I'm going to need you ready all night.
I love you.
Thank you.
What the fuck's this about?
What the fuck happened? Ah!
Fuck you!
Ah!
How do you watch that crap? It's sick!
Ah, damn it, it's just a movie.
It's fun to feel scared.
Well, you and I have really different definitions of fun.
Plus, it's sick, not scary. It's torture porn.
Uhh, so, you screamed because it wasn't scary?
Well--
Uhh, umm, it was scary. I win.
Fine. It was scary.
But it was still really stupid.
Oh, good comeback.
Meh!
Look, I'm just saying that
there's a lot of good horror films out there.
I mean,
they get far less credit than they deserve.
Well, if you force me to do this again,
can you pick one of those next time?
Hmm?
What?
Umm--
What?
I was just seeing if you're ready for round two.
You only got lucky in the first place
'cause I got bored in that movie.
Really?
Really.
♪ I'm high as a kite, I'm after those titties, titties ♪
♪ So, fly that shit higher
♪ Chest like a missile, thighs like a fry truck ♪
Babe,
it's four days, not four weeks.
Okay, fine.
But remember,
we have to hike a few miles on foot to get to the campsite.
So, if you want to carry--
I mean, what part of this is more fun
than a weekend clubbing in the city?
Because it's just the four of us, babe,
a chance to spend some time together before we leave.
Aww, that's so cute.
No, it's not.
You really are going to miss him, huh?
You know his mom and my mom were, like, best friends.
So, I've known him, like, forever, you know?
Aww.
Well, at least I'm sticking around for you.
I think it's so adorable.
You two are like brothers.
Well, he's the closest thing I've ever had to one.
♪ With the sound as they cut her throat ♪
♪ All you could be
♪ But you never will to me
♪ And you can't go on
♪ You just can't go on
Seriously?
What?
You've got issues. Get off the computer. We got to leave soon.
Two minutes.
Don't start.
I just don't know why you talk to those losers.
I went to high school with him.
And no, we never dated.
Don't do this.
Last night was amazing.
We're going on vacation in an hour,
moving to New York City together.
I love you.
You have no reason to be jealous.
Aww. I love you too.
But that guy, those guys,
they want to get in your pants.
They don't want to be your friend.
Well, they can't. And they won't, okay?
Okay.
Aww.
Ah, what's up, bud?
You outside? All right, I'll be out there in a sec.
Later.
Get ready to go.
♪ Can't go on
Hey, it's Bo.
Hey, Bo. What's up?
Well, I just want to make sure you got the email
and all the directions
and see if you had any questions for me.
Oh, yeah, we got it. Thanks.
Umm, the only question is
can we follow it?
Yeah.
Excuse me, Bo. I'm Katie.
Oh, hello, Katie.
Umm, do I need to worry about the alligators?
Oh, no, dear. Alligators are going to be just fine.
Don't worry.
That was-- That was a joke, little bit of humour.
Anyway, uhh, one thing that's important
that you do know is that when you're on the road coming in,
uhh, you're actually going to lose your cell coverage.
So, uhh, make sure that you
make any important phone calls
before you get to that point, okay?
And, uhh, other than that, I will see you later.
Have a good trip.
Okay,
so we're playing Hide and Seek, huh?
All right, I will find you before breakfast gets cold.
I promise you that.
Where are you?
I can hear you breathing.
Boo!
Darn it!
Got you!
You got lucky, Dad!
Oh, is that what you think?
You never found me!
Yeah, right.
If you were--
If we were in the woods, you never would have found me.
You're that confident, are you?
Yep.
Definitely.
All right, let's go eat breakfast before it gets cold.
Come on.
♪ I'm just letting 'em know it started ♪
♪ Money by the tree drop, wave full of cars ♪
♪ If you see me coming coming, holler at a star ♪
♪ I'm just letting you know
♪ If you see me, I'm just letting you know ♪
♪ If you see me, come and get it, I got dutchies by the box ♪
♪ Smoking weed out the drawer
♪ When you see me coming, holler at a star ♪
♪ Just letting you know
♪ If you see me, I'm just letting you know ♪
♪ Holler out when you see me
♪ Whenever you see me
♪ I'm looking like a million bucks ♪
♪ Breaking up the cushion
♪ It's so much I overfilled a dutch ♪
♪ I be walking up the street
♪ And every bitch I feel, I fuck ♪
We're doing the--
Bang, bang--
Come on. The riddle's easy: bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
She's dead.
No, you are.
Because he said it.
No.
You got to tell us a story, babe.
'Cause he said it.
No, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Who's dead?
I don't get the point--
He is, 'cause he talked.
She's got it.
Yes, that's what it is. You're not--
Sort of.
I got it. It's not that--
It's just stupid.
Every time somebody talks, they die.
The first person to guess it, right?
How did you get that?
I don't want to carry this.
Can I carry something else?
Nah, this is you.
I don't want to carry that one.
Give me the sleeping bag.
All right.
How did you guess that? You're good.
Nah, nah. She's doesn't know exactly what.
Yes, she does.
Yes, I do. I guessed it.
But when is it?
She guessed it because--
Yeah, that's what it is.
That's what it--
All right.
Ah!
Look, all I'm saying is that when the rules of sex and dating
and getting married were established,
people only lived to be, like, 30.
And they lived in towns with, like, 50 people in 'em.
Staying monogamous was easy.
You must just love comments like that.
I'm just making a point.
Yeah, if your point's going to be
sleeping in your tent all alone, I think you made it.
Look, I'm with Brittany. And she knows it.
All I'm saying is that a lot has changed.
Hey, girls.
♪ Don't believe I've got the chance to change your mind ♪
♪ Telling her to show me
That's it.
Done?
Yeah. You enjoy it?
How was your ride?
Guys have fun? Thank you so much.
Thank you! Yeah!
Hey, ladies. How are you?
You guys want a picture?
Yeah, get a picture of 'em. That'd be great.
Okay, you guys ready?
How about one with the captain? What do you say?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, ready? One, two, three.
Good. Thank you so much.
Just give us your email and we'll send it to you.
Appreciate you coming. Thank you.
All right, enjoy. Tell your friends.
Okay.
All right.
And you two, what have you been doing?
Nothing.
I want you to go in right now,
make dinner, clean the house,
make me feel like I'm really the dad here. What do you think?
Come on!
Ryan, I got to ask could we have parked further away, man?
We're almost there. Quit bitching.
Ryan, this is so much better than going to the beach.
Just wait. This weekend is going to be amazing.
I've got a few surprises.
Hey, Ryan, you ever see those, uhh, those movies
where the kids and the wands and the wizard shit?
Yeah, I seen some parts. Why?
I just don't get it, man. I mean, those kids got powers.
But they don't use 'em. You know?
Well, first off, I mean, these kids,
what kid ever does what he's told?
Second, who could refuse it?
Well, uhh, like,
could you picture a playmate in your head and fuck her?
Yeah, probably.
Hey, does it always come down to sex with you?
I'm going to have to say yes.
Oh, shit.
And, uhh, plus, no matter what you say,
that's what it's going to come down to.
I got you. You good?
Mm-hmm.
No problem.
All right, so, say, you decided to use your powers to get rich.
It's mostly to get laid.
Right.
To get laid.
So, it always comes down to pussy.
But here is the danger though.
What's that?
If you create your fantasy girls all day,
you'd probably die of dehydration.
Leave it to you to turn a children's book
into a cautionary tale about masturbatory death.
Are we almost there yet?
Uhh, I--
I think it should be
less than half a mile down to the left.
Excuse me? You think?
Okay, I'm positive.
Well, you better be or I'm going to kick your ass.
Uhh, know what?
Actually, I think it's down this way.
Yeah, yeah, guys, it's down this way.
I got it right now.
We're almost there. Come on.
So, where did Ryan find this Bo guy?
Online, actually.
He and his family rent some kind of airboat business.
Ryan emailed him about getting some good camping sites.
And he emailed us a map.
Oh.
Ooh!
I know this is gross but, honestly,
I think anybody who chooses to live in the woods
and play with alligators is probably married to his sister.
Oh. That is too gross to even think about.
Hey, Ryan, honey.
Yeah?
I hate you.
We're almost there.
Oh, we're here.
Ha, finally.
Wow. It really is beautiful out here.
Hey, Katie, you don't need to worry about that.
We'll take care of it.
Let's race.
Fine.
What's the stakes?
I got it.
Umm, we'll say losers
have to gather all the wood for the campfire?
It's on.
Let's go.
So, umm, why again are we doing this?
It's fun, and to shut your boyfriend up.
Oh, come on, he's really not that bad.
Come on, look at him. Look.
He's worth a little bullshit.
I swear when I fucked Barry's mom, it wasn't deliberate.
Oh, okay.
So, I guess you gon' take it to the grave with you, huh?
I still say that you did it on purpose.
And when he finds out,
you deserve the ass-kicking that's coming.
Man, you know I'd kick his ass.
Without me?
Man, you know how many times I've had to save your ass?
Last time I checked, we're pretty even on that front.
Get the wood, bitches!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You still got to put the spikes in the ground. It's not over.
Hey, you said put the tent up. So, we did. Don't cry.
Fine.
All right, on a serious note, where do I go to the bathroom?
About 100 yards that way, and you have to bury it.
Bears.
Fantastic.
He's just kidding about bears.
No, uhh, not kidding this time. Sorry.
Not funny.
I can't believe this is the only place on the entire property
that we get any reception.
Well, at least it's a nice view.
Who are you texting?
You like him.
Shut up.
Hey, give it back.
Or else?
What are you going to do?
I'm just going to send a little message to someone.
Don't.
Okay,
the same time.
Let's play some football.
Go deep.
♪ And every little reason
♪ Is always there
Got him! Nice grab.
T-O, baby!
T-O, baby! Yeah, baby! Here you go!
T-O, baby.
T-O, baby!
Next time, we're tossing!
♪ This love can make you see the error of your ways ♪
♪ Well, who does come to you?
♪ When you're lost?
Yo, you guys see?
You see what I'm talking about?
Just make your point. I want to take a nap.
This: just us, no people, no stress.
Yes, sweetie, it's amazing.
Hey, throw the ball.
Look, only thing I'm trying to say is that
it's never going to be like this, just the four of us:
no jobs, no schedules, just fun.
♪ And every little treason
Matt, we, like,
practically shared the same playpen, man. Now you're off?
You know, it's never going to be like this.
You know, I ain't trying to sound gay or nothing.
But I'm going to miss you, man.
Dancing after you guys are talking about
how much you guys are going to miss each other:
Is there something you want to tell us?
Hey, fruit cup, throw the ball back.
"Fruit cup"?
Fruit cup this.
♪ Come to you
♪ When you're lost
♪ Well, you can never change the way you are ♪
♪ Who cares for you?
I'm keeping it now.
♪ She got that fire
♪ That fire, fire in her
♪ She got fire, fire, fire in her ♪
Hey, you got any marshmallows?
No, no marshmallows here. Sorry.
Guess the, uhh, alcohol and beer's
just going to get us through the night, right?
They sure do.
Hold this.
Oh, sorry.
Hey, be careful, all right?
Mm-hmm, don't worry.
Now, she's feeling good.
So is that one.
You got that right.
Are you excited about moving?
Yeah.
I mean, new people, new city,
it's going to take some time
getting used to and all.
But enough with all that.
Got to get back to celebrating, right?
Yeah.
Celebrate? You mean get wasted.
Same shit, man.
Ugh!
Oh, Matt, that's just what I wanted.
Where you going to find better friends than us, huh?
You two psychos?
It's going to be easy making friends after that,
after hanging out with you two.
Well, here's to psychos then.
Hey!
No toasting without me!
Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
What are we toasting to?
Crazy people.
Us or you?
Both.
All right, to crazy people.
Crazy people.
Mmm. Woo.
Did you?
I can't believe you did that.
Professor Michaels?
I sure as hell did.
The guy who failed me?!
He passed me.
I cannot believe you'd screw Professor Michaels.
How has this never come up?
You never asked.
Was this before or after we met?
Umm, before. Duh.
Whatever, man. Fine.
Just make sure you choose "Dare" next time, please.
Like you can talk.
You and Katie? I still can't get over that one.
It was before we met.
Look, Matt, man, uhh,
look, we were-- we were drunk.
We were wasted, man. I just--
Matt, Matt, man, look, it didn't mean anything.
No, fuck you!
And get the fuck off me!
Matt, man, come on.
This isn't fucking over yet, bitch. It's not fucking over!
Come on, Matt.
Motherfucker!
Matt!
I'm going to get him.
No, no. Just give him some time.
Look, I have to. Look, I'm his best friend.
I've known him for, like, ever. I got to go.
I know. I know. But he just--
Just give him some time.
We should have told him.
I'm so sorry.
You shouldn't have said anything.
But we never should have kept it from him.
We told you. We should have told him.
Man, this is my frigging fault. Man, I'm sorry. Look--
I just heard how he talked about you.
You know, he went on and on and on about--
And before I made the connection that it was you, it was--
God, man, he's just--
I didn't want you two not to work out
because we hooked up for one night.
Ryan...
just let me talk to him first.
All right.
Fuck!
Fucking do this!
Damn! Fuck!
It's going to be okay.
Damn!
Matt.
I wanted to tell you.
Ryan was-- We were afraid you couldn't handle it.
So keeping it from me for two years
was certainly the way to go, right?
It's just you get so jealous.
Fuck you. You fucked my best friend and then kept it from me.
It was before we met.
We were wasted. It meant nothing.
That's everyone's favourite excuse, right?
"I was fucking drunk. It doesn't fucking count."
You know what, I've been drunk.
I never did anything I didn't want to do.
Okay, fine, I wanted to. Is that what you want to hear?
It was before we met. It was once. I'm with you. I love you.
Who was better?
I mean, do you think about him at night when we're fucking?
That's not fair. You've been with other people.
Were they better?
Well, who was better? Do you fuck your online friends, too?
Anything else I should know?
You're ridiculous.
Yeah, you're a fucking slut.
Where are you going?
Go fuck yourself!
Matt--
You don't even start. You're supposed to be my friend.
I am your friend, Matt.
All this happened way before you guys met.
You know, I know it wasn't right to hide it.
I should have told you.
But I thought I was doing right by you.
You know, when you told me about this girl that you had met, man,
I was so happy for you, Matt.
I thought it was better that you never knew.
I don't think I ever would have wanted to know.
Why her?
It was a drunk thing, man. We were wasted.
Ah, man, if I could go back in time--
Why only the one night? Was she not good enough for you?
But she's good enough for me?
Look, you know how it was before I met Brittany.
Look, we was just wasted. And it didn't mean anything.
Well, you win.
You can have her now.
Matt, no, fuck that.
Look, you need to quit being a bitch about it.
This was before you guys met.
What?
Stop it! No!
Stop it!
Stop! Stop!
Stop.
I'm fine.
I'm going to get him.
Ryan, don't.
I have to.
Hi.
Matt!
Bad time?
Who are you?
I'm Zoe, Bo's daughter.
You guys are the ones who hired my family
for the airboat ride, right?
Oh, yeah.
Dad's still out on the boat with another couple.
So, he sent me here to lead you guys to the boat launch.
Wow.
Rough night?
It was kind of crazy. Do you want a water?
Thank you.
Sorry. Can you excuse us for one second?
I'm really sorry I said that stuff.
I guess this won't be our last great weekend
before we start our real lives.
Matt!
No, it's not your fault.
He's just so jealous and insecure about other guys.
I mean, it's always been there but--
And after last night--
Matt?
Ah!
I mean, do you want me to go talk to him?
Should I say something?
No, no. He's just too jealous. I don't know what to do.
I mean, he knows his best friend was with me.
I don't think that was a big deal.
I mean, once he comes down and sobers up, it'll be fine.
No, no!
You don't know him like I do.
Is there anything I can do to help?
No. And we're really sorry about this mess.
We hate to cancel.
But tell your dad we'll pay what we said
plus any sort of cancellation fee.
Matt?
Are you okay?
Who's that?
She's our guide's daughter.
He sent her to pick us up for the airboat ride.
Do you need me to get some help?
I'm so sorry, Matt. Did Ryan do this?
No, fell down a hill.
That happens to me all the time. And I live out here.
So, where is he?
I-- I don't know. I don't care.
He went after you.
Well, ask Katie where he is. She'd know.
Matt!
This is my sister, Abby.
I asked you to wait.
I have to go look for him.
For who?
Her boyfriend.
Where is he?
If we knew that, we wouldn't have to find him, now, would we?
Maybe he fell like Matt.
Maybe he's out there bleeding or hurt.
We can help you.
No, that's okay.
Seriously, we spend all our time out here. We can help.
Okay, I guess. Sure.
We'll stay here and wait for you guys, I guess.
Okay.
Matt.
Matt, seriously, did Ryan do this to you?
I told you I fell. I fell down a hill.
I bumped my head, my arm.
Well, is he okay?
I don't give a shit.
I don't care if the alligators get him.
He left a minute after you did.
How could you possibly not have seen him?
You have no right to question me.
You're the one who keeps lies and secrets.
Matt, where are you going?
What?
You can't just leave.
I don't mean to pry. But what did we walk in on back there?
It's none of your business.
Don't be rude.
I didn't mean to be nosy.
Ryan and Matt got into a fight.
And we're a little bit on edge right now. So, cool it.
Did Ryan do that to Matt?
I don't-- I don't know. I mean, I hope not.
I don't know. But we'll keep looking for him.
Zellwood's a big place. He probably just got lost.
You think he went this way?
No.
We're going to keep looking until we find him.
Brittany, we've lived out here forever.
He's probably just walking around,
trying to stay away from Matt.
It's probably just an animal.
This is not an animal!
Look, I know it looks bad. There's a lot of blood.
But we don't know what happened here.
So, let's just go get your friend
and get back to our house. We'll call the cops, okay?
Come on.
Okay, fine.
Why? Why did you hide it all this time?
You know, it's--
It's not just the lies or the omission of truth.
It says what you think about me.
I didn't tell you 'cause if you knew,
I didn't know if you'd still go out with me.
I was wrong. I should have told you. I know.
But if I didn't, this happens.
If I did, it makes it seem like a big deal, which it wasn't.
Plus, you act like such a psycho
if someone so much as even talks to me.
I'm sorry. It's over.
So, what? This is it?
You're going to end it over something that happened
before we even met? Matt?
Matt!
What did you do to him? What did you do?
The fuck are you talking about?
Brittany, calm down. What is going on?
I found his shirt and blood and bones. And I can't find him.
And I don't know where he is and--
Okay, okay, okay, it's just a shirt.
I'm sure he's lost. It's okay.
You guys, can you take us to your house?
We need to call someone.
Yeah, it's this way. Come on.
Come on. It's all right.
Matt, come.
We'll be there in five more minutes.
What? What's going on? I don't know anything. I told you.
You think I'd do this to my friend? I fucking fell.
He left a minute after you did. You had to have seen him.
Don't worry. We'll get this all worked out.
Oh, you shut up.
Matt!
Oh, what-- What's wrong with you?
I don't know why she fell.
You're crazy.
Jesus! What the hell was that?
Sorry. He pushed her. I got scared. I had to.
Are you okay?
Just get us back to your place.
Yeah, we need help.
Oh, God.
Thank you.
Set your head up. Set your head up. Easy.
I know. I know. I know. There you go. There you go.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
It's okay.
You need to drink something.
Good.
I love you so much.
I love you, too.
Here.
The cops are on their way.
I'm so sorry.
It's just when we saw what was in the woods today,
I got scared.
And then he pushed Abby.
It's-- It's okay. This whole thing is kind of crazy.
It really doesn't matter.
Let me go!
So, here's the hammer. Where are the nails?
You go on out. I'll keep looking.
Okay.
What are you going to do? Stop! Get me out of this chair!
Stop it!
Found them.
Nice.
We have to be fair about this.
I know. No fighting.
No!
Stop it!
Stop!
That doesn't count. It was a practice swing.
Stop it! Stop! Don't do this!
You fucking psycho!
Let me go!
Stop!
Fucking psycho!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Brittany! Brittany!
Is she dead?
Fucking crazy!
No.
Let me go!
Why?
Why? Why?
Why?
Let me answer that with a question:
Why do you do the things you do?
It makes me happy.
I mean, really happy.
I know you want to hear that we were abused, or love the devil,
but it all comes down to pleasure.
And nothing in the world feels this good.
What's wrong with you?!
You're fucking crazy!
You wanna hear something?
It'll be much worse when it comes to you.
Oh, yeah. You have no idea what we're going to do.
Just know that it'll take a really, really long time.
And when it's over...
you won't look very pretty.
Fuck you!
Someone will come.
Well, let's answer that with another question:
How many people really know where you are right now?
If no one knows where you are, they won't know where to look.
Aww...
My family...
Do you see any family around?
Um, no!
And you never will. Too bad for you, huh?
Let me go!
Hey, let's wake her up.
Okay.
We're gonna have so much fun together.
But don't worry... it's not your turn yet.
What are you doing?
Having some fun.
Cut it out. Just wake her up.
Good morning!
Stop!
You fucking psychos!
Please, stop.
This little piggy went to the market.
Fucking cunt!
Fuck you!
Katie... one more word, and I'll cut your tongue out.
Fucking crazy!
This little piggy had roast beef.
And this little piggy had none.
But this little piggy went--
--all the way home.
I wanna draw on your skin.
Not now, Abby. We'll have time for that later.
We still have stuff to do. Come on.
Stop...
Please, don't!
Please, don't do that!
Brittany!
Katie!
Let me go!
Did you tie him up?
Yes! Well, not very well.
Hey, this isn't my fault. I did exactly what you said!
Okay... It's no one's fault.
Let's-- let's just deal with this right now.
Yeah. Okay.
Sounds like your boyfriend's awake.
I'll go see if he wants to join us.
He's going to get help.
No-- look, look.
Better hurry. This won't take long.
Zoe!
You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?
Argh!
Katie! Katie!
Katie!
Agh!
Zoe! Control!
You need to stay in control.
It wouldn't have mattered, no matter what.
We would've killed you all. It's what we do.
He got lucky.
I hate you.
I love you, too.
Should we tell Katie that her boyfriend tried to save her?
That'd be sweet.
You didn't make much progress at all!
Let me go!
You are a mess!
Hi!
Someone will come...
Abby?
He couldn't have gotten far.
I can't believe she got out.
We have to get her, right now!
What do we do?
I don't know.
We are in so much trouble.
Yeah, let's just get back to the house
and try and get it cleaned up.
Yeah.
Help me! Help me!
Get in the car! Get in the car!
Wait, wait. What's wrong?
They're coming! Get in the car!
Who's coming? Who are you talking about?
Wait come on!
Help me, please.
All right, can you tell me what happened, now?
Everybody's dead...
Everybody's dead!
Well, who killed these people?
These two little girls.
We were just camping, and they killed Brittany...
and they killed Matt.
All right, can you tell me more
about these two people, these two girls?
Because I can't believe this-- I live out here.
All right. Okay, you know what? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. You just go ahead and relax, okay?
I'm gonna take you to the police.
Okay...
No! Where are you going? You're going the wrong--
No!
Wait! Shut up!
Girls, get in here!
What did I tell you?
Well?
We're sorry about letting them get away.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about this room.
How many times do I have to tell you to pick up your stuff?
I don't have time to do this.
Sorry, Daddy.
No, I don't want "sorry."
I want this room picked up, every single day.
I don't have time for this. I mean it. Do you understand me?
Yes, Daddy.
All right, sit down.
All right, about tonight...
I think maybe this was just a little bit too much, too soon.
I take responsibility for that.
Okay?
Hey...
You guys wanna have some fun?
Yeah, come on.
Move. Fucking move!
Katie...
Wanna play a game?
Do you wanna join us?
It's a family tradition.
You'll have fun.
Here's the rules...
It's kind of like hide and seek. Only if you get away...
you get to live.
But if you don't...
Let's begin.
Katie, if you just stand there, it ruins the game.
Move! Move!
No, come on, she's right. We're not gonna wait all night.
One...
Two...
She's not gonna get to ten, so I'd get going.
Three...
Four...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
Katie... we're coming to get you.
Ready or not, here we come.
Katie...
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Katie...
I know you're in here.
Where are you?
Katie?
Katie...
Where could you be?
Zoe, do you see her?
No. She's pretty good at this.
Maybe she's not even here.
Katie...
Where could you be?
Dad! Daddy!
Argh!
Dad! Dad! Daddy!
Get her! Go!
Arrgh!
Boo!
Hi, honey.
Girls...
What's the rule about having phones at a family get-together?
Happy?
Yeah.
Sorry, Daddy.
Rules are not meant to be broken.
If they are, mistakes happen.
There's no exceptions.
Plus...
I love being with my family.
Speaking of which, are you girls excited about this weekend?
What?
I didn't tell 'em. Oh.
It was supposed to be a surprise.
Well, it's about time.
Waiting makes it all the sweeter.
Well, we have had some fun with her.
Nothing like this weekend.
Well, what are we doing?
We are taking a trip to see the rest of the family.
Wait, do we get to--?
Mm-hmm. Your mother and I think you've earned it.
This is going to be so much fun, you won't believe it.
Wait... what about Katie?
Don't worry, we'll bring Katie along.
No, but she's ours.
Girls... I mean, we've waited six months!
Girls.
It's tradition.
Everyone brings a guest or two.
Ladies, by the time you get there, and you've met everyone,
you are not going to care about Katie.
And you'll get to play with your little Katie, too.
Who's gonna be there?
Everyone! Grandma, Grandpa, your cousins, nephews, everyone.
So, what do you think? Family photo?
No, but they have that thing that pumps, so--
Hi.
Hi, my name's Bo. My wife, two daughter.
Hi, I'm Jay. Hey, Jay.
Gail. Hi, Gail.
I hate to bother you with this, but would you mind
taking a picture of our family, here, down by the lake?
Sure. Thank you
You know how to work that?
Um, right here? Okay.
Over here. Come on, girls.
And we're smiling!
All right, one, two, three.