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##[ Rop ]
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-#I found #
-#I found #
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#So many things #
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-#I dreamed of #
-#Dreamed of,dreamed of #
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# You fell in love with me #
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-#But I couldn't think #
-#But I couldn't think #
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#Ofhow it could be #
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#And I finally found him #
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#And I'm takin'
the long way out #
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-# 'Cause it's gonna be #
-#It's gonna be #
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#Somethin'special to me #
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#Somethin'special to me
Yeah,yeah #
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#Days go by and we're still laughing #
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#He's all mine #
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#And I'm never alone #
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#Days go by and we're still happy #
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#He's all mine alone #
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#He's something special to me #
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#He's something special to me #
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#He's something special to me #
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# Yeah,yeah #
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#And I finally found him #
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#And I'm takin'
the long way out #
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-# 'Cause it's gonna be #
-#It's gonna be #
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#Somethin'special to me #
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#Somethin'special to me
Yeah,yeah #
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#Days go by and we're still happy #
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#He's all mine alone ##
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[ Woman Narrating ]
It all began at the Rlaza Hotel:::
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twenty years ago
in the month ofjune:
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- [ Crowd Chattering ]
- Two mothers brought their
daughters, Liv and Emma:::
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here to the Ralm Court for tea:
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On that afternoon,
there was a wedding:
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There was something blue,
something borrowed:::
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and something completely magical:
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And two little girls
from New jersey:::
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held in their hands a new dream-
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that one day they would find
that one person:::
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who would stand by them
no matter what:::
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and when they did, they too:::
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would havejune weddings at the Rlaza:
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Thank you.
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And, yes, Your Honor, I will take
this lofty man to be my husband.
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I always knew my wedding
would be the happiest day of my life.
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Now I will dance with you
until we have six babies and a house.
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Do you think they let pets
inside the Plaza?
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Well, it's not like we're getting married
until we're 1 6 at least:
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Next time, can I play the bride?
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Emma, you know
I always play the bride.
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[ Woman On Stereo ]
# This will be an everlasting love #
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- # This will be- ##
- Not too shabby.
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- Caviar cocktail hour-
- Cigar roller, white glove service-
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- Celadon cymbidium orchids.
- Great deejay.
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[ Liv ]
So we both admit it's beautiful.
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- Um,yeah:
- But?
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Do you think it's the work
of Marion St: Claire?
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Oh. Marion's a visionary.
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Mmm?
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- Oh.
- If it had been my wedding-
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- Oh,just say it.
- It ain'tjune.
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- And it ain't the Plaza.
- It's the elephant in the room.
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Yeah.
[ Gasps ]
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- And here you are.
- Oh, look.
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A duck made out of ice.
Isn't this great?
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Know what else is great?
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Going home early and watching
your backed-up TiVo?
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Am I that predictable?
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How about one more dance...
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and I'll give you my piece
of the cake- if you let me lead.
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Very funny.
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- Come on. Come on.
- You know I always lead.
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Hey. Oh.
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Hi, girls.
[ Laughs ]
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- Are you ready to catch this bouquet?
- Gotta go.
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- I'm so happy all of you are here:
- On the other hand, always fun.
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I know. They take it so seriously.
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- My work friends, sort of:
- [ Guests Laugh ]
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My college buds- Oh, my God:
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Emma Allan, is that the same dress
you wore to the Delta Gamma...
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""Kegs for a Cause'' semiformal,
like, a bazillion years ago?
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[ Murmuring ]
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- Yeah.
- What's your point? Because it's a classic.
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- If a dress works, you work it hard.
- Oh.
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See, that is sweet. And loyal.
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Girlfriends sticking up
for each other.
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I like that, a lot: Keep that:
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- Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this?
- Yeah.
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Just think about it,
feel it, catch it-
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One, two, three!
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[ Narrator]
I would have seen the signs if I'd been there:
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It's all right there:
Look at Emma's eyes-Like a hunter's:
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And Liv's hand-How would you like that
clasped around your throat?
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Not that either of them can imagine
hurting each other at this point:
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Why should they?
They've been inseparable for 20 years:
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Okay, slow down.
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- Why can't we run with iPods?
- We can't run with iPods because iPods...
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are for people who can't be alone
with their own thoughts.
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I'm literally running circles around you.
Do you know that?
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Do you know how many things
I can think about at once?
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You know what a multitasker I am.
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You're not enjoying my conversation?
Is that what you're saying?
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- I'm hurt. I am very hurt, Liv.
- I gotta go.
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- All right. Have a good day.
- Love you.
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- Call me. Tell me how the meeting goes.
- Watch this power walk.
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- Whoo!
- WhooI
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- [ Bell Dings ]
- Hey, did you get the changes to the brief?
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- Read and highlighted in the cab.
- Great.
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Purse. It's like the whole city
is made out of lint.
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It's an aggressive approach, exploiting
the weaknesses of our plaintiffs case:::
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and I think judicially
we'll find favor-
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Particularly if we pulljustice Givens.
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Thank you, Liv.
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Our best associate, Mr. Simmons.
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Maybe your approach
is too aggressive.
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I mean, if we pound them:::
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as you suggest, they'll hardly
be in the mood to settle.
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Mr. Simmons, you don't-
You don't know me, but I-
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I know you:
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All you need to know
is how badly you want to win...
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because we won't be settling.
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- You're right. She's perfect.
- [ Bell Rings ]
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- Oh, Ms. Allan?
- Hey, Robert. What's up?
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I think Ms. Delgado
is looking for you.
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Is she? W-Was she nearby?
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- She- She's in her room.
- She's-
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Emma, there you are.
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- Oh, God, Deb. Hi.
- I know. Isn't it gorgeous?
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God, I feel so blessed to have this body.
[ Chuckles ]
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- You know, I am so late-
- No, no, no. Listen. You gotta help me out here.
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- You know the debate team?
- Yeah.
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I cannot go to the state finals.
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I mean, children talking
about their little problems.
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Ugh! You gotta do it for me.
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Yeah, Deb, I'm already doing
your late bus patrol...
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and pep squad and your
after-school detention.
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- You're the debate team adviser.
I don't think that I should-
- I know.
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I do so much.
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I wish I could just
do the bare minimum.
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I so admire you for that.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, all right, look.
Here's how we'll work it out.
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- I'll do the debate team-
- Okay, good.
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Uh-huh. If you take my Tuesday
study halls for the rest of the year.
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- Okay?
- Yeah, that's- No.
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[ Laughing ]
All right. You owe me, girl.
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- Get out of the hallway, kids!
- You know why she does this?
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- You're the best teacher at that school.
- No, I-
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She's trying to overwork you,
so you crack under pressure.
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- Mm-mmm.
- Middle school's a jungle.
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I don't know. I think she's kind of sad.
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I mean, she's been divorced,
like, three times.
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She's way ahead of us.
I mean, where are our divorces?
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I gotta get married first.
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- God, I hate Daniel! [ Laughs ]
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No, Kevin. I'm dealing with a crisis.
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What's your crisis?
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Uh, that's code for
""I don't want to talk to you.''
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Oh, I see. Well, then thank you
for putting me through.
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- See? I told you those jeans
would look great on you.
- They aren't too tight?
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No, no: Not at all: But this-
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I mean, Emma, yellow-
Not your color.
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Okay? Seriously.
Oh, but you know what? Try this.
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Because-You know what? Keep it.
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- Well-
- It never hung right on me anyway.
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Of course it doesn't
hang right on you.
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It's... my size, and it's new.
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This is the Dolce blouse
I told you about last week.
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- Liv, I can't.
- Hey, hey. It was on sale.
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- I practically made money on it.
- Liv, it's too much.
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Emma, Emma. Emma-
Just say thank you.just-
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- Thank you. It's beautiful. I love it.
- Good:
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Now this- Emma's stuff. Emma's stuff.
Let's get rid of it at one point.
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You moved out, like,
a hundred years ago. Okay.
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- Daniel's sweater? Cardigan? You wanna try that?
- Yeah, love it.
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[ Both Gasp ]
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Oh-
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Tiffany box.
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- You're getting engaged?
- I'm getting engaged.
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- I'm getting engaged!
- You're getting engaged!
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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- Emma-
- No! Stop it. No. Liv!
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- I have to look.
- Stop it! No! No!
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- No, no!
- [ Squealing ]
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- You can't stop me.
- [ Screams ]
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I'm sorry.
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But he should see your face
when you first see the ring.
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Good call.
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You always think of others, Emma.
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It never occurs to me like that.
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I mean, sometimes it does.
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I'm really happy for you.
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Promise me you won't tell anyone
until after he proposes.
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Oh, God. I would never.
I'd be out of my mind.
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##[ Rop On R:A:]
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- I'm engaged!
- [ Screams ]
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- Can we get four tequila shots?
- No. No.
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No, no, no. None for me.
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- [ Chuckles ] Oh, right.
- I'm fine.
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Acapulco, 2006-
Emma and Fletcher on a break.
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[ Falsetto Voice ]
""Never talk about that weekend again.''
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""I'm so lonely and confused,
and very thirsty. Please, Miguel''-
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Okay, okay, okay.
Make it stop. Please.
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All right, a toast:
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To Liv-
Congratulations to an amazing friend.
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And condolences to Emma,
Liv's maid of honor.
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She will surely be
the most nightmarish bride ever.
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It is my burden and mine alone.
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- I'll be repaying the favor very soon. Cheers.
- Drink up.
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- What did I rush down here for?
- Nate! I'm getting married.
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- Get out.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, my God. Sister's gettin' married here.
- [ Chuckles ]
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- Where's-Where's the groom?
- Oh. Oh. He's not here:
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Well, he hasn't actually
popped the question yet.
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A toast-To Daniel...
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who in his own world
is just working late:::
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but I guess in Liv's world
has just proposed.
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So God bless him for wanting...
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to spend his life
with my sister in any world.
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- To Liv.
- We love ya.
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- He's a lucky guy.
- [ Woman ] Yep: The biggest day of a girl's life:
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I'm gonna be right back.
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- Damn. Should I?
- I got it.
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I mean, they didn't get
to see me graduate law school...
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or read Nate's first story
in New York magazine.
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So I can't share this with 'em.
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I wish your parents
could be here too.
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Whatever. It's fine. I'm fine.
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Liv, you're only human.
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You don't have to have it together
every minute of every day.
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Former chubby girls-
We're made of steel.
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And Splenda. We survive.
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Well, first of all, you weren't fat.
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- [ Chuckles ]
- But, yes, you do survive.
234
00:12:30,964 --> 00:12:32,898
- Thanks, Em.
- You're welcome, Liv.
235
00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:35,298
You're gonna be
the best maid of honor.
236
00:12:35,368 --> 00:12:37,427
- Yes, I am.
- What do we do first?
237
00:12:37,504 --> 00:12:39,438
First- Oh! I was thinking.
238
00:12:39,506 --> 00:12:41,838
It might be a good idea
to actually get the proposal.
239
00:12:41,908 --> 00:12:43,842
See? It's that head for details.
240
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,810
Yeah, right? I know.
241
00:12:46,012 --> 00:12:48,037
[ Man On TV]
:::people watching this performance at home:::
242
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,242
with a huge question mark:
243
00:12:50,317 --> 00:12:53,115
Hey, babe? I don't think
they sent us any fortune cookies.
244
00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:55,916
No, they sent 'em:
I got them right here:
245
00:12:55,989 --> 00:12:58,253
Oh, good.
246
00:12:58,325 --> 00:13:01,089
Okay. Here we are.
247
00:13:02,329 --> 00:13:04,263
- I'm just cuing it up.
- Mm-hmm.
248
00:13:04,331 --> 00:13:06,561
- This guy's gotta go. I'm sorry. I know you like him.
- Mm-hmm.
249
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,101
- He's very pitchy.
- You know, Fletch, that is actually a real thing.
250
00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:11,194
Pitchy. It's not just code
for someone you don't like.
251
00:13:11,271 --> 00:13:13,205
Oh, okay. You're pitchy.
252
00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:15,673
Oh, uh, that one's mine.
253
00:13:15,742 --> 00:13:18,267
- Please.
- You're really calling dibs
on fortune cookies now?
254
00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:20,370
- Yeah. It's on the right side.
- Okay, it's fine.
255
00:13:20,447 --> 00:13:22,813
- Yours is the left.
- If your fortune's better
than mine, I'm claiming it.
256
00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:24,646
- I don't think it will be.
- Okay. Are you ready?
257
00:13:24,718 --> 00:13:26,549
- One-
- Two.
258
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:27,985
Three.
259
00:13:38,131 --> 00:13:40,065
What's this?
260
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:43,364
I put a lot of thought
into where I was gonna do this...
261
00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:45,495
and, uh, I wanna do it here.
262
00:13:45,572 --> 00:13:47,506
This is our home...
263
00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:52,511
and if I'm 99 years old and we're
doing exactly this in our home-
264
00:13:52,579 --> 00:13:55,480
TV and gettin' Chinese food-
265
00:13:55,549 --> 00:13:58,347
that'll be good enough for me.
266
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,815
- [ Laughs ]
- So, Emma Allan?
267
00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:04,823
- Uh-huh?
- Will you marry me?
268
00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:06,984
- Yes. Yes.
- [ Rhone Ringing ]
269
00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:12,161
- [ Beeps ]
- It didn't happen tonight.
270
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:15,201
- But I'm not worried, 'cause I'm sure Daniel's-
- I-I'm engaged.
271
00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:20,262
Fletcher just proposed,
like, two minutes ago.
272
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,274
I'm engaged.
273
00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:23,741
- Color?
- Colorless.
274
00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,539
- Cut?
- Brilliant.
275
00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:27,512
- Clarity?
- Slightly included.
276
00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:29,742
- Carat?
- Almost, maybe just under.
277
00:14:29,816 --> 00:14:32,114
[ Whispering ]
More than he could afford, I'm sure.
278
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:35,052
- Ohhh.
- [ Squeals ]
279
00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:38,557
- [ Rhone Ringing ]
- Engaged? Wow!
280
00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:41,059
Liv's engaged. You're engaged.
281
00:14:41,127 --> 00:14:44,187
That's-That's-
282
00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:47,097
C-Can I call you back?
283
00:14:50,604 --> 00:14:52,970
What do you mean
Emma's engaged?
284
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:55,633
No. Of course I'm happy.
Why wouldn't I be happy?
285
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,700
I think it's great. Yeah.
286
00:14:57,777 --> 00:15:01,008
No, you don't have to come here.
I'm fine. I'm not gonna eat anything. Okay.
287
00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:03,174
And I have the perfect
wedding present.
288
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,343
- [ Clears Throat ]
- [ Beeps ]
289
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:08,546
You are going to live
with Emma and Fletcher.
290
00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:14,784
[ Sighs ]
291
00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:16,761
You're irritating me.
292
00:15:16,963 --> 00:15:18,794
I can't believe it.
293
00:15:18,865 --> 00:15:22,096
It's so weird having this on my finger.
I mean, hey, look.
294
00:15:22,168 --> 00:15:25,137
- It even sparkles in the rain.
- Blinding. Ouch.
295
00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:27,639
So I'm thinking about getting
Dj Humble to spin at my party.
296
00:15:27,707 --> 00:15:30,141
- I don't know though. Is that weird?
- You should go for it.
297
00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:32,144
- I'm not really a big band kind of girl.
- Whatever.
298
00:15:32,212 --> 00:15:34,737
- It's your wedding.
- Oh. My mom can't fly up until the wedding.
299
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:37,442
She's too busy with work.
But who cares. I've got you, right?
300
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:41,510
- Yeah. I'm so psyched.
- So would you come with me to meet her?
301
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,850
- I'm sorry. What? Meet who?
- Marion St. Claire.
302
00:15:45,926 --> 00:15:48,360
Haven't you been listening?
I've got an appointment with her on Friday.
303
00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:50,362
- You already made an appointment?
- Yeah.
304
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,694
- You just got engaged last night.
- I know.
305
00:15:52,766 --> 00:15:54,700
But technically, I'm already behind.
306
00:15:54,768 --> 00:15:56,759
You gotta book early
if you want the Plaza.
307
00:15:56,836 --> 00:15:59,828
The Plaza? I can't believe this.
308
00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:02,136
What-What's the matter?
Why are you mad?
309
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,233
I'm not mad. No, not at you.
310
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,279
I just don't know
what's taking Daniel so long.
311
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:09,781
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have-
312
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:12,181
We don't have to talk about this.
Let's just drop it.
313
00:16:12,252 --> 00:16:14,220
Don't worry about me.
Worry about Daniel.
314
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:16,221
- He's gonna be dead soon.
- Why? What-
315
00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,223
- Call you later.
- What are you go-
316
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:21,317
Liv, you let him
do this his own way.
317
00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,563
Excuse me. Excuse me.
318
00:16:25,632 --> 00:16:27,623
Excuse me!
319
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:32,304
Honey!
320
00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:34,306
Will you just marry me, already?
321
00:16:34,374 --> 00:16:37,366
Yeah. Okay.
322
00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:40,512
Isn't that what you want?
'Cause it's what I want...
323
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,548
and I just wanna know
if you want to marry me.
324
00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:45,550
- Don't you wanna get married?
- Honey, can we talk about this later?
325
00:16:45,618 --> 00:16:48,644
Oh, you changed your mind?
I saw the Tiffany box in the closet.
326
00:16:48,722 --> 00:16:52,055
- Right?
- [ Exhales ]
327
00:16:54,761 --> 00:16:56,786
- Uh-
- Oh, my God.
328
00:16:56,863 --> 00:16:59,093
[ Chuckles ]
329
00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:01,099
It's not a ring?
330
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,159
If it's a key chain
I'm gonna kill myself...
331
00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:06,933
- and I'm taking you down with me.
- Oh.
332
00:17:07,007 --> 00:17:09,237
Could you just tell me
right here and right now?
333
00:17:09,309 --> 00:17:11,573
Is it something that you would want?
334
00:17:11,644 --> 00:17:13,578
Would you want-
Would you want to get married?
335
00:17:13,646 --> 00:17:15,580
You know what I will tell you?
336
00:17:15,648 --> 00:17:19,084
I have never met a more obnoxious...
337
00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:22,713
complicated, overbearing:::
338
00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:26,384
gorgeous, smart, sexy woman in my life.
339
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,825
And-
[ Laughs ]
340
00:17:28,895 --> 00:17:31,022
if you had just waited until tonight-
341
00:17:31,097 --> 00:17:33,588
[ Gasps ]
342
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:36,226
- [ Laughs ]
- then you wouldn't be the woman
I fell in love with...
343
00:17:36,302 --> 00:17:38,236
because she doesn't know
how to wait.
344
00:17:38,304 --> 00:17:40,135
- Will you hold that for a second?
- Yeah.
345
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:43,937
Which is fine, as long as I get
to spend the rest of my life...
346
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:46,808
trying to catch up with her.
347
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,371
- Liv?
- Hmm?
348
00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:51,644
Will you marry me?
349
00:17:53,153 --> 00:17:55,087
- Are you proposing?
- Mmm.
350
00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:58,488
Really? Honey, it's so out of nowhere.
351
00:17:58,558 --> 00:18:01,823
- Liv, shut up. Yes or no?
- Yes. Yes.
352
00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:04,295
- Babe.
- Yes.
353
00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:06,832
- This is not how I planned it.
- [ Liv ] Are you kidding?
354
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,801
Oh!
355
00:18:09,869 --> 00:18:14,067
- I love ""Bring Your Hot Girlfriend to Work'' day.
- Totally.
356
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:16,074
[ Squeals ]
357
00:18:16,309 --> 00:18:18,243
[ Narrator]
And that is the journey that brought:::
358
00:18:18,311 --> 00:18:22,805
these two young brides to my townhouse
on that particular afternoon:
359
00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:26,113
- [ Whines ]
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
Not now. Not now. Let's go.
360
00:18:26,186 --> 00:18:28,120
Okay. I'm good.
361
00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:30,122
I'm Marion St: Claire:::
362
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,353
the most sought-after
wedding planner in Manhattan:
363
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:44,470
- Hi. We're Marion's 1 :00.
- Mm-hmm.
364
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:48,268
We're both getting married,
and we're both each other's maid of honor.
365
00:18:48,341 --> 00:18:51,538
No way. That's incredible.
366
00:18:55,281 --> 00:18:57,749
Ms. St. Claire will see you now.
367
00:19:00,286 --> 00:19:02,277
- Hi. I'm Liv Lerner.
- Hi, Ms. St. Claire. Wow.
368
00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:03,845
- This is Emma Allan.
- What an honor.
369
00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:05,788
- We've been best friends for a long time.
- I can't believe this.
370
00:19:05,859 --> 00:19:06,723
Sit.
371
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,784
- Okay.
- Got it.
372
00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:17,966
A wedding marks the first day...
373
00:19:18,037 --> 00:19:20,028
of the rest of your life.
374
00:19:20,106 --> 00:19:22,836
You have been dead until now.
375
00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:25,469
W-Were you aware of that?
376
00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:27,706
You're dead right now.
377
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,077
- I understand.
- Thank you.
378
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:32,812
Angela, for example, will die dead.
379
00:19:32,886 --> 00:19:36,253
Now I've read the brief
that she put together on you-
380
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:40,588
[ Laughing ]
June weddings at the Plaza.
381
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,857
[ Chuckling ]
So it's not even a remote possibility?
382
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:48,458
If you'd gone elsewhere, not a chance.
383
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,470
But you've come to me.
[ Laughs ]
384
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:54,006
Call me dream catcher. I'll answer.
385
00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:56,371
Ooh. Dream catcher.
386
00:19:57,777 --> 00:20:00,211
I happen to have...
387
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,580
- three openings at the Rlaza in june:
- [ Typing ]
388
00:20:06,052 --> 00:20:08,316
Two the first Saturday...
389
00:20:08,388 --> 00:20:10,788
and one the last Saturday.
390
00:20:10,857 --> 00:20:13,018
That would be the 6th and the 27 th.
391
00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:15,720
Oh! My parents' anniversary
is the 6th. That's so meant to be.
392
00:20:15,795 --> 00:20:17,729
- Oh, my gosh!
- Yeah.
393
00:20:17,797 --> 00:20:20,095
- Well, then I'll take the 27 th.
- Great.
394
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,862
Um, you'll wanna discuss this
with your grooms.
395
00:20:22,936 --> 00:20:24,961
- [ Together] No.
- All right then.
396
00:20:25,038 --> 00:20:27,268
Just sign and...
397
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:29,399
date these.
398
00:20:29,475 --> 00:20:31,602
- Okay.
- This feels pretty good right now, I gotta say.
399
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:34,647
Now, uh, we should discuss themes.
400
00:20:34,714 --> 00:20:36,705
- Uh, elegant minimalism-
- Classic traditionalism-
401
00:20:36,783 --> 00:20:41,049
- with romantic textures.
- and trendy infusion.
402
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,418
- I'm impressed.
- Really?
403
00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:46,720
- Well, we love you so much.
- She means- She means ""Thank you.''
404
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:49,227
[ Angela ]
Your 1 :1 5 is here, Ms. St. Claire.
405
00:20:49,295 --> 00:20:52,093
Thank you... so much.
406
00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:55,623
[ Angela ]
I have packets for you up front:
407
00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:58,170
Bride to bride, there's only
onejune opening left at the Plaza.
408
00:20:58,238 --> 00:21:01,571
Oh, my God. Thank you.
You are so sweet.
409
00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:04,838
Ms. St. Claire, first off,
I'm obsessed with you.
410
00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,845
- Uh, it's an honor and a privilege.
- Sit.
411
00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:08,175
Sure.
412
00:21:15,288 --> 00:21:18,382
[ Squealing ]
June. At the Plaza.
413
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,052
[ Both Screaming, Laughing ]
414
00:21:21,127 --> 00:21:24,290
[ Marion Narrating ]
Look at them-So blissfully unaware:::
415
00:21:24,364 --> 00:21:26,696
of the implications
of their wedding date:
416
00:21:26,766 --> 00:21:31,567
You see, at this point,june was
a mere three and a half months away-
417
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,106
A blink of an eye, in wedding time:
418
00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:36,607
[ Woman ]
#Got my dreams, got my life, got my love #
419
00:21:36,676 --> 00:21:39,201
#Got my friends
Got the sunshine above #
420
00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:41,543
# Why am I making this
hard on myself #
421
00:21:41,614 --> 00:21:44,344
# When there's so many
beautiful reasons I have to be #
422
00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:47,386
#Happy #
423
00:21:49,055 --> 00:21:50,989
# Yeah ##
424
00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:53,685
##[ Vocalizing ]
425
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:04,466
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
426
00:22:04,537 --> 00:22:06,471
Miss Wang-
427
00:22:06,539 --> 00:22:08,700
Ohh- Lace bodice.
428
00:22:08,775 --> 00:22:12,211
Basque waist, 1 0-layer tulle-
429
00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:14,303
[ Sighs ]
You should try it on.
430
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,678
No. No, no. I'm wearing my mom's dress.
431
00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:18,683
Emma, are you sure?
432
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:21,879
Your mom's dress is beautiful,
but is- is it your dream or hers?
433
00:22:21,954 --> 00:22:24,354
It's mine. It's mine.
I wanna surprise her.
434
00:22:24,424 --> 00:22:26,358
But it is your day.
435
00:22:26,426 --> 00:22:29,224
Can't you just send her a big box
of chocolates on Mother's Day...
436
00:22:29,295 --> 00:22:31,695
- and get the dress you want?
- It's really pretty.
437
00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:34,824
- And I do love strapless.
- Me too.
438
00:22:34,901 --> 00:22:37,768
I feel like I'm cheating
on my mom's dress.
439
00:22:37,837 --> 00:22:40,499
I can't. I can't. I've very comfortable
with my decision.
440
00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:43,337
- I'm just gonna put it back. Put it back.
- Okay.
441
00:22:43,409 --> 00:22:46,276
But I mean, if you like it...
442
00:22:46,346 --> 00:22:49,213
-you should try it on.
- No. You saw it first.
443
00:22:49,282 --> 00:22:52,046
- Please.
- That's a terrible reason.
We're gonna try this on, okay?
444
00:22:52,118 --> 00:22:54,382
No, uh, I'm gonna... try it on.
445
00:22:57,990 --> 00:23:01,050
It's stunning. It's perfect.
446
00:23:01,127 --> 00:23:04,119
- [ Exhales ] I know. Right?
- Mm-hmm.
447
00:23:04,197 --> 00:23:06,131
I should probably keep looking.
448
00:23:06,199 --> 00:23:09,293
Do you think there is something
better than Vera Wang?
449
00:23:09,369 --> 00:23:12,634
I'm sorry. Do they keep that next to
the something that is better than chocolate?
450
00:23:12,705 --> 00:23:16,038
- Liv, get the dress.
- What if you change your mind?
451
00:23:16,109 --> 00:23:18,304
Just be very careful about
any pre-wedding weight gain.
452
00:23:18,378 --> 00:23:21,711
You don't alter a Vera to fit you;
you alter yourself to fit Vera.
453
00:23:21,781 --> 00:23:25,774
Weight gain. Please.
Yeah. Right. Me lose control?
454
00:23:26,986 --> 00:23:29,181
You see these eyes?
You know what that is?
455
00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:31,553
Focus. That's right.
456
00:23:31,624 --> 00:23:33,990
Well, it's contacts- and focus.
457
00:23:35,361 --> 00:23:37,955
- You know, I'll take it.
- Perfect.
458
00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:39,930
I'll get you more champagne.
459
00:23:39,999 --> 00:23:43,696
-##[ Rhone]
-[ Rhone Ringing ]
460
00:23:47,573 --> 00:23:50,064
[ Together]
Marion.
461
00:23:50,309 --> 00:23:52,243
A terrible mistake has been made...
462
00:23:52,311 --> 00:23:55,212
one I assure you
has never happened before...
463
00:23:55,281 --> 00:23:58,739
in the House of St. Claire.
464
00:23:58,818 --> 00:24:02,345
Your weddings have been
booked on the same day.
465
00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:05,357
Can you say that again?
I'm sorry: What?
466
00:24:05,425 --> 00:24:08,292
[ Clears Throat ] Your weddings
have been scheduled for the same date.
467
00:24:08,361 --> 00:24:11,592
- Mother ""F.''
- Are you insane?
468
00:24:11,664 --> 00:24:14,098
The Plaza is our lifelong dream.
469
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:17,136
Angela... mixed up the dates.
470
00:24:17,203 --> 00:24:20,297
You are now both set
to be married june 6...
471
00:24:20,373 --> 00:24:22,307
and the other bride on june 27.
472
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:25,776
The next available date
at the Rlaza is june 1 5-
473
00:24:25,845 --> 00:24:28,814
- Perfect. I'll take it.
- Three years from now.
474
00:24:28,881 --> 00:24:31,475
[ Weak Laugh ]
475
00:24:31,551 --> 00:24:34,315
- This is no-
- No, I can't-
476
00:24:34,387 --> 00:24:36,548
It's no problem.
Hold on. It's no problem.
477
00:24:36,622 --> 00:24:40,524
Because I'll negotiate it.
I negotiate for a living.
478
00:24:40,593 --> 00:24:43,426
- I'll get the other bride
to switch her dates with you.
- Trust me.
479
00:24:43,496 --> 00:24:45,794
You can't say no to that face.
480
00:24:45,865 --> 00:24:49,232
Yes, well, our confidentiality agreement:::
481
00:24:49,302 --> 00:24:51,236
means that I cannot tell you who she is...
482
00:24:51,304 --> 00:24:56,139
- so which one of you will choose a different venue?
- [ Intercom Beeps ]
483
00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:59,178
[ Angela ]
I'm leaving right now, Ms: St: Claire:
484
00:24:59,245 --> 00:25:02,476
Word to the wise, dear-
and also to you-
485
00:25:02,548 --> 00:25:04,573
do not use me as a reference.
486
00:25:15,962 --> 00:25:17,827
- Hello, Angela.
-just...
487
00:25:17,897 --> 00:25:19,694
tell us where the other bride is...
488
00:25:19,765 --> 00:25:22,029
and nobody's gonna get hurt.
489
00:25:26,472 --> 00:25:28,440
[ Beeping ]
490
00:25:35,615 --> 00:25:36,741
- Hi.
- Hello, Stacy.
491
00:25:36,816 --> 00:25:37,976
- How are you?
- It's Emma and Liv.
492
00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:39,847
- You look gorgeous.
- Did you lose weight?
493
00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:41,853
You want me to change
the date of my wedding?
494
00:25:41,921 --> 00:25:43,855
- Yeah:
- That'd be great.
495
00:25:43,923 --> 00:25:47,518
- No.
- You take the 6th, give me the 27 th-
496
00:25:47,593 --> 00:25:49,527
She can be your wedding buddy.
497
00:25:49,595 --> 00:25:52,063
- I'm a ball. Really. I am.
- Don't touch me.
498
00:25:52,131 --> 00:25:54,725
Let's talk numbers.
499
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,200
Every wedding has a price, hon.
What's yours?
500
00:25:57,270 --> 00:25:59,966
You can't buy me. So again, no.
501
00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:03,406
No, no, no. A thousand times, no.
502
00:26:03,476 --> 00:26:05,410
Good luck, ladies.
503
00:26:08,981 --> 00:26:10,915
There's something wrong with you.
504
00:26:12,018 --> 00:26:14,578
You're not leaving
until you change your-
505
00:26:14,654 --> 00:26:17,316
- [ Screams ]
-[ Stacy ] She's crazyI
506
00:26:17,390 --> 00:26:21,520
-just change your date.
- She's crazy! Somebody call Security.
507
00:26:21,594 --> 00:26:25,223
- You won't even change your date!
- You're crazy!
508
00:26:25,298 --> 00:26:28,131
- It's unnecessary for you to touch me so hard.
- Technically, she pushed me too.
509
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,466
- Come on. Have a nice day.
- Whatever.
510
00:26:32,538 --> 00:26:35,371
We could sue. We could sue.
You're a lawyer. We could sue 'em all.
511
00:26:35,441 --> 00:26:37,875
We could sue the Plaza. We could sue Marion.
We could sue Angela-
512
00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:40,208
What's the point?
None of them are gonna make it right.
513
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,509
No. It's up to us.
I want you at my wedding.
514
00:26:42,582 --> 00:26:44,880
And whichever way this works out...
515
00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:47,385
one of us will just have
to be married on a different day.
516
00:26:47,453 --> 00:26:50,388
Absolutely. I mean, you know,
I want you at my wedding.
517
00:26:50,456 --> 00:26:54,119
Obviously. If we can't
think of any other way out of this...
518
00:26:54,193 --> 00:26:56,127
one of us will simply
have to be flexible.
519
00:26:56,195 --> 00:26:58,663
Yeah. One of us will just
have to change venues.
520
00:26:59,932 --> 00:27:01,866
Right. One of us could.
521
00:27:01,934 --> 00:27:04,266
Rrobably, um, not:::
522
00:27:04,337 --> 00:27:06,567
the one of us who's been
saving up for a decade...
523
00:27:06,639 --> 00:27:09,540
because she makes a pittance
compared to the other one of us, but-
524
00:27:09,609 --> 00:27:12,043
True. I mean, or it would be...
525
00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:15,137
if the other one of us wasn't
so desperate to get married at the Plaza...
526
00:27:15,214 --> 00:27:18,843
because the Plaza, practically, is the only
happy memory she has of her childhood.
527
00:27:18,918 --> 00:27:22,945
- So, oops. That's-
- Right.
528
00:27:23,022 --> 00:27:25,547
- One of us will have to move her date.
- Yep.
529
00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,526
One of us will.
530
00:27:28,594 --> 00:27:31,028
And until one of us decides, we shouldn't
make any concrete plans.
531
00:27:31,097 --> 00:27:33,361
Agreed. There's some time
before we lock things in.
532
00:27:33,432 --> 00:27:35,696
- Let's just not do anything-
- Right.
533
00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:37,963
- until one of us moves her date.
- Okay.
534
00:27:38,037 --> 00:27:40,130
So, um-
535
00:27:42,174 --> 00:27:44,506
Talk to you soon.
One of us should-
536
00:27:44,577 --> 00:27:46,841
Call the other one.
537
00:27:46,912 --> 00:27:49,710
One of us hasn't called me yet,
but you know what?
538
00:27:49,782 --> 00:27:52,751
She's gonna move her date. She always was
the bendy one, even as a kid, remember?
539
00:27:52,818 --> 00:27:54,752
Yeah, she didn't sound
too bendy to me.
540
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:58,586
[ TV: Explosions, Beeps ]
541
00:27:58,658 --> 00:28:00,592
[ Beeps ]
542
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,992
I called Fletch, and she picked up.
543
00:28:03,062 --> 00:28:04,996
He's doin'my taxes tomorrow night:
544
00:28:05,064 --> 00:28:07,032
You can't get all buddy-buddy
with him. Not now.
545
00:28:07,099 --> 00:28:08,862
Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes.
He's ""financey.''
546
00:28:08,934 --> 00:28:12,836
It's a hedge fund, babe.
We don't do a lot of tax prep.
547
00:28:12,905 --> 00:28:16,238
- Whatever. You do our taxes.
- Fletch has been my accountant
for six years. I'm going.
548
00:28:16,308 --> 00:28:19,277
You're being ridiculous:
just have a double wedding:
549
00:28:19,345 --> 00:28:21,540
What are we, 41 -year-old twin sisters?
550
00:28:21,614 --> 00:28:24,378
Babe! Double wedding.
551
00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:27,942
[ Fletcher]
A double wedding: I think that's a great idea:
552
00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:31,512
- It would be a hell of a party.
- You know, uh, no.
553
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:34,582
[ Chuckles ]
I've shared everything my whole life with Liv.
554
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:36,924
- I'd kinda like my own day just-just once.
- [ Calculator Clicking ]
555
00:28:36,996 --> 00:28:39,328
I know, bug. Is this everything?
This is all your gas receipts-
556
00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:41,593
Threw it all in the shoe box.
I don't know.
557
00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:44,033
- It's my dream too-To get married at the Plaza.
- [ Clicking ]
558
00:28:44,103 --> 00:28:46,901
I have been saving since I was 1 6.
559
00:28:48,474 --> 00:28:50,965
I just need a few more days
to::: let it go:
560
00:28:51,043 --> 00:28:53,876
I'll find a new dream.
Liv's reasons are better than mine.
561
00:28:53,946 --> 00:28:56,437
It's like American Idol, all right?
562
00:28:56,515 --> 00:28:58,745
Liv is the Simon. Ugh. God.
563
00:28:58,818 --> 00:29:01,252
I mean, no offense.
But you're the Paula.
564
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,380
Even when they can't sing,
you compliment their outfit:
565
00:29:04,457 --> 00:29:07,551
- It's nice:
- Well, but everyone listens to Simon.
566
00:29:07,626 --> 00:29:10,925
I wouldn't marry Simon.
I'd marry me some Paula.
567
00:29:12,465 --> 00:29:14,296
Mmm.
568
00:29:15,868 --> 00:29:19,031
- That's nice.
-just pick one. I'm fine with any of'em.
569
00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:21,539
See? That's why I need a maid of honor.
You don't care.
570
00:29:21,607 --> 00:29:23,575
I- Hey, you wanna have her
back in the game?
571
00:29:23,642 --> 00:29:25,872
You know what you're gonna have to do,
and the sooner the better.
572
00:29:25,945 --> 00:29:27,879
- We need to give our guests some notice.
- Exactly.
573
00:29:27,947 --> 00:29:31,110
- Which is why save-the-dates
are so key, but you don't care.
- [ Rhone Rings ]
574
00:29:31,183 --> 00:29:33,481
- It's not that I don't care.
- Well, get your phone then.
575
00:29:33,552 --> 00:29:36,749
- Hello?
- Men.
576
00:29:36,822 --> 00:29:40,690
Yo, Fletch. No, nothin' much.
Just lookin' at save-the-dates or invites.
577
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,751
- Are we still on for tomorrow?
- Yeah, totally.
578
00:29:42,828 --> 00:29:46,355
Any sign of progress on your end?
Is Liv softening at all?
579
00:29:46,432 --> 00:29:48,764
No way. And there's no way
she's gonna blink first.
580
00:29:48,834 --> 00:29:50,768
They haven't spoken for a week:
581
00:29:50,836 --> 00:29:52,827
That's a century in girl years.
582
00:29:52,905 --> 00:29:55,840
What is it about weddings
that makes 'em so worked up?
583
00:29:55,908 --> 00:29:58,035
I know. I have no idea.
584
00:29:58,110 --> 00:30:00,943
It's, like, the wrong time to let
the guy know that you're crazy.
585
00:30:01,013 --> 00:30:03,481
- You know what I mean? It's not how I'd play it.
- Yeah.
586
00:30:03,549 --> 00:30:05,540
- [ Door Opens ]
- Oh, you know what? She's here now.
587
00:30:05,618 --> 00:30:07,552
- I'll see you tomorrow?
- All right.
588
00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,554
[ Emma ]
Hey:
589
00:30:09,622 --> 00:30:11,556
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi.
590
00:30:11,624 --> 00:30:14,058
- How was pep squad?
- I hate pep squad.
591
00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,924
I particularly hate
peppy teenage girls...
592
00:30:16,996 --> 00:30:20,454
who insist everyone be aggressive-
B.E. aggressive.
593
00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:23,661
It's, like, there are other pathways in life
besides aggression, you know?
594
00:30:26,939 --> 00:30:28,634
I'm gonna call Liv.
595
00:30:30,776 --> 00:30:32,710
- Really?
- Yeah.
596
00:30:32,778 --> 00:30:35,372
Amie and Marissa are
throwing us that joint shower...
597
00:30:35,447 --> 00:30:38,678
and it'd be good to have all this
behind us by then. Right?
598
00:30:38,751 --> 00:30:40,685
- You sure?
- Yeah.
599
00:30:40,753 --> 00:30:44,018
Yeah: I agree: I was just talkin'
to Daniel: She's on her cell:
600
00:30:44,089 --> 00:30:47,081
You should call her. They're out
doin' their save-the-dates or whatever.
601
00:30:47,159 --> 00:30:50,424
- What?
- You should hit her up.
602
00:30:52,798 --> 00:30:56,256
You have to know your ""date'' date...
603
00:30:56,335 --> 00:31:00,499
to send out your save-the-dates.
604
00:31:01,574 --> 00:31:03,599
Oh.
605
00:31:03,676 --> 00:31:06,668
We were both gonna wait, and she- she-
606
00:31:06,745 --> 00:31:08,770
I ca- I can't believe it.
607
00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:11,510
You can't believe this?
Really? It's Liv.
608
00:31:11,584 --> 00:31:14,075
- She's always thinking about number one.
- No:
609
00:31:14,153 --> 00:31:16,713
Not this time. No.
No, no, no, no, no.
610
00:31:16,789 --> 00:31:19,121
I am a bride too. Okay?
611
00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:23,423
I'm number one too:
612
00:31:23,495 --> 00:31:27,090
I-You are my number one.
I know. That's how I feel.
613
00:31:29,168 --> 00:31:31,227
Bug, what are you doing?
614
00:31:31,303 --> 00:31:32,736
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Beeping ]
615
00:31:32,805 --> 00:31:35,205
- Subject-
- Listen. Listen. No, no, no, no, no.
616
00:31:35,274 --> 00:31:37,538
Emergency. This is not spam.
617
00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:41,444
- I'm getting married,june 6-
- You don't have to slam on the keys.
618
00:31:41,513 --> 00:31:46,280
The Plaza Hotel. Be there.
X-O-X-O-X-O-X-O. Emma.
619
00:31:46,352 --> 00:31:49,378
Address book. B.C.C. everyone.
620
00:31:49,455 --> 00:31:51,389
Oops: Not you, Liv:
621
00:31:51,457 --> 00:31:53,425
- And send:
- [ Beeps ]
622
00:31:56,161 --> 00:31:59,597
[ Beeping, Buzzing ]
623
00:32:00,733 --> 00:32:03,600
""Emergen-C-C-C.
"Thys' is "nit' spam.
624
00:32:03,669 --> 00:32:08,072
- I'm get married.june 6th.''
- [ Sizzling ]
625
00:32:09,141 --> 00:32:12,702
- [ Beeping ]
- ""K.j.A.''? ""Kuh-jaw''?
626
00:32:12,778 --> 00:32:15,212
- [ Beeps ]
- ""Emma.''
627
00:32:15,281 --> 00:32:17,579
What is ""kuh-jaw,'' Emma?
628
00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:19,743
[ Beeps ]
629
00:32:19,818 --> 00:32:23,049
Great. Emma's wedding's
gonna be better than ours was.
630
00:32:23,122 --> 00:32:25,420
- Glen.
- [ Beeps ]
631
00:32:25,491 --> 00:32:28,517
Maybe her marriage
will be better too.
632
00:32:28,594 --> 00:32:32,553
- Not filled with loneliness and sadness.
- [ Toilet Flushes ]
633
00:32:33,232 --> 00:32:35,632
I hope you can appreciate
the positions Amie and I are in.
634
00:32:35,701 --> 00:32:38,135
- We're not taking sides.
- Relax.
635
00:32:38,203 --> 00:32:42,003
- We're not making any plans
until we figure this out.
- Wow.
636
00:32:42,074 --> 00:32:43,974
- You're so cool about it.
- Yeah.
637
00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:48,036
- How else am I gonna be?
- I mean-Without taking sides
though, I have to say...
638
00:32:48,113 --> 00:32:50,604
Emma's save-the-date e-mail
was a smidge tacky.
639
00:32:50,683 --> 00:32:53,151
I mean, ""june 6 at the Plaza,'' smiley face?
640
00:32:53,218 --> 00:32:55,880
What's next, hearts over her i's?
641
00:32:55,955 --> 00:32:58,389
- Come on, really- What was she thinking?
- Oh, hey.
642
00:32:58,457 --> 00:33:01,585
- I know, right?
- That was so tacky.
643
00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:03,821
- It's shocking.
- [ Emma ] Hi: Hi, Heidi:
644
00:33:03,896 --> 00:33:05,830
[ Indistinct ]
645
00:33:08,801 --> 00:33:13,500
- Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring.
- [ Woman ] Oh, my gosh:
646
00:33:13,572 --> 00:33:15,506
[ Liv ]
Emma?
647
00:33:19,111 --> 00:33:21,705
You sent out your save-the-dates?
648
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:24,806
Yeah, I did, actually.
649
00:33:24,883 --> 00:33:28,341
- [ Woman Clears Throat ]
- Uh-
650
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:30,047
Surprised?
651
00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:33,791
So one of us...
652
00:33:33,859 --> 00:33:36,225
is not moving her date?
653
00:33:36,295 --> 00:33:38,195
[ Both Slurping ]
654
00:33:38,263 --> 00:33:43,826
Well, you amaze me, Liv. You really do.
655
00:33:43,902 --> 00:33:48,396
You-You never ask me what I want.
You just figure you know best, end of story.
656
00:33:48,474 --> 00:33:50,408
""Emma, wear this.
Emma, say that.''
657
00:33:50,476 --> 00:33:52,410
Well, Emma's pretty
frickin' tired of it.
658
00:33:52,478 --> 00:33:54,446
- Oh, whoa.
- Don't think I didn't notice
how totally freaked out...
659
00:33:54,513 --> 00:33:57,107
-you were because I had the nerve
to get engaged before you did.
- Okay, wait:
660
00:33:57,182 --> 00:33:59,241
First of all, Daniel
bought that ring in December.
661
00:33:59,318 --> 00:34:02,845
Okay? So officially, I was first.
662
00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:07,255
- Oh, pathetic. Pathetic!
- Second, people always make you
do things you don't wanna do:
663
00:34:07,326 --> 00:34:10,887
Emma, it's like you don't have a spine.
Oh, wait. That's right.
664
00:34:10,963 --> 00:34:13,227
You don't have a spine.
665
00:34:13,298 --> 00:34:15,789
- [ Women Murmuring ]
- Wow.
666
00:34:15,868 --> 00:34:17,893
No one could accuse you
of being soft, Liv.
667
00:34:17,970 --> 00:34:20,962
You grabbed the first date
in june Marion offered:::
668
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,531
without even asking me first.
669
00:34:23,609 --> 00:34:25,873
At least I'm not so terrified
of being alone...
670
00:34:25,944 --> 00:34:28,310
that I people-please
my way through life.
671
00:34:29,982 --> 00:34:31,916
Emma, you settle.
672
00:34:31,984 --> 00:34:34,885
Are you saying that
I'm settling with Fletcher?
673
00:34:34,953 --> 00:34:36,921
I wasn't thinking about Fletcher.
674
00:34:36,989 --> 00:34:39,287
You came up with that one on your own.
675
00:34:39,358 --> 00:34:40,484
Ooh.
676
00:34:44,063 --> 00:34:46,088
Move your date, Liv.
677
00:34:46,165 --> 00:34:48,895
You move your date, Emma.
678
00:34:53,572 --> 00:34:56,302
It's done. You lose.
679
00:34:59,478 --> 00:35:01,469
Your wedding better watch it.
680
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:07,146
What did you just say?
681
00:35:07,219 --> 00:35:10,677
I said your wedding
should be very scared right now.
682
00:35:10,756 --> 00:35:13,691
If I were your wedding,
I'd sleep with one eye open.
683
00:35:15,227 --> 00:35:18,355
Why don't you just
save your threats for Daniel?
684
00:35:18,430 --> 00:35:21,365
After all, isn't that how
you got a proposal out of him?
685
00:35:21,433 --> 00:35:23,833
- [ Whispering ] That's how I did it.
- Your wedding can suck it.
686
00:35:23,902 --> 00:35:27,030
What did you just say?
My wedding can suck it?
687
00:35:27,106 --> 00:35:29,336
- I said your wedding can suck it.
- Your wedding can s- be-
688
00:35:29,408 --> 00:35:32,673
I mean, yours can be, um-
689
00:35:32,744 --> 00:35:35,042
Can-Can be, uh-
690
00:35:35,114 --> 00:35:37,378
- [ Snickers ]
- not that-
691
00:35:37,449 --> 00:35:39,383
Please.
692
00:35:40,953 --> 00:35:42,818
- Bye, ladies.
- Hey, Liv.
693
00:35:42,888 --> 00:35:45,516
[ Whispering ]
Yes.
694
00:35:45,591 --> 00:35:47,684
Your wedding will be huge.
695
00:35:48,727 --> 00:35:51,321
Just like your ass at prom.
696
00:35:51,396 --> 00:35:53,523
[ All Gasp ]
697
00:35:53,599 --> 00:35:55,362
We're done.
698
00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:07,272
5:00, Saturday,june 6. Done.
699
00:36:08,647 --> 00:36:11,480
- Done.
- Hmm.
- Good.
700
00:36:11,550 --> 00:36:14,815
Now we just have to find you
another maid of honor, uh, and fast.
701
00:36:14,887 --> 00:36:17,151
You'll be spending more time
with her than with the groom.
702
00:36:17,222 --> 00:36:20,191
- My friends won't take sides.
- Who says it has to be a friend?
703
00:36:20,259 --> 00:36:22,557
- No! No! Not just a bridesmaid.
- [ Man ] This spot okay?
704
00:36:22,628 --> 00:36:26,359
Yeah. Maid of honor. Maid of honor.
705
00:36:26,431 --> 00:36:28,558
Yeah. We were so close in law school.
706
00:36:28,634 --> 00:36:30,568
That study group was nuts.
707
00:36:30,636 --> 00:36:33,628
Oh, sweetie, you are
my second cousin's best friend.
708
00:36:33,705 --> 00:36:36,538
Of course you were at the very top
of my maid of honor list.
709
00:36:36,608 --> 00:36:40,100
Honestly, Carla. Caitlin?
710
00:36:40,179 --> 00:36:43,444
Erin, no. I did not sleep with him.
711
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:47,284
All right, okay. I did, actually.
712
00:36:47,352 --> 00:36:50,583
Once. Twice.
713
00:36:50,656 --> 00:36:54,592
What difference does it make?
He was a loser, and he was lousy in-
714
00:36:55,994 --> 00:36:58,394
You did? Really?
I didn't hear that-
715
00:36:59,898 --> 00:37:03,459
Two kids? Wow. You guys
must have had really cute kids.
716
00:37:03,535 --> 00:37:07,528
Uh, yeah. Tell him I say hi, and-
717
00:37:07,606 --> 00:37:10,837
Actually, I'm hopping into a cab,
so I'm gonna give you a call a little later.
718
00:37:17,049 --> 00:37:19,449
- Kevin?
- Yeah?
719
00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:23,788
I'd like to promote you-
720
00:37:25,390 --> 00:37:27,915
to mister of honor.
721
00:37:27,993 --> 00:37:31,429
Do I get- Is-
Is it, like, a pay thing?
722
00:37:31,496 --> 00:37:34,659
No.just- It's just an honor.
723
00:37:34,733 --> 00:37:38,669
[ Deb ] Uh, have a classmate read your draft:
I think that's a great idea:
724
00:37:38,737 --> 00:37:41,399
Because by letting a classmate
read your draft-
725
00:37:41,473 --> 00:37:44,738
Oh, thank God. All right.
You guys finish the rest of this.
726
00:37:44,810 --> 00:37:46,744
Just read it yourselves.
727
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:50,114
- Did you get my note?
- Yeah.
728
00:37:50,182 --> 00:37:53,117
Can you take my late bus patrol today?
729
00:37:53,185 --> 00:37:55,449
Sure.
730
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,216
- Deb?
- Yeah?
731
00:37:58,290 --> 00:38:01,316
- [ Chuckles ]
- [ Chuckling ] Yeah?
732
00:38:01,393 --> 00:38:04,362
- I know we're not exactly friends-
- We're not?
733
00:38:04,429 --> 00:38:07,398
- Then why am I always doing you favors?
- You never do me-
734
00:38:07,466 --> 00:38:09,866
[ Clears Throat ]
Never mind.
735
00:38:11,236 --> 00:38:13,295
How'd you like to be my maid of honor?
736
00:38:13,372 --> 00:38:15,306
Do I get to pick out my own dress?
737
00:38:15,374 --> 00:38:17,433
I tend to draw the eye,
so it's gotta be good.
738
00:38:17,509 --> 00:38:19,443
Absolutely.
739
00:38:19,511 --> 00:38:21,945
I mean, you know, I might
make some suggestions, but-
740
00:38:22,014 --> 00:38:25,609
Oh, you know, I'm really swamped though.
I'd need a lot of help.
741
00:38:25,684 --> 00:38:27,618
What do you think the bride is for?
742
00:38:27,686 --> 00:38:29,711
To make the maid of honor's
life easier, right?
743
00:38:29,788 --> 00:38:32,313
[ Chuckling ]
I mean, come on. Please.
744
00:38:32,391 --> 00:38:35,849
Aw. All right. Since you begged-
745
00:38:35,927 --> 00:38:38,157
- Okay.
- I'll be your maid of honor.
746
00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:40,562
It's gonna be great.
747
00:38:40,632 --> 00:38:42,827
- [ Door Shuts ]
- It's gonna be great.
748
00:38:43,035 --> 00:38:45,833
- ##[ Stereo: Classical ]
- [ Slurping ]
749
00:38:45,904 --> 00:38:48,236
[ Gargles ]
Whew.
750
00:38:49,308 --> 00:38:51,970
Hey, can I make a suggestion?
751
00:38:52,044 --> 00:38:55,707
Have you ever heard
of""pee-not gree-gio''?
752
00:38:55,781 --> 00:38:57,840
It's this really nice white wine:
753
00:38:57,916 --> 00:39:00,476
It's very elegant.
[ Slurps ]
754
00:39:00,552 --> 00:39:02,486
Mmm.
755
00:39:02,554 --> 00:39:04,488
- Now, your music is-
- Yes.
756
00:39:04,556 --> 00:39:09,653
still pending, and, sadly, D.j. Humble
is no longer available on that date.
757
00:39:09,728 --> 00:39:13,926
Oh? But he and I had a deal- in principle.
758
00:39:13,999 --> 00:39:15,933
Yes, well, one of
my other brides outbid you.
759
00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:18,663
I can't give you
her name, of course:
760
00:39:18,737 --> 00:39:21,205
That bitch!
761
00:39:21,273 --> 00:39:23,673
Not you. No, a different one.
762
00:39:23,742 --> 00:39:26,267
A person.
763
00:39:29,748 --> 00:39:32,376
God, she's scary.
764
00:39:32,451 --> 00:39:34,351
- You don't think that Liv-
- Yeah, I do.
765
00:39:34,419 --> 00:39:36,444
No. No. She knew
how much that meant to me.
766
00:39:36,521 --> 00:39:39,718
- It's too cruel. It's too mean-spirited.
- Too in character?
767
00:39:41,293 --> 00:39:43,227
Hang on. Wait.
768
00:39:43,295 --> 00:39:46,128
Didn't you tell me
she's wearing a Vera Wang?
769
00:39:46,198 --> 00:39:49,599
- Yes.
- I read those run really tight...
770
00:39:49,668 --> 00:39:52,228
and she's kind of an ex-heifer.
771
00:39:52,304 --> 00:39:54,534
No. No, she's-
772
00:39:54,606 --> 00:39:56,733
She's- Little bit.
773
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,875
Mmm. Oh!
774
00:40:03,949 --> 00:40:07,316
That is good. Excellent.
775
00:40:07,386 --> 00:40:09,752
Is that like cream cheese?
It is cream cheese.
776
00:40:09,821 --> 00:40:11,755
Like a hint.
[ Inhales ]
777
00:40:11,823 --> 00:40:15,224
- Has Emma chosen her cake yet?
- Let's keep to our own work, shall we?
778
00:40:15,293 --> 00:40:18,262
Now, as for the flowers,
Eufloria has put in a bid.
779
00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:21,731
We just can't have the same cake, that's all.
And I have to have the seven-tiered...
780
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:27,761
white chocolate-curl torte, enrobed
in marzipan with edible pearls and flourishes.
781
00:40:27,839 --> 00:40:29,773
Well, you're safe.
782
00:40:29,841 --> 00:40:32,469
Emma has chosen
a less extravagant cake.
783
00:40:32,544 --> 00:40:34,876
And she's always saying
that she doesn't need...
784
00:40:34,946 --> 00:40:37,107
to impress people
with how much she can spend.
785
00:40:37,182 --> 00:40:41,414
- I'm just going to check my ice sculptor Rolodex.
- Right.
786
00:40:42,487 --> 00:40:44,682
Oh, my God.
787
00:40:44,756 --> 00:40:46,815
That was a dig at me.
788
00:40:49,327 --> 00:40:51,989
Emma thinks I'm showing off?
789
00:40:53,665 --> 00:40:56,896
I never thought she resented how much
money I made, but I guess I was wrong.
790
00:40:56,968 --> 00:40:58,959
Really? I didn't get that
from what she-
791
00:40:59,037 --> 00:41:01,232
Marion's eating it up.
[ Sniffs ]
792
00:41:01,306 --> 00:41:03,536
[ Exhales ]
She likes Emma best.
793
00:41:03,608 --> 00:41:06,975
Emma always gets the sympathy vote.
I never get the sympathy vote, do I?
794
00:41:07,045 --> 00:41:09,275
Well, maybe it's asking
a little bit too much of people-
795
00:41:09,347 --> 00:41:13,477
I was worried about her cake. It could be
two Ding-Dongs and a Yodel for all I care.
796
00:41:19,124 --> 00:41:21,058
What's that? What's that?
797
00:41:24,196 --> 00:41:26,391
Don't-
798
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,805
[ Liv ]
Dance lessons?
799
00:41:33,872 --> 00:41:37,672
Damn, she's competitive.
Their dance is totally gonna be better than ours.
800
00:41:37,742 --> 00:41:41,576
Let me see Canary Song again.
Dandelion. Canary.
801
00:41:41,646 --> 00:41:44,809
- Isn't there something in between?
- Sort of like a burnt Canary.
802
00:41:44,883 --> 00:41:47,875
Video montage of their lives? Really?
803
00:41:47,953 --> 00:41:49,545
- It's gotta be Fletcher's idea:
- That's just-
804
00:41:49,621 --> 00:41:51,919
It's gonna be, like,
pictures of them as babies.
805
00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:53,924
You know, Emma with one tooth...
806
00:41:53,992 --> 00:41:56,586
and Fletcher in his little
superhero outfits. It's tacky.
807
00:41:56,661 --> 00:41:58,720
- [ Knocking ]
- Can I help you?
808
00:41:58,797 --> 00:42:01,527
- Yeah. Delivery for Liv Lerner.
- That's chocolate.
809
00:42:02,634 --> 00:42:04,568
I'll take that.
810
00:42:04,636 --> 00:42:06,627
Mmm. Looks good.
811
00:42:06,705 --> 00:42:09,367
""Liv, you deserve this and more.''
812
00:42:09,441 --> 00:42:11,375
Isn't Daniel the sweetest?
813
00:42:11,443 --> 00:42:13,104
- I'll just have one.
- Thanks.
814
00:42:13,178 --> 00:42:15,237
Just one.
815
00:42:18,283 --> 00:42:20,308
- W-Was she up there?
- Yeah.
816
00:42:20,385 --> 00:42:23,752
- Oh. And it's impossible to go get them back?
- No, no, no, no.
817
00:42:23,822 --> 00:42:26,450
She ate half the box already, lady.
Forty-five dollars.
818
00:42:26,525 --> 00:42:28,516
Yes. Okay.
819
00:42:28,593 --> 00:42:31,221
That is the agreed upon-
820
00:42:31,296 --> 00:42:33,230
But just so you know-
[ Chuckles ]
821
00:42:33,298 --> 00:42:37,234
if you heard what was actually
going on, you would totally side with me.
822
00:42:37,302 --> 00:42:40,032
- You gonna tip me?
- I thought that was including tip...
823
00:42:40,105 --> 00:42:43,541
but anyway, I'll give it to you
because I'm the Paula.
824
00:42:44,543 --> 00:42:46,477
You know, I've been thinking.
825
00:42:46,545 --> 00:42:49,412
- If you really want to mess
with Emma's first dance-
- Mm-hmm?
826
00:42:49,481 --> 00:42:51,779
- There are ways.
- Tell me more.
827
00:42:53,018 --> 00:42:56,078
I don't know, baby. Dance class?
828
00:42:56,154 --> 00:42:58,748
Come on. We know how to dance.
829
00:42:58,823 --> 00:43:01,087
It's a slow dance.
It's like we did in college.
830
00:43:01,159 --> 00:43:05,027
It's a waltz. It's a little more precise
than just holding each other up.
831
00:43:05,096 --> 00:43:07,428
And besides, Marion says
that our first dance...
832
00:43:07,499 --> 00:43:10,866
- introduces our couple style to the world.
- Oh, well, naturally...
833
00:43:10,936 --> 00:43:13,837
- I'm incredibly concerned with our couple style.
- [ Door Opens ]
834
00:43:13,905 --> 00:43:16,430
SpaceI
835
00:43:16,508 --> 00:43:18,442
[ Laughs ]
836
00:43:19,911 --> 00:43:21,970
I am Ricky Coo...
837
00:43:22,047 --> 00:43:24,845
the Doctor of Dance.
838
00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:27,680
I bring you motion.
I bring you rhythm.
839
00:43:27,752 --> 00:43:30,619
I bring you sex:
840
00:43:30,689 --> 00:43:33,783
Rlease, get on your feet,
and let's danceI
841
00:43:33,858 --> 00:43:36,520
- [ Man On Stereo ] # Y'all ready for this? #
- ##[ Techno-Rop Dance Beat ]
842
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,234
#Dance #
843
00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:46,236
#Dance #
844
00:43:46,304 --> 00:43:48,295
#Dance #
845
00:43:52,143 --> 00:43:54,236
[ Both Panting ]
846
00:43:54,312 --> 00:43:59,011
Maybe Marion shouldn't be recommending
Ricky Coo, Doctor of Dance so much.
847
00:43:59,084 --> 00:44:01,018
Yeah. I don't know about Ricky.
848
00:44:01,086 --> 00:44:04,317
[ Man ]
Good for you: Doing warm-ups:
849
00:44:04,389 --> 00:44:09,019
Yeah, I got your voice mail saying you wanted
to push the lesson from 1 :00 to 4:00.
850
00:44:09,094 --> 00:44:10,789
How long have you been here?
851
00:44:12,330 --> 00:44:15,356
Oh, my God.
[ Scoffs ]
852
00:44:15,433 --> 00:44:17,731
- What?
- Liv.
853
00:44:19,838 --> 00:44:23,638
- Uh,just give us a second.
- [ Fletcher] I mean, who does that?
854
00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:28,145
She's finally gone completely crazy.
Not that I'm surprised at all.
855
00:44:28,213 --> 00:44:32,081
- I mean, she's always been nuts.
- I know. And messing with our couple style?
856
00:44:32,150 --> 00:44:34,983
- There is no way I'm letting her get away with that.
- Good.
857
00:44:35,053 --> 00:44:38,454
- [ Groans ]
- You know who I feel sorry for is Daniel.
858
00:44:38,523 --> 00:44:42,425
[ Snorts ] He's not even gonna
be able to control his own wife.
859
00:44:42,494 --> 00:44:45,657
What?
860
00:44:45,730 --> 00:44:48,858
- No, I'm just saying- It's Liv.
Because she never thinks about-
- And?
861
00:44:48,933 --> 00:44:51,128
- I'm going inside.
- What?
862
00:44:51,202 --> 00:44:55,002
[ Marion Narrating ] The final month
before the big day is a litmus test for couples:::
863
00:44:55,073 --> 00:44:59,510
ofhow they work together,
solve problems, communicate:
864
00:44:59,577 --> 00:45:05,277
The early, happy glow is over,
and the nerves begin to set in:
865
00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:10,413
With some couples, it brings out the
fundamental conflicts in their relationship:
866
00:45:10,488 --> 00:45:13,753
With other couples, the lucky ones:::
867
00:45:13,825 --> 00:45:17,659
it highlights the essential harmony
of their partnership:
868
00:45:17,729 --> 00:45:21,756
Of course, even the luckiest bride
needs something to take the edge off:
869
00:45:22,067 --> 00:45:25,867
Ooh, for me! Ajolly Walrus cookie bouquet.
Is Daniel a keeper or what?
870
00:45:25,937 --> 00:45:28,667
I'd just be careful.
Miss Wang is a stern mistress.
871
00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:31,971
Video montage- If there's gonna be
live pictures and, like, video footage-
872
00:45:32,043 --> 00:45:34,068
I know. It's, like, verging on
being a digital short.
873
00:45:34,145 --> 00:45:37,979
I don't know how they're gonna
cut me out of the footage. I'm in everything.
874
00:45:38,049 --> 00:45:40,415
Oh, this came for you via messenger.
875
00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:42,578
I can't wait to get into this one.
876
00:45:42,654 --> 00:45:46,488
Mr. Simmons called again asking
for the update on the agreement.
877
00:45:46,558 --> 00:45:50,460
- Rutherford Rress? That's my hometown.
- I'm just gonna take this.
878
00:45:50,528 --> 00:45:52,655
Suppose I should just tell them
you're dealing with a crisis?
879
00:45:52,731 --> 00:45:55,256
Oh, my God.
880
00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:58,564
They still print
engagement announcements.
881
00:45:58,636 --> 00:46:00,627
I'm sort of like a celebrity
back there, probably.
882
00:46:00,705 --> 00:46:05,335
You know, it's like, local girl
makes good. Such sweet people.
883
00:46:05,410 --> 00:46:07,605
- Oh, wow!
- What the?
884
00:46:07,679 --> 00:46:10,443
That's not you: Is it?
885
00:46:10,515 --> 00:46:13,075
Emma looks gorgeous.
886
00:46:13,151 --> 00:46:15,517
- But not on the inside, which is-
- Kevin.
887
00:46:16,788 --> 00:46:19,655
It's the best she can do, huh?
888
00:46:19,724 --> 00:46:23,353
- So lame. She wants to
play dirty? I can play dirty.
- [ Dial Tone, Beeping ]
889
00:46:23,428 --> 00:46:25,089
You can play dirty.
I've seen you do it.
890
00:46:25,163 --> 00:46:27,131
I went to law school, people.
891
00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:29,132
I'm starting to think
that 30 is the cutoff.
892
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:33,466
- Mmm.
- Because it's the last time men
want to date women their age.
893
00:46:33,538 --> 00:46:35,870
A 30-year-old guy will
date a 30-year-old girl.
894
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:37,874
But a 3 5-year-old guy
wants someone 30.
895
00:46:37,942 --> 00:46:41,605
A 40-year-old guy
wants someone 30, too, or 28.
896
00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:43,613
- Mm-hmm.
- It's a terrible planet.
897
00:46:43,681 --> 00:46:46,878
I know. You know
what I was wondering?
898
00:46:46,951 --> 00:46:49,419
What are the real reasons behind
Emma and Fletcher having to tie the knot?
899
00:46:49,487 --> 00:46:53,150
Why can't they change their date?
Think about it.
900
00:46:56,194 --> 00:46:58,662
- She's pregnant! Emma's pregnant!
- [ Chuckles ]
901
00:47:00,765 --> 00:47:04,223
Oh, no.
[ Groans ]
902
00:47:04,302 --> 00:47:07,863
- Oh, no!
- Liv?
903
00:47:07,939 --> 00:47:10,965
- Are you all right? What the hell is goin' on?
- [ Groaning ]
904
00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:12,976
Look, let me inI
905
00:47:13,044 --> 00:47:15,842
I gained five pounds.
Five pounds. It might as well be 50!
906
00:47:15,914 --> 00:47:17,848
The dress doesn't fit!
And if the dress doesn't fit...
907
00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:22,944
my wedding's gonna be
a big black hole in the history of the Plaza!
908
00:47:23,021 --> 00:47:25,581
Well, "A ''it's our wedding, hon:
909
00:47:25,657 --> 00:47:27,818
And ""B''... so what? Let it out.
910
00:47:27,892 --> 00:47:31,521
You don't alter Vera Wang to fit you.
911
00:47:31,596 --> 00:47:34,656
You alter yourself to fit Vera.
912
00:47:34,732 --> 00:47:37,394
- What do boys learn in school?
- Sorry:
913
00:47:37,468 --> 00:47:39,698
It's not the end of the world:
914
00:47:39,771 --> 00:47:43,673
Really. What-What-What can I do
to make you feel better?
915
00:47:43,741 --> 00:47:47,438
It's what you can stop doing.
This is all your fault.
916
00:47:47,512 --> 00:47:51,881
- It's sweet of you to send me those treats, but I-
- What treats?
917
00:47:54,085 --> 00:47:56,713
You know, the treats.
The Truffle-opolis.
918
00:47:57,822 --> 00:47:59,585
The truffle tray.
919
00:48:00,658 --> 00:48:02,922
Thejolly Walrus cookie bouquet?
920
00:48:04,162 --> 00:48:06,096
International Butter Club?
921
00:48:06,164 --> 00:48:09,930
The- Honey- [ Chuckles ]
I didn't send you any of that.
922
00:48:10,001 --> 00:48:12,731
Oh, my God, Emma!
923
00:48:12,804 --> 00:48:15,295
She's trying to make me fat
so I can't fit into my dress!
924
00:48:15,373 --> 00:48:17,568
What is that? What is that?
925
00:48:24,115 --> 00:48:26,049
The International Butter Club?
926
00:48:26,117 --> 00:48:28,585
You mean, you've actually
been sitting around...
927
00:48:28,653 --> 00:48:31,315
eating sticks of butter
from different lands?
928
00:48:36,194 --> 00:48:40,358
[ Marion Narrating ]
The final week before the wedding is do-or-die:
929
00:48:40,431 --> 00:48:44,026
I expect my brides to be flawless:
930
00:48:44,102 --> 00:48:48,402
Rerfect hair, skin, nails, everything:
931
00:48:48,473 --> 00:48:51,874
[ With English Accent ] Hello there.
I need to get to the back really fast.
932
00:48:51,943 --> 00:48:54,343
Really, really fast, because
I left something there yesterday.
933
00:48:54,412 --> 00:48:56,573
- It's very important that I-
- I so don't care.
934
00:48:57,649 --> 00:49:00,140
Go on back.
935
00:49:05,490 --> 00:49:06,889
- Miss Allan:
- Oh, hi.
936
00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:08,983
Hi. Bit of Honey today?
That's the one I loaded.
937
00:49:09,060 --> 00:49:12,518
Yes, but, uh,just a pre-wedding glow.
938
00:49:12,597 --> 00:49:14,531
- Sure thing.
- Okay, thanks.
939
00:49:14,599 --> 00:49:17,432
[ Woman ]
#I wish you well #
940
00:49:17,502 --> 00:49:21,666
#I hope you survive #
941
00:49:21,739 --> 00:49:24,674
#I hope you live on, baby #
942
00:49:24,742 --> 00:49:26,937
#So I can watch you cry #
943
00:49:27,011 --> 00:49:28,945
# 'Cause I know
in time you'll see #
944
00:49:29,013 --> 00:49:31,641
# What you did to me #
945
00:49:31,716 --> 00:49:34,378
#And you'll come runnin'back #
946
00:49:34,452 --> 00:49:38,411
#I'm gonna rain
on your parade #
947
00:49:38,489 --> 00:49:41,788
#Oh, I won't take it again #
948
00:49:41,859 --> 00:49:45,556
#And I'll keep raining, raining, raining #
949
00:49:45,630 --> 00:49:48,428
#Over you #
950
00:49:48,499 --> 00:49:50,558
Wow!
951
00:49:50,635 --> 00:49:54,731
What happened to you?
You look like a traffic cone:
952
00:49:54,806 --> 00:49:57,206
Will it fade?
953
00:49:57,275 --> 00:50:00,608
Sort of:[ Whispers ]
This is three loofahs:
954
00:50:00,678 --> 00:50:04,637
Is it that bad? Fletch said
he didn't think it was that bad.
955
00:50:04,716 --> 00:50:07,378
Oh, well, honey,
""Filch'' is your fiance.
956
00:50:07,452 --> 00:50:09,386
He probably told you
you had nice hair too.
957
00:50:11,155 --> 00:50:13,623
[ Liv ]
This wedding stuff is not a walk in the park:
958
00:50:13,691 --> 00:50:15,625
- For sure:
- I'm surprised: I don't know:
959
00:50:15,693 --> 00:50:18,924
I'm surprised I haven't been, you know,
sent into my therapist's office.
960
00:50:18,997 --> 00:50:20,828
That's what I've heard. T-U-F-F.
961
00:50:20,898 --> 00:50:22,832
You should have heard me
on the phone the other day...
962
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:25,061
- talking to the guy
who messed up my centerpieces.
- Oh, gosh.
963
00:50:25,136 --> 00:50:27,866
It was unbelievable. It's like one thing
after another, every single time.
964
00:50:27,939 --> 00:50:30,533
- It snowballs.
- Listen, can I get a little bit more lowlight?
965
00:50:30,608 --> 00:50:33,475
Yeah, especially right here. Hold that thought,
sweetie. I'm gonna get your color.
966
00:50:33,544 --> 00:50:37,173
Just make sure it's not so-
Like, more gold base.
967
00:50:37,248 --> 00:50:40,240
#I'm gonna rain
on your parade #
968
00:50:40,318 --> 00:50:43,913
#No, I won't take it again #
969
00:50:43,988 --> 00:50:49,119
#And I'll keep raining, raining, raining
over you #
970
00:50:50,928 --> 00:50:52,862
- Maybe I should take up chanting.
-##[ Continues ]
971
00:50:52,930 --> 00:50:56,024
I think it's kind of- might be
necessary at this time of my life.
972
00:51:00,338 --> 00:51:04,707
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God. Is it good?
973
00:51:04,776 --> 00:51:06,971
Great!
974
00:51:07,045 --> 00:51:09,479
I get to do noth-
[ Gasps ]
975
00:51:12,784 --> 00:51:15,252
Okay. I-I don't know
what happened. Um-
976
00:51:15,319 --> 00:51:18,117
I gotta let it sit for a day or two.
977
00:51:18,189 --> 00:51:19,952
Maybe I'll try to strip it down to white.
978
00:51:20,024 --> 00:51:22,458
My hair's blue!
979
00:51:22,527 --> 00:51:26,691
It's blue! I have blue hair!
980
00:51:26,764 --> 00:51:29,392
- I'm getting married in a week.
- Congratulations.
981
00:51:29,467 --> 00:51:31,594
In a week! A week!
982
00:51:33,071 --> 00:51:35,005
Come on. I know you're in here.
983
00:51:35,073 --> 00:51:37,007
Ah, here's your video montage.
984
00:51:39,544 --> 00:51:41,569
Oh, yeah.
985
00:51:41,646 --> 00:51:43,546
Absolutely.
986
00:51:47,518 --> 00:51:49,577
Fletch?
987
00:51:51,489 --> 00:51:53,787
Bug? Do you have something
you need to tell me?
988
00:51:53,858 --> 00:51:57,419
- Um-
- Are we about to have a little orange baby?
989
00:51:57,495 --> 00:52:01,261
Apparently we're registered
at Babies ''R'' Us:
990
00:52:01,332 --> 00:52:04,358
Isn't that nice?
991
00:52:04,435 --> 00:52:07,893
Marissa. Where are you?
I can barely hear you.
992
00:52:08,906 --> 00:52:10,999
I can't believe you told Emma.
993
00:52:11,075 --> 00:52:13,134
Whatever.
994
00:52:13,211 --> 00:52:16,112
You guys, don't get too
attached to the dancers.
995
00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:18,307
They're paid to be nice to you.
996
00:52:18,382 --> 00:52:21,545
- Yeah!
- #New York and japan #
997
00:52:21,619 --> 00:52:23,712
Hello, bride!
998
00:52:23,788 --> 00:52:28,020
[ Deejay ] All right, all right:
Now a little birdie has just told me:::
999
00:52:28,092 --> 00:52:30,185
that we have a bride-to-be
in the house tonight.
1000
00:52:30,261 --> 00:52:34,698
- Over here!
- But she has been a very bad bride:
1001
00:52:34,765 --> 00:52:38,166
Officer Not-Your-Husband
is here to arrest youI
1002
00:52:38,236 --> 00:52:41,467
#I'm a model, You know what I mean #
1003
00:52:41,539 --> 00:52:45,475
- #And I do my little turn on the catwalk ##
- You're under arrest...
1004
00:52:45,543 --> 00:52:49,035
for being too sexy.
1005
00:52:51,149 --> 00:52:53,344
Time to be frisked.
1006
00:52:54,752 --> 00:52:56,845
Oh, my goodness!
1007
00:52:58,523 --> 00:52:59,683
Great!
1008
00:53:01,325 --> 00:53:06,524
We got two brides
in the house tonight!
1009
00:53:06,597 --> 00:53:08,030
[ Women Cheering ]
1010
00:53:08,099 --> 00:53:10,590
[ Deejay ]
Whoa: Whoa, whoa: Hold upI
1011
00:53:10,668 --> 00:53:12,067
We have two brides
in the house tonight.
1012
00:53:12,136 --> 00:53:14,604
Emma, this party is invitation only.
1013
00:53:14,672 --> 00:53:17,937
I'm getting married too, baby!
1014
00:53:18,009 --> 00:53:20,068
[ Deejay ]
Well, I'll invite you right up there:
1015
00:53:20,144 --> 00:53:23,602
- Dj jazzles invites bride number two up on stage:
- Why not?
1016
00:53:23,681 --> 00:53:27,117
Come on up here, girlI
We want to see the way you moveI
1017
00:53:27,185 --> 00:53:30,416
That's what I'm talking aboutI
Work it out, girlI
1018
00:53:30,488 --> 00:53:32,752
You can't even let me
have my own bachelorette party?
1019
00:53:32,823 --> 00:53:37,385
Much the way you couldn't let me
have Dj Humble. That was low, Liv.
1020
00:53:37,461 --> 00:53:42,262
By the way, did you hear?
I'm not pregnant, okay?
1021
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,858
I say it's time for a dance-off. Dance-off!.
1022
00:53:44,936 --> 00:53:48,804
Dance-off!. Dance-off!.
Dance-off!. Dance-off!.
1023
00:53:51,909 --> 00:53:55,106
# You say I'm so crazy #
1024
00:53:55,179 --> 00:53:56,942
[ Cheering ]
1025
00:53:57,014 --> 00:54:00,211
- #Coming home intoxicated #
- Oh! Oh!
1026
00:54:00,284 --> 00:54:02,218
- #I say I just want to love you #
- [ Woman ] Come on, LivI
1027
00:54:02,286 --> 00:54:04,220
#I just wanna love you, baby #
1028
00:54:04,288 --> 00:54:06,916
- Aw, come on, Liv.
- Come on, bride number one:
1029
00:54:06,991 --> 00:54:10,449
- I know y'all can do better than that.
- #Give it to me, baby #
1030
00:54:10,528 --> 00:54:12,860
Sprockets!
1031
00:54:12,930 --> 00:54:15,956
[ Women Cheering ]
1032
00:54:19,470 --> 00:54:23,463
Break it downI Now the sexiest bride
takes first prize: Let's see itI
1033
00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:28,240
- ##[ Hip-hop ]
- We gonna get this party started,y'allI
1034
00:54:29,413 --> 00:54:30,937
ShowdownI
1035
00:54:36,988 --> 00:54:39,957
Space!
1036
00:54:41,492 --> 00:54:43,585
[ Deejay ]
Check out bride number twoI
1037
00:54:43,661 --> 00:54:46,152
# They be watchin'while we wiggle around
Look at 'em droolin'#
1038
00:54:46,230 --> 00:54:48,494
# They ain't used to this sound
I keep 'em movin'#
1039
00:54:48,566 --> 00:54:51,262
#All my ladies put your hands in the air
It's all right now #
1040
00:54:51,335 --> 00:54:53,599
# We gon'keep you up on your feet
the whole night now #
1041
00:54:53,671 --> 00:54:55,536
#Rop them bottles
Yeah, drink that up, man #
1042
00:54:55,606 --> 00:54:58,040
#Got you feelin'crazy
Well, that was the plan #
1043
00:54:58,109 --> 00:55:00,134
# They was waitin'for me
Wasn't ready for this #
1044
00:55:00,211 --> 00:55:02,679
#He got the game sewed up
No, I'm talkin'bout Swiss #
1045
00:55:02,747 --> 00:55:04,681
- [ Cheering ]
- # Why would you try #
1046
00:55:04,749 --> 00:55:07,115
# We got 'em shakin'everything
from the hood to Dubai #
1047
00:55:07,184 --> 00:55:12,451
Bride number two,you are
the sexiest bride of the night, baby:
1048
00:55:12,523 --> 00:55:15,117
Give it up for bride number two,y'allI
1049
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,154
Sorry, bride number one:
Can't win 'em all, girl:
1050
00:55:24,168 --> 00:55:27,331
##[ Techno Dance Rop ]
1051
00:55:30,074 --> 00:55:34,170
It's weird, losing.
I gotta say I'm not loving it.
1052
00:55:34,245 --> 00:55:36,179
No, but you were both so good.
1053
00:55:36,247 --> 00:55:38,841
Yeah, you really got up there, and you tried.
1054
00:55:38,916 --> 00:55:42,818
- Forget it. It's my bachelorette party, right?
- Yes.
1055
00:55:44,822 --> 00:55:46,653
- [ Shutter Clicks ]
- Good girl. Here you go.
1056
00:55:46,724 --> 00:55:48,919
It's like you read my mind.
1057
00:55:53,564 --> 00:55:55,964
[ Car Alarm Honking ]
1058
00:55:56,033 --> 00:55:58,866
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God!
1059
00:55:58,936 --> 00:56:00,836
Oh, my God!
1060
00:56:03,774 --> 00:56:05,799
Taxi! Taxi.
1061
00:56:08,145 --> 00:56:11,740
Kevin. Kevin. I need coffee.
1062
00:56:11,816 --> 00:56:15,047
Excuse me. I need coffee.
I need three Advil.
1063
00:56:15,119 --> 00:56:17,053
Yeah. Four waters.
1064
00:56:17,121 --> 00:56:20,181
Get a splash of that Kahlua
next to wherever that paralegal is.
1065
00:56:20,257 --> 00:56:22,191
- Hey, Elana.
- Good morning.
1066
00:56:22,259 --> 00:56:24,250
- You work too hard.
I'm gonna treat you to lunch.
- Okay.
1067
00:56:24,328 --> 00:56:26,853
- Where are you, Kev? Are you in the office?
- I hear you coming. Liv?
1068
00:56:26,931 --> 00:56:28,796
- Liv, blue! Hair!
- Hey, Advil.
1069
00:56:28,866 --> 00:56:31,027
- [ Whispering ] You have blue hair!
- [ Gasps ]
1070
00:56:33,371 --> 00:56:35,805
[ Whispering ]
Oh, my God. I totally forgot.
1071
00:56:35,873 --> 00:56:38,706
I was supposed to get it
dyed back at 7:00.
1072
00:56:38,776 --> 00:56:41,802
I think it's very- It's gonna be-
They're gonna love it.
1073
00:56:41,879 --> 00:56:43,904
I got it. I'm gonna figure it out.
1074
00:56:43,981 --> 00:56:48,145
If we could all refer to the briefs I've drawn up:
I've highlighted a few main points:
1075
00:56:48,219 --> 00:56:51,211
Our discovery process in depositions
and document requests-
1076
00:56:51,288 --> 00:56:54,121
maybe you guys could share that one-
has yielded significant results.
1077
00:56:54,191 --> 00:56:58,719
W-W-Wait. Okay. I am looking
at the brief dated two weeks ago.
1078
00:56:58,796 --> 00:57:01,162
- Where is the latest version?
- I could have sworn that I updated these.
1079
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,960
Just a second.
1080
00:57:05,035 --> 00:57:06,969
Goddamn it!
1081
00:57:07,037 --> 00:57:08,732
Your hair.
1082
00:57:08,806 --> 00:57:12,742
Yes, my hair. My hair... is blue!
1083
00:57:12,810 --> 00:57:15,176
My hair is blue. My wedding's in a week,
and I'm paying my maid of honor.
1084
00:57:15,246 --> 00:57:17,180
Okay? Or rather Mr. Colson is.
1085
00:57:17,248 --> 00:57:19,773
And,yes, maybe
I misplaced the briefl:
1086
00:57:19,850 --> 00:57:24,253
And, yes, maybe my best friend
in the world forever hates me!
1087
00:57:24,321 --> 00:57:26,255
Hates me!
1088
00:57:33,831 --> 00:57:37,323
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God.
1089
00:57:37,401 --> 00:57:40,734
[ Sobs ]
I'm gonna be a bald bride.
1090
00:57:42,773 --> 00:57:45,003
It's so not ideal.
1091
00:57:45,075 --> 00:57:47,100
This is who's representing us?
1092
00:57:47,178 --> 00:57:51,547
Not anymore. Miss Lerner's off the case.
I'm taking over.
1093
00:57:51,615 --> 00:57:55,483
No, now look, calm down.
I'm gonna get it dyed back.
1094
00:57:56,620 --> 00:57:58,986
- [ Sighs ]
- Miss Lerner.
1095
00:57:59,056 --> 00:58:01,149
You are excused.
1096
00:58:03,894 --> 00:58:07,057
[ Sniffs ]
I'm not this girl.
1097
00:58:09,767 --> 00:58:12,895
I just don't screw up:
I just don't get demoted:
1098
00:58:12,970 --> 00:58:17,066
It's like I don't have anybody.
I feel so alone.
1099
00:58:18,809 --> 00:58:21,300
Hey.
1100
00:58:21,378 --> 00:58:23,369
Babe, I'm right here.
1101
00:58:26,784 --> 00:58:28,718
[ Sniffs, Sighs ]
1102
00:58:28,786 --> 00:58:33,723
You miss your friend,
especially now.
1103
00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:36,055
She'd know just what to say.
1104
00:58:36,126 --> 00:58:38,424
[ Sobs ]
I'm mad at her too.
1105
00:58:38,496 --> 00:58:44,196
She went for the hair.
Girlfriends don't do that.
1106
00:58:44,268 --> 00:58:47,931
You'll fix it. And if you can't, I love it.
1107
00:58:48,005 --> 00:58:52,772
I do. You're like this very tall,
very hot Smurf.
1108
00:58:52,843 --> 00:58:56,210
[ Chuckles ]
1109
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,249
Oh, honey.
1110
00:59:01,285 --> 00:59:03,219
It's not just about the hair.
1111
00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:08,450
I'm mad because maybe she's right.
1112
00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:13,791
And it's exhausting having to
try to be perfect all the time.
1113
00:59:13,864 --> 00:59:18,096
That's how I held it together
ever since I was a kid.
1114
00:59:18,168 --> 00:59:22,366
I figured nothing- nothing bad
would happen again if I was just...
1115
00:59:22,439 --> 00:59:26,773
one step ahead of everything
and everybody, all the time.
1116
00:59:28,112 --> 00:59:31,172
- [ Sighs ]
- Life isn't perfect, hon.
1117
00:59:32,550 --> 00:59:34,950
It's messy.
1118
00:59:37,888 --> 00:59:39,822
You're right.
1119
00:59:40,891 --> 00:59:42,825
I mean, I was gonna be
perfect for you...
1120
00:59:42,893 --> 00:59:45,191
but now that you say
it's impossible- Hey.
1121
00:59:45,262 --> 00:59:49,995
No, you don't. No, you
don't have to be perfect.
1122
00:59:50,067 --> 00:59:53,366
I've always wanted a human wife.
1123
00:59:53,437 --> 00:59:57,430
Yeah, the other ones are just...
too hard to inflate.
1124
01:00:02,179 --> 01:00:04,113
- Hey.
- Hey.
1125
01:00:04,181 --> 01:00:06,547
- Almost back to normal, huh?
- I know, right?
1126
01:00:06,617 --> 01:00:10,348
I have, like, one layer of skin left,
but that should be okay for our wedding.
1127
01:00:10,421 --> 01:00:12,355
So, oops, sorry, Liv.
1128
01:00:12,423 --> 01:00:15,153
I wish I had pictures: You know?
1129
01:00:15,225 --> 01:00:19,821
It's like I was up there, and there's
this spotlight, and when I hit that rope-
1130
01:00:19,897 --> 01:00:22,798
- Oh, my God!
- Hey! Enough, enough, enough!
1131
01:00:22,866 --> 01:00:26,666
I've heard this story
1 0,000 times, Emma:
1132
01:00:26,737 --> 01:00:29,001
You've been acting
a little wild lately. Okay?
1133
01:00:29,073 --> 01:00:31,507
And I'm tired of it.
So knock it off.
1134
01:00:31,575 --> 01:00:34,635
Lately you've been very mad
and tense and excited.
1135
01:00:34,712 --> 01:00:36,646
You know what? I just don't know
how to deal with this:
1136
01:00:36,714 --> 01:00:40,115
- Uh-huh.
- And quite frankly, you have me
questioning whether or not...
1137
01:00:40,184 --> 01:00:43,210
this is something about- to do with
the wedding or if this is permanent.
1138
01:00:43,287 --> 01:00:46,381
Um, well, Fletcher, it is kind
of permanent. You know?
1139
01:00:46,457 --> 01:00:50,393
It is possible that I might be mad or tense or
excited more than once in the next 40 years.
1140
01:00:50,461 --> 01:00:52,520
Is it? Really? You know what?
You're doing it right now.
1141
01:00:52,596 --> 01:00:56,896
- What?
- You're being, not, I mean, not bitchy, but-
1142
01:00:56,967 --> 01:00:59,367
I said ""not bitchy.'' But you're
right there in that neighborhood.
1143
01:01:00,738 --> 01:01:02,672
You should have the cab,
like, take a U-turn...
1144
01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:05,072
drop you off at Pleasant and Nice,
where we met.
1145
01:01:05,142 --> 01:01:07,633
Are you upset because of this thing
with Liv, or because I'm having feelings?
1146
01:01:07,711 --> 01:01:09,679
- Totally:
- Because it's kind of hard to read you.
1147
01:01:09,747 --> 01:01:13,649
My God! That's totally it. I'm upset
because you have feelings. You nailed it.
1148
01:01:13,717 --> 01:01:18,177
Okay. So in other words, then don't have
so many feelings, but if I do, don't show 'em.
1149
01:01:18,255 --> 01:01:21,656
- I shouldn't have so many-
- Oh, God! I can't even talk to you right now!
1150
01:01:21,725 --> 01:01:25,183
You haven't tried yet. Do you realize-
Do you know how hard this is for me?
1151
01:01:25,262 --> 01:01:29,926
- I don't even know who you are:
- You have not even tried to
ask me about how I'm feeling.
1152
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,231
- I'm so confused.
- I don't even know who you are:
1153
01:01:35,172 --> 01:01:37,732
All right? I don't want to talk:
1154
01:01:48,419 --> 01:01:51,616
It's a tense time: We're fine:
Whatever: I was gonna go to the gym:
1155
01:01:51,689 --> 01:01:54,351
Bye.
1156
01:02:17,081 --> 01:02:22,644
[ Woman ]
# The blank pages of my diary #
1157
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:27,680
# That I haven't touched
since you left me #
1158
01:02:27,758 --> 01:02:33,094
- Emma?
- # The closed blinds in my home #
1159
01:02:33,163 --> 01:02:38,157
- Emma! Emma!
- #See no light of day #
1160
01:02:38,235 --> 01:02:43,468
#Dust gathers on my stereo #
1161
01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:49,274
# 'Cause I can't bear
to hear the radio #
1162
01:02:49,346 --> 01:02:54,477
# The piano sits in a shady space #
1163
01:02:54,551 --> 01:02:59,454
# With a picture of your face #
1164
01:02:59,523 --> 01:03:04,426
- [ Rings ]
- #Coffee stains on your favorite book #
1165
01:03:04,495 --> 01:03:06,986
- [ Drill Whirring ]
- Liv Lerner's office.
1166
01:03:07,064 --> 01:03:11,194
Hey, Kevin. It's Emma. Is Liv there?
1167
01:03:11,268 --> 01:03:13,634
I'm sorry, can you hold on?
Just a minute, I- Sorry.
1168
01:03:13,704 --> 01:03:15,763
It's my worst nightmare.
I'm ""cubicle-ized.''
1169
01:03:15,839 --> 01:03:18,569
I'm sorry, Liv's dealing with a crisis
right now. Can we return?
1170
01:03:20,611 --> 01:03:22,545
Fine. That's-
1171
01:03:22,613 --> 01:03:25,138
Yeah. Okay, I get it. Bye.
1172
01:03:25,215 --> 01:03:28,912
- Hey! I'm sorry. Who is this?
- #I'm scared to face another day #
1173
01:03:28,986 --> 01:03:34,424
- Hello?
- # 'Cause the fear in me just won't go away #
1174
01:03:34,491 --> 01:03:38,689
#In an instant,you were gone #
1175
01:03:38,762 --> 01:03:43,631
#And I'm scared ##
1176
01:03:52,976 --> 01:03:54,807
Hey!
1177
01:03:55,879 --> 01:03:57,813
Hi!
1178
01:03:57,881 --> 01:03:59,815
- How are you?
- Long time, huh?
1179
01:03:59,883 --> 01:04:04,377
- I know. It's my fault. I've been really busy.
- Oh, yeah. Right. Busy.
1180
01:04:04,454 --> 01:04:08,720
Nothing to do with the fact that I'm
the brother of your archenemy. I mean, best friend.
1181
01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:11,317
Hey! I have to rent a tux.
1182
01:04:11,395 --> 01:04:13,454
You're coming with me. Come on.
1183
01:04:13,530 --> 01:04:15,464
- Um, okay.
- Come on.
1184
01:04:15,532 --> 01:04:20,333
I'm a little surprised. I would have thought
a big magazine writer would have his own tux.
1185
01:04:34,484 --> 01:04:38,443
How you doing, Em? Hmm?
How you feeling?
1186
01:04:38,522 --> 01:04:41,719
Um, feel fine.
1187
01:04:42,993 --> 01:04:44,927
Fine's not really a feeling though.
1188
01:04:44,995 --> 01:04:47,691
Fine's a feeling.
1189
01:04:47,764 --> 01:04:49,789
""I feel fine.'' You could say that.
People say that.
1190
01:04:49,867 --> 01:04:52,165
Yeah, sure. You can say that.
1191
01:04:53,337 --> 01:04:56,170
Okay. It's, like-
1192
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,401
[ Sighs ]
Things are crazy with the wedding.
1193
01:04:58,475 --> 01:05:02,809
And there are all these details
and... I don't know.
1194
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,475
I had this idea of how
it was gonna be in my head, and-
1195
01:05:08,252 --> 01:05:11,779
- And it's not as much fun as that.
- Mm-hmm.
1196
01:05:11,855 --> 01:05:14,585
[ Crying ]
And I don't know why.
1197
01:05:16,994 --> 01:05:19,485
But mostly, I am fine.
1198
01:05:21,431 --> 01:05:23,797
[ Sighs ]
Let's fix your tie. I can't look at a tie like this.
1199
01:05:23,867 --> 01:05:28,031
- Yeah. Change the subject.
- This doesn't look right without a tie.
1200
01:05:28,105 --> 01:05:30,403
I'm gonna go with a clip-on
'cause I can't figure this out.
1201
01:05:30,474 --> 01:05:33,102
- You have no patience.
- Really?
1202
01:05:33,176 --> 01:05:35,110
Mm-mmm.
1203
01:05:37,314 --> 01:05:39,475
Kind of think I wait
around too long.
1204
01:05:44,321 --> 01:05:46,482
Hey, let me buy you a cup of coffee.
1205
01:05:46,556 --> 01:05:50,014
Oh, um, I-I can't.
I'm late for, um-
1206
01:05:50,093 --> 01:05:52,425
But I'll call you.
1207
01:05:52,496 --> 01:05:56,865
Um, when I'm not-You-That-
You look, um, you look really-
1208
01:05:56,934 --> 01:06:01,268
You're gonna make a very
handsome bride ""giver-awayer.''
1209
01:06:01,338 --> 01:06:04,171
Thank you.
1210
01:06:04,241 --> 01:06:06,300
And, Em, you're gonna make
a beautiful bride. Really.
1211
01:06:07,711 --> 01:06:09,941
- Yeah?
- Yeah: I always thought so:
1212
01:06:10,013 --> 01:06:12,481
Thanks. Bye.
1213
01:06:19,556 --> 01:06:22,923
[ Snoring ]
1214
01:06:38,308 --> 01:06:43,041
[ Marion Narrating ] Despite it all,
when morning broke on that sixth ofjune:::
1215
01:06:43,113 --> 01:06:46,514
it was the perfect day for a wedding:
1216
01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:48,517
Well, two weddings:
1217
01:06:48,585 --> 01:06:51,053
T-minus three hours, people.
1218
01:06:51,121 --> 01:06:54,522
Guard your camps, execute your duties,
and we may make it out of here alive.
1219
01:06:54,591 --> 01:06:56,718
Incoming, people.
1220
01:07:01,565 --> 01:07:03,533
Roses for Lerner.
Peonies for Allan.
1221
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,000
- Has the Allan officiant reported for duty yet?
- Yes, he has.
1222
01:07:06,069 --> 01:07:07,229
- Linens for Lerner?
- Yes:
1223
01:07:07,304 --> 01:07:08,703
Excellent.
1224
01:07:08,772 --> 01:07:12,765
Let's move, people.
This is not a dress rehearsal.
1225
01:07:12,843 --> 01:07:15,539
Amazing. You can't even
see the blue anymore.
1226
01:07:15,612 --> 01:07:17,546
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Knocking ]
1227
01:07:21,184 --> 01:07:24,085
Oh, Liv.
1228
01:07:24,154 --> 01:07:27,851
My God, you're the most
beautiful bride I have ever seen.
1229
01:07:27,924 --> 01:07:29,721
[ Sighs ]
Thank you.
1230
01:07:29,793 --> 01:07:32,887
- [ Beeps ]
- Oh, uh, excuse me a sec.
1231
01:07:35,032 --> 01:07:36,966
She's so weird.
1232
01:07:38,135 --> 01:07:41,468
God, I'm so nervous.
I don't know why.
1233
01:07:41,538 --> 01:07:44,769
- Is the veil supposed to go like that?
- Yes. Why?
1234
01:07:44,841 --> 01:07:47,605
Oh, no. You look fine.
1235
01:07:47,677 --> 01:07:53,343
You know, honestly, the pressure
we put on brides these days to look perfect.
1236
01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:55,715
It's just ridiculous.
1237
01:07:55,786 --> 01:08:00,689
You don't have to look your most beautiful
on your wedding day. Okay, everybody?
1238
01:08:00,757 --> 01:08:03,225
Mom!
[ Chuckles ]
1239
01:08:03,293 --> 01:08:05,227
You know, if you want my opinion-
1240
01:08:05,295 --> 01:08:08,594
You know what, Deb? I don't.
I don't want your opinion.
1241
01:08:08,665 --> 01:08:11,498
Wh-What?
1242
01:08:11,568 --> 01:08:15,095
Deb, I have been dealing
with versions of you my whole life...
1243
01:08:15,172 --> 01:08:17,106
and I'm gonna tell you something...
1244
01:08:17,174 --> 01:08:19,142
that I should've told myself
a long time ago.
1245
01:08:19,209 --> 01:08:20,870
Sometimes it's about me, okay?
1246
01:08:20,944 --> 01:08:24,004
Not all the time, but every once
in a while it's my time. Like today.
1247
01:08:24,081 --> 01:08:26,174
If you're not okay with that,
feel free to go.
1248
01:08:26,249 --> 01:08:28,809
But if you stay,
you have to do your job:
1249
01:08:28,885 --> 01:08:32,480
And that means smiling and talking
about my bridal beauty...
1250
01:08:32,556 --> 01:08:34,524
and, most importantly,
not making it about you.
1251
01:08:34,591 --> 01:08:36,525
Okay? Can you do that?
1252
01:08:36,593 --> 01:08:39,027
Yes, I'd like to.
1253
01:08:39,096 --> 01:08:41,360
Then we're good.
1254
01:08:41,431 --> 01:08:44,025
Harpist is Allan. Quartet is Lerner.
1255
01:08:44,101 --> 01:08:47,127
How many times
do I have to repeat myself?
1256
01:08:47,204 --> 01:08:49,365
[ Clears Throat ]
1257
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:53,239
- Check on the grooms' status
and man your battle stations.
- Okay.
1258
01:08:53,310 --> 01:08:55,437
If you're about to jump ship
from one wedding...
1259
01:08:55,512 --> 01:08:57,742
let someone else know
so we can create a diversion.
1260
01:08:57,814 --> 01:09:01,250
- Okay.
- I'm going to Liv's ceremony and
Emma's reception. More booze.
1261
01:09:01,318 --> 01:09:04,253
I'm gonna do a quick head count of
the hot drunk single guys and then choose.
1262
01:09:04,321 --> 01:09:07,256
- Good call.
- Allan. Lerner.
1263
01:09:08,692 --> 01:09:11,627
- Hey, Mr. Allan. How are you?
- [ Chuckles ]
1264
01:09:11,695 --> 01:09:14,027
- I'm good, bud. How're you?
- Big day, huh?
1265
01:09:14,097 --> 01:09:15,655
Yes. Yes, it is.
1266
01:09:15,732 --> 01:09:18,792
I caught a glimpse of Emma when
I was scouting out the enemy camp.
1267
01:09:18,869 --> 01:09:21,497
- [ Chuckles ]
- She is beautiful, sir.
1268
01:09:21,571 --> 01:09:23,505
Thank you, Nathan.
1269
01:09:23,573 --> 01:09:25,507
Listen, you think I could have
a word with your sister?
1270
01:09:25,575 --> 01:09:28,806
- Not about the-the fight, about something else.
- Oh, yeah. Sure.
1271
01:09:28,879 --> 01:09:31,473
[ Women Chattering ]
1272
01:09:32,582 --> 01:09:34,516
- Liv.
- [ Chuckles ]
1273
01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:38,042
Hi! Mr. Allan!
1274
01:09:38,121 --> 01:09:40,749
Oh, Liv.
1275
01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:44,389
Wow. Your mom and dad
would be so proud.
1276
01:09:44,461 --> 01:09:47,658
- Thank you.
- Of both of you.
1277
01:09:47,731 --> 01:09:49,824
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
1278
01:09:49,900 --> 01:09:53,063
I just want to pass on a blessing
from our generation.
1279
01:09:53,136 --> 01:09:56,435
Not just from myself but from...
1280
01:09:58,041 --> 01:10:03,411
f-from my dear friends who would've
given anything to be here today.
1281
01:10:04,481 --> 01:10:07,109
- Good luck, sweetheart.
- Oh.
1282
01:10:07,184 --> 01:10:09,311
- Nate.
- Mr. Allan, thank you.
1283
01:10:09,386 --> 01:10:10,785
- Good to see you.
- All right.
1284
01:10:10,854 --> 01:10:13,345
You too.
1285
01:10:13,423 --> 01:10:17,587
Such a good man.
Emma's so much like him.
1286
01:10:17,661 --> 01:10:22,621
So, according to Ms. St. Claire,
you are allowed one weak nip...
1287
01:10:22,699 --> 01:10:24,633
before the wedding,
to sort of steady the nerves.
1288
01:10:24,701 --> 01:10:28,228
- So we have scotch-
- Okay. Scotch is good.
1289
01:10:28,305 --> 01:10:30,273
We have vodka and tequila.
1290
01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:32,570
Tequila, tequila?
Tequila! Tequila!
1291
01:10:32,642 --> 01:10:35,270
- Kevin! Tequila.
- Tequila's so trashy.
1292
01:10:35,345 --> 01:10:38,781
- No, no, no. Kevin. Kevin, listen to me.
- You don't even like tequila.
1293
01:10:38,848 --> 01:10:41,282
You take this to Marion.
You tell her I switched the DVD's.
1294
01:10:41,351 --> 01:10:43,285
She needs to play this
when Emma walks down the aisle.
1295
01:10:43,353 --> 01:10:45,480
I thought we were rising
above this sort of thing.
1296
01:10:45,555 --> 01:10:48,353
We are, which is why I need you
to do this for me right now. Hurry!
1297
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,628
[ Sighs ]
1298
01:10:54,731 --> 01:10:56,665
You'll thank me one day.
1299
01:10:56,733 --> 01:10:58,963
- [ Knocking ]
- I'll go get that.
1300
01:10:59,035 --> 01:11:00,559
- That's very helpful.
- Okay:
1301
01:11:00,637 --> 01:11:01,626
Thank you.
1302
01:11:01,705 --> 01:11:04,333
Oh, my God. It's your parents.
1303
01:11:04,407 --> 01:11:07,604
Come on in: Look,
isn't she a bridal beauty?
1304
01:11:07,677 --> 01:11:11,078
She sure is: Oh, my gosh:
1305
01:11:11,147 --> 01:11:14,844
- Oh, wow, Mom.
- Oh, my God! Is that my dress?
1306
01:11:14,918 --> 01:11:17,614
- [ Chuckles ]
- Are you happy?
1307
01:11:17,687 --> 01:11:19,621
I'm happy if you're happy.
1308
01:11:19,689 --> 01:11:22,886
Sweetheart, you could get married
in a brown paper bag, I wouldn't care.
1309
01:11:22,959 --> 01:11:25,826
This is your day.
1310
01:11:27,897 --> 01:11:30,923
Oh, boy, I need a tissue.
1311
01:11:31,001 --> 01:11:34,334
- Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry.
- You're gonna screw up your makeup, honey.
1312
01:11:34,404 --> 01:11:37,840
I found this when we moved
to Boca, and I saved it.
1313
01:11:37,907 --> 01:11:41,172
- Dad. What is it?
- I knew there'd come a day to give it to you.
1314
01:11:44,581 --> 01:11:47,982
Go ahead: Open it:
1315
01:11:54,891 --> 01:11:57,655
In case you need
something old or blue.
1316
01:12:00,030 --> 01:12:01,964
It's really Liv's.
1317
01:12:02,032 --> 01:12:04,865
Well, something borrowed then.
1318
01:12:13,643 --> 01:12:15,577
Daddy, I need to see her.
1319
01:12:15,645 --> 01:12:18,705
- I think she feels the same way.
- [ Knocking ]
1320
01:12:18,782 --> 01:12:21,080
I'll get that.
1321
01:12:24,287 --> 01:12:26,755
Oh, it's Marion.
1322
01:12:26,823 --> 01:12:30,384
Uh, places, people.
We're on in two.
1323
01:12:30,460 --> 01:12:33,918
Marion, could I just run
down the hallway for a second?
1324
01:12:33,997 --> 01:12:39,162
Emma, you are the most beautiful bride
I have ever seen. Ready.
1325
01:12:39,235 --> 01:12:42,204
- Bride one, walking. Bride one, walking.
- Oh.
1326
01:12:48,712 --> 01:12:51,374
#I was a little girl #
1327
01:12:51,448 --> 01:12:54,849
#Alone in my little world #
1328
01:12:54,918 --> 01:12:59,287
- # Who dreamed of a little home for me #
- It's time.
1329
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:04,689
#I played pretend
between the trees #
1330
01:13:04,761 --> 01:13:07,958
#And fed my houseguests
bark and leaves #
1331
01:13:08,031 --> 01:13:12,491
#And laughed in
my pretty bed of green #
1332
01:13:13,703 --> 01:13:16,900
#I had a dream #
1333
01:13:16,973 --> 01:13:19,533
# That I could fly #
1334
01:13:19,609 --> 01:13:23,602
#From the highest swing #
1335
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:26,012
#I had a dream #
1336
01:13:34,624 --> 01:13:38,492
#Ooh ##
1337
01:13:56,646 --> 01:13:58,773
[ Man ]
Ma'am:
1338
01:14:13,263 --> 01:14:14,855
- Oh, my God.
- Okay. Okay.
1339
01:14:14,931 --> 01:14:17,627
- I'm getting married.
- Yeah. Are you happy?
1340
01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:19,691
Uh-
1341
01:14:19,769 --> 01:14:22,738
[ Walkie Beeps ] When I get
visual confirmation on bride one walking:::
1342
01:14:22,806 --> 01:14:24,774
give video a five count and roll.
1343
01:14:24,841 --> 01:14:27,935
- ##[ Harpist Rlays ""Bridal Chorus'']
- And ready:
1344
01:14:29,579 --> 01:14:31,513
Walk:
1345
01:14:48,865 --> 01:14:52,631
[ Emma's Voice]
I'm in Acapulco, babyI Spring breakI
1346
01:14:52,702 --> 01:14:57,230
I'm here with Miguel.
1347
01:14:58,475 --> 01:14:59,635
[ Gasps ]
1348
01:14:59,709 --> 01:15:02,075
I love spring breakI
I want to danceI
1349
01:15:02,145 --> 01:15:05,911
[ Women ]
Go, EmmaI Go, EmmaI
1350
01:15:05,982 --> 01:15:08,712
[ Women Cheering ]
1351
01:15:08,785 --> 01:15:11,413
- I love being EmmaI
- I-
1352
01:15:22,265 --> 01:15:26,258
[ Screams ]
1353
01:15:26,336 --> 01:15:28,270
We've been hit.
Repeat, we've been hit.
1354
01:15:44,287 --> 01:15:47,188
- [ Liv ] EmmaI
- [ Screaming ]
1355
01:15:47,257 --> 01:15:49,384
[ Liv ]
Let me tell you something about that tapeI
1356
01:15:49,459 --> 01:15:55,420
God, you swore! You swore
you'd never show that to anyone.
1357
01:15:56,699 --> 01:15:59,634
Just... let them go.
1358
01:15:59,702 --> 01:16:00,794
Emma!
1359
01:16:00,870 --> 01:16:03,236
Bring it on!
1360
01:16:03,306 --> 01:16:06,707
[ Liv ]
EmmaI I don't want to fightI
1361
01:16:06,776 --> 01:16:10,906
- Let me just tell you something!
- I don't want to fight!
1362
01:16:12,015 --> 01:16:14,984
It's over. I can't do this anymore.
1363
01:16:16,653 --> 01:16:19,588
I can't do this anymore:
1364
01:16:22,759 --> 01:16:24,693
[ Sighs ]
1365
01:16:30,133 --> 01:16:32,658
Thank God.
1366
01:17:18,548 --> 01:17:21,142
I'm fine.
1367
01:17:21,217 --> 01:17:23,151
[ Reople Murmuring ]
1368
01:17:23,219 --> 01:17:25,983
[ Whispering ] Emma, what the hell
are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
1369
01:17:26,055 --> 01:17:28,148
You just ruined our wedding.
You happy now?
1370
01:17:28,224 --> 01:17:31,523
Your friend? History. 'Cause she's a bad
influence on you, and she always has been.
1371
01:17:31,594 --> 01:17:34,188
Judging by that DVD, you're
a lot more like her than I thought.
1372
01:17:34,263 --> 01:17:37,391
- Good. I hope so.
- What?
1373
01:17:37,467 --> 01:17:40,561
Fletcher, you've been
my friend for 1 0 years.
1374
01:17:40,637 --> 01:17:43,970
I need you to be my friend now
and tell me the truth.
1375
01:17:45,408 --> 01:17:48,309
You're in love with a girl
that you met 1 0 years ago.
1376
01:17:48,378 --> 01:17:51,745
Hey, what's the matter with that? Huh?
1377
01:17:51,814 --> 01:17:55,147
She's not here anymore.
1378
01:17:57,153 --> 01:18:00,850
I don't want to spend
the rest of my life fighting, Fletch.
1379
01:18:00,923 --> 01:18:02,857
Or caving.
1380
01:18:04,093 --> 01:18:06,027
Neither do you.
1381
01:18:10,833 --> 01:18:14,200
We're different.
We want different things.
1382
01:18:18,141 --> 01:18:20,371
You know that's true, don't you?
1383
01:18:25,581 --> 01:18:27,515
I knew.
1384
01:18:49,138 --> 01:18:51,072
Good-bye.
1385
01:18:54,444 --> 01:18:57,242
Oh, my God. Emma.
1386
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:07,546
I'm fine.
1387
01:19:07,623 --> 01:19:10,387
This is all my fault.
That video was never supposed to happen.
1388
01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:14,055
I mean, it was supposed to
happen, but I canceled it: I thought I did:
1389
01:19:14,130 --> 01:19:17,258
'Cause I could never do that to you.
Emma, you're my best friend.
1390
01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:20,097
Oh, this fighting is so dumb:
1391
01:19:23,072 --> 01:19:26,132
I'm so sorry about everything.
1392
01:19:29,078 --> 01:19:32,741
I'm sorry... too.
1393
01:19:32,815 --> 01:19:35,443
I'm so sorry.
1394
01:19:37,386 --> 01:19:40,947
If I ruined it for you,
I don't want it anymore.
1395
01:19:41,023 --> 01:19:45,983
If Fletcher and I were perfect
for each other, then...
1396
01:19:47,063 --> 01:19:50,931
we'd be getting married, and we're not.
1397
01:19:54,170 --> 01:19:56,263
Are you crying?
1398
01:19:56,339 --> 01:19:58,432
Yeah. It's like a whole new me.
1399
01:19:58,508 --> 01:20:02,103
And I just- I cry all the time.
1400
01:20:02,178 --> 01:20:06,774
- I'm kind of a basket case.
- No, Liv, I didn't want that. I'm sorry.
1401
01:20:06,849 --> 01:20:09,511
No. No, you were right.
1402
01:20:09,585 --> 01:20:12,884
I don't have to have it
constantly together all the time.
1403
01:20:13,956 --> 01:20:18,393
It's like... this huge wake-up call.
1404
01:20:18,461 --> 01:20:21,589
And I'm kind of stumbling around
a little bit, but...
1405
01:20:22,799 --> 01:20:24,858
I'm awake.
1406
01:20:27,236 --> 01:20:29,830
Will you stand up there with me?
1407
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,304
Where else would I be?
1408
01:20:41,717 --> 01:20:45,847
Reset, people. Reset.
1409
01:20:56,899 --> 01:21:00,528
Oh, I almost forgot something.
1410
01:21:00,603 --> 01:21:05,336
Oh, my God. Em?
Where did you find that?
1411
01:21:05,408 --> 01:21:07,342
Two little girls saved it for us.
1412
01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:12,372
Come on.
1413
01:21:36,706 --> 01:21:38,196
[ Laughing, Cheering ]
1414
01:21:38,441 --> 01:21:40,500
Hi.
1415
01:21:40,576 --> 01:21:44,808
- Hey. Are you single?
- Uh, yeah.
1416
01:21:44,881 --> 01:21:47,543
- Are you straight?
- I don't like labels.
1417
01:21:50,519 --> 01:21:53,181
So sorry to hear about your divorce.
1418
01:21:53,256 --> 01:21:55,918
Why? It was only my first.
1419
01:21:55,992 --> 01:21:58,893
And next time, I'm definitely
getting married at the Plaza.
1420
01:21:58,961 --> 01:22:04,490
# You treated me so kind
I'm about to lose my mind #
1421
01:22:04,567 --> 01:22:08,264
- # You made me so #
- # Very happy #
1422
01:22:09,338 --> 01:22:10,600
- Do you wanna dance?
- Yes.
1423
01:22:10,673 --> 01:22:13,335
- Let's go.
- Okay.
1424
01:22:20,816 --> 01:22:23,216
Um-
1425
01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:27,222
No, baby. Baby,
let it happen on its own.
1426
01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:32,455
Uh-oh. Did I make a horrible mistake and
marry someone who's smarter than I am?
1427
01:22:35,932 --> 01:22:37,866
[ Marion Narrating ]
It was quite a wedding:
1428
01:22:37,934 --> 01:22:40,903
And as I stood there watching:::
1429
01:22:40,970 --> 01:22:44,963
I realized something
I'd forgotten a long time ago:
1430
01:22:45,041 --> 01:22:50,809
#You made me so very happy ##
1431
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:56,341
Sometimes in life there really are
bonds formed that can never be broken:
1432
01:22:57,620 --> 01:23:01,989
Sometimes,you really can
find that one person:::
1433
01:23:02,058 --> 01:23:05,494
who will stand by you
no matter what:
1434
01:23:05,561 --> 01:23:10,624
Maybe you'll find it in a spouse
and celebrate it with your dream wedding:
1435
01:23:12,034 --> 01:23:14,002
But there's also the chance:::
1436
01:23:14,070 --> 01:23:18,734
that the one person
you can count on for a lifetime-
1437
01:23:18,808 --> 01:23:21,333
the one person who knows you:::
1438
01:23:21,410 --> 01:23:24,379
sometimes better
than you know yourself-
1439
01:23:24,447 --> 01:23:29,646
is the same person who's been
standing beside you all along:
1440
01:23:40,763 --> 01:23:44,028
- Wow! You look great.
- Hello. Oh, my God. You look great.
1441
01:23:45,868 --> 01:23:48,428
Well, how was it?
How was the vacation?
1442
01:23:48,504 --> 01:23:50,938
- It was amazing.
- I want to know everything about it.
1443
01:23:51,007 --> 01:23:52,770
Actually, I don't.
You married my brother. That's weird.
1444
01:23:52,842 --> 01:23:54,605
So I don't want
to know anything, ever.
1445
01:23:56,545 --> 01:23:58,740
Should we toast? To marriage?
1446
01:23:58,814 --> 01:24:01,374
Um, actually, I'm not drinking.
1447
01:24:04,754 --> 01:24:07,746
Neither am I.
1448
01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:11,222
[ Together]
Are you pregnant?
1449
01:24:11,293 --> 01:24:12,624
- When are-
- Me too. March third.
1450
01:24:12,695 --> 01:24:15,562
[ Together]
When're you due? March third.
1451
01:24:18,401 --> 01:24:20,767
- [ Shrieking ]
- #Do you believe in love #
1452
01:24:20,836 --> 01:24:23,236
# Yes, I believe in love #
1453
01:24:23,305 --> 01:24:26,832
- #I believe it's because I've tried #
- #Do, do, do #
1454
01:24:26,909 --> 01:24:30,970
#And if you know anything
'Bout loving anyone #
1455
01:24:31,047 --> 01:24:34,744
#Somehow you got to be satisfied #
1456
01:24:34,817 --> 01:24:36,910
#Oh, but don't go changin'#
1457
01:24:36,986 --> 01:24:39,011
#At least not for me, baby #
1458
01:24:39,088 --> 01:24:42,785
#I'm doin'what I gotta do, ooh #
1459
01:24:42,858 --> 01:24:44,792
#I'll be fine #
1460
01:24:44,860 --> 01:24:46,828
#Find a way to pass the time #
1461
01:24:46,896 --> 01:24:49,831
# While I sit here
waiting on you #
1462
01:24:49,899 --> 01:24:51,833
#Oh, listen #
1463
01:24:51,901 --> 01:24:57,305
#But as soon
as you get the chance, baby #
1464
01:24:57,373 --> 01:24:59,307
# You've got to #
1465
01:24:59,375 --> 01:25:03,004
- #Love me #
- #Love me, baby #
1466
01:25:03,079 --> 01:25:06,276
- #Rlease #
- #Do, do, do #
1467
01:25:06,348 --> 01:25:10,751
- #Say you love me #
- #Love me, baby #
1468
01:25:10,820 --> 01:25:14,085
- #Rretty please #
- #just once #
1469
01:25:14,156 --> 01:25:19,253
#Know it's hard out there #
1470
01:25:19,328 --> 01:25:22,297
- #I can imagine how #
- #Do, do, do #
1471
01:25:22,364 --> 01:25:26,994
# Who you are in here #
1472
01:25:27,069 --> 01:25:30,402
- #See I can imagine now #
- #Do, do, do #
1473
01:25:30,473 --> 01:25:32,464
# Why can't reality #
1474
01:25:32,541 --> 01:25:35,101
# You don't ever have to be #
1475
01:25:35,177 --> 01:25:38,669
#Able to read my mind, ooh #
1476
01:25:38,747 --> 01:25:42,808
#I can hardly walk
without burning up #
1477
01:25:42,885 --> 01:25:45,581
#So I might as well start alive #
1478
01:25:47,623 --> 01:25:53,220
#just as soon as you get a chance #
1479
01:25:53,295 --> 01:25:55,229
#Darlin'#
1480
01:25:55,297 --> 01:25:58,755
- #Love me #
- #Love me, baby #
1481
01:25:58,834 --> 01:26:02,201
- #Rlease #
- #Do, do, do #
1482
01:26:02,271 --> 01:26:06,401
- #Say you love me #
- #Love me, baby #
1483
01:26:06,475 --> 01:26:10,002
- #Rretty please #
- #Do, do #
1484
01:26:10,079 --> 01:26:14,914
# Why, tell me why
you wanna treat me so bad #
1485
01:26:14,984 --> 01:26:16,918
# When you know I love you #
1486
01:26:16,986 --> 01:26:18,920
#Darlin: don't you know #
1487
01:26:18,988 --> 01:26:23,049
#I'm giving you the best lovin'
you've ever had #
1488
01:26:23,125 --> 01:26:25,252
#No one else for you #
1489
01:26:25,327 --> 01:26:27,261
- #just as soon #
- #just as soon #
1490
01:26:27,329 --> 01:26:29,320
- #just as soon #
- #just as soon #
1491
01:26:29,398 --> 01:26:31,423
- #just as soon #
- #just as soon #
1492
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,627
- #just as soon #
- #just as soon #
1493
01:26:34,904 --> 01:26:38,567
- #Love me #
- #Love me, baby #
1494
01:26:38,641 --> 01:26:42,042
- #Rlease #
- #Do, do, do #
1495
01:26:42,111 --> 01:26:46,377
- #Say you love me #
- #Love me, baby #
1496
01:26:46,448 --> 01:26:50,578
- #Rretty please #
- #Do, do #
1497
01:26:50,653 --> 01:26:56,614
#Say, won't you come love me
Rretty, pretty please #
1498
01:26:56,692 --> 01:26:58,660
#Do, do, do #
1499
01:26:58,727 --> 01:27:02,060
#Said if you got the time, baby #
1500
01:27:02,131 --> 01:27:04,793
#Come and spend it with me ##