1
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[Screaming, Laughing]

2
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I can't believe
you invited that guy.

3
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[ Mock English Accent]
He's such a bloodywanker.

4
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Oh, cut it out, Rolo. God!
Why are you always makin' fun of him?.

5
00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,577
Give me a break. Sissy Brit.

6
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- Who the hell talks like that?.
- [Laughing]

7
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- You're such a jerk, Rolo.
- You're gonna love this shit.

8
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[ Chuckles ]
Pure Costa Rica Freaka.

9
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- Ow!
- Hey, Stacy...

10
00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:42,965
while I torch this baby,
how about you lick my chest?.

11
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Oh.
[ Chuckles ]

12
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- [ Chuckling ]
- [TwigSnaps ]

13
00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:03,319
- Hey, what about my nipples?.
- Shut up! Someone's watching us.

14
00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,551
A peeper, huh?
My kind of guy.

15
00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:10,322
- Rolo, I'm serious. It creeped me out.
- All right, all right.

16
00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,489
I know a place more private...

17
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- and romantic.
- Oh. [ Chuckles ]

18
00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,699
Ow!

19
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Check it out.

20
00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:27,178
- What do you think?.
- Ooh!

21
00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,578
Should we be doin' this here?.

22
00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:32,810
I mean, isn't this, like,
sacred or something?.

23
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What?. No, they're dead.

24
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You got any objections, Ricky?.

25
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[ Spanish Accent ]
I think you should give it to her, senor.

26
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- [ Laughing ]
- [Bushes Rustling]

27
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There he is again.

28
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This guy's gonna be
picking his teeth out of my dump.

29
00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,746
- [ Yells ]
- [StacyGasps ]

30
00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,015
Stacy, this guy doesn't even have teeth.

31
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- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Screeching ]

32
00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,754
[ Both Scream ]

33
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Watch the hair, asshole!

34
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- [Stacy Laughing]
- Goddamn monkeys.

35
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- [ Roars ]
- [ Screams ]

36
00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:26,471
[ Gasps, Laughs ]
Oh, my God!

37
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Who needs a love potion?.
I whipped up something extra tasty.

38
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Ow!

39
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So, where are we gonna do this?.

40
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I don't wanna get caught
in the middle of a cemetery.

41
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Let's at least go inside
that old mausoleum.

42
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Mm-hmm.

43
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- Wow.
- [ Chuckling ]

44
00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,591
- Wow.
- Check this out.

45
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[ Laughs ]

46
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[ Yelling ]

47
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[Grunting, Laughing]

48
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:08,271
Oh. Looks like
we don't need you anymore.

49
00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,645
[ Both Moaning ]

50
00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,481
- [Door Closes ]
- [ Both Scream ]

51
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[Rolo ]
What the--

52
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It was probably just the wind.

53
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Okay, we're back in.

54
00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,328
- [Rolo Chuckles ]
- Whoo!

55
00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,463
Heads or tails?.

56
00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:38,271
- Mmm... heads.
- Oh!

57
00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:44,282
- What's ""tails"?.
- You don't wanna know.

58
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[ Moaning ]

59
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[Sword Unsheathing]

60
00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,451
What is it?. Too waxy?.

61
00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,188
Shh. I heard something.

62
00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,232
Was it, um,
a strange sucking sound?.

63
00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,324
[ Chuckles ]
Oh!

64
00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:07,964
Say, what do you think about smacking
me in the face a couple of times?.

65
00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,565
Not hard.
Well, kinda hard.

66
00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,508
[Chuckles ]
What do you say?

67
00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:16,343
- No.
- Oh, come on.

68
00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,417
- No!
- Oh, come on, Kelly.

69
00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:21,043
- It's not like I'm asking you
to eat my crap.
- No!

70
00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,749
-Just slug me.
- [ Both Screaming ]

71
00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,637
- Over here!
- No, this way!

72
00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,414
[ Gasping ]

73
00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:06,160
[ Screaming ]

74
00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,864
[ Panting ]

75
00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,347
- ##[Reggae, Distant]
- [Chattering, Distant]

76
00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:32,123
[ Gasps ]

77
00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,139
- [ Horn Blowing ]
- ## [Soft Rock]

78
00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:06,615
[Man ]
All right. Here we go.

79
00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:23,675
## [ Continues ]

80
00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:28,804
[ Over P.A. ] Welcome to Pleasure Island!
I'm your host, Coconut Pete.

81
00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:32,715
Put your bags down and meet me
at the pool for a nice drink.

82
00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:35,185
Are you ready
for the time of your Iife?.

83
00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:42,193
Yeah, fiesta time!
Are you ready to party?

84
00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:47,528
-!Buenos dias! Lars Brunckhorst.
- Right this way, my friend.

85
00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,796
- Welcome to the island.
Please, keep walking.
- Listen, I--

86
00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:54,839
[Man ]Are you ready to party?
Come on, now!

87
00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,239
Party!
Who'd like to party?.

88
00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:02,976
- Hey, Lars Brunckhorst.
- Time to party. Welcome to the party.

89
00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:08,418
- Lars Brunckhorst.
- Follow the officer.
Just follow the officer.

90
00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,751
- Follow the officer. Follow the officer.
- You don't understand--

91
00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:14,691
Whoo-hoo! Welcome
to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island!

92
00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:17,524
Now,you are here to have fun.

93
00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,224
If you choose not to have fun,
fun will be provided foryou.

94
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,028
[ Cheering ]

95
00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:25,934
Whoo-hoo!

96
00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:28,666
All right, let's go have some fun
now, huh?. Bring it down. Bring it down.

97
00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,834
- Left, right! Left, right!
- Hey, General. Lars Brunckhorst. Listen--

98
00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:34,936
- Nice fuckin' hat, pussy!
- Hey, you got that bag of grass
I loaned you?.

99
00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:38,210
Ooh, sorry. You know how it is.

100
00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,285
Let me know
when you score some more.

101
00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:43,116
[ Chuckles ]
Ooh!

102
00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,959
Hey, you. I'm sorry I'm late.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

103
00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:55,090
Yeah, all right. Go on.

104
00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:59,864
[Woman ] Who wants drinks?
Drinks, drinks, drinks.

105
00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:01,997
- [Man ] Yeah, I like that!
- [ Woman ] Bring it on!

106
00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,646
Hey, Dave. Hey, Carlos.

107
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:12,411
- Hola, Kelly.
- Think you could put a little
something extra in my drinks?.

108
00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,645
I know exactly what you need.

109
00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,552
- Thereyou go.
- [ Whistling ]

110
00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:21,388
If anyone else is eager
to share the experience...

111
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,655
I'll be around this evening...

112
00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:26,926
- and we'll be expecting them.
- Okay, okay, okay. I get it.

113
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,092
Put it on my tab.

114
00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,726
- Hey, at least give me
one of those margaritas.
- Sorry.

115
00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:34,965
They're so spoken for.
[ Laughs ]

116
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,773
[ Mouthing Words ]

117
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,347
We're gonna go for a quick romp
in the jungle before the pool party.

118
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,643
[ English Accent ]
Oh, I don't know, Stace.

119
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,446
I have to play tennis soon,
and, well, to be honest...

120
00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:51,421
that stretch ofthe jungle gives me an
extraordinary case of the wonky britches.

121
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,186
Sweet Jesus,
you're an F-cake, Putman.

122
00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,284
- [ Gasps ]
- What the hell?.

123
00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:58,761
You were just telling me
what a nut-cup this guy is.

124
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,424
[Stacy]
I did not!

125
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,661
[Man OverP.A.]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

126
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,931
- yourhost and rock and roll's
favorite son...
- ## [ Guitar]

127
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:09,007
Coconut Pete!

128
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,372
[Applause ]

129
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,041
[ Coconut Pete ]
Welcome to Pleasure Island!

130
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:18,275
[ Man Over P.A. ]
Whoo-hoo!

131
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,197
I love you, Coconut Pete!

132
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,270
Oh! Wel l, I guess
you all heard this one, huh?.

133
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:44,841
- [ Cheering ]
- Back you go, dickweed!

134
00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,913
I guess you also know
that I took this song and turned it...

135
00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:51,142
into a beautiful reality.

136
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:55,186
- This gorgeous group of people
behind me is our staff.
- [ Cheering ]

137
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:59,155
And they're here to take care ofyou
in more ways than one!

138
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,890
Now, you came here to
escape civilization...

139
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,987
and we're gonna hold you to it.

140
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,566
Your cell phones won't work here.
There are no fax machines...

141
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,160
and most importantly of all,
no strings attached!

142
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,102
[ Cheering ]

143
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:18,768
[Horn Blowing]

144
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:22,746
[ Blowing Whistle ]
Coconut Pete, you're under arrest!

145
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,941
What are the charges, officer?.

146
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,179
For keeping these people from enjoying
free drinks at the pool from noon to 3:.00!

147
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:31,450
- [ Cheering ]
- That would be a crime!

148
00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:34,424
Well, you heard the man.
Free drinks at the pool!

149
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,495
Last one in
is a rotten coconut!

150
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,350
[Animals Chittering]

151
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,465
- [ Screams ]
- [ Screams ]

152
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,162
- [ Panting ]
- Are you all right?.

153
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:22,263
Yeah. That thing just scared me a little.

154
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:25,502
It's just Welkie, the Welcome Gorilla.

155
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:29,240
These two idiots were trying to hump him,
so I thought I'd stash him out here.

156
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,612
- I'm Jenny.
- I'm Penelope.

157
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,685
I'm a little lost.

158
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:37,085
You look familiar.
Have you ever been here before?.

159
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,453
Oh, yeah. Um, well, no.

160
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:42,118
Huh.
So where are you from?.

161
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:45,425
- Uh, Nome, Alaska?.
- Hmm.

162
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,193
I guess you just have
one of those faces.

163
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,428
- [ Chuckles ]
-Just take a right up there
to get to the big path.

164
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,335
But you better hurry.
You'll miss the drinks by the pool.

165
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,103
## [Reggae ]

166
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,508
[Man ] Oh, Manny,
look at the chassis on this one.

167
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,604
Oh, dude.
Wanna get nailed?.

168
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,842
Hot dudes lookin'
for some ganderjuice.

169
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,145
Yeah!

170
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:10,689
- Okay, maybe later. Yeah.
- I'll get back to you.

171
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,850
Oh, dude, look at that one, dude.
Green bikini? Oh, dude.

172
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,950
- Look at that little cheetah.
- Hair pie.

173
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,529
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Barks ]

174
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,906
-Jackie O'Tripod.
- Dude, what--

175
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,669
Oh, dude, check out that
orange bikini, dude.

176
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,142
Oh, dude, come on.

177
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:35,406
- Do you want to be drilled by Manny?.
- [ Grunting ]

178
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,846
[ Laughing ]
Bogey. Bogey.

179
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,975
- 1 2:00 noon.
- Holy shit, dude.

180
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:43,680
I know that chick.
That's the chick on that TV-show--

181
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:46,883
- A.M. Pump Up With Amy Aerobics.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

182
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,721
She's the one in the way back.

183
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,228
Dude, she was. But then the chick
by the palm tree died...

184
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,231
so she got promoted to palm tree.

185
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,494
And then Amy Aerobics died, and so
she's the new number one chick, dude.

186
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,730
- She's the new Amy Aerobics!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Amy Aerobics died?.

187
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,434
- What did she die of?.
- She didn't die of a fat ass,
I'll tell you that, bro.

188
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,567
[ Both Laughing ]

189
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,772
What's up?.
Dude, don't be gay, man.

190
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,872
- I don't think so.
- Hi.

191
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,110
Oh! Whoo! Hey.

192
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,120
- Lars Brunckhorst. I'm the new masseur.
- [Jenny] Hi.

193
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,190
- I'm Jenny.
- Really nice to meet you,Jenny.

194
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:22,522
- And this is Yu.
- And really nice to meet you, Yu.

195
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,062
- [ Chuckles ]
- Soyou're subbing in for Inga this week?.

196
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:27,632
- Yeah.
- Well, you'd better be good.

197
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,429
Inga had some great moves.
Let's see what you got.

198
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,333
Ooh.
[ Chuckles ]

199
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,503
- [ Chanting ]
- [ Both Moaning ]

200
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:43,314
Oh, God.
Inga never did anything like that.

201
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,610
- Who's the fucking hippie?.
- I'll take that.

202
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,709
Hey, get your own margy.

203
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:52,621
- It's not for me.
It's for our new masseur, Lars.
- Are you serious?

204
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,387
We swapped out a six-foot
Swedish broad for this guy?.

205
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,462
- I'm six-one.
- Cool!

206
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,793
Oh, don't worryabout him.

207
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,164
He's Coconut Pete's nephew, so he
thinks he can get away with murder.

208
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,464
At least assault
with a deadlywet one.

209
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,801
- [ Whistle Blowing ] Who wants to limbo?.
- Limbo! Limbo!

210
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,569
[ Cheering ]

211
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,173
I'll showyou the ropes
at the club tonight.

212
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,479
Look for me.
I'll be the cute chick behind the bar.

213
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,421
[Roy]
Attention: Frankie back to Hollywood!

214
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,184
- Dude, whatever.
- Dude, this is you! This is you!

215
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,419
[ Chattering Continues, Indistinct ]

216
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:33,089
- Bend it, don't break it.
- I'll bend anything. I'm gettin'
so fuckin'laid tonight.

217
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:37,167
- ## [ Dance ]
- [ Chattering, Indistinct ]

218
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,721
[ Man ]
Yeah, drink, sugar! Chug it down!

219
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,847
Chug it down for me!

220
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,119
[ Man Over P.A. ] Hey, what's up there,
you foxes and cockses?

221
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,956
Here comes Coconut Pete!

222
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,553
[ Cheeri ng ]

223
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,461
Hey, am i go. You m ust be Lars.

224
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:14,903
Coconut Pete. Hey, man, I really appreciate
you bringing me into your life circle.

225
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,703
Pleasure's all mine. Say, I hear
good things about your fingers.

226
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,674
Is that a tranquillity blouse?.

227
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,305
Yeah, it is. It's actually the same one
you wore on your album cover.

228
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,408
""Pink Crustaceans and Good Vibrations"?.

229
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,510
I read a 1977 interview
where you said that...

230
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:32,089
the teal and blue really kept
you focused during the tough times.

231
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:35,388
That sounds like something
I said back in '77.

232
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,485
I guess nobody told you, but, uh...

233
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,928
you're supposed to wear
the Pleasure Sweater on luge duty.

234
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,830
Oh, yeah, they did, but it's actually
kind of hot in here...

235
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,903
and it was kind of
wadded up on the ground--

236
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,167
Just put the goddamn thing on.
Hank, give Lars a hand, will ya?.

237
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,298
Oh, yeah.

238
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:56,608
- Thanks, Hank.
- Hey, Coco Pete, I have
a present for you, my friend.

239
00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:00,276
- You see the beautiful flower
in the yellow dress?.
- Mmm!

240
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,513
[ Coconut Pete ]
She's in full bloom.

241
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:06,250
She said she saw you in Tucson
three years ago, 1 4th row.

242
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,865
Excuse me, but weren't you
at one of my shows?.

243
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,401
U of A, '99?.

244
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,733
- Yeah!
- I remember you! You were in the--

245
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:23,535
Don't tell me-- 15th row.

246
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:28,443
- Fourteenth row!
- I have a pictographic memory
for pretty faces.

247
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,607
Well, hey, how about the grand tour?.

248
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,618
- Yeah, sure.
- Right this way.

249
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,624
Hey, buddy!

250
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,786
Ah,Jesus Christ!
That's tequila!

251
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,593
I was doubles partners
with Andre Agassi for an entire week.

252
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:50,634
I'm the one who taught 'Dre
to play Cocks and Quarters.

253
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,832
Ifyou can believe it,
he'd never played Cocks and Quarters.

254
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,602
Wow. That's interesting.

255
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,836
- Yeah, it's-- Well, it's--
- Hey, snow bunny!

256
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,140
- Give me a Drambuie, neat.
- You got it.

257
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:06,741
Well, all alone, huh?. Well, don't worry.
""No woman, no cry," right, mon?.

258
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:10,515
Actually, I was quite engaged
until you bullied your way in here.

259
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,489
Yeah, I heard you. Something about, uh,
Cocks and Quarters?.

260
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,993
You know, we have that game in the States
too, except we call it Hide the Sausage.

261
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,930
I beg your pardon?. Excuse me,
new fellow, please cut off this minor.

262
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,866
Oh, come on! If there's grass
on the field, then play ball.

263
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,938
Right, guv'nor?.
Hey, Sammy, hit me!

264
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,207
Mmm!
Gracias, Sheriff.

265
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,371
Legalize it!

266
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,783
[Man OverP.A. ] Hey, late night fun
at the campfire in one hour.

267
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:44,151
- And don't forget your condoms.
- Tequila! Who wants some?

268
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:47,282
Hey, what, are you dancing alone?.
Hey, sweetie. Come here.

269
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,121
- [ Gasps ]
- Hi!

270
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:53,494
Whoo! I now pronounce you
Mr. and Mrs. Funzy!

271
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,033
You owe me one, bro.

272
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,070
Uh, may I kiss the bride?.

273
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:02,538
- Um... do you work here?.
- I do.

274
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:06,338
I'm Juan Castillo.
I am dive master.

275
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,709
Like, cliffs, or-or--

276
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:13,513
Cliffs, rocks, boards.
Whatever you wish.

277
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:17,646
Oh, that is a beautiful name.
""Peenalop."

278
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:21,317
Peenalop.
It's breathtaking.

279
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,486
Um, thankyou.

280
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:28,726
So, tell me, what brings you
here to us, Peenalop?.

281
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,861
Oh, oh. I'm on spring break.
I go to Oral Roberts.

282
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,930
Oral Roberts?.
Is that anything like an Anal Johnson?.

283
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,670
'Cause, well,
I've done that a few times.

284
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:44,943
Or am I thinking ofa Dirty Sanchez?.
That's the one.

285
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:49,783
- I don't know what that is.
- Uh... it's not for you.

286
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:53,187
- [ Gasps ] Oh, my God!
- Ah,yes.

287
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,453
A very magical place.

288
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,746
- Hey.
- Hey, Carlos.

289
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,474
Make it quick.
We got a lot of dishes.

290
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:41,163
[ Clattering]

291
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,257
Goddamn monkeys.

292
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,601
[ Muttering In Spanish ]

293
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,538
- [TwigSnaps ]
- [ Gasps ] You?.

294
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:24,446
Carlos, these knives are filthy.
When are you gonna clean 'em?.

295
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,483
Manana.

296
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,019
[ Sighs ]

297
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:38,125
- [ Spanish ]
- [ Clattering]

298
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:57,180
[ Gasps ]

299
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,547
- [Screaming]
- [ Coconut Pete ]
One, two! One, two, three, four!

300
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,703
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!

301
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,115
- All right!
- Solid.

302
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:34,378
Play ""Margaritaville."

303
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,750
[Applause Stops ]

304
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:39,953
Excuse me?.

305
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,892
Play ""Margaritaville."
I love that song.

306
00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:47,556
Darlin', I think you're referrin'
to my song ""Pina Coladaburg."

307
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,362
No, ""Margaritaville. '"
[ Chuckles ]

308
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,030
I think you mean ""Pina Coladaburg."

309
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:59,440
A little song I wrote
seven and a halffucking years...

310
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,411
before ""Margaritaville"
was even on the map!

311
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,745
Of course,
you wouldn't know that 'cause...

312
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,819
you weren't even born yet!

313
00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:09,910
- [ Mock Laughter]
- Come on, hog shell. Let's get us a drink.

314
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:11,989
- I don't need this shit.
- Come on, man.

315
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,115
Fuck that guy!
Son of a son of a bitch!

316
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,627
Mother motherfucker!

317
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,664
- ## [Dance ]
- Hey,Jenny.

318
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,961
[ Moaning ]

319
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,901
- [ Laughs ] God!
- Sorry.

320
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:28,097
Give me a heads-up
before you do that.

321
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:31,642
It's just a habit. I could see
how tight you were from a mile away.

322
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,802
What can I say?.
Some girls are just tighter than others.

323
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,947
- [ Chuckles ]
- Sorry.

324
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:43,180
Uh-- So, uh, I guess
I'm talkin' to a celebrity.

325
00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:44,949
Congratulations.
I heard you got your own fitness show?.

326
00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:49,322
Uh, yeah. Amy Aerobics
accidentally ate some rat poison.

327
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,623
It was awful.

328
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,097
But I'm still really psyched.
I've been waiting a long time for this.

329
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,566
- That's great.
- Hey,Jen.

330
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,134
I will be glad to never
have to do this again.

331
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,208
Yeah, it must be tough
living in paradise.

332
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:06,834
Oh, yeah.
You love it now, butjustwait.

333
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:13,043
# Crab legs, crab legs
Rah, rah, rah #

334
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:16,518
Hey, you guys ever hear the story
of the Machete Maniac?.

335
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,987
[ All ]
Ooh!

336
00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:20,990
[ Chuckles ]
Let's hear it.

337
00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:24,027
Yeah, I don't know.
It's probably too scary foryou guys.

338
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:28,327
- No. No, it's not.
- No, come on, Dave.
Please, tell us the story.

339
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:31,231
All right, what the hell.

340
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:34,169
This must've been, like,
1 5 years ago, you know?.

341
00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:37,730
We had a kid working at the club
named Phil Coletti.

342
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:42,075
And one night--
it was a night a lot like tonight--

343
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,741
this gorgeous woman comes
into the club, asks him if he
wants to go out to the jungle.

344
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,149
He's like, ""Yeah. Whynot?'"

345
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:51,814
So they split. And as they started
getting out to the jungle...

346
00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:55,552
further and further away
from the lights of the club...

347
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,890
she starts asking him
these questions, like...

348
00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:01,830
does he believe
in the local legends of the island...

349
00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:04,424
voodoo, zombies.

350
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:08,097
He's not too worried about it.

351
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,231
Hejust rolls right over,
starts putting the screws to her.

352
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,711
But something doesn't
feel right to Coletti.

353
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:18,749
But he can't see shit. It's pitch black,
so he just keeps bangin' away.

354
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,045
But then, boom!

355
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:25,782
A flash of lightning lights up the
whole island, and in that one moment...

356
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:30,692
Coletti looks around and sees
not only is he out in the middle
of that old Mayan cemetery...

357
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:35,027
not only are all the other guys from
the resort standing around watching him...

358
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:38,364
but he sees that
he's having sex with a corpse.

359
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,298
A cold, white...

360
00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:46,070
- dirty-from-the-grave dead body.
- [ Girl Groans ]

361
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,941
And they say...

362
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:52,778
Phil Coletti calmly walked
to the groundskeeper's shack...

363
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,715
founda machete...

364
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:58,448
and chopped those staff members
into a hundred pieces.

365
00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:03,385
And they say
he took that same machete...

366
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:07,727
chopped his own dick off
and ran screaming into the jungle.

367
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:11,165
Nobody ever saw him after that.

368
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:13,396
But from that point on...

369
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:16,997
Phil Coletti was forever known...

370
00:26:17,108 --> 00:26:19,633
as Machete Phil.

371
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:24,238
Areyou telling me there's some
totally deranged, dickless dude
running around out there?

372
00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:28,149
All I 'm saying is I don't
go into the jungle alone if I can help it.

373
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,780
'Cause you can hear him,
and I've heard him...

374
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,688
crying out...

375
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:38,820
""Where's my penis?.

376
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:43,799
Where's my penis?.
Where's my penis??'

377
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:46,496
- And that boy was me!
- [ Screaming, Laughing ]

378
00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:01,081
You're an asshole,
Putman.

379
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:05,951
- Anybody get laid tonight?.
- Hey, Pete.

380
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:08,287
- I know I did.
- [ Laughter]

381
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,657
Say, anybody seen
Rolo, Stacy or Kelly?.

382
00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,889
They're probably off screwing around
in the jungle somewhere.

383
00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:16,024
Well, shit. I'm gonna need somebody
to run Luau Night tomorrow.

384
00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,700
Uh, yeah, sure.
I'll run Luau Night.

385
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,364
What, cut up a couple
of pineapples, whatever.

386
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,238
- Yeah, great.
Sam, will you run Luau Night?.
- Sure. Can do.

387
00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:28,244
We'll get some grass mini-skirts,
maybe have a poi-eating contest...

388
00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,644
and, uh, everyone'll get laid.

389
00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:33,843
- [ Hooting, Laughing ]
- Sounds great. People, please.

390
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,750
Is it too much to ask?.
Have sex with the guests.

391
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:39,415
- Some of'em aren't bad-looking.
- [ Laughter]

392
00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:50,664
Hola, Peenalop!

393
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,775
[Alarm Blaring]

394
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:16,854
[ Panting, Gasping ]

395
00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:20,755
- [ Women Laughing ]
- [Alarm Stops ]

396
00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:23,157
Change!

397
00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,227
[Alarm Resumes ]

398
00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:34,803
- All right, 200 points. 200 points.
- Oh, good Christ!

399
00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:37,636
Oh, you're dead, fucker!
You little yellow prick!

400
00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:40,870
You're fucked!
[ Grunts ]

401
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:42,640
- Ohh!
- 500 points!

402
00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:47,047
- Fuckin' worked!
- A simple tag would have sufficed.

403
00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:49,985
Eat it, fuck-nut!
[ Laughs ]

404
00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:53,216
- Cue Pretzel.
- [Alarm Continues ]

405
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,315
Where's Pretzel?.

406
00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:59,522
Come on. Cue Pretzel.
Cue Pretzel. Pretzel-- Ah.

407
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:03,629
Pretzel!

408
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:07,296
Hey, Pretzel!
Get your twisted, salty ass out here.

409
00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:10,772
- Hey!
- [Panting, Moaning]

410
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,713
[ Moaning Continues ]

411
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,408
Ocupado, bro. Go!

412
00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:21,041
- [ Mouthing Words ]
- [ Moaning Continues ]

413
00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:28,057
Sorry, Cliff.
I need you in the maze.

414
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:32,220
- I'm on break.
- Be happy in your work, Pear.

415
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,992
Shit.

416
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:38,068
[Moaning Continues Loudly]

417
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,694
Eh, yeah.
Hey, look, I salty, yeah?.

418
00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:43,933
- Wait. What's your name?.
- Listen, mami,
I call you later, all right?.

419
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:47,239
- Bye.
- [ Laughing ]

420
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:15,139
- [ Screams ]
- [ Gasps ] Shit!

421
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,971
- [ Mutters ]
- [Woman ] I gotyou!

422
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,715
Whoa!

423
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:42,663
[ Panting ]

424
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,076
Huh?.

425
00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:06,389
[ Groaning ]

426
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,824
[ Chattering, Laughing ]

427
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:25,575
## [Reggae ]

428
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,440
- [Sword Unsheathes ]
- Hello?.

429
00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:44,759
Hello?.

430
00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:54,403
[ Yells ]

431
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:59,699
[ Chanting ]

432
00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,337
- Lars?
- Huh?.

433
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:07,509
Oh. Sorry.
I was just in the middle of my Qi Kung.

434
00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,882
Wow. Qi Kung?.
[ Karate Yell ]

435
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,219
- Whoa!
- I should have you on my show.

436
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,986
- I guess you're not
just into massage, areyou?.
- Yeah, well--

437
00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:19,655
I mean, bodywork's still my life,
but I've also done the Dianetic thing.

438
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:21,493
Spent a little time in the Forum.

439
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:24,397
Did a little Falun Gong in Bang Chow.

440
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,732
- But you know who's got
a great philosophy?.
- Who?.

441
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,999
Coconut Pete.

442
00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:31,007
Have a good time all the time.

443
00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:33,407
- [ Together] Always eat the worm.
- Totally.

444
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:37,277
- Sign our asses!Sign our asses!
- Sign our asses!

445
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,078
- What do you know about Feng Chi?
- Um, nothing.

446
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:45,282
- Snoring Panda.
- [ Snoring ]

447
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:48,018
Not to be confused
with Linou Gano...

448
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:49,923
- the Leaking Turtle.
- Oh, my God!

449
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,758
- Don't try that in public.
- Dude!

450
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,855
Hey, guys, I'm gonna
send you back over there.

451
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:58,094
- You'll get plenty
of signatures, all right?.
- Come on, hop.

452
00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:00,727
Go ahead.
[ Chuckles ]

453
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,897
- Come on, hop!
- [Jenny] That's amazing.

454
00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:05,134
It's all really about
connecting your meridians.

455
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:08,144
We all have energy that flows through
us, and it's all connected by buttons.

456
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,737
So, what other buttons
can you push?.

457
00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:13,282
Tian-Tu.

458
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:16,876
- [ Moans ]
- The Heaven Point.

459
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:21,152
[ Moaning ]
Fuck me!

460
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:24,456
Damn!
[ Giggles ]

461
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,894
Maybe I should
take you home with me.

462
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:30,798
I don't know if
I'd fit in your luggage. Oh, shit!

463
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,303
What the--
Oh, my God!

464
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,600
- Carlos?.
- What's he doin' up in the air?.

465
00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:39,073
- It's gonna be okay, dude.
- I'm not getting a pulse.

466
00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:43,912
[Jenny]
""Naughty Carlos'"?

467
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:45,812
[Boat Departing]

468
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,909
Who's driving the boat?

469
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,579
You really never played
this game as a kid?

470
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:56,683
We had a cheap
Nicaraguan version called Circle Eater.

471
00:34:56,794 --> 00:35:00,321
- But, you know--
- [ Whimpering]

472
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:03,594
Are you trying to tell us something, boy?.
Is Timmy trapped in a well?.

473
00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:05,828
Come on!

474
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,633
- You must come quick!
- Follow the banana!

475
00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:12,038
- [Whistle Blowing]
- # Follow the banana, follow the banana #

476
00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:15,112
- # Follow the banana #
- Oh!

477
00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:18,341
[Juan ]
Oh, man!

478
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,280
Cliff!.

479
00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:22,215
[Dave ]
Oh!

480
00:35:27,992 --> 00:35:30,961
[""Game Over'"Sound]

481
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,622
[Jenny]
Who would do something like this?

482
00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:36,222
I mean, who the fuck would wanna
come here and do something like this?.

483
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:40,293
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come on. Settle down, now.

484
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:43,373
- You're makin' a scene.
- There's a bloody killer on the island.

485
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:47,877
I know who it is. It's Machete Phil,
come out from the jungle.

486
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,345
Cool it,Juanny. You know that's
just a bullshit story for the guests.

487
00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:53,212
Hey, it looks like
everybody else is okay.

488
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:56,309
But you gotta see what
someone did to my activities board.

489
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:59,150
- [ All Gasping ]
- Oh, my God!

490
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:01,487
[ Chattering]

491
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:10,764
[Dave Reading]
""Do your jobs and live.

492
00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:13,098
Tell the guests and die'"?

493
00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:15,263
"""Cause everybody's looking
to find their own paradise."'

494
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:18,069
[ Coconut Pete ]
What the hell does that mean?

495
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:21,942
- We have to get off the island.
- We have to get everyone off the island.

496
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:34,818
[ Gasps ]

497
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,161
Ahh! Okay.

498
00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:49,103
Okay, the radio's smashed,
and we got no boats.

499
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,142
- No boats?.
- How could somebody steal both boats?.

500
00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:54,234
I don't know. I--
I mean, the Smilin' Smuggler...

501
00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:56,609
Iooked like it was
just driving around on its own.

502
00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:58,978
- What?. On its own?.
- And that phone line
had definitely been cut?.

503
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:01,278
It sure as shit was not
chewed up by jungle rats.

504
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:04,980
- We have jungle rats?.
- Okay, what are we gonna tell the guests?.

505
00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:07,114
- Nothing. I mean, you saw the board.
- He's right.

506
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,251
We tell the guests there's some crazed
maniac on the island with no way off?.

507
00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:13,057
We're gonna have a hundred
crazed maniacs running around.

508
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:16,133
What about the sign on Cliff?.
I mean, it clearly said, ""staff only."

509
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,225
I mean, that means
he's targeting us.

510
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:20,804
- [ Overlapping Chatter]
- I don't understand.

511
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,339
Why are they coming after us?.

512
00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:26,672
- [Slurping]
- [ Chatter Stops ]

513
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,572
Ahhh.

514
00:37:32,683 --> 00:37:36,915
When you're all done with your little
pink panty meltdown let me know...

515
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,182
'cause I'd like to
get down to business.

516
00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:43,750
I thought it was time
to bring in the pro.

517
00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:46,159
- Hank?.
- Yes, Hank.

518
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,358
- The head of security on all my tours.
- So, what?

519
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:52,368
He keeps aging hippies from stealing
the bong out of your tourbus?

520
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,132
It just so happens
Hank used to be a federal agent.

521
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:59,471
Yeah, that's right. Headed
an F.B.I. task force on serial killers.

522
00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:02,808
Single-handedly caught
the Minneapolis Mangler.

523
00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:06,280
- Who's the Minneapolis Mangler?.
- Exactly.

524
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:09,182
Pete, you are aware that
I personally have served this guy...

525
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,051
twenty beers a day
for the last 10 years, right?.

526
00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:14,351
Hey, I was in Nicaragua, junior!

527
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,949
When you can stuff
your intestines back in your pockets...

528
00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:19,052
and walk 20 klicks to an aid station...

529
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:22,792
after a knife fight with guerrilla
drug lords, then you talk to me.

530
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,468
All right, since there's
no way off this rock...

531
00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:31,132
- we're gonna have to catch this guy.
- [Putnam ] Catch him?

532
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:34,541
We couldn't even catch the bloody
raccoon that was stealing
my wristbands last month.

533
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:38,206
You didn't ask me to catch
the raccoon, didyou, Pip?

534
00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,744
All right, now here's the plan.

535
00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:45,049
You're gonna give this wing nut
exactly what he wants.

536
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,887
- You're all gonna do your jobs.
- All right, then tell us something.

537
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,518
How the hell are we
supposed to do ou rjob...

538
00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:54,689
when somebody is killing the dick
out of everybody on the island?

539
00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:57,597
- [ Voices Overlapping ]
- Take it easy there, menstrual cramp.

540
00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:01,502
You read the poem
on that board out there.

541
00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:04,165
I seen this a million times.

542
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:07,711
This guy's playing a game,
and we're gonna play right back.

543
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:11,509
Just keep cool,
and this cat'll come to us.

544
00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:14,209
And when he does,
I promise you...

545
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:18,084
I'll be there
with my whompin' stick.

546
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,180
[ Chuckling ]

547
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,918
## [Man Singing, Indistinct ]

548
00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:29,722
Come on, hit it!
Hit it!

549
00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:31,961
Definitely not this guy.

550
00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,594
Maybe. Maybe not.

551
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:37,196
What in the queen's wig
is going on here?.

552
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:40,300
We've got a killer on the loose, and
you're throwing a bloody pinata party.

553
00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:44,074
The cut on that pear kid
was left to right.

554
00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:47,912
Left to right! I'm looking
for the left-handed killer, you idiot!

555
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:49,815
Oh. I see.

556
00:39:57,528 --> 00:40:00,964
This is totally fucked up.
I don't even know what I'm looking for.

557
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,226
[ Chuckles ]
I don't even know what I'm doing here.

558
00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:07,762
Hey, you know, I've been thinking
about that poem on the board.

559
00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:10,898
There's something
really familiar about those words.

560
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:13,636
I just can't seem to
wrap my fingers around it.

561
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:16,713
- Can you wrap your fingers around this?.
- Whoa!

562
00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:20,710
##[Continues ]

563
00:40:24,121 --> 00:40:26,089
- Hi,Juan.
- Hi. Uh--

564
00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:29,284
- Hi. How are you?.
- Good. I made you a hat.

565
00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:31,918
Oh. I-I don't know what to say.

566
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:34,657
Well, say ""thank you" and put it on.

567
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:37,757
All right, all right.

568
00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:40,029
Thankyou. I-I love it.

569
00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:42,264
You wanna take a walk on the beach?.

570
00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:45,308
[ Chuckles ]
Eh--

571
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:48,344
You know,
it's the same here as it is down there.

572
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:52,610
You know, um, the sand and water here,
the sand and water--

573
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:55,184
[ Yells ]

574
00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:01,452
I heard you were being
very bad today,Juan.

575
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,789
Whatyou mean?.

576
00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:06,522
When you were
supposed to be in the maze...

577
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,292
you were eating watermelon.

578
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,769
- Howyou find out about that?.
- Because I see everything,Juan.

579
00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,237
[ Both Moaning ]

580
00:41:20,277 --> 00:41:23,804
Hey, you-you know--
you know what?. You know what?.

581
00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:29,216
I think it's a good idea ifwe were
to go down the beach a little more far.

582
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,586
- Huh?. The two of us.
- Okay.

583
00:41:40,631 --> 00:41:42,599
Oh, you know, I forgot.

584
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,726
I'm supposed
to go make S'mores.

585
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:53,837
- We checked every guest cabana.
- No weapons?. No bloody clothes?.

586
00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:55,912
Just pornography and
an ass-load of condoms.

587
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,913
The guy in 1 4
had a wooden Bible.

588
00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,006
A wooden Bible, huh?.
That's good.

589
00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:02,176
That's a good job.
All right now,Jenny.

590
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,686
You go check on Yu. She's freakin' out.

591
00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:06,847
New meat, you take over here.

592
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:07,892
Okay?. Break!

593
00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:09,086
Okay?. Break!

594
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:12,185
- You'll be all right?.
- Yeah.

595
00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:14,321
Sure.

596
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:23,633
- Shite. Shite. Not her best.
- ## [Dance ]

597
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:26,039
Hello, Pete.

598
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:30,141
""Hope They've Got Hammocks
in Heaven."

599
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,813
Great.

600
00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:36,944
And again, Peter.

601
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:39,648
You dirty bugger.

602
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,628
What's this?.

603
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:55,630
Jesus, this is crazy!
We can't do this anymore!

604
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,832
Quiet, Yu.
The guests will hear.

605
00:42:57,942 --> 00:43:00,467
Jenny, we cannot act like
there's nothing wrong, okay?.

606
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,671
There are guests everywhere.
We have to tell them.

607
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:05,510
No! You saw that board.

608
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:13,754
## [ Continues ]

609
00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:15,950
## [ MonkeyYell ]

610
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,358
[Roy]
So I said it's totally teabag-season.

611
00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:20,657
[Manny]
Dude, shut up, gay-rod. Give me a light.

612
00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:23,597
Hey, guys, I 'm gonna need you
back at the bonfire. We're
gonna make an announcement.

613
00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:26,329
Oh, good, 'cause I got
an announcement to make to Roy.

614
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:30,032
- I'm totally bake-ached.
- Come on!

615
00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:32,608
- Idiots.
- [ Chattering Continues ]

616
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:36,271
- [Twigs Snapping]
- Hey, come to the beach.

617
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:39,247
We're gonna make
an announcement.

618
00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:42,648
[ Whimpers, Screams ]

619
00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:45,153
Help!

620
00:43:45,255 --> 00:43:46,950
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

621
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:54,253
[ Screaming ]
Help!

622
00:43:57,901 --> 00:44:00,301
[ Screams ]

623
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:06,505
There's always one fuck-head like you...

624
00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:08,578
trying to shit in the apple pie.

625
00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:13,608
You just shat in the one apple pie
that knows how to shit back.

626
00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:17,344
So why don't, uh, you and me,
let's just--

627
00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:19,979
[ Screaming ]

628
00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:22,820
- [ Gasping ]
- Oh, God!

629
00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:26,997
Oh, my God!

630
00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:40,307
Shit!

631
00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:49,316
Shit!

632
00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:00,529
[ Screams ]

633
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,925
## [Dance ]

634
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:08,527
Amy's got some fantastic advice for
everybody this morning, haven't you, Amy?.

635
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:12,370
[JennyOn TV] Here are humans,
here is God, and here are we.

636
00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:14,774
You're the girl, Ame!

637
00:45:15,913 --> 00:45:18,074
Shoulders down.

638
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:21,151
- How are we looking, Dr. Wick?
- You're looking fantastic, Amy.

639
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:23,617
Looking fantastic.
This is one of the top five cardio--

640
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,689
- [ TV Shuts Off]
- [ Boat Engine Running, Distant ]

641
00:45:48,445 --> 00:45:50,845
[ Twigs Snapping ]

642
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:00,591
Let's do the sun salute!

643
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:03,424
Let's do the sun salute!

644
00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:06,928
Crab, crab, crab.
Shot. Throw it away. Sal ute.

645
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:09,965
Crab, crab, crab.
Shot. Throw it away. Salute.

646
00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:13,298
Hey, let's dance.
It's easier when you're smiling.

647
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:16,531
- I heard one of our ski boats last night.
- Holy shit! That's great!

648
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,699
- I only heard it for a second, but--
- So what do we do?.

649
00:46:18,809 --> 00:46:21,141
If it is one of ours, this guy's got it.
It's probably not a real good idea...

650
00:46:21,245 --> 00:46:24,305
to go lookin' for it unless you
want to get your dingy chopped off.

651
00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:26,541
- What?.
- [ Blowing Shell ]

652
00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:34,683
Hey, I figured it out. I know where
those lines on the board came from.

653
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:38,626
You know that line, ""Everyone's
looking to find their own paradise"?.

654
00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:41,960
- That's from one ofyour songs.
- What the fuck you talkin' about?.
One of my songs?.

655
00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:45,831
Yeah, it's offyouralbum
""Sea Shanties and Wet Panties. '"

656
00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:49,702
- 1 978?.
- Let's see those pinchers, people!

657
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,173
What does this song
have to do with all this?.

658
00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:54,642
The name of the song
is ""Naughty Cal."

659
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:57,805
- Naughty Cliff. Naughty Carlos.
- [ All ] Naughty Cal!

660
00:46:57,915 --> 00:47:02,375
# Naughty Cal, Bongo and Tokey #

661
00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:05,751
# Got tired of livin' on land #

662
00:47:05,856 --> 00:47:08,882
# So the three amigos
took an undersea trip #

663
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:12,689
- # And never were seen again#
- [Bong Water Bubbling]

664
00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:15,993
# Bongo, the stoned crab
got high as a kite #

665
00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:18,431
- # And fell and cracked his shell #
- Shit.

666
00:47:18,535 --> 00:47:21,003
That's the line that was
on the board yesterday.

667
00:47:28,111 --> 00:47:30,045
I didn't know
where it was from.

668
00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:32,741
How do you not know
the words to your own song?

669
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,684
I don't even remember
making the album, okay?.

670
00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:40,780
Shit, it was '78.
We were all out of our gourds.

671
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:44,884
It was kind of a crazy time in 1978.

672
00:47:44,995 --> 00:47:47,896
Oh, man, we had
some fuckin' parties.

673
00:47:47,998 --> 00:47:51,593
# Bongo the stoned crab
got high as a kite #

674
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:55,433
# And fell and cracked his shell#

675
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:57,939
# Tokey was lost in a maze all night#

676
00:47:58,041 --> 00:47:59,941
- ## [ Continues ]
- ""High as a kite"?.

677
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:03,137
""He fell and cracked his shell"?.
That's like Carlos up in the parasail.

678
00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:08,344
Then ""lost in a maze,"
exactly like Cliff.

679
00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:14,649
So this guyis killing people
according to a fucking acid trip song?

680
00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:16,783
- This is insane!
- [Putman ] Peter.

681
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:21,888
What's the song about?. I s there
some sort of special significance?.

682
00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:24,229
Fuck no. I mean, uh,
I don't know.

683
00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:28,771
It's a sea shanty. Naughty Cal's
this, uh, underwater cowboy...

684
00:48:28,872 --> 00:48:30,840
and Tokeyand Bongo
are his buddies.

685
00:48:30,941 --> 00:48:33,910
And they go on this adventure
to find, uh, Atlantis or some shit.

686
00:48:34,011 --> 00:48:38,311
- I-I-I--
- Let's listen to the next line
andsee what happens.

687
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:43,614
# La-la-la-la
Lala-la-la-la, lalala-la-la #

688
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,018
Maybe if I play it backwards.

689
00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:50,787
# La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, la-la-la-la #

690
00:48:50,894 --> 00:48:53,522
- # Mango Bay #
- Wait, listen. Listen.

691
00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:57,157
# But a big bad orca
anda scary octopus #

692
00:48:57,267 --> 00:49:00,464
# Were guarding the riverbed#

693
00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:03,664
- ## [ Continues ]
- So, what the hell?.
The orca and the octopus?.

694
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,607
I mean, is it
the next victims, or is it the killer?.

695
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:10,510
Our lives depend on us interpreting
the dumbest fucking song I've ever heard.

696
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:13,014
Please, don't hold back.
Just say what you really think.

697
00:49:13,116 --> 00:49:14,947
I'm not sensitive.

698
00:49:15,052 --> 00:49:17,714
You know, I won about five fucking
gold records in my lifetime.

699
00:49:17,821 --> 00:49:20,153
H-How many gold records
do you have?.

700
00:49:20,257 --> 00:49:22,657
- Let's see how it ends.
- # I guess it seems #

701
00:49:22,759 --> 00:49:24,886
# That everybody's lookin'#

702
00:49:24,995 --> 00:49:28,863
# To find their own paradise #

703
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:32,959
# But it ain't on Earth
It's up there in heaven #

704
00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:37,564
# Andsomeday we're all gonna die ##

705
00:49:37,674 --> 00:49:40,336
- [ Laughing Wildly]
-Jesus.

706
00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:43,379
Pete!
Yu and Hank are dead.

707
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,641
- Why?. What did we do?.
- No, man.

708
00:49:45,749 --> 00:49:48,479
Yu and Hank are fucking dead.

709
00:49:48,585 --> 00:49:52,316
You threatening me?. 'Cause ifyou are,
you little hairless lap dog--

710
00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:54,390
!Ay, puta!
Just come and look!

711
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,652
[ All Gasp ]

712
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,422
[Putman Reading]
""Don't let this be Yu. '"

713
00:49:59,529 --> 00:50:02,828
She was just trying
to warn the guests.

714
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:05,094
- [ Sobbing ]
- Hank!

715
00:50:05,202 --> 00:50:07,636
[Insects Buzzing]

716
00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:10,932
Yu?.

717
00:50:15,812 --> 00:50:17,712
[ Crowd Booing]

718
00:50:24,888 --> 00:50:26,879
Why are we doing
a goddamn fashion show?.

719
00:50:26,990 --> 00:50:29,390
Because it's goddamn
Fashion Show Wednesday, that's why!

720
00:50:29,493 --> 00:50:33,293
Lookwhat happened to Yu! Remember
the warning: ""Do your jobs or die"?.

721
00:50:33,397 --> 00:50:35,388
So we're just gonna put
little smiles on our faces...

722
00:50:35,499 --> 00:50:37,467
and march out there
and do our goddamn jobs.

723
00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:40,263
- You got that?. Lars, you're up.
Come on. Let's go.
- You got it, Pete.

724
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:42,167
[Cheering]

725
00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:46,704
Lars Brunckhorst, everybody.

726
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:50,143
Lars is sporting
the Pleasure Poncho.

727
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:54,411
Only 19.95 at the gift shop.
Thankyou, Lars.

728
00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:56,543
[Sam ] I'm tellin'ya, I got a bad
feeling about that new guy.

729
00:50:56,653 --> 00:51:00,453
You are right. It all started
when he got here, didn't it?.

730
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:03,082
- Sam, it isn't Lars or any of us.
- Look,Jenny.

731
00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:06,321
- I know whyyou're defending him.
- Pajamas! Come on! Move!

732
00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:10,833
- Putman, pillow.
- Putman Livingston, I presume.

733
00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:13,767
Oh, ifit isn't
Little Lord Fauntleroy!

734
00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:15,770
Pip, pip! Tallyho!

735
00:51:15,872 --> 00:51:18,306
I got it. In that song...

736
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:21,935
Naughty Cal sings
about the scary octopus.

737
00:51:22,045 --> 00:51:25,503
Look at Putman!
Putman is the octopus.

738
00:51:25,615 --> 00:51:30,109
- Hello?.
- Dave, just go playwith
the curtains or something.

739
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,688
No, no, no. We can't dismiss
that song. What about Carlos and Cliff?.

740
00:51:32,789 --> 00:51:37,021
What about the fact that
Hankwas buried in the sand like
the buried treasure in the song?.

741
00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:39,186
All right,
so maybe the octopus...

742
00:51:39,296 --> 00:51:41,355
is the way
the next person dies?.

743
00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:44,025
How do you kill someone
with an octopus?.

744
00:51:44,134 --> 00:51:47,831
Octopus spelled backward is ""supotco."
Juan, isn't that Spanish for something?.

745
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:50,702
""Supotco"?. No.
The word for shoe is zapato.

746
00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:55,608
- Hmm. Shoe.
- Am I the only one who thinks
his head looks like an octopus?.

747
00:51:55,712 --> 00:51:58,203
- Shh, shh, shh. Here he comes.
- What did I miss?.

748
00:51:58,315 --> 00:52:01,375
- Apparently, somebody's gonna
get killed by a shoe.
- Hmm.

749
00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:04,977
Okay, you guys, instead of
focusing on the song, why don't
we go look for those boats?.

750
00:52:05,088 --> 00:52:09,184
- Good idea.
-Jenny, why don't you and I
go search together?.

751
00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:11,726
- Um--
- Putman.

752
00:52:11,828 --> 00:52:14,388
- Why don't you and I
go and look for that boat?.
- Areyou daft?

753
00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:17,956
I'm not going out in the jungle
with you and your bloody shiatsu.

754
00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:21,231
Ifyou're the killer,
you'll snap my neck like a twig.

755
00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:24,569
All right, stick to the shore.
There's no reason to go in thejungle.

756
00:52:24,674 --> 00:52:27,472
The boats areprobably
gonna be covered with sticks.

757
00:52:27,577 --> 00:52:29,636
Or branches.

758
00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:32,408
Thanks much, officer.

759
00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:34,984
Aren't you taking any weapons?.

760
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:37,246
- I have all the weapons I need.
- [ Scoffs ]

761
00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:40,881
Piss on that.
I'm taking a machete.

762
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:43,551
Thanks for doing this,
Lars.

763
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:46,595
You're very brave.
Just be careful, all right?.

764
00:52:57,541 --> 00:53:00,601
Good luck, Putman.

765
00:53:02,646 --> 00:53:06,138
Better believe I'll be keeping
an eye on you, Mr. Miyagi.

766
00:53:16,459 --> 00:53:18,689
[ Chopping]

767
00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:23,095
I knowyou guys are probably
a little intimidated by
cooking for the whole resort...

768
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,431
but I thinkyou're gonna get
a big kick out of it, okay?.

769
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:29,699
- [Insect Buzzing]
- I bet you watched Yu and Kelly.

770
00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:32,400
And most of it's just common sense.
Like right now...

771
00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:35,410
I'm making my famous
Coconut Pete's Paella.

772
00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:38,106
Can anyone guess
the secret ingredient?.

773
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,082
Come on.

774
00:53:41,184 --> 00:53:43,948
Coconut Pete's Paella?.

775
00:53:45,422 --> 00:53:47,788
The secret ingredient?.

776
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:51,327
- Coconut... Pete's--
- Eh--

777
00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:54,397
- Coconut?.
- Yes, goddamn it! Yes!

778
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:59,457
Yes!
[ Yells ]

779
00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:04,165
Jesus! You think Eddie Money
has to put up with this shit?.

780
00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:07,971
- [ Chopping]
- [ Yelling, Indistinct ]

781
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:10,672
Goddamn it!
Coconut Pete's Paella!

782
00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:15,408
Jesus Christ.
Whatyou think?.

783
00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:17,748
I think Pete's under
a lot of pressure.

784
00:54:17,854 --> 00:54:19,913
I don't think
we can sayfor sure. God, I don't know.

785
00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:22,253
- What areyou doing?.
- Uh,you know.

786
00:54:22,359 --> 00:54:25,590
Just, uh, hanging around,
uh, looking through the window.

787
00:54:25,695 --> 00:54:29,028
Calamari?.

788
00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:32,533
- Uh--
- It's an aphrodisiac,Juan.

789
00:54:32,636 --> 00:54:34,627
[ Chuckles ]

790
00:54:34,738 --> 00:54:37,468
- Oh. Oh!
- What's wrong?.

791
00:54:37,574 --> 00:54:40,600
You're not afraid of
a little octopus, are you?.

792
00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:42,735
[ Muffled ]
Thankyou.

793
00:54:44,547 --> 00:54:46,515
When you're done here...

794
00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:48,709
I wantyou to come inside
and find me...

795
00:54:48,818 --> 00:54:51,981
'cause I wanna
wrap my little tentacles around you.

796
00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:55,182
[ Chuckles ]
Okay.

797
00:55:00,730 --> 00:55:04,257
- [ Spits Food Out ]
- No way.

798
00:55:07,904 --> 00:55:10,338
Think about it, the octopus.

799
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,408
Look, she's a weird little chick,
I'll give you that.

800
00:55:12,509 --> 00:55:17,242
But, look, it still
doesn't prove that she's the killer.

801
00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:21,750
All right. There is only
one way to find out.

802
00:55:21,851 --> 00:55:24,411
## [Romantic Latin ]

803
00:55:28,358 --> 00:55:31,020
- Don't be nervous.
- [ Chuckles ]

804
00:55:31,127 --> 00:55:36,861
Eh, I just want our first time
to be wonderful.

805
00:55:36,966 --> 00:55:38,593
[Penelope Chuckles ]

806
00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:41,671
So I would say that
if you're the killer...

807
00:55:41,771 --> 00:55:44,001
just, you know,
just maybe don't kill me.

808
00:55:44,107 --> 00:55:46,439
Or at least make it,
you know, painless.

809
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:48,568
With those moves of yours, I bet
you could put me down nice and easy.

810
00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:50,839
-Just, zip, and I'm out, right?.
- Look.

811
00:55:50,947 --> 00:55:53,745
The whole reason we're hiding
in this closet is because
we think she's the killer.

812
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,841
- Oh.
- [Penelope ] I'm gonna bite you.

813
00:55:55,952 --> 00:55:58,182
- [Juan ] Well, not too hard, I hope.
- I really like Juan.

814
00:55:58,288 --> 00:56:00,779
I remember when we first met, I was
kinda like, ""Who the fuck is this guy?.

815
00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:03,017
Some local guy
comin' down here and--"

816
00:56:03,126 --> 00:56:05,390
[ Grunting ]

817
00:56:05,495 --> 00:56:07,793
- Mmm.
- [ Neck Bones Cracking ]

818
00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:10,866
[ Knuckles Cracking ]

819
00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:15,131
- I haven't been entirely honest with you.
- You mean...

820
00:56:15,238 --> 00:56:18,173
you don't really go
to the Oral Roberts?.

821
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,323
Aah!

822
00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:36,654
[ Sighs ]
I mean...

823
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:41,459
I just wanted to leave
my past behind me when I came here.

824
00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:44,863
What the fuck are you,
a praying mantis woman?.

825
00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:51,299
- [ Yells ]
- I--

826
00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:54,343
I've never been
to a place like this.

827
00:56:54,444 --> 00:56:56,412
I mean, it's just so free.

828
00:56:58,047 --> 00:57:02,746
Juan, I have spent
my whole life in a gym.

829
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:05,821
I just wanted to party
like everyone else.

830
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:10,325
My coach, Orgrav,
would kill me if he found out.

831
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:14,693
He would hunt me down
like a deranged lunatic.

832
00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:19,462
- He's really scary some--
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

833
00:57:19,569 --> 00:57:23,665
- You are a gymnast?.
- Yeah.

834
00:57:23,773 --> 00:57:27,038
Oh!
Gracias.

835
00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:32,314
- [Penelope Moaning Loudly]
- [Juan Shouting In Spanish ]

836
00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:35,077
[Juan ]
No tushie! No! No!

837
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:39,415
[ Both Moaning Loudly ]

838
00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:54,893
[Juan Moaning Loudly]

839
00:57:55,004 --> 00:57:56,972
- [ Penelope Screams ]
- [ Glass Shatters ]

840
00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:04,207
I'II be right back.

841
00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:09,910
[ Moans ]
Okay.

842
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:15,886
Eh, I 'm still not sure.

843
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:19,189
I may need a few more hours
to pump her for information.

844
00:58:19,295 --> 00:58:21,388
You asshole!
Now you're just trying to get laid.

845
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:24,092
How would you like to be stuffed in this
closet while I go out there and have sex?.

846
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,169
- That is a great idea.
- [Toilet Flushes ]

847
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,602
Shh! Here she comes!

848
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:39,080
What exactly
are your intentions with Jenny?.

849
00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:46,780
You know, Put...

850
00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:51,554
during the Sung Dynasty, there was
a great mystic-- MasterTsu Tong Po.

851
00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:53,652
And he once said
something verywise:

852
00:58:55,398 --> 00:58:58,128
""If you love something, set it free.

853
00:58:58,234 --> 00:59:00,225
- If it comes back to you--"
- Fuck off.

854
00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:02,531
It's a bloody Hallmark card.

855
00:59:03,806 --> 00:59:05,774
Just trying to help you, man.

856
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:11,071
Well, she has taken
quite a fancy to you, hasn't she?.

857
00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:15,514
But I have some...
ammunition of my own.

858
00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:22,314
What kind of man would I be if l sat
idly by while you stole her from me?.

859
00:59:28,531 --> 00:59:31,056
Do not underestimate me, Lars.

860
00:59:35,271 --> 00:59:37,705
I know things you don't.

861
01:00:09,138 --> 01:00:12,039
All right, Lars,
let's see what you got.

862
01:00:22,685 --> 01:00:24,915
- [ Whispering ] Look what I found.
- [ Gasps ]

863
01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:27,888
- Wow.
- Yeah. Shiny.

864
01:00:31,327 --> 01:00:33,989
[ Creaking]

865
01:00:40,703 --> 01:00:42,671
Hey.

866
01:00:48,111 --> 01:00:52,810
[Dave ]
Oh! I knew it.

867
01:00:54,517 --> 01:00:57,543
Oh, sick fuck.

868
01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:01,215
Dear God in heaven.

869
01:01:03,793 --> 01:01:06,990
[ Snoring ]

870
01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:10,992
[Putman ]
Lars?

871
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:14,194
[Sword Unsheathes ]

872
01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:16,430
Oh, dear God!

873
01:01:16,539 --> 01:01:19,064
[ Whimpering ]

874
01:01:28,451 --> 01:01:31,750
- [ Whimpering Continues ]
- [ Snarling ]

875
01:01:31,854 --> 01:01:35,756
[ Grunts, Whimpers ]

876
01:01:41,964 --> 01:01:43,829
No!

877
01:01:45,168 --> 01:01:47,932
- No!
- [Squishing Sound]

878
01:01:48,037 --> 01:01:51,473
- [ Grunts ]
- Huh?.

879
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,838
- [Twig Snaps ]
- [ Gasps ]

880
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:06,750
- You!
- That's right, love.

881
01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:10,690
Now take that stupid bag
off your head and give us a kiss.

882
01:02:12,528 --> 01:02:16,259
- What?.
- Advantage, Putman.

883
01:02:16,365 --> 01:02:19,960
Hey--
[ Moans ]

884
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:22,299
- [ Moaning Continues ]
- [Lars ] Putman!

885
01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:24,270
- [ Babbling ]
- Putman!

886
01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:27,934
Putman! Wake up, Putman.
It's a dream! It's just a dream, Putman.

887
01:02:28,044 --> 01:02:30,706
[ Gasping ]

888
01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:34,747
##[Reggae ]

889
01:02:37,453 --> 01:02:39,512
Farewell.

890
01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:42,747
[ Laughing, Chattering ]

891
01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:44,850
[Dave ] Keep it clean,
keep it clean, huh, mister?

892
01:02:44,961 --> 01:02:47,452
That's a point!
That's a point!

893
01:02:47,563 --> 01:02:50,157
!Mira!The boat!

894
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,734
[ Grunts ]

895
01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:58,900
- Whoo!
-!Ay Mami! He found the fucking boat!

896
01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:02,504
[Jenny]
Whoo!

897
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,580
Hang on to your kudos.

898
01:03:06,315 --> 01:03:09,284
- Oh!
- She's not going anywhere.

899
01:03:09,385 --> 01:03:11,876
- What did you do to the propeller, man?.
- I didn't do anything.

900
01:03:11,988 --> 01:03:13,979
This is the one
that was pulling Carlos.

901
01:03:14,090 --> 01:03:16,650
Well, we could send a group
to paddle out to the mainland.

902
01:03:16,759 --> 01:03:19,694
- We've got plenty of strong guys.
- No chance.

903
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:23,163
The riptide'll take you out to sea.
[ Chuckles ]

904
01:03:23,266 --> 01:03:26,258
You'll be drinking your own urine
in less than 20 hours.

905
01:03:27,603 --> 01:03:30,470
- Where's Putman?.
- He's not here?.

906
01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:32,632
He left last night.
He ran off into the jungle.

907
01:03:32,742 --> 01:03:35,506
- Oh, by ""ran off'
do you mean ""got killed by you"?.
- Ah!

908
01:03:35,611 --> 01:03:39,047
What, did you really think we
wouldn't notice Putman was gone
if you came backwith a boat?.

909
01:03:39,148 --> 01:03:41,844
- Sam, that's ridiculous.
- Why is that ridiculous?

910
01:03:41,951 --> 01:03:46,581
Hey, look. Putman freaked out
in the middle of the night
and took off into the jungle.

911
01:03:46,689 --> 01:03:48,680
Look, we went into your room
last night, Lars.

912
01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:50,850
Mark David Chapman over here
has a shrine to Pete.

913
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,054
- It's unbelievable!
- So I'm a fan.

914
01:03:54,163 --> 01:03:56,495
A fan?.
Man, you're a fucking loon!

915
01:03:56,599 --> 01:03:58,999
Look, nobody here
was killed last night...

916
01:03:59,101 --> 01:04:02,332
because Lars
was in the jungle killing Putman.

917
01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:04,929
Hey, look. I could never hurt
another person, okay?.

918
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:07,236
- I don't believe in violence.
- Mm-hmm.

919
01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:09,334
I touch other people
to make them feel better.

920
01:04:09,445 --> 01:04:10,713
Come on. I have an obligation
to get to the bottom of that--

921
01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:12,044
Come on. I have an obligation
to get to the bottom of that--

922
01:04:12,148 --> 01:04:16,278
-!Ay! You are the fucking Fun Police!
-Juan!

923
01:04:16,385 --> 01:04:18,910
- What the hell--
- Come on, take it easy!
Quityour bickering!

924
01:04:19,021 --> 01:04:22,422
Now, we just get through one more night,
the boat will be here tomorrow.

925
01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:25,756
We'll be allright. So, come on,
everybody, let's just have a drink...

926
01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:29,298
- and... mellow out.
- I don't want to mellow out, Pete!

927
01:04:29,398 --> 01:04:32,799
I want to know what Lars's deal
is, huh?. You come here and
everyone starts getting killed.

928
01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:35,530
Hey, I don't have to tell you shit,
Fun Pig! You wanna Fun arrest me?.

929
01:04:35,638 --> 01:04:38,266
You get a Fun-fucking warrant!
Until then...

930
01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,775
stay out of my
Fun-fucking face!

931
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,937
Come on!

932
01:04:47,516 --> 01:04:51,543
Jenny, you know
I'm not the killer, right?.

933
01:04:51,654 --> 01:04:53,645
Look, Lars,
it's not so bad in here, okay?.

934
01:04:53,756 --> 01:04:56,281
- I'll bring you some magazine.
- Yeah.

935
01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,587
You familiar
with the expression ""sitting duck"?.

936
01:04:58,694 --> 01:05:00,787
No.

937
01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:04,592
- You guys, this is totally fucked up.
- Look,Jenny...

938
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,897
if he's the killer,
then we have him in this room.

939
01:05:08,004 --> 01:05:10,666
And if not,
then at least we know it's not him.

940
01:05:13,776 --> 01:05:16,802
[Bird Squawking]

941
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:22,641
Did it stink?.
You bet it stunk.

942
01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,846
Oh, shit!
[Laughs ]

943
01:05:25,955 --> 01:05:29,413
- Hey, you guys gonna be
hanging around for a while?.
- Totally.

944
01:05:29,525 --> 01:05:33,086
We're just getting started.
Anyway, that's my mom for you.

945
01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:35,220
[Laughs ]

946
01:05:36,532 --> 01:05:39,023
Any of you guys
have a mother?.

947
01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:41,433
Free drinks,
whoever catches me!

948
01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:44,199
- Whoo-hoo!
- [ Laughing, Chattering ]

949
01:05:54,550 --> 01:05:57,018
- [WaterSplashing]
- [ Gasps ]

950
01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:59,087
Shit.

951
01:06:01,757 --> 01:06:04,157
Oh, God!

952
01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:06,785
[ Whimpers, Groans ]

953
01:06:06,896 --> 01:06:08,796
[ Muffled Scream ]

954
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,696
[ Snickers ]
Your prayers have been answered.

955
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,829
- You asshole!
- Nah, I'm not an asshole.

956
01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:20,033
I'm just young, dumb and full--
What the fuck?

957
01:06:20,142 --> 01:06:24,306
- What?
- Something just brushed
against my leg. What the--

958
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:27,007
No, there's seriously
something down here.

959
01:06:27,116 --> 01:06:30,210
- What?.
- Oh, no, wait!

960
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:32,981
It's just my gigantic cock.
[ Snickers ]

961
01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:35,580
[Man On TV]Amy's got
some fantastic advice for everybody.

962
01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:38,421
- Oh, my God.
- So,you want to get it on?

963
01:06:38,527 --> 01:06:41,052
Dirk, get outta the pool!

964
01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:43,188
- Huh?.
- I'm not kidding!

965
01:06:43,299 --> 01:06:47,929
- [Jenny] Hurry!
- Hey, that's what I call service!

966
01:06:48,037 --> 01:06:50,870
- Now! Get outta the pool!
- [ Gasps ]

967
01:06:50,973 --> 01:06:53,100
-[Dirk Yelling]
-[Jenny Screaming]

968
01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,939
- [ Dirk Screaming]
- [ Shrieking ]

969
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,313
[ Electrical Breakers Banging]

970
01:07:04,286 --> 01:07:07,585
Hey, help me!

971
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:12,891
[ Screams ]
Putman! You're alive!

972
01:07:12,995 --> 01:07:15,361
- [ Panting, Sobbing ]
- You've got your arms around me,Jenny.

973
01:07:15,464 --> 01:07:18,262
I can only assume this means
every other man on the island is dead.

974
01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:20,767
We got to get outta here! Dirk's dead!

975
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:23,270
He just got electrocuted in the pool!

976
01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:27,365
Really?. What was the look on his face?.
He must have screamed bloody murder.

977
01:07:27,476 --> 01:07:30,377
[ Quivering ]
You're scaring me.

978
01:07:30,479 --> 01:07:34,040
I just want to know if smoke
came out ofhis ears. Is that so wrong?.

979
01:07:34,150 --> 01:07:37,415
- [ Shudders, Screams ]
- Hey! Oh! Putman, where have you been?.

980
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,045
Running in circles through
this bloody jungle, that's where.

981
01:07:40,156 --> 01:07:42,283
Thank God you're not dead. Now,
we need to get over to Pete's cabana...

982
01:07:42,391 --> 01:07:44,484
- and get that auxiliary generator.
- Wait, hang on!

983
01:07:44,593 --> 01:07:48,962
If Dirkjust got killed,
then Lars couldn't be the killer!

984
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,798
All right now, be on guard.
He might be a little cranky.

985
01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:57,498
Lars!Lars, we're here!

986
01:07:57,606 --> 01:07:59,904
Oh, do give it a rest,Jen.

987
01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:08,108
[Jenny]
He couldn't have.

988
01:08:08,217 --> 01:08:10,549
He's far too large.

989
01:08:12,688 --> 01:08:15,418
We gotta find Pete.

990
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,225
- [Sam ] Pete!
- [ Creaking ]

991
01:08:21,797 --> 01:08:23,992
Pete?.

992
01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:31,601
Pete?.

993
01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:33,698
You in here, Pete?.

994
01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:37,142
Peter! We need the key
to the generator box.

995
01:08:37,246 --> 01:08:40,010
- [Banging]
- [ All Gasp ]

996
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,175
[ Rattling ]

997
01:08:45,921 --> 01:08:47,889
[ Rattling Continues ]

998
01:08:51,827 --> 01:08:54,523
- [ Crashing]
- [ Yelling, Squealing ]

999
01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:58,999
- Damn it!
- Isn't somebody going to get
the fuckin' door?.

1000
01:08:59,101 --> 01:09:01,865
[Rattling]

1001
01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:08,709
- Who's there?.
- Who's out there?.

1002
01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:16,918
- [ All Gasp ]
- Hey!

1003
01:09:17,019 --> 01:09:20,750
I think there's a problem with the lights!
[ Zooming Sounds ]

1004
01:09:20,856 --> 01:09:23,689
- Right?.
- [ Disgusted Sigh ]

1005
01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:27,023
All right,
Lars will probably come after us here.

1006
01:09:27,129 --> 01:09:29,757
We don't know for sure
that it is Lars.

1007
01:09:29,865 --> 01:09:32,425
And we don't know if he got out
or if someone else got in.

1008
01:09:32,535 --> 01:09:36,562
What is it with you and Lars?.
I'm beginning to wonder
if you aren't in cahoots!

1009
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:39,368
I mean, let's see.
You had sex with Rolo, and he's dead.

1010
01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:41,568
You and Cliff, right?.
He's dead.

1011
01:09:41,677 --> 01:09:45,443
Give me a break. I screwed Juan
and Pete, and those guys aren't dead.

1012
01:09:45,548 --> 01:09:48,176
Bloody hell,Jen!
Am I the only one?.

1013
01:09:48,284 --> 01:09:50,684
All right, let's get back to the case.
What we have to do--

1014
01:09:50,786 --> 01:09:53,619
Why don'tyou drop
the bullshit cop routine, okay, Sam?.

1015
01:09:53,722 --> 01:09:57,681
Oh,just as soon as you drop the ""I've
got nothing to hide" routine,Juan.

1016
01:09:57,793 --> 01:10:02,787
Let me guess. You were in here
looking for this letterfrom
the Encarnacion prison facility?

1017
01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:06,959
- What the fuck, man?.
- Fuck, why you are doing this, man?.

1018
01:10:07,069 --> 01:10:10,630
""J uan shows no signs
of the bizarre and horrible behavior...

1019
01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:12,730
""that brought him to this institution.

1020
01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:16,038
""We believe him to be
fully rehabilitated...

1021
01:10:16,145 --> 01:10:19,273
and will be an excellent
addition to your staff."

1022
01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:22,873
- What did you do,Juan?.
- I did nothing,Jenny.

1023
01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:25,249
What the fuck did you do, man?

1024
01:10:25,354 --> 01:10:29,620
Costa Rican prison--
that's some hard-core anal action, man.

1025
01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:33,752
-Juan, we have to know.
- What did you do,Juan?.
- What did you do,Juan?.

1026
01:10:33,862 --> 01:10:37,127
- [Dave ] What the fuck
did you do, man, huh?
-[Putman ] What did you do?

1027
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:39,793
- Tell us!
- I did nothing! Huh?.

1028
01:10:42,838 --> 01:10:45,306
- [Screaming]
- [Juan ] El Chupacabra!

1029
01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:47,807
- [Jenny] Hey!
- [Juan ] No!

1030
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:51,744
- [ Sobs ]
- [Juan ] Oh! Oh, my God!

1031
01:10:51,847 --> 01:10:53,906
[ Exclaims In Spanish ]

1032
01:10:56,919 --> 01:11:00,787
- How could you do that?.
- Wait, wait!

1033
01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:02,291
I did not do this. I 'm not a killer.

1034
01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:03,485
I did not do this. I'm not a killer.

1035
01:11:03,592 --> 01:11:06,686
What the fuck, man?.
Then, what is this?.

1036
01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:08,956
You want to know what I did?.

1037
01:11:09,064 --> 01:11:11,157
Huh?.
You all want to know what I did?.

1038
01:11:13,702 --> 01:11:17,468
Juan Castillo...
went to jail...

1039
01:11:17,573 --> 01:11:21,100
for having sex with a goat.

1040
01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:24,179
Allright?

1041
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,441
Whatyou want me to say?.

1042
01:11:26,548 --> 01:11:28,880
We lived on a farm!

1043
01:11:28,984 --> 01:11:31,282
And I got lonely!

1044
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:35,355
[ Sobbing ]
We were--

1045
01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:39,188
Oh, we were just
a couple of stupid kids.

1046
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,855
No, it wasn'tJuan.

1047
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:44,159
It was Dave...

1048
01:11:44,266 --> 01:11:46,234
wasn't it?

1049
01:11:46,335 --> 01:11:49,498
You hated him
forwhat he did to your parents.

1050
01:11:49,605 --> 01:11:54,065
You see,
what none of us did know...

1051
01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:57,043
indeed,
what none ofus could know...

1052
01:11:57,146 --> 01:11:59,137
was that David's parents...

1053
01:11:59,248 --> 01:12:04,185
were trampled to death
at a Coconut Pete concert.

1054
01:12:04,286 --> 01:12:06,846
What the hell's
wrong withyou, Putman?

1055
01:12:06,955 --> 01:12:09,719
Everyone knows Dave's parents
got killed at a Pete show.

1056
01:12:09,825 --> 01:12:12,658
- [ Mouths Words ]
- Yeah, way to bring up a sore subject.

1057
01:12:12,761 --> 01:12:17,494
- What?. I-- What?.
- [Dave ] You think
I could have killed him?

1058
01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,693
He's my Uncle Petey.

1059
01:12:20,803 --> 01:12:23,237
You all saw him as...

1060
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,830
a mellow island songster...

1061
01:12:25,941 --> 01:12:28,671
and a resort owner, but...

1062
01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:32,508
how many ofyou knew that he--
he was afraid of dogs...

1063
01:12:32,614 --> 01:12:34,946
and that his favorite spice
was rosemary?.

1064
01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,179
Howmanyofyou knew that...

1065
01:12:38,287 --> 01:12:41,620
he was uncircumcised
and smelled of oranges?. [ Sniffs ]

1066
01:12:41,724 --> 01:12:44,625
Yes, that's all
well and good, David.

1067
01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:47,252
But I'll bet hind to horses...

1068
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,695
that you inherit the island.

1069
01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:54,695
- The island is already mine.
- What?.

1070
01:12:55,904 --> 01:12:57,804
Pete signed it over to me last week.

1071
01:12:57,906 --> 01:13:00,602
He was going back on the--
on the road where he belonged.

1072
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:04,304
He was forming a supergroup--
Billy Squier and Eddie Money!

1073
01:13:04,413 --> 01:13:09,146
Don Henley was gonna play drums!
Fuck, that would've been tight! Fuck.

1074
01:13:09,251 --> 01:13:13,813
He was gonna sell the island
to the navyfortest bombing.

1075
01:13:13,922 --> 01:13:16,652
But I told him I-I could handle
the responsibility.

1076
01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:20,126
-[Bead Curtain Rustling]
- Lars.

1077
01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:22,993
No! No!

1078
01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:26,625
Pete.
[ Convulsive Sobs ]

1079
01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:29,932
Oh, my God! Pete!
[ Sobbing Continues ]

1080
01:13:30,038 --> 01:13:33,735
- [ Retches ]
- [ Clapping]

1081
01:13:33,842 --> 01:13:37,300
Bravo, Lars, bravo.

1082
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:40,644
Very convincing.
Very convincing.

1083
01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:45,584
- You fucker!
- Lars! No, stop it! No!

1084
01:13:45,687 --> 01:13:48,485
[ Overlapping Shouts ]

1085
01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:50,114
- Stop it!
- Hold it, hold it!

1086
01:13:50,225 --> 01:13:54,025
- Let's lock him up again.
- No! No! Stop it!

1087
01:13:54,129 --> 01:13:56,791
Stop it!
We're not locking anybody up!

1088
01:13:56,899 --> 01:13:59,766
We're all gonna stay together,
in one room!

1089
01:13:59,868 --> 01:14:02,029
Look, the boat
will be here tomorrow.

1090
01:14:02,137 --> 01:14:04,697
We'll go to the club,
gather all the guests...

1091
01:14:04,807 --> 01:14:07,605
and wait until the morning,
and we're going to do this together.

1092
01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:11,338
And we're gonna make it
through the night, okay?.

1093
01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:28,363
Screw this, man!
I'm not going anywhere with Lars.

1094
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,489
[Laughs ]
Well, I'm not going anywhere with Juan.

1095
01:14:30,599 --> 01:14:32,726
- [Dave ] Ooh!
- What kind of a man has sex with a goat?.

1096
01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:35,565
- Hey, I used a condom.
- Oh.

1097
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:37,969
You told me
they were against your religion.

1098
01:14:39,741 --> 01:14:44,075
[ Chuckles ]
Ehhh, you know, I need to find Peenalop.

1099
01:14:44,179 --> 01:14:47,979
- I am sure you all understand.
- [ Indignant Scoff]

1100
01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:51,246
You come anywhere near
my cabana, I'm taking your head off!.

1101
01:14:51,353 --> 01:14:55,483
Let's get outta here, Dave. Come on,
Dave, let's get outta here, man.

1102
01:14:55,591 --> 01:14:57,718
I don't thinkso.
[ Chuckles ]

1103
01:14:57,826 --> 01:15:01,523
[ Crazed Laughing ]

1104
01:15:01,630 --> 01:15:06,294
-Jenny, you're making
a most grievous mistake.
- [ Laughter Fading ]

1105
01:15:09,605 --> 01:15:11,732
I'm still not sure what happened...

1106
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,934
with all that dodgy business
back in thejungle.

1107
01:15:15,043 --> 01:15:17,637
But I'm plagued by the dreams.

1108
01:15:19,448 --> 01:15:23,009
I believe I'm safer on my own.

1109
01:15:23,118 --> 01:15:25,609
- Well, that plan went to hell.
- [ Sighs ]

1110
01:15:25,721 --> 01:15:28,952
[ Lars ] Well, at least
they left us a torch. [ Laughs ]

1111
01:15:29,057 --> 01:15:31,548
Jenny?. Jenny?.

1112
01:15:31,693 --> 01:15:36,630
[ Chuckles ]
I believe I know where the generator is.

1113
01:15:36,732 --> 01:15:38,723
- [ Clicks ]
- [ Turntables Whirring ]

1114
01:15:38,834 --> 01:15:41,359
## [ Hip-hop ]

1115
01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:44,132
[ Cackling ]

1116
01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:57,611
Damn it!
He must have taken my swords.

1117
01:15:57,719 --> 01:16:01,052
I don't care ifl have to carve a spear
out ofbamboo, this asshole's--

1118
01:16:01,156 --> 01:16:03,283
- Shh, shh, listen.
- No, I'm not gonna shush!

1119
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:06,327
- I'm so sick of running from this--
- ## [ Continues ]

1120
01:16:06,428 --> 01:16:08,419
I thought
we didn't have any power.

1121
01:16:08,530 --> 01:16:12,626
- [Distorted]# NaughtyCal#
- Dave?.

1122
01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:16,397
- # Bongo and Tokey
got tired oflivin'on land#
- Dave. Dave?.

1123
01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:19,838
# So the three amigos
took an undersea trip #

1124
01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:22,843
# Never were seen--#

1125
01:16:22,945 --> 01:16:25,311
[Jenny] God!

1126
01:16:31,954 --> 01:16:35,822
- [ Scream i ng ]
- [ Phono Needle Scratching ]
- It's me! It's me! It's me!

1127
01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:38,984
[ Record Repeating ]
# Die, we're all gonna die #

1128
01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:40,994
- # We're all gonna die #
- Holy shit!

1129
01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:52,262
Oh, my God!
The lock's broken!

1130
01:16:52,374 --> 01:16:54,342
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God! He's out there.

1131
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:57,674
Quick, under the bed,
hurry. Come on!

1132
01:16:57,779 --> 01:17:01,647
- Go, go! Hurry!
- You'll never fit.

1133
01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:04,514
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- [ Whimpering ]

1134
01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,277
- [ Grunts ]
- Come on!

1135
01:17:07,389 --> 01:17:09,380
- Hurry! Come on!
- [ Grunting Continues ]

1136
01:17:09,491 --> 01:17:12,688
What are you doing?.
Lars, what are you doing?. Hurry!

1137
01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:14,785
- [ Chanting ]
- Lars, please!

1138
01:17:14,896 --> 01:17:17,296
- Come on!
- [ Chanting Continues ]

1139
01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:20,197
- Lars, come on! He's coming!
- [ Abdomen Squishing ]

1140
01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:23,829
- Oh, my God!
- [ Chanting Quickens ]

1141
01:17:23,939 --> 01:17:26,737
- He's coming!
- [ Rapid Chanting Continues ]

1142
01:17:26,842 --> 01:17:28,241
[ Chanting, Grunts ]

1143
01:17:28,343 --> 01:17:30,402
- Whew!
- Holy shit!

1144
01:17:30,512 --> 01:17:33,242
Is that how you escaped
out of that window?.

1145
01:17:33,348 --> 01:17:35,839
Why don'tyou
just do that all the time?.

1146
01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:38,749
Is that a fat joke?.

1147
01:17:38,854 --> 01:17:40,822
What the hell?.

1148
01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:45,225
- What the hell,Jenny?.
- [Banging]

1149
01:17:46,762 --> 01:17:49,595
[ Gasps, Shuddering ]

1150
01:18:26,401 --> 01:18:29,131
[ Grunting ]

1151
01:18:30,405 --> 01:18:33,636
Putman! It was you?

1152
01:18:33,742 --> 01:18:36,734
- What?. What was me?.
- Step back, Putman!

1153
01:18:36,845 --> 01:18:40,440
Oh, you actually believe that
I'm the killer. Oh, that's a laugh.

1154
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,710
Then what are you doing here?.

1155
01:18:42,818 --> 01:18:45,753
Well, I just popped by to say--

1156
01:18:45,854 --> 01:18:48,618
- Uh--
- You perv.

1157
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:52,421
Really,Jenny, there's a
perfectly reasonable explanation
for all this. I mean--

1158
01:18:52,527 --> 01:18:55,792
Well, you see, it seemed like
such a good final memento and--

1159
01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:59,628
Wel l, I -- You know how good I think
you look in red, and that little--

1160
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:03,933
- No!
- Oh, dear God! Oh, dear God!

1161
01:19:04,039 --> 01:19:06,269
- Where's the key?.
- I don't know.

1162
01:19:06,374 --> 01:19:08,638
Lock the door!
Lock the door!

1163
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:11,235
[ Gasps ]
The lock's broken!

1164
01:19:11,346 --> 01:19:13,075
Broken?.

1165
01:19:13,181 --> 01:19:16,912
You've manacled me to my deathbed,
you Piccadillywhore!

1166
01:19:17,018 --> 01:19:20,920
- I'm so sorry.
- I could never stay mad at you,Jenny.

1167
01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:25,322
Quickly!
Give me the racket! Give me the balls!

1168
01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:28,828
- [Lars ] Go! Go! Yeah!
- Quickly! Run!

1169
01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:32,062
[Jenny]
Get out!

1170
01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:36,365
- [ Whimpering ]
- [ Clanging ]

1171
01:19:36,471 --> 01:19:39,440
Machete Phil! I knew it!

1172
01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:45,336
- [ Groans ]
- [ Gasps ] Oh, God!

1173
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:48,507
- Oh--
- Oh, God!

1174
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:51,211
- Go.
- N-No!

1175
01:19:51,319 --> 01:19:53,480
- Go, dearJen. Go.
- No!

1176
01:19:53,588 --> 01:19:55,613
[ Sobs ]

1177
01:19:55,724 --> 01:19:58,056
Namaste.

1178
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,355
Fuck off!.

1179
01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:03,363
- Come on.
- [ Groaning]

1180
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,899
I'm sorry.

1181
01:20:06,001 --> 01:20:08,026
- [ Grunts ]
- [Ball Bouncing]

1182
01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:10,104
[ Groans ]

1183
01:20:12,908 --> 01:20:17,174
[Putman ]Ahhh,you!
I should have known it wasyou!

1184
01:20:17,279 --> 01:20:20,305
- Doesn't surprise me a bit, really.
- Damn it, Putman!

1185
01:20:20,415 --> 01:20:24,579
- Who is it?.
- I'm sure you think
I'll go down without a fight.

1186
01:20:24,686 --> 01:20:27,553
But it's notyet game, set--

1187
01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:30,420
- [ Blade Slicing]
- [ Howls ]

1188
01:20:30,525 --> 01:20:34,928
- [ Slicing Continues ]
- [Agonized Groan ]

1189
01:20:35,030 --> 01:20:37,021
- [ Whi m peri ng Sob ]
- [ Gurgling ]

1190
01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:39,100
[ Body Thuds ]

1191
01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:42,728
- [ Creaki ng ]
- [ Footsteps ]

1192
01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:48,999
[ Footsteps Continue ]

1193
01:20:49,110 --> 01:20:52,637
- [ Clattering ]
- [ Squawking ]

1194
01:20:55,183 --> 01:20:57,947
[ Footsteps Continue ]

1195
01:21:02,057 --> 01:21:07,085
- [ Footsteps Stop ]
- [ Both Mouthing Words ]

1196
01:21:09,464 --> 01:21:12,456
[ Footsteps Resume ]

1197
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,104
[ Mouthing Words ]

1198
01:21:22,177 --> 01:21:25,840
[ Footsteps Fading]

1199
01:21:27,382 --> 01:21:29,350
[ Door Closes ]

1200
01:21:35,924 --> 01:21:39,087
Soap, please.

1201
01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:41,161
- [ Whooping, Shouting ]
- [Bongos ]

1202
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:54,167
Hey! Nice helmet, Lars!

1203
01:21:54,276 --> 01:21:56,767
About time you two perverts
showed up for the party!
[ Laughs ]

1204
01:21:56,878 --> 01:22:00,006
[Burke ]
Pour it! Pour it!

1205
01:22:02,617 --> 01:22:05,484
Oh,Jesus Christ!
That's blood!

1206
01:22:16,231 --> 01:22:20,031
- What the fuck?.
- [Jenny] Oh, God!

1207
01:22:21,636 --> 01:22:23,763
Oh, God!

1208
01:22:26,641 --> 01:22:30,577
- We're all gonna die!
- [ Screaming ]

1209
01:22:40,588 --> 01:22:43,887
Help! Help!

1210
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,729
Penelope!
Where's Juan?.

1211
01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:52,288
I don't know,
I haven't seen him all night.

1212
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:55,733
What the hell is going on?.

1213
01:22:55,837 --> 01:22:58,863
[ Chuckles ]
Juan! Juan!

1214
01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:01,465
- Hold on. Hold on.
- What areyou doing?

1215
01:23:01,576 --> 01:23:06,138
- Let me go!
- Don't move!
Where the hell have you been?.

1216
01:23:06,247 --> 01:23:11,708
I was looking for Peenalop.
Whyyou are looking at me like that?.

1217
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:14,755
'Cause you disappeared a halfhour ago,
and now you show up covered in blood.

1218
01:23:14,856 --> 01:23:16,847
Because I just found Putman.

1219
01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:18,326
- He's dead.
- Oh, shit! Sam!

1220
01:23:18,326 --> 01:23:20,089
- He's dead.
- Oh, shit! Sam!

1221
01:23:20,195 --> 01:23:22,823
- [ Screaming ]
- [Jenny] Oh, myGod!

1222
01:23:22,931 --> 01:23:25,627
- [Lars ] The mudbath!
- Let's go, Peenalop.

1223
01:23:43,651 --> 01:23:45,812
[Jenny]
Oh, God.

1224
01:24:14,916 --> 01:24:16,884
[Penelope Groans ]

1225
01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:26,827
- Oh, no.
- What?.

1226
01:24:28,363 --> 01:24:32,197
- [ Mutters ] Oh, fuck.
- Sam. Sam.

1227
01:24:33,835 --> 01:24:36,326
- [ Whimpering]
- Sam!

1228
01:24:53,188 --> 01:24:54,985
[ Grunts ]

1229
01:24:57,258 --> 01:24:59,954
- Get out.
- What?.

1230
01:25:00,061 --> 01:25:03,690
Get out, now!

1231
01:25:03,798 --> 01:25:06,392
- [ Screaming, Yelling ]
- [ Maniacal Laughing ]

1232
01:25:07,869 --> 01:25:10,269
Did you know that
I can hold my breath...

1233
01:25:10,371 --> 01:25:13,465
for three minutes and 33 seconds?.
[ Chuckles ]

1234
01:25:13,575 --> 01:25:16,476
Nobody ever suspects
the Fun Police.

1235
01:25:16,578 --> 01:25:19,479
- Bullshit. I always have suspected you.
- Bullshit. You did not.

1236
01:25:19,581 --> 01:25:21,549
- You are the bullshit!
- [ Gasps ]

1237
01:25:21,649 --> 01:25:25,949
He's the guy from the campfire story--
Machete Phil, the kid with no dick.

1238
01:25:26,054 --> 01:25:28,852
No. That's just
an old campfire story.

1239
01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:31,551
What doyou piss out of,
your asshole?.

1240
01:25:31,659 --> 01:25:35,459
It's just a story! I have a dick.

1241
01:25:35,563 --> 01:25:37,622
I'm not Machete Phil.

1242
01:25:37,732 --> 01:25:40,132
I'm Machete Sam.

1243
01:25:40,235 --> 01:25:43,329
- [ Laughs ]
- [Jenny]Sam, why are you doing this?

1244
01:25:43,438 --> 01:25:46,339
Oh, I remember it
like it was yesterday.

1245
01:25:46,441 --> 01:25:50,741
I asked Rolo if he had any grass,
and he said he didn't have any.

1246
01:25:50,845 --> 01:25:53,473
So then I followed him
into thejungle.

1247
01:25:53,581 --> 01:25:55,572
- Would you believe what I saw?.
- No.

1248
01:25:55,683 --> 01:25:58,243
He had grass. My grass!

1249
01:25:58,353 --> 01:26:01,720
- [ Laughing ]
- A huge bag ofit.

1250
01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:05,350
And he was smokin' it
with those two little hussies...

1251
01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:08,623
even though
he said he had none.

1252
01:26:10,198 --> 01:26:14,658
So then--
No, wait, that's not it.

1253
01:26:14,769 --> 01:26:17,237
I found out that Pete was
giving the island to Dave.

1254
01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:20,273
Oh, yeah. That's it.
It wasn't about the grass.

1255
01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:24,175
Although that was incredibly uncool.

1256
01:26:24,279 --> 01:26:27,373
It was about Pete giving the island
to that little shithead!

1257
01:26:27,482 --> 01:26:31,213
All-night raving,
pill-popping little son ofa bitch!

1258
01:26:31,319 --> 01:26:34,948
What about me?. Huh?.
I deserved it!

1259
01:26:35,056 --> 01:26:37,889
I 'm the best goddamned employee
this place has ever seen!

1260
01:26:37,992 --> 01:26:40,051
Dave was gonna run it
into the ground.

1261
01:26:40,161 --> 01:26:43,756
Not on mywatch!
This is my home.

1262
01:26:43,865 --> 01:26:47,596
Pete thinks I'm just a clown,
good for fun and games.

1263
01:26:47,702 --> 01:26:50,432
Well, I got you guys
to do yourjobs, didn't I?.

1264
01:26:50,538 --> 01:26:52,733
Pretty good managerial skills,
don't you think?.

1265
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:56,970
Setting you guys up to decipher
that stupid ""Naughty Cal'"song.

1266
01:26:57,078 --> 01:26:59,410
[ Cackling ]

1267
01:26:59,514 --> 01:27:01,744
Who's the orca?.
Who's the octopus?.

1268
01:27:01,849 --> 01:27:06,718
[ Singsong ] I am the Walrus!
I am the Walrus! I am the Walrus!

1269
01:27:06,821 --> 01:27:09,051
- [ Yells ] Oh! Ooh!
- [ Grunting ]

1270
01:27:09,157 --> 01:27:11,887
Get outta here! Now!
I can't hold him for long.

1271
01:27:11,993 --> 01:27:14,894
Try putting him to sleep!
Try the-the Snoring Panda!

1272
01:27:14,996 --> 01:27:17,829
I can't reach it.
[ Panting ] I can handle this.

1273
01:27:17,932 --> 01:27:20,230
- He'll orgasm for
another few minutes. Go!
- Ooh.

1274
01:27:20,335 --> 01:27:22,769
- I'm not leaving you!
- I'll be okay.

1275
01:27:22,870 --> 01:27:25,634
- Get outta here. It's gonna get messy.
- Ooh. Ooh.

1276
01:27:25,740 --> 01:27:28,140
- Go.
- Go.

1277
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:32,509
- [ Panting ]
- Oh! Ohhh!

1278
01:27:32,614 --> 01:27:34,844
Oh! Ooh!

1279
01:27:34,949 --> 01:27:37,440
- Back to the club!
- Are you crazy?.

1280
01:27:37,552 --> 01:27:41,784
It's the most secure building on
the island. It's where we keep the booze!

1281
01:27:41,889 --> 01:27:45,290
[Shouting, Screaming]

1282
01:27:45,393 --> 01:27:48,624
Look out, now.
Oh, oh-oh-oh! There you are!

1283
01:27:48,730 --> 01:27:50,698
- [ Screams ]
- Baba-boobie!

1284
01:27:50,798 --> 01:27:53,665
- Peenalop!
-Juan!

1285
01:27:53,768 --> 01:27:56,430
Oh, God!

1286
01:27:56,537 --> 01:28:00,064
Look, he's after us.
She's safer with them. Let's go!

1287
01:28:01,442 --> 01:28:03,467
Let's go!

1288
01:28:03,578 --> 01:28:05,546
[Jenny]
Get the gate!

1289
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:20,819
[Sobs ]
Oh, God!

1290
01:28:20,928 --> 01:28:23,624
[Screams ]
Oh, God! Nooo!

1291
01:28:23,731 --> 01:28:25,858
- Oh, God!
- Peenalop!

1292
01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:29,232
- No! No!
- Peenalop! Peenalop!

1293
01:28:29,337 --> 01:28:31,567
- Stop!
- [ Panicked Grunt ]

1294
01:28:31,673 --> 01:28:35,734
God! Stop it!
What are you doing?.

1295
01:28:35,843 --> 01:28:38,710
- You'll never make it!
- [Penelope ] Sam! Please!

1296
01:28:38,813 --> 01:28:43,876
- [Jenny] God!
What doyou thinkyou're--
- [ Grunts ] Watch out!

1297
01:28:43,985 --> 01:28:47,352
- [ Grunts ]
- [Jenny] Harder! Harder!

1298
01:28:47,455 --> 01:28:51,391
- [Jenny] She can't breathe!
- [Juan Grunting]

1299
01:28:55,763 --> 01:28:57,856
- [Juan Groaning]
- Penelope! Get up.

1300
01:28:57,965 --> 01:29:02,231
- [ Gasps, Coughs ]
- [ Groaning Continues ]

1301
01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:06,831
- Ohh!
-Juan! Juan! Juan, get up!

1302
01:29:06,941 --> 01:29:09,034
- [ Coughing ]
-Juan, get up.

1303
01:29:09,143 --> 01:29:13,239
Come on! Hurry! Come on!
[ Groans ]

1304
01:29:16,718 --> 01:29:18,549
Oh, God.

1305
01:29:18,653 --> 01:29:22,612
It's not a party until
someone breaks the Jacuzzi.

1306
01:29:22,724 --> 01:29:24,885
- [Laughing]
- [ Screams ] Oh, God! Juan!

1307
01:29:27,995 --> 01:29:30,088
[ Snickering ]

1308
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:32,792
[ Yells ]

1309
01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:37,736
[ Groans, Coughs ]

1310
01:29:37,839 --> 01:29:40,808
- Lars!
- [ Panting ] The Fun...

1311
01:29:40,908 --> 01:29:43,138
is done.

1312
01:29:43,244 --> 01:29:46,077
- [ Groans, Chuckles ]
- [ Chuckles ]

1313
01:29:46,180 --> 01:29:48,808
What happened
to the hot tub?.

1314
01:29:48,916 --> 01:29:52,010
[People Whooping, Laughing]

1315
01:30:08,770 --> 01:30:10,738
[Man ]
Here we go!

1316
01:30:12,273 --> 01:30:14,264
Oh, God!

1317
01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:18,436
- [Jenny] No!
- [Juan ] No, it's not possible!

1318
01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:20,741
- What do we do?.
- We can lose him in the jungle.

1319
01:30:20,848 --> 01:30:23,214
- The jungle?.
- I can get us through!

1320
01:30:27,755 --> 01:30:30,155
Come on!

1321
01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:32,590
- Hurry!
- Go, go, go, go!

1322
01:30:32,693 --> 01:30:36,686
I know where this goes!
Let's go! Come on, quickly!

1323
01:30:36,798 --> 01:30:39,096
- [ Grunts ]
- Go!

1324
01:30:42,203 --> 01:30:45,468
Oh, God!
This was your big plan?

1325
01:30:45,573 --> 01:30:48,804
We can do it. It's high tide.
All right, now listen.

1326
01:30:48,910 --> 01:30:51,777
I know this is going
to sound disgusting, but...

1327
01:30:51,879 --> 01:30:55,975
when you jump, keep your legs
together and clench your ass cheeks.

1328
01:30:56,083 --> 01:30:59,883
Or else, waterwill fly up your butthole
and pulverize your intestine.

1329
01:30:59,987 --> 01:31:01,887
- Gross!
- [Laughter]

1330
01:31:01,989 --> 01:31:03,718
- [ Gasps ]
- [Sam ] Where are you?

1331
01:31:03,825 --> 01:31:08,262
- I trustyou,Juan.
- I'm coming! I'm coming!

1332
01:31:10,932 --> 01:31:13,093
[ Gasps ]

1333
01:31:15,403 --> 01:31:16,637
Jesus!
Who is this girl?.

1334
01:31:16,637 --> 01:31:18,502
Jesus!
Who is this girl?.

1335
01:31:18,606 --> 01:31:20,574
She's...

1336
01:31:20,675 --> 01:31:22,939
my girlfriend.

1337
01:31:28,649 --> 01:31:31,709
[Jenny Yelling]

1338
01:31:31,819 --> 01:31:34,083
[Yelling]

1339
01:31:43,130 --> 01:31:45,724
[ Gasps ]

1340
01:31:45,833 --> 01:31:48,825
- Did you see it?.
- I saw it.
- Oh, my asshole!

1341
01:31:48,936 --> 01:31:51,530
- What did you see?.
- The RandyRumrunner.

1342
01:31:51,639 --> 01:31:54,267
He didn't take it. He sunk it.

1343
01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:57,105
Juan, anyway you could
dive down and get the propeller off?.

1344
01:31:57,211 --> 01:31:59,771
We could put it
on the Smilin'Smuggler.

1345
01:31:59,881 --> 01:32:03,681
- Consider it done, my friend.
- Come on, let's go.

1346
01:32:25,239 --> 01:32:27,298
Come on!

1347
01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:32,813
[Jenny Grunts ]
Juan!

1348
01:32:34,515 --> 01:32:38,178
- Come on.
- In the boat. In the boat.

1349
01:32:40,988 --> 01:32:44,947
Oh, God!
Where the hell is Juan?

1350
01:32:45,059 --> 01:32:48,790
-Juan?. Juan?.
- [Jenny]Juan, where areyou?

1351
01:32:48,896 --> 01:32:51,524
- [ Yells ]
- [ Both Scream ]

1352
01:32:53,367 --> 01:32:55,597
- Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
- It's okay.

1353
01:32:55,703 --> 01:32:58,536
- You should see the other hombre.
- I'll put it on.

1354
01:33:01,542 --> 01:33:04,170
- Come on.
- [ Grunts ]

1355
01:33:04,278 --> 01:33:07,645
- [Screaming]
- [ Yells ]

1356
01:33:07,748 --> 01:33:09,807
Juan!
[ Whimpers ]

1357
01:33:11,886 --> 01:33:15,481
It's all right.
It's okay.

1358
01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:18,787
I cannot imagine
a more beautiful way to go.

1359
01:33:18,893 --> 01:33:22,954
[Coughing]
Just remember, Peenalop.

1360
01:33:23,064 --> 01:33:25,965
I love you.
!Carajo de mierda!

1361
01:33:26,067 --> 01:33:28,467
- I love you!
- [ Sobs ]

1362
01:33:28,569 --> 01:33:31,163
[ Gulps ]
Maybe...

1363
01:33:31,272 --> 01:33:33,365
before I go...

1364
01:33:33,474 --> 01:33:35,442
one kiss.

1365
01:33:37,778 --> 01:33:40,178
No, no, no.

1366
01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:43,546
I meant,
maybe you and Jenny could...

1367
01:33:43,651 --> 01:33:46,176
- kiss each other.
- [ Chuckles ]

1368
01:33:46,287 --> 01:33:48,551
I always...

1369
01:33:48,656 --> 01:33:50,886
wanted...

1370
01:33:50,992 --> 01:33:54,655
to see that.

1371
01:33:54,762 --> 01:33:58,198
- [Jenny] Oh, God!
- Juan!

1372
01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:00,790
Juan!

1373
01:34:03,270 --> 01:34:06,535
- [ Yells ]
- [ Women Screaming ]

1374
01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:09,303
- [ Punch Lands ]
- [ Squealing Groan ]

1375
01:34:09,410 --> 01:34:11,037
- [ Screams ]
- [ Grunting ]

1376
01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:14,478
[ Coughing, Gagging]

1377
01:34:14,582 --> 01:34:16,641
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Grunting ]

1378
01:34:25,693 --> 01:34:27,854
- Aargh!
- Come on!

1379
01:34:27,962 --> 01:34:32,558
- Son of a bitch!
- [ Grunting ]

1380
01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:35,534
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Yells, Groans ]

1381
01:34:35,636 --> 01:34:37,763
[ Grunts ]

1382
01:34:37,872 --> 01:34:41,239
- [ Cries Out ]
- [ Groans ]

1383
01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:43,776
- [Lars ] Go! Go,Jenny, go!
- [ Engine Revs ]

1384
01:34:47,148 --> 01:34:50,413
- [Jenny] Whoo-whoo!
- [ Yelling ]

1385
01:34:53,654 --> 01:34:55,781
Shit!
Turn it, turn it!

1386
01:34:55,890 --> 01:34:58,450
- Lars, what are you doing?.
- Trust me.

1387
01:35:00,661 --> 01:35:02,652
- Lars, stop it!
- Come on, come on!

1388
01:35:04,231 --> 01:35:06,859
- [ Screams ]
- Yeah!

1389
01:35:08,869 --> 01:35:11,269
- You're bringing us closer to the raft!
- I know.

1390
01:35:11,372 --> 01:35:13,363
[ Grunts, Yells ]

1391
01:35:15,643 --> 01:35:17,634
[ Screaming ]

1392
01:35:25,486 --> 01:35:28,319
[ Agonized Grunt ]

1393
01:35:28,422 --> 01:35:31,152
- [ Accelerating ]
- Ahhhhhh!

1394
01:35:32,493 --> 01:35:34,723
[ Screams ]

1395
01:35:34,829 --> 01:35:37,195
Yeah!

1396
01:35:40,434 --> 01:35:42,800
- Slowly, slowly.
- Okay.

1397
01:35:45,172 --> 01:35:48,107
[Sighs ]
We gotta untie these lines.

1398
01:35:48,209 --> 01:35:51,576
- [ Ferocious Yell ]
- [ Penelope Screaming ]

1399
01:35:51,679 --> 01:35:55,479
- Hit it,Jenny! Go!
- [Accelerating]
- [ Agonized Groan ]

1400
01:35:56,951 --> 01:35:59,886
[ Screaming ]

1401
01:36:02,022 --> 01:36:04,149
- Ahhhhhh!
- Yeah!

1402
01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:09,393
[ Groans, Whimpers ]

1403
01:36:13,801 --> 01:36:16,395
[ All Panting ]

1404
01:36:24,211 --> 01:36:26,702
[ Grunts ]

1405
01:36:26,814 --> 01:36:29,510
Let's get the hell outta here.
[ Panting ]

1406
01:36:32,319 --> 01:36:34,787
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Relieved Chuckle ]

1407
01:36:36,490 --> 01:36:38,856
- [ Yells ]
- [ Screams ]

1408
01:36:38,959 --> 01:36:42,019
- [Sam] Come on!
- [ Screaming ]
- Oh, come on!

1409
01:36:44,165 --> 01:36:46,998
[ Growling ]

1410
01:36:47,101 --> 01:36:50,400
- [ Lars Grunting ] Die!
- [ Groaning ]

1411
01:36:50,504 --> 01:36:52,404
Son ofa bitch!

1412
01:36:57,778 --> 01:37:01,680
[ All Panting ]

1413
01:37:01,782 --> 01:37:04,307
They'll probably kick me
out of the Pacifist Club now.

1414
01:37:04,418 --> 01:37:06,750
Or at least
askyou nicely to leave.

1415
01:37:06,854 --> 01:37:09,789
- [ Chuckles ]
- [ Laughs ]

1416
01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:13,585
Tian-tu--

1417
01:37:13,694 --> 01:37:16,356
- the Heaven Point.
- [ Pleasurable Moan ]

1418
01:37:16,463 --> 01:37:19,227
Oh.

1419
01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:22,461
[ Gasps, Shuddering Moan ]

1420
01:37:31,979 --> 01:37:34,777
- Let's go, Peenalop.
- [ Chuckles ]

1421
01:38:12,219 --> 01:38:15,120
## [Man Vocalizing]

1422
01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:09,641
## [ Continues, Repetitively]

1423
01:39:32,833 --> 01:39:35,563
## [Man Singing, Indistinct ]

1424
01:39:55,756 --> 01:39:58,850
[ Laughs ]
Gracias, Sheriff!.

1425
01:39:58,959 --> 01:40:00,927
[ Coughs ]

1426
01:40:01,028 --> 01:40:04,054
- [ Laughs ]
- Cut it.

1427
01:40:04,164 --> 01:40:06,758
- That is so whack!
- Knock that shit off,Juan.

1428
01:40:06,867 --> 01:40:08,892
You're gonna cause
a hysterical... thing.

1429
01:40:09,003 --> 01:40:11,096
[ Laughing ]

1430
01:40:11,205 --> 01:40:15,938
- That is so cheebah!
- [ Chanting ]

1431
01:40:16,043 --> 01:40:19,376
- [Laughter]
- I just lost it. Keep rolling,
keep rolling, keep rolling.

1432
01:40:19,480 --> 01:40:21,448
That is some trick shit!

1433
01:40:21,548 --> 01:40:24,415
That is so on time, off the hook!

1434
01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:26,543
Tight! And heavy!

1435
01:40:26,653 --> 01:40:29,281
That is so...
out of the planet!

1436
01:40:29,390 --> 01:40:31,517
- [ Laughs ]
- [Laughter]

1437
01:40:31,625 --> 01:40:33,889
[Howling Laughter]

1438
01:40:33,994 --> 01:40:36,622
What other dumb fuckin'
catch phrases can I say?.

1439
01:40:36,730 --> 01:40:41,258
Man, I can't hear shit. I've been standin'
next to amplifiers mywhole life.

1440
01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:47,030
- Hello.
- [ Laughs ]

1441
01:40:47,141 --> 01:40:49,871
[ Whistling ]

1442
01:40:49,977 --> 01:40:54,107
- Oh, God, no!
- Oh, God--

1443
01:40:54,214 --> 01:40:57,775
- Kinda scared me. Sorry.
- [ Cackling]

1444
01:40:57,885 --> 01:41:01,753
#Tokey took him
to a sea horse whorehouse #

1445
01:41:01,855 --> 01:41:05,814
Which-Which, something.
[ Laughs ]

1446
01:41:05,926 --> 01:41:08,156
Which seemed to suggest, uh--

1447
01:41:08,262 --> 01:41:10,662
Fuck, I don't know what it seemed
to suggest. Let me try that again.

1448
01:41:10,764 --> 01:41:14,461
# NaughtyCal
Bongo and Tokey#

1449
01:41:14,568 --> 01:41:17,059
- Aaah!
- # Got tired oflivin'on land#

1450
01:41:17,171 --> 01:41:20,607
# So the three amigos
took an undersea trip #

1451
01:41:20,707 --> 01:41:23,699
-# And never were seen again #
- [ Laughing ]

1452
01:41:23,811 --> 01:41:27,508
# Started out all right
Went a couple ofmiles #

1453
01:41:27,614 --> 01:41:30,981
# Till they spotted a waterin'hole #

1454
01:41:31,085 --> 01:41:34,577
# They had their wits about them
until they were served--#

1455
01:41:34,688 --> 01:41:37,623
Here we go, I 'l I do, um--
Okay, ready and action.

1456
01:41:37,724 --> 01:41:39,692
But what about the sign
on Cliffs neck?.

1457
01:41:39,793 --> 01:41:42,455
- It said, ""staff only."
I mean, that clearly means--
- [ Laughs ]

1458
01:41:42,563 --> 01:41:45,157
[ All Laughing ]

1459
01:41:47,134 --> 01:41:49,659
- Mark!
- All right, well, tell us, then...

1460
01:41:49,770 --> 01:41:51,931
how the hell are we
supposed to do ourjobs...

1461
01:41:52,039 --> 01:41:55,099
when somebody is killing
the dick out of everybody on the island?.

1462
01:41:55,209 --> 01:41:57,541
- Yes.
- [ Laughing ]

1463
01:41:57,644 --> 01:42:02,604
- Hey, listen. Listen, sugarbritches.
- [ Laughing ]

1464
01:42:02,716 --> 01:42:06,709
- All right. All right. Are we cutting?.
- Just-Just do your job.

1465
01:42:06,820 --> 01:42:09,482
- No, I'm not cutting.
- Okay, cut it.

1466
01:42:09,590 --> 01:42:12,115
- [Laughter]
- [Loud Beeping]

1467
01:42:12,226 --> 01:42:15,491
# Bongo chose himself
a prettyprawn #

1468
01:42:15,596 --> 01:42:18,656
- # Cal preferred a dolphin #
- # A dolphin #

1469
01:42:18,765 --> 01:42:23,566
# Naughty Cal and his pals
ran the waves to somewhere #

1470
01:42:23,670 --> 01:42:25,900
[ Gulls Squawking ]

1471
01:42:26,006 --> 01:42:29,237
# Land ho
They blew all their dough #

1472
01:42:29,343 --> 01:42:32,540
# And ended up nowhere #

1473
01:42:32,646 --> 01:42:35,638
# They pulled their shit together
cleaned themselves all up #

1474
01:42:35,749 --> 01:42:39,480
# And they set out on their way #

1475
01:42:39,586 --> 01:42:42,885
# They heard some talk
about buried treasure #

1476
01:42:42,990 --> 01:42:46,016
# Down in Mango Bay #

1477
01:42:46,126 --> 01:42:49,892
# But a big bad orca
and a scary octopus #

1478
01:42:49,997 --> 01:42:53,228
# Were guardin ' the riverbed#

1479
01:42:53,333 --> 01:42:56,700
# Before you knew it
the fun was over #

1480
01:42:56,803 --> 01:42:59,897
# 'Cause Bongo and Tokey
were dead#

1481
01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:03,738
# I guess it seems
that everybody's lookin '#

1482
01:43:03,844 --> 01:43:07,177
# To find their own paradise #

1483
01:43:07,281 --> 01:43:11,911
# But it ain 't on Earth
It's up there in heaven #

1484
01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:16,353
# And someday we 're all gonna die #

1485
01:43:16,456 --> 01:43:22,258
# La-la-la-la, lala-la-la-la
Lalala-lala #

1486
01:43:22,362 --> 01:43:28,460
- Yeah!
- # La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala #

1487
01:43:28,569 --> 01:43:35,304
- Come on, everybody!
- # La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala #

1488
01:43:35,409 --> 01:43:40,403
- Pass that bong over here! Yeah!
- # La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala #

1489
01:43:40,514 --> 01:43:44,041
Whoo! Yeah!

1490
01:43:44,151 --> 01:43:46,984
[ Laughing ]

1491
01:43:48,855 --> 01:43:52,313
- Whoo!
- [ Waves Breaking ]