- Hello - where are you
- In my car - didn't you pick me up
No, no, father. I shouldn't to pick you up.
Someone from home will take you to the hospital I'll see you in front.
I'm on my way now, and you have to go in a minute
- My lights don't work - What?
Damn the lamp next to my bed You know what the lamp is
Daddy, did you try to switch? What?
Below. Maybe it's on the cable. Look at the cable.
Maybe it was like that It was circling in the cable. Push it with your thumb.
I got it! I understand, baby
Hello.
Who is this? - Daddy, this is Eve, you call me
Are you jealous of your sister?
Daddy, I'm driving downtown.
This is not a question for traffic in the city center.
Come on! Georgia can run Israeli army.
Maddy can't even enter the army
Alright, Daddy.
You're absolutely right, father.
Georgia can run Israeli army.
Hi daddy.
-Hi, Evie. Guess who called me now Who?
- John Wayne just called me - Tell Georgia, tell Maddy.
John Wayne just called you
just called me phone.
John Wayne is dead, father. They think he's dead. They are not sure.
John Wayne is dead. That's why you go to the hospital
You have been confused.
I talked to him on the telephone So he was a republican.
Don't hold it against him. Continue?
I'll see you in 10 minutes, dad.
No surprises Kim spoke
Kim? I'm not going to be on today My father...
What happens now?
I don't know, but I'm worried.
I'll see him in the hospital, so... Is there a message
Call Madge Turner He wants you to move the party to the Nixon library.
What? No no no no. -Yes.
- No, Kim, that's crazy. - Why?
The party is in two weeks. We cannot change locations. Tell him to forget it.
me? I have to tell him? -No, I'll do it
Remind me to contact catering. 500 women come,
and I'm sure half of it lactose intolerant.
I hope you're fine I'd better contact Georgia. He must be curious.
Kim, I'll call you back
Georgia Magazine -How do I talk to Georgia? This is Eve.
- Is he willing to do it? - Hold it. I have your sister
- No, no, not now. -He is behind closed door now
- Libby! Libby! Fast, baby -I'm coming!
I need my bag Thank you.
Night? -Oh, Maddy. Thank you for calling Guess what... -No, I don't want to hear about dad anymore I'm sorry.
I'm too happy Eve, it's very beautiful here.
- This is spiritual. - This is God's country.
- No no No! No, no, no! -Let's begin.
I'm sorry! Oh, my God. He will think I hung up.
Maddy, can you hear me? Maddy? Hello? Hello?
Maddy? Ugh! Maddy!
No surprises Kim speaks
This is me again. Are you positive about this?
- This is just bad news - Yes.
He wants to move it to the Nixon library.
What? They have a party there?
- Where is that? Where am I? -I have no idea.
I'm here, Kim. I can't handle with this now
I'll call you later. Well?
- That's it. Hello dear! - Oh, my God. Daddy?
- Who is there? - Mr. Lou Mozell
-from home movies.
Angie, did I tell you? About when I got a gun from John Wayne?
- No. -Pat and I wrote pictures for him...
- Called Luck Runs Out. - Oh.
He's a very nice guy.
They say that is a very small pecker,
but that doesn't hold it back from a real man.
There is absolutely no to do with it
- Why are we in here? - Because it's the room.
- is there a room service here -No.
- They left a key for the minibar? -No minibar.
Place of birth, Mr. Mozell?
- Uh, Bronx, New York City. -Education?
- Harvard, graduated respectfully -Oh, father!
Summa cum laude.
- Age? - 38.
- 79. - And your wife?
- die - No, no, not dead Not dead. Divorced... Years.
- Evie, where is the poster? - Its over there.
Put it there by dressing table
Yes, please Make sure it's not scratched
- do you want to wake up now -No with you.
- Very funny.
- Cleo, kick him out -I'm not Cleo. I am Dr. Kelly.
Dr. Kelly. Ah, Irishman Republican Army, is it ok? I like 'sassy, doc. How old are you?
Good. What day is the week what is it, Mr. Mozell?
- Fruppsday
- What month? -What month? Kugie-wugie!
Oh! You have to stop that
Ah.
Duke said, "Your mother...
"and father makes a great team."
- Remember, Evie? That is what the duke said. -Mm-hmm.
He told Evie when he was five years old
He shakes hands with him. Said, "Howdy, partner." He laughed.
She's really a lover.
- They say pecker is no bigger than... -Daddy!
Maybe why he likes guns, do you know?
Pecker is a small, big weapon.
- Did you get what I tried to bring out? -Dad, you don't need...
Where is the gun he gave me? Evie, where is the point?
Daddy, he didn't give you a gun, remember?
He gave you a bullet. It's here
- You won't go and leave me here, right? - Only for a little, father.
- At least a week. Mmm-hmm. - A week?
- Evie. - I promise you,
- everything will be fine. - I'm dead when you're not here
It's okay. You have some memory problems They have to run several tests.
Everyone has memory problems.
You can remember it for me. Please!
Don't leave me here.
Can you write a sentence for us, Mr. Mozell?
Leave me alone. Can't you see me enter the conference with my daughter!
This is the questioner, Mr. Mozell.
Ah, sentence! What kind of sentence do you want?
Here. Push it up your schmeer.
Don't go, Evie. I beg you.
Don't go, Evie.
- Are you there? Are you both listening? Mmm-hmm.
- He wrote, "It's too late." What?
He asks him to write a sentence, and that's what he wrote.
Do you believe this Is this scary or what? "Too late."
- My Lord! - What does it mean?
Too late for the test, for help, this is serious. He is confused.
He sits in a wheelchair, and he tells us it's over.
You can! They must adjust the medicine. Do you talk to a doctor?
The doctor is approximately eleven years old.
Obviously not a true doctor Obviously it is a resident.
What should you do? is calling back and asking to talk to the real doctor
I said I wanted Maureen Oriff.
He mentioned Pecker John Wayne again
Is he right That's funny.
He is obsessed with Pecker!
Oh no. I'm not talking to you Sorry.
You're not here
- I'm sorry I can't be there. -Oh, Maddy.
- This is my only holiday -Oh, Maddy! I did not mean it.
We work ten hours a day, five days a week.
-From 52 weeks a year. I want to tell you something. -I know, 52 weeks.
In addition to dialogue, Soap is the closest thing to to the theater on TV today
And the only reason I can leave right now...
Is it because Juliana is supposed to be to be in the Bahamas,
because the boss has an affair with the temp.
Yes. Who is Juliana
Um, my character, Juliana,
who is fully three dimensions, and who is now
is wrestling with a serious identity problem.
Don't you watch my show?
- Did he hang up? Maddy? - You have to take this
I have to go. I love you. Call me every five minutes Good.
Did Maddy hang up? - Hah?
- Did he hang up? - It may be.
He'll be back In some cowboy clothes, talking about fly-fishing
What do you want to bet he'll return with some cowboys?
God! He thinks He is the only one who works. I'm planning this event...
I have passed my eyeball in this fifth anniversary edition.
I know it's pampering myself. I know I know.
But between me and you, Eve,
I don't believe my magazine has been going on all this time.
- Los Angeles woman in trade. - their annual party
I landed it. This will put me company on the map
That's so sweet. Your small company
If you are in business... And you are like that,
You have to shop at Barney's or Saks.
God!
I'm sorry.
Are you alright?
Why do you want to do that? What do you think?
- I'm sorry. - Oh no! What...
- My lights fell. You see what you did -I saw that.
I'm Eve Marks. I am sorry.
Dr. Omar Kunundar. You are not driving well.
Thank you for not screaming.
It's just that I'm very disturbed!
My father, I just put him in the hospital.
I'm very sorry. I hope it's not serious.
- But you can't drive... -I have my card somewhere.
Wait a minute. This is it.
- "There are no surprises." - Party planner.
We do special events. The idea is everything goes smoothly. There are no surprises - I see. - Forgive me.
This isn't actually my first car accident this year.
If my insurance company hears about this, my price will skyrocket.
- They will go up. - I got the word
Do you think we can finish this... personally?
- I can't... - Oh.
I will ask your mother Give it to me.
my mom? Why are you going to talk to my mother Not me even talking to my mother
That's very sad for you You can't live life without your mother
You will get a call. The name is Ogmed Kunundar.
Oh, your mother
He is in Burbank, and he will know this is okay
I'm leaving because I'm late. My child goes home in a minute I'm sorry.
- It's fate, or accident -This is an accident.
- Maybe you'll be surprised. -Yeah, no, no
I hope not.
- Very sorry.
I can't count on you. What good is marriage?
If I can't believe that you will be on time...
For one stupid meeting?
Look at me, ma'am. Look at me.
- Look at me, mama - Eve, not now!
Just forget it! Forget it!
- I can't stand it anymore. - What are you doing?
Daddy! Daddy!
- That's my Evie
That's my cake.
- not so bad - It's not that bad.
- Compared to a pileup, it's not bad -Look, baby
The wheel is good, the headlights are good
- won't crash without damage -And you know what?
I can enter the other side, you see
- Like that. - I can just... Listen.
I don't even think we have to... fix it Because of seeing me. I'm in
So, there are no, uh, whiplash, and you still have your teeth and your lower back?
No, I'm fine. And he only has the main light damage and grill
Mom, how many crackups whether this year?
That's three now.
- Ha ha ha! - What is that?
It's my new laugh. Do you like it? Ha ha ha!
- Fun. Fun. - Ha ha ha! Ha!
- Honey, what are you are on the phone? -Not.
you're talking on the phone.
Hahahaha!
- Let's start calling our legal representatives -They will cancel my insurance?
- Is that a bad thing? -I do not mind getting to that side
The side that looks good as new I understand all of this gorgeous
- a little. Well. -I have to go play with my legos
- Alright, kid. Yes. -Ha ha!
I hope I can't go to jail because I suggest we settle this personally
Is Kim messenger the... yes Good. Nixon library items.
Ooh! Oh! That's my fourth car accident this year
- Jesse! -Jesse, you can't leave things wandering around like that!
- He reminded me of Nixon. - Who?
my father. The same jaw. The same shlumpy shoulder like that.
- Tea? - Not.
Oh, he's dead! Yes? Hello?
Original in English something, right?
- Yeah, daddy, she's Georgie's -Little course.
- Father - Oh, so, not dead
Not funny. That's not funny. God!
Or have you forgotten? It happened here.
- He's dying, Joe.
Whose guess is that.
- He died.
- What? Honey Honey! - Where is it?
- Ow! Ow! -Madu! What are you doing?
- Hello? Who is this? - Weather?
- Oh, God, Maddy, is he dead? - Daddy? Dead?
Seriously There is nothing wrong with daddy
- No.
- Buck can't run
-You where -I am back. What will I do?
- He isn't dead Take him to the hospital. -Who?
- Boyfriend. - How?
In the ambulance. Lord, Maddy!
God! He just moves his feet. Ahh!
He just moved his legs! Oh, Buck, baby!
Sweet, that's great!
I thought I could catch it to the car
Aah! He hung up.
I see that.
Hello?
This is Ogmed Kunundar, Ms. Omar
The light of my child fell.
And the radiator explodes.
The radiator He has ice cream in his bowl.
What did he do with ice cream?
- Now, are you sure -Omar doesn't make errors.
She's a genius. He can repair your ovaries with a laser
Yes. Yes, I'm sure he can. What do I recommend...
About car insurance is quite legal
-Omar said that problem with your father -Yes, my father
- Jesse, come on - Ha ha ha!
Yes. She's been in a hospital for a week Very sad.
We got the results today.
-And don't see your mother -Uh, alright...
Will you excuse me? one second? Hello?
Evie? -Dad, I'm on another line. I have to call you back.
- No room service - No. You are in the hospital.
- I want Chinese people Shrimp! - Okay, okay. Aah!
- Hello?
No!
- So, how much does he claim radiator will cost? -I do not know!
- OK. - I lost him Call father
And now I'm sure he nailed us with a giant bill
What does he want?
Chinese food. He wants Chinese food.
How can a man be? which can hardly recognize own pants...
Can you remember his daughter phone number?
That is one of life big mysteries
- You shouldn't do it Talk to him -I have to.
- Why? - I don't know Oh, Joe, Joe. Don't go
- don't go I hate when you leave. -I should.
I do interviews every three weeks You know this.
I feel like the actress in the 50's movie. "Don't go! Don't go!"
But the husband left, and the plane crashed.
It's just that he didn't know it because he was so busy...
Prepare the reunion dinner or play with the toddler.
Until the phone rings. My plane didn't go crashing.
- Listen, listen, listen! - What?
- My plane will not fall. -Okay, Joe.
Good. Well. I have to pack now.
Mmm, Joe.
- What's the name? What name is that -Janet Leigh?
Blond. A little bland. Lord, I don't remember.
There will be a TV program for people like me called...
"That person's name You already know."
- Teresa Wright -No no. Not Teresa Wright.
Dirt.
I prefer hamburgers, is it at 21 in New York City,
or Carl's Jr. In Orange County.
There's nothing better, in my opinion, than charcoal grilled hamburgers
It's amazing, Madge. Very.
- This, uh, is fantastic - I know you will think so.
- You can ask him nothing. -Please do it.
Entertainer Elvis.
People say that because that's the truth found that he had used drugs,
Therefore he can't a good example
They ignore the fact that he never used drugs.
It's always illegal drugs prescribed by the doctor.
- do you want to step like this? -Oh of course.
- What about hamburgers? hor d'oeuvres? - Come on, Kim.
- From Carl's Jr., it's very good... -I bet Julie and Tricia love this
How not? Here, their father lives forever
I've studied on the floor Planned, but I'm not ready For...
- They are actually there are parties here -All the time.
- Tell him. - Thank you.
- Our speaker was canceled - Oh. Oh.
Now, you are a great group. I'm sure we can get someone to pinch-hit
But they will have to be dynamic, inspiring, brilliant...
- We were thinking from your sister -Brother my daughter?
- Uh huh. We want Georgia.
- Excuse me. Hello. Can you get me Georgia Magazine
Now is not the right time. My father. Sorry.
- Is Georgia there? - No, no. Georgia is not here
Everyone is fascinated by it.
This is his father. Of course he was fascinated by him
Georgia takes nonsense and makes gold come out from there. He is fantastic.
- Okay, dad, I'll call you back. OK? Goodbye -I mean, he took...
Alright. Yes. Where are we? My mind is empty.
Georgia, your sis... Georgia.
Thank you, Kim.
I'm very sorry, but he's flooded.
He put it out the fifth anniversary edition of the magazine.
And of course I think she's amazing because she's my sister
- And I love him, but not really wants it, right? -Right.
- Okay, I'll... I'll try it. -You got it
- Kim, do you want to try and? get Georgia on the phone -call him?
Yes. Only one second - Hi daddy. - Hiya, honey Remember this... This song?
Yeah, kinda.
- Look at that. - What time is it now?
That's, uh, 1:25. Look what I have.
- You have Chinese Good! -Yes!
Do you understand moo goo gai pan? I moo goo gai pan.
- And I have fried shrimp... Fried rice with shrimp. -Bro?
- You know I can't eat shrimp. -I don't know that you.
- What are you Meaning, you can't... -You remember that story...
When I rub it in for a retrocecal appendectomy in Honuman Hospital.
Attachments that are infected. We never knew it was behind from,... Cecum.
Cecum is, is a useless appendage anyhow.
That is an attachment, But it looks like Dickens like shrimp
And three years later, I tried eating shrimp cocktail.
- What happened? -Broke out to this hive half a dollar.
I haven't had shrimp since. That's too bad, because I like shrimp.
I'm sorry. I don't know
- I can get something else. - I'll eat moo goo gai pan.
I really know a girl with the name moo goo gai pan. That is his last name.
- Moo goo gai pan? - Yeah.
His first name is Freda. Freda Moo Goo Gai Pan.
She's half Jewish, half Chinese
Many people call him "Ori-yenta."
What time is it now?
This is 1:26.
Ahh.
I should never have gone your mother.
Father, father, he left you.
Yes. It looks very interesting today.
Why don't you just sit down? Make yourself comfortable.
- You really look interesting -Thank you.
You are beautiful. Very sexy, you know.
You know, uh, we never got it,
but I want you, Cleo.
I really did it, Cleo.
I want to make love...
Father, I'm not Cleo. I'm Eve, your daughter.
You're not my daughter I don't have a daughter.
I have a son My daughter left me.
They left me. They went to New York.
Good
Don't know where Affection is, love. Don't know what
You have a burden when you have a daughter
The girl is dangerous. Dangerous!
- Maddy! -Dad not even a Christmas tree this year
Maddy, he tried to kill himself. He doesn't shop for trees.
- If the mother does not leave her, she will never try -I do not understand.
He left him ten years ago. He must forget it already. Isn't that so
Wow, look at this. This environment never changes
Oh. Giant package again.
Rudolph. He is disgusting.
This is your favorite Not Scroogeville. Not again.
- Oh! Maddy! - Forgive me.
- Do you give him a present? -Of course, I got it gift.
Remember how beautiful this place was?
I know. And mother's garden.
Dad fired the gardener. He said he stole.
Ugh!
Oh look! Look at the mother's rose.
- Oh, yes, they are dead - Oh no.
But the pool! - It's mushrooms.
So... Ugh!
- Here, let me get this for you. Maddy? -What?
- Will you take this - Has he ever called you?
- Mother? Not. Of course not. -As well as I.
- Daddy! - Where is she?
- God, it smells - I know.
- Daddy! - Daddy! I will look here
- Daddy! - Daddy!
Daddy?
Good. Daddy? I will check the kitchen Daddy!
- Daddy?
Are you in the kitchen ? Daddy.
This is a bit stressful he is not here.
I'm worried. Do you think she's okay?
- Who is this? - this is us, father
Who is the woman?
- I don't know It's really embarrassing. -Cool. Cool.
- This is my girl! - Hi daddy.
-Georgie-porgie. Evie, baby
- And Maddy - Hi daddy.
- Are you okay? - I am doing fine. I'm great now.
Enter. Esther, let's get out and greet the girls.
Oh, oh. Hi.
- You remember him, right? -Uh-eh.
Uh-eh.
Mouthwash. "Rinse and spit"?
- Oh. Esther - What does that mean?
- You must be kidding me. Impossible. -This is Esther.
Oh, from the dentist.
Hi. We remember you Sure.
I met your father when will I visit my brother-in-law
He must have it the large intestine is taken out Bad thing My Lord!
You know, they're just going to go connect everything back again
I rummaged in a different room looking for it,
and here it is.
She's funny.
Girls, let's sit with bullets
- OK. Yes. - good
Okay now, I'll just buzz off...
- And let all of you catch up. - See you later And you! You know where to find it.
Look at him.
Ah, he's a layman.
Daddy!
Oh, I'm really sorry for hearing about your mother
I feel bad about it.
But if it happens to someone in my family, I will stick to the car.
What happened to mother?
- I said he was down in an accident in Denver. -What is an accident in Denver?
I said, people always think...
They remember the plane crashes even though they never happened
But mom doesn't die.
He's a big bear. That is the same thing.
I think you feel better, dad?
I miss him, Evie.
Mother?
I can't sleep without him.
I miss it just being there and only...
She's kind of... She's half the other from me.
I feel like a man on one leg.
Yes, I can't sleep without him.
- Eve? - Oh!
- Hi mom. Hi. - are you taller? Not me... I don't think so.
You are prettier than I remember.
Uh, mother?
I want to ask about rose Are you supposed to to cut them back...
For three leaf configurations or five?
Uh... Get some cups here...
In the cabinet.
- Is it locked? - No, this is open.
- Uh, lemon? - Milk in your tea?
Oh, I don't care - Lemon is better for you Lemon? -Well.
Alright.
So, yes. Roses are all leggings and sad
I don't think father is much from a gardener really
This leaves five configuration, by the way
Mom, go home. Well?
You have to because everything is messy
Eve, honey, this is my home.
What are you talking about? This is not there
It's like you live with a bunch of squirrels. Just go home...
And visit, come and talk... For father
- He tried to kill himself. - But he didn't succeed.
He took an overdose of from Percodan, mother
Your father.
Look at I am... I am very worried about Maddy.
He dropped out of school. He lives on the beach.
And he thinks he'll be a rock star He can't even bring a song.
Let me think about this.
Motherhood doesn't change to be a reason
For what?
I mean, I'm not one of those women who needs to be a mother.
When I grew up, all the girls wanted to be, so I thought of me too.
But that doesn't happen.
Just being honest Good...
Thank you.
Daddy!
What do you need, dad? Do you want something? What is that?
- Take me around, okay? -Wait a minute. Are you alright?
Are you taking anymore... Do you drink more pills?
No, I just a little scotch No pills
- I just joked around with pills. -Oh, kidding.
- I don't mean to take it - God!
Baby? My drive.
Okay, uh... Yes, alright. Whatever.
Where do you want to go
House.
Do you want to get a tree?
- Yes! Yes! -Do you want to get it? Christmas tree
Good!
Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!
Hi daddy! Wow! Fake snow
Of course it's fake. What do you want on L.A.? Real?
- We will get the big one The big one as usual. -Well.
Oh, daddy! How about this? Look at this.
No, bigger That's a dwarf.
This is not a dwarf. This is good!
We will get King Kong tree!
Daddy? Daddy?
Daddy!
- Hi daddy! - Evie! Evie!
- look! How about this? -This one?
Your mother always said, "Don't take a big tree."
- Fuck him, huh? - Yeah, to hell with him.
That's a girl. That's my cake.
- Fuck him! -It's snowing, it will happen be white Christmas
See how beautiful it is.
Oh thank you! Thank you!
How beautiful the snow is. Thank you.
He died.
- Hello
Mother, the door!
- Oh.
Eve, this is Maddy! Open!
Look at that!
He loves you. It is very nice.
Eve, meet Buck
- This is Buck? -Yes. Isn't he awesome I know.
Want to hear the saddest? He has Lyme disease.
Maybe from all deer in Montana. I got the results yesterday.
- Oh! Where are you going? - No problem.
- Where did he go? -I do not know. No problem.
Oh, Maddy, Take him out of here He will eat the sofa.
He will never do that. He is an angel.
He got this terrible lame attack He has has four pills a day.
- I was set all day -For example, Maddy. I didn't do that
- He won't survive - It's better to be Georgia.
I've tried to achieve it,
and he never called me back!
- Hello? - Weather?
Georgia, hi. This speech... You must do it for me.
You must come here and do it, on April 7th. One week.
- Okay, alright. - Well?
- If I ever disappoint you? -Thank you.
Oh! Oh! It's old.
Maddy is here
What? Why was he there so early? Oh, I see. Shut up.
That means you will go Let me know later I'm impatient How are you father? I spent my life in that hospital, and he will die asking for you
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Our father isn't dying, Eve.
It's possible that our father never died, maybe you need more in your life...
So you don't blow This goes up the road out of proportion.
You are very hysterical When it comes to father You have to grip.
One more thing. Before I leave, you know what I will do I will send my banner I use it for all the speeches now
Your banner He has a banner.
What did it say? "Georgia."
Anyway, I have to... That's enough, okay? Thank you.
Jonathan, I understand. My hair looks really good.
Jesus Christ, he has... Please take a vacation, huh?
I have to do advertising push, so I can knock you Little thing at the same time.
- I'll Wriggle out of it, but... - Don't shake me.
When did you come to the hospital
Jesse, come here! It's breakfast time. Are you too busy Just relax. You are very tense I came to the hospital this week at lunch
But I have to come with me foot in the cast because Juliana was hit by Aston Martin.
Good.
Buck, baby Mother must leave you with Aunt Eve...
Because you have to have your anti-tick pill.
Baby. Well. He is a very good person.
Yes. There he is.
Georgia likes you.
No no Don't cut it.
You only need to install it behind the podium. Yes.
Just sticking... No problem.
You can't cut it. No, I'm going there precisely... Oh!
Come on, come on. OK.
Come on. Swallowing this
Come on. You want this pill. You need it.
Juliana, as I fear, You have a broken fibula.
How do you know he's gay He's gay.
- He is not convincing -Name one actor on TV plays heterosexual who is not gay?
- Walter Cronkite
Jesse!
- Your father is on the machine
- See what I built What is an actress Doris Day?
Go sit in your special chair back there Here it is.
- Are you in love with him? -How can you? fell in love with him
He looks like kind of beetle
Stop it! He doesn't see like a beetle
- Why can't you just enjoy it? is something I'm on? I was arrested.
Have you been arrested? What for?
I was isolated. As part of the sentence, they show the show
I will make you so good!
Come on. Just eat one!
Ah, God!
Tell Maddy to help him get home, get the dog - do we kennel -I swear, Joe, indeed like that feed pills to whales.
Unfortunately, this is how this happens
You have to stop letting people walk all over you
You are a million miles away in some stupid city...
Talk to people which means nothing to you
Don't call me and give me a command. You are not on my side.
-You can't do that. -I don't know what I mean, so don't tell me that I did.
- Because I don't.
- I don't want to talk Now, Joe. -This is Dr. Kelly.
What is that?
Uh, yeah... Your father is missing Lost?
That's impossible. He... He can't walk.
He is in a locked ward. He must be misplaced.
Eve, however...
Did you check other rooms? Do you check female patients?
Check in bed every person one female patient.
You must talk to Nurse with curly hair she likes.
Do you talk to Angie home images?
Do you know what? I'm sure we'll open it. Sit tight. Well.
Come on, daddy.
Yes.
We just got a call from Angelo drive. - Found. Found.
- Is he there? Thank you. -Yes. Come on in - No problem. No problem. - I am so sorry.
- Evie?
- This is my Evie - Hi daddy.
Come here, Evie.
I can't wake up.
I'm here, and now I can't wake up.
- How did you get here? - taxi
- The best way to travel Don't forget it. -OK. I will try not to do it.
What's there?
Looks like ginger in a big vase.
- Maybe they like that kind of thing -Who?
People who live in our home now, father
You know, sometimes I don't know my own hand
- Are you calling Georgia? - Yes.
He is very worried.
- What about Maddy? - him too
Call him.
Who?
He doesn't know I'm here. Tell him to come.
Who? Mother?
Yes.
- no, father - Come on.
- no, father I won't do that -I just have to talk to him.
I won't do that. You don't have clarity when coming to him.
- What are you talking about? -You can't ask me to do it.
- I ask you for help - He doesn't like us - You locked me because of from Jesse, right? -Jesse? Daddy!
- You put me in jail because of Jesse! Jesse!
That big room We made it into our bedroom
So this is all like dream
- Joe gets his own KCLU program syndication. -Hello, Jesse.
- Hi. - Come here, friend
Come here, boy's birthday.
- This is your first present - Thank you.
- You're welcome. - You have a telephone! Wow!
We have to go back here, because your father has your costume is ready - Hello This is Jesse Marks speaking.
- You will be a clown - Yeah.
- So, Eve, I've decided to become an actress. -Are you too old?
- How can you say that? -You are almost 29 years old. Georgia wrote the article,
"Five careers You can't have after 40, Five careers you can do."
- This actress is definitely "can't." -Okay, like I read Vogue.
No wonder they fired at him if he was running an article like that.
- They fired at him? - What do you say?
Carlo knows this mode photographer, and he says Ad revenue drops.
- Who is Carlo? - only someone who happens becomes very important to me
After all, he said he was history.
Wow, that's terrible. I really feel bad for him.
- Yeah. No, me too - Yeah.
Georgia. Fired.
Yes. Wow, he will be destroyed.
- does he know -I don't know. Should we tell him?
I don't know Is that bad coming from us?
I won't tell him, you tell him -I think you should tell him.
No, no, why do I have it? to do everything? I won't do that
Eve, did you do this? yourself? Yes, and this is the tenth call this week.
- Hi daddy. - Eve
Here it is
- Yeah, hi. How are you? - Weather?
I have some news.
Oh?
Moore. Madeline Moore "I'm Madeline Moore, Hi."
Good.
You don't hate it?
Last week the contents the recipe came out at New York Time,
Even my bank teller is like, "Oh, are you related to him?"
He doesn't even cook. Where did he get that? recipe?
That's mine
- No! - Yeah.
- That's the most terrible thing I've heard. -Not this one?
- yes! - Bitch
Good! That is good! That's healthy.
- Bitch Grumbling. -It's very healthy for you to say that
Good! I hope you explode at him.
- Well, no -You let him get away with anything
I can't be angry with Georgia. Suppose he is angry at me?
She's the only mother I have.
That's sad. God.
That's how I see it.
This is like all of us on this racetrack
And he's a Lamborghini and we're all Honda.
And even though we're This is a very good car and gets a very high mileage,
anyone with a brain prefers to have a Honda rather than a Lamborghini.
- Oh, eh-huh - The point is, it doesn't matter how fast we go,
he keeps whippin 'around the song is faster and faster and faster.
- I'm not Honda. - It's just... It's a metaphor.
Yes, well, you can feel it about him but you want it,
but I'm not going through My life is thinking of myself as a broken jalop.
You're not a jalop And I'm not going to get caught dead driving a good one.
- I know. Yes. - They are really very high mileage.
It's just a metaphor! This is a stupid metaphor.
- I take it back. - God!
If you are not the only mother I have, I will be very angry to you for that metaphor.
I take it back.
And I also need you - And Honda got really a good trade-in -What are they?
- Yeah. I'm chocolate all your clothes -very?
Yes.
Jesse, come punch this candle out
Wait, hat.
- Okay, ready? - Calm down. Yes.
Look at your father Show me how old you are
- Five years. - Evie!
Evie!
Where am I? Tijuana?
Hey, is this midget doing here?
Evie! What?
- Step aside!
- What is this, a convention _ from a midget? -Daddy?
- Tricks or treats, very sweet. - I've seen it worse.
Is it worse than this?
Hi daddy. -Hey, hi, I know you Miss Mouse right?
- Oh, kid, Miss Mousy. -Why don't we go to another room
I ran away from Cleo. Do you know what I mean?
Let's go to the kitchen.
I don't want to go. You go to the kitchen - Get out! - Hey, hey, hey
Lou, you come with me.
Let me go!
Lou, you come with me now.
- Mommy, my cake! - Oh, this, here
Evie!
Come here, you sweet girl, come here. Oh!
Oh, no, no. No, no, please stay.
His... This is Jesse's birthday.
This, Jesse, you go with your aunt Maddy
Take it You only helped his hand out the party was delicious
my father.
Who wants party help? Come on, Jesse, let's see what we get
Come on, come on!
- give me a drink -I won't do that So just forget it.
- I'll make him coffee. -Cleo, answer the damn phone.
Who is Cleo?
Daddy, this is my house, okay?
- You can't come to my house... -Mama! Mama!
Cleo, answer the damn phone!
- Why didn't you try to call later, okay -Well!
I know you.
You want to screw Miss Mousy is small is really bad, isn't it?
- what are you talking about? - I know what you think
Get out!
What did you talk about, "Get out"?
A father comes to visit His daughter, "Get out."
Your mother is right about you "Throw that back."
What, father
That's what he said. He sees each other. "Throw that back."
He is right about you. "Throw that one! Dump the creep!"
You bastard! Just leave Just exit - Honey. Honey. -You are terrible, hate bastard! How can he say that?
Thank you very much.
No problem.
Thank you, wonderful princess.
- Let him go. - "Bastard."
Bastard, bastard
Thank you very much.
Bastard.
Thank you very much!
What happened?
What are you doing?
What did he do?
Do you see it? He's drunk, Maddy!
Damn it!
He's out there! He lives crazy, hurts, lives crazy
He never set foot in this house again Is that clear?
Ever!
God! Oh!
Here.
I just feel... terrible.
Cleo, answer the damn phone!
- A mini-stroke. - What?
- Dr. Kelly swears he'll get well -That's good news.
Daddy wants me to call mom, and me...
-Okay, Evie, just... -I can't. I can not. I am not going to
-Please calm down... You will be fine. -Oh oh.
-What? What is the problem? -Omar.
-Omar who? - Only the doctor will slap me with a giant bill
-That's why you have to force dad to sign a blank check -Hah? What?
Then if he has maxi-stroke, we can finish everything from his bank account.
This is for his own good, Eve. He can end up needing it care during the day.
I can't handle with this now I'm really drowning.
Call me later, candy, see you later.
Alright.
Hello, coffee machine.
Oh come on!
Come on, just work!
- Something just for the damn job! -What? What? What?
- What are you doing? -Crashing, banging all time. What is that?
- do you see this? - This doesn't work This is a coffee machine in the waiting room at a hospital, and it doesn't work.
People who come here need to drink coffee when they're waiting Oh.
- You are still at large My Lord. -Oh, I'm very sorry Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. -Where are you going? What are you doing here?
- My father had a mild stroke. -I am very sorry, so sorry to hear it
Excuse me.
- Yes, hello? - What do you want, Eve?
- Hi, Kim What's up now - Don't ask me I'm back your call. Hello?
Oh, I call you I might be here for a while,
so please make sure to take Jesse from school?
Give him a snack. Do not forget.
And do you contact the Nixon library?
- Will I do that? -Why? Because of the party Is tomorrow.
And contact Georgia and make it Of course he has the plane ticket.
God! Extraordinary person
- Where did you go? What are you doing? -Thank you.
Have you decided about a car?
- Yes. Very expensive. Very expensive. -Very expensive.
Well, you don't need to know my insurance company
- Oh, maybe you did, maybe you did -Maybe. Maybe.
Mercedes mechanic is very honest, but...
Very honest I'm sure about that.
Tomorrow he will give my ... I don't know What you call it
- Not that number but... -estimation
- correct -I don't believe I remember that word.
I don't remember his name from this blonde, bland actress from '50's...
Who is short and always suffers.
- is that normal? - A little forget is nothing It's okay.
If you are angry...
Wait, excuse me.
- Yes, hello. The plane the ticket didn't arrive.
Then, Kim, would you like to contact FedEx!
God!
- Where is your husband? - Thank you.
She's in South Dakota where they have beautiful sunsets
- You need a recipe -For what? What do I need recipe for
I will tell you
This is very close. You are lucky Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Man!
Olivia De Havilland. Is that?
- No! - Kim Novak?
- Father, hi - Hi.
Okay, so, what? Oh!
Father, Georgia thinks...
You must sign a blank check in case we need money.
Georgia? Does he need dough?
No. He thinks it should be a blank check mark...
Is he bankrupt?
- No. He just thinks You have to sign this check. -Yeah, I don't know It seems to fight...
- All rules civilized existence. -no, father
He thinks if we need it to get some money to rent...
- For whom? - For you.
- We don't have to make out a blank check -This is for you.
We will check for any purpose we need a check.
- This makes it easy for us if you will only sign... - A madness commission
Daddy, take this pen and sign your name here
I will not sign my name in a blank check
- Enter a check, please! - Is that Eve Marks?
- Oh! - I am Ogmed Kunundar.
- Oh, who? - Mrs. Omar
Oh! Hi.
Omar says you don't have arms or shoulders to lean on.
- Not me. Not me. I do not know. -I am here.
- Hi. - How are you today?
- Patsy? - Not.
- Not mother, father - You wear a wig?
No, dad, this isn't mother. This is Ogmed Kunundar.
- Oh, help me. Piss off, will you? -Daddy!
Get out of here with a wig that doesn't fit that!
- Daddy! I am sorry. I am so sorry. I am sorry. -Open, huh?
Do you want to go some coffee, tea, or something?
Because of him... Excuse me.
This is the first rule in the business. Never sign a blank check.
You will end where you know-
In old nonsense.
- How about this? - It was great. Sure.
I am very sorry with my father.
Do you know what I saw? I see your father
He is an uproar, like ayatollah
And that's why I left Persia.
Ayatollah, he's never happy unless everyone gets upset all the time
Your father, he has a case of a bad uproar
But it's not as bad as ayatollah.
Sorry. He's just... He always like that nightmare
- you love you dad is very much -I?
I don't know how I can. How can I love this bean?
And now he's dying, and I'm stuck with him
I'm stuck with him, is this mess my father, forever?
He will never clear his acting
He will never get it together He will never give me wisdom,
convenience.
- And he wants something from me -Oh?
Yes. He wants me to call my mother,
and he will refuse to come.
And he knows that.
He knows that! I swear, somewhere There, he knows that.
And it will break Heart too.
And I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it. I can't
I can't.
We have to make two toasts.
For your courage
My courage
And for your sadness.
For my sadness - Omar... the machine - leave your message
Omar, this is your mother I'm here with Eve.
He has too many worries. He shouldn't pay.
One ovary will pay for three cars, and that will be the end of it
You don't need to do that. The accident was my fault.
Errors don't matter.
You are a very warm person.
What made me think? You get this warmth from your father
I don't know what to do.
What do you think I should do? do? What should I do?
Will you press "end"?
I have never been able to find _ finished. "
You know, sometimes needs to be decided.
Father, about mother
There is an earthquake.
Big, big bear.
9.11...
On the Richter scale.
And the house that he lives in...
Not too strong,
especially the door.
And you know how you always should stand on the door?
Dead?
Hmm...
I won.
Yes. Yes, you did
Hey, Jesse.
- I go home. - Hi, mother
- Alright, this is Madge.
Regarding tomorrow's party, what about the name tag
There are only about 500 women coming. If you wake up early...
Do you do calligraphy?
There. A good dog!
Eve, think we made an error that doesn't have the name tag? Not.
Because there is Never for a moment You cannot remember a name.
That would be amazing.
- I hope Georgia plane landed -I thought it should be.
I don't remember the flight, 845 or 854. I won't worry about it.
This is Georgia, Eve. Thank you very much!
Hello, Georgia! - baby, hi
- When does everyone start kissing the air? This is very... -Infection. I know.
Look at this. What do you think?
That's so beautiful! Look at you!
Madge Turner, I am the head of all that. Nice to meet you.
I'm Martin I'll be your contact person - How about... I don't want any more lights. -Georgia?
Georgia, Georgia, Georgia.
- Georgia, Georgia -I hope you will enter a cover for me
I don't think so is the right time to be signed
Georgia? Georgia.
Madge, Madge.
- God! -Look at you! Are you beautiful
- did you get a banner -Yes. It's up to It's behind the podium.
Thank you God. You are so brilliant How are you father?
- He can leave soon. -We will pass this Don't pull your face
- I'm not tugging, I'm thinking. -You can't do that
- I'm more reflective Your face falls. It starts on the day you are born.
- And your nose never stops growing too. My nose and ears
I know, Georgia!
No, but I can look short. I have to go.
- Georgia. - Madeline, hi!
We have to go. Some VIPs are waiting for to take a photo with you
Not really. Stop!
Thank you very much. I'm a little embarrassed.
Look at this!
What a surprise!
Thank you!
It's nice to be back in Los Angeles again.
All right, that's enough. Thank you. Stop.
No, really, you have to stop. Thank you. OK. anyhow.
Oh, I'm really happy to be here. I, uh...
Actually I was on a plane this morning discussed my speech The speech I always gave. Of course I'm talking about Georgia, my magazine
Who will celebrate fifth birthday Can you believe that?
- Anyway, me, of course...
will be discussed face-lift problem, for doing or not doing.
About aging About facts...
It's okay for age, but, of course, I don't really believe that.
Anyway, I'm sitting on the plane,
and I realize that I don't want to talk about all that today,
because something very important is happening
And that's how I want to talk about it
My father is in the hospital.
My father... is dying.
This has been the most difficult challenge in my life.
To issue the fifth my temporary birthday edition Father's life is detached
you are all who have lost parents...
Know how heartbreaking is to see...
Your mother or your father's curriculum vitae
Excuse me.
This is very embarrassing for me.
But it's like being annoyed like me,
I was forged because...
I know that is what my father wants me to do
Amazing.
We spend our lives in that hospital Every day, there less than my beloved father. -We?
When we start in the new millennium, we have to ask ourselves,
how can we exist for our parents like they are for us?
This is what I call the "next obstacle".
Dealing with our deaths parents while facing us death itself
And I promise, each and every one of you,
that Georgia, the magazine, and Georgia, people,
will be there to help you overcome this every step.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
He is amazing.
- Come on. - very extraordinary
Thank you!
We will do this together!
You are all sweet I love you.
For anyone who is interested, I will sign the signature then in Pat Nixon's suite.
We want to have you. I think you want to talk to Madge Turner
It's a success.
Something wrong?
- I don't believe what you do And you always do it. -What am I doing?
- I'm the one who has been here, not you -Wait a minute!
When did I take your life? and use it? I don't know what are you talking about
- Fill in recipes. - Wait a minute.
What filling recipe? I don't even make entries.
I found good stuff recipe with and apricot apples,
and you give it to the New York Times and say it's yours
- didn't I ask -No! You don't ask, and you haven't helped
Where did you go Wait a minute If you will be angry with me...
How many times have I asked to mention the smallest in your magazine,
and you haven't done it before?
What is there to do something?
- Will you keep talking? -You can shout at me, but you can't shout at him?
Don't you dare It's very manipulative.
Not you, and not you!
While you ordered me around to ask him to sign a blank check, talk to the real doctor...
And I understand how important makes the world safe for liposuction!
But I just want to say it I'm sick of it!
- Okay, Eve, I admit that I've never been there -You admit it?
- But I received a call from him. -Oh, you don't! Your assistant does it!
- I said a million times You need an assistant. -I have an assistant
- He needs me! -And you like it! Don't pretend you don't like it
This isn't Eve's fault. Father depends on him.
From Halloween I am five years old, and I dress like carrots,
and you two slip out of the house and leave Trick-or-treat without me.
I'm just the part of this family as one of your , and I want to fight
Good! - good!
You are so selfish and selfish!
You're very unlucky sacrificing yourself and glorious with that crap And you were left your father when he was dying He doesn't need me here. He has you You suck all emotional space.
- it is an extraordinary police -No one saw my show.
- That's another reason so you won't be here -I can't be here!
- I can't here - You want to know why
Because if there is anything That's not what happened You, you're bored witless!
- That's right, okay? - Yes.
- Hey... - Besides, we're not famous.
Maddy, that's another reason He didn't bother to be here. Because we are not famous.
I told you a million times. Stop talking to me as if I like you Oh, shit! And fuck you!
Excuse me.
- What? Oh, my God. - You have a telephone.
Good.
- Yes, hello! - Oh, what the hell? - Who is this? -It belongs to the president "smoking weapon" call
with Haldeman You want to talk about this.
Oh.
Yes. Hello?
Yes, this is an airmark.
God.
- What happened? - He is in a coma.
- What? -I went to the hospital
- Me too. - Alright... me too!
Wait! Wait for me What is in a hurry, you guys?
Hello. What?
No, I can't right now. I will talk to you later.
- Are we... Where are we... -It's here. That's here.
- What? - Oh, my God.
Daddy?
- Can he hear us? -Why does he have it? Only one pillow?
Someone can't feel comfortable with... What? What?
Eve, right? want to talk to me
- what is this about? - And why don't you talk to me
- I didn't even do anything - And I did it, what was that?
- okay - This is just...
All right, this is It's really great, Eve. It's really great
Can you believe he made this about himself
Good. Well. Don't talk to me Good.
Oh! Oh!
Do I have something in my teeth?
Night,
You are not the only one that this is happening
I know.
Sorry.
But because I'm an actress, I think I can use it this item.
That's the good part right?
The sad part is that I really love daddy
I... I'm the baby Do you want candy? I will get sweets.
- Oh! Excuse me. -Agie isn't Juliana about dangerous life?
Yes. Yes, right.
You should never go to the Bahamas because...
- He cheats you - Fine. Thank you.
He recognizes me!
- Georgia, someone just found out about me -What?
Great!
Oh, thank you.
- I know what you say - What about?
- That I want it -Oh, forget it Sorry I said that.
There are things that happen that you just don't choose.
Then you hug them, I guess. They become part of your identity
And you know, Mother left father for me.
Or at least I feel like him.
And part of me is like that...
Proud!
And then the other parts from me only hate every second...
Because he is only a handful.
That should be here, okay? Well? I really should do it.
I should be here, and I know that
But I know that if you are here, he doesn't need me
I mean, let's face it. God helps anyone who needs me
I need you.
He doesn't need you I need you.
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry, okay I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry too.
I love you very much. Do you know that?
I love you, and... I give you great speech. What about...
- Yes, you do
- I am very happy. -Okay, you are grateful. Shut up.
You know, Eve,
I have never been jealous from anyone in my life, but...
I have to admit that...
I'm just a little jealous of your heart
You forgive me right?
I love you. I do I love you.
What is father like?
Now he looks like that senator. What is the name No no.
The person who is offended, and his wife cries. Who is that?
Edmund Muskie - Yes! Yes!
- Who is Edmund Muskie? - Thank you.
I have tried to remember it this short, blonde name actress from the 50s.
- Maybe it's the '40s. - What about Vera-Ellen?
- Thin hair. Not. His hair is very thin. -Oh, Donna Reed.
- Not Donna Reed. Janet Leigh. -Is the reed not short or blonde
- Doris Day I'm right about this -Cleo.
- Cleo? - who is he
- father's favorite
He picked him up in several ways from Italian restaurants
- I got it. Give me a chance. -He plays wimps, and is rather wide too.
- Doris Day Width. -Oh, please let me know and give me peace of mind
- Daddy! - Daddy?
- Father? - Daddy?
Does he speak? Did he say that?
Did you just say "Jun Allyson"? Nurse!
He came here! I swear, he just said, "June Allyson."
It doesn't start with "L".
This is hardly. Maddy, it almost starts with "L".
Daddy?
- He said, "Jun Allyson". He died.
Evie? Evie, John Wayne just called.
Notify Georgia. Notify Maddy.
Georgie-porgie Eviebaby. Maddskie
I love all my beautiful, beautiful girls.
Evie! This is my Evie!
See how beautiful you are in the snow That's my Evie. That's my cake.
- Making a mistake here - What are you doing?
You take every single almond out of there
Nothing but... By the way...
What about celery? Do you listen to me?
Georgia, it does look right.
Wait a minute. Is this onion supposed to get limp?
Yes they are. This is called cooking.
That's what happened to to onion, Georgia But wait.
That looks really good. You have made my fill
Okay, come on I see what this is like Alright.
- This is very good - Very good!
I don't believe you people do this I don't believe.
Can I... Is that necessary? A little apricot? You don't need anything.
- Please sit and have fun. Enjoy your life. -Well, alright.
Now, I think we should enter the contents into it birds with our hands?
Put it on You have to do it way back
This will be goopy and horrible, but that's the case will have to do it
- you enjoy it
That's my gift for you.
You listen I want to tell you that I have decided to stop acting.
What? -My character Juliana was killed...
In some random violence while drinking decaffeinated coffee cappuccino
That's so sad!
So I stopped.
- I'm sad for you. It's sad. -No problem.
This bird is finished. You are good
Maddy, you're great I'm sure. Please Open the door?
- Has the oven been heated? - Yeah, yeah Night!
Good.
That's hard for him.
- Can you please help me? -OK. This is heavy
- you're strong - it's in
You... Alright!
What
Let's sit with bullets!
- OK. -Do you want to sit with a bullet, Madd?
- Hey! - Thank you for helping me.
You're a little shiny No, no! This is Donna Karan!
Oh, good God. That's Donna Karan!
No, here, here. Wait a minute!
You can't stop me!
No, Maddy. Eve, help me
- Wait a minute!