What happened there?
We think you're sleeping daddy How can I sleep with two candy thieves hanging around
Can we watch Dragon Tales, please?
Yeah, why not
Which one to blame Tv
Honey, I think you just opened the garage
I just planned it, I know
-P-yew! isn't that a stink insect? -Work good What happens during times that are pleasant
When you pull the button and exit the tube boob O'Doyles gets a universal remote
One click controls everything
Make life easier for parents like you Hmm, whoop-de-do for O'Doyles.
Tree house?
I don't know, your father asked
Ask me what?
Do you think there is a time for to finish building a tree house here?
Well dad, it's half done, it's been two months now
Okay, I want to, it's just that I have a lot of work at work But as soon as I'm done I will do it, I promise, hang in there
hey, see Sundance is wrestling with his duck Oh, no, it's not wrestling
That's something you don't have to know about 10-30 years 10 for you, 30 for you Hey, Michael? I met you at the swimming meeting tonight.
Swimming meeting?
I have to go there./Yes
I'm kidding, you have to be there there, okay. / Good, I love you, Michael
For ever, baby.
Mr. Newman.
Kevin O'Doyle. Yeah. Always an honor
What kind of stereo do you have in that blue?
You know what, I never checked Kevin.
Yeah, my dad's stereo is Bose
Your father's stereo is broken, it's a shame once.
No, I said, that's not what I said.
His father's stereo is broken
Come on, pay him, and leave immediately - Good morning Mr. Newman. -Good morning.
- Good morning Mr. Newman. -Hello
- Good morning Mr. Newman. -Hi.
Good morning, Mr. Newman.
- Good morning Mr. Newman. -Man, Alice...
... I'm stuck in a traffic jam for 1.5 hours, when is the meeting?
I started. / What?
Can I go to the bathroom?
Going to the bathroom, I told you You don't need to ask me
Hmm, the interesting thing is, Prince Habeeboo...
... is the building code in Manhattan can leave us
-Michael. -Sorry I'm late, sir The idiot who rode Lamborghini red parked at my place, so...
Prince Habeeboo drives Lamborghini.
Lamborghini red? I mean Ferrari blue.
Is this one of your colleagues?
Actually, Michael, he's just a partner But he is one of the most brilliant architects.
Thank you.
Deliver your Majesty to see our design concept, With pleasure.
-Pince Haboobee- -Habeeboo!
Prince Habeeboo.
Habeeboo. I thought I said...
When Mr. Ammer explains people What kind of person are you...
... a delusion that prides itself on aslian... .
... I told myself, "Come on, destroy the mushrooms and renew them elegance." So I present you to your restaurant Where is the bar?
This bar is the bar, now the fountain
Make the bar longer
OK. We can cut into the little atrium
Don't be atrium, just make the bar longer for Prince Habeeboo.
Really?
Still itching? / You're right
And make a big drain for the wet shirt contest
Now, you're kidding me, right?
Water Boob must go somewhere, Michael.
We just remove the Atrium, with it and that's where the water channel
God. / I like it, this is true is really simple extraordinary
Yeah. basically you want me to arrange you hoochie Arabian house?
How dare you compare the _ Prince Habeeboo bikini...
-... with the hoochienya house? -lde this...
... has nothing to do with hoochies, Michael.
This is like the opposite of hoochie.
No respect for Prince Hubbida Hubbida.
-Hubba Bubba. -Habeeboo!
Habeeboo! Hubba Bubba is chewing gum
Prince Habeeboo doesn't chew gum
Prince Habeeboo, we will make this happen
John Ammer's Office
I hope the atrium idea isn't too long to think about, Michael.
Oh, there will be another June in my life mister
Look at the parking garage over there on 56?
Watsuhita wants to destroy it and builds a luxury hotel
Do you get the commission? I just need people to show up with the trick design proposal
Yes, of course
I am celebrating independence with children, when I go home, I will do it
Good, please enjoy the celebration independence with children, I will tell Swardson to do it
No, not at all I-I- can't wait 3 days?
They are Japanese, they can't wait for their fish to cook first I think I can talk to my wife Good, see you at happy hour with Prince Habadabee.
My son has a swimming meeting tonight , which I have to go to.
I'm just joking with you, we're fine Yeah, Ben!
That's just my son, that's my son, Son, you're great!
You're not my father As far as you know. / What?
I'm just kidding
Is he really my father?
Come on, come on, Ben, yeah, you've already succeeded.
Honey, you are great.
Whoa, what are you, half dolphin dolphin or what? That is amazing
You just arrived here father, I saw you
What do you mean I just arrived here, why did you say that?
I see you, you jump there, You swim here
What movement does he do father? / He is shut up
Hey, the best thing is, daddy is here to see you enter the line late
He didn't see me in the finish line
He plays with Ping Woo for a reason.
-Yeah, what's happened earlier Will I let him sink?
There's nothing to sink into my pool How are you? Bill Herlihy. Coach Ben. You must be father.
Michael Speedo- Michael Newman. Sorry Big Ben, that's a big progress out there, huh
Just remember, right hand comes out, heads face left, left hand out...
Head to the right, I know, I just forgot in the end
Hmm, that's okay
You've mastered it, people will think you're half a dolphin out there
Really? / Yes
lmut
Hello? Mr. Ammer.
Ben, baby, slow down, this isn't race
That's the second in 5 minutes
Continue to eat and eat again
She's like a machine, she's impossible still hungry She's not, she's just doing what is done by Michael, this makes me crazy
Everything Michael has done lately, is very unhealthy for him He will kill himself Like the signature building that we talked about
Oh my God
Scares me
Daddy, how long will you be alive?
One minute. One minute?
Father will die in one minute. / Oh no baby Don't worry, I'm not dying I will live another 200 years, is long enough for you and me?
Promise? / I promise, I swear, come here.
You're bad! N
Hey, there's a family here!
Show a little respect, damn it!
Go home and watch VH1, old man.
Don't blame one more
Benjamin. Benjamin. What I hold
A quarter, now, grandma doesn't let me eat ice cream...
-... because of my diabetes But he didn't say anything, about a quarter that's delicious
OK.
All right, alright
Very fast, please count to 3, because it feels really bad
one, two, three
Do you work for me?
First he ate like his father, now you talk like him?
-Ben. -Don't ever say that again
Sorry, grandma. How did you do that? Grandpa?
Great magicians never open their secrets Your father always wants to know how I did that trick...
... since he was your age Is that right, kid?
Hey, Michael. Michael, who are you talking to?
Jesus. I'm talking to the boss, Ma. Just relax Oh yeah? hmm, tell him to look for life
You have family here, you're busy, come on
My mother say hello
Oh, he's a big boy, isn't he?
On the big call. Big boy
Enough, sleep, thank you, Mr. Ammer. Alright, good night -Are you done? Can we relax now? -Sorry.
Eat me, grandfather!
You're incomplete
-Oh, damn it. / Yes, you better run
I kicked your dad's butt in high school
Now I'll kick your ass
I hate that guy
Good, good night, you cowboy both
-Get the sky, Pocahontas. -No, back to sleep
Come on, Pocahontas is not on duty, I'm out of here
Are you sick of the sheriff?
I have no time to get sick, so it's not.
I have to watch the documentary about Asian architecture
Hmm, you have to rest, sometimes, dear
After all, woodland creatures will laugh at you...
... if you fell while trying to set up his tent this weekend
Yeah, I forgot to tell you
We have to postpone the trip
Ammer put me in a project
The time is Tuesday. If it's not finished, I don't get it, so...
Children have talked about camping for a year Do you think I don't know that?
It's just that, all the choices I made, everything I did
I disappoint someone Make sure you don't keep on disappointing two wrong people
I'm not out drinking, gambling or teasing women
I work hard, so that my family can have a better life
... more than I can dream of when I was little
The only way for that to happen is for me to watch that pesky program
So relax, say
Are you kidding me?
Can't you give me chance once?
Damn it! O'Doyles has a remote universal.
We must have one too
I'm sick of this
Do you want me to open the garage for you?
Close
Open
Sleeping shower, outside of it all
Hey, man?
Do you have a universal remote here?
For bathroom curtains or mattresses showers? / For television
I don't think so. Maybe for a blanket
Do you have a remote for the blanket?
Sorry, I'm not working here, I'm waiting for my friend Are you kidding me?
Actually, I'm not a friend, will you be my friend
Wow, man Sleep, Sleep
Bathing, bathing
Sleep
Very tired in my life Between?
Sorry to sneak up from you, I'm just
Do you have a universal remote here?
Something that smells like potatoes fried stale
Okay, that might be me You know, fast food will shorten your life Yeah, that's what I heard
But the things that happened in my life lately, it's not too bad
You are looking for a universal remote
Yeah. only one tool, do everything for me
... makes my life easier, faster, not too complicated
I shouldn't do this, but it looks like you're a good guy
Hey. someone noticed it, thank you
I'll show you remote which we just received
That might be the equipment that is the most difficult ... which we have in this place
That sounds good. / That's really good
The latest, universal remote is the greatest, which doesn't even exist in the market
I think the O'Doyles remote can bite the butt of my sophisticated technology then
I don't know about O'Doyles...
... but they can bite it hard
Yeah.
Come back with me OK.
This is... this is very good of you
What's your name? / Call me Morty
Morty, I'm Michael Newman.
Michael Newman.
I'm just about to shake your world OK.
I have to be honest with you, this place is bigger than it seems to be from outside
Just kidding
Hey, hey.
I think it might be in the middle
Cheating
Where is the box? / What is it along with the instructions?
No need
Just point and click
In the end, he will program himself
What is the price of this object?
Because I'm not really Thurston Howell, you know?
You're lucky, this hasn't entered the barcode system
So I'll just give it to you
Whoa, whoa, whoa. what's behind all this, bro?
I want to take my shirt off for you, because I didn't play like that
Hey. man, get out of here
Then why did you do this?
Because good people need opportunities once
Take it
Enjoy
Good.
Only one thing you need to know, Michael.
The object cannot be returned Why do I want to return something that I got for free?
Twinkie. You don't need it, you don't need it, bro You need Yodel. Okay. Good work.
Let's see what you have, friend.
Look at me, I turn on my TV myself, I'm a magic child
... architecture of residence...
So I talked to the kid. / Oh, yeah.
They really understand about not going camping this week
Good. / They may stay as instead
That's a good idea, thank you, thank you Thank you for being calm regarding this
Can I ask something? / Yes
After you have done everything this work and become a big player in your company...
... do you think you will have more time for us?
... or will everything be more out of control?
Wait, when I get to the place and become the boss A millionaire, someone great, the first thing I will do is...
... hired a bunch of idiots like me to do all my work ...
In order for you, me and my children can do whatever we want You only have to give a little time
Don't look at me like that
I just said, give me a little support, okay
I love you, sleep
Just think of Michael. Of course And stop the Yodel You will wake up 400 pounds Hey, hey, hey. Shrink the flowers, everything is sleeping
Do you want to shoot again?
Why don't you do Humpy- humpy on ducks, okay?
Can you hold on for 5 minutes and reduce the sound?
I think when you combine...
... many cough syrup with yodel...
You will get acid
Leave.
Hey, you said you want to go, go, bro.
Sniffy Longdroppings, today.
For the sake of...-!
Yeah, I mean you're right, in short. ...
... plastic surgery is quarrel
But six months later...
... I will have a face and body. ...
... it will place me where where I want to be
Oh, my mother, typical. Do you know what he said?
"Oh, this procedure is too risky."
If Samantha wants her cheekbones to be lowered, I think I'll be scared too I know, but I just thought , they are too Slavic
You have to finish some jobs
Then maybe Michael wants to play with you too...
Good morning Michael, you look tangled today
Morning, Janine, you look Slavic.
You're just jealous, because Donna and I want to go to the Gym...
... and everyone will beat us
Michae knows, she's the only one mine For ever, baby Sorry about last night, I loved you, me,...
Oh God, I really want that
The husband that I can kiss, care for, and give juice You have cheated on 3 people husband is different from their brother them
I think you've given enough juice to everyone Like Juice
You know too much about myself
I shouldn't be doing the Montel Williams show.
Even Montel Williams thinks you're crazy
... and he has seen many things bad
I'm very desperate to find friends
All my husbands...
Everything has left me emotionally They go to work, you make love with their younger siblings who don't work
You're a bitch. / Michael
Good baby, calm down. No, no
I have a problem with personality since I was little I have a rabbit named Pepper, and the rabbit left me too
Even the rabbit... even the rabbit... .
Don't look at me
What's wrong with me. / Detail, rabbit This is Matsui's throw, the throw in
Oh, that's out of here
Two-digit shot on the right of the field towards Hideki Matsui.
I'm sorry, what was that?
He has so many problems, why do you have to be so cruel?
I don't know, I... hello
I have to go
Yeah, good, good robot dog
And he can talk with 6 different languages
That's really cool
And it's much cooler than your stupid human dog Hey, dad, look at the robot dog. The new is Kevin Yeah, yeah. very good
"Very good"? This thing is more expensive than your car -No more, it's not. - RoboDog!
Hey, hey, hey.
OK. Is this some kind of reality show, are you the host?
Morty? Where is the camera?
Have everyone do it, huh? Sundance works pretty well too
Fine, America please laugh, I'm an idiot Donna, I'll get you
Going forward
There's nothing you laugh at, Michael.
You want a universal remote, the remote controls your universal
Yeah, but what controls my skills is dancing Oh, Morty likes it too Michael, just press the menu
Is theem?
No, the menu at Red Lobster, yes on the -remotes Where are we?
Come on, Michael, keep going, then, one, Mississippi. two mississippi
What I got here. / Two, three
Cough syrup is kicking again
We have a son. / Is this going to be successful?
What is this?
Fine, I love you Michael. / Menu of your life
My life is a comment
That's a cheater full of goodness Press it. / Press it.
This is the last Tuesday
Michael is waiting with no patience for his lunch order Who is it, James Earl Jones?
James Earl does a lot of sound in work
But the anticipation is fast turns into anxiety
When he realized Alice had bought him a cheeseburger It's not like a hamburger like he ordered
Cheeseburger? / I said Cheeseburger
He always does this to me Michael is considering ordering Alice to get rid of her cheese...
But decided not...
afraid Alice might spit on it
Or if it doesn't damage the burger in a disgusting way
wise choice
Because that's what Alice planned to do Are you kidding me? / Cheating
my Lord
What else do we find here?
'' Make '' Just click.
Hey, hey, psychedelic. Where are we?
Is this a porn movie or something?
Oh, Ted. Oh, Teddy!
What are my parents?
They are making you, like rabbit
That's the place Change the channel, how do you do this?
I can't see
What happened? / What?
The floor is slippery and soft, feels very good on my feet Look at this, you press the forward button forward
I believe we sometimes pursue your pregnancy Okay, very good, Mrs. Newman.
No! We are in the vagina my mother?
Again. And push it.
A woman. / A woman Oh, a woman, thanks a lot, thank you for that
Wait a minute, forgive me, maybe he is a man.
What do you mean '' maybe '' What is that?
Maybe it's a penis Maybe it's a pe? That's the penis. That's my dick.
Can I see that? Can you take it a little closer?
See?
That is a small Schmeckel. / Yeah
Ad Maiorem Dei Gloriam
We get a boy. We get a boy.
Your mother must have super vision power...
... because I didn't see anything.
Let's go from here.
So if you think about it
... I can repeat the event in my life.
That's amazing
What happened? / Oh God, what did I do?
Hello, how do I get you back here, man?
hit by
I'm not scared enough?
This is easy, think of a time and place
Press the back button, and you will be there
Time and place, Time and place
Oh, my Lord, Lake Winnipesaukee.
That's me in the jets outfit
Then, I'm the little one, then
Good hands, beautiful hands
Michael!
Michael, dinner is almost ready, invite your friends if you want So there are those of you who want to go to my tent for dinner?
Or we can eat at Winnebago belongs to and watch Three Company.
Three's Company.
That's embarrassing Mom, why can't we camp in an RV like any other family?
Oh, come on, do you call it camper?
How can you be close to nature in a can like that?
Plus it's more fun when we keep keeping it warm at night
Don't you know it?
There isn't a bowl of cake yet... / But I'm already hungry.
I agree with you Michael, do you know how hungry I am?
I'm very hungry, until I can eat this Oh here is where the quarter trick starts
How did he do that?
Oh, this is a magic coin that you can buy in the magic supply store
I just can't let him know, I know that
That's so sweet Now, I have to go back to work, so press the play button
This is a really great tool, use it carefully OK.
Who are you?
You know who I am Morty?
If you have questions...
... contact me.
No, Linda, I think Stacy got the prettiest foot festival award.
Do you want to see me?
Michael. See I'm heading to Hampton in a few minutes
I'm counting on you The hotel project is large orders
You're fishing for me, and that is "How are you guys?" OK. Thank you Fuck that and '' return to the mail room, atrium boy. ''
Mr. Ammer, Denise just called
He must be rehab again, so he can't come to the Hamptons I will be alone on the holiday independence
Mr. Ammer, if you need a girl friend this weekend...
... My wife's friend, Janine, wow!
Really? What is she like?
We just say, he'll eat you, sir Excuse me, forgive me, bro...
-... But this is important. -Okay.
Go to the bathroom. / OK
Dude, you suck so bad!
Don't, hey daddy
How are you, friend, playing catch?
Actually we're playing drop, because Ben hasn't caught a single yet
Damn
You yourself are Derek Jeter, O'Doyle.
It's a shame for you, son. / Love you also father mom!
No, I know, hmm, I think he should have been removed
But did you see Kate Spad's handbag? That's great
Wait a minute, Trudi, I want to say hello to your son I told your parents to come for dinner. / Really? That sounds like fun
It would be nice for them to be here here to stay
Okay, it's fun, yeah
See you later. / Oh, I love you I won't kill you for dinner with your family, dear
I know, I will only make the whole model tonight
I'm the leader. No, I'm the leader Say hello to daddy, there
I can't hold this all night
And I will not be Q, R, S, T, U
Cool
I can pass chapter
Great family Let's finish dinner, next
Next
Everything is done, except you Buddy, come on
Can you stop now
Oh, great, quirky Quater father, I can't wait not to see it
Alone in my basement, finally
Do I have to do my job and become a partner now? I think
Come back to work -Michael? -Yo.
We don't want to interrupt
We want to go, thank you for a nice night You love playing with me That's yes, we are doing well, right?
Good night dear... / I love to you
Schmeckel I am getting bigger now, because I am getting older, so you know It's not possible to become more and more small Yeah, yeah.
That looks like little Tic Tac.
Yeah, come here, I'll refresh your breath.
-Welcome you. - Good luck, stay sweet sweet goodnight
Great dinner, baby Look, is that so bad?
Are you kidding me? I'm happy once
Good for you, can you keep an eye on the alley for 10 minutes while I'm clean?
Can you? I just... there are many things I have to do here
Oh, you have something to do I have ghost stories, games guesses, plates...
... and then I have to sew the duck's head back for Sundance...
... and fix the butt hole
A long way to go, champion
I hope I have time to do it all Give me a chance Michael
You're big, you made your own priority
I only asked for 10 minutes, not like all day
You don't need to do that much
How big is that? I've been tired of doing this debate I'll skip the whole fight.
honey?
I can't sleep. / You can't?
I feel bad we continue to fight I know, don't be angry, okay?
I'm a fool. / You idiot I love you. / I love you too
Yes, it smells good. / What?
Michael. Stop, the one who stays will catch us wet They won't hear us, come on
OK. try slowly and persuade me to do it
I have to go back to work, can't we do it right away ?
No, we can't just do it, honey, come on I mean I don't have a new style anymore for you, this is the same style
Just think about the last time, and use it
I like the old style, come on
Alright
This time you become Sundance, I'm the one who's duck.
-Yeah? -But you have to massage me first
Good, I like to massage
massaging here
Oh that feels good, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
We do it. / Hmm, you did it I don't want everything to run as soon as that
I don't think everyone wants
Yeah. I will reward you next time Thank you
So, are we okay for tomorrow?
What are you talking about?
At dinner
You said tomorrow we had lunch and took your father's birthday gift
Father's gift is...
Of course, I said, I will be there Want to get a massage again or what? / Oh, go away I have to work Hey, Morty. This is Michael Newman.
Yeah, can I talk to you for a while
Wait a minute, there's someone in front of me door -Hello, Michael. -Where did you come from?
You don't want to know
Can we walk for a while? / Sure
This is easy, you must be in an autopilot state
Autopilot?
That's what happened to you when you pressed the forward button -Okay. -Yeah. I'll show you
This
See? That's you, in autopilot
The lights are on, but there are no people at home...
The remote makes your mind wander
... but your body stays in place for boring things
We have to have lunch tomorrow, and take your father's birthday gift
That sounds good
So he really told me
I have a conversation in an autopilot state then You will not come alive from a party, but yes
Everyone is in the Autopilot state now and next
The big difference is that now you have a good remote ... to help you decide when
this is the best
By the way, your wife is really amazing Is he right, isn't he? Face is perfect, tight, plump body
Are you OK?
Amazing.
He can fall in love with losers like you?
I'm a loser?
I don't know about that man, see the handsome guy there?
Do you want to see how handsome I am first? Yeah?
Okay, let's look at some of the girls ...
I usually play before I meet Donna
Is that a man or a woman?
That's a woman
What is this? Animal Planet?
Stop... / Yes
Sometimes it's better to keep the memory in your head
so I study, morth
night. thank you
Michael's night
I'm sick of getting fast until I'm good
Michael dear dear. You will be late for work Is this Monday?
are you kidding me? no more?
I skip all cold entries?
thank you dear, i love you
No more tylenol
I don't remember doing this job weekend
But it seems to me yes
Bad news. no hot water / what? I have to shower
I'll either book your Bunun That's all good
Yes, look at me
All showers and clothes and look sexy
I like that
Do you suck father's drugs?
just look at your cartoon and there's a beautiful day with your mom okay
Eat cakes like parents here dear
father? / Yes sir
Will you work late again tonight ?
unfortunately can I help you?
I will partner soon, and I will need a new building design
so if you have a good idea, draw it for me okay / rock and roll
I get paper / I get crayons You stop talking and fix the got.
you're in that now, yeah
Traffic no more congestion
Wait
This is her mother
Yeah that's him I'm talking about, baby
You see a little pale here so I fix it See you now. you're yellow in there
Captain
Don't be angry hulk. You don't like it when it's angry Oh that's barney I love you, you love me That's a giant
okay let's let you search
That's him
try to see beautiful julie iglesias
Looks good, newman / really? Thank you Judy
done? / am I done? I believe I'm done
Miar see. see / very impressive
yes the river in the loby is actually pretty good
When did you find time for that?
I think I can do it all sir / you can do it all
All of them are sexual harassment speeches Now there are victims of sexual harassment
Blue, white, male woman
even office prostitutes
I didn't mention names...
... Stacy.
here it is. peleehan sexual can come in different forms
You see this is clearly big, can insult others Let me try giving you live real from the example because I did it
Like the day I was born, you want to promote, break the liquid
I'm technically in sexual harassment
Right in sexual abuse if you ask me
now, there is also homosexual abuse Right now when one person comes to another...
And say something / this will be good
Processed
I don't know about you America But there are many who don't doubt
best lchiro of all time
Yes, he is amazing You have to admit, you can count on matsui
Oh, Matsui.
Okay, if you like Ichiro and Matsui a lot, let them order both
I'll eat everything
excuse me for a moment / clear, Mr. Watsuhita
until later
lchoro and matsui basebal players. You insulted the hero of his country I'll go to the bathroom for I'll be there
There are stupid people bored They made me want to cut my penis
Is that a hotel design? I'll try to tear
Egg heads see bad documents in Asian culture
Who needs a stupid river in the lobby
Let's build more space and large profits Eat as fast as you can
Then we go out of here...
And shoot Jell o America the greatest cultural award
T.G.l. Friday
Okay, michael, save us / I'm all love Before we order, I see our proposal. do you know what?
After I know a little, I realize this is not what you are Instead, let it throw out, okay? starting from scratches
River in the lobby, what's moving
Just keep the plan easy, forget about all, increase income That's what it's all about, profit
Help me, give your account and your trust
This is what is stuck in this garbage Go to Friday TGl
do a few shots of jell o until this guy throws up
fuck yeah
That's what I'm talking about
Yes
King returns hello
How can you be stupid to sleep when do you know I got a prize?
Are you? / What is this?
What is this? well you bring it down, we will find
I'm coming
It's a shame to get your little one down Come on, too Let's get them Unusually impossible / Yes
That must be spent a million dollars / that changes now
You deserve the best...
And that's what you will let know from now okay?
All of this?
See who is here. Will you ride this bike?
Yes / let's take them outside
Let them see what you have
This is the coolest bike in the whole city
Kevin O'Doyle's will destroy himself
Don't think I forgot my beautiful wife / Oh my God
It's not a bicycle or cowboy hat, but you will like this, I hope
Oh micheal, it's beautiful I hear you're talking to my mother
I like that / you look good dear
I got myself a cigarette celebration too / Why not?
What do we celebrate?
What do we celebrate? we are healthy, we will have a great family
I'm Ammer's newest partner Oh god you're kidding dear congratulations
I know that I know you are afraid of me likes it I like you
I am the account account That's amazing. I know it will be a great day I heard our song on the radio / We have a song?
dear. the song that plays during kisses is our first
let's joke right?
I know our song. our song of course I know our song. our song is
what is the song?
I remember this place
And God
strange walverine cousin
but look at you, wow that's in the league right?
oh yes the message
smoothly buddy
Oh look at him
what will happen? You got the answer to that?
okay close the agreement friend
all he thinks about is this, I'm not going to kiss that beard Definitely not, it will hurt me Wait a minute
Yes newman, get it
Yes
Donna!
Donna oh God
I'm very passionate now
oh god I don't. get out of here
'' Linger '' by The Cranberries plays when our first kiss
and my God, you look really pretty in a pink sweater that you wear
Honey do you remember what I used?
Of course I remember what Jenine used
He's afraid of me I love you I love you too dear Hi, Mr. Newman
here michael
Hey, my new star. congratulations on sitting, big guy
Good
I'm a little tired Families stay up for celebrations night
You really got KO in the park yesterday night, right?
Hey you're great too all of you will describe the construction the plan
If you make an fund waiver
I'm looking for my new partner
I think I'm already your partner Whoa, cowboy.
I told you the land from the Watsuhita account, you will be promoted
I didn't mean to be right in this second / But I told my wife sir
I spend my money no
To do this this document will need me a month then you better start
Wow I can only get a big headache Did I get a train or something? / I don't see anything
I forgot to tell you. I with your friend Janie this weekend
I hope he does your brother now, you big head
No you got more
Yes
And soon you will come back work...
soon you will partner
I feel bad / you?
Do you put it in my lunch ?
I'm not leaving now sir Stacy!
You consider the consequences
What did you think about you did?
Yes. What do you say, I won't do it?
That's your wife. what are you doing with your remote decision, michael
I know, so, let's talk about the couple months here
I passed it fast, what I will miss?
30 arguments and haircut?
remember leperkun?
in cereal ads
they are delicious miraculously, are they men?
He always chases the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow But when he gets there and the end of the day...
It's only corn flakes -Michael. -Yes
You don't understand mataphora? / I won't do it again okay Daddy? / Yes
we have several designs for your / lt's not a good time bro maybe they will help you finish faster
good. do you want me to see that? let's I see
the window is too high, the hallway is too narrow.
unreasonable
What is this room made of? / Pizza
well that's stupid. Next what are you made of?
pickles / oh don't be sappy
Michael, are you crazy? he's only 7 years old
if he wants to make pizza, then why not?
maybe he can grow up sometime and out of the island of fantasy
Hey pizza kids live not about creative
That's about licking playing safe. Make a lot of money from your boss in the hope of sound the day he will give you. Okay?
Yes sir
Ammer isn't a partner with you?
Oh dear I'm sorry
But we will go through this okay? I promise
That is what we did for it to go through that When will it end?
Is it pretty sweet?
2 queens in bed, full kitchen, steam shower
And sourund sound
satellite tv why do you always try to hurt me? one day I will hurt you back
Michael Newman, I don't know you smoking
and now it's time
Not really, this is not mine I took Kevin's hand, yes he smoked
No I'm not
I think I smell marijuana in that
Kevin O'Doyle, come here now
I hate you
Are you blind? come on I won't ask you again
friend
come here for you we have no choice
It's not fair I won't return my bicycle / We have to love
But my father gave them to us because he loved you unfortunately, there is mixed in father's work
we need to bring the bicycle back from now
but I have already told Kevin Odolye to get a new bike
Well we can paint old bikes for it looks new
That's a girl's bicycle. all children will laugh at me No
I want to keep my bike
I can't leave this anymore
Faster on my promotion So this is for Michael Newman the greatest colleague I've ever dreamed of
Listen
Thank you. my family thank you
I will do the best I can and I will not let you be disappointed I promise Yes
Congratulations, Mr. Newman / this is great Thank you How does it feel killer?
Feel great sir / Good you got it. I tell you
why is that because of the Watsuhita project
To help me take now I spend time with my girl
hey
Are you kidding me? Are you dating a month from now?
it's big enough for this
no, first month is easy
That's one year part
Weekends that aren't comfortable with my sister's in cabo...
Whether it's the potential speed But it's good to learn how to help us to do it, honey?
How do you do it for Donna?
Dr. bergman. What do you mean?
Oh you know that, honey? it's not our business Let's let Michael get the glory. toast
Partners
for that bastard a year promote me?
What else did I miss?
shit / I need something, Mr. Newman?
do you know? Christian, your assistant What happens to Alice?
he moves the accountant. can't handle your hours
And he chose to be called alan now. remember?
No
No, and who are you from?
and I feel that Michael is making progress to connect with me together once
I don't want to. I'm a pilot I'm on autopilot. more like autozombie
That's good Donna
Good, donna? / Michael, calm down Who is the big mouth? why don't you and I just talk?
why? because this doesn't talk to you. You never go home to talk
and where are you, sitting looking at the room
What do you want from me?
This is what will happen. he'll answer the phone What happened? I don't touch remote
Good, will you start seeing TV on dinner?
Oh, can we?
Samantha. my little angel see you
see how long your hair can get
When did you grow up? ben, never mind
don't worry. I won't work night
Watch dragon stories together. what are you going to say?
Dragon story for babies, my father will watch CSl
Yes, CSl
That's the episode they found girl's arm
What happened? I missed the whole dragon story era?
hey hello
What do you do? come here, give it I'm twinkie
back, you scared the gremlin he found your twinkie
Whose beans? where is sundance?
Don't mention sundance. the child only stops crying
about what? Why? What happened?
Is he dead?
Oh no
stupid and soft fur
Dad's been holding it for a long time / he's the best dog
He finally let himself feel it one night when the duck head...
I tried it on my arm and I didn't let him...
And I'm sorry and I'm sorry It's stupid / that's fine
what did i do?
I love you. do you still love me?
oh michael
That's late...
I'm really confused I won't replace it okay? I'll be a better man I promise Don't leave, I'll stop working, okay
I'll be with you only with me oh God, it's not for ducks, let sundance
it's still, but as for me lust
yes let's kiss and make love
No
That's not my fault It jumps on its own. I didn't even press the button Unable
Yes?
Are you afraid of what is under love there?
That's fine there's a mouse I killed it
It's dead but it's ravaging the table first
how can you come here? I have a feeling you want to see me I'm scared. this thing broke
That's only going forward alone now it's not broken, it's a feature
That is to use memory to do your choice
Is that a reminder? / What do you mean?
It's a smart tool like tivo
You can call me mevo
I was quick through sex, I didn't want to miss it forever
I like sex that feels good
I'm right if I'm wrong, but you're fast from all your years That's a lot of sex
Put it together and make it like 30 is valuable to you So what, everything I endure
Will it do it alone now? / quite a lot
No more traffic
No more fighting. no more hurts
this is bad, this is bad
You took it back, I released my service
I stopped, thank you for everything. good, but me
Yes
You are not...
Don't be evil nice hat
no
Get away from me. leave me alone
this? or are you just happy?
Yes? I'll make my clothes off, then
I won't do it if I are you
there is only one place left for that
No I don't want it. ayo bung
I tell you this item can't be returned Let's take / until we meet again
Don't do it. let's morty. How did it stop?
Dear morning Do you want to shower first?
Yes no I can't shower because I'm going fast
And if I'm forward you know how I'm going to
How is this? I'll be rough this day, like the old west, okay?
Donna I want to tell you what happened now is very bad...
But that might show an argument. We can't fight because I'm going to go
So just know there is a problem
I tried to get rid of the problem, it almost ended in my butt
I'm going to work and guess what
Will you work in your bathroom?
dear. we can't fight okay? No more fights
You're right I'm wrong. every time you want to kiss?
I will accept a kiss / I can't if I give you a kiss...
That might show something, then 3 minutes passed
You lean there is disappointment, I'm smiling I want to be with you every time from my life , that's why I have to go now hopefully there is a good day
Once again, Michael left Donna in a confused and unsatisfied bed Shut up, james earl jones
no, you're silent, big mouth michael
Mr. ammer here
You're the first day as a colleague, are you working there again?
right?
John, I just feel we have to stop spending our energy...
At the company and worry about who who can be better
Armani, Calvin Klein, who cares?
let concentration on the real problem. at work
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard
but damn, you're right
Life changes, I feel good Yes, continue to use
sexual abuse
Talk of life changes
There is something actually someone, I will talk to you Janie everything is okay
Michael, Janie and I decided to stop chasing mice slow down, move to moroco
moroco? / Moroco
OK
eric will assume my days are responsible And I will like you to take the work
But eric lamensoff in the head of the division
I made your partner one day / So?
Every time you work back into gold
You know I won't be surprised If one day you end up being CEO
Hey, I would like that to happen, but. ...
No, I don't want a promotion No
Michael you have a telephone call
Michael Newman.
Said to a big man 10 years ago you told me you wanted to be a CEO
good news. Eric Lamensoff killed self
So it's better to stop with fast food, but commissioner
Or you will end up killing yourself too Open virtual blindness
10 years? how much can it be can?
oh god I'm a fat guy
Look at me
What is this? this is the title
I got a good point
What is that?
Oh God no
Just take me home This is 1010 wins the news. 5th February 201 7
Britney Spears is the 23rd baby today
Kevin federline says he wants work
also Michael Jackson, the first person who cloned himself
now demands himself for harassment himself
Donna!
can I help you?
hey dad / Hey
Is that you Ben?
See how much you get
Look who's talking, captain
It's good for you Maybe if you can take me like you said...
People won't think of Rosie o donnel
let me love you
Bring it back / you're very cruel
can you stop screaming? it's very embarrassing
That's my daughter? / I'm going to Derek
are you samantha? when did you get ass?
same when you do daddy. Can I go now?
Who is this crane?
My girlfriend, sexy kid at school
He will be sexy when I burn his house
You're up, put a normal shirt
Why are you so mean to me? / Get them now
And lap all make up / Okay
what does the peanut die too?
This is what the duck did Donna. Donna.
Damn
See how great you are. I am very scared
Hey dear
What happened?
Donna and I will get hot chocolate Do you want to bring it to you? / Have you cheated?
with Jhonny Gstring there?
Come on. I guess we passed that
we didn't skip this fight. no you're not really a big problem
Hey you don't mess with people's wives
michael stop
That's your decision to move, so stays anyway release me you keep him?
go i hate you
we can't fight please / I hate you
oh bung
Do you hate me?
No
10 years, you don't finish?
why did you do this to me?
You did this to yourself michael
No, I don't want to spend it all at that time I don't want to lose Donna
The remote is with your behavior Every time you have a conflict between work and home, work wins
it's not true / lying to your wife
Lying to yourself, but you can't lie to the remote
the remote is proof of lies, you can't change what has happened
But you're still a young man
Young, fat man. you can win donna back
So that's what I'm going to do
continue
I saw what you did to the duck. Very good. good job
You will feel that in a moment OK, please, please just read my message
hate you. i hate you
Michael did you wake up?
Michael dear you wake up?
Donna
where did all my fat go?
Is that just a dream? bad, a dream that is bad
What's that, michael? you have a dream bad?
Does a crazy dog push me?
oh shaggy is this magic dog?
yes if he doesn't KO you
You can't have a CAT scan in find cancer before it spreads I have cancer?
no I have cancer
You are the only person who can get fat during chemo
it's probably because of your heart attack
Heart attack?
I think they forced you to use morphine
Okay, fast food Since your wound is not fully healthy When did I actually have a headache?
When was that? like 6 years ago?
6 years ago it didn't go through all my pain
I will ask them to cut back
Donna won't
What is this?
That's good for all three of you
one stomach must be taken care of again
Oh it looks like a tongue...
Lick
look, I have to go. bill wait for me below
So I will be possible / Bill?
Are you still in tedo?
Whatever happens forever dear?
Forever
look, michael, I'm trying to have a relationship with you...
for children
I really can't be friends but I can't do it if you
will stop at that?
I will do whatever I want with this
Are you done?
look, my husband bil
please learn to accept that. I have to go away Husband? donna?
no donna
welcome to newman architecture building a better world for us
Arstiket from 2018
All your dreams come true, stupid?
Daddy how are you feeling?
Benjamin see that. What are you looking at?
your face. your thin face. You shave now, huh?
your entire butt is gone. What happened? good for you right, my ass. why don't we talk about it in my office
My old office
Architect. how did this happen?
mom says you're still a little. / no I feel perfect heavy. how do you do that? care of parents like me?
want to fight? you have to see this
No. only work with bill 5 times a week. same always
That's it. big lips
Is that your girl?
Not that your daughter is Samantha Of course that
And you better take care of him And make no one touch him besides you
I'm ready for the meeting Okay of course I will take you
I will spend more time together. all of us Eat your ice cream. how is that?
I know your mother didn't come...
But you're samantha, grandparents
Is that good?
I know something funny with you this day
Daddy please sit down let me get you water okay?
What do we sit for?
This is what he drinks / Good. drink some water
I have my water what happened?
Grandfather is dead, father
He died when he returned now No
don't hold it back
Where am I?
are you crying?
What happened?
It's okay. you know he's just old. is alive
Damn / you are born again and you live and you die man I have to go
Hey hang on Susie push me to the following meeting
no, doing your meeting is fine I'm just dizzy
What are you crying about? / I'm dizzy from surgery You will make me cry, your father you will not go away You look good That's fine. bye
Come on
It won't take you there Where do I take me?
when he died. you're not there
Of course I'm not there
Can you take me the last time I see him please?
Hey dad sorry to disturb you
Do you mind seeing my shopping in the mall design again?
This is cheaper
But if you check this
You will see a lot of natural flowing Which is cheaper. like I said now just let me do it my email
Yes you're right, father He isn't right. you see that
Surprise
Hey snicker
Oh God
When are you very handsome?
So Michael, I have a good idea
Your mom is playing cansta with her friend tonight
I think it's really a good chance
You and me have to go and have a night
can't / What do you mean you can't?
You have to eat sometimes
We can go, you can be in a beautiful girl I'm for that / see? he is under
I don't know what that means but he's down
hey please / don't give me that finger
I will make you an agreement If you come, I'll show you the trick coin Will you see that in men? I will give you a secret Not father How do you want me to know?
I know how you do tricks stupid, you always know
Can you let me do it my work?
You always know
You're sad OK
I'm sorry I love you son
See you later, grandpa, I love you Daddy
snicker
Grandpa
I love you son
I love you too father I will miss you
You know that
Goodbye
I'm sorry about your father Bringing him is not something I want to do What do you mean to bring him?
I'm Angel of Michael
Angels?
I think angels should protect people
I'm the angel of death Your father, it's time
You're a bastard Okay, leave me alone you have your pleasure, take me a good place
and now it's all time for newman to say several words
yes michael
Get them, michael
Wedding cake
Okay, where is the groom? Show your face
Hi daddy Ben I didn't escape my daughter's marriage Wow that's amazing, friend, who's the lucky girl?
Very funny, newman
Aunt Peggy, is that you?
God you're old I'm not just playing. you know that
mother
Ben's wife
Welcome to family Thank you
Congratulations. let there be the best night, okay?
Look at you, you're amazing Michael, you don't kiss me like since you were a child
You're the best mom, you know I know that, right?
Oh dear it's so sweet You know, michael, your father will love here
I know ma'am
Okay I'm just glad you're here me too, it's beautiful
Beautiful look at him
My favorite dona
You just let him go But don't let me destroy your night I'll talk to you later Christina.
micheal, you have taken good care of this all...
And children's honeymoon
clear / thank you very much
Of course Ben's wife looks like a good child I think she's beautiful You remember this from the Cranberies Lost song, yeah?
bill since it's our child's marriage
mind if I dance with my ex husband?
No / thank you
Get him back at midnight, good
You got the bill
Why is he taking a bath?
Good friend
does it still smell good?
After all these years
Are you happy?
Of course I'm happy, our child is new married
Not about that. Are you happy where does our life end?
Ended. it doesn't end That's my dona / That's right
Is that Samantha?
Hey, what are you doing? put the sweater. protect him why is it with you?
Just kidding, me
it's not only usual to see him grow like this
Okay, well that's how you told me then, it looks beautiful thanks
Let's get some cakes
I'm going to be there, daddy, come on
Daddy?
Michael are you ok?
Is there a doctor? we need a doctor
Michael!
Father / father
It's only corn flakes one dance,
why did you make me waste all my life?
You passed your life fast...
Long before you met me
You live with your choice, great opportunity I don't want a CPU That's all
It seems that
hey how are you next feeling?
I feel better now than you guys are here
samantha here like 36 hours
he says he won't go from RS until you wake up
Why did you do that? / Because of you my father
I guess your father's bill I have 2 fathers
one of them tells me to live to 200. remember?
You both need sleep
And I have to catch a plane
big ben must go honeymoon
Actually I canceled my honeymoon So I have to go to do damage control Julie and I can go to Italy anytime / No
That's no big deal
it's not fair for your wife / father
He keeps the business more important
I'm sorry you will leave. he needs to rest
Good father bye Bye, father
keep him away from me Whoa, whoa!
Hey buddy you went far out of here
I have to see my child You won't go anywhere. now back to sleep
Isn't that Colin farrell? / Where
Michael.
That machine keeps you alive I have to talk to my child Michael stops / No
Michael, it doesn't have to end now
Ben
Ben!
Daddy?
Daddy, what are you going to do?
Are you okay?
Oh god please
Father / Help
Ben
Family
What?
Family first
Honeymoon
Honeymoon I love you Samantha. Samantha.
I'm not making 200, but I love you I love you Bill, Bill, Bill.
I'm sorry Michael.
The note you wrote to him, it's in your pocket
Forever, baby
It's time to go
Where am I? / You are in bed & beyond, sir
I just saw you sleeping
You seem to have a little crazy dream
What?
You don't have to lie in bed, but sometimes I do I go back to the shop?
I'm young again Good I mean you're not young I'm young. you go back to 9
I'm not just love Look at you
Do you want friends? I will be your friend dear
I'll be your friend Oh God
Yes, my car Damn middle class
I love you That's him
What's wrong? what happened / There was no wrong
Everything is amazing, I just want to tell you I love you
I love you very much You have to tell me how to do a coin trick, it makes me crazy Magicians have never revealed their secrets Anyway, if you invite us dinner again
You come tomorrow night and night before that. whenever you want Stop me there will be an attack beating / No I have an heart attack
Thank you very much for giving birth me, I know it hurts okay
You don't know. but dear please stay in the pipe
I don't promise you that Okay I'm going up
How do you think?
If you order me first
Okay let's go back to sleep
Mom wakes up. there is a crazy sound below
What happened?
Hey do you mind? I tried to concentration
This is me, staying awake all night long Try to come up with an activity for the 4th of July camp trip
But you won't let me think
Do you want time to think? why don't you think about your fact only two
What did you say?
Yes you hear me. if you keep that weird attitude
I won't be able to work a year and there are 10 vacation plans
Will it be for you? Did you eat a bad yodel?
Give it big lips
What happened down here? ben
Come here oh God
I miss you, see you kid
I'll finish the tree house. we will sleep next week
Now we will practice and I don't use Speedo Good
And you're a good leap. I love you One day you will be a living sexy girl
But you will still have brains So tomorrow I will teach you calculus Do you know calculus?
I know you will call me on that. Your mother will teach you
Now take a break, because tomorrow we will camp
I know it will be the best
use a sweater don't let go okay
oh sundance
The year of the dog passes very quickly, so it's time to enjoy things real
Yes, get some darling
What are you doing?
Don't go to sundance, not duck They told me that the animal shop was female they lie to me, I think
Do you live under tonight? /Why? is that what made you leave?
It's like July 4th, I will celebrate with my wife
Relax, pity him, make sure he's full of satisfaction
But you know, it's not July 4th, that's just one second It's better to be happy on July 2, dear
Do you think I like this vacation / Yes?
I'll change to my my pocahontas costume
See you later above / I'll bring duck
Okay I'll call my dad and tell to prepare the old tent today
Like I said good men need fractions I know you will do the good thing this time
Love, morty
Additional
Your wife will shake your body when still makes me crazy Okay, Morty.
Hey who wants to have a pillow fight?