Come on, Pa. We have been here for three hours.
We don't even know where it goes.
He is at least 12 meters...
... because I've seen it.
No, I won't go from here without it.
And I'm cold.
Shh... shut up!
Come on, man. Can we pull over?
- I dying of urine. - Just pee from the side of the boat.
- Come on. - We can't go to the edge.
Damn it.
Jesus.
Oh, come on, man. I can't pee like this.
- Why can't it? - Yes, it's weird to urinate...
... while you sit there.
Just piss it off!
Listen? Don't mind what I say, like "Shut up, Ainsley!" or "You're weird, Ainsley."...
... or "Why can't you exceed your sister, Ainsley?"
I said shut up, you slide!
See? Look at this?
Damn.
- What did you say, son? - There is no.
Don't make me throw you into the swamp now.
Yes, you...
Jesus Christ!
Jesus, son! Why?
He tried to bite my anu.
You let him escape, idiot!
So what should I do?
Can only scream!
Can we pull over so that I can resolve my dating?
God!
Don't be long!
You weird bastard! Just urinate a lot of behavior.
Oh shit.
Don't move, Ainsley.
I think he's back.
Good, what should I do?
Don't speak out.
Stay there.
Oh.
Pa?
Did you get it?
Pa?
Maybe we can go home now?
Pa!
Pa? Pa?
Oh! Pa!
Come on!
Come here, bitch!
I will kill you!
Oh God!
Pain!
Oh God! Help me!
Everything has been said before.
Nothing left to say anymore.
When it's all the same.
You can ask for it by name.
Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party.
Sex sex and don't forget the violence.
Blah blah blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely.
Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing along.
Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party.
Sex sex and don't forget the violence.
Blah blah blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely.
Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing.
Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit?
Stand stand up and admit tomorrow is never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
- Do we get it? - No.
- Do we want it? - Yeah.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit, and now it's you-know-who.
I got the you-know-what, you can stick it you-know-where.
You know why, you don't care, now it's you-know-who.
I got the you-know-what, you can stick it you-know-where.
You know why, you don't care, now it's you-know-who.
I got the you-know-what, you can stick it you-know-where.
You know why, you don't care, now it's you-know-who.
I got the you-know-what, you can stick it you-know-where.
You know why, you don't care, yeah.
So let.
Us.
Entertain you.
So let.
Us.
Entertain you.
- Everybody sing along. - So let.
Us.
Entertain you.
- Everybody sing along. - So let.
Us.
- Entertain you. - Blah blah blah blah.
Everybody sing along.
I need beads.
Cheer up, man. This is Mardi Gras!
- This is fun! - I have business.
Oh! Oh! Oh! That, that, that.
Look at that! Oh! Look at that breast.
Hey!
For something new, right?
Have you not been satisfied with seeing breasts?
I don't want this. I... I'm better at home.
What, so you can sit in your room and cry over Heather?
- Christine. - Ben, man, we're here...
... for fun. You? You're excited.
There's something fun around you. Stop standing there like a bitch.
How is this fun? This place is disgusting.
Our hotel room is like a smell sperm, man.
Everyone just gets drunk and is looking for a fight.
You! You vomited six times yesterday. How do you do this?
You are here only and have fun, huh?
- I'll go see something. - What, alone?
Dewitt and Robinson told me about a ghost swamp tour...
... they did last year. They say it's amazing.
There you will see a floating light and the like on the water.
Only...
You want to leave all this...
... for the sake of seeing some light damn it in swamps?
You don't need to come with me, Marcus.
Listen, I'll meet you at the hotel later.
cool.
- Ben, wait, wait, man. - No, Marcus, no.
- Go hang out with... - No, I come with you. That is cool.
Thank you, man. Bro, you must be very scared to do this.
Looks like I prefer skin my own cock.
- Right. This is official. - This is it.
There's no cheap girl anymore.
Close.
No, it's impossible to close.
But the reality is closed. There is a big "Closed" sign.
And this... you knocked it.
Alright. This sucks.
No, this isn't annoying. This will be cool.
- For you because you're annoying. - Shut up.
I just said.
What do you want?
Uh...
We want to go on a tour ghost swamp.
I'm not on tour tonight.
I'm not allowed to do that.
Oh, it's just that our friends we say...
... that you did this one year ago.
I can't do the tour tonight.
Insurance is too high...
... after what happened.
- Too bad. Let's go back. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Uh... what happened?
Oh...
You don't want to know.
I want to know.
There we go.
I have a group of tours...
... to the swamp when...
... last Halloween party.
There is night fog.
- Yes? - And there is this child...
He looks rather like you.
He is haunted by something in the swamp.
He saw a pair of eyes staring at him from the forest.
He is sweating coldly.
He wants to grab the boat hastily...
... and he swung...
... feet above the edge.
- He... - Did he fall?
- Is a crocodile eating it? - What happened?
He slipped,...
... his head hit...
... right on the roof...
... and sued me because of his carelessness.
- That bastard! - That is all?
Try Marie Laveau.
- Sorry? - Two blocks east...
... on Olive Street. But don't say I told you.
I have to take care of my chest.
Be careful walking on my sidewalk!
- Whoa, whoa, come on, man. Wait. - What?
Someone died there, right?
A nice party, something very bad.
- Wait, Ben! - Come on.
This is very lame. How will this help you get more from him?
Marcus, this whole scene, it's just...
... every time I see a sexy girl who is half naked...
... reminds me of Christine, Understand?
It could be that the door was banged on by Bulkowski's man.
In our living room, bow down in the loveseat...
... which my mother bought for her.
What happens to dating a normal man?
The man has a neck the size of a truck.
And the ears are as big as a cauliflower. That's weird.
- Will he wrestle with him? - Alright, stop it, stop it!
Alright, never mind.
- I don't want to discuss Bulkowski. - Neither do I.
- I understand. - Come on. This will be fun.
Looks like there will be no cheap girl in the swamp.
- I don't need all this. - This will be fun.
- Fun like crabs. - Yes, you will know.
The maid is from Fezziwig, man.
You do it.
I didn't know he had bed bugs in his pubic hair.
He scratched it all night long.
What do you mean you don't know? You don't want to associate itchy women.
- Everyone knows that. - He said it was a reaction...
... from the fabric softener, understand?
Understand? I see it. I asked him.
- Fabric softener! - Look at you, Mr. Big Shot.
"Everyone knows that." When was the last time you made love?
- I made love to all... - Shut up!
Woman.
This is really fun.
Whoo-ooh!
- Whoa. - That is good. Nice.
Uh...
Show us a kiss.
Oh yeah. Yes, you like it.
You want it. You need it.
Oh... oh damn. I... I have to change the battery.
God, brush your teeth a lot.
- Lick me, bitch. - No, thank you.
I don't want my tongue to get syphilis.
You're the syphilis, Mrs. Big mouth.
- Good, even that doesn't make sense. - Lick Me.
Misty, Jenna, you can continue for a few more hours, huh?
Seriously, Doug. I can't work with this.
I'm a professional actress. I went to NYU.
What's funny?
I think anyone ever heard that.
- New York University? - Never heard.
Nobody wants to be in trouble.
Hmm. I mean, I want you to show love, can you?
- Good. - I want to feel passion, can I?
We repeat.
- Alright. - I want to feel passion.
And we repeat.
Alright, you guys are sensual.
Ooh.
You feel funny.
- You are curious. - Hmm.
You hit.
Rawr!
Who is ready to do a scary thing, huh?
Ha ha ha!
Night will arrive soon.
Damned spirits will rise!
Let our souls always move, my friends!
What can I do for you ?
Did you take a tour of the ghost swamp?
Why do I have to tour to ghost swamps...
Real direct ghost.
It's a terrible story...
... and the fact that the place is still damned by...
... the curse of Voodoo.
I hate you.
- Oh! Hey. - What?
Depart now, 40 per person.
- $ 40? - Yes.
- Alright. - Can you pay for me?
- Why, you don't have money? - No, I just don't want to pay for this nonsense.
- Alright, lady. Step right. - I know, honey.
- Hello. - Hi.
Hello. How are you?
Oh, hey.
Do you mind if I sit here?
- Just go ahead. - Oh.
Step right!
- Hello. - Hey.
Oh, hi.
Can I see the recording?
Uh, so I guess I'm sitting here.
I'm Ben.
- Marybeth. - Marybeth.
A good name.
Because it's actually two names, do you know?
Most people only have one and it is rather boring.
Ben.
But Marybeth, that...
You know, it's Mary and Beth.
The jacket is good.
So, do you have animals pets or...
Do you enjoy Mardi Gras?
- Yep. - Can't find someone...
... who dares to do a tour haunts you, huh?
- No. - Well.
Good. Some of my friends go home...
Listen, I'm sorry.
I have come for this tour not hope that is possible...
... I can meet you.
If you don't mind, I just want to sit and look out of this window...
... and got $ 30 worth, huh?
Hey, what the heck?
Okay, guys!
I'm your tour guide, Shawn.
- Sit calm and get ready to enjoy... - Uh, dawg, you don't need to be.
This is like the size of a MINI Cooper.
Ha ha.
Like the MINI Cooper Limo, you know what I mean, right?
That's what I'm talking about.
- I... - I...
- Oh no, you... - You... we...
It's funny when we do that.
- I'm Marcus. - Jenna.
Hello. Jim Permatteo.
And this is my wife, Shannon.
- How are you? - Doug Shapiro.
- Nice to meet you. - The camera is good.
Create a movie?
Yes.
Do you know, honey?
We have a director ourselves here.
Very interesting.
What kind of film is that?
Have you heard of "Bayou Beavers"?
- Sure! Not. - Not.
Fine, everyone! If you look to the right side,...
... you will see the tomb of the legendary number one St. Louis.
Uh, it was founded in 1789.
Here is a resting place...
... the first mayor of New Orleans is black, Ernest Morial.
This is also believed to be the place for funeral...
... the famous voodoo queen, Marie Laveau.
Yes, sir.
Now, you guys tell us why we buried the bodies on the ground?
Now, that's all because of the curse voodoo airing here.
Dead people tend to get up from the ground.
So we cement it in instead.
Shawn, sorry, but we heard...
... that your reason for burying them above the ground because of the water level.
- Oh-ho, no. - It is true.
The water level is so high that sometimes things are in the ground...
... will rise again to the surface.
No, that's not true.
- But we heard... - I said, no!
Come on, come on, come on.
Uh, time is valuable.
Everyone gets on board.
Scare Bus to Scare Boat. Everything.
Be careful, honey.
Come on, come on.
Hey, there, they're there, come on. Don't waste time.
- Alright. - Something must be done quickly.
That's right. It is true.
Come on, come on, come here.
Yes, fast, fast.
Alright.
Yes.
Dude!
Is that the boat?
All right, come on, uh... Show something, girls.
- Huh? - Whoo!
Well, you guys are ridiculous, you are tough,...
... you are funny,...
... you have a secret.
Oh, now, come on, honey.
Good. Everything is on board.
Yes, uh... alright, it's time to leave.
Hey! Which is there!
Hello!
Mr. Shawn, I think the man tried to talk to you.
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey! Where are you going?
- What did he say? - Oh, uh, that guy, uh...
Don't mind him. That's just Jack Cracker.
Jack Cracker?
Yeah, yeah... One of the local crocodile hunters.
Only, uh... Sit there, yell at something.
Eh... Have your own urine. He, uh... You know... Cracker.
Aw, come on.
This swamp is closed!
Hey! This swamp is haunted!
Victor Crowley!
What did he say?
Good, good, good, it's time we left.
Everything is waving, Daah-Daah to Jack.
Daah!
Daah, Mr. Cracker! Daah!
Daah!
Daah-Daah!
You will die.
Oh. Oh yeah.
Remember, you don't need to keep...
... all your fingers and the toes of the ship.
Just what you want to keep.
That's right.
There are large crocodiles in these waters.
Hey, now, pay attention, everyone. On the left you will see something...
... which you don't see every day, but I do.
Real pine trees.
Now, hey, what did the Spanish moss say to the fir?
"Mind if I hang around?"
You know, sometimes I tell you the joke is in Español.
Hey, isn't fir...
... Louisiana country tree?
- Yes, I'm sure it's certain. - Yes, since 1963, fir was bald.
Oh-ho now, is only one guide...
... on this boat now.
Now we will move to the swamp section with scary ghosts, all of them.
Now I hope everything will be more passionate...
... or you leave the ship.
Right now in Mississippi Bayou.
Hundreds of fishermen and old pirates...
... have lost their lives.
And if we are lucky, we might be able to see their spirits...
... floating above the waters where they die.
Now you have to be very...
- This is a blow. - Come on, man.
Just calm down. This is fun.
Fun like a penis pouch.
It blows like hell. The only thing that is scary...
... is Uncle Remus meeting Bruce Lee.
I feel like I'm joining "Song of the South" or something.
How is your new girl here, huh?
She's fine.
But I don't think I can ass on this stupid boat.
Good, then prepare death seduction, to arrange it later.
Like you and him?
"The jacket is good."
- That's classic. - Yes.
Classic because...
- I have nothing. - Right.
Now, uh, appears, you see an old house...
... with a warehouse behind it. That's where...
... home to the real legend Louisiana is famous.
Victor Crowley. Hatchetface (ax face).
Now the legend is, uh...
He's a disabled man who has a crazy father...
... and hit his face with an ax one night.
Maybe it's because of him, uh...
... very, uh, ugly or whatever.
Eh... After all, he's dead.
And according to the story...
... if you are near the old house Crowley late at night,...
... you will hear Victor Crowley crying for his father.
Daddy!
Did you hear that?
Hmm.
Daddy!
I heard that again.
That's not a story.
That's the point.
It's not even home.
Christ, can you let me do my work?
Are you trying to withdraw?
I'm very scared to do this.
- Your friendship should be in high school. - What?
- That's a classic because of that chatter... - You're late.
- Why? - Are you still in classics?
You are ready to see something...
... which is very scary? Hah? Are you ready?
Who is ready, says... "Oh, yes!"
Okay, I'll do it anyway. There we go.
Okay, guys. I will turn the lights off briefly.
And once your eyes adjust, you will see...
... some ghost light hovers over the water.
Right direction on Kwaj island.
- I didn't see anything. - Uh, wait until your eyes adjust.
Already adjusted. There is nothing there.
Hey, can we turn on the lights again? You messed up all my camera shots.
Jim, look, I think I saw something.
That's right!
Yes, you see? Not one, but two ghosts.
See? I say!
Isn't that just a chemical reaction from water and gas?
No, no, no, bro. That's a ghost! See!
Well, Bro. They are swamp steam. I've seen it on TV.
Damn, man, why did you come here? They are ghosts!
Oh, you're right.
Except, no.
Damn it.
Now, uh, that's the place where Captain John Donovan...
... said it was buried along with luggage full of treasure.
According to legend even though he left two of his men behind to look after him,...
... but he cut their legs so they can't escape.
That's a stupid story.
Good.
Look! Jim!
- Did you see that? - Yes.
- What is that? - Oh! It could be...
... one active spirit again.
Sometimes we get after rain. Oh-ho-ho!
This is scary, right, guys? Ha ha ha!
Good, perfect. Perfect.
Hey, who wants to be a Halloween video?
Come on, girls.
Whoo-ooh!
Well, whoo you are not at this time.
- Oh Yes? Your nipples are mute. - Oh!
This is really cool.
Cold.
Don't talk much, huh?
I'm not here to find a girlfriend.
Right.
Must be local.
I don't know if the locals do this tour...
- We don't. - No, of course.
Yes. Not.
Yes, really I won't do this normally well.
It's just... My campus friends...
... told me about this, said it was cool, so...
I thought about it, you know?
Observing the swamp, enjoying the activity.
I want to be honest with you now.
I, uh, just decided my girlfriend who has been eight years...
... and uh, my friends told me to come here so that I don't get upset.
But you know, I...
We're dating since seventh grade May Dance.
And...
You know, he told me that he needed "Space".
What does that mean in women's language?
"Space" Whatever.
Eliminate my mind from that.
Just relax.
Jesus!
- What's wrong? - Oh, we just, uh...
Trapped.
- Trapped? What happened? - Oh, stuck in a rock or something.
I don't know.
Uh, come here, hold on to me.
Here, help me push the boat.
Is this part of each tour?
Calm down. All of this is fine.
Oh!
- Oh God! My hair! - All of this is part of the tour.
All of this is part of the tour!
Damn it!
- Who will you call? Father? - Shut up, you disgusting bitch!
I will call the police and they will send someone.
- Who? - Cop! Duh!
Will the police send a Cop?
- They are the same! - No, not the same!
- There is a difference! - Noah-uh!
- Yes-huh! - Whoa whoa! Woman, woman!
We're not stuck. No need to call people.
Marcus! Somewhat rather, can I?
This sucks!
My hair!
They are half our age...
... and they keep complaining, every one of them.
You just sit quietly!
Isn't it very familiar with your stories, huh?
Shawn, how many times have you done this tour?
Oh, uh... uh, often!
Oh, Jim, this is something good. How-do-you-do.
Ooh! My legs are wet!
- Do we sink? - No, no!
No, we don't drown!
It is clearly seen to be sinking.
Everyone, calm down!
We can walk to the edge of the tree.
Maybe there is a road or telephone or something.
Oh, in the middle of nowhere like this?
Yes, we cannot continue here.
No, no, no, no, Jim. I think we should stay here...
... and waiting for help.
There is another boat tour that immediately arrives, right?
Probably not.
This is, uh, the rain is very bad.
Honey, we can walk across this tree...
... to the edge.
No, no. That... it's dangerous.
Damn, I can be on the pole!
Don't do it... don't!
This. Look at me.
- Where did he go? - Oh! No... oh!
- Jim, wait! - Whoa whoa whoa!
It's okay, don't worry.
darling! Come back here!
Good, it's a bit slippery, then watch your steps.
But I think...
Ah!
Ah! Somebody help me!
- He bit my leg! - Do something! Do something!
Oh! Oh! Oh, God! He bit my leg!
Bring him to the edge!
With the blood in the water, the whole place will be a bustle of food!
Move!
Come on, everyone gets out of the ship. It will sink.
Not at all! I won't be there!
Oh, you have to go there.
- Jim! You are okay? - She is fine! She is fine!
Put your weight on your left... Place your weight on your left foot.
- Yes! - Jim!
Come on!
We all go down!
No, don't cry. Do not worry. It is okay. Yes? Come on, I'm with you.
Shh. Don't worry, don't worry. Come on
Follow me like this.
- The tree is there! - Come on! Stand up!
I can't.
Honey, you have to stand up. It is safer to stand.
I don't want to.
Hey, man...
Come on, I'm with you.
- Stand up! - I can not!
Misty! Look at me! Look at me!
You will be fine! Just walk!
Come on, I'm with you.
Come on! Street! We don't have time!
Move!
Come on! Fast!
Oh!
Come on, get out of the water! Get out of the water!
- Fast! - Come on! Come on!
My camera!
Oh. Oh. Oh.
What is that?
- Come on! - Swim!
- Good trip, son of a bitch! - Hey, fuck you!
Woi, we have to get out of this forest.
Crocodiles can walk on land too. Come on!
But my hat!
It's okay, honey!
Stop! Stop!
Slow down!
Don't hurt yourself.
Oh oh! Be careful, be careful!
- Right here. - Ow! Ow!
Come on, man. Oh, God!
Does anyone want to tell me what is happening?
Does anyone want to explain why is Janie carrying a gun?
Yes, why did you bring a gun?
Oh! And why do I have to tell you?
Huh?
Good! Well! Hear!
I'll be honest!
I just moved here from Detroit!
My brother here is linking me with this tourist show,...
... he said I could make a ton of dough, so I said I would try it!
How many times have you toured?
More importantly, how many ships have you steering?
Listen, I only did one night on an overnight tour.
And... and this one, here, tonight, is that clear?
Last night the ship didn't sink!
I can't believe this.
What does he carry a gun for?
- That's what I want to know! - Because I'm looking for another boat, clear?
Because my father and brother went out hunting in this river...
... two nights ago and they never returned.
The police said they might get lost or something somewhere,...
... but I know that's not what happened.
Because of that you're on a ghost tour?
How does that make sense?
30 $ to ride this damn boat is much cheaper...
... rather than buying your own boat, right?
That still doesn't explain the gun!
Yes and why the ticket is only 30 $.
I have a gun because this forest is not safe.
After all, this only saves his life.
Stop it!
My husband needs help!
Listen, we have to find help and we have to get out of this forest.
Who made you a leader?
We must ask for help and stay here.
There is no signal! Lord, I hate the south!
- We don't have to move it now. - We have to move it!
She's bleeding quite badly. We can't take it along the way.
If we don't get out of this forest now,...
... we will all die.
What are you talking about?
This is the forest.
- Whose forest? - Victor Crowley.
Enough with the stories already, huh?
You don't even know where you are.
- I told you... - All right, shut up?
You're not even from here.
Where are we?
It's hard to believe.
Victor Crowley was born handicapped terrible.
His father hid it in his house...
... which no one can see.
They lived like that for years,...
... just taking care of themselves yourself.
Victor died of fear made by other children.
They bothered him and tortured him like the children did.
They are so cruel.
And then, a few years then on Halloween night,...
... some teenagers came to his house.
And they are trying to see themselves,...
... trying to scare him to get out of the house.
Mr. Crowley arrived at home and he tried and tried...
... to enter inside, but the door is burning.
He heard Victor shouting inside,...
... but he can't enter.
So he ran to pick up the ax...
... and he began to walk the door.
But Victor instead pressed the door...
... against the direction, trying to get out.
And it was an accident.
But he hit him on the face with that ax.
And poor Victor Crowley dies.
The old man became a hermit after that.
He never left his house.
Just sitting there for almost 10 years...
... before the end of his life because of a broken heart.
And since then, people have begun to disappear in the swamp.
All locals and hunters say if you are near...
... Crowley's house at night,...
... you can still hear Victor Crowley...
... crying for his father in the forest.
They said he came back.
He wanders swamps at night...
... with the ax slashed his face.
All of this part of the illegal river is included.
It's been years. That's why there are no other tour boats.
And that's why he brought our this way...
... so that he won't be caught running his fake business.
That's why I joined.
To find your father?
And my brother.
They started going down this way to hunt crocodiles last week.
They think that in this closed swamp you can catch more by boat.
And I told them, no!
So do you think ghosts that prey on your family?
Okay, that's... that's a stupid thing!
I mean, look around. There is no one in this forest.
Yes, there is.
They might be stuck like we do...
... and have to take long journey.
You know, now, they might be sitting on Denny or something.
The moon above my Hammy, yo.
Besides that, now we're close to Crowley's house.
Okay, I told you, the house is above the river bank,...
... more than two miles.
- That's not home! - How do you know?
Because of that...
Look, I'm saying what is actually to you, huh?
I don't care if I believe or not.
You really started to mess with me, right?
- I just want to go home! - Tell me this is part of the tour.
Oh, yes. I drown the boat every night.
This is fun.
I want my money back.
Okay, yes, there are...
Road around here or something.
Oh, shit.
I don't want to go that way. I won't be there!
If it is indeed the fastest way, then that is the path we are going through.
Why don't you just keep your story for yourself, huh?
We are not in trouble enough,...
... but should you scare everyone too?
I tried to help you. You have to know the truth.
- Bullshit! - Alright, alright, alright.
Only... you come here help I brought it, huh?
Come on.
Right on my shoulder.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Be careful, be careful. Easy, easy.
- Are you behind? - Yes, yes.
I'm here, Jim.
Alright, everything will be fine.
Listen, we will get help and we will all go home.
Keep close to me.
Are you really afraid of that story, huh?
I mean, listen, it's just a myth. Everyone has em...
- Big feet, Loch Ness Monster... - Please shut up!
Good.
I can't believe I'm here...
In swamps.
I'm sure Julia Robert doesn't need to do this before she gets "Mystic Pizza".
Do you believe Victor's story?
Oh, not at all.
I don't believe there are people around here.
I mean, these people sleep exclusively with their own families.
Yo.
Why does the Cracker come back there with honey...
... and two brothers must bring the dude hurt?
I'm very sorry. I never meant for all of these events.
I just want to get a way.
If not, I whip your ass.
Jim, how are you doing, baby?
I'm cold.
It hurts like a child... God!
How far is it past the house?
I don't know... A few miles.
A few miles!
Are you kidding me?
Daddy!
- Are you... - Shh!
Daddy!
I want to go home.
Oh! Oh!
You're all a bunch of cowards!
Is there someone at home?
Someone help us!
We need help!
Please, stop!
We shouldn't go through this road. We have to go back.
And where to go, back in the water?
Please, stop!
We must stay united! We must stop it!
Come on! You... You can't take it alone!
I'm here, baby. Everything will be alright.
We don't need crazy people,...
... cowardly people!
Stop! We must stay united!
Everything will be fine.
We have a good God with us, baby.
A good God will protect us.
No! Not!
Oh God!
- Oh God! - Come on!
No!
Help me! Help me!
This is me! This is me! This is me!
- Where is everyone? - I do not know.
We are here. What is wrong?
They both died.
But I shot him.
Did you shoot him? But I think he is a ghost.
You can't shoot ghosts! Can you shoot ghosts?
- Did you kill him? - I have no idea!
- He fell. - God, this is not happening!
Where is Marcus?
Up here!
Come on, come down!
No. Not at all! Not at all. I stay here.
This is bullshit, man! It's messed up!
What can you see from up there?
I can see there is nothing dead human elephant came to me.
Come on. Did you see the road? Light?
Anything?
I think I saw the city center, but I don't know.
How far? Which direction
That way.
But it's far, too far.
All right, fine, you see the road or car or something?
What is nonsense, man. It's dark, it's wet...
... and I can't see anything!
Wait, where is Shapiro?
Doug! Hey, Shapiro! Where are you?
- Don't make a fuss! - We have to keep moving.
We can't leave he's here!
Then why don't you run and go find him?
- That means. - Try your call.
- I dropped it. - Did you eliminate it?
- Longor! - Shut up, whore!
Enough! He can't go far, understand?
- Let's go! - Alright, Marcus, come on! Let's go!
Not at all. No, I'm still here.
No... No need to panic, huh?
Get off! We must seek help.
Yes. We will send someone tomorrow.
- Let's go. - Wait! Wait! Hold it, hold it!
I'm coming along. God damn it!
I'm not even supposed to be here now, man.
I should have seen some twin mountains, man.
What is wrong with us?
Damn. How do I stand in this damn tree?
Good.
Damn, I got a branch in my throat.
This is bullshit!
Damn.
If you shoot him, aren't we safe now?
Maybe he's not a ghost. Maybe... maybe he's just someone...
... crazy entangled in a remote hickey...
... who, likes, takes pictures and kills.
Yes and now he's dead because he shot him.
Make your own theory. God!
This is a remote hick, huh?
Who said it was not a child spoiled from a naughty little town...
... who went crazy after doing a softcore porn to return to their parents?
Good, for your information,...
... I'm from the valley, not the city.
Victor Crowley is real!
My mother always says sometimes...
... if someone dies traumatically,...
... then they... their spirits...
... it could have been roaming the night the day they died.
Like an evil spirit? Like a ghost that physically can move things?
No. Like a ghost that can tear someone to pieces...
... right in front of you.
Dude, I just want to get out of this damn place!
Do you know what, Jackie Tucker? Your tour sucks my ass!
- What are you calling me? - You hear me!
- Never mind. - Say it again!
I will say that all night, you fake Jackie Chan Chris Tucker!
- I heard a little Emeril, you're confused about... - Why don't you solve my case, bastard?
That's an accident, for God's sake!
OK, listen.
I will be completely and honest with you.
- I like it... oh damn it! - What? What?
Listen! Already! Already!
Hey, never mind!
Damn it!
- Stop! Stop, stop. - This is not my fault, huh?
- Oh, really? - Surely! What, you think...
... I really believe this damn ghost story?
I believe now! Do you see the damn thing back there?
Woi! Woi!
I'm sure this indicates Shapiro is here.
Very genius!
You know the vibrator goes to the place is not your ear, right?
Hey, why don't you suck again banana your father, bitch?
- I'll do it after you're done. - Well.
Good.
Okay, does anyone have a fountain?
What are you doing?
I'll show you.
Searching for this.
What else are we doing here?
- "Samuel M. Barrat"? - What is that?
- Shapiro... this is the SIM. - What?
I don't know. Credit card... Samuel M. Barrat.
10 $, condoms, business cards.
There are two sets here.
Samuel M. Barrat, Whitman Diagnostic.
Senior Marketing Manager.
Doug Shapiro, Producer Director.
Fuck!
I fly all the way here from New York and him...
So he really doesn't work for "Bayou Beavers"?
I don't think so.
He pretended to be a producer to get his own small collection.
- Good idea. - Obscene!
Why are all people brainless?
I can't believe it I'm stuck in this nonsense.
Now three times.
Good, whoa whoa.
Anything else that has a secret?
Because if I know someone is lying again,...
... I swear I will kill you myself.
I really didn't go to NYU.
That's my first choice, but I can't enter...
So I went to Hofstra.
We don't have time for this.
I moved to Hollywood next month to become famous.
And now I will die with all of you bastards!
Listen, we shoot him, huh?
No one will die.
Will someone silence him?
- He is still alive. - No, he looks dead.
Not him... Crowley.
But you only shot it once, right?
Maybe you should shoot him several times,...
... whether four or six times. Maybe you should shoot him six times!
I want to keep moving. Can we keep moving? I don't want to stay here!
We have to stay where we can see the river.
So we won't lose many people.
Shh!
- Did you hear that? - What?
Around here.
- What is that? - That's...
My cellphone!
♪ I don't want to wait ♪
♪ For our lives to be over ♪
♪ I want to know right now... ♪
We have a signal.
- Oh, no. - No, no, no, this is good.
- We can ask for help. - Not!
Damn it! We just go in a big circle !
- I think you know the way around here. - Oh! Damn tour guide raving!
Hey, I don't want to hit you, but you made...
- Close... - Father!
I'll go check the warehouse, see if there is a weapon.
There must be something else to fight.
- No, no, no. You can't go back. - I only have a few bullets left.
- We need something else. - What if he comes back?
Then we don't have much time.
Damn.
Good. Stay here.
cool.
Do you get the signal?
Come on! Appear!
We don't have to stay here. We must keep moving.
Listen, if it rings, there should be a signal!
Eww! Scott Barnes called me?
What? Will you dial?
This won't let me.
Appear! God damn it!
I think he eats these things.
Yes.
Shh shh shh shh! What? What?
No no no no!
No.
That's my father and brother.
No!
Are you sure the number is 9-1-1?
- What's more, stupid? - How can I know?
This is South. Maybe you should type in a different area code.
Oh, God.
What?
Don't move.
I said...
Sorry.
I think we have to run.
What if it's someone and they need help?
Then we will ask sorry later.
I think there are children there.
You're crazy.
If it's a monster, we're dead.
Fuck.
What is that?
Aw, damn, no. I don't want to go there.
What if someone is injured?
If they are still alive, what they do is far better than what we know.
We can't leave someone is here to die.
- Listen, who has a conscience. - Listen, they might need help.
- Why me? - Because you have a flashlight.
Good. I do it.
I will see it.
Let you do it, huh?
I'm a man. I will be there.
I am the only man in this group.
Alright. Yes alright.
Oh, shit!
Don't touch me, man!
Damn it! Well.
Let's see if there is a little baby there.
Hey, baby!
Are you here?
Aw, man, this is just...
Run away!
- Oh God! - Oh, God! Oh, God!
Give...
Oh God. Not! Not!
Victor, no!
No!
Please! Wait! Wait!
Oh! Not! Wait wait wait!
Death, motherfucker!
- No! - Damn it! Ah!
- I think we lost him. - Ow! Wait a minute!
- No! - My leg hurts, I can't run.
- You have to! - What are you doing? Come on!
Shut up, you bitch!
You... hit me!
Yes and if you don't shut up, I'll kick your teeth out!
You're cruel, stupid, prostitutes...
Woi, we don't have time for this!
I just want to make it stop.
- Please, I want to stand up. - We must stay away from that house.
That's not important.
This is raw. He will kill us all.
There must be something that we can do.
He was trapped on the night where he was killed.
He's angry and he's scared.
And he will mutilate anyone who is nearby.
What if he's a human? What if he never dies?
That can't be human.
Oh shit. Woi, the battery will run out.
Alright, come on, let's go.
- Which way? - Um, that way.
Stop! Stop, woi!
Woi, stop!
This is useless. He will come to us forever until we all die.
We can't stop running. What else will we do?
We can hurt him,...
... ghost or not.
Look, you see how fast he fell when I stabbed him in the back.
He fell when you shot him.
I say we fight.
How is it?
Misty, you have a fountain, right?
Oh, you want to fight that monster...
... with my fountain?
Listen, there are some cans of gasoline in the warehouse.
- Contains? - I have no idea. Maybe.
Wait, do you want to go back to the warehouse?
We better stay away from that house, is safer?
If we don't kill him, he will kill us all.
You're crazy!
Ben, you don't know there is gasoline or not, man.
I know it's the best chance than we wander in this forest...
... die one by one!
- No, you're right. - Everything is wet.
- How do we light a fire? - If one of us can be close enough...
... throwing gasoline at him...
We can burn it.
You're all inconsequential. Impossible. I'm not...
- Do you have a better idea? - Not.
Okay, let's do it. How?
Alright.
- Hey, give me some time here. - OK.
Shout if you hear something.
- Alright. - Yes.
- Did you see something? - Not.
Ah!
I'm fine!
Oh!
I don't like this.
- This is too quiet. - Alright, come on.
Let's turn our attention. Hey, motherfucker!
Come on out! We're here!
Yes, get out and get us, Crowley! Where are you?
Come on, you're crazy!
You look like you've been molested by wolves!
Show yourself, you ugly bastard!
Come and get me, Crowley!
What? You're afraid I'll whip your ass again, you little bitch?
Alright, come on! One on one!
Me and you! I will put my feet so far on your ass,...
... you will pull the shoelace out your teeth for a week!
Did you see something?
None.
- Oh, shit! Ben, get out of there! - Ben!
- Fast! Go! - Oh!
Ooh!
Come on!
Yes! burn, bitch!
Really damn it!
- What now? - Come on! Let's go! Come on!
Ben!
Ben! Hey! Look at me!
All of this gives us time. Do not waste. Come on!
This way. There must be a road that leads to the cemetery.
Damn.
here.
Damn.
Good. Let's follow this until we find the open one.
That's...
Thank you, Lord.
He will get me! Go!
There is a gate!
Oh shit!
Damn it! Oh! He holds me!
Ow! Woi!
You will cut me in half!
- That's the only gate. - Aw, damn it!
Return to the forest!
No!
Leave him!
- Run! - Not! Come on!
Ow! Oh!
Come on!
Oh shit! Ow!
Come on!
No.
No!
Marcus! Not!
I can't... I can't go further.
Yes, you can!
Come on!
I think I heard the river. Please, come on.
- No! - We won't die here, you know?
Come on!
Oh God.
No! Not!
No! You will be eaten alive there.
Then where do we go?
- No! - Get away! Run!
Push the pole using your knees!
Come on.
Ah!
I'm with you. I'm with you.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
That's my father's boat.
Come on. Come on
This.
Use this.
Hey. Hey. thanks.
No.
I miss my father...
... and Ainsley.
Listen.
We live.
We are safe.
I know.
No! Come on... Marybeth!
Marybeth!
Yeah.
No.
Bitch bitch bitch.
Sex sex and don't forget.
The violence.
Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, ah.
Yeah.
Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, ah.
Everybody sing along.
Yeah.
No.
Everything has been said before.
Nothing left to say anymore.
When it's all the same.
You can ask for it by name.
No.
Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party.
Sex sex, don't forget the violence.
Blah blah blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit?
Stand up and admit tomorrow is never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
- Do we get it? - No.
- Do we want it? - Yeah.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Babble babble.
Bitch bitch.
Rebel rebel.
Party party.
Sex.
Sex and don't forget.
The violence.
Blah blah blah.
Are you motherfuckers ready.
For the new shit?