I never got a point in football.
Constantly wet and dirty, and kicked in shin.
But for some football the reason is to make girls close.
Back home in Stockholm I have friends and playing in a band.
Then mom decides we move to Norway.
Norway? the taste they have in music? No! </ P>
Are we going to stay here? </ P>
-Yes, we are. -What is a pile of dirt? </ P>
We're renovating. < br /> Look at the house.
Yeah, look at this house...
Feel the air!
-I'm very sorry. -No anything. It doesn't hurt.
-Do you live here? -We just moved from Sweden.
Cool.
Welcome.
-Yes. -Bye!
Hey, you forgot your ball!
CUPlD & apos; S Balls </ p >
Faster! You're not on vacation here!
Good.
Come on, fight!
You're too far away! press!
That's good!
Thomas, you have to stay on the line for more than ten seconds!
We will make a swimming pool here.
And your band can practice downstairs.
I doubt my band will come they are from Stockholm.
You can start a new band.
You need to try to adapt here.
See how beautiful it is!
-Hi, bro. -Hi. </ P>
-Do you want to fuck her? -It's just a picture. </ P>
Use your imagination If she's real, are you going to fuck her ?
Imagine him, in front of us now.
Big-breasted, soaking wet.
Ready to sleep. Will you fuck her?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Are you gay?
No.
-It's okay if you're gay. -But I'm not.
Far from "My tunnel of love".
The love tunnel? You mean your ass?
-You are gay! -What? No! </ P>
-Stian. -Lucas. </ P>
I'm an assistant coach here. That is my father. </ P>
Stian! Water!
What is this? The Norwegian Cup is right around the corner.
You don't take this seriously.
The way you play now , less than enough!
Tomorrow we work harder!
What are you doing?
Jogging.
Daddy will give me a motorcycle if I weigh below 100 kilos.
-Do you have a girlfriend? -No.
Me too.
-Do you dip it? -What do you mean?
It's done pervert. Good example.
What ?? giant is in the cookie jar?
You mean "intimate relationship"?
Yes!
Why do you ask?
Norwegian Cup last year... It's close.
Finnish right-back. Laura!
He's bigger than me. </ p >
I feel he's slim, fit, sexy.
This year, you're just waiting!
Team party at Petter's house. -Who? Captain? </ P>
He always has one before the Norwegian Cup. </ P>
Namun asisten pelatih tidak bisa bersosialisasi dengan tim.
-It's not professional. -Or don't you dare to enter?
Don't you think I'm brave?
It's like an awesome game.
Last year's semifinals. Norwegian Cup. We lost to Brixton City. </ P>
Hi. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Your routine training seems to work, Stian.
So do you.
So... is this all about football here?
Yes.
Come and get this.
p>
-What are you chicken? -Had? I let you win. </ P>
-You don't play much football. -Yes, a little. </ P>
Where are you from? </ P>
People call it " Venice of the North ". </ P>
" City of Lovers ". </ P>
-Paris? -What? Not Stockholm. </ P>
-I play drums. -OK.
If you are on a remote island and can only bring one person...
- Who will you bring? -On a remote island? </ P>
That must be a friend. </ P>
A friend who never stopped gave a surprise to me. What about you? </ P>
I think I'll bring someone Norwegian. </ P>
Norwegians? Who? </ P>
Do you know who Thor Heyendahl is?
Thor HeyerdahI? Why?
Because he can build a raft and take us home.
Ants.
-Wait, don't move. Close your eyes. -What is that? </ P>
Your face is full of grass! </ P>
Susanne! </ P>
What happened? </ P>
Until see you again.
-What are you doing? -No.
-Hey, Stian. -Yes?
You know you're not welcome here.
Bring your new friend, and get out of here.
Don't stress, bro!
You're an idiot, Stian.
How do I get into the Norwegian Cup?
-As a footbalI player? -What else?
1: You don't know about football. 2: Team has never been better.
3: Father might be able to give an exception < br /> he's a big Swedish fan.
Alright. Meet.
-Do you play one sport? -No.
Yes. Basketball. You have played basketball. </ P>
-What? No -Yes, you have played basketball. </ P>
I will train you. Tomorrow during training. </ P>
Try wearing something more male. </ P>
Daddy, it's Lucas.
-Lucas Bergstrom. -Swedia?
-He wants to join the team. -Do you have played before?
Only a few, basketball.
Sorry, my team is full.
-I can train him. -When did you become a coach?
Gpp, if the team is full.
Do you let him try? </ p >
-I will train him. -You are a jerk, fat idiot!
I might be fat, but you're ugly. And I can go on a diet!
What do you care if I coach him?
We can't bring in new players now.
I decide who will play and who can't Play. </ P>
There is a lot of space on the bench. </ P>
-Are you serious, Jan? -Out from the field. </ P>
Hi!
I'm going to the tournament. You know, the Norwegian Cup?
-You will be there, right? -Yes.
So we will go there together?
-Yes. -OK. </ P>
Can we take the same bus? </ P>
No, I'm riding on the girl's bus. </ P>
But you meet at night? </ P>
Yeah...
You know I have a girlfriend, right?
Yeah, sure. I know that.
Bye.
Just look ahead!
Oslo?
Yes.
-For a week? -Why not?
-You want me to adjust yourself -Of course, but football? For a week? </ P>
-What? -You have never played soccer. </ P>
I can. During the break, in my spare time... <
I've seen you talking or playing soccer,
- and suddenly you will some tournaments in Oslo?
Ma'am, I'm fifteen. I need to follow my dreams.
Come on!
Faster! Hurry up!
Dribble past me. </ p >
Then me!
Take speed!
Check out the tits!
-You can't do that. -I made it through You. </ P>
Never mix a woman with a ball. Get back in position. </ P>
Come on, Zlatan! </ P>
Olé! </ P>
Cold, wet... Beautiful!
Attack the ball, Lucas.
Ball!
Come on, Lucas!
Hey, just take it easy!
- Get up, chicken. -Still it, Petter!
He is a beginner.
This is not Scout trip. This is not a sex boat in Ayia Napa!
Come on!
Your weight is too far back.
You just want me to be as fat as you are.
-You have to be heavier up front. -Do you want me to be fatter than you? </ p >
Masseur?
There are 30,000 players in the Norwegian Cup.
15,000 of them are women.
30,000 calves are sore and thigh.
I only offer them a form of therapy.
What do you have in mind? Thai massage?
"Thai Stian". </ p >
-With "happy ending"? -Sure. With a happy ending. </ P>
Do you know what that means? </ P>
Of course...
OK, kids! </ P>
-Are you ready? -Yes. </ P>
Once again: Are you ready? -Yes! </ P>
We play first when we get there.
Put your bag and meet me on Field 9.
We play with the team from Bergen.
That's the spirit! Break their legs!
We've met them before. They're tight behind .
Strictly behind?
Yes, so we have to slip down along the side and kick it in.
-Kick where? - Yes, behind the defender. </ P>
-Then Go. -Right to the tunnel of their love? </ P>
♪ We are Grimsrud & apos; s ♪ ♪ We control the field ♪
♪ With all my heart ♪ ♪ And legs made of steel ♪
♪ We trick and ♪ ♪ dribble and sing our song ♪
♪ Para ♪ ♪ Grimsrud 's Will come and be strong! ♪
♪ Grimsrud's rules! ♪
Your Buttocks! ♪
♪ Grimsrud Rules! ♪
Your Buttocks! ♪
♪ Whether it's raining or bright ♪ ♪ Whether it's muddy or wet ♪
♪ We fight for ♪ ♪ We are the best team! ♪
Potty's break. Five minutes. </ P>
We are Grimsrud Boy & apos; s We control the field...
Hi.
My name is Lucas.
What's your name?
I have good breasts. Chest, calf and thighs.
OK, everyone here?
Yes. We all here.
Hello!
PLEASE! Open the door!
Hello!
Don't go!
Apparently they want me to ride with you.
I guess...
-Are you really Swedish? -Where are you from?
Can you say "I love you" in Swedish?
-I love you ? -Oh, I love you too!
-Leave her alone. -Are you a virgin?
-See something that you like? -Not at all. </ P>
OK, kids! Can you hear... Hello? </ P>
Test, Test! One, two, three! Everyone ready? </ P>
-Yes! -BAGUS! </ P>
Let's hear again, kids!
Yeah!
-Are you ready to play ball? -Yes!
Let me remind you of some rules.
No boy is allowed to enter the dormitory. </ P>
We have upgraded security, so there is no point in trying. </ P>
If I see Just be careful ! -
- You two will be sent home immediately!
Understandable?
Yeah...
Move ahead! Head towards the center!
Good!
Children live there. That's easy to find.
-OK? See you! -Thank you. </ P>
Fantastic atmosphere! 30,000 football players are here! </ P>
Love is in the air...
Sorry, do you know where Grimsrud lives?
Grimsrud? Here.
-What? Thank you for waiting! -I am happy. </ P>
You fell asleep in the bathroom? </ P>
This is the first match in Group D. </ P>
Grimrsud is compared Fana IL. </ P>
Defense Fana seems solid as...
Who is that? </ P>
Dia adalah scount bakat dari pro.
He's here to see Petter. This is a great opportunity.
Did something happen on the bus?
Oh, yeah.
All the hottest girls, naked. </ P>
We end it with orgies. </ P>
If it's me, -
- I'll start by seducing one girl.
I started by rubbing her breasts.
Give her a nice massage.
Then I move down.
Take off her underwear.
And finally I will stand up and only...
Yes!
Grimsrud took the lead a few minutes into the first half.
This will be an easy match.
Really!
Grimsrud FK leads 1-0 against Mathare United...
Grimrsud has won all matches so far.
If they keep this up, they are guaranteed to enter in the final round.
Spread!
What are you doing ?! Get back on the bench !
Mathare players look tired.
They often play this summer. They won the Gothia Cup and the Fund Cup.
It all ended ! Grimrsud Enter the finals! </ P>
Strangely, Mathare Kalah. </ P>
That was the best game ever played. They have won ten cups! </ P>
This is as good as beating Brazil in that this game is key. </ P>
like on June 23 & apos; 98. Norwegian national team. </ P>
-Grimsrud rules! -But your ass! </ P>
Grimsrud, Grimsrud, Grimsrud's rules! </ P>
Yeah! </ P>
Ayo, Boys! Full fokus! Kita memiliki dua pertandingan untuk Dilanjutkan!
Good night, Lucas.
What!?
A midnight snack?
Where is the jam?
It's all comfortable, Lucas? </ P>
You destroyed me! </ P>
Stupid! </ P>
-Hi. -Hi. </ P>
She's funny.
And a good dancer. Maybe from Brazil.
Maybe.
Vietnamese girls who arrived 2-0.
Grimsrud is struggling.
This can be very good final results for them.
Grimsrud goalkeeper committed a violation.
Penalty kick!
Are you OK?
He seems to have been kicked on the shoulder.
Obviously in pain, he has been ready in the goal.
If it's Vietnamese now, Grimsrud has come out of CUP.
-Your teacher sucks! -Shut up!
Game Done!
That is for girls from Grimsrud.
But it will be interesting to join a team from Vietnam.
Stupid!
Hi.
Thank you.
You're good. You play well.
No, I'm not!
You're better than me.
Even though I'm not talking.
I'm sick and tired in the Norwegian Cup.
I don't know why I came.
Then... maybe you and I can start a band? </ P>
-When we go back to Grimsrud. -oke. </ P>
-And what am I play? -You can sing.
-I can't sing! -I'm sure you can.
What kind of music will we play? <
I don't know, maybe like...
The White Stripes?
But I have to Miss White Stripe, -
- because I'm a drummer.
They might deserve to win.
They are small, but they are much better than us.
Ouch !
No, I'm fine.
-No. -You look great.
-Hi. - Hi. </ P>
-Shopping with your girlfriend? -Yes, nothing... We are just friends. </ P>
Good luck. </ P>
there is no comparison You look beautiful in that regard.
Thank you.
-I am disturbing? -No.
What do you do it?
The client is ready yet?
not yet
But the tactics involved. Like Fishing:
You throw the bait and wait for the fish, while you eat the hot dog.
But if you can choose, should you choose?
The problem is, he's only interested in players footbaIl.
Just talk to him.
He's out of my league. Look at me!
And he is perfect.
A 1 0 of 1 0. As for me?
Hey.
Something happened between you and Petter's girlfriend?
No...
Don't mess with the team captain.
And don't mess with <
If we lose him now, we will lose in the Norway Cup.
The city of Brixton plays against Molde FK.
Who is this?
Brixton Town. They beat us last year.
Brixton has won all the matches. No doubt...
- Damn, they're playing rough! -I hope we never see them again.
-Who is that? -Roy Terring, the captain.
Yes. He must be born out of the pit bull's ass. </ P>
Grimrsud has a very good formation! </ P>
Defeating Lyn 4-0 is not surprising, -
- but Grimsrud has really dominated the whole match.
Thomas! Fridtjov! Come on! </ P>
Come on Move, Lucas! Come on! </ P>
Come on! Hurry up! </ P>
Lucas and Truls. </ P>
You can't put him in now! </ P>
-We won 4-0. -Look at him! </ P>
We win 4- 0 to 5 minutes more. We have to rest our players. </ P>
Nobody can pass to the Swede, OK? </ P>
Come on, Lucas! Take the ball. </ P>
The game ends! Grimrsud Enter final. </ P>
Lawan mereka akan ditentukan hari ini.
But Grimsrud FK is one of the teams in Final tomorrow!
OK, we've been this far
What we have to do now, is saving energy.
Good Job. Now take a bath.
Brixton Town wins 3-0.
They have a total dominated by Lillestrøm.
If they get a score from this angle, they enter the final.
Damn!
Brixton enters Final against Grimsrud FK !
That's what happens tomorrow. Wish you to see the match!
Do you want more?
You want more?
You got it!
He smiled at me! Girl smiled at me!
Can you believe we are in the final?
We have never been as good this but we are now.
Condoms.
I'm sure he will give one if you ask.
If we will get any action, we have to stop acting like babies.
What...
Look at them! not a bit ambitious?
-Hi. -Hi.
Stian, you never get anything if you keep acting like that.
-Do you try that? -We will try now.
-Lucas? -That's ??
Actually, I feel a little nauseous. </ P>
No, don't worry. </ P>
Come on, they leave us! </ P>
-What are you doing? -I? Nothing. </ P>
Give me a break. </ P>
-What? -I saw what was happening. </ P>
-Come on. -What do you mean? </ P>
I mean what I mean. Lucas, Petter, Petter, Lucas? </ P>
Yeah...
I think you have to do something about it.
Say something to Petter, or whatever.
Why does it have to be so hard?
<
Petter, we need to talk.
Hey! That's not your turn.
Sorry, I just having fun. You don't need to be fussy about it. </ P>
Take a chair, and I & apos; I'll show you how it's done. </ P>
-That's not a turn You! -I'm just having fun. </ P>
So he needs Barbie to help him! </ P>
I won't tell you again. </ P>
If you get it with my way, I will hit you on your ass !!
Come on, love, you come with me, huh?
-Come on! -Stop! </ P>
Stop! Finish it on the field like a Professional player. </ P>
OK? </ P>
Don't ever do it again, OK? </ P>
You are a real peace negotiator.
Middle East, the UN and all that. Brother peace!
What do you wear?
Ever seen onepiece before?
They're great!
One zipper, and you're naked.
I just have to urinate.
Where are you going?
You shouldn't be here. Hey! </ P>
Back here! </ P>
Where are you going? </ P>
You're lewd, a little horny.
Show yourself!
Hey! Come here!
Where will you go? Come here!
-Apakah ada anak laki-laki masuk ke sini? -Hanya kamu.
A blonde boy didn't come here?
Did anyone come here?
No
Did anyone come here ?
Are you sure?
Good night, everyone. Get a good night's sleep.
What are you doing here?
I don't know.
Here.
Susanne?
Everything's under control!
Look, don't hold it! </ p >
Look at all, beer!
Someone lives here. Give it back!
Just take it. That isn't dangerous! </ P>
Let's see if they're home. Come on! </ P>
-Come on! -Where are you going?
Don't be afraid.
Come on!
-Someone lives here! -Stop. They fall asleep. </ P>
Feel it. </ P>
The water is warm. </ P>
Apa yang kamu lakukan?
-Come on. Warm water. -Are you crazy? </ P>
Someone lives here! </ P>
Don't dare to do something? </ P>
Come on. -Remove it! </ P>
-Come on! -Don't do that. Release! </ P>
No! </ P>
Damn! </ P>
Not now! </ P>
Why aren't you coming, hurry? </ P>
Fast! </ P>
Hey, put the towel on! </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Have you ever been cycling with lots of girls? </ P>
No, I never cycled before. </ P>
With a girl, that is. </ P>
Like this. </ P>
But...
You know something can happen between us right?
OK.
Good morning. -Hi.
Damn!
I have to go.
Don't...
Don't tell anyone about this, OK?
This shouldn't happen. Sorry.
I have to go.
Sit down. I want to get something?
Why do you look so tired, Lucas? </ P>
Want some dry crackers? </ P>
Looks like you didn't sleep night. </ P>
I'm not the only one who doesn't sleep is asleep.
I don't think your boyfriend is sleeping well.
What are you talking about?!
I'm hard to sleep if you're not wearing clothes.
Look at yourself!
-I'm tired of all this. -What are you doing?
I should have decided you 1 year ago!
What's your problem?!
What? My problem?
What about you? < br /> Look at you.
Who will be your girlfriend tomorrow?
-To go? -Yes.
What about Thomas? He's handsome.
The night before the final? The Petter boyfriend? The night before? </ P>
-So you were on his side? -That's nothing to do with that! </ P>
Damn! </ P>
It's easy for you to say. You've never played!
You're on the Norwegian Cup because you're the coach's son.
Do you really think you will get Relax with diet and massage?
You will never score at the Norwegian Cup.
And you will never be a coach Football.
Shut your mouth, Pack your things, -
- and go back to Sweden before You screw up something else for us.
Judas!
Time for the final in Group D. Brixton City Against Grimsrud FK.
Both teams have fantastic skills.
When they met last year, Grimrsud did not get a chance to survive.
Brixton traditionally indeed a strong team.
And their striker, Roy Terring, shows his strength Instantly! </ P>
Brixton City adds 1-0 points. Cool! </ P>
Grimsrud players haven't got a feel in the game
Some of the players contacted for offense, but the referee disagrees.
Brixton likes to play on edges and doesn't always give results.
-Penalti! -No doubt that call.
What will Barbie do for you now?
You're kidding!
Captain Grimsrud who gets responsibility. </ P>
His name is Petter Støbakk. </ P>
Judging by his appearance so far, -
- don't be surprised to see it he's like a professional every day.
Støbakk Petter Meleset! Unfortunately for Grimsrud.
We will break 15-minutes < half a break.
Brixton Town has taken the lead, 1-0.
-Hi, mother. -Hai, Lucas. How are you? </ P>
Fine. </ P>
-Are you already a soccer player? -No. </ P>
How are you? You sound sad. Want me to pick you up? </ P>
-No. -You sure? </ P>
-Yes. -I can come now.
Ma'am, I'm gpp.
Here is the carpenter.
I'll see you in a few days.
Look forward to that Bye!
What's with you?
You look like a pack of used condoms.
Daddy?
We are in the final. Don't shout at us.
Sit down, Stian.
-You don't need to shout at us now. - Sit down! </ P>
Now I've lost my voice. Because of you guys. </ P>
If you don't pull away together, -
- I'll make sure that you personally walk home to Grimsrud. </ P>
OK, guys. We go down and get one goal, goal but we can do this! </ P>
Shut up! We don't care what you say. </ P>
Help. Show that you are here for a reason. </ P>
-What? -Help Stian. </ P>
Petter, yes, You screwed up a penalty.
But you have the best foot right in the tournament.
-Go, fat. -What about your ridicule?
There is no one on a stand-alone team the chance to issue your jokes!
Stian, shut up!
The second part will start in two minutes.
What are you doing here?!
L doesn't understand you guys.
For years, Stian has done everything he can to make You are better. </ P>
Bringing you water, cleaned after you. </ P>
And all you have done, is an act like a donkey. </ P>
Go out and play like a team, and you can justify your mistakes.
Let's go!
♪ We are Grimsrud & apos; s ♪ ♪ We control the field ♪
♪ With all my heart ♪ ♪ And legs made of steel ♪
♪ We give a laugh ♪
♪ And sing our song ♪
♪ Grimsrud's will come and be strong! ♪
♪ Grimsrud's rules! ♪
Your Buttocks! ♪
♪ Grimsrud Rules! ♪
Your Buttocks! ♪
We can't win out there, but I know you will give the best!
We are waiting for you, bro.
OK, guys.
Ready to go to war? Let's go to war!
We are ready for the second round. Brixton City has won 1-0.
Where is Petter? Where is Petter?
Lucas, find Petter. Come on! Hey, I need three minutes. </ P>
Go away! </ P>
Why aren't you out there with the others? </ P>
Go away, OK! </ P>
Tapi... mengapa?
I failed to take a penalty.
Pro scout won't be interested in me now.
Can't you go there and play for the team? </ p >
They don't have a chance without you.
You're the best player.
Your team needs you now more than ever.
And I'm sorry about Susanne.
I don't care about Susanne.
She's not even here.
What?
He Go home by bus. </ P>
Captain Petter Støbakk returns on the field! </ P>
Grimsrud plays with a totally different attitude. </ P>
They have to accept enough pleasantries!
Støbakk has the ball and keeps attacking.
Støbakk kicks...
And GOL !! score Støbakk for Grimsrud! Can you believe it?
The second half has just begun. Good games, Støbakk and Grimsrud!
After Grimsrud's celebration of this game starts again.
Hi.
You have messed up.
Anyone can be wrong.
That doesn't mean you can't be forgiven, or apologize.
Wait. What should I do?
You have to ask him.
Chase him!
Hey!
Grimsrud players look tired now.
Fans call for , free kick but the referee allows it to happen.
He allows to continue the game.
Come on! Come on!
-I insult you! -You too!
Susanne!
Wait !
We have to talk!
Free kick for Brixton.
It's dangerously close to Grimsrud's goal.
They chose to play in around the posse...
And that was 2-1 for Brixton! </ p >
Stop the bus!
Damn!
And Group D End!
Congratulations to Brixton City! Hopefully better next year, Grimsrud .
2-1 is the end result.
Good work, Petter.
Petter, do you have time to talk?
I missed the kicking penalty. </ P>
Anyone can miss a penalty. </ P>
Game tongue. </ P>
Loser !!
You do great coach work.
Thank you.
-You will get them next time. -Sure.
-You and me. -We will get them next time.
-Hi. -You still massaging?
-No again. -Not even for me?
For you?
Of course!
Do you know how to give a massage?
No, no...
-I can show you. -Yes?
-Hi. -Hi. </ P>
Look, I'm sorry. </ P>
Okay
We start a band together, right? </ P>
Of course .
What should we call for that?
Happy Ending.