't they?
Or maybe... you just tend to bring that out in people.
I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask it,
but you haven't, by any chance, kept up with your... swordplay?
I, um...
(BELCHES) I pawned that years ago.
You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?
Yep.
It was priceless.
Well, not in El Paso, it ain't.
In El Paso, I got me $250 for it.
I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.
(SNIFFS)
If she wants to fight with me, all she's gotta do is
come down to the club and start some shit,
and we'll be in a fight.
I know we haven't spoken in some time,
and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant,
but you've got to get over being mad at me
and start becoming afraid of (BLEEP)
because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you.
And, unless you accept my assistance,
I have no doubt she will succeed.
I don't dodge guilt
and I don't jew out of paying my comeuppance.
Can't we just... forget the past?
That woman
deserves her revenge.
And we deserve to die.
But, then again,
so does she.
So I guess
we'll just see.
Won't we?
(DISTANT MUSIC)
(WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH)
Late again.
Budd, can't you tell time?
There ain't nobody in here, man.
MAN: Is that Budd? Yeah.
MAN: Tell him to get his fucking ass back here!
Okay.
Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya.
Take a hit. Be somebody, baby.
You looking for me?
I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here
that let you stroll in 20 minutes late,
but it wasn't owned by me and I own a fuckin' car wash.
Do you want me to leave? No, I don't want you to leave.
I want you to sit and wait.
Larry,
there ain't nobody out there, so...
(SLURRING) "There's nobody out there, Larry."
What's your point? That you're not needed here?
My point is I'm the bouncer,
and there ain't nobody out there to bounce.
You saying that the reason
that you're not doing the job that I'm paying you to do
is that you don't have a job to do?
No... Is that what you're saying?
What are you trying to convince me of, exactly?
That you're as useless as an asshole right here?
Well, guess what, buddy.
I think you just fucking convinced me.
Let's go to the calendar.
It's calendar time.
Calendar time for Buddy.
OK. You working tomorrow? Yeah.
Mm. No, you're n...
You don't even know what fucking day you work.
Here. You're not working tomorrow.
You're working Wednesday. Here you are. There you go.
Workin' Thursday? Yeah.
I don't think so. Friday?
I d... There's your name.
If you say so. There used to be your name. OK?
Saturday. There used to be your name.
Uh, Monday... Here, how about that?
Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing
you kids seem to understand. OK?
Now, I want you to go home till I call you.
Till I call you.
Before you leave, talk to Rocket.
She's got a job for you to do.
And...
the hat.
That fuckin' hat.
That fucking hat.
How many times have I told you,
don't wear that fucking hat here? How many?
Customers wear hats.
Well, I'm not the boss of the customers.
I'm the boss of you.
And I'm telling you that I want you
to keep that shit-kicker hat at home.
(LIGHTER CLICKS OPEN)
(LIGHTER CLICKS OPEN AND CLOSES)
Yeah, Budd, honey, uh, the toilet is at it again.
There's shitty water all over the floor.
OK... Rocket.
I'll clean it up. Mm-hmm.
("A SATISFIED MAN" BY JHONNY CASH)
♪ How many times
♪ Have you heard someone say
♪ "If I had his money,
♪ I could do things my way"
♪ But little they know
(COYOTE HOWLS IN DISTANCE)
♪ That it's so hard to find
♪ One rich man in ten
♪ With a satisfied mind
♪ Once I was wading
♪ In fortune and fame
♪ Everything that I dreamed for
♪ To get a start in life's game
♪ Then suddenly it happened
♪ I lost every dime, but I'm richer...
(DOGS BARKING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
♪ How many times
♪ Have you heard someone say...
(GROANS)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(LAUGHS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
Now,
that gentled you down some, didn't it?
Yep.
Ain't nobody a badass
with a double dose of rock salt dug deep in her tits.
Not havin'... tits
as fine
or as big as yours,
I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting.
(COUGHS)
Yet...
...I don't want to, neither.
I win.
(COUGHS)
(GROANS)
(RINGING)
Bill.
Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch.
Budd. Bingo.
And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?
(SNIFFS)
I just caught me the cowgirl that ain't never been caught.
Did you kill her? Well, not yet, I ain't.
I shot her full of rock salt.
She's so gentle right now,
I could perform her coup de grâce with a rock.
Anywho...
Guess what I'm holdin' in my hand right now.
What?
A brand-spankin'-new Hattori Hanzo sword.
And I'm here to tell ya, Elle, that's what I call sharp.
How much?
Oh, that's hard to say, bein' that it's...
priceless an' all.
What's the terms?
You get your bony ass down here first thing in the morning
with a million dollars in folding cash,
and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by a man.
Now, how do you like the sound of that?
Sounds like we got a deal. One condition.
What?
She must suffer to her last breath.
(CHUCKLING) Well...
That, Elle darlin',
I can pretty much damn well guarantee.
Then I'll see you in the mornin', millionaire.
All right.
(COUNTRY SONG)
(MEN CHATTERING)
(GRUNTING)
(OWL HOOTING)
(SHOVELING)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Wakey-wakey. Eggs and bakey.
Agh!
MAN: I'm done!
Get me outta this hole!
BUDD: Good.
MAN: Whew.
Whoa, look at those eyes.
This bitch is furious. (CHUCKLES)
(SNIFFS) What did I tell ya?
Is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?
Or... is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?
I seen better.
You got anything to say?
White women call this "the silent treatment."
And we let 'em think we don't like it.
(SNORTS)
You grab the feet, I'll get the head.
(BELCHES)
(GRUNTING)
Hey. Hey. Hey!
Wiggle worm, you see this?
You see it, don't ya?
That's a can of Mace.
Mm-hmm. No.
You're goin' underneath the ground tonight.
And... that's all there is to it.
I wanna bury ya.
I was gonna bury ya...
(CHUCKLES)
...with this.
But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass,
I'm gonna spray this whole goddamn can
right in your eyeballs!
I'll burn 'em right outta your fuckin' head.
Then you're gonna be blind
and burnin'
and buried alive.
Now, what's it gonna be, sister?
That's a wise decision.
(PANICKED BREATHING)
This is for breakin' my brother's heart.
(WHIMPERS)
(WHIMPERS AND SOBS)
(HAMMERING)
(CRYING)
(PANTING)
(SOBBING)
(RUMBLING)
(PANTING)
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
(PANTING QUICKENS)
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
(PANTING CONTINUES)
(WHIMPERS)
(MAN GRUNTING)
(CREAKING)
(THUDS, GRUNTS)
(BREATHING SOFTLY)
(LOUD THUD)
(PANTING)
(LOUD THUD)
(CRYING, LOUD THUD)
(GASPING)
(LOUD THUD)
(THUDS)
(WHIMPERS)
(THUDS)
(GROANS)
(SOBBING, DISTANT THUD)
(GROANS)
(SOBBING)
(FAINT RUMBLING)
(SOBS)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(ENRAGED GRUNTING)
(ENGINE STARTS UP)
(VEHICLE LEAVES)
(CRYING)
(FLUTE PLAYING)
Once upon a time
in China,
some believe around the year one, double aught, three,
head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei,
was walking down a road
contemplating whatever it is
that a man of Pai Mei's infinite powers would contemplate
which is another way of saying "Who knows?"
when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road,
traveling in the opposite direction.
As the monk and the priest crossed paths,
Pai Mei,
in a practically unfathomable display of generosity,
gave the monk the slightest of nods.
The nod
was not returned.
(PLAYING NOTE)
Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk
to insult Pai Mei?
Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture?
The motives of the monk remain unknown.
What is known
were the consequences.
(FLUTE PLAYING)
The next morning,
Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin temple
and demanded of the temple's head abbot
that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult.
The abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei,
only to find Pai Mei was
inconsolable.
(FLUTE PLAYING)
So began
the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple
and all sixty of the monks inside,
at the fists of the White Lotus.
And so began the legend
of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique.
And what, pray tell,
is the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique?
Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts.
He hits you with his fingertips
at five different pressure points on your body,
and then lets you walk away.
But once you've taken five steps
your heart explodes inside your body
and you fall to the floor, dead.
Did he teach you that? No.
He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique.
Now,
one of the things I've always liked about you, Kiddo,
is you appear wise beyond your years.
So, allow me to impart a word to the wise.
Whatever...
Whatever Pai Mei says, obey.
If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye,
he'll pluck it out.
And if you throw any American sass his way,
he'll snap your back and your neck like they were twigs.
And that will be the story of you.
(FLUTE)
He'll accept you as his student.
What happened to you? Nothin'.
Get in a fight? Friendly contest.
Why did he accept me?
Because he's a very, very, very old man.
And, like all rotten bastards,
when they become old, they get lonely.
Which has no effect on their dispositions,
but it does teach them the value of company.
Whew. Oh.
(SIGHS) Just seein' those steps again makes me ache.
You're gonna have a lot of fun carrying buckets of water
up and down that fucker.
When will I see you again?
That's the title of my favorite soul song of the 70s.
What? Nothin'.
When he tells me you're done.
When do you think that might be?
That, my dearest, depends entirely on you.
Now remember, no sarcasm, no back talk.
At least not for the first year or so.
You're gonna have to let him warm up to you.
He hates Caucasians, despises Americans,
and has nothing but contempt for women.
So in your case... it might take a little while.
Adiós.
(STARTS ENGINE)
A little.
I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style,
and I am more than proficient
in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
(SCOFFS)
(LAUGHS)
(WHOOSHES)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Argh!
No, please don't!
(LAUGHS)
Aaargh!
Yes!
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(SCOFFS)
(GRUNTING)
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
(GASPING)
(GRUNTING)
(YELLING)
(CONTINUES YELLING)
(RAIN PATTERING)
(SIGHS)
(WHOOSH)
(GRUNTS)
Come on, you bitch.
(GRUNTS)
OK, Pai Mei.
Here I come.
(GRUNTING)
(GASPING)
(WHEEZING)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)
(WHEEZING)
(PANTING)
(BELL CHIMES)
May I have a glass of water, please?
(SCREECHING)
So that's a Texas funeral? Yep.
I have to give it to ya, Budd.
That's a pretty fucked-up way to die.
What's the name on the grave she's buried under?
Paula
Schultz.
Can I look at the sword?
That's my money right there in that red bag, isn't it?
It sure is.
Well, then, it's your sword now.
(BLENDER DROWNS OUT, ELLE'S VOICE)
What's that you said?
So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword.
That's a Hanzo sword, all right.
Bill tells me you once had one of these of your own.
Yeah, once.
Yeah? How does this one compare to that?
If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword,
you compare it to every other sword ever made -
wasn't made - by Hattori Hanzo.
(SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT)
Here you go. Wrap your lips around that.
So,
which "R" are you filled with?
What?
They say
the number-one killer of old people
is retirement.
People got a job to do,
they tend to live a little bit longer so they can do it.
I've always figured that
warriors and their enemies share the same relationship.
So now that you're not gonna have to
face your enemy no more on the battlefield,
which "R" ya filled with?
Relief?
Or regret?
A little bit of both.
Horseshit.
I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both.
But I know damn well that you feel one
more than you feel the other.
And the question was, which one is it?
Regret.
You know, you gotta hand it to the old girl.
I never saw anybody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill.
Bill thought she was so damn smart.
And I tried to tell him
she was just smart for a blonde.
Thanks a bunch.
(SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT)
(CHUCKLES)
All right.
(HISSING)
Argh! Argh!
(GROANS)
Mmm.
I'm sorry, Budd.
That was rude of me, wasn't it?
Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba.
Black mamba, this is Budd.
You know, before I picked that little fella up,
I looked him up on the Internet.
Fascinating creature, the black mamba.
Listen to this.
(GROANS)
"In Africa, the saying goes
'In the bush, an elephant can kill you,
a leopard can kill you,
and a black mamba can kill you.
But only with the mamba,
and this has been true in Africa
since the dawn of time,
is death sure.'"
"Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate.'"
Pretty cool, huh?
"Its neurotoxic venom is one of nature's most effective poisons,
acting on the nervous system, causing paralysis."
"The venom of a black mamba can kill a human being in four hours
if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb."
"However, a bite to the face or torso
can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes."
Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you.
"The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite
can be gargantuan."
You know, I've always liked that word "gargantuan."
I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.
"If not treated quickly with antivenom,
ten to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings."
"However, the black mamba can deliver
as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom
from a single bite."
Now,
in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left,
let me answer that question you asked earlier more thoroughly.
Right at this moment
the biggest "R" I feel is regret.
Regret that maybe
the greatest warrior I have ever met
met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin', scrub,
alky piece of shit like you.
That woman deserved better.
(MOANING STOPS)
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Bill.
I have some tragic news.
Your brother's dead.
I am so sorry, baby.
She put a black mamba in his camper.
I got her, sweetie. She's dead.
Let me put it this way,
you ever start feeling sentimental,
go to Barstow, California.
When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers.
Then you take those flowers to Huntington Cemetery
on Fuller and Guadalupe,
look for the headstone marked "Paula Schultz,"
and lay them on the grave.
'Cause you will be standing at the final resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.
Marty Kitrosser? Here.
Melanie Harrhouse? Here.
Beatrix Kiddo? Here.
Look... I can be there in about four hours.
Do you want me to come over?
No, no, no, no. You need me, baby, I'm there.
OK. I'm leaving now.
You go smoke some pot or somethin'. I'll be there soon.
(GRUNTING)
Ugh.
Gross.
Yaagh!
Agh!
Hi-ya!
"To my brother, Budd. The only man I ever loved.
Bill."
What's that?
Budd's Hanzo sword.
He said he pawned it.
Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it?
Elle? Bea.
Somethin' I've always been curious about.
Just between us girls,
what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye?
Argh! Ow! Ow!
I called him a miserable old fool.
Ooh.
Bad idea.
Know what I did?
I killed that miserable old fool.
ELLE: How do you like the fish head, you miserable old fool?
I poisoned his fish heads.
(ELLE LAUGHS)
And I told him "To me, the word of an old fool like you
is worth less than nothing."
(LAUGHS)
That's right.
I killed your master.
And now I'm gonna kill you, too.
With your own sword, no less.
Which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword.
Bitch.
You don't have a future.
(YELLING)
(SCREMING)
Fucking bitch!
I'll kill you! You're fuckin' dead!
You bitch! You bitch!
(MOANING, SCREAMING)
I'll fucking kill you, you bitch!
(HISSES)
Oh, I'll get you!
I'm gonna...
Where are you? Lemme fuckin' at you!
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Where are you? I'm coming, you fucking bitch!
You're fucking dead! You're dead!
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Oh... shit!
(SCREAMING)
(WIND BLOWING)
("TU MIRA" BY LOLE Y MANUEL)
BEATRIX: Like most men who never knew their father,
Bill collected father figures.
The first was Esteban Vihaio.
Esteban was a pimp and a friend of Bill's mother.
He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico, for over 50 years.
His army, the Acuna Boys,
made up of the fatherless offspring of his whores, ran Acuna.
He ran the Acuna Boys.
Now, at the age of 80,
it would be this retired gentleman of leisure
who could point me in Bill's direction.
Señor Esteban Vihaio?
Yes.
May I join you?
Only on the condition that you call me Esteban.
May I join you, Esteban? Please.
¿Americana?
Yes.
I speak a little Spanish, if you prefer.
No, no, no, no. I prefer English.
I haven't spoken it in a while,
but I would relish the opportunity to converse
with such a pretty companion as yourself.
It's my pleasure to be in the company
of such a fine gentleman as yourself.
I must warn you, young lady,
I am susceptible to flattery.
How may I be of service to you?
Where's Bill?
Ahh.
You must be Beatrix.
I can see the attraction.
I remember when Bill was only five years old,
I took him to the movies.
It was a movie starring Lana Turner.
The Postman Always Ring Twice, with John Garfield.
And whenever she would appear on the screen,
Bill would begin compulsively to suck his thumb
to an obscene amount.
And I knew from this very moment this boy was a fool for blondes.
Mmm.
You know,
being a fool for a woman such as yourself
is always the right thing to do.
If we had met when I was back in business,
you would have been my number-one lady.
Well, I'm flattered. You goddamn well better be.
This... I heard you were driving a truck.
My Pussy Wagon died on me.
The Pussy died. Hmm.
Bill shot you in the head, no?
Yes. Hmm.
I would have been much nicer.
I would have just cut your face.
You must forgive me.
Please... you have a drink with me.
Clara! (SMOOCHES)
Coming.
Dos añejo.
(MUMBLES)
Gracias.
What were we talking about?
Bill.
Where's Bill? Where's Bill.
Yeah. Hmm.
Bill is at the Villa Quatro, on the road to Salina.
I will draw you a map.
Bill is like a son to me.
Do you know why I help you? No.
Because he would want me to.
Now, that I don't believe.
Ahh.
How else is he ever going to see you again?
Freeze, Mommy.
Bang, bang! Oh!
Oh! She got us, B.B. Mommy got us.
Oh, I'm dying.
(GROANS) I'm dying.
Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot us.
But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know
that little B.B. was only playing possum,
due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum.
So, as the smirking killer advanced on what she thought
was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired.
Bang, bang!
You're dead, Mommy. So die.
Oh!
B.B.
Oh! B.B....
(GRUNTS)
I should've known.
You are... the best.
Oh, Mommy. Don't die.
I was just playing.
I know.
I told her that you were asleep,
but that one day you'd wake up and come back to her.
And she asked me, "If Mommy's been asleep since I was born,
then how will she know what I look like?"
To which I replied, "Because Mommy's been dreaming of you."
That's what I said.
Did you dream of me? I dreamed of you.
Every single night, baby. Every single night.
I waited a long time for you to wake up, Mommy.
Now, let me look at you.
Oh.
My, my, my, what a pretty little girl you are.
You're pretty too, Mommy.
Tell Mommy what you said when I showed you her picture.
Mm-mm.
Come on, shy girl. Mm-mm.
Come on. You know what you said.
Come on. Tell Mommy. It'll make her feel good.
Come on. Mm-mm.
Yeah. Come on.
I said... I said
"You're the most beautifulest woman
I ever saw in the whole wide world."
That's the truth. That's what she said.
B.B., don't you think Mommy has the prettiest hair
in the whole wide world?
Yes, I do. Matter of fact, it's better than pretty.
What's better than pretty? Mmm... Gorgeous.
Very good. Gorgeous.
Mommy is gorgeous.
Hmm. You know, sweetie, Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.
Why, Daddy? Were you being a bad daddy?
I'm afraid I was. I was a real bad daddy.
Our little girl learned about life and death the other day.
Wanna tell Mommy about what happened to Emilio?
I killed him.
Emilio was her goldfish. Emilio was my goldfiss.
She came running into my room,
holding the fish in her hand and crying,
"Daddy! Daddy! Emilio's dead."
And I said, "Really? That's so sad."
"How did he die?"
And what did you say? I stepped on him.
Actually, young lady, the words you so strategically used were
"I accidentally stepped on him."
To which I queried,
"And just how did your foot accidentally
find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?"
And she said, "No, no, no.
Emilio was on the carpet when I stepped on him."
Mmm. The plot thickens.
"And just how did Emilio get on the carpet?"
And, Mommy, you would've been so proud of her.
She didn't lie.
She said she took Emilio out of his bowl
and put him on the carpet.
And what was Emilio doing on the carpet?
Flapping.
And then you stomped on him. Uh-huh.
And when you lifted up your foot,
what was Emilio doing then? Nothing.
He stopped flapping, didn't he?
She told me later
that the second she lifted up her foot
and saw Emilio not flapping, she knew what she had done.
Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death?
A fish flapping on the carpet,
and a fish not flapping on the carpet.
So powerful,
even a four-year-old with no concept of life or death
knew what it meant.
You loved Emilio, didn't you? Uh-huh.
Well, I love Mommy, too.
But I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
You stomped on Mommy? Worse.
I shot Mommy.
Not pretend shooting like we were just doing.
I shot her for real.
Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her.
What I didn't know was,
when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
What happened? I was very sad.
And that's when I learned
some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
What happened to Mommy? Why don't you ask Mommy?
You OK, Mommy? Did it hurt?
No, sweetie.
Doesn't hurt anymore.
Did it make you sick?
No. It made me sleep.
That's why I haven't been with you, B.B. I've been asleep.
But you're awake now, Mommy. Right?
I'm wide awake, pretty girl.
B.B., would you like Mommy to watch a video with you
before sleepy time?
Uh-huh.
Mommy, do you wanna watch a video with me before sleepy time?
Oh, yeah! I would love to.
Which one do you wanna watch? Shogun Assassin.
No, B.B. Shogun Assassin is too long.
Mm-mm. No, it's not.
Well, then,
I'll leave you ladies to it.
BOY: When I was little, my father was famous.
He was the greatest samurai in the empire.
And he was the shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of 131 lords.
My father would come home to Mother,
and when he would see her
he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the shogun,
but the shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
One night, the shogun sent...
("ABOUT HER" BY MALCOLM McLAREN)
♪ My man's got a heart
♪ Like the rock that's in the sea
♪ Well, no one told me about her
♪ The way she lied
♪ Well, no one told me about her
♪ How many people cried
♪ My man's got a heart
♪ Like the rock that's in the sea
♪ My man's got a heart
♪ Like the rock that's in the sea
♪ Well, no one told me about her
♪ The way she lied
♪ Well, no one told me about her
♪ How many people cried
♪ But it's too late to say you're sorry
♪ How would I know?
♪ Why should I care?
♪ Please don't bother trying to find her
♪ She's not there ♪
I was just admiring your sword.
Quite a piece of work.
Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
He's good.
Has his sushi gotten any better?
You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword.
It was easy.
I just dropped your name, Bill.
That'd do it.
♪ Well, no one told me about her
I suppose the idea is we cross Hanzo swords.
Am I right?
Well, it just so happens
this hacienda has its own private beach.
And that private beach just so happens
to look particularly beautiful
bathed in moonlight.
And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight.
So, sword fighter,
if you want a sword fight, that's where I suggest.
But if you wanna be old school about it
and you know I'm all about old school
then we could wait until dawn and slice each other up at sunrise
like a couple of real-life, honest...
Now, if you don't settle down,
I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap.
And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in.
(LAUGHS)
I'm just fuckin' with you.
Now, when it comes to you
and us
I have a few unanswered questions.
So, before this tale of bloody revenge
reaches its climax,
I'm gonna ask you some questions,
and I want you to tell me the truth.
However, therein lies a dilemma.
Because when it comes to the subject of me,
I believe you are truly and utterly
incapable of telling the truth.
Especially to me. And least of all, to yourself.
And when it comes to the subject of me,
I am truly and utterly
incapable of believing anything you say.
How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
Well, it just so happens,
I have a solution.
Agh! Gotcha!
(GRUNTING) God damn!
(LAUGHS)
What the fuck did you just shoot me with?
My greatest invention. Or at least my favorite.
Don't touch it,
or I'll stick another one right in your cheek.
What lies within that dart,
just begging to course its way through your veins
is an incredibly potent
and quite infallible truth serum.
I call it "The Undisputed Truth."
Twice as strong as sodium pentothal,
with no druggie aftereffects.
Except for a slight wave of euphoria. You feel it?
Euphoria? Yeah.
No. Too bad.
As you know,
I'm quite keen on comic books.
Especially the ones about superheroes.
I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating.
Take my favorite superhero, Superman.
Not a great comic book. Not particularly well drawn.
Mmm.
But the mythology...
The mythology is not only great, it's unique.
How long does this shit take to go into effect?
About two minutes.
Just long enough for me to finish my point.
Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is,
there's the superhero and there's the alter ego.
Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,
Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker.
When that character wakes up in the morning,
he's Peter Parker.
He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man.
And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone.
Superman didn't become Superman.
Superman was born Superman.
When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman.
His alter ego is Clark Kent.
His outfit with the big red "S,"
that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby
when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes.
What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit
that's the costume.
That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us.
Clark Kent is how Superman views us.
And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent?
He's weak,
he's unsure of himself,
he's a coward.
Clark Kent is Superman's critique
on the whole human race.
Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.
Aso.
The point emerges.
You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plympton.
But you were born Beatrix Kiddo.
And every morning when you woke up,
you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.
Oh, you can take the needle out.
Are you calling me a superhero?
I'm calling you a killer.
A natural-born killer.
You always have been, and you always will be.
Moving to El Paso,
working in a used-record store,
goin' to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons.
That's you
trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee.
That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive.
But you're not a worker bee.
You're a renegade killer bee.
And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate
or how fat your ass got,
nothing in the world would ever change that.
First question:
did you really think your life in El Paso was gonna work?
No!
But I would've had B.B.!
Don't get me wrong.
I think you would have been a wonderful mother.
But you are a killer.
All those people you killed to get to me
felt damn good, didn't they?
Yes.
Every single one of them?
Yes.
That was the warmup round.
Now comes the $64,000 question.
Why did you run away from me with my baby?
Do you remember the last assignment you sent me on?
Of course.
Lisa Wong.
The morning I left, I was sick.
On the plane, I threw up.
So I started thinking
maybe I was pregnant.
"Easy to use.
Remove cap and urinate on the absorbent end for five seconds."
"Accurate results in only 90 seconds."
"You can read the results as soon as the line appears in the window."
(SIGHS)
(CLOCK TICKING)
Fuck.
BEATRIX: What I didn't know
was that somewhere on my journey
I had been spotted.
With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wong long
to send an assassin of her own.
(DOORBELL DINGS) BEATRIX: Hello, can I help you?
Hello, I'm Karen Kim. I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel.
I have a welcome gift from the management.
Oh, that's nice. Um...
Can you just leave it by the door?
You pretty good with that shotgun?
Not that I have to be at this range,
but I'm a fuckin' surgeon with this shotgun.
Well, guess what, bitch. I'm better than Annie Oakley,
and I got you right in my sight.
I could blow your fuckin' head off.
Not before I put one right between your eyes, so let's talk.
Karen...
I just found out
right now
not a moment before you blew a hole through the door
that I'm pregnant. What is this?
On the floor by the door
is a strip that says I'm pregnant.
Bullshit.
Any other time you'd be 100 percent right.
This time
you're 100 percent wrong.
I'm the deadliest woman in the world.
But right now
I'm just scared shitless for my baby.
Please.
Just look at the strip.
Please!
Stay where you are and don't move.
I don't know what this fuckin' shit means.
The box with the directions it's right there.
"Easy to use."
"Remove the cap and urinate on the absorbent end."
Blue means pregnant.
I'll read it myself, thank you.
Oh, OK. Say I were to believe you. What then?
Just go home.
I'll do the same.
(OPENS DOOR)
Congratulations.
Before that strip turned blue
I was a woman. I was your woman.
I was a killer who killed for you.
Before that strip turned blue,
I would've jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train.
For you.
But once that strip turned blue
I could no longer do any of those things.
Not anymore.
Because I was gonna be a mother.
Can you understand that?
Yes.
But why didn't you tell me then, instead of now?
Once you knew, you'd claim her.
And I didn't want that.
Not your decision to make.
Yes.
But it's the right decision, and I made it for my daughter.
She deserved to be born with a clean slate.
But with you she would've been born
into a world she shouldn't have.
I had to choose.
I chose her.
You know, five years ago,
if I had to make a list of impossible things
that could never happen,
you performing a coup de grâce on me
by bustin' a cap in my crown
would've been right at the top of the list.
I'd have been wrong, wouldn't I?
I'm sorry.
Was that a question?
Of impossible things that could never happen,
yes, in this instance, you would've been wrong.
Well?
When you never came back,
I naturally assumed Lisa Wong,
or somebody else, had killed you.
Oh! And for the record,
letting somebody think somebody they love is dead
when they're not is quite cruel.
I mourned you for three months.
And in the third month of mourning you
I tracked you down.
I wasn't tryin' to track you down.
I was tryin' to track down the fucking assholes I thought killed you.
So I find you.
And what do I find?
Not only are you not dead,
you're getting married to some fucking jerk.
And you're pregnant.
I... overreacted.
You overreacted? Is that your explanation?
I didn't say I was gonna explain myself.
I said I was gonna tell you the truth.
But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal.
I'm a killer.
I'm a murdering bastard. You know that.
And there are consequences
to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
You experienced some of them.
Was my reaction really that surprising?
Yes. It was.
Could you do what you did?
Of course you could.
But I never thought you would, or could,
do that to me.
I'm really sorry, Kiddo,
but you thought wrong.
You and I have unfinished business.
Baby... you ain't kiddin'.
(GASPS)
(GROANS)
Pai Mei taught you
the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique?
'Course he did.
Why didn't you tell me?
I don't know.
Because I'm
a bad person.
No.
You're not a bad person.
You're a terrific person.
You're my favorite person.
But every once in a while
you can be a real cunt.
How do I look?
You look ready.
Well, well, well. If it ain't the little flower.
NARRATOR: Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.
Let's go to press. Flash.
Do you have a magpie in your home?
If you do, you are most fortunate.
The magpie is the most charming bird in all the world.
He is the best friend a farmer ever had.
Treat him gently. Treat him kindly.
And always remember,
the magpie deserves your respect.
(SOBBING)
- Sync By: elderman - Improved By: Fidel33
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
MAGPIE: Now, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I ain't got no headache.
Oh, yes, you have, brother.
("MALAGUENA SALAROSA" BY CHINGON)
Yaaagh!
("GOODNIGHT MOON" BY SHIVAREE)
♪ There's a nail in the door
♪ And there's glass on the lawn
♪ Tacks on the floor, and the TV is on
♪ And I always sleep with my guns
♪ When you're gone
♪ There's a blade by the bed
♪ And a phone in my hand
♪ A dog on the floor
♪ And some cash on the nightstand
♪ When I'm all alone, the dreaming stops
♪ And I just can't stand
♪ What should I do?
♪ I'm just a little baby
♪ What if the lights go out and maybe?
♪ And then the wind just starts to moan
♪ Outside the door, he followed me home
♪ Well, goodnight moon, I want the sun
♪ If it's not here soon
♪ I might be done
♪ No, it won't be too soon 'til I say
♪ Goodnight moon
♪ Well, you're up so high, how can you save me?
♪ When the dark comes here tonight
♪ To take me up to my front walk and into bed
♪ Where it kisses my face
♪ And eats my head
♪ What should I do? I'm just a little baby
♪ What if the lights go out and maybe?
♪ And then the wind just starts to moan
♪ Outside the door, he followed me home
♪ Now, goodnight moon, I want the sun
♪ If it's not here soon, I might be done
♪ No, it won't be too soon 'til I say
♪ Goodnight moon
♪ No, it won't be too soon 'til I say
♪ Goodnight moon ♪
("URAMI-BUSHI" BY MEIKO KAJI)
QUENTIN TARANTINO: And, action!
Argh!
QUENTIN TARANTINO: Cut.
Oh, come on. Let's do it again.