2 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,612 The story begins right here on this bus. 3 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,115 Line 144. The same route I took every day. 4 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:22,369 - Yee-ha! But this day was different. 5 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:27,416 Something was about to happen that would change my life forever. 6 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:31,670 First, let me tell you how things were... before all this. 7 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,013 Didn't have all that much growing up. 8 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,307 Just me... 9 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:44,975 ...my mom... 10 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,727 ...my dad... 11 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,063 ...and 60 acres of farmland. 12 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,483 I lived a simple life. 13 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:58,280 But sometimes, the simplest things are the best things. 14 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,119 Like going undefeated my senior year 15 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:08,791 and winning the state championship off my corner route in the end zone. 16 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:18,842 Or falling in love with Lindsay, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 17 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,428 Can't you just tell them that you changed your mind? 18 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:27,184 I can't do that, baby. I already enlisted. 19 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:30,771 Hey... I promise it'll be real quick. 20 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:35,276 I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna take care of business and I'll be right back. 21 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,610 You have my word. 22 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,363 Promise? 23 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,448 I promise. 24 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:47,204 Then suddenly, things weren't so simple any more. 25 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,898 I headed off to Vietnam to fight for my country. 26 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:19,653 I spent seven years there, six of them in the jungle... 27 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,156 ...and one year in a POW camp. 28 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,497 Is that all you got, pendejos? 29 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,919 Probably would have stayed longer, too... 30 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,380 Man down! 31 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,382 ...if I hadn't gotten shot. 32 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:56,648 But throughout it all, the only thing that kept me going 33 00:05:56,815 --> 00:06:00,819 was knowing that I was gonna see Lindsay again. 34 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,497 Mommy, I'm hungry.! 35 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,417 Mommy, can you make us lunch? 36 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:24,134 I figured I'd apply to the police academy. 37 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,429 It made sense with my military experience. 38 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:45,739 I felt lost. Didn't know where I fit in any more. 39 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,701 So what type of business experience do you have? 40 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:54,456 Well... not much experience, really, to be honest. 41 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:55,916 Since I graduated high school, 42 00:06:56,083 --> 00:07:00,087 I've been in active combat duty serving my country. 43 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,798 That really took up most of my time. 44 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:07,344 We're really in the market for a college graduate. 45 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,556 You didn't happen to take advantage of the GI Bill? 46 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:17,563 Actually, I have just been informed the position was filled. 47 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:22,192 I soon realized that no one was willing to give me a chance. 48 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,781 I had to create an opportunity for myself. 49 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,576 Thank you, sir, I appreciate your business. God bless. 50 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:31,743 - How are you, sir? - Good, good. 51 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:35,581 What can I get for you? One? All right. Ketchup? Mustard? 52 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,374 Beautiful day, huh? 53 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,461 All right. There we go. 54 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,045 Here's your change, sir. 55 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,176 God bless you. Have a nice day. 56 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,810 While I was creating that opportunity... 57 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,354 ...life somehow slipped away from me. 58 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:30,260 One, two, three, go! 59 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,973 But life has a way of kicking you in the ass every once in a while. 60 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:38,894 And on this day, it kicked me pretty hard. 61 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,733 Yee-ha! 62 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,660 Hey, old man, you mind moving? We gotta sit together. 63 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,455 Hey! Old fucker! 64 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,415 You deaf? I'm talking to you. 65 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,293 Move that geriatric ass before I kick it. 66 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,713 How about you just leave me alone? 67 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,091 Ooh! 68 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,802 - You believe this guy? 69 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:15,264 You got balls, old man. That's respectable. 70 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,391 But now you're wasting my time, 71 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:20,143 so why don't you get the fuck out of my seat? 72 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:27,150 You crazy fucking spear chucker. 73 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:33,490 There's two seats in back. Take 'em. But leave him alone. 74 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,327 Are you fucking kidding me? 75 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,167 Stand up, asshole. 76 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,752 I don't want any trouble. Leave me alone. 77 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,547 I can kick your ass while you're sitting down or while you're standing up. 78 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:49,715 It's your call. 79 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,842 - Fuck his shit up, Raymond! - Yeah. 80 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:05,564 I told you I didn't wanna fight. I fucking told you! 81 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:10,152 Since that day, nothing's been the same. 82 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,083 Holy shit. 83 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,511 That's awesome! 84 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,272 Man, this old guy's bad ass. 85 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,567 Miller, Steve-O, come over here. Come take a look at this. 86 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,447 He's a senior citizen, he's been given the name "Bad Ass" 87 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:59,159 and he's a huge hit on the Web right now. He gives people hope. 88 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,870 There's even a T-shirt with his face on it. 89 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,919 All of a sudden, people started caring about me. 90 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,924 I started fitting in again. People wanted to be with me. 91 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,469 Cops were even taking me on drive-alongs. 92 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,724 It's like I'm this famous guy or something. 93 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:26,228 That's been the weird part. It's taken some getting used to. 94 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:29,856 Now you've been deemed a hero, Mr. Vega. 95 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:34,111 How does that make you feel, especially at your age? 96 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,948 Well, I don't think I'm a hero. I'm just a guy... 97 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:42,452 ...making $500 a month on disability, trying to fit in. 98 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,372 You must be very proud of your son, Mrs. Vega. 99 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:49,501 Oh, you'd better believe it. I am always proud of my boy. 100 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,962 If this world had more people like my son... 101 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:58,051 I love you... 102 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,594 Mom! 103 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,055 This boy. 104 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,141 She's not biased or nothing. 105 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,600 My son. 106 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:23,326 And none has mastery over the day of death. 107 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:27,664 For the Lord of all shows no partiality, 108 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,459 nor does he fear greatness, 109 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:35,005 for He Himself made the great as well as the small. 110 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,341 He provides for all equally... 111 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:43,805 ...and the dust shall return to the earth from whence it came... 112 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:49,686 ...and the life breath return to the Lord who gaveth it. 113 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:57,778 All right. It's gonna be all right, man. It's gonna be all right, Biscuit. 114 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,822 It's your mama, I know. 115 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:09,581 From the last will and testament, dated February 15, 2010: 116 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:14,211 "I, Juanita Lupe Vega, bequeath my china pattern, 117 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,839 stainless steel cutlery, and Ginsu knives to my favorite charity, 118 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,467 the Church of Latter Day Angel. 119 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:26,223 And to my boy, Frank, whom I loved with all my heart till the day I died, 120 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,017 I leave you my house, my jewelry, my wardrobe... " 121 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,393 - Hey. 122 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,812 "...and of course, 123 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,773 my beloved dog, Baxter." - What are you doing? 124 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,693 - You robbing houses now, Vega? - A man's gotta make a living some way. 125 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,490 My condolences about your mom. 126 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,743 The boys at the station, they send their best. 127 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,371 - I appreciate that. - We got you this. 128 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,508 - I didn't know how good-looking I was. - Yeah, me neither. 129 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,511 Hey, if you need anything, give me a call. 130 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,223 - Thanks, bro. - All right, brother. Call me. 131 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,563 "Bad Ass." 132 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:16,940 Come on, Baxter. 133 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:20,777 My administration has organized a new initiative, 134 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,905 which we are calling "Operation Street Cleaning. " 135 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:27,325 We've also enhanced and increased local law enforcement, 136 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:32,122 in order to rid our neighborhoods of crime and gang-related activity. 137 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:36,793 It is the top priority of this administration to return our city 138 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,337 back to the safety it once knew. 139 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:44,009 Boy, what you carrying in this box? A dead body and a watermelon? 140 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,721 - No, that's my entertainment library. - Entertainment? 141 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,224 Behind the Green Horse. Is that new? 142 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,643 - You haven't seen that? - No. 143 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,938 - Check that out tonight. - Oh, I just might do that. 144 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,154 You know what? All this moving is making me thirsty. We bring any beer? 145 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,990 You're in charge of beer. I'm in charge of entertainment. 146 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,746 Man, I know there's something around here somewhere. 147 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:18,168 We, ladies and gentlemen, are going to unite, 148 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:22,422 and make this the strongest and the safest community in this county. 149 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,674 I know my mama wouldn't leave a dry house. 150 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,051 You have my word. 151 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,012 Hoo-ah! 152 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,263 Holy shit. 153 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,682 Biscuit and Klondike gonna have booze tonight. 154 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,729 Yeah. Thank you, Mama. 155 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,816 I was running fast as I could, man. 156 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,860 I mean, that woman kept catching up to me. 157 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,488 I mean, I run the 100-yard dash, for Christ sakes, 158 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,365 trying to get away from this woman. 159 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,784 I've never seen you run so fast in your life. 160 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:55,622 She looked like a hooker to me, man. She came on to me, too. 161 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,083 You know, them Vietnamese are tricky motherfuckers, 162 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,669 making their soldiers look like whores and shit. 163 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:05,173 Klondike, she weighed 200 pounds and had a machine gun strapped on her neck. 164 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,302 It was dark, motherfucker. 165 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,389 I couldn't see shit. I just followed my nose. 166 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,643 My nose led me to pussy and my nose don't discriminate pussy. 167 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,188 Where's Baxter, man? 168 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,108 I thought he would've licked that plate clean by now. 169 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,735 Baxter probably locked himself in the closet again. 170 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,364 What the hell's he doing in there? Ah... 171 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,826 - Rubbing one out, ain't he? 172 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,369 No. 173 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,372 He's probably... He just likes his quiet time like his daddy. 174 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:42,043 Yeah. His daddy. His daddy's a good guy. 175 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,087 Thank you, man. 176 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:49,217 - For what? - For letting me move in with you. 177 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:53,304 You've been there for me the whole time, man. You're a damn good friend. 178 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,724 - I mean that. - Klondike. 179 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,767 You and Baxter are the only family I got. 180 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,437 You saved my life. I owe you. 181 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,605 You know what? 182 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,525 I see... 183 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,404 ...really good changes for you and me, Biscuit. 184 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,283 - Take my word for it. - It's a long time coming. 185 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,120 You know, people talk about having the best days of their lives. 186 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,830 I'm still waiting for mine. 187 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,207 The past 40 years, I've felt like a bouncing ball. 188 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,044 No stability in my life. 189 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:30,133 But... I think the bouncing's slowing down. 190 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,760 I'm turning over a new leaf. 191 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,554 Yeah, I think I'm gonna find the best day of my life. 192 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,641 Here's to finding the best days of our lives, Biscuit. 193 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:40,977 Do me a solid, will you? 194 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:45,774 Put this in your mother's safe deposit box, will you please? 195 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,069 - What the fuck is this? - It's a flash drive. 196 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,612 - A flash drive? - That's right. 197 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,113 I got a lot of important stuff on there. 198 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,032 What, you know all about that computer shit? 199 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:58,119 My ass is trying to learn. And when I learn, I'm gonna teach you. 200 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,622 Nah, not me. I'm not interested. 201 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:04,250 One of these damn days, you're gonna have to step out of the '70s. 202 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,960 No. Uh-uh. 203 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,712 Those were beautiful times. 204 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,507 You didn't have to deal with all this shit. 205 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:15,970 Suicide bombings and taking your shoes off at the airport. 206 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,348 No, you gotta watch it. There's a lot of crazy shit out there. 207 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:22,352 Well, that's what's going on now. We gotta get your ass into this century. 208 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,938 I'm gonna make that my mission while we're living together. 209 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:29,734 Now put that in your mama's safe deposit box, please. 210 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,361 Got it. 211 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,988 OK. All right. 212 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:39,702 Oh, shit. I'm out of smokes, man. I'm gonna go out. 213 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:43,164 You know, my mom left a brand-new carton of Newports right there in the kitchen. 214 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:47,210 I don't wanna smoke that menthol shit. I'm gonna go get me my Camels. 215 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,295 Yeah. 216 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,465 Oh, son of a... 217 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,802 - OK? - Don't go stepping on no landmine, huh? 218 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,721 You watch out for the machine guns. 219 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,360 To Baxter and Klondike. 220 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,845 Ooh... OK, gonna call her back. 221 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,648 Hey! 222 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,196 What's happening, Sebastian? Terence? 223 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,781 You're a hard man to find, Klondike. 224 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,618 What, you don't answer your cell phone any more? 225 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,622 Ah, sh... What can I tell ya, man? Look here, the ringer's turned off. 226 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,207 What can I tell ya? 227 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,333 See what I'm saying? 228 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:12,128 My man here got jokes. You doing some stand-up now? 229 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,963 You know what we want, gramps. 230 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:16,758 Give it up. 231 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,677 I'm drawing a blank, you know what I'm saying? 232 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,262 Yeah, yeah. 233 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,681 You still having a tough time remembering now, motherfucker? 234 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,266 Whoa, whoa! 235 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,685 I got the goddamn thing right here, man. 236 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,879 You had to do it the hard way. 237 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,466 - Motherfucker. 238 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,219 Sebastian, leave him! The cops are coming, we gotta go! 239 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,972 - Where is that shit? - Let's get the fuck out of here, c'mon! 240 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,349 Shit! 241 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,352 Just get in the fucking car. 242 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:10,979 - Let's go, come on! 243 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,046 Hello? 244 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,216 Yeah, this is Frank Vega. 245 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:08,328 Frank Vega? Can I get you to sign these releases? 246 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,082 You're that guy from the bus, huh? 247 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:14,917 Yeah, I guess so. 248 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,045 Haven't been beating up on anyone else, have you? 249 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,005 I'm really not a violent guy. 250 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,007 Sorry about your friend. 251 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,010 You're gonna get those scumbags, aren't you? 252 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,095 We're gonna do our best. 253 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,716 That's $12.59. 254 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,593 You know what? I'm a little short. 255 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,762 Can you spot me a couple bucks until tomorrow? 256 00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:10,473 Did you see a Salvation Army sign in front of my store? 257 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,600 You know, I just moved into the neighborhood. 258 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,185 I'll be by tomorrow and pay you the rest. 259 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:17,438 Look, buddy, I can barely pay the rent as it is. 260 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,400 I mean, I got no cash. I'm a hard-working man. 261 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,778 - Besides, I can't be giving stuff away. 262 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:27,240 Nobody move! Give me what's in that register! 263 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,242 Now! Let's go! 264 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,953 - Hey, he don't got no money, man. - Did you say something, old man? 265 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,580 Hey, Why don't you guys just leave? 266 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,000 I ain't going anywhere, old man. 267 00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,371 Oh, Mr. Vega. 268 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,834 We're so sorry about the passing of your friend. 269 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,043 Thank you. 270 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,922 My brother was murdered two blocks away from where your friend was killed. 271 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,883 I'm really sorry to hear that. 272 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:30,178 See, we are never gonna be safe in our own neighborhood. 273 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,722 And no one's doing a damn thing about it. 274 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,724 You know, police are doing everything they can. 275 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:38,436 Fuck, no! We need real help. 276 00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:41,397 Those motherfuckers are as crooked as all hell. 277 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:45,860 I'm sorry, baby. 278 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,407 God bless you, Mr. Vega. 279 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,994 Thank you. Good night, ladies. 280 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:23,898 Why you Mexicans drink that crap? Is that the official drink of the cholo? 281 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:26,317 Well, what should I be drinking? 282 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:30,071 Malt Liquor, ripple, grape soda or Kool-Aid? 283 00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:31,572 Why you have to get all racist and shit? 284 00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:38,538 Oh, shit! You're that Bad Ass dude from the bus, right? 285 00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:41,249 Yeah. 286 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:45,294 You a tough ass geezer. You knocked the hell out that Nazi motherfucker. 287 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,462 Give you props for that. 288 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,506 You know, kid, you got the mouth of a truck driver. 289 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:52,468 - What the fuck you talking about? - What the fuck you talking about? 290 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:56,222 - Is it not cold out here? Huh? - Yeah. 291 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,016 - Yeah. - Then get your ass in the house. 292 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:14,282 Damn. Love thy neighbor. 293 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:27,795 Hey, brother. You should have seen the action out there tonight. 294 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:31,591 - You up for a ride-along? - Not tonight. 295 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:34,760 You're turning down a ride-along? 296 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,431 - I got some shit I gotta do. - Oh, yeah, I can see that. 297 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:42,893 - That bottle? - No, that's a priority. 298 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,145 Oh. 299 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,357 I just came from the liquor store. 300 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,651 Looked like you wiped your ass with those guys. 301 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,946 - Fucking scumbags. - Yeah, I know, Frank. 302 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,824 But you have a penchant for getting involved in these altercations. 303 00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,200 I think it's time for you to chill out. 304 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,119 Violence just seems to follow me. 305 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,622 Yeah, Charles Bronson, I get it. 306 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,081 Just, um... 307 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:06,709 ...scale it back for me. 308 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,297 They find the guys that killed Klondike yet? 309 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,759 They're working on it. 310 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,720 Come on, you know how these things work. 311 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:22,391 There's more homicides than there are investigators. You gotta have patience. 312 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,810 Now that sounds like a crock of shit. 313 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,897 I'll check on it. 314 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:33,194 Meanwhile, I will be swinging by tomorrow and you will ride with me. 315 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:34,945 No excuses, Vega. 316 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,658 Car 245 responding to possible 415. 317 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,660 Additional units requested. 318 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,663 Stevens dumps it in. Norris goes after it. 319 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:45,081 Gets checked at the blue line... 320 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:49,502 - ...the window. And you set it... - And forget it! 321 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,837 And that'll be done in about 40 min... 322 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,924 Within a 24 hour period, local investigators have arrested 323 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:59,136 what seems to be the prime suspect in the Justin Wheely murder case. 324 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,556 Justin was violently beaten and then stabbed to death /ate last night 325 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,517 after he wouldn't give up his wallet. 326 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:07,603 The police chief congratulated the 20 investigators 327 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,731 who worked around the clock to solve this crime. 328 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,150 We're doing the best we can, Mr. Vega. 329 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:16,237 - That's not good enough. - I'm afraid it is. 330 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:19,615 Yeah, I guess it would be if Klondike was a different shade. 331 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:22,201 You'd already probably caught the bastards. 332 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:25,705 - You inferring I'm a racist, Mr. Vega? - Yeah, I am. 333 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,541 In case you haven't noticed, I'm Indian. 334 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,502 You're a wolf in sheep's clothing. You're just part of the system, man. 335 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:34,797 Look, Vega, I understand Mr. Washington was a friend of yours, 336 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,466 but you can't let your emotions get in the way of what we're trying to do here. 337 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,343 Let us do our job, OK? 338 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,762 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to get back to. 339 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,452 Ahh! 340 00:29:06,829 --> 00:29:08,414 Double or nothing, double or nothing. 341 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,082 Ready? 342 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,126 - Get it! Get some! 343 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:15,171 Best out of five, best out of five. 344 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,798 - Come on. 345 00:31:43,444 --> 00:31:46,697 It's from an M9 Beretta. 346 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:51,785 Probably from a 15-round staggered magazine. 347 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:55,623 - Sell any of those lately? - No, man. 348 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:59,919 This is government-issued Armed Forces shit. 349 00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:02,004 I rarely see this stuff. 350 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,174 Any other store around here that does? 351 00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:08,469 I'm pretty much the only game in town, you know? 352 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:10,846 I'd like to keep it that way. 353 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,350 Nice piece of jewelry. 354 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:19,688 If you're interested in selling that... 355 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,815 ...I'd give you $50 for it. 356 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,946 - That your daughter? - No. 357 00:32:28,364 --> 00:32:31,075 I was gonna say it kind of looks like this girl who goes to our church. 358 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:35,204 - You know her? - She's friendly with the wife. 359 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:41,335 - You think this is hers? - Eh, probably her husband's. 360 00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:46,256 He's a... He's a black guy. Good-looking fella. 361 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,884 You know where I could find him? 362 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:53,222 Well, they just live a few blocks over there on Seventh. 363 00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:56,684 There's a yellow pick-up on the front lawn there. 364 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:59,269 - Can't miss it. - Thanks, partner. 365 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:02,648 Hey, man. 366 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:06,402 Be careful. There's a lot of fucking idiots out there. 367 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:21,875 - Yes, can I help you? 368 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,127 Is your husband available? 369 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:26,088 - And who are you? - Uh, I'm a friend of his. 370 00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:29,675 He left this over at my place a couple days ago. 371 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:34,930 You know what? 372 00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:39,768 You go tell that son of a B-I-T-C-H that he's got three kids and a wife 373 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,146 wondering when the hell he's coming home. 374 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:45,649 I don't mean to be nosy, but when's the last time you saw him? 375 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:48,777 I probably saw Terence over a week ago. 376 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:54,116 My girlfriends tell me they see him playing basketball at 22nd Street Park. 377 00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:57,244 He's got kids crying for his daddy, 378 00:33:57,411 --> 00:33:59,955 and he's playing basketball. 379 00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:03,333 Yeah, mi amor, yeah, I know you're hungry. I'll get you something. 380 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,961 You know what, man? I gotta go, OK? 381 00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:11,258 But if you happen to find that C-O-C-K-S-U-C-K-E-R, 382 00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:13,510 tell him to go fuck himself. 383 00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:53,967 - Backdoor, backdoor, backdoor! 384 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,677 Backdoor, backdoor! Hey! 385 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:59,389 - Ball, ball, ball! - Take him backdoor. Backdoor, backdoor! 386 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,850 - God damn it. - Damn! 387 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,313 Anybody know where I can find Terence? 388 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,190 Why don't you ask your mama? 389 00:35:08,357 --> 00:35:10,359 He probably cock slammed her this morning. 390 00:35:10,526 --> 00:35:12,778 Damn! 391 00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:15,989 - Hey, give me the ball, bitch. - I'm gonna ask you one more time. 392 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,699 Anybody know where I can find Terence? 393 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,452 Who the fuck do you think you are, you old motherfucker? 394 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,412 Either give me the ball or I'm gonna kill your ass. 395 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,039 You know, I don't hear too good. 396 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:26,542 I messed up my hearing at a Santana concert in '74. 397 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,460 Step in here so I can hear you. I can't... 398 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,630 You believe this crazy son of a bitch? 399 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,049 Ooh... 400 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:48,480 OK, whoa, wait a minute, man. Calm down, all right? He ain't here, man. 401 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:49,690 - Where is he? - I don't know. 402 00:35:49,857 --> 00:35:52,568 He private with his shit. He run with some boys across town, that's it. 403 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:53,694 Where across town? 404 00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,737 Ask for Renaldo, 85th Street Apartments. 405 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:57,865 He knows where Terence is. 406 00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:01,910 Thank you, fellas. Appreciate your cooperation. All of you. 407 00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:05,873 - Shit. 408 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,416 That was luck. 409 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,638 Oh, Father, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a priest! 410 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,182 You picked the wrong apartment to rob, asshole! 411 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:07,643 Wait, wait, stop, stop! 412 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,686 - I don't wanna rob anybody. 413 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:14,733 - Where's Renaldo? I can't breathe! 414 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,152 I have no idea. I have no idea where he is. 415 00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:19,363 Jesus! Look, he's my roommate, he's never here. 416 00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,073 What, are you trying to fucking kill me? 417 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,826 - What kind of priest are you? - I'm not a priest, you idiot. 418 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:27,412 I'm playing one at the Jewish community center musical. 419 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,873 And thanks to you, I'm gonna be late for my fucking rehearsal. 420 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,542 OK, then. Where's Renaldo? 421 00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:35,128 All right! All right! All right! 422 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:37,172 He hangs out at the Velvet Scorpion. 423 00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:39,675 He's there every morning. I swear, he's gonna be there tomorrow. 424 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,761 You know, man, you make a terrible priest. 425 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,648 I have on my staff 11 aides, 426 00:37:54,815 --> 00:37:58,860 all of whom perform their tasks in glorious concert. 427 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,113 There's not a moment of my day 428 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,659 where I don't feel completely secure about my political future. 429 00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:09,037 And then there's you, Panther... 430 00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:15,794 ...who is single-handedly trying to destroy what took me 33 years to build. 431 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,714 Oh, come on, Mayor. There's nothing being destroyed. 432 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:23,218 This ain't no WikiLeaks. It's like a leak in your mama's sink. 433 00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:25,595 You know, we'll plumb the shit up. 434 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,599 That supposed to make me feel better? 435 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,688 I'm running for reelection in 90 days 436 00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:38,734 and I've got accessible confidential information of mine 437 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,027 out there on the streets? 438 00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:42,863 I can assure you, there's no problem. 439 00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:45,741 - Shit, I own the streets. - There's a problem, asshole. 440 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:49,244 There's a fucking problem, 'cause your bros fucked up. 441 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:53,707 How do you take a guy out before you get my drives back first? 442 00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:57,586 There was some internal incompetent shit on our part. 443 00:38:57,753 --> 00:39:00,589 But I can assure you we're all tee'd up. It won't happen again. 444 00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:03,008 No, it won't happen again because if it does, 445 00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:05,469 your services are terminated. 446 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:09,014 That's just the beginning of what we're gonna start terminating around here. 447 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,186 And now we got this freaking geriatric going around, 448 00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:17,230 - kicking everybody's fucking asses. - Bad Ass. 449 00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:20,692 - Excuse me? - Bad Ass. 450 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,194 That's what they're calling him. 451 00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:25,280 Who gives a fuck what they're calling him? 452 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:31,912 - He's a pain in my fucking ass. - There's nothing to worry about. 453 00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:37,167 He's just an old motherfucker looking for some revenge. We got him dialed in. 454 00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:39,461 I don't wanna have to worry about this shit any more 455 00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:41,463 because let me tell you something, 456 00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:44,925 there's hundreds of bottom-drain feeders out there would love to be on my payroll 457 00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:47,886 doing the freaking job you're supposed to be doing. 458 00:39:49,096 --> 00:39:51,056 You clean your shit up, Panther. 459 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,309 And I mean now. 460 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:58,730 We're done here. 461 00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:05,028 And enough with the long text messages. 462 00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:10,367 And what's up with those fucking happy faces? I hate that shit. 463 00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:29,219 Here, dear, let me give you a hand with that. 464 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:34,599 - Oh... Very sweet of you. - OK. 465 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,101 Are those your keys? Give me your keys. 466 00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:37,519 - Thank you. - You want that in the trunk? 467 00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:38,937 - Yes. - OK. 468 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:42,399 - Bad Ass! Hey! - Bad Ass! 469 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,194 What's up, homies? How you doing? 470 00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:48,363 - Down! 471 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,369 You messed with the wrong white boys, you fuck! 472 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,791 - Yeah! Shended that asshole! - Yeah! 473 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,878 - Woo! - Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 474 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,755 - Are you OK? - Oh, wonderful. 475 00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:09,843 I haven't had a man handle me like that in 45 years. 476 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,680 Yo, yo, yo, I got the TV! 477 00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:18,435 That's some good chicken. You want a piece? 478 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,738 You're all I got now, boy. It's just me and you now, fella. 479 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,365 Just me and you. 480 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:36,411 - What's up, bitch? 481 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:37,913 If it's not my favorite black midget. 482 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:41,082 Tell me something. How hard was it living in a world without phones? 483 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:43,126 We had Western Union. 484 00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:46,171 How hard was it when your career tanked after Diff'rent Strokes? 485 00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:48,465 - What you talkin' about? - Willis. 486 00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:50,675 - What? - From the show. 487 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,594 - "What you talkin' about, Willis?" 488 00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:55,847 I'm so goddamned tired of carrying the burden of this family. 489 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,433 - And all you do is complain! - Well, you're the lazy motherfucker 490 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,560 who can't keep... What, you're gonna hit me out here? 491 00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:02,229 - How's your nose? - Go! You need to leave. 492 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,606 - Why don't you keep a fucking job?! 493 00:42:05,774 --> 00:42:07,359 And you better not come back here, either. 494 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:10,070 I live here. I own the house, bitch! 495 00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:12,948 Mama. 496 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,533 You're leaking. 497 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,452 Are you OK? 498 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:22,999 - Yeah, I'm fine. I'm OK. - No, you're not. 499 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:27,379 - Yeah, I think I am. Thank you. - Actually, you're not. 500 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:30,423 I got a first aid kit inside. Let's get you cleaned up. 501 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,092 You don't want him to see you like that. 502 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:39,224 OK, here, now you gotta keep this on at least 20 minutes. 503 00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:41,977 OK, so what, now you're a doctor? 504 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,687 No, my mom was a nurse. 505 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,897 She taught me how to take care of the small stuff. 506 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:50,193 I filled in for a medic in Vietnam when he got his arm blown off. 507 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,490 Do you want something to eat or drink? 508 00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:58,118 No, no. Actually, I'm good. 509 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:01,288 You know, I got a couple of Hungry-Man dinners in there that are delicious. 510 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:03,790 Wow, that's real sweet, Frank, 511 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:07,544 but we actually ate dinner already, so, we're good. 512 00:43:07,711 --> 00:43:11,840 I mean, they're no Julia Child, but they're really good. 513 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:15,093 Wow. Look at you. What do you know about Julia Child? 514 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:19,806 I love the Food Channel, but I can't cook worth spit. 515 00:43:19,973 --> 00:43:24,352 I can cook pretty good. Maybe one day I'll make you something to eat. 516 00:43:26,855 --> 00:43:28,189 I'd love that. 517 00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:33,278 Oh, you know what? I got something. 518 00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:42,287 Here. These are the bomb. 519 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:45,874 Oh, no, I'm sorry. Ice cream is my enemy. 520 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:48,335 No, no, these are low fat. Not that you need it. 521 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:49,711 Did you say "the bomb"? 522 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:53,214 What, you living in the '90s, fool? 523 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,675 Martin. Stop being rude. 524 00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:01,973 Damn, that's good. Is this the good shit they gave you during the last supper? 525 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,141 Boy! 526 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:07,145 Damn, Mama, you still got skills. 527 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:09,064 I sure do, and you better not forget it. 528 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:41,179 Excuse me. Could any of you gentlemen tell me where I could find Renaldo? 529 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,764 I know what you must be thinking, man. 530 00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:44,974 "Who is this guy, coming in here demanding shit?" 531 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:48,186 It's just important. I gotta find Renaldo. 532 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,319 - So you're that Bad Ass dude. - No, not really. 533 00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:59,447 Let's see what type of bad ass you are. 534 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:03,993 - It don't have to be this way. - Oh, yeah, it does. 535 00:45:05,954 --> 00:45:07,497 Get out of the way! 536 00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:23,513 All right, amigo, calm down! 537 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,726 Renaldo, he's upstairs. Just stop fucking up my bar. 538 00:45:37,819 --> 00:45:40,196 Thanks for the help. I appreciate that. 539 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:54,294 Yo, what the fuck, man? 540 00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:57,046 I just need to ask you some questions about your friend Terence. 541 00:45:58,757 --> 00:46:01,009 - I don't think you're gonna have time. 542 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,223 - Where the fuck is Terence? 543 00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:11,102 - What the fuck, man?! - The problem, Renaldo, 544 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:13,438 is that I have a bad case of bursitis. 545 00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:15,899 - Cocksucker! - What's bursitis, you ask? 546 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:18,860 It's an inflammation of the joints that doesn't allow me 547 00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:21,863 - to hold onto anything too long. - Fuck you, man! 548 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,658 - Holy shit! - See? That was my good hand. 549 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,076 OK, OK, OK, OK! 550 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:29,245 Terence hangs out with this bitch named Tatiana 551 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,247 down at the massage parlor on 10th Street, all right? 552 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,666 That's all the fuck I know! Now help me up! 553 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,877 Yeah, that wasn't hard, was it? 554 00:46:36,044 --> 00:46:38,755 You asshole! Don't fuckin' leave me out here! 555 00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:41,216 - Come on! - Sorry for the interruption, ladies. 556 00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:45,720 Oh. Tell Renaldo to put this on my tab. 557 00:46:58,191 --> 00:46:59,234 Hey. 558 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:03,404 Are you stalking me or something? 559 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:05,573 What, a friend can't stop by and say hello? 560 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:08,034 Come on, ride shotgun with me. 561 00:47:08,201 --> 00:47:09,619 You're not gonna hit on me again, are you? 562 00:47:09,786 --> 00:47:11,788 Jesus Christ, get in the car. 563 00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:25,385 So, what've you been up to? 564 00:47:25,552 --> 00:47:27,095 Ah, same old, you know. 565 00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:29,806 Really? That's not what I've been hearing. 566 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:32,976 Don't know what you're talking about. 567 00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:37,230 They say you've been leaving a bloody trail all across the city. 568 00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:38,940 Doesn't sound familiar to me. 569 00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:43,611 Frank, the police chief was this close to issuing a warrant for your arrest. 570 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:47,198 - I had to talk him off the ledge. - Arrest? Arrest me for what? 571 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,492 - For doing his job? - OK, see, that's the thing, Frank. 572 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:52,620 You're not supposed to do their job. You're supposed to stay the fuck away. 573 00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:54,122 You know what? Pull over. 574 00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:56,416 - What? - Pull the fuck over. 575 00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:05,592 You know, I know you're trying to do the best for me, 576 00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:09,304 but I can't stand around and watch a bunch of assholes do nothing 577 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:10,805 - about my best friend being killed. 578 00:48:10,972 --> 00:48:13,099 Frank, you're getting in over your head here, all right? 579 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:15,476 You're to the point now where even I can't help you. 580 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:17,979 I don't want your help. 581 00:48:31,284 --> 00:48:33,661 - You've got something of ours! What?! 582 00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:36,998 The flash drive, asshole. Your boy took it from us. 583 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,042 What the fuck's a flash drive? 584 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,128 It's an inch-long storage device that uses solid-state memory 585 00:48:42,295 --> 00:48:47,467 to store persistent data from your computer. Where is it? 586 00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:49,594 On, that. 587 00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:52,639 That's in... your ass. 588 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,390 What the fuck?! 589 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,855 Motherfucker. 590 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,946 Next time call before you drop by. 591 00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:12,742 What's up, cracker? 592 00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:15,203 Hey, kid, do you know anything about flash drives? 593 00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:24,545 Crestview? That's our hood. 594 00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:32,345 City permits? 595 00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:34,889 "Panther"? 596 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,894 What the hell was Klondike involved in? 597 00:49:58,121 --> 00:50:00,206 I'd like to set up a massage with Tatiana. 598 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:01,624 OK, right. 599 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,837 I want you to know this is my first massage ever. 600 00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:08,840 A virgin? I'm honored. 601 00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,135 Wow. You've got great hands. 602 00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:16,305 - So do we know each other? - Excuse me? 603 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:19,809 - You asked for me. You must know me. - I'm kind of looking for someone. 604 00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:22,770 - Who? - Terence. 605 00:50:24,105 --> 00:50:25,273 We broke up. 606 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,277 You know where I could get a hold of him? 607 00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:31,362 Nope. 608 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,368 I... I just realized I'm double booked. 609 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,829 Diane will be here in a few minutes to finish you off. 610 00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:27,728 Lost your keys? 611 00:52:28,855 --> 00:52:33,234 Uh... I'm visiting my girlfriend. 612 00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:35,862 - Do you mind killing that? - Tatiana's your girl? 613 00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:38,197 - Yeah, yeah. For about six months. - Really? 614 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:40,449 'Cause it kind of looked like you were trying to break in there. 615 00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:43,119 Trying to surprise her. It's her birthday. 616 00:52:43,286 --> 00:52:46,789 Romantic. You mind stepping up a little closer? 617 00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:48,332 I wanna see who it is I'm shooting. 618 00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:52,837 Hey... 619 00:52:53,004 --> 00:52:55,256 ...aren't you that Bad Ass dude? 620 00:52:56,465 --> 00:53:00,595 Holy shit. I'm a huge fan. 621 00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:03,306 The way you kicked the shit out of those a-holes, ah, 622 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:05,391 that was priceless, man. 623 00:53:05,558 --> 00:53:08,186 You're a tough son of a bitch. Good for you. 624 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:10,855 I appreciate that. I'm gonna head on inside. 625 00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:14,609 Cool. You keep on kicking ass, my friend. 626 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:17,111 The world needs people like you. 627 00:53:17,278 --> 00:53:18,738 All right. 628 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,364 Uh... 629 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:23,284 You know Tatiana keeps the back door open, right? 630 00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:28,456 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Thanks. 631 00:53:58,194 --> 00:54:01,864 Oh, Terence... 632 00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:03,366 That's what I'm saying. Come on! 633 00:54:05,618 --> 00:54:08,496 - What's this? Make-up sex? 634 00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:10,790 - Oh, shit! 635 00:54:21,384 --> 00:54:22,343 Fuck! 636 00:54:22,510 --> 00:54:25,221 You killed my best friend, Klondike Washington. 637 00:54:25,388 --> 00:54:27,139 How do you wanna die, motherfucker? 638 00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:30,685 Fuck you. - OK. 639 00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:37,024 What the fuck you think you're doing, asshole? 640 00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:39,568 - This might sting a little. 641 00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:43,239 - No! No... 642 00:54:47,118 --> 00:54:49,453 Stop! Stop! 643 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,539 I didn't kill your friend, man! 644 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:54,625 - Who did? 645 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:56,794 It was Sebastian! 646 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,838 We were just doing what we were fucking told! 647 00:54:59,005 --> 00:55:01,173 - By who? - I can't say! 648 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:05,303 - Are you sure? I can't say! 649 00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:06,887 I respect that. 650 00:55:11,726 --> 00:55:14,937 It was Panther! It was Panther! 651 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:21,152 - Where is he? 652 00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:22,695 I don't know! 653 00:55:22,862 --> 00:55:25,531 That's too bad, because we're really fucking up this kitchen. 654 00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:29,618 No! OK! OK, OK. 655 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:32,038 He and Sebastian... 656 00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:34,081 ...they'll be at the Bergamont Loft. 657 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:36,709 - He'll be where? - The Bergamont Loft! 658 00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:41,505 - Fucking tomorrow night, man! 659 00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:46,677 I wanna thank you for giving me a hand. 660 00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,764 By the way, 661 00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:53,225 your wife's got a message for you. She said, "Go fuck yourself!" 662 00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:55,019 I hope you're a righty. 663 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,788 - Thanks, Ronnie. - You got it, Frank. 664 00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:45,403 Get off of me! 665 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:46,904 Do what I fucking tell you to do, bitch. 666 00:56:47,071 --> 00:56:50,366 You know what? Fuck you, OK? I'm done. Get the fuck out of my... 667 00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:54,161 - Show me some fucking respect. - Fuck you! 668 00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:55,329 - Fuck me? - Yeah. 669 00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:57,415 I wouldn't if I were you. 670 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,335 What the fuck you doing in my house? 671 00:57:02,670 --> 00:57:04,338 What the fuck you doing in my house? 672 00:57:04,505 --> 00:57:07,383 Look, I don't want to get into it with you. Just leave her alone. 673 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:08,634 What did you...? 674 00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:12,721 Are you fucking this old man? 675 00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,933 Get the fuck... 676 00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:19,186 Ah! OK! 677 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:21,397 You don't deserve this family. 678 00:57:21,564 --> 00:57:23,190 - You don't deserve any family. - OK. 679 00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:26,652 Either you straighten your shit up, or get the fuck out of here. 680 00:57:26,819 --> 00:57:29,280 OK! om 681 00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:38,330 You want that bitch? 682 00:57:38,497 --> 00:57:40,249 You can fucking have her. 683 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,256 You all right? 684 00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:49,258 Thank you. 685 00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:52,052 It's gonna be OK. 686 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,722 - It's all gonna be OK. 687 00:57:54,889 --> 00:57:57,224 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. 688 00:57:58,684 --> 00:57:59,685 Where's Martin? 689 00:57:59,852 --> 00:58:02,188 He spent the night over at his friend's house. 690 00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:04,356 Are you gonna be OK? 691 00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:08,903 Are you gonna be OK? 692 00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:12,656 - I mean, you look exhausted. - I didn't get any sleep. 693 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:15,701 A little tired. Low on blood sugar, I think. 694 00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:19,371 Why don't you go and take a nap, and when you wake up, 695 00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:21,457 maybe I can make you something nice to eat. 696 00:58:23,626 --> 00:58:25,669 Best offer I've had in 20 years. 697 00:59:23,811 --> 00:59:25,354 Wow. 698 00:59:27,815 --> 00:59:30,484 - I clean up good, don't I? 699 00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:31,986 And you brought me flowers. 700 00:59:32,570 --> 00:59:33,654 Thank you. 701 00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:37,157 That is the perfect color on you, Frank. 702 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,368 You know, it's my passion. 703 00:59:39,535 --> 00:59:42,746 Whenever I garden, I always feel like I'm at peace. 704 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,040 It's really where I feel the happiest. 705 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:48,419 You kind of remind me of my mom. She practically lived in the garden. 706 00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:51,672 She always kept like, a beautiful bush. 707 00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:53,716 Wait, I'm sorry, that didn't come out right. 708 00:59:55,718 --> 00:59:59,096 No, no, no. Hey, hygiene is very important. 709 01:00:00,014 --> 01:00:01,473 That's for sure. 710 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:08,439 Can I keep these? 711 01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:11,400 Of course. 712 01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:15,696 I know it sounds kind of corny, but I'm a big fan of mementos. 713 01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:17,197 Now... 714 01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:23,203 ...every time I look at this, I'll think of this moment. Kind of corny, isn't it? 715 01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:26,165 Well, no, actually I think it's kind of sweet. 716 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:34,006 Wow, a home cooked meal. This is delicious. 717 01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:37,343 This rates up there with Mom's. 718 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:38,886 Thank you so much. 719 01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:40,137 No, thank you. 720 01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:41,722 I can't tell you how nice it is 721 01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:44,391 to actually cook for someone who appreciates it. 722 01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:49,855 Why did you marry him? 723 01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:53,901 Wait, that's none of my business. I'm sorry. 724 01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:56,153 - Forget... - No, look, it's fine. 725 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,322 Hey, I'm a big girl, right? 726 01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:01,450 You know, he was different back then. 727 01:01:02,117 --> 01:01:04,953 And it was fun and it was exciting and... 728 01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:10,084 ...I got pregnant with Martin and then we just decided to get married. 729 01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:13,337 To Martin. 730 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,424 To Martin. 731 01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:26,558 No, I just thought you were this crazy, hulking angry man 732 01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:29,186 who went around town beating up people. 733 01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:31,980 Well, I have done some things I'm not proud of. 734 01:01:32,147 --> 01:01:36,568 No, what I mean is that I would've never known that underneath 735 01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:42,700 is this sweet and kind and gentle man with a heart of gold. 736 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:45,953 Well, now you're making me sound like some kind of nice guy or something. 737 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,746 You are. 738 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:53,085 What's up, shorties? 739 01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:55,295 - Hey. - Hi. 740 01:01:55,462 --> 01:01:58,090 Kevin's grounded so his mama sent me home early. 741 01:01:58,257 --> 01:01:59,842 Oh, shit! Pie! 742 01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,887 Scoot over! Whatcha...? Move. 743 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:05,723 - OK. 744 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:13,355 Oh, I get it. It's like a party line with computers. 745 01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:15,357 What the hell's a party line? 746 01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:19,278 It's where a group of people can call in all at the same time 747 01:02:19,445 --> 01:02:20,988 and talk to each other. 748 01:02:21,155 --> 01:02:23,991 It's kind of amazing. Where have you been, kid? 749 01:02:24,158 --> 01:02:26,410 Man, that's called a conference call. What's wrong with you? 750 01:02:26,577 --> 01:02:30,706 I think you're the only human being on the planet that's not on Facebook. 751 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:33,417 I hooked you up with an email address, 752 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:36,044 so if anyone offers a friend request, it'll come straight to your mailbox. 753 01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:39,339 Do you mean like people can call up and ask to be my friend? 754 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:41,842 Maybe. Especially if you get yourself some new clothes. 755 01:02:42,009 --> 01:02:44,094 You look like a goodwill ambassador for Goodwill. 756 01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:46,889 Are you kidding? These clothes are fresh. 757 01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:50,392 I got a very distinctive style that spans many generations. 758 01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:53,479 Yeah, that's another way of saying you got hand-me-downs, bitch. 759 01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:55,647 That shit you got on look like it came from your dad 760 01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:57,608 when he fought in the Civil War. 761 01:02:57,775 --> 01:02:59,193 So... 762 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:05,365 ...how long you think I'm gonna be living here without a door? 763 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:09,369 Well, I gotta get some brand-new hinges and I'll fix it in the morning, 764 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:11,163 but in the meantime, you stay at my house. 765 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,751 - No, Frank, we can't do that. - Oh, yeah, you can. 766 01:03:15,918 --> 01:03:19,421 You bet your ass I ain't sleeping in a house without a door. 767 01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:21,548 What the...? I can't believe this shit. 768 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:25,886 You already have 50 friend requests and the shit just keeps going. 769 01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:29,014 Guess I won't be needing those new threads, huh? 770 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,070 - Jesus, Frank. - Thought I'd find you here. 771 01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:45,614 - What is this? - Open it up. 772 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:48,742 - It's called a flash drive. - Yeah, I know what it's called. 773 01:03:48,909 --> 01:03:51,328 - What's on it? - Some pretty classified stuff. 774 01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:54,289 So classified they killed Klondike for it. 775 01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:57,167 Why don't you and I go get a cup of coffee? 776 01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:59,920 - I got some stuff I gotta take care of. - Frank, what's going on? 777 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:03,549 - Nothing I can't handle. - Look, you've already done enough. 778 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,844 - Let us handle it from here. - Don't let nobody see that. 779 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:10,264 And if anything should happen to me, take care of Baxter. 780 01:04:12,933 --> 01:04:14,101 Frank. 781 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,502 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 782 01:04:42,129 --> 01:04:46,091 Uh, I haven't been to confession since my daddy died, so... 783 01:04:46,258 --> 01:04:48,594 ...cut me a little slack. 784 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:52,890 Go ahead. Tell me your sins, my son. 785 01:04:55,142 --> 01:04:58,312 I haven't lived the greatest life. 786 01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:02,232 There's, uh, plenty that I'm not proud of. 787 01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:07,112 But I'm about to do something tonight... 788 01:05:08,155 --> 01:05:11,533 ...that will not sit right in the eyes of the Heavenly Father. 789 01:05:13,702 --> 01:05:15,662 What is it, my son? 790 01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:23,545 I'm seeking revenge in the name of my brother. 791 01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:59,498 Looking for somebody, OG? 792 01:05:59,665 --> 01:06:01,333 I'm looking for Panther. 793 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,584 He's unavailable. 794 01:06:02,751 --> 01:06:04,419 Tell him Frank Vega wants to see him. 795 01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:07,214 Frank Vega, 796 01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:10,968 aka Bad Ass. 797 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:14,137 The one who sliced off my man's hand 798 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:17,474 by using a garbage disposal? 799 01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:27,776 I've been waiting for you, ese. 800 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:35,617 You're very popular these days, Mr. Vega. 801 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,372 It's very impressive. 802 01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:46,878 But it looks like you've bitten off a little bit more than you can chew. 803 01:06:49,006 --> 01:06:50,757 You murdered my best friend. 804 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:54,511 Oh, you make it sound like I was at fault here. 805 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,639 Your boy stole from me. 806 01:06:57,806 --> 01:07:03,437 I repay for loyalty and I dispose for disloyalty. 807 01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:08,108 Now, I think you have something of mine. 808 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,278 Hand over the drive. 809 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:13,530 The what? 810 01:07:14,281 --> 01:07:17,034 The flash drive, Vega, hand it over. 811 01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:18,952 What the fuck's a flash drive? 812 01:07:19,911 --> 01:07:22,497 It's an inch-long storage device 813 01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:28,253 that uses solid-state memory to store persistent data from your computer. 814 01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:31,506 Oh, flash drive. Where did...? 815 01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:33,633 Oh, yeah, you know, I stuck that up your ass... 816 01:07:39,181 --> 01:07:42,768 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 817 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,896 Rise and shine, big fella. 818 01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:48,523 You feeling a little better now? 819 01:07:49,649 --> 01:07:50,650 Oh, oh... 820 01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:55,530 Flashbacks of Ho Chi Minh City, huh, Vega? 821 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:59,826 We wanted you to relive the salad days of your youth. 822 01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:03,497 Let's give him a taster. 823 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:18,095 Oh, man! Oh, it's refreshing! 824 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:22,140 What a nice way to end the day, don't you think? 825 01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:24,893 Let me explain something to you. 826 01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:30,857 That drive has information regarding a deal I have with the city 827 01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:34,319 to bring in a tremendous amount of revenue. 828 01:08:34,486 --> 01:08:36,446 It's gonna do wonders for this community. 829 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:39,658 I'm bringing in big change over here, my man. 830 01:08:39,825 --> 01:08:43,620 You'd be doing a public service to return it. 831 01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:46,540 If you call raising crime to chase people out, 832 01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:51,211 so you can build oil wells in their backyards, a public service, 833 01:08:51,378 --> 01:08:53,088 count me out. 834 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:00,178 All right. 835 01:09:02,013 --> 01:09:05,892 Let's get down to the brass tacks. 836 01:09:08,436 --> 01:09:11,565 Where... is... 837 01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:14,109 ...the motherfucking drive? 838 01:09:14,276 --> 01:09:17,195 It's in... your asshole. 839 01:09:39,259 --> 01:09:40,760 Is that all you've got, bitch? 840 01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:44,097 Damn, you old fucks are hard to crack. 841 01:09:44,264 --> 01:09:48,435 Your boy Klondike was the same way. Stubborn motherfuckers. 842 01:09:48,977 --> 01:09:52,856 Well then, let's try turning it up to the maximum level, 843 01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:58,987 reserved only for the likes of the African bush elephant 844 01:09:59,154 --> 01:10:03,450 and the Siberian moose. Shall we? 845 01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:09,706 All right! 846 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:15,086 OK. OK. 847 01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:17,964 Frank, where's the fucking drive? 848 01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:21,551 OK. OK. 849 01:10:23,303 --> 01:10:25,972 All right. It's... 850 01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:29,309 It's really up your ass. 851 01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:35,398 I can't do this any more. 852 01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:40,904 Give me his wallet. 853 01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:54,376 Well, goddamn, bro. 854 01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:56,836 You live right up in the motherfucking hood and shit. 855 01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:59,547 There's nothing there. You're wasting your time. 856 01:11:02,092 --> 01:11:05,971 What was that, Vega? Who do you have over there? 857 01:11:07,639 --> 01:11:09,140 Oh, yeah. 858 01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:12,644 You got some little lady friend over there, Vega? 859 01:11:12,811 --> 01:11:17,565 Well, in that case, I'm gonna go over there myself and check it out. 860 01:11:25,699 --> 01:11:29,160 You're at the end of an era, big Frank. 861 01:11:32,247 --> 01:11:37,544 But I gotta give you respect, man. You're going out like a champ. 862 01:11:44,301 --> 01:11:46,219 Continue on without me. 863 01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:04,070 What the...?! 864 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:17,959 I was wondering when those two were gonna leave. 865 01:13:09,386 --> 01:13:11,596 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 866 01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:16,476 What's up, buddy? What's going on? 867 01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:18,061 Get the fuck out of here! 868 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,146 Hey! 869 01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:23,483 Hey! That's my bus! What are you doing? 870 01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:27,112 Hey! Hey, man! That's my bus! 871 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:38,289 Hold it, hold it! 872 01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:41,334 I gotta take your bus. It's a matter of life and death. 873 01:13:41,501 --> 01:13:43,294 You're that Bad Ass dude, right? 874 01:13:43,461 --> 01:13:45,380 Yeah, take it. Take it, it's yours, man. 875 01:13:45,547 --> 01:13:48,591 You're awesome. I love you, man. 876 01:13:49,426 --> 01:13:51,511 You're the best! Enjoy the bus! 877 01:14:10,238 --> 01:14:12,532 Get out of the fucking way! 878 01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:21,541 Oh, shit! 879 01:14:29,549 --> 01:14:31,676 There you are, you son of a bitch. 880 01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:38,558 Creeping up my ass, huh? 881 01:14:58,369 --> 01:15:00,580 - Out of my way, bitches! 882 01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:14,594 Sorry! I'm out of change! 883 01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:25,980 Oh, shit! 884 01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:15,488 I'm here on behalf of my best friend, Klondike Washington. 885 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,657 You killed him. 886 01:16:17,824 --> 01:16:19,951 How do you wanna die, motherfucker? 887 01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:26,791 Let's do it. 888 01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:10,627 How do you like that, you cocksucking motherfucker?! 889 01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:13,463 - Oh, sh... 890 01:18:16,818 --> 01:18:19,779 No, see, 'cause... What the fuck? 891 01:18:21,155 --> 01:18:22,615 I thought we killed you, fucko. 892 01:18:22,782 --> 01:18:24,659 Son of a bitch, this motherfucker won't die. 893 01:18:24,826 --> 01:18:27,245 Well, that's about to change about now. 894 01:18:27,412 --> 01:18:29,372 Come on, give me a break, man. 895 01:18:29,539 --> 01:18:31,958 You have any idea how you've completely messed up our lives? 896 01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:34,544 Because of you we're a joke. We got kicked out of the brotherhood. 897 01:18:34,711 --> 01:18:35,712 His girlfriend left him. 898 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:38,297 Yeah, and we're getting bullied by anybody over the age of 60. 899 01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:41,676 All that viral bullshit? That's about to change. 900 01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:45,805 Yeah. Let's make a little fucking movie of our own. 901 01:18:45,972 --> 01:18:48,558 - Yeah. - Ready? Action! 902 01:18:51,436 --> 01:18:54,731 - Ow! You got my foot! 903 01:19:00,528 --> 01:19:03,072 I can't wait to see what this footage looks like. 904 01:20:03,174 --> 01:20:07,762 How the hell did Frank score a sweet piece of ass like you? 905 01:20:09,347 --> 01:20:10,348 Who the fuck are you? 906 01:20:10,515 --> 01:20:11,891 Look, we can make this easy or we can make it hard. 907 01:20:12,058 --> 01:20:13,518 Tell me where that fucking flash drive is! 908 01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:15,186 I don't know what you're talking about. 909 01:20:15,353 --> 01:20:16,813 I don't know anything about a flash drive. 910 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:19,273 You wanna make it hard? Then I'm gonna cut your fucking head off! 911 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:38,125 Motherfucker, your ass is mine now! 912 01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:40,753 - Are you ready for an ass-whipping? - Come on with it. 913 01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,677 Shit! 914 01:20:47,844 --> 01:20:50,221 Come on! Get your ass up! 915 01:20:50,388 --> 01:20:53,891 Who's the bad ass now, huh, Frank? It's over! 916 01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:56,978 No, it's over for you, motherfucker! 917 01:21:01,858 --> 01:21:04,777 You know, I should have out your fucking head off when I had the goddamn... 918 01:21:24,839 --> 01:21:28,384 - Whoo! 919 01:21:33,472 --> 01:21:35,099 That was for Klondike. 920 01:21:36,517 --> 01:21:39,228 - Bitch. 921 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,147 Oh, my God... 922 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:48,905 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 923 01:21:50,072 --> 01:21:54,160 Wow. I've never had a woman rescue me before. 924 01:21:55,161 --> 01:21:57,371 Well, I always got my man's back. 925 01:21:59,290 --> 01:22:01,500 I'm just glad that you're OK. 926 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,169 I'm all right. 927 01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:06,756 Oh, Frank, look. 928 01:22:06,923 --> 01:22:09,175 - You're leaking everywhere. - It's OK. 929 01:22:09,342 --> 01:22:13,888 Let's go get that first aid kit and maybe I'll clean you up this time. 930 01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:20,269 You really fucked him up, huh? 931 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,939 Somebody... 932 01:22:24,649 --> 01:22:27,818 Somebody send... ambulance. 933 01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:30,821 Somebody send an ambulance. 934 01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:34,158 You might remember him as Bad Ass, the bearded hero 935 01:22:34,325 --> 01:22:37,662 who stood up for an elderly gentleman on an SC Transit bus 936 01:22:37,828 --> 01:22:41,082 and became an overnight Internet sensation. 937 01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:45,670 Well, Bad Ass, aka Frank Vega, is back in the news, 938 01:22:45,836 --> 01:22:50,049 as he uncovered one of the city's biggest political corruption scandals 939 01:22:50,216 --> 01:22:54,553 involving Mayor Williams and the most dangerous organized street gang 940 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:55,930 in the country. 941 01:22:56,097 --> 01:22:57,473 Mayor, can we have a statement? 942 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,892 I've been targeted by special interest groups who are trying 943 01:23:00,059 --> 01:23:01,727 to destroy my agenda. 944 01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:04,855 I assure you that my name will be cleared of all wrongdoing. 945 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:08,567 Well then, how do you explain your payroll links to organized crime? 946 01:23:08,734 --> 01:23:11,696 I can assure you that once all of the facts have seen the light of day, 947 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:14,907 I will be cleared of all charges. That's all I have to say. 948 01:23:15,074 --> 01:23:19,745 Because of his heroic efforts, Vega, who is a decorated Vietnam War veteran 949 01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:25,042 and native of Los Ange/es, was made an honorary police officer this morning. 950 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:28,587 Congratulations, Frank. It's been a long time coming, my man. 951 01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:30,923 Vega was appointed head of community outreach 952 01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:34,427 and will begin his new post, effective immediately. 953 01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:40,099 - Well... I don't know what to say. 954 01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:43,269 I've been waiting for this for over 40 years. 955 01:23:44,437 --> 01:23:47,523 I'm very, very proud. 956 01:23:48,566 --> 01:23:50,568 I'd like to thank, uh... 957 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:54,655 - ...Officer Malark... - So you got a girlfriend, huh? 958 01:23:54,822 --> 01:23:58,117 Yeah, man, I got two. You know how I be. I'm a player. 959 01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:01,996 - I'm gonna have three next week. - Oh, really? 960 01:24:02,163 --> 01:24:04,874 How'd you get him to open up and talk about all his girlfriends? 961 01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:06,292 I tortured him. 962 01:24:06,459 --> 01:24:08,961 Well, why don't you torture him some more? I need more information. 963 01:24:09,128 --> 01:24:11,297 I can't do that. I mean, that's man stuff. 964 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:14,592 Well, I hope you men are hungry. 965 01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:16,719 - Starving. - Good. 966 01:24:20,014 --> 01:24:21,474 You know... 967 01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:25,436 ...I think I actually found the best day of my life. 968 01:24:30,357 --> 01:24:32,568 I think it'd be better if you trimmed that damn beard. 969 01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:35,029 - Martin. 970 01:24:35,613 --> 01:24:39,033 - But he does have a point, Frank. - Hey, I just trimmed it. 971 01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:42,078 - I don't see it. 972 01:30:07,528 --> 01:30:08,362 English - US - PSDH