Faster!
Vienna, Austria
Move, move, move!
Hup, hup!
Arm up! Get that arm up!
Tighter! Get those arms up!
Tighter! Tighter! Tighter!
I want to see an evacuation process!
Not me! Here!
Louder!
Louder! Louder!
Firm, firm, firm!
Head up! Head up!
I'm looking for security guards, not cocksuckers!
Get those hands up!
Hands up!
Yell a little!
Come here in the middle!
Get those hands up!
Hands up!
Get down!
Focus on yourself, not on me!
Yell a little!
Yell!
Get down!
Hands up!
Pray!
Yell!
Legs up!
Something wrong?!
Fight! Show me what you got! Fight!
Legs straight!
That's all?
Yes, that's all, 30 percent.
- Why? When do we get the rest? - Next month.
You promise the same thing every time.
What am I supposed to do with this chicken feed?
I can't do anything about it.
Olushka, why are you so late? We're freezing.
- Mama, I was at work. - Hurry, the baby is freezing.
- Pack up. - I'm packing.
- Shall I help you? - No, I can manage.
Then I'll go on ahead.
Daughter, it's late, he should be asleep.
But you can't pacify him. What kind of mother are you?
Look what I brought.
- Caesar, come in. - No! Why did you bring that dog?
Look at him.
Look how cute he is. I'm buying him.
- Look at him! - No, my God!
Look how cute he is, you can't seriously be scared of him.
Just look at this dog,
he's amazing.
You know what the force of his bite is? 2,000 kg!
Look what he does when you do this.
Awesome, huh? Check it out, man.
He doesn't mean any harm.
- Leave! - Don't run away.
- Honey, don't be scared. - Leave!
Look at this cute dog! She's an idiot.
No, I don't like dogs. Take it and get out!
Go to her, that's your new mistress.
No, no, no!
She's shittin' her pants.
Look how scared she is of you.
Look how cute!
- Take the dog and get lost! - C'mon.
Look how cute! He's already crazy about you.
How can someone not like a dog like this? You're an idiot.
Come here, Caesar!
Caesar, up!
Come in!
Hey, he won't hurt you.
Hey Christina!
She's scared shitless, I don't believe it.
Come in! I'll put him on a leash.
I've got the leash on, OK?
Why are you so scared of him, he's not gonna hurt you.
It's not like it's a kitten.
- Please leave! - I'm coming over slowly.
No! Get away from me with that beast.
He won't hurt you.
I don't give a shit. Get out of my apartment!
It's bad enough it was here at all.
I'm very tolerant, but...
Tolerant, my ass. You're just scared of the dog.
I'm scared of it, don't you understand?
Now leave!
Please, Paul!
- I said he won't hurt you... - Look, if you get a dog, it's over.
If you buy a dog, we're through, OK?
You choose: dog or me.
You know I'm scared of dogs and you come anyway.
Nice of you.
How was I supposed to know you'd freak out?
I wasn't lying about my fear of dogs.
Did he growl at you or something?
This is crazy! It's unbelievable!
You say you love me? Bullshit!
Take your damn dog and fuck off!
You know, a dog is more faithful than a girlfriend.
Yeah? Then no problem, right?
To a dog you're the world, but to a girlfriend...
With you I'm never sure...
If I buy Caesar, he'll stay forever.
Yeah, then be happy together, you're single again.
Good boy, Caesar.
Want a teddy?
Come here, bring the teddy!
Caesar, come here!
Good dog.
It's all yours.
Good dog.
Bad bear. Bad, bad bear.
Bad bear.
Now it's yours.
The elevator doesn't work.
Hello! I'm looking for my girlfriend, Tatjana.
Down the hall.
Sorry.
Hi.
Hi, where have you been? I've been waiting for you.
It wasn't easy to find you.
Come in, wait a little.
- I'm just about done. - You're pretty.
Yes, that's good.
Do it.
Go a little faster.
That's it.
Yes, that's it.
That's the way I like it.
Stick your finger in there.
Stick it in!
Yes, that's it.
Now pick up the dildo.
I said pick up the dildo!
I like it.
Come here!
Very pretty.
- The roses seem kind of silly... - Men don't like panties.
You should get rid of them.
No panties at all?
May I watch?
Yes.
Thank you.
Hi, sweetie!
- How are you? - Fine.
You too?
I'm fine too.
What do you feel like today?
Are you horny?
I want to fuck you, bitch.
I'm horny too.
Do you want...
head?
Head.
Do you eat...?
Pussy.
What's that?
What's what? This.
Do you eat pussy?
How is...
your cock?
How long is...
your cock?
Do you have a...?
Boner.
Penis.
Take your cock...
in your hand.
Take your cock in your hand.
Girl, you've got to take this job seriously.
Stop laughing.
It's serious business.
Lazy brother, get up!
Come closer! I can't see anything.
Spread your cheeks!
Pull them apart, c'mon!
Pull your cheeks apart!
I don't understand you.
Come nearer, come nearer!
Come nearer!
Don't you understand? Nearer!
Come closer! Come, baby, come little girl!
- What do we have here? - Hello!
- What are you guys doing here? - Hello!
- Hi! - How ya doin'?
Not as good as you.
I'm doing bombastic. How are you doin'?
He's getting violent.
Look at him!
He's a real tough guy.
Hey, hands off my balls, man!
Who do you think you are?
Don't you yell at me!
- I'll yell at whoever I want! - You're in no position to yell.
Shut up, I said.
What's wrong?
Can't you move anymore?
Good boy.
How ya doin'?
C'mon, that's enough, let me go!
I say when it's enough.
You're all sweaty.
Why are you're sweating, you pig, huh?
Why are you sweating, you pig, huh?
It's real Austrian beer.
Want a sip?
Bastard.
A cocky motherfucker.
Don't hurt him! Hey, no spitting!
Hold on, take it easy!
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Toss me a can, man!
Drink up.
Enjoy it, Pauli!
I said to enjoy it.
Of course. Cheers!
It's the last beer you're getting from me.
What's wrong, man?
You gonna make a stink over 60 cents?
- Want a cigarette? - No. I don't want one.
What's that supposed to mean? Since when are you like this?
Since when am I like what?
Why are you saying it's the last beer I'm getting from you?
Pauli, I haven't forgotten the 170 euros.
And that's just for the last two weeks.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm not talking about what I've given you over the last two years.
I'm just talking about the last two weeks.
You holding that against me?
Why, isn't it my right?
I mean, OK, maybe you're not my real dad, but you are my step-dad.
Whether I'm your dad or your step-dad is irrelevant.
The fact is that you owe me 170 euros from the last two weeks.
- Can I have it? - You didn't give it to me in cash.
- Can I have my money please? - You know I'm broke.
- You're always broke. - Not always.
- You're always broke. - I am not.
You know why you're always broke?
Because you don't give a shit.
Because I lost my job?
Because you lost your job? And why'd you lose your job?
It definitely wasn't my fault.
No, it's never your fault, Pauli, it never is.
I don't give a fuck where you get the money,
but I'm getting my 1 70 euros for the last two weeks.
And that's a matter of honor.
Hi! How ya doin'?
What's your problem, man?
We were out drinking and you owe me money.
I don't think so.
- We had a few drinks... - I don't even know you.
Don't give me that!
- I picked up the check! - What check?
- When we had those drinks. - When was that?
- That was two days ago. - Bullshit.
- You don't remember? - Get off my case, idiot!
- You don't remember? - Sure don't.
I want my money!
I'm not giving you a cent.
- I don't know you... - We had some beers...
- Go pump someone else for money. - Wait!
Here's some cigarettes, now fuck off and die!
You're a champ, man! It's cool!
Natashka!
You're crying.
Everything's OK.
I'm about to collapse.
Come on.
I thought you weren't coming. I was scared.
And why are you crying?
I can't believe you're here.
- Hey Pauli! - Leave me alone!
What? What is it?
- Thought you were dead. - I'm right here.
- Why didn't you call? - I'm broke. I had no reason to call.
- But you remember? - Yeah, 300.
- Give it here! - I don't have it on me.
- You better, next time. - OK, on the 8th...
- Next time you better have 300 on you. - OK.
I get paid on the 8th. Today's the 6th.
That's in two days.
- But three months late. - You can wait two lousy days.
- Two days! - Just two days!
- You keep me waiting three months... - Sorry, but I'm broke.
I'm flat broke...
Then don't borrow anything!
I was in deep shit at the time...
- Up to here... - Up to here in shit...
Then why did you lend it to me?
I'm supposed to bail you out now?
You helped me when you knew I was broke.
You borrow money from a thousand jerks...
- and pay everyone back but me? - I'll pay you back too, as soon as I can.
What year?
This year. Next month... On the 8th, man.
You asshole.
Believe me, you'll get your money on the 8th.
- Give me something! - Give you what?
- Anything's better than nothing. - Give you what?
- You must have something. - Search me! Go ahead, man!
- What do you want? I ain't got nothing. - C'mon, asshole.
And your treads?
- What about them? - They're nice.
- What do you want? - Your treads.
You're crazy!
Fuck you, man!
You bastard!
Ladies and gentlemen, how does a job interview start?
What is the first thing you do?
You sit in the waiting room.
The boss is inside, you're waiting,
and the key thing is to wait respectably.
That means sitting up straight,
not slouching in your chair...
You can't sit up fast enough when the boss comes - suddenly.
Waiting respectably is key.
Never forget that you are responsible...
for the climate at the job interview.
You are responsible for the harmony.
And you are responsible for the outcome of the interview.
Therefore follow our motto.
Always remember...
F.O.A.D.
Flattery, obsequiousness, and deference.
Smile and you'll see how this creates harmony.
F.O.A.D.
One more bit of advice for the future:
Keep practicing!
Look at the Olympic athletes who have won gold.
It's not just talent, it's practice, practice, practice.
You do that too!
So remember: F.O.A.D...
and practice, practice, practice!
Cleaning is very important...
for sanitary hygiene in restroom facilities.
That's why it's very important to work carefully and thoroughly.
What we clean ranges from lime deposits.
to fecal residues. And here, of course, there are germs...
or the potential danger of catching germs that can make us sick.
That's why we must work according to certain systems...
or work procedures.
Please note the use of the sponge cloths
for specific areas.
Here we employ two different colors.
Red is for the toilet and urinals,
and yellow is for the other washroom areas.
This includes faucets, sinks, and mirrors.
This is necessary to prevent...
the germs or microorganisms on the red sponge cloth...
from being contaminated with the areas...
in constant contact with the employees' hands,
for example sinks and faucets.
It is important to recognize these zones by the color coding...
and the pictograms...
and to apply the correct sponge cloth.
Mrs. Jowic, you see an ad posted by a cleaning company...
and think: That's exactly what I'm looking for.
You want to call and make an appointment.
What's important is...
that before you call, you need to think about your strengths,
what you want, who you are.
And don't forget: You are a winner. You can do it!
Before you dial, say this:
"I can do it, I can do it, I can do it."
You call me. I'm the cleaning company.
Alright? Let's practice that.
Cleaning company. Hello?
- I'm the cleaning company... - No, you're not a cleaning company...
I'm Mrs. Jowic.
- You want a job as a cleaning lady. - Yes.
Try it again, I'll pick up the phone again.
Cleaning company. Hello?
I am Mrs. Jowic Milica. I want work as maid.
Maybe you should write down what you want to say.
Or think it out clearly first.
I don't understand you on the phone.
Should I come over?
No, present yourself properly on the phone!
Alright? Let's do it again. Your name.
Make sure you pronounce it clearly!
I am Jowic Milica.
Wait, I haven't said "hello" yet. Just a moment.
Cleaning company. Hello? Who's there?
I am Jowic Milica.
Yes...
Born in Yugoslavia.
Yes...
I want to work for Simacek company as a cleaning lady.
Very good, I liked that.
Oh, you want to clean for our company?
That's right.
How old are you?
I am 50 years old.
How many years of work experience do you have?
30 years.
That's very good.
Mrs. Jowic, that was great. That was perfect.
That was perfect? OK, I'm glad.
I'm a winner, I'm a winner, I'm a winner.
Yes, but much more gently.
And what do we never do? Look.
Never do this!
It goes without saying, right?
You know 'dog'?
Dog. You understand?
You pet a dog like this, never like this.
Same thing here.
Next, it's got teeth.
Teeth.
And they're dusty and dirty too. Look at me!
You understand me?
Good. Now take this...
and try to clean the teeth!
- Please show me. - I knew it.
Hold it, because if it falls, I'll be really mad.
Then it'll be broken.
The only way to do it is just gently go in here...
And yeah, yeah. Not "oh, oh!"
Like this, if you can't do it, it'll never get clean.
Try it! Show me!
But hold it tight! Down here...
No, no, no.
You have to hold it here.
Push?
A little...
No, not like that.
That's no good.
We said like this...
Upwards a little,
and then downwards.
Hold it! Then inside. Or you won't get the dust out.
- Am I talking too fast? - A little.
That doesn't matter.
Olga, come!
Olga, come here!
I don't believe this!
- What is wrong? - Where's my cell phone?
- What you do here? - I can't find it!
Where did you put my phone?
I not know. I not see it.
But you were here and cleaned up my room!
Not shouting!
What?
I want my cell phone!
- Don't speak that stupid language! - I not know where is phone!
- But you cleaned up! - What you do?
I clean room! What you do?
You cleaned up! That's why you have to...
Don't talk so stupid!
Where's my phone?
It's not here!
Or here! Or here! No!
It's not anywhere!
What's all this shouting?
What's this mess, Johannes?
- It's her, she stole my cell phone. - No!
Only my cell phone I have.
Calm down.
- I don't believe that. We'll find it. - No, she stole it.
Johannes, leave us alone. You'll get a treat later.
Straighten up again, and I don't want you arguing with my children.
- Where is his phone? - I not know.
Look for it please, and straighten this up!
Pauli?
What's the 27th?
Hey!
What's the 27th?
My birthday.
Exactly.
Aren't you going to ask what I want?
Ask me what I want.
- What do you want? - A blouse.
27.90
Can you tell Michi?
Or he'll get me something useless again.
Look!
Look...
Page 44.
I marked the page.
You got it?
In black, please.
Lisa? Johannes?
What are you doing down here?
- Playing. - Go play in your rooms! Go on!
No playing here! March!
You too, Johannes.
I don't want the children playing in this room. Is that clear?
- Good thing you're here. - That's mine.
May I look?
Interesting.
Have a seat please.
What you look for?
Nothing, I came to tell you you're leaving tomorrow.
Pack your things, you'll get paid tomorrow.
And that's the end of our work agreement.
Do you understand?
No, I not understand. What is wrong?
I don't have to tell you my reasons. I just changed my mind.
I can hire you and fire you. That's how it is in this country.
I don't understand. It was such a good job.
Everything was paid for. It was a great job.
Here it is, the special job for the Ukraine.
This?
Holy shit. It's an antique!
For them it's good enough.
Only the finest for the Russkies and Yugos.
Naturally.
Holy shit.
And a big motherfucker too.
Yeah, but there are two of you.
We'll manage. Pauli, hurry up!
By myself, or what?
You can do it.
Each of you grab an end!
Alright, all set.
Out we go.
- Careful! - All clear on my side.
Now right, Pauli!
To the right, that's it...
Shit...
Careful, careful!
I can't get out.
OK, all set.
Head first.
There. Now, lift it...
Wait!
- Go ahead! - Careful!
We got it.
Don't worry.
Alright...
Push her in!
A little more...
Very nice.
Here only fat girls wear pants.
Fat girls?
- Turn around. Great! - What if I put my hair up?
Yes, maybe.
Great!
- Done! - Cleaning lady.
What's your name?
Olga.
Last name?
Guseva.
What?
G U... One more time.
- Guseva. - Yes, Guseva.
- Good. You'll show her around? - Yes.
We start at 6! On the dot. Not 6:30, not 6:05.
6 on the dot. Remember that, and we won't have any problems.
Otherwise, you can leave right now.
Ladies, see you tomorrow morning.
Twas the night before Christmas...
and throughout the house...
not a creature was moving,
not even a mouse...
Wonderfully lit...
Please, St. Anthony...
Please take me to my mama.
She asked about you right away.
How you are,
what you've been doing,
and lots of other questions...
I lost my heart in Heidelberg.
On a warm summer night.
I was head over heels in love.
Yes, nice lady,
or are you a man?
Please take me to see my mother,
and you will be showered with gifts.
All the things you like...
We have a big garden,
and my father has to give it up.
He can't do the work anymore...
or pay the help.
It's too expensive.
Lunch is ready.
Lunch is ready?
Lunch is ready now.
Please, please, please.
What are you doing?
Me?
You know that's against the rules, hm?
You're the cleaning lady. Did they forget to tell you?
I was nurse in Ukraine.
Maybe in the Ukraine, but here you're a cleaning lady.
It's against the rules.
Here only trained nurses are allowed to touch the patients.
Olga sweetheart,
you like having your hair combed.
What a pretty Olga, hm?
Let's part your hair down the middle.
Now isn't Olga pretty?
Very pretty! Gorgeous.
She's gorgeous today.
A gorgeous chick.
You're a gorgeous chick.
Hey, Schandl!
Bring me that beer!
Bring me that beer! It's on the table.
- Get it yourself! I'm not your servant. - One bottle...
Are you new?
From Serbia too?
You come from Serbia too?
No.
- What? - Ukraine.
From the Ukraine.
I'm Andi.
Andreas.
There's another way.
Glove...
- Hi there. - Olga.
- What? Olla? - Olga.
One bottle...
Nurse, one bottle.
It's non-alcoholic.
Good man.
It's non-alcoholic.
I bought it myself.
See a street sign anywhere?
Sproznishna.
The language is a throat disease.
Stick that back in!
Hurry up, Paul!
Money bag!
- Come here. - Not exactly a jackpot.
I'm...
Michael.
Magda.
My pleasure, ma'am.
How do you say...
'Michael'?
What do you want?
You gotta help me.
Ask her how you say 'Michael' in her language.
Mischo.
Cheers!
Is that right, Paul?
Nastravje.
You have very...
Very pretty eyes.
- I'm falling in love with your eyes. - I lost!
It doesn't matter, Paul.
Paul, how do you say 'eyes'? She's got pretty eyes.
I don't know.
That's my son,
my bambino.
Do you understand?
You have beautiful eyes.
Ask her:
When we come back, will she go to the disco with me?
- I don't know. - C'mon, ask her!
- I said I don't know. - Help me out a little!
But I don't know how to say that.
And I don't speak the language.
- I don't speak the language either. - It's part of the job.
Get off my back!
Why should I help you hit on her?
Besides, I don't know how.
- Why did I even bring you along? - I don't know how.
Nice of you, thanks. Then I'll do it myself.
Good idea.
And if I get her address?
Then good for you.
When I returning...
I go for work...
Roboti...
Roboti... Work... Car...
And then I returning.
And when I come,
we meet,
drink,
disco,
and a little kissy-kissy.
Bubitchku.
Good.
I know that one, I know 'bubitchku'.
Ask her if she has a boyfriend!
How do you say 'boyfriend'? Ask her that for me!
- That's your business. - You're an asshole.
You're a real asshole.
You'll see, we'll meet babes...
that will make our mouths water.
We're here to work.
It's part of the job.
If we joke around...
- and get in good with them. - Yeah, you're right.
It's better for the job.
And stop looking so upset all the time. It makes a bad impression.
What'll Mama think when she finds out?
- Who cares? This is business. - You don't care?
- It's business, Paul. - Terrific.
- Besides, she doesn't know. - Exactly.
Besides, I'm not screwing her.
I'm just having some fun.
- You just don't know what fun is. - I know what fun is.
Zero sense of humor.
You can't tell me that.
Zero charm.
She's not my age, why should I be charming?
It's not about being charming,
it's about putting on a happy face wherever we go.
All smiles and sunshine. Maybe it's freezing outside,
- but so what? - You sound like a dictator.
I'm not a dictator, I'm just explaining the job to you.
Yeah, but that wasn't the job...
If you're good, you can work more...
and have money for a change.
I just don't like you picking up women.
You're living with my mama...
How can a young guy be so conservative?
At your age I screwed everything.
- Not me. You know I'm not like that. - That's your mistake.
- Why mistake? - That's why you're always so upset.
I've got other values.
- I'm not just looking to get laid. - What are your values?
- Other values, OK? - Like what?
Harmony. With myself and my surroundings.
Harmony? What harmony? You don't even have any money.
Oh, money is harmony to you, or what?
- Or screwing is harmony to you? - That's harmony too.
- Wonderful... - You ever try it?
You know what harmony is?
When we're square, and you get off my back.
That's what harmony is to me.
Don't you tell me how to be!
Heavy, isn't it?
Heavy, and it really stinks.
You'll get used to it,
I don't smell it anymore.
Turn it around.
Here, I'll help you.
C'mon, we still have two more carts.
I talked to my paper husband last night.
He got me so mad I wanted to kill him.
First he said he just wanted to help me,
now he wants me to give him money.
He wants me to sleep with him because I'm his wife.
Sex or money?
He said sex because I'm his wife.
Imagine if I had to go to bed with him!
I told him I would never sleep with him.
Just think! He's 60, an old man! That asshole!
Maria, come here!
- Did you call? - What?
Was it you? No, I think it was Schlager.
Aw, c'mon.
What is it this time? Just a sec.
What is it?
Take my blood pressure!
Schlager, listen.
You've been washed, fed, diapered,
and in the morning we'll take your blood pressure again.
Now stop being a nuisance.
- Maria, come on! - I'm coming. What is it?
Don't keep me waiting so long!
- What is it? - I'm leaking.
You're leaking? Why didn't you tell me that you had to pee?
Why didn't you say something?
I'm completely wet down there.
Yeah, but you could have told us. Now we have to change your diaper.
You really are completely wet.
Hold on!
How's my banana monkey? Fine?
Just a sec.
Nurse!
What is it? Just a sec.
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
Nothing after all.
You have to tell us if you need to pee. You can do that.
You can tell us that.
- When I need to pee... - Then you tell us.
Roll over this way!
You don't have to grab my ass, I said to roll over.
Roll over!
From where? Ukrainian?
- What? - From where? Ukrainian?
- You speak Ukrainian? - Yes.
And a little...
Russian.
And Russian?
What a surprise!
From where?
Speak more clearer!
From Vienna.
Everything OK?
You're old.
You're alone?
Do you have mother?
Where is mother?
- In Ukraine. - In the Ukraine.
In the Ukraine.
And you want to stay in Austria?
It's difficult for you.
We have to think of something.
Think of something.
Come up with a plan.
Pissin'.
We gotta split it.
It's gonna be a cold night.
Did you think we were staying at the Ambassador?
Not with you.
Erich...
I buy this.
Right one?
I leave money here.
Keep it!
Because you're a sweetheart.
Well? Have we found a victim?
Found what?
A man to marry?
Why you ask?
A little more respect, cleaning lady.
I not understand.
A husband would be practical.
I not need husband.
Then it will be difficult to stay here.
Yes, difficult.
But a young blond thing like you always finds a man.
What is this?
Poop?
Shall I throw it away?
Who was it?
Did you see? Who throw away?
Njet.
We have to look for him.
C'mon!
Hansi! Stop!
Where is your diaper? Let's see.
- What if I don't have one? - Did you take it off?
- Did you throw your diaper away? - No, it wasn't me, I swear.
- You didn't? - No.
- You threw your diaper away. - It wasn't me.
Apologize.
- Say you're sorry! - I'm sorry, but it wasn't me.
It wasn't you?
Alright. I believe you.
Koller!
What?
Why do you think I'm here, huh?
What?
Why am I here?
You dumped your diaper in the hall.
What?
You threw your dirty diaper in the hall.
- Me? - That's not funny.
- It wasn't me. - Yes it was.
- No. - I can smell it.
No.
Show me your diaper.
I'm not wearing one.
Because you threw it away.
- Now apologize! - I didn't.
No.
It's a mistake.
No dinner for you if you don't admit it.
I can't admit something...
I didn't do.
Show me.
- What? - Show me your pecker.
Go ahead and look.
- You're not full of shit after all. - I told you.
- Have you already been washed today? - No.
Alright, I believe you then.
Yes, you get dinner.
Schleider has a diaper.
Schleider?
Schleider!
Your diaper...
Why did you throw it out in the hall?
- I can't even get out of bed. - What?
- I can't get up and go over there. - Then who threw it away for you?
I don't know.
Where did you go shopping again?
You really stocked up.
You know what that means?
Another heart attack.
Number 3.
With your diabetes.
- You're going to die. - I've already said good-bye to life.
You're going to die on us.
I have to keep an eye on you.
Give me your teeth.
Open up.
The top ones too...
Let go!
What is this?
Did you use super glue?
Can you believe this?
You know I take your teeth away sometimes.
Incredible!
Give me a hand.
OK, today we're going too fast.
No way. No one's going to buy a gumball here.
It's a Gypsy retreat. This place is amazing.
Pauli, stop here!
Here?
Yeah, slow down.
Let's see if you're a man or a wimp.
Don't start with that shit again.
Scared to go in alone?
- Are you kidding? - You're a stud, aren't you?
You think I'm a sucker?
- You're a stud! - You go!
I don't need to.
What am I doing here?
I'll deduct 20 euros from your debt.
Fuck your 20 euros. You go!
- Go in to the Gypsy cannibals! - You go, moron!
- Don't call me a moron! - Then go on!
- You have to prove yourself. - You go, big mouth!
- Show us what you're made of! - Go to hell!
You think I'm scared?
Don't get smart with me!
This is all I've got.
Not enough.
You want it?
Not enough.
It's all I've got.
That's not enough.
- I don't have anymore. - Not enough.
Miro, I've got someone for you!
- Who's there? - Just a sec.
Come in!
How much money?
How much?
Zero. Nothing.
No money. I'm not interested.
100 euros.
Just a sec.
Original.
100 euros, no problem.
Too much.
One hour - 50 euros.
What do you want from me? I've got no money.
- Forget it! - 100 euros.
Nothing.
- 100 euros. - Zero.
Let go of me!
100 euros.
- He must have money. - 100 euros.
Michi, drive!
Drive!
Stinks.
God the Father, God the Son,
and God the Holy Ghost...
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us, please.
Who may I for the... Illa nlla cura coca coca coca...
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy Catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
forgive me my sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and a life everlasting.
Amen.
Death.
Please who,
please who...
will take me to my mother?
Who?
Mama.
I don't have time to talk. I miss you.
Let me talk to my sweetheart.
Sweetheart, I miss you so.
My sun,
my sunshine.
Mama's going to sing you a song.
Our song, OK?
Heart,
restless heart.
Heart,
how wonderful life is.
Heart,
how wonderful that you are the way you are.
I thank you, Heart,
for being able to love this way.
I want...
to go home.
You can help me.
- Help? - Yes.
You can come stay with me.
I'll pay you.
- Why? - You'll live with me.
I'll have a pretty woman again.
You're old.
That doesn't matter.
I may be old, but I'm still foolish.
It's good to have a good woman.
And if you're good, I'll even marry you.
It's a great chance for you...
to stay in Austria as an Austrian.
- You want be married to me? - Yes, why not?
I'm single.
OK, all set!
- Back her up! - Yes!
More!
I know, I can see for myself.
Easy, easy! Stop!
A little more!
OK, all set.
Wait...
Set it down first!
Easy, easy!
And now...
Roboti, roboti...
- Look at this place! - Can't imagine anything worse.
Maybe the rooms are nice.
Into the rathole we go!
Hello!
Room?
Key?
Thanks.
Nice.
Stalin, behold!
My bed! Right-side sleeper.
Isn't there a light? Incredible!
Let's see if we've got hot water.
Have you seen a TV anywhere?
No, not yet.
The heater is as cold as ice.
The TV is in here.
It's not connected, but...
From the last century.
Dishes.
Unbelievable!
Great.
Now for the 3 P's.
Pissing, pilsner, porking.
Bottoms up?
One, two...
- What 'drushba'? - Three.
Picked a bad year.
Old man drink like fish.
Better.
Better, cheaper.
Everything OK?
OK, and how!
- Gimme five. - Holy shit.
You hit me twice, and I have to pick one up,
I'll show you how it's done.
If you don't hit me twice, you go. Ready?
- Ready. - From the hip.
From the hip.
One.
Two.
Go for it.
You got some gum at least?
Sorry.
I smell like a brewery.
Breathe on me!
No kidding, after the beer.
I'll show you how it's done.
You do that.
O comet in the nocturnal blackness of the universe...
I'm Michael.
And you?
Name?
Michael.
- And you? - Diana.
Diana?
Oh, Lady Di. A lovely name.
I am from Austria.
Austria. You know?
Ukrainsky?
You have drink? With me at bar?
Champagne? Or it's probably vodka here.
C'mon.
Let's have a drink...
and then kiss a little... And cuddle.
Will you join me? I'm Austria.
This is my son.
- Paul. - Diana.
- What? - Diana.
Diana. Nice name.
You... boyfriend?
No?
Boyfriend, husband... you?
I good man?
Good man? Austria?
You can tell her anything.
Anything.
Doesn't understand anyway. Right?
Do you have big boobs?
Big tits?
You can tell she doesn't have big tits.
I want to hear her say it.
Big or little cunt?
- She doesn't understand. - I'd say big girl, big cunt, right?
That's got nothing to do with it.
Oh, you mean tight?
Usually the tall ones have tight pussies.
Looks pretty tight to me.
I bet her pussy is hot.
No problem.
Surprise!
Don't you know how to knock, Pauli?
I need money.
I'm conducting an anatomical study.
What?
No, really.
Man...
This is anatomy live.
Look, 19 and her cunt is already stretched out.
You're a dirty bastard.
I need money. I've got a huge bill downstairs.
I'm not interested in your bullshit.
- Sit and watch! - I'm not interested.
Give me the money!
Man!
First let me show you the power of money.
Sit down!
I'll give you a demonstration.
Stick your finger in your cunt!
You always have to motivate them a little.
You make bicycle...
My bicycle I love to ride
if I have my baby by my side.
Money can buy everything. Keep going!
My bicycle I love to ride
if I have my baby by my side.
And now for the highlight.
"I am a stupid-ass cunt."
In German.
You learn German.
- Too complicated. - She's scared.
She's not scared.
- She does this every day. - She's trembling.
C'mon!
Watch! I'll show you something.
Say...
All she has to say is "I am a cunt."
Say: I am a cunt.
Repeat after me...
Good, almost.
I...
am...
a...
horny...
cunt.
Pauli, watch me!
I'm showing you something.
No problem because it's not about money, right?
Money's everything!
And now you are my dog.
Dog.
Go "woof"!
Let's go for a walk, Woofi?
Very good. See, that's how it works.
No, properly!
Now go on!
Let's go to Pauli.
Look there's Pauli. Look, look, look!
Sniff his shoes!
They stink bad.
You see, that's how it works, Paul.
Michi, please.
- We're just playing... - Please!
Give me the money so I can pay downstairs!
Loosen up and let's have some fun.
- I'm not into your kinky shit. - It's a father-son trip.
Sit and make yourself comfortable!
You're uptight. Look, she's relaxed and smiling.
Yeah sure.
Laugh! Laugh!
Paul, you laugh too!
Laugh!
OK, that's no good.
What about a striptease?
And I'll sing along.
Dance, darling!
And now the bra!
Very good!
Now the mood is picking up.
This old man,
he played one,
he played knick-knack on my thumb...
C'mon, Paul, join in! Look how sweet she is!
Take off your bra!
Let's see those designer tits.
Don't forget the money!
Can I leave now?
No, stay a little while!
Check out these tits!
Like a work by Michelangelo.
Stop talking and stick it in!
- C'mon, stick it in! - Don't worry, I will.
Let me help you, big mouth.
Blow job?
Big master, show us your stuff!
Big master's gonna show you.
Show me what you've got!
C'mon, get yours out too!
Drop your pants!
Suck it!
All the way!
Fuck her!
Hold your horses! I'm not an express train.
I don't have all day.
Always bragging.
Don't nibble! Suck! Suck!
- You can tell she's still young. - Pork her!
- Hold on...
We're just getting started.
Don't just let her suck your pacifier!
Always running at the mouth.
This old man,
he played four,
stuck his dick inside a whore...
C'mon, suck it right!
Good, very good.
You're very good. Ukrainian.
It's not true, actually she's no good at this.
Doesn't look like you're gonna bang her today.
You're making me nervous.
- Stay cool! - You told me to watch. So stick it in!
You wanted to watch.
You told me to watch, I'm not interested.
My treat. C'mon!
No. Let's see you bang her. You're always bragging about porking.
- Like the king of so and so... - I am the king. See for yourself!
- Look at this bitch! She can't... - You get it up yet?
No, c'mon! No teeth!
This old man...
With your lips! Yes.
That's better. It's getting there.
C'mon, not so shy!
- C'mon, Michi, stick it in! - What's your problem, Paul?
Stick it in already!
My son!
You fuck her! You stick it in!
- Two dicks are better than one. - I knew it.
I told you I was going back downstairs...
- Strip! - Always talking about fucking...
My babe is waiting downstairs.
- Let's nail her. - No.
- Both of us? I pay... - Enough big talk.
He screws. I screw. OK?
A little in-and-out, designer tits,
pretty eyes... What?
Show me how you nail her!
You can't force me to nail her. I want you to nail her.
Sure.
Good. Now take off your pants and do me the favor!
I'm paying... Now I'm not in the mood anymore.
That's what I wanted.
It's always the same with you, Paul. It's always the same.
Always complaining, can't shut up...
Yeah, that's right.
Where are your shoes?
You wearing your shoes in bed again?
Of course. Let's take them off.
You can't sleep with your shoes on.
I'm putting your cane over here.
Have you seen Gina?
I've got a dog.
Gina, want a treat?
Would you like to feed her?
Biscuit, look Gina,
a biscuit for you.
Yeah, it wasn't for you.
Time for bed, OK?
Time for beddy-bye.
I know it's hard without teeth.
Sleep tight.
Where is Erich?
Dead.
- What? - Heart attack.
Dead?
Heart attack.
I just heard it.
Heart attack.
Heart attack?
Peel one!
Peel it!
Thy kingdom come...
Morning!
Do you need a worker?
- Do I need a worker? - Yes. I need work badly.
Do you understand me?
I'm good.
No?
Morning!
Where is the boss?
- Why? What do you want? - The boss?
I'm the boss.
I need work. I work very hard.
And what?
I'm good. I have muscles. Good hands.
What do you want?
I want to work here.
Fine.
What do I do? Show me!
Here?
That's our work.
- Bring that over here? - Yes.
Hey bastard, that's our work!
- He works here too? - Yes, there's no more work.
OK, forget it.
Asshole!
Drink, my darling, drink with me
Let your heart be gay and free
All the world will look so bright
Bathed in glowing rosy light
Love is but a dream you see
Which our hearts adore
Love eternal cannot be
It exists no more
Gone are many hopes and dreams
Which once filled your heart with joy
Wine will put your mind at ease
Through forgetfulness
Happy he, who forgets
What cannot be changed
Drink with me, sing with me
Sing, sing, sing
Drink with me
Happy he, who forgets
What cannot be changed
Drink, my darling, drink with me
Let your heart be gay and free
Don't be in an angry mood
Smile sweetly, do not brood
You betrayed me once in time
That was in the past
Tell me that you will be mine
I will trust you now
Illusion brings us happiness
Briefly sweeps our cares away
I believe
what you confess
And am gay today
Happy he, who forgets
Stinking bitch!
Calm down!
Are you crazy?
Stop!
What's wrong?
Fuck off, bitch!
Have you calmed down?
God, stop thrashing around!
Have you calmed down?
Hysterical lady!
Stinks.
Isn't that the...?
Who's there?
Stinks.
Who's there?
Stop shouting.
Quiet.
Death.