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## [Man humming]

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## [organ]

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## [humming continues]

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## [drum machine]

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## [stops]

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## [drum machine resumes]

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## [hums]

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## [drum machine, upbeat]

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[snaps fingers]

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[sighs]

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[Man]
# I ain't screwin' around #

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# When I screw around with you #

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# I ain't screwin' around #

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# I'll do whatever I can do #

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# I won't let it drop #

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# Just because
it makes me squirm #

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# I'm never gonna stop #

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# Just because
you wriggle like a worm #

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# I am an idiot
That's true #

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# I am an idiot
It's true #

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# I am an idiot for you #

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# I don't mess around #

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# When I mess around with you #

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# I don't mess around #

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# I do whatever I must do #

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# 'Cause I can't take the chance #

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# It's always later than it seems #

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# I'll kick you in the pants#

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# And crack you back into the dream #

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# I am an idiot
That's true #

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# I am an idiot
It's true #

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# I am an idiot for you #

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# I am an idiot for you #

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# I am an idiot
That's true #

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# I am an idiot
It's true #

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# I am an idiot
for you #

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# I am an idiot
for you #

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# I am an idiot
That's true #

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# Are you
my idiot, too? #

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# I'm a fool for you
I'm a fool for you #

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# I'm a fool for you #

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# I'm a fool for you
I'm a fool for you #

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# I'm a fool for you #

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[beeping]

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Dude, you gotta hear this.

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Meat sticks.

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Huh?

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You want anything?

49
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What are you having? Pops?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, whip me up a bowl.

51
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Ooh, uh, sprinkle some, uh,
Cap'n Crunch on top.

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[laughs]
Man, what's up?

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Dude, pulled another all-nighter.

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My blood sugar's all...
[whistles]

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Miss Lucille,
don't you look lovely today.

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Is that for me?

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Hey, hey, come on.
Wait for the milk. Come on.

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[chattering]

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[bell ringing]

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[Man]
Neal.

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Hey, man. Uh, dude,

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I-I can't find any spoons.

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Right here, Willie.

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Oh, fantastic.

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- Oh, dude, that's nasty.
- Hey.

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Neal.

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Bruce.

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I have Jets and Wackies. Interested?

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It's a... definite no on the Jets.

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A definite yes on the Wackies.

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These have banana-flavored bits.

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They're the only people that do that.

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9.04.

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Okay, nine even.

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But you still owe me $26. 12
on the Donkey Kong Flakes

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- and the Honeycomb Doorbell, remember?
- Yeah.

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- Did you hear about the Cheerio on eBay?
- No.

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Some kind of Cheerio in their box
approximately the size of a doughnut.

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Hard to tell at low-res whether
it's smooth like an actual Cheerio,

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or whether it's several
smaller ones melted together.

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Probably a two-chip camera.

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Anyway,

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I got a bid in, so...

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fingers crossed.

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Yeah, you keep me posted on that.

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Originally, it was Cheery Oats,
but they changed it.

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General Mills, 1945.

88
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So you've told me.
So what are you having?

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[door opens]

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Hey, Mr. Tom.

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- Is that a new one?
- Australian bush hat.

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I just got it.

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Had to have my shoe guy
add the chinstrap.

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That's a righteous lid.

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I do get lots of comments on it.

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Yeah, I'll bet you do.

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Thank you.

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All right.
Made up your mind?

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I think I will have the one that sports

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the longest-lasting characters

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to ever represent a Kellogg's product.

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Impressive.

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I didn't think you'd know.

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It scares me that I do.

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[Woman] Do you have anything
with the Mardi Gras beads on them?

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You know, with the purple
and the gold?

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Um, yeah.
There's a nice assortment

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of lovely, meaningless crap
across the street.

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I suggest the shellacked
baby alligator heads.

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Why do the tourists
even come here?

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Don't they know that Florida
was created specifically for them?

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I should just go back to
making some straight tie-dye.

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At least I sold a few of those.

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But they're just
so horribly decorative.

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[door opens]

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- How are ya?
- Good.

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[clears throat]
Great. So, uh,

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this is like a, uh...
like a cereal bar, or...

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- Yeah.
- Cool. Cool idea.

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Cool, cool, cool.

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Um, what's the most popular?

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Uh, in here,
it's anything cocoa.

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We get a lot
of stoners in here.

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I think, nationally,
it's Corn Flakes.

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[Bruce]
Correct. Corn Flakes.

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The first and still the favorite.

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[Willie]
Corn Flakes wasn't first, man.

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- First mass-produced.
- Oh.

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Okay. All right.
Mass-produced. Uh-huh.

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You know that's what I meant.

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So, uh, what was the first?
Like, Wheaties or something?

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[snickers]
Like no.

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Wheaties is 1924.

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The first cereal
was Kellogg brothers.

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Took a bunch of wheat
and mashed it up.

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Made, like, a giant flake

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which you could break up
into little smaller flakes.

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Cereal was health food then.

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The whole thing was started
by these radical

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religious, health-freak nuts
up in Battle Creek.

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Disciples of this, uh,
Christian Science chick.

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Mary Baker Eddy.

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Yeah. Isn't that a trip, man?

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Cereal as religion?

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It's like we're in church right now.

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C.W. Post wasn't
a health nut or insightful.

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He was a failed inventor
and a snake oil salesman.

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He was a dick.
[chuckles]

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He built a factory right across
the street from the Kellogg brothers.

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They would riot in the streets,
man, over cereal.

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Actually the riots to which you refer
happened over a softball game.

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All right.
This place is great.

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It's completely cross-demographic.

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- Everybody loves cereal, right?
- Yeah.

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Eight essential vitamins and
all part of a balanced breakfast.

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Stuart Zeringue.

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Neal Downs.

158
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Neal. Pleasure.

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What can I get you?

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Um...
[clicking tongue]

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I don't know.
What is that?

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- Yeah.
- That is Quake.

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Used to be Quisp's rival
in the commercials.

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- Quisp's. Yeah, yeah.
- It's discontinued.

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- They don't make this anymore.
- So, how do you still get it?

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Huh.
[chuckles]

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Um, so are you...
are you the owner here?

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No. The manager.

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The owner's the guy
in his jammies over there.

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[Stuart] Oh. Hello.
[chuckling]

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Uh...
[clears throat, chuckles]

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Do you, uh...

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Do you know if he's ever
thought about franchising?

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[chuckling]

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What? What? What?

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No. Look, the franchise model
is very simple

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and very low risk to the franchisee,
you know what I mean?

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You guys have already done
the hardest part.

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But now you just have to get,
you know, like, 50 other people

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to do what you guys have
already figured out how to do,

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then you implement
some economies of scale,

182
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and then you just make,
like, a bunch of money.

183
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Yeah. That sounds great, man.

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We could, um, put them in

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shopping malls and gas stations,

186
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and call small ones "grande,"

187
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and come up with precious
Latin names for the cereal.

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We could be titans of industry!

189
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That's why nobody likes us, man,

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'cause everything in America
has to be franchised

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and standardized and "cerealized"

192
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till it becomes totally
fuckin' homogenized.

193
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We're capitalists,
and that's how we capitalize.

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I mean, look, you are practicing
capitalism right now...

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right this... second.

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Keep the change.
Do you see how...

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Look, all I'm trying
to say is,

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someone is gonna capitalize
on this great idea.

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Why shouldn't
that someone be you?

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[Woman]
Because it would strangle him.

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You can create
or you can accumulate,

202
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but you can't nurture
your soul

203
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and babysit a big pile of money
at the same time.

204
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You could open a thousand stores
and make a billion dollars,

205
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and you know what you'd be
at the end of the day?

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A businessman.

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Right. I mean,
what's wrong with that?

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[Willie]
Look, l-l-l...

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I am totally spaced.

210
00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:28,731
What is... the fourth... charm?

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Hearts, moons, stars...

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and...

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Clover... Clovers.
[clears throat]

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Clover! Yeah!

215
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Green clover!

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Thank you.

217
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They put these new ones in.

218
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Completely messed me up.
[laughs]

219
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Yeah, it gets a little hazy.

220
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Okay, I'm sorry.

221
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I guess you can just
keep doing this...

222
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what you're doing now...

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until you become... that.

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- [cereal clattering]
- Wait.

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[mutters]

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[cash register dings]

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This is...

228
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- Excuse me.
- Enjoy.

229
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I need you to be done here.

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- Willie!
- What?

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I'm done here.

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Yeah. Okay.

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- What do you wanna do?
- Hold hands.

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All right!

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[Woman]
# Run along #

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# Run a long way
to find the one #

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# Find the one
who could turn you on #

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# Underneath cloudless sun #

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# Can't you see #

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# If I could be anything
I want to be #

241
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# I would be you, see
Can't you see #

242
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# If I could be anything #

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## [sings indistinct]

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- ## [ends]
- [crowd cheering]

245
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Thanks for your applause.
Thank you.

246
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:19,199
Feels like it took forever
to finally get our CD.

247
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Finally finished it.

248
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So if you want one,

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go talk to Jay
at the back door.

250
00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:27,244
Thanks. Good night.

251
00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:36,379
Neal! Neal!

252
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,323
What is up your heinie?

253
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Those guys started making
that CD way after I did.

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[sighs]

255
00:14:43,999 --> 00:14:45,591
You know, I just... I can't...

256
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:49,068
I can't just rush it and churn out
some lame-ass shit, you know?

257
00:14:50,538 --> 00:14:52,836
I mean, if my stuff ain't great,

258
00:14:52,907 --> 00:14:55,432
if it ain't fuckin' incendiary, you know,

259
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,137
then I'm just another chump

260
00:14:57,212 --> 00:14:58,941
with a PowerBook and a microphone

261
00:14:59,014 --> 00:15:01,574
making a CD, you know?

262
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,584
It's so VH1,
it makes my ass clench.

263
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,587
Well, maybe being incendiary
takes more than spare minutes.

264
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,452
What you need to do

265
00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:10,718
is take a week off
Cerealville and finish.

266
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,158
I can't just take a week off.
It's my job.

267
00:15:13,228 --> 00:15:14,991
You know, the means
by which I live?

268
00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:17,793
Why don't you live off some of
that cash you've been hoarding?

269
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:21,461
No, that's for pressing
and printing and jewel boxes.

270
00:15:21,536 --> 00:15:23,561
If I don't have that money,
I don't have a release.

271
00:15:23,638 --> 00:15:24,627
I can't.

272
00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:28,206
I quit my job today.

273
00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:32,273
- You what?
- I didn't tell you?

274
00:15:32,347 --> 00:15:35,578
No! You gave up your stall.

275
00:15:37,218 --> 00:15:39,311
Oh, okay. Great.

276
00:15:39,387 --> 00:15:40,911
So, what, are you
gonna go back to

277
00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:41,921
living on Decatur Street

278
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,321
with the fuckin' gutter punks?

279
00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:46,792
No. I have an idea.
Hire me at Flakes.

280
00:15:46,861 --> 00:15:48,522
What?

281
00:15:48,596 --> 00:15:51,463
That way, you can get your week
and finish your CD,

282
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,195
and I can get some extra cash
until I figure out my next move.

283
00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:55,702
It's a great idea.

284
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,795
No, it's not a great idea.
It's a fucked idea.

285
00:15:59,107 --> 00:16:00,938
You can't work at Flakes.
No way.

286
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:12,042
Hey. It would be a total
conflict of interest.

287
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,213
- Why?
- How would I boss you around?

288
00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:16,951
How do we say you aren't getting
special treatment 'cause you fuck the boss?

289
00:16:17,025 --> 00:16:19,789
[sighs]
Well, if that's the problem, then ha-ha.

290
00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:22,125
That's not the point, okay?
The point is...

291
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:24,097
The point is that
the road to hell starts,

292
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,632
okay, with one little tiny step,

293
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,565
'cause you got a fuckin'
cash flow problem.

294
00:16:27,635 --> 00:16:30,729
I won't let you do it.
I won't make you a whore.

295
00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:32,466
[chuckles]
A whore?

296
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:35,642
Jesus, Neal. Come on.

297
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,575
Well, actually,
that might be a good idea.

298
00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:39,977
Maybe I should do a little whoring.
It'd be fun.

299
00:16:40,048 --> 00:16:44,041
- Gotta let me watch.
- I'll make you watch.

300
00:16:44,119 --> 00:16:46,417
- You know I'm right.
- Oh, that's it. You're right.

301
00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:49,082
When you're 70, and you've
finally finished your CD,

302
00:16:49,157 --> 00:16:51,489
you can come and visit me
in my cardboard box.

303
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:53,493
- I'm gonna finish my CD, okay?
- [laughs]

304
00:16:53,561 --> 00:16:57,622
And you are not gonna sleep
in a cardboard box...

305
00:16:57,699 --> 00:16:59,633
'cause you haven't heard
my great idea.

306
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,464
Move in with me.

307
00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:05,199
Move in with you?
Are you crazy?

308
00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:07,571
You don't move in together
out of pity, Neal!

309
00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,473
It's not out of pity.
I'm trying to make you happy.

310
00:17:09,544 --> 00:17:12,206
And that's gonna make me happy?
Moving in with you?

311
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,374
- Well, it'll make me happy.
- Well, fine, then.

312
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,008
Okay, wait a minute.

313
00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:18,552
When you say,
"Fine, then," does that mean

314
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,178
"Fine, then, end of discussion,"

315
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:22,086
or "Fine, then, I'll move in
with you, you idiot"?

316
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:24,352
What do you think?

317
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,498
Oh, look in the suitcase.

318
00:17:34,569 --> 00:17:37,094
I made us
a living-in-sin present.

319
00:17:40,909 --> 00:17:43,605
Oh, wow!

320
00:17:43,678 --> 00:17:45,612
You painted these?
These are amazing.

321
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,011
Mm-hmm.

322
00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:54,478
[chuckling]

323
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,188
There.

324
00:17:58,259 --> 00:18:00,921
All shacked up
like naughty Catholics.

325
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,363
Mmm.

326
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,496
Almost.

327
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,707
What's that for?

328
00:18:15,777 --> 00:18:17,642
- This.
- [giggles]

329
00:18:17,712 --> 00:18:21,045
Why, Mr. Downs, that would
leave me in my altogethers.

330
00:18:21,115 --> 00:18:23,242
That's the idea, Miss Katz.

331
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:37,295
Airstream.

332
00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:40,300
- But it has to be a shiny one.
- Mm-hmm.

333
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:43,030
- Not dull gray, shiny.
- Yeah.

334
00:18:43,104 --> 00:18:46,301
And we'll pull it with...
with one of those

335
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:49,434
enormous, old
Eldorado convertibles.

336
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,979
- Yeah.
- And we'll wear those helmets

337
00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:53,980
with the walkie-talkies in them.

338
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:56,073
- Steer horns on the Caddy.
- A must.

339
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:59,085
- Yeah.
- And we'll park in Good Sam campgrounds

340
00:18:59,153 --> 00:19:01,280
and Wal-Mart parking lots,

341
00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:03,085
and we'll keep
the old people awake

342
00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:05,717
with the rock music,

343
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,658
which we'll have boatloads of,

344
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,095
because we'll use
our AARP discounts

345
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:12,689
to buy as many records as we want.

346
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:15,497
Nothing but CDs and subwoofers
in the trunk of the Caddy.

347
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,128
Mm-hmm.

348
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:19,196
And no one will suspect

349
00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:22,437
that the two old farts
in the antique Airstream

350
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:24,705
are the famous Mr. Neal Downs,

351
00:19:24,779 --> 00:19:26,576
rock and roll cult leader,

352
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,616
- [imitates crowd cheering]
- and the hypnotic

353
00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:32,278
Miss Pussy Katz, art legend.

354
00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:35,720
Incestuous twins
of different mothers.

355
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,195
What could be new
about eating?

356
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,495
I don't know.
Maybe it's a new diet thing.

357
00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:48,433
Put it in your ass
and digest it backwards.

358
00:19:48,503 --> 00:19:50,494
[groans]
It'd be hard to eat an apple.

359
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:55,298
- A shish kebab?
- Oh, God!

360
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,866
Soup would take a long time.

361
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,606
Yeah, soup would
take a long time.

362
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,773
- Sushi'd be fun.
- Yeah.

363
00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:05,944
What are you doing, man?

364
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,385
Handles.

365
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:09,582
Got a gig with
the High-steppers tonight.

366
00:20:09,657 --> 00:20:11,955
- Must have grippage.
- High-steppers?

367
00:20:12,026 --> 00:20:14,392
Man, how do you play
that brass band shit?

368
00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:16,726
- I play it all, Homer.
- [Bruce] Gentlemen,

369
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,163
behold.

370
00:20:18,232 --> 00:20:21,998
I bring tidings... of great joy.

371
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,594
Bloody hell.

372
00:20:24,739 --> 00:20:27,970
A box of cereal?
In here?

373
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:31,273
No, no, no, no.
This is not cereal.

374
00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:33,644
This is Saturday mornings
watching DangerMouse,

375
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,580
eating Cool Whip out of a tub.

376
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,515
What was that...
What was that jingle?

377
00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:39,519
# We are the Freakies
We are the Freakies #

378
00:20:39,587 --> 00:20:41,384
# This is a Freaky tree #

379
00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:44,619
# We never miss a meal
'cause we love our cereal #

380
00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:46,182
- Right on!
- I want it. How much?

381
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,693
- Thirty.
- Deal.

382
00:20:47,762 --> 00:20:49,821
Thirty bucks for old cereal?

383
00:20:49,897 --> 00:20:51,228
Come on.

384
00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:53,199
There's people who would pay
30 grand for what's in this box.

385
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:55,428
Yeah, some very stupid people.

386
00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:56,936
For childhood in a box?

387
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,940
Whose childhood? Were you even born
when they made those things?

388
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,600
Put them on your account?

389
00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,200
I wasn't around for
the Velvet Underground, either,

390
00:21:03,277 --> 00:21:05,541
but I sure as shit
know who they are.

391
00:21:05,613 --> 00:21:07,274
Well, let's pop
them open, Goober.

392
00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:09,282
Nope. Emergency stash.

393
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,375
Hey.

394
00:21:11,452 --> 00:21:12,749
Remember me?

395
00:21:14,222 --> 00:21:16,520
Called me Strawberry.

396
00:21:17,558 --> 00:21:19,924
Yeah. Hi.

397
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:25,597
You, uh...
You lent me this.

398
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,567
Oh, yeah.
Uh, what'd you think?

399
00:21:27,635 --> 00:21:29,500
Oh, my God.
It totally shook me.

400
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:31,401
Yeah, it's some sick,
amazing shit, right?

401
00:21:31,472 --> 00:21:32,837
- [cracking]
- [cries out]

402
00:21:32,907 --> 00:21:34,738
[Strawberry]
Oh, he's a fucking genius.

403
00:21:34,809 --> 00:21:37,369
I, like, made MP3s
for everyone I know.

404
00:21:37,445 --> 00:21:40,107
Whoa. You made MP3s?

405
00:21:40,181 --> 00:21:42,115
You robbed Gil Scott-Heron?

406
00:21:42,183 --> 00:21:45,914
I-I-I just thought...

407
00:21:45,987 --> 00:21:47,682
I know what you just thought.
Here's what I just think.

408
00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:49,279
Go out there and buy
20 copies of his records

409
00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:50,722
so his kids get
their fucking money.

410
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,259
Don't you think a black artist
in the '70s

411
00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,953
didn't get ripped off
enough by his label?

412
00:21:54,028 --> 00:21:55,359
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause as musicians,

413
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,193
we gotta be thinking
about that kind of shit,

414
00:21:57,265 --> 00:21:59,529
'cause one day in the future...

415
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,194
or some of us, the very distant future...

416
00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:05,034
we're gonna be, like, living
off of royalties and shit.

417
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:07,233
Um, actually, for Neal,

418
00:22:07,308 --> 00:22:09,003
it's gonna be
in the very near future,

419
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,806
'cause he's gonna finish
his CD in a week.

420
00:22:10,878 --> 00:22:14,006
One week from today.
It's gonna be incendiary.

421
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,277
No, shit? A week?
Well, how come...

422
00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:17,942
Who's playing drums
on it, dude?

423
00:22:18,019 --> 00:22:20,487
- Dude, why didn't you...
- All right, all right, all right.

424
00:22:20,555 --> 00:22:22,819
You'll keep this low until
I get a chance to tell Willie,

425
00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:24,915
but I think I'm gonna
take a week off and...

426
00:22:24,992 --> 00:22:27,756
Hey, something's happening across
the street that's blowing my mind.

427
00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:44,938
That's not a new concept.

428
00:22:45,012 --> 00:22:47,242
Aw, hell, no,
that's not a new concept.

429
00:22:47,315 --> 00:22:49,840
It's a stolen concept.

430
00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:52,283
Who the fuck would...

431
00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:53,945
- No way.
- [Pussy] What?

432
00:22:54,021 --> 00:22:54,988
No way.

433
00:22:55,056 --> 00:22:56,648
That's the banana Republican.

434
00:22:56,724 --> 00:22:58,658
It's the guy that was
asking me all the questions.

435
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,762
He was pumping me
for information the whole time.

436
00:23:04,832 --> 00:23:06,299
Probably already had
a lease on the building.

437
00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:09,734
Well, isn't Flakes, like,
patent pending or something?

438
00:23:09,804 --> 00:23:11,863
Willie should sue
the shit out of that guy.

439
00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:13,372
Nah.

440
00:23:13,441 --> 00:23:16,171
That asshole ain't gonna make us
soil ourselves with lawyers.

441
00:23:16,244 --> 00:23:18,178
Come on.

442
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:21,147
Oh, come on.
We have to.

443
00:23:28,956 --> 00:23:30,924
[doorbell chimes]

444
00:23:57,785 --> 00:24:00,253
Welcome to New Original Flakes.
Can I help you guys?

445
00:24:00,321 --> 00:24:03,757
Yeah, you can, actually,
uh, Stuart.

446
00:24:03,825 --> 00:24:06,316
My friends and I
are in the mood for some cereal.

447
00:24:06,394 --> 00:24:08,453
Perhaps something vintage. Um...

448
00:24:10,131 --> 00:24:12,463
You have any Fruit Brute?

449
00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:15,501
Um...

450
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:18,505
It's one of the discontinued
monster cereals.

451
00:24:18,573 --> 00:24:21,701
Um, I've got Boo Berry.

452
00:24:21,776 --> 00:24:24,745
Do you now?
So does Winn-Dixie.

453
00:24:24,812 --> 00:24:25,801
[snickers]

454
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:32,648
I've also got a box of...
Yummy Mummy.

455
00:24:35,623 --> 00:24:37,022
No, thanks.

456
00:24:37,091 --> 00:24:39,685
Yummy Mummy is the lesser
of the monster cereals.

457
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,228
No, I think
I'm more in the mood

458
00:24:42,296 --> 00:24:44,161
for a bowl of, uh, Alpen.

459
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,860
- That's, uh, muesli from Can...
- Canada.

460
00:24:46,934 --> 00:24:48,799
Swiss style.

461
00:24:49,904 --> 00:24:52,372
Large, medium or small?

462
00:24:53,574 --> 00:24:55,565
Grande.

463
00:25:28,242 --> 00:25:30,107
I'll tell you what.
[forced chuckle]

464
00:25:30,177 --> 00:25:32,805
Since we're neighbors,
first bowl's on the house.

465
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,848
Aw.

466
00:25:37,084 --> 00:25:40,076
Does that include the extra milk?
[snickering]

467
00:25:54,602 --> 00:25:56,092
[doorbell chimes]

468
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,532
[chuckling]

469
00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:04,908
He's a chump!

470
00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:08,779
Skim milk, dude.
Blue milk and a plastic spoon?

471
00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:11,317
Looks nice, though, man.
Like all clean and shit.

472
00:26:11,385 --> 00:26:13,444
Ah, you got nothing to worry
about, man. He's a pinhead.

473
00:26:13,521 --> 00:26:14,783
He's gonna be eating our dust.

474
00:26:14,855 --> 00:26:16,186
No, man, he'll take the tourists.

475
00:26:16,257 --> 00:26:18,316
They don't tip anyway.
Can't touch Flakes.

476
00:26:18,392 --> 00:26:20,519
Not our people.
No fucking way.

477
00:26:20,594 --> 00:26:22,653
They did have
that Yummy Mummy stuff.

478
00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:26,131
[scoffing]
It's C.W. Post, man.

479
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,998
- It's Battle Creek all over again!
- Don't freak out, Willie.

480
00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:30,264
Don't freak.
Look, listen to me.

481
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:32,670
This guy is gonna be belly-up
in a few days.

482
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:36,267
Post is what divided
the Kellogg brothers, man!

483
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,834
Little Kellogg took over,

484
00:26:37,912 --> 00:26:38,844
sold out,

485
00:26:38,913 --> 00:26:40,210
totally screwed big Kellogg!

486
00:26:40,281 --> 00:26:42,010
They never reconciled!

487
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:45,484
- Utopia? Hah! Gone!
- Hey, we're not the Kellogg brothers.

488
00:26:45,553 --> 00:26:47,418
- Riots!
- We're not the Kellogg brothers, okay?

489
00:26:47,488 --> 00:26:49,956
Look, this guy's a loser.
Come on. What does he got?

490
00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:52,686
Some, uh, Windex and a bunch
of hard chairs that match.

491
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,526
Woo-fuckin'-hoo.
He's a joke.

492
00:26:56,597 --> 00:26:58,462
Come on. Who...

493
00:26:58,532 --> 00:27:00,796
Who's the Captain of Crunch?

494
00:27:00,868 --> 00:27:02,392
Huh? Come on.

495
00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,700
Who's the Champion of Breakfasts?

496
00:27:04,772 --> 00:27:06,637
I wanna...
I wanna hear you say it.

497
00:27:06,707 --> 00:27:08,140
[stammering]
Moi.

498
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,939
Willie B. Come on.
Come on.

499
00:27:11,012 --> 00:27:12,912
I'll whip you up
an all-frosted blend.

500
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,544
[Pussy]
Why not? It's Just a week.

501
00:27:15,616 --> 00:27:17,880
Because Ye Old Phony

502
00:27:17,952 --> 00:27:19,442
Original Flakes Rip-off Shop

503
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,987
has got Willie very freaked out.

504
00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:22,647
I'm not just gonna abandon the guy.

505
00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:24,486
I think that'd be a little bit selfish.

506
00:27:24,558 --> 00:27:27,322
Taking care of yourself isn't selfish.

507
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:28,760
I'm gonna do it, okay?

508
00:27:28,829 --> 00:27:30,888
It's just not the right week.

509
00:27:30,965 --> 00:27:32,660
So make it the right week.

510
00:27:32,733 --> 00:27:34,132
Hire me.

511
00:27:34,201 --> 00:27:35,896
Look, it's not
a conflict of interest

512
00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:37,562
if you're not there.

513
00:27:37,638 --> 00:27:38,935
You don't even have to pay me.

514
00:27:39,006 --> 00:27:41,372
I'll just babysit the hippy man

515
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:42,875
while you do your work...

516
00:27:42,943 --> 00:27:45,002
you know, your real work.

517
00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:48,571
I'm sure I can figure out
how to fix cereal.

518
00:27:48,649 --> 00:27:51,049
Is it that you can't hear me?

519
00:27:51,118 --> 00:27:52,881
No, I hear you.

520
00:27:52,953 --> 00:27:53,920
You're scared.

521
00:27:53,988 --> 00:27:54,955
Scared it'll suck.

522
00:27:55,022 --> 00:27:56,182
Scared it'll be great.

523
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:58,725
Look, I know scared.

524
00:27:58,793 --> 00:28:00,351
I'm scared all the time.

525
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:02,362
And right now, I'm scared

526
00:28:02,396 --> 00:28:04,364
you're a cereal guy
doing a little music

527
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:08,198
instead of a musician
working in a cereal bar.

528
00:28:10,304 --> 00:28:12,295
A cereal guy?

529
00:28:13,574 --> 00:28:15,974
Thanks for that, baby.
[clears throat]

530
00:28:16,043 --> 00:28:18,307
Thanks for the love and support.

531
00:28:20,548 --> 00:28:22,140
[sighs]

532
00:28:22,216 --> 00:28:24,707
It is love.

533
00:29:04,725 --> 00:29:06,659
Nice one, Tom.
Sherlock Holmes.

534
00:29:06,727 --> 00:29:08,922
It's a deer slayer.
I had to order it.

535
00:29:08,996 --> 00:29:10,861
- You ever slay any deer?
- Nope.

536
00:29:10,931 --> 00:29:13,331
You got the proper headgear for it.

537
00:29:17,138 --> 00:29:19,072
Miss Lucille,
how the fuck are you?

538
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:21,005
Don't you be trash-mouthing me, little man.

539
00:29:21,075 --> 00:29:23,839
- I'll fuck you up.
- How about trying something new today?

540
00:29:23,911 --> 00:29:26,675
Some Apple Jacks or Honeycombs...
the one-inch?

541
00:29:26,747 --> 00:29:28,612
Just give me my cereal,
you little cracker.

542
00:29:28,682 --> 00:29:30,547
Don't make me go across
the street on your ass.

543
00:29:30,618 --> 00:29:32,279
Don't do that.
I'd break off our engagement.

544
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,184
They're giving cereal away
over there,

545
00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:35,688
but I ain't like that.

546
00:29:35,756 --> 00:29:38,748
Now fix me my cereal,
you little motherfucker.

547
00:29:38,826 --> 00:29:40,691
Miss Lucille's
special concoction...

548
00:29:40,761 --> 00:29:42,626
Cocoa Puffs,
Cocoa Krispies,

549
00:29:42,696 --> 00:29:45,164
chocolate chips
and chocolate milk.

550
00:29:45,232 --> 00:29:46,995
Mmm!

551
00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:48,932
One Soul Power Special.

552
00:29:49,003 --> 00:29:52,769
Now, before I started eating this,
I was white as your ass.

553
00:29:53,774 --> 00:29:56,902
Hey, why is that
phony Flakes guy

554
00:29:56,977 --> 00:29:59,275
hanging up flags?

555
00:29:59,346 --> 00:30:01,610
Looks like
a used car place.

556
00:30:03,417 --> 00:30:06,318
Oh, dang, he is desperate.

557
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,753
He's gonna have
the Cheese Rock 104 van any minute

558
00:30:08,822 --> 00:30:10,949
giving out free hot dogs and Cokes.

559
00:30:11,025 --> 00:30:13,687
Yeah, man.
Hot dogs and shit.

560
00:30:13,761 --> 00:30:15,626
I told you he'd tank.
I told you.

561
00:30:15,696 --> 00:30:17,561
Yeah, we kicked his dick
in the dirt!

562
00:30:17,631 --> 00:30:19,826
Yeah! We beat somebody
at something!

563
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:21,765
We're gonna be here forever!

564
00:30:21,835 --> 00:30:23,826
- We're like cockroaches!
- Whoo!

565
00:30:23,904 --> 00:30:27,635
- Flakes forever, man!
- Flakes forever!

566
00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:29,869
[chanting]
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!

567
00:30:29,944 --> 00:30:32,003
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!

568
00:30:32,079 --> 00:30:34,274
Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!

569
00:30:34,348 --> 00:30:37,044
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!

570
00:30:37,117 --> 00:30:40,143
- Whoo!
- Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!

571
00:30:40,221 --> 00:30:43,679
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!

572
00:30:43,757 --> 00:30:46,021
- [shouting]
- Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!

573
00:30:46,093 --> 00:30:48,186
- Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
- Neal!

574
00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:50,355
- Flakes! Flakes!
- Neal!

575
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:53,298
Flakes. Flakes. Flakes. Flakes.

576
00:30:53,367 --> 00:30:56,029
Look, this is nonsense.
Take care of yourself.

577
00:30:56,103 --> 00:30:57,434
Willie's happy,

578
00:30:57,504 --> 00:30:59,836
so hire me and go do
your week, okay?

579
00:30:59,907 --> 00:31:03,206
Whatever it was that was
sufficient to get us to this place

580
00:31:03,277 --> 00:31:05,643
is insufficient
to get us to the next place.

581
00:31:05,713 --> 00:31:07,806
I got that from a fortune cookie,
and it's true.

582
00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:10,543
You have to leave this place
to get to the next place.

583
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:12,518
So hire me and do your week.

584
00:31:13,954 --> 00:31:17,185
- Can we talk about this another time?
- No, Neal. Come on.

585
00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:19,488
This is ridiculous.

586
00:31:21,128 --> 00:31:23,358
Okay.

587
00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:25,660
- You gotta promise me one thing.
- Yeah.

588
00:31:25,733 --> 00:31:27,667
No matter what happens
in our professional life,

589
00:31:27,735 --> 00:31:31,000
- Mm-hmm.
- it will not affect our private life.

590
00:31:31,071 --> 00:31:33,596
- Okay.
- Okay, that means if I boss you around,

591
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,301
make you work late,
fire you, anything,

592
00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:37,241
- it's not going to affect our private life.
- Yeah.

593
00:31:37,311 --> 00:31:39,905
Yeah. That's easy. Yeah.
Okay. I promise.

594
00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:42,778
Okay. Then you're hired.

595
00:31:46,353 --> 00:31:48,651
Now you're fired.

596
00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:54,884
You promised.

597
00:32:44,178 --> 00:32:46,373
[doorbell chimes]

598
00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:00,956
As soon as business picks up,
I'll be sure to give you a call.

599
00:33:01,028 --> 00:33:03,690
No, I can help you pick up
your business right now.

600
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:06,358
See, I think I can help you
put Flakes out of business,

601
00:33:06,433 --> 00:33:08,264
and then you can make
all the money you want.

602
00:33:08,335 --> 00:33:09,700
You wanna put Flakes
out of business?

603
00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:11,704
I have to. Mercy killing.

604
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,637
- You in?
- [doorbell chimes]

605
00:33:13,707 --> 00:33:14,867
Did your boyfriend dump you?

606
00:33:14,942 --> 00:33:17,706
Is that really relevant
in a job interview?

607
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,575
[chuckles]
Right.

608
00:33:19,646 --> 00:33:21,170
[clears throat]
Sorry.

609
00:33:21,248 --> 00:33:23,045
Look, I'm not a bad guy, you know?

610
00:33:23,117 --> 00:33:24,209
I just saw an opportunity here

611
00:33:24,284 --> 00:33:25,376
that wasn't being taken advantage of.

612
00:33:25,452 --> 00:33:26,714
Those guys are never
gonna do anything

613
00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:27,754
with that business.

614
00:33:27,821 --> 00:33:29,345
I never said
you were a bad guy.

615
00:33:29,423 --> 00:33:31,653
I said, I think I can help you.

616
00:33:31,725 --> 00:33:34,558
Okay, well... Look, thanks,

617
00:33:34,628 --> 00:33:36,152
but I think I'll be okay.

618
00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:37,891
It's a pretty simple business model.

619
00:33:37,965 --> 00:33:39,296
People like to eat cereal,

620
00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:41,231
and they like to be
in a place that's clean,

621
00:33:41,301 --> 00:33:43,769
and where the staff
doesn't yell at you.

622
00:33:43,837 --> 00:33:45,862
I just have to be patient
while they find me.

623
00:33:45,939 --> 00:33:48,339
Did you know that Willie's mom
left him that building?

624
00:33:48,409 --> 00:33:50,138
So he pays no rent.

625
00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:54,078
You... and I'm
just guessing here...

626
00:33:54,148 --> 00:33:56,582
have a... an investor

627
00:33:56,650 --> 00:33:58,083
who pays through the hoo-hoo

628
00:33:58,152 --> 00:34:01,417
for this very pricy locale.

629
00:34:01,488 --> 00:34:03,285
You might as well
just call them and tell them

630
00:34:03,357 --> 00:34:04,847
that you have no idea
what you're doing

631
00:34:04,925 --> 00:34:07,519
and that this is never
gonna work out.

632
00:34:07,594 --> 00:34:08,925
- Oh, no?
- No,

633
00:34:08,996 --> 00:34:11,794
because people don't go
to Flakes to eat cereal.

634
00:34:11,865 --> 00:34:13,526
They can do that at home.

635
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,727
They go there to be a part
of something cool,

636
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:17,293
and they're never
gonna find that here,

637
00:34:17,371 --> 00:34:19,805
no matter
how patient you are.

638
00:34:23,343 --> 00:34:26,608
What do you think?

639
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,375
Oh.
[chuckles]

640
00:34:28,449 --> 00:34:32,385
Uh, I think we better
use your real name.

641
00:34:33,387 --> 00:34:35,218
This is my real name.

642
00:34:37,858 --> 00:34:40,725
Then I think we better
make something up.

643
00:34:57,578 --> 00:34:59,170
[chuckling]
Hey, hey, hey.

644
00:34:59,246 --> 00:35:01,180
- Initiation time.
- Great.

645
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,353
What's she doing?

646
00:35:17,297 --> 00:35:20,027
Making me watch.

647
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:23,399
[Man]
# I took my time #

648
00:35:23,470 --> 00:35:27,065
# And made a list #

649
00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:28,937
# Of all #

650
00:35:29,009 --> 00:35:30,977
# The things #

651
00:35:31,044 --> 00:35:33,410
# I hate #

652
00:35:34,781 --> 00:35:39,741
# You are one #

653
00:35:41,822 --> 00:35:47,226
# You are one #

654
00:35:56,670 --> 00:35:58,535
- Hey!
- Hey.

655
00:35:58,605 --> 00:36:01,438
- You been in your studio?
- Uh, yeah.

656
00:36:01,508 --> 00:36:04,306
That's great.
Oh, if you have anything

657
00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:07,040
that you'd like to play me,
I would love to hear it.

658
00:36:07,114 --> 00:36:09,139
When it's ready.

659
00:36:10,484 --> 00:36:12,349
Listen, about that "firing you" thing...

660
00:36:12,419 --> 00:36:15,013
Oh, it's fine.
I got another job.

661
00:36:15,088 --> 00:36:18,182
Is that a problem?
'Cause it's just a job.

662
00:36:18,258 --> 00:36:21,022
Just like you working at Flakes.

663
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:53,282
Shit, you're eating them?

664
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,123
- Sing the song again.
- [Neal] Mm-mm.

665
00:36:55,195 --> 00:36:57,390
Come on, man.
At least fix me up a bowl, then.

666
00:36:57,464 --> 00:36:59,523
- Mm-mm.
- Neal.

667
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,364
Neal, come here.
She's doing something.

668
00:37:02,402 --> 00:37:04,632
With plants.

669
00:37:04,705 --> 00:37:08,232
- It's temporary.
- Huh?

670
00:37:08,308 --> 00:37:10,936
Don't sound temporary
to me, Magoo.

671
00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:13,275
Come on, man.
Dose me up with some Freakies.

672
00:37:13,347 --> 00:37:14,837
Here.

673
00:37:15,949 --> 00:37:17,883
Eat this.

674
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,511
Grape cereal?
Oh, come on, man!

675
00:37:21,588 --> 00:37:24,751
Eat the grape shit if you want!
I need the Freakies!

676
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:29,159
Oh, man.

677
00:37:29,229 --> 00:37:31,595
Neal, come here, man.

678
00:37:31,665 --> 00:37:33,098
What?

679
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:36,567
Battle Creek, man. Riots.

680
00:37:44,144 --> 00:37:46,612
I think we need to back them up...
City regulations for...

681
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,614
Aw, shit.

682
00:37:48,682 --> 00:37:51,583
A smoking patio.
They're going for our stoners.

683
00:37:51,652 --> 00:37:54,120
See, now they can smoke
while they eat their cereal.

684
00:37:54,187 --> 00:37:57,486
Cool. It's cool. I like it.
I'll give you that. I just...

685
00:37:57,557 --> 00:38:01,721
I'm a little uncomfortable about
encouraging this kind of behavior, you know?

686
00:38:01,795 --> 00:38:04,764
Do you wanna be cool
or comfortable?

687
00:38:27,988 --> 00:38:29,979
[Man] # Well, the man
and his assistant #

688
00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:31,615
# Who's barely half his age #

689
00:38:31,692 --> 00:38:33,683
# There they got a little system #

690
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,455
# Where he locks her in a cage #

691
00:38:35,529 --> 00:38:37,724
# Pulls the drape around her #

692
00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:39,766
# He taps her with his wand #

693
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:43,098
# People sit and wonder
at that disappearing blonde #

694
00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,832
# Whoo-yeah #

695
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:49,000
# She grabs her money quick #

696
00:38:50,610 --> 00:38:53,511
# Well, now they're leavin'
through the back door #

697
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:57,016
# But here comes the trick #

698
00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:01,111
# Well, here comes the trick #

699
00:39:01,188 --> 00:39:02,780
# All right #

700
00:39:02,856 --> 00:39:05,381
## [vocalizing]

701
00:39:34,087 --> 00:39:36,078
Wait a minute.

702
00:39:39,493 --> 00:39:41,154
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.

703
00:39:41,228 --> 00:39:44,026
So come on in.
All right.

704
00:39:47,467 --> 00:39:48,661
Well, I changed my name,

705
00:39:48,735 --> 00:39:50,100
actually, on my 18th birthday.

706
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:51,865
It actually only takes
about two hours

707
00:39:51,938 --> 00:39:53,166
to change your name.

708
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,401
And I've been
Miss Pussy Katz ever since.

709
00:39:55,475 --> 00:39:56,567
Here you go.

710
00:39:59,646 --> 00:40:01,204
Miss Lucille, how are you?

711
00:40:01,281 --> 00:40:03,545
What you fools up to?

712
00:40:03,617 --> 00:40:06,484
Not too much. Something you might enjoy.
Why don't you take a seat?

713
00:40:06,553 --> 00:40:09,488
Oh, don't touch me, baby, unless
you gonna take it all the way.

714
00:40:09,556 --> 00:40:11,353
- One of these days, I just might.
- Oh!

715
00:40:11,424 --> 00:40:12,391
- Willie.
- Huh?

716
00:40:12,459 --> 00:40:14,324
Come here.
Front and center.

717
00:40:14,394 --> 00:40:16,589
Come on. Take a seat.
Seat of honor.

718
00:40:16,663 --> 00:40:17,755
Please, do me a favor.

719
00:40:17,831 --> 00:40:19,196
Trust Neal.
It's gonna be good.

720
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:29,406
My dad always called me Kitty...

721
00:40:29,476 --> 00:40:30,443
Kitty Katz... so I said,

722
00:40:30,510 --> 00:40:32,000
"You wanna call me
some pet feline name,

723
00:40:32,078 --> 00:40:33,477
then call me Miss Pussy."

724
00:40:33,547 --> 00:40:35,481
You said that?
To your dad you said "pussy"?

725
00:40:35,549 --> 00:40:38,484
Yeah. Thanks.

726
00:40:38,552 --> 00:40:40,486
Strawberry, how you doin'?

727
00:40:40,554 --> 00:40:41,748
Take a seat. Join the party.

728
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:52,790
- [doorbell chimes]
- Can I help you?

729
00:40:56,570 --> 00:41:00,563
"New Original Flakes cares about
New Orleans. [forced chuckle]

730
00:41:02,175 --> 00:41:04,973
"Present this coupon
for a free bowl of cereal.

731
00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:06,603
"Limit 10 per customer.

732
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,443
A $1,000 raffle will follow."

733
00:41:08,515 --> 00:41:10,176
- What the hell?
- That's my sketch.

734
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,309
- You drew this?
- Yeah. Where'd you get my drawing?

735
00:41:12,385 --> 00:41:15,650
I didn't make this!
Are you crazy?

736
00:41:15,722 --> 00:41:19,317
[gasps]
That idiot!

737
00:41:19,392 --> 00:41:21,622
Look at all that business they got!

738
00:41:21,695 --> 00:41:23,890
No, it's not business.
It's fuckin' charity.

739
00:41:23,964 --> 00:41:27,331
- Give me my cereal!
- Give us cereal! Come on!

740
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,493
I'm-I'm so sorry, sir.

741
00:41:29,569 --> 00:41:31,196
I have no idea
where these came from.

742
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,102
These have no value here.

743
00:41:33,173 --> 00:41:36,040
I can read.
You understand?

744
00:41:36,109 --> 00:41:38,669
[crowd clamoring]

745
00:41:44,284 --> 00:41:45,979
Excuse me. l...

746
00:41:46,052 --> 00:41:47,713
Help me.

747
00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:50,416
Give us some food, man!

748
00:41:50,490 --> 00:41:52,822
[muttering]

749
00:41:52,893 --> 00:41:55,054
Okay. Just a minute.

750
00:41:55,128 --> 00:41:57,096
[barking]

751
00:41:57,163 --> 00:41:59,358
[chanting]
Where's our cereal?

752
00:41:59,432 --> 00:42:01,491
- Give them the cereal.
- I didn't make that coupon!

753
00:42:01,568 --> 00:42:03,934
Your goddamn boyfriend
ought to be giving his shit away!

754
00:42:04,004 --> 00:42:06,097
Why should I be donating
my product?

755
00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:08,572
Because you're rich,
and they're hungry!

756
00:42:08,642 --> 00:42:10,837
Look, I know you've probably
never been hungry before,

757
00:42:10,911 --> 00:42:13,505
but just...
just feed them, okay?

758
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,445
Trust me.

759
00:42:15,515 --> 00:42:18,712
[chanting continues]
Where's our cereal? Where's our cereal?

760
00:42:18,785 --> 00:42:21,618
Ten bowls! Ten bowls!

761
00:42:21,688 --> 00:42:22,780
Yeah!

762
00:42:22,856 --> 00:42:25,586
- [siren blares]
- Where's our cereal?

763
00:42:25,659 --> 00:42:27,354
Where's our cereal?

764
00:42:27,427 --> 00:42:29,759
Whoa, Willie. Wait up, man.
Come on. They're not here for you.

765
00:42:29,829 --> 00:42:32,627
They're not here for you.
No. Come on.

766
00:42:32,699 --> 00:42:35,600
We're not the ones who shut down
Frenchman Street. They are.

767
00:42:35,669 --> 00:42:38,763
Where's our cereal?
Where's our cereal?

768
00:42:38,838 --> 00:42:43,172
Where's our cereal?
Where's our cereal?

769
00:42:43,243 --> 00:42:45,336
- Are you the owner here?
- Yes, I'm the owner.

770
00:42:45,412 --> 00:42:48,779
I need to borrow this.
Please, please. I'll take care of it.

771
00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:50,816
Where's our cereal?

772
00:42:50,884 --> 00:42:54,320
Where's our cereal?
Where's our cereal?

773
00:42:54,387 --> 00:42:56,150
Where's our cereal?

774
00:42:56,222 --> 00:42:59,555
- Where's our cereal?
- Ex-Excuse me.

775
00:42:59,626 --> 00:43:01,355
- [feedback]
- Excuse me.

776
00:43:01,394 --> 00:43:04,830
[over bullhorn]
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

777
00:43:04,864 --> 00:43:07,958
- Excuse me, everyone.
- [Man] Where's our cereal?

778
00:43:08,034 --> 00:43:09,626
There's, uh... There's...

779
00:43:09,703 --> 00:43:10,897
There's been, uh,

780
00:43:10,971 --> 00:43:13,269
a little misunderstanding here.

781
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,932
- Here it is, here it is.
- Bad idea.

782
00:43:15,008 --> 00:43:16,908
- Go back inside.
- [Stuart] Hear me out.

783
00:43:16,977 --> 00:43:18,604
No. We didn't... We...

784
00:43:18,678 --> 00:43:22,637
We didn't expect this kind
of a turnout today, so, uh...

785
00:43:22,716 --> 00:43:25,810
- [Stuart stammering]
- They're gonna fuckin' stone him!

786
00:43:25,885 --> 00:43:28,046
- [crowd murmuring]
- Um...

787
00:43:29,956 --> 00:43:32,151
Just say something.

788
00:43:34,527 --> 00:43:36,791
All we can do today
is two bowls.

789
00:43:36,863 --> 00:43:40,162
[crowd cheering]

790
00:43:41,601 --> 00:43:45,162
That's the best
that we can do.

791
00:43:45,238 --> 00:43:47,103
So, please,
please be patient,

792
00:43:47,173 --> 00:43:49,334
and we will just
keep pouring cereal

793
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:50,501
until we run out!

794
00:43:50,577 --> 00:43:51,669
[crowd cheering]

795
00:43:51,745 --> 00:43:54,213
Then we'll do
the $1,000 raffle.

796
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,407
[cheering intensifies]

797
00:43:56,483 --> 00:43:59,008
Fuckin' capitalist.

798
00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:07,056
As you know,
homelessness and hunger

799
00:44:07,127 --> 00:44:08,526
are real problems
in our city.

800
00:44:08,595 --> 00:44:10,324
And here's one businessman
who's turning

801
00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:12,262
a promotional event
for his store

802
00:44:12,332 --> 00:44:15,324
into a huge act
of generosity.

803
00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:18,235
[muttering]

804
00:44:18,304 --> 00:44:19,965
Response from the public:

805
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,439
nothing short of overwhelming.

806
00:44:21,508 --> 00:44:22,941
[Pussy]
Honey, I'm home.

807
00:44:23,009 --> 00:44:25,375
Effectively shutting down
the Faubourg Marigny

808
00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:28,005
in the Lower French Quarter.

809
00:44:28,081 --> 00:44:31,016
And how was your day today?
Did anything interesting happen?

810
00:44:31,084 --> 00:44:33,814
You broke one of my 10 rules
for successful living...

811
00:44:33,887 --> 00:44:35,320
never be on the news.

812
00:44:35,388 --> 00:44:38,050
- As it turns out, all for a worthy cause...
- There you are.

813
00:44:38,124 --> 00:44:41,560
bringing food to the needy,
sponsored by our city's latest hero.

814
00:44:41,628 --> 00:44:43,994
No. No, I can't quite
make up the hand

815
00:44:44,064 --> 00:44:47,227
you have shoved up the ass
of that little Stuart puppet of yours.

816
00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:49,393
Deftly done.
What's the phrase he keeps using?

817
00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:52,267
"A community of responsibility"?
Pure M.P. Katz.

818
00:44:52,338 --> 00:44:55,068
Nope. All him.
He's actually very savvy

819
00:44:55,141 --> 00:44:57,302
- about this kind of stuff.
- [scoffs]

820
00:44:57,377 --> 00:44:59,345
We'll be back with

821
00:44:59,412 --> 00:45:01,346
the AccuWeather forecast

822
00:45:01,414 --> 00:45:02,972
after this.

823
00:45:03,049 --> 00:45:04,277
So?

824
00:45:04,350 --> 00:45:05,783
So, what?

825
00:45:05,852 --> 00:45:08,013
- So is he bankrupt?
- [laughs]

826
00:45:08,088 --> 00:45:10,249
- "Is he bankrupt?"
- Yeah.

827
00:45:10,323 --> 00:45:12,291
No, he's not bankrupt!

828
00:45:12,358 --> 00:45:14,588
He's fine, you idiot!

829
00:45:14,661 --> 00:45:16,891
Oh, my, my, my.

830
00:45:16,963 --> 00:45:18,590
That was the stupidest...

831
00:45:18,665 --> 00:45:20,496
way the stupidest stunt

832
00:45:20,567 --> 00:45:22,159
you've ever pulled.

833
00:45:22,235 --> 00:45:24,897
Vintage Neal Downs lunacy.

834
00:45:24,971 --> 00:45:26,939
- Yes, it was pretty fucked up.
- [laughs]

835
00:45:27,006 --> 00:45:28,598
Yes, it was.

836
00:45:28,675 --> 00:45:31,508
Brilliant, inspired stupidity.

837
00:45:31,578 --> 00:45:34,411
Oh. Plus, between
you two morons,

838
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,608
some very poor people got fed today.

839
00:45:36,683 --> 00:45:39,174
That was beautiful.

840
00:45:39,252 --> 00:45:42,847
God, Neal, if you could ever
harness that kind of madness

841
00:45:42,922 --> 00:45:45,482
- in your art instead of that cereal shop...
- Oh, God.

842
00:45:45,558 --> 00:45:49,358
For your information,
Miss Harpy Nag,

843
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:53,694
I hired someone
to do just that today.

844
00:45:55,301 --> 00:45:56,791
What? You re...

845
00:45:56,870 --> 00:45:58,804
You really...
You really hired someone?

846
00:45:58,872 --> 00:46:01,033
Did I stutter?

847
00:46:01,107 --> 00:46:02,335
Who?

848
00:46:02,408 --> 00:46:04,603
That Strawberry chick.

849
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:08,572
Baby Spice?

850
00:46:08,648 --> 00:46:11,674
Oh, come on.
Listen to you, hypocrite,

851
00:46:11,751 --> 00:46:14,879
with your little Stuey
to keep you company, huh?

852
00:46:14,954 --> 00:46:16,683
That is not what that is like.

853
00:46:16,756 --> 00:46:18,883
Oh, Miss P, you put
trees outside my store.

854
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:21,017
- Stuart is not... Shut up.
- I love you so much!

855
00:46:21,094 --> 00:46:22,755
Okay, look, you're right.

856
00:46:22,829 --> 00:46:25,093
As long as you're doing
your week, that's all that matters.

857
00:46:25,165 --> 00:46:27,030
- Yeah.
- You are doing your week, right?

858
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:28,761
- Yes, I'm doing my week.
- Good.

859
00:46:28,835 --> 00:46:30,700
- So you can quit now, right?
- Right.

860
00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:33,568
- Good. Ow!
- Don't take my stuff without asking, you turd!

861
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,437
What is your problem?
Get off me.

862
00:46:35,508 --> 00:46:37,169
Get back, too, huh?
Ow! Ow!

863
00:46:37,243 --> 00:46:39,211
Too hard. I'm a girl.
Get away.

864
00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:44,483
Here you go.

865
00:46:45,618 --> 00:46:48,109
Ta-da!

866
00:46:48,188 --> 00:46:50,713
You can go now if you want.
I think I got the hang of it.

867
00:46:50,790 --> 00:46:53,554
- You sure?
- Yeah. It's cool.

868
00:46:53,626 --> 00:46:56,789
Okay. Make sure you keep
an eye out across the street.

869
00:46:56,863 --> 00:46:59,764
If you see any more than 50 people
in there at a time, call the fire marshal.

870
00:46:59,832 --> 00:47:01,732
It's illegal.
I left the number by the phone.

871
00:47:01,801 --> 00:47:02,893
Got it.

872
00:47:03,937 --> 00:47:07,634
Neal, have you done inventory?

873
00:47:07,707 --> 00:47:09,766
- What?
- Inventory!

874
00:47:09,842 --> 00:47:12,106
Th-That's when you count stuff, man.

875
00:47:12,178 --> 00:47:14,840
And... And no more refills.

876
00:47:14,914 --> 00:47:17,144
You hear that? No more refills.

877
00:47:17,217 --> 00:47:19,845
This doesn't grow on trees,
you know.

878
00:47:19,919 --> 00:47:22,615
You... You don't work here.

879
00:47:22,689 --> 00:47:24,623
[chuckles]
Yeah, I do.

880
00:47:24,691 --> 00:47:26,352
We can't afford that.

881
00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:27,688
She works for free.

882
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,456
- I don't care. Out! Out!
- Okay. Sorry.

883
00:47:31,531 --> 00:47:33,396
Willie, what is that?

884
00:47:33,466 --> 00:47:36,697
It's toilet paper. I got it from
the Burger King on the way from the bank.

885
00:47:36,769 --> 00:47:38,236
You were at a bank?

886
00:47:39,472 --> 00:47:41,531
- Twice.
- [papers rustling]

887
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:45,009
I sat at the desk, too,
not the counter.

888
00:47:48,982 --> 00:47:51,542
I talked to the manager.

889
00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:54,348
They're gonna seize your assets.

890
00:47:57,490 --> 00:48:00,254
[Stuart]
No, no, no, no, no. You can't quit.

891
00:48:00,326 --> 00:48:02,760
We just started. Look at what
you've already done here.

892
00:48:02,829 --> 00:48:04,922
- Is that a new shirt?
- What?

893
00:48:04,998 --> 00:48:07,228
Look, this sketch...
I love this.

894
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,495
You know, I took art history class,
and I know good art.

895
00:48:09,569 --> 00:48:11,503
This is really, really good.

896
00:48:11,571 --> 00:48:14,768
Look, okay, I was gonna
say this before, I swear.

897
00:48:14,841 --> 00:48:16,706
I want you to bring
your work here.

898
00:48:16,776 --> 00:48:19,574
You know, you can make this,
like, your gallery.

899
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:22,137
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you think?

900
00:48:23,816 --> 00:48:25,750
I think it looks better.

901
00:48:25,818 --> 00:48:28,753
No, I meant about
the gallery thing.

902
00:48:28,821 --> 00:48:31,255
I know what you meant.

903
00:48:35,361 --> 00:48:37,693
Those bastards stole my life.

904
00:48:37,764 --> 00:48:40,028
They stole my whole gig, man.

905
00:48:40,099 --> 00:48:41,896
The name, everything.

906
00:48:41,968 --> 00:48:43,458
You know who's over there now?

907
00:48:44,470 --> 00:48:46,563
[sighs]
Everyone.

908
00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:49,107
A bunch of high school kids
and tourists,

909
00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:52,167
a bunch of punks,
normal-looking guys.

910
00:48:52,245 --> 00:48:54,770
A woman that Skinny Larry
says is his mom...

911
00:48:54,847 --> 00:48:56,712
She's over there right now.

912
00:48:56,783 --> 00:48:58,546
- [Neal] That is his mom.
- Whatever.

913
00:48:58,618 --> 00:49:01,451
She's eating Special K
out of a fucking bathtub.

914
00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:04,046
Got to be
a whole box in there!

915
00:49:04,123 --> 00:49:06,683
How could you let
this happen, Neal?

916
00:49:06,759 --> 00:49:08,693
- Me?
- You're the manager!

917
00:49:08,761 --> 00:49:12,128
Because one day, you said,
"Hey, Neal, be the manager."

918
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,891
You, Bob...

919
00:49:14,967 --> 00:49:15,991
Tom.

920
00:49:16,069 --> 00:49:18,037
T-Tom.

921
00:49:18,104 --> 00:49:19,969
You're a lawyer, aren't you?

922
00:49:20,039 --> 00:49:21,529
You're a lawyer?

923
00:49:23,609 --> 00:49:25,474
Let's sue him.
Can we do that?

924
00:49:25,545 --> 00:49:27,877
Don't even joke about that, Willie.
We're stronger than that, man.

925
00:49:27,947 --> 00:49:31,314
Come on, Tom. Say we can
sue him. Identity theft, right?

926
00:49:31,384 --> 00:49:33,682
That's possible.

927
00:49:33,753 --> 00:49:36,449
I'll have to look it up
in, you know,

928
00:49:36,522 --> 00:49:39,218
the Louisiana Code
of Civil Procedures.

929
00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:40,657
Yes, look it up, man.
Look it up.

930
00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,820
I don't have
those books anymore.

931
00:49:42,895 --> 00:49:45,659
Doesn't Loyola have
a fucking library?

932
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:49,860
[groaning]

933
00:49:52,538 --> 00:49:54,369
I'm gonna die.

934
00:49:56,709 --> 00:49:58,574
- I'm gonna die.
- Come on, man.

935
00:49:58,644 --> 00:50:02,341
You're not gonna die, Willie.
You're gonna be fine.

936
00:50:02,415 --> 00:50:05,680
Maybe I should
just close down.

937
00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:07,014
What?

938
00:50:08,321 --> 00:50:11,518
No, that's crazy talk.
You can't close down.

939
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:14,082
Everything's gonna be fine.

940
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,594
All right.
I'm gonna handle this.

941
00:50:16,662 --> 00:50:18,960
Nicholas, score Willie a joint.

942
00:50:19,031 --> 00:50:22,262
Mr. Tom, you come with me.

943
00:50:22,335 --> 00:50:24,235
Now, listen, this guy Stuart's just

944
00:50:24,303 --> 00:50:25,964
a little grad school pussy, okay?

945
00:50:26,038 --> 00:50:27,903
So just say a bunch
of law shit to him,

946
00:50:27,974 --> 00:50:29,942
sound serious and threatening.

947
00:50:30,009 --> 00:50:32,477
I can't believe
I'm touching a lawyer.

948
00:50:32,545 --> 00:50:34,410
All right, Mr. Tom.
This is your chance to atone

949
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,779
- for all those years of practice...
- Six months.

950
00:50:39,385 --> 00:50:42,354
Six months of practice
as an ambulance-chasing weasel.

951
00:50:42,422 --> 00:50:43,753
[doorbell chimes]

952
00:50:53,699 --> 00:50:55,291
Okay, old-timer.

953
00:50:55,368 --> 00:50:57,928
You pull this off,
free cereal for life.

954
00:50:58,004 --> 00:51:01,269
Hell, if you pull this off,
I'll even buy you a sombrero.

955
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:03,433
But I don't think
I want my artwork used

956
00:51:03,509 --> 00:51:05,909
as a marketing tool
for a cereal shop.

957
00:51:05,978 --> 00:51:07,912
See, that's what
I don't understand.

958
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,778
To me, it's, like, things are either
for sale or they're not for sale.

959
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:13,318
And I really think
we can sell your stuff.

960
00:51:13,386 --> 00:51:15,854
Stuart, this is Willie's attorney,

961
00:51:15,922 --> 00:51:17,184
and he has something that he'd like...

962
00:51:17,256 --> 00:51:20,191
T-Tom. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Come on.

963
00:51:20,259 --> 00:51:22,193
[clears throat]

964
00:51:22,261 --> 00:51:24,855
He has something
he'd like to tell you.

965
00:51:31,938 --> 00:51:34,304
Hi. Stuart Zeringue the 4th.

966
00:51:34,373 --> 00:51:36,898
You're a lawyer? Maybe you know
my father, Tre Zeringue?

967
00:51:36,976 --> 00:51:38,910
Riley, Zeringue & Carmouche?

968
00:51:38,978 --> 00:51:40,570
Ooh.

969
00:51:40,646 --> 00:51:42,739
I already have a sombrero.

970
00:51:44,417 --> 00:51:46,977
- A what?
- [doorbell chimes]

971
00:51:47,053 --> 00:51:48,918
What the fuck are you
still doing here?

972
00:51:48,988 --> 00:51:50,012
What are you doing here?

973
00:51:50,089 --> 00:51:53,388
You're supposed to be working
on your CD in your studio, Neal.

974
00:51:54,927 --> 00:51:57,589
Her name's Rachel.

975
00:51:57,663 --> 00:52:01,030
Rachel Irene Katz.

976
00:52:02,668 --> 00:52:05,398
And your daddy
probably knows her daddy.

977
00:52:06,405 --> 00:52:07,667
[doorbell chimes]

978
00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:12,837
Did you say a gallery?

979
00:52:14,247 --> 00:52:17,080
[Man]
# Ten turns against me #

980
00:52:17,149 --> 00:52:20,744
# And you've gone #

981
00:52:22,054 --> 00:52:28,050
# I put your favorite records on #

982
00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:33,387
# And sit around #

983
00:52:33,466 --> 00:52:36,867
# It spins around #

984
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:42,568
# And you're around again #

985
00:52:42,642 --> 00:52:45,634
## [continues, indistinct]

986
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:55,218
# Cue every memory
at half-speed #

987
00:52:55,288 --> 00:52:57,722
# It's Just like #

988
00:52:57,790 --> 00:53:01,385
- Oh, fuck.
- # Try and slow me down #

989
00:53:02,828 --> 00:53:06,025
Come on, Willie!
You promised me!

990
00:53:24,850 --> 00:53:26,010
I'm just afraid there might be

991
00:53:26,085 --> 00:53:28,280
a conflict of interest here.

992
00:53:28,354 --> 00:53:29,480
No, it's not a problem.

993
00:53:29,555 --> 00:53:30,988
We keep our private
lives separate.

994
00:53:31,057 --> 00:53:33,082
It's just a job.

995
00:53:33,159 --> 00:53:35,889
Okay, but this is not Flakes.

996
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:38,931
Here, we keep track
of hours and inventory

997
00:53:38,998 --> 00:53:40,932
and portion control.

998
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,230
And you have to wear a hat.

999
00:53:43,302 --> 00:53:44,735
It's a health code requirement.

1000
00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:46,669
We'll get you a little name tag.

1001
00:53:46,739 --> 00:53:49,173
And... rubber gloves

1002
00:53:49,241 --> 00:53:51,471
for whenever
you handle the product.

1003
00:53:52,878 --> 00:53:55,176
You know, there's
one more thing, too, Neal.

1004
00:53:55,247 --> 00:53:58,307
When you were at Flakes,
you were rude

1005
00:53:58,384 --> 00:54:01,649
and self-righteous and sarcastic

1006
00:54:01,721 --> 00:54:04,622
and full of all that antiestablishment talk.

1007
00:54:04,690 --> 00:54:06,715
You know, "fight the power"

1008
00:54:06,792 --> 00:54:08,919
and all that?

1009
00:54:10,563 --> 00:54:12,497
Do that here.

1010
00:54:16,669 --> 00:54:18,603
It sells.

1011
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,304
[Neal clears throat]

1012
00:54:25,044 --> 00:54:27,444
- Your change.
- Thanks.

1013
00:54:29,081 --> 00:54:30,571
[sighs]

1014
00:54:33,019 --> 00:54:34,987
[doorbell chimes]

1015
00:54:35,988 --> 00:54:37,387
Hi, Feral.

1016
00:54:42,628 --> 00:54:44,926
What are you doing here?

1017
00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:47,227
Same as you.
Just needed a job, you know?

1018
00:54:47,299 --> 00:54:50,132
Now that Flakes is closed down.

1019
00:54:50,202 --> 00:54:52,727
What is this, the new special?
You buy three bowls of cereal,

1020
00:54:52,805 --> 00:54:55,467
get a free Miss P. art smock?

1021
00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:57,702
I can't look at you
in that hat.

1022
00:54:57,777 --> 00:55:00,405
Oh, will you excuse me
for a moment?

1023
00:55:00,479 --> 00:55:03,039
[clears throat]
Good morning, ma'am.

1024
00:55:03,115 --> 00:55:05,242
- Good morning.
- Can I help you?

1025
00:55:05,317 --> 00:55:08,343
Yes. I would like the Mix-a-Bunch
with double maple granola,

1026
00:55:08,421 --> 00:55:10,912
skim milk and crumpled
boysenberry crumble.

1027
00:55:10,990 --> 00:55:12,821
- Excellent choice.
- Thank you.

1028
00:55:36,215 --> 00:55:39,207
There you are. Enjoy.

1029
00:55:39,285 --> 00:55:41,276
Keep the change.

1030
00:55:41,353 --> 00:55:43,981
Thank you very much.

1031
00:55:45,391 --> 00:55:47,325
- Hello, Mr. Zeringue.
- How we doing over here, guys?

1032
00:55:47,393 --> 00:55:49,327
I meant to tell you,
silica packets

1033
00:55:49,395 --> 00:55:51,693
in the bulk containers
will help keep things crunchy.

1034
00:55:51,764 --> 00:55:54,358
They use them in electronics gear
to keep them dry.

1035
00:55:54,433 --> 00:55:56,367
Will used to get them
in old stereo boxes,

1036
00:55:56,435 --> 00:55:58,596
but I'm sure you'll
just want to buy some.

1037
00:55:58,671 --> 00:56:01,538
Good looking out, Neal.
Big help. Thanks.

1038
00:56:11,016 --> 00:56:13,109
And based on her energy,

1039
00:56:13,185 --> 00:56:14,880
commitment, and leadership skills,

1040
00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:16,785
I'd like to announce
that Feral is going to be

1041
00:56:16,856 --> 00:56:19,120
our first assistant manager.

1042
00:56:23,028 --> 00:56:25,019
- [applause continues]
- [Stuart chuckling]

1043
00:56:26,198 --> 00:56:28,530
So, effective...

1044
00:56:30,202 --> 00:56:32,102
Effective immediately,

1045
00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:34,230
she will be responsible for staffing,

1046
00:56:34,306 --> 00:56:35,898
promotions, inventory.

1047
00:56:35,975 --> 00:56:38,205
Basically, as much of my job
as I can dump on her.

1048
00:56:38,277 --> 00:56:39,972
[laughing loudly]

1049
00:56:41,247 --> 00:56:43,340
[laughing continues]

1050
00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:48,017
[clears throat]

1051
00:56:48,087 --> 00:56:51,113
So, that's basically all, um...

1052
00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:52,782
all...

1053
00:56:52,858 --> 00:56:54,792
Uh, meeting adjourned.

1054
00:57:00,032 --> 00:57:02,000
[Pussy]
Neal.

1055
00:57:03,302 --> 00:57:05,566
Can you come here
for a second?

1056
00:57:05,638 --> 00:57:07,868
Jawohll

1057
00:57:13,913 --> 00:57:15,403
You're fired.

1058
00:57:31,764 --> 00:57:35,757
Nooo! No!

1059
00:57:37,536 --> 00:57:39,868
You owe me $86.38, Neal!

1060
00:57:39,939 --> 00:57:42,567
- Fuck off, Benedict!
- [doorbell chimes]

1061
00:57:53,986 --> 00:57:57,752
Neal! Neal, I got in!

1062
00:57:57,823 --> 00:58:00,553
Loyola Jazz Studies program, man.
I got in!

1063
00:58:00,626 --> 00:58:02,617
I fucking got in!

1064
00:58:04,296 --> 00:58:06,787
That's great, man.
You can do weddings now.

1065
00:58:06,866 --> 00:58:08,766
Yeah, weddings
and Bar Mitzvahs and shit!

1066
00:58:08,834 --> 00:58:10,165
Dude, I'm gonna play
everywhere.

1067
00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,500
I'm gonna play till
my fuckin' arms fall off.

1068
00:58:12,571 --> 00:58:15,131
I'm gonna go let people know.
Later, man!

1069
00:58:26,118 --> 00:58:27,449
What?

1070
00:58:28,821 --> 00:58:31,813
I made 200 bucks for being
employee of the month today.

1071
00:58:34,326 --> 00:58:37,818
I would like you to blow it all with me
in a very fancy restaurant.

1072
00:58:39,732 --> 00:58:43,293
I was thinking, mmm, Antoine's.

1073
00:58:44,470 --> 00:58:45,903
[horse whinnies]

1074
00:58:56,815 --> 00:58:58,305
[sighs]

1075
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,894
- Better?
- [chuckles]

1076
00:59:09,962 --> 00:59:11,987
It's an old high school trick
I learned.

1077
00:59:12,064 --> 00:59:14,624
Do that first on the date,
and everything else seems easy.

1078
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:16,361
That was nice.

1079
00:59:16,435 --> 00:59:18,335
Des huitres en coquille
� la Rockefeller.

1080
00:59:18,404 --> 00:59:21,532
Magnifique.
[chuckles]

1081
00:59:23,542 --> 00:59:26,602
Mmm! Those dead snails
look divine.

1082
00:59:28,681 --> 00:59:30,478
Les Escargots a la Bourguignonne.

1083
00:59:30,549 --> 00:59:31,516
[speaks French]

1084
00:59:31,583 --> 00:59:33,608
We use the little
Barbie forks for these?

1085
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:37,279
Uh, Enrique, one more thing.

1086
00:59:37,356 --> 00:59:38,550
[clears throat]

1087
00:59:38,624 --> 00:59:40,489
I heard a rumor
that fat cats come in here

1088
00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:41,992
and use a secret code

1089
00:59:42,061 --> 00:59:44,928
to order pitchers of martinis
disguised as water.

1090
00:59:44,997 --> 00:59:47,022
True?

1091
00:59:47,099 --> 00:59:49,590
I really couldn't say.

1092
00:59:49,668 --> 00:59:51,966
[no audible dialogue]

1093
00:59:52,037 --> 00:59:53,527
How's the firewater, boys?

1094
00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:57,972
[chuckles]

1095
01:00:02,982 --> 01:00:04,609
Cheers.

1096
01:00:04,683 --> 01:00:07,311
Cheers.

1097
01:00:15,694 --> 01:00:18,891
Mmm! Man, that's good.

1098
01:00:18,964 --> 01:00:20,397
How is yours?

1099
01:00:20,466 --> 01:00:22,263
It's great.

1100
01:00:22,334 --> 01:00:23,631
I mean, the fish is amazing.

1101
01:00:23,702 --> 01:00:25,829
But buried under a pound
of crab and shrimp,

1102
01:00:25,904 --> 01:00:27,166
it's out of fucking control.

1103
01:00:33,445 --> 01:00:36,744
- Hey, Neal.
- Mm-hmm?

1104
01:00:36,815 --> 01:00:39,716
You know how we talked
about the Airstream...

1105
01:00:39,785 --> 01:00:41,878
rock and roll cult leader
and art legend?

1106
01:00:41,954 --> 01:00:43,421
Mm-hmm.

1107
01:00:43,489 --> 01:00:46,049
You understand that that's a plan.

1108
01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:47,786
That's not a fantasy.

1109
01:00:50,329 --> 01:00:53,526
I know... that I screwed
some stuff up.

1110
01:00:53,599 --> 01:00:55,965
- But...
- It's okay.

1111
01:00:56,035 --> 01:00:57,969
I can get another job.

1112
01:00:58,037 --> 01:00:59,800
What?

1113
01:00:59,872 --> 01:01:02,102
I can have another one tomorrow.
It's just a job.

1114
01:01:02,174 --> 01:01:04,267
Stop saying that!

1115
01:01:04,343 --> 01:01:05,833
There's no such thing
as just a job.

1116
01:01:05,911 --> 01:01:07,845
Anything that takes up your time
takes up your life.

1117
01:01:07,913 --> 01:01:10,404
What if you never do anything
that you think is important?

1118
01:01:10,482 --> 01:01:12,416
Oh, what? Like you?
You think you're gonna

1119
01:01:12,484 --> 01:01:14,418
become an art legend
selling fuckin' souvenirs?

1120
01:01:14,486 --> 01:01:17,216
Next, you're gonna be gluing
googly eyes onto conch shells

1121
01:01:17,289 --> 01:01:19,780
with the New Original logo
"We crushed the little guy."

1122
01:01:19,858 --> 01:01:22,622
You killed Flakes!
You're a fuckin' sellout!

1123
01:01:22,694 --> 01:01:24,127
I said I screwed
some stuff up!

1124
01:01:24,196 --> 01:01:26,187
I just thought that
if Flakes was gone, that...

1125
01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:29,291
You know what? At least I'm trying.
Are you trying anything?

1126
01:01:29,368 --> 01:01:32,030
How are you supposed to get to the dream,
Neal, if you don't try anything?

1127
01:01:32,104 --> 01:01:34,470
Have you committed
one note, one word?

1128
01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:36,405
Hell, yes!
Fuck, yes, I have!

1129
01:01:36,475 --> 01:01:39,535
- Well, then, play me a song!
- Well, then, bring me a guitar!

1130
01:01:41,213 --> 01:01:43,147
I'll cancel the desserts for you.

1131
01:01:44,216 --> 01:01:45,877
Good night.

1132
01:01:48,887 --> 01:01:50,821
Thank you, Enrique.

1133
01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:03,396
Oh, man.

1134
01:02:03,469 --> 01:02:06,461
Whoo! We got kicked out
of Antoine's.

1135
01:02:06,538 --> 01:02:09,200
Right on.
[chuckling]

1136
01:02:10,876 --> 01:02:13,606
Oh.

1137
01:02:13,679 --> 01:02:16,079
Oh, so you think I've just been
fucking around all this time,

1138
01:02:16,148 --> 01:02:19,083
- and I got nothing, huh?
- No. l... No.

1139
01:02:19,151 --> 01:02:21,142
I think it's really hard
to drag something

1140
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,211
out of yourself
and show it to someone.

1141
01:02:31,296 --> 01:02:33,161
Oh.

1142
01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:35,656
Oh, God.

1143
01:02:35,734 --> 01:02:37,668
I didn't mean to do this now.

1144
01:02:37,736 --> 01:02:40,500
l... Maybe I did. I don't know.

1145
01:02:40,572 --> 01:02:44,804
But, um, I can't keep waiting.

1146
01:02:45,944 --> 01:02:49,175
Well... Well, wait a minute.

1147
01:02:49,248 --> 01:02:51,113
What are you talking about?

1148
01:02:51,183 --> 01:02:53,481
What the hell happened to all
that "I'm so committed" stuff?

1149
01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:57,113
[sighs]
I don't know.

1150
01:02:59,057 --> 01:03:01,924
I don't know.

1151
01:03:04,029 --> 01:03:06,054
- [groans]
- Oh.

1152
01:03:06,131 --> 01:03:08,122
- [groans louder]
- Are you... Are you okay?

1153
01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:11,298
- What?
- Oh, fuck.

1154
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:13,531
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, it's not that.

1155
01:03:13,605 --> 01:03:16,938
I'm not used to all that meat
and butter and shit.

1156
01:03:17,009 --> 01:03:19,671
That's because
you only eat cereal!

1157
01:03:19,745 --> 01:03:21,406
It's not food!

1158
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:22,879
It's baby food.

1159
01:03:22,948 --> 01:03:25,542
Oh, God, you want me to grow up?
Is that what this is all about?

1160
01:03:25,617 --> 01:03:27,710
No, no, I don't want that.

1161
01:03:27,786 --> 01:03:30,653
I don't ever want that.
I just want you to grow.

1162
01:03:30,722 --> 01:03:31,689
[groans]

1163
01:03:31,757 --> 01:03:33,782
I'm sorry
to disappoint you again.

1164
01:03:35,928 --> 01:03:37,691
Fuck you, Mr. Downs.

1165
01:03:37,763 --> 01:03:40,630
Fuck you
for breaking my heart!

1166
01:03:40,699 --> 01:03:42,997
[retching]

1167
01:03:45,804 --> 01:03:48,466
[coughing]

1168
01:03:57,216 --> 01:03:58,513
[door opens]

1169
01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:00,074
[Neal]
P?

1170
01:04:02,788 --> 01:04:04,278
P.

1171
01:04:06,225 --> 01:04:07,988
Wait a minute.

1172
01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:10,858
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.

1173
01:04:10,929 --> 01:04:13,830
I got... I got something
I want you to hear.

1174
01:04:13,899 --> 01:04:15,924
I got 10 songs here
I've been working on.

1175
01:04:16,001 --> 01:04:18,026
You think I've been working
on nothing, huh?

1176
01:04:18,103 --> 01:04:20,401
I want you
to listen to this.

1177
01:04:20,472 --> 01:04:22,064
Wait a minute.

1178
01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:24,131
Hey!

1179
01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:25,904
Don't go.

1180
01:04:25,978 --> 01:04:27,878
Do not go!

1181
01:04:27,946 --> 01:04:29,971
Fuck!

1182
01:04:32,551 --> 01:04:33,643
## [rock, loud]

1183
01:04:33,719 --> 01:04:35,277
Listen.

1184
01:04:37,923 --> 01:04:39,754
Listen!

1185
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,625
You wanted me
to play you a song!

1186
01:04:43,695 --> 01:04:45,686
I'm playing you a song!

1187
01:04:46,798 --> 01:04:49,130
## [continues]

1188
01:04:49,201 --> 01:04:50,862
[pounding on wall]

1189
01:04:55,907 --> 01:04:57,841
[pounding continues]

1190
01:05:06,418 --> 01:05:08,283
Shut up!

1191
01:05:12,190 --> 01:05:13,851
## [stops]

1192
01:05:26,338 --> 01:05:28,306
[Man]
# I sit around #

1193
01:05:28,373 --> 01:05:30,739
# Nothing's the same #

1194
01:05:30,809 --> 01:05:33,209
# I'm lookin' for answers #

1195
01:05:33,278 --> 01:05:36,611
# But I'm already late #

1196
01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:40,812
# You say you need me
one more night #

1197
01:05:40,886 --> 01:05:43,616
# And then you're
packing your bags #

1198
01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:47,318
# Saying, "It's all right" #

1199
01:05:47,392 --> 01:05:49,519
# I don't know why #

1200
01:05:49,594 --> 01:05:52,461
# I wait and I wait #

1201
01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:54,499
# I'm looking for somethin' #

1202
01:05:54,566 --> 01:05:57,933
# But you're not gonna change #

1203
01:05:58,003 --> 01:06:02,201
# Turn around
and I see that all fadin' #

1204
01:06:02,274 --> 01:06:05,072
# Now you've gone away #

1205
01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:12,739
# I turn around
and I see that I'm fadin' #

1206
01:06:12,818 --> 01:06:16,879
# Now you've gone away #

1207
01:07:50,382 --> 01:07:53,044
Willie!

1208
01:07:53,118 --> 01:07:55,484
Willie, open up!

1209
01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:03,121
This shit really isn't very good.

1210
01:08:03,195 --> 01:08:04,753
I'm trying to finish up
all the milk

1211
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:06,889
so it won't go to waste.

1212
01:08:06,965 --> 01:08:09,297
I need all the paperwork
for Flakes.

1213
01:08:11,102 --> 01:08:13,935
I'm taking the Maypo.

1214
01:08:14,005 --> 01:08:15,939
Let me know if
there's anything you want,

1215
01:08:16,007 --> 01:08:17,941
before I let Bruce look it over.

1216
01:08:18,009 --> 01:08:21,240
Don't let Bruce look
anything over. Not yet.

1217
01:08:21,313 --> 01:08:22,507
Come on.
The paperwork, Willie.

1218
01:08:22,581 --> 01:08:23,775
I need, uh,

1219
01:08:23,849 --> 01:08:26,443
incorporation papers,
occupational license,

1220
01:08:26,518 --> 01:08:28,452
taxes for the last two years,

1221
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,454
any press clippings you have
about the place.

1222
01:08:30,522 --> 01:08:33,685
Oh, maybe. In my place.

1223
01:08:33,758 --> 01:08:35,953
- Your place?
- Mm-hmm.

1224
01:08:36,027 --> 01:08:37,892
Okay, let's go.

1225
01:08:37,963 --> 01:08:40,523
There's another bag of milk.

1226
01:08:40,599 --> 01:08:42,533
Let it go, man.

1227
01:08:46,605 --> 01:08:48,470
What are we doing?

1228
01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:51,065
We ain't letting Flakes die
without a fight.

1229
01:08:51,142 --> 01:08:52,734
Where's the papers?

1230
01:08:52,811 --> 01:08:56,144
I don't know.
Probably somewhere.

1231
01:08:56,214 --> 01:08:58,045
In here.

1232
01:09:01,686 --> 01:09:03,745
Aw, shit!

1233
01:09:03,822 --> 01:09:05,983
No wonder we tanked.

1234
01:09:07,492 --> 01:09:10,256
This is sick, man.
You gotta find what's important,

1235
01:09:10,328 --> 01:09:13,627
and then hit the rest of this shit
with some kerosene and a match.

1236
01:09:13,698 --> 01:09:16,758
You're gonna smother
under all this crap.

1237
01:09:16,835 --> 01:09:18,700
All right.
Department of Health.

1238
01:09:18,770 --> 01:09:21,068
This should be
your occupational license,

1239
01:09:21,139 --> 01:09:24,233
which needed to get inspected
once every six months.

1240
01:09:24,309 --> 01:09:25,742
Wow, man.

1241
01:09:25,810 --> 01:09:28,540
When did you get to be
an expert on paperwork, man?

1242
01:09:28,613 --> 01:09:32,379
I'm not. Ashton Hale is.

1243
01:09:35,287 --> 01:09:36,254
Let me get this straight.

1244
01:09:36,321 --> 01:09:38,755
These places
serve breakfast cereal?

1245
01:09:38,823 --> 01:09:40,757
Corn Flakes, Total, shit like that?

1246
01:09:40,825 --> 01:09:43,157
I'll be damned.

1247
01:09:43,228 --> 01:09:47,722
And you're telling me that
Tre Zeringue's boy runs the other place?

1248
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,132
Oh, man,
am I gonna love this.

1249
01:09:51,202 --> 01:09:54,694
Okay.
Here's our game plan.

1250
01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:57,401
We're gonna lob a temporary
restraining order at him.

1251
01:09:57,475 --> 01:09:59,602
Now, it won't hold.
But it'll really piss him off.

1252
01:09:59,678 --> 01:10:01,202
And when Junior gets the TRO,

1253
01:10:01,279 --> 01:10:02,712
well, he's gonna
show it to Daddy.

1254
01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:04,476
And when Daddy
sees my name on it,

1255
01:10:04,549 --> 01:10:07,040
you can bet your left nut he's gonna
pick up the phone and give me a jingle,

1256
01:10:07,118 --> 01:10:10,110
because he doesn't want this
going to court.

1257
01:10:10,188 --> 01:10:12,486
I mean, no offense,
but to him, this is chickenshit.

1258
01:10:12,557 --> 01:10:14,957
This is so beneath him,
he's just gonna wanna settle.

1259
01:10:15,026 --> 01:10:16,891
Well, I'm gonna tell him,
"Hell, no,"

1260
01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,396
'cause he still owes me
for that big 'Bama/LSU game.

1261
01:10:19,464 --> 01:10:22,922
And then I'll tell him, "Well, we're
gonna think about arbitration."

1262
01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:25,868
And, uh...
You know what arbitration is?

1263
01:10:27,238 --> 01:10:28,603
Oh.

1264
01:10:28,673 --> 01:10:31,233
It's kind of like pretend court.

1265
01:10:31,309 --> 01:10:32,799
You get everybody in a room.

1266
01:10:32,877 --> 01:10:34,435
It's like you have a trial

1267
01:10:34,512 --> 01:10:36,002
without all the bullshit of a trial.

1268
01:10:36,081 --> 01:10:38,072
But everything is still
legally binding, okay?

1269
01:10:38,149 --> 01:10:40,845
Yeah, and everyone
has to be there,

1270
01:10:40,919 --> 01:10:42,181
whether they wanna
be there or not.

1271
01:10:42,253 --> 01:10:44,050
Oh, yeah. If we call them,
they have to be there.

1272
01:10:44,122 --> 01:10:46,215
- Yeah, well,
- Thank you.

1273
01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:49,021
we should talk to our lawyer.

1274
01:10:50,328 --> 01:10:52,421
Yeah, the man
who recommended you

1275
01:10:52,497 --> 01:10:54,897
is also a lawyer, sort of.

1276
01:10:54,966 --> 01:10:56,399
Name?

1277
01:10:56,468 --> 01:10:59,062
Tom. Tom... something.

1278
01:10:59,137 --> 01:11:00,570
- Guidry?
- Uh, yeah.

1279
01:11:01,573 --> 01:11:02,904
Old Tommy Guidry?

1280
01:11:02,974 --> 01:11:05,465
[laughing]

1281
01:11:05,543 --> 01:11:08,103
My dad tried his first case
against him with the D.A.

1282
01:11:08,179 --> 01:11:10,044
Handed him his ass.

1283
01:11:10,115 --> 01:11:12,208
That's probably why
he recommended us to you.

1284
01:11:12,283 --> 01:11:14,444
Oh, yeah. It's kind of like
a legend in my family.

1285
01:11:14,519 --> 01:11:16,714
The dad my daddy beat
the smartest man in Louisiana.

1286
01:11:16,788 --> 01:11:20,121
Oh, yeah. Old Tommy.
He's smarter than hell.

1287
01:11:20,191 --> 01:11:23,490
Yeah.
But having a 300 IQ

1288
01:11:23,561 --> 01:11:25,461
is kind of like having
a 20-inch dick.

1289
01:11:25,530 --> 01:11:27,259
You know what I mean?
It's real impressive,

1290
01:11:27,332 --> 01:11:28,799
but when you get right down to it,

1291
01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:30,095
there's not a whole lot of it

1292
01:11:30,168 --> 01:11:31,692
you can actually use.

1293
01:11:31,770 --> 01:11:34,261
[chuckling]

1294
01:11:34,339 --> 01:11:36,534
You're part of
the N.O. Flakes team.

1295
01:11:36,608 --> 01:11:39,338
- We need these. We need you.
- [doorbell chimes]

1296
01:11:39,411 --> 01:11:41,538
What do you want? I can get you
anything you want. A loan...

1297
01:11:41,613 --> 01:11:42,773
[Man clears throat]

1298
01:11:42,847 --> 01:11:44,007
Stuart Zeringue.

1299
01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:45,947
Yeah.

1300
01:11:47,085 --> 01:11:49,019
Sign by your name.

1301
01:11:55,727 --> 01:11:57,752
It's a temporary restraining order.

1302
01:12:00,265 --> 01:12:02,790
Oh, my God.
They hired Ashton Hale.

1303
01:12:02,867 --> 01:12:05,495
He's like a $300-an-hour
legal assassin.

1304
01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:08,232
Do you know anything
about this?

1305
01:12:10,442 --> 01:12:13,377
Oh, my dad is gonna
have an aneurysm.

1306
01:12:13,445 --> 01:12:17,347
Do you know where I can find
a Miss Pussy Katz?

1307
01:12:30,462 --> 01:12:31,895
[Man]
Stuey.

1308
01:12:31,963 --> 01:12:33,453
Hey, Dad.

1309
01:12:34,766 --> 01:12:36,859
Tuck your shirt in, son.

1310
01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:38,994
Tre, how are you?
Good to see you.

1311
01:12:39,070 --> 01:12:40,537
This makes us "even Steven"

1312
01:12:40,605 --> 01:12:41,629
on the LSU bet,

1313
01:12:41,706 --> 01:12:43,139
you big 'Bama bastard.

1314
01:12:43,208 --> 01:12:45,142
"Roll Tide."

1315
01:12:45,210 --> 01:12:46,177
Are we seriously doing this

1316
01:12:46,244 --> 01:12:48,178
over a goddamn breakfast
cereal restaurant?

1317
01:12:48,246 --> 01:12:50,407
- You own it.
- [chuckles]

1318
01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:54,017
- You open, Mr. Hale.
- Thank you.

1319
01:12:55,086 --> 01:12:56,747
This is
a pretty straightforward

1320
01:12:56,821 --> 01:12:58,812
trademark and copyright
infringement.

1321
01:12:58,890 --> 01:13:02,326
Uh, Mr. Willie Bergeron here
developed the concept,

1322
01:13:02,393 --> 01:13:05,692
the name Flakes,
the atmosphere, everything.

1323
01:13:05,764 --> 01:13:07,664
And then Tre's boy...

1324
01:13:07,732 --> 01:13:09,029
sorry, client...

1325
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:10,761
appropriated it all

1326
01:13:10,835 --> 01:13:12,427
and opened a duplicate
across the street

1327
01:13:12,504 --> 01:13:13,869
in order to capitalize

1328
01:13:13,938 --> 01:13:15,633
on an established
business concern

1329
01:13:15,707 --> 01:13:16,765
and its clientele.

1330
01:13:16,841 --> 01:13:18,672
So we'll be seeking
a name change

1331
01:13:18,743 --> 01:13:21,268
and a cash settlement
for revenues lost.

1332
01:13:21,346 --> 01:13:23,541
Trademark
and copyright papers?

1333
01:13:23,615 --> 01:13:26,413
Don't need them.
We have ownership from creation.

1334
01:13:26,484 --> 01:13:28,042
Well, the statutes are vague,

1335
01:13:28,119 --> 01:13:30,212
and we found
no relevant precedents.

1336
01:13:30,288 --> 01:13:32,051
Vortolon vs. Clemens.

1337
01:13:32,123 --> 01:13:34,250
Full-weight brand coffee brought suit

1338
01:13:34,325 --> 01:13:37,260
against full major brand and won.

1339
01:13:37,328 --> 01:13:38,989
1932.

1340
01:13:41,466 --> 01:13:42,956
Mr. Guidry?

1341
01:13:44,502 --> 01:13:45,799
I thought you were dead.

1342
01:13:48,339 --> 01:13:53,367
So, you, uh, researched this
yourself, Mr. Guidry?

1343
01:13:53,444 --> 01:13:56,709
Yeah, he's a genius
at these kinds of things.

1344
01:13:58,516 --> 01:13:59,778
[groans]

1345
01:13:59,851 --> 01:14:01,785
All right.
Let's settle this.

1346
01:14:01,853 --> 01:14:03,445
I got a lunch at Commander's.

1347
01:14:03,521 --> 01:14:05,716
Now, if we went to trial,
we'd lose the name,

1348
01:14:05,790 --> 01:14:07,223
so we'll give you that.

1349
01:14:07,292 --> 01:14:09,453
Now it's just money.

1350
01:14:09,527 --> 01:14:11,688
It's impossible
to assess revenues lost,

1351
01:14:11,763 --> 01:14:14,197
so I'm gonna write
a number down,

1352
01:14:14,265 --> 01:14:17,962
and you either accept it,
or we go fightin'.

1353
01:14:27,846 --> 01:14:31,009
Twenty thousand bucks?

1354
01:14:31,082 --> 01:14:32,674
[chuckling]

1355
01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:35,719
I'll take it, man!
Shit, yeah!

1356
01:14:35,787 --> 01:14:37,550
- Yeah!
- Damn it. He'd have taken 10.

1357
01:14:37,622 --> 01:14:39,283
[Willie laughs]

1358
01:14:39,357 --> 01:14:41,222
Thank you, Mr. Hale!

1359
01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:43,123
You're welcome, Mr. Bergeron.

1360
01:14:43,194 --> 01:14:44,627
Yeah.

1361
01:14:44,696 --> 01:14:46,926
Uh, we're not quite done here,
young lady.

1362
01:14:46,998 --> 01:14:49,330
Hold on, Ashton.
Don't push it.

1363
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,799
Your client's happy.

1364
01:14:50,869 --> 01:14:52,302
Yeah.
[laughs]

1365
01:14:52,370 --> 01:14:55,339
Mr. Bergeron's not my client.

1366
01:14:55,406 --> 01:14:57,203
Mr. Downs paid my retainer.

1367
01:14:57,275 --> 01:14:59,470
What?

1368
01:14:59,544 --> 01:15:02,274
You hired him?

1369
01:15:02,347 --> 01:15:06,511
This is how you finally part
with your precious CD money?

1370
01:15:07,518 --> 01:15:09,952
What could you possibly
want from this?

1371
01:15:15,894 --> 01:15:17,759
Oh, what does he want?

1372
01:15:17,829 --> 01:15:20,662
A lifetime supply of Cheerios?

1373
01:15:20,732 --> 01:15:22,757
What the hell is this?

1374
01:15:22,834 --> 01:15:26,270
And it's gotta be a shiny one,
not dull gray.

1375
01:15:26,337 --> 01:15:28,862
[Tre]
Fine! A shiny one.

1376
01:15:28,940 --> 01:15:31,170
Get this and get it over with.

1377
01:15:43,688 --> 01:15:45,918
It's not a fantasy.
It's a plan.

1378
01:15:45,990 --> 01:15:48,550
Oh, Mr. Downs!

1379
01:15:53,264 --> 01:15:54,629
[Pussy giggling]

1380
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:58,591
[laughing]

1381
01:15:58,670 --> 01:16:00,638
Damn.

1382
01:16:03,107 --> 01:16:05,598
[laughing continues]

1383
01:16:09,180 --> 01:16:12,172
[muted shouting]

1384
01:16:14,218 --> 01:16:16,686
- [shouting continues]
- Whoa.

1385
01:16:20,091 --> 01:16:22,719
Well, we're gonna
take off, Willie.

1386
01:16:22,794 --> 01:16:24,659
So you're gonna be okay
on your own, right?

1387
01:16:24,729 --> 01:16:27,630
It's cool. I figure we'll
be staying open a long time

1388
01:16:27,699 --> 01:16:29,894
before I use up
20 grand, right?

1389
01:16:29,968 --> 01:16:32,300
- Yeah.
- [Stuart] You can do better than that.

1390
01:16:33,638 --> 01:16:36,732
I just told my dad
to fuck off, so...

1391
01:16:36,808 --> 01:16:39,538
I now owe him a hundred grand
for the initial investment,

1392
01:16:39,610 --> 01:16:41,134
plus 20 grand to you, Willie,

1393
01:16:41,212 --> 01:16:43,203
and whatever
that trailer thing costs,

1394
01:16:43,281 --> 01:16:46,739
so... I'd be a pretty motivated partner.

1395
01:16:49,454 --> 01:16:52,446
Don't let Flakes die
when you run out of that money.

1396
01:16:52,523 --> 01:16:55,083
Plus you need a manager, right?

1397
01:16:58,363 --> 01:16:59,694
[crowd chattering]

1398
01:17:00,765 --> 01:17:01,754
[Woman]
I'm starving.

1399
01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:08,703
Yeah, I'm getting
my MBA at Tulane.

1400
01:17:08,773 --> 01:17:11,298
No way.
I got my MBA at Tulane.

1401
01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:13,674
- Look, Phi Gamma.
- ## [rock]

1402
01:17:13,745 --> 01:17:15,940
Oh, my God!
I'm a Kappa!

1403
01:17:25,523 --> 01:17:28,856
## [women vocalizing]

1404
01:17:36,801 --> 01:17:38,632
We are what?

1405
01:17:38,703 --> 01:17:40,466
What are we,
horny consumers?

1406
01:17:40,538 --> 01:17:41,766
No!

1407
01:17:41,839 --> 01:17:43,397
No, no.

1408
01:17:43,474 --> 01:17:44,668
Fuck them.
Consumers are parasites.

1409
01:17:44,742 --> 01:17:46,107
So what are we, then?

1410
01:17:46,177 --> 01:17:48,270
- Rebels?
- [crowd cheering]

1411
01:17:48,346 --> 01:17:51,440
No, no, no.
Rebels are wanderers, man.

1412
01:17:51,516 --> 01:17:54,178
No, we are the ones that
make originals from copies,

1413
01:17:54,252 --> 01:17:56,447
the ones that turn poison
into food.

1414
01:17:56,521 --> 01:17:57,715
[shouts of affirmation]

1415
01:17:57,789 --> 01:17:59,780
We're the ones that take
every brand-ass,

1416
01:17:59,857 --> 01:18:02,189
mass-marketing
commercial product

1417
01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:04,125
and turn it into
something that rocks.

1418
01:18:04,195 --> 01:18:06,857
[crowd cheering]

1419
01:18:11,769 --> 01:18:15,296
# We are the Freakies
We are the Freakies #

1420
01:18:15,373 --> 01:18:18,171
# And this is
our Freakies Tree #

1421
01:18:19,410 --> 01:18:21,901
# We never miss a meal #

1422
01:18:21,979 --> 01:18:23,913
# 'Cause we love our cereal #

1423
01:18:28,653 --> 01:18:29,915
Whoo!

1424
01:18:29,987 --> 01:18:33,445
# We are the Freakies
We are the Freakies #

1425
01:18:33,524 --> 01:18:37,119
# And I'll show you
what we do #

1426
01:18:37,195 --> 01:18:39,857
# You think you're eating us #

1427
01:18:39,931 --> 01:18:42,559
# But we're really eating you #

1428
01:18:43,568 --> 01:18:45,229
Whoo! Whoo!

1429
01:18:50,074 --> 01:18:52,907
# You think you're eating us #

1430
01:18:52,977 --> 01:18:56,504
# We're gonna show you
what we do #

1431
01:18:56,581 --> 01:18:59,049
# You think you're eating us #

1432
01:18:59,117 --> 01:19:03,611
# We're gonna show you
what we do, ooh #

1433
01:19:03,688 --> 01:19:05,519
# You think you're eating us #

1434
01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:08,684
# But we're really #

1435
01:19:08,759 --> 01:19:10,886
# Eating you #

1436
01:19:12,263 --> 01:19:13,594
# Eating you #

1437
01:19:16,467 --> 01:19:18,162
# They get us sidetracked #

1438
01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:19,794
# Playing with great crap #

1439
01:19:19,871 --> 01:19:22,840
# Wait for the jobs to shut #

1440
01:19:22,907 --> 01:19:25,876
# They like us soft and fat #

1441
01:19:25,943 --> 01:19:28,036
# But we don't buy into that #

1442
01:19:28,112 --> 01:19:29,773
# We don't buy into that #

1443
01:19:29,847 --> 01:19:32,247
# You think
you're eating us #

1444
01:19:32,316 --> 01:19:36,275
# We're gonna show you
what we do #

1445
01:19:36,354 --> 01:19:38,754
# You think you're eating us #

1446
01:19:38,823 --> 01:19:42,850
# We're gonna show you
what we do #

1447
01:19:42,927 --> 01:19:46,920
# You think you're eating us #

1448
01:19:46,998 --> 01:19:50,161
# But we're really eating you #

1449
01:19:51,969 --> 01:19:54,062
# Eating you #

1450
01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:58,365
## [continues]

1451
01:20:33,911 --> 01:20:36,175
# You think you're eating us #

1452
01:20:36,247 --> 01:20:37,737
# We're gonna #

1453
01:20:37,815 --> 01:20:40,306
# Show you what we do #

1454
01:20:40,384 --> 01:20:42,852
# You think you're eating us #

1455
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:44,251
# We're gonna #

1456
01:20:44,322 --> 01:20:47,018
# Show you what we do #

1457
01:20:47,091 --> 01:20:49,559
# You think you're eating us #

1458
01:20:49,627 --> 01:20:52,095
# But we're really #

1459
01:20:52,163 --> 01:20:54,188
# Really eating you #

1460
01:20:58,636 --> 01:20:59,933
# Eating you #

1461
01:21:00,004 --> 01:21:01,494
## [ends]

1462
01:21:08,646 --> 01:21:10,978
[Man]
# I ain't screwin' around #

1463
01:21:11,048 --> 01:21:14,779
# When I screw around with you #

1464
01:21:14,852 --> 01:21:17,218
# I ain't screwin' around #

1465
01:21:17,288 --> 01:21:21,349
# I'll do whatever I can do #

1466
01:21:21,425 --> 01:21:23,757
# I won't let it drop #

1467
01:21:23,828 --> 01:21:27,355
# Just because
it makes me squirm #

1468
01:21:27,431 --> 01:21:29,661
# I'm never gonna stop #

1469
01:21:29,734 --> 01:21:34,637
# Just because
you wriggle like a worm #

1470
01:21:34,705 --> 01:21:37,868
# I am an idiot
That's true #

1471
01:21:37,942 --> 01:21:41,241
# I am an idiot
It's true #

1472
01:21:41,312 --> 01:21:45,248
# I am an idiot
for you #

1473
01:21:46,484 --> 01:21:49,351
# I don't mess around #

1474
01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:52,548
# When I mess around
with you #

1475
01:21:52,623 --> 01:21:55,683
# I don't mess around #

1476
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:58,888
# I do whatever I must do #

1477
01:21:58,963 --> 01:22:02,057
# 'Cause I can't take the chance #

1478
01:22:02,133 --> 01:22:05,193
# It's always later than it seems #

1479
01:22:05,269 --> 01:22:08,238
# I'll kick you in the pants #

1480
01:22:08,306 --> 01:22:09,830
# And crack you #

1481
01:22:09,907 --> 01:22:12,068
# Back into the dream #

1482
01:22:13,210 --> 01:22:16,202
# I am an idiot
That's true #

1483
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:19,408
# I am an idiot
It's true #

1484
01:22:19,483 --> 01:22:22,714
# I am an idiot
for you #

1485
01:22:22,787 --> 01:22:25,813
# I am an idiot
for you #

1486
01:22:25,890 --> 01:22:30,156
# I am an idiot
That's true #

1487
01:22:30,227 --> 01:22:33,162
# Are you my idiot, too? #

1488
01:22:46,811 --> 01:22:48,244
# I'm a fool for you #

1489
01:22:48,312 --> 01:22:49,802
# I'm a fool for you #

1490
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,472
# I'm a fool for you #

1491
01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:52,982
# I'm a fool for you #

1492
01:22:53,050 --> 01:22:54,540
# I'm a fool for you #

1493
01:22:54,618 --> 01:22:57,212
# I'm a fool for you #

1494
01:22:57,288 --> 01:22:59,279
## [ends]

1495
01:23:18,642 --> 01:23:22,043
[Man]
# I took my time #

1496
01:23:22,113 --> 01:23:25,913
# And made a list #

1497
01:23:25,983 --> 01:23:31,888
# Of all the things I hate #

1498
01:23:33,524 --> 01:23:38,154
# You are one #

1499
01:23:40,264 --> 01:23:45,861
# You are one #