1 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,232 Are you ready, Dad? 2 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,112 Yeah. 3 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,838 - I'll catch you up. - OK. 4 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,599 Sorry, Mum. 5 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,075 I can't wait to get into these today, boys. 6 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,829 Fuck off. Don't be tight. 7 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,997 - Yeah, eh, boys? - Get some gear in there, will you? 8 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,918 - Got my fucking kung fu kit. - Marty! 9 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,110 Fuck's that, you beaut? 10 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,674 Do one, you. Prescription only, this gear. 11 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,553 Sent me granddad to his box. 12 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:08,196 Fucking good swill. Get you right out of your tree, that will, lad. 13 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,198 - Baby. - What you playing at, Marty? 14 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,559 - Are you going soft, Baby lad? - We want to be able to drink it. 15 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,389 - Tastes like fucking granny minge. - You'd fucking know, you sick cunt. 16 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,590 'How long had I been waiting for this day? 17 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,393 'How long had I wanted this? ' 18 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:39,071 You can sack that. Need to keep your wits about you, where we're going. 19 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,954 You know the score, John. Pack punch, it puts a tiger in our tank. 20 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,992 What for? We're not fucking Geordies. 21 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,231 Need to keep your wits about you, Billy la, stay sharp. 22 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,191 Sit down. 23 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,512 Who's that cunt? 24 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,631 Carty. My name's Carty. 25 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:06,312 Tell you what, Carty, you best fucking stand. 26 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,749 Got no room for runners in this firm, son. 27 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,553 Know where you are. Now fuck off. 28 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,113 Think he's with Elvis. 29 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,913 - Where is Elvis? - Fuck knows. 30 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,713 Owlroodi-doodi, Cartykins! 31 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,160 How's the old arse bearing up? 32 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:27,354 Dear me, Cartypants! Where will it end, eh? Where will it end? 33 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,074 'Where did it start? ' 34 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,751 Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! 35 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,950 All right, coming through. 36 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,758 - Fuck are you staring at? - Nothing. 37 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,873 That's right, knobhead, nothing. You never seen fuck all, get me? 38 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,470 Ponce. 39 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,354 - Who's that young buck? - No one. 40 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,630 - Here. - Cheers. 41 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,638 So? 42 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,638 - What do you reckon? - You look like Dad. 43 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,637 This is what they wear. 44 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,671 Who do? The local anglers' club? 45 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,949 The Pack. 46 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,235 - Fuck you staring at, you prick? - Nothing. 47 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,909 - What the fuck are you looking at? - Come 'ead, Baby, leave him. 48 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,349 This cunt fucking wants it. 49 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,869 Look at the twat. 50 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,753 What the fuck you wearing that jacket for, lad? 51 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,952 - Everybody wears 'em. - You don't, you tit. 52 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,992 - Give us your jacket. - No. 53 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:12,113 I'm not messing, lad. Give us your fucking jacket now. 54 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:16,078 Your mates are gone. 55 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,793 Next time, lad. 56 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,228 Oi! Wait up! 57 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,234 - Hi, Dora. Busy night? - No, it's still early. 58 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,912 - What d'you reckon to that, then? - Sound, that. 59 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,076 - You all right? - All right, mate. 60 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,590 Know your face, like. You go the game, don't you? 61 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,188 - That was sound, mate. Nice one. - Oh, yeah? 62 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,675 So can I get you boys a bevvy, then? 63 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:29,634 Listen, I'm gonna have to get off, help the lads with the gear. 64 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,709 - How come you know him, like? - I don't really. Bit of a tit. 65 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,354 Joking, aren't you? Fucking cool dude, him, la. 66 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,677 Used to go to college with him. Not college. Art school, like. 67 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:45,316 You went to art school? Jammy twat. They turned me down, like. 68 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:49,513 But don't get me wrong, they loved me work. The quallies fucked it up. 69 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,598 Mate, you didn't miss much. Just a bunch of divvies in raincoats. 70 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,315 That's what I wanted to be, a divvy in a raincoat. 71 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,960 Anyway. Elvis. 72 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,638 Carty. I'm Carty. 73 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,637 So what you drinking, Carty la? 74 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,797 Right, sound, mate. I'll have a rum and black, thanks. 75 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,229 Rum and black, eh? 76 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,189 Think I'll have one of them. 77 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,998 Wrong trainies, like. 78 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,350 Excuse me... 79 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,952 Ta. 80 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:32,154 So, I mean, how come you was on the gezzy, like? 81 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,477 They're my mates from art school, aren't they? 82 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,350 The lads I knock around with... 83 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,040 The Pack? 84 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,197 - You what? - The Pack. I seen you, remember? 85 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,436 That weren't me, mate. 86 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,509 But that fight at the footy... 87 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,835 That weren't me. 88 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,831 Look, Carty. 89 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,358 They're baddies, that lot. Yeah? Take it from me. 90 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:15,314 Nice lad like you doesn't want to be playing out with naughty boys like that. 91 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,237 Trust me. 92 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,551 Come 'ead. 93 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,830 Fucking lemon. 94 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:02,639 - Here you are, lad! - Fucking hell, lad! 95 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,676 What the fuck are you doing? 96 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,589 It's fucking gorgeous, that. 97 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:35,116 - What? - The sea, you div. 98 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,909 I'd love to get off, I would. 99 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,076 Where? 100 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,194 Anywheres. Berlin. 101 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,880 - Berlin? - Just... just anywhere. 102 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,037 Out of here. 103 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,750 Out of this. 104 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,871 Wouldn't you? 105 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,835 Big sky, man. 106 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:17,038 I'm serious. 'New Dawn Fades' on low. Noose around the neck. 107 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,594 Off we jolly well pop. 108 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,518 - Well, this is me, mate. - All right. 109 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,314 - Have you got far to go? - Nah, just down the road. 110 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,111 Big sky, man. 111 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,077 'I was in with Elvis. Elvis and the Pack. 112 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:44,796 Fags, man. Fucking sound, get me? 113 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,950 Fuck off, you. 114 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,596 Oi! 115 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,551 You dickhead! 116 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,870 Shit. 117 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,312 - Arlrood. - All right. All the lads here. 118 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,715 - Any Huddersfield? - Not yet, like, no. 119 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,274 Be a scrap later, though, yeah? 120 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,233 Look, mate, I've grown out of all that shit. 121 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,670 Yeah, looks like it and all. Have you told the Pack you've jibbed 'em? 122 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,870 - It's different for me. - I know it is. 123 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,436 Look, I mean it, kidda. They're a gang of pricks. 124 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:44,076 Just look at Godden. Do you know how old that cunt is? He's fuckin' 30. 125 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,350 The cunt's got about six kids, 126 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:50,075 and he's organising the Pack like he's still in the fucking army. 127 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:55,035 - Just let me stand with you. - No, mate, I can't. I'm sorry. 128 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,232 - Why not? - Because, my friend, they won't let you. 129 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,558 - How come, like? - Because they don't fucking know you. 130 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,955 That's how come. 131 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,108 Tell you what, though. You doing anything tomorrow? 132 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,754 Do you want to go to Probe? 133 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,910 - You want to go to Probe? - Deffo. 134 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,759 Mooch around town, just you and me. Be a laugh. 135 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,874 - OK. - Sound. 136 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,316 I'll meet you outside at 2:00. 137 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,510 - Owlroodi-doodi, Cartykins. - I was about to do one then. 138 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:51,599 The road to hell is paved with good intentions, Carty. 139 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,790 Come 'ead. 140 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,713 - This can't be genuine. - What is it, like? 141 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:07,118 Bowie live in Santa Monica. It's the only recording of him doing 'My Death'. 142 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,438 Bootleg, like, but it's usually 25 rips. 5.50. 143 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,993 - What? - I'll get it for you. 144 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,953 - Behave! It's a fiver. - What's a flim between hombres? 145 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:26,075 So we go in the Masquerade. Eugene is snogging Heidi, and who walks in? 146 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,599 - No! - I coulda died. 147 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,551 - Excuse me. - I'm like, "Swallow me up." 148 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,398 - Hideous. - Excuse me. 149 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:36,150 Hideous, sweetcakes? I'm like, "Am I seriously witnessing this car crash?" 150 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:40,398 Hey, Bela Lugosi. Are we gonna get some service here or what? 151 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,556 Ask nicely. 152 00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:00,233 Ooh, the Bowie bootleg. Aren't you the subversive one? 153 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,828 5.50. Just call it a fiver. 154 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,354 - Thank you muchly. - Fucking hell, Carty la! 155 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,600 - I didn't think you had it in you. - Well, you don't know me, do you? 156 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,076 Welcome to Hades. 157 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,034 So this is chez Elvis, eh? Cool gaff, la. 158 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,549 We aim to please. 159 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,878 Fuck's that? 160 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,039 It's an everyday reminder of the absurdity of life. 161 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:40,199 And the absolute certainty of death. 162 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,951 - Fucking hell. What are these? - Forest Hills. 163 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,798 Where did you get 'em? 164 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,469 Curiosity killed the cat, Cartypants. 165 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,830 - Never even seen these in the shop. - You wouldn't. 166 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,030 - How much, like? - Not for sale, la. 167 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,355 - Come on, EI. - Haven't got your size. 168 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,358 - How do you know? - I just know. 169 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,710 Now, skin up. 170 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,878 Don't exactly fancy getting stoned. 171 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,276 What he really meant was he couldn't swim. 172 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,960 Don't talk soft. Some of us have got work tomorrow. 173 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:24,153 Ah, Carty, you don't know the half of it, you. 174 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,032 Don't know what you mean, mate. 175 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,391 You, my handsome friend, have got it all, haven't you? 176 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:33,752 - You have choices. - Right, let me guess. 177 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:38,158 You, the poor underprivileged council estate wastrel, you're fucked. 178 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,111 - In one, Lucky Jim. - Bullshit. 179 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,710 You may not know it yet, but it is how it is. 180 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,311 Is it? Still can't go to the game with you and the Pack. No choices there. 181 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,431 Oh, mate, just leave it out, yeah? 182 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,553 Take it from one who knows. You do not belong there. 183 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,958 Right. And that mong in the parka, he's not even from round here. 184 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,798 - Robbie? - Yeah, him. 185 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:05,436 He may be a bit of a subby, Robbie, but he's our subby. 186 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,028 D'you know? He belongs. 187 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,958 Right, ta. Now I know. 188 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,076 - Really means that much to you? - Yeah. 189 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,919 Of all the good and wondrous things we could do together, 190 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,350 you'd rather go fighting with a bunch of knobheads from the Woody? 191 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,710 More than you could ever imagine. 192 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,915 - OK, then. - You'll take me? 193 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,991 Birkenhead North. Twelve bells. Saturday. 194 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:47,317 - Saturday? - Er... yeah, Saturday, like. 195 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:51,274 It's generally when footy matches happen, d'you know? 196 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,391 Got you. 197 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,390 - Who's that cunt? - Carty. My name's Carty. 198 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,353 Youse all ready? 199 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,879 - You ready? - I fucking am. 200 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,719 - All right. Get them together. - Come on, boys. 201 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,910 - Stick together, lads. - We're fucking here, boys. 202 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,713 It's rock'n'roll, and no fucker better bail. 203 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,751 - Stick together. No noise. - Ahh! 204 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,075 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 205 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,078 Slow down. Fucking walk, will youse? 206 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,591 Make sure you're in there, you ponce. 207 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,109 - What? - You fucking know. 208 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,550 Stick together, you hear me? 209 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:00,751 Fucking told you, didn't I? Knew they wouldn't show, the shithouses. 210 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,196 Hey, you fucks! Where's your scarves, you gang of homos? 211 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,598 Fucking go through these queers easy, boys, yeah? 212 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,795 I love it when they say that. 213 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,108 Go through these queers easy, boys, yeah? 214 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,871 Go through these queers easy! 215 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,556 Fucking stand. Stand, you wankers! 216 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,319 You're fucking nothing, dickhead! Get through him! 217 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,475 Fucking baldy prick! 218 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,670 Come on! 219 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,631 You fucking bastards! 220 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,750 You fucking bastards! 221 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,075 Well? 222 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,873 - Oh, yeah. Shit. Sorry, Moll. - Forget it. 223 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,959 Look, just stop and think, will you? 224 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,277 Look, Molly, I... I completely forgot. 225 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,960 Try and think what all this is like for me. 226 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,754 - Look, I'm sorry about last night. - It should be me apologising. 227 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,397 It's just been tough all round, eh? 228 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,638 It has. I've been bloody useless, but I'm gonna make it up to you. 229 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,671 Oh, yeah? 230 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,399 How? 231 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,273 If I was to say it was payday on Friday, I'd be saying too much. 232 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,632 Oh, really? Honestly, Pug, you gonna take me shopping? Where? Where? 233 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,591 Where do you want to go? 234 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,952 Chester. I want to go shopping in Chester. How much have I got? 235 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,278 Just have to wait and see how generous I'm feeling. 236 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,789 ...Thursday, you know, it's... 237 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,959 Yeah, I know that, but it's Tuesday now, you know? All right, then. 238 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,311 Well, do your best, yeah? Okey-dokey. 239 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,398 I will. All right, ta-ra now. 240 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,192 Ta-ra. 241 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,830 Oh, shit! 242 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,879 Make it a round flim, Bob? 243 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,354 I don't know if it's me getting old, but the bourgeoisie is expanding. 244 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,471 Don't know what you mean. 245 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,309 You should do. You're one of them. Classic fucking petite bourgeoisie. 246 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,638 - Me? - Like I say. You're my sister's son. 247 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,990 Oh, aye? How come, like? 248 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,556 In life, lad, we fall into only two groups. 249 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,990 Those who determine their own futures... 250 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:28,196 Round one. And those who sit around waiting for it to happen to them. 251 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,436 Right, here we go. 252 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,674 Oh, shit. 253 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,758 You should be punching your fucking weight, start you've had. 254 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,950 You sound like fucking Elvis. 255 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,878 Is existential bullshit on the syllabus at Woody Comp? 256 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:49,028 You got a talent. Use it. Don't end up like me. That's all I'm saying to you. 257 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,870 Don't end up like your Uncle fucking Bob filling forms all your life. 258 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:59,231 Look at the state of 'em, eh? Poor so-and-so's can hardly fucking wait. 259 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:04,388 Barely into December, and they're already wishing fucking Christmas on us. 260 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,752 Summer holiday and the Christmas piss-up. That's all they've got. 261 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,031 Huh! And they spend all year planning it as well. 262 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,390 Huh! 263 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,676 Eh? 264 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,520 No, you don't. Not this time you don't, lad. 265 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,277 Just letting fate take its course. 266 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,755 I'm telling you, kid, no. No way. 267 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,480 You've had more time off work than you've been in work. 268 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,637 Yeah, well, welcome to the petite bourgeoisie. 269 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,793 No. What are you doing? 270 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,749 No, no. Please. 271 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,349 Do you think you can just walk in here and fuck me? 272 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,750 I'll call the police. 273 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,758 No, no. You bastard! 274 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,991 So how's my little wage slave? 275 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,389 The ladies love a man in a suit. 276 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,193 - I'm sure they do. - The one I just porked did. 277 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,595 Porked? Where are you from again? 278 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,315 I've had some mad ones in my time but this one was past kinky. 279 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,797 Fucking telling you, EI, it was sick what she wanted me to do to her. 280 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,839 Berlin. Serious about going, then, kidda? 281 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,918 Sit down. Just finish this. 282 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,031 Ten bobs? 283 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,752 - Do they work? - "Do they work?" 284 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,075 State of you, Carty la! 285 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,715 - You don't know nothing, do you? - All right, EI, I was only asking. 286 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:24,311 D'you know what I mean? Think before you start making such a cunt of yourself. 287 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,670 D'you know? 288 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,950 Just learn, will you? 289 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,071 Know when to speak. 290 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,316 - And when to shut the fuck up. - Fuck off. 291 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,635 - What? - Get off my fucking back. 292 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,433 All right. Fucking hell. I'm just saying... 293 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,758 Well, don't just say. I get your drift so just leave it, yeah? 294 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,598 Peace... la. 295 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:57,396 Like, you can do what you want when you're with me. You get me? 296 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,513 But when you're with them, if you want that crew to take you seriously, 297 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,394 you can't keep on making such a twat of yourself, eh, d'you know? 298 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,030 "Do they work?" 299 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,674 I said leave it. 300 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,070 When we going Chester? 301 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,557 I told you a hundred times, sweetheart, payday. Friday. 302 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,069 Are you gonna meet me from school? 303 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:57,312 Better not tell Emily Bell. She badly wants to go out with you. 304 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,919 Get some kip, snotface. I'll see you in the morning. 305 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,076 Mm-hm. 306 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,033 Christmas spends. 307 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,715 - There you go. - So what you got planned, lad? 308 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,876 Taking our Molly out shopping. Birthday treat. 309 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,310 Good lad. About time too. Cracking young girl, that sister of yours. 310 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,955 For once, Uncle Robert, I can't disagree with you. 311 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,390 I'll see you Monday morning. And remember, we all have inner potential. 312 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,396 Live each moment like it's a precious gift. 313 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,470 Come on, lad. 314 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,720 - Thought I'd finished with you? - No. 315 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,798 Want to see the face on you, lad. Priceless. Fucking hell. 316 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,832 No, mate, it's nothing like that. I'm made up to see you. 317 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:31,476 Good. Very pleased I am to hear it, too. Come. 318 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,830 No, mate, I can't. Not today. 319 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:38,715 What d'you mean, you can't? You can do whatever you want. I've told you that. 320 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,833 No, mate. It's my sister's birthday and I'm taking her out. 321 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,793 So? We won't be gone long. 322 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,959 Mate! Where you going? 323 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,154 That's boss, that, eh? 324 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,669 - What? - Being a sailor, like. 325 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,075 Just getting off whenever you feel like it. 326 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,637 Be a bit fucking boring, like, just seeing the ships and the sea day after day. 327 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,910 - That's you all over, that. - What is? 328 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,679 I don't know. There's no romance in you. 329 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,319 D'you know, when we get off, when we go to Berlin... 330 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,513 - Eh? - You didn't mean it. 331 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,871 - EI... - You said it, though. 332 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,834 - Why say it, if you never meant it? - Elvis, I just didn't mean now. 333 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,990 That's fucking criminal, that, la. 334 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,954 Father Christmas? Necking? 335 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,469 That's just wrong. 336 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,911 - Mate, I'm gonna do one. - Have a drink. 337 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,150 One bev. Then you can go. 338 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,598 - Say something? - Come, come. Be not of meagre cheer. 339 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,234 'Tis the season to be jolly. 340 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,679 Ho-ho-ho. 341 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,872 - Is it? - Yeah. 342 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,596 You better jolly well ask your mates for two front teeth, then. 343 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,233 Come on, Elvis! Leave it, fucking hell! Fuck! 344 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,476 You mad crazed sex-pest bastard! 345 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,750 Santa Claus, my arse! 346 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,557 See what you've done? You... 347 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,878 - Here, let's have a look. - Mate, I've really got to go. 348 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,151 - I'll make you a cuppa. - Mate... 349 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,197 I said, let me make you a cuppa. 350 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,834 Your sister'll forgive you, Carty. 351 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,511 Family always do. 352 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,630 Blood brothers, Carty. 353 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,830 You and me. 354 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,438 Please. 355 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,233 - What? - Hold my hand. 356 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,191 Mate... 357 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,595 It's OK. I knew you wouldn't. 358 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,193 - Elvis, I just... - I just! It's just! Don't "just"! 359 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,788 Don't "just", Carty! 360 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,194 Don't. D'you get me? 361 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:38,714 Yeah, that's right! Just fuck off out of my flat! I'm better off without you! 362 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,035 Me, too. 363 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,833 Fuck! Fuck! 364 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,157 Shit. Shit. 365 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,749 Here you are, grab that. 366 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,390 Fix your laces. Come on. 367 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,869 - Hi, Carty lad. - John. 368 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,389 - Where have you been? - Elvis's. 369 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,870 - You two weirdos ready for tomorrow? - Yeah, it's gonna be mad, eh? 370 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,389 Fucking right, lad. Gonna be a big one. 371 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:20,355 We'll need all the boys for this one. Got to get all the lads together, huh? 372 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,189 This fucking firm, they're no dickheads. They don't fuck about. 373 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,551 - Can you handle that? - Me? 374 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,875 Relying on you, Carty son. 375 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,197 Need someone I can trust. No runaways, eh? 376 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,392 - Yeah, right, John. Yeah. - Yeah? 377 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,635 - Up for it? - Yeah. 378 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,875 - Deffo? - Yeah, deffo. 379 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,231 Right, let me see a smile, then. It's nearly Christmas. 380 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,158 - All right. Here tomorrow, ten bells. - Yeah, great. 381 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,191 Yeah. 382 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,676 Come on, boys. See you later, lad. 383 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,756 See you later. 384 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,914 - Morning. - You enjoy yourself last night? 385 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:08,591 - Look, Moll, I got caught up at work. - Save your excuses. I'm not interested. 386 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,557 Here you go, Dad. 387 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,875 You going the match today? 388 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,989 Or are you gonna take me shopping like you said you would? 389 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,198 Look, Moll, I promise you. Straight after school on Monday, me and you. 390 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,437 - We'll go shopping, I promise. - Forget it. It's too late. 391 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,676 Police are expecting trouble. 392 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,789 - Really? - Says here. 393 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,229 You want to watch yourself with that lot, son. 394 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,079 Starting to get a very nasty reputation. 395 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,311 I know. 396 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,236 Didn't think you'd be coming. 397 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,351 Well, I'm here, aren't I? 398 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,189 Fucking hell, eh, Cart? What a gang of fucking beauts! 399 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,596 - Fuck knows why we bother, eh? - Good lads, these, EI. 400 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:38,712 Oh, and you'd know, wouldn't you? 401 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,195 Can't resist, can you? Can't stop yourself. 402 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,313 - What? Stop what? - Reminding me I'm a dickhead. 403 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,035 Well, maybe I'm not as big a divvy as you think I am. 404 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,555 Aye aye, lads! Fucking hell. 405 00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,915 Sorry about that, love. How much do I owe you? How much for that lot? 406 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,918 We are evil! 407 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,316 We are evil! We are evil! 408 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,637 - What are you? - We are evil! 409 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,194 We are evil! 410 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,675 We are evil! 411 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,916 - Twat some Woollybacks! - We are evil! 412 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,519 - What? - We are evil! 413 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,791 - No fucking runners here! - We are evil! 414 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,388 We are evil! 415 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,238 We are evil! 416 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,113 We are evil! 417 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,834 We are evil! 418 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,393 We are evil! 419 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,034 We are evil! 420 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,478 Fucking come 'ead! Come on, you fucking knobs! 421 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:19,235 Come on! Fucking come on! Fucking come on! 422 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,669 Come on! Come on! 423 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,553 Come on, then! Fucking come 'ead! 424 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,870 Aah! 425 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,434 Come on, then! Come 'ead! 426 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,676 Come on! Come on! 427 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,155 Fuckin' love ya, ya cunt! 428 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,158 We are evil! 429 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,112 Go on, Looney Tunes, get that down you, lad. Go 'ead. 430 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,789 We are evil! 431 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,753 We are evil! 432 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,155 We are evil! 433 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,874 We are evil! 434 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,389 We are evil! 435 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,150 We are evil! We are evil! We are evil! 436 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,472 Robbie! 437 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,275 Come here, lad. Let's go and have a well-earned pint. 438 00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:00,592 Down the Pelican, then, eh, boys? Victory celebration and that. 439 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,711 Nice one, John. Deffo. 440 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,718 - There you are, Superman. - "Nice one, John." 441 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,239 - What? - Fuck off. 442 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:11,194 - What? - We was going to see Dalek tonight. 443 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,470 Be a laugh, though, down the Pelican. 444 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,830 Fuck off. You been the Pelican? 445 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,396 - But it'll be a grin, man. All the lads... - Oh, for... 446 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,272 All the lads! 447 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,755 Fucking state of you, Carty. 448 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,519 Come 'ead, youse two! Pair of weirdos. 449 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,279 Come 'ead! 450 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,709 Make-your-mind-up time, Carty. 451 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,069 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 452 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,797 Good boy! Still undefeated! 453 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,558 Get up to the fucking bar. 454 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,671 Go on. 455 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,471 Three more pints, please. 456 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,750 Hello, handsome. 457 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,916 You all right? 458 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:03,114 Now, then. You don't keep ferrets down there, do you, lad? 459 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,074 Dream on, you mong. As if! 460 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:29,756 - Want a rematch? Want a rematch? - There you go again. 461 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,475 Wait, on three! On three, on three! One, two... 462 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,797 Do I look like a fucking smackhead to you? 463 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,798 You know what I mean, you prick. No smackheads. 464 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,751 Do you understand me? You're worse. 465 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,793 You're fucking selling them the shit. No smack. 466 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,195 But it's all right for Elvis, though. 467 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,636 What's he on about? 468 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,797 - You all right, love? - Had you. Fuck off. 469 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,514 It's not for me. There's a new lad. 470 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,111 Where will it end? 471 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,191 Where will it end? 472 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,115 Do you want to go for a little walk? 473 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,472 Yeah, OK. 474 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,150 Go 'ead, lad! Fill your boots! 475 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,558 Get back to your kids, eh, Godden? Before I tell them how little your dick is. 476 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:53,710 What are you fucking laughing at? You little floppy-fringed fuck. 477 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,831 Think that's funny? 478 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,715 Come 'ead, then. You should be well hard by now. 479 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,078 My fella's back 11:00 on the dot. 480 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,231 Nice cock, lad. 481 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,595 Oh! You dirty get! 482 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:51,235 Spunk all over me black kecks! What am I gonna tell him? 483 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,716 Didn't even get it in! 484 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,675 Look at that, eh? Spunked all over her fucking kecks! 485 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,234 He didn't even get a gobble! 486 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:11,235 Give me a hand, go on! 487 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,316 You dirty bastard! 488 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,551 Big sky. 489 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:48,712 Ah, that's brilliant, that is, lad. She'll be made up. 490 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,274 Hope so, mate. I've got some making up to do. 491 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,756 Ah, well, at least you realise that now, eh? It's a start. 492 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,554 - Could you not go back to it? - I don't know. 493 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:03,196 You've got a real gift there, kid. Your ma'd be proud of you. 494 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,471 Oh, aye, yeah. Aren't I everything she wanted me to be, eh? 495 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,636 Don't make the same mistakes I did. 496 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,638 I was coming here for six months to get some bread together. 497 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,672 That was 27 fucking years ago. 498 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:20,318 Hey, just... you know, work out what's important in life. And who. 499 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,590 I will, Bob. I will. 500 00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:21,310 Elvis! 501 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:27,949 Fuck me sideways with a tickling stick! 502 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:32,471 Lord Cartykins, as I live and breathe! To what do we owe the pleasure? 503 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,716 Got a little surprise for you. 504 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,755 - You're not having me on? - Nope. 505 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,919 - We're on the gezzy, you and me? - That we are, my friend. 506 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:46,712 Is right! 507 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,628 This more of your bohemian crew, is it? The ones I never meet? 508 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,070 Now, now, Mr Elways. It's nice to be nice. 509 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,475 Fucking sound! 510 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:04,434 This is fucking better, this, Carty. 511 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,710 - What you having? - You know the score, kid. 512 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,070 Rum and black, times two. 513 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,356 All right, Tash. Never knew you come here. 514 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,758 - Never knew you did. - Oh, aye. We're on the gezzy, like. 515 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:45,110 - Who's she? - Just some rip from by ours, mate. 516 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,834 - She's fucking amazing. - You wouldn't think that if you knew her. 517 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,871 Know what I'm saying? Come 'ead. 518 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,152 Jesus Christ, Carty. 519 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:10,193 - Get on fucking Cruella. - Fucking hell. She's magnificent. 520 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,915 You, Mr Carty, are one bad head-the-ball lad. 521 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,679 Never had one of them Probie types before. Have you? 522 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:21,271 You're joking, aren't you? She looks like a manic panda. Urgh. 523 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,517 See them two? They're talking about us. 524 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,757 - Really? - They can't make it any more obvious. 525 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,474 - Look like a pair of quegs. - Oh, behave! 526 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,559 Telling you, girl. Pound to a penny, them two are chutney ferrets. 527 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,836 - You all right? - Cool as the Fonz. 528 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,791 - I'm Carty. - Elvis. Nice to meet you. 529 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,275 Oh. Just had a piss. Mwah! 530 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,994 - Give us one of them lighters. - Please. 531 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,997 - Please. - Sonya? 532 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,112 - Hiya. - Carty. Pleased to meet you. 533 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:54,549 - Ta. - Ta. 534 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,113 - You mean the lighter? - I want the lighter. 535 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,832 - Cheers. - Enchanté. 536 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,111 Fancy coming to a bat cave? 537 00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:04,277 - All right. Do you want one? - I was waiting for you to ask. 538 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,392 - Sorry. - Light it for me, please. 539 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,190 Come here. 540 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,234 And we have light. 541 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,633 Hey, is this your bat cave? 542 00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,070 Build up, Carty. 543 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,191 Bit out of it, la. 544 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:44,071 Listen, sexy. Hoping to lose money on you tonight. 545 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,189 Ever seen this done before? 546 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,751 - Carty? - No, not right now, mate. 547 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,075 - Not right now? - I will. 548 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,998 I weren't asking you. Come 'ead, Carty. 549 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,554 Come with us, man. Come see the stars. 550 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,512 You'll fucking love it. 551 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:05,393 You will fucking love this gear. 552 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:07,839 Nah. 553 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,916 Why? 554 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:15,477 - Not for me, man. - What you on about? It's gorgeous. 555 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,795 It's fucking heaven. Come with us. 556 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,157 Not into it, mate. 557 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,909 I'm not fucking into it, you quilt! 558 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:29,397 I'm not on it, but I've got some here and it's good. 559 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,590 You won't, will you? 560 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,119 Choices. 561 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,552 We all have choices. 562 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,671 What? 563 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,674 It's not just the likes of him, you know? 564 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:21,279 - I don't know what you're on about, lad. - Don't sweat on it, babe. Just know it. 565 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,072 Yeah? 566 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,430 There's a way. For all of us. 567 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,278 I know, yeah. 568 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,436 I'm doing it. 569 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,552 - Yeah? - Yeah. 570 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,114 I'm gonna do it. 571 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,834 I'm deffo gonna do it. 572 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,874 Couldn't be more pleased for you, kid. 573 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:50,070 Now, are you gonna bang me, or what? 574 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,516 He won't. 575 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,995 Can't you sleep neither? 576 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,749 Looks like neither of us got what we wanted, then, eh? 577 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,915 Hang on, hang on. 578 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,231 Dirty cunts. 579 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,749 Your tickets. 580 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,078 - Billy. - Here he is! 581 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,956 - Didn't think you'd come, Carty. - You brought plenty of tissues, mate? 582 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,640 Here you are, get a ticket. Give him a ticket. 583 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,757 Tell you what, Carty la, you want to get yourself checked out. 584 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:30,795 That fucking Janie gives out more doses than a traffic warden gives out tickets. 585 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:35,072 Oh, aye, John? Done your fair share of time in the Q clinic, have you? 586 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,193 Once or twice, lad. Once or twice. 587 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:43,316 What do you want, you fucking little drug-dealing gobshite? 588 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,476 It ain't personal, it's business. 589 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:49,798 It fucking is personal. I don't want you fucking selling drugs round here. 590 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:54,038 So let me tell you now. No fucking smack. D'you get me? 591 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,630 He dishonours me in front of my family! 592 01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,752 And for that, no way back. 593 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,668 So go 'ead, you never even got it in, no? 594 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:10,873 Not her, John, but I had no problem with the old breaking and entering last night. 595 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,709 Eh, Elvis? Not for some of us at least. 596 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,195 What's all this, then, Elways, eh? 597 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:21,154 Not sure Elvis has got that much to tell you there, boys. Get my drift? 598 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,236 Not unless you're into short stories. 599 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,319 What posh arse is trying to tell youse is he goosed a pair of skates last night. 600 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,110 While you was on the nod, you useless twat. 601 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:40,119 Oh, what are you gonna do about that, Elvis lad? 602 01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,719 Fucking hell, Elvis, you're not, er... turning arse on us all, are you? 603 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,916 Ah, come on, mate. I was only having a laugh. 604 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,276 Fucking come 'ead! 605 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,278 Fucking come on! These cunts want to fucking know! 606 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,631 Come on, you cunts! Come on, you sheep-shagging cunts! 607 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:18,116 You're nothing! You're nothing! Come on, you cunts! 608 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,390 Come on, you fucking bastards! 609 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,988 You soft fucking Wools, come on! 610 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,589 Come on! You're fucking nothing! 611 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:30,190 You're fucking nothing! Come on, you cunts! 612 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,038 - Come on! Come on! - Oi. Oi. Hey. 613 01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,515 Here. Come here. 614 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,359 Who the fuck do you think you are? 615 01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:43,996 Don't you fucking ever say that again or I'll fucking kill you, you dickhead. 616 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,350 Come on! 617 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:27,753 # With a three-star jumper Halfway up his back 618 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:31,270 # He's a fucking Woollyback! Woollyback! 619 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,517 # There's a Woolly over there Over there! 620 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:38,030 # And he's wearing underwear Underwear 621 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:42,199 # With a three-star jumper Halfway up his back 622 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:45,995 # He's a fucking Woollyback! Woollyback! 623 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,752 What's the matter, Carty? 624 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,270 Thought you'd be off with the lads, having a fucking grin. 625 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,834 You're fuck all without me, you ponce. 626 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,954 Take us home, will you? 627 01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,636 You going anywhere near ours? 628 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,876 Come on, get in. 629 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:46,112 So, what did he tell you about me? 630 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,196 Doesn't matter. 631 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:54,839 So what's the holiday got in store for Wirral Comp's wildest girl? 632 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,713 Hey, you! I am not boring. 633 01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:00,070 It's just... 634 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:05,399 Well, you know how it is. My two special boys have to come first, OK? 635 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,671 That's all very well and good, but you need to get out more, sis. 636 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,110 Do you want to know the sum total of my social offers this holiday? 637 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,231 Go 'ead. 638 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,828 The Caldy Rugby Colts piss-up. 639 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,190 You should go. 640 01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,630 Will Harnault and the massed ranks of the Heswall Young Conservatives? 641 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,159 I tend to think not, thanks. 642 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:27,636 You should go. You've no idea what a grin you'll have. 643 01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,149 It's what Ma would've wanted. 644 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,670 - But what will Cinders wear to the ball? - Money, money, money. 645 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:38,678 That's all you think about. 646 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:20,072 - Bevvy, lad? - Don't know. I'm trying to give it up. 647 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,953 Give up at Crimbo? You off your head or what? 648 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,877 I'm getting my head together. 649 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,878 Might even go back, finish my foundation course. 650 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,673 Are you messing? 651 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:35,590 Lad, I'm made up for you. It's the best bit of news I've heard in a long time. 652 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,871 Right, then, we're definitely drinking to that. 653 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,991 If you insist, then. 654 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,310 - Only cos you've got no mates. - You cheeky... 655 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,959 Berlin. 656 01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:18,758 - Who's your girlfriend, lad? - No one. 657 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:38,558 - State of his hair! - State of her! Move your hand. 658 01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:42,070 Why do you read these magazines? 659 01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,075 Ta-da! 660 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,719 Wow, honey! You look amazing! 661 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,910 Oh, thanks. 662 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,957 So go on. What do you think of your sister, then? 663 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:59,548 Wow. You want to watch yourself, young lady. 664 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:04,993 I have no intention of coming home until I've had at least 17 gin and tonics 665 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,032 and been ragged senseless on the bonnet of a mini. 666 01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:11,789 - Just have a good time. And behave. - I will. 667 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,595 Now, then, you. 668 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:25,590 Doubts have been raised by one Mark "Elvis" Elways about your sexuality. 669 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,915 Completely unfounded. 670 01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,637 Hello, sexy. 671 01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,318 - Please, Will. - Come on. 672 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:03,113 Will! Will, I've tried telling you nicely. 673 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,231 Nicely? She's tried telling me nicely! 674 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,237 Look, just shove off, will you? 675 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:10,238 Feisty. You weren't saying that when I was buying you a drink. 676 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,794 I said yes to the drink to get rid of you! 677 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:15,673 I didn't know you were gonna stalk me all night. 678 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,714 Hard luck, Casanova! 679 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:24,879 I think somebody needs to teach that young lady some manners. 680 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,080 Whoa, here we go! 681 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:40,988 Come 'ead, Robbie! Do your robot, la! 682 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:43,111 Come on! 683 01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:48,152 Here we are. 684 01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:50,559 Emergency, emergency. 685 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,398 Better. 686 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,117 It had to be Robbie, though, eh? You know he's not all there. 687 01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:00,277 Behave. Look at him. Lad's fucking loving it. 688 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:07,030 Here we go! Lubrication for the patient! 689 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:13,069 It was a cunt's trick, that. 690 01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,431 Fuck off, John. Everything's a fucking cunt's trick with you. 691 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:22,919 - It's funny how it's always you, though. - Fuck you, you squaddie cunt. 692 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,713 What did you say, shitehawk? 693 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,315 Nothing personal, Johnno. 694 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,191 Boys. 695 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,915 John? John? 696 01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:53,077 John? Someone's fucking stabbed him. 697 01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:01,630 - Aren't you gonna get that? - Be fucking carol singers, won't it? 698 01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:03,876 Pug! Pug! 699 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:06,598 - Shit. - Pug! 700 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,316 - Oh! - Jesus, Moll! 701 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:17,558 - Baby, what's happened? - I had a grin. 702 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:20,069 Here. 703 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:24,431 Sit down. 704 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:29,914 - I'll get her some water, eh? - Molly? 705 01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:31,951 Moll? What's happened? 706 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:35,231 The boys. Will and that. 707 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,715 Who's Will? 708 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,593 From the rugby club. 709 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,631 Those rugby cunts! 710 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:46,150 Where are you going? You can't leave her like that. 711 01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:48,953 Stay with her. I won't be long. 712 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:07,872 - D'you know where Will is? - I think he's over there. 713 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,555 Which one of youse is Cunt? 714 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,399 'Are you all right? ' 715 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:45,752 'Me? It's not me you should be worrying about.' 716 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,836 Well, I am worried. 717 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,633 Who do you think I done all this for? 718 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:54,672 I don't know, Pug. You tell me. 719 01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,834 'You're my sister. 720 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:03,272 'Do you honestly think I'm gonna let these pricks do that to my sister? ' 721 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,119 'That's the burning question, isn't it? ' 722 01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:11,679 Baby, when are you gonna stop all this? 723 01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:17,031 'Soon.' 724 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,239 Fucking hell! 725 01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:40,114 If it ain't the return of the magnificent Carthorse! 726 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:42,310 Hold on there, you nutter. 727 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,039 Jesus. 728 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,190 I've missed you, you cunt. 729 01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,918 Missed you, too, mate. 730 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,315 Jesus. 731 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:05,113 Most impressive... la. 732 01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:08,836 Impressive. 733 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,998 So... 734 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:17,873 What happened? 735 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,276 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 736 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:30,279 This is the thing, la, and your Uncle EI's only being a buddy to you now, yeah? 737 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,277 But how it stands, like, 738 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:36,279 the lads are far from being sure about the enigmatic Professor Carty. 739 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:41,838 D'you know what I'm saying? He comes, he goes. No one really knows him. 740 01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:47,159 The jury is definitely out on the Carty question, especially now JG's gone. 741 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:51,193 - Godden? - Gone 'un. 742 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:55,711 - Where to? - Where...? You divvy. Baby done him. 743 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:59,799 - Fuck, he's bad, like? - Bad? He's fucking dead, amigo. 744 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,275 Brown fucking bread. 745 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,995 Fuck me. Has Baby been nicked? 746 01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:08,395 Nicked? Behave. 747 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:12,957 Oh, Christ. John Boy Godden, eh? 748 01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:15,992 Indeedy. It's like I'm telling you. 749 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:20,113 You're not gonna have him to back you up. 750 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:24,028 I've got you. Look, if I could do it by myself, I would... 751 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:26,879 Carty. My little angel. 752 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:30,151 Fuck me! Where will it end? 753 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,675 Where will it end? 754 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,470 Look, I'll see what I can do. 755 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:41,079 But no promises. 756 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:28,197 All right, lads? 757 01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:31,519 So this is Cartyville, eh? 758 01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:34,279 This is where it all happens. 759 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:42,998 Come 'ead, lads. They're all in there. 760 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,836 Just up the road, eh? 761 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:54,395 Come on, man or mouse? Come on, man or fucking mouse? Come on! 762 01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:57,557 - Do it! - Huh-huh-huh-huh! 763 01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:01,468 - Oh, you fucking dick! - Jesus! Bastard! 764 01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:11,709 Tits like fucking melons. 765 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:22,309 - Let me explain. - No need for introductions. 766 01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:28,717 Man or mouse, Will? Man or fucking mouse? 767 01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:33,871 - Cunt! Fucking yuppie cunt! - Calm down, lads. Enough's enough. 768 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,468 En... enough? 769 01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,434 - Oh! - What's enough? 770 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,869 What the fuck are you looking at? 771 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:52,478 You fucking rapist cunt! 772 01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:57,909 You saw fuck all, get me? Get me? 773 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,235 Uh! 774 01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,471 Elvis? 775 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,797 Elvis? 776 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,594 Elvis, mate, what's the matter? 777 01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:52,315 Come 'ead, EI. 778 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:57,192 - That's it, now, isn't it? - That's what? 779 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:00,996 That's us now, isn't it? 780 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:03,714 Elvis, mate, I don't know what you mean. 781 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,956 Yeah, you do. 782 01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:17,075 EI? Look, Elvis la, I'm made up with you for helping us out tonight, and I owe you. 783 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,760 - Fucking no. - Yes, I do! 784 01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:24,556 Look, Carty. You don't owe me nothing. 785 01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:05,675 Please be seated. 786 01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:10,879 Jesus said, "I am the resurrection and I am the light. 787 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:15,118 "He who believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live. 788 01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:19,119 "And whoever lives and believes in me shall never die." 789 01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:26,908 - All right? - Yeah, mate. Glad I made the effort. 790 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,473 - Stay. - Why? 791 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:36,435 I'm just asking, like. Will you... will you stay with us for a while? 792 01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:38,994 Sure. 793 01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,236 Just certain things, like. 794 01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,715 Certain things have to be said. 795 01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:46,354 - Yeah? - Yeah. 796 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:50,553 - Will you take confession from us? - What? 797 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:55,231 - I mean it. Will you? - But the priest is probably still here. 798 01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:58,079 No, no. Will you? 799 01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,988 Will you hear my confession? That's what I'm asking. 800 01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:04,833 Please. 801 01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:08,236 Like I'm saying, certain things need to be said. 802 01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:14,109 Course I will, EI. Course I'll hear you. 803 01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,433 Elvis? 804 01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:42,951 We could have done it. 805 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:45,150 You and me, Carty. 806 01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:48,396 Elvis... 807 01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:50,954 He loves you. 808 01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:56,080 I can't hear you, EI. 809 01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:59,476 - Elvis, mate? - He loves you. 810 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:04,599 Who does, Elvis? 811 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:06,676 You? 812 01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:08,438 He always did, like. 813 01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:10,516 Elvis... 814 01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:12,437 Come with us, Carty. 815 01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:14,391 Where, Elvis? Where? 816 01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:15,919 Anywhere. 817 01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:21,474 - Please. - Mate, I can't. It's just not that simple. 818 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:24,398 - What about the game? - Mate, I don't know. The lads... 819 01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:27,910 Forget the lads! Just you and me, Carty. 820 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:30,110 You and me. 821 01:30:31,480 --> 01:30:33,948 - No, mate, I can't. I'm sorry. - Please. 822 01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:38,674 Please, Carty. 823 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,439 Come the game tomorrow. 824 01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,074 And then we're done. 825 01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:55,439 Yeah... 826 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,551 Sound. 827 01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:04,316 Elvis? 828 01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:07,311 Elvis? 829 01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:24,839 Big sky. 830 01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:24,190 He loves you. 831 01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:27,831 'He loved you.' 832 01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:34,231 He always did. 833 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,311 One last awayday. 834 01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:48,949 Carty! Get on! 835 01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:24,351 'Here we go, then. 836 01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:27,358 'This is it, Carty la. This is it. 837 01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:59,354 'How long had I been waiting for this day? 838 01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:01,835 'How long had I wanted this? 839 01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:03,353 'Should've seen it. 840 01:35:03,480 --> 01:35:06,233 'Should have seen it coming a long time ago.' 841 01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:08,396 Ponce! 842 01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:12,911 'But when you're dazzled... well, you're blinded, aren't you? ' 843 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,069 'How long had I wanted this? 844 01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:59,631 'How long had I been waiting for the day? 845 01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:03,271 'Out of here. 846 01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:06,516 'Out of this.'