Witnessing
Good night. I Butt-head. </ P>
Movies that you will see
will be presented specifically using 3D technology. </ P>
You will see the Jackass
unlike the people you have seen before.
In three dimensions.
In order to experience this new dimension,
You have to use special glasses that are given to you in the lobby.
This will be cool.
It doesn't look anything, different from Butt-head.
Whoa! Hey, Beavis, Look at my hand. </ P>
It's 3D. </ P>
Really? I don't see...
That's amazing! It feels like you really hit me! </ P>
It's almost like your hands really...
Wow! Ini teknologi luar biasa!
Wait a minute.
So sit down and enjoy the movie.
That must be 2D.
Foolish Basics.
</ p >
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass.
My name is Johnny Knoxville, and this is the big Si Lima.
Oh, my luck. Good morning! </ P>
There? Good. </ P>
- Damn it. - Oh, no. </ P>
- Yeah, Dunn. What's up, friend? - What's up, nerd?
- What's up, dude? - What, Nerd?
Dude, you play that way
He said, "What's wrong, Dunn?"
Repeat, reset.
Ehren is walking here, and we see him bring a
tray full of soup.
- How are you, friend? - Put it there.
- He won't do it. - What?
I don't think he will go for it.
- What's wrong, Ehren? - What? </ P>
Help us all, friend. </ P>
He fell with it! </ P>
He fell with soup! </ P>
Welcome back, girl. You are mine. </ P>
Oh, God! </ P>
Look at the tray! He becomes two! </ P>
- Can hug me for that. - The tray is broken. </ P>
I can't believe he fell for it. "Can you bring the soup into it?" </ P>
"We need you to bring a tray soup to the kitchen. "
This is all flour for our friend, Bam.
We'll make him antique when he gets here. </ p >
- Oh, OK. - He walked in.
- What happened? - What?
None. How are you? Big Finger! </ P>
That's the best so far! </ P>
- Oh, God! - You kicked my fucking ass. </ P >
He's become an antique!
- I'm so unprepared for that. - Very good! You fly. </ P>
- Good morning, friend. - Morning, Bam! </ P>
Damn it! </ P>
Not too many people know us back in our college days,
however, friend, we are wild!
I mean, we're in a wet shirt contest,
The shape of the body... summer,
... Cornholin & apos;...
And Johnny Knoxville, king of spring vacation! </ P>
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! </ P>
I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is Jet Ski. </ P>
Gosh! </ P>
You're almost over the top. </ P>
Dia benar-benar mendarat disitu.
- How far am I sliding? - You're sliding away, friend.
I'm scared, friend.
I've seen a lot of crazy activities during spring,
and who took the cake, man.
I didn't really land damn this landing.
- No, I think You do it. - Well,!
The spring king!
Damn. I know we shouldn't do this
in my father's damn house.
He's been angry about me damn ap truant school.
He will finish me.
That will come out of my pocket money.
I'm Steve-O... Oh, shit!
Why I must be Steve-O?
- This will be very fast. - Well, yeah, yeah.
You can.
I'm Steve-O ,
and this is Tee Ball.
That is a big hit.
This will only get worse and worse.
You're the best I see, Steve-O.
Good work.
Right in the middle.
Blow Path.
I'm Dave England, and this is Bungee Boogie. </ p >
Road.
It's thrilling.
- What's the matter? - Let's try again!
Release it.
Damn!
- Are you okay? - Well, very good.
- Ready? - OK.
Oh, my lips.
- Here we go. - Tell us when.
- Go ahead. - start...
That's actually quite impressive.
I mean, it's not slammed, but it's still quite impressive.
But this is really impressive.
- Ready? - This looks dangerous.
And the way!
Fucking Helem, Return the clamp to me.
Friend, you eat shit!
- Well, the one working. - I think you have.
And go!
Hey! There's a pool, come on! </ P>
Preston. That's awesome. </ P>
... Start seeing me on TV...
How many bees we work with this today? </ P>
Every nest, anywhere there may be from ten to 50,000 bees.
They are Africanized types, so they will be a little more irritable.
What do you think of the possibility of from the people who got the sting today?
They will get a smile. There is no doubt in my mind.
When you hit the ball full of bees, you will get a sting.
How many bee stings Do you think we can get it?
I think this requires around a hundred to kill a human.
- What? < br /> - There are 50,000 bees there.
Are you just making it up, come on?
- I don't think I did that. - What?
There are 50,000 bees.
50,000 and it takes 100 to kill a human?
I think about a hundred bees can kill you, if I'm not mistaken.
- What are we doing here? - Making a good movie.
Going for 99 and then running away.
That they have to pee also right, right,
- Just poured in there? - Oh, maybe.
I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't a good idea.
It looks good on paper.
Look at this.
This thing will be gnarly now, friend.
- Come on, leave. Let's go. - Woah. No, I got stung. </ P>
- Oh, damn it. - Come on, Manny. </ P>
Go! Do it! Do it! Do it! </ P>
Do it! Damn it! </ P>
Get the bee's butt! My sexy two players,
This is Tetherball's honeycomb! The game starts! </ P>
The game starts! </ P>
Oh, damn it! </ P>
I can't do it anymore! </ P>
Damn! damn it! Fuck! </ P>
Damn! Oh, damn it! </ P>
He will win! </ P>
- Steve-O! - Damn! </ P>
- Damn! Oh, shit! - Stay with Dave. Go with Dave. </ P>
Loomis, let's get the ball back. </ P>
Oh, shit! </ P>
Oh, damn it hurts! </ P>
Oh, Tuhan! Oh, sial!
Please place me somewhere where there are no bees!
This is carbon dioxide.
Your body is heating up, so you become their target, You take it really well, friend. </ P>
I'm very unlucky to get sick! </ P>
You're running around with carbon dioxide. </ P>
- Look at the eyes You. - God, I have to get rid of this. </ P>
The problem is that Dave doesn't understand
is that the more you panic, more you will be stung.
Idiot!
That feels like someone blew a fireball on my face.
It looks like you just beat hell from you.
You won't be able to breathe.
Waiter? Can I get cream for my coffee? </ P>
That's the story of Jackass there. </ P>
Hanya kencing di angin.
Hey, buddy, would you keep my dog for a while
while I want to walk there? Thank you. I'll be right back. </ P>
Thank you, friend. </ P>
Thank you, bro. </ P>
Thank you very much for looking after my dog.
My name is Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo.
You're a friend!
We're not worthy.
Oh, friend. Let me here. </ P>
- What's it like? - It feels like rubbish. </ P>
It feels like I'm hit by by a buffalo. </ P>
That's from my mouth!
Get me out of here! Get me out of here! </ P>
Ehren, stay here! </ P>
Think we need take him out of there? </ P>
Let's help him!
- Ehren, come out! - Alright!
Lance... Wait calmly, Lance!
Pull out! OK, pull it out! Pull out! </ P>
- Did I make an explosion? - You made an explosion, friend. </ P>
So it can be high and everything? It feels like a volcano?
You have three good legs.
- Three feet? - Yeah, one has a certain strength.
- It feels like on top volcano? - Of course.
Don't say anything.
- What do you want? - Two Budweisers.
How much? </ P>
Six-fifty, please. </ P>
- Save the change. - Thank you, honey. </ P>
So, what is the status?
I don't know. Go to the beach or something... get water. </ P>
You tried it? </ P>
Tara! What are you doing? </ P>
What is this?! </ P>
- Siapa kamu bajingan? - Siapa kamu?
I'm my girlfriend frickin & apos; jerk!
That's cool, friend. I'm her husband. </ P>
Don't push me. Don't push me. </ P>
I don't even touch you. </ P>
You know, fuck you two! Fuck you two! </ P>
Relax now.
So...
He and I broke up and...
Here.
Fuck you! I said to get this jerk away! </ P>
- Don't push him, man! - Stop! Stop! Stop! </ P>
You guys are fucking! </ P>
Get him, Pop! Get him, Poppy! </ P>
Drop him! </ P>
Stop him! Stop! </ P>
Police! lay on the damn floor! Hang on the floor!
Hold it! Everything to the wall! </ P>
- To the wall! </ P>
Apa yang kamu lakukan?!
Establish him. Set him up! </ P>
Hold it, motherfucker! Put your hand behind your back! </ P>
- Come on, baby! - Dammit Drop me! </ P>
Code 54! Paramedics! Paramedics! </ P>
Damn it! Get him for me! </ P>
- Get that damn for me! - Shut up! Shut up! </ P>
Look at the two of them. </ P>
Friend. Wait. Can he walk? </ P>
Fine. </ P>
What happened earlier? What happened here earlier? </ P>
I don't know! A group of midget come here and start fighting! </ P>
- I don't know what happened. - That's really wild! </ P>
The police are coming! I can't believe it. </ P>
Little cop. </ P>
He came Dunn. </ P>
There's no damn way. </ P>
- Oh, God. - Am I blue? </ P>
Aku sangat senang.
- There's a lot of blue. - It has happened!
Damn it!
That voice is just scary.
This sucks . Oh, friend. </ P>
His skin is more dangerous than the bite, Ehren. </ P>
Because of the excess prison population,
We will give these children Chance here to escape.
this side is detention, side, freedom.
This is Electric Avenue.
Every one of the electric gun has 950,000 volts.
There are 15 hanging here, Good luck!
Come on!
- Go, go, go! - Damn! </ P>
Damn, I'm going to faint, friend. I'll faint. </ P>
Come on, come on. </ P>
Go, go, go !
shit, it's sucked!
Damn!
- How are you feeling? - I changed my mind.
Strum weapons are number one I hate now.
The second bull, snake the third one.
Very! Scary. </ P>
I'm Preston Lacy here with professional kicker Josh Brown,
and this is The Field Goal. </ P>
Tendang! </ P>
Wow, that's a good kick.
- Is that right in the mouth? - Really smells.
Oh, shit.
My mouth. </ P>
Damn it! </ P>
- I love you, friend. Thank you. - Oh, God. </ P>
Professional Rugby Star Josh Brown. I love you, friend. right.
Damn it!
- In the mouth. - You're a True Man.
April, glue what is this?
- Super Mighty Glue. - This is Lem Super Mighty,
Samarinda, January 26, 2011
and we will have fun today.
Who has stomach hair?
Not me. </ p >
- You have stomach hair? - I have a little.
- That must be belly hair. - That's belly hair.
- You guys have belly hair. - Now we talk.
It looks like we have players for this game.
- Don't finger it. - You don't need lots, they say.
Smeared yes. Oh, Knoxville, Jesus!
No, I think this will work.
Everything is ready. Are we ready? </ P>
Ready, then? </ P>
Oh, God! </ P>
Now. Oh, God! </ P>
Put it there. Put it. Put it there. </ P>
This can peel my skin. </ P>
Kamu akan memiliki telapak tangan berbulu.
Wait. I'm kind of like that Preston's time said...
- It's not moving. - What do you like Preston say? </ P>
Give a little music.
This goes in.
Should they pull it?
We don't need time anymore, This comes in.
You have at least 15 grams super glue.
- Pull it! Pull it! - Really? </ P>
- Three, two, one... - The skin is coming, I know that. Come on, Bam! </ P>
He's a werewolf! </ P>
Werewolves! </ P>
That's the cool thing! -Ass Phil. </ P>
Preston is very dirty, but it's disgusting!
Wow!
No, don't pour it in your hand.
- It's sting. - It must be hurt .
Hey, Dunn. Do you have hair on your ass? </ P>
- Tidak - Apakah Anda ingin beberapa?
I'm thinking of a hairy ass, yeah.
I'm in my 30s, haven't grown naturally.
So I think we should do a transplant. <
Phil, can I borrow some of your back hair?
Yeah, you're like sitting on my back?
I'm thinking about <
Sure, I'll lie down and you can sit on it.
- OK, Rake. - You're ready to start? Let's do it. </ P>
Ryan, are you shaving your ass? </ P>
I'm shaving... Look at me! Am I shaving my ass? </ P>
I'm don't know what feels like a razor.
Apparently, you don't know why toilet paper feels good.
- I'm not! - Make sure it's clean. </ P>
Baiklah, mulai, mulai, mulai! Kamu harus duduk!
- Sit down! Sit! Sit down! - Sit down. </ P>
Time, two minutes. </ P>
- Phil, are you okay there? - Yah. </ P>
- Consider the experience of a bond. - Okay.
When you stay 30 seconds.
Well, if I can't get Phil the hair from me,
then, you know, I really prefer ZZ Top beard.
Damn fucker! You're a jerk!
- It won't come off. - Not fucking damn it!
It won't come off.
This will come off. This will come off.
You damn, damn stab.
- Okay, Dunn, stand up. - Dunn, you wake up. Stand up. </ P>
Let's see if you have some hair on your ass. </ P>
- Ready? start. - One, two...
- What's that? - Your butt looks 80 years old.
- What's that? - Someone has to iron you.
- Look again Phil. - Let me see.
Friend, you lost a lot of hair here.
But there's no doo-doo stain, right?
- No - Not so much.
Okay, good.
Why are you holding on like that?
Why are you side by side with Preston < br /> and leave...?
Wait a minute, hold it the scissors down.
Oh, you bastard.
I have free hand.
Hello!
- Here, I will be like this to catch him. - Alright, you caught him.
Ryan, you want raise your pants first?
Catch me. Catch Knox. </ P>
- Ambil Bam. - Tidak, simpan celanamu turun.
- I don't want my ball to hang out. - Ready then? Three...
Friend, this will be interesting. </ P>
Three, two, start. </ P>
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. </ P>
I'm Shit, friend. </ P>
What is penis feathers. </ P>
That's worse than Phil. </ P>
All are ready Yes, what are you doing?
Sticking, chest.
You won't finish easily.
Why don't you want glue < br /> Wee Man To Preston?
- Yes. - I have to lie down,
and you have to lie on me.
- Woow - Let's do it right.
Like this?
- I think like this. - No
- Oh, well. - Oh, yeah.
- Position 69. - Glue to 69.
I think that's the best way.
Well, damn runny on him or me!
- Let's start! - Where is the glue?
- That's good. - OK, OK, OK! </ P>
- Knoxville! - Sorry. </ P>
Fuck! </ P>
You have to see where I am. </ P>
Oh, no.
Wait. Two minutes! Someone counts the time. </ P>
Two minutes is long I hate position 69 damn & apos; now! </ P>
- How do you plan to practice 69 ? - I don't know damn it.
- I have an idea how to get him off. - Push them down the table, this way.
- No! - What? </ P>
Don't, no... Good. </ P>
Somebody get me a stun gun. </ P>
No! </ P>
Yeah! Come on, take it fast! Find a stun gun! </ P>
Aku akan melepaskan! Aku melepaskan! Tidak! Tidak! Tidak!
That's not cool! No, no! </ P>
Damn it! </ P>
Look at my damn nipples! </ P>
Damn my armpit is numb! Phil, pull it off. </ P>
- This one? Where, is this? - What is this? </ P>
I can't. Let the Ap do it. </ P>
- Don't move. - Ready, ready, ready...
Stop it. </ P>
I think it's for Super Mighty Glue. </ P>
Thank God we don't have the skin is peeled off. </ P>
Are there any peel off?
Everything. Now it's time for to raise your hands. </ P>
Yah. </ P>
Three, two, one, start! </ P>
Hi beautiful. </ P>
Sorry. I pressed the wrong button. </ P>
Give me my leg! please!
Give me my leg!
Itu Kakiku! berhenti! Pencuri!
- Hey! - Where are you?
Oh, God.
I went to the bathroom. I have to change.
Run, run, run run, run, run, run!
Run, run, run, run, run!
Hey, man. What are you doing, friend? </ P>
I screwed myself up. I screwed myself up. </ P>
- Can you help me? - Blast, no. You have to clean it up? </ P>
I'll clean it up! If you get a wrapper for me. </ P>
Hello. My name is Irving Zisman. </ P>
And this is my grandson, Murray,
and today, we will go buy a motorbike. </ P>
Wow, that place good.
The best choice.
- How are you, sir? - Fine. I'm with my grandson. </ P>
- Oh, sangat bagus. - Yah.
- How much is this price? - That's around $ 2,000.
Two thousand? What have I done, solved something?
My luck.
What are you looking for in there, Murray?
There are only a few motors there.
Tell me a little about one here.
That's good. I'll be back. </ P>
- I'll be right back. - Fine. </ P>
Oh my God! </ P>
Damn. Am I pressing the wrong button? </ P>
What happened? </ P>
Sir, will I call the health team? </ P>
No, I'm fine! </ P>
- What happened? - The old man's way out. </ P>
Some people have bad luck & apos; with that. </ P>
How did he get through here? He came through here ?
He headed out like that.
How does he come out like that?
I think he's fine.
Oh, my luck.
You're done!
I'm Pontius The Barbarian,
and now the time has come to kill rotten animals,
Satanic brothers.
Come on, blasphemous . Meet your death. </ P>
Oh, you ugly animals! </ P>
You pigs from the dark! </ P>
I've waited a long time this blood feast, you....
Stupid! Again! </ P>
Stupid! He's mine! </ P>
Damn! Fuck, get out of here! </ P>
Damn it! </ P>
Damn this silliness. </ P>
- What happened? - I've finished it. </ P >
- You're okay here. - I know, that makes me very good.
You have a sting, once this mission is finished.
I'm very angry.
What do you think will happen?
Up a little. Yes, I see. </ P>
Oh damn it. </ P>
We are here with BMX legends Mat Hoffman,
and this is Sweatsuit Cocktail.
So, I have an idea to bring sweat down
into the channel, into the cup It's a small can.
The flowing
We might need a doctor.
You can almost drop.
Friend, it's very hot!
Face, Steve-O. </ P>
- What's that? - on the face. </ P>
It looks like a white sauce. </ P>
his face. The glass is pointing down a little
- Get it, get it! - Oh, damn it!
- Is it pee or sweat? - It's sweat, take it! </ p >
Squeeze it, Steve-O.
we can't lance, friend.
What?
What is that...? His head nods. </ P>
Lance, are you okay? I think we should stop it again. </ P>
Are you okay? </ P>
- You want a camera? - Well...
- The camera helps you not get sick? - Well,...
Alright, give me the camera so he...
Done? </ P>
Hey, someone follow me down. </ P>
OK, we'll go. </ P>
Steve-O! Steve-O! God! </ P>
Sorry! Sorry. </ P>
A test about the prostate is back here. </ P>
Damn squeeze, friend
Here, let's finish this gial activity Squeeze it out from this
This is what makes me want to vomit.
This is your mix of alcohol which has been in two years, right?
Yeah. This is for good health. </ P>
I think you...
Don't throw up on the heater. </ P>
You vomit on...
Give your camera. You vomit right in the lens.
Here we have to be like...
We really fall apart here. </ p >
- Jesus. - I love you, friend.
That's Sweatsuit Cocktail.
- Seriously. - Yeah, guys.
My name is Santy Claus,
and I'm here with the Bad Boy, and this is The Christmas Tree.
From Wood!
- Santa and the fairy who fell hard. - Yes!
Santa didn't climb the tree for a long time.
And, I will be honest, < br /> Santa did have the last few nights.
So... this won't feel better.
I'm just here to enjoy the trip.
How do you start?
- Do you need help? - Yes! Santa needs a hand. </ P>
I like it because they climb 40-foot tall trees,
and they will fall 60-feet from it
- A sunny morning. - Morning is bright for you!
- Santa looks good! - Santa is exhausted.
Santa can barely survive , so go away.
That's the hardest part! Now comes the easy part.
Bring out a look!
Bring saw.
He never used a chainsaw before.
He has one thumb. How will he drop it?
He won't touch it after this.
Have you ever been scared?
Yah.
Push! Push it another way! </ P>
Jarppi, cut it out! </ P>
Well, but you have to push it! </ P>
There, there! </ P>
Trees! </ P>
Damn! </ P>
Santa's falling! Are you okay? </ P>
I fell with a tree... on
- You fell with a tree? - Yeah.
But you're still alive.
Are you okay? </ p >
Santa, I think that's the right way to make your Christmas tree.
Everything goes up to my sled,
Santa really doesn't like heights, I know that.
I'm Danger Ehren, and this is Pin The Tail on The Donkey.
You certainly can.
Let me turn you around. Spin it. </ P>
OK. strengthen your legs.
Raise the tail higher.
- Where did he kick you? - Don't know.
Where did you think I was kicked?
Look, damn it!
Bring the tail of the donkey. </ P>
OK, that's just a donkey. </ P>
Spread your legs... spread legs. </ P>
Yeah good. </ P>
Bring your cock down.
You will be fine.
Your walk is amazing.
Straight, straight.
You will get warmth.
I heard that. </ p >
He got my cock! He got my cock!
I saw the mark.
Damn! I don't want to do that anymore. If I'm cured. </ P>
Hello...
Hello. My name is Johnny Knoxville. </ P>
We have Professional Rugby players Erik Ainge, Jared Allen,
and our referee today, Seann William Scott.
This is The Blindside.
- I didn't do it, little friend. - I know.
I didn't do it. Jared, why did you do that?
I really made that mistake.
Let's finish this silliness .
Blue... 24!
Blue... 24! Hut! </ P>
Oh, my God. </ P>
It looks like you didn't block it, Preston. </ P>
You just crush it on the ground!
Feels like shit.
Have you ever played as a midfielder before?
- A few years ago - You think you can try it ?
Quickly pay attention. What's your job? </ P>
Damaging Knoxville's face. </ P>
- What's your job? - Catch the ball. </ P>
- Maksudku ... - Mari kita lakukan!
I mean, catching the ball.
Do you think Knoxville will catch the ball?
- No. - Who gave him silliness?
Hey, Jared! Don't hit me with your little bag now! </ P>
Nice bracelet, douche. </ P>
Ten! </ P>
Did I catch it? </ P>
People don't realize that rughby is a physics game. </ P>
Fast and speed is comparable to that. </ P>
- Good game. See you in the bathroom. - Good game. See you in the bathroom. </ P>
Oh, shit! </ P>
It's perfect. That's perfect. </ P>
This is our friend, Will, and he has very special skills. </ P>
Friend, you have a weapon. </ P>
You ready? yes, come on, guys, let's have a party.
- What about the trumpet? - Alright.
You bring jazz back for work people.
- We found something here. - That talent! </ P>
Hey, friend, Can my butt smoke? </ P>
Wait. </ P>
From the ass. </ P>
There is dirt at the end...
Is there dirt on the end? </ P>
- There's dirt on it. - Hey, look at this silliness. </ P>
I saw it.
- That's very dirty.
Let's get the arrows out.
- Yeah. - You're there.
Fortunately, we have that.
- Do you want to practice? - Take a balloon.
- Does it have to go down lower? - Well, lower. </ P>
You can do it. You can do it. </ P>
Kamu mungkin mau diselipkan.
No, no, no! I think you should go your legs are slightly stretched. </ P>
Steve-O, don't hold your ball. You will get hurt. </ P>
- Does this suck in? < br /> - Well, he's sucked in.
- Trippin comes out. - I'm serious about trippin & apos;
You want to try again... Hey! </ p >
My name is Johnny Knoxville and this is Bad Dog.
Oklahoma! Oklahoma! </ P>
Damn! </ P>
Oh, my ass meat! </ P>
That dog... is athletic. </ P>
My butt hurts. </ P> p>
Lance, do you know me earlier Already doing a squat?
You know, I can't do it this the first time...
... Two films, because
I've never really squat or whatever,
but now I've really worked with my buttocks and legs,
and give the dog something bite.
Yah.
I'm Pontius Chris, and this is Helicockter.
Oh, no, you fly it. </ P>
Yah! </ P>
- come back, come back! - come back! </ P>
back. back.
Oh, God!
Well, my flight career is already a lot.
Oh, God. So much love for my life. </ P>
Yo, Novak. </ P>
- Oh, God! - Damn it! </ P>
Oh, God! </ P >
- Are you okay? - Oh, God!
Friend, you don't have the perfect idea for that.
Help I. No, that's not it. </ P>
Dude, we have to look at that bullshit. </ P>
Friend, it hit so hard, on my face...
- That brakes. - Look at the weld.
- Has a strong silver fork. - How fast do you go?
Somewhat fast because cruddy makes this.
- So you said that he made it. - He will definitely make it.
- Friend, you got this. - No.
No.
How far have you been jumping with a motorcycle before?
I've never jumped on a motorcycle.
- So this is your record. - Yeah . I broke a record. </ P>
I will do it at the Snake River Redemption and, hopefully,
if everything goes according to plan, I will make a perfect rainbow, <
And it ends up being a little man with gold.
Or a little man.
- Let's go. - Let's get to work.
Proudly showing the owner of Wee Man & apos; s Crhoconic Tacos!
At least your circuit looks like a piece of meat in the microwave.
It's hard!
Very patriot, microwave meat.
I'll try and take it.
- gold on the ground. - Steal the gold.
Whatever. bad luck Let's go and take it!
Damn!
- well shit! - Are you okay?
You
We Can Fall!
You did well!
That's awesome.
That's awesome, Dunn !
It's amazing!
I thought it was time to replay Wee Man's Chronic Taco.
Redemption was made!
I'm Preston Lacy, and this is Apple of My Ass.
- I want to put it in, P? - Just enter it
Bantu aku, O.
- What about apples? - I can.
- Is one good enough? - I think so. I think so. </ P>
- A little deeper. - I can make it fit in a better way. </ P>
- A little deeper. - What?
- Hold it open, I'll put it in. - There we go. That's good. </ P>
- Oh, Steve-O. - my ball. </ P>
Hold it. </ P>
You don't like apples with
- Bring Bob. - Come on, Bob!
Oh, don't bring Bob.
- Come on, Bob. - Oh, God. </ P>
- Make him do it. - Come on, Bob. </ P>
Come on, Bob. </ P>
- Get it, Bob - He smells.
Come on, Bobby. Bob-Bob. Bob-Bob. </ P>
- Old fruit is forbidden. - Come on, Bob. </ P>
- Dimakan - Ayo, Bob!
hold it, hold it.
Bob.
He's really there.
Oh, he'll come back again.
Don't move. He'll be back for more.
Good, baby.
Put it back here? OK. </ P>
- Is that Bob? - Oh, man. </ P>
It's over there! </ P>
It's still there! Get back there! </ P>
Get back. It's still in. </ P>
Oh, no! Oh no! Oh, no! </ P>
- Can I move this? - There are still apples on your ass? </ P>
Get it. </ P>
Why did you do it , Jeff? </ P>
Look, Bob? I said it wasn't difficult to get into a movie. </ P>
- You understand? - Oh, no! </ P>
I'm looking at the piece my new hair in the mirror.
I was talking to the short there, then I heard a....
I'm like, "What is that?" "I know what that is."
A little hurt my nose.
It's like a road, way to my brain.
Me and the kids will do Duck Hunting.
- Pull! - Oh, damn it!
Are you all right?
- What is Andy doing? - He's screwed up.
- When we're finished. - I don't know. When we jumped,
I somehow went downstairs, he was above me, and he landed on me. </ P>
His head hit me. </ P>
- I'm trembling. - It hurts a lot. </ P>
- Get it too. - It looks funny. </ P>
It's Parks's turn
and This duck has meat a little more than it.
Pull it!
Oh, God!
I see.
It's like falling into a honeycomb.
- We killed Kwek Kwek.
- My entire back was stung. - What is that?
Well, ten, 11 there, and one.
Alright. So let's repeat. Take Dunn there. </ P>
Looks like Dunn next. Ready, C-sucker? </ P>
This one is a male turkey for sure.
Pull!
Good damn it!
I gave Paul Bunyan "s at 40-foot spinning damn.
You look like Buck Rogers past time, you know. </ P>
Yeah, I feel like I'm in the air for two weeks. </ P>
Oh, my God.
Jump!
I said I'll finish this.
Damn it just happened, right?
Halo. Namaku Irving Zisman.
This is my wife and grandson,
and today I am a Really Bad Grandpa.
No, Kek. You are the best.
- Irving! - Sorry, honey. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
Sorry, friend, sorry. </ P>
Excuse me, friend, Can you photograph us? </ P>
- Sorry to bother you. - No problem. </ P>
I'm very...
Sorry. Thank you friend. OK? </ P>
- You know? - You just press this button. </ P>
I'll tell you. Are you underage? </ P>
No. this is my grandson. He is 19 years old.
Sir, you can't kiss your grandson,
squeeze your grandson's ass Like that , Sir. </ P>
- His age. - You can enter the attendant because of that. </ P>
I'm not... I'm trying. You should be ashamed of yourself yourself.
You can't do that for your grandson.
- What are you doing? - Honey, I don't even know this person.
I does not matter. You are your grandson. That's horrible! </ P>
- I've never seen anything like that... - This is my wife. </ P>
- This is your wife? - Yes. Honey, I'm sorry. </ P>
Don't bother coming tonight at home! OK? Don't bother. </ P>
Honey! God. Jesus. </ P>
- Why are you...? - Go talk to him. </ P>
Excuse me. I have my own problems. </ P>
Honey! </ P>
It's time to find out that music calms wild animals. </ P>
I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is The Ram Jam.
Calm?
Oh, man. Oh, friend. </ P>
Dia sudah menatapku.
Can you go there until I come here, friend? Jesus. </ P>
You better hurry up. He looks at me. </ P>
- He looks deceptive. - He's like, "Is this a fool?"
- She's not what she saw, though. - Hey, little baby.
That's good.
- Play some music! Play some music! - You are toast. </ P>
- Steve-O, help him! - Play some music! </ P>
Steve-O, help him!
Bring here, Dunn!
Help him, Steve-O!
- Hold on friend! - Help him, Steve-O !
- Play! - Steve-O!
Play the trumpet!
- Yes, leave. - Only you, Steve-O. </ P>
Maybe we use the wrong instrument. </ P>
Jadi kamu berpikir musik menenangkan binatang liar?
Not at all, friend, not at all.
I don't think so, either.
We are here.
You look like idiots.
Ready?
Face!
- Are you okay? - Yah.
- Is it hit on the neck ? - Yeah.
Oh, my God, my friend!
- Hi, Spike. - Ehren McGhehey. Travis Bickle. </ P>
- He has teeth coming out. - I need to get out. </ P>
I need it because you need it. Whatever you need, I need
- Let's get out. - We need to be together.
You want to take a walk, You have to talk. </ p >
or no one will take you seriously.
Dr. Pontius? Dr. Dunn? </ P>
- Can we do this? - Yes! </ P>
Dan mari lakukan.
Sit down.
Calm down.
- Calm down. - Relax.
You know why this happened.
Sew it as important as brushing. </ P>
So what we will do is pull out the bent teeth of Ehren's
and then we will plant it, Like trees.
- But straight. - But straight.
I'm Danger Ehren, and this is Lamborghini Tooth Pull.
This is good news: What you are doing is stupid.
So, you want to go.
This will hurt.
Did your barber tell you to do this? He seems like full of bad ideas.
Are you scared?
This is Lamborghini.
Listen to that. </ P>
- Open your eyes wide. - See Lamborghini. </ P>
Yah! </ P>
Tuhan!
- How to release! - Damn it & apos;!
Win.
I hope that it's not interested.
- Oh, God! - You look awful! </ P>
Does that come off? Is that loose? It hurts! </ P>
- Oh, God! - You did well. </ P>
You did well. You do well. </ P>
Friend, it hurts me. Not true. </ P>
Let me see, Ehren. </ P>
- What's it like? - It hurts like a....
- What is that? - I don't know.
- What... Are you crying? - You pull my teeth. </ p >
We've pulled your teeth. We don't "pull" your teeth.
Teeth are officially withdrawn.
Ehren, remember how I said I can replant teeth?
- Yeah. - The story isn't true.
I'm sorry.
- Oh, God. - That's just a story. </ p >
We only try to build Trust yourself.
It hurts.
Many doctors... dentists...
I don't really consider them really doctors. </ P>
They think they're God, you know? Not me. </ P>
Satan. </ P>
Yes, he's soaking wet. </ P>
You're really...
How much urine do you have one?
Friend, I tell you, I drink a dozen of all.
All I have to say is, Tremaine told me to do something this.
Only Ap and Phil arrived in Los Angeles.
As soon as they check- in in his hotel room,
There will be a gorilla there, aka Chris Pontius,
and the coach is here, Will, who will try to tame it
but it will be terrible.
In essence, all want to break away from hell.
This will be a party of blood.
My luck.
Oh, God! Oh, God! </ P>
No, no, no, no! Nothing! This is Samson. </ P>
Don't make eye contact. Samson, sit down. Shut up. </ P>
She's a good kid. If he wants to be a good child, he's a good child. </ P>
It's just that, don't make a sudden move. </ P>
Don't make eye contact with him. Samson...
- Oh, God! Oh, God! - Try to get out of here! </ P>
- Oh, Tuhan! Oh, Tuhan! - Usahakan keluar dari sini!
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! </ P>
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Samson! - Jesus Christ. What is that? </ P>
- There's a coach... - It's coming out! This is out! </ P>
What happened to Phil? </ P>
- Coach will get it. - He told him to shut up. </ P>
Sam, Sam...
Oh, my God. I've never seen a gorilla before.
- He's tame. - He just destroyed the whole room.
- There is a fucking coach. - Great deal! </ P>
- Is this wrong or something? - Like. </ P>
What should happen? </ P >
- He's like a coach... - Oh, so what?
He looks now.
Is this supposed to be just fun or something ?
He wants to go back to the room. Do you have a key for that room?
- Well. - Give me the key.
- My husband is in that place.
Is Phil okay What? Is Phil here? </ P>
- I'm alone! - What? Where? </ P>
- I have to poop. - There are gorillas. </ P>
I know. I have to poop. It came out. </ P>
Heard it. I have to do it. </ P>
- I know. I have to. </ P>
I have to stop this. I can't breathe. I have to stop this. </ P>
Is that someone? Is that person frickin & apos;
- That's Pontius, - Is that someone?
Is a. that...
Oh, God! I can't believe it! </ P>
Are you almost having a heart attack? </ P>
Oh, my God. </ P>
- I'm so glad you're fake. - Congratulations Come on LA
- Get... - That's scary until Phil's poop comes out.
Alright.
- That's good. - Get it! fast! fast!
Gosh!
Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville,
and today I'm a The Invisible Man.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Bring him again.
Am I still visible?
I hate when they do that.
Damn.
Where is Knoxville going?
He's in front.
Is he close? Oh, shit! </ P>
Open the gate! </ P>
That's crazy activity. </ P>
- No, he fell badly. - He really fell
- Oh, Jesus. - Are you okay, Johnny?
Friend, it's the horn of his head
- Didapat di sasaran tembak? - Oh, yah, Kawan.
Look at the feet in the tree.
Well, look at that...
- My jump. Oh, yeah. - Yes, you do. </ P>
- You've finished the rainbow. - I've finished the rainbow. </ P>
So, in this trailer, we have a fake floor
with a 1 1-foot depth hole
and filled with a rubber snake.
And Bam thinks he will Jeff's work,
The one sitting in front of the trailer.
But he actually fell into the hole, and when he did,
Mr David Weathers...
... Have a few hundred snakes alive we will throw there with him. </ P>
Bam really hates snakes too. </ P>
This might be the first time Bam crying in a movie.
- Are you ready? - Well.
- Alright. - You want...?
I think it's time for Rocky.
I think it's Rocky 4, I believe.
Either way, he can punch his face.
Shut up.
Oh, shit!
Damn it.
No!
Are they real? Take me out of here.
Surprise maker. Friend, get me out.
- They're not real, friend. - What happened?
- Me want to get out, friend. - Bam. Bam. </ P>
What, what? Don't do this to me! </ P>
Yo, seriously, get me out! Get me fucking now! </ P>
Now! Get me out! </ P>
friend, stop it, stop it, stop it! </ P>
Oh, Jesus. I give up on this one. </ P>
Friend, stop this!
- Hey, Bam. - Friend, I hate you damn people.
- Dimitry, please! please! - Is she crying?
- Please! please! - He really cried.
Tremaine, you bastard! Take me out now!
This isn't funny. This isn't funny! </ P>
This isn't funny? I will argue with you for this one, Bam. </ P>
You really are a bastard! </ P>
- Take me out. - Take me out. </ P >
Take it out.
You can't do it to me, friend.
Sorry, friend.
Friend, that's the worst fear Which I've ever imagined.
You really are, damn, bastard
Damn having done it to me.
Look at the snake marks on his back.
You have a snake sign on your back.
- Oh, God. - That one is huge!
Looks like hell there.
That's scary. I can't imagine something more terrible
than that, which just happened earlier. </ P>
Well, you're free, friend. </ P>
bastard Damn it. </ P>
Your voice certainly isn't has a different feel to it
when you shout out to... get out of there. </ P>
Stop it, bro!
Damn, bro! You will make me angry... Seriously...
Thank God I finished in three days. I counted the countdown time. </ P>
Seriously. With Bad luck David. </ P>
I will see if there is a flight one hour early. </ P>
Most people don't like that idea Looks like shit dog,
but that doesn't bother me almost everything, I like it.
rollercoasters and bungee jumping.
I can't do that madness, friend.
That's why this is fantastic.
Basically it's like Poo coaster.
- Kalia really have irrational fears. - I know.
"Play me into the sea with sharks, I don't care."
"Put hooks on my cheek. But I can't dive. "
What is that?
Oh, my God.
Come here, friend.
I'm trying.
- What's the problem? - It's fucking & apos; smells like sh...
... Damn.
I thought this was about ten years ago what I did
The first alcoholic mixture and now you take control
and bring it to another level overall.
- Yes. - You look pretty happy with that.
Hey, let's drop very quickly after this.
I'll be so claustrophobic, it will be ridiculous.
- Do you have claustrophobia? - Yah.
Relax and enjoy your poop.
I'm Steve-O, and this Poo Cocktail Supreme.
OK. Good luck. </ P>
- Are you ready, Steve-O? - No
Raise it! Poo Cocktail Supreme! </ P>
Oh damn it! </ P>
Oh, damn it! </ P>
He's vomiting! </ P>
Damn dirty. </ P>
What's wrong with you, Bam?
Oh, God, friend.
Are you good, Steve-O?
Oh, God!
This will be bad. I don't know if you want to see this. </ P>
Oh, God! Oh, Jesus. </ P>
- Help him get out of there! - Let him get out! </ P>
I'm ready...
Oh, my God.
Jump to the lake now.
Oh, God!
Oh, my God.
Jesus!
Oh, God, it's so dirty.
This is the most extreme type of dirt that they have ever done and was unthinkable...
That's all That's a danger. That's shit. </ P>
It's vomiting. That's what this event wants to show. </ P>
And virility. </ P>
Alright, fellas, we will play a small game called
Escaped inmates and warden's wife. </ P>
And I'm pretty sure something will happen if I press this. </ P>
So what will you choose listen to Steve's rap album -O,
- Or am I pushing this? - Push it! </ P>
Alright, let's finish this turkey. </ P>
Pasang Kacamata! Pasang Kacamata!
Hello. My name is Johnny Knoxville and I will end this film. </ P>
What? </ P>
Samarinda, February 20, 2011
Oh , God! I don't believe... Can you believe this? </ P>
I don't understand what they do. </ P>
I mean, more like a disaster > to me. Don't you think so? </ P>
This is ridiculous. Now wait a few more seconds. </ P>
- How about...? Is this the way you make... - Shredded clothes! </ P>
Shut up everything! I'm sick of it. </ P>
Who is the dumb person at Speedo? </ P>
Look in the Cer... Oh, my God. </ P>
Look in the mirror. A grown man. And they do it. </ P>
And I can't believe all this. </ P>
And don't forget... 3D Jackass. </ P>
- 3D! - Terima kasih.
No tongue! tongue No!
Not the tongue!
I'm Danger Ehren, and that whose teeth are pulled by Lamborghini.
- We don't use that. - I don't care.
Now we use that.
Friend!
I'm joking. You broke Jeff's camera... You hit your camera. </ P>
Fuck! </ P>
Damn, OK, you got me, friend. </ P>
Bro- zilian, take two, sign.
Friend! Friend! Cut this...
Friend, I'll punch you in the face, Friend! Stop it. </ P>
Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah. </ P>
Oh, don't be sissy. </ P>
Three, two, one, start! </ P>
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. </ P>
Stop! </ P>
My name is Eddie Barbanell,
and this is some crap with divers.
Preston, move your ass.
Come back here!
This bruise looks old
Yes, there are already a lot of that happened back there.
It's official rest.
Gosh. </ P>
That's some serious ones there. </ P>
Happy birthday! </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Oh, there. that place.
Sorry. If we knew you didn't like red, we wouldn't use this. </ P>
Thank you, friend. </ P>
He can, he can! Oh, damn it! </ P>
Friend, you jumped! </ P>
Oh, you fucker. you fuckers.
I do it like you said. I hold the brakes...
Like this, while it's still...
- Oh, Tuhan! - Ya!
Yeah!
That's my girl.
- You're going to use a roller skate. - Yeah, I'm an amazing Roller skater player.
I know. I saw you first in LA when you...
- Why did you bring it up? - You're amazing! </ P>
My name is Johnny Knoxville, and today , I'll jump LA River
Help me! Help me! </ P>
How are you? I'm Steve-O, and I collected nine days of elephant poop. </ P>
Wait no, it doesn't work. What should I say? </ P>
Say whatever you want.
- Hi. I'm Jeff. - Hi. I'm April. </ P>
- Nice to meet you. - Hi, April. A beautiful meeting with you. </ P>
Look at the tattoo! </ P>
Dia punya tanda Chili Peppers. Dan apa ini? Blair Witch?
- Is this the one here? - That's the rope.
- What does that mean? - I don't know.
That's Trip.
- And Action. - Hi. Welcome to Jackass. </ P>
I never wanted to be this. I was hired to move the ramps,
Because I was the only one with a pickup truck.
Do it up and down.
You! Pull the damn the back camera, jackass. </ P>
I know Johnny Knoxville,
and he doesn't broadcast destroys millions of my people. </ P>
Does this shoot up? </ P>
Well. What do you want from that? You have everything, you know? </ P>
Kamu memiliki hari yang besar, Jeff.