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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Today, the boy is dead.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And in his place</font>

3
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">is a man.</font>

4
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you go.</font>

5
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Training in 60 minutes.</font>

6
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where's the boning knife?</font>

7
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Zaja took
the boning knife again.</font>

9
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, yeah.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Jesus.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pol Pot.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Boning knife.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mountain beaver, huh?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-hmm.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're dead.</font>

17
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Vespyr, Kielyr, pair off.</font>

18
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get your guard up.</font>

19
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You have to stab to kill.</font>

20
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Aim for the liver or the kidneys,
otherwise she'll never learn.</font>

21
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shouldn't we aim here?</font>

22
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">A knife in the lungs
creates a pneumothorax.</font>

23
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or next to the sternum,
to penetrate the heart?</font>

24
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That'd be instant death.</font>

25
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">If it makes you happy, Zaj, sure.
Aim for the heart.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bo, you want to show 'em?
Over here.</font>

27
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, let's go.</font>

28
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Disarm her if you can.</font>

29
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ow!</font>

30
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>

31
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How is that good?
She just stabbed me.</font>

32
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">She fucking just stabbed me.</font>

33
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, then learn
to defend yourself.</font>

34
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You kill her.
Yeah, thank you.</font>

35
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's try that.</font>

36
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Zaj, page.</font>

37
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">300
and 98.</font>

38
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You still liking it?
Mmm-hmm.</font>

39
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">To stay on schedule
for the test,</font>

40
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">you're going to have to be
finished in 8 days. Okay?</font>

41
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

42
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Vesp? How you getting along?</font>

43
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just finished Chapter 12,</font>

44
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"The World on a String."</font>

45
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

46
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you having any trouble
with quantum entanglement?</font>

47
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Planck length
versus Planck time?</font>

48
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm fine.
Good.</font>

49
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then tomorrow after lunch,</font>

50
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">you can give a brief
presentation on M-theory.</font>

51
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Argue counterpoints with Bo and
Rell vis-a-vis Witten and Dirac.</font>

52
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo!</font>

53
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go. Go all the way
to the top.</font>

54
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">If training is over today, can
we take Steve somewhere for class later?</font>

55
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe.</font>

56
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why does Mommy have
to be gone so long?</font>

57
00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:27,784
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She hasn't been
gone very long.</font>

58
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,348
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Actually,
it's been three months,</font>

59
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">2 weeks, 6 days,
and 11 hours.</font>

60
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom is very ill.</font>

61
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't talk to us like
we're your inferiors.</font>

62
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bo is right. Mom needs to
be in the hospital right now.</font>

63
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,963
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But you said hospitals are
only a great place to go</font>

64
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">if you're a healthy person
and you want to die.</font>

65
00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:44,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You said Americans are
undereducated and over medicated.</font>

66
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,162
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You said the AMA
are avaricious whores</font>

67
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">only too willing to spread
their fat legs for Big Pharma.</font>

68
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All of those things
are true.</font>

69
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">But Mom does not have enough of
the neurotransmitter serotonin</font>

70
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">to conduct electrical
signals in her brain.</font>

71
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Exactly when is
Mom coming back?</font>

72
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what I'm
going to go find out.</font>

73
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Be good, monkey butts.</font>

74
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">See you later, Dad.</font>

75
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bye.
Bye, guys.</font>

76
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry.</font>

77
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you coming in?</font>

78
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No? Okay. Bye.</font>

79
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, Bo, I got that.
Go talk to them.</font>

80
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We got time.</font>

81
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ask her what she thinks
of the working people</font>

82
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">creating an armed revolution
against the exploiting classes</font>

83
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:21,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and their state structures?</font>

84
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:24,467
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, Marxists can be just
as genocidal as capitalists.</font>

85
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or whether or not she's a
dialectical materialist</font>

86
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">and accords primacy
to the class struggle?</font>

87
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Avoid Marxism.</font>

88
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or telling her
you're a Trotskyite.</font>

89
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Trotskyist.</font>

90
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Only a Stalinist would call
a Trotskyist a Trotskyite.</font>

91
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I'm not
a Trotskyist anymore.</font>

92
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a Maoist.</font>

93
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>

94
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I forgot, sorry.</font>

95
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>

96
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Joe.</font>

97
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,077
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I sold all your
stuff from last time.</font>

98
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Great.
Let's see what you got.</font>

99
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hello?</i>
Hey.</font>

100
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:41,884
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Ben.</i>
How's she doing?</font>

101
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Harper?</font>

102
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Harper?</font>

103
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Leslie killed
herself last night.</i></font>

104
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How?</font>

105
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Harper.</font>

106
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Harper, tell me.</font>

107
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>She slit her wrists.</i></font>

108
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You're my brother.
If you need anything from me...</i></font>

109
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Last night,</font>

110
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mommy killed herself.</font>

111
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,324
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She finally did it.</font>

112
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,575
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your mother is dead.</font>

113
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nothing is going to change.</font>

114
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:55,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We will go on living
in exactly the same way.</font>

115
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,055
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're a family.</font>

116
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:01,933
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>

117
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,017
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom!</font>

118
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom! Mom!</font>

119
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you! Fucking...</font>

120
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,210
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom! Mom!</font>

121
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,223
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hate you!</font>

122
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck!</font>

123
00:19:58,782 --> 00:19:59,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Daddy.</font>

124
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jesus fucking Christ.</font>

125
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>43.</i>
<i>Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!</i></font>

126
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>44.</i></font>

127
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">45.</font>

128
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,445
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold plank.</font>

129
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like boards.</font>

130
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,661
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Breathe, breathe,
breathe, breathe.</font>

131
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,254
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got it.</font>

132
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,544
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Keep holding.</font>

133
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,246
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're strong, you can do it.</font>

134
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:36,628
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, when's Mom's funeral?</font>

135
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,551
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The utter recklessness,</i></font>

136
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:45,055
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>the instability and insecurity that
you have brought to her life...</i></font>

137
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We decided to live here.
Both of us.</font>

138
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,596
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is your fault.</i></font>

139
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,853
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leslie had a disease.</font>

140
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,123
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She had to be in
a good facility.</font>

141
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You were kind enough
to offer to pay for it</font>

142
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,571
<font face="Comic Sans MS">as long as she was
treated near you.</font>

143
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:58,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We did that.</font>

144
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:00,567
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I found her will.</font>

145
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:03,414
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I assume you know
that Leslie was a Buddhist.</font>

146
00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:06,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That means she wanted to be
cremated, not buried.</font>

147
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:08,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was very
important to her...</font>

148
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I have just
lost my only child.</i></font>

149
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:14,422
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm in no mood to discuss the
particulars of her funeral with you.</i></font>

150
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,551
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Wherever you are, stay there!</i></font>

151
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,168
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You are not welcome here.</i></font>

152
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,165
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>If you show up,
I will have you arrested.</i></font>

153
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:25,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jack? God damn it.</font>

154
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,175
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hello, Ben.</i></font>

155
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:30,726
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Leslie is in Heaven now.
She is finally at peace.</i></font>

156
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When is the ceremony?</font>

157
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:37,734
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's in 5 days,
in New Mexico, at our church.</i></font>

158
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>How are the children?</i></font>

159
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,941
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you hear
what Jack just said?</font>

160
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's been years.</i></font>

161
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:45,702
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He said that he would have
me arrested if we go there.</font>

162
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:47,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you hear that?</font>

163
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,907
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He's very upset.</i></font>

164
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's just best to
do what he says.</i></font>

165
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,046
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It doesn't make any sense.</font>

166
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,930
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, who are they
to make these decisions?</font>

167
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:07,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's this sick sense of entitlement
that they all seem to have.</font>

168
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,615
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is what we stand against,
this is what Mom stood against.</font>

169
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:10,849
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom hated that world.</font>

170
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,022
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Clothes on when
we eat, please.</font>

171
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's completely unjust,
that's what it is.</font>

172
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:23,781
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're in the very unique
position of hating those people.</font>

173
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:26,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can "unique" be modified?
No.</font>

174
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,408
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We don't hate
Nana and Grandpa,</font>

175
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:33,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but the rest of their tribe
are fascist capitalists.</font>

176
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,917
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're just repeating
whatever Dad says.</font>

177
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:40,089
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm writing down everything you say.
In my mind.</font>

178
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you even know
what a fascist is?</font>

179
00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:46,012
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Violent, nationalist militants.</font>

180
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:50,143
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Supported by big business and their
totalitarian single-party dictators.</font>

181
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:56,058
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're her family, we have to go.
Grandpa said we can't.</font>

182
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,066
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What will happen
if they arrest you?</font>

183
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Will they take
us away from you?</font>

184
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,370
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a possibility.</font>

185
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,012
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hey.</i></font>

186
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,227
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wake up.</font>

187
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:42,571
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wake up, grizzly bear,
my fantastic man.</font>

188
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:57,081
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What we're doing out
here is so incredible.</font>

189
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,460
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The kids are amazing.</font>

190
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:08,132
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But you have to take care
of them for me, okay?</font>

191
00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:14,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you all so much.</font>

192
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,604
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you so much.</font>

193
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We want to see Mom.</font>

194
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,168
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Plus, Grandpa can't
oppress us.</font>

195
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We want
to honor her life.</font>

196
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,047
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's the least
you could do.</font>

197
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,970
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that
supposed to mean?</font>

198
00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:57,971
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know.</font>

199
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I don't.</font>

200
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:05,226
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Forget it. But I know.</font>

201
00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:07,817
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're strong and we're ready.
I said no.</font>

202
00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:10,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Too risky.</font>

203
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:11,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're defined by our actions,
not our words.</font>

204
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:13,810
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad,
give us the mission.</font>

205
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,615
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mission: Rescue Mom!</font>

206
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:18,037
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Training in
10 minutes.</font>

207
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:47,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, fuck!</font>

208
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:50,364
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rell?</font>

209
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:52,404
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can you flex
your fingers?</font>

210
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:55,822
<font face="Comic Sans MS">S-T-O-P.</font>

211
00:26:56,199 --> 00:27:00,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stay calm. Think.
Observe. And plan.</font>

212
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:04,579
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you hit the rocks below you,
you'll die from blunt force trauma.</font>

213
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,249
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or internal bleeding from
massive bone fracturing.</font>

214
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,011
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or splenic flexure
of the large intestine.</font>

215
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,010
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, thank you, Zaj.</font>

216
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't, my hand.</font>

217
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,345
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's no cavalry.</font>

218
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:22,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No one will magically appear
and save you in the end.</font>

219
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:35,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Almost.</font>

220
00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:40,286
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got it.
Good boy.</font>

221
00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:43,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, let's go.</font>

222
00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:28,921
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Class time on Steve.
We're going up to the glacier.</font>

223
00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:31,168
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go.</font>

224
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,830
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We can't go to
Mommy's funeral.</font>

225
00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:12,631
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We have to do
what we're told.</font>

226
00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:17,085
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Some fights,
you can't win.</font>

227
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The powerful control the
lives of the powerless.</font>

228
00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,102
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the way
the world works.</font>

229
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,846
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's unjust and it's unfair.</font>

230
00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:29,772
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that's just
too damn bad.</font>

231
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We have to shut up
and accept it.</font>

232
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:47,501
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, fuck that.</font>

233
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,009
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So they know we're coming!</font>

234
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,180
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mommy! Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!</font>

235
00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:55,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Attention all campers,
this is your captain speaking.</i></font>

236
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,778
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Here we have the embodiment
of Calvin Coolidge's statement</i></font>

237
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>that the business of
America is business.</i></font>

238
00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:03,744
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Our democracy is one of
the brightest lights</i></font>

239
00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:07,241
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>of social justice
in the history of humankind.</i></font>

240
00:31:07,617 --> 00:31:11,747
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And yet most of our fellow citizens
engage in frenzied shopping</i></font>

241
00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:14,121
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>as their primary form
of social interaction.</i></font>

242
00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:16,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>"Come on down, let's go shopping!"</i></font>

243
00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:18,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>"These prices are insane!"</i></font>

244
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,940
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's a bordello? Oh.
A whorehouse.</font>

245
00:31:41,442 --> 00:31:42,572
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you reading?</font>

246
00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:47,122
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Lolita?</i>
I didn't assign that book.</font>

247
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:48,947
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm skipping ahead.</font>

248
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:51,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And?</font>

249
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:55,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's interesting.
"Interesting!"</font>

250
00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:56,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Illegal word!</font>

251
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, Kielyr
said "interesting!"</font>

252
00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,211
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Interesting"
is a non-word.</font>

253
00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:01,735
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know you're supposed
to avoid it.</font>

254
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Be specific.</font>

255
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:05,631
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's disturbing.
More specific.</font>

256
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,047
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can I just read?</font>

257
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:09,465
<font face="Comic Sans MS">After you give us
your analysis thus far.</font>

258
00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:13,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's this old man
who loves this girl,</font>

259
00:32:13,391 --> 00:32:16,481
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and she's only 12 years old.
That's the plot.</font>

260
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,659
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because it's written
from his perspective,</font>

261
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:31,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">you sort of understand
and sympathize with him.</font>

262
00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:33,662
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Which is kind of amazing</font>

263
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:37,166
<font face="Comic Sans MS">because he's essentially
a child molester.</font>

264
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:40,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But his love for her
is beautiful.</font>

265
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:46,423
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But it's also sort of a trick
because it's so wrong.</font>

266
00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:51,137
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, he's old,
and he basically rapes her.</font>

267
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:54,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So it makes me feel...</font>

268
00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:58,650
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hate him.</font>

269
00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:02,687
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And somehow I feel sorry
for him at the same time.</font>

270
00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:05,822
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well done.</font>

271
00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What does "rape" mean?</font>

272
00:33:13,618 --> 00:33:15,618
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When a person, usually a man,</font>

273
00:33:15,703 --> 00:33:18,043
<font face="Comic Sans MS">forces another person,
usually a woman,</font>

274
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,174
<font face="Comic Sans MS">to have sexual intercourse.</font>

275
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:21,379
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>

276
00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:23,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who's hungry?
Me!</font>

277
00:33:24,712 --> 00:33:27,972
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's "sexual intercourse"?</font>

278
00:33:29,884 --> 00:33:33,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When a man sticks his penis
in a woman's vagina.</font>

279
00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:36,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Everyone keep their
eyes peeled for deer.</font>

280
00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:40,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why would a man stick his
penis in a woman's vagina?</font>

281
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:45,321
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because it can give
them both pleasure.</font>

282
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,570
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And because the combination
of a man's sperm</font>

283
00:33:47,652 --> 00:33:49,652
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and a woman's egg
can create a baby</font>

284
00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,567
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and continue the human race.</font>

285
00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:54,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that's where she pees.</font>

286
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:58,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pee comes not from the vagina,
but from the urethra,</font>

287
00:33:58,246 --> 00:34:00,666
<font face="Comic Sans MS">which is within
the outer labia.</font>

288
00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:04,248
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But generally speaking, yes,
that is where she pees.</font>

289
00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:08,093
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Everyone keep your eyes open
for game of any kind.</font>

290
00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:43,618
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

291
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:48,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now what?</font>

292
00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:50,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's wrong with everyone?</font>

293
00:34:50,882 --> 00:34:52,222
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are they sick?</font>

294
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean?
Everyone's so fat.</font>

295
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:58,929
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, they are.
Fat like hippos.</font>

296
00:34:59,307 --> 00:35:01,307
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's not nice to say.
But look!</font>

297
00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:08,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, you can think that,
but we don't make fun of people.</font>

298
00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:09,899
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, Dad?
That's right.</font>

299
00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,744
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We don't make fun
of people.</font>

300
00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:13,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Except Christians.</font>

301
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,214
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad? Dad?</font>

302
00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:33,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit.</font>

303
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:47,690
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This, right now,
this is your first real test.</font>

304
00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:51,476
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stay calm,
remember your training.</font>

305
00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:56,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Morning.
How you doing today?</font>

306
00:35:57,031 --> 00:35:58,201
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Morning, Officer.</font>

307
00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,202
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can I see your license
and registration, please?</font>

308
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,866
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Certainly.</font>

309
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:06,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice rig.
Thank you.</font>

310
00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:08,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I pulled you over because your
back left taillight is out.</font>

311
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:09,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you know that?</font>

312
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,381
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I didn't.
I'm sorry.</font>

313
00:36:13,047 --> 00:36:14,467
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll be right back.</font>

314
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:21,179
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No school today?</font>

315
00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:24,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not yet.</font>

316
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:42,910
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Man, by his sin, has
become separated from God.</font>

317
00:36:42,994 --> 00:36:44,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And only through personally
accepting the gift</font>

318
00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:47,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">of reconciliation purchased
by Jesus on the cross</font>

319
00:36:47,915 --> 00:36:50,495
<font face="Comic Sans MS">can he regain his
fellowship with God.</font>

320
00:36:50,585 --> 00:36:52,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're home-schooled.
Father, may I?</font>

321
00:36:54,589 --> 00:36:56,009
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You may.</font>

322
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:59,933
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>One day when Heaven
was filled with his praises</i></font>

323
00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:03,934
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>One day when
sin was as black as could be</i></font>

324
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:09,019
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Jesus came forth
to be born of a virgin</i></font>

325
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:13,270
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Dwelt among men,
my example is He</i></font>

326
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:17,284
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Living, He loved me
Dying, He saved me</i></font>

327
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I really should go.</font>

328
00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:22,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Buried, He carried
my sins far away</i></font>

329
00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:23,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Seriously... Look,
I really need to get going.</font>

330
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:26,454
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry about that, I gotta get back to work.
Sounds great.</font>

331
00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:28,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When you get a minute,
fix that taillight, okay?</font>

332
00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll do it
right away, sir.</font>

333
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:31,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have a good day, guys.
God bless.</font>

334
00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:33,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">God bless!</font>

335
00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:37,133
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Power to the people.</font>

336
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:39,428
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stick it to the man.</font>

337
00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:23,179
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're just
standing there.</font>

338
00:38:42,863 --> 00:38:44,493
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I miss Mom.</font>

339
00:39:10,641 --> 00:39:12,061
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>

340
00:39:15,479 --> 00:39:19,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No Esperanto.
I'm not joking.</font>

341
00:39:21,819 --> 00:39:25,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No foreign language unless the
language is spoken by all.</font>

342
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:26,369
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know the rule.</font>

343
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:40,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No Esperanto! Please.</font>

344
00:39:41,756 --> 00:39:42,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm hungry.</font>

345
00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:46,093
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, then maybe one of you should
have shot the fucking sheep.</font>

346
00:39:57,271 --> 00:39:58,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They have hot dogs!</font>

347
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's "cola"?
Poison water.</font>

348
00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:04,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can I have
the grilled cheese?</font>

349
00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:05,737
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>

350
00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:07,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's a "milkshake"?</font>

351
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:09,374
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, can I have
a hamburger and fries?</font>

352
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,450
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can I have pancakes?</font>

353
00:40:11,952 --> 00:40:14,212
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, everyone up.
We're outta here.</font>

354
00:40:14,288 --> 00:40:15,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What? No, why?</font>

355
00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:19,290
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because there's no actual
food on this menu. Let's go.</font>

356
00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:24,105
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you okay?</font>

357
00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:28,526
<font face="Comic Sans MS">An old man's having a heart attack!
Call 911!</font>

358
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:30,526
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Call 911!</font>

359
00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:33,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Everyone, get back!</font>

360
00:41:34,118 --> 00:41:35,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My pills!</font>

361
00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:02,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm okay.
He's okay now.</font>

362
00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:04,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir?
Sorry.</font>

363
00:42:05,733 --> 00:42:07,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir?</font>

364
00:42:07,735 --> 00:42:08,985
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir?</font>

365
00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:11,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir?
Sorry about the fuss.</font>

366
00:42:12,072 --> 00:42:13,842
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you sure we can't get you
an ambulance or anything?</font>

367
00:42:13,866 --> 00:42:16,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I just forgot
to take my pills.</font>

368
00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:18,253
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm fine now, really.</font>

369
00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:40,175
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where else
can we improve?</font>

370
00:42:40,267 --> 00:42:43,267
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Flawed exit strategy.
Everyone went out the same doors.</font>

371
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:45,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No one utilized the
loading dock area at all.</font>

372
00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:47,694
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If it got blocked, we'd all be trapped.
Mmm-hmm.</font>

373
00:42:47,775 --> 00:42:49,685
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Inadequately planned
extraction point.</font>

374
00:42:49,777 --> 00:42:51,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We probably shouldn't have all
gone directly to the bus.</font>

375
00:42:51,779 --> 00:42:54,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Predetermined pick-ups would
have been much less risky.</font>

376
00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:56,741
<font face="Comic Sans MS">On the plus side,
Mission: Free the Food, accomplished.</font>

377
00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:59,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mission: Free the Food!
Top marks all around.</font>

378
00:42:59,370 --> 00:43:02,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, if you'd all do me a
favor and close your eyes.</font>

379
00:43:06,794 --> 00:43:08,804
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You may open your eyes.</font>

380
00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:11,566
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Happy Noam Chomsky Day.</font>

381
00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:13,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But Noam was born
on December 7th.</font>

382
00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:14,972
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, we're
celebrating it today.</font>

383
00:43:17,221 --> 00:43:18,221
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes!</font>

384
00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:29,567
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So good.</font>

385
00:43:41,287 --> 00:43:45,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Uncle Noam,
it's the day of your birth!</i></font>

386
00:43:45,207 --> 00:43:48,377
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Uncle Noam,
it's the day of your birth!</i></font>

387
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:52,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Uncle Noam, it's the day
of your birth! Uncle Noam!</i></font>

388
00:43:52,715 --> 00:43:57,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Uncle Noam, Uncle Noam!</i></font>

389
00:43:57,845 --> 00:43:59,005
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All hail!</font>

390
00:44:01,432 --> 00:44:03,602
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here we go. Nai.
Yes.</font>

391
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,064
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bodevan.
Thank you.</font>

392
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:06,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rellian.</font>

393
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,650
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rell.</font>

394
00:44:09,732 --> 00:44:12,402
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Kielyr, Vespyr, Zaj.</font>

395
00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:13,494
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, go for it.</font>

396
00:44:14,737 --> 00:44:15,987
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad!</font>

397
00:44:16,447 --> 00:44:19,447
<font face="Comic Sans MS">55-pound pull,
laminated wood and glass.</font>

398
00:44:19,616 --> 00:44:20,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa!</font>

399
00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:22,997
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A KA-BAR fighting knife?</font>

400
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:24,748
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's right.
Thanks, Dad!</font>

401
00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:26,290
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's so beautiful.</font>

402
00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:28,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">7-inch blade,
partially serrated,</font>

403
00:44:28,459 --> 00:44:30,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">well-balanced if
you dip when you cut.</font>

404
00:44:31,754 --> 00:44:32,764
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pictures.</font>

405
00:44:35,007 --> 00:44:36,007
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>

406
00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:38,841
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Those are Black Storm broadheads.
Razor sharp.</font>

407
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:44,980
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What kind of crazy person
celebrates Noam Chomsky's birthday</font>

408
00:44:45,059 --> 00:44:46,979
<font face="Comic Sans MS">like it's some kind
of official holiday?</font>

409
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:50,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why can't we celebrate Christmas
like the rest of the entire world?</font>

410
00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:54,322
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You would prefer to celebrate
a magical fictitious elf</font>

411
00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:56,571
<font face="Comic Sans MS">instead of
a living humanitarian</font>

412
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:59,663
<font face="Comic Sans MS">who's done so much to promote
human rights and understanding?</font>

413
00:45:00,491 --> 00:45:02,451
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, well,
let's have a discourse.</font>

414
00:45:05,788 --> 00:45:07,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Forget it.
No, explain.</font>

415
00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:11,213
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Take the opportunity
to make your case.</font>

416
00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:12,923
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're all open to hearing
your arguments.</font>

417
00:45:13,003 --> 00:45:14,923
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And if they're valid
and you persuade us,</font>

418
00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:18,125
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sure we'd all be willing
to change our minds. Right?</font>

419
00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:21,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.
Use your words.</font>

420
00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:50,620
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ah!</font>

421
00:45:54,128 --> 00:45:57,588
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes! Thanks, Dad!
You're welcome.</font>

422
00:46:25,868 --> 00:46:26,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you guys need a hand?</font>

423
00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:29,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, we're fine.
No, we got it.</font>

424
00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:31,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>

425
00:46:31,874 --> 00:46:34,334
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jackson, not at the table.
Hey.</font>

426
00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:37,165
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jackson.
All right.</font>

427
00:46:38,422 --> 00:46:40,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I am so happy</font>

428
00:46:40,674 --> 00:46:44,054
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that our family is together.</font>

429
00:46:44,803 --> 00:46:46,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks for
putting on this feast.</font>

430
00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:51,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all local and, um,
organic and non-GMO, so...</font>

431
00:46:51,185 --> 00:46:52,685
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How did you kill
those chickens?</font>

432
00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,686
<font face="Comic Sans MS">With an ax
or a knife?</font>

433
00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:01,740
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't have
to kill the chickens.</font>

434
00:47:03,906 --> 00:47:06,446
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a rotisserie chicken,
so you buy it.</font>

435
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:09,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's already dead.
Or cooked. On a thing.</font>

436
00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:15,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dig in.
All right.</font>

437
00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ben, some wine?
Please.</font>

438
00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,891
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, can I have
some wine?</font>

439
00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:30,140
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sure, why not?
Ben. No.</font>

440
00:47:30,224 --> 00:47:31,524
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Children don't drink wine.</font>

441
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,730
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In France,
and other countries,</font>

442
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,497
<font face="Comic Sans MS">children drink small amounts
of wine all the time.</font>

443
00:47:35,521 --> 00:47:37,811
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a digestive.
It's not crack.</font>

444
00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's crack?</font>

445
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:44,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Crack is a crystallized,
highly addictive derivative</font>

446
00:47:44,196 --> 00:47:45,486
<font face="Comic Sans MS">of the stimulant cocaine.</font>

447
00:47:45,781 --> 00:47:47,201
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In the mid-1980s,</font>

448
00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:49,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">it accelerated the decimation
of inner-city neighborhoods.</font>

449
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:52,618
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Crackheads, some of them kids
just like you guys,</font>

450
00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:56,384
<font face="Comic Sans MS">were killing each other over nothing,
over their Nikes.</font>

451
00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:58,537
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They killed each
other for Nike?</font>

452
00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:00,547
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The Greek winged
goddess of victory?</font>

453
00:48:03,382 --> 00:48:05,762
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop.
He's joking, right?</font>

454
00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:10,603
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're like Adidas.
Who's Adidas?</font>

455
00:48:10,847 --> 00:48:12,467
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're serious?</font>

456
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,770
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're shoes.</font>

457
00:48:22,025 --> 00:48:23,025
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now.</font>

458
00:48:24,528 --> 00:48:25,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ben.</font>

459
00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:27,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're, uh...</font>

460
00:48:28,699 --> 00:48:31,489
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry for your loss.</font>

461
00:48:31,577 --> 00:48:33,367
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're devastated.</font>

462
00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:39,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're just so sorry.
Thank you, Dave.</font>

463
00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:44,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what else to say.
I'm like...</font>

464
00:48:45,799 --> 00:48:49,139
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. We all know you
had issues with Leslie.</font>

465
00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:51,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?
It's not a secret.</font>

466
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,060
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wouldn't say that.
Why would you...</font>

467
00:48:54,141 --> 00:48:55,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Last time we saw you, you
called her a "fucking bitch."</font>

468
00:48:56,018 --> 00:48:58,688
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ben.
What? It's fine.</font>

469
00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:01,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My kids remember.
Don't you, guys?</font>

470
00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:02,768
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

471
00:49:02,858 --> 00:49:06,648
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, no.
I said that...</font>

472
00:49:08,155 --> 00:49:12,655
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We were all having a huge,
uh, fight about sugar.</font>

473
00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:16,539
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had given the kids some,
what, Frosted Mini-Wheats.</font>

474
00:49:16,663 --> 00:49:18,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And the extremity
of her position...</font>

475
00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She was yelling at me,
she pushed me, and I said...</font>

476
00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:23,980
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Don't be such
a fucking bitch."</font>

477
00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,014
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ben.
I didn't say that.</font>

478
00:49:25,088 --> 00:49:27,968
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're just words.
Your words, but just words.</font>

479
00:49:28,050 --> 00:49:29,130
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not spoken
in this house.</font>

480
00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:32,387
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's inappropriate for him to
say that in front of the kids.</font>

481
00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:38,020
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Absolutely, understood.
It won't happen again.</font>

482
00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:39,101
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

483
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:51,244
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, how did
Aunt Leslie die?</font>

484
00:49:51,365 --> 00:49:53,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well,
Aunt Leslie was sick</font>

485
00:49:53,283 --> 00:49:57,663
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and she had, uh, complications
from her sickness.</font>

486
00:49:57,746 --> 00:49:58,786
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

487
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:03,041
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She had a mental illness.</font>

488
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:05,210
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bipolar affective disorder.</font>

489
00:50:05,462 --> 00:50:07,462
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We think it started
right after Bo was born.</font>

490
00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:10,217
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Probably a form of
postpartum psychosis.</font>

491
00:50:11,093 --> 00:50:14,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She'd have violent mood
swings ranging from mania,</font>

492
00:50:14,471 --> 00:50:15,721
<font face="Comic Sans MS">where she'd be elated</font>

493
00:50:16,139 --> 00:50:18,889
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and make elaborate
plans for the future,</font>

494
00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:21,765
<font face="Comic Sans MS">to severe depression where
she'd become almost catatonic.</font>

495
00:50:23,230 --> 00:50:25,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Utterly without hope.</font>

496
00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:29,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We didn't understand
what was happening.</font>

497
00:50:29,277 --> 00:50:31,737
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We don't need to talk about
this in front of the children.</font>

498
00:50:31,822 --> 00:50:33,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">These are details that are...</font>

499
00:50:33,407 --> 00:50:37,657
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The doctors, uh, put her
in the hospital,</font>

500
00:50:37,744 --> 00:50:41,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">they gave her medicine,
but she was really sick.</font>

501
00:50:41,790 --> 00:50:46,460
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.
And she died.</font>

502
00:50:49,798 --> 00:50:51,258
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sick people die.</font>

503
00:50:55,137 --> 00:50:58,307
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sometimes they...
They die.</font>

504
00:50:59,182 --> 00:51:01,442
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She died 'cause of...</font>

505
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,810
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because of...
Because of the sickness.</font>

506
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:06,939
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She slit her wrists.</font>

507
00:51:07,441 --> 00:51:09,651
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She killed herself.
That's what happened.</font>

508
00:51:10,277 --> 00:51:11,277
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or that.</font>

509
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:26,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me.</font>

510
00:51:40,348 --> 00:51:42,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you go, sweetie.
Thank you.</font>

511
00:51:45,187 --> 00:51:46,267
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bo.</font>

512
00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:58,491
<font face="Comic Sans MS">To Mom.
To Mom.</font>

513
00:52:03,163 --> 00:52:04,333
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shh.</font>

514
00:52:09,503 --> 00:52:11,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Combo!</i></font>

515
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:15,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Extreme combo!</i></font>

516
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:18,797
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Victory!</i></font>

517
00:52:21,473 --> 00:52:23,103
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're just doing
the best we can, Ben!</font>

518
00:52:23,225 --> 00:52:24,619
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's all anybody is doing!
So am I!</font>

519
00:52:24,643 --> 00:52:26,063
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just the best
that we know how.</font>

520
00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:28,372
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm really sorry it doesn't
live up to your high standards!</font>

521
00:52:28,396 --> 00:52:30,208
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I tell the truth to my kids.
I don't lie to my kids.</font>

522
00:52:30,232 --> 00:52:32,902
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Protecting children
from certain concepts</font>

523
00:52:33,026 --> 00:52:34,566
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that they are too young
to understand</font>

524
00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:35,694
<font face="Comic Sans MS">is not lying to them.</font>

525
00:52:35,737 --> 00:52:38,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Guys! We have
neighbors, okay?</font>

526
00:52:38,865 --> 00:52:42,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, it's a very
hard time right now.</font>

527
00:52:42,202 --> 00:52:43,502
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Everybody's still
a little raw.</font>

528
00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:47,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can we just try to, come on,
put this to bed, all right?</font>

529
00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:55,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I apologize.</font>

530
00:52:57,050 --> 00:53:00,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry for not respecting the way
you guys do things in your home.</font>

531
00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:05,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you for saying that.</font>

532
00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:14,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know Leslie had been sick for a long
time, but I cannot imagine how difficult</font>

533
00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:17,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">this time must be for you.</font>

534
00:53:32,294 --> 00:53:34,214
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Guys,
what are you doing?</font>

535
00:53:34,296 --> 00:53:35,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're sleeping
under the stars.</font>

536
00:53:36,923 --> 00:53:37,923
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But...</font>

537
00:53:37,966 --> 00:53:39,756
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We made up
the rec room downstairs,</font>

538
00:53:39,885 --> 00:53:41,255
<font face="Comic Sans MS">for a sleepover.
Yeah.</font>

539
00:53:42,429 --> 00:53:45,809
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're fine here.
We're fine.</font>

540
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:49,139
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>

541
00:54:03,617 --> 00:54:05,327
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why do they
have to take showers?</font>

542
00:54:05,452 --> 00:54:07,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're not taking a shower.
I mean, it looks like a shower,</font>

543
00:54:07,537 --> 00:54:09,348
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but it's really a gas chamber.</font>

544
00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:10,725
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jackson,
put that thing away</font>

545
00:54:10,749 --> 00:54:13,289
<font face="Comic Sans MS">or I'm going to put it in the
microwave, press "Popcorn."</font>

546
00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:14,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>

547
00:54:14,586 --> 00:54:16,188
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Actually, why don't
you take your cousins</font>

548
00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:18,382
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and go show them
your action figure guys?</font>

549
00:54:18,465 --> 00:54:19,545
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why?</font>

550
00:54:19,633 --> 00:54:20,943
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because they may never
have seen them before.</font>

551
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:21,967
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It might be fun.</font>

552
00:54:22,052 --> 00:54:24,102
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, can we play
Xbox afterwards?</font>

553
00:54:24,471 --> 00:54:25,721
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One game. Go.</font>

554
00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:26,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes!</font>

555
00:54:28,642 --> 00:54:31,482
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you. Yeah, try it.</font>

556
00:54:39,986 --> 00:54:42,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are the kids doing?
They're strong.</font>

557
00:54:44,115 --> 00:54:46,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How long have you been out there,
wherever it is you're living now?</font>

558
00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:48,660
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We left Boulder
when Bo was three.</font>

559
00:54:49,663 --> 00:54:51,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then we were on that
farm we had in Oregon</font>

560
00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:53,420
<font face="Comic Sans MS">until he was eight.</font>

561
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,500
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, we bought the land
in the forest 10 years ago.</font>

562
00:54:55,627 --> 00:54:57,127
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you still
have money?</font>

563
00:54:58,838 --> 00:55:00,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We only buy what we need.</font>

564
00:55:00,173 --> 00:55:03,013
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, Harper and I
have been talking.</font>

565
00:55:04,636 --> 00:55:06,426
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The kids need
structure, stability.</font>

566
00:55:06,513 --> 00:55:08,523
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They need to go
to a real school,</font>

567
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,493
<font face="Comic Sans MS">so they can get real jobs.
Oh, for Christ's sake.</font>

568
00:55:10,517 --> 00:55:11,807
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're going to
get them killed!</font>

569
00:55:11,977 --> 00:55:13,187
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa.</font>

570
00:55:20,110 --> 00:55:21,530
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>

571
00:55:21,653 --> 00:55:23,703
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But your kids are
without a mother now.</font>

572
00:55:23,822 --> 00:55:26,702
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't think you have any idea
what you're doing to them.</font>

573
00:55:26,825 --> 00:55:29,365
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm saving their lives,
that's what I'm doing.</font>

574
00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:31,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ben, you sound
so ridiculous.</font>

575
00:55:31,871 --> 00:55:35,631
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is knowing how to set a broken bone or
how to treat a severe burn ridiculous?</font>

576
00:55:35,709 --> 00:55:37,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Knowing how to navigate by
the stars in total darkness,</font>

577
00:55:38,044 --> 00:55:39,344
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that's ridiculous?</font>

578
00:55:39,838 --> 00:55:41,378
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How to identify
edible plants,</font>

579
00:55:41,464 --> 00:55:43,224
<font face="Comic Sans MS">how to make clothes
from animal skins,</font>

580
00:55:43,299 --> 00:55:45,419
<font face="Comic Sans MS">how to survive in the forest
with nothing but a knife?</font>

581
00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:46,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's ridiculous
to you?</font>

582
00:55:47,137 --> 00:55:48,137
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jesus.</font>

583
00:55:48,221 --> 00:55:49,971
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They have
the cardiovascular</font>

584
00:55:50,056 --> 00:55:51,867
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and muscular endurance
levels of elite athletes.</font>

585
00:55:51,891 --> 00:55:53,981
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who cares?
They're children.</font>

586
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,940
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They need to go to school, they
need to learn about the world.</font>

587
00:55:59,733 --> 00:56:02,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Justin? Jackson?</font>

588
00:56:02,527 --> 00:56:04,897
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Would you please come
down here for a second?</font>

589
00:56:15,165 --> 00:56:16,245
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

590
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How old are you now,
Jackson?</font>

591
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,088
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thirteen.</font>

592
00:56:22,172 --> 00:56:24,422
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can you tell me what
the Bill of Rights is?</font>

593
00:56:27,761 --> 00:56:30,101
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What something costs?
I guess.</font>

594
00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,601
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a good guess.</font>

595
00:56:31,723 --> 00:56:34,023
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Justin, you're in high school?
Yeah.</font>

596
00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:37,310
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you like your school?
It's whatever.</font>

597
00:56:39,272 --> 00:56:40,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know what
the Bill of Rights is?</font>

598
00:56:42,525 --> 00:56:44,605
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a government
thing, right?</font>

599
00:56:44,736 --> 00:56:47,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, rights that people
have in America and stuff...</font>

600
00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:51,027
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yep. Hey, Zaja!
Yes!</font>

601
00:56:51,451 --> 00:56:54,121
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Would you please come down
here a moment, sweetie?</font>

602
00:56:56,623 --> 00:56:58,423
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanted to ask you
a quick question.</font>

603
00:56:59,209 --> 00:57:01,419
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Zaja just turned eight,
by the way.</font>

604
00:57:02,879 --> 00:57:04,049
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bill of Rights.</font>

605
00:57:04,923 --> 00:57:07,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Amendment 1,
Congress shall make no law</font>

606
00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:09,297
<font face="Comic Sans MS">respecting an establishment
of religion</font>

607
00:57:09,636 --> 00:57:12,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">or prohibiting
the free exercise thereof,</font>

608
00:57:12,555 --> 00:57:13,805
<font face="Comic Sans MS">or abridging
the freedom of...</font>

609
00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:17,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop. Regurgitating memorized
amendments isn't what I'm asking for.</font>

610
00:57:17,811 --> 00:57:20,481
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just tell me something
about it in your own words.</font>

611
00:57:22,816 --> 00:57:26,146
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Without the Bill of Rights,
we'd be more like China.</font>

612
00:57:26,319 --> 00:57:29,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, at least, we don't
have warrantless searches,</font>

613
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:30,487
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we have free speech,</font>

614
00:57:30,573 --> 00:57:33,493
<font face="Comic Sans MS">citizens are protected from cruel
and unusual punishments...</font>

615
00:57:33,618 --> 00:57:35,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's enough.
Are protected...</font>

616
00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:37,001
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait a minute.
Zaja...</font>

617
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How would
you characterize</font>

618
00:57:38,248 --> 00:57:41,418
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the 2010 Supreme Court
decision on Citizens United?</font>

619
00:57:42,794 --> 00:57:44,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Corporations have the
same rights as people,</font>

620
00:57:44,838 --> 00:57:46,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">so there's no spending
limit on candidates.</font>

621
00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:50,430
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Which means our country
is ruled by corporations</font>

622
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:52,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and their lobbyists
who fund candidates</font>

623
00:57:52,762 --> 00:57:54,490
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and command their fealty
by demanding that...</font>

624
00:57:54,514 --> 00:57:55,894
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jesus Christ.</font>

625
00:57:56,141 --> 00:57:57,521
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You made your point,
we get it.</font>

626
00:57:59,644 --> 00:58:02,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's very impressive.
All of you.</font>

627
00:59:51,798 --> 00:59:52,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that yoga?</font>

628
00:59:56,386 --> 00:59:58,886
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your breath,
they call it <i>pranayama.</i></font>

629
00:59:58,972 --> 01:00:01,772
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It flows with your
movements, your <i>asana.</i></font>

630
01:00:01,933 --> 01:00:04,613
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's supposed to connect the mind
and the body to fuel your <i>Samadhi.</i></font>

631
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:07,767
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Does that really work?</font>

632
01:00:28,167 --> 01:00:29,337
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm Claire.</font>

633
01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:34,299
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bodevan.
"Bodevan"?</font>

634
01:00:35,174 --> 01:00:36,844
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What kind of a name
is that?</font>

635
01:00:41,472 --> 01:00:42,972
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My parents made it up.</font>

636
01:00:44,183 --> 01:00:45,853
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's weird. Why?</font>

637
01:00:46,185 --> 01:00:47,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Our names are unique.</font>

638
01:00:48,187 --> 01:00:50,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's only one of
us in the whole world.</font>

639
01:00:52,358 --> 01:00:53,648
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's really weird.</font>

640
01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:09,882
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What kind of music
do you listen to?</font>

641
01:01:11,461 --> 01:01:12,841
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mostly Bach.</font>

642
01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:15,299
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mainly
the <i>Goldberg Variations,</i></font>

643
01:01:15,381 --> 01:01:17,051
<font face="Comic Sans MS">especially Glenn Gould's
versions.</font>

644
01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:19,430
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I also like the
<i>Unaccompanied Cello Suites,</i></font>

645
01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:21,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">preferably when played
by Yo-Yo Ma.</font>

646
01:01:26,351 --> 01:01:27,811
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are you from?</font>

647
01:01:30,563 --> 01:01:33,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Most recently in Paris,
in the Marais.</font>

648
01:01:34,275 --> 01:01:35,525
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Near Victor Hugo's house.</font>

649
01:01:37,070 --> 01:01:40,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're just back in the States
because of my dad's sabbatical.</font>

650
01:01:40,198 --> 01:01:44,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's writing a book
on Dr. Spock.</font>

651
01:01:44,327 --> 01:01:46,747
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh. I love <i>Star Trek,</i>
it's awesome.</font>

652
01:01:48,623 --> 01:01:49,623
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Which star?</font>

653
01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:51,748
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, Spock.</font>

654
01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:54,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The guy with the ears,
he's from <i>Star Trek.</i></font>

655
01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:56,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Dr. Spock was
from Connecticut.</font>

656
01:01:56,672 --> 01:01:59,932
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right after Yale, he wrote
<i>Baby and Child Care</i> in 1947.</font>

657
01:02:00,009 --> 01:02:02,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's one of the seminal
books on child-rearing.</font>

658
01:02:02,428 --> 01:02:06,178
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was talking
about that old TV show.</font>

659
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:08,890
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>

660
01:02:09,102 --> 01:02:10,852
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Child-rearing."
Of course.</font>

661
01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:13,107
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I know
that one, it's...</font>

662
01:02:14,315 --> 01:02:15,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Awesome.</font>

663
01:02:20,405 --> 01:02:21,645
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And what about
your mom?</font>

664
01:02:26,619 --> 01:02:28,289
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't talk about it.</font>

665
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:32,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She works for the U.S.
government.</font>

666
01:02:33,835 --> 01:02:36,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't talk about it due to
its highly classified nature.</font>

667
01:02:37,046 --> 01:02:38,086
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Seriously?</font>

668
01:02:38,548 --> 01:02:40,168
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't say any more.</font>

669
01:02:40,258 --> 01:02:42,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't even know
that much myself.</font>

670
01:02:43,010 --> 01:02:44,100
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's, um...</font>

671
01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:47,349
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I shouldn't have told you.</font>

672
01:02:48,766 --> 01:02:50,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't tell anyone.</font>

673
01:03:22,049 --> 01:03:23,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you okay?</font>

674
01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:28,506
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

675
01:03:51,245 --> 01:03:52,325
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

676
01:03:53,206 --> 01:03:54,706
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Follow me.
We have to be quiet.</font>

677
01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:05,052
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's almost midnight.</font>

678
01:04:07,887 --> 01:04:10,177
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I sincerely hope
you two lovebirds</font>

679
01:04:10,264 --> 01:04:12,564
<font face="Comic Sans MS">haven't been doing what I
think you've been doing.</font>

680
01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:20,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know what you think.</font>

681
01:04:20,316 --> 01:04:22,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But I know that your daughter has
taught me many things just now.</font>

682
01:04:23,069 --> 01:04:26,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She has broadened my mind,
she has helped me grow.</font>

683
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When we just kissed for
the first time just then,</font>

684
01:04:28,324 --> 01:04:30,444
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the endorphins that your
daughter sent through my body</font>

685
01:04:30,493 --> 01:04:32,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">were like dolphins swimming
through my bloodstream.</font>

686
01:04:32,495 --> 01:04:35,285
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The way she has opened me up,
she has penetrated deep inside of me</font>

687
01:04:35,373 --> 01:04:38,060
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I know that I have penetrated
deep, deep inside of your daughter.</font>

688
01:04:39,418 --> 01:04:40,668
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not... Not like that.</font>

689
01:04:40,753 --> 01:04:42,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I would love to</font>

690
01:04:42,463 --> 01:04:45,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">when is necessary for...</font>

691
01:04:45,633 --> 01:04:48,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want kids someday.
Not right now, of course,</font>

692
01:04:48,386 --> 01:04:49,780
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but when you're ready
and when I'm ready,</font>

693
01:04:49,804 --> 01:04:51,323
<font face="Comic Sans MS">because I think this should
be a shared decision.</font>

694
01:04:51,347 --> 01:04:53,307
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is a decision that
we should make together.</font>

695
01:04:53,391 --> 01:04:55,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But when you are ready,
I will be ready.</font>

696
01:04:56,811 --> 01:05:00,021
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am ready for you,
if you will have me.</font>

697
01:05:01,857 --> 01:05:03,187
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Claire...</font>

698
01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,649
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's your last name?</font>

699
01:05:06,862 --> 01:05:08,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">M... McCune.</font>

700
01:05:08,197 --> 01:05:09,737
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Claire McCune,</font>

701
01:05:11,117 --> 01:05:12,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">will you be my wife?</font>

702
01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:26,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, funny man, I'm sure
your dad's waiting up.</font>

703
01:05:28,175 --> 01:05:30,085
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't worry,
you'll see her tomorrow.</font>

704
01:05:31,012 --> 01:05:32,182
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good night.</font>

705
01:06:15,348 --> 01:06:16,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's just a penis.</font>

706
01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:19,141
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Every man has one.</font>

707
01:06:19,435 --> 01:06:21,725
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're all animals
of the Earth.</font>

708
01:06:22,438 --> 01:06:24,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Clothes when we eat.</font>

709
01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:01,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You look happy.
I am happy.</font>

710
01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:03,207
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you happy?</font>

711
01:08:03,289 --> 01:08:05,249
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.
I'm here with you.</font>

712
01:08:21,432 --> 01:08:25,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">O God, to whom mercy
and forgiveness belong,</font>

713
01:08:25,770 --> 01:08:29,730
<font face="Comic Sans MS">hear our prayer on behalf of
your servant Leslie Cash,</font>

714
01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:33,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">whom you have taken
out of the world.</font>

715
01:08:33,319 --> 01:08:37,279
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And because she put her
trust and hope in you,</font>

716
01:08:37,782 --> 01:08:40,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">command that she be carried
safely home to Heaven</font>

717
01:08:41,869 --> 01:08:43,619
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and come to enjoy</font>

718
01:08:43,704 --> 01:08:46,124
<font face="Comic Sans MS">your eternal reward.</font>

719
01:08:46,207 --> 01:08:47,367
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Amen.
Amen.</font>

720
01:08:50,127 --> 01:08:51,627
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, guys.</font>

721
01:09:05,476 --> 01:09:07,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you mind
scooting over, sir?</font>

722
01:09:17,488 --> 01:09:20,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I did not
know Leslie personally</font>

723
01:09:21,325 --> 01:09:23,445
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I am poorer for it.</font>

724
01:09:24,286 --> 01:09:26,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I understand</font>

725
01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:28,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that she was a loving mother
who gave up her law practice</font>

726
01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:30,214
<font face="Comic Sans MS">to raise her children.</font>

727
01:09:30,835 --> 01:09:32,495
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leslie loved
her mother, Abigail,</font>

728
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:34,506
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and her father, Jack,</font>

729
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:36,168
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and their dogs,</font>

730
01:09:36,966 --> 01:09:39,126
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Harvey and Little Bear.</font>

731
01:09:39,510 --> 01:09:42,430
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They told me that
she also loved gardening</font>

732
01:09:42,805 --> 01:09:44,385
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and classical music,</font>

733
01:09:45,057 --> 01:09:47,137
<font face="Comic Sans MS">particularly
Glenn Gould's versions</font>

734
01:09:47,226 --> 01:09:49,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">of the <i>Goldberg Variations.</i></font>

735
01:09:50,437 --> 01:09:52,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She also liked walks</font>

736
01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:54,936
<font face="Comic Sans MS">in the moonlight
on the beach.</font>

737
01:09:55,818 --> 01:09:58,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And she loved her husband,</font>

738
01:09:58,112 --> 01:09:59,662
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ben, and their children...</font>

739
01:09:59,738 --> 01:10:01,778
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll, uh, take that
as my cue,</font>

740
01:10:01,866 --> 01:10:02,946
<font face="Comic Sans MS">if I may.</font>

741
01:10:13,919 --> 01:10:15,089
<font face="Comic Sans MS">First of all,</font>

742
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:17,300
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leslie practiced Buddhism,</font>

743
01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:21,335
<font face="Comic Sans MS">which, to her, was a philosophy
and not an organized religion.</font>

744
01:10:21,427 --> 01:10:24,757
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In fact, Leslie abhorred
all organized religions.</font>

745
01:10:24,847 --> 01:10:28,267
<font face="Comic Sans MS">To her, they were the most dangerous
fairy tales ever invented.</font>

746
01:10:28,559 --> 01:10:30,729
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Designed to elicit
blind obedience</font>

747
01:10:30,853 --> 01:10:33,023
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and strike fear into the
hearts of the innocent</font>

748
01:10:33,105 --> 01:10:34,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and the uninformed.</font>

749
01:10:34,732 --> 01:10:37,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">To her, the only thing
worse than death</font>

750
01:10:37,276 --> 01:10:39,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">would have been the knowledge
that her rotting flesh</font>

751
01:10:39,486 --> 01:10:41,906
<font face="Comic Sans MS">was to be trapped for all
eternity inside a big box</font>

752
01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:45,802
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and buried in the
middle of a fucking golf course.</font>

753
01:10:49,163 --> 01:10:51,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Although the absurdity
of being eulogized</font>

754
01:10:51,874 --> 01:10:54,004
<font face="Comic Sans MS">by someone that
didn't even know her</font>

755
01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:56,094
<font face="Comic Sans MS">has exactly the kind
of comedic flourish</font>

756
01:10:56,170 --> 01:10:58,210
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that Leslie
would have cherished.</font>

757
01:10:58,547 --> 01:11:00,667
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If nothing else, 
she had a sense of humor.</font>

758
01:11:01,634 --> 01:11:05,184
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want to read something to all of you,
so you'll know what I mean.</font>

759
01:11:06,138 --> 01:11:08,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leslie's last will
and testament.</font>

760
01:11:08,724 --> 01:11:11,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I quote,
"In the event of my death,</font>

761
01:11:11,352 --> 01:11:13,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"I, Leslie Abigail Cash,</font>

762
01:11:13,646 --> 01:11:15,686
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"as a Buddhist,
wish to be cremated.</font>

763
01:11:15,773 --> 01:11:17,613
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"My funeral,
such as it is,</font>

764
01:11:17,691 --> 01:11:20,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"shall be a celebration
of the life cycle,</font>

765
01:11:20,277 --> 01:11:22,397
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"with music and dancing.</font>

766
01:11:22,863 --> 01:11:25,623
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"After, it is my expressed
desire that my ashes</font>

767
01:11:25,908 --> 01:11:28,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"shall be taken to
a nondescript location,</font>

768
01:11:28,327 --> 01:11:30,697
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"preferably public
and heavily populated.</font>

769
01:11:30,788 --> 01:11:32,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"At which point my ashes,</font>

770
01:11:32,247 --> 01:11:34,377
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"promptly and unceremoniously,</font>

771
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,538
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"are to be flushed
down the nearest toilet."</font>

772
01:11:37,002 --> 01:11:38,802
<font face="Comic Sans MS">End quote.</font>

773
01:11:39,964 --> 01:11:41,174
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, that's comedy.</font>

774
01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:42,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, that's enough.
I'm not finished.</font>

775
01:11:42,883 --> 01:11:44,763
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, I'm not finished.</font>

776
01:11:45,010 --> 01:11:46,450
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad!
You're not listening to me!</font>

777
01:11:46,512 --> 01:11:47,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is not what she wanted!
Dad!</font>

778
01:11:48,055 --> 01:11:49,449
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just keep moving forward.
Let go of me!</font>

779
01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:50,643
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, that's it,
come on.</font>

780
01:11:50,724 --> 01:11:52,854
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad!
She's my wife!</font>

781
01:11:52,935 --> 01:11:56,015
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is her will! This
is against her wishes!</font>

782
01:11:56,730 --> 01:11:59,690
<font face="Comic Sans MS">God damn it!
We have songs to sing!</font>

783
01:11:59,775 --> 01:12:00,935
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad!</font>

784
01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:02,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you'll open
your books,</font>

785
01:12:03,070 --> 01:12:09,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we'll read this morning from
Matthew 18, verses 15-20.</font>

786
01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:48,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are the worst thing that has
ever happened to my family.</font>

787
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:50,580
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why won't you respect
your daughter's wishes?</font>

788
01:12:50,659 --> 01:12:52,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or your grandchildren's?</font>

789
01:12:52,578 --> 01:12:53,908
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, kids.</font>

790
01:12:54,913 --> 01:12:56,623
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, Grandpa,
I'm Nai.</font>

791
01:12:56,749 --> 01:12:58,499
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nai.
We've never met.</font>

792
01:12:58,584 --> 01:12:59,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Gee, Abby.</font>

793
01:12:59,835 --> 01:13:02,245
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry. Sorry.</font>

794
01:13:05,591 --> 01:13:06,931
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, honey.</font>

795
01:13:07,885 --> 01:13:10,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Grandma!</font>

796
01:13:11,096 --> 01:13:12,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, Grandma.</font>

797
01:13:12,848 --> 01:13:16,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're all together.
Isn't this wonderful?</font>

798
01:13:16,185 --> 01:13:18,645
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Abby and I are going to take
the children to the ceremony</font>

799
01:13:18,771 --> 01:13:20,811
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and then you can
follow us to the house.</font>

800
01:13:21,273 --> 01:13:23,903
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're my kids,
they're staying with me.</font>

801
01:13:23,984 --> 01:13:26,654
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Children, I'm sorry that
you have to witness this,</font>

802
01:13:26,779 --> 01:13:29,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but I don't think your father
is fit to attend the funeral.</font>

803
01:13:29,198 --> 01:13:31,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're not going to let you
put her in the ground!</font>

804
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who do you think the police
are going to listen to? Me?</font>

805
01:13:33,786 --> 01:13:36,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or some hippie
in a clown outfit?</font>

806
01:13:36,872 --> 01:13:37,962
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Abby.</font>

807
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:39,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are we going?</font>

808
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,602
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're going to see Leslie.
We have to go.</font>

809
01:13:40,626 --> 01:13:41,770
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm visiting
with the children.</font>

810
01:13:41,794 --> 01:13:42,937
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We have to
see them at the house.</font>

811
01:13:42,961 --> 01:13:44,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Would you just give me a
minute with the children?</font>

812
01:13:44,630 --> 01:13:46,010
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Honey, honey,
Leslie is waiting.</font>

813
01:13:46,131 --> 01:13:47,971
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leslie is waiting.
Come on.</font>

814
01:13:49,510 --> 01:13:50,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bye, Grandma.</font>

815
01:13:50,636 --> 01:13:51,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bye,
Grandma and Grandpa.</font>

816
01:13:57,726 --> 01:13:59,646
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Back on Steve,
let's go.</font>

817
01:14:00,145 --> 01:14:01,855
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad?
Let's go.</font>

818
01:14:01,980 --> 01:14:03,208
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad,
where are we going?</font>

819
01:14:03,232 --> 01:14:04,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're going to stop
this fucking funeral!</font>

820
01:14:04,817 --> 01:14:06,487
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad!
No!</font>

821
01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:07,568
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad!</font>

822
01:14:08,403 --> 01:14:09,573
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, we can't go.</font>

823
01:14:09,655 --> 01:14:10,965
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please,
just listen to us.</font>

824
01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:13,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why can't we go to Mom's funeral?
Because of Dad.</font>

825
01:14:13,242 --> 01:14:14,542
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because of his speech?
Yes!</font>

826
01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:17,250
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Everyone shut up and sit down!
Sit the fuck down!</font>

827
01:14:17,329 --> 01:14:18,499
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad.
Silence!</font>

828
01:14:19,039 --> 01:14:20,419
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Put your goddamn
seat belts on!</font>

829
01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:21,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No! Stop Steve!
You heard Grandpa!</font>

830
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He'll have us arrested
if we show up!</font>

831
01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:25,135
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They are not stopping us
from saving Mom!</font>

832
01:14:25,212 --> 01:14:26,422
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, abort the mission!</font>

833
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:28,505
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's just go home!
Abort the mission!</font>

834
01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:29,970
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We are rescuing Mom!</font>

835
01:14:30,050 --> 01:14:31,402
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom is dead, okay, Dad?
She's dead!</font>

836
01:14:31,426 --> 01:14:32,987
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is not what she would
have wanted you to do!</font>

837
01:14:33,011 --> 01:14:35,221
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They have no right!
I don't want to lose you!</font>

838
01:14:36,932 --> 01:14:40,442
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please. We can't
lose you, too.</font>

839
01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:10,627
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Motherfuck!</font>

840
01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:28,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I have memories of Mom</font>

841
01:16:30,462 --> 01:16:31,462
<font face="Comic Sans MS">laughing.</font>

842
01:16:35,133 --> 01:16:37,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I... I can't even
remember when that was.</font>

843
01:16:45,811 --> 01:16:48,481
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom had
psychotic episodes.</font>

844
01:16:49,690 --> 01:16:51,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She had hallucinations.</font>

845
01:16:54,486 --> 01:16:56,486
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Of smashing our
heads in with rocks.</font>

846
01:16:57,489 --> 01:16:59,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I heard them
talking about it.</font>

847
01:17:04,871 --> 01:17:07,251
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom was sicker
than any of us knew.</font>

848
01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:10,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad made her crazy.</font>

849
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:16,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad's dangerous.</font>

850
01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:24,851
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You think our lives
are so great.</font>

851
01:17:25,267 --> 01:17:27,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You think Dad
is so perfect.</font>

852
01:18:06,224 --> 01:18:08,694
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yale, Stanford,
Princeton, Harvard,</font>

853
01:18:08,769 --> 01:18:11,729
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dartmouth, MIT, Brown.</font>

854
01:18:21,281 --> 01:18:22,571
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well done.</font>

855
01:18:23,617 --> 01:18:24,787
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

856
01:18:25,369 --> 01:18:26,619
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's very impressive.</font>

857
01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:34,540
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I guess. Yeah.</font>

858
01:18:37,589 --> 01:18:40,259
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All this time
you've been deceiving me?</font>

859
01:18:43,053 --> 01:18:45,013
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What? No.
I took you to the library,</font>

860
01:18:45,097 --> 01:18:48,097
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and you snuck around behind
my back taking SAT tests</font>

861
01:18:48,225 --> 01:18:51,135
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and contacting universities?
Dad, it's not like that.</font>

862
01:18:51,269 --> 01:18:52,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're not an accredited
home school,</font>

863
01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:54,731
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know
how the fuck you did it.</font>

864
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:57,530
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I guess you somehow...
You don't understand.</font>

865
01:18:57,609 --> 01:19:00,213
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...managed to create acceptable
transcripts, got your work approved.</font>

866
01:19:00,237 --> 01:19:01,277
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen.</font>

867
01:19:01,405 --> 01:19:02,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All without my knowledge
and approval.</font>

868
01:19:02,739 --> 01:19:03,739
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen, Dad, please.</font>

869
01:19:03,824 --> 01:19:05,224
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know
what's more impressive.</font>

870
01:19:05,283 --> 01:19:07,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The fact that you got into
all these fine schools</font>

871
01:19:07,077 --> 01:19:10,457
<font face="Comic Sans MS">or that for months you've been
lying directly to my face.</font>

872
01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:11,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was Mom.</font>

873
01:19:17,629 --> 01:19:20,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She helped me with everything.
We did it together.</font>

874
01:19:23,135 --> 01:19:25,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just want to go to college.
You speak six languages!</font>

875
01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:27,448
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You have high math,
theoretical physics!</font>

876
01:19:27,472 --> 01:19:28,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad! But this is what
I'm talking about!</font>

877
01:19:28,974 --> 01:19:30,284
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell are these
people going to teach you?</font>

878
01:19:30,308 --> 01:19:32,018
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know nothing!</font>

879
01:19:32,144 --> 01:19:35,774
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know nothing!
I am a freak because of you!</font>

880
01:19:35,981 --> 01:19:38,481
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You made us freaks!</font>

881
01:19:38,608 --> 01:19:40,488
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And Mom knew that!
She understood!</font>

882
01:19:41,653 --> 01:19:43,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Unless it comes out
of a fucking book,</font>

883
01:19:43,864 --> 01:19:46,664
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know anything
about anything!</font>

884
01:20:12,017 --> 01:20:13,017
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad?</font>

885
01:20:15,145 --> 01:20:16,625
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You should put some
clothes on, buddy.</font>

886
01:20:29,201 --> 01:20:32,001
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, stay on Steve.
I'll be right back.</font>

887
01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:39,134
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where is he?
No.</font>

888
01:20:39,211 --> 01:20:40,301
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Abby, I need Rell.</font>

889
01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:41,522
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It won't work like this,
you know Jack.</font>

890
01:20:41,546 --> 01:20:42,546
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's my son.</font>

891
01:20:46,218 --> 01:20:47,428
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>

892
01:20:48,887 --> 01:20:51,387
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all about timing.
Just be easy.</font>

893
01:20:54,059 --> 01:20:55,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Follow through.</font>

894
01:21:00,065 --> 01:21:02,525
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, get your things.
Just a minute, please.</font>

895
01:21:02,609 --> 01:21:03,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Rell.</font>

896
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:05,947
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I said, just a minute.</font>

897
01:21:06,738 --> 01:21:09,528
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've clearly upset you
and I apologize.</font>

898
01:21:09,616 --> 01:21:11,076
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You killed Mom!</font>

899
01:21:11,159 --> 01:21:12,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>

900
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:22,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I heard you.</font>

901
01:21:24,923 --> 01:21:26,523
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I heard you fighting
about where we live.</font>

902
01:21:26,550 --> 01:21:29,430
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom wanted to leave.
I heard.</font>

903
01:21:30,595 --> 01:21:33,425
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your mother and I made
certain decisions, together,</font>

904
01:21:33,515 --> 01:21:34,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">about what was best
for all of you.</font>

905
01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:37,943
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm going to live here
with Nana and Grandpa.</font>

906
01:21:38,353 --> 01:21:42,943
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's not possible. Come on,
get your stuff. Let's go.</font>

907
01:21:45,777 --> 01:21:46,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go!</font>

908
01:21:47,779 --> 01:21:51,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hate you!
I fucking hate you!</font>

909
01:21:51,283 --> 01:21:52,283
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rellian.</font>

910
01:21:54,953 --> 01:21:56,203
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rellian.</font>

911
01:22:02,377 --> 01:22:04,707
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?
That almost hit me!</font>

912
01:22:04,796 --> 01:22:06,716
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If I wanted to hit you,
I would have hit you.</font>

913
01:22:06,798 --> 01:22:08,048
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You just shot
an arrow at me!</font>

914
01:22:08,133 --> 01:22:10,223
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You told me they
were in school.</font>

915
01:22:13,054 --> 01:22:14,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They are.</font>

916
01:22:15,056 --> 01:22:16,386
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leslie and I
are their teachers.</font>

917
01:22:16,474 --> 01:22:17,984
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are...
Were their teachers.</font>

918
01:22:18,059 --> 01:22:20,059
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you're teaching them
to steal?</font>

919
01:22:20,145 --> 01:22:21,145
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course not.</font>

920
01:22:21,229 --> 01:22:22,979
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Mission:
Free the Food"?</font>

921
01:22:24,816 --> 01:22:26,566
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was part of
their training.</font>

922
01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:28,651
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you're training them
to steal?</font>

923
01:22:29,988 --> 01:22:32,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Their mother
had just died.</font>

924
01:22:32,324 --> 01:22:34,414
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They were in shock,
they were devastated,</font>

925
01:22:34,492 --> 01:22:35,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">they needed a distraction.</font>

926
01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:37,330
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So we made it
Noam Chomsky Day.</font>

927
01:22:37,454 --> 01:22:38,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Noam Chomsky Day."</font>

928
01:22:38,997 --> 01:22:40,417
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't even
know who that is.</font>

929
01:22:40,498 --> 01:22:43,628
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the day you gave my
grandchildren real weapons.</font>

930
01:22:46,671 --> 01:22:48,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How did Rellian
break his hand?</font>

931
01:22:51,343 --> 01:22:54,933
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He slip... He fell.
And it's not broken.</font>

932
01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:57,103
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He was climbing on a
rock face in the rain.</font>

933
01:22:57,182 --> 01:22:58,772
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was an accident.</font>

934
01:22:58,850 --> 01:23:00,570
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it wasn't raining
when we were climbing.</font>

935
01:23:00,644 --> 01:23:02,604
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He has bruises
over his whole body.</font>

936
01:23:02,687 --> 01:23:04,937
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, and scratches.
We all have them.</font>

937
01:23:05,023 --> 01:23:06,113
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's child abuse.</font>

938
01:23:06,191 --> 01:23:09,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Even if they make it through
whatever it is you're doing to them,</font>

939
01:23:09,277 --> 01:23:12,107
<font face="Comic Sans MS">they're going to be totally
unprepared for the real world.</font>

940
01:23:12,197 --> 01:23:14,487
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I happen to think
the opposite is true.</font>

941
01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:18,450
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Rellian is legally
old enough to choose,</font>

942
01:23:18,536 --> 01:23:20,706
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I intend
to honor his wishes.</font>

943
01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:27,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is
my lawyer's card.</font>

944
01:23:29,130 --> 01:23:31,300
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Abby and I have decided
that we're going to file</font>

945
01:23:31,383 --> 01:23:33,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">for custody of the children.</font>

946
01:23:33,385 --> 01:23:34,820
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, I know you don't
own a telephone,</font>

947
01:23:34,844 --> 01:23:37,894
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but I suggest you find one
immediately and call him.</font>

948
01:23:38,390 --> 01:23:41,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I would hate to have to
issue a warrant for your arrest.</font>

949
01:23:41,309 --> 01:23:42,729
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's my son.</font>

950
01:23:43,353 --> 01:23:45,363
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not leaving
without him, Jack.</font>

951
01:23:45,814 --> 01:23:47,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fine.</font>

952
01:23:51,736 --> 01:23:55,366
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who's this?
Hey, hello, Bill, how are you?</font>

953
01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:59,330
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's Jack Bertrang
from up in Coronado.</font>

954
01:23:59,411 --> 01:24:01,331
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen, I think
I just saw a prowler</font>

955
01:24:01,413 --> 01:24:03,163
<font face="Comic Sans MS">wandering around
outside on my grounds.</font>

956
01:24:03,248 --> 01:24:06,378
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wonder if you'd send a car.
Thanks. Yeah.</font>

957
01:24:08,586 --> 01:24:11,666
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hope you can explain Rellian's
injuries to the police,</font>

958
01:24:11,756 --> 01:24:13,086
<font face="Comic Sans MS">because I can't.</font>

959
01:24:33,528 --> 01:24:35,738
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, thanks very much.
Sure thing, Mr. Bertrang.</font>

960
01:24:47,542 --> 01:24:50,882
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, prisoner located.</font>

961
01:24:50,962 --> 01:24:52,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Second floor,
second window,</font>

962
01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:54,050
<font face="Comic Sans MS">above the garage.</font>

963
01:24:57,385 --> 01:24:58,505
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Target locked.</font>

964
01:24:59,471 --> 01:25:00,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bring him home, Vesp.</font>

965
01:26:25,974 --> 01:26:27,064
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad!</font>

966
01:26:27,141 --> 01:26:28,981
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Vespyr!
Dad!</font>

967
01:26:29,936 --> 01:26:32,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Vespyr!
Dad!</font>

968
01:26:56,546 --> 01:26:58,206
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Cash?</font>

969
01:27:05,847 --> 01:27:07,267
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's got
a decent concussion,</font>

970
01:27:07,348 --> 01:27:08,518
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but we did a CAT scan,</font>

971
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and there's absolutely
no damage to the brain.</font>

972
01:27:10,852 --> 01:27:13,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She does have a slight
fracture across the tibia</font>

973
01:27:13,229 --> 01:27:14,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and fibula
of her left leg.</font>

974
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's going to need
a neck brace and a cast,</font>

975
01:27:16,232 --> 01:27:18,282
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but otherwise she's fine.</font>

976
01:27:18,818 --> 01:27:20,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can I show you something?</font>

977
01:27:20,945 --> 01:27:23,485
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, this is
the top vertebrae here.</font>

978
01:27:23,823 --> 01:27:27,163
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This dark line, it's hard to see,
but that's the fracture line.</font>

979
01:27:28,411 --> 01:27:30,121
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What was she doing
on a roof?</font>

980
01:27:32,665 --> 01:27:34,745
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just playing.</font>

981
01:27:35,710 --> 01:27:37,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, for a girl her age,
she's unusually strong.</font>

982
01:27:38,421 --> 01:27:39,461
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

983
01:27:39,547 --> 01:27:40,967
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's seven vertebrae
in the neck.</font>

984
01:27:41,049 --> 01:27:44,179
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A break to any of the first four,
a tear to the spinal cord...</font>

985
01:27:44,594 --> 01:27:48,014
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, if this had happened
just a few millimeters lower,</font>

986
01:27:49,223 --> 01:27:51,773
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we'd be talking about
death or paralysis.</font>

987
01:27:54,771 --> 01:27:56,771
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're a very lucky man.</font>

988
01:28:05,573 --> 01:28:07,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, guys, come on in.
Aw, please come in.</font>

989
01:28:07,533 --> 01:28:09,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi!
Hi, sweetheart.</font>

990
01:28:09,827 --> 01:28:10,987
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come right in, darling.</font>

991
01:28:11,037 --> 01:28:12,707
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me have your bag.
Come on, honey.</font>

992
01:28:12,789 --> 01:28:13,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Slow down, now.</font>

993
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:15,170
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Slow down.</font>

994
01:28:15,249 --> 01:28:17,379
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go this way, darling.
This way, honey.</font>

995
01:28:17,585 --> 01:28:18,938
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're going to go
right into the kitchen.</font>

996
01:28:18,962 --> 01:28:21,672
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, let's get you
something to eat, okay?</font>

997
01:28:21,756 --> 01:28:23,626
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You'll have
a good night's sleep.</font>

998
01:28:24,008 --> 01:28:25,088
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay?</font>

999
01:28:46,072 --> 01:28:47,742
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1.
1.</font>

1000
01:28:47,865 --> 01:28:49,615
<font face="Comic Sans MS">2.
2.</font>

1001
01:28:50,368 --> 01:28:51,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">3.</font>

1002
01:28:52,537 --> 01:28:53,787
<font face="Comic Sans MS">4.
4.</font>

1003
01:28:53,871 --> 01:28:55,161
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then you go
back, 5.</font>

1004
01:28:55,248 --> 01:28:56,418
<font face="Comic Sans MS">5.
Like here.</font>

1005
01:28:56,541 --> 01:28:58,001
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you jump up
and clap your hands.</font>

1006
01:28:58,084 --> 01:28:59,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">6.
6.</font>

1007
01:29:03,464 --> 01:29:05,025
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Grandfather abuse.
Grandpa down!</font>

1008
01:29:05,049 --> 01:29:06,889
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Grandfather abuse!
Grandpa down!</font>

1009
01:29:13,099 --> 01:29:14,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's a lot
in here, honey.</font>

1010
01:29:14,726 --> 01:29:16,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want you to take
whatever you want.</font>

1011
01:29:18,062 --> 01:29:20,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's something
I did want to show you.</font>

1012
01:29:21,774 --> 01:29:24,324
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just before you called
about getting her treatment,</font>

1013
01:29:24,402 --> 01:29:25,782
<font face="Comic Sans MS">she sent me two letters.</font>

1014
01:29:25,903 --> 01:29:27,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I wanted to
show this one to you.</font>

1015
01:29:32,326 --> 01:29:33,746
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Dear Mom",</font>

1016
01:29:34,787 --> 01:29:36,747
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"you don't need to
come get me anymore."</font>

1017
01:29:37,915 --> 01:29:39,625
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Burn the other letter."</font>

1018
01:29:45,256 --> 01:29:47,006
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"What Ben and I
have created here"</font>

1019
01:29:47,091 --> 01:29:49,801
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"may be unique in all
of human existence."</font>

1020
01:29:51,095 --> 01:29:54,175
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"We created a paradise
out of Plato's <i>Republic.</i>"</font>

1021
01:29:55,933 --> 01:29:58,603
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Our children shall
be philosopher kings."</font>

1022
01:30:00,646 --> 01:30:03,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"It makes me so
indescribably happy."</font>

1023
01:30:05,443 --> 01:30:07,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"I'm going to get
better out here."</font>

1024
01:30:07,278 --> 01:30:08,528
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"I know I will."</font>

1025
01:30:09,155 --> 01:30:11,865
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Because we are defined
by our actions,"</font>

1026
01:30:11,949 --> 01:30:13,659
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"not our words."</font>

1027
01:30:40,144 --> 01:30:41,814
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, not going home?</font>

1028
01:30:45,108 --> 01:30:46,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

1029
01:30:48,319 --> 01:30:49,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like not going home.</font>

1030
01:30:51,114 --> 01:30:53,164
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am not staying here.</font>

1031
01:30:53,324 --> 01:30:55,744
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This house is a vulgar
display of wealth.</font>

1032
01:30:55,827 --> 01:30:58,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And an unethical use
of space.</font>

1033
01:31:00,665 --> 01:31:02,495
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you'll
all be safe here.</font>

1034
01:31:02,625 --> 01:31:03,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But we want to live
with you.</font>

1035
01:31:04,127 --> 01:31:05,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I almost got
you killed, sweetie.</font>

1036
01:31:06,712 --> 01:31:08,132
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was an accident.</font>

1037
01:31:08,214 --> 01:31:10,014
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The tiles just cracked.</font>

1038
01:31:22,687 --> 01:31:26,397
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a beautiful mistake.</font>

1039
01:31:28,025 --> 01:31:29,525
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But a mistake.</font>

1040
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,330
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought it would help her.
I... I thought...</font>

1041
01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:45,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought she'd get better
out there, you know?</font>

1042
01:31:45,877 --> 01:31:47,207
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But, uh...</font>

1043
01:31:52,550 --> 01:31:54,260
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But it was too much.</font>

1044
01:31:55,386 --> 01:31:57,886
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was too much.
Too much, uh...</font>

1045
01:31:59,015 --> 01:32:00,015
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I knew it.</font>

1046
01:32:03,769 --> 01:32:05,019
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I did.</font>

1047
01:32:08,608 --> 01:32:09,898
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I knew.</font>

1048
01:32:23,748 --> 01:32:25,458
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why can't we just
stay with you?</font>

1049
01:32:29,086 --> 01:32:31,086
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because if you do,</font>

1050
01:32:33,299 --> 01:32:34,929
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll ruin your lives.</font>

1051
01:32:44,393 --> 01:32:45,943
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll call you
in a few days.</font>

1052
01:33:12,630 --> 01:33:14,130
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know where
you're heading?</font>

1053
01:33:18,844 --> 01:33:19,974
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So?</font>

1054
01:33:39,949 --> 01:33:42,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. Maybe you
could take them hunting.</font>

1055
01:33:42,994 --> 01:33:44,084
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They...</font>

1056
01:33:44,161 --> 01:33:45,411
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They all like that.</font>

1057
01:33:45,496 --> 01:33:47,366
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.
And, uh...</font>

1058
01:33:48,374 --> 01:33:50,134
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bo wants to go
to college.</font>

1059
01:33:51,002 --> 01:33:53,212
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He got in everywhere.
All the best schools.</font>

1060
01:33:54,839 --> 01:33:56,775
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't really know how we're
going to pay for all that.</font>

1061
01:33:56,799 --> 01:33:59,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ben, I'll take
care of it.</font>

1062
01:34:00,136 --> 01:34:02,006
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're going to look
after your children.</font>

1063
01:34:02,972 --> 01:34:05,852
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's really nothing
to worry about, I promise.</font>

1064
01:34:07,852 --> 01:34:09,812
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're doing
the right thing.</font>

1065
01:34:16,569 --> 01:34:18,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, well...</font>

1066
01:34:24,410 --> 01:34:25,700
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good luck, Ben.</font>

1067
01:34:26,829 --> 01:34:28,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks.</font>

1068
01:37:03,736 --> 01:37:05,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You shaved your face.</font>

1069
01:37:20,586 --> 01:37:22,206
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't hate you.</font>

1070
01:37:25,883 --> 01:37:27,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just wish
you'd helped Mom.</font>

1071
01:37:47,863 --> 01:37:49,243
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me, too.</font>

1072
01:38:01,377 --> 01:38:02,627
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>

1073
01:38:04,588 --> 01:38:06,048
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you.</font>

1074
01:38:17,268 --> 01:38:18,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We want to complete
the mission.</font>

1075
01:38:19,103 --> 01:38:21,563
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. There's no mission.</font>

1076
01:38:21,647 --> 01:38:24,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mission: Rescue Dad
and Mommy.</font>

1077
01:38:24,441 --> 01:38:25,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom wanted
to be cremated.</font>

1078
01:38:25,776 --> 01:38:27,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And we want to
honor her wishes.</font>

1079
01:38:27,736 --> 01:38:29,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And flush her down
the toilet.</font>

1080
01:38:30,656 --> 01:38:35,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't put any of you
in danger ever again.</font>

1081
01:38:36,287 --> 01:38:37,747
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>

1082
01:38:38,289 --> 01:38:40,369
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"If you assume
that there is no hope,"</font>

1083
01:38:40,457 --> 01:38:42,627
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"then you guarantee
that there will be no hope."</font>

1084
01:38:43,294 --> 01:38:45,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"If you assume that there is
an instinct for freedom,"</font>

1085
01:38:46,171 --> 01:38:48,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"that there are opportunities
to change things,"</font>

1086
01:38:50,301 --> 01:38:52,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"then there is a possibility
that you can contribute"</font>

1087
01:38:52,136 --> 01:38:53,426
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"to making a better world."</font>

1088
01:38:55,764 --> 01:38:57,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Noam Chomsky.</font>

1089
01:39:33,761 --> 01:39:35,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, I found her.</font>

1090
01:39:56,533 --> 01:39:58,493
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Leslie Abigail Cash."</font>

1091
01:39:58,827 --> 01:40:02,157
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"May God bless her
soul for all eternity."</font>

1092
01:40:02,665 --> 01:40:04,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's dig!</font>

1093
01:40:04,124 --> 01:40:06,844
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Otherwise she has to lie
under that bullshit forever.</font>

1094
01:40:36,490 --> 01:40:38,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mommy's in here.</font>

1095
01:43:21,822 --> 01:43:23,492
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, little bird.</font>

1096
01:43:25,075 --> 01:43:26,405
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's me.</font>

1097
01:43:28,453 --> 01:43:29,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I'm sorry.</font>

1098
01:43:30,789 --> 01:43:32,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't know what to do.</font>

1099
01:43:34,501 --> 01:43:36,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry if
I made it worse.</font>

1100
01:43:47,264 --> 01:43:51,944
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My face is mine,
my hands are mine.</font>

1101
01:43:53,604 --> 01:43:57,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My mouth is mine.</font>

1102
01:44:02,404 --> 01:44:05,494
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But I'm not. I'm yours.</font>

1103
01:44:53,872 --> 01:44:55,172
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mom, here's
your favorite song.</font>

1104
01:45:06,718 --> 01:45:11,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>She's got a smile
that it seems to me</i></font>

1105
01:45:11,723 --> 01:45:15,773
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Reminds me of
childhood memories</i></font>

1106
01:45:15,852 --> 01:45:19,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Where everything
was as fresh</i></font>

1107
01:45:19,189 --> 01:45:22,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>As the bright, blue sky</i></font>

1108
01:45:28,865 --> 01:45:30,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Now and then</i></font>

1109
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:32,740
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>When I see her face</i></font>

1110
01:45:32,869 --> 01:45:38,129
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>She takes me away
to that special place</i></font>

1111
01:45:38,208 --> 01:45:42,088
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And if I stare too long</i></font>

1112
01:45:42,212 --> 01:45:44,922
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'll probably
break down and cry</i></font>

1113
01:45:50,012 --> 01:45:52,812
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, oh, oh</i></font>

1114
01:45:52,889 --> 01:45:56,729
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet child o' mine</i></font>

1115
01:46:00,439 --> 01:46:03,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, oh, oh</i></font>

1116
01:46:03,358 --> 01:46:06,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet love of</i></font>

1117
01:46:07,237 --> 01:46:08,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Mine</i></font>

1118
01:46:15,037 --> 01:46:18,037
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>She's got eyes
of the bluest skies</i></font>

1119
01:46:18,123 --> 01:46:22,173
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>As if they thought of rain</i></font>

1120
01:46:22,252 --> 01:46:25,842
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'd hate to look
into those eyes</i></font>

1121
01:46:25,922 --> 01:46:29,092
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And see an ounce of pain</i></font>

1122
01:46:30,302 --> 01:46:33,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Her hair reminds me
of a warm, safe place</i></font>

1123
01:46:33,430 --> 01:46:37,350
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Where as a child I'd hide</i></font>

1124
01:46:37,434 --> 01:46:41,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And pray for the thunder
and the rain</i></font>

1125
01:46:41,313 --> 01:46:44,443
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>To quietly pass me by</i></font>

1126
01:46:45,901 --> 01:46:47,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, oh, oh</i></font>

1127
01:46:47,778 --> 01:46:50,108
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet child o' mine</i></font>

1128
01:46:52,282 --> 01:46:55,742
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Say oh, oh, oh</i></font>

1129
01:47:01,124 --> 01:47:06,004
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet child o' mine</i></font>

1130
01:47:08,381 --> 01:47:13,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet love o' mine</i></font>

1131
01:47:16,306 --> 01:47:19,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet</i></font>

1132
01:47:20,143 --> 01:47:23,563
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet</i></font>

1133
01:47:24,106 --> 01:47:28,146
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet love o' mine</i></font>

1134
01:47:31,738 --> 01:47:35,328
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet love o' mine</i></font>

1135
01:47:35,408 --> 01:47:39,248
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet, sweet, oh, sweet
Sweet love o' mine</i></font>

1136
01:47:39,329 --> 01:47:45,419
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet, sweet
Sweet love o' mine</i></font>

1137
01:47:47,003 --> 01:47:50,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
Sweet love o' mine</i></font>

1138
01:47:50,799 --> 01:47:54,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet, sweet, oh, sweet
Sweet child o' mine</i></font>

1139
01:47:54,678 --> 01:47:58,348
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet, sweet
Sweet child o' mine</i></font>

1140
01:48:00,183 --> 01:48:02,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye</i></font>

1141
01:48:02,435 --> 01:48:06,105
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet child, sweet child
Sweet child o' mine</i></font>

1142
01:48:06,189 --> 01:48:10,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet child
Oh, sweet</i></font>

1143
01:48:10,110 --> 01:48:11,860
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet child</i></font>

1144
01:48:12,112 --> 01:48:14,702
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sweet child of mine</i></font>

1145
01:48:17,534 --> 01:48:19,124
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Goodbye, Mommy!</font>

1146
01:48:22,998 --> 01:48:25,498
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you all, okay?
We love you.</font>

1147
01:48:29,379 --> 01:48:31,299
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why are you going
to Namibia?</font>

1148
01:48:31,464 --> 01:48:33,224
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just put my finger
on a map.</font>

1149
01:48:43,518 --> 01:48:48,058
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When you have sex with a woman,
be gentle and listen to her.</font>

1150
01:48:50,025 --> 01:48:52,775
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Treat her with respect and dignity,
even if you don't love her.</font>

1151
01:48:52,861 --> 01:48:54,321
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>

1152
01:48:54,404 --> 01:48:55,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Always tell the truth.</font>

1153
01:48:56,031 --> 01:48:57,951
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Always take the high road.</font>

1154
01:48:58,033 --> 01:48:59,493
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>

1155
01:48:59,576 --> 01:49:01,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Live each day like
it could be your last.</font>

1156
01:49:02,078 --> 01:49:03,368
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Drink it in.</font>

1157
01:49:04,080 --> 01:49:07,670
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Be adventurous, be bold, but savor it.
It goes fast.</font>

1158
01:49:08,752 --> 01:49:09,962
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>

1159
01:49:12,547 --> 01:49:13,917
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't die.</font>

1160
01:49:16,718 --> 01:49:17,928
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I won't.</font>

1161
01:49:35,612 --> 01:49:37,162
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get out of here.</font>

1162
01:49:52,712 --> 01:49:54,012
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Power to the people.</font>

1163
01:49:54,422 --> 01:49:55,842
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stick it to the man.</font>

1164
01:50:29,124 --> 01:50:30,674
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, guys!</font>

1165
01:51:21,468 --> 01:51:22,968
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, eat your breakfast.</font>

1166
01:51:23,053 --> 01:51:24,803
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The school bus will be
here in 15 minutes.</font>