0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:30,161 --> 00:00:34,940 2 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:40,895 Like, wow. Like, crap. Last year I was a high school brat. 3 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:43,976 But now I'm here. Hope I'm the one you pick to cheer! 4 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,774 - Fantastic! - I'm sorry. What? 5 00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:50,475 Oh, nothing. Don't let me slow you down. It's just... Well, you're a surprise. 6 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,314 - How do you mean? - You have great spirit. 7 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,820 But just a tad more volume, if you would. 8 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,914 - I apologize. - Continue. 9 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:01,927 Like, whoo. Like, whee. I'm at the university. 10 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:05,863 I'm psyched. I'm here. Hope I'm the one you choose to cheer. 11 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:10,369 I yell real loud and make the Stingers super proud.! 12 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,928 Brilliant.! 13 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:15,507 My dear, you are wonderful... cheer genius personified. 14 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,806 A real individual. 15 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,937 I'm joking, you spaz! 16 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:23,642 - Pardon me? - That was a cheer? 17 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:28,119 That was the most boring, unoriginal, biggest piece of crap I've ever seen! 18 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:31,123 You suck! 19 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:42,097 Mom, where are we? Where are you, dear? 20 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:46,468 You finally made it. You're in college. 21 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,639 Oh, man! 22 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:16,090 Hi. Can you guys tell me how to get to Bancroft Hall? 23 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,330 Hi. Can you tell me how to get to... 24 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,872 Hi, girls. Can you guys tell me how to get to Bancroft... 25 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,908 Excuse me! 26 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,376 Hi. It's where some of the cheerleaders are staying. 27 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,413 Um, I'm trying out for the team. 28 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,471 You girls don't cheer, do you? 29 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:32,541 First of all, it's women, not girls. 30 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:36,282 Oh. Second, um, we do neo-modern ballet. 31 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:38,324 We don't wave pom-poms. 32 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:41,827 And third, we can't direct you to Bancroft Hall, 33 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:46,696 because Nathaniel Bancroft was a slave owner and an imperialist! 34 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:50,429 Okay. Thanks. 35 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,528 Appreciate it. 36 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,800 You're not giving up already, are you? Monica! 37 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,942 First day of college, I'm already saving my roommate. 38 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,413 You did not have to save me. I have been saving... 39 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:05,451 your butt ever since cheerleader camp. Have not! 40 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,146 Really? I remember a time... 41 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:10,781 a spotter was out of position and one of our cheerleaders... 42 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,950 was gonna do a face-plant. 43 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,221 Who was that cheerleader again? Okay. Okay. I get it. 44 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,264 I think the score is Monica, two. Whittier, zero. 45 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,561 And... Bancroft Hall is this way. 46 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,534 Did you know that Nathaniel Bancroft was a slave owner... 47 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:27,198 and an imperialist? Our room has a ceiling fan. 48 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:31,266 As well as paint balloons, panty trees, 49 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:35,245 super-gluing faculty doors, releasing lab animals... 50 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:38,375 and most important, I'd like to remind you... 51 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,419 that if you must... 52 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,420 urinate, 53 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:45,889 please... do it in a toilet. 54 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:50,419 Do not... I repeat... Do not urinate... 55 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:53,465 on an original manuscript of The Canterbury Tales... 56 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,626 located in the school library. 57 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,829 You writing this down? You'd think I wouldn't have to say that. 58 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:01,406 The Nutcracker is a patriarchal ballet. 59 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:05,375 Okay? The only good thing in The Nutcracker are the rats, and they die. 60 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:13,149 Shakespeare. Hamlet? 61 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:16,313 "Euripidie..." Euri... Eur... 62 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,323 Euripides. 63 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:22,225 Lastly, we hope you take advantage of the many extracurriculars... 64 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,229 here at the university. 65 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,891 Although I must report we've had to cut funding... 66 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,060 to some of the more non-essential programs... 67 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:33,332 on campus such as the martial arts club, 68 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:36,067 - the ballet society... Wha... 69 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:39,339 and the entire musical theater department. 70 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:41,880 That's a worthwhile program.! Fortunately, 71 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:46,942 we haven't had to cut any money from our two prized programs... 72 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,648 the football team... That's right! 73 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:54,284 - Yeah! - And... your seven-time... 74 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,296 defending collegiate champion Stinger cheerleading squad! 75 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,060 - Yea! - Let's hear it for our heroes.! 76 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:17,879 Tina.! Tina.! Tina.! Tina.! 77 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:23,452 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 78 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,514 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 79 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:29,118 Hey, everybody! I'm Tina Hammersmith! 80 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,998 Y'all ready to rock the body electric? 81 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:37,025 - Ahhh! - Let's get this party started! 82 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,071 Five, six, seven, eight! 83 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,631 Whoo.! 84 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:19,077 Yeah.! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.! You go, girl.! 85 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,237 Two, three, four... 86 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:25,273 Stingers in the house! We're on the attack! 87 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,785 - That's right! - Got no extra fat! 88 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:30,118 We don't eat Big Macs! It's gross! 89 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:34,023 - Step to us.! You might get smacked.! - Whacked.! 90 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:37,256 We got more game than the man they call Shaq! 91 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:41,528 The moonwalk! The twist! The shake and bake! The what? 92 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,933 We can do it all right here at State! 93 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,904 Strap yourself in so your mind won't blow! 94 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:53,071 Sit back, relax and enjoy the show! 95 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,948 What's wrong with you people? Stop it! 96 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,118 Yeah! Stingers! 97 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:09,593 This is terrible. What do you mean "terrible"? 98 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:13,359 - They're perfect. - I know. That's what's terrible. 99 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,526 They are perfect. 100 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,399 Speaking of perfect. You ever checked out your own ass? 101 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:20,734 Whoa! Gross! 102 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:23,401 Just pay him no mind. No. No. I think we should pay him mind. 103 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,968 I mean, this... this man has a lot to say. I do. 104 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,742 - I have a lot to say. - He's a unique individual. 105 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:33,183 - Very unique individual. - With his own thoughts and ideas. 106 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:35,948 My own thoughts. My own ideas. 107 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:39,014 - Who would never make a fool of himself. - Never ever... 108 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:42,185 make a fool of myself. Even if he was blindly mimicking whatever I said. 109 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:45,287 Even if I was blindly... 110 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:51,429 Hey, punk. Be watchin' you. 111 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,234 Smart guy. 112 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,775 Thank you. No problem. 113 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,453 Belly ring? No belly ring? 114 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,422 It's a cheerleading tryout. They're going to be looking at your moves, 115 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,789 not your body jewelry. Oh, I know. 116 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,693 But here's my theory: If they concentrate on my belly, 117 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:19,697 they won't recognize if I mess up on my back handsprings. 118 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,290 Whit, you're not gonna mess up. I've seen your cheer skills. 119 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,369 They're for real. 120 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,371 Maybe for high school, but this is college. 121 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,430 And in college you have to be the poo. 122 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,704 Well, that shaggy boy at orientation sure thought you were the poo. 123 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:35,577 He was all on you like ugly on an Osbourne. 124 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,173 Him? 125 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:40,574 You think? 126 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,547 He did smile at me. 127 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,557 Mm-hmm. 128 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,992 But I can't lose my concentration. I've really got to focus on tomorrow. 129 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,621 I got to work on my cheer moves. Hit it, girl. 130 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,872 Before we begin, I want you to know that just by trying out today, 131 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,642 you're already a winner. 132 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,013 Unless, of course, you get cut. In which case, 133 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,848 technically you're a loser. 134 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,685 So, go for it. 135 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:19,987 Okay, I'll start with a simple aerial. No, 136 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,892 I was thinking more of a front handspring, 137 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:26,227 back handspring, front handspring, 138 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,563 back handspring, back handspring, 139 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,568 front handspring, back handspring... 140 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:35,369 Okay! Give me an "S- S." Give me a "T- R." Err! 141 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,805 That was awesome. So, do you got any good cheers? 142 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:15,335 - I got something for ya. I got a little shout out. - You got a what? 143 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:18,383 I got to give a shout out to all my people, baby! Whoo! 144 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,079 I'm flossin'! You can't see me. I got the ice. 145 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:24,054 It's just blindin' ya! Peace, and I'm out! 146 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:28,025 Back handspring, front handspring, cartwheel, back handspring, cartwheel... 147 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,541 Give me an "S- S". Give me a "T- R". 148 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:49,012 I just screwed up again! Dang it! I can't believe it! No! 149 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:51,777 Just kill me right now! Bam! Haha! Please? 150 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:56,220 Front handspring, cartwheel, back handspring, back handspring, 151 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,882 cartwheel... Ooh. 152 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:02,894 Ohh, yeah! Oh, my God. 153 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,361 Thanks for coming. 154 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,162 And lastly, Smith, comma, Whittier. 155 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,037 - Okay. So... - Wait. 156 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,270 - What is it? - That thing. 157 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,973 That shiny offensive thing... midsection. 158 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:25,074 - Oh, that's my belly ring. - Lose it immediately. 159 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:28,712 Okay. Sorry. 160 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,787 Okay. 161 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:44,197 Um. 162 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:47,101 - Okay. Are you ready? - How about, are you ready? 163 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:52,237 I think so. 164 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,836 Here I go.! Hit it.! 165 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:16,990 - How's that? - Thank you. 166 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,311 Sheila. Too fat. 167 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,644 Kenny. Too dorky. 168 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,650 Brenda. Psycho! 169 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,618 Cindy. Snaggletooth. 170 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,621 Carol-Ann. It's called lotion. Eczema. 171 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,623 Theo. Too gay! 172 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,251 - Patrick? - Not gay enough. 173 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,319 And finally, Whittier. 174 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:50,759 - She's okay. - Okay? Marni, she's future head cheerleader material. 175 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:55,364 Memo, pink ink, we already have our future head cheerleader. Hi. 176 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,068 The only difference being, she's cute. 177 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:02,776 Yeah, she's cute the way a smushed-up bug is cute. 178 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,578 Oh, and excuse me. Did you see her blond hair? 179 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,950 So fake! 180 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,955 Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle blond. 181 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:14,982 Ohh! I was... I was born with dark roots. 182 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,290 Mm-hmm. 183 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,025 Well, anyway, I'd be all over her. 184 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,468 - You know, if she had a schwinger. - Maybe she does. 185 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,199 Enough.! 186 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:31,868 You two bitches can catfight all night, but I'm the one that makes the decisions. 187 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:35,471 Until I do... you're dismissed. 188 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,244 Leave me. 189 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,144 Ow! 190 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,727 - No time for rest, cherub. - Dean Sebastian. 191 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:54,630 I didn't know you were here. I've been here six hours. 192 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:58,295 Saw every last peppy pigtail that passed through this place. 193 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,838 Pretty ugly, huh? Some were ugly. 194 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,101 Some were hideous. 195 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,905 While others were sublime. 196 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,776 I'm talking about State's next head cheerleader. 197 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,544 Smith, comma, Whittier. 198 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:14,381 Whittier can't be head cheerleader next year. 199 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,547 She's just a freshman. She's just good is what she is. 200 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,716 But the head cheerleader spot is reserved for Marni. 201 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:23,091 Tina! The State cheerleading squad has won... 202 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,858 seven consecutive national titles, 203 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,389 which over that time has tripled alumni donations... 204 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,595 and allowed me the life to which I am accustomed. 205 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,640 Just last year, I upgraded... 206 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,700 from an '88 Jetta to a 2003 Passat. 207 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,109 Wow. I'm not about to throw all that away... 208 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:45,014 over some brown-nosing mediocrity named Marni. 209 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:48,485 Whittier might have what it takes, but she's awfully raw. 210 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,752 That, dear, is why you must mold her. 211 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,693 Shape her. Twist her like Silly Putty. 212 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:59,697 If you make her half as great as you are, 213 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:03,496 the national title will stay here for years to come. 214 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:06,162 Remember the school motto... Whatever it takes. 215 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:10,709 I can't hear you. Whatever it takes! 216 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:20,274 Welcome to the team. 217 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,287 Welcome to the team. 218 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,880 Welcome to the... Oh, uh, this is size four. 219 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,892 Is that gonna be too small for you? Kidding! 220 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,087 Kidding! Get outta here. 221 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:34,432 Welcome to the team. Wait! This isn't a uniform. 222 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,469 These are towels. You're very perceptive, aren't you? 223 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,334 But aren't I on the team? 224 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,499 Of course you're on the team. As a towel girl. 225 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,270 It's an honor. 226 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,973 How is it an honor? 227 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:53,144 Say there is no towel girl. Say Greg hoists Tina up into a cupie, 228 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,984 and there is no one to towel off his sweaty hands. 229 00:15:57,056 --> 00:16:00,253 Tina slips. Tina falls and-and lands on her spinal cord, 230 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:04,888 and she spends the rest of her life doing watercolors with her teeth. 231 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,564 Do you want that to happen? I guess not. 232 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,295 Hmm. 233 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,462 I didn't think so. 234 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,010 Man, these colors are hype! I am never taking this off. 235 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,342 Even after you're dead in the ground? Totally. 236 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,316 Congratulations, my little pumpkins. 237 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:30,845 You have now joined the best of the best of the best. 238 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,687 Here's Marni with some light reading. 239 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:37,627 Now, study those rule books and wear those uniforms with pride. 240 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:41,598 People have given their ankles, 241 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,228 ligaments, collarbones... 242 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:49,205 in service to those very uniforms you have on your taut little bodies. 243 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:54,007 'Cause from here on out you must be the "bomb diggity." 244 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,274 You must eat leaner, train meaner, jump higher, 245 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,875 yell louder and out-pep anyone who stands in your way. 246 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:03,046 You must brush better, floss better, lather, rinse and repeat better... 247 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:08,492 In other words, you must be better in every aspect of your life. 248 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,996 Are you ready for all that? 249 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:15,465 - Whittier? - Uh. Uh. Uh... 250 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,505 I'm gonna catch you guys later. All right. 251 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,573 Is... 252 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:36,781 - Is everything okay up there? - Again. Four, five, six, seven, eight. 253 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,119 Is everything okay up there? 254 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,517 Hey, you're the orientation guy! 255 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,859 Yeah, Orientation Guy is my given name. 256 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:50,027 But, um, it's not my real name. My friends call me Derek. 257 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,763 Well, hi, Derek. I'm Whittier. 258 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:56,307 Whittier? I like it. 259 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,775 - It's nice. - Thank you. 260 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,549 - You want to do something illegal? - What? 261 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,352 Do you want to do something illegal? Shut up.! 262 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,519 Uhh. Okay. 263 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,063 Really? 264 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,589 What kind of girl are you? Stop! 265 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,274 Whoa! 266 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,608 No way. No. You're a cheerleader. You get thrown three stories... 267 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,582 in the air every day. Tina would kill me if I sprained an ankle. 268 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,675 Who's Tina? Our head cheerleader. 269 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:43,152 She's got rules against this kind of thing. It's all in the manual. 270 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,622 And you've gotta follow the rules. 271 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,750 Well, do you see Tina anywhere around here? 272 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,590 No. 273 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,699 Sorry. Are you okay? 274 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,706 Are we allowed to be in here? 275 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,642 2:00 a.m.'s the only good time to swim. 276 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:09,408 The rest of the time, I'm working. Where? 277 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,178 Well, I do work-study in the cafeteria. 278 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,812 Part-time in an audio store. Full-time as a student. 279 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,856 And the rest of the time as a mix-master. 280 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:21,290 What's a mix-master? It's a turn-tablist. 281 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,692 What's a turn-tablist? It's a D.J. 282 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:27,391 I knew that. 283 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,070 Oh, hey. I'm not into you like that. L... 284 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,634 No, I didn't... I... 285 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,488 Well, then I'm leaving. I'm out. Okay. Fine. Fine. 286 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:55,493 It's over. Okay. Well, okay... 287 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:58,359 Why do you work so much? I work so much... 288 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,490 because my dad wouldn't pay my tuition unless I declared premed. 289 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:05,264 And you didn't want to be a doctor, so... So, I work. 290 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:12,008 Well, you know what they say about men who work too hard. 291 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:16,878 They become tired, boring... 292 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,578 and in the process they lose all their spontaneity. 293 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,862 Derek, are you tired? 294 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:34,695 No. You're boring! 295 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,270 You are boring. 296 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,569 Boring, my ass! 297 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:58,515 Whoo! 298 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,455 God, you look great under water. 299 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,720 Well, did I tell you I'm a cheerleader? 300 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,319 Yeah. I think we covered that. 301 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:09,527 Did we talk about your 10,000 part-time jobs? 302 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,762 Yeah. I think a while back. 303 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,804 Oh. 304 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:20,002 Well, was there anything else that we needed to cover? 305 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,103 Well, there was... 306 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,308 one thing I wanted to... 307 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,387 I gotta go. Wait, wait, wait. 308 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,521 Don't you want to stay and, 309 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,123 you know, swim a little more? 310 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,600 I think my roommate might be getting worried about me. 311 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,194 Why would she be worried? 312 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,604 Because, 313 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,872 you're turning me into a criminal. 314 00:21:55,547 --> 00:22:00,109 Whit... Whittier, I could get hypothermia without you here! 315 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:08,317 And five, six, seven, eight! 316 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:11,385 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 317 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:14,626 One! Girls, put your hands on your hips. 318 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:18,659 Suzy, how about suckin' in the arm flab? Thank you. 319 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:22,104 Claire, sweetie, two eyebrows are better than one. 320 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,870 Think I gave you the memo. Oh, my God.! Monica.! 321 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:28,504 Time for some damage control on that ass! 322 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:33,244 For a minute there, I thought I was looking at a Hefty Bag full of chili dogs! Ha! 323 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:36,287 Greg.! How about the happy cheer face now, huh? 324 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,516 This is my happy cheer face. 325 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:40,558 That's not a happy smile! 326 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,559 That's a hate smile. 327 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:45,357 Is it that obvious, bitch? All right. Pop-off on two. 328 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,888 One, two and... down. 329 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:55,263 Five, six, seven, eight.! 330 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,309 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, again.! 331 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,437 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, again! 332 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:06,177 One, two, three, four... You suck so much, I can't stand you! Again! 333 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,845 Go.! Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.! 334 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,718 Come on, you Sasquatch.! Let's go.! 335 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:15,521 Come on, Monica.! Show me a herkie.! Let's see it.! Let's see it.! What is that? 336 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,892 Push. Push! 337 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,193 This weight is a car, 338 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,495 and it is pressed on top of your mother! 339 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,569 Lift it off your mom! 340 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:28,503 Lift it off her! Lift it off her! 341 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,905 Too late. She's dead. 342 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:33,809 What is this, a bowl ofJell-O I'm looking at? 343 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,347 Whit, that water is not from the French Alps! 344 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,475 Down for 10... And six and seven and eight! 345 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,746 You guys are looking so great today. 346 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:48,554 I'm just kidding. You look like crap. 347 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:52,085 All right, Monica and Whittier, get ready for a pop-off on four. 348 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,928 Hey, you wanna do a cradle off the back? You want to? 349 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:56,625 Yeah. 350 00:23:56,735 --> 00:24:01,604 Ready? One, two, three, four. 351 00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:04,574 What the hell was that? 352 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:09,742 I asked for a simple pop-off! Was that a simple pop-off? 353 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,477 I'm very curious to know, Monica. 354 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:15,782 Was that or was that not a pop-off? 355 00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:18,823 Settle down, Tina. We were giving the routine a little flavor, 356 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,858 a little individuality. 357 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:25,488 A little flavor? A little individuality? 358 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:29,660 Missy, you are no longer an individual. 359 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:33,431 All right? You are a very small, little minute part... 360 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:35,836 of a very big-ass machine! 361 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:39,138 And that machine has my name on it. You got it? 362 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:43,671 - We're sorry. - Not good enough, Whittier. 363 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:47,013 Meet me in my office... 0800. 364 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,815 Is that the address? 365 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,555 She's waiting for you. Come on, this way. 366 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:05,994 Tina, I'm really sorry about what happened in practice. 367 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,231 Shut the door. 368 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:14,037 Did you know that, um, 369 00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:18,208 - George W. Bush was a cheerleader in college? - Actually, I did. 370 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:21,741 Ronald Reagan was also a cheerleader. So was Dwight D. Eisenhower. 371 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:25,756 The three greatest presidents of the last 200 years... 372 00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:29,487 - all cheerleaders. - Was Ronald Reagan really one of the top three? 373 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:32,086 Top 40. My point is this. 374 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,495 From great cheerleaders come even greater leaders. 375 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:38,730 You may be a great cheerleader, Whittier, but you are not a great leader. 376 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:41,101 I know, and I'm really trying hard. 377 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:44,141 See these portraits on the wall? 378 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:49,340 A 98-year tradition of cheerleading excellence at CSC. 379 00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:55,046 Starting back with the remarkable Margaret Whiting in 1938. 380 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,645 What's she doing? An arabesque. 381 00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,748 You can't tell under the hoopskirt. 382 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:05,353 All the way up to the fantastic Hammersmith dynasty of today. 383 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:08,092 These are your sisters? Yep. 384 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:11,499 They're all part of a grand legacy with no end in sight. 385 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,730 That last empty frame right there is reserved... 386 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:16,033 for the head cheerleader who will take our place... 387 00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:19,372 our next leader. Marni. 388 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,412 It could be Marni. 389 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:23,413 Or it could be Greg. Whoo. 390 00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:25,415 Or as I've been thinking lately, 391 00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:28,748 - it could be you. - Yeah, right. 392 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:32,950 - I'm serious, Whittier. - But I completely messed up in practice. 393 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,891 I thought you called me in here to kick me off the team. 394 00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:38,589 Oh, I haven't totally ruled that out yet. 395 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:42,827 I don't know. I just expect more out of you than the others. 396 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,926 Certainly more than your friend, Monica. 397 00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:48,472 Monica was just messing around. Wait till game day. She'll be perfect. 398 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,703 Oh, really? She's gonna be great on game day? Monica is a sinking ship! 399 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:55,143 To be a great cheerleader you have to make sacrifices. 400 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:57,681 And I suggest you start with her. 401 00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:00,684 Do you mean not being friends with her? 402 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:03,721 'Cause we're roommates. Listen, sweetie. 403 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,847 Being head cheerleader... 404 00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:09,382 is a privilege you should very much want. 405 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,486 I mean, 406 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:15,124 Students have posters of me on their walls. 407 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,327 They pay hundreds of dollars... 408 00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:20,370 320 to be exact... just to get my number. 409 00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:23,100 They raffle off the right to carry my books to class. 410 00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:25,472 It's so silly. 411 00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:28,103 Foreign exchange students literally... 412 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:32,081 beg to do my homework... straight A's. 413 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:35,847 All this could be yours. You could be the greatest thing on this campus... 414 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,718 the next me. 415 00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:41,953 - Whoa. - But I don't know. 416 00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:44,552 It's all a question of how bad you really want it. 417 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:48,292 I mean, for starters, you're gonna have to shine at the home opener this weekend. 418 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:50,800 Literally millions will be watching you. 419 00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:55,339 But most importantly, I will be watching you. 420 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,675 I'm tired now. 421 00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:12,854 Handing out all those towels has made my arms feel like soggyJell-O. 422 00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:15,358 I'm too tired to point out how dumb that sounds. 423 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,361 Hey, guys. 424 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:20,455 Hey, Britney Spaz. Why are you so happy? 425 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,558 Didn't Tina just rip you a new... I can't say what. 426 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:27,069 Actually... and, ladies, please keep this a secret, 427 00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:30,403 Tina told me that if I work really hard... 428 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:33,205 and I play my cards right, 429 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:37,578 I could become head cheerleader. 430 00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:40,447 - Congratulations, Whittier! - Yeah, that's great! 431 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:43,544 You're not bummed are you? No. I don't want to be head cheerleader. 432 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:47,717 I'm just flossin' my moves until I make it as a dancer on J. Lo's next tour. 433 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:50,955 I've been meaning to talk to you about that. What? 434 00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:53,862 Tina made a lot of sense in practice the other day. 435 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:58,266 There is a big difference between individual dance moves and... Oh, my gosh! 436 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,860 What? 437 00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:05,671 There's over 680 calories in that. Not to mention 35 grams of saturated fat. 438 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,236 That must've been a real special talk you had with Tina back there. 439 00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:13,478 Too bad yourJedi mind tricks couldn't fend off the dark side of the force. 440 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:16,679 Monica, if you want to be the bomb diggity, 441 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,916 you have got to act like the bomb diggity, 442 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:21,083 and Tina is the bomb diggity! 443 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:26,622 Did she just say, "bomb diggity" three times in one sentence? 444 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:43,607 Your halftime score is Stingers, 17. Willowcrest, nine. 445 00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:46,479 No, I'm serious. We're the ones with all the pressure. 446 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:51,352 Pressure? No, girly, you don't know what real pressure is! 447 00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:53,788 You see, I got to go out there first. Just me. 448 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:58,158 Solo. And if these 50,000 people don't buy into the whole illusion... 449 00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:00,424 of who I am and what I represent, 450 00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:03,763 you guys are toast! 451 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:07,736 Aren't you just a big bug? Correction! I am a hunting wasp... 452 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,536 of the order hymenoptera, with a deadly venomous ovipositor! 453 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:13,076 Do you know what that is? Well, I'll tell ya! 454 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,135 It's a deadly stinger, bitch! 455 00:30:17,715 --> 00:30:21,674 Bug! 456 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:25,416 Stay in the zone, Sammy. You stay in the zone. 457 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:29,187 Chest out! Ponytail, no. Up-do, yes. 458 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:33,196 Sweetie, no double earrings. You're a State cheerleader, not a State hooker. 459 00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:39,426 * Go, go, go, Stingers * 460 00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,165 * Go-go, go-go-go Uh-oh, the Stingers * 461 00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,935 Remember, Whit. Head cheerleader. 462 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,068 What do you mean "head cheerleader"? 463 00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:49,079 I'm the next head cheerleader. I am! 464 00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:52,207 Focus on the performance. I am not gonna focus on the performance! 465 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:55,844 Focus! No, I'm not gonna focus! I won't! 466 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,321 I don't mean that. Please don't hate me! Tina, please don't hate me! 467 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,654 Hey, I don't hate you, Marni. Shut up! 468 00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:08,530 * Sammy * 469 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,592 * Here comes Sammy * Ladies and gentlemen, 470 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,728 we ask you to turn your attention to the multi-champion... 471 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:17,638 Show time. Stinger cheerleaders and their "Stingtacular"halftime show.! 472 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:23,913 Yeah! Come on! Let's go! 473 00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:27,474 Let's get it on, Stingers! Number one! 474 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,782 Number one! Yeah! 475 00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:33,051 Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Sammy Stinger... 476 00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:36,321 and your Stinger cheerleaders.! 477 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:40,160 Let's go, Stingers! Whoa! 478 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:56,870 Hit it.! 479 00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:32,614 Let's go, Stingers! 480 00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:51,798 Stingers! 481 00:32:57,241 --> 00:33:00,438 Let's go, Stingers! 482 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:08,317 - Let's go, Stingers! Ohh! Ho-ho! 483 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,718 Go back! Go back! Let's see it again! 484 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:13,882 Go, Stingers! 485 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:17,689 - One more time. One more time. 486 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,822 Tina, she's here. 487 00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:23,958 Hey, baby. Way to go, Whittier.! 488 00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:26,536 Hey, Whittier.! 489 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:29,402 Hi. Whittier, right? 490 00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:33,205 Jackson. Senior, with the Boxster out front? 491 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:36,440 I was wondering if... We just saw the video, and we were like, 492 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,880 "That is the shizzle," and we... Okay, okay, okay. 493 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:43,410 You two, hands off. This is my party, my cheerleader. 494 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:46,582 So, great facial on TV today. 495 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:49,421 Sticking your tongue out on camera, totally inspired. 496 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:52,429 You think? O.M. G, it was T.D.F., F.Y.I. 497 00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:56,797 Whittier, this is Todd. Starting wide receiver, 6'1 ", 498 00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:59,734 3.2 G.P.A., runs a 4.6 forty. 499 00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:03,467 4.5 forty. 500 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,566 How ya doin'? Uh, good. 501 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:08,668 And it just doesn't happen. He said he was a good listener. Hi, Marni. 502 00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:12,011 Would you like an appetizer? But he wasn't a good listener. 503 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:14,517 Here. How about a towel? 504 00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:19,449 I'm sorry! 505 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:21,583 Sorry. Would you like an appetizer? 506 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:24,457 This is why I go to the trouble ofhosting all these parties. 507 00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:27,020 So guys like you can mingle with girls like you. 508 00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:29,396 So mingle. Blaine! 509 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:33,731 Eh, really nice touchdown catch today. 510 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:36,068 Homeboy didn't want to play the rest of the game. 511 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:39,007 Got taken off on a stretcher. The quarterback's all staring at me. 512 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:42,478 I'm like, "Oh, boy, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your mama's gonna feel it!" Right? 513 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:45,778 We broke from the huddle... Hi, Whittier. Would you like an appetizer? 514 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:47,943 I'm okay. Thank you. How about a towel? 515 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,045 Then they motioned into a slot. That's when I knew the running back... 516 00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,682 was gonna do an up-and-under pattern behind the linebacker. 517 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,919 And he's... You know, that's... great, really. 518 00:34:55,993 --> 00:34:58,587 Do you mind if for the next minute... 519 00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:01,131 we talk about something other than football? 520 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:04,066 Uh, I'm sorry. It's my bad. I'm sorry. 521 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:07,569 Thanks. 522 00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:10,436 So, Tina, um, 523 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:12,738 tells me you're a "C" cup. 524 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:20,915 Oh, dude, check out the brunette. Sweet! Yeah, she's hot. 525 00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:22,919 She was not gonna be head cheerleader. And... 526 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:25,455 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check out the blond right over there. 527 00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:27,491 Where? Where? The dude right over there. 528 00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:29,492 What do you mean, "dude"? 529 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,960 Hey, you know what? The one with the great legs.! 530 00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:34,156 I bet he could leg-press a mule. 531 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,898 Oh, man! What? 532 00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:41,870 Oh, you... You didn't know? Listen. 533 00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:44,908 I got nothin' against your kind of people. 534 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:49,538 It's just football rules. I gotta kick your ass now. That sounds like a party. 535 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:52,913 You should know, though, I bench-press 220. 536 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:56,385 Whatever, dude. 235. 537 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:03,958 Can we talk? Now? Thank you. Pardon us. 538 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,131 Yo! Dewey! 539 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:10,190 Okay, let's blow this joint. 540 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:12,292 Mon, Mon, Mon. Don't go yet. Whit! 541 00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:15,133 We cheered on national television. This is our coming-out party. 542 00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:17,700 Blue! 543 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:20,902 Hey, excuse me. Uh, I'm looking for a girl named Whittier. 544 00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:24,004 She's about yea tall. She's blond, super-cute. Well, 545 00:36:24,081 --> 00:36:26,675 look who it is, smart guy. 546 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:30,312 Why don't you say something smart, smart guy? 547 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:34,552 Yeah, okay. How about something foreign and exotic like adios. 548 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:37,150 Hey, don't. Chill, big guy.! 549 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:40,254 God! 550 00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:44,267 Besides, there are some good people here too, and they're here to celebrate us! 551 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:47,701 Yeah, they want to celebrate all over us. 552 00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:49,763 Derek! 553 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,239 Hey, Monica. Hi, hottie. 554 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,436 I didn't think you were gonna make it. Yeah. 555 00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:57,948 How'd you get past the goon squad? Guile, cunning, cowardice. 556 00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:03,811 You, scruffy boy. 557 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:07,153 Out. This party is exclusivo. No, it's okay. 558 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:11,161 - He's with me. We're together. - Who's he? 559 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,493 This is Derek. He's a D.J. 560 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:20,593 There are, like, 10,000 hot varsity football players inside, 561 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:23,936 and you're snuggling up to a D.J.? 562 00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:26,977 - How edgy. - What's wrong with a D.J.? 563 00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:31,640 Honey, oh. There's a logical order to the college universe, 564 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:33,877 and the sooner you learn it, the better. 565 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,476 See, way up here at the top of the ladder are football players. 566 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:39,022 Right. They rule. Just underneath them... 567 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:44,221 are basketball players... smaller biceps but still desirable. 568 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:47,059 Then, soccer hunks, lacrosse studs, 569 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:50,123 fraternity presidents... ohh... fraternity keg-masters, 570 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,998 guys with cars with parking passes, guys with cars without parking passes... 571 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,538 kind of a waste of time... Love your dress, Tina.! 572 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:57,801 Black Student Union activists... Hey!... Bruce Lee fan clubbers, 573 00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:01,743 lit-mag squares, pep-band dorks, um, film society toads, 574 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:04,440 campus ministers, school mascots... 575 00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:08,451 and then, God, all the way at the bottom... 576 00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:10,612 are campus D.J.'s. 577 00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:14,385 One spot above cafeteria workers. Actually, 578 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,926 I work at the cafeteria too. Oh, do you? 579 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:19,394 Tsk. That's hopeless. 580 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:24,662 Listen, Whit. Remember our little "discush" the other day? 581 00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:28,261 You have to decide, are you with us... 582 00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:30,306 or are you with him? 583 00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:44,218 I'm sorry. 584 00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:47,689 Derek, I... 585 00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:56,391 Oh, I get it. Yeah. 586 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:59,834 - Oops. - But... I'll call you.! 587 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:05,337 I can't believe you just did that! 588 00:39:05,409 --> 00:39:08,845 Oh, she did the right thing. She stuck with the winners. 589 00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:11,973 Excuse me? You think you're a winner because you got a bunch of idiots... 590 00:39:12,049 --> 00:39:14,483 up your bomb diggity butt? 591 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:17,282 Excuse me? 592 00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,624 Whittier! 593 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:27,662 - Are you coming? - Yeah. 594 00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:30,394 What are you looking at? 595 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:33,902 What's her problem? Drama queen. 596 00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:38,367 So Doc says if I sprain my hip-flexor one more time, I can kiss my herkie good-bye. 597 00:39:38,442 --> 00:39:41,275 Hey, you guys. Hey. 598 00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:45,076 - Greg, can you help me stretch my hamstrings? - Yeah. 599 00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:51,013 - Look, about the party... - On your feet. 600 00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:53,682 Practice has started. 601 00:39:56,961 --> 00:40:00,692 Today we're gonna work on manners and respect. 602 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:05,498 Because some of you don't know how to behave at a team function. 603 00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:10,165 Some of you don't show proper manners to a head cheerleader. 604 00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:15,268 Some of you don't show respect to the concept of team unity. Come on. 605 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:18,747 Oh, good! Monica. 606 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:21,114 We'll start with you. 607 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:23,176 Here we go. What do you got? 608 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:27,452 Front handspring round-off, back handspring toe touch. 609 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:39,259 Stop the music! 610 00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:41,497 Is that all you got? 611 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,540 And again! 612 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:47,406 Round-off back handspring, back tuck. 613 00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,346 Music stop! 614 00:40:58,422 --> 00:41:00,185 And again! 615 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:02,282 Herkie! 616 00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:06,455 Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! 617 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:09,158 - Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! No one touch her! 618 00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:15,401 I'm not done yet, Monica! To be a real cheerleader... 619 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,964 - Tina, give it a rest. - Not now, Greg! 620 00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:21,169 I said give it a rest! 621 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,748 Okay. All right. 622 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:31,811 You're right. I should... I should... I should give it a rest. 623 00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:35,325 - Whittier, call out the steps. - What, me? 624 00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:38,020 You heard me. That's what leaders do. 625 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:41,258 - But Monica... - Call out the steps. 626 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:45,563 - Call them out! - No! 627 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:49,901 Listen, freshman. I put you in that uniform, and I can take you right out of it! 628 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:52,909 Call the steps, or you're off the team. 629 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:56,936 Then I'm off the team. Wh-What? 630 00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:59,414 You heard me. I quit! 631 00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:01,474 I quit too. 632 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:04,214 That's right. I quit too. 633 00:42:04,288 --> 00:42:08,554 - Greg, you'll lose your cheerleading scholarship. - That's right! I'm stayin' here, 634 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,526 but under a cloud of shame. 635 00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:14,320 Tina. 636 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:19,558 You can have this back because it's supposed to show team spirit. 637 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,763 It's supposed to make us feel proud, 638 00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:24,102 but I just feel guilty and stupid! 639 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:27,735 So you can have your skirt and your spankies and your top. 640 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,745 I'm out of here! 641 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:38,981 I need this to get home. I'll bring it back when it's dry-cleaned. 642 00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:43,186 Bye, Miss Bomb Diggity. 643 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:52,126 She'll be back. 644 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:57,105 She's not coming back! 645 00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:59,301 It's only Whittier. 646 00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:02,140 - Ice cream... Super Fudge Chunk. - No! 647 00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:05,511 Ice cream! 648 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,552 All right! Stupid. 649 00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:22,729 Hey. Hey. 650 00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:30,940 Run.! Run.! All right, take home.! Take home.! 651 00:43:32,576 --> 00:43:36,103 - Our team sucks! - Whittier, quit worrying about the game... 652 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,341 and enjoy the sunshine. 653 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:41,578 - The sun sucks. - Whittier, don't you know that the sun... 654 00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:46,589 is nature's Prozac? Do you really think the sun is gonna make me feel better... 655 00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:48,852 about giving up the most important thing in my life? 656 00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,861 No, but I'm out of real Prozac, so you're gonna have to deal. 657 00:43:51,929 --> 00:43:54,397 I ruined my career as a cheerleader. 658 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,025 I ruined my relationship with Derek. I could've had a boyfriend. 659 00:43:57,134 --> 00:44:00,103 I ruined my entire life! 660 00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:04,007 Yeah, I feel better. 661 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:06,634 - Anyone want to hit the library? - Ooh, I'll go with. 662 00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:08,735 This place is starting to weird me out anyway. 663 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:12,145 Women's softball... I just don't get it. 664 00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:15,379 Whittier... 665 00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:23,124 - It'll be okay. - I know. Thank you. 666 00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:26,526 You'll be fine, girl! 667 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:31,899 - Trust me. - Come on. Let's go, Stingers. 668 00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:43,211 - Nicejob. Nice way to take the base. 669 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,010 Batter up.! 670 00:45:01,465 --> 00:45:04,059 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 671 00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:06,193 We got Stinger spirit. 672 00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:09,295 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 673 00:45:09,406 --> 00:45:12,068 We got Stinger spirit. 674 00:45:12,142 --> 00:45:14,702 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 675 00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:17,542 We got Stinger spirit. 676 00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:19,707 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 677 00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:21,717 We got Stinger spirit. 678 00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:24,982 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 679 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,922 We got Stinger spirit. 680 00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:31,222 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. We got Stinger spirit. 681 00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:34,196 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 682 00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:36,232 We got Stinger spirit! 683 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:38,359 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 684 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:40,266 - What's going on? - We got Stinger spirit! 685 00:45:40,370 --> 00:45:43,066 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 686 00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:46,404 We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 687 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,741 We got Stinger spirit! 688 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:51,645 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 689 00:45:51,715 --> 00:45:55,082 We got Stinger spirit! Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 690 00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:58,815 We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 691 00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:00,914 We got Stinger spirit.! 692 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:10,591 Yeah. 693 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:11,964 Yes! 694 00:46:12,069 --> 00:46:15,505 Number one! Number one! 695 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:17,335 Let's go, Stingers! Let's go! 696 00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:22,343 Those are my girls! Go, Stingers! 697 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:30,485 Whoa.! Whoa.! 698 00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:38,351 Monica! 699 00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:41,826 I got it! You got... 700 00:46:41,899 --> 00:46:44,333 You got what? We're gonna start our own squad. 701 00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:46,368 Oh, shut up. No, no. I'm serious. 702 00:46:46,436 --> 00:46:48,370 Our own squad. New and improved. 703 00:46:48,438 --> 00:46:50,599 Shut up! No. For real! Come on! Let's go! 704 00:46:54,444 --> 00:46:57,345 Are you sure you put the audition time on the flyer? 705 00:46:57,414 --> 00:47:00,747 Yes. Okay, because it was an hour and a half ago.