1 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,374 Good evening. Spice 6 2 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:12,624 l'm sorry, but we're completely booked this evening. 3 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:15,749 l'm not even expecting any cancellations this evening... 4 00:01:16,375 --> 00:01:17,415 to be honest. 5 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:19,415 You're welcome. 6 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,207 One Dal Tadka. - Bhendi Masala. 7 00:01:28,791 --> 00:01:31,374 Not this spice, get that other one. 8 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:33,999 Hurry! 9 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:37,124 Put less. - All right. 10 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,790 Zafarani Pulao. 11 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:45,457 Chicken Curry. Chicken Prawn. 12 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:47,415 Veg Kolhapuri. - Paneer Kofta. 13 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,582 Dal Tadka. 14 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:51,165 Garam masala. Hurry. 15 00:01:55,875 --> 00:02:00,040 First oil. Then asafoetida. 16 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,124 And then onion. 17 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,332 The asafoetida's job is to enhance the taste of oil. 18 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:09,415 The oil has to enhance he taste of onion. 19 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,374 The onion has to enhance the taste of food. 20 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:15,665 lf you think onion can do the job of asafoetida... 21 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,749 and asafoetida can do the job of onion... 22 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,332 l think someone else can do yourjob from tomorrow. 23 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:22,415 You should be working somewhere else. 24 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,582 Any problem with your eye sight? 25 00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:42,624 lt's still boiling and you are going to add lime? 26 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,915 lt's okay, sir. - Okay? 27 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,749 This word 'okay' is the world's biggest problem. 28 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:52,124 Okay means, neither good, nor bad. 29 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:54,082 lt is not an okay place. 30 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,290 Over here, the lime is added 30 seconds after it cools. 31 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:59,415 Okay? - Okay... Sorry. Yes, sir. 32 00:02:59,916 --> 00:03:02,415 30 seconds are over. Add now. - Right, sir. 33 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,707 And shut that bloody phone off! - Right, sir. 34 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:12,957 What do you think? Cooking is a profession? 35 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:20,749 Cooking is the world's finest art. 36 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:23,874 More than the paintings in this room. 37 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,540 Because that art only attracts the eye towards it. 38 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:31,165 Only the eyes. But what we make here... 39 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:34,832 attracts the eyes, the nose, the tongue towards it. 40 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:38,457 So we are the finest artists of the world. 41 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,124 What do you think? 42 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:46,290 This became the finest lndian restaurant of London just like that? 43 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:50,874 No! This has been, and always shall be... 44 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:53,582 London's finest lndian restaurant. 45 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:56,582 lf you are not proud about his fact... 46 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:59,707 and you so like to compromise on your art... 47 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:01,790 go and work somewhere else. 48 00:04:01,916 --> 00:04:04,915 There are many fraud lndian restaurants in London... 49 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:09,207 who fool the naive English who love lndian cuisine... 50 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:13,374 by sticking posters of elephants and the Taj Mahal. 51 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,415 Go and work for them. 52 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:19,082 This is, and l repeat, at a risk of sounding vain... 53 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:22,207 London's finest lndian restaurant. 54 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,707 Not some fraud shit. 55 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:46,165 Sir, this is Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao. 56 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:50,874 Oh Jesus! Thank you for informing me. 57 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:57,624 But why is this Zafarani Pulao coming in, not going out? 58 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:03,165 She sent it back. - Why? 59 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:09,332 She says this Zafarani Pulao is sweet. 60 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:10,665 Sweet? 61 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:17,082 She says the real Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao is not sweet. 62 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:23,165 She says we are some fraud lndian restaurant. 63 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:33,290 Excuse me. Did you order this thing? 64 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:37,624 l did. - May l know what the problem is? 65 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:41,374 First time in London? 66 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:42,957 From lndia? 67 00:05:44,416 --> 00:05:47,124 Aren't you getting the flavor of our country in this? 68 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:54,290 How is Zafarani Pulao made in your home in lndia? 69 00:05:56,500 --> 00:06:00,540 lf you don't get the flavor of our country in this Pulao... 70 00:06:00,666 --> 00:06:02,999 tell us how we should make this Pulao. 71 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:10,957 ln the history of this restaurant... 72 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,165 this pulao has only come out of the kitchen. 73 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:15,249 Has never gone back inside. 74 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,832 So we think our Pulao is the best. 75 00:06:19,416 --> 00:06:21,374 Maybe we are mistaken. 76 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:27,749 Or maybe you have only eaten blunders of the Zafarani Pulao. 77 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:31,790 Whatever it is, we would like to you... 78 00:06:31,916 --> 00:06:33,999 how this Pulao should be made according to you. 79 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:38,040 And if you have never stepped into the kitchen of your house... 80 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,749 then go out, call up your mother in lndia... 81 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:46,499 and ask her how the real Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao is made. 82 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,582 What?! 83 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:53,665 We are waiting... to learn. 84 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,374 Get up, let's go. 85 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:04,707 What does he think of himself? 86 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,207 Air fares have reduced... 87 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,915 so they just arrive in hordes. Bloody tourists. 88 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:11,207 Any problem? 89 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,457 No.. no, not at all. Enjoy your meal. 90 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:44,707 Arthritis? - No, AlDS. 91 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,915 lf the prescription is of Arthritis, what else will it be? 92 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:50,957 You have Arthritis? lt doesn't seem so. 93 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:54,707 This is my mother's prescription, this is my prescription... 94 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:58,374 for BP. Seeing me, does it seem l have blood pressure? 95 00:07:58,458 --> 00:07:59,915 Come on, hurry up. 96 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,624 Did you go to the gym today? 97 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,749 Gym.. gym! 98 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,915 Don't listen. 99 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:41,582 When you turn 75, you won't even be able to breathe well. 100 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,624 You will walk two steps, and pant for four. 101 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:47,749 Have you eaten? - You are fine by God's grace now. 102 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:50,332 Go to the gym, run. 103 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:52,540 Or tomorrow, if you carry even a kilo... 104 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:55,540 people will carry you on a stretcher to the hospital. 105 00:08:55,666 --> 00:08:58,249 Enough. Your medicines. 106 00:08:58,791 --> 00:09:01,790 Think about yourself. What do l stay fit for? 107 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,915 What do l remain healthy for? - You have a lot to do yet. 108 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,707 You have to make me eat rubber like Rotis. 109 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:18,040 You have to serve me watery lentils like they do in Tiharjail. 110 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:27,832 And also serve me bitter gourd that even more bitter than your tongue. 111 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:28,999 You have a lot to do yet. 112 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:33,582 He won't eat in his restaurant. He will eat at home. 113 00:09:33,666 --> 00:09:36,290 Yet he will complain. - Take your medicines... 114 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:41,499 so that your illness does not snatch your tasty food from me. 115 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,707 Dal Makhani. - Methi Mutter ready. 116 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:49,290 One Kheema Sale Murg Pila. 117 00:09:51,916 --> 00:09:55,540 What is this? - Kheema Sale Murg Pila. 118 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,665 And what is that? 119 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:04,832 lt's a stuffed chicken rice dish... 120 00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:06,999 You mean, Kheema Bare Salen Murg ka Pulao. 121 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:11,165 Sale Pulao. 122 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:12,749 Sale Pulao? 123 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:16,915 What is this? What the hell is this? 124 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,915 lt's difficult for him. He's an Englishman. 125 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:22,124 So what do l do? Worship him? 126 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:25,749 Whether he is English, African, Chinese, whoever. 127 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,874 l don't care. 128 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,415 This is an lndian restaurant. 129 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,999 Whoever works here, the least he can do is... 130 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,582 get the names of the dishes right. 131 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:38,790 ldiot! He calls our Pulao Sale. 132 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,915 Until he doesn't learn to say the names of the dishes correctly... 133 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,499 he won't go out to take the order, get that? 134 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,624 Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao 135 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,082 Dehradun's Basmati rice. 136 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,707 Mutton, cooked for 18 and one fourth minutes. 137 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,374 5/6 gms garlic, ginger. 138 00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:23,040 Two spoons pure ghee. A little sour curd. 139 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,707 Milk, 10 spoons. 140 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:33,457 Two spoons red chilly, masala, lots of saffron. 141 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:38,165 And, not a grain of sugar. 142 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:43,374 This is the finest Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao... 143 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,332 in the world. - Sir... 144 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:50,665 Only a dead tongue can reject our Zafarani Pulao. 145 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:55,332 We have not made it. lt has been cooked and sent to us. 146 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:57,415 For you. 147 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,082 Less sugar... 148 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:06,290 A little less... 149 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,915 in you 150 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:32,332 Slowly, we get distanced 151 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,165 l am sure it will turn out well. 152 00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:47,415 How did the Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao turn sweet that day? 153 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:53,665 Sweet... l don't how... - Who made that pulao that day? 154 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,749 l don't know, boss. 155 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:30,124 What is this? - This is sugar, and this is salt. 156 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:36,915 How do you come to know which is sugar and which is salt? 157 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,540 l come to know, sir. lt's my routine job. 158 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:50,457 Who is she? - She's my wife. 159 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,040 She lives in lndia. 160 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:57,749 How many years since you met her? - Two years. 161 00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,332 You must be missing her a lot then. 162 00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:05,540 What do you do when you miss her? 163 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,707 Nothing... l see her photo. 164 00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:15,957 Okay, do one thing. Looking at her photo, put salt in the food. 165 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,082 What? 166 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,165 Looking at her photo, put salt in the food. 167 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:22,749 Yes. 168 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,540 Over there... looking at the photo. 169 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:52,415 Nowadays, salt is turning sweet. 170 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,540 Sir, l know, this is not salt... sugar... 171 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,624 When do you want to go back to lndia with your wife's photo? 172 00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,707 Sir... sir... 173 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,332 Sir. 174 00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:04,290 The flight to lndia is at 10am tomorrow. 175 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:05,957 Please sir... - l'm sorry. 176 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,999 Sorry... how does one say sorry? 177 00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:22,124 l'm sorry. 178 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:28,874 l'm really sorry. l'm.. it happens. lt happened. 179 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,082 Sorry... l'm very sorry. 180 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:36,707 l'm sorry. 181 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:45,040 l made a mistake, l'm sorry. l'm very very very sorry. 182 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,249 l'm sorry. l'm... 183 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,207 We went to one more cancer specialist today. 184 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:07,957 What did he say? - The same thing. 185 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,999 Continue with chemotherapy. 186 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:24,082 Hi Sexy. - Why the apology? 187 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:28,790 l... - Practicing to tell me? 188 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:33,457 Why you? - You don't meet me nowadays. 189 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,124 Why, lost interest? - Rubbish! 190 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:42,832 You go to bed at 7. Come, let's have a drink. 191 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,540 You have ginger ale? 192 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,790 So, tell me, how's life? 193 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,957 l have tension. - Why? 194 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:06,290 Papa doesn't let me watch adult films. 195 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,415 He says l can watch them when l grow up. 196 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,040 So what's the problem in that? - You won't understand. 197 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,124 Before becoming an adult, l will... 198 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,707 Then how will l watch adult films? 199 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:24,499 That's all? l'll get you an adult film DVD. 200 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:28,165 We'll watch them here. - You watch them? 201 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:32,749 All the adult films? - He watches cartoons. 202 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,415 Hi! - Hi! 203 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:38,582 Did you go to the gym today? - She's the biggest cartoon. 204 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,665 l watch it every day. Live. 205 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:45,874 l'm sure she's having an affair with the gym owner. 206 00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,874 She's making his business flourish. 207 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,082 She keeps pestering me to go to the gym. 208 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:55,249 What a mother! To see her son sweat, she's ready to pay money. 209 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,332 You go to the gym. 210 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,499 l'm sexy. What do you think? - Okay... okay. 211 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,665 But, what is that 'sorry' story? 212 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,624 Sorry, no story. 213 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:13,999 Kheema bare sale... sale... 214 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,124 Sammy, boss is out. 215 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:25,457 The boss is out. l'll meet Maya and come. 216 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:30,124 Colgate. - Don't call me Colgate. 217 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:36,374 There's someone between you and Maya. - Who? 218 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,457 Your teeth. - Bloody idiot! 219 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:53,582 'l'm sorry... l'm sorry.. l'm...' 220 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,957 London rains cannot be trusted. They come down any time. 221 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,957 That's why l always carry an umbrella. 222 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,207 You are going inside? 223 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:16,999 So will l have to send you an invitation to come under the umbrella? 224 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,540 But you are going that way. 225 00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:23,165 Yes, but l didn't like the face of that lamp post... 226 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,832 so l'm going this way. 227 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,040 Thank you. 228 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:41,499 'How do l say sorry?... Sorry... How do l say it?' 229 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,582 Did you say something? 230 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,207 Have you come to London for the first time? 231 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,749 There are many good places to see here. 232 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:56,082 Westminster's Abbey, falls, museums, theaters. 233 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,249 Then why did you waste your precious time in making Zafarani Pulao? 234 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,332 Your ego got hurt? - Excuse me? 235 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:09,499 Your ego? - Ego? Me? 236 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,790 Ego... ego... 237 00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:18,874 lf l had any ego... 238 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,665 why would l invite you for a coffee to my restaurant? 239 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:32,540 Hey look, Zafarani Pulao with boss. 240 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:33,665 Table five. 241 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:37,207 ls boss back? - He's looking for you. Go quickly! 242 00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:46,082 We are so lucky, aren't we? We are going to hear... 243 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,207 what no one has ever heard in this restaurant. 244 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:54,415 What? - An apology from boss. 245 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:59,082 'Apologise... apologise!' 246 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,624 Nowadays, many people from lndia are coming to London. 247 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:06,374 The air fares have come down. Tourist are bound to come. 248 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:08,999 Thank you. 249 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,165 Thank you means leave. 250 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,374 Sugar ruins the taste of coffee. 251 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:25,124 l like sugar. - So don't you like coffee? 252 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,290 Sugar only ruins the taste of Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao... 253 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:30,874 not of coffee. 254 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,040 'Say sorry... say sorry!' 255 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:39,707 Which hotel are you staying in? - Not hotel, in Shalini's house. 256 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:43,374 Shalini, the one who brought me to your restaurant that day. 257 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:48,040 That sweet evening when your Zafarani Pulao... 258 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,624 Oh, so you are staying close by. 259 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:55,332 That is why you wander around my restaurant every day. 260 00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:01,999 There is one more reason. l like to get myself insulted. 261 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,665 'Say l'm sorry' 262 00:22:55,041 --> 00:23:00,124 Sorry... sorry. 263 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,332 However you say it, it doesn't take longer than five seconds to say sorry. 264 00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:08,040 By the way, where are you from? - Delhi. 265 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:12,207 Even your parents live in Delhi? - Only papa, mom is no more. 266 00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:21,582 Now l understand. - What? 267 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:25,249 Why you have come to London. - Why? 268 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,749 To forget your sorrow. The weather in here is good. 269 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:28,874 What sorrow? 270 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:34,624 When you lose your mother, you feel sad. 271 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,249 lt's 23 years since l lost my mother. 272 00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:43,874 Then what sorrow do you have? 273 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:48,165 What sorrow? 274 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:52,665 l'm sorry, it's your personal life. l... 275 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:58,582 That's true. But why do you feel there is some sorrow in my personal life? 276 00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:00,665 Seeing your sad face. 277 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:08,540 Where is the sorrow? - Here, look in a bigger spoon. 278 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,207 Saw the sorrow... 279 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,415 in those ready to overflow tear filled eyes? 280 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,457 These are those eyes. 281 00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:24,624 Away from home, they come to a best friend in London... 282 00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:27,749 and roam lost. 283 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:32,415 Any blind man can say there is surely some tragedy in those eyes. 284 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:39,290 Like? - Some personal tragedy. 285 00:24:39,791 --> 00:24:40,832 Like? 286 00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:46,499 No, tell me, what? - Forget it. 287 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:50,124 No, what personal? - lt's all right. 288 00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:52,749 Tell me. - Forget it. 289 00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:57,415 What personal tragedy? - A husband, divorce. 290 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,499 A boyfriend, a broken relationship. 291 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:04,082 l'm sorry, it's your personal life. - That's true. 292 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:11,499 But if a husband, or divorce... thanks God it hasn't happened though. 293 00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:13,582 What? Husband, or divorce? 294 00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:17,374 Why? ls this information not there in my eyes? 295 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:21,915 lt is, but l want you to say it. 296 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:23,999 Thank you. 297 00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:29,207 Even if there has been a personal tragedy, like a broken relationship... 298 00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:31,165 why will l be here? 299 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:35,957 He will be here. The other part of the broken relationship. 300 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:41,707 Ego is not good for women. 301 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:44,832 And it's good for you? 302 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:51,915 lf l had an ego, l wouldn't give you what is an important part of my life. 303 00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:54,707 Here. lt's raining outside. 304 00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:01,999 He gave her his umbrella. What if she doesn't return it? 305 00:26:02,541 --> 00:26:04,624 You have your teeth. 306 00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:08,249 Sell them to the London museum and get a new one for boss. 307 00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:12,957 lt's a good idea. lt often rains in London. 308 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,999 While leaving, if l give my every customer an umbrella... 309 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:22,332 he will have to come to the restaurant atleast once to return it. 310 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,457 Right? 311 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,332 Less sugar... 312 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,040 A little less... 313 00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:31,165 in you 314 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,624 When a man gives his umbrella to someone... 315 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:46,290 assume his world has opened up. 316 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,874 That's the world! 317 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:52,540 My Maya doesn't like protection. 318 00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:55,540 l tried so many. 319 00:26:55,666 --> 00:27:01,374 Dotted, ribbed, flavored, banana, strawberry, chocolate. 320 00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:02,957 She has no taste. 321 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:07,624 You mean, you and Maya, without a protection... 322 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,790 DVD. - Oh! 323 00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:18,040 Tomorrow. Promise. 324 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,124 Where's your umbrella? 325 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:34,707 What a body they have? Can anyone guess they are 5-60 years old? 326 00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,374 They look so young and strong. 327 00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:41,999 l'm sure they go to the gym every day. - Have you eaten? 328 00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:45,124 l have. l cannot wait for so long. 329 00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,749 Good you ate before me. 330 00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:51,790 lf you are alive after eating, that means even l'll live. 331 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,124 Babu, don't worry, we'll think of something. 332 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,249 Yes, we'll think of something. 333 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:01,165 You need brains to think, not teeth. 334 00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:02,332 Think indeed! 335 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:06,499 Look. 336 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:10,124 Less sugar... 337 00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:12,207 A little less... 338 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:15,332 in you 339 00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:17,957 Slowly... 340 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:23,665 Hello. - l've come to return your umbrella. 341 00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:26,165 Don't want to go back? 342 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:33,582 You own this restaurant, don't you? 343 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:38,249 Want to buy it? 344 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:45,040 When someone praises this restaurant, you get the praise, right? 345 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:47,124 Yes. 346 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:53,874 When someone abuses the food here, you should be taking the abuse too. 347 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,082 Then why are you sending Babu home? 348 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,207 You should be going home. 349 00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:04,832 lsn't it? 350 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,040 Hurry up. 351 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,207 Has Babu returned to lndia? 352 00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:17,332 No, boss. 353 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:21,499 Shall l call him back. 354 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:26,165 lf you cannot see lndia being troubled. 355 00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:29,290 Call him back. 356 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,832 Keep him away from sugar. 357 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,040 Cheers! 358 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:37,124 Jason? 359 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:49,082 lt's me, Shalini. Why did Jason leave in such a huff? 360 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:53,249 l told him l love someone else. 361 00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:55,332 Who? 362 00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:58,457 l just said that to make him feel jealous. 363 00:30:00,041 --> 00:30:02,624 Why, Shalini? You didn't do right. 364 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,249 You're absolutely wrong.. - There's nothing wrong, honey. 365 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:07,332 You don't know men. Until you don't give them such shocks... 366 00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:08,874 they don't tow the line. 367 00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:11,374 Every Saturday, it's the same old story. 368 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,582 Have beer with friends, and then watch football. 369 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:16,707 Five minutes of sex, and eight hours of snoring. 370 00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:18,665 Why should l marry such a man... 371 00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:22,415 who has only five minutes for me every week? 372 00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:25,957 Come on, Shalini! Jason is a nice guy. 373 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:29,707 let him feel a little jealous. He'll tow the line. Watch! 374 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,040 Hey! What are you making. 375 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:48,457 How is it? - There's less sugar in it. 376 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:55,749 Use Sugarfree. You'll stay fit with it. 377 00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:58,874 Cooking is not a profession. 378 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,540 Hey, listen. 379 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,665 Did anyone come to return my umbrella... 380 00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:28,582 Your umbrella. 381 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:32,749 Come. 382 00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:16,499 Thank you. 383 00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:23,249 The food was very good. - l know. 384 00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:28,457 How? - l can see the joy on your face. 385 00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:33,040 And you think it is because of your food? 386 00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:38,374 lt could be because of the chair opposite. 387 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:43,582 He ran away? - He's a busy guy. 388 00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:46,582 He cannot sit in one restaurant all day. 389 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,790 Then where does he sit all day? 390 00:32:50,875 --> 00:32:55,040 To know that, l'll have to spend a whole day with Jason. 391 00:32:56,083 --> 00:33:00,749 Jason? - Jason... nice name, na? 392 00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:04,415 He's boyfriend... 393 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:08,582 of Shalini. 394 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:15,874 He was very upset, so l was giving him advice. 395 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:21,582 Rains! 396 00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:26,290 So what advice did you give Jason? 397 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:31,499 Jealous, that only the English are getting my advice? 398 00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:35,124 l don't take advice, l give advice. 399 00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:40,874 And my advice is, don't even think of returning my umbrella. 400 00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:47,624 l have to have a reason for coming here. 401 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,290 There are many reasons in our restaurant's menu. 402 00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:56,499 Every reason cannot be in the menu. 403 00:33:58,041 --> 00:34:00,040 Less sugar... 404 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,749 A little less... 405 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,374 in you 406 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:13,165 When someone repeatedly refuses to take back his umbrella... 407 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:16,790 know that his time to get wet is here. 408 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:23,040 Wow! - Wow. Wow. Wow. 409 00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:56,915 Hi! 410 00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,624 Something fishy! 411 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:05,124 Fish is always fishy. 412 00:35:09,416 --> 00:35:12,415 Hey... happy birthday. 413 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,957 Thank you.. thank you. 414 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:28,665 Happy birthday. - Thank you. 415 00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:34,415 He's too sweet today. 416 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:38,040 We'll have to get his sugar level checked tomorrow. 417 00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,332 DVD. - Oh! 418 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,790 Hey! lt's my birthday today. l should get a gift or you? 419 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,082 Tomorrow. Promise. Mother promise. 420 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:54,624 What's going on in life? - Nothing. 421 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:57,332 Then why did you go to the gym today? 422 00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,999 Today? l was in a mood. - Why? 423 00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,624 To stay fit. - Why did you want to stay fit? 424 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:07,749 Soddenly. - Hey Sexy, quiet! 425 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,290 Why are you keeping it from me? 426 00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:21,874 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64. 427 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:25,457 She's come. - Let's go! She's come. 428 00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:42,124 This way. 429 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:59,290 Oh, it's your birthday. 430 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:03,999 No, we are celebrating the cake's birthday. lt was just born in the oven. 431 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:09,707 Happy birthday, Mr.Cake. 432 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,707 Which birthday is it of the cake? 433 00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:22,832 60... 434 00:37:26,916 --> 00:37:27,957 Shall we go? 435 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:36,290 Not here, we'll go and sit in that corner. 436 00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:37,832 Okay. 437 00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:48,790 Your moustache is lovely. 438 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:55,040 Thank you. You won't eat cake? - l don't eat cake. 439 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,165 Why? 440 00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:59,707 l fear eating so much sugar l may turn sugar. 441 00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:00,832 So funny. 442 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:06,374 You know, there's a very funny show in town. 443 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:09,624 Comedy theater, Picadilly Circus. 444 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:12,207 Fantastic show. You must go there. 445 00:38:15,875 --> 00:38:18,457 Tomorrow evening, 8:30. 446 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,124 Picadilly Circus. Comedy theater. 447 00:38:26,291 --> 00:38:28,374 Very sorry, your umbrella is still with me. 448 00:38:29,416 --> 00:38:31,999 l'll take it in the theater tomorrow evening. 449 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:35,665 Meaning? - At 8:30. 450 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:41,374 Meaning? - Meaning, at 8:30. 451 00:38:41,916 --> 00:38:45,040 Tomorrow evening, Picadilly Circus. 452 00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:49,707 Why don't we go? - You and me, together? 453 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:52,749 Comedy theater, tomorrow night? 454 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:56,499 Night? lt's not night at 8:30 in London. 455 00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,499 lt's nice and bright, you don't have to worry. 456 00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:02,207 ls this the line you use for every girl? 457 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:05,874 What do you mean? - What do you mean? 458 00:39:06,916 --> 00:39:10,540 What? You saw a single girl and thought she's come along? 459 00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:13,040 ls there an 'available' board on my head? 460 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:16,290 Why do you all men think alike? One track mind. 461 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:20,957 Just because l was friendly with you, you ask me out? 462 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:25,540 We'll go together, eat together, we'll sleep together. Disgusting! 463 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,665 You won't be late, will you? 464 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:40,249 There is a dustbin close to the theater. 465 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:44,915 lf l get late, though chance are... less... 466 00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:47,415 throw it in the dustbin, l'll take it from there. 467 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:21,999 Take your umbrella from the dustbin. 468 00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:24,499 You are late. 469 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:29,707 What late? l'm bang on time. lt's 8:30. 470 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:33,874 Even the show started bang on time, at 7:30. 471 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:36,499 Oh. 472 00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:42,749 Doesn't matter. l've seen the show thrice before. 473 00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:46,374 With three different girls? - Oh... oh! 474 00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:50,040 l can smell something burning. 475 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,582 Did you really throw my umbrella into the dustbin? 476 00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:55,749 Are you short sighted, or long sighted? 477 00:40:55,833 --> 00:40:56,874 Why? 478 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:03,040 Oh, this? My eyes are fine, your must be weak. 479 00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:06,165 Designer glasses. Versace. 480 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,874 Bought them especially today to impress me? 481 00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:15,957 lmpress? lmpress you? 482 00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:21,790 Oh God, l forgot! l have to impress you. l have to impress! 483 00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:26,499 lmpress? How do l impress you? lf l had to impress you... 484 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,624 To impress, people buy flowers worth Rs.200... 485 00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:33,582 that wither in two hours. Wonder what they express by giving flowers 486 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:40,040 "Why is the wind, the atmosphere, fragrant?" 487 00:41:46,291 --> 00:41:48,374 l can even give you a necklace worth 2.5 million to impress you... 488 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:51,499 but without a price tag, you will think it is cheap. 489 00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:53,457 And l cannot give it with the price tag. 490 00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:59,832 "Why is the wind, the atmosphere, fragrant?" 491 00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:07,624 "Why does the world seem up side down?" 492 00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:15,457 "Why can't he say what he wants to say?" 493 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:21,165 "What your eyes say, why don't your lips say?" 494 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:35,749 To impress you, l could have taken you to listen to Albert Hall music. 495 00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:38,374 But if you become emotional hearing the music... 496 00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:40,957 people will think l made you cry. 497 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,540 No. 498 00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:52,415 Though, if you want to impress me... 499 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:57,624 just take me to Wimbledon. Anna Karnikova. Oh! What legs. 500 00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:19,499 Thank you. You're trying to impress me. 501 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:31,374 The sunset, candlelight, moonlight concept can be used to impress. 502 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,582 But then, you will neither be able to see my face, nor the food. 503 00:43:33,666 --> 00:43:36,707 Enough! lmpress indeed! Shall l express something? 504 00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:38,790 l'm very hungry. 505 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:41,374 What would you recommend in vegetarian? 506 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:43,874 Mixed vegetable pasta. - Greens? Yuck! 507 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,957 Okay, l like that. - Madam? 508 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:49,707 Anything in chicken. Or fish actually. 509 00:43:49,791 --> 00:43:51,790 Fish pan fried? - l'll have that. 510 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:59,499 You eat greens and... You are vegetarian? 511 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:00,665 Yes. 512 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:02,749 But you cook everything in your restaurant? 513 00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:07,957 lt's a chef's job to know others taste without tasting the food. 514 00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:13,665 But you did taste it once, a mutton Zafarani Pulao. 515 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:17,332 One mistake in life is allowed. 516 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:28,249 Enjoy your meal. - How can you eat this tasteless food? 517 00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:39,707 See the level of water in the river? lt's rising. 518 00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:43,374 What? - Look carefully. lt's rising. 519 00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:49,082 Know why? Because this fish you are going to eat... 520 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:52,624 it's relatives in the water are crying over its death. 521 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:56,790 The fish's mother, father, wife... 522 00:44:56,916 --> 00:45:00,040 his little children, all are crying. 523 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:05,249 The water level is rising because of their tears. 524 00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:11,999 When you cut the pan fried fish with the knife here... 525 00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:13,582 your mouth will water. 526 00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:18,249 But in the water there, his relatives will shed tears of blood. 527 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,957 l don't want to eat this. - Okay, sorry, eat it. 528 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,999 Until it won't go in your stomach, how will it get cremated? 529 00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,249 lt's soul will wander. 530 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:34,915 Do you like soft bones, or hard? 531 00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:40,665 Meaning? - Do you like fish, or chicken? 532 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:42,749 Chicken. 533 00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:46,374 Maybe that's why you were kind to the chicken. 534 00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,082 Leg Kebab! 535 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:03,040 Hello! - l've had dinner. 536 00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:07,207 Then l don't need to have medicine. - Why? 537 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:10,874 l had only one purpose in life, to cook for you. 538 00:46:10,958 --> 00:46:13,374 lf that is lost, what will l live and do? 539 00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:15,540 lf you depart, who will watch TV? 540 00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:20,249 What will happen to those muscle men? 541 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:24,290 Who will watch 'Sex and the City'? All TV channels will shut down. 542 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:27,957 lf you survive, the TV channels will survive. 543 00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:30,665 Have mercy on them, take your medicine. 544 00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:32,207 You can go to hell. 545 00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:35,749 What happened now? - You know Jason, the rogue... 546 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:36,915 he told me he's found someone else. 547 00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:43,665 How can he say that to me? - Why? You can say that, he cannot? 548 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:47,332 l told you Shalini, don't make him jealous. 549 00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:49,915 lf you keep behaving like that, no man will stick to you. 550 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,415 Have you done a Phd in men's psychology? 551 00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:55,665 No, you don't get a Phd for such a small thing. 552 00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:59,832 What do you know? - l know. 553 00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:02,415 What do you know? How do you know men? 554 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,999 l know somebody. - Who? 555 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,749 Somebody. - Who? 556 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:15,957 What? 557 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:20,665 Who? 558 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:23,790 Whose is it? 559 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:27,957 London's most authentic Zafarani Pulao. 560 00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:30,040 What! That psycho? 561 00:47:38,875 --> 00:47:40,457 Come here. 562 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,040 Murg Hara Masala. 563 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,165 Veg Kadhai. 564 00:47:46,708 --> 00:47:49,832 Bhuna Ghosht. 565 00:47:50,875 --> 00:47:53,457 Tomato Palak... 566 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,957 Kheema Bare Salan Murg ka Pulao. 567 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:01,290 Kheema Bare Sale... Sale... 568 00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:04,415 Enough. This is the only think that will not change in the menu. 569 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,540 Menu change? 570 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:08,040 Yes, l want to change the menu from today. 571 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:12,749 l'll tell you what your problem is. You don't experiment anything new. 572 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:15,874 You blindly make what is being made since years. 573 00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:19,915 Try something different. Something new should always happen in life. 574 00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:24,624 But, Kheema Bare Salan Murg ka Pulao will remain on the menu. 575 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,332 lsn't the atmosphere here changing? 576 00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:30,457 The whole world's weather is changing these days. 577 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,957 We will treat some guests in the evening something new... 578 00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:36,707 and take their opinion. Let's do something creative. 579 00:48:36,791 --> 00:48:39,707 Make a relishing chicken dish. 580 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:46,082 And what timer are these special guests coming? 581 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:50,124 Sir, how can anyone show creativity with chicken? 582 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:54,415 Like God showed with your teeth. 583 00:49:18,791 --> 00:49:19,915 Fantastic! 584 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:21,915 Good night. 585 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:27,624 "Lonely, lost... my eyes look only for you..." 586 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:31,290 since so very long 587 00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:39,624 "When will you come, l ask myself" 588 00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:46,374 l am here, where are you? 589 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,124 Hear my sighs 590 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,499 You are late even today. Very good. 591 00:51:04,625 --> 00:51:07,624 Does your father-in-law run the DVD shop... 592 00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:09,707 to keep it open until so late? 593 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:15,499 Hey, lover boy, what happened? What's troubling you? 594 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:19,082 Please do not disturb? 595 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:26,374 Yes. - Okay, then l will. 596 00:51:27,541 --> 00:51:30,124 Come, let's go and have an ice-cream. 597 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,165 Hey, give me company. 598 00:51:49,416 --> 00:51:50,457 No. 599 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,124 Why are you sad sad? Why aren't you happy sad? 600 00:51:58,791 --> 00:52:02,832 Why do we feel sad? Because our heart is heavy. 601 00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:05,957 Heavy heavy. When does the heart feel heavy? 602 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:09,082 When someone hurts our heart. 603 00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:14,915 Who can hurt your heart so much? Who is very close to the heart. 604 00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:21,165 Who is the heart close to? With whom the heart feels happy. 605 00:52:21,708 --> 00:52:24,290 You were happy, that's why you are sad. 606 00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,915 So be happy sad, not sad sad. 607 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,624 How do you know all this? - Experience. 608 00:52:34,208 --> 00:52:37,832 Boys! lmmature! 609 00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:41,499 Until they reach my level, l will... 610 00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:46,707 become a ghost. 611 00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:55,040 Oh, emotions! 612 00:53:09,625 --> 00:53:11,165 You read the paper too? 613 00:53:20,541 --> 00:53:21,582 Hello! 614 00:53:24,208 --> 00:53:28,249 Hello! Was there something wrong with the breakfast today? 615 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:32,415 Where is my umbrella? - lt's not raining today. 616 00:53:32,541 --> 00:53:35,665 l should l carry it around? - lt can rain anytime. 617 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,332 Angry? - No, l'm busy, l have to go. 618 00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:47,124 Collect your umbrella at 7pm outside Comedy theater today. 619 00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:19,915 Waiting since very long? - No, only 2-3 hours. 620 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,415 You don't have any... - Where were you yesterday? 621 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:26,707 Where l should have been. - Where should you have been? 622 00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:30,332 Where should l have been where l was not? 623 00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:33,457 Why didn't you come yesterday? - Where? 624 00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:35,540 There. - Where there? 625 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:38,582 At the restaurant. 626 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:42,332 Have l signed some contract to come to the restaurant daily? 627 00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:45,457 What made you assume l'll come? 628 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:47,540 lf it was something special, you should have told me. 629 00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:51,290 You only told me there are many beautiful places in London. 630 00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:55,332 Westminster Abbey, London museum. That l must go and see. 631 00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:58,999 Shalini had leave yesterday. So l went sightseeing with her. 632 00:55:00,541 --> 00:55:01,582 You missed me? 633 00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:05,749 Tell me, you missed me? 634 00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,915 You must say what's on your heart. 635 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:13,457 You should not suppress your feelings, you get acidity. 636 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:17,540 Yes? - Will you have something? 637 00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:19,832 One coffee please. 638 00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:23,999 You can say, and even ask. 639 00:55:25,041 --> 00:55:26,082 What? 640 00:55:28,166 --> 00:55:31,165 What a man normally asks a woman. 641 00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:33,374 What does he ask? 642 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:36,999 What a man should ask first. - Ask what? 643 00:55:37,541 --> 00:55:39,082 What you haven't asked until now. 644 00:55:40,666 --> 00:55:42,207 How long you take. 645 00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:46,915 What should l ask? - lt's such a small thing. 646 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,499 Why are you so afraid? Ask. 647 00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:54,707 You ask me. - You'll never ask. 648 00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:57,332 Shall l ask? - Yes, ask. 649 00:55:57,416 --> 00:56:00,457 Shall l? - Yes. 650 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:05,124 What is your name? 651 00:56:10,875 --> 00:56:12,957 Buddha... Buddhadev Gupta. 652 00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:16,082 Buddha, and you? 653 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:20,249 So much ego, so much pride, so much self esteem... 654 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:21,790 and you call yourself Buddha? 655 00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:25,457 Even your parents must have kept some name for you. 656 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:30,665 Or don't you have a name? - Neena... Neena Verma. 657 00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:36,374 Apart from holidaying, what else does Neena do? 658 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,040 Bless you. - You work for an insurance company? 659 00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:45,749 Why insurance company? 660 00:56:46,291 --> 00:56:50,957 Only an insurance agent can truly bless you with a long life. 661 00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:54,082 Didn't get it? 662 00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:58,790 lf we die, who loses? the insurance company. 663 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,415 lf we live, who benefits? The insurance company. 664 00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:10,124 Hey... hey! What a brilliant idea! What a brilliant idea... 665 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,207 for world peace. 666 00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:16,374 We must make all the terrorists insurance agents. 667 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:20,665 They won't kill anyone. They'll bless everyone with a long life. 668 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:25,874 Hey, call him! Call George Bush. 669 00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:26,999 Call for a taxi... 670 00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,915 or Shalini will reach here with London's entire police force. 671 00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:32,124 Taxi. 672 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:37,332 What will you do? 673 00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,415 Try harder. 674 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,457 Why don't you shout? 675 00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:49,290 Taxi... taxi... taxi! 676 00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:59,707 Taxi is so sexy. lt makes something happen in the heart. 677 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:02,832 You won't understand. You're too logical. 678 00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:04,415 Get in. 679 00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:10,124 Okay, let's move. 680 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,832 Where is the umbrella? 681 00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:24,707 See that house? l live there. 682 00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:28,874 You live alone? - No, with my seven wives. 683 00:58:29,416 --> 00:58:33,040 l live with my mother. - Your mother? 684 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,499 No, Prince Charles' mother. 685 00:58:36,708 --> 00:58:39,290 Can l meet her? 686 00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:52,332 Come. 687 00:58:57,541 --> 00:58:59,499 Yes? - Who is she? 688 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:02,207 Tomorrow. - Why tomorrow? Why not today? 689 00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:05,332 l'll tell you tomorrow. - Today. 690 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:08,999 Tomorrow. - Today. Tomorrow. 691 00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:11,582 'She's so fair!' 692 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:14,207 Neena. 693 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:17,832 Today. - Tomorrow. Today! 694 00:59:22,541 --> 00:59:26,165 How nice to meet you. - l'll change and come. 695 00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:29,290 You live in London? - No, in Delhi. 696 00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:30,874 l'm going back after two weeks. 697 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:33,874 Delhi? Even we are from Delhi. 698 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:36,082 Oh. Since when are you in London? 699 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:42,832 Since 1978. We came here after his father died. 700 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:46,999 He used to work in a five star hotel in Delhi 701 00:59:47,541 --> 00:59:52,207 Which hotel was it? - Will you stop on our golden history? 702 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:56,790 Will you eat something? - Why? ls it 15th August today? 703 00:59:56,916 --> 00:59:57,957 What? 704 00:59:58,166 --> 01:00:00,540 Special food is cooked in Tiharjail on 15th August. 705 01:00:00,625 --> 01:00:03,665 Want to eat. - That's his problem always. 706 01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:07,332 He gets angry at everything. Always ready to flare up. 707 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,415 Because he never got married, that's why. 708 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:15,040 Though, ten years ago, an English girl surely came into his life. 709 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:17,749 English girl? Was she beautiful? 710 01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:21,915 Who knows how she was, who she was, where she was from. 711 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,457 He never reveals anything. - Then how did you know? 712 01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:30,249 He came home one day and suddenly started talking like the English. 713 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:34,832 Like they say,'what's for dinner, mom?' 714 01:00:34,916 --> 01:00:36,999 'l'm afraid l'll be late tonight' 715 01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:42,749 When people get close, they begin to talk like each other. 716 01:00:42,833 --> 01:00:44,832 lt lasted for six months. 717 01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:47,832 How do you know it lasted only for six months? 718 01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:53,165 ln the seventh month, he came home and started talking normally. 719 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:58,249 His language changed. And l knew she was gone. 720 01:00:58,375 --> 01:00:59,415 The affair was over. 721 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:03,040 You ask him, he will surely tell you. 722 01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:14,499 l'll ask you a very important question tomorrow. 723 01:01:15,041 --> 01:01:16,582 What? My mother's name? 724 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:18,665 How old are you? 725 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:26,499 6...4, 64. 726 01:01:27,958 --> 01:01:33,249 You? - 3...4, 34. 727 01:01:34,833 --> 01:01:43,165 34? Very old. - 64? Very young. 728 01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:46,790 Why are you still single? 729 01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:50,957 l didn't find any interesting man until now. 730 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,457 34 years, and you didn't find any interesting man? 731 01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:56,707 64 years, and you didn't find an interesting woman. 732 01:01:58,791 --> 01:02:01,915 l did find... interesting women. 733 01:02:02,958 --> 01:02:05,040 But not as interesting as me. 734 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:09,207 Show me your hand. l'll tell you if you will get one or not. 735 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,499 See that tree? - Yes. 736 01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:23,499 Run there, touch it, and come back running. 737 01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:28,457 Why? - Don't ask questions. Go run. 738 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,040 But why? 739 01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:32,624 Touch the tree and come, then l'll tell you. 740 01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:36,790 But... - Go!... Go! 741 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:43,582 Run and go... come on. Run! 742 01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:04,415 Run! 743 01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:24,707 Well done. 744 01:03:33,583 --> 01:03:36,707 You touched my hand, so l thought l'll check... 745 01:03:36,791 --> 01:03:39,707 whether you have the stamina to go further, or... 746 01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:45,540 Stamina? To go further? 747 01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:48,165 Me? 748 01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:52,332 Come. 749 01:03:54,416 --> 01:03:55,457 Come on! 750 01:03:55,541 --> 01:04:01,165 Leave, let me go 751 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:05,332 Leave my hand, let me go 752 01:04:16,291 --> 01:04:19,915 No, don't insist 753 01:04:24,625 --> 01:04:28,249 Please don't! Let me go. 754 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,165 Stamina. - Let's go back. 755 01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:44,915 Come to a room. - Come on! 756 01:05:03,958 --> 01:05:07,915 Here? You want to do it here? Okay, come. 757 01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:10,207 Get up! - Come. 758 01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:13,832 Then where do you want to do it? 759 01:05:14,375 --> 01:05:20,624 "What's the hurry? Wait a while" 760 01:05:21,666 --> 01:05:25,290 Wait... trust me 761 01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:29,457 Such eagerness is not good 762 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,624 Control your emotions 763 01:05:34,166 --> 01:05:37,790 Understand the situation 764 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,999 That sweet moment will come 765 01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:48,749 Leave, let me go 766 01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,457 Chef, make this. 767 01:06:10,416 --> 01:06:12,165 One Veg Biryani. 768 01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:22,582 His girlfriend is pregnant. 769 01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:29,249 And he doesn't want to marry her? - No, he wants to marry her. 770 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:32,499 She doesn't. But she wants the baby. 771 01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:40,207 l told him so many times to use an umbrella... condom. 772 01:06:40,291 --> 01:06:41,332 But... 773 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:03,624 Yes? - Shalini and Jason have made up. 774 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:06,874 They are leaving tonight for Scotland for a weekend. 775 01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,749 So should l dance? 776 01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:12,999 You made them patch up, by giving them smart advice? 777 01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:17,165 Greens... l mean, tonight. 778 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:21,332 What tonight? - Dinner here with me. 779 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:26,374 You and me. Just you and me. 780 01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:27,707 Got it? 781 01:07:43,333 --> 01:07:47,374 l told him so many times to use a condom, but he didn't listen. 782 01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:54,790 BP... BP... BP... 783 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,040 No... no... 784 01:08:05,208 --> 01:08:06,249 This... 785 01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:19,790 No, not Aspirin. 786 01:08:21,875 --> 01:08:23,957 You see... you know... 787 01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:35,415 Condom. 788 01:08:43,208 --> 01:08:45,832 Give Durex. - What? Durex. 789 01:08:45,916 --> 01:08:50,915 Honeymoon again tonight? - Not me, the old uncle there. 790 01:08:51,041 --> 01:08:54,165 Who? - Give Durex to that old uncle. 791 01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:58,832 Dotted, ribbed, flavored, banana, strawberry, chocolate. 792 01:09:00,416 --> 01:09:02,499 'Give the old uncle Durex indeed' 793 01:09:03,541 --> 01:09:04,582 'Old uncle' 794 01:09:07,416 --> 01:09:10,832 'Durex to old uncle' 795 01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:20,707 'What do they think? Durex to old uncle? Uncle?' 796 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:31,665 Taxi. 797 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:34,790 'Whether you have the stamina to go further, or...' 798 01:09:37,916 --> 01:09:38,957 'Run!' 799 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:18,540 Mr.Greens, Shalini and Jason's flight got canceled. 800 01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:22,165 They have returned home. 801 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:27,915 So... don't come tonight. 802 01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:32,082 Sorry... 803 01:10:49,791 --> 01:10:51,874 'Give Durex to that old uncle' 804 01:10:56,041 --> 01:11:00,207 Get married? - To whom? 805 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:03,332 You marry that Englishman who is digging his nose... 806 01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:09,999 and l'll marry that sexy black woman. What do you say? 807 01:11:11,125 --> 01:11:13,207 ls even marriage a joke for you? - No. 808 01:11:14,791 --> 01:11:18,832 Marriage is the price a man pays for sex. 809 01:11:18,958 --> 01:11:22,082 Sex is a price that a woman pays for marriage. 810 01:11:23,125 --> 01:11:27,165 Even after this bitter philosophy, will you marry me? 811 01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:29,374 Yes. 812 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,332 To speak to mother. 813 01:11:33,541 --> 01:11:37,707 You cannot speak to your mother? - No. 814 01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:46,540 Okay, but you'll speak to my father. 815 01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:48,624 Okay, but first you speak to mother. 816 01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:05,290 What happened? - She suddenly collapsed. 817 01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:06,874 Her pulse is very low. 818 01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:09,874 You sit with mother, l'm going to the hospital. 819 01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:18,207 Who is that girl? - She's so cute. 820 01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:21,332 She lost her when she was born. 821 01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:24,457 She was very little when she came to our neighborhood. 822 01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:30,832 Sexy changed Buddha's life. They cannot live without each other. 823 01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:32,915 Sexy. 824 01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:38,124 But what has happened to her? - Blood cancer. 825 01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:42,290 l don't know how her little body can take so much pain. 826 01:12:42,375 --> 01:12:44,249 l can't even bear to see her. 827 01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:47,499 ln three weeks, she has gone to the hospital seven times like that. 828 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:54,790 Hello. 829 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:04,665 What?... ls he okay? 830 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:09,874 ls he okay... ls... but is... 831 01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:22,790 What happened? - Papa is in hospital in Delhi. 832 01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:26,040 He complained of chest pain all night. 833 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:30,082 He's in the lCU. l'm worried. 834 01:13:31,416 --> 01:13:36,332 He has diabetes. His sugar level has increased. 835 01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:43,207 l'll have to go. - Don't worry. Do go. 836 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:45,832 Everything will be all right. Relax. 837 01:13:46,250 --> 01:13:54,165 Yes. But why does all this happen when something good has to happen? 838 01:13:54,416 --> 01:13:58,832 Have coffee. Relax. Everything will be all right. 839 01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:04,040 We had come to tell you... 840 01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:08,207 Don't say anything now. Have coffee. Shall l add sugar? 841 01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:12,915 l'm okay. 842 01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:22,290 We want to get married. 843 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:24,374 We? 844 01:14:26,458 --> 01:14:27,499 To him? 845 01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:31,665 Sure? 846 01:14:34,791 --> 01:14:39,457 Look, he lived up only two days, and look what he got. 847 01:14:47,791 --> 01:14:50,415 How is she? - Developed country, my foot! 848 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,415 They cannot remove cancer from a little girl's body. 849 01:14:53,541 --> 01:14:56,124 Where is the point of being a developed country? 850 01:14:57,708 --> 01:15:00,290 Nothing makes any sense. Nothing. 851 01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:02,790 Papa is very ill. 852 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:07,082 This country is so rich, so powerful, so much research is done here. 853 01:15:07,166 --> 01:15:09,665 What's the use? 854 01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:14,874 Make weapons and kill people. What else can you do? 855 01:15:15,416 --> 01:15:18,249 What a country this is. - Papa is very ill. 856 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:20,624 l have to go to lndia. - Does this make any sense to you? 857 01:15:20,708 --> 01:15:23,749 Does any of this whole thing make any bloody sense to you? 858 01:15:23,833 --> 01:15:24,874 l have to go tomorrow. 859 01:15:24,958 --> 01:15:27,374 She is a little girl. They cannot cure her. 860 01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:29,457 l have to leave for lndia tomorrow itself. 861 01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:32,582 Then go! Go quickly! 862 01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:36,249 My papa is ill. - Then go. Who's stopping you? 863 01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:41,457 My papa is ill. - Then go. Go quickly 864 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:46,665 What? Like you are afraid, even l'm afraid. 865 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,749 He's my father, okay. 866 01:15:53,958 --> 01:15:57,582 When? - Tomorrow. 867 01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:03,832 And back? - Can l meet Sexy? 868 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:06,457 No, she's sleeping. When are you returning? 869 01:16:06,666 --> 01:16:10,082 l'm not coming. You are coming, remember, to talk to papa? 870 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:14,249 l won't come. 871 01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:18,415 Then don't come. 872 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:24,165 Hey! 873 01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:33,540 Anyone calls, and you will turn? 874 01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:51,124 Mr.Greens. - When is the flight? 875 01:16:52,291 --> 01:16:53,832 10am tomorrow. 876 01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:58,624 We'll have chicken for breakfast tomorrow. Tangdi Kebab. 877 01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:09,165 To get back my umbrella, l'll have to go to lndia. 878 01:17:14,416 --> 01:17:17,457 l hear, Chatri has gone back to lndia 879 01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:23,332 No wonder Colgate is sulking. - Nothing of that sort 880 01:17:23,958 --> 01:17:27,874 She wants to marry. - So what's the problem? 881 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:33,082 The baby. She says, it doesn't matter who the father is 882 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:35,582 l suspect her. - What? 883 01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:38,290 Suspect. - Shake? 884 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:42,457 l mean, doubt. God knows whose baby it is 885 01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:47,665 Simple. Just check the baby's teeth after delivery, you will know 886 01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:51,832 l'll christen your baby. - What will it be? 887 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:55,582 Junior Colgate. - Damn you! 888 01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:10,790 Yeah? - l'm back 889 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,249 How come? 890 01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:15,790 The doctor sent me back, to watch DVDs 891 01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:20,999 You are getting them, no? - Yes...? Yes... l'm getting them 892 01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:23,290 l'm looking for DVDs that you can watch 893 01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:26,624 Don't waste your time, get them all 894 01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:30,374 Do you have anymore adult DVDs that a child can watch? 895 01:18:30,583 --> 01:18:31,624 What? 896 01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:54,124 Leg Kebab...? 897 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,832 Hello Leg Kebab 898 01:18:58,083 --> 01:18:59,124 Who...? 899 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,832 Who named you Leg Kebab? 900 01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:05,790 One who calls you Sexy 901 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:10,582 He is sleeping, with me, in my bed 902 01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:15,165 How are you? - Sexy. You? 903 01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:18,499 Well... not that sexy 904 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:21,415 Where are you? - Delhi 905 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:24,749 Have you dumped him? - Give me the phone 906 01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:30,790 Spoilsport! - Hello? How's your father? 907 01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:34,332 All the tests are normal, except sugar. lt's high 908 01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:37,040 So sugar runs in your blood 909 01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:46,415 Who's this Leg Kebab? 910 01:19:51,833 --> 01:19:53,082 Well... 911 01:19:54,625 --> 01:19:58,915 between us... 912 01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:02,499 you know... something happened. l'm going to marry her 913 01:20:04,791 --> 01:20:07,249 l knew you'd dump me 914 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,374 l wanted to tell you that day but... 915 01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,582 you know... - She's in Delhi 916 01:20:16,416 --> 01:20:18,499 And you are here. Why? 917 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:22,457 Are you scared l'd elope with someone? 918 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,749 Are you waiting for my consent? Guilty, eh? 919 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:32,874 Okay 920 01:20:33,625 --> 01:20:39,124 Go. And be back before l watch all these DVDs. Follow? 921 01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:43,707 l want to see her. ls she sexier than me? 922 01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:46,624 That spoilsport! 923 01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:53,499 So when are we going to Delhi? - We? 924 01:20:54,125 --> 01:20:59,957 l plan to go to Haridwar. - Pilgrimage? You? Why? 925 01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:03,082 ls Sex And The City wrapped up? - lt's up to you. 926 01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:06,207 Take me with you now, or take my ashes there later 927 01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:13,707 l'm not going to Haridwar 928 01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:19,124 l didn't call you either. Don't l need a break from you? 929 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:22,040 Mala is in Delhi 930 01:21:22,541 --> 01:21:25,374 l'll stay with her and l'll go with her 931 01:21:26,875 --> 01:21:28,957 Twenty-two years 932 01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:32,665 ln 22 years, l've never stayed away from the restaurant even for a day 933 01:21:33,041 --> 01:21:35,165 How about getting that in the Guinness Book? 934 01:21:35,416 --> 01:21:37,332 ls that also going with you? - What? 935 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:38,915 That one 936 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:40,999 Does it need an extra ticket? 937 01:21:42,291 --> 01:21:45,790 You're going to see your father-in-law. At least behave like a son-in-law 938 01:21:46,208 --> 01:21:48,290 Shall l cut it off? - You think it's a vegetable? 939 01:22:16,416 --> 01:22:17,457 Listen! 940 01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:24,749 Call them! 941 01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:31,624 This is okay. Now try this 942 01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:36,832 Chicken, chilli, salt, okra... tastes very well 943 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,374 Hey that was perfect. Don't worry 944 01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:47,665 You go and tell boss, he'll be very happy with you 945 01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:51,207 Know what? He'll make you his boss 946 01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,999 Where's boss? 947 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,332 Hello? Where are you? l've been trying your number since last night 948 01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:07,457 At 35,000 feet no cellphones work... as of now 949 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:11,040 Why? Where were you flying? Where are you right now? 950 01:23:11,625 --> 01:23:13,707 Where's your dad? - Why? 951 01:23:15,166 --> 01:23:18,915 You...? Are you in Delhi? 952 01:23:19,458 --> 01:23:23,915 No. Just my kidneys. They are so eager to meet your dad 953 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:26,874 Shut up. Where are you? 954 01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:29,332 Shangrila 955 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:46,624 What? Why can't you come up to the room? 956 01:23:46,916 --> 01:23:48,915 l thought you are gonna give me a hug. - Okay 957 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:51,832 How are you? How's the weather? How's everybody else? 958 01:23:52,708 --> 01:23:54,790 Let's go upstairs. - Why? 959 01:23:55,375 --> 01:23:57,332 l want to show you my toothbrush. C'mon 960 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,999 Shut up. You look cute 961 01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:02,665 Let's go upstairs 962 01:24:03,708 --> 01:24:05,790 How hungry are you? - Come on 963 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:09,957 And something's different... hey, what happened? 964 01:24:10,291 --> 01:24:12,124 This one? lt didn't get a visa 965 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:15,374 But it was so cute. - Cute? Watch this 966 01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,624 Cool. - lsn't it? Let's go upstairs 967 01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:23,915 Let's go home. - Why? No one at home? 968 01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:26,415 Papa's home. - ln front of Papa? What a shame. C'mon 969 01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:28,707 Come on move! C'mon 970 01:24:36,250 --> 01:24:38,082 Nice car 971 01:24:39,958 --> 01:24:42,874 Car... car 972 01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:48,082 Taxi 973 01:24:52,791 --> 01:24:54,749 Taxi is a word sexier than car 974 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,165 Hey Sexy 975 01:25:01,291 --> 01:25:04,124 Going to meet her father? Scared? 976 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:07,249 Scared? What for? lt'll be over in a minute 977 01:25:07,625 --> 01:25:10,374 A minute's job... how many days is it going to take? 978 01:25:10,708 --> 01:25:12,915 How many DVDs have you watched? 979 01:25:13,833 --> 01:25:15,249 Ten to go 980 01:25:15,416 --> 01:25:19,332 Too slow, eh. Okay, talk to you later. Bye 981 01:25:20,083 --> 01:25:21,624 How is Sexy? 982 01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:34,790 Well, tell me... what are you going to tell Papa? 983 01:25:38,916 --> 01:25:41,249 Simple. l'll just tell him. - Tell him what? 984 01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:49,957 That, our sex centre is in the hypothalamus which is inside the brain 985 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,124 Hypothalamus controls our heart rate, blood pressure and emotions 986 01:25:54,333 --> 01:25:56,207 ln men, the hypothalamus is a little larger 987 01:25:56,416 --> 01:26:01,040 lf refrained from sex for a long time, 988 01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:05,582 the hypothalamus fails to control the emotions, 989 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,707 which leads to heart attack or a rise in blood pressure and eventually death 990 01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:13,915 ln short, l want to marry your daughter because my hypothalamus has lost control 991 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:20,165 You will say that? - Yes 992 01:26:46,208 --> 01:26:48,290 Mr Buddhadev from London 993 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:52,457 Ah! From London! Lords, 994 01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:55,582 the Mecca of cricket 995 01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:58,707 Please come. London, 996 01:26:59,708 --> 01:27:03,915 cold weather, swinging ball. You must be watching a lot of cricket 997 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,040 No... 998 01:27:07,250 --> 01:27:09,124 So you are retired, like me 999 01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:13,082 So now, prayers, food and Bhaji 1000 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:16,415 Bhaji? - Harbhajan Singh 1001 01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:24,124 No... l'm a chef. l have a restaurant in London 1002 01:27:24,750 --> 01:27:25,790 That's nice 1003 01:27:27,291 --> 01:27:29,957 Very nice. Gandhiji 1004 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:35,832 Gandhiji also said, man must work till his last breath 1005 01:27:37,291 --> 01:27:39,332 Till his last breath 1006 01:27:40,833 --> 01:27:42,915 But unfortunately, Mr Buddha, 1007 01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:45,582 my body doesn't listen to my mind 1008 01:27:47,875 --> 01:27:49,749 How are you feeling now? 1009 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:57,040 Mr Buddha (Mr Oldie), at this age, the body is like a second hand car 1010 01:27:59,125 --> 01:28:00,165 Sometimes it's dirt in the carburetor, 1011 01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:03,957 sometimes it's the suspension trouble 1012 01:28:04,333 --> 01:28:06,415 A regular servicing is needed you see 1013 01:28:07,666 --> 01:28:11,165 At our age, there's no dearth of diseases. You know it 1014 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:16,207 Once she is married off, 1015 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,749 l'll lead the rest of my life with a free mind, 1016 01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:23,290 on the ideals of Gandhiji. That's it 1017 01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:31,874 Well... - What match was it? 1018 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:34,957 ldiotic! One dayers! So many these days 1019 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:37,665 You fail to realise who is playing whom 1020 01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:42,874 Add to that the colourful dresses, it's a complete circus 1021 01:28:43,208 --> 01:28:45,374 Test cricket is the real cricket 1022 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:49,124 Five glorious days. Five days 1023 01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:51,540 Actually, l and Nina... - Oh yes, 1024 01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:56,415 get him some ginger tea. - l've told the maid 1025 01:28:57,416 --> 01:28:59,957 At our age, Mr Buddha, we must drink ginger tea, every day 1026 01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:06,415 Stomach must be solid, like Rahul Dravid 1027 01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:08,915 A wall, solid 1028 01:29:12,250 --> 01:29:16,665 Go ahead, have it. So, the real cricket is Test cricket 1029 01:29:17,583 --> 01:29:20,374 You must've seen in 1961, England vs Australia 1030 01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:24,124 Remember? Colin Coudrey, Richie Benaud, 1031 01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:26,415 did you see? - l didn't 1032 01:29:26,625 --> 01:29:28,707 Oh yes, we didn't have TV in those days 1033 01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:31,832 l meant, the BBC radio commentary 1034 01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:37,040 lsn't it? John Alott, Brian Johnston ... that was real commentary 1035 01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:40,582 lmpeccable English, right words... lsn't it, dear? 1036 01:29:41,666 --> 01:29:43,499 Papa, in 1961 ... 1037 01:29:46,208 --> 01:29:49,124 Right, you weren't born in 1961 . Sorry. 1038 01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:55,332 l must've been about 14 in 1961 . What about you? 1039 01:29:57,083 --> 01:29:59,957 Well... - Papa, the tea is getting cold! 1040 01:30:00,166 --> 01:30:02,040 Why don't you have it? 1041 01:30:05,416 --> 01:30:09,540 So how is your wife and kids and everybody? 1042 01:30:11,416 --> 01:30:15,790 All settled in London, right? Grandchildren too 1043 01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:18,957 What's your grandson's name? - l'm not married yet 1044 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:25,790 Gandhian father, really. He reduced me to nothing 1045 01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:30,999 l open my mouth to say something and he reminds me that l'm his age 1046 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:34,749 At this rate, how do l tell him? 1047 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:39,749 l can't help it if l'm his age. - You are not his age 1048 01:30:39,958 --> 01:30:42,040 lmplying? - He is just 58 1049 01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:46,415 Fifty-eight? - Yes 1050 01:30:47,458 --> 01:30:49,749 Six years younger to me? - Yes 1051 01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:54,374 And l want to marry his... no, l can't do this anymore, it's embarrassing 1052 01:30:54,916 --> 01:30:57,499 You talk to him now, he is you father. - Come over here 1053 01:30:58,083 --> 01:31:00,165 What? - Come here 1054 01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:05,374 Fifty-eight...? - Stand before that pillar 1055 01:31:06,416 --> 01:31:09,540 l am standing. - lnside. Come on 1056 01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,832 Join your hands now 1057 01:31:17,875 --> 01:31:19,957 Not like that... turn 1058 01:31:21,416 --> 01:31:23,707 Reverse? - This is the Ashoka Pillar 1059 01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:27,040 lt is said that if you join your hands, 1060 01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:29,332 you will get your wish 1061 01:31:29,791 --> 01:31:31,874 Nonsense. - Just try 1062 01:31:32,916 --> 01:31:37,082 Didn't you find a better fool? There are enough young men 1063 01:31:38,666 --> 01:31:42,874 All boys, Greens. And boys really take time to grow up 1064 01:31:43,416 --> 01:31:46,832 Sometimes it takes even longer, like 64 years 1065 01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:49,790 Try... buck up 1066 01:31:53,625 --> 01:31:55,582 My wish is, you talk to your father 1067 01:32:01,416 --> 01:32:05,374 Your wish isn't granted. You are talking to my father 1068 01:32:05,791 --> 01:32:08,915 Tell him to go take a walk. - 6 am. Walk 1069 01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:23,499 He was amazing. Dhoni is matchless 1070 01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:31,415 Have you seen Salim Durani in action? He used to hit sixes on demand 1071 01:32:37,041 --> 01:32:38,082 Mr Buddha! 1072 01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:41,207 Good morning. - Hello 1073 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:45,374 Mr Agarwal, Mr Jain, Mr Chopra 1074 01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:46,832 Mr Buddha 1075 01:32:47,458 --> 01:32:50,207 Since the last 27 years... - 25 years 1076 01:32:50,583 --> 01:32:53,332 Twenty-seven years! 16th January 1077 01:32:55,166 --> 01:32:59,124 We've been going out on morning walks for the last 27 years, without fail 1078 01:33:00,958 --> 01:33:03,249 You must also be having a senior citizen club in London 1079 01:33:04,291 --> 01:33:05,374 No 1080 01:33:07,250 --> 01:33:09,332 What is the power of your glasses? - Power? 1081 01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:12,874 Power your spectacles? - Oh, it's designer... 1082 01:33:13,125 --> 01:33:18,915 Early morning walk on grass without shoes reduces the power 1083 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:29,790 Looks like with age Mr Buddha is getting into blind faith 1084 01:33:32,458 --> 01:33:34,540 He'll walk without shoes on green grass 1085 01:33:38,916 --> 01:33:40,582 Look at that! 1086 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:43,082 We too lived through youth, 1087 01:33:43,250 --> 01:33:47,457 but we had an aim, a mission 1088 01:33:48,291 --> 01:33:51,624 To serve our country. Not like them 1089 01:33:53,041 --> 01:33:54,957 They blow up their father's money first on fast food... 1090 01:33:55,583 --> 01:33:59,332 and then on Nike shoes to pull their weight down 1091 01:34:00,583 --> 01:34:03,499 That's fitness. lmported fitness 1092 01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:07,665 lmported! - Nina doesn't like the boys here 1093 01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:11,832 No way. l get a feeling, 1094 01:34:12,250 --> 01:34:14,332 l have to import a boy 1095 01:34:15,791 --> 01:34:18,749 lt's about Nina, it's important... 1096 01:34:19,125 --> 01:34:20,624 lmported son-in-law 1097 01:34:25,250 --> 01:34:27,249 Times are changing, we must walk with the world 1098 01:34:27,458 --> 01:34:29,540 Of course. Join us 1099 01:34:30,791 --> 01:34:35,415 There was a time when millions gathered to kick the foreigners out, Mr Buddha 1100 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:40,999 And today, to go abroad, millions of people gather at the Consulate... 1101 01:34:41,208 --> 01:34:44,124 to get their visas. - Absolutely 1102 01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:47,249 Will this foreign craze be rid of? No way 1103 01:34:48,541 --> 01:34:52,040 Even to enact Gandhiji's role, we import a certain Ben Kingsley 1104 01:34:52,458 --> 01:34:54,540 Don't we have our very own Naseeruddin Shah? 1105 01:34:54,750 --> 01:34:59,207 l can understand your pain. - The saddest part, Mr Buddha, is... 1106 01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:01,832 l couldn't see Bapu 1107 01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:07,499 He attained martyrdom in January and l was born in February 1108 01:35:09,791 --> 01:35:13,499 You must've certainly seen him. Lucky you 1109 01:35:21,625 --> 01:35:25,207 Only Gandhiji? l've even seen his grandfather 1110 01:35:28,041 --> 01:35:33,082 My cool Versace glasses... your dad thinks they're for my old eyes 1111 01:35:34,041 --> 01:35:38,499 Tell me something. You bought it to impress me at the comedy theatre, right? 1112 01:35:38,958 --> 01:35:40,082 No. - Yes 1113 01:35:40,250 --> 01:35:42,457 No. - Hundred percent, yes 1114 01:35:42,666 --> 01:35:43,707 No 1115 01:35:47,541 --> 01:35:49,749 Ma would've fixed your old man good 1116 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:54,957 What a time to go on a pilgrimage! - You didn't tell me Ma is here? 1117 01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:58,082 How about a ride, honey? 1118 01:35:59,125 --> 01:36:01,165 Damn you! 1119 01:36:04,333 --> 01:36:06,415 What did he say? - Let's fix the old man. Turn back 1120 01:36:09,250 --> 01:36:11,207 They are coming back 1121 01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:14,124 Let's go. - No, wait 1122 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:16,415 Let's go. - Wait 1123 01:36:58,500 --> 01:37:00,790 As long as l can speak, l shall protect you 1124 01:37:02,875 --> 01:37:05,374 As long as you can speak, you will talk to my father 1125 01:37:07,041 --> 01:37:11,415 Your dear father has messed up my brains 1126 01:37:12,250 --> 01:37:15,165 Let's eat some sour street stuff. - Sure 1127 01:37:27,291 --> 01:37:29,374 lt's too sweet. Excuse me... 1128 01:37:30,791 --> 01:37:32,874 ls it a sour dish or a sweet one? 1129 01:37:33,541 --> 01:37:35,374 lt's too sweet 1130 01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,332 lt's sour. - Shall l show you how to make it? 1131 01:37:40,166 --> 01:37:42,040 Shall l come in? 1132 01:37:42,458 --> 01:37:44,332 Let's go home and make it 1133 01:37:46,041 --> 01:37:48,124 What an idea! 1134 01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:51,249 l'll woo your father with food 1135 01:37:52,750 --> 01:37:56,415 Okay, but do you know his likes? 1136 01:37:59,166 --> 01:38:03,290 l'm the chef of the best lndian restaurant in London. l know my job 1137 01:38:03,750 --> 01:38:06,207 Okay? Just chill then 1138 01:38:08,500 --> 01:38:10,082 Just chill. - l will 1139 01:38:10,250 --> 01:38:11,415 l know what my job is 1140 01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:14,332 So you just watch. Watch what l do to your dad 1141 01:38:16,250 --> 01:38:21,457 Mr Buddha is working very hard. What's coming up? 1142 01:38:23,916 --> 01:38:25,374 Gourd? 1143 01:38:30,833 --> 01:38:35,165 Bell-plant, potato... peas 1144 01:38:35,375 --> 01:38:36,415 Good 1145 01:38:39,541 --> 01:38:42,249 Get everything you have, l'll start 1146 01:38:44,750 --> 01:38:46,207 That's all 1147 01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:48,999 Looks like your restaurant is vegetarian 1148 01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:55,165 No chicken? - No. You follow Gandhiji's ideals... 1149 01:38:55,416 --> 01:38:58,915 l'm a Gandhian throughout the week, but vegetarian only once a week. Tuesday 1150 01:38:59,333 --> 01:39:02,457 Unless l have chicken, l don't feel like l have eaten anything 1151 01:39:03,125 --> 01:39:07,665 Long way to go before l turn vegan. My system is still working strong 1152 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:11,832 Looks like Mr Buddha's system has rusted 1153 01:39:13,083 --> 01:39:15,790 Seema, get yesterday's chicken from the refrigerator 1154 01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:21,832 What a disciple of Gandhiji! He would stress on vegetarian food 1155 01:39:23,291 --> 01:39:25,999 That old diabetic eats chicken that is vegetarian 1156 01:39:26,416 --> 01:39:29,540 The old man is not the problem, Buddha is 1157 01:39:30,625 --> 01:39:35,165 Don't feed him, make him drink. Forget your ideas, 1158 01:39:35,833 --> 01:39:38,332 just call him over and tell him everything 1159 01:39:42,166 --> 01:39:45,582 Amrish Puri, Pran, K.N Singh, 1160 01:39:46,208 --> 01:39:49,749 Vat 69... l have even had the villains' drink 1161 01:39:51,416 --> 01:39:55,582 Try everything in life but never be a slave to any habit 1162 01:39:56,416 --> 01:40:02,249 Once you become a slave, it takes 200 years to gain independence 1163 01:40:03,291 --> 01:40:08,499 Once a while doesn't make a slave out of you, doesn't increase the sugar level 1164 01:40:11,208 --> 01:40:14,957 Don't you ever feel lonely? 1165 01:40:20,583 --> 01:40:23,915 lt's almost 25 years since Nina's mother passed away 1166 01:40:25,166 --> 01:40:28,915 Never saw anyone after that? 1167 01:40:29,375 --> 01:40:30,415 What? 1168 01:40:30,916 --> 01:40:32,874 Never thought of marrying again? 1169 01:40:35,125 --> 01:40:37,874 No, Mr Buddha. Actually, 1170 01:40:38,250 --> 01:40:40,374 every age has its own purpose 1171 01:40:41,375 --> 01:40:45,165 Play during childhood, enjoy during youth, 1172 01:40:45,458 --> 01:40:48,707 then enjoy your married life, and in old age... 1173 01:40:49,750 --> 01:40:52,874 control, self-discipline. Time to go 1174 01:40:53,083 --> 01:40:55,165 Prepare for the last journey. That's it 1175 01:40:55,291 --> 01:40:59,124 Marrying again? What use marrying at our age? 1176 01:40:59,375 --> 01:41:00,415 No, no 1177 01:41:00,625 --> 01:41:03,290 l'm worried about Nina of course 1178 01:41:05,583 --> 01:41:12,249 Mr Buddha, you must be knowing some young men of about 35 in London 1179 01:41:12,666 --> 01:41:15,999 A good-looking boy, you know. Please think about Nina 1180 01:41:20,166 --> 01:41:22,207 Please think while l go to the loo 1181 01:41:41,458 --> 01:41:43,540 Too much of soda 1182 01:41:53,291 --> 01:41:55,374 l want to marry your daughter 1183 01:42:27,958 --> 01:42:30,790 W... three times W 1184 01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:37,040 Scoundrel! 1185 01:42:48,708 --> 01:42:49,749 Who? 1186 01:42:52,458 --> 01:42:55,999 That swine wants to marry you 1187 01:42:56,458 --> 01:42:57,499 Disgusting 1188 01:42:57,875 --> 01:42:59,957 Even l want to marry him 1189 01:43:01,833 --> 01:43:04,124 What...? 1190 01:43:05,166 --> 01:43:07,249 What? What did you say? 1191 01:43:07,916 --> 01:43:13,082 How can you marry him? l won't let you commit this mistake 1192 01:43:13,375 --> 01:43:16,624 He is your father's age. - No. He's six years older than you 1193 01:43:18,500 --> 01:43:20,582 l don't approve of this alliance 1194 01:43:21,708 --> 01:43:26,415 Approval? But who is asking you? We are telling you 1195 01:43:30,416 --> 01:43:31,457 All right. 1196 01:43:32,125 --> 01:43:35,874 Then let me also tell you. This is not happening when l'm alive 1197 01:43:36,041 --> 01:43:37,874 So when are you leaving? 1198 01:43:53,083 --> 01:43:54,124 Sorry. 1199 01:44:00,166 --> 01:44:03,499 Papa, what's the problem if your son-in-law is your age? 1200 01:44:05,666 --> 01:44:09,957 You think he won't respect you? Of course, he will 1201 01:44:10,791 --> 01:44:13,915 You think he won't call you Papa? Of course, he will 1202 01:44:18,500 --> 01:44:20,582 l'm thinking about you 1203 01:44:22,041 --> 01:44:24,124 l'm thinking about you! 1204 01:44:25,833 --> 01:44:28,957 Look my child, how long will he be alive? 1205 01:44:30,375 --> 01:44:34,124 Five more years? Ten years? Afterwards? 1206 01:44:35,083 --> 01:44:38,290 Papa, l love Buddha, not his age 1207 01:44:42,875 --> 01:44:47,040 Rather than living fifty years with someone l don't love, 1208 01:44:47,250 --> 01:44:50,374 l'd prefer to live five or ten years with someone l love 1209 01:44:51,375 --> 01:44:55,999 Besides, who can foretell someone's age? 1210 01:44:57,041 --> 01:44:59,749 Mummy was younger than you but she died before you 1211 01:45:00,291 --> 01:45:01,832 Just shut up 1212 01:45:06,250 --> 01:45:09,957 Won't you be happy with someone your age? 1213 01:45:10,166 --> 01:45:12,874 What are you raving about age, Papa? 1214 01:45:14,333 --> 01:45:18,082 Now l love someone who's not my age and l can't help it 1215 01:45:20,541 --> 01:45:22,457 That's my destiny 1216 01:45:23,708 --> 01:45:25,999 You may consider it my bad luck or whatever 1217 01:45:29,333 --> 01:45:30,999 Let's eat 1218 01:45:42,458 --> 01:45:44,165 Nina... stop! 1219 01:45:45,458 --> 01:45:47,665 Stop, l say! 1220 01:45:49,125 --> 01:45:51,207 Greens, what happened? 1221 01:45:52,250 --> 01:45:54,332 l'm your bad luck, eh? 1222 01:45:55,166 --> 01:45:57,040 Greens, what bad luck? 1223 01:45:57,291 --> 01:46:00,165 l wanted to make light of the matter, it was a slip of tongue 1224 01:46:00,833 --> 01:46:04,540 The biggest truth always is a slip of tongue, to make light of the matter 1225 01:46:06,625 --> 01:46:08,707 The truth is, l'm six years older to your father 1226 01:46:10,208 --> 01:46:12,290 The truth is, you are just 34 1227 01:46:12,916 --> 01:46:17,457 The truth is, after 34 lonely years, loneliness scares a woman 1228 01:46:17,875 --> 01:46:20,999 Because of that very apprehensiveness, you thought that if you dump me, 1229 01:46:21,250 --> 01:46:23,499 you won't find another after two more years 1230 01:46:23,916 --> 01:46:25,999 That's the harshest truth of our relationship 1231 01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:33,290 Another truth. You can easily find a young man 1232 01:46:34,333 --> 01:46:37,665 So? - Go and marry someone your age 1233 01:46:37,875 --> 01:46:39,749 Do you know anyone? 1234 01:46:41,458 --> 01:46:43,540 Got any picture of him? 1235 01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:49,332 Goodbye! - C'mon Greens! What is this? 1236 01:46:50,166 --> 01:46:52,249 Shall l serve food, sir? 1237 01:46:53,083 --> 01:46:54,124 Food? 1238 01:46:55,791 --> 01:46:59,957 Not even a drop of water until she drops him 1239 01:47:03,083 --> 01:47:08,915 What a stuffed stomach cannot achieve, an empty stomach will 1240 01:47:09,916 --> 01:47:11,415 Come on now... - Lady, 1241 01:47:11,666 --> 01:47:14,540 your father is not eating. - Oh hell 1242 01:47:14,958 --> 01:47:16,624 l'm coming 1243 01:47:16,833 --> 01:47:20,374 Got to go. lf he doesn't eat, it'll affect his sugar level 1244 01:47:22,333 --> 01:47:23,499 Airport, please 1245 01:47:23,750 --> 01:47:27,457 Why airport? - This pickup doesn't fly to London 1246 01:47:27,833 --> 01:47:31,624 Go and feed your father. He'll find someone your age only if he lives 1247 01:47:36,208 --> 01:47:39,332 Tears for your bad luck, eh? Well? 1248 01:47:40,791 --> 01:47:44,999 Oh, for all your favours, a 64 year-old didn't return any 1249 01:47:51,833 --> 01:47:52,915 Move 1250 01:48:07,916 --> 01:48:11,415 O my love, 1251 01:48:12,458 --> 01:48:15,582 Cut that background music, will you? - "l can't live without you..." 1252 01:48:24,958 --> 01:48:25,999 Hi. 1253 01:48:26,166 --> 01:48:30,165 What's up? You sound weak 1254 01:48:32,666 --> 01:48:35,790 l'm coming back, l can't carry it on 1255 01:48:36,416 --> 01:48:38,915 Come back, but for a problem 1256 01:48:39,791 --> 01:48:43,332 With me, you will be a widow soon 1257 01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:47,499 Hey Sexy, widow is a term used for women 1258 01:48:48,541 --> 01:48:51,207 Correction. You will be a male widow 1259 01:48:54,125 --> 01:48:55,999 What's your DVD score? 1260 01:48:56,458 --> 01:48:59,332 Four to go. Will be over tonight 1261 01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:01,832 Four in a night? 1262 01:49:02,041 --> 01:49:04,540 Of course. l'm watching it in fast-forward 1263 01:49:05,208 --> 01:49:08,082 Why fast-forward? - There's nothing in it 1264 01:49:09,125 --> 01:49:10,790 You conned me. 1265 01:49:12,083 --> 01:49:13,915 How do you know what happens in adult movies? 1266 01:49:14,750 --> 01:49:18,749 This is what happens when a cartoon watcher goes to buy adult movies 1267 01:49:20,166 --> 01:49:22,040 Where is she? 1268 01:49:22,458 --> 01:49:23,499 Who? 1269 01:49:23,666 --> 01:49:27,457 Leg Kebab. You call her Leg Kebab, don't you? 1270 01:49:29,875 --> 01:49:31,415 l used to 1271 01:49:31,666 --> 01:49:34,124 Used to? And she used to call you...? 1272 01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:37,457 Forget it. - Tell me 1273 01:49:40,791 --> 01:49:43,082 Greens. - So cute 1274 01:49:43,916 --> 01:49:46,624 You eat greens and you can see only grass 1275 01:49:47,458 --> 01:49:52,874 Apt name. Has Leg Kebab had a quarrel with Greens? 1276 01:49:54,166 --> 01:49:57,290 Hmm. - What does hmm translate to? 1277 01:49:59,791 --> 01:50:01,874 You must've certainly said something in a rage 1278 01:50:02,666 --> 01:50:05,790 What did l say? She is doing me a favour by marrying me 1279 01:50:06,333 --> 01:50:10,790 Darling, what else would she do? 1280 01:50:11,625 --> 01:50:15,790 Everyone with you is doing you a favour 1281 01:50:16,500 --> 01:50:21,415 Am l so evil? - The others are too good, that's it. 1282 01:50:22,291 --> 01:50:25,790 Where's Leg Kebab? Apologise to her soon. 1283 01:50:26,083 --> 01:50:29,957 Why apologise? - Sorry doesn't reduce one's height 1284 01:50:32,291 --> 01:50:36,415 Why don't you come to lndia, Sexy? - lt takes 9 hours to reach lndia. 1285 01:50:37,458 --> 01:50:42,457 Who has time, boss? l have to finish four DVDs. 1286 01:50:43,541 --> 01:50:47,665 Don't waste my time, go and waste Leg Kebab's time. 1287 01:50:47,875 --> 01:50:50,790 Apologise to her. - All right, there's no hurry. 1288 01:50:51,458 --> 01:50:53,540 Looks like you have a lot of time 1289 01:50:55,625 --> 01:50:58,332 Lend me some time, please. - Hey Sexy. 1290 01:50:59,125 --> 01:51:02,249 Don't waste time, baby. Bye. 1291 01:51:20,375 --> 01:51:22,040 Attention please. 1292 01:51:23,083 --> 01:51:26,207 Due to floods of tears all the runways have been shut. 1293 01:51:27,666 --> 01:51:30,999 All flights to London have been cancelled for a few days. 1294 01:51:33,500 --> 01:51:35,582 Please take the trouble to come outside. 1295 01:51:36,458 --> 01:51:38,707 lnconvenience caused is greatly regretted. 1296 01:51:54,541 --> 01:51:56,415 Hey Leg Kebab, 1297 01:51:59,166 --> 01:52:01,207 want some chicken? 1298 01:52:03,708 --> 01:52:06,832 Papa hasn't eaten yet. - He will 1299 01:52:10,500 --> 01:52:12,665 Nimazuddin's famous Karim Chicken Kebab 1300 01:52:14,208 --> 01:52:17,040 Did you go to Nimazuddin so late? - No. 1301 01:52:18,541 --> 01:52:20,999 The chicken came on its own from Nimazuddin. 1302 01:52:25,666 --> 01:52:28,707 How come the mere mention of chicken stop your tears? 1303 01:52:30,583 --> 01:52:31,624 C'mon 1304 01:52:40,125 --> 01:52:41,207 Papa... 1305 01:52:42,125 --> 01:52:44,957 Come downstairs and eat something. 1306 01:52:51,166 --> 01:52:53,290 Chicken. You love it, don't you? 1307 01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:57,457 Get up. 1308 01:53:03,833 --> 01:53:05,790 Get that man out first. 1309 01:53:19,958 --> 01:53:21,832 Have it. 1310 01:53:25,625 --> 01:53:27,665 Will you drop him? 1311 01:53:31,666 --> 01:53:35,374 All right. Then l'll leave this body. 1312 01:53:39,791 --> 01:53:41,624 As you wish, Papa. 1313 01:54:16,250 --> 01:54:18,082 Seema, tea... 1314 01:54:23,625 --> 01:54:25,582 Tea, sir. - Go! 1315 01:54:33,958 --> 01:54:40,999 The enlightened one... 1316 01:54:42,083 --> 01:54:47,874 knows the pain of others. 1317 01:55:14,291 --> 01:55:19,957 He does good to others, 1318 01:55:21,833 --> 01:55:27,457 "yet he does not let pride enter his mind" 1319 01:55:53,125 --> 01:55:56,832 He tolerates and praises... 1320 01:55:57,041 --> 01:56:00,165 the entire world, 1321 01:56:01,208 --> 01:56:05,374 never criticizes anyone. 1322 01:56:16,458 --> 01:56:20,582 His words and thoughts... 1323 01:56:21,416 --> 01:56:24,124 are pure. 1324 01:56:25,166 --> 01:56:31,415 Blessed is your mother. 1325 01:56:49,125 --> 01:56:49,999 Hi 1326 01:56:50,166 --> 01:56:52,874 Greens, do something 1327 01:56:53,291 --> 01:56:55,374 Hasn't eaten yet, still acting, eh? 1328 01:56:56,625 --> 01:56:59,624 lf his sugar level falls, he'll go into a coma. l'll be there. 1329 01:57:00,583 --> 01:57:02,665 No, don't come here, else... 1330 01:57:03,708 --> 01:57:07,874 For all the things Gandhiji taught us, did he just learn this much? 1331 01:57:08,916 --> 01:57:10,874 Can't help it 1332 01:57:11,500 --> 01:57:14,707 Hold him tight, open his mouth and force orange juice into it 1333 01:57:15,166 --> 01:57:19,790 l did try. Do something, Greens 1334 01:57:26,833 --> 01:57:28,915 lsn't committing suicide still a crime in this country? 1335 01:57:31,916 --> 01:57:33,915 Can l help you? 1336 01:57:34,541 --> 01:57:37,040 Someone is trying to commit suicide, l want you to stop him 1337 01:57:37,916 --> 01:57:40,582 You mean... - Someone is attempting suicide, 1338 01:57:40,791 --> 01:57:43,915 l want you to stop him. - Okay... 1339 01:57:44,125 --> 01:57:46,207 you mean he hasn't committed suicide yet, he will? 1340 01:57:46,416 --> 01:57:50,374 He's trying. Please stop him before he succeeds. 1341 01:57:52,875 --> 01:57:55,790 You mean the person is on top of a building and... 1342 01:57:56,041 --> 01:57:58,082 No. He's in his own house. 1343 01:57:59,958 --> 01:58:03,082 You mean, he's hanging himself? Or has he taken sedatives...? 1344 01:58:03,333 --> 01:58:05,415 He's not even taking sedatives. 1345 01:58:05,750 --> 01:58:09,332 He has stopped eating. He's not had anything since two days 1346 01:58:10,500 --> 01:58:12,457 He's starving himself to death. 1347 01:58:13,750 --> 01:58:16,624 You mean non-violence? - Nothing great about it. 1348 01:58:17,875 --> 01:58:21,832 He's actually threatening us, he doesn't want his daughter to marry me. 1349 01:58:24,750 --> 01:58:26,832 l can understand. - What can you understand? 1350 01:58:27,208 --> 01:58:29,124 l mean... your grief 1351 01:58:29,416 --> 01:58:31,207 ln fact, l'm angry. 1352 01:58:33,083 --> 01:58:35,374 lt's not a serious problem, sir. 1353 01:58:35,750 --> 01:58:38,290 ls there a minor solution to this minor problem? 1354 01:58:38,791 --> 01:58:42,457 Yes. Tell him, you are dumping his daughter, 1355 01:58:43,041 --> 01:58:45,165 you are not marrying her. He will eat. 1356 01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:53,082 Then you can take the girl away and marry her quietly in some temple. 1357 01:58:54,125 --> 01:58:55,999 Brilliant idea. 1358 01:58:56,291 --> 01:58:58,290 lf l wanted to do that, why'd l come to you? 1359 01:59:00,166 --> 01:59:02,249 Arrest him please. He can't blackmail us 1360 01:59:02,875 --> 01:59:06,624 We are lawfully right, he is committing a crime. 1361 01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:10,165 lt's an attempt to commit suicide. Please arrest him for that, 1362 01:59:10,791 --> 01:59:12,874 feed him forcibly and rid us of our worries 1363 01:59:13,125 --> 01:59:15,582 Sir... please forgive me. 1364 01:59:15,958 --> 01:59:19,749 l'm helpless. lf you say, l can go with you and advice him. 1365 01:59:20,416 --> 01:59:24,332 But l can't arrest him. l can't arrest anyone... 1366 01:59:24,541 --> 01:59:28,499 who is starving and protesting non-violently. 1367 01:59:28,833 --> 01:59:31,624 Besides, we consider such people great. 1368 01:59:32,041 --> 01:59:36,207 Nobody has escaped in our country after arresting a follower of non-violence. 1369 01:59:36,416 --> 01:59:38,290 Give and take? 1370 01:59:41,000 --> 01:59:47,249 No sir. ln this matter, we can take, but we cannot give. Sorry. 1371 01:59:47,750 --> 01:59:49,749 How do l feed her father now? 1372 02:00:01,458 --> 02:00:02,499 Hello. 1373 02:00:09,375 --> 02:00:11,832 Where's my daughter-in-law? - At her father's 1374 02:00:12,416 --> 02:00:14,332 He has given up food. - What? 1375 02:00:24,125 --> 02:00:25,582 Let's go. - Where? 1376 02:00:25,750 --> 02:00:28,290 You are a great chef, aren't you ashamed? 1377 02:00:28,541 --> 02:00:31,249 Can't you feed a hungry man? C'mon 1378 02:00:44,750 --> 02:00:47,249 ls he dead? - No. lt's only the second day. 1379 02:00:47,625 --> 02:00:50,374 He'll survive for two more days. - Oh no, four more days at least. 1380 02:00:50,791 --> 02:00:52,874 At least a week. - Wanna bet? 1381 02:00:56,666 --> 02:00:58,332 No, wait. 1382 02:01:06,291 --> 02:01:07,457 Hello. 1383 02:01:12,916 --> 02:01:15,790 Holy water. Give him some. 1384 02:01:33,708 --> 02:01:35,582 Sir please... - Don't touch me 1385 02:01:35,791 --> 02:01:37,665 Don't touch me. 1386 02:01:53,708 --> 02:01:55,249 Holy water! 1387 02:01:57,458 --> 02:01:59,332 Liberates your soul. 1388 02:02:00,166 --> 02:02:02,665 Don't worry, l'm not taking your girl away nor am l going to feed you. 1389 02:02:06,708 --> 02:02:08,915 Excuse me... l'm talking to you. 1390 02:02:10,833 --> 02:02:14,749 l'm... sorry, l'm six years older to you, show me some respect. 1391 02:02:24,166 --> 02:02:28,707 What's your problem? Same? Same old... what will people say? 1392 02:02:29,708 --> 02:02:31,040 l don't think so. 1393 02:02:31,250 --> 02:02:33,915 lf you cared for people, you wouldn't let her be single for 34 years. 1394 02:02:35,166 --> 02:02:38,707 So, what will people say is not your problem. 1395 02:02:40,458 --> 02:02:44,332 You don't care for others. Maybe you care for your daughter. 1396 02:02:46,125 --> 02:02:47,249 Yes? 1397 02:02:52,791 --> 02:02:54,540 Worried about your daughter? 1398 02:02:56,458 --> 02:03:00,415 Alcoholic, gambler, wastrel, hopeless ... l'm none of those 1399 02:03:01,458 --> 02:03:05,124 lf you are worried about what'll happen to her after l die... l'm insured. 1400 02:03:05,416 --> 02:03:07,249 She'll be taken care of. No problem. 1401 02:03:10,375 --> 02:03:12,457 Then what's your problem? 1402 02:03:12,708 --> 02:03:15,582 No, don't... what's your problem? 1403 02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:18,082 What's your problem? 1404 02:03:18,250 --> 02:03:20,374 What is the problem? 1405 02:03:21,541 --> 02:03:23,499 That, l am 30 years older to her? 1406 02:03:24,375 --> 02:03:26,832 Old women now are marrying young boys. 1407 02:03:27,458 --> 02:03:30,165 We're not breaking norms, we're following traditions. 1408 02:03:30,375 --> 02:03:34,332 No problem there at all. So, is the real problem my age? 1409 02:03:35,875 --> 02:03:38,957 l'm over 21 years old. Perfectly legal marriageable age. 1410 02:03:39,416 --> 02:03:42,665 No problem there at all. l'm 64 years old, l'm... 1411 02:03:44,375 --> 02:03:47,665 Hey, is that your problem? 1412 02:03:49,291 --> 02:03:50,999 64 years? 1413 02:03:53,583 --> 02:03:55,665 What is age, after all? 1414 02:03:56,291 --> 02:03:58,290 This... this? 1415 02:03:58,750 --> 02:04:03,499 Body doesn't determine a man's age, mind does. lt's all in the bloody mind. 1416 02:04:04,750 --> 02:04:08,707 And anyway, a man grows old when he is no more interested in living. 1417 02:04:08,916 --> 02:04:12,874 l've just begun to love life, so me being 64 is not a problem. 1418 02:04:13,541 --> 02:04:15,624 Sixty-four years is not a problem. 1419 02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:17,874 Please tell him to go. 1420 02:04:18,083 --> 02:04:21,832 What? What? Drink some water and say clearly whatever you have to say. 1421 02:04:22,250 --> 02:04:24,957 lf you speak clearly, l'll hear clearly. Common sense. 1422 02:04:27,083 --> 02:04:29,332 Could common sense be your problem? 1423 02:04:30,041 --> 02:04:33,707 No, common sense can't be your problem. 1424 02:04:33,916 --> 02:04:37,040 Because you do have the sense that if you don't drink water, you will die. 1425 02:04:37,750 --> 02:04:40,165 lf you die, you will leave your daughter's hand. 1426 02:04:42,000 --> 02:04:44,374 Two hours... people will mourn for only two hours. 1427 02:04:44,541 --> 02:04:47,457 People don't have much time nowadays. Everyone will go home. 1428 02:04:47,625 --> 02:04:50,582 l'll be the only one staying back to hold your daughter's arm. Damn. 1429 02:04:51,375 --> 02:04:54,540 That much common sense you do have, hundred percent. 1430 02:05:00,791 --> 02:05:02,040 Actually, 1431 02:05:03,875 --> 02:05:05,374 could jealousy be your real problem? 1432 02:05:11,208 --> 02:05:12,457 Actually 1433 02:05:14,125 --> 02:05:17,915 Come to think of it, your problem is envy. 1434 02:05:18,458 --> 02:05:21,249 You are jealous. Just plain, simple jealous. 1435 02:05:24,583 --> 02:05:29,332 Your philosophy of old age was prayers, good and Bhaji. 1436 02:05:29,583 --> 02:05:31,665 The thought of us together messed up your brains... 1437 02:05:31,916 --> 02:05:37,457 how can somebody's old age be so colourful! lt made you jealous, yes? 1438 02:05:37,791 --> 02:05:39,874 That's it. That's your problem You are jealous. 1439 02:05:40,333 --> 02:05:43,499 That's his problem. His problem is that he is jealous. 1440 02:05:44,750 --> 02:05:48,707 Don't dare touch me! The man is plain and simple jealous. 1441 02:05:49,708 --> 02:05:51,207 Jealous means? 1442 02:05:55,166 --> 02:05:58,082 You are doing what every man who is jealous of beauty does. 1443 02:05:58,916 --> 02:06:00,790 Trying to destroy beauty. 1444 02:06:01,000 --> 02:06:06,415 You thought, how can an old man be so happy when l am myself ruing old age! 1445 02:06:06,958 --> 02:06:10,790 Of course, you are jealous. You are just jealous. 1446 02:06:13,583 --> 02:06:15,665 Get up and drink some water. 1447 02:06:17,083 --> 02:06:18,540 l can see everything clearly now. 1448 02:06:18,708 --> 02:06:20,790 C'mon, drink some water. 1449 02:06:27,541 --> 02:06:29,207 Jealousy makes one blind. 1450 02:06:29,416 --> 02:06:31,415 Gandhiji's Satyagraha benefitted the country. 1451 02:06:31,625 --> 02:06:35,582 This melodrama of yours will only put your daughter in a loss, nothing else. 1452 02:06:37,916 --> 02:06:40,790 You think if l go away she will marry someone else? 1453 02:06:41,041 --> 02:06:42,874 She won't. Wanna bet? 1454 02:06:43,166 --> 02:06:46,415 She'll grow up but she'll still be single, only because of yourjealousy. 1455 02:06:49,375 --> 02:06:52,249 Three seconds... it takes only three seconds to marry. 1456 02:06:53,708 --> 02:06:55,582 Where's the vermillion? 1457 02:06:56,833 --> 02:06:58,499 Here it is. 1458 02:06:59,958 --> 02:07:02,040 Shall l apply it? 1459 02:07:02,541 --> 02:07:06,832 Shall l? 1460 02:07:07,125 --> 02:07:10,165 See? To keep you alive, she is killing herself. 1461 02:07:10,875 --> 02:07:13,082 And here you are... are you her father? Sure? 1462 02:07:14,958 --> 02:07:19,124 What a father! You are going through so much to snatch your daughter's life. 1463 02:07:23,166 --> 02:07:27,249 Dammit! You can't be her father. 1464 02:07:27,666 --> 02:07:29,540 He is not her father. 1465 02:07:38,833 --> 02:07:43,499 What an acidic tongue! Like mine. 1466 02:08:02,291 --> 02:08:04,124 Stop the car. 1467 02:08:27,208 --> 02:08:29,957 My lonely, lost eyes... 1468 02:08:30,166 --> 02:08:32,040 Look for you... 1469 02:08:33,000 --> 02:08:35,374 Madly 1470 02:08:36,083 --> 02:08:38,915 When will you come, 1471 02:08:39,125 --> 02:08:41,207 asks my soul... 1472 02:08:41,625 --> 02:08:44,124 Madly 1473 02:08:44,291 --> 02:08:47,249 l'm here, 1474 02:08:48,875 --> 02:08:52,665 where are you? 1475 02:08:53,125 --> 02:08:56,207 Listen to my cries. 1476 02:09:56,625 --> 02:10:00,165 That's why l always tell you to go to the gym. 1477 02:10:07,041 --> 02:10:10,999 Don't you become a vegan. 1478 02:10:30,791 --> 02:10:31,832 Greens, 1479 02:10:34,375 --> 02:10:36,290 you left your chutney, didn't you? 1480 02:10:38,541 --> 02:10:40,165 Where are you? 1481 02:10:40,375 --> 02:10:41,415 Qutub. 1482 02:10:41,708 --> 02:10:43,290 l'm coming. 1483 02:10:56,333 --> 02:10:58,165 Did the old man agree? 1484 02:10:59,958 --> 02:11:02,249 Wonderful. 1485 02:11:03,875 --> 02:11:07,457 l could die for this. 1486 02:11:07,666 --> 02:11:09,749 A spell is cast. 1487 02:11:10,000 --> 02:11:13,124 A wedding is happening here. 1488 02:11:21,208 --> 02:11:23,290 Sexy has left us, Buddha. 1489 02:11:27,583 --> 02:11:29,332 She's gone. 1490 02:11:30,250 --> 02:11:33,499 She's gone, Buddha. Just five minutes back. 1491 02:11:37,041 --> 02:11:38,957 What happened? 1492 02:12:13,083 --> 02:12:15,582 Ma... l want Sexy. 1493 02:12:17,875 --> 02:12:26,415 Ma, please help me. 1494 02:12:27,666 --> 02:12:31,832 Ma, please help me join my hands for Sexy. 1495 02:12:37,458 --> 02:12:41,207 My mistake, Ma. l've done a huge mistake. 1496 02:12:45,166 --> 02:12:47,874 Ma, please help me. l want Sexy. 1497 02:12:48,250 --> 02:12:50,165 l want Sexy. 1498 02:12:52,666 --> 02:12:54,749 l want her... l want Sexy, Ma. 1499 02:12:55,791 --> 02:12:57,874 Ma, l want Sexy. 1500 02:13:36,666 --> 02:13:38,124 Hey Greens 1501 02:13:38,791 --> 02:13:41,832 Hey Noodles, give me company. 1502 02:13:42,666 --> 02:13:44,749 l know how much you love Sexy. 1503 02:13:46,041 --> 02:13:48,499 Why must you reduce that love to tears? 1504 02:13:50,250 --> 02:13:54,124 These tears make the love fade away gradually. 1505 02:13:54,625 --> 02:13:56,624 Want to know how? 1506 02:13:57,041 --> 02:13:59,332 Why do we cry? Because our heart is heavy. 1507 02:13:59,750 --> 02:14:00,749 Heavy-heavy... 1508 02:14:00,875 --> 02:14:03,915 The heart is heavy because it's filled with love. 1509 02:14:04,541 --> 02:14:08,290 Shedding tears makes the heart light. 1510 02:14:08,958 --> 02:14:13,290 Why does it lighten the heart? Because the love in the heart... 1511 02:14:13,791 --> 02:14:16,457 slowly and gradually goes out in tears 1512 02:14:17,458 --> 02:14:21,207 The immense love that you have for Sexy, 1513 02:14:22,500 --> 02:14:24,540 why do you want to wash it away in tears? 1514 02:14:25,375 --> 02:14:27,457 You were happy that's why you are sad now. 1515 02:14:27,666 --> 02:14:30,165 So be happy-sad, not sad-sad. 1516 02:14:38,291 --> 02:14:40,374 l wish l could be Sexy. 1517 02:14:50,625 --> 02:14:53,499 You are very very... 1518 02:14:54,708 --> 02:14:56,624 very sexy. 1519 02:15:10,375 --> 02:15:12,249 So are you... 1520 02:15:30,375 --> 02:15:32,457 Sir... - What? 1521 02:15:37,041 --> 02:15:39,124 Kheema Bhare Salan Murg ka Pulao. Good. 1522 02:15:45,791 --> 02:15:47,040 Uran? 1523 02:15:49,750 --> 02:15:52,874 RAAN. - Oh, raan 1524 02:15:53,791 --> 02:15:57,040 Where's Colgate? - Colgate's gone to lndia 1525 02:15:57,625 --> 02:15:58,915 Got a baby. 1526 02:15:59,125 --> 02:16:01,415 Sale raan... - Swine 1527 02:16:14,000 --> 02:16:16,832 Will you smile now? You are very lucky. 1528 02:16:17,208 --> 02:16:21,624 One is lucky to be served food by one's daughter. 1529 02:16:22,250 --> 02:16:25,374 But you are getting your son-in-law to serve food for you. 1530 02:16:34,750 --> 02:16:36,832 Tomorrow is lndia vs England, first test match. 1531 02:16:38,916 --> 02:16:40,582 At Lords... 1532 02:16:41,833 --> 02:16:44,540 l got two tickets. You don't like cricket. 1533 02:16:44,958 --> 02:16:47,040 Are you coming, Ma? - Sure 1534 02:16:48,333 --> 02:16:52,249 Lords...? The Mecca of cricket! 1535 02:16:54,708 --> 02:16:57,457 l've been waiting for that game. 1536 02:17:06,041 --> 02:17:07,874 Cricket, yeah. 1537 02:17:15,125 --> 02:17:17,249 Can l go with you? - Yeah, sure.