(GOLF CLUB whizzing)
(PLAY MUSIC)
Tyler: Bit shaft & apos; sa old one this , so that it only gives some breathing space.
(exclaiming)
Human down.
Ah, Mark, whatever He can take a shot to the head.
- Big Dog eat good - Sweet...
Seriously, human. You have got more natural talent than anyone I've ever seen. </ P>
I mean, in a few years from now, people will be like, "Whose Tiger?" </ P>
- Hey, guys - Do you have everything we need?
I did. Your future is in my hands. </ P>
Hey, I'm sorry. </ P>
How do you like PAHR T-shirts? </ P>
Number one up-and-coming < br /> golf clothing company in the US
Sure.
(breath)
Oh.
Thank you.
No, no, thank you.
- How do you do that - That's a pimp.
Damn. I need a shirt that is for presentations. </ P>
- Oh, is that right now - We're heading there now. </ P>
- Nice - We will blow they go, okay?
PAHR and run, make profit.
And we just steal Nike away from Ash-Whole.
- Serious ? Nice. . Alright - Yes, yes. </ P>
- right on - Hey, wait a minute...
, don't you have English Lit? </ P>
...
Yeah, sort of.
- Is it a bit of a problem with the lecturer - What's the problem?
He slept with him.
You slept with Mrs. Watley?
- No - Now he keeps calling him.
- (IN a loud voice) ". Eric, Eric" - This is not my fault, though. </ p >
We were in a shared elevator and there was playing porn music...
(PLAY MUSIC)
What is it...
I think so. </ P>
(BELL rings)
(groaning)
You're my hero. </ P>
Your parents will kill you when He knows you have skipped class.
Uh-uh. That is why we will confirm he did not find out. </ P>
Besides, once I pulled Bobby Jones,
he will forget all that He won't even care...
Wait, amateurs won't win US open again.
This has been 80 years.
I think it's time. My time. </ P>
Dapatkan keluar dari jalan.
my time.
(groans) Child a....
Oh yeah!
I like this club. Can I keep this? </ P>
- Hey, Sis - Hey, Ty. </ P>
Hey, Eric. </ P>
Hey, Mandy. </ P >
I haven't seen you on campus lately.
Yeah, well, you know Too many beers need to drink.
And girls too
And night after night I sit in the dormitory alone.
Well, you know,
I work my way on there.
I want this for a presentation.
Okay.
- Come on, Jason, let's go. . Go - But I'm just hanging out...
- Good luck - Then, man. </ P>
Look at you, guys. Oh, hey, are you going to to Delta Know tonight's party? </ P>
(telling to shut up)
What?
Stay focused. I will call you later. </ P>
where did you go? Class? </ P>
- Yes - Yes? </ P>
- Mind if I walk you - Sure. </ P>
So, where is the party this?
I will take a picture in the dark
and say that Ty doesn't want his sister at a frat party.
(taunting) He doesn't running my life.
I'm 18 now, I can do what I want.
- Alright, well... - You know I'll find out where that anyway.
He will come after me with iron five if he knows me the person who told you.
(TELEPHONE CELLS ringing)
Wait a minute. Sorry. </ P>
Hey. </ P>
Yo, E. </ P>
I have one living here. </ P>
What is His Handi? </ P>
He thinks he's eight.
Yes? And he's looking for some action? </ P>
Fergus: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get it here now, man...
Alright. </ P>
I have to jet. I have fish on the hook. </ P>
There must be a better way to make money. </ P>
No, I have to hustle every penny I can. </ P>
Maybe I should sell my body for sex. </ P>
- In this case... - No, no, no, no, no. </ P>
Your money is not good here I'll throw you one at home.
Yes. The first taste is free, after that it will cost you. </ P>
(LAUGHS) Oh, my goodness. </ P>
Alright. Go to class, you. </ P>
-? Look at the party later - We'll see. We will see. </ P>
(CLICKING THE CAMERA)
(groaning)
(CLICKING THE CAMERA)
- He's good - Yes.
- He's really good - Yes ..
You even
He is arrogant enough to take us?
Oh, yeah.
He will take us both.
Perfect. </ P>
Oh. </ P>
You will need an eagle to win, child Good luck...
This is a short nominal four.
Do you want to increase your bet?
For $ 600? (LAUGHS)
I like it. </ P>
rude. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
What are lucky-ass shots. </ P>
I am luckier than good.
Fergus: Oops.
Arnie: Bastard!
Fergus: It must be hurt.
(sniffing)
- Thank you - Find me more... Find me more.
(PLAY MUSIC QUICKLY)
Come on, beautiful girl dancing.
(whooping)
(telephone ringing)
Hello?
Mr. Eric P Keller. How do you do it? </ P>
Not much, just enjoy beautiful a small cruise in my luxury car. </ P>
(LAUGHS)
Hey, so, about that vehicle are you ready to hand it to me yet?
Are you ready to go hump your cousin?
Oh. Now, now, look, there you go. </ P>
We have ourselves a little pleasant conversation
and you have to go and mess it up
by being all rude.
Someone better learns you manners, boys.
Yes, you know, I blame my parents.
Maybe my mom doesn't quite hug me or something, I'm not sure.
How about you? I am sure you are breastfeeding until you are 21, right? </ P>
breastfeeding every day, you little nubber. </ P>
Let's not take people to this one, okay Because I just talked to you sir
and he looks like a real stand-up man
Why did you talk to my father the car in my name. </ P>
Because I'm looking for you, son.
He said you were going to school.
Say, tell me this
You have them trees palm is out there in San Diego, isn't it?
What happened
Cat has your tongue ??
You look surprised, Eric <
I think you underestimate me, boy.
I can track rabbits through ten miles of nonsense.
Do you think I can't find you?
No, you know what? I'm sure you can. I'm sure you can. </ P>
Do you know what? You might triangulating my telephone signal now
with a pitchfork and dowsing stem
You make all the fun you want, monkey child,
but the vehicle will be mine.
Alright, Mr. Crazy-Ass Repo Man, I have to take off.
Look, this has been real I hope to meet you soon real.
Yes, you can bet on it.
(Singing) here, cats, cats
you won't be cat cat
ROMAN: That's it, boy wonders.
Mr. Scratch Golfer.
It's a little punk. .
CARLTON: He made juice a at 18 at Cliffside
- Like him. doing that in his sleep. ROMAN: He is costing us money.
- Don't worry about something, Roman - We're closed.
ROMANCE:. Alright
- (CRYING ELECTRICITY) - (exclaiming)
- you wake up, not -? I like it.
- Yes, hey, Daddy - Doug:? Hey, Eric
- What's up - Do you need something? What's up
- Nothing. . Just study - Study, yes
Yes ?. Hey, listen. Do some of your man's calls from the car dealer? </ P>
Someone called my secretary What's around that
No, no, everything & apos; ; cool Everything is cool. </ P>
- There are several types of remembrance of the brakes - Really
I don't know, they & apos; ever screeched, made all kinds of noise.
It sounds like a runway squashing a bag of cats.
(PLAY MUSIC)
Hot.
He has, like, weapons that...
Oh my God.
So, he really doesn't like it, huh?
Do you even listen to me, man?
He's not just "not like that", okay? Hey, hey, hey. He fucking hates him. </ P>
What are you doing, man? Who cares what he thinks? </ P>
His buy-in will never make it easier to win over my parents. </ P>
Yes, but who cares? You are living proof that class doesn't mean damn it! </ P>
You're out there doing it in the real world. </ P>
Well, that's it I took a page from the book You. </ P>
saya putus dan menjalankan PAHR penuh-waktu.
- Come on. ? What - You said it yourself. </ P>
We made that happen. </ P>
I just need to focus on business and stop school nonsense is useless. </ P >
You are crazy. You are a crazy person. </ P>
You are the one to talk, the elevator guy. </ P>
Hey, you guys Let's go get some tits on tape. </ P>
Go with him. Watch over him. </ P>
Of the three of us, he is the only that even stands a chance to pass. </ P>
Let's go. </ P>
Ladies, who wants to make a mistake tonight?
Gross.
Take it.
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
- Hey, what's your name - Mandy. </ P>
Mandy, if I say, you have a rocking body, will you hold it against me? </ P>
Thank you .
I love this dress.
(whispering)
What did you say to him?
Who? Oh, her? </ P>
I might have mentioned that you used to be a guy. </ P>
What? </ P>
This is believed You have like a really chiseled jaw line,
a well-defined trap, good bone structure...
Yes. </ P>
So what about this ?
Oh that?
They can be faked.
- Really - I read an article about that.
So you can know the difference? </ P>
Oh, yeah, I have got angry skills. </ P>
- I'm sure you did - Yes ..
Of course, I have to do a full visual exam
sebelum kita dapat mulai bagian fisik dari ujian.
(chuckles)
Well, I said I'll make a trip here.
Yeah, I know you will.
(PLAY MUSIC SLOW)
- You want to dance - Sure.
- With me - Yes.
What is he doing here?
I told you not to tell him about it.
He found it himself, man.
I just told him that he might have to .
I can speak for myself.
If I want to be at a party, Ty, I can at a party.
No, you can't, okay? </ P>
You will go. </ P>
Go. I'm serious, go away. </ P>
I'll deal with you later. </ P>
Get me off. </ P>
Masa sulit, manusia. Istirahat sulit.
You may not mess with younger siblings your best friend.
I'm just trying to stay out of trouble.
Yeah, right.
Speaking of problems, I think he wants to get into some.
Yes, I think he saw you, Mark.
No, he is all about dogs E -.
Plus, I'm not digging in ginger I have that one eye.
Mmm-mmm. Too young. </ P>
Hey, you know what they say, ". If there's grass on the field, playing football"
I don't even think there is grass on that field
Well, then I will play on the ground.
You are a sick person, Mark.
A sick child sucks indeed.
Go get him, E-dog. </ P>
You are welcome! </ P>
(ALL exclaiming)
Oke.
Can you stop?
- No, you always do this to me - Do what .?
You have to stop this, Ty.
One day you have to let me grow myself.
He is my best friend, Mandy.
Not just a little too weird for me, all right?
Besides that,
You don't know him like I do, okay?
He's not the type of guy you want to date.
He's been what but sweet and nice to me.
Come on. This isn't high school anymore, alright? </ P>
He changes. </ P>
So I have. </ P>
And so do I </ p >
Maybe I know what's best for me.
(grunts)
Tyler: Come on.
Stop.
How about not daydreaming more than Eric, did you come spend time with me?
Your big bro.
- Okay - Okay.
But you're not Daddy, you know. You can't solve all problems with ice cream. </ P>
Really? </ P>
- I'll see tomorrow - Alright. </ P>
Bye .
And put some clothes on!
Good night.
This cover. Not good hanging out. </ P>
Sleep. </ P>
(groaning WOMEN)
(Panting)
(BOTH whimpering) </ p >
Oh, damn it!
You, give me your shirt.
Wait a minute.
You can take my pants, too, if you want them.
WOMEN: Hard! </ P>
Check out these. </ P>
Ayo.
Nice. </ P>
Too much. </ P>
But it will all be in vain, man This is a big break getting this spread. </ P>
If you say so, man.
If I say so?
How do you think thousands of stores throughout the United States
decide what clothes to put on
Golf Journal falls in clothing edition! We shot the whole thing on Wednesday.
- Bung - What, friends? <
JASON: Guess who's carrying pizza?
- Hey, guys - Hey, Sis.
Pizza dude!
Step aside. </ P>
- Want - No thanks?. </ P>
Did your sister tell you she dropped out of school? </ P>
Anda putus sekolah?
And you have the courage to tell what should I and shouldn't do?
That's different, okay? No
I'm PAHR now, okay? This is my life. </ P>
The school just gets in the way. </ P>
What would you say Mom and Dad? </ P>
Mom and Dad don't need to know now.
Guys, guys, guys, look! Check this out! </ P>
This is my favorite commercial of all time. </ P>
This is my favorite part. I like this girl. </ P>
(chattering unclear ON TV)
(imitating) "But I have big golf games in two days
"Can I play after the procedure"
"? Of course, you will "
. Yay
(exclamation)
MANDY:? What is that
This is my DVD made from yesterday's party
something good
Check it out I spent the night cutting it myself
Good I want to see what Ty makes me lose
Yo, partner Come on, man
- What are you thinking - ERIC: I don't know
it doesn't look so good in black.
You can see my splinter.
- This part is really cool - Are they...
(BOTH moaning)
- Dude, are you a movie guy making love - Oh, huh?
MARK: Awesome!
They don't even know you're there?
No. I'm in the shadows, hiding. </ P>
Dude, your camera is all messed up This guy is all green. </ P>
Itu adalah tubuh cat, manusia.
Body Paint Who uses paint when they do it?
This looks like Oscar the Grouch is hijacking Elmo.
JASON: (Laughs) That kind of looks like that. </ P>
Freaks. </ P>
I prefer blue myself. </ P>
I'm sure you do, weird. </ P>
Yo, E-dog. Check this out. Jason filmed porn. </ P>
MAN ON TV:... Big dog to eat (barking)
God, this dialogue sucks. </ P>
This person sounds like he has a small penis.
Men sound very like Eric.
Crap.
(groaning MAN)
- Give me a remote - No. This is my first film.
- WOMAN ON TV: Give it to me, Eric Big Dog - Give me a remote .. </ p >
Give it to me
What? This is my film. I made a big debut. </ P>
I'm a filmmaker. </ P>
(barking)
(TV CONNECTION OFF)
Are you there?
Come on, are you crazy? Of course not. </ P>
Tyler, do you even want to see your sister this crap, man? </ P>
- Dude, is that paint on your back - ERIC: No ?! Uh-uh. </ P>
No, no. </ P>
No, it's guacamole. I can explain that! </ P>
I can explain that. </ P>
Don't bother. </ P>
Wait, wait, wait, Mandy, Mandy. </ P>
Come on.
Is it a big deal?
Of course you are on his side.
That's what you always do.
Stay together. </ P>
Great job, Eric. Nyata baik.
What did I do?
I don't know. Could it be the part where you told my sister
I dropped out of school? </ P>
Or where did you screw up another girl in front of my sister? </ P>
Yeah, well, I'm not the one being filmed. It's numb nuts here. </ P>
Hey, I don't know it's you. I mean, I...
Who happened around filming people screwing anyway, you're a pervert? </ P>
- Hey, I can borrow - JASON : Yes, sure? !
- No - No
Tyler: Look, Eric?
This is nonsense like this why don't I let you go with my sister.
You will break his heart, and then I will kill you, okay?
If he goes and tells my parents that I drop out of school,
I'm screwed.
I still don't know what I'm doing.
Tyler: You never did.
That face, human.
All you care about is a set of breasts.
- What else would you like like -? I want to get under that skirt. </ P>
Sorry. There is only space for one ass in this skirt. </ P>
(ALL LAUGHING)
I like the style. </ P>
Yeah, I see the future bright front with you and him.
Then in your room.
So what's the deal, man Do you want Mandy's date or what?
I don't know. Ty will kick my ass. </ P>
Yes, but do you like it? </ P>
Yes, he is an amazing little cool. </ P>
He is smart, and fun, and hot.
Yeah, and?
That's the problem.
I can't just stop banging a bunch of different girls
and just one girl's explosion, you know?
I see a hot girl and I have to have it This is bigger than me. </ P>
Yes, but it might be different when you are with Mandy. You don't know. </ P>
No, it won't. </ P>
won't. Believe me, dude. I can't control it. </ P>
Of course you can. </ P>
How? With castration? </ P>
Are you trying to punch your ball a lot? </ P>
No, dude. I understand. </ P>
the time you see a hot girl
and you start getting all hot and disturbed by him,
just taking a picture of him jerk, human.
One of them is evil, too. You know, when he pushes and snorts all, like...
(grunts)
Then suddenly...
Only Porcelain splatters. </ P>
You are an idiot. </ P>
Yes? Do you still want to maid Bang? </ P>
No, as a matter of fact, I can say that I'm not at this time. </ P>
See? </ P>
Ta-da! </ P>
You can thank me later, bro. </ P>
As for me,
I'm still will blast the waiter.
I don't care if he drops the juice in my mouth.
- Yes, not hungry anymore - Good me, human.
pussies.
Thank you, friends, for ruining my favorite place to eat. Appreciate it. </ P>
(PHONE CELLS ring)
Fergus, is that up to you?
Dude, I have two doctors. It's all arranged. Cash Buffet. </ P>
They leave a trail of money, dude. </ P>
Okay, good, I'm on my way. </ P>
Alright . If you will forgive me, gentlemen, I have several businesses to take care of. </ P>
You will go let Big Dog eat, Eric? </ P>
Big dogs will eat that
(barking)
Going to eat a dog, Eric.
He's not like me.
Very good, Carlton.
If I have told you once, I always say you a thousand times to keep your head down.
You are the one to speak. With side to side, it's like you swing a machete. </ P>
Maybe I am. </ P>
ERIC: (LEMBUT) Sialan.
(LAUGHS) Well, now it's a nice swing there & apos; sa.
Hey, Carlton, I'm sure you're 100 dollars that you can't hit one 200 meters.
CARLTON: That's just money. </ P>
Make $ 200 and you are. </ P>
Fine, you are. </ P>
Watch and learn. </ P>
(sighs)
Easy to come, go easy.
It's a pleasure to do business with you, sir.
Who thinks they can do 250?
- Thank you for coming with a short notice like - No worries.
I know how it feels to be stressed and needs a little release. (Giggling)
Let's go. </ P>
Hey, and stop worrying about Mandy, okay? </ P>
- He just grows up - Thank you.
I doubt he will go to my parents' house,
but you never know what a girl will do when she's all emo.
Well, the main target of anger this will be Eric, right? </ p >
Good. Maybe it will end to destroy the whole child. </ P>
I doubt it. </ P>
He will fall and burn. </ P>
And we are women, oh , we love it.
I'll see you on a photo shoot on Wednesday.
(Singing) You can call me you can claw me
You can cover me with dirt
You cat is a little tempting
here, cat, cat
You won't be a cat cat </ p >
(groaning)
It's not my lucky day, I guess.
That's what, five for you, four for me?
And we just warmed up.
CARLTON: No, idiot, he let us win them.
Are those kids, right?
Are you playing with
If you want, I can only give you 100 dollars now.
We will only call it a day.
Look at that, Carlton? Kid is just nervous. </ P>
Now, I think we have to multiply the bet Say ,. $ 200 hole? </ P>
ERIC: That's just money, right, so why don't we
make $ 500? </ P>
Well, if that's just money, why don't we make the big 50 and really have fun?
Fifty thousand?
You are nuts. I don't have that kind of money. </ P>
- Mungkin Anda tidak memiliki jenis kacang - Mungkin Anda harus mendapatkan di gerobak manusia.
- Maybe you should be a human until - Maybe grow some balls.
- Maybe - Alright... Alright, fine.
- Let's play - Alright.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If you lose, how will you pay us?
We will look for something. </ P>
That's not good. </ P>
Do you know what we do to live, Eric? </ P>
Well, let me see, based on clothes
and slices that can only be perfected by playing once a week,
I will guess the doctor.
We are not just doctors. </ p >
- We are plastic surgeons - And really good too...
Okay, good. You are still an annoying golfer. </ P>
Dia melakukan hal ini.
Then you won't mind signing this release?
What is that?
That is the release form you see, we need a test patient.
So, if you lose and can't cover the bet,
you can pay us in trading.
I'm sorry. Come again? </ P>
It's just that we need someone to try our patented procedure on. </ P>
Do you want to operate on me? </ P>
- No, no there's an operation, there's no cutting. - No, no.
It's just a simple little cosmetic touch-up, it's completely reversible.
You're out from your mind.
Look, I said he didn't think that he could beat us.
We will only pay someone...
Tunggu, tunggu, tunggu.
Let me tell you something. You two can't beat me on my worst day. Blindfolded. </ P>
This is the top 50. </ P>
And I'll tell you what. We will forget about which is 100 dollars you owe us,
and we will play fresh from this hole on. </ P>
What happened, son, You don't need the big 50? </ P>
ever lost to the doctor. </ P>
Get ready to kiss goodbye your money, gentlemen. You are. </ P>
Hey, Fergus. </ P>
And your last name. </ P>
Alright. </ P>
Signed, it's official tee Let's get this dog up. </ P >
- Nice - Hey.
You smell that?
(sniffing)
What?
my comeback.
(PLAY MUSIC)
It reminds me of your drive when you win the club championship here.
Whether it's 2006 or 2007 No, you won in 2007, right?
You know I can't trace anymore.
He can't.
Well, looky there I believe that puts us in one hole already. </ p >
Should I call the nurse and tell them to start rubbing up?
Alright. That's all, Fergus. </ P>
Nice to do business with you. </ P>
Dude, I have two children. Maybe more. </ P>
Yes? I hope you sleep well later, Sammy Bull. </ P>
Packing the gun. </ P>
(groaning)
Good, kid. </ P>
You can win, we can win. This is so close. </ P>
Ini omong kosong. Kalian buru-buru aku. Ini bahkan tidak cocok adil.
I have to play alone, you can ham-egg and-that along the way.
How did all of that rubbish talk- you did before?
Yes, besides that, you agree to the terms. </ P>
- The term is nonsense - The term is signed. </ P>
And witness. </ P>
CARLTON: last hole, lots of pressure.
It's okay. You will look good with enhancements a little, Mr. Perfect. </ P>
Shut your mouth. </ P>
(Mutters)
(clearing up)
Hey, thank you very much, guys. That's fun. Is a good time. </ P>
(ERIC LAUGHING)
Damn it! </ P>
There's no damn road. </ P>
HAMILTON: Good shot, partner! </ P>
- Waktu untuk mengumpulkan perjanjian kecil kami - Taruhan dimatikan.
Oh, come on, now. You give us your words. </ P>
You are in glue if you think I'm hanging. </ P>
Now, that there is a way to behave like a real man , Eric. </ P>
- Not a man in a human wagon - That's right. </ P>
- Fuck you both. I got out of here -. Do you know what? We think you will say that. </ P>
- (CRITIC ELECTRICITY) - (groans)
Instant and effective anesthesia. </ P>
- Can I try -? Be careful. </ P>
Are you ready for me? </ P>
Mandy. </ P>
(PLAY MUSIC SLOW) </ p >
You will give it to me now, Big Dog Eric?
Mandy?
(BEEPING MONITOR)
Mandy.
HAMILTON: Okay. </ P>
Mandy. </ P>
tekanan Sedikit lebih.
CARLTON: Easy, easy.
Easy.
- Easy - HAMILTON: Nice ..
Okay, now it's just a little...
Okay, just a little more.
- CARLTON: It's easy to do it. . Great - Mandy. </ P>
- There - Yes. Wow. </ P>
This is for...
SECOND: Par-fection! </ P>
(TELEPHONE CELLS ringing)
Hmm?
Morning, sunshine.
Who is this?
Someone from your home country
I have someone who wants to talk to you, boy man.
Hi, Eric.
Professor Watley?
You want that "A" we're talking about,
You will have to do some extracurricular activities.
Let me talk to him.
Let me talk to him
Hey, you best start going to class, kid.
What would you say?
Spend all that money
The snare is tightening, child male
snares tighten.
(groaning)
(exclamation)
South will rise again
(PHONE CELLS ringing)
- What - Tyler:? Wake up, bitch
- Huh - Dude, are you okay
You don't sound too good? </ P>
Man, my head is killing me.
Serving you right, jackass
That is what you get to party for two consecutive days.
I bet you've blown through that your money won,
- What? - golf match
I think Fergus hooked you up until day other...
- Yeah, I don't know - Whatever
Just get here as soon as possible...
I'm on my way. I am already in the car. I will be there. </ P>
(PLAY MUSIC)
(RUNNING WATER)
(inaudible)
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, my God. What the hell? </ P>
(groans)
What the hell is that? </ P>
Oh, damn it. Oh, shit. </ P>
(telephone ringing)
You're on your way? </ P>
Tyler, Tyler, I have a big fucking problem, man man.
- I just woke up... - If you're not on your way here,
You are right once you have a problem.
- No, no, no... - No, you don't understand.
Get it here, pronto.
Dude, I'm not kidding, are you all I'll kill you empty-handed?
No, Tyler, I....
Damn it!
Excuse me, sir, I'm looking for... (exclaims)
Have a jug?
Good shelf, bro. (LAUGHS)
Hi, mister. </ P>
Need some beans? </ P>
(screaming)
Fuck! </ P>
Fuck. </ P>
He unzipped his wedding dress It fell to the floor,
and he was completely naked. </ P>
He looked at me and he left , "I'm not married yet,
" so how about some pictures for your personal collection "
- Crap - No, I swear to God This is really true
... I got the picture You want to see them <... / p>
E-mail
Male
- People from the clock - Alright, let's do this ..?
I can't do this right now
(LAUGHS) What's with a jacket, dude
- It's like 80. out there - Listen to me
I can't do this now.
Eric, I'm not letting you do this to me again, alright?
- Lf you want to screw... - Tyler.
No. If you want to screw around and mess up your own life, fine. </ p >
But I will be cursed if I will let you screw me up.
- Tyler... - I'm not done yet. I'm not done, is it all right? </ P>
Anda menghabiskan seluruh waktu luang Anda hanya mencoba untuk tulang setiap gadis yang akan tersenyum pada Anda. Tidak!
And your game has gone to complete damn because all you do is hustle.
And now, you want to mess up everything we've worked for.
What I need you to do is improve, become a man,
and do this photo shoot, so that I can get an ad campaign going.
And you can't even do that, because it's always about you, Eric.
What are you doing?
What is this? A joke? </ P>
- I hope - Very funny .. Okay, you have me. </ P>
Just let go and let's go do a photo shoot, okay?
Let's go.
Ty, this isn't a joke. I am serious. </ P>
They are not real. </ P>
They are real. Give me. </ P>
Tyler: Kudus sialan sialan!
(stutter) This is chaotic, human.
I know.
- How can this happen - I don't know?
- You don't know - Don't know? </ P>
- We have to do something - I know. </ P>
Hey, all of you right?
-. Yeah, yeah, we are good - Yes, yes, we are good. </ P>
We are just...
- We are good - We are just...
Give us one minute.
Talent, you know.
So this is what you have done the last two days? </ p >
I think. I don't know. I don't remember anything. </ P>
- What are we going to do - Just relax, okay ?? I understand. </ P>
We have a problem with clothes. </ P>
- What - I know?. </ P>
I pulled the wrong size. </ P >
- He will be angry - I know.
Can you just handle that for me, please?
I need him to get out of here Only, whatever you do.
Just he came out from here - Great.
- PHOTOGRAPHER: What? What happened - There & apos; a little problem with clothes. </ P>
But they will fix it, and we will have to delay. </ P>
And you are sure Have you never seen doctors before? </ P>
(sighs)
No, I don't know. </ P>
No, I don't think so. </ P> p>
But you are sure about their names?
Yes, Hamilton and Carlton.
So...
Have you ever, like, pinch them and stuff?
- Come on, dude - I just want to know naturally.
No, look, this is why I don't want to talk to you about this.
- I'm not trying to be a dick or anything - Shut up, you are
- Trying to be a dick - This isn't like I would ever know.
-? What's the big deal - Just fucking dropping it. </ P>
Too fast? </ P>
Why did you take a bet? </ P>
is 50 big. </ P>
You should be able to sniff this one.
I think I have them.
I will also have it, if I have my partner there
Don't put this on me, okay?
I'm the one that tells you to stop hurrying.
just ends up screwing with your game, or in this case, give you breasts.
What do we do now?
"We", huh?
Come on, Ty.
Well, the first thing we have to do is track This doctor, okay?
And get them to take the breasts out.
Then, we sue them for everything they have.
-? Good voice - Yes, good voice. </ P>
Help me, though. </ P>
Don't say Mandy. </ P>
(telephone ringing) </ p >
What?
(whooping) We test, not us?
- What is that, that time of the month - What ??
(LAUGHS)
Oh, that is you. Listen, man,
I really don't have time for this now. </ P>
Oh, I really understand, Eric No problem at all. </ P >
Why I didn't break out of my scheduler.
Okay, now what time should I your pencil for? Will we say 4:00? </ P>
Believe me, you didn't the most pressing issue in my life now. </ P>
Is that so? </ P>
Well, maybe I have to make myself more urgent. Hmm? </ P>
Try to scare me everything you want you're not scary anymore to me...
Okay? You want to know what's scary is
Try getting up tomorrow morning with a set of breasts, buddy. That's scary. </ P>
I'm trying to wake up with a set of breasts every day, stupid. </ P>
What's wrong with this child Is it okay about it's scary.
I got the address.
- Hamilton and Carlton - Yes, please sit down?
Permisi! Permisi!
You can't go in there! Please, stop. </ P>
Dude, we have to knock. </ P>
- Sorry, Doctor, I told them - It's okay...
Eric, I'm with the patient.
Fuck you, psycho. We need to talk now.
What about?
What about? About this. </ P>
They are exactly what I want. </ P>
- Can you forgive me for just a moment - Sure. </ P>
Okay. Dear, will you stay with Taylor? </ P>
I will take care of gentlemen. </ P>
- Fourteen pounds - Yes. </ P>
- You like them - I do?. </ P>
Look at what the surgeon dragged in. </ P>
Wow. Looking good, Eric. Nice to meet you again. </ P>
Cut shit You give me breasts, you take them out...
Chocolate, boy?
The way we remember that is, we have agreed, Eric.
. Fuck the deal. You rushed me, bastard. </ P>
-! You rushed me, fucker - Yo, yo. Cool, cool, cool. </ P>
This is a fair bet. You agree to the terms. </ P>
We have legal forms in our files Signed and watched. </ P>
- Any Pain - Let me go! I don't care what you have. </ P>
You did an operation on me against my will, dick. </ P>
- Yeah, we will go to the police - Nice to meet you, Tyler. </ P>
Mr. PAHR. </ P>
- How do you know me - That doesn't matter? </ P>
What can you do what you want you can protest, you can go to the police.
But the fact remains, you signed the release
and we only did the operation to your liking.
Alright, come on. What will take to cover bets and get them out? </ P>
(pronounce)
Fifty big. </ P>
- He doesn't have much < br /> - Then stay the horn.
Alright, you know what I'll just go to another surgeon .?
They will take them out in less than 50 grand
It might even feel sorry for me and take them out for free.
Yes, let's go.
You know what It's not like that, actually .?
Ini adalah prosedur dipatenkan yang tak dapat melakukan tetapi kami berdua.
In fact, there is no doctor in the free world who has risked his career even touching you.
It's better to hope we stay healthy.
And if you decide to go to Mexico or some other place,
or, for God's sake, bring them out on their own,
this is what will likely happen.
( chuckle)
-. This is reversed - There we go. Sorry about that. </ P>
Picture of your mother's face when she opened the letter one day. </ P>
Or your father "What has been done for our own child?" <
- You don't even know my parents - You mean Mr. Doug Keller,
the majority of shareholders- from Oswald Manufaktur,
charter member from Country Club Creek Champion?
Imagine the first board meeting.
A clean white envelope for each board member
contains eight good ten shiny times favorite son.
With a series of sweet horns. </ p >
the only modeling you will do is for the next ad campaign.
- Hey, that's good - I'm an idea guy.
You guys are sick .
Why me? What do I do for you? </ P>
You lose a bet, champ. </ P>
Now, take us in the top 50 and this goal is a weirdo show. </ P>
How should I come with 50 thousand?
You are a smart kid You will think of something.
Now, why don't you two run along
before we send our office manager sign out for stamps.
And, Eric Get us that big 50 in two weeks
or Hamilton and I'll start mass-mail campaign.
(spinning )
And let us know if there is a leak.
It can't be there, but let us know.
(SOFT) Leaks, very bad. </ p >
Toodeloo, boy.
Calm down.
Stop, man, we need to think about this.
Are you done?
Come on What will we do for the top 50?
What about your father?
- No, Tyler. Not an option. - Come on, he is your father. </ P>
- Dude, he will understand - Oh, yeah, do you think so? </ P>
"Yes, hey, Daddy, that's me
"I lost my bet on the golf course and I owed a big 50 guy.
"I'm not going to class anymore because I messed up my teacher,
" and I lost my car. This was taken over got because I spent all my money on Players. </ P>
"And, by the way, I have a set of breasts Can you wire me 50 big?"
- Are you out of your mind - We might need WordSmith a little?
Yes, you think?
How many can get PAHR help?
If I have a big 50, I'll be out for a long time.
So, what will we do?
the best ball.
Are you serious? Are you back? </ P>
I put everything I have into
the new PAHR ad campaign that displays you, okay? </ P>
You can't do it like this.
But hey, this time it will be different All right?
No partying, no drinking, no sex. Alright? There is but practice and sleep. Understood? </ P>
Yes, no, really. Yes. Where will I go party with this? </ P>
Yes, definitely Whatever you say. You are the boss. </ P>
Okay, we need an opponent, fast. </ P>
We have to spread the word Take whatever comes our way...
-? Think we can pull off this - Straight shit. </ P>
Hey, listen, Tyler...
Yes, yes. Don't let everything be a bit queery-to me, Barbie. All right? </ P>
Come on, let's win money. </ P>
MAN:? So, what is the bet What should we play for? </ P>
- Five thousand - good Five thousand. </ P>
- Suara bagus - Kedengarannya bagus.
What happened you have stalks now ??
I'm bad. I must have slipped. </ P>
Don't worry about that. Alright? Just don't do it again. </ P>
- Alright - Alright. </ P>
What is the deal, man Get your head in the game?
This is not my head, it's this jacket.
Then take it off Seriously, it's 1,000 degrees here.
-. You might be breastfeeding down there - Give me a few strokes. I'll get it. </ P>
- I'll get it - Alright. </ P>
That means, all right? Let it go, now. </ P>
- Dude, take it off - Damn it, dude! </ P>
- What the hell is this, man - my rule! My rules, remember? My rules. </ P>
- Take off - Alright. </ P>
Yesus Kristus sialan.
Thank you.
What is that?
What? Are we here to play golf or look at my friend's deformity? </ P>
It hurts. I don't play without a weirdo show, that's certain. </ P>
Fine. Then just give us money and be on the road. </ P>
Don't worry, Dan. We can handle both. </ P>
Alright, fine. Okay, alright. </ P>
- Is your problem -? Is it wrong I want to touch them? </ P>
(BOTH groaning)
Hey. </ P>
(groans)
You need to be relaxed. </ P> p>
They come out now and no can you do about it, okay?
So just get it from your mind and just play.
( exhale)
(SECOND LAUGHING)
Fuck!
Maybe we should take a day off, man.
Give your mind time to wrap around...
That doesn't matter They drop themselves all over the place !
Tyler: He's coming soon, okay?
ERIC: I don't believe we depend on this person.
Tyler: Just trust to me, okay?
- Seriously, dude. I don't know. - Whatever, man. You have died for me. </ P>
(stuttering) I don't know. </ P>
Hey. </ P>
- I can't use this, it's pink - But that is Nike. "Just do it." </ P>
(exclamation)
- Make sure no one sees me - I have you, don't worry. </ P>
You want turn around?
Give the man privacy.
You can achieve more and hold each other if you want, but that is about it, okay?
- You're fine - Yes, I got it ?.
Turn around! I am serious. </ P>
- How does that feel - This is strict? </ P>
? Look, we can keep that, all right For now, handle it and pull it out. </ P>
Alright. (Exhales)
(Tyler exclaims)
- He's back, honey. How does that feel -? Nice. Real good. </ P>
Tyler: You boys are in trouble now. </ P>
(BOTH exclaims)
Alright, cough it up. Let's go. </ P>
It's okay, don't mess it out Losing makes you stronger. </ P>
- Next - Thank you. </ P>
Are you boys ready to play some golf or what?
You can play with this if you want.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(cheering)
(chattering is unclear)
Am I looking fat for you?
- (LAUGHS) What - Be honest.
Oh, damn it.
- Tyler :? What is that, friends - Hey, man. Did it arrive? </ P>
How are you. What is that, man? </ P>
MARK:? Hey, E-dog, where are you, man Everyone's been looking for you. </ P>
- Hey, what's up - What, man? </ P>
Hey, we'll go get some beer towards Players. </ P>
You really have to come. </ P>
Dude, that will be awesome, but...
- I'm just tired - Yes, I beat.
We have worked We got a photo shoot...
Yes, we have tons of things to do.
Wait. You reject beer? What happened here? </ P>
Yes, you have disappeared for two days. </ P>
You will be snowboarding or something What's with that jacket ?
- Okay, alright... - Ty, nothing.
- They need to know. They need to know - You guys, what happened? </ P>
We need money fast, alright. The future PAHR depends on that. </ P>
. Problem solved, you guys Why don't you tell me sooner? </ P>
room one year I have a boyfriend
cousin who lives across the street from a friend Darius Vernon. </ P>
- What? I don't know that. - Yes. </ P>
You know, OG, Es Pyk Pizzy Ice on the hizzy. </ P>
Rapper?
He is a music producer now He lives here in San Diego.
I can get us a meeting.
Dude, no, no. </ p >
Are you kidding That guy & apos; sa big businessman?.
He invested in the company in San Diego all the time.
- No, we will collect our own money - Thank you...
You really want to help us out, Do you really want to help us?
You hear someone looking for some golf action, you send them our way. </ P>
- Okay - Alright. </ P>
Shut up. </ P>
(PHONE CELLS ringing)
- Not happening - No?
(giggling)
Oh, God, Mandy Your sister will really flip. </ P>
Eric P. Keller. Dimana mobil saya, Nak?
- Oh, damn - Come here, man.
(SCREAMING is unclear)
ERIC: Sorry.
Keep going, I'm will track you I will get you.
(exclamation)
End of line, turkey ball!
Eeny, meeny, miny, Moe, Where does the little shitbird go?
If he is a hollers, don't let him go. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!
(ERIC SHOUT)
ERIC: (IN loud voice) Can & apos; women get a little privacy! Get out, motherfucker! </ P>
Excuse me. I'm sorry, ma'am. Excuse me. </ P>
Get out, you fucking dick. </ P>
Cursed California. </ P>
Tyler: I don't believe you persuade me this. </ P>
I don't even know what to say to this person.
Calm down. Didn't you pitch the PAHR for all 72 things for your lecturer? </ P>
Yeah, and he hated it, okay? No And that's just a professor. </ P>
I don't need to worry about him killing me if he doesn't like the idea. </ P>
Dude, look around There are many people here. </ P>
If he kills us, there will be many witnesses. </ P>
I am joking, human. You are too tense. We will be fine. </ P>
Mr. Vernon will be with you soon You can wait right there. </ P>
(exhale) <
I have to use the bathroom before I leave.
There's a bathroom there.
You can't.
Oh, man, I never knew you one of those people who couldn't be nonsense in public.
- That's funny - That's not it.
- Yes, that is - I want to take a shower afterwards.
Oh, God You have to take a shower after you fucking?
Maybe you did something wrong, dude.
This is just preference.
No, I know a lot about shit I will help you with this, bro.
I have a lot of experience with this.
Okay, first of all, You sit when you do it?
- Dude, that's just preference - Are you sitting? </ P>
Yes, chicken-monkey, I'm sitting. </ P>
What about your pants? </ P>
Are your pants still attractive or do you have them down?
- I know I shouldn't say anything - Your Lf still has them stopped,
I think I might have solved the problem in there.
- You are like a puncture, you know that - Toilet paper.
Do you remember to use toilet paper after that?
- Because who can he - you don't get this.
Dude, don't I get here Why can't you poop like a normal person?
Okay, guy smart, the next time you have to take care,
dirt in your hand, and then clean that crap with toilet paper
and then tell me that Your hands are clean.
- Okay, I see your point - Exactly...
Dude, I got that, okay.
But there some places in my body I am willing to accept the fact
they are not always 100% clean.
I mean, I eat with my hands sometimes, but never my ass.
Mr. Vernon will see you now.
Alright, diaper sags,
see if you can keep the dirt in your pants long enough to get past this.
I didn't make an appointment.
Dude, don't worry about that matter. Okay? </ P>
The man who lives across from me first year is black. </ P>
What? </ P>
My assistant says you have a proposition business for me.
Well, Mr. Es Pyk.
Only Darius.
Darius, do you play golf?
Just broke 90. </ P>
That's sweet. </ P>
Anyway, I started this company called PAHR golf. </ P>
We made golf clothes. </ P>
So, we...
I got it.
(IN AFRICA-AMERICAN ACCENT) Yo, check, dog. Next dizzle, nizzle me. </ P>
Homeboy T-bones here will be all in membranes like some of Einstein's shit,
talking swole fight in the dome, right? </ P >
He started this butt fat biz, selling some fly-ass golf threads.
Plus, he will roll deeply with this badass golfers who get crazy skills like Tiger and dirt.
But now he's all sick to be locked.
So, I all like, "Bitch, hit up the bank, yo."
He is all like, "Nigga, please."
So, that's why I brought it to you.
Believe me, Homie, you will look like motherfucking bombs </ p >
fly-ass sports T-bone yarn.
Isn't there a better way to get dwarf fly-ass
with butt fat boot come jocking on old ice picking,
You know what I'm saying?
He sees you with a big-ass club, cap removers on izzass balls,
he'll be all in yo garbage and You will be waxing that donkey
like a drop-six-fo top in a short time. </ P>
(Tyler says)
I mean, you look like man who likes loot, right?
I like booty.
I place it on one of the golf joints, go to the club,
five the big twelve-ass booty ho all in my ***.
It's like the ocean of Elliotts Missy in the joint.
I tell you, yo, T-bone clothes /> which is right for blowing up your mouth,
and you have a chance to wake up in crap on the floor of the motherfucking land.
You will be one of the rich Nigga. Feel me? </ P>
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) I think that it runs quite...
Not a word, Mark. Not a damn word. </ P>
What? </ P>
I want you to know everything you can about this golf company, PAHR. </ P>
Yo, E-dizzle Are you sure you want to trade the car? </ P>
Mine & apos sa damn box this is practically new. </ P>
Yes, yes. Only temporarily. </ P>
I have chewing, redneck repo-men looking for me. </ P>
After he starts missing his goats, he'll be back to Virginia.
Okay.
You can't bring this anywhere near my apartment, near the school.
Ya. Tentu.
Awesome.
(CAR ENGINE START)
Thank you, E-dog.
WOMEN: riding good, boy.
Dude. This car is nectar, bro. </ P>
- Sweet - Yes. </ P>
(TELEPHONE CELLS ringing)
- We are very cool - Hell yeah...
- Dude, your phone - This isn't my phone. </ P>
Well, that's not my call. .
- Hello - Doug: This is Eric's father
Oh hey, Eric's father. This is Mark. </ P>
- Is Eric around - No, he isn't here? </ P>
He lent his car I guess he forgot to bring the phone out
You're driving Eric's car Did he tell you about brakes
- No, he didn't tell me about the brakes - Well, he said there was a memory
So I put together a list of dealers in the area so that he can get them repaired
- Wow... Okay - Did he give me a call when you saw him
- Yes, sure... I will tell him you are called - Thank you
Dude, no wonder he gave me a car. this thing needs a new brake...
What?
- Two can play in the game -. Wait. What will you do? </ P>
I'll fix this I keep this bitch ..
(ALL cheering)
That is five.
How can we lose to anyone who has breasts?
Nice job.
Give a hit girl Titi.
(FAST MUSIC PLAYING)
I can smell it. I know he is close. </ P>
Bingo. </ P>
(rejan)
Hey, back off, Ho Chi Minh, back off.
Or I'll put the size 12 made in America shoes right on your ass.
(LAUGHING )
Tell your child Eric I'm his butt.
I think you will need this.
(Exciting REPO MAN)
(CAR crashing)
Tyler: $ 40,100...
$ 40,200.
We're still short.
- The deadline is tomorrow < br /> - Yes.
But this is a lot of money I mean, it is having to count something.
Right?
(chattering unclear )
Here it is. Mostly, anyway. </ P>
Most of that? I don't like that voice. Are you, Carlton? </ P>
This is almost all there, it's like $ 40,200. </ P>
Hampir tidak semua.
Eric, we are businessmen We can make sense...
What is this little effort you have with your partner?
Some types of clothing lines?
What are you, damn Hardy Boys How do you know about that?
Again, it's none of your business.
What would you say the value of this company is a little?
- Why -? Maybe barter is in order? </ P>
You give us company and we take Cagney and Lacey out. </ P>
I can't. I only have half the company. Tyler has the other half. </ P>
I can't. I can't give it. </ P>
Well, then the breasts stay. </ P>
- I'll just run to the post office... - Wait, come on. </ P>
Hei, kita bisa masuk akal di sini, kan?
What if we play you and your partner, Tyler?
That way, if you win, you save $ 40,000 and we take this, everyone is happy.
And if you lose...
They get a PAHR if we lose?
We won't lose.
Come on, we will not. You said it yourself, I played the best golf in my life. </ P>
Maybe it's breast. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
But are you really want to bet our entire future from a single golf match?
We don't bet anything.
Just think about what PAHR can do with money that.
We can pay ourselves a salary.
So whatever. Let's go defeat this ***, save their money. </ P>
uang kami.
- Come on, Ty. This is one of the last matches. - Okay. </ P>
- Okay - Okay. </ P>
- Let's do this - Let's do it...
ERIC: I sorry, why did you take me here?
Tyler: Joslyn said that mattered I don't know, man...
- They are here . . Hey, people - Hey. </ P>
Come on, we've been waiting for you What took you so long? Join us. </ P>
Hey, boy. </ P>
- What happened -? Please sit down, Eric. </ P>
Yes, straddle the bench. </ P>
E-dog, listen, man, we are seriously worried about you. </ P>
You have drunk too much. </ P>
You flat-out vanished. </ P>
Ini adalah sampai pada titik di mana Anda messed up menembak foto yang sangat penting.
What's with that jacket?
And you almost put your best friend and partner business through financial ruin.
And you put me and Jason in danger, man .
Okay, guys. What happened here? </ P>
Tyler, this is an intervention. We are trying to help Eric get past the problem. </ P>
- He doesn't have any problems. He is fine. - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! </ P>
(exclaiming)
Intervention? Wait a minute. Wait. I don't have a problem. </ P>
- Denial - Look, text book, man. You have a problem. </ P>
Men, I really appreciate what you are trying to do here, okay? </ P>
But Eric and I have everything under control.
Tyler, no. You don't help! </ P>
(chattering unclear)
Wait! Wait a minute! Everyone is just silent for a second! </ P>
I'm not an alcoholic. </ P>
Well, me, sort of, like in a kind of frat a student from the road,
but look, it doesn't matter. Okay? </ P>
- This is - (panting)
- What's the matter - Okay, this is outside...
- Okay, don't panic. Wait a minute. - This is beyond intervention. </ P>
-. Jos, I can explain everything - Friends have sex all over, call spoils...
Wait, that is what you have done the last two weeks? </ P>
Come on, Big Dog, their breasts come out again, man. I want to see them. </ P>
Tinggal fuck jauh dari saya, Mark saya akan memberikan hantaman kuat sialan, manusia.
Look, I really care about you, but this is really chaotic, Tyler.
I can explain everything, okay?
Dude, he got jiggly titties.
Jiggly Titi, you have that jiggly Titi.
You have that jiggly Titi...
(exclaim)
I will kill you.
- Mark. What are you doing -? You damn dick! </ P>
Sorry I'm late. What do I miss? </ P>
-! You are disgusting - Mandy, wait. </ P>
- Stop. . Stop - What? </ P>
I can explain all of this Look, that's all big fuck, okay. </ P>
I know I have cheated, I have lied < br /> to people, I have lied to you,
but breasts have made me a better person.
- I know, that sounds really stupid - Save it, Eric.
I came here tonight because I'm worried about you.
I don't even think you and I are on the same planet. </ P>
No, no, that's not true. We are. </ P>
(inaudible)
(imitating ERIC) "Come on, Mandy, they're just C-cups." </ P>
(imitating MANDY) "Only C-cup. They are bigger than me." </ P>
"Why are you so angry I have for you?" </ P>
"Eric, I said if you have breasts, they must be B-cups. "
"? I'm sorry, but four titties better than two Right "
"No Oh, my God, Eric, I'm not a lesbian anymore." </ P>
"Just touch them one time. Don't you want a motorbike"
No, I didn't become a strange item Who said I was a strange item?
- I can't do this - Let me explain. Damn. </ P>
Dude. </ P>
Can I get my car key? </ P>
Thank you, man. The repo takes your car. </ P>
- What - I know, I know. </ P>
Get it in the car, Vanilla Ice. </ P>
Hey, Mandy . Did it arrive? This is Eric. </ P>
Just call to see what's up Give me a call when you get this. </ P>
I would love to hear from you Yes, give me buzz.
Ready?
What happened?
- Do all this - What does that look like?
You are on the map. </ P>
And I'm CNTV San Diego to the river all of them. </ P>
Mengapa semua orang di sini?
- No problem - Really?
- It works in our favor, though - And how is that?
Well, you see, Cover Girl Mr. can't hide from this kind of publicity. </ P>
The company remains above. PAHR goes down. </ P>
Mmm-hmm. Good. </ P>
Is President Ash-Utuh doing here? </ P>
If I were you, I wouldn't worry about that. </ P>
I will worry about double bogeys come your way.
Bogey-specter.
He told you to do this That's why you want PAHR.
Enter us for this? No
We created this company We are the majority shareholder. </ P>
What? You think you are only two geniuses who can sell cotton-poly mixes? </ P>
Cukup! Dapatkan siap untuk memiliki keledai Anda diberikan kepada Anda.
the only donkey that will be handed over is yours.
- Oh, wait. Here's your ass now. - And hit here & apos; sa. </ P>
(exciting) faster. Yes, hit that butt. </ P>
- CARLTON: Pastor, who hurts - Right. </ P>
Who heard anything from Mandy? </ P>
He said he had something important to do. </ P>
I haven't seen Mark on two good days.
Hey, I only found the answer this is a whole mystery.
I'll go hit some balls.
MAN: We live in three, two...
Hi, I'm Scott, and welcome to Cuda's first annual Challenge,
brought to you by San Diego CNTV
We are here at beautiful Borrego Springs Resort.
This is one heat, and the tension is increasing,
so take a cold drink, we are ready to tee off.
Fucking golf They have me damn golf broadcast...
(ALL cheering )
A very windy day here only,
as we can see in the secret weapon the PAHR team is close
to start the tournament
- Hello, Scott - We welcomed Stephanie to broadcast...
The handler finally finished with the Hercules task applying the makeup. </ p >
Now I can see your crow's feet close, I can cancel my trip to the Grand Canyon.
(LAUGHING)
Let's do it. </ p >
back I killed me, dude.
That's what we are here to fix. Let's do it. </ P>
(PLAY MUSIC QUICKLY)
(LAUGHING TWO)
Eric.
Great place to put a damn tree.
Oh yeah.
(exclamation)
(LAUGHS)
HAMILTON: Oh, Daddy! </ P>
(BOTH GRUNTING)
It's okay, let the one go. It's okay. </ P>
- No, no - Don't do this...
Son sucks. </ P>
- What's that - I don't know?
SECOND: Eric sucks in golf. Eric sucks in golf. </ P>
I don't think it's too early to call. </ P>
With this documentation far ahead, I put my money on them. </ P>
We will be back soon.
What is that?
- Must lie down - Bullshit... You could have been made shot.
- Tidak, tidak hari ini aku tidak bisa - Apa yang terjadi dengan Anda?
We have finally got a surefire way to get get rid of things and you blow.
- I hope Mandy will come - the ship has sailed, my friend .. All right? </ P>
You blew your chance with him There is nothing we can do about it now. </ P>
Just get your head in the game, Eric. </ P>
It seems like your friend is getting used to having that shelf.
I get the impression that he wants to keep them forever.
No, stop. All right. You can't do this to me, man. </ P>
We will lose if you don't take it. </ P>
No, I can't beat people alone. Okay? </ P>
I know, I'm sorry. This is the thing with Mandy. </ P>
Aku cinta padanya, Ty.
- What is - I know? I don't know. </ P>
Since I have this horn, I don't feel complete without him. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
Let's not talk about that now I need you to focus, okay?
I can't. Not until I....
- Oh, damn it. This is my father. - What. <
Did you send the envelope? </ P>
- Yes, we definitely sent an envelope - Yes, sorry. </ P>
CARLTON: It just sits there with a stamp on it.
HAMILTON: And it slips into the box.
- Hey, Dad, I can explain this... - It's okay, Eric. I know what happened. </ P>
- You - Mandy told me everything? </ P>
Mandy? </ P>
- Hey - Hey, You. </ P>
Hei, itu benar-benar baik untuk melihat Anda.
I'm sorry I'm late, I just want to make sure your father understands everything.
Like me finally.
Mandy tells me you made $ 50,000 playing golf.
Yes.
Why don't you just come to me?
No, I can't come to you It's my fault. I got in the way above my head. </ P>
I let golf get in the way of my class, and I didn't...
Whoa! </ P>
$ 50,000 from golf? </ P>
Maybe the school is on your golf course. </ P>
I mean, that's something to think about. </ P>
Now you should back there.
Unless you plan to look after the ta-bag people.
Mandy, on the other hand...
He is a guard. </ p >
- I'll see you at 18 - Alright, Daddy.
Wait, Mandy, wait.
Come on, take your picture or lose a hole, Erica.
(exclaim)
- Served - Psych.
- You need to go - No, I have to say this first. Okay? </ P>
I'm sorry. </ P>
I'm sorry I didn't realize how stupid I am. </ P>
I'm sorry when you gave up on me
in order for me to find out that I can't give up on you.
All this means now.
breasts, golf games, no one of them means something
unless I know that we still have shots.
Nothing is important unless I know I didn't lose you.
Eric, Anda tidak pernah kehilangan saya.
This is going to take more than a set of boobs comes between us.
(SECOND LAUGHING)
We can talk later.
First, you need to get out there
and show them slimeballs how real men play golf.
(exciting)
- Everything all right - Everything is perfect?
- Ready to finish this - Hell huh.
Let's do it.
Bore I'm dead.
(cheering)
Yes! Extraordinary. Yes! </ P>
Oh God! </ P>
(ALL cheering)
(firing)
Fuck, fuck, make love, make love...
That's the prediction you dare to make before really don't pan out for you, do it, Steph?
My Bite.
And we are bound here, at, 18th
while everyone waits patiently for their favorite freak.
What do you think?
right a little to the left, somewhat uphill.
Alright, you have this, man Sink and we win.
(ALL cheering)
Yes!
- You do it /> - We did it...
- Thank you, Father - That is a good one ..
(chattering is unclear)
- You guys, wow! . Super duper - super duper. </ P>
Just want you to know,
You don't think we really will respect our little agreement, right?
- You are looking after those titties - And we will still destroy PAHR...
Good game, colleagues. Nice. (Ouch)
- Contact us - 1-800-NuBOOBS. </ P>
(HORN horn)
Quiet, human, that's cool.
I like your line.
- Still looking for investors - Yes?.
- But last time, you said... - Yeah, I know about the last time.
And I'm sure that will never happen again, right?
- No, no - My people. </ P>
And Mark is my person here. </ P>
Not only that, but homeboy can bust hell poetry. </ P>
Jiggly titties, you have those jiggly titties. </ P>
- Stupid - Okay.
No, seriously, dog. Whatever you need, it's closed. Agreement? </ P>
Agreement. </ P>
(Whispering)
- People there - Yes. </ P>
None problem, man. I have you. </ P>
Hei, rekan-rekan.
- Okay, I have to go - Do you have work done?
See you tomorrow morning first, Documents.
HAMILTON: Serpentine, serpentin CARLTON: I chose Obama...
Oh, God There is a girl of my dreams, there. </ P>
, E-dog, watching me work my magic.
(exciting)
Stupid.
Alright, let's hear for Eric and Tyler, everyone.
(ALL cheering)
If a double PAHR Cup counter-balance chest teeth for men can improve my swing,
imagine what you can do for you.
Get your set on PAHR.com today. </ P>
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But you are concerned about long recovery times mix with your active lifestyle ?
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We have new technology, we have a patented procedure,
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But I have great golf in two days. </ P>
- Can I play after the procedure - Of course you will? </ P>
Yay! </ P>
- Can you even help someone like me - You are sure we can. </ P>
Wow! Boobies! </ P>
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- Knockers, jugs, ta-bags - Knobs, funbags, milk carts. </ P>
- Dirty pillows, horns - Melons, bazongas. </ P>
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(PLAYING live music)